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Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter Katey Sagal Culinary, Lifestyle & Business Editor: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Chuck Norris Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com / darrishurst.com Katie Holmes Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia (Mother Theresa), Jenny Greene Contributors: Axel Beers, Jen Brown, Toni Colombo, Caeriel Crestin, Sarah Gerlach, Lauren Hecker, Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Marina Satoafaiga, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II,

Special thanks to Jeana Iwalani of Hale Ho’omana Spa. Model Jesse Prais.

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO goes the 2012 book Georgia O’Keeffe’s Hawai‘i, a fantastic and easily readable account from Patricia Jennings of the famous artist’s 1939 visit to Hana) but given the stature of the Ben Franklin award, we can be sure that Koa will continue to put out great non-fiction and literature for the foreseeable future.

HAWAII MEDIA SHIELD LAW WILL DIE

For readers, these are strange times.

Computer technology and the Internet have combined to produce more books than ever, but the number of actual publishing houses (especially those who concentrate on books that require paper and shelving) are dwindling. That’s what makes the latest news about tiny independent Koa Books in Hana so nice to hear.

According to a May 6 press release sent out by Koa publisher Arnie Kotler, that publishing house recently won a Benjamin Franklin Silver Finalist Award from the Independent Book Publishers Association for its new book Daughters of Fire.

“Daughters of Fire was a labor of love for everyone involved–the author, editors, artists, and designer,” Kotler said in the May 6 news release. “That’s something independent publishers can still do. We couldn’t be more delighted to get news of this Benjamin Silver Finalist Award.”

Written by Volcano, Hawaii Island resident Tom Peek, Daughters of Fire is a long book about a some very good people battling some very bad people over a cartoonishly lavish new resort (I reviewed the book in our Nov. 12, 2012 issue). The book delves into local culture, Hawaiian myth, history, romance, tourism, organized crime, police corruption and land use politics. Full of color and magical realism, the book is a surprisingly quick read. Unlike most fiction these days, the book’s text includes pen-and-ink drawings from artist John D. Dawson (and a cover painting from Herb Kawainui Kane).

The book wasn’t my favorite put out by Koa in recent years (that honor

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to minimize his cartoonish contribution to this mockery. Anyone who holds up a copy of the 1948 Chicago Tribune, which famously reported that Thomas Dewey had just been elected President of the United States as evidence that investigative reporters in Hawaii do not need protection from prosecutors has no business chairing a committee charged with overseeing media law, much less serving in government.

In any case, once the Shield Law emerged from the Senate, it was worse than a joke. Read it, and you’d think the Internet had never been invented. Not only were there even more instances where law enforcement could compel reporters to hand over their notes, but now publications that existed only online or employed business models that didn’t involve paid subscriptions (like MauiTime,

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Well, that whole experiment with granting honest people in Hawaii who wanted to expose graft and incompetence in our state’s powerful organizations and corporations with very generous legal protections that allowed them to speak anonymously to investigative reporters was fun while it lasted. Such individuals, who risk termination and retribution by openly speaking out against corruption, provide the lifeblood of the best journalism can offer.

Since 2008, Hawaii state law allowed these individuals to tell reporters of all kinds–television, radio, newsprint, magazine and Internet–what they knew of injustices without fear that their identities would be exposed by overzealous prosecutors trying to force reporters to reveal their sources or even just unpublished notes and other information.

Like the time a couple years ago when the Maui County Prosecutor’s Office subpoenaed MauiTime, asking for all the IP addresses for a 24-hour period associated with online comments on a story about our publisher Tommy Russo getting allegedly assaulted by both members of Duane “Dog” Chapman’s security detail and a member of the Maui Police Department. No one can say for certain that the Shield Law protected us because the matter never made it to court (the county quietly withdrew

the subpoena in June 2011), but having the law there was a great reassurance.

Now, thanks to Legislators in the state House of Representatives and the Senate who couldn’t resist messing with something that wasn’t broken, the Hawaii Shield Law–touted as one of the best in the nation–will die in June, returning our Great State to the days when the only protection for whistleblowers seeking to expose corruption was a reporter’s promise to keep their identities a secret even if thrown in prison.

No one person killed the law (known as HB622 this legislative session). Indeed, no single legislator, regardless of how powerful and entrenched he or she may be, could foul up something that wasn’t broken this badly.

The problem that caused all this was that the original Shield Law had a sunset provision–barring further action from the Legislature, it would expire at the end of June 2013. So reporters and their advocates in the state asked that the Legislature simply take the law as written and make it permanent.

What fools we were. Acting in response to requests from the state Attorney General’s office (which, like all law enforcement bodies, bristles at any and all restrictions on its behavior) to take away certain protections in certain court cases, the House began altering the law. It wasn’t what media advocates wanted, but it was certainly better than what eventually emerged from the Senate.

Much has been made of Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Clayton Hee’s actions in the fight, and it’s hard

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Hawaii Reporter and Honolulu Weekly) were no longer even considered “news organizations” and were thus exempt entirely from any Shield Law protections.

Hawaii media advocates like attorney Jeff Portnoy and University of Hawaii Professor Gerald Kato were outraged. Given the choice of seeing the current law expire or having to deal with the ramifications from one of the rewritten bills actually becoming law, they publicly called for the whole thing to just die and let the courts sort it out in the future. The Legislature, which couldn’t make up its mind on the issue, gave them their wish.

If anything, all this does show the media in Hawaii has been remiss in one crucial aspect: it has conveyed far too much legitimacy on legislators (like Hee!), who have proven themselves to be at best ignorant of journalistic principles of free expression and at worst openly contemptuous of them.■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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WHO FIRST SUGGESTED THIS? The newest beauty-treatment rage in China, according to Chinese media quoted on the Inquisitr.com website in March, is the “fire facial,” in which alcohol and a “secret elixir” are daubed on the face and set ablaze for a few seconds, then extinguished. According to “ancient Chinese medicine,” this

An unnamed man was hospitalized in April in Tucson, Ariz., after firefighters, finding him unconscious at 3am pinned under an SUV parked in his driveway, lifted the vehicle and dragged him to safety. A police spokesperson learned that the man was trying “a stunt in which he was going to put the SUV in reverse, jump out and lay on the ground behind it, have the vehicle [roll] over him, and then get up and [get back into] the SUV in time to stop it before it collided with anything.”

WEIRDO-AMERICAN COMMUNITY The man who was “citizen of the year” in Waynesville, Ohio, in 2006, businessman Ron Kronenberger, 53, was charged in January with belt-whipping one of his tenants on his bare buttocks–though he had a good reason, he said, because the tenant was late again with the rent. A magistrate said he intended to drop the charge in six months if Kronenberger stayed out of trouble, but in March, a man who worked for Kronenberger filed a lawsuit accusing him of spanking him on four occasions, using a belt and a paddle. ■

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There are many cliches about beauty, but one true statement about it that never changes is that it’s ageless. Anyone can be beautiful at any age. Of course, that takes some work–especially in a sundrenched place like Maui.

For Mother’s Day, we spoke with some of the amazing stylists, estheticians and other wellness providers on Maui about beauty. They offered all sorts of great information, the vast majority of which is both luxurious and easy to do, but they generally adhered to a few key principles–first and foremost of which is that whatever you decide to do, be consistent.

Here are their tips, ideas and personal indulgences, organized by age bracket, on how anyone of any age can stay beautiful.

IN YOUR 20S...

I recommend using a good cleanser and moisturizer with spf to prevent damage that will only appear in later years.

Avoid drug store products that tend to block pores and irritate, making skin more prone to breakouts. Exfoliate every two days for a healthy glow. I love my Mia Clarisonic, a must-have for anyone (guys and girls) at any age.

My road to wellness began with psychology. During my undergrad work I took a strong interest in health psychology but wanted a career that combined both my interest in mental and physical wellbeing along with my entrepreneurial talent. After living in Japan for a year and fully immersing myself into wellness practices, I was inspired to embark on my entry into the booming spa industry.

I decided to take a management diploma in health sciences in Toronto to get myself up to speed with running the business.

That was 10 years ago and I’ve loved every minute of it since!

Stay trim by using moves from fitness classes I designed. Pick up a set of two kg free weights at home and turn on some of your latest iTunes to get working on high repetition moves for your upper and lower body. Thirty minutes a day of

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weight resistance, combined with cardio, will do wonders to help build lean muscle and keep your cardiovascular conditioning up. I love to indulge in a great shiatsu massage–my first was in Japan and I have loved it ever since. The focus is on pressure points through mostly finger techniques to open up energy flow, improve blood and lymphatic flow. I find this experience a great mind body release. Drink lots of water after!

-Paola Perin, Director of the Spa at the Fairmont Kea Lani (soon to be transformed and expanded into the internationally recognized Willow Stream Spa) Hit the shower before and after you go in the ocean. Hair is porous like a sponge, so if you get your hair full of freshwater first, it will absorb less salt water and prevent damage. If you do have damage, try our Kevin Murphy Born Again treatment. Hands down, it’s the most efficient product I’ve ever used to rebuild the structure of hair. And try our Sane Hair products. There’s a shampoo, conditioner, volumizer and a serum. All Maui-made by our own Vanity Salon stylist Sarah Nelson Evans.

I received my associates degree in Seattle in 2002. I decided to learn a trade since I wasn’t sure what degree to pursue.

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I completely fell in love! I feel so blessed to have a career that I love every single day. In fact, hairstyling is not work to me.

I stay fit by staying hydrated. I love to indulge in Grace Beauty in Paia–Laura Taliaferro’s collagen infusion facial. I do a series of four at least once a year.

-Jeffie Harris, owner/stylist of Vanity Salon; Vanitysalonmaui.com My best advice is to drink a ton of water, and keep the diet in check. Keep sugar and dairy at a minimum. This is also great advice for everyone, no matter what age. I always tell my younger clients who are into going out and drinking, and are constantly dehydrated: before you go out,

keep a big glass of water by your bed so when you get home you won’t forget to drink it, and your body and skin will stay hydrated and be happy in the morning.

Also rejuvenate with our locally made Skin Food by Juliette Van Dyke. This is a wonderful organic facial oil that is lovely to maintain hydration.

In my early twenties, I started to eat consciously for my health, and noticed a tremendous difference in my skin. I stay healthy by dancing. Turn up the music and dance! Do something to sweat at least a few times a week.

I love to indulge in my personal favorite spa in Los Angeles: The Olympic Spa for Women. It’s amazing. I go whenever I go back to visit my family!

-Emily Grace, owner of Emily Grace Esthetics; Emilygraceesthetics.com For all of us who live here, you must protect your skin from the sun. Remember that anything that you put into your body will also affect your skin, so have a fitness plan, drink tons of water and have a clean healthy diet.

Our Swiss Clinical product line targets all ages and skin types. The most popular ones are the whitening and brightening serums which are resultoriented, paraben-free and made of

natural ingredients like mulberry and daisy extracts. One of our estheticians on staff, Kether Quinlan, has co-created her own skin and body product line called Queen Bee. This locally made line incorporates Mauigrown organic and natural ingredients as well as native honey from the island. We also feature our very own Queen Bee facial on our spa menu.

Stay healthy with any type of fitness regime will also benefit the beauty of your skin! I love to indulge in the Swiss Clinical Layers of Light Specialty Facial. This 80-min. facial is our featured treatment for the month of May and Mother’s Day! The promotion also includes a complimentary gift from Swiss Clinical.

-Bridget Phillips, spa managing operator at the Spa at Black Rock; Blackrockspa.com

IN YOUR 30S...

Get acupuncture! This is a crucial age period when you’re feeling your way to a productive life. Drinking green tea and using Jadience wildcrafted and organic products will help cleanse and keep fresh both your face and body as they are needing guidance at this stage of life.

My road to wellness began in 1997 when I was originally going for my Master of Science degree in physical therapy. But I got snatched up by the philosophy and effectiveness of acupuncture and Oriental medicine instead. Stay healthy by sitting still and deep breathing takes your energy to a centered state of mind. You restore the body with electrolyte hydration.

I love to indulge in the Terme at Spa Grande at the Grand Wailea. Diva’s Night Out is a great introduction to it! It’s a great place to soak and have some me time.

-Christine Asuncion, Licensed acupuncturist/owner, I’ao Acupuncture & Spa; Iaoacupuncture.com Start now, be happy later–skin protection is the name of the game. Our “Red Light” therapy combats sun damage, stimulates collagen growth (resulting in firming and tightening) and balances pigmentation. My product suggestion would be HydroPeptide Serum, eye cream and the SPF with self-adapting microbeads.

All three products help to maintain the skin’s tone and texture.

Fifteen years ago, I started in wellness through a fluke and as the universe has a way of leading us in the direction that best suits us, the rest is history. I recommend staying fit by drinking adequate amounts of water throughout the day. Nothing is more beneficial to maintaining health and losing weight.

I love to indulge in a scalp and foot massage. They are sent from heaven, particularly after a long day and performed by my husband.

-Patricia Makozak, senior spa director for the Americas, Four Seasons Resort

As we age, our stem cell count decreases due to free radical damage and environmental factors, such as poor diet and stress, which affects the body’s ability to protect itself. Valley Isle Day Spa is proud to be partnering with the leading technology in adult stem cell cosmeceutical products. Your best defense in aging is to start early and be preventative.

In 2003, I decided to help people by assisting their health with massage therapy. Stay fit with exercise and diet.

Exercise is king, and diet is queen, when it comes to a healthy body. Be sure to eat the good for you foods your mother told you to eat–spinach, broccoli, carrots, kale–but they are also fun, new foods like goji berries and golden beets.

I love to indulge in our signature chocolate, champagne and roses package. It’s deliciously indulgent (literally)! You are pampered while enjoying my favorite thing: chocolate. The whole treatment appeals to the senses starting with a foot treatment and then onto the chocolate massage. Not only do you feel and smell delicious, but you’re getting the benefits of antioxidants from the cocoa.

-Nancy James, spa manager, Valley Isle Day Spa; Valleyisledayspa.com Beautiful skin starts from the inside out. Be mindful of your diet, water intake and limit caffeine and alcohol.

You should also try the Eminence Organic Skin Care Line and Gourmet Skinfood, made locally on Maui, and experience an Organic Collagen Infusion Facial. Lastly, visit Vanity Salon for your hair, no matter what age you are. Jeffie Harris and her crew of amazing stylists will make you feel hot when you walk out the door.

Early in life, I had problem skin, which affected my self-esteem. After lots of research, I realized skincare is my passion. I wanted to help others feel better in their skin. I know if I feel good in my skin, I hold my head up a little higher.

Also, you can stay healthy with Pilates. I’ve tried many different fitness programs, but I never experienced the results I get with Pilates. My core is stronger, my legs are leaner and my butt is higher. I also love to indulge in experiencing facials. I love to see what tricks others use, and it’s always fun to talk skin with someone.

-Laura Taliaferro, Grace Beauty Day Spa Continued on page 10

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IN YOUR 40S...

Our Pohaku Hot Stone massage is very popular for the active 40-something who needs that little extra pampering to melt the tension in neck and shoulders that comes from our responsibilities in and out of work. Then use the strawberry rhubarb dermafoliant from Eminence. It helps quickly and gently exfoliate the skin, which maintains a healthy glow and smooth complexion. Follow it with a nourishing night cream and you’ll always look like a million bucks.

My career began with a keen interest in wellness and fitness. From an early age, I’ve grown up giving shoulder rubs to friends and family who were

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stressed out or tired after a fitness tournament. After college, I went to massage school and found my passion for healing and the spa industry as a whole. I’ve never looked back.

Stay fit by changing it up. The key to maintaining the results you want is to create a balanced workout that incorporates both strength and cardio/flexibility training. You maintain optimum mobility while keeping the muscle tone to support your body through any activity. By periodically modifying your workout program, you’ll also be less likely to quit from boredom, and you’ll trick your body into constantly being challenged and therefore continue to see results. This burns more calories and keeps you motivated and excited.

I love to indulge in our Ali’i Honey Steam Cocoon, which utilizes the raw honey from our very own rooftop apiary. The Grand Wailea produces its own honey, so the nutrients and the benefits are simply the best. My second favorite is our Honey Macadamia Nut Immunity Booster treatment. It’s such a nourishing, replenishing treatment–plus it boosts your immunity so you can take on anything!

-Sharon Ogawa, spa director, Spa Grande, Grand Wailea A Waldorf Astoria Resort and Spa; Spagrande.com In the ‘Aina Hawaiian Ritual, you sip on Kiawe Mamaki tea as you gather herbs for your Hawaiian tea bath in our soaking tubs learning traditional gather-

ing methods. The Awa Alaea Clay Body Masque relaxes and purifies. You can also receive a hot stone massage using our Hawaiian Sandalwood body butter.

Many Aunties and Uncles have blessed me with perpetuating their lineage through the spa. My initial career path began as an orthopedic Physical Therapist. Then in 2000, I began diving deeper into my Hawaiian roots and was privileged to study Hawaiian Lomi Lomi with elders throughout the islands as well as within my own family. Their work inspired me beyond anything I had ever learned in Physical Therapy training. The gentle, holistic and therapeutic approach yielded transformational results on many levels and I knew that I had found my path.

Stay healthy by getting out to the ocean early and get your heart rate up with a walk along the beach, then purify with a few laps in the ocean. You will feel cleansed and rejuvenated by the ocean and early morning sun.

I love to indulge in the ultimate Four Hand Lomi at Ho‘omana Spa Maui– you’ll never find more relaxation and nurturing than this.

-Jeana Naluai, owner/spa director, Ho‘omana Spa Maui My best advice would be to protect your skin from the sun daily and be mindful of the many different and nutritious foods that you can eat which will help you stay young and beautiful. Load up with berries, tomatoes, spinach, gar-

lic, fish and chocolate. You still can enjoy life by adding a little glass of red wine which is rich in antioxidants.

I also recommend taking advantage of Kapalua Spa’s DNA EGF Renewal Growth Factor Exfoliating Facial. These products are designed by world-renowned expert dermatologist, Dr. Ronald L. Moy and are only offered here in Hawaii at the Kapalua Spa. This new medical grade treatment provides comprehensive care for stressed or photo-damaged skin.

I’ve had the pleasure to work for four incredible companies. One trained me in exceptional customer service. The second gave me my spa soul (sustainability, giving back to the community, organic, distress, etc.).

The third made me an astute businesswoman and the last allowed me to combined all my expertise.

Stay fit with YouTube! Our Kapalua Personal Instructor has a YouTube video for everyone to access at their convenience. My personal fitness advice would be to walk. Walking is one of the best exercises there is. You can do it with your family, friends or coworkers.

Thirty to 40 minutes every other day can do so much for your health and at the same time can be so much fun.

My favorite body therapy is the Awa Cacao Lomi Cocoon. An incredible Hawaiian healer designed this unique treatment for Kapalua Spa. It’s a blend of warm Hawaiian ‘awa, cacao, local herbs and kukui oil that’s massaged into the body. You get a head, neck

and foot massage while you are being cocooned. The grand finale is a lomi lomi massage infused with the aroma of pikake flowers. Your body will be scented in a light aroma of cacao with a bouquet of tropical flowers.

-Cecilia I. Hercik, regional director of spa operations, Kapalua Spa I find that this age bracket, when fine lines are starting to show, can be the most critical. I think it’s important to embrace this decade with kindness and a little humor, too. This is the time to start a treatment plan. I recommend purchasing a series of six facial treatments (spas or salons typically give you a discount for a series). Prepurchasing will also force you to keep your commitment and use your treatments within a specific time period.

You want to look for products that offer cell regenerating or renewal treatments such as glycolic acid, lactic acid, or enzymatic options.

I unexpectedly fell into the spa industry in 2009, but it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Stay healthy by making time. Everyone has busy schedules but it’s important to make the time to exercise. Find something you enjoy doing that gets your body moving and do that for 20-30 minutes, two to three times a week.

I love to indulge in getting my nails done. My personal favorite is the Maui Lavender Manicure and Pedicure that Spa Moana offers. Honey and lavender

from Maui are combined with a hotstone massage complete with aromatherapy paraffin treatment. It’s so luxurious! We are Maui’s only oceanfront spa, just steps away from the ocean.

Growing up in Hawaii, sometimes we take things for granted but when I make time in my busy schedule to sit in our salon with the gorgeous view, it reminds me of how lucky I am to live here. I try to treat myself at least every four to six weeks.

-Lacey Matsumoto, assistant spa director, Spa Moana at Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa Upscale your facial with add-ons like eye treatments. Add these on to any facial for an instant lift to the eye area: Bota-Peptide Eye Cream from GM Collins (available at Spa Helani), provides a peptide boost to your skin to tighten and fill fine lines around the eyes. I also find that it really helps with dark circles. This product is a goto for every woman’s daily routine.

In 2001, I started as a spa receptionist in my hometown of Sacramento while still in high school. I fell in love with beauty and wellness and began my career in Lake Tahoe. While working in Lake Tahoe I commuted daily to Reno, NV to get my Estheticians license.

The key to fitness is stretching!

It will save your body from being sore or tight and will prolong your longevity and flexibility. I have just started CrossFit and this tip has saved

me from hurting myself.

I love to indulge in spa celebration therapy! We will be celebrating our fifth anniversary this year and have planned a special event on May 15 from 5pm to 7pm. Join us for the “5 Senses, 5 Islands” special outdoor event. Journey through the Polynesian islands with each therapy. Each guest will experience a sample of each step in the treatment that includes: Taha’a–Exotic Island Hand Scrub from the “vanilla” island; Manihi– Lagoon Water Hand Soak from the “lagoon” island; Bora Bora–Mahana Chair Massage from the “white sand” island; Raiatea–Golden Monoi Oil Application from the “sacred” island; Tahiti–The last stop on your journey, receive an uplifting glass of sparkling wine and irresistible coconut desserts while watching Tahitian dancers perform at sunset.

Sarah Hisey, Spa Director,Spa Helani, a Heavenly Spa by Westinat The Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas,Website: www.westinkaanapali.com

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They work to increase elastin fibers and collagen in the skin. One can’t exist without the other.

My interest in skin care began at a young age. I have dry, sensitive skin and growing up in the arid climate of Colorado, I suffered from chapped skin and eczema. I moved to Maui in 1995 and started soaking up a lot of sun. A few years later I had terrible hyper pigmentation that I couldn’t get rid of. I started Continued on page 13

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Continued from page 11 seeing an esthetician–at every appointment I would ask her a million questions about skin care. Then one day she told me, “you should become an esthetician, you would love this job.” I did and she was right.

I love to indulge in Paragon Salon’s MicroSweep Transdermal DNA treatment. I like to get this done once a month. It’s an amazing anti-aging treatment for all skin types.

-Carrie Gebb, owner, Paragon Salon, Paragonsalonmaui.com Relax in our natural setting as we personally attend to you. Deluxe botanical treatments pamper and revive you.

Alternate between the sauna, the cooling effects of the pool, and soak in the jacuzzi with floating Hawaiian flowers.

Get cozy and read a book or just close your eyes and listen to the birds and the sound of the leaves in the trees. This is what life is about.

Spa is a concept as old as the hills they spring from. For centuries, my Hungarian heritage has overflowed with spa as a cultural necessity for well-being. Somehow, I inherited this knowing.

I love to indulge in the Maui Spa Retreat’s three-hour Precious Package.

When we are immersed in nature for reflection, exercise and therapy, it’s easier for our inner healing and balancing energies to revitalize us. Maui Spa Retreat offers us the possibility of recognizing the peace that’s always present.

-Doreena Larish Barefoot, Owner, Maui Spa Retreat Facial Acupuncture is a great alternative to Botox and has immediate results. And at this age, counseling may be needed to transition more easily into the senior years.

I began with a humble one-room facility shared with a chiropractic doctor.

Maui Ocean Spa is now a four-room spa shared with 15-20 professional healers in the heart of Makawao.

Stay healthy by Hula Hooping! Most anyone can do this.

I love to indulge in the spas in Bali, foot reflexology, foot soaks and scrubs.

-Mishel Narvaez, owner/spa director, Maui Ocean Spa

Try our Spa Comforts Shoulder Wrap. It’s a microwaveable heat pack contoured to fit your shoulders. It’s great for people who carry a lot of tension in their neck and shoulders.

I find mine useful when I’m sitting at my computer for long periods of time. It helps me keep my shoulders down and relaxed.

Come in and take advantage of our facial and massage package. You can choose from a 50- or 80-minute relaxing massage, followed by a 50-minute rejuvenating facial.Then treat yourself to some shopping. Green Ti has many locally made products. I have locally made jewelry, greeting cards and also a variety of bath and body products from Ali‘i Kula Lavender, Queen Bee Skin Care, Mokupua soaps, sprays and body butters. And there are Love Inside Out gift sets, Aloha Sun Botanicals candles, muscle ease bath salts and roll-on pain reliever.

My road to wellness began when I purchased an existing business, but I’ve always loved to receive a massage.

I love to indulge in a massage and acupuncture treatment back to back. It’s a very healing combination. I like to do that at least once a month at Green Ti. -Erica Oleksa, owner, Green Ti Boutique and Massage; Greentimaui.com My favorite product for aging ski is Nuface. This product instantly lifts your brows and cheek bones in seconds with miracle creams. It’s a MUST HAVE. Also try our Revive Facial. This anti-aging treatment is customized to your skin type, with a deep cleanse and a luminescent miracle face masque that hydrates and puts a glow on your skin that you can’t miss.

I was introduced into the revitalizing industry of spa and wellness through Massage Therapy in 2002.

I love to indulge in the Heavenly Spa after work with a good workout at the resort’s Westin Workout center, followed by relaxing in the steam room.

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Mother’s Day Events We know it’s the hardest job in the world, and moms should be honored every day of the year, but Mother’s Day only comes once a year. So what do you do? Here are some great events on Maui to honor your mom.

Whole Foods is kicking off Thursday with a Mom-o-Rama 10am-1pm with free acupuncture consultation, demos and gifts ideas. The first 50 moms will get a small goodie bag. At Brazilian Beauty Boutique, you can line up mom with two Tropical Sensation pedicure gift certificates and receive $5 off or get one signature massage gift certificate and receive a free reflexology service if you buy them by May 10.

We’ve got the mother-load of hot spots to treat the special lady in your life! Treat mom to a day of ono grinds with a side of rest and relaxation. Whether she’s a early riser or late starter, eateries islandwide want to help you make her day fabulous.

At Buzz’s Wharf, hele mai to Ma‘alaea Harbor and treat your mom to one of two Mother’s Day specials. Between 10am and 2pm, enjoy the Makuahine brunch buffet with all or the evening Makuahine dinner buffet, which starts at 4pm and consists of

prime rib, huli huli chicken, seafood curry, creamy linguine, assorted dessert and salad.

Or you can take mom back to the good ‘ol days with Hawaii’s duo, HAPA. Enjoy a noon brunch with Hapa at Casanova!

Already ate? No worries–just catch the show-only seats at 2pm. If mom is an early bird, start at Charley’s for their 7am breakfast and drink specials. Does your mama like tequila? Then celebrate her day her way with the Tequila de Mayo specials going all month at Milagros.

You can also treat mom to breakfast with da sistas! Four Sisters Kitchen will feature an omelette station, carving station and desserts. Guests are welcome to bring their own beer or wine as well.

If a fancy brunch is what she wants, treat her to the bells and whistles of Grand Wailea’s Mother’s day brunch.

Complete with live contemporary Hawaiian music, hula and sparkling wine, mom may feel like swaying her hips!

Take the windy road up (or down) to one of Maui’s treasures, the Hali‘imaile General Store. Chef Bev Gannon (Aipono 2013 lifetime achievement recipient) knows what mama needs: the amazing menu she has in store at her

original flagship establishment.

If you’re on the Southside, Makena Beach & Golf Resort offers a few specials honoring moms island-wide. Treat her to “The Works” Mother’s Day Spa Package at the Makena Kai Day Spa. Mom will be pampered with lomi lomi, hot stones and aromatherapy. On Mother’s Day, mom can get 20 percent off her purchase at Nellie’s retail store at the MBGR. The resort’s famed brunch will also have mom feeling like a queen. The farmed meal will be prepared just the way mom would. And be sure to snap a family photo, courtesy of MBGR as well!

Does your mom prefer natural options and ethnic eats? At Monsoon India in Kihei, mom can enjoy organic, vegan and gluten-free choices from 11am to 3pm.

Enjoy free rose milk, pineapple lassi and tea. The Monsoon India Lahaina location will serve Mother’s Day specials starting from noon to 10pm.

The Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel’s Mother’s Day experience will offer a lavish allyou-can-eat buffet and fashion show. Moms will receive a rose and brunch guests will get access to an exclusive Trunk Sale featuring Hawaii’s fashion designers, Na Makua

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At King Kamehameha’s Golf Club, brunch is served with breakfast food, complete with a dessert station. Kahili Restaurant will have their brunch buffet (9am-2pm) and dinner buffet (5pm-9pm) with steamed crab legs, specialty sushi rolls and more. For both locations, children six to 12 eat half price (five and under are free).

Kono’s on the Green in Kihei gives you two Mother’s Day options. A brunch buffet 10:30am-2pm or a dinner buffet 5-8pm. Super moms will want to head to the third-annual Mother’s Day benefit at Stella Blues that includes a full treatment dinner and a show with Gail Swanson, Lily Meola, WenLu Duffy, Cheryl Rae, Elaine Ryan and Sebrina Barron. Proceeds from the show will benefit The Maui Farm. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more news articles, visit our food blog at: mauidish.com/mothersday

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THURSDAY, MAY 9 PUKANA SHOWCASE – The community is invited to the University of Hawaii Maui College’s Institute of Hawaiian Music for the UHMC Chorus showcase Pukana. The second annual concert will serve as the program completion and release of the group’s compilation CD. Prior to the evening, students enrolled in IHM’s program are taught the music process through instruction, mentorships and practice. The mentor emphasis focuses on better preparing aspiring musicians for success in Hawaiian music while emphasizing language and history. Come enjoy the fruits of their labor as they sing and play instruments of Hawaii. A meet and greet will follow the show. $12. 6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: MACC

FAGBUG DOCUMENTARY – To raise awareness ness about bullying and hate crimes against the LGBTQ Q community, the documentary Fagbug makes its premiere this Friday. It chronicles Erin Davies’ journey across the U.S. and Canada in her VW bug, recording the positive and negative reactions the she encountered. Now you can meet the e lady behind the movement after the screening. Prior show, the Fagbug itself or to the show will be parked in front of the Maui Sunseeker resort in Kihei May 10-14 for photo-ops. Proceeds from the screening will benefit Maui Pride Organization. $10 adults/ $2 youth. 6:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-243-3663, Mauipride.org, Fagbug.com. Photo courtesy Maui Sunseeker

FRIDAY, MAY 10 SPRING DANCE CONCERT – Kihei Charter High School’s Dance Company is presenting their fourth annual Dance Exhibition this Friday and Saturday. Featuring live musicians, dancing and singing, the dance company includes Kihei Charter middle and high school students. With the help of South Maui Learning Ohana, the program allows students to join free of charge. Donations will be accepted and benefit the program. Free. 6:30pm. Kihei Charter High School (300 Ohukai Rd., Suite #209, Kihei); 808-875il.com. Photo: Makena G 0700, Kiheidance@gmail.com.

AWESOME FREE PAULA FUGA SHOW – A host of seasoned Stella Blues performers will grace the stage this Friday thanks to the folks at the OLUKAI HOOLAULEA. Paula Fuga, Mike Love and Sam Ites will serenade the establishment, Hawaiian style in this once in a lifetime Free show. Mike Love has recently been nominated for two Na Hoku Hanohano awards while Fuga and Ites continue to create lasting, gorgeous music of their own. Although successful independently, the bond the trio share is something to experience. DJ Blast finishes the evening. Free. 7:30pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779, Stellablues.com. Photo Stella Blues

FRIDAY, MAY 10 27 SATURDAY, APRIL MCA OPEN KITCHEN – Maui Culinary Academy invites you into their kitchen for an evening behind the scenes. The Open Kitchen event allows prospective students a glance at UHMC’s MCA Program. Boasting an alumni fit for TV, MCA’s curriculum covers a range of food preparation and culinary techniques. Guests will get the opportunity to tour the Pa’ina Culinary Arts Center, meet faculty and alumni of the program and partake in interactive food tastings. Guest speakers include Tylun Pang (Fairmont Kea Lani Chef) and Hubert Des Marais (Kohala Coast Hawaii Chef). Free. University of Hawaii Maui Campus, Pa’ina Culinary Arts Center (310 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); RSVP 84 3272, Mauiculinary campusdin to 808-984-3690 or 808-984-3272, Mauiculinary-campusdining.com

MAUI CRAFT SESSION – As a precursor to American Craft Beer Week, Maui Craft Session invites everyone to celebrate craft beer, whisky and cigars. Highlighting the production, ingredients and methods of craft, the evening pairs Maui Brewing Co. beer, Southern Wine & Spirits and General Cigar. Maui Brewco boasts a 100 percent Maui brewery using local ingredients as often as possible in creating its beer. The Sheraton will host the evening while DJ Scotty D will provide tunes. The admission price includes a whisky tasting, two artisan cigars and two craft brews. There will also be food pairings. 21+. $79. 6pm-10pm. Sheraton, Ocean Lawn (2605 Ka’anapali Pkwy);808.921.4600, Sheraton-maui.com

FRIDAY, MAY 10 LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY – Lahaina Second Friday is backk for another evening of community and conversation. Following the e traditional opening by Ulalena, Lahaina Town Action committee e invites residents and visitors alike to stroll historic Front Street. Ennjoy art night, foodie and merchant specials, live music and Ha‘inaa Hou Fridays at the Baldwin House Museum. This month, Ha‘ina a Hou invites all for “May Day is Lei Day for Mothers Day” (7:30pmm8pm). Haku and lei making demonstrations will also take place. e.

Don’t miss this for Mother’s Day! Free. 6pm-9pm. Front Street et (Lahainaluna to Dickenson), Mauifridays.com.

MAUI MATSURI – The Japanese Cultural Society of Maui is holding its 13th annual Maui Matsuri. The family-friendly festival attracts thousands from the community and is filled with cultural demonstrations, entertainment and film. Friday, May 10 (6:30pm9pm) will consist of the movies Life on Four Strings and Light Up Nippon, which will play at the UH Maui College-Pilina Building Student Lounge. Saturday, May 11 (2pm-9pm) will offer an afternoon of food booths, a saimin eating contest, costume cosplay, traditional martial arts and more. The Kodomo “child” Corner will be filled with origami and fish printing crafts. The evening will include a community Obon dance (7:30pm), and attendees are encouraged to dress in traditional attire. Free. UH Maui Campus (310 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mauimatsuri.com. Photo courtesy Maui Matsuri

SATURDAY, MAY 11 DISH CRAWL – Dishcrawl lands on Maui for the first annual Dishcrawl Lahaina. The event takes food lovers on an adventure, dining their way through the historic town. Participants will sample dishes reflective of the island setting. The excitement lies in the fact that participants are given only slight hints of restaurant locations. If you have diet restrictions, be sure to check with event organizers regarding participation. Beverages are not included and will be served at discretion of the participating restaurants.

Spaces are limited. Participants will learn of locations when purchasing tickets. $45. 7pm, Dishcrawl.com/lahaina.

VISITOR INDUSTRY CHARITY WALK – The Hawaii Lodging and Tourism Association invites you to walk for Hawaii non-profit charities in the 2013 Visitor Industry Charity Walk. Participants will start at War Memorial Soccer Field, walk 3.1 miles through Keopuolani down Ka’ahumanu Avenue and end up back at the starting point. Eleven stations will line the course to provide walkers with snacks, drinks and fun activities. Westin KOR massages will be on hand along with cool Meadow Gold treats. KPOA and Frank Delima are just a couple of the guests that will be on hand for your entertainment. Pre-registration is strongly encouraged. $25 donation while adults $35 donation. 6:30am registration. 7am start time. War Memorial Soccer Field (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku), Charitywalkhawaii.org. Photo: Joshua Santino/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, MAY 11 KRYPTONIGHT BENEFIT – Strap on your best superhero costume and head over to KryptoNight, an evening benefiting local resident Graham Faught. After an accident that broke his c-4 vertebrate, Faught lost function in his hands and legs. The benefit concert will feature performances

by Wavetrain, Erin Smith & The Throwdowns, Flashdrive and Sirens of Song. Enjoy a teppanyaki dinner by Maui Executive Catering for purchase as well. All of the evening’s proceeds will go towards Faught’s medical and recovery costs. Guests are encouraged to wear superhero costume (or cocktail attire). $35 advanced/$40 at door. 6pm-10:30pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Wailuku), Flyersup.com. Photo courtesy Dulce Mar Events

SATURDAY, MAY 11 FREE BASKETBALL CLINIC – Summer is just around the corner and Basketball Maui is offering a free basketball clinic this Saturday. Lawrence Wright will guide participants in the fundamentals of basketball while fostering a positive learning environment.

WNBA players Tameka Johnson and Glory Johnson of the Tulsa Shock will be there, too. Keiki seven to 18 are welcome to participate in the skills clinic. Participants must bring signed liability waiver, basketball and a canned food item(s) to donate to the Maui Food Bank. Registration forms will be available for “Complete Players” camp as well. Free. 3-5pm. Maui High School, Outdoor Courts (660 S. Lono Ave., Kahului); 808-866-6996, Basketballmaui.com. Photo: David Hessemer

DEJA VU 7 – Deja Vu Maui returns for an evening lineup reminiscent of the ‘70s and ‘80s dance era. Maui bands The Shamroks, Purple Haze and Asian Blend and others serve as the inspiration for this event’s theme. Performing will be The Merzy Beats, The Sakuras, City and County and a finale by the Shamroks.

A DJ will play dancing music from a variety of eras. Be sure to wear comfortable shoes because the dancing doesn’t stop til the music ends. $50. 8pm-11:45pm.

King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808856-3001, info@dejavumaui.com. Photo courtesy Dejavumaui.com

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15 STORYTIME WITH PAPA LOPAKA – Join Papa Lopaka (Robert DeVinck) as he returns to Kihei Library for another animated reading of his Classics Illustrated. This time he will read Knights of the Round Table. The literature scholar and writer’s reading style is unique in its own right. Enjoy a Q& A with Papa Lopaka after the reading, along with light snack. Bring your keiki (five and up) for a special story time. Contact the library for a sign language interpreter or other special accommodations if needed. Free.

3pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-8756833, Friendsofthelibraryofhawaii.org. Photo: Sean M. Hower

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Film

The Not So Great Gatsby See this if you like hollow, tiresome films

BY BARRY WURST II

The Great Gatsby ★★★★★

Rated PG-13 / 143 Min.

L

ate into Baz Luhrmann’s film version of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel, Tobey Maguire utters the line, “I’m tired of all of you people.” I knew how he felt and thought the same thing early on. There’s a lot of talent and opulence on display here but, while the story is capably re-told, it amounts to a thoroughly artificial, tiresome and hollow movie.

Leonardo DiCaprio stars as the title character, a mysterious millionaire who attracts the attention and friendship of Nick Carraway (Maguire). Gatsby uses Carraway as his wingman to reconnect with Daisy (Carey Mulligan), the love of his life. Problem is, Daisy is married to a lout (Joel Edgerton) and not able to give herself completely to someone she loved five years earlier but whom may not be as he seems.

Fitzgerald’s novel is frequently cited as one of the greatest in all of literature. I prefer his final, unfinished work, The Last Tycoon, but the prose in Gatsby is beautifully eloquent.

This doesn’t make it easily adaptable, as the enigmatic, interior nature of Gatsby, as well as the intellectual quality of the story, make it a better read than a movie. Luhrmann, the flamboyant and occasionally brilliant Australian director of Moulin Rouge! and William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, tries to liven things up with oodles of style but his efforts mostly come up short.

The 3D allows for confetti and the frequent spritz of liquid to fly into the audience’s faces but is otherwise pointless.The anachronistic use of music oddly comes up short, as the tedious party scenes are scored to everything from Gershwin to Kanye West; the music choices are oddly subpar and vanish during the second half. Considering how potent the mix-tape of songs for Moulin Rouge! was and how Romeo + Juliet, still Luhrmann’s best, has one of the definitive ‘90s soundtracks, I wished he had both selected better tracks for this movie and made the music a more consistent, integral part of his presentation.

DiCaprio’s shameless, movie-star introductory scene is one of the silliest in memory, with only Tom Cruise’s Days of Thunder entrance more hilariously shameless. What appears at first to be an overly self conscious,

vanity role grows into an interesting, layered performance.

This tastes like bathwater DiCaprio was better playing a wealthy but mentally imbalanced eccentric in The Aviator.

There is a use, even a need, for this Yet, he gives Gatsby a soul, which isn’t easy, as story to be introduced to younger audihe’s more of a symbol than a character. ences. Pop culture has more than a few Maguire’s awe-shucks performance is Gatsby’s, celebrities that are famous for unimpressive, as if he knew going in that Dibeing famous, lonely despite being surCaprio was going to blow him off the screen rounded by people and wealthy but apand decided to dial it down. Mulligan is crupear dreadfully unhappy. The tragedy of cially miscast–she resembles ‘30s movie star Gatsby was his inability to truly connect Lillian Gish but has no chemistry with Diwith people. The tragedy of Luhrmann’s Caprio. Luhrmann’s past films had compelling Gatsby is that it’s not a good movie. ■ love stories at their center but not this one.

The cinematography, sets and costumes are ravishing to the eye but not one scene feels spontaneous or real. Every scene, every moment is overdone and dressed up with some visual gimmick or overreaching performance. I’ve enjoyed Luhrmann’s past triumphs, including his under-appreciated Gone With the Wind in the Outback, Australia. With The Great Gatsby, his vision feels lopsided, as if he needed to either dial it down or add yet another layer of visual bombast. The film’s quiet, lumbering last half is a first for a Luhrmann movie: it’s really dull.

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THE COMPANY YOU KEEP

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GI JOE: RETALIATION

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BIG SHOWS

FREE PAULA FUGA, MIKE LOVE & SAM ITES AND DJ BLAST - Fri, May 10. Mahalo to Olukai Kick off party. 7:30pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei); 808-874-3779; http:// www.stellablues.com OLUKAI HO’OLAULE’A WEEKEND EVENT - Sat / Sun. The much anticipated Maliko Downwind Run SUP and OC1 Races bring together athletes to compete for $15,000 in prizes. Live music, luau and hula make this annual festival a cultural celebration to remember. Kahana Beach Park; olukai.com CLASSICAL MUSIC FESTIVAL SERENADES MAUI - This week the Maui Classical Music Festival hosts a four-day musical event around Maui.

Mauiclassicalmusicfestival.org.

HOLLYWOOD EXTRAVAGANZA DANCE EVENT - Sat, May 11. DEJA VU 7 presents a “Hollywood Extravaganza” dance event benefiting the programs and services of Hospice Maui. Dance to live music featuring The Sakuras, The Merzy Beats, City and County and The Shamrocks with Alan Pascua. King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-5555; Kamehamehagolf.com SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Sat, May 11. $30 show at 7:30pm, $60 dinner & show at 6pm.

6-9pm. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; Stellablues.com 2013 CD RELEASE TOUR FEATURING: TRIBAL THEORY, REVIVAL, MESSANJAH SELAH AND DJ PHANTOM - Sat, May 11. Live music. $25 presale, $30 at the door. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; charleysmaui.com

MOTHER’S DAY BRUNCH AND FASHION SHOW - Sun, May 12. Join the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel for brunch, live music, hula and a fashion show. Reservations required. $49.95 adults, $25 kids 6-12yrs. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy); 808-667-0165; kbhmaui.com HALIIMAILE MOTHER’S DAY BRUNCH - Sun, May 12. $38 adults, $18 children 6-9 years (children 5 and under free). 10am-2pm. Hali‘imaile General Store (900 Hali‘imaile Rd.); 808-5722666; bevgannonrestaurants.com/haliimaile MOTHER’S DAY BRUNCH BUFFET AT GRAND WAILEA - Sun, May 12. Enjoy live contemporary Hawaiian music and hula dancing at the Grand Wailea’s Mother’s Day Buffet. $58 Adults / $29 Children (5-12 years of age) Complimentary for ages 4 and under.

Prices excludes tax and service charge. 11:30am3pm. Grand Dining Room (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 ext. 4900: grandwailea.com HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill announced it will donate a portion of the proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. $25.95. 4:30-5:30pm Hula Grill, (Whaler’s Village (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue, May 14. See how Chef Jessica Oshier uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts and desserts.

Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org

HAPA MOTHER’S DAY SHOW - Sun, May 12.

Hapa’s spiritual slack key for one special appearance in Makawao. With brunch $50, Noon; show only $30, 2pm. Casanova, Makawao; 808-5720220; http://casanovamaui.com

JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, May 11. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). 3-4:30pm.

Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com

MOTHER’S DAY BENEFIT FOR MAUI FARM - Sun, May 12. A dinner show featuring live performances from Gail Swanson, Lily Meola, WenLu Duffy, Cheryl Rae, Elaine Ryan and Sebrina Barrron. $30 show at 7:30pm, $60 dinner & show at 6pm. 6-9pm. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

JOIN WHOLEFOODS FOR HOLY CANNOLI SUNDAYS - Sun, May 12. Wholefoods offers made to order cannolis with seasonal flavors every Sunday. 12-3pm. Whole Foods Market (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

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ONO! - Mon, May 13. One Night Only Oleanna

by David Mamet. A book-in-hand reading of the gripping drama of a power struggle between a male university professor and one of his female students. Free. 6:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore told through song and dance. $24.50 keiki / $59.50 adults.

Dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, Old Lahaina Center (878 Front St., Lahaina); 1-877-688-480; mauitheatre.com “THE PRISONER OF SECOND AVENUE” - Every Sun, Thu, Fri & Sat. ProArts presents Neil Simon’s The Prisoner of Second Avenue. $20. ProArts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com

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MOM-O-RAMA - Thu, May 9. Head to Whole Foods for great Mothers Day gift ideas. A licensed acupuncturist will offer free consultations and the first 50 moms will receive a free mini-goody bag. Free. 10am-1pm.

Whole Foods Market (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui NIGHT OF FOOD AND WINE FROM DOWN UNDER - Thu, May 9. Makena Beach and Golf Resort’s

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Molokini Bar & Grille takes you down under with Master Sommelier Patrick Okubo. 6pm. Makena Beach & Golf Resort (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888

EVENTS THURSDAY, MAY 9 MAUI COUNTY REPS. PRESENT WASTE MANAGEMENT STRATEGIES - The Maui County Environmental Manager and the Director of Sustainable Living Institute of Maui will be discussing international perspectives on current waste management practices and sustainability. 6:30pm.

Pukalani Community Center; 808-573-9260 HAWAIIAN HISTORICAL SOCIETY INVITES PUBLIC TO PRESENTATIONS BY AUTHORS - Dr. Kerri A. Inglis and Anwei Skinsnes Law will present at the Annual Membership Meeting and Program. Manoa Art Auditorium in the Art Building. 7pm.

University of Hawaii Maui College (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-537-6271; hawaiianhistory.org POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com TEA PARTY MAUI - Come meet your fellow Maui patriots, discuss current events, and listen to knowledgeable and motivational speakers. Free.

6:30pm. Kalama Heights Garden Room (101 Kanani Rd., Kihei); teapartymaui.com

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Digiluxe with DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HA’INA HOU HOST LEI DAY FOR MOMS Join Ha’ina Hou this Mother’s Day at the historical Baldwin Home Museum for interactive demonstration of “haku and huli” lei making. 7:30pm. Baldwin Home Museum (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808- 661-3262; lahainarestoration.org FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-thescenes encounter. Tour is also available Tuesday, May 14. $10 plus admission per guest. 11:30am.

Maui Ocean Center (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-2707088; mauioceancenter.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Free. 11:30am-1:30pm.

Whole Foods Market (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

SATURDAY, MAY 11 40TH ANNUAL SEABURY HALL CRAFT FAIR - Featuring more than 100 of Hawaii’s best artists and crafters, great entertainment, Restaurant Row, keiki activities and the island’s largest rummage sale. All proceeds support Seabury Hall’s financial aid program. $5 Adults, 12 & under free. 9am-5pm. Seabury Hall (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-442-6111; seaburyhall.org JOIN MAUI OCEAN CENTER FOR SOUTHSIDE BEACH CLEANUP - The Maui Ocean Center a cleanup at Sugar Beach and surrounding areas. Community Work Day Program will provide gloves, trash bags, grabbers and vest. Meet at Kealia Boardwalk. 9-11am. Sugar Beach. 808-

MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm; no cover TUE - Toxic w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm; no cover WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm

Brown Chicken Brown Cow String Band 9pm; $15 cover

Mana’o Radio Upcountry Sundays 2pm; $7

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Tom Conway 6:30pm; no cover

Tribal Theory, Revival, Messanjah Selah & DJ Phantum 10pm; $25-$30

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Whiskey Pimps 10pm; no cover

DJ Big Mike 9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli, 6pm

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool Day, 6pm WED - DJ, 8pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 9pm; no cover

Jordan 6pm; no cover

Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

The House Shakers 6:30-9pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 6:30-9pm; no cover

Avi & Indio 6:30-9pm; no cover

MON - Scott & Allen / TUE - Thunder & Lightnin / WED - Tom Conway (6:30-9pm)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Gomega 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Eric Dotterer, 6:30-8:30pm / WED - Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm (all no cover)

MON - Ryan Robinson 10pm / TUE - Amy’s Mix, 10pm / WED - Jessica and Kanoa, 10pm

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

JANICE LOCKWOOD-AVERILL ART OPENING RECEPTION - Meet Lahaina Arts Society’s featured Acrylic artist Janice Lockwood-Averill at her opening reception. May 6-June 2. Free.

6-8pm. Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); lahaina-arts.com

Volcanic w/ DJ Playwfire Ono, 10pm; no cover

Mark Johnston & Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE SIGNING - Don’t miss out on the opportunity to meet the author of Stealing Cars with the Pros, MauiTime Editor Anthony Pignataro. Free. 4-6pm. Maui Friends of the Library Bookstore, Wharf Cinema Center (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2696; mfol.org

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

270-7075; info@mauioceancenter.com PLAY ALONG WITH UKULELE MELE - Ukulele players of all abilities are invited to bring your ukulele to a workshop led by Mele Fong. $10. 10am12pm. Bailey House Museum (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org.

MAKAWAO LIBRARY HOST DIJERIDU WORKSHOP - Makawao Library host a two-hour introductory workshop about the dijeridu. Maui’s foremost dijeridu performer and teachers will be discussing the background and history of the instruments and demonstrating how to make and play the instrument. Free. 2:30pm Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org TRAVAASA HOST HANA SPRING HARVEST BENEFIT - Travaasa Hana Plantation House and executive chef Barry Villiarimo host the Hana Spring Harvest Charity Benefit. Star chefs head to Hana to prepare a five-course menu for guest who will be serenaded by award winning musicians throughout the evening. 5pm. Travaasa Hana’s Plantation Guest House (5031 Hana Hwy); travaasadinner.com

Day Brunch with free family portrait photo ops.

Brunch will be served at the Molokini Bar and Grill restaurant. Call for reservations. 9:30am-1:30pm.

Makena Beach & Golf Resort (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 BUZZ’S WHARF SUNDAY BRUNCH - Buzz’s Wharf is offering two special buffets in honor of moms. Don’t let mom cook on her special day. $55 per person/ $27.50 keiki 12 and under.

10am-9pm. Buzz’s Wharf (390 Ma‘alaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426; buzzswharf.com NOURISH THE LOVE - Maui Yoga Path presents an evening celebrating mothers. Entertainment will honor moms through sacred sounds, music by Donny Regal and Dr. Dreaming Bear and dance by Heather Salmon and poetry. $20.

7:30pm. Mana Kai Resort (2960 S. Kihei Rd.); 310-415-8821; mysticalalchemy.net FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com

POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage.

Additional performance is Tuesday, May 14. Free.

7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

YO-YO DEMONSTRATION - Maui Toy Works presents a Yo-Yo and skill toys workshop and demonstration. Free. 4pm Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! 10am4pm. Whole Foods Market (70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-446-4126; hawaiianimalrescue.org

LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free.

4:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

SECOND SATURDAY ART - Get crafty with your keiki at this swanky art event held every 2nd Saturday of the month. Free. 10am-12pm. Maui Thing (7 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-249-0215 YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, MAY 12 MOTHER’S DAY BRUNCH AND PORTRAITS - Makena Beach and Golf Resort host a Mother’s

ART-BQ - Every Sunday, enjoy free food and a showcase of Guy’s latest artwork. Free. 6:30pm.

Guy Junker Art Studio, Emerald Plaza (106 Kupuohi St., Lahaina); 808-661-0923; guyjunker.com

MONDAY, MAY 13 HOALOAH’AINA VOLUNTEER ON VACATION PROGRAM - Pacific Whale Foundation offers a free program, Volunteering on Vacation, that gives visitors an opportunity to maintain a new South Maui ocean-side trail, pick up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30-9:30am. Free. 808249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org

WHALE WATCHING - The Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary will provide a whale watching info booth at the Aquarium’s Harbor Plaza throughout whale season. 9am1pm. Maui Ocean Center (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808270-7000; hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hipster style performance. Free. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, MAY 14 KEIKI HULA AND UKULELE MUSICAL EVENING - Watch hula dancers perform to musicians both young and old playing Hawaiian sounds.

Free. 6:30pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org DISCOVER THE MAKING OF THE SACRED MONUMENT STUPA - Maui Dharma Center invites you to an introduction to Tibetan Buddhism and learning of Stupa, a sacred, religious monument. $20. 7-9pm. Lumeria Maui (1831 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-250-7161 ULTIMATE WHALEWATCH - Learn firsthand what it is like to be a whale researcher on a personally guided group tour with Pacific Whale Foundation. 7:30-11:30am Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store (300 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhalestore.org MAUI WEIGHT LOSS ALLIANCE - Join Whole Foods for a very special class and meet Jerome, Nutritarian Extraordinaire! Jerome can help you revitalize health & wellness and take back your life. Free. 6pm Whole Foods Market (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15 LAHAINA RESTORATION FOUNDATION PRESENTS IMAGINE PROJECT TO COMMUNITY - Lahaina Restoration Foundation will present the IMAGINE project, addressing congestion, respect for historical sites and management for Lahaina Harbor area. 808-870-3653.

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MUSIC STARTS AT 2PM. PRICE FOR THE EVENT $50 PP (NOT INCLUSIVE OF TAXES & GRATUITIES) SHOW ONLY: $30 Brunch Menu CROSTINE will be delivered to your table.

Wild Mushrooms capers and truffle oil Smoked salmon, sour cream, capers.

Prosciutto and fresh mozzarella Crab Salad Choose your main course: Home made ravioli, filled with spinach and ricotta, served with a crispy sage and truffle sauce.

Eggs Benedict over Cajun dusted Mahi Mahi, Hollandaise sauce.

Fettuccine with lamb ragout and dry ricotta cheese.

Kaupo Salad: New York steak over mixed greens tossed in gorgonzola dressing.

Grilled Mahi Mahi over steamed spinach with quinoa salad.

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Karaoke Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHANA GRILL 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar, 7-9pm; no cover

Jazz feat. Ellen Bellerose & Shiro Mori, 3:30-6:30pm

Garrett Probst & Damion Emeson, 9:30-11:30pm

1810 6:30-8:30; no cover

Willie K. 9-11pm; $5

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - Ladies Night, 10pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

Maui Blues Co. 7:30-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

Meghan Owens 7:30-10pm; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

SEA WEES: OCEAN EDVENTURE FOR PRESCHOOLERS - The program features developmentally appropriate early-childhood practice including music/movement, demonstrations and guided exploration. Five-week session $40 for Pacific Whale Foundation Members/ $50 for nonmembers. Single class $12. A second child in the same family is half off. 9-10am. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-280-3163; pacificwhalestore.org OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. Free. 5-7pm At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:3010pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Over-

Howard Ahia 6-9pm; no cover

Allure w/ DJ LX 10pm; $5

MON - SIN w/ DJ Blast, 8pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 / Trish da Dish Pub Quiz, 9pm-12am

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no covr

MON - TBA, 6:30pm / TUE - Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks, 7-8pm/ WED - Willie K., 7pm; $65

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FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Sun, Ryan Robinson 6:30-9pm; Mon, Meaghan Owens 6:309pm; Tue, Scott Baird & Nara Boone 6:30-9pm; Wed, Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-9pm; Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 6:309pm; Sat, Salsa Saturdays w/ Dr. Nat: Latin/Salsa 6:30-9pm; Sat, Kimo Nevius 6:30-9pm. (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KAHANA GRILL - Fri, Jazz Maui Featuring Ellen

Bellerose and Shiro Mori 3:30-6:30pm; Thu, Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy Ste. 301, Kahana); 808-669-4000.

tin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Willie K. 9-11pm.

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PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua); 808-669-9600.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm.

(658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

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Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Paradise w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm; no cover

Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover

Salsa Dance Party w/ Rafael, 10pm, $5 cover

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Island Thursday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ Salvo 10pm-close; no cover

Rob+Ron=R2 9pm-midnight; no cover

Natalie 9pm-midnight; no cover

Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

Just Us 8:30pm; no cover

Ah-Tim 4pm; no cover

Kanoa 10pm-close; no cover

MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED Ladies Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10pm)

Kekona Ohana 8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke 4pm; no cover

MON - Mahalo Monday / WED - Karaoke Party/Free Pool, 8:30pm

Paula Fuga, Mike Love & Same Ites, 7:30pm; $30

Hapa 7:30pm; $30

Mother’s Day Benefit Concert 6:30pm; $30

TUE - Comedy Open Mic, 8:30pm; no cover WED - Randall Rospond, 4pm -6pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Annie & The Orfinz 9pm-1am; $4 cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Ernesto and Barbara, 8pm

Levi Paosa 6:30pm; no cover

Louise Lambert 6:30pm; no cover

WED - Blues with The House Shakers, 8:30pm; no cover

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SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

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RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:308:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, Kanoa & Jessica Rabbitt 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Heavy Metal 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

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CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Emily Joice 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm;

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alejandro 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201, Wailea); 808-891-2322.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Tue, Timothy Wenk 7-9pm; Wed, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Willie K 7pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen Trio 6-8pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Allison Jackson 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Willie K 7pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks and Comedy 7-8am.

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PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm.

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TAQUERIA CRUZ - Wed, Sebrina Barron 6:308:30pm; Thu, Open Mic Night w/ Artie Parti 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joshua on Maui 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Reggae w/ Ras Shag-

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THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive); 808-875-8080.

LILIKOI GRILL RESTAURANT & WINE BAR Sat, Meaghan Owens 7:30-10pm; Fri, Blues Jam hosted by Maui Blues & Co. 7:30-10pm. (810 Kokomo Road, Suite 186, Haiku); 808-575-2629.

MAKAWAO STEAK HOUSE - Sat, Randall Rospond 5:30-8:30pm. (3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-8711.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Richard Dancil Hawaiian Music 6-8pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm.

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CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Friends of Bryan 5:30pm; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan and Friends 8-11:30pm; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9am-1pm; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 5pm.

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WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live Music 4-6pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Wed, Evan Dove and Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, TBD 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Eric Dotterer 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Wed, Wes Furumoto 6-9pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Bentley 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Stargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Tue, Hipnautical 6-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2661.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You have astrological vigilante status this week. You’re outside some of the laws that usually apply to you, like those decreed by your sign or genetic code. Enjoy your freedom. Outlaw status means you can be irresponsible for once. It also means you can learn to sing in tune, dance the polka, or seduce a model, even if your croaky vocal cords, stubby legs, or looks don’t usually afford such luxuries. Once you’ve mastered skills or allowed yourself slack that you habitually consider out of your grasp, realize this: the aforementioned power to take the metaphysical or biological law into your hands is yours all the time. Screw anyone who tells you otherwise.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Before you is a giant block of ice. Your task: express yourself by carving it into a beautiful sculpture. As you regard the pristine clarity of the transparent, six-foot cube, you may grip your chisels in daunted despair, but don’t be too intimidated. Sometimes, you just have to dig in, and trust that any mistakes you make will later be viewed as happy accidents that contributed to the overall brilliance of your masterpiece. If you’re having trouble getting started, remember this: it’s really no big deal if you screw up—the whole thing will be a big puddle in a couple days, anyway.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Sometimes the best way to get that annoyingly catchy jingle out of your head is to sing another tune. Of course, this can become an infuriatingly familiar circle, as each new song seems worse than the one before. The same thing happens when you try to replace one bad habit with another. Smoking becomes overeating becomes biting your nails raw becomes being a total bitch to everyone around you becomes smoking again. How do you end the vicious cycle? This week, you have the opportunity to interrupt the pattern with an actual, honest-to-god good habit that’s as addictive as nicotine. Pick it up.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Since Howard Gardner popularized the theory of multiple intelligences with his 1983 book, Frames of Mind, many educators and parents have embraced the view that smart comes in many flavors, like musical/rhythmic, bodily/kinesthetic, visual/spatial, interpersonal, intrapersonal, naturalist, and existential, as well as the logical/mathematical and verbal/linguistic ones favored in more traditional schools. Since the brilliant key to understanding this week’s events lies in categories that don’t usually command your attention, I implore you: think outside the box if you can, or at least make the box big enough to include everyone.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Stop resisting. The force you’re trying to defy is like a storm whipped sideways by a powerful wind. The only tool you can use to stay dry is a tiny umbrella that threatens to blow inside out with every errant gust.

Jabbing your flimsy canvas shield into the tempest is gallant but futile. Accept that you’re going to get wet.

It’s just water. Soon you’ll get home, dry your hair, and change your clothes—so why struggle the whole way there? Sometimes life is about getting caught in the rain. It doesn’t get any realer than this. Fold up your umbrella, or let it blow away, and trust that you’ll make it to where you’re going before long. Until then, dance, sing, feel alive. If you don’t now, when will you?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Patience. Right now you’re like a spider. Having painstakingly woven your web, there’s nothing left to do but loiter discreetly and wait. Some arachnids go months without eating. Luckily, you won’t have to languish quite so long before you encounter some succulent “prey.” But don’t screw up your beautiful trap with restless squirming or tweaking. Close six of your eight eyes and dream.

There’s nothing else you can do, except fondly remember sucking the juices of your last catch, devouring your past mates, or whatever it is you Capricorns do. Enjoy these reflective moments. By this time next month, you’ll be so busy wrapping silk around new experiences that you won’t have time to wax nostalgic for ages.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) At first, the poltergeist was fun. We played with it, watched it move the dining room furniture around. But when it started covering things in jelly and making noises from the TV set, we knew either it had to go, or we did.

Initially your current problem seemed similarly unusual, fascinating, and amusing. But it quickly got out of control, didn’t it? I applaud your original efforts to tame it, but this force can’t be domesticated. This week, you’ll finally need to resort to more traditional solutions, like exorcising it completely, or fleeing from it. Which will it be?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Aren’t you the comedian? Well, you should be. In the past, taking the earnest approach to situations like the one you face this week has—despite its sincerity— mostly turned things to shit. There are ways to be real without getting all heavy and making everything a process. Humor may be more conducive to clearing things up (instead of intensifying them) than excessive seriousness. Try sarcasm or knock-knock jokes—hell, even a pun—instead of tearful confessions or heart-tohearts. Before you dismiss this tactic as rude, in view of the subject matter, consider this: A gentle, teasing hint is kinder than a whack over the head.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Imagine that you could intimately control the genetic makeup of your unborn baby, but only in very specific ways. If these were your only choices, would you elect to make him dumb and happy, or brilliant and tortured? How about strong and ugly or frail and beautiful? Would you be willing to select any of these relatively unappealing extremes? Or would you rather let fate decide, knowing that your kid will probably end up possessing mostly average intelligence, looks, strength, and hardiness? And regardless of what you chose, would your child later thank or curse you for making that decision? Only you can guess at the answer to these questions. Since the choices you face this week are of the same radical nature, and carry similar, far-reaching consequences, I wish you luck.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) The tactics you’re considering are as extreme as pouring bleach into an open wound just to disinfect it. Overkill, much? The situation you’re trying to address is too delicate for such a radical assault. It requires finesse, not firepower. Besides, you don’t want to undo all the hard work you’ve done up until now by blasting it all away, do you? So remove the riot gear, engage the safety on your flamethrower, and light the candles for your romantic dinner for two with a match instead. Your honey will be much more receptive to what you have to say if you’re not wearing armor of any kind, and the table’s not on fire.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) This is something of a big-fish-in-a-little-pond scenario.

All the attention you’re getting is predicated on your dominance of a relatively small pool. This doesn’t mean you’re not great—you might even be the best. But you’ll never know unless you wriggle your way into a larger venue. You’ve resisted this long because you’re daunted, reasonably: the stakes are much higher there (It’s easier to fail, but success yields greater rewards). I don’t blame you for waiting if you’re not quite ready to explore the dark depths of a new place. But if you’d like to go there anytime in the next four months, this week is your best shot.

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