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ANOTHER MEASURED CRITICISM Yeah, “no,” Axel. We will honor [the late U.S. Senator Daniel] Inouye’s military achievements and be stoked (Mauisphere, May 30, 2013). To have some wannabe hipster take that away from him is plain offensive. You insult the warriors from the 44th [sic]. Maybe it would suit your PC sensitive semantics if we called Destroyers Defenders instead.

They are [EXPLETIVE DELETED] killing machines. Inouye was a killer. Sorry reality bites for you. How do [you] expect the military to honor one of its heroes? Naming a bench after him? You are a Goober dude.

The Editor Responds: Thanks for your thoughtful letter. To be clear, Inouye actually served in the 442nd Regimental Combat Team during World War II.

FUN WITH THE TAX CODE Thank you for pointing out the fallacy of TPM’s [Tea Party Maui’s] claim that they are not a political organization (Coconut Wireless, May 30, 2013). But it’s even worse.

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The whole “49 percent” can be political comes from a 1959 IRS edit of the tax code that changed the word “exclusively” to “primarily,” but the IRS never defined “primarily.” The 49 percent figure is essentially an interpretation. Also, the change of this word in the tax code was never authorized by Congress. Last time I checked, the IRS cannot make law.

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WHALE OF A COMMENT Whales are highly evolved intelligent sentient species in extreme peril and must be respected and protected forever (“Triumph For The Humpbacks?” May 16, 2013). We are all connected, are part of the web of life.

Once there is a tear, it speaks of our own demise. They are vital to ecosystem and spiritual balance. Our government needs to do its job–protect our public lands, waters, wildlife and health. Attention to this most urgent matter would be much appreciated by all present and future generations of all species.

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Post Office (it’s been demolished), the oped piece offers a very defensive reasoning for the current administration’s plans.

“We’re trying to bring Maui County into the 21st century, which is why we’re placing photovoltaic panels on our facilities and looking at turning our trash into energy,” Regan wrote in the June 3 op-ed.

The 21st century?! How about we finally incorporate Maui County into the 20th century first?

Yes, the county is finally going to have an official in-house auditor. The voters approved one back in November, but it’s taking forever to get the job staffed and started. This kind of check on municipal power is good, but it’s just proof that when it comes to oversight, the County of Maui is still decades behind comparable Mainland cities and counties.

The biggest example of that is the Maui Police Department. The whole thing is a monument to the lack of accountability that plagued big city and small town law

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This is for anyone concerned about such things as population growth and land development. And no, I’m not talking about all the homeowners associations of the island hooking up into one monolithic bloc seeking to standardize rules about house paint colors and how often you mow your lawn all while enclosing the entire island behind a giant metal gate. Because such things have happened, though about 98 percent of them took place in James Bond flicks.

Anyway, I’m talking about the Alliance of Maui Community Associations, a relatively new political group that seeks to get all of the county’s diverse communities talking together about common goals (and troubles).

“Leaders from several (about nine) Maui Island Community Associations have been meeting since June 2012,” states the alliance’s new website (Maui-communities. weebly.com). “The monthly Monday evening meetings at Kaunoa Senior Center in Spreckelsville have provided us with an opportunity to exchange ideas, to discuss common and unique community issues, and to learn about county and state government actions that affect our community associations and the residents whom we represent.”

Longtime Maui community activist Dick Mayer first alerted me to the alliance, and their website is a treasure trove of very sobering information about the future of Maui County. The homepage includes a beautiful chart showing population growth for the county since 1930, making it very easy for anyone to see that while more people than ever are moving to South Maui (Pop. 6744 in 1980 vs. 26,918 in 2010), places like Paia, Hali‘imaile and even Kapalua are relatively stagnant.

From there, it’s very easy for anyone to find a whole library of articles, planning documents and charts detailing every major development project currently on the books in Maui County. Want to see the latest on Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s massive Pulelehua project in West Maui? Or do you

want to glance through the various environmental impact statements for South Maui’s Honua‘ula (Wailea 670) project? It’s all there, as well as information on all the community plans and community associations.

Spend just five minutes at the website, and you’ll see that a generation from now, Maui County will be a very different place than that we know now.

many of the deer are on island. The number could be as low as 4,300 or as high as 42,000.

Curiously, Maui Invasive Species Committee Manager Teya Penniman told the News that “we could care less about how many there are.” This seems odd, considering that a plan to control 4,000 deer would require considerably fewer resources than one attempting to deal with 10 times that figure.

In any case, here’s hoping that Sproat and the various county invasive species committees treat the deer as an opportunity to feed poor and homeless people rather than as simply another invasive animal that needs to be wiped out. Unlike coqui frogs, veiled chameleons, pampas grass or miconia, the deer are sources of venison, which many people find to be delicious. It just seems to me that the county has a chance to do some good with what's otherwise a bad problem, and it would be shameful to waste what might be a cheap source of food for people in the county who have so little.

DEAR DEER Speaking of massive, unchecked population growth, it looks like the County of Maui is finally getting really serious about the ever-growing numbers of axis deer. Back in April. Maui County Environmental Coordinator Rob Parsons told me the county was in the process of hiring someone to look at the wildly disruptive invasive species full time (“Maui Environment Status Report,” April 25, 2013). “Eighteen have applied, and we interviewed the top six candidates,” Parsons said.

On June 2, The Maui News reported that 30-year-old Kanalu Sproat from Hawaii Island got the job. According to the paper, Sproat’s last job was spent “doing natural resource management and overseeing rare and endangered plant and bird species” for the Oahu Army Natural Resources program.

The stunning growth of the spotted deer, which consume endemic and endangered plants from Upcountry to South Maui, represent one of the most pressing invasive species problems on Maui. And according to The Maui News story, county officials have no idea how

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enforcement a century ago. Sure, we have a police commission, but the commissioners do little else than meet once a month (inside the imposing police headquarters) to convey congratulations on whoever is officer of the month or whatever and then meet in closed session to reject the latest citizen complaint.

Police spokespeople and the county corporation counsel’s office have told me that the department’s training emphasizes civil rights, but given the ruthless way officers handle citizens who try to film them in action, there’s ample reason to doubt their assurances.

There’s also the Department of Liquor Control.That place is completely independent, with its own revenue stream, which makes it ripe for exactly the kind of corruption that departments like that were created to fight.

Oh, and if you really want to take Maui into at least the 20th century, then we’ve got to shut down the sugar mill in Pu‘unene. Nothing screams 19th century imperial excess like watching that old mill belch smoke into the otherwise gorgeous Maui sky.■

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Climate change is one of those issues that only affects certain people. Lauren Campbell, the Pacific Whale Foundation’s Conservation Director, knows exactly which people.

“If you eat, you breathe, or you drink water,” Campbell said, “you need to be concerned about climate change.” She has the facts and knows the science to back it up, too.

On Wednesday, May 29, Campbell spoke at the Waikapu Community Center. Her presentation was coordinated by the non-profit group Organizing for Action (OFA), which is engaged in a nationwide effort to promote the discussion of climate change.

The organization encouraged attendees to write and tweet representatives about the issue. Before Campbell’s talk, statements from Representative Tulsi Gabbard and Senator Brian Schatz were read, expressing a dedication to addressing climate change (Senator Mazie Hirono and Representative Colleen Hanabusa did not comment, and nobody mentioned the delegation’s recent support of a Farm Bill amendment that would continue taxpayer funded protections for the environmentally unwise Hawaiian Commercial and Sugar).

Campbell’s presentation was a thorough overview of climate change, from the Earth’s natural climate cycles to why current changes are so dangerous. She even forecast what would happen to the world if current trends continued. It was all disconcerting, to say the least.

Greenhouse gasses help to insulate the planet but can also warm global temperatures. We humans have been releasing unprecedented amounts since the Industrial Revolution. Thus, more heat energy from the sun remains in the Earth’s system and less is radiated back into the solar system, causing a change in climate and weather patterns.

While today’s climate change deniers are right in saying that the planet’s climate goes through natural cycles, models show that

at the facts. It’s really to change that conversation from that negative to ‘OK, this is a problem. And now what are the approaches that we can take that are meaningful and make a difference?’”

CHINESE DELEGATION VISITS HAWAII The number of Chinese tourists who visit Hawaii each year increased by 25,000 from 2008 to 2011. With China expected to eventually be our top tourist market, there’s no question that the emerging powerhouse is important to our islands.

So it’s probably a good thing that Hawaii’s House Speaker (and Maui boy) Joe Souki along with Speaker Emeritus Calvin Say and Representative Ty Cullen recently met with a Chinese delegation which included Yuan Chunqing, Chairman of the Standing Committee of Shanxi Provincial People’s Congress, and other senior officials from Shanxi Province.

According to the May 30 news release sent by the Majority of the House of Representatives, the leaders talked about ways to “promote opportunities for growth in educational and cultural exchanges, business opportunities and tourism.”

The leaders also signed a Memorandum of Understanding, said Charles St. Sure, the assistant director of communications, though as of this time there are no specifics about the agreements or consensus reached. ■ axel@mauitime.com + @axelbeers For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Past Grandma’s Coffee in Keokea, a little ways down the winding road that leads to the unseen parts of the island, is a small park that overlooks everything from Makena to Ma'alaea. It’s the first place with enough space to turn around if you’ve realized you’ve driven too far, and it’s also the site of Sun Yat-sen Park.

The park honors Chinese hero Sun Yatsen, who led a revolution in the early part of the 1900s against the dynastic ruling power in China. When the Republic of China was established in 1912, he was the first president.

Sun Yat-sen passed in 1925, and in 1949 the Republic of China (RoC) was pressed by the rival People’s Republic of China to withdraw to Taiwan, where the RoC still governs.

Kula was a favorite spot for the revolutionary, who spent time on the island planning and preparing for the revolution. The same was true for his brother Sun Mei, who was also a Kula resident and even owned Kahului General Store along with a hundred more properties on Oahu and Maui.

On June 3, the eight-foot statue of Sun Mei was unveiled at the park, to accompany the memorial of his brother Sun Yat-sen. A crowd of about 50 government officials and family members from China and Taiwan were in attendance at the event, which included Mayor Alan Arakawa and members of the Sun family.

“Working together, these two brothers changed the world, and we are proud that they did this from right here in Kula,” said Arakawa according to a June 3 news release. “We hope that Chinese visitors will come to Maui to see these statues and to learn more about the part our island played in their nation’s history. I want to personally convey my gratitude to the Sun Mei family for this beautiful statue.”

According to the release, Sun Mei played an integral part in the revolution by selling his personal assets in order to support Sun Yat-sen.

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the current rate of change is unprecedented.

Models predict a change of two to six degrees Celsius in the next century—a much more drastic change than the five degrees Celsius per 5,000 years rate the Earth has exhibited in the last two million years.

The level of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere—which correlates with temperature—is also unprecedented. This May it reached 400 parts per million, far more than the 170-300 ppm levels the Earth has maintained over the last 800,000 years.

These changes will not be without consequence, Campbell said. They will most likely result in eroded shorelines, longer droughts followed by flash flooding, intensified storms, crop damage, ocean acidification, a decline in ecosystem biodiversity, rising sea levels and coral reef damage.

What’s more, our imported food supply will decline, our water sources will become less reliable, we’ll be more prone to more dangerous hurricanes and, on top of everything else, will have to pay a premium for local fish. Forget that beachfront property, because beaches won’t exist anymore. Snorkeling in the shallows may become as exciting as snorkeling at your local pool.

But we can still change our course and mitigate some of the worst outcomes. Get informed and share your knowledge, Campbell encouraged us. But first, “walk the walk.”

“Examine your lifestyle,” she said. “Start with one thing and go from there… Every individual makes a difference.”

Hope Busto-Keyes, another OFA Hawaii co-State Leader, added “We need to change the conversation so the conversation stops looking at deniers to look

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CREATIVE SMUGGLING Abdullah Riyaz, 50, was arrested at the Rajiv Gandhi International Airport in Hyderabad, India, in April after he appeared to be uncomfortable sitting in the waiting area. Officials found four “biscuits” of solid gold in his socks but obviously thought there might be more, and after nature took its course, found Riyaz to be one of those rare humans with the ability to brag that he once excreted gold (eight more “biscuits”).

MODERN TIMES A report circulated in April that an apparently Orthodox Jewish man (likely a “Kohen”) had tied himself up, head to toe, in a plastic bag while seated on an airline flight–likely because his teachings told him that flying over a cemetery would yield “impurities.” News of the Weird mentioned a similar report in 2001.

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thus necessitating urgency in ending the siege. Officers ordered a K-9 unit but were told it would be delayed. In a tactic departments occasionally employ, officers still threatened to release the dogs immediately, and to make the threat credible, available officers began barking.

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SOME PARENTS SHOULDN’T HAVE KIDS Herbert and Catherine Schaible, members of the First Century Gospel Church in Philadelphia and believers in faith-healing rather than medical care, were convicted in 2011 in the bacterial-pneumonia death of their two-year-old son, Kent. As a condition of probation, they promised medical care for their remaining eight children, but in April 2013, their youngest son, Brandon, died after severe diarrhea and pneumonia, again treated only by prayer, and they were arrested–and the other children removed from the home. The medical examiner called Brandon’s death a homicide, and the couple also face five to 10 years in prison for violating probation.

WEIRD COFFEE News of the Weird first learned of kopi luwak in 1993–coffee beans sold as gourmet because they had been swallowed by certain Asian civet cats and recovered from feces and washed. Since then, as Internet news of kopi luwak has spread, it has become no longer obscure, and in April, the environmental-activist website MongaBay.com warned that, based on increased demand, civet “farms” had sprung up in Indonesia and that civets were being caged for their entire lives solely for access to their poop. While none of the main kopi luwak civet species is formally “endangered,” activists warned that populations are dwindling for, said one, “the most ridiculous threat... to any wildlife I have seen yet.”

NATIONAL INSECURITY Catholic nun Megan Rice, 83, and two other peace activists were convicted in May of breaking into the Y-12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge, Tenn., last year–with “intent to harm national security.” Sympathizers lauded the activists’ motives and asked whether national security was actually “harmed,” but somehow the intruders’ stealth “attack” was treated seriously. That is, three amateurs cut through numerous fences undetected, then bypassed several sensors and alarms (either malfunctioning or unmonitored) before being stopped by a lone guard.

While Israel currently frets over Iran’s accumulation of up to 500 pounds of highly enriched uranium for building one bomb, Y-12 houses an estimated 400 tons. ■ chuck@mauitime.com

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THE HAWAIIAN LEGEND EDDIE AIKAU LIVES ON IN A BIG NEW DOCUMENTARY WORDS BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO • ART BY DAN MERKEL & HARALD-M LEHNARDT

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o to the official webpage of the annual Quiksilver In Memory of Eddie Aikau surf contest and you’ll find three curious but telling words: “WHO IS EDDIE?” Clicking on the question takes you to a page full of words and pictures, dedicated to the man whose name now adorns one of the biggest surf contests in the world.

Though the famous waterman and lifeguard from Oahu’s North Shore died 35 years ago, framing the question in the present tense works. A figure of tremendous stature and respect throughout most of his adult life, Aikau’s influence stretches throughout Hawaii to the present day.

“I watched and admired Eddie Aikau out there and decided I wanted to be like him,” Archie Kalepa, the County of Maui’s chief of Ocean Safety a big wave surfer in his own right, said in a Sept. 6, 2012 Lahaina News story. “I wanted to be in that North Shore scene.”

Now, finally, people can see Aikau’s life through the sprawling new documentary Hawaiian: The Legend of Eddie Aikau. It’s a big production, full of all the color and adventure that punctuated Aikau’s scant 31 years. The film will debut in Hawaii on June 12–the opening night of the Maui Film Festival. In addition, festival organizers are awarding Aikau and Nainoa Thompson of the Polynesian Voyaging Society their annual Visionary Award.

Showing the film under the stars on the Wailea golf course as part of the Maui Film Festival is entirely appropriate, given that Eddie and his brother Clyde first began to idolize big wave riders by watching surf films at the Waikiki Shell when they were growing up. “I’m going to catch the biggest waves ever ridden and make our name famous in the surfing world,” a teenage Aikau told his parents after seeing one film of the Hawaiian surfer Kealoha Kaio, according to Coleman’s book.

Audiences should always be skeptical when words like “legend” and “hero” get stuck to mortal beings, but the film makes clear that Aikau is more than deserving of such titles. Still, how do you tell a story everyone already knows?

Every surfer who’s ever dipped a toe in the Pacific has at least heard his name because of the immense popularity of the Quiksilver contest. And who, in Hawaii at least, hasn’t yet heard or seen the words “Eddie would go” (or “Eddie wouldn’t tow” or any of the other countless variations that crop up to advance this or that cause).

For the makers of Hawaiian (directed by Sam George and produced by ESPN Films, Stacy Peralta and Paul Taublieb), their task is easier. Aimed at Mainland audiences who likely haven’t ever ridden a wave, the film will offer little new insight to anyone who grew up in Hawaii or has at least read Stuart Holmes Coleman’s 2001 biography Eddie Would Go: The Story of Eddie Aikau, Hawaiian Hero.

Of course, that doesn’t mean there’s nothing compelling about watching Aikau talking with Jim McKay, or surfing skyscraper waves at Waimea (Without a jet ski! Or a leash!), or seeing Thompson, who was with Aikau on that fateful 1978 Hokule‘a voyage, cry when recalling what it was like to watch him paddle away from their capsized canoe. Hawaiian is packed with colorful film footage of life in postwar Hawaii, but it’s gripping largely because the story of Aikau is so extraordinary.

Possibly because the things he did on Oahu were so big, it’s easy to forget that Edward Ryan Makua Hanai Aikau was born on Maui in 1946. His father Solomon worked at Kahului Harbor as a stevedore, and young Eddie spent his first dozen years in nearby Rawfish Camp (it’s all condominiums now). He went to St. Anthony’s, along with his

doing,” surfer Kelly Slater says in Eddie Would Go. “Obviously, it was a sad way to see him go but almost a fitting end to the way he lived his life. Being lost in the ocean is tragic, but it’s also romantic at the same time.”

Politics wasn’t Aikau’s thing, but Coleman wrote that his favorite song was “Waimanalo Blues,” and that points to someone not at all happy with the development of Hawaii and the long history of disenfranchised Hawaiians. The new Polynesian Voyaging Society was the perfect place for Aikau to fuse his waterman skills with his growing awareness of Hawaiian history and traditions.

Aikau was just 31 in 1978 when the Hawaiian voyaging canoe Hokule‘a overturned in rough seas on its second voyage. Meant to travel from Oahu to Tahiti and show the world that Polynesians traveled to Hawaii by way of sophisticated celestial navigation and not dumb luck, it had beautifully demonstrated exactly that two years earlier.

But its second voyage ended just off Molokai when it capsized in bad weather shortly after leaving Oahu. Wet and shivering on the overturned hull with their radio gone, the crew’s hopes faded fast. There was nothing shocking or unusual about Aikau’s request to paddle 20 miles to Lanai to get help. Lacking options, Captain Dave Lyman agreed.

In the early 1800’s, as both Hawaiian and Eddie Would Go make clear, Aikau’s ancestor Hewahewa was a kahuna guarding Waimea–a role Eddie took upon himself, and apparently took very seriously. His relationship with the ocean, expansive ohana and huge circle of friends all pointed to a man dedicated to keeping those around him healthy and happy. Even his own name advertised his destiny–Makua Hanai roughly translates as “nurturing care-giver.”

There are layers of irony surrounding Aikau’s death. He set out to rescue the crew, but in the end the Coast Guard found the crew without him (though Marion Lyman-Mersereau, a crewmember who went on to write Eddie Wen Go, a children’s book about Aikau, says in the film HaPhoto Courtesy Waka Moana / Wikimedia waiian that his paddling out to get help inspired her and the others to maintain hope). Aikau spent moving the family into a Chinese graveyard in Pauoa Valley. his adult life saving people who ventured out into the danThere, Solomon and his kids would tend to the tombstones gerous Waimea waters, but today he’s largely remembered in exchange for rent-free living. Though Eddie would evenfor paddling out himself into those same waves. tually get married and move out, his family would stay in Eddie would go. the graveyard for many years after his death.

Part dare for those of us who hesitate, part honor for Riding waves at Waimea, known across the globe for its he who did not, the famous phrase came from big wave massive winter swell, brought the possibility of violent death surfer Mark Foo in 1986, during the run-up to the first at any moment. What’s more, when he wasn’t paddling out to Quiksilver Eddie Aikau contest. With 40-foot waves waves ride, he was usually on the shore as a lifeguard–the bay’s first, pounding Waimea Bay, organizers wondered what they hired despite his never finishing high school. should do. “Eddie would go,” Foo told one cameraman, How many people Aikau saved at Waimea will probaand the rest was history. Eddie’s brother Clyde took top bly never be known. The film Hawaiian says 500, but that’s honors at that first Eddie Aikau contest. As for Foo, he took his own advice one too many times, drowning in 1994 just an estimate. According to Coleman, Aikau’s modesty during a massive set at Mavericks in California. and his strong dislike of paperwork meant he only docuHad he lived, Aikau would be 67 years old now. Look mented a small fraction of his rescues. at his brother Clyde in the film Hawaiian, and you’ll see Though it’s often said that no one died in Waimea when Aikau was on duty, the harsh results from taking one too many how the eternally boyish Eddie might look today. Then risks were ever-present in his life. His brother Gerald had spent again, had Aikau lived, it’s unlikely there would be a movie two years in the Vietnam war, only to die not long after returncalled Hawaiian. Legends exist, but few among us ever do ing to Hawaii in a late night car accident (Aikau would occawhat’s necessary to become one. sionally hop the fence at Punchbowl and sleep at his brother’s grave). A couple years later, Aikau’s close friend Jose Angel HAWAIIAN: THE LEGEND OF EDDIE AIKAU vanished after attempting to dive in waters more than 300 feet Wed., June 12, 8pm deep off the coast of Maui in a hunt for valuable black coral.

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Ticket information available at Mauifilmfestival.com. ■ “I think most of us wish if we had a chance to die a certain way, it would be doing something great like he was anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro four siblings. From the accounts I’ve read, his youth was happy, if uneventful. A great deal of it, as remains true with most kids in Hawaii, was spent in the water.

“Eddie spent as much time as he could in the ocean, swimming, diving and exploring the silent world below the surface,” Coleman wrote in Eddie Would Go. “Occasionally, Eddie would see sharks ominously cruising in the distance, but he was taught not to be afraid of them or any other creatures in the sea. The water’s warm, sensual embrace was as soft and comforting as a woman’s touch, and it was the beginning of Eddie’s lifelong love affair with the ocean.”

More than a surfer, Aikau was the definition of a waterman–he surfed, paddled, swam, dove, snorkeled and, ultimately, sailed. From his idol, Duke Kahanamoku, he adopted a relaxed, almost regal approach to surfing. His years in the water brought an understanding of the ocean that made him comfortable around the same ocean currents and sea creatures that terrify so many.

But from nearly the moment he arrived on Oahu in 1958, death took on an ever-increasing role in Eddie Aikau’s life. His father Solomon had brought everyone to Oahu seeking more opportunities, and he certainly found one by

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here’s a plate of raw fish and greens on the sushi bar in front of me. “I opened up this restaurant just so I could eat this salad,” Moon Greene tells me. The stack of perfectly seared ahi slices are gorgeously arranged over organic leafy veggies, avocado, shrimp, sunflower seeds. It’s topped with what Greene calls “Hiro’s miso magic,” a dressing so divine you might open a restaurant just so you could eat it, too.

Greene’s passion for food and style didn’t happen overnight. In fact, you’ve probably tasted her food before. Along with Yuri Soledade, Greene co-owns Paia Fish Market, the North Shore’s iconic corner restaurant with its Best of Maui awardwinning fish burgers, tacos, chowder, fish and chips and all things seafood. When I asked what made her want to open another

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restaurant, she said, “I wanted a spot so I could work with Hiro. I love his food.”

Hiro is Hiro Takanashi, Nuka’s master sushi chef. He’s been making sushi for over 30 years on Maui and his dedication to the art is apparent in Nuka’s lineup of specialty rolls and pupu plates, where they serve sushi and Japanese food izakaya style.

The closest translation to izakaya food in English is pub fare, but the description doesn’t do the food justice. If you’re not in the mood for extravagant specialty rolls, they have an amazing selection of nigiri sushi, sashimi and simple rolls like Spicy Tuna and California, and for a buck you can swap nori for soy paper. Salads, Udon and soup and Ostumami plates are also available.

The latter are little plates that you can share or devour all on your own, like tempura, Karaage, Poke and Miso Butterfish.

Then there are the bowls, the Nuka or Donburi, which serve a selection of proteins and veggies over Nuka rice. The Nuka bowl is reminiscent of Vietnamese and Korean one-bowl rice dishes that include bean sprouts, cucumber, onion, cabbage, basil,

mint, peanuts and either tofu, chicken or salmon, all lined up in neat rows with a sesame dressing on the side. Greene says Nuka sources lots of veggies locally, some from coowner DeWitt Lickle’s gardens as well.

“Yes, his fish and farmed vegetables supplement the restaurant,” says Greene. “We do not have a full scale operation to supply the amount of food we need. Things that are locally grown on the menu are eggplant, daikon, snap peas, salad greens, shiso leaf, corn and whatever else happens to be in season.”

As for Hiro, like most sushi chefs I’ve met, he didn’t want to discuss his career, preferring to let his food do the talking. The Haleakala Roll, Lollipop Roll and Nuka Roll spoke volumes about his control over flavors and fresh fish combinations. In the Nuka Roll, raw ahi and snapper intersect with cukes, avo, shiso leaf with spry jalapeno and tangy ponzu. You can set your chopsticks aside with the Lollipop Roll, where slim layers of cucumber and fish mold sushi pops together

of experience in Japanese cuisine as well as the ability to speak fluent Japanese. His kitchen is equipped with a special fryer imported from Japan so your Tempura, Karate and Agedashi come out light and crisp.

Nuka uses rice bran oil, which is as healthy as you can get away with when frying foods. The fried Gobo chips are the perfect starter–shaved gobo root fluffs and curls, but they melt in your mouth. Gobo is a common ingredient in Japanese cooking and is packed with vitamins and minerals. The Miso Butterfish is incredible, too: sweet misoinfused and broiled cod that’s tender and irresistible. The list of delicious Otsumami extends over a whole page of their menu–too many to fit into one meal–so I will have to come back to sample through all.

The dining room is small, containing just 10 tables, but the sushi bar can hold 12. The cement sushi bar and polished aluminum lighting chairs give the room a modern industrial feel that’s softened by

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over Nuka’s own house-milled rice. Each slice of the roll comes pre-poked with a pick up stick. And the Haleakala Roll? That’s a rich mash-up of a baked Dynamite Roll and California Roll with salmon and bonito.

Greene says she found the perfect spot for Nuka after she eyeballed the old Haiku car parts store (which also used to be the original Haiku Mart). She teamed up with Lickle and Soledade to create a vision for sushi in Haiku, complete with an exhibition kitchen.The Gyotaku art on the walls belongs to Lickle.

The name “Nuka” means rice bran, which is fitting for the restaurant that carefully sources their own brown rice and then mills it in-house. They also utilize that bran to create their own pickled veggies, a Japanese dish called Nuka Zuke.

At one point, Chef Gabriel Begin showed me some of the Takuan root pickled in the process of making Nuka Zuke. Begin learned to pickle in Japan and brings plenty

bamboo, a slatted wood ceiling and a wall of seating cushions.

The bar keeps a tight selection of Sake, Shochu, wine and beer to accompany your izakaya fare. They also have a list of martinis that can be made with sake as well.

The cucumber ginger mint martini with a sugar rim was fantastic–dry with plenty of zing from the ginger. I’m also partial to Hitachino beer but they also serve Kirin, Sapporo and Tsing Tao. Nuka just serves dinner now, but Greene says that they plan to create a lunch deli, too.

It’s already gaining a popular following, with tourists, locals on date night and groups of dinner-goers packing the place on the weeknight I visited. Join them for dinner Tuesday thru Sunday, 4:30-10pm. Starting in July, they will be open seven days a week. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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his year the Maui Film Festival celebrates 14 years of joining the film industry with our island culture. And Hawaii will be at the forefront, with the festival starting with the debut screening of Hawaiian: The Legend of Eddie Aikau by Sam George at the Celestial Cinema, as well as a Visionary Award presentation for Aikau (represented by his family) and Nainoa Thompson of the Polynesian Voyaging Society.

“After 14 years of being the curator of the Maui Film Festival, there has not been a schedule I’m more proud of,” says Barry Rivers, festival director. “This year’s festival aims to have a program that intersects smart and heart.”

Actress Kirsten Dunst will accept the Pathfinder award on Friday, and actress Jessica Chastain will be honored Saturday evening with the Nova Award. On Sunday, actress Brie Larson will get the Rising Star Award. Many of the filmmakers of the films getting screened will be present, and the filmmaker’s panels on Saturday at the Wailea Beach Marriott will give folks a chance to get intimate with the movie-making process.

River’s Film Festival has a great lineup of films that will screen in Wailea at the Celestial Cinema, the amazing outdoor theater on the golf course, Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Castle Theater in Kahului, and the Seaside Cinema between the Four Seasons and Grand Wailea where you can catch free screenings.

What’s more, you can do your red carpet thing at the gala events. There, you can rub elbows with celebs and filmmakers while noshing and sipping with the creme de la creme of Wailea till the wee hours. The opening night Twilight reception on Wednesday, June 13 at Hotel Wailea will feature haute Hawaiian cuisine by Capische? (your ticket will also include access to the evening’s films at Celestial Cinema). Then there’s the event cacao aficionados wait all year for: The Taste of Chocolate at the Four Seasons kicks off Friday evening

at 8pm. This year, Mabanzi Marima Maui will be entertaining with African tunes.

On Saturday, Wailea’s exclusive tasting event gives festival attendees a chance to sample the best creations of the top chefs in Wailea. Taste of Wailea’s chef’s tables read like a who’s who in the culinary community: Alan Wong’s Amasia, Cam-

eron Lewark of Spago, Ruth’s Chris Steak House featuring Dan Bader, Bev Gannon’s Joe’s and Gannon’s, Peter Merriman’s Monkeypod Kitchen, Mulligan’s on the Blue featuring Chef Danny LeBag, Ko and Chef Tylun Pang, Mark Ellman’s Mala, Brandon Shim at Tommy Bahama and Capische’s Brian Etheredge and Chris Kulis. The Taste of Wailea is a culinary masterpiece, paired with wines by Southern Wine and Spirits, Pau Vodka, and and Stella Artois on draft. Tom Conway and Lily Meola will be entertaining until the sun sets and the films start rolling.

On Sunday, get yourself up early for some Wailea Beach time and participate in the Hollywood Sand Sculpture Contest in front of the Grand Wailea at 8am.

The festival ends late on the golf course Sunday, but not before residents and visitors alike have enjoyed scores of shorts, documentaries, action flicks, cartoons, comedies and dramas. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

SCHEDULE Wednesday, June 12 MACC: Films – 2pm, 4pm, 6pm, 8pm Seaside Cinema Lounge, Wailea Beach: Toes in the sand ‘town center’ and information booth – 7am-3pm Opening Night Twilight Reception: Capische in Hotel Wailea – 5:30pm-7:30pm Celestial Cinema at Wailea: Opening chant & Halau – 6:30pm; Nainoa Thompson and Eddie Aikau Visionary Tribute, Aikau Family – 8pm Thursday, June 13 MACC: Films – 4pm, 6pm, 8pm Seaside Cinema Lounge, Wailea Beach: Toes in the sand ‘town center’ and information booth – 7am-3pm Celestial Cinema at Wailea: Harriet Witt – 8pm Friday, June 13 Seaside Cinema Lounge, Wailea Beach: Toes in the sand ‘town center’ and information booth - 7am-3pm Celestial Cinema at Wailea, Pathfinder Tribute to Kirsten Dunst with Q&A; Harriet Witt – 8pm Taste of Chocolate, Four Seasons – 8-10pm Saturday, June 15 MACC: Films – 12pm, 2pm, 4pm, 6pm, 8pm Seaside Cinema Lounge, Wailea Beach: Toes in the sand ‘town center’ and information booth – 7am-3pm Wailea Beach Marriott, Mei Court: Filmmaker Panels – 10:30am, 11:30am, 12:30pm, 1:30pm Taste of Wailea – 4:30-7pm Celestial Cinema at Wailea: Nova Tribute to Jessica Chastain with Q&A – 8pm Seaside Cinema, Wailea Beach: Harriet Witt – 8pm; Film – 8:15pm

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THURSDAY, THUR UR R SD S DAY SDAY AY, JUNE 6 SURFRIDER INSTAGRAM CHALLENGE – “Thirsty Thursdays” has taken on a new meaning and Surfrider Foundation invites you to use their Instagram Contest to quench your photo thirst. Every week leading up to International Surfing Day on June 20, those who submit photos will get a chance to win a prize pack and ultimately the grand prize, a Firewire surfboard. Each Wednesday via Surfrider Foundation’s Facebook (and IntlSurfingDay.com) a theme will be posted of the type of images wanted that week. Participants will then need to submit their photo via Instagram (make sure they’re tagged @Surfrider and #ISD). Photos must be submitted between 6am and 3pm PST that Thursday. Isd.surfrider.org. Photo: Bishop Museum/Wikimedia Commons

ISLAND ENERGY INQUIRY – In the drive to explore renewable energy sources, Maui Economic Development Board’s Women In Technology (WIT) program, along with the Office of Naval Research, is announcing a new summer Island Energy Inquiry educator workshop. The curriculum explores wind, solar and geothermal energy resources. Science, math and CTE teachers (5-12 grade) are invited to the two-day workshop of instruction and hands-on activities. Teachers will receive their choice of three Hawaii Dept. of Education PD credits or a $200 stipend for full participation and classroom implementation. $20. 9am-4pm. MEDB’s Malcolm Training Center (1305 N. Holopono St., Ste.5, Kihei); 808-2706804, Womenintech.com/workshops. Photo courtesy MEDB

FRIDAY, JUNE 7 HAWAIIAN TARO SALE – Got taro? If not, the Maui Nui Botanical Garden’s taro sale is where you will want to be this Friday. The kalo (taro) plant is a traditional source of food sustenance in Hawaii and most notable for its use in poi. Featuring some rare breeds, the garden’s selection will include varieties from the Ele‘ele, Mana, Lehua, Manini, Lauloa, Piko and ‘Ula‘ula families. This may be your only opportunity this year to snag taro of these types so come early. 9am. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798, Mnbg.org. Photo: Fred Hsu Wikimedia Commons

HELP MA MANA‘O RADIO AND MAUI ONSTAGE – Come one, come all to an evening benefiting Mana‘o Radio and Maui OnStage. The local broadev casting station and production company serve Maui’s community through educational vignettes and theater programs. Take a break from the Main Street shenanigans at Wailuku First Friday and enjoy an evening of song, solos and spoken word that will help both organizations. eve Musician Randall Rospond, comic Chino LaForge and storyteller M Kathy Collins are just a few of the acts that will perform. $10. 5:30pmK 9pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-244-8680, Mauionstage.com. Photo of Randall Rospond: Bruce Wheeler

FRIDAY, JUNE JU UN NE E7 THE NEVERMINDS – Better leave the keiki at home for TH this one. Brace yourself for an uncensored evening with The Neverminds and special guest BADS. Charley’s is bringing bringin an evening of great music by the electronica pop group that tha mixes music reflective of The White Stripes, Third Eye Blind, Blind The Beatles, Sex Pistols and so much more. They will be joined by BADS for your listening pleasure. $10. 9pm. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy, Paia) 808-579-8085, Charleysmaui.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower H

KAPALUA WINE AND FOOD FESTIVAL – Buckle up for a three-day weekend of wine and food exploration, instruction and consumption at the 2013 Kapalua Wine & Food Festival. The extravaganza features a festival golf tournament, sparkling wine and cheese seminar, cooking demonstration with Gary Danko and Nancy Oakes and the grand seafood festival. The festival showcases the best in local produce while hosting wines from across the world. Join master sommeliers, renowned winemakers and culinary stars for a weekend to remember. For the full schedule and event rates go to the website. Kapaluawineandfoodfestival.com.

SATURDAY, JUNE 8 SATUR CAMERON CENTER’S 40TH ANNIVERSARY BENEFIT – Serving Maui for four decades now, the J. Walter Cameron Center is home to 15 resident agencies that provide Maui’s community with health and human services. To celebrate the center’s 40th year, you’re invited to their “Time of Renewal.” There will be host cocktails, dinner and music from George Kahumoku.

Honorary co-chairs include Eddie Kamae and Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa. Other ways to donate include silent auction bids or sponsoring a table. $200. 5:30pm. Pundy Yokouchi Estate (2471 W Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-5546, info@jwcameroncenter.org. Photo: George Kahumoku Slack Key Show

14TH ANNUAL TAIKO FESTIVAL – Taiko means drum in Japanese, has been tied to Chinese origins and was once used as warning in battle. Today, taiko is performed in ensemble format and continues to grow in popularity across the world. Join the Taiko Center of the Pacific Youth Group (TCP-YG) and Maui’s Zenshin Daiko for the Zenshin Daiko’s 14 Annual Taiko Festival. TCP-YG will open with their children’s ensemble boasting high national and international regard.

Maui’s Zenshin Daiko will complete the program with two entirely new pieces. $20 adults, $10 kids 12 & under. 7 pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Kay Fukumoto

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WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE THE ULTRAVIOLETS? – Hawaii’s superstars of burlesque are sending The UltraViolets on their West Coast Tour and they need your help! “Where In The World Are The UltraViolets?” will bring together the explosive talents of The UltraViolets, Kit Kat Club Cabaret and Oahu’s Cherry Blossom Cabaret. The evening journeys with Kit Kat Club and Cherry Blossom as they search for The Ultraviolets via a fantasy-inspired hunt. Ready yourself for a night of flirty song, sultry dance and exotic burlesque. 18+. $15-$40. Doors 7pm. Show 7:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808242-6969, Mauionstage.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SUNDAY, JUNE 9 JAZZ AND R&B – Kono’s on the Green is hosting an evening celebrating Jazz and R&B. End your weekend with Rare Vibrations, wine and a sunset backdrop. The evening will feature Sal Godinez, Michael Feegrade, Omar and special guests. Enjoy a relaxing evening celebrating the “softer side of jazz.” You can expect “grown folks music,” with samplings from Otis Redding, Al Green and more! $5.

4pm-7pm. Kono’s On The Green (1345 Pi’ilani Hwy, Kihei); 808298-9022, Omzonemaui.com. Photo: Don Amine

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 GANN GANNON’S DINNER AND A MOVIE – As part of the 2013 Maui Film Festival, Gannon’s invites you to a din201 ner and a movie. Complete the perfect date night with ne a stop for dinner just a few steps away from the Celesttial Cinema. Dine at Gannon’s before your movie and rreceive a complimentary parking spot and a reserved beach chair in the Gannon’s movie section. Now this be does not include the movie tickets, so please purchase doe film tickets separately. Reservations required. Ganyour fil non’s (10 (100 Wailea Golf Course Dr.); 808-875-8080, GannonsRestaurant.com. Photo: Bev Gannon Restaurants nonsRestaur

HULIAU YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL FILM FESTIVAL – The Maui Huliau Foundation is presenting the 2013 Huliau Youth Environmental Film Festival. MHF is a non-profit whose goal is to promote and create environmental awareness initiatives geared towards middle school and high school students. The festival will premiere 11 films that were pitched, directed and edited by these students. The films explore environmental issues on Maui and range in topic and style. Films include Eat Local, a documentary following students experiment to eat strictly local and Beyond the Kernel, which follows an animated conversation between a genetically modified corn kernel and an organic one. $10 general/ $5 youth/ $15 door. 6:30pm doors. 7pm show. Iao Theater (65 N. Market St., Wailuku), Mauihuliaufoundation.org. Photo courtesy MHF Facebook page

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 “WHAT’S GROWING IN YOUR GARDEN?” – The Hawaii Public Library is inviting you to “What’s Growing in Your Garden?” As a fun kick-off to HSPLS 2013 Summer Reading Programs, the Library is hosting artist Chelsea Toia for an afternoon of free art projects themed “Dig into Reading” (Children), “Beneath the Surface” (Teen) and “Groundbreaking Reads” (Adult). Geared towards kids 12 years and up, Toia will conduct a hands-on demonstration with acrylics. The free event invites interested parties to create paintings inspired by a real or imagined garden. This event requires pre-registration. Free. 2pm. Wailuku Public Library (251 S High St, Wailuku); 808-243-5766.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 2013 MAUI FILM FESTIVAL – It’s that time again. From Wednesday to Sunday, the Maui Film Festival returns to the sprawling greens of Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Course, Seaside Cinema (Wailea Beach) and Castle Theater (MACC). Wednesday will kick off with a Visionary tribute to Hawaii legends Eddie Aikau and Nainoa Thompson for their outstanding contributions to the water safety, navigation and Hawaiian history. Friday includes a Pathfinder Award tribute to Actress Kirsten Dunst for her “eclectic choices” in film. Saturday follows with the NOVA award ceremony to actress Jessica Chastain, coming off a successful 2012 garnering many nominations and accolades. Sunday’s lineup will include the Rising Star Award Tribute to Brie Larson, an actress who has covered much range at 23. Check online for showtime, venue and ticket info. Mauifilmfestival.com. Photo: Randy Jay Braun

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After Earth Everything about this film is apocalyptic

BY BARRY WURST II

After Earth ★★★★★

Rated PG-13 / 100 Min.

P

icking on a bad movie can be a lot of fun for film critics, a form of “revenge” that justifies having suffered through a cinematic turkey. The word was out on M. Night Shyamalan’s After Earth not long before release: accusations of being a vanity project for co-star and co-producer Will Smith and another unfortunate outing for Shyamalan, who was once called “The Next Spielberg,” which seems incredible now. I take no joy in panning his latest movie, though I experienced no joy in watching it either. The biggest problem with the film is its complete lack of entertainment value.

The elder Smith stars as a starship commander who oversees expeditions to Earth, now a dangerous planet inhabited by mutated monsters determined to kill all they encounter. Jaden Smith plays the muchloved commander’s son, whose verbal application to a prestigious academy has been rejected. The father and son are the

only survivors of a crash landing on Earth.

While the father is critically wounded, he is able to instruct his son by radio contact the ways to survive the deadly planet.

The design of the film is unconventional (a nice way to put it) and quite ugly. A futuristic apartment building resembles a chic circus tent, while the innards of a spaceship look somewhat like that of Noah’s Ark. Earth is full of intriguing CGI creatures that are nothing more than set direction, serving no purpose other than giving the hero something to attack or run from (the same goes for the monster on the loose).

The most exciting scene is the spaceship being pelted by a meteor shower, which is filmed in a way that oddly obscures the action. The filmmakers saved some money by not showing the ship’s crash landing. Yet, Shyamalan’s decision to frame a scene with what looks like a shower curtain, opening and closing endlessly, annoys more than it intrigues. The same goes for Will Smith’s long monologue about how “fear is a choice:” the camera doesn’t move, remaining on him in a dilapidated flight deck, droning on and on. It isn’t interesting and neither is Smith’s glum, strangely not at all compelling performance.

Hopefully pondering a new career

Scenes of papa Smith draining blood from his leg, son Jaden’s face puffing up from an allergic reaction, piles of dead animals, combined with a morose tone and slow pace, won’t win over anyone but the most forgiving audience. Shyamalan has made a strange film with distinctly offbeat touches that might seem bold, uniquely non-commercial over time.

What will never age well is Jaden Smith’s flat performance; even more so than The Karate Kid remake (which had Jackie Chan’s surprisingly potent performance to elevate it), this proves that Jaden is a likable kid but not yet an actor, and definitely unable to carry a film. Will and Jaden were terrific together in The Pursuit of Happyness. Though they’re once again playing father and son, there’s no chemistry between them.

There are big missteps at the screenplay level, particularly the weapon of choice in the high-tech future being a double edged sword and the laughable premise of “Ghosting” (this movie’s version of “The Force”). As a father/son bonding parable, it plays like a son whose parents refuse to let go of his umbilical chord.

A scene in which Jaden fights off a tiger’s attack on a nest of baby eagles best sums up the film: it’s a pointless CGI set piece that ends with the depressing sight of mutilated chicks. It leaves you feeling letdown and feeling bad for having cared.

I sincerely hope Shyamalan, whose earlier films were wonderful, recovers from this and other recent missteps. Meanwhile, over family dinner, may the Smiths recall how wonderful their Happyness was... but never bring up After Earth. ■

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KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

After Earth-PG13-THU 10:30, 12:45, 3:00, 5:25, 7:40, 10:15. FRI-SAT 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 8:15, 9:35, 10:30. SUN-WED 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 8:15, 9:35, 10:30.

Epic-PG-THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:00, 8:20, 9:40, 10:35 . FRI-SAT 10:40, 11:15, 1:00, 2:05, 3:20, 4:55, 5:40, 7:55, 10:35. SUN-WED 10:40, 11:15, 1:00, 2:05, 3:20, 4:55, 5:40, 7:55, 10:35.

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11:30, 12:30, 1:35, 2:20, 3:30, 4:25, 5:10, 6:30, 7:15, 8:00, 9:20, 10:05, 10:50. .

FRI-SAT 10:45, 11:30, 12:30, 1:35, 2:20, 3:30, 4:25, 5:10, 6:30, 7:15, 8:00, 9:20, 10:05, 10:50. SUN-WED 10:45, 11:30, 12:30, 1:35, 2:20, 3:30, 4:25, 5:10, 6:30, 7:15, 8:00, 9:20, 10:05, 10:50.

Ice Age-PG-TUES-WED 10:00am.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) (Show information was unavailable at press time. Call for showtimes.)

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After Earth-PG13-THU 1:30, 4:00, 7:15, 10:30.

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL OPENING RECEPTION - Wed, Jun 12. Kick off the Maui Film Festival under the stars at the annual twilight reception. Dinner will be served at Hotel Wailea. Ticket includes admittance to the festival’s Celestial Cinema film showing. $125 presale tickets. $150 after June 4. 5:30-7:30pm.

Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808874-0500; hotelwailea.com HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill announced it will donate a portion of the proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. $25.95. 4:30-5:30pm. Hula Grill, (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-6676636; hulagrillkaanapali.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue, Jun 11. See (and sample!) how Chef Jessica Oshier uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and desserts. No registration required. Free.

5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org WHEAT FREE WEDNESDAYS - Wed, Jun 12. Every Wednesday sample wheat and gluten free items at Whole Foods as part of Gluten Awareness Month. Plus learn how cutting back on your grain intake can benefit your health. Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808- 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui TAKE IT OFF THURSDAYS - Thu, Jun 6. Every Thursday Whole Foods will share tips for cooking without added fats, salts and sugars to help you achieve your best health and assist with weight loss. At each session there will be a chance to win prizes for highest percentage of weight loss. Free. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808- 8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui HALE MAHAOLU’S CHICKEN HEKKA FUNDRAISER - Sat, Jun 8. Support your com-

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munity and grab some grub at the 22nd Annual Hale Mahaolu Fundraising Event. $8. 9:3011:30am. Hale Mahaolu Akahi, (33 W Wakea Ave., Kahului); 808-872-4170

style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best!. Free. 11:30am-1:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL Sat, Jun 8. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person. 3-4:30pm. Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-4796; maui.hyatt.com

HAWAIIAN HISTORY EVENING - This regular history series held every first Friday of the month features a presentation by Travis Turqueza and Steven Koa Kakaio entitled “A Cultural Comparison of Early Hawai’i and Contemporary Misconceptions” , including live music by Kahala Mossman and refreshments. $10. 5-7pm.

Story of Hawaii Museum, (Ma‘alaea Shops); storyofhawaiimuseum.com

PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND - Every Sun & Sat. Pizza takes the spotlight every weekend at Whole Foods. Saturday enjoy $10 whole pizzas, Sundays buy a Take & Bake Pizza and get the second one for free! Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Join the street party and experience local entertainment, food, sidewalk vendors and more!

Don’t miss the special benefit concert at the Iao Theater, featuring more than a dozen local artist raising money for Onstage. Free. Iao concert $10. 5pm Wailuku Town, (Market Street & Main Street., Wailuku)

JOIN WHOLE FOODS FOR HOLY CANNOLI SUNDAYS - Sun, Jun 9. Whole Foods offers made to order cannolis with seasonal flavors every Sunday. Bring a friends to share the sweetness every week noon to 3pm. 12-3pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui FOODIE FIGHT - Sun, Jun 9. Join Whole Foods each Sunday for a Food Fight! The stakes are high as each team competes for that week’s Best Recipe. Sample and vote for your favorite dish. Each week the Pineapple Trophy will be awarded to the team with the most votes. Free. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MOUTH-WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Jun 10.

Come and try free samples of what is in season, new or has got us excited each week. Free. 5pm.

Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

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NA KOA IKAIKA VS. HAWAII STARS HILO HAWAII - Tues-Sun. For tickets call or go online. 5:30pm. Ichiro “Iron” Maehara Stadium, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-893-2221; mauiprobaseball.com

EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 8 FREE HEALTH CLINICS - Jun 8-12. This week, Tropic Care will be hosting free health clinics throughout Maui County. Military personnel including doctors and dentist will be using these clinics as training for rapid response. Maui residents can benefit from exams, dental care and more. 8am-4pm. 808-270-7855 POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Daily.

Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, JUNE 7 FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-thescenes encounter. Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest.

11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical

EXHALE! - This event features music by DJ Mikaya, $10 community yoga with Bridget (4:305:30), art by J. Lafferty, $25 Finger Friday tattoo special (10am-7pm, must book ahead), interactive art, fashion by Manaka Organic Clothing and healthy treats. Free. 6-9pm. Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., Wailuku); 808359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com;

SATURDAY, JUNE 8 MAUI MOTOCROSS RACES - Don’t miss a chance to cheer for Maui’s own motocross racers as they hit the track. Watch adult and keiki divisions race powerful engines as they compete for the win. Keiki races begin at 9am, adults at noon. $8 adults/ $5 kids/5yrs & under are free. Maui Motorsports Park, (Mokulele Hwy, Pu‘unene); 888-553-1288/808-5734100; mauimotox.com PLAY ALONG WITH UKULELE MELE Ukulele players of all abilities are invited to bring your ukulele to a workshop led by “master of multiple genres and strumming styles” Mele Fong. $10 includes admission to the museum. 10am-12pm. Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; UkuleleMeleOnMaui.com.

POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com UPCOUNTRY 4H LIVESTOCK AND AG FAIR - Fri & Sat. Put on your stetson and head upcountry to the 33rd Annual 4H Livestock and Ag Fair.

Compete in pie eating contest, enjoy live entertainment, livestock shows and watch cowboys ride broncs all weekend long. Support local agriculture at this family fun event. $2/ Keiki are free/ $3 parking. 8am-4pm. Oskie Rice Arena, (Olinda Rd, Makawao); 808-280-0928; mauiupcountryfair.com PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. 10am-4pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808446-4126; hawaiianimalrescue.org YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, JUNE 9 FATHER’S DAY FUN - Bring dad down to the Maui Mall for a father inspired Sunday.

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Digiluxe with DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

While Dad talks shop with the Maui Classic Cruisers, who will be showcasing the coolest cars in town, he can win prizes, try tasty samples from food demonstrations and enjoy a live Hula show!. Free. 11am-3pm. (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; mauimall.com/maui FREE OCEAN DISCOVERY CRUISE - Pacific Whale Foundation invites Kama’aina and foundation members on a free Ocean Discovery Cruise to celebrate World Ocean Day. The hour long cruise will educate and inspire guest to protect the ocean for the recreation, resources and beauty it gives. Free for Hawaii residents and Pacific Whale members. Children 12yrs and under are free with adult. 11:30am. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Ma’alaea & Lahaina locations); 808-2498811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org SPCA SPAY NEUTER CLINIC FOR CATS Help stop pet overpopulation by spay/neutering your cat. SPCA is hosting “pay what you can” clinics to assist the community in fixing our feline friends. On June 9 the clinic will be hosted in Lahaina, followed by clinics on June 16 and 23 in Wailuku. 808-280-0738; SPCAMaui.org; info@spcamaui.org FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am .Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com YO-YO DEMONSTRATION - Maui Toy Works presents a Yo-Yo and skill toys workshop and demonstration. Free. 4pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, JUNE 10 HOALOAH’AINA VOLUNTEER ON VACATION PROGRAM - Pacific Whale Foundation offers a free program, Volunteering on Vaca-

TUE - Toxic w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm; no cover WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm

DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze 9:45pm; no cover

Bilongo 9:45pm; $10

Eddie Tanaka & Friends Steve Pile & The Trio 2pm; $7

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Mark Johnstone & Friends 9:30pm; no cover

The Neverminds 9:00pm; $10 cover

Leylani & Kalisi w/ Rootz N Creation 10pm; $10

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Mango Pickers 6pm; no cover

DJ Blast 9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli, 6pm

TUE - Pool League, 6pm WED - Jukebox Party, 8pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 9pm; no cover

Jordan 6pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Ryan Robinson 10pm / TUE - Amy’s Mix, 9pm / WED - Big John, 10pm

Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

The House Shakers 6:30-9pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 6:30-9pm; no cover

Avi & Indio 6:30-9pm; no cover

MON - Scott & Allen / TUE - Thunder & Lightnin / WED - Tom Conway (6:30-9pm)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Pa’amana 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

Evan Shulman 6pm-9pm; no cover

Rio Saito 11:30am-1:30am; no cover

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Adi’s Bday Party w/ DJ Decka, 9pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover

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Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

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tion that gives visitors an opportunity to maintain a new South Maui ocean-side trail, pick up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30-9:30 a.m. Get a free Volunteering on Vacation tote bag for your efforts. Free. 7:30-9:30am. 808249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hipster stylie performance. Free. 10:30am. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com ONO- For one night only, Maui Slammers bring together poetry, music and slamming for a night of onstage creativity. Free. 6:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St. Wailuku); 808-244-8680.

TUESDAY, JUNE 11 CHAMBER OF COMMERCE HOST EDUCATIONAL LECTURE - Paul Laub will be talking leadership at the Chamber of Commerce’s monthly educational lecture. Both members and nonmembers are invited to enjoy a buffet, network and learn more about building non-profits through effective leadership. RSVP. $20 members/ $25 guest. 5:30-8pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7643; mauitropicalplantation.com BUILDING A COMMUNITY FOOD FOREST - Special guest speaker and co-creator Paul Massey brings Community Food Forest to Maui.

Focusing on sustainability and agriculture, Paul will inspire growth as a community through growing food together. Free. 6pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu ULTIMATE WHALEWATCH - Learn firsthand what it is like to be a whale researcher on a personally guided group tour. This is a special opportunity to interact with Pacific Whale Foundation’s researchers and marine biologists. For info and reservations, please call. 7:30-11:30am. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-249-8811 ext. 1.; pacificwhalestore.org

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm ( no cover)

ming techniques and impress your friends.

Free. 5:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com MAUI WEIGHT LOSS ALLIANCE - Join Whole Foods for a very special class and meet Jerome, Nutritarian Extraordinaire! Jerome can help you revitalize health and wellness and take back your life. Free. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12 DISCOVERING THE CLASSICS WITH PAPA LOPAKA - Papa Lopaka (Robert DeVinck) is a writer, English literature scholar, and longtime reader of classic books. Come enjoy a dramatic reading of the Classics Illustrated comic book of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Snacks included. Free. 3-3:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 875-6833; librarieshawaii.org WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm. The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808897-6770 ext. 2; Theshopsatwailea.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm;

Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:3010pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sun, Dani Barerra 3-5pm; Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Fri, Henry Kapono 5-7pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Sat, Salsa Saturdays w/ Dr. Nat: Latin/Salsa 6:30-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 6:30-9pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Sat, Rio Saito 11:30am-1:30pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

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WED - Karaoke Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHANA GRILL 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar, 7-9pm; no cover

Ellen Bellerose, 3:30-6:30pm; no cover

Garrett Probst & Damion Emeson, 10pm-12pm; no cover

1810 6:30-8:30; no cover

Willie K. 9-11pm; $5

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - NOA ZEB, 10:30pm; no cover

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L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

Maui Blues Co. 7:30-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Les Potts & the Wave Warriors & The Throwdows. a10pm; $5

Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; no cover Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Murrary Thorne 7-9pm; $65 / Trish da Dish Pub Quiz, 9pm12am

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

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MON - The Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm / TUE - Brenton Keith’s Bag O’ Tricks 7-9pm/ WED - Willie K., 7pm; $65

(730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Fri, Lydia and Nino 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kahala Greig 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Mondokane 6:30-8:30pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

MON - SIN w/ DJ M, 8pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina); 808-667-6636.

KAHANA GRILL - Fri, Jazz Maui Featuring Ellen Bellerose and Shiro Mori 3:30-6:30pm; Thu, Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Kahana); 808-669-4000.

MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

(843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Fri, Les Potts and the Wave Warriors & The Throwdowns 6-10pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:30-9:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:308:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031.

UMALU - Fri, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Sat, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Thu, Josh Sumibcay 6-8pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: “500 Days of Summer” 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

(300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm; Fri, Mango Pickers 9pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

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STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm.

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KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Daily, Jazz and Smooth R&B Featuring Rare Vibrations 4-7pm.

(550 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei); 808-633-4220.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

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MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alejandro 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm.

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THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Live Music 8:30am-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Mon & Tue, Live Music 11am-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

LILIKOI GRILL RESTAURANT & WINE BAR Sat, Meaghan Owens 7:30-10pm; Fri, Blues Jam hosted by Maui Blues & Co. 7:30-10pm. (810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2629.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Richard Dancil Hawaiian Music 6-8pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Thu, Murrary Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen Trio 6-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Allison Jackson 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:306:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-9pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

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PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.

MAIN STREET BISTRO - Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom 6:30-9:30pm. (2051 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-6816.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779.

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THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-3111.

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Friends of Bryan 5:30pm; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan and Friends 8-11:30pm; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9am-1pm; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 5pm.

(500 N. Pu‘unene Ave., Kahului); 808-873-6555.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Wed, Sebrina Barron 6:308:30pm; Thu, Open Mic Night w/ Artie Parti 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joshua on Maui 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm.

(824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770.

WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live Music 4-6pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259.

BULLY’S BURGERS - Sun, John Grover Band 3-7pm; Sun, Open Mic Sundays. (15900 Pi‘ilani Hwy, Kanaio); 808-878-3272.

CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Tue, Wavetrain Featuring Mark Johnstone & Friends 9:30pm; Wed, Evan Dove & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Blues with Mark Johnston & Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Bentley 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Stargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Tue, Hipnautical 6-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) For a sign that’s often noted for your mind, you Gems are hardly divorced from your bodies. It seems that every Gemini I know has at least one astonishing physical feat at their disposal; “Janice” can fit her whole hand in her mouth, “Lee” does stunts with ping pong balls and orifices that would make porn stars blush, and “Alister” can squeeze his whole body through an unstrung tennis racket. Still, there’s been a recent rift between your brain and bod. To heal that, practice just being in your skin. The traditional ways (going to the gym or taking up jogging) are fine, but I can tell your spirit (and your avid fans) are hoping you’ll adopt an astonishing new trick. Do it!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Like every Sag, at some point in your life you’ve had (or will have) a moment when most of your old girlfriends and/or boyfriends find themselves in the same room, and bond based on their experiences with you. Smart Sagittarians know how to breathe through this kind of thing, how to bear the harrowing and humbling weight of all that shared gossip and judgment. Since multiple chapters of your past may be convening soon to compare notes, stay cool. The worst that may happen is they’ll have a good laugh at your expense. At best, an old flame could be rekindled, or at least sparked up enough to get you a “for-old-time’s-sake” fling.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Tides, basically, are caused by the massive weight of the ocean trying to fall towards the Moon. If lunar gravity can cause impressive movement in immense bodies of water, why shouldn’t it affect squishy, watery humans? You’ve got a plethora of interesting entities orbiting you these days, despite your inattention. Don’t underestimate them. No matter how ineffectual they may seem, reflecting only the wan light of a distant sun, they may have more effect on you than you think. This week, consider which ones are pulling you in the right direction, and which ones you ought to send winging into the asteroid belt.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Sometimes you stumble into weird, unexpected realities. For instance, you might find yourself soaking in a tub shaped like a champagne glass, or napping on a heart-shaped bed. In the mirrored ceiling, you watch your reflected surprise as you suddenly snap awake and wonder: “How in the hell did I get here? Is this what I thought I was getting into?” I’m probably wrong about the specifics, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this week’s slightly bizarre twists aren’t exactly what you had in mind when you set out on this path. All is not lost, though; now that you’ve figured it out, you can start looking for shortcuts back to where you really need to be.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re poised on the dewy, verdant lip of lush opulence. Whole fields of wildflowers are inhaling collectively, their moist buds aching to burst into riotous bloom. Vulvae are dripping with summer juices; dicks are aching with swollen virility; entire flocks of lovesick avians are nearly plummeting to their deaths while trying to reinvent the quickie, out of necessity; cats are caterwauling violent operas in the alleyways; and it’s all for you, Leo. Even if it’s not expressly in your honor, it might as well be, for no one is as primed as you are to reap and appreciate all this ripe summer lust and romance and passion, to milk every nectar-laden drop.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) It’s time for some cutbacks, a little pruning, and I’m not talking about just trimming the pubic bush.

Some parts of your life are streamlined and organized, while others are about as aerodynamic as a garbage truck, and just as full of crap. But redesigning your M.O. holds new challenges now. Going totally solo isn’t your style anymore, remember? You’ve got to figure out a way to carry along all the people who mutually love and adore you. So, when executing an overhaul and revamping your life, don’t think two-seater sports car; think super-light monorail.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) It’s not that Virgos are unloving; au contraire, you’re usually the sweetest, most wonderfully adoring people to have around. It’s that often your love takes the form of doing millions of nice things for your loved ones, simplifying their lives in every way you can think of. And those who cherish you do notice that. But some of the people you adore (especially those Leos and Pisces, this week) are craving something a little more impractical, even romantic. When all it takes is a little sweetness that has nothing to do with schedules or To-Do lists, pleasing them is worth the effort.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’ve been blindfolded and marched who knows where. You could be standing on a gangplank above chum-crazy-shark-infested waters, or lingering by the altar under the cyclopean eyes of cameras with marriage-vow teleprompters, a white gold ring, and an overeager fiancé. You have every right to flip your shit, but I hope you won’t. Wherever you end up, you had a hand in getting there, either through passive inaction or unreasonable, stubborn immovability.

Now that you’re on the spot, before you reject it out of hand, at least consider the possibility that this is where you secretly wanted to be all along.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Lately, I’ve viewed you as a gifted young director, producing award-worthy movies every day—if only they were actually caught on film. Since your recent artistry has been all about gifted social interaction, I’m going to share the wisdom every successful artist wields: Know when to stop. Becoming obsessed with perfection can only end badly; usually, by you screwing up the piece for good by adding too much to it. Your genius at evoking brilliant performances from all the “players” in any given situation is at its peak. Don’t ruin it by overdoing it. Trust your gut and know when to say, “And…scene.”

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) It’s time for a long-overdue reminder about the nature of crises. Yes, they’re just one more oppressive burden of shit added to your already overloaded emotional cargo hold. They threaten to sink the entire ship of your life. But for someone as resourceful and determined as you are, a lightning strike need not be pure disaster. Any challenge is an occasion to shine. The next bolt that dares to pin you between the waves should be seized. Put on your asbestos gloves and climb it (this is a metaphor, you can do that here). Ride the chaos of the thunderhead for a while. It might be scary, but it’ll also carry you further faster than you’ve gone in months.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) There are no new stories, just a handful of ancient tales cut apart and pasted together into new forms, told in new ways. But things are changing. Science is learning to break down matter and energy into smaller and smaller units; in similar fashion, we approach the Planck’s Constant of stories, and use these tiny pieces in radioactive new ways. Don’t bitterly believe that you know the ending to the yarn you’re spinning now. You have the skill to divide what’s left into miniscule pieces and reweave them into a pattern so intricate, beautiful, and unpredictable that it might as well be something totally new.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) This week, you’ll enjoy an unusual amount of perspective and clarity. Maybe you can finally see how a tiny shift can make something supporting, loving, and nurturing seem oppressive, smothering, and restrictive, or vice versa. Being given space can feel like being abandoned, or being romantically pursued can suddenly resemble sinister stalking. The majority of your circumstances could truly go either way, depending on how you want or believe they should.

Now that you know that reality is what you decide it is, you’re free to opt for the version that makes you happier. Why you’d choose otherwise is beyond me.

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