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3. This week the County of Maui settled a 2010 lawsuit filed by Tracy Motelewski for $200,000. According to the Sept. 23 Honolulu Star-Advertiser, Motelewski said in her suit that in 2008 Kristopher Galon–who was then employed by the county–sexually assaulted her and later tried to extort money from her while Steven Gundersan–who was also employed by the county– robbed her of $500. What county jobs did Galon and Gundersan hold?

A. Firefighters B. Police officers C. Liquor enforcement officers D. Driving instructors E. Planning code inspectors

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DANIEL INOUYE-FBI FILES EXEMPLIFY HOOVER-ERA PARANOIA It was fascinating last week watching how big news organizations (like the Associated Press, Honolulu Star-Advertiser and Honolulu Civil Beat) treated the bonanza that was the Sept. 16 release of the files on the late U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye held by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). For the most part, those organizations led their coverage of

Overheard “We found the other half of the sandwich from yesterday.”

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tirely rational conclusion: “If a respected member of the nation’s most important and powerful body–the U.S. Senate–cannot feel secure in using his own telephone for fear it might be bugged by a government agency, we are much closer to George Orwell’s 1984 than we dare to be.”

Almost immediately, the FBI howled in protest. Just a few days after the article appeared, Honolulu Special Agent in Charge Richard D. Rogge forwarded an extremely defensive letter to the editor to FBI Headquarters for approval. Rogge’s letter included the following unintentionally hilarious paragraph: “The FBI does not and has never initiated the interception of conversations on its own initiative for any imaginary purpose or rea-

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The Associated Press reported on Saturday, Sept. 21 that 233,000 gallons of molasses–“equivalent to what would fill about seven rail cars”–spilled into Honolulu Harbor from a Matson Navigation Co. pipe earlier this month. So far, 26,000 fish have died as a result of that molasses, which, of course, came from Maui.

By itself, the spill is a disaster. But now, according to the AP, it seems to be yet another example of the corporate and bureaucratic fumbling that too often passes for how things get done in Hawaii.

Turns out that back in July 2012, a state Department of Transportation official sent Matson a letter saying that an inspector had noticed a leak in the same problematic pipe, reported the AP. In response, Matson officials said they looked at the pipe, saw no leak or any molasses in the water, and moved on with their lives. Then in May of this year, another Transportation Department crew noticed more molasses dripping out that pipe, but the department didn’t tell Matson. And, of course, it almost goes without saying that “The company and state officials were unprepared, with no contingency plans for what to do in case of a molasses spill,” reported the AP. Bravo, Department of Transportation.

And bravo, Matson. That kind of Can’t Do spirit takes years–decades, even–of laziness and ignorance to hone to the art that we all enjoy today.

the files by outlining the various anonymous death threats sent to Inouye through the years (which didn't seem to lead to any arrests).

These threats actually struck me as some of the more banal parts of the FBI files. Powerful, famous people often get death threats for whatever reason, and Inouye–who was outspoken during the Senate hearings on Watergate, the Iran-Contra scandal and the invasion of Iraq–more than fit the bill as someone who’d attract the attention of wingnuts who get off by sending anonymous racist death threats to well-known senators.

But the vast majority of the documents in Inouye’s file date to the Bureau’s so-called Hoover era, when J. Edgar Hoover served as FBI Director (1935 to 1972). The way in which FBI agents during those years scrutinized the actions and words of celebrities and congressional representatives–as well as each and every public mention of the initials “FBI”–has been well documented, and the Inouye files only provide further proof.

More than a hundred pages of the files consist of nothing other than photocopies of newspaper articles that concerned Inouye.

Every rumor, tip, lead and threat that involved Inouye–regardless of whether it proved to be baseless–found a permanent home in the files.

Though memo after memo in the files makes reference to the “good” relations that existed between Inouye and the FBI through

the years, one throw-away remark made by the senator in 1971–and the local news article that reported it–got the FBI up on its hind legs. It’s a fascinating local story that resonates eerily with current national security issues, but as far as I could tell, hasn’t made it to the big news organizations’ reporting on the FBI-Inouye files.

New revelations about U.S. Government espionage directed against the American people (as well as pretty much every other government on earth) regularly appear in the news on a nearly daily basis. But back in 1971, when most people thought the FBI didn’t do anything other than bring down bank robbers in hails of gunfire, news of such abuses was very disheartening.

In March of that year, the American people learned of COINTELPRO, a massive FBI program that secretly (and often illegally) bugged, infiltrated and otherwise subverted domestic organizations, many of which were part of the civil rights and antiwar movements. It was a serious scandal, though the Watergate revelations (which were just a year away) would eclipse it.

In any case, on April 20, 1971, the Hilo-based Hawaii Tribune-Herald published a column by Hugh Clark, the T-H news editor, on the subject of illegal domestic surveillance. Part of the column read as follows: “Suddenly, last week, U.S. Sen. Daniel K. Inouye gave us a new perspective on the entire matter. He admitted matter-of-factly that he has had his home and office telephones checked for ‘bugs’ by the Senate’s top electronics man who works under the sergeant-at-arms.”

Clark drew from this revelation an en-

J. Edgar Hoover

son. In fact, Mr. Hoover over the years has proven to be one of the staunchest defenders of individual liberties. He has successfully resisted efforts by well meaning citizens to enlarge our organization into a national police force, insisting that law enforcement belongs in the local community.”

Milton A. Jones, who was head of the FBI’s crime records section and supervised the bureau’s public relations, loved Rogge’s letter. “This is an excellent letter,” he wrote in a May 6, 1971 memo, which is included in the Inouye files. Jones added that the letter was a “good refutation” of Clark’s story.

His only concern was that Rogge himself should mail it from Honolulu, rather than have it look like it came from Washington.

You can check out the entire cache of FBI files on Inouye at Vault.fbi.gov/ daniel-inouye. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Lahaina’s rich historical and cultural heritage is well known to just about everyone on Maui–resident and tourist alike. A great deal of the credit for that goes to the non-profit Lahaina Restoration Foundation (LRF), which oversees 11 historic structures in town including the Baldwin House, the old Lahaina Prison and the Wo Hing Museum.

Sure, the LRF’s old Carthaginian II, a German freighter remade into a replica whaling vessel, is now sitting at the bottom of the ocean off Puamana as a kind of submarine tourist attraction (it was a victim of both age and less than adequate maintenance) but for the most part the LRF does wonderful work preserving Lahaina Town’s old look.

Though many of the beneficiaries of LRF’s work are visitors, we sometimes forget that the organization also helps people who live here.

On Sept. 14, for instance, the LRF provided their ninth annual historical tour of Lahaina for new Westside teachers. This year, they took 16 teachers from six Westside schools around Lahaina’s various historical sites.

“We have continued to reach out to our schools to provide primarily new teachers this educational tour,” said Andy Kutsunai, LRF’s Community Education Committee chairperson, in a Sept. 21 LRF press release. “It really makes us appreciate the positive impact this makes on them as they take the time from their busy schedule to participate in this program.”

According to the press release, Kutsunai and LRF committee member Karee Carlucci took the teachers to 30 sites around the Westside, including the Hui O Wa‘a Kaulua canoe, Moku‘ula, Waiola Church, Lahaina Hongwanji Mission, the Baldwin Home and that new Lahaina Heritage Museum on the second floor of the old Lahaina Courthouse.

For more information, call the LRF at 808661-3262 or go online to Lahainarestoration.org.

Department of Labor and Industrial Relations announced that the U.S. Department of Labor had given it an “emergency” grant for $1,769,095 to “expand the service capacity of the Workforce Investment Act (WIA) Dislocated Worker training and employment program.”

Though the unemployment rate for the state is currently less than five percent–the lowest level since 2008–former U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner Keith Hall said earlier this year that those unemployed for 27 weeks or more are “helping to hold back economic growth.”

According to a Sept. 24 press release from the state Department of Labor, the Dislocated Worker program helps those who’ve been out of work a long time in a variety of ways.

“The Dislocated Worker Program helps those who have been laid-off by providing a series of intensive career counseling and preparation services designed to facilitate reentry into the job market,” stated the press release. “If job seekers are not able to find employment, they can also access other programs that provide on-the-job training as well as upgrade their existing skills.”

Those seeking help under the program have to meet one of the four following criteria: 1. Fired or laid off, is eligible for or has exhausted unemployment benefits and is “unlikely to return to the same job or industry;” 2. Laid off or has received notice from his or her employer; 3. Formerly self-employed but is now jobless because of “deteriorating economic conditions” or a natural disaster; 4. Was a homemaker relying on another family member but is now “no longer supported by that income” and is “experiencing difficulties obtaining employment.”

Those on Maui interested in the program should contact WorkSource Maui (2064 Wells St., #108, Wailuku). They can call 808-984-2091 or go online to Labor. hawaii.gov/wdd/onestop.

We know that on Fridays most people typically like to relax and take it easy at work and, at most, maybe plan their weekend. Going to a public meeting about local government is probably not going to be on their list of the top 10 (or 100) things to do, but stranger things have happened.

This Friday, Sept. 27, at 1pm, the Maui Redevelopment Agency will hold their monthly meeting. And while the first order of business isn’t exactly exciting (a business owner wants to paint a “64 foot by 32 inch sign” on the building at 2086 Main St. in Wailuku), the rest of the agenda includes important news and updates on Wailuku Town.

The MRA board members will review a new draft report on the Wailuku parking situation. Then they will discuss “packaging the recommendations from the reWailuku Project” and “building a program and budget for upcoming years that will assist the County, [Wailuku Redevelopment Area] landowners and business proprietors to realize the vision for Wailuku town.”

Anything that vaguely worded requires extra attention.

The agenda also includes reports on the proposed Iao Square–the little park and parking lot that will go in between the Wailuku substation and the Iao Theater–a discussion of food trucks and special events in the Wailuku Redevelopment Area and a report on “Next Steps for Wailuku Branding.”

Like it or not, Wailuku Town is changing.

And these inconveniently scheduled MRA meetings are some of the few opportunities residents have to speak out on it.

The meeting will take place at the Planning Department Conference Room, located on the first floor of the Kalana Pakui Building (250 S. High St., Wailuku). For more information call 808-270-7735.

Department of Public Safety Sheriff’s Division now have specially custom-fit protective vests, says a Sept. 19 Public Safety Dept. press release. The five vests, which cost $950 each, will protect the department’s dogs against bullet and stab wounds, states the release.

“The loyalty and service demonstrated by these animals is worthy of recognition, and we are grateful they are being given added protection as they work alongside their human counterparts to enforce the law,” Governor Neil Abercrombie said at a Sept. 19 unveiling at Washington Place, according to the press release. “These vests compliment recently expanded protections provided by Act 205, codifying the term ‘law enforcement animal’ into the Penal Code, which I was pleased to sign into law in June.”

The press release states that state Sheriff Deputy Frank Lacaden was responsible for contacting Vested in K9s and getting them to make the donation.

There are multiple providers of body armor for dogs around the nation. According to Vested in K9s’ website (Vik9s.org), the Massachusetts-based organization has so far provided 437 protective vests to law enforcement dogs through the U.S. “Vested Interest in K9s, Inc. is proud to have provided each of the Sheriff’s Division law enforcement dogs with protective vests that could potentially save their lives,” says Vested Interest in K9 President Sandy Marcal in the press release. “We are very grateful to the donors across the country who helped make this possible through the Groupon campaign.”

Of course, this doesn’t really help Maui very much, since all the Sheriffs’ K9 dogs are stationed on Oahu.

“We don’t have any K9s on Maui,” said Toni Schwartz, the public information office for the state Dept. of Public Safety.

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In the public libraries of Seattle (as in most public libraries), patrons are not allowed to eat, sleep (or even appear to be sleeping), be shirtless, go barefoot, have bad body odor or talk too loudly–because other patrons might be disturbed. But in Seattle, as the Post-Intelligencer reported in September, librarians do permit patrons to watch hard-core pornography on public computers, without apparent restriction, no matter who (adult or child) is walking by or sitting inches away at the next screen (although librarians politely ask porn-watchers to consider their neighbors). Said a library spokesperson: “[P]atrons have a right to view constitutionally protected material no matter where they are in the building, and the library does not censor.”

CULTURAL DIVERSITY Japan and Korea seem to be the birthplaces in the quest for youthful and beautiful skin, with the latest “elixir” (as usual, based on traditional, centuries-old beliefs) being snail mucus–applied by specially bred live snails that slither across customers’ faces. The Clinical Salon in central Tokyo sells the 60-minute Celebrity Escargot Course session for the equivalent of about $250 and even convinced a London Daily Telegraph reporter to try one in July. (Previously, News of the Weird has informed readers of Asian nightingalefeces facials and live-fish pedicures.)

LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES Iran’s INSA news service reported in January that officials in Shiraz had acquired a finger-amputation machine to perhaps streamline the gruesome punishment often meted out to convicted thieves. (A masked enforcer turns a guillotine-like wheel to slice off the finger in the manner of a rotary saw.)

Iran is already known for its reliance on extreme Islamic Sharia, which prescribes amputations, public lashings and death by stoning, and Middle East commentators believe the government will now step up its amputating of fingers, even for the crime of adultery.

RELIGIOUS VENGEANCE Outraged Jewish leaders complain periodically about Mormons who, in the name of their church, posthumously baptize deceased Jews (even Holocaust victims)–beneficently, of course, to help them qualify for heaven. Church officials promised to stop, but in 2012 reports still surfaced that not all Mormons got the

memo. Thus inspired, a “religious” order called the Satanic Temple conducted a July “pink mass” over the Meridian, Miss., grave of the mother of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, Rev. Fred Phelps Jr.–posthumously “turning” her gay.

(Westboro infamously stages small, hatesaturated demonstrations denouncing homosexuals and American tolerance.) Ten days later, Meridian prosecutors charged a Satanic Temple official with misdemeanor desecration of a grave.

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS Australia’s chief diplomat in Taipei, Taiwan, said in August that he was suing local veterinarian Yang Dong-sheng for fraud because Dr. Yang backed out of euthanizing the diplomat Kevin Magee’s sick, 10-year-old dog. Instead, Dr. Yang “rescued” the dog, who is now thriving after he patiently treated her. Magee’s lawsuit claims, in essence, that his family vet recommended euthanization, that he had paid for euthanization, and that “Benji” should have been put down.

Dr. Yang said the fee Magee paid was for “medical care” and not necessarily euthanization. (Benji, frolicking outside when a reporter visited, was not available for comment.)

THIS IS JUSTICE? In August, a prosecutor in Houston filed aggravated rape charges against a 10-year-old girl (“Ashley”) who had been arrested in June and held for four days in a juvenile detention center. A neighbor had seen Ashley touching a four-year-old boy “in his private area,” according to a KRIV-TV report–in other words, apparently playing the time-honored, rite-of-passage game of “doctor.”

SQUIRRELS GONE WILD Smithsonian Magazine detailed in August the exhaustive measures that military officials have taken to finally block relentless Richardson’s ground squirrels from tunneling beneath Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana and interfering with the Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missiles that are on 24/7 standby. For example, officials had to use trial-and-error to plant underground screens deeper into the ground than the squirrels cared to dig. A day after that report was published, a bus driver in Gothenburg, Sweden, crashed into a tree (with six passengers requiring hospital treatment) after swerving to avoid a squirrel in the road. On the same day, a New York Times reporter disclosed that his own news monitoring for 2013 revealed that squirrels have caused 50 power outages in 24 states in the U.S. since Memorial Day after invading electric company substations. ■

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Talking story with ‘Short Term 12’ filmmaker Destin Cretton

Haiku isn’t known to be the birthplace of great filmmakers, but that’s about to change, permanently. Local boy Destin Cretton grew up there and his dreams of becoming a high caliber filmmaker have come true in a profound way. His critically acclaimed comedy/drama Short Term 12 stars Brie Larson as a worker at a foster care facility and portrays her day to day experiences. It’s become one of the biggest word of mouth sensations of the year.

After first appearing as a short film at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival, the encouraging response led Cretton to expand it into a feature-length film, which won the Grand Jury Narrative Feature and Narrative Audience Award at this year’s South by Southwest (SXSW) Film Festival. The momentum only grew from there. Following an Audience Award for Narrative Drama Feature at this year’s Maui Film Festival, the Internet buzz has continued to accelerate. Last month, Entertainment Weekly included the film on its Must List and gave the film an A (I gave it a four-star review last week). The film, which Rotten Tomatoes has at a current approval rating of 100 percent, recently opened on Maui.

As it continues to expand nationwide, Short Term 12 could go the distance and become a Good Will Hunting style success story. My recent conversation with Cretton covered his Maui upbringing, approach with directing young actors, the unlikely movie that inspired him to direct and his thoughts on making a Hawaii-set film in the future.

Q:

Congratulations on the success of this film. Everyone has been telling me I have to see this movie or that they know you or knew someone who knows you. That’s success any way you look at it.

A: Q: A:

Thanks so much. It’s been a wild ride.

Let’s start from the beginning. What were some films or filmmakers that inspired you growing up?

I honestly didn’t watch too many films, especially from that point of view. Actually I didn’t watch a lot of films growing up. I wasn’t into any particular genre or international filmmaking until my late college years. Growing up, I was addicted to anything that was playing down at the Ka’ahumanu Center or the Maui Mall Theater. I would watch anything that was playing there. I remember the first thing I saw at Ka’ahumanu… it was this movie called Innerspace. It was basically about this tiny spaceship that is floating around inside this human body. That was one of the first movies that was permanently assigned to my brain. I don’t know, that movie opened up something inside my brain, got me so excited about movie making. It was so magical, to watch anything on that movie screen was such a joy for me as a kid.

Q:

Forgive me for being self indulgent here. I gotta ask this. I was an usher at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Mall theater during the summer of 1997. Was there a chance I might have taken your ticket?

A:

Probably! I think there’s a giant chance–1997?

Q: A: Q: A: Q:

Summer of ‘97. I worked there that whole summer.

What came out?

Let’s see… that was The Lost World, The Fifth Element, Breakdown and Contact.

Oh yeah. You must’ve taken my ticket.

Yeah, it’s a small island. Let me ask you the Barbara Walters question, if I can. What was your childhood like, growing up in Haiku?

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There’s six of us kids and we lived out at the end of a dirt road right, next to a pineapple field. I was the second oldest, three boys, two girls. I was a pretty normal, Snicker-less, heightened boy, riding my BMX bike everywhere, spent a ton of time outside. My parents were mainly jaded, not very encouraging, actually discouraging about watching TV. They just kept us outside all the time.

It also allowed us, forced us, to be more creative and create our own entertainment.

I spent a lot of my childhood putting on skits with my siblings and performing for my parents. We’d put on plays and perform martial arts routines. Then, once my Grandma and Grandpa got this VHS camcorder, it was all over. We just used that to make movies.

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What was the first short film you ever made?

One of the first ones we did was called Black McFry, which starred my little brother, Brooke. About an evil magician named Black McFry who went around frying people’s butts. That was when we were really into the old disappearing trick, when you stop the video camera and you make the people vanish, then start it again, they reappear. That was our special effects.

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It sounds like a franchise to me.

Maybe one day.

Onto Short Term 12. So many people have not seen the short film on which it’s based yet. Where can we go to see the short film and will it be a DVD extra on the Short Term 12 DVD/Blu-Ray?

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You know, I’m not sure if they’re going to be adding it to the DVD, but anyone can see the short film now on itunes. Just search itunes and you can get it for like, a buck ninety-nine.

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The individuals who inspired Short Term 12–what did they have to say about the film?

Yeah, that was something I was honestly terrified about, the screening we just had down in San Diego. It had a lot of staff members who worked at the same facility I worked at. One of them was highly involved

in the research process. A lot of the stories I gathered from him made its way into the film.

He also came out a couple of days before we started shooting and we let all of the kid actors ask some questions. He gave them stories of what it was like to work there, stuff like that. It was very influential in their process. Last week was the first time he saw the movie. He gave me a big hug afterwards and told me, “you got it.”That was a huge relief for me.

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That’s wonderful. I want to ask you how you direct your actors. The highest praise I can give your film is that no one ever appeared to be acting. What is your process with directing performers?

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What I found, which will sound like common sense, is something I think anyone can relate to. I found that people perform because they feel most comfortable and that the best creativity blossoms in an environment where they feel the most comfortable and it is safe and free and fun. So, most of my job as a director was trying my best to create that environment. A lot of that had to do with choosing the right people who were not only great actors but also just really nice, lovely, encouraging people to be around.The entire cast came together and was extremely supportive of each other.There wasn’t any kind of competitive nature involved.That safe, fun environment really, really helped, especially with the kids in their performances.They just felt free to try things they never tried before.

They felt the freedom to mess up without fear of someone jumping on them or making them feel stupid.That to me is the main reason why the performances are so good.

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Was there a lot of improvisation on the set?

Once in a while. We didn’t have a luxurious amount of time to explore things. Most of the scenes are pretty close to the screenplay. The way I try to direct is to loosen up the shooting as much as possible, to make it feel like it’s happening, as much as possible. I’m never concerned about the actors saying the exact words on the page. I’m not like the Coen brothers. I’m much more concerned about creating the scene and making it authentic.

Q: A:

Brie Larson is remarkable in the film. How did you come to casting her?

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I’d never ask a director to “explain” his film. But in the final scene, which contains an image that has become the film’s poster, is there symbolism there we should be considering?

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What do you think? It’s up to you!

It’s up the viewer.

Are you interested in making movies about Hawaii?

Yeah, totally. That would be the dream. I’m not sure when but hopefully...not the next movie, but the next-next one.

Q: A:

What was the Maui Film Festival experience like for you?

I can’t tell you how special that was to screen it at home. It was lovely.

I saw all these familiar faces. It was wonderful and the response was incredible. I was really excited to come back to Maui and reconnect with the people who’ve influenced my life. My upbringing and grounding, going to school at Kalama, Maui High and MCC, I had wonderful mentors. My home in the middle of the Pacific Ocean is outside this industry. People here care about who you are and how you treat others.

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Now that you’ve had this breakthrough success, are your friends pitching you movie ideas daily?

Thank God, no! My friends don’t really care. That’s my saving grace.

Any advice for that kid growing up in Hawaii, who’s sitting in their living room right now, watching a movie and wondering how they can be a part of that and become a filmmaker?

A:

I’d tell that kid, to not stress out with any of that. Concentrate on being okay with who you are. Let all the good things happen. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

Brie was someone I was especially interested in, very excited about. I watched all of the things she had been in back-to-back. It was exciting to see her transform and fall completely into her characters. Even in small roles in movies, she always seemed like a completely different person. Whether she’s doing comedy or drama, she has the gift to perform from her gut, you know? Always seems like the words coming from her mouth are just happening, as opposed to something she memorized the night before. Those things were really exciting for me. The most exciting thing was, we had a video conference before we made the movie, talking about the character, about the world, and she’s so passionate, smart. She really understood Grace and what I was going for. She also had her own interpretations, which were equally as inspiring and exciting for me.

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always feel a little pity for people who don’t eat seafood. But then my selfish side takes over and I think, “Good–more for me.” My latest passion for crab has been fueled by two spots on the Westside that are doing two completely different preparations on the crustacean. Of course, it helps that Dungeness and snow crab are not mercury-saturated or over-fished.

LuLu’s Lahaina started doing a seafood and crab fest back in June–one where you dig in and get your hands dirty. They call it LuLu’s Crab Shack. Over at the Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Villas’ Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, the all-you-can-eat crab fest happens on Wednesday nights, allowing you to crack crab legs to your heart’s content.

Dungeness crab hail from the Pacific Northwest, but San Francisco’s Fisherman’s Wharf made them famous.

I love wandering around the Wharf watching the open markets sling crab, crab po’boys on sourdough and fresh Dungeness legs. Ron Panzo at LuLu’s has a hook-up with the crab fisheries of San Francisco for his Crab Shack.

“When I decided I wanted to do crab, I hoped on a flight and headed directly to the Wharf,” says Panzo. “The fisherman at

Pezzolo’s at Pier 45 I work with had me taste, showed me what they do, and I was sold. Our crab gets on a plane and flies out the same day. It’s so fresh. You can really taste this beautiful seafood from the Pacific Northwest right here.”

Panzo adds a Cajun twist to the crab by seasoning the crab in a flavorful sauce. It’s refreshing to see something more creative than drawn butter.

I brought my niece, a professional crab leg eater, and we ordered the Punalu’u Bambucha Bucket. That’s two and a half pounds of steamed Dungeness crab, deep ocean prawns, Manila clams, linguica (LuLu’s gourmet Mauimade Portuguese sausage), grilled corn on the cob and garlic bread.

Ordering from the Crab Shack menu means your table gets covered in thick butcher paper, which ends up becoming your plate. We doodled with crayons while we waited (I also sipped a LuLu’s signature Mai Tai, which was served in a pineapple with Bacardi Oakheart spiced rum and topped with pineapple sea foam).

When the bucket arrived, Panzo showed us that the best way to eat it is to dump the contents onto the table, then grab our crab cracking utensils and go.

There is some dirty work, but it’s like finding treasure once you expose tender bits of crab flesh. There are no forks or plates–it’s your hands, the table and no shame. Revel in the primal eating event.

My niece definitely got the award for eating the most crab. What I loved is that they steamed the crab whole–no half backing or chopping. I’ve never seen the carapace of a whole Dungeness, and was delighted to find that they’re gloriously full of crab meat. I concentrated on one giant crab, pulling sweet lumps of steamed crab meat from beneath the underbelly shell, while my niece took down leg after leg.

In between bites, we shelled prawns and dug meat from clams, then supped it all up with garlic bread dunked in the sauce.

The special recipe sauce can be messy, but the flavors are unique and part of the experience. LuLu’s Crab Shack menu also offered some fall-off-the-bone pork ribs, which you can add to your orders with crab, prawns and clams sold by weight. Sides like fries, rings, cole slaw and baked potato complete the Cajun and southern influence, but Panzo said the special sauce recipe is actually from Uncle on the Big Island.

LuLu’s has huge menu for big appetites, and we couldn’t leave without satisfying a sweet tooth. They offer fun desserts like Charlie Brown’s Waffle Hula Sunday, Bananas Foster and haupia cream malasadas.

The toasted waffle with a huge stack of scooped ice cream, caramel and chocolate sauce and is topped with Oreo cookie crumbs and mac nuts. It was one of the best sundaes we’ve indulged in.

For those looking for a crab meal that includes plates, the Westin’s Ocean Pool Bar and Grill Crab Fest Wednesday nights are plush. They’ve got a buffet style setup with perfectly steamed crab legs and plenty of fix-ins. Start with some of their mixology–the Raspberry Smash is a surprisingly divine muddle of Dewars and fresh berries. The beautiful poolside sunsets visible from their al fresco dining room aren’t bad either.

At the buffet, I couldn’t get over their great warm butter spigot. A stack of ramekins are at the ready to catch however much butter you need. The butter resides in a professional coffee urn held at the perfect melt, and is poured with the flick of a finger.

But all that butter would be nothing without those legs. They serve snow crab from chilly Alaskan waters–the kind that you see getting caught on Discovery Chan-

nel’s Deadliest Catch–and Dungeness crab legs. They are steamed and served in chafing dishes at the buffet, which also offers fried chicken, potato salad and Maui corn. There’s green salad and savory garlic bread, too.

Sous Chef Alvin Savella teams up with Executive Chef Francois Milliet for the concepts at Ocean Pool Bar that also include an Upcountry barbecue night and a prime rib night. They have live music Fridays and Saturdays and happy hour 3-5pm daily.

Savella loves to incorporate pineapple into his menus, and it’s a highlight on the dessert menu for Crab Fest, too.

“When it comes to pineapples, I simply enjoy them because they are refreshingly juicy and have a good balance of sweetness and tartness,” says Savella.”Growing up in Hawaii, pineapple was one of the fruits that you will find often in my home. I remember my mom and grandma making dinner for us when we were kids and for dessert, we would usually have fresh fruit.

Pineapples happened to be one of those fruits that we would consider ‘dessert.’

Pineapples always bring back childhood memories when I enjoyed sharing the fruit with school friends on a warm Hawaiian day or sprinkling li hing mui powder on them and eating it out of a zip lock bag.

This Pineapple Carpaccio dessert you’ll find at Ocean Pool Bar & Grill is a childhood inspiration that I’ve designed and kept it simple, fresh and sustainable.”

Playing tourist is also easy at the Villas because they welcome residents with free and easy guest parking. Just park next to the South Tower and head in through the lobby; the Ocean Pool Bar will be to your left. Keep in mind though that reservations are required: call 808-667-3254 for more info.■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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his Thursday Leon Russell will bring down the house at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center.

“I have yet to meet Leon, but am looking forward to it,” said local musician Randall Rospond, who’s opening for Russell. “He’s been an inspiration and hero from my high school years. Seeing him in that top hat and ‘Holy Trinity’ tank top–a classic Rock ‘n Roll image–when he was musical director during Joe Cocker’s Mad Dogs and Englishmen tour is a haunting visual of Rock ‘n Roll style if there ever was one. I had a home-burned cassette of his greatest hits that I totally burned out from overplay. That unique voice and southern sound–I was fascinated with all things southern when I was young, and he totally had the vibe. I remember being thrilled at how raw his vocals were. This was the early and mid-’70s, so there was so much mystery in all of his sound, attitude and visual image. I was 16 in 1976 and Leon was from outer space compared to my suburban Toronto upbringing.”

Here are 10 things I learned about Russell:

Winwood, and groups such as Delaney & Bonnie and Friends, The Monkees, The Astronauts, The Accents, The Fencemen, The Ventures, The Beach Boys, The Byrds, Jan & Dean, Gary Lewis & The Playboys, Paul Revere & The Raiders, The Rolling Stones, The Ronettes, The Crystals, The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, The Everly Brothers, The Righteous Brothers and The Flying Burrito Brothers, among others.

4. He has 35 records on his own discography. His first pop hit was the song “Tightrope” from his album Carnie that went to number two in 1972.

5. In 2010 he recorded an album with Elton John called The Union. The song “If It Wasn’t for Bad” off that album was nominated for a Grammy.

6. His official website (Leonrussellrecords. com) sucks, but it was there that I discovered the “LeonLifer’s.” Best described by member Steve Burns, “There are hundreds of thousands of Leon Russell fans out there, but we have gone a step further to almost fan-atic.”

My membership is now pending for the LeonLifer’s club that chats about Leon at a Yahoo group page. The Lifers also release eclectic videos about Leon and hire Leon Russell for their own private gatherings. Member Nancy Roloff says “a LeonLifer is someone who has been fortunate enough and lucky enough to have been exposed to Leon, and doesn’t have to be from the 1960’s.”

7. His hit song “A Song for You” was covered by Amy Winehouse, The Carpenters, Ray Charles, Peggy Lee, Willie Nelson, Helen

Reddy, Whitney Houston, Elkie Brooks,Donny Hathaway and Christina Aguilera.

8. Russell lied about his age to get his first job playing in a band at a Tulsa nightclub. At the time, he was 14. He moved to Los Angeles at 17.

9. Russell has been a prolific musician in the industry for more than 50 years, playing pop, rock, country, blues, piano, folk rock and more. In 2001 he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

10. Russell started growing his beard at the age of four, the same year he started playing piano. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

1. Leon Russell does not have a Twitter account but he’s got 74,331 likes on his Facebook page where fans post messages like this: “Are you still on the Hawaiin [sic] Islands ?? Could’ve sworn I heard you rocking out on Coconut Island tonight!

Couple of locals playing and then you stepped up. Always wanted to meet you.

Went on a trip in 69 listening to your music and it was awesome. Will never forget it. Gosh if you’re at the Hilo Hawaiin [sic], we are in room 820. Please stop by for a cold beer and let me get a photo with you.

I’ve had 15 surgeries and not expected to be on this earth too much longer and to meet you would be one item off my bucket list !! Love and Peace !!”

2. His real name is Claude Russell Bridges. He was born wearing a white top hat and aviator shades in Oklahoma in 1942.

3. As a session musician, Russell has collaborated with musicians like Glen Campbell, Joe Cocker, Willie Nelson, Edgar Winter, George Harrison, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, Ringo Starr, John Lennon, J.J. Cale, David Gates, Bruce Hornsby, Hal Blaine, Tommy Tedesco, Bobby “Boris” Pickett, B.B. King, Freddie King, Bill Wyman, Steve Cropper, Carl Radle, Chuck Blackwell, Don Preston, Jesse Ed Davis, Rita Coolidge, Gram Parsons, Barbra Streisand, Ike & Tina Turner, Ricky Nelson, Herb Alpert, Frank Sinatra, Aretha Franklin, Ann-Margret, Dean Martin, Marvin Gaye, Dave Mason, Steve

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THURSDAY, SEPT. 26 ‘REMEMBER ME THURSDAY’– Here’s a chance to join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) along with local pet adoption agencies and remember the millions of euthanized animals who never enjoyed a proper home. The hope is that people understand the critical need for animal adoption. Whether it’s by pledging a monetary gift, lighting a candle virtually by telling your friends about the cause via social media or providing a home for an animal, every effort counts. For those who would like to pledge, arrive early and take part in a ceremonial “tree of life” memorial. 7pm. Whole Foods, (70 E Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Photo: Deb McGuire ), Hawaiianimalrescue.org. s

DIJERIDU WORKSHOP – This Thursday, a fun and popular topic comes up for discussion at the newly reopened Wailuku Public Library. Join Wes Hada, Maui’s foremost dijeridu performer, for two hours of educational fun as he instructs people how to play the exotic musical instrument. Hada will demonstrate and explain the use of the Australian aboriginal instrument, invite keiki to play and share stories from his years of experience. Keiki five and older are welcome but must be accompanied by an adult. For a sign language interpreter or other special accommodations, please contact the library.

Free. 2:30pm. Wailuku Public Library (251 S High St, Wailuku); 808-243-5766. Photo courtesy Hawaii State Public Library

FRIDAY, FR R ID DAY A , SEPT. SE S E PT. 2 27 K KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY – Kihei Fourth Friday this month will commemorate fall with yet another Maui Friday Town Party. Gail Swanson will m lead le the live entertainment followed by Hot Apple Pie and Maui 8 Track Players.

If you work up an appetite, head over to the food court area which P offers something for everyone. The Keiki/Youth Zone returns with games, bubbles, face painting, DJ Dan Weisman and NE Kine Entertainment Karaoke. Emerald City Trapeze joins the lineup with proceeds benefiting Malama Maui Nui. Free. 6pm. Azeka Shopping Center (South Kihei Road and Pi’ikea Avenue), Mauifridays.com/kihei.

‘LOVE, SEX & THE IRS’ – Maui OnStage presents the popular comedy Love, Sex & The IRS this Friday. Watch jobless musicians John and Leslie when their scheme to evade taxes comes into question. Pretending to be a married couple on paper, Leslie must quickly act and ends up disguising himself as a woman. Watch as the chaos unravels in a classic farce. Show runs Sept. 27-Oct. 6. $17-$28. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays; 3pm Sundays.

Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); iluku); 808-242-6969, 808 242 6969, Mauionstage.com. Photo courtesy Maui ui OnStage

FRIDAY, FRIDAY Y SEPT. SEPT 2 27 FESTIVALS OF ALOHA – Hele Mai to Maui’s annual cultural showcase, the Festivals of Aloha. Celebrate the rich history and culture of Hawaii’s native people through dance, song and ono kau kau. On Friday, you can enjoy family friendly activities at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center from 7pm-9pm. Keiki will get cultural projects, entertainment and “homegrown” activities. Then on Saturday, hele over to the Ritz Carlton Kapalua for the 12th Annual Richard Ho’opi’i Falsetto Contest. Between 6pm-10pm, listen to some of Maui’s most talented song birds compete for a prestigious title ($5 donations). Then pau hana the weekend on Sunday from 9am-5pm with crafters, live entertainment and more at the Festival of Aloha Ho‘olaulea at the Banyan Tree Park. Festivalsofaloha.com.

HULAVILLE FESTIVILLE – Jazz guitarist, live show personality and bandleader eader John Pizzarelli takes to the MACC stage this Friday. Son of famed musician Bucky ky Pizzarelli, John has strummed to the beat of his own guitar. Often compared to the likes kes of Harry Connick Jr., the young musician has had his hands in more than 40 albums. One of his biggest claims to fame is his Dear Mr. Cole album, which is filled with his renditions of Nat King Cole’s popular hits. Pizzarelli will be accompanied by hiss band and the Hot Club of Hulaville. $35, $45, $55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului);808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Wikijazz/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, SATU TU U RD R DAY A , SE SEPT. 28 ISL ISLAND S AN SUMMER JAM – Here’s your chance to hear Pato Banepic 1987 anthem “I do not sniff the coke I only smoke the sinton’s e semilla. semil ” It’ll be at the Lahaina Civic Center, but just for one skanking night nig only. It’s the Island Summer Jam, and it includes Leylani & Kalisi, Malino, An Den featuring Damien Mykal, Josh Tatofi and K Bengali & Kmanu. Big Mike will DJ, too. You can get tickets at all Minit Stop locations, Island hobby locations and 808 Paradise Grill in Lahaina. $35 pre-sale, $40 at the door.

4:30pm Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-4685; 808forlife.com

KOKUA FOR KUPUNA – Here’s your chance to Kokua for Kupuna with Hale Makua Health Services this Saturday. Sit down to a luau dinner and drinks under the moon while enjoying live luau entertainment and a silent auction. Hale Makua’s signature event marks its 25th year and is themed “Living Legacies.” Proceeds from the evening will benefit Hale Makua’s commitment to providing services to residents who otherwise could not afford it. Hale Makua also boasts one of the island’s largest non-governmental employers. $100 per person/ $1,200 table of 10 with premium seating. 5:30pm. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-871-9283, Halemakua.org. Photo courtesy Hale Makua Facebook page

SATURDAY, SEPT. 28 ST. JOHN’S KULA FESTIVAL – Fall is upon us and that means the 31st Annual St. John’s Kula Festival has arrived. Gather your family this Saturday for an Upcountry tradition. Be sure to taste the Portuguese Bean Soup, Maui Cattle Company burgers (made to order), fresh Kula produce, iced coffee and more. Shop local crafters, admire fresh flowers and check out the annual quilt showcase. There will be live music by George Kahumoku, Jr., Joel Katz and Na Leo Lani O Maui Choir, among others. This year, Malama Family Recovery Center and A Cup of Cold Water will be the festival’s recipients. $1 (Under 10 Free) 9am-3pm. St. John’s (8992 Kula Hwy); Stjohnsmaui.org.

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ZEPTEMBER IV – This annual tribute to Led Zeppelin and their fans is a hard rock hard-on for Maui. Emcee Trish Smith will do the introductions and Shawn Michael is the musical director. Highlighted artists included Nils Rosenblad, Halemanu Villiarimo, Chad Kaya, Byron Townsend, Jack Gist, Murray Thorne, Pete Sebastian, Deborah Vial, Caron Barrett, Josh Greenbaum, James Bowersox, Kai Katchadourian and Clive Tucker. The complete lineup includes more than 40 names.

Up your end of summer festival game by bringing lawn chairs and blankets and sit under the stars. Mulligan’s has added special food tents and libations to the bash. Get your tickets early for $25 or $30 at the door. 6-10pm. Mulligan’s (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808874-1131; Facebook.com/zepmaui. Photo: Jessica Pearl

SATURDAY, SEPT. 28 21 SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE MUSEUM DAY – On Saturday, museum-goers across the country are invited to take advantage of Smithsonian Magazine’s Museum Day. Here on Maui, that means you and a friend can get go online to the website below and download a free ticket to the historic Bailey House in Wailuku. Built in 1833, the Bailey House is built on a royal compound. Once a home to a seminary for women, the museum today features Hawaiian artifacts dating back centuries. Smithsonianmag.com/museumdaylive.

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SATURDAY, SEPT. 28

WALK A MILE IN HER SHOES – Women Helping Women and the West Maui Domestic Violence Task Force invite the island’s men to Walk a Mile in Her Shoes. This Saturday, the second annual West Maui march returns in the struggle against domestic violence. Enjoy discounted breakfast and lunch at select locations when you participate. Receive a free T-shirt and get entered for a chance to win various prizes.

Join the cause and end violence one step at a time. $10.

10am-2pm. Whalers Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy), Whwmaui.net. Photo courtesy Women Helping Women

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 2 ‘BROADWAY’S NEXT HIT MUSICAL’ – Buckle your seat belts and enjoy the ride!

Broadway’s Next H!T Musical arrives on the MACC’s Castle Theater stage this Saturday. The variety show takes audience participation to another level. The show blends improv, creativity and award winning talent resulting in completely unique performances. Then the audience nominates song titles for the first act. From there the show is derived from the audience’s favorite song. Experience a show catered to its audience. $12, $28, $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

‘HOT SHOTS’ – October kicks off a new theme at Ambrosia’s Red Carpet Movie Night. This month it’s “military humor” so it’s only natural that the Zucker Brothers’ 1991 comedy Hot Shots will start things off. The parody of Top Gun follows a fighter pilot (a very young Charlie Sheen) and his quest to save a potentially sabotaged mission. Grab free popcorn and take advantage of the Happy Hour prices until 9pm.

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he 1976 Formula One championship remains a memorable season for racing fans, mostly due to the visibly edgy relationship between two of its top competitors. The handsome James Hunt was as reckless and carefree in his life as he was taking daredevil turns on the racetrack. He won victories for his ability behind a steering wheel and headlines for his flagrant womanizing.

His nemesis on the racetrack, the Austrian Niki Lauda, was a cunning opponent with enormous skill on the racetrack but a cold, detached approach to life. In Ron Howard’s Rush, one of his best films in some time, we become deeply immersed in the ongoing game of one-upmanship between the two drivers, even as they remain most unlikable egomaniacs.

Chris Hemsworth plays Hunt as a flamboyant champion keener on showmanship than whether he lives to the end of

each race. We see Hunt vomiting before each of his races, which his teammates declare “good luck,” but may be Hunt’s awareness of his mortality. We believe him as he makes carefree declarations about not fearing death while moving at speeds up to 150 miles per hour. Lauda, played

by Daniel Bruhl, immediately takes a dislike to Hunt, who is not only taking all of his acclaim and trophies but most of the available women in Europe.

While Bruhl gives a good performance, the adversity angle doesn’t entirely come across, as Lauda is portrayed as more of a heartless villain than a worthy rival.

Initially, both leads are playing unlikable, egotistical jerks, but we finally see the lost boy beneath Hunt’s shiny façade. As portrayed by Bruhl, Lauda is amusing but he comes across as a one-note adversary.

Rather than noting the contrasts between the two men, we root for the engaging Hunt by default, as he at least knows how to have a good time.

Lauda comes off as something of a sociopath, which makes rooting against him too easy. We should have been in his corner more.

The late Tony Scott’s thrilling but far

Do I still have time to go to the bathroom?

sillier Days of Thunder is still the best film about racing and taps into the insane mindset that drivers put themselves into.

Still, Howard is an underrated action movie director and he delivers on capturing the excitement of being behind the wheel of a car that, with just a few inches off the mark, could go careening out of control. Howard may never top the astonishing spectacle of his Oklahoma Land Rush reenactment in Far and Away but his thorough recreation of the 1970’s racing world is persuasive, though CGI fire is still a poor substitute for the real thing.

The third act is the strongest, as Hunt and Lauda’s relationship has transformed dramatically and the stakes for both on the racetrack are greater. With Hanz Zimmer’s roaring score, the crisp editing and the whoosh of the cars speeding across

the screen, the film builds to a finish both emotionally charged and holdonto-your-seat exciting.

Thor made Hemsworth a star but this is his arrival as an actor. Hunt is his most layered, enjoyable turn to date. The lovely Alexandra Maria Lara has a few sassy introductory scenes before getting stuck playing Lauda’s long suffering spouse.

Ditto Olivia Wilde as Hunt’s girlfriend.

Many scenes are filmed in a dark blue color hue that makes many scenes appear overcast. I grew accustomed to this, even as it proved an unnecessary touch. While based on a true story, the screenplay relies on racing movie clichés that were old even before Talladega Nights lampooned them. Still, if you’ve got the need for speed, this is one of the best films of its type. Howard’s latest is a fast, sexy ride.■

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 -PGFRI-SUN 10:40, 12:45, 2:50, 4:55, 7:00, 9:05.

MON-THU 12:45, 2:50, 4:55, 7:00, 9:05. FRITHUR 11:40 1:45 3:50 5:55 8:00 10:05 Rush-R- FRI-WED 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:10 9:40 Ekstra-PG-THU 12:00, 2:30, 5:00 Insidious: Chapter 2-PG13-THU 10:50, 11:50, 1:40, 2:40, 4:30, 5:30, 7:05, 8:05, 9:30, 10:30. FRI-THU 12:35 2:50 5:05 7:30 9:45 Short Term 12-R-THU 10:45, 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. FRI-THU 12:50 3:00 5:10 7:20 9:30 The Family-PG13-THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:30, 2:30, 4:00, 5:00, 7:15, 9:45. FRI-WED 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45 The Grandmaster-PG13-THU 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:10, 9:40. FRI-WED 7:30, 10:00.

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Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK BAGGAGE CLAIM - PG13 - Comedy - Montana will not be the oldest woman in her family to get married, so she travels 30,000 miles to convince some guy to marry her. 96 min.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 - PG - Animation - Flint Lockwood must leave his job when he learns that his infernal machine is still producing weird and dangerous animal-food hybrids. 95 min.

space and the poors live on Earth, and he has to bust heads in a high-tech suit for some reason. 109 min.

THE FAMILY - R - Action/Comedy - A mob family relocates to France as part of the witness protection program and has trouble fitting in. Stars Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro. 111 min.

THE GRANDMASTER - PG-13 - Action - Chinese film based on the story of Ip Man, the martial arts guy who trained Bruce Lee. 108 min.

as Riddick (originally from Pitch Black) in this tale of alien predators, vicious mercenaries and brutal revenge for one thing or another. Also stars Karl Urban and that blonde chick from Battlestar Galactica. 119 min.

SHORT TERM 12 - R - Drama/Comedy - A semihumorous take on what young teens at a foster care center go through. Directed by Maui native Destin Cretton. See this week’s cover story 96 min.

INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2 - PG13 - Horror The wacky Lambert family is back at it, trying to figure out why they’re connected to the scary spirit world. 105 min.

THE SMURFS 2 - G - Animation - Gargamel (voiced by Hank Azaria) captures Smurfette (Katy Perry) so he can start turning Naughties into Smurfs. 105 min.

LEE DANIELS’ THE BUTLER - PG-13 - Drama - All of Hollywood (including Oprah!) stars in this look at the life of a White House butler. 132 min.

THE SPECTACULAR NOW - R - Romance/Comedy - Some partying high school senior’s life changes when he meets a sci-fi-reading nice girl. 95 min.

TURBO - PG - Animation - An accident gives a garden snail his big chance to win the Indy 500. 96 min.

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THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES - PG-13 - Action - After her mom disappears, a New York teenage girl learns she must join a secret band of warriors and battle demons, vampires and other more or less typical New Yorkers. 130 min.

2 GUNS - R - Action/Comedy - An undercover DEA agent and naval intelligence officer unwittingly join forces after failing to infiltrate a drug cartel. Stars Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. 109 min.

PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS PG - Family/Adventure - The son of Poseidon and friends travel to the Sea of Monsters to find the Golden Fleece and save their home. 106 min.

DON JON - R - Comedy/Drama - Some New Jersey guy who watches a lot of porn decides to find out what true love actually means. 90 min.

RUSH - R - Action/Drama - Ron Howard directs this take on the real-life, real tense rivalry between 1970s Formula One drivers James Hunt and Niki Lauda. See this week’s film critique. 123 min.

BATTLE OF THE YEAR - PG13 - Dancing - Do you like movies about dancing, dancers and noholds-barred dancing competitions? Then you’ll enjoy this movie. 109 min.

ELYSIUM - R - Action/Sci-fi - Matt Damon stars in this dystopian take on a future where rich people live in

PLANES - PG - Animation - If liked Disney’s Cars (both pictures), then you’ll love this one, also from Disney. 92 min.

PRISONERS - R - Crime/Thriller - A desperate father tries to find his missing daughter. 146 min.

RIDDICK - R - Action/Sci-Fi - Vin Diesel is back

THE WORLD’S END - R - Action/Comedy Five friends on a pub crawl learn they must save the world. 109 min.

LAST CHANCE EKSTRA - NR - Drama/Comedy - A woman who works as an extra on a soap opera dreams of finding her big break. 111 min.

WE’RE THE MILLERS - R - Comedy - A marijuana dealer creates a fake family so he bring a large supply of pot from Mexico into the U.S. Sure, why not.

Stars Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis. 110 min.

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By Jen Russo

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS

LEON RUSSELL - Thu, Sep 26. See This Week’s Picks, pg. 17 KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri, Sep 27. See This Week’s Picks, pg. 17 AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL - Fri, Sep 27. Hawaiian comedian Augie T brings his popular local humor to Maui’s stage. $20/ $35 meet-and-greet.

7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 HULAVILLE FESTIVILLE - Fri, Sep 27. See This Week’s Picks, pg. 17 12TH ANNUAL RICHARD HO‘OPI‘I FALSETTO CONTEST - Sat, Sep 28. The Festivals of Aloha presents this prestigious title for Maui’s talented singers. $5 donation. 6pm RitzCarlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Ritzcarlton.com ISLAND SUMMER JAM WITH PATO BANTON AND ALEX MARLEY - Sat, Sep. 28. Epic Lahaina Civic Center Show! Opening acts by Leylani & Kalisi, Malino, An Den featuring Damien Mykal, Josh Tatofi, Bengali & Kmanu, Big Mike DJ’s. Beer Garden. Tickets can be bought at all Minit Stop locations, Island hobby locations and 808 Paradise Grill in Lahaina. $35 pre-sale $40 at the door.

4:30pm Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-4685; 808forlife.com

SEPT 27 4TH FRIDAY KIHEI TOWN PARTY PARTY

SEPT 28 WILLIE K’S BLUES BAND 9PM • $10

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BROADWAY’S NEXT HIT MUSICAL - Sat, Sep 28. From NYC comes the original award-winning improv musical comedy show. It’s energetic, creative, and funny! The improv is left up to the audience who decides what goes into the show by making up song titles for the off-the-cuff musical numbers in Act One. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of improv at it’s finest! $12-$35. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 ZEPTEMBER IV - Sat, Sep 28. See This Week’s Picks, pg. 17 FESTIVAL OF ALOHA HO’OLAULEA - Sun, Sep 29. See This Week’s Picks, pg. 17

STAGE

BENISE - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new Musical event comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; Mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore. What ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com YOU GOT IT! - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It!, starring award winning artist John Stephan.

You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits like the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125 (Kama‘aina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; Mauitheatre.com LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS - Every Sun, Fri & Sat. This popular stage comedy tells the story of two work musicians, John (Jim Oxborrow) and Leslie (Tom Althouse), who cheat on their taxes by pretending to be a married couple. Leslie disguises himself as a woman when the IRS begins investigating the “couple.” Enjoy the laughs, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $17$28. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

FOODIE

CAFE MAMBO MAKENA BEACH RESORT GIVEAWAY - Daily. During the months of September and October, customers can drop by Cafe Mambo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and give their email to take part in a draw for a three-day stay at Makena Beach Resort. Cafe Mambo, (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com HALE MAHAOLU’S CHICKEN HEKKA FUNDRAISER - Tue, Sep 24. Support your community and grab some grub at the 22nd Annual Hale Mahaolu Fundraising Event. $8. 9:30-11:30am Hale Mahaolu Akahi, (33 W Wakea Ave., Kahului); 808-872-4170 ‘SEED TO CUP’ COFFEE FESTIVAL - Tue, Sep 24. Join other coffee lovers at the sixth annual Coffee Festival and Bicentennial Celebration. Growers and roasters will share info about coffee growing, harvesting, processing, roasting and brewing. Festivities include live music, guest speakers, a silent auction, coffee samples, a recipe contest and more. The Maui Culinary Academy will have coffee infused and inspired food available for purchase. Free. 12-5pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-280-1623; Maui.hawaii.edu LANAI PINEAPPLE FESTIVAL - Tue, Sep 24.

Enjoy live music, activities, crafts, food and fireworks celebrating the 75th Anniversary of Dole Park. Free. 3-9pm Dole Park, (Fraser Ave., Lanai City); Lanaipineapplefestival.com CLASS ACT DINING - Every Wed & Fri. UH Maui Culinary Academy students are back in the kitchen, cooking up four-course menus with flavor influences from around the world. Fall session will feature menus based on cuisine from America, Morocco, Italy and France. Visit their website for a complete menu list. Reservations required. $29-$36. 11am12:30pm UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Mauiculinary.com JAPANESE BEER PAIRING DINNER - Daily (except Tue & Wed). Enjoy a unique pairing of Japanese beers and fresh local sushi. The hops aroma, sweet and tangy flavor of Japanese beer makes it a fresh summer brew that accents the simplicity of sashimi. $65. 5:30-9pm Kai Sushi Restaurant, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200

Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com MOUTH WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Sep 30. Try free samples of what’s in season, new or has the staff excited each week. Free. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com/maui BUZZ’S IS BACK! - Daily. Buzz’s Wharf re-open their doors with a banging KAMA’AINA OCTOBER deal for a whole month of kama‘aina discounts after their September siesta. Lunch and dinner menus will be 25 percent off for all kama‘aina throughout the month of October 2013. Guests must bring a valid Hawaii ID to receive this discount. Buzz’s Wharf, (390 Ma‘alaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426; Buzzswharf.com

ART

IAO ART NITE - Tue, Oct 1. Meet and Greet with artists. Bring a friend. 6pm Uptown Gallery, (2080 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-5034 TAKEN BY WONDER EXHIBIT - Daily (except Mon). Wes Bruce, the MACC’s first artist-in-residence, will create a structural installation within the Schaefer International Gallery titled “Taken by Wonder.” The enduring concept is centralized around the fictional research space of a group of outsiders and the discovery of their existence on an unknown island. Visitors will be free to explore the caverns and chambers of the space, finding artifacts, maps, and remnants of world civilizations, photographs, field samples, illustrations and writings. Free. 11am-5pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); Mauiarts.org JURIED ART EXHIBIT - Daily. Local Maui artist showcase Maui Nui’s native species and those who protect them. The Malama Wao Akua exhibition works to raise awareness of the importance of our native ecosystem. Free. 10am-6pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com ARTIST IN THE EASEL - Daily (except Sun & Tue). Currently featuring Belinda Leigh (Mondays).

Daryl Millard, winner of the 2011 Lahaina Action Town Committee annual art contest (Wednesdays & Saturdays). Davo, local pop artist (Thursdays & Fridays). Free. 5-9pm Gallerie 505, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3537; Gallerie505.com

THIRSTY THURSDAY - Thu, Sep 26. Botero Bar wants to quench your thirst for something new with their weekly tastings. This month features Tito’s Handmade Vodka. Sample three mixed Tito drinks with pupus while listening to live entertainment. If you’re still hungry, get 20 percent off food from the bistro during the tasting. $20. 6-9pm Botero Bar & Lounge, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com/resort-dining

LIFE DRAWING SESSIONS - Wed, Oct 2.

Swing by the studio for a relaxed evening of life drawing. Sketch or paint the model in an open studio setting, there is no instructor and no pressure. Bring your own supplies, charcoal pencils and a large newsprint paper sketch pad suggested. Near Star Noodle in Emerald Plaza. $20 Kama’aina/ $25 visitor. 6:30-8pm Magenta Blvd Art Studios, (142 Kupuohi St. F3., Lahaina); 808280-1390; Magentablvd.com/art-classes

PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND - Every Sun & Sat. Pizza takes the spotlight every weekend at Whole Foods. Every Saturday enjoy $10 whole pizzas; on Sundays buy a Take & Bake Pizza and get the second one for free. Free. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-8723310; Wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Fri, Sep 27. Mixed media artist Richard Digiacomo is a nationally acclaimed artist, who has recently put his passion into the new art of metal fusion. Browse his colorfully etched aluminum art every Friday in September. Free. 4-6pm Maui Hands, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Sep 28. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-4796; Maui.hyatt.com

ROB DECAMP - Fri, Sep 27. Award winning photographer Rob DeCamp focuses his art on his true passion, the beauty of Hawaii. Free. 4:307:30pm Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St. Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Sep 29. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early–the laulau special is first come, first served and does sell out.

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Chala & Friends 9:30pm; $10 cover

Uncle Willie K. 9pm; $10 cover

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment 9pm; no cover

4th Fri w DJ Blast

Mango Pickers / DJ Blast

NFL AM / Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Big John 10pm; no cover

Jordan 7pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron / Service Industry Night

MON - Football 2:30pm / TUE - Johnny Ringo, 9pm / WED - happy hump day

Avi & Indio 6:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

Dr. Nat Duo 6:30pm; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm; no cover

Rootz n Creation 9pm; no cover

Karaoke 8pm; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; (no covers)

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

KARAOKE WITH DAVE - Wed, Oct 2. No cover.

10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH DUDLEY - Thu, Sep 26 and Sat, Sep 28. Stopwatch’s new karaoke host. No Cover. 9pm Stopwatch Sports Bar & Grill, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; Kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Sun, Sep 29.

Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

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CHARMAINE CLAMOR - Thu, Oct 10. Renowned jazzipino vocalist Charmaine Clamor brings a blend of traditional Filipino folk and American jazz and blues to the stage. Her smooth vocals help her tell a story with every song she sings. $12-$42. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 KEB’ MO’ - Fri, Oct 18. Get ready for a solo acoustic performance by three-time American Grammy Award-winning blues musician, Keb’ Mo’, who has been described as “a living link to the seminal Delta blues that travelled up the Mississippi River and across the expanse of America.” His genre-blending artfulness, intuitive lyrics, unique guitar style, distinctive voice, and magnetic charisma on stage have garnered a tremendously loyal fan base, and the significant honor of being called ‘a musician’s musician.’. $35, $45, $65. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); Mauiarts.org NNEENA FREELON - Thu, Oct 24. Six-time Grammy Award-nominee, Nneena Freelon possesses much of Sarah Vaughan’s ample range, Nancy Wil-

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

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MON - DJ Blast 10pm; TUES - DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

CASANOVA CHARLEY’S

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Free Karaoke 10pm; no cover

son’s beguiling charm and Marilyn Maye’s impeccable craftsmanship. $12, $32, $42. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); Mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, SEP 26 HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES PRESENTS JOSHUA KAHULA - Accomplished musician Joshua Kahula will bring Hawaiian music to life under the stars. Bring seating and a friend. Free.

6-7:30pm Baldwin Home Museum, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808- 661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org/baldwin.html CANDLE LIGHTING FOR ORPHAN PETS Hawaiian Animal Rescue Foundation is partnering with Whole Foods, bringing animal lovers together to shine a light on orphaned pets. Around the world, lights will be shined on this day to remember pets that lost their lives without finding a loving home. Free. 7pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-876-0022; Wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

FRIDAY, SEP 27 ENVIRONMENT ART EXHIBIT OPENING - The annual Malama Wao Akua exhibit works together with local artist to raise awareness of Maui’s native ecosystems, their beauty and importance. Visit the exhibit opening night, stay for blessings, live Hawaiian music and awards ceremony honoring those who protect Maui Nui’s native species. Free. 4pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com ANNIVERSARY TRUNK SHOW - Perfection, Maui’s bra fitting salon, is celebrating one year in Wailuku with a trunk show, and reception on Friday night 5:30-7:30pm. Special guest Panache rep will be in attendance. Look, touch and try on at this fall undergarment extravaganza. Giveaways and gifts with purchase. Perfection, (55 N. Church St., Wailuku); 808-269-4437; Perfectionbrafitting.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best. Free. 11:30am-1:30pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MAUI YOGA SHALA 4TH FRIDAY FESTIVAL - Festival features music and movement kicking off at 4:30pm with an outdoor yoga class followed by Dance and Yoga demos and a Fashion Show at 7pm.

Don’t miss live music and DJs, local organic foods and crafts and keiki playzone. $10. 4-11pm Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); Maui-yoga.com KAMA’AINA NIGHTS CONCERT: FESTIVALS OF ALOHA - Festivals of Aloha kick off this free monthly concert for September. Showcasing cultural entertainers, crafters in center court, food/product sampling and prize giveaways.

Free. 7-9pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com DIVAS NIGHT OUT - Maui’s most elegant and well known spa hosts an evening of mini spa treatments with special gift giveaways, food and pampering the last Friday of every month. This exclusive spa-rty includes access to Spa Grande’s Hydrotherapy Terme Circuit. Don’t forget your bathing suits!. $65 per diva. $25 per little diva (ages 6-12). 7:30-10pm Spa Grande at Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 ext 4949; Grandwailea.com

SATURDAY, SEP 28 ST. JOHN’S KULA FESTIVAL - Scoop up delicious foods at this annual Kula community event that will have a special appearance by George Kahumoku Jr. and other live entertainment plus a quilt show, crafters, auction, and kids games for a super fun day at the beautiful Episcopal Church grounds that will benefit local nonprofits. $1 admission. 9am-4pm St. John’s Episcopal Church, (8992 Kula Hwy., Kula) KOKUA FOR KUPUNA - LEGACY OF CARING BENEFIT DINNER - Hale Makua Health Services invites you to celebrate Living Legacies

MON - Dave Carroll, 7:30pm / TUE - NEVA, 7:30pm/ WED - Justin Phillips, 7:30pm

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - NEVA, 7:30-10pm MON - Football / TUE & WED - Pool League, 6pm; no cover

by recognizing individuals and businesses in our community who have supported the caregiving service. Live hula, fire dancing, luau dinner and a silent auction will benefit the Hale Makua LongTerm Care residents who can’t afford the cost of nursing home care. $100 per person/ $1200 per table (seats 10). 5:30pm Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa, (3700 Wailea Alanui); 808-9226611; Halemakua.org; deniset@halemakua.org PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; Hawaiianimalrescue.org

SUNDAY, SEP 29 PEGGY SUE’S 17TH ANNUAL CAR SHOW - Cruise to Peggy Sue’s and show off or check out Maui’s classic cars. Registration: 11am-noon.

Show begins at noon. Cars must be 30 years+.

Free. 12-4pm Peggy Sue’s, (S. Kihei Rd.); Mauicarshows.com; alex@mauicarshows.com POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform centerstage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com CAT SPAY AND NEUTER CLINIC - Maui SPCA is hosting an all day discounted spay and neuter clinic for our feline friends. Save lives and prevent overpopulation by spaying and neutering your pets. Call for more info. 8am-4pm Salty Dog Grooming, (313 N. Market St, Wailuku); 808280-0738; Spcamaui.org; info@spcamaui.org FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8711307; Mauimall.com FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Mel Arausa 7pm - close; no cover

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WED - Karaoke Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Mark Smeltzer/ TUE- Cole Sulenta WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 8:15-10:15; no cover

Scott Freeman & Co. 8:30pm; no cover

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Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Live Music Kaliko’s Way 10:30pm; no cover

Pool Tournament 7pm; no cover

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

TOLO 10:30pm; $5 cover

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DJ BEN 10pm; no cover Ekolu, Malino, Homestead 9:30pm; $15 cover

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

WED - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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Trish da Dish Pub Quiz 9pm; no cover

Stay Eazy 7pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Closed TUE - Closed WED - Willie K Dinner Show 7pm; $65

PARADISE GRILL (MELLOS)

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Club Night w/ DJ 10pm-1:30am; no cover

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MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Paradise w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm; (no covers)

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

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CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artist wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you!.

Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; Emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Mauipride.org

MONDAY, SEP 30 CLIFF DIVERS - Experience the thrill with your feet firmly on the ground! Watch experienced cliff divers take the plunge off Ka‘anapali’s famous Black Rock. Free. 6-8pm Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hipster style performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, OCT 1 BINGO SUNDAY AT MAUI MALL - Free community Bingo hour. 12-1pm Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

WEDNESDAY, OCT 2 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop 10am7pm. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd #5); 808-8740068; Southmauibicycles.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter.

6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Court-

yard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; Theshopsatwailea.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:3010pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Sun, Kaliko’s Way 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Thu, Kaliko’s Way 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Happy Hour 3-6pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm; Thu, Scott & Nara of Crazy FIngers 6:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 6:30pm. (744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:308:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7pm; Mon, Mark Smeltzer 7pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Sun, TWO CATS Jazz Music 7-10pm. (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Ka‘anapali); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

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But it could be worse; at least you have this warning, so you can stock up on good music, refreshments, and best of all, a companion to keep you entertained while you’re trapped in the stop-and-go. You also have this scant consolation: Once you’ve cleared the gridlock you’ll have nothing but open highway for at least three weeks, and best of all—no speed limit.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Einstein once said, “You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.” That’s the kind of in-depth knowledge you’ll need to cultivate if you hope to make it through the week unscathed. You can’t be satisfied with simply scratching the surface; you’ve got to plumb deeply enough to know how things work from the inside out. This applies to everything in your life that you’re the least bit interested in, from the mechanics of your car engine to the inner workings of your lover’s soul. If you have any doubt about the thoroughness of your comprehension, ask yourself if you could make Grandma get it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You’ve had great chances to show off your kindness, generosity, and compassion recently. I’m quite impressed and, truth be told, a little turned on. You’ve made it quite clear that you’re willing to dig deep, and appreciate beauty that’s blemished, and complicated people, and messiness of all kinds. This week you’ll have many opportunities to blow us all away with even more unprecedented displays of messy emotion, like foolhardy passion, ridiculous munificence, and the bigheartedness and open arms of a lusty saint. Rise to these occasions, as you’re more than capable of, and you’ll not only make the Hero Worship lists of at least three new people, you’ll probably get laid, too.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) The mirror you’re looking at is more valuable than you think. Unlike conventional mirrors, this one shows you your own best potential. Believe in it. It tells no lies—only you could make it a liar, if you choose, by deliberately thwarting its beautiful vision. That’s what I’m worried about; there’s a tiny part of you that is just perverse enough to screw things up just to see what’d happen.

Don’t do that, Capricorn. You’re fortunate enough to find someone who has faith in your greatness, latent or actual. Don’t break that mirror. It’s bad luck.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Love is tricky and strange—but how would you know?

Okay, maybe your love life isn’t perfect, but surely you’ve noticed by now that you’re slightly luckier in love than those around you, if you look at the big picture. Be a yenta this week. Whether or not you’re currently romantically entangled, you’ve had an easier time acquiring those entanglements than most of the people you know—many of whom want them much more than you do. Help them out. Give your romantically-challenged friends a leg up, with advice, matchmaking, or just good old-fashioned pimping. Do it to repay the universe for the blessings you’ve received. You owe it one.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) In some ways, you’re as accommodating, tactful, and peace-loving as a Libra; more than anyone, you loathe getting bogged down in petty disagreements. That’s why it’s key this week that you be at your most diplomatic, obliging, and sweet, or risk being mired in niggling debates and needless drama over trivial disputes.

These things don’t matter, but for some reason you’re the only one who thinks so. Eventually, these idiots will come to their senses and quit bugging you about this shit. They may even apologize for doing so. But for now, take the path of least resistance, even if it’s not your ideal route—it’s still better than the emotional traffic you’d find everywhere else.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) During your solo game of emotional musical chairs, timing is paramount. You never know when the mu-

sic will stop, and what mood you’ll end up in. What might annoy you in one moment could tickle your funny bone in the next, or make you cry, or bore you.

This is a good thing. Your role right now is to shake things up (especially yourself) and be a catalyst for change. You can’t do that if everyone’s got you all figured out, and can predict your next ten moves.

Luckily, since even you don’t know how you’ll feel or what you’ll do in five minutes, guessing where you’ll be eleven days from now is impossible. And believe it or not, that limbo full of beautifully chaotic randomness, impulsiveness and limitless possibility is exactly where you need to be.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) The conflicts are piling up. These disturbing discrepancies aren’t caused by differences of opinion, politics, or real-life questions, like, “Who’s gonna get the girl?” They’re caused by timing. You’re trapped in your own version of a badly dubbed kung fu movie, where sound and picture just don’t line up. Working your ass off to make things work and interpret bad translations has helped you squeak by so far without any major mishaps or faux pas. However, the backlog of missed opportunities and slightly botched paperwork has become too cumbersome and messy. Put a few things on hold so you can address the deeper problem you’ve been putting off. If you don’t, you’re likely to suffer a regrettable (especially because it’s preventable) blunder this week that’ll have you kicking yourself for months.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) It’s a confusing time for Geminis, and changing from moment to moment. First you think you’ve got things figured out better than you have in years, and minutes later you decide you’re more lost than you’ve ever been. I don’t envy you, but at times like these you need to dig deep and step up. You can’t be lazy or take the easy way out, and sometimes that means you need the help of your friends. So take their advice when they give it to you. They have pure motives and an ideal perspective. Trust that they know what they’re talking about, would you? They do.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Forget the bullshit about idle hands being the devil’s workshop. I’m more worried about your idle mind, because within it lie the seeds of your own downfall. Left with too much time and energy to spare, your brain is all too capable of creating new and unpredictable forms of self-sabotage. In other words, keep busy this week, and everything will be just fine. Don’t give yourself time to stew and ponder and wonder. Those fruitless activities will just make you miserable, both internally, and externally, and ultimately screw things up, big time.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) What amazing experiments will you get up to this week? You’re Dr. Frankenstein in his lab, about to channel a tremendous bolt of lightning for your own slightly nefarious purposes. Fortunately, the powerful and impressive creature you’re about to waken will be less confused than the doctor’s sad monster was. Once it’s conscious and walking around, you’ll be virtually unstoppable. Just make sure you use your newly awakened might to help others, as well as yourself, or the villagers may come after you and your creation with torches and pitchforks.

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