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Hawaii stands at the forefront of a new technological revolution in the field of boat drones, states an Oct. 16 press release from the University of Hawaii.

The release came emailed with plenty of full-color photos of a new experimental boat drone (sorry–“robotic

to its friends) is designed to “map the seafloor in high resolution, photograph critical infrastructure below and above the waterline, detect chemical leaks or spills, and relay real-time video–all at the same time,” according to the Oct. 16 UH press release. It’s a product of one of them “partnerships” in which the public university teams up with private enterprise–in this case, Columbus, Ohio-based Battelle.

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sive, it’s because Osher (and The Maui News) says the Maui PD is projecting a major increase in the crowd–and these days, nothing frightens a police force more than a bunch of people who are having fun.

“Maui police are increasing officer presence during Halloween festivities in Lahaina this year in anticipation of a larger crowd projected at between 30,000 and 35,000–up from the 28,000 revelers who attended last year, officials tell Maui Now. Osher (citing the Maui PD) give two reasons for such a leap in the projected crowd. First, there will be a cruise ship in town on Oct. 31. And second, “The crowd growth is also projected to be larger this year because Halloween falls on a Thursday, which is closer to the weekend, instead of in the middle or beginning of the week, as in years past, said Lt. [Derrick] Lopez.”

Both reasons are highly suspect. As Osher’s police source helpfully notes in her story, the cruise ship “is tentatively scheduled to depart at around 6 p.m.,” which would place it a few miles out to sea by the time the Halloween party really starts up. And secondly, the

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So on my desk right now are two copies of the latest press release from the Maui Police Department (otherwise known as news stories from The Maui News and Maui Now).

Both stories are basically the same, repeating the same fear-mongering from the police about this year’s Halloween festival in Lahaina without any independent reporting or skepticism.

The Maui Now piece, which was posted on Oct. 16 (four days before The Maui News) and written by well-known cop/firefighter booster Wendy Osher, says that the Maui PD will be beefing up their Front Street presence during this year’s Halloween party in Lahaina. That means 140 cops on duty that night, 100 of which will be on Front Street itself, as well as the stationing of a “mobile command vehicle on site.”

Mobile command vehicle? Why not just break out that massive armored truck the PD just bought? If this seems, well, exces-

fact that Halloween falls on a Thursday may, in fact, serve to dampen crowds. In fact, other non-Maui PD sources familiar with Lahaina’s Halloween celebration projects the crowd to be substantially less than the police department’s doomsday figure of 35,000.

“We don’t expect the crowd to be any less than it was last year,” Lynn Donovan, the Lahaina Town Action Committee executive director, told me on Oct. 18.

“Maybe 30,000. Somewhat of an increase.

Each year it has increased, so we do expect somewhat of an increase. It’s hard to guess because it’s falling on a Thursday.”

See, just because Thursday is kind of close to the weekend, that still doesn’t mean it’s a weekend. And that means it’s not likely to see the kinds of crowds that would otherwise appear on a Friday or Saturday.

But even if the Maui PD’s terror number of 35,000 revelers comes to pass, it’s hard to imagine things would get so out of hand as to require such a display of force. Of all of last

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year’s estimated Lahaina Halloween crowd of 28,000, Maui Police Officers made a grand total of 13 arrests. If we scale up the projected crowd to 35,000, it’s entirely possible the cops might end up arresting 16 people.

We’re doomed!

platform”) that the university hopes will “support maritime missions in harbor and port environments.”

To be honest, our first thought upon seeing the above photo and reading the accompanying press release was something along the lines of, “At last! Someone has finally gotten around to building a boat drone that we can use to cruise the coast in front of big homes and take photos and/ or video of all the big celebrities who live there and still lack the protections of the so-called ‘Steven Tyler Act,’ which had it not failed miserably in the most recent state legislative session, would have criminalized exactly that sort of behavior.”

But no. Turns out the new UH drone–the Unmanned Port Security Vessel (UPSV

Overheard “Eh, today, tomorrow–what’s a little schmutz? It won’t kill ya.”

Man at Azeka Makai Center in Kihei, Oct. 18

The emphasis here (at least on the UH side of things) is clearly on innocuous missions like seafloor mapping and detecting chemical spills. See, the university–which put $300,000 into the project– is just trying to keep more precious Maui molasses from Matson Navigation from spilling into Honolulu Harbor. And while this is a laudable goal (of course, getting Matson to pay attention when state inspectors spot leaks might also do the trick), it’s not the totality of the new boat drone’s mission.

“We’re pleased to continue this relationship with the University of Hawaii and believe we can make great advances in maritime security by combining our strengths,” Battelle’s Maritime Systems GM Patricia Gruber said in the news release.

But hey! Building boat drones to handle “maritime security” also means “jobs!”

“As we move to make research one of the pillars of Hawaii’s economy, partnerships with companies like Battelle, one of the largest innovation companies in the nation, will create new opportunities to turn promising research into new companies and create jobs in our state,” said UH Vice President Vassilis Syrmos (who I hope was paid a bonus for each techno-utopian euphemism she was able to cram into a single sentence) in the Oct. 16 press release. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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1. On Oct. 21, the Honolulu Star-Advertiser ran a story about proposed ocean commercial activity rules changes. One current rule is that all commercial sailboat, surfing and canoe instructors and operators in Waikiki and Ka‘anapali pass a written and surfing test. The state is currently a year behind schedule in administering the tests in Waikiki, according to the story. How far behind schedule is it in Ka‘anapali?

A. Also one year.

B. Eighteen months.

C. Two years.

D. Five years.

E. The state has never scheduled any such tests in Ka‘anapali

have GPS devices installed on board to help managers see if the drivers adhere to the county’s vehicle-use policy, reported The Maui News on Oct. 20. According to the story, which of the following departments have vehicles which are NOT covered by the County’s vehicle-use policy?

A. Office of the Mayor B. Police Department C. Office of Economic Development D. Prosecuting Attorney’s office E. Parks and Recreation Department

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3. Justin Lin, who directed Fast & Furious 6, among other movies, is slated to direct a new television pilot set in Hawaii for Fox. According to an Oct. 18 Pacific Business News post, in what time period will the pilot take place?

A. 1987 B. 1977 C. 1967 D. 1957 E. 1947

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Pretty much everyone on the island now knows that about 7pm on Monday, Oct. 21, a Cessna 208B Caravan commuter aircraft operated by Mokulele Airlines made

According to the NTSB report, the plane suffered “structural damage to an aft bulkhead (FS 427.88) and the tail tie down assembly.”

The report further states that on Oct. 21, 2009, “a Major Repair and Alteration Form 337 was submitted to the Federal Aviation Administration detailing the repairs to the airplane.”

Like the accident Monday night, the NTSB report says that in the 2009 accident none of the

IT'S BEEN WEEKS SINCE THE MAUI NEWS PUT UP THEIR ONLINE PAYWALL a component on the site will calculate the amount of their tax credit so they can review the available insurance plan with their financial assistance information in mind.

Small business can utilize the new site to set up an employer account, review insurance plan options and choose the plans and levels of coverage they will offer to their employees. All personal information entered through the site is fully encrypted and secure. “Safeguarding consumer information is our highest priority,” said Andrews.

Andrews added that Hawaii residents can expect improvements to the site in the coming weeks, however, HawaiiHealthConnector.com is definitely up and running. She said those who complete the enrollment process and pay their first month’s premium before Dec. 15 will be covered beginning Jan. 1, 2014.

She also said those needing non-digital assistance can call the company’s contact center or seek support from the local marketplace on each Hawaiian island. The customer service center number is 877-628-5078. The center operates 8am-8pm, seven days a week.

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(A version of this story appeared on Oct. 21 on our Mauifeed.com blog) -Anthony Pignataro

HAWAII HEALTH CONNECTOR NOW ONLINE Muddling your way through the mire of health insurance decisions has become a bit easier in Hawaii with the launch of HawaiiHealthConnector.com, a health insurance marketplace website.

HawaiiHealthConnector.com opened for business last week, allowing residents of the state to

as soon as possible,” said Coral Andrews, the Hawaii Health Connector’s executive director, in an Oct. 15 press release. “But we also know that buying health insurance is an important decision–people should take their time, talk to their family members, to their health care provider, and to our trained marketplace assisters before making a final choice.”

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an emergency landing on Pi’ilani Highway in Wailea near the Kilohana intersection. According to a Maui News story posted about an hour after the accident, the plane’s eight passengers and two pilots were all safe, and the pilot–who reported engine trouble, showed considerable skill by putting the plane down on a South Maui highway without hurting anyone on the ground.

Most of the photos published of the plane (including the one I took) showed emergency personnel standing in front of the plane’s tail or “N” number. But this photo taken the night of the accident clearly shows the aircraft’s N Number as N861MA. National Transportation and Safety Board (NTSB) online records show that in 2009, that particular Mokulele Airlines aircraft was previously involved in a nonfatal (and slightly comical) accident on Molokai. According to the NTSB report on the accident, on Oct. 15, 2009, that plane “sustained substantial damage when the airplane’s tail impacted the ground during the passenger boarding process at the Molokai Airport, Kaunakakai, Hawaii.”

The accident, states the NTSB report, took place during the loading of the plane. “[T]he director of operations reported that after the passengers were boarded, the second-in-command (SIC) pilot noted a discrepancy in the load manifest,” states the NTSB report. “The SIC communicated the error to the ramp agent who then opened the aft door and boarded the airplane with the passengers still on board.

The airplane subsequently ’tilted downward’ and the tail struck the tarmac.”

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Lahaina Civic Center is getting a brand-new outdoor basketball court.

County officials will officially dedicate the court at 4pm this Friday, Oct. 25.

Known as a “DreamCourt,” the court will be open to the public and features a “multipurpose sport court surfacing,” according to an Oct. 21 County of Maui press release. The press release also states that the Nancy Lieberman Foundation and the WorldVentures Foundation donated the court to the County of Maui Department of Parks and Recreation.

“We are deeply grateful to Nancy Lieberman and her foundation, in partnership with the WorldVentures Foundation,” Mayor Alan Arakawa said in the county’s Oct. 21 press release. “We are working hard to meet the needs of our community by improving and rehabilitating our County Parks facilities, and this generous donation will bring immediate relief to the lack of courts in West Maui. We are also appreciative to KemperLesnik organizers of the EA SPORTS Maui Invitational, who have been instrumental in connecting these foundations with the County to create such a positive impact for our residents.”

The county’s press release states that the Nancy Lieberman Foundation has been building these courts (nine, so far) since 2010.

“The goal of the program is to keep children off the streets and to provide them with a safe and competitive environment where they can develop skills such as teamwork and good sportsmanship,” states the press release.

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The case was reported in a recent International Journal of Clinical Medicine.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION As several additional states debate permitting marijuana use by a doctor’s prescription, Irvin Rosenfeld presented his own experience in August to a packed house at Kentucky’s state capitol. Rosenfeld suffers from painful bone tumors (diagnosed, with a poor prognosis, in 1963) and began smoking dope in the federal government’s Compassionate Investigational Drug program in 1982–since then consuming 130,000 government-supplied joints (12 per day, carefully measured), which he said absolutely had prolonged his life. “I didn’t ask for my bone disease,” he said. “All I asked for is the best medicine possible.”

GOVERNMENT INACTION While Congress struggled recently to pass a budget or an increase to the national debt limit, one program made it through rather easily, according to a September New York Times report: farm subsidies for inactive “farmers.” The subsidies were renewed, based on a 2008 law, virtually assuring that more than 18,000 in-name-only farmers (who received $24

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CLOSE ENOUGH FOR GOVERNMENT WORK The security contractor USIS, which does $2.45 billion worth of background checks for the National Security Agency and other departments (and had cleared file-leaker Edward Snowden and the Washington NavyYard shooter Aaron Alexis), gets paid only for completed files. But full background checks often require months of work, and at some point, reported The NewYork Times in September, when USIS needed cash, it would “flush” still-open files, treating them as completed, and submit them for payment, which is what happened with the files of Snowden and Alexis. In both cases, reported the Times, subsequent, crucial information failed to make it into the flushed files.

GREAT ART! The missing element in obtuse doctoral dissertations in science is that they cannot be danced to, according to writer John Bohannon and the American Association for the Advancement of Science, which has established an annual “Dance Your Ph.D” video competition, and this year’s finalists were being selected at press time. Sarah Wilk was an entrant, featured in a Wall Street Journal report using glowing green balls and a flaming Hula-Hoop to help illustrate her “Odd-Z Transactinide Compound Nucleus Reactions Including Discovery of 260-Bh.” So was Peter Liddicoat, using a chorus line of a juggler and a ballerina and others for “Evolution of Nanostructural Architecture in 7000 Series Aluminum Alloys During Strengthening by Age-Hardening and Severe Plastic Deformation.” ■

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Dead Man’s Song A spooky tale from Molokai

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It was only a song, but it seized the syrupy soul of America. I knew it would be a pop hit when I heard it, for sentimental reasons.

And then we all heard it ad infinitum all the rest of our lives. You heard it if you went to a wedding in the ‘70s, ‘80s and 90s. Even now.

“You, you light up my life...”

Christine, the only daughter of Bob & Sarah Bone, is a blend of two handsome folks, (he from mid-America, she from New Zealand) whose Indiana and Maori genes combined to produce a beautiful free spirit I seem to recall as the village treasure of Kailua in the early ‘80s, pretty and talented, so sure of herself she ran off to New York to be an actress on the stage.

Although she may have appeared only in independent films.

We do not know, may never know, what happened in New York but I do know this: I always felt good when Christine came home to Hawaii. She lit up Bob & Sarah’s suburban house in Maunawili.

Ohana, it’s called in Hawaii, when families, even extended families, meet and get together, even if it doesn’t work out.

One year, Christine arrived with her new husband, Joseph Brooks, a dour New York songwriter–a lanky fellow with a very self important scowl–and his obtuse son, Nicholas, from a prior marriage. His second, he told me with evident pride, to a Playboy cover girl.

Oh dear, I thought, this will be a very long night on a small island in the middle of the Pacific.

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Joseph seemed so much larger than life, bigger than where we stood the night we met on the ancient, forlorn island of Molokai, which shrinks like a cruise ship each day you’re aboard.

At Bob’s invitation, Joseph (we came to call him Joe) joined a press trip to Molokai, another “event” to introduce travel writers to yurts which PR folks called “tentalows” and touted as the ecological alternative to fancy five-star resorts then blooming like algae over all islands with so many newly invented Hawaiian place names. It was difficult to keep Hu‘ala‘lai apart from Ka‘luakoi or even Manele on Lanai.

How Walter Ritte, that rascally island activist, failed to halt this haole incursion into “the last authentic Hawaiian island” as all the travel writers put it then about this rock that survived on welfare aid to single mothers, I do not know. But there it was: Tentalows and yurts a la Ralph Lauren as imagined by a kama‘aina decorator who must have been Mary Philpotts, herself, the queen of Hawaii’s sense of place as far as interiors went. She always had the perfect nostalgic touches drawn from ages past that had little to do with real Hawaii, whatever that was.

Sticks and stones and petroglyphs, I suppose. She was big in Matson and Pan Am posters and rattan from Manila–koa wood end tables, too.

Hawaii of the ‘80s looked like the ‘50s when I first arrived. And fled to Berkeley in time to join the ‘60s.

After more than a few glasses of decent Napa Valley red that night on Molokai over a dinner of huge organic slabs of beef, raised and slaughtered on the ranch, I remember sitting amid faux cowboy decor with old timey black and white photos of paniolo wranglers, rusty horse bits, harnesses and whips,

asking Joseph about that song.

Our chat went like this: “You wrote that song, ‘You Light Up My Life?’”

“I did,” he said. No shame, straightfaced. Chin up. Proud. Royalty rich.

“That is the sappiest song I have ever heard,” I said. Couldn’t help myself. And before Joe could respond I smiled, and said, “but I bet it made you rich.”

I had to be gentle. Joe was, after all, ohana by virtue of marrying Bob and Sarah’s daughter, Christine.

He allowed a grin that reminded me of an alligator I met once on Sanibel Island, down in Florida, that lived in my mother-in-law’s canal.

“Sold 15 million records, became a movie, won an Oscar for Best Song.

Song’s still selling.”

“You must be proud,” I said. He grinned again, and over more wine that night on Molokai we seemed to get along. Told me he got his start as a radio/tv copywriter, that he created Pepsi’s catchy jingle: “You’ve got a lot to live.”

Phenomenal, I said. And meant it.

As a one-time writer of 60-second spots with John Lester that aired on San Francisco radio stations, I admired his great good fortune achieved by brevity and brilliance; he had strung together a few words that hit dead center in the saccharin heart of America (a place still offlimits to me) and made an indecent pile of money out of lyrics heard in his head in the shower one day.

Even now I don’t understand why that song appeals to so many people,

but it does. You know it.

A half-century later, “You light up my life/you give me hope...” still reduces grown men and women of a certain age to tears, as if it were the national matrimonial anthem.

What advanced Joe’s musical success is this: Debbie Boone-the daughter of cornball ‘50s songster Pat Boone (“a white-sport coat and a pink carnation”) won a Grammy Award for Best New Artist singing Joe’s song that also won the Academy Award for Best Song in a Hollywood film in 1979. What has Debbie done since? I don’t know or care, but about Joe, you will see.

That night on Molokai, the saddest little boy I ever met appeared at our dinner table inside a faux ranch house as we tucked into big hunks of free range Molokai beef.

The little boy of about seven or eight (the only child present) appeared like an afterthought. Said he wasn’t hungry. Introduced as Nicholas. Never said hello.

Pale and thin with dark circles under yearning eyes, Nicholas, his father’s son by a prior wife/Playmate, looked lost. No smile, no laugh, tombstone eyes. Good bones.

Is he okay? I wondered and was told he’s on Ritalin, something I had never heard of before, a smoothing sedative, it turns out, that keeps kids even so they don’t act like, well, kids.

There had been troubles before. I didn’t want to know. I felt sad about this little boy who wasn’t having a

good time in Hawaii.

I saw Joe and Nicholas several times that year in Hawaii while Joe wrote a screenplay for an unreleased film entitled Sara’s Life Before It Became A Movie. An odd title since Sarah is Christine’s mother.

Soon, that sad little boy who seldom looked up or smiled, his father and Christine flew back to New York. Then one year Christine came home alone; the marriage had ended, and her career, too. I forgot about all that until recently learning how lives of people I knew had begun to unravel.

Back in New York, Joe Brooks suffered a collapsing stroke that bent and withered him, made him look wildeyed and crazy.

He consumed copious amounts of cocaine and alcohol and began ordering young girls from Kristin Davis,

morning of Dec. 9, 2010. She was 33.

“How long can I get for something like this?” Nicholas reportedly asked detectives as he was led to court, where he pleaded not guilty to second-degree murder. Which I took to mean that he didn’t mean to, but it happened.

The New York press called Nicholas “a trust fund stoner” even though his father left $250,000 to his young, pretty trainer and not a cent to Nicholas.

I emailed Bob and asked about his daughter, Christine.

“She’s okay,” Bob emailed back. “The story’s not over yet.”

Wanted to ask, but didn’t. Story already seemed over the top. Who or what could be around the corner?

I mean, a once-in-a-lifetime hit song leads to fortune and fame for obscure New York jingle writer who becomes Oscar Award-winning Hol-

Pale and thin with dark circles under yearning eyes, Nicholas, his father’s son by a prior wife/Playmate, looked lost. No smile, no laugh, tombstone eyes. Good bones. the New York madam convicted of operating a call girl ring for clients like Eliot Spitzer, probably dick-head congressmen, too.

Then Brooks, 73, was indicted on 127 counts of sexual misconduct, including the rape of 13 young girls 18 to 30 he lured to his Upper East Side casting couch on Craigslist with promises of stardom.

“Hold this,” he would say, offering aspiring actresses his Oscar. “This could be yours, if you do what I say.”

Shortly after noon one Sunday in May 2011, Joe’s body was found in his apartment hooked to a mail-order helium-tank suicide kit. The husband of his personal trainer found his body and a rambling note. His suicide made headlines in all the papers, even The New York Times.

“Sicko Songwriter, Accused Rapist Kills Himself” -New York Post The Joe Brooks story took a new twist six months later when, his son, Nicholas, now 25, was accused of choking and drowning his girlfriend, Sylvie Cachay (reputedly her true surname), a Peruvian model turned swimsuit designer.

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Six months later, his son Nicholas is charged with strangling a beautiful young Peruvian swimsuit designer who’s found dead in the bathtub of a New York hotel, then gets left out of father’s will while jailed on Rikers Island awaiting trial for murder. All the lurid ingredients of a classic film noir but who these days would pay to see that?

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aui may be isolated from the Mainland, but we cherish our Halloween traditions more than most. Whether you take your kids trick or treating on Iliwai Loop, Makawao Uplands or the Lahaina Cannery Mall, you can be sure the great Halloween spirit will follow.

Planning a night out on the town? Let our Halloween Guide be your tour to all the hair raising events Maui has to offer.

the highlights for the parade include Mayor Alan Arakawa, bagpiper Paul Tangnan, the Shriners and their fun cars, the Lahainaluna High School Marching Band and attendants, a Maui Fire Department vehicle and “costume characters,” the OliOli whale bus provided by Travel Plaza Transportation, and keiki in fabulous costumes. Keiki will line up at the corner of Papalaua and Front Sts. at 4:15pm, and the parade will begin at 4:30pm.

HALLOWEEN IN LAHAINA - Thu, Oct 31. Banyan Tree park festivities start with Costume Contest registration at The Pioneer Inn shops, $20 per person. Music by DJ Ron-007 Productions after.

Costume Contest under Banyan Tree 7pm-9pm.

Announcement of Costume contest Winners at 9:30pm. Festivities end at 10pm. Free. 6-10pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808667-9175; visitlahina.com 30TH ANNUAL HALLOWEEN GHOULISH GALA - Thu, Oct 31. Seaside Henna sports face painting all day. Get your photo op at their Halloween Ville spot in suite #107. Aunty Toddy Lilikoi hosts the best Costume Karaoke Contest in the world starting at 7pm–you must sing in costume!

Free admission (registration starts at 5pm) and you could win airline tickets, hotel stays, Wharf $$, gift certificates and more. Jays Place has DJ Love and “Go Get ‘Em”, Cool Cat’s Marty Dread, Blue Lagoon has DJ Kamakazee from Q103. The Wharf Cinema Center, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8748 FREE BATTER - Thu, Oct 31. Slappy Cakes Maui will give you a free pumpkin batter ($8 regular price) per table if any of the guests at the table comes in costume. 7am-2pm Slappy Cakes, (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808419-6600; slappycakes.com

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PINEAPPLES & PUMPKINS - Sat, Oct 26.

Great shopping specials and delicious dining with a fun Halloween twist. Passion 4 Fashion Boutique will sell half-off Halloween costumes. Barnes & Noble hosts Halloween Story Time at 10am featuring Go Away, Big Green Monster! Lahaina Gateway Keiki Trick-or-Treat Night Costume contest for Keiki Ages 12 and under-3:30-5:30pm; trick-or-treating at participating stores 5:30-6pm.

10am-6pm Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St., Lahiana); 808-877-7073; lahainagateway.com CANDY NIGHT! - Tue, Oct 29. Soroptimists International of West Maui will be stuffing candy bags to be distributed at the Keiki Halloween parade.

6pm West Maui Senior Center, (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); 808-298-2625; siwmkathy@yahoo.com A HENNA TATTOO - Daily. Augment your costume with body art for your Halloween Festivities! Body paint, face paint and temporary tattoos. 10am Henna Lounge, (790 Front St., Lahaina); 808-385-4111 NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST - Wed, Oct 30. Hula Grill will offer all costumed customers 25 percent off food during their “Night Before Halloween Costume Contest.” The fun, family friendly Halloween event kicks-off with a keiki costume contest at 6pm, followed by an adult contest at 7:30pm. Free. 6pm Hula Grill, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com CAMPBELL PARK EVENTS IN LAHAINA - Thu, Oct 31. Official “Halloween in Lahaina” T-Shirts for sale from noon. Front Street Closes at 3:30pm, and no parking on the street or you will get towed. Food, keiki activities, face painting starts at 3pm. Live music with Benny Uyetake Band 6-8pm. 12pm Campbell Park, (Front St., Lahaina); 888-310-1117 35TH ANNUAL LAHAINA KEIKI HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARADE - Thu, Oct 31. Some of

CAPTAIN JACK’S COSTUME CONTEST - Thu, Oct 31. DJ Illz spinning sick sound all night long. $10. 10pm Captain Jack’s Island Grill, (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988

dy disguises. Love Shack, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0303 OUTRAGEOUS COSTUMES - These enchanting beauties are ready to style your way to an outrageously fun Halloween! Hats, wigs, tutus, wings and plenty of fairy dust. Coupon on page 8 can save you even more. The Enchantress, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-891-6770; shopsatwailea.com MONSTER MASH HALLOWEEN FUNDRAISER - Sat, Oct 26. MONSTER MASH Halloween Fundraiser hosted by FACE Maui. This is a familyfriendly event with a DJ, door-prizes, goodie bags for all the kids, a kid’s costume parade, all-youcan-eat chili and more. 5:30-8pm at St. Theresa Catholic Church in Kihei. $5 kids, $10 adults, $25 family of 4. 5:30-8pm St. Theresa Catholic Church, (25 W. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-375-9560 THREE’S HALLOWEEN BASH BENEFITING MAUI AIDS FOUNDATION - Sat, Oct 26. Three’s Bar and Grill will once again host Maui AIDS Foundation’s annual Halloween Bash! This year’s event in being dedicated to former MAF employee Rodger (Raja) Shortell who passed away in September.

There will be dancing all night long to DJ LaRage, DJ Trvr and DJ Kurt, Mistress of Ceremonies Trish Da Dish and costume contest with winners every hour.

The kitchen will be open until 11pm so come early and eat. Proceeds from the event will support Maui AIDS Foundation. Tickets In Advanced: $10 / At The Door: $15. 8:30pm-1:30am Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; MauiAIDS.org CATCH THE SHUTTLE FROM KIHEI TO LAHAINA AND BACK - Thu, Oct 31. Kihei Departures from 4:30, 5:30, 6 and 6:30pm. Return trips depart from the parking lot at Prison and Front St. at 9, 10, 11 and Midnight. Call 808-667-9193 to reserve tickets or find out where to purchase. $5.

4:30pm Kihei Aquatic Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-667-9193

HALLOWEEN AT FLEETWOOD’S - Thu, Oct 31. Halloween event for the 21 and over featuring three live Bands, Whiskey Pimps on the Main Floor, The House Shakers & R.E. Metoyer Blues Rock & Soul Revue on the Rooftop and drink specials. $20.

5pm Fleetwood’s on Front Street, (744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-669-6425; fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

HRC HALLOWEEN WITH DJ BIG MIKE - Thu, Oct 31. HRC owns Halloween in Lahaina with their killer Costume Contest. Best Costume wins $100 Visa Card. Dance all night with their Live in the Video Mix. Big fun with DJ Big Mike. Cover $5.

9pm-1:30am The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com

LAHAINA’S BEST AFTER PARTY - Thu, Oct 31. Zombies are welcome as long as they order off the menu (no brains). Full menu served till 4am.

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SATTERDAY SAINTS HALLOWEEN BLOWOUT - Thu, Oct 31. Last show so they are going to make it memorable. Money goes to the best costume, prizes flowing too. $10 after 10pm.

10pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com SCREAM SCREAM HALLOWEEN - Thu, Oct 31. Music by DJ Kurt, prizes for best dressed, Special Spooky Drinks including Absinthe For The Brave.

Dress fancy. 10pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com TRUNK OR TREAT - Thu, Oct 31. This event benefits Before they are Taken, a worldwide initiative to help prevent human trafficking and slavery before it begins. The event provides a safe family environment for trick or treaters. In addition to the trunk or treat alley, there will be bouncy castles, boxcar rides, pony rides, hay rides, petting zoo, specialty vehicles kids can get into and have their picture taken, food and drink booths, keiki dance floor and live entertainment.

4:30-8:30pm Hope Chapel, (300 E. Welakahao St., Kihei); 808-879-3853; hopechapelmaui.com HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST W/ ANNIE & THE ORFINZ - Sat, Nov 2. Enjoy a costume night at Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill to win a $100 gift certificate for first place and $50 for second place in their costume contest. 8pm Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299

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PUMPKIN PATCH AT KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily. There’s nothing more magical than pumpkin patches in the fall. Tues-Fri from 10am-5pm and Sat-Sun 10am-4pm. Kula Country Farms; /kulacountryfarmsmaui.com HAUNTED HAIKU HIKE - Every Sun & Sat. A Halloween haunted hike! The enchanted land hosts mythical creatures and curious natural features. Hear the local Haiku history and the lore of the land. Daytime event includes: Haunted Haiku history and ghost stories, mythological creature petting zoo, crafts, maze of mystery, fortune telling, secret caves, elemental magic and illusion, and fairy land. Nighttime event includes: more scares, zombie miners, maze of mystery, creepy critters crawling out of the woods, wereboars, surprises, scares, spooks and a host to Hawaii’s haunted hoard. Proceeds go to The Sanctuary: Birth and Family Wellness Center.Kids: $5 / Adults: $15 / $10 Paid In Advance. 12-3pm Awalau Farms, (1008 Awalau Rd., Haiku); 808878-8091; hauntedhaikuhike.com

HALLOWEEN WITH MAUI UNDERGROUND Thu, Oct 31. Performing from 8pm until Midnight.

With costume contests and prizes throughout the night. Pioneer Inn Grill & Bar, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DREAD - Thu, Oct 31.

Get down with the Cool Cats! Party up on the balcony on the third floor of the Wharf and dance.

Live music with Marty Dread, Epic. $10. 10pm Cool Cat Cafe, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-0908; coolcatcafe.com

1st place and $50 for second place in the costume contest, free glow sticks for all. Kitchen open till Midnight. 9pm Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299

HALLOWEEN MAYHEM IN THE TRIANGLE Thu, Oct 31. The Barmuda Triangle triumphs with six Halloween parties in one street address. Crawl your way from Kahale’s Beach Club, through the sensational spider webs at Dog and Duck, creep around to the Tiki-terrors of South Shore Tiki Lounge, check out the temptations of Three’s Bar and Grill, malinger a while at Life’s a Beach, or sound the heebie jeebie alarms at Ambrosia. Kihei Kalama Village, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.) HALLOWEEN BASH - Thu, Oct 31. Slink through spooky spider webs to encounter your spirits in the glass. 9pm Dog & Duck Irish Pub, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669 O WE’RE GOING TO THE SPOOKY LAU - Thu, Oct 31. Enjoy Halloween night with the NLE Dolls, DJ LX and Jay J to win a $100 gift certificate for

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Haunted House preview on Oct. 25, from 6-9:30pm. Admission: $4. 4:30-9:30pm Kalama Intermediate School, (120 Makani Rd., Makawao) HALLOWS EVE PARTY - Sat, Oct 26. Featuring Matos <3 Laced, monks, elf, costume contest and face painting. $10 before 10pm / $20 after 10pm.

9pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-5720220; casanovamaui.com NIGHTMARE ON THE NORTH SHORE - Sat, Oct 26. Get Screamy with DJ Kamikaze, DJ Turtle and Micky G. Costume contest with dolla dolla bills in cash and prizes. Get half off the cover by wearing a killer costume. $10. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com

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Pumpkin carving contest gets judged at 10pm, but you can bring pumpkins in for display on Wed, Oct. 30. $4. 9pm Stopwatch Sports Bar & Grill, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380

Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-357-9712; mauicrossfitextreme.com FORTUNES BE TOLD - Wed, Oct 30. Come dressed as you aren’t to this costume party where ghostly appearances are sure to be had. Entertainment by Andrea Giammattei, Helen Kritzler, Tom Althouse, Perry Kunin, Rose Roselinsky Crowe, John Crowe, Lisa Teichner and more. There will be improv comedy, skits and theatrical flair, as well as ghostly grub, witches brew, fortune tellers, a silent auction, costume contest, dancing, games, shows and prizes. Space is limited so please call to RSVP at get directions. $125. 5:30pm 808250-8344; theworthmores.com

QUANTIC - Thu, Oct 31. Quantic, an umbrella name for UK-born Will Holland, never misses the mark. He’s won global acclaim for taking on any genre of music and churning out organic sounds that resonate deep in your soul. PreSale1: $20 / PreSale2: $25 / PreSale3: $30. 9pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; paiahalloween13.eventbrite.com HALLOWEEN DEJA VU WITH HEAD HIGH - Fri, Nov 1. $4. Stopwatch Sports Bar & Grill, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380

‘GHOSTBUSTERS’ - Wed, Oct 30. Family night! $5 unlimited popcorn. Special performance by Kihei Charter School Dance Co. Donations happily accepted. Free. 7pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

PICK-A-SKULLS & DIA DE LOS MUERTOS TATT PARTY - Sat, Nov 2. PTP gets in the spirit with $25 Pick-A-Skull Tatts from noon to 8pm as well as other fun, totally painless Day of the Dead flash tatts with prices TBD. There will be Dia De Los Muertos art, DIY art projects and fun for the whole family. 12pm Paia Tattoo Parlor, (120 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8515 / paiatattooparlor@yahoo.com

Central Maui COSTUMES AT MAXI’S - Daily. Maxi’s does it again with the best collection of trendy and creative costumes, masks, and accessories. Fangs, wigs, theatrical makeup, fill up your bag of tricks all year with just one stop at Maxi’s. Maxi’s Costumes, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808871-1307; mauimall.com HALLOWEEN CARNIVAL - Fri, Oct 25. This popular annual event kicks off trick-or-treating around the mall, then a pet costume contest with the Maui Humane Society, followed by a keiki costume contest. Plus, carnival games, Maui cartoon characters and chances to win prizes. 5:30-8pm Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

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PHANTOME - Fri & Sat. Kit Kat Club Cabaret and Maui OnStage present PHANTOME, a multimedia, gothic fantasy show filled with adult, Halloween-themed song and dance acts.

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families, clubs, businesses and kids of all ages to join our annual A Keiki’s Walk at Hui Aloha Playground at the Beach Road side of Ke’opuolani Park in Central Maui. Pre-registration starts at 7am and the walk starts at 8am. The simple onemile walk through the park starts and ends at the playground by Beach Road, below the soccer fields. We encourage participants to come dressed in their favorite Halloween costume, trick-or-treat at the Treat Stations set up along the course and enjoy the child-friendly activities at the Finish Area. After the walk, there will be a costume contest, face painting, balloon animals, Henna tattoos and other fun activities. $30 (or $20 for children under 18). 7am Hui Aloha Playground Keopuolani Park, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-242-8476; akeikisdream.org; info@akeikisdream.org A NIGHTMARE ON LOWER MAIN STREET Sat, Oct 26. Maui CrossFit Extreme (MCFE) is hosting a fun Halloween event and our first competition open to all CrossFitters! There will be three WODs. Finalists in each division will compete in a fourth WOD. There will be time constraints for each workout and points will be awarded based on results. Entry fee includes event hat and gift bag. Anyone can enter, even if unaffiliated with a CrossFit box.

Spectators are free and encouraged. $45.

9am-5pm Maui Crossfit Extreme, (1495 A.

CATCH THE SHUTTLE FROM WAILUKU TO LAHAINA AND BACK - Thu, Oct 31. Wailuku Departures from 6pm and 6:30pm. Return trips depart from the parking lot at Prison and Front St. at 10:30 and 11:30pm. Call 808-667-9193 to reserve tickets or find out where to purchase. $5.

6pm War Memorial Stadium, (211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-667-9193 ‘THE SHINING’ - Thu, Oct 31. $5 unlimited popcorn. Scream out loud! Donations happily accepted. Free. 7pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com PUMPKIN PIE EATING CONTEST - Thu, Oct 31. Pumpkin Pie lovers 21 or older get down here!. 6:30pm L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 ‘ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW’ - Fri, Nov 1. The return of Maui’s “Thriller” zombie dancers and annual Iao Theater’s Rocky Horror Picture Show party and screening of the cult classic. $12 complete Rocky Horror party packs (Toast, squirt guns, party hats, gloves, noisemakers, etc.) available at the theater. Free. 8pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-2426969; mauionstage.com DIA DE LOS MUERTOS ART PARTY - Fri, Nov 1. Celebrate with ancestors of old on this Mexican holiday on Market St. 6pm Wailuku Coffee Company, (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259 ■

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, OCT. 24 NNENNA FREELON – The Maui Arts and Cultural Center is welcoming Jazz singer, composer, arranger and education advocate Nnenna Freelon this Thursday. The five-time Grammy nominated vocalist has shared the stage with Anita Baker, Ray Charles and Aretha Franklin. But that’s apparently not enough for her: Freelon’s passion for music and education has also won her accolades like the YWCA of North Carolina’s 2011 inaugural Legend Award for outstanding artistry and dedication to education and the 2010 Woman of Substance Award by Bennett College for Women. Whether she’s headlining a performance at the White House or a television soundtrack, Freelon is someone to see. $12-$42.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

FRIDAY, OCT. 25 BRIGIT & BERNARDS’ OKTOBERFEST – Want to celebrate ate an intimate Oktoberfest and eat your kraut, too? You’re in luck! Brigitt & Berur dirndl nard’s Garden Cafe invites you to cheers with beers, don your and indulge in their all-you-can-eat buffet complete with lentils, wurst ve soup, Bavarian meatloaf, braised red cabbage and more! Leave h some room to groove to the chicken dance, then cool off with al your choice of German beer. It isn’t Oktoberfest without traditional music provided by an Oompah band, so the Dorfmusikanten will 35 take the stage. $38. 6pm. Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe (335 Ho’ohana St.,Kahului); 808-877-6000, facebook.com/pages/ es/ Brigit-Bernards-Garden-Cafe. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, OCT. 25 EARLY CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT CONFERENCE – Imua Family Services presents the third annual Early Childhood Development Conference this Friday and Saturday. Guest Speaker and Apraxia of Speech Specialist Margaret A. Fish MS. CCC-SLP will focus on motor speech evaluation, childhood Apraxia of Speech warning signs, diagnosis and treatment. On Saturday, Maui-based Developmental and Behavioral Pediatrician Gabrielle Galler-Rimm, M.D., F.A.A.P will lead a discussion on raising children with Autism. Galler-Rimm will cover support groups, coping strategies and various other therapies. $75-$155. Friday’s workshop will take place from 9am-4:30pm at UH Maui (UH Maui ‘Ike Lea 144) Saturday’s workshop will take place from 9am-12:30pm at the J. Walter Cameron Center Auditorium (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-7467, imuafamilyservices.org. Photo: PraveenbenK Flickr

KA LIMA O MAUI JOB FAIR – Ka Lima O Maui commemorates National Disability Employment Awareness Month with their second annual job fair for persons with disabilities. This Friday, the organization invites the public to explore employment resources and learn about disability work issues. They chose this year’s theme, “Because We Are Equal to the Task,” in hopes of getting people to realize that regardless of any disability, everyone deserve the same training, education and chance to excel in the workplace.

Free. 10am-1pm. MEO (99 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808244-5502, kalimaomaui.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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MAUI COUNTY SENIOR FAIR – This Saturday you can learn better ways to care for our kupuna at the 40th Annual Maui County Senior Citizens Fair. There will be more than 70 vendors dedicated to the well-being of our kupuna, as well as health screenings and more. This year’s theme, “Unleash the Power of Aging,” will be weaved throughout the morning’s events, as will live music performances by Kahuaka‘i with Wilmont Kahaialii. 8am-noon. War Memorial Gymnasium. (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku) 808-249-2990, meoinc.charityfinders.org.

KIH FOURTH FRIDAY – Kihei Fourth Friday invites you to dress up (in costume) for KIHEI an evening of Halloween festivities. The Saturday Saints, haunted houses and keiki co costume contests are just a few highlights you can look forward to at this week’s Friday To Town Party. Lily Meola, Tom Conway and Flat Jackson will provide live entertainm ment. Also, the Event Center and Entertainment Booth will be collecting non-perishab able food donations to benefit the Maui Food Bank. Entertain your palette with the vvariety of foodie options and walk it off via the various local vendors. Free. 6pm-9pm.

A Azeka Shopping Center, Mauka (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), kiheifridays.com.

SATURDAY, SA ATU TU R RD DAY, OCT. 26 MAUI OKTOBERFEST CANCER BENEFIT – Maui Brewing Co. and the Pacific Cancer Foundation are presenting the fourth annual Maui Oktoberfest this Saturday. It will feature specialty microbrews from Maui Brewing Co., Kauai Brewing Co. and Big Island Brewhaus. There will also be live entertainment from the Zenshin Daiko Drummers, Paula Fuga, Sonny Lim, Benny Uyetake and The House Shakers. Turn the weekend into a staycation with special event rates at the Hyatt Ka’anapali. All proceeds will benefit the Pacific Cancer Foundation. $30 pre-sale. $35 at door. VIP available. 3pm-8pm. The Hyatt Regency, Napili Gardens (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka’anapali);808-242-7661, mauibrewingco.com, pacificcancerfoundation.org. Photo: Sean M. Hower

MOHALA MAI – You might want to get to Mohala Mai 2013 this Saturday at the MACC. There you will enjoy an evening of contemporary and traditional hula, special musical guests and chant. The annual event serves as a fundraiser for Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka, which is directed

by Na Kumu Hula Napua Greig and Kahulu Maluo. The evening will host Mark Keali‘i Hov‘omalu, Na Hoa and the Lim Ohana. Oh, and if you come early you can stroll the silent auction for some early holiday shopping ideas. $37. 4pm Silent Auction. 5:30pm Show. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7467, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, OCT. 26 NOBLE CHEF – Let your palette travel the world during the 17th annual Noble Chef benefit this Saturday at the Fairmont Kea Lani. The resort, as well as The Maui Culinary Academy, University of Hawaii Maui College and Youngs Market Company of Hawaii will join forces for the culinary experience. Local celebrity chefs (“noble chefs”) will be paired with MCA students to prepare a colorful menu representative of flavors from Japan, Vietnam, Morocco, Spain, Great Britain, India, Greece, New Zealand and Mexico. A French gourmet dinner will follow, complete with dessert and cocktails. Noble Chef Table Sponsorships directly benefit the Maui Culinary Academy, and are available for a limited time. $185 General. $225 Preferred. 5pm VIP. 6pm Full Reception. 7pm. Gourmet Dinner. Fairmont Kea Lani (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-984-3261, noblechef.maui.hawaii.edu. Photo: Jack Grace

TASTE OF SONOMA – Celebrate the fruit of Sonoma County’s labor at the Makena Beach & Golf Resort’s Taste of Sonoma. The resort’s Food and & Wine Education series continues this Thursday with Master Sommelier Patrick Okubo. He’ll present Alexander Valley’s Roth Estate 2011 Sauvignon Blanc, Red Car’s 2011 Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir and Mantanzas Creek Bennett Valley 2010 Merlot. Executive Chef Marc McDowell will polish off the experience with three complimentary dishes to accompany the wine. Seating is limited and reservations required. $40. 6:30pm. The Makena Beach & Golf Resort’s Molokini Bar & Grille (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888, makenaresortmaui.com/dining. Photo courtesy Makena Beach Resort

SUNDAY, OCT. 27 MAKE A DIFFERENCE DAY – Malama Maui Nui would like the community to participate in their “Make A Difference Day” that’s happening this Sunday. It’s very simple: you choose a project that will impact the community for the better and Malama Maui Nui (which used to be known as Community Work Day) will provide supplies and assistance (trash bags, gloves, etc.) that it has to help accomplish your goal. Interested parties should contact Malama Maui Nui for more information. 808-877-2524, malamamauinui. org. Photo courtesy Malama Maui Nui Facebook page

TUESDAY, OCT. 29 ALLEN TOUSSAINT – For the first time on Maui, Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon welcomes Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, Songwriters Hall of Fame and Blues Hall of Fame member Allen Toussaint. Usually accompanied by a piano, Toussaint’s career spans more than 50 years. His songs include “Working in the Coalmine,” “Ruler of My Heart” and “Fortune Teller,” which have been covered by many, including the Rolling Stones and Otis Redding. Then there’s his legendary album collaboration with Elvis Costello to his recent release of a live album/DVD titled Songbook. This guy’s someone to see. 21+. $20-$40.

7:30pm Doors. 8:30pm Show. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), manamusic.eventbrite.com. Photo courtesy T-Rex Entertainment

MANA FOODS 30TH ANNIVERSARY – The beloved Northshore grocery store Mana Foods is celebrating its 30th birthday and is commemorating it with a week long celebration. Anyone who spends $200 or more gets a bag full of Mana goodies. Customers can also enjoy samples, demos, discounts and daily raffles. The store boasts approximately 80 percent of its produce to be certified organic and pesticide-free.

Mana Foods sources from over 400 local vendors offering healthy options at friendly prices. Mana Foods Maui (49 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8078, manafoodsmaui.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 30 ‘IN THE ARMY NOW’ – Rounding out October’s “Military Humor” theme at Ambrosia’s Red Carpet Movie Night is the 1994 comedy In The Army Now. Starring Pauley Shore, it tells the tale of a misinformed youth who joins the reserves to make money. Of course, as soon as he finishes basic training he’s sent off to save the world. As usual, free popcorn and Happy Hour prices until 9pm await your libation needs. No cover. 7:30pm9:30pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011, ambrosiamaui.com. Photo: IMDB

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The Counselor Ridley Scott’s grim neo-western is riveting The Counselor

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moral code over spectacle. I admittedly loved Scott’s last two films, the divisive but breathtaking Prometheus and the underappreciated Robin Hood. Here, as in Matchstick Men and Thelma & Louise, Scott tells a familiar and very American story but creates a visual landscape that is scarier, more vividly beautiful and larger than life.

We’re drawn into the contrasting worlds presented, of the Counselor’s safe haven of slick privilege and that of the low class drug runners. Once the two worlds intersect, the results are as brutal as you’d expect, only more so, as Scott and McCarthy neither hold back nor give in to audience expectations.

Fassbender’s character is almost always a picture of controlled composure, which makes his largely internalized performance seem less impressive than it truly is. Bardem’s wily turn isn’t on the same level as his iconic

portrait of evil in the McCarthy-authored No Country For Old Men, but, as he did in Skyfall, he excels at playing intriguing, kooky and hard to define figures. Pitt’s effortless charisma makes him the best at delivering McCarthy’s stylish lines and grave insights, while Cameron Diaz, playing Bardem’s main squeeze, taps into the icy demeanor that made her Vanilla Sky character so frightening.

Not everything comes together neatly or coherently in McCarthy’s overly ambitious story. The wrap-up will divide most audiences, as will the emphasis on talk over action.

Still, when the blood starts to flow, it delivers shock and heartbreaking revelations.

Fans of Breaking Bad will like this the most, as will lovers of crime stories that provide a cautionary angle in addition to the pleasure of living vicariously through morally tainted criminals. ■

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ou know you’re watching a film noir when the main character is presented with two choices and never picks the right one. Of course, if people in movies did the right thing, made the correct, morally responsible decisions and acted like good, upstanding citizens, we wouldn’t have a movie.

In Ridley Scott’s The Counselor, Michael Fassbender stars in the title role of a wellconnected lawyer who is about to participate in a highly illegal operation. Referred to affectionately and ironically by everyone he encounters as “counselor,” Fassbender’s shark in a suit contemplates partaking in a drug-running scheme, a first-time bid at high crime and an attempt to raise funds for a club he co-owns. He’s also deeply in love with Laura, played so delightfully

by Penelope Cruz, and the audience fully grasps how the weight of his bad decision hinders his healthy relationship.

What makes all this moral contemplation stand out from other crime thrillers of this sort is how we’re introduced only

gradually into the Counselor’s world. Scott may be the visual genius who gives the film a stunning, neo-western look but he’s also completely in service of the screenplay by Cormac McCarthy, his first ever penned exclusively for the big screen.

For the first 40 minutes, there’s no big action sequence–just talk. We learn about the characters, how they tie into the Counselor’s life and listen as they philosophize about their status on the social ladder. There’s also a great deal of advice given to the Counselor

by Reiner, his immediate partner in crime (Javier Bardem, giving a performance as colorful as his attire, which is saying a lot) and Westray, a wealthy but lawless cowboy (Brad Pitt, in a great character turn).

McCarthy’s dialogue dances from the lips of his actors, twisting playfully and providing many quotable lines you’ll want to remember. This novelistic approach to storytelling is unusual for most American films, let alone one from Scott, though, this being a McCarthy story, you know things won’t go down easy. As soon as things unravel and the Counselor’s foolish belief in an air-tight plan goes awry, he braces for the worst.

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Showtimes IAO THEATRE 68 N. Market St. Wailuku. 808-244-8680 Ghostbusters-PG-WED 7pm

Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers-R-FRI 10:30.

Rock of the Rising Sun-Unrated-THU 8PM ONLY. She’s The One-R-FRI-WED 11:05 1:55 4:45

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters-PG-THU (1:00

7:15 9:45.

WED 12:00 6:30.

Riddick-R-THU 6:40 9:30.

Romeo and Juliet-PG13-THU (12:40 3:50) 7:10 10:00. FRI-WED 3:40 9:50.

The Counselor-R-THU 10:10. FRI-WED 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40 7:00 7:30 10:00 10:30.

The Fifth Estate-R-THU (12:30 3:40) 7:20 10:20. FRI-WED 12:30 3:40 6:40 9:40.

KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Baggage Claim-PG13-THU (12:50 4:10).

Carrie-R-THU 11:10 1:15 3:20 5:25 7:30 9:35. 2D FRI-WED 11:10 1:15 3:20 5:25 7:30 9:35.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2-PGFRI-WED 10:25 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:05 9:15.

Elysium-R-THU (12:40 4:00) 6:50 9:30.

Enough Said-PG13-THU 10:25 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:05 9:15 .

Escape Plan-R-FRI-WED 10:40 1:30 4:20 7:10 9:50.

Gravity 2D-PG13-THU 12:15 7:00. FRI-WED 12:15 7:00.

Gravity 3D-PG13-THU 10:00 11:00 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 8:00 9:15 10:15. FRI-WED 10:00 11:00 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 8:00 9:15 10:15.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Battle of the Year-PG13-3D THU (12:50 3:40)

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Don Jon-R-THU (12:10 2:30 4:50) 7:10. FRIWED 11:50 2:10 4:30 7:00 9:20.

Insidious: Chapter 2-PG13-THU (12:20 3:00) 6:30 10:30. FRI-WED 4:00 9:20.

Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa-R-THU 9:20.

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Ghostbusters is back again

NEW THIS WEEK GHOSTBUSTERS - PG - Comedy - Classic 1984 flick starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis about three unemployed parapsychologists who start a business in New York hunting ghosts. 105 min.

HALLOWEEN 5: REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS - R - Horror - Sadly this is just another in the Halloween series of horror flicks and not the untold story of why Mike Myers’ Sprockets never got made into a movie. 96 min.

JACKASS PRESENTS BAD GRANDPA - R - Comedy - Johnny Knoxville takes his 86-yearold Bad Grandpa character from Jackass on a roadtrip across America. 92 min.

ROCK FOR THE RISING SUN - Unrated - Musical - Aerosmith goes to Japan following the Fukushima nuclear disaster. 140 min.

SHE’S THE ONE - R - Comedy - Jennifer Aniston and Edward Burns star in this 1996 movie about two brothers who deal with chicks. Go figure. 96 min.

THE COUNSELOR - R - Drama - A lawyer foolishly involves himself with drug trafficking. Directed by Ridley Scott and written by Cormac McCarthy. See this week’s film review. 111 min.

NOW PLAYING BATTLE OF THE YEAR - PG13 - Musical - Do you like movies about dancing, dancers and noholds-barred dancing competitions? Then you’ll

enjoy this movie. 109 min.

CAPTAIN PHILLIPS - PG13 - Action - The story of how Somali pirates hijacked an American freighter in 2009. Stars Tom Hanks and Barkhad Abdi. 134 min.

CARRIE - R - Horror - Chloe Grace Moretz stars in this remake of the horror classic about a teenage girl who uses telekinesis to take revenge after getting bullied. 100 min.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 - PG - Animation - Flint Lockwood must leave his job when he learns that his infernal machine is still producing weird and dangerous animal-food hybrids. 95 min.

DON JON - R - Comedy - Some New Jersey guy who watches a lot of porn decides to find out what true love actually means. 90 min.

ESCAPE PLAN - R - Action - Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger star in this flick about a guy who gets wrongfully jailed in an escape-proof prison he designed. 116 min.

GRAVITY - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are astronauts who find themselves stranded in Earth orbit. 90 min.

INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2 - PG13 - Horror - The wacky Lambert family is back at it, trying to figure out why they’re connected to the scary spirit world. 105 min.

MACHETE KILLS - R - Action - The blades swing when the US President (Carlos Estevez) hires ex-federale Machete (Danny Trejo) to stop terrorist Mel Gibson and save the world with a lot of hot badass babes along the way. 108 min.

PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS -

PG - Family - The son of Poseidon and friends travel to the Sea of Monsters to find the Golden Fleece and save their home. 106 min.

PRISONERS - R - Drama - A desperate father tries to find his missing daughter. 146 min.

ROMEO AND JULIET - PG13 - Romance - The latest in a long line of adaptations of Shakespeare’s classic tale of forbidden love. 118 min.

THE FIFTH ESTATE - R - Drama - Benedict Cumberbatch stars in this dramatization of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. 128 min.

LAST CHANCE BAGGAGE CLAIM - PG13 - Comedy - Montana will not be the oldest woman in her family to get married, so she travels 30,000 miles to convince some guy to marry her. 96 min.

ELYSIUM - R - Action - Matt Damon stars in this dystopian take on a future where rich people live in space and the poors live on Earth, and he has to bust heads in a high-tech suit for some reason. 109 min.

ENOUGH SAID - PG13 - Comedy - Julia LouisDreyfus plays a woman who’s going after this guy she likes but then finds out he’s her new friend’s ex-husband. 93 min.

RIDDICK - R - Action - Vin Diesel is back as Riddick (originally from Pitch Black) in this tale of alien predators, vicious mercenaries and brutal revenge for one thing or another. Also stars Karl Urban and that blonde chick from Battlestar Galactica. 119 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS NNEENA FREELON - Thu, Oct 24. Nneena Freelon, six-time Grammy Award nominee will be performing outstanding Jazz music. $12, $32, $42.

7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri, Oct 25. South Maui invites you to a night of fun! Live music with Gail Swanson, Hot Apple Pie and Maui 8 Track Players. Come hungry and indulge at Maui’s version of Eat the Street with food trucks lining Pi‘ikea Street while the road is closed to traffic. Keiki love the irresistible Youth Zone with games, bubbles, face painting, and DJ Dan Weisman and NE Kine Entertainment Karaoke. Emerald City Trapeze swings into the lineup with proceeds benefiting Malama Maui Nui. Don’t forget the beer gardens and after parties at Diamonds (DJ Blast) and Stella Blues. Free. 6pm Azeka Mauka Parking Lot and Piikea Street at, (S. Kihei Rd.); 808-870-0423 KANEKOA AT CHARLEYS - Fri, Oct 25. Maui’s special blend of Uke Rock, Jazz and Reggae Fusion with Vince Esquire. $10. 9:30pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com MOHALA MAI 2013 - Sat, Oct 26. Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka, under the direction of na Kumu Hula Napua Makua and Kahulu Maluo, invites you to their annual ho‘ike and fundraiser. $37. 5:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

Three’s Bar and Grill Halloween Bash IN MEMORY OF ROGER SHORTELL BENEFITING

MAUI AIDS FOUNDATION

SATURDAY, OCT. 26 8:30 PM TO 1:30 AM Three’s Bar and Grill at the Triangle in Kihei

3RD ANNUAL SONIC EXPANSION MON OCT 28TH - Rachel G leads Vinyasa with live music by David Block of the Human Experience. Next David will bring attendees on a tour inside your mind with Guided Sound Meditation. All followed by an evening of Ayurvedic treats and dancing to ambient downtempo. $20 (or $5 for dance only). 6:30 $20 / 8:00pm dancing $5 bodyaliveyoga@gmail. com, Body Alive Yoga, (1995 Main St., Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com NOBLE CHEF - Sat, Oct 26. The Maui Culinary Academy will be hosting their 17th annual benefit, The Noble Chef. Preferred Seating: $250 / General Seating: $185 / Table Sponsorships: $3,000.

6pm Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-840-8402; fairmont.com/kealani ROCKTOBER NIGHTS W/ LITTLE SISTER & BLACK SHEEP NEPHEWS & KANEKOA - Sat, Oct 26. Party like a rock star at this black and white RockTober festival. I hear its the debut for Little Sister and Black Sheep Nephews. New music, new fun. $5. 9:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea) 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com NIGHTMARE ON THE NORTH SHORE - See P. 13 for more. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com

Dancing Dj’s LaRage, Trvr and Kurt

TICKETS $10 IN ADVANCE $15 AT THE DOOR PURCHASE TICKETS AT: www.MAUIAIDS.org O CALL C 242.4900 00 OR

All ticket sales and 15% of food and beverage sales will be donated to Maui AIDS Foundation

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SOLO PERFORMANCE BY ALLEN TOUSSAINT - Tue, Oct 29. At the end of this month, Maui music lovers will have the rare opportunity to see a composer/ pianist/singer perform in front of a small congregation of fans at one of the island’s most intimate and beloved venues. That artist, the one and only Allen Toussaint, will make his Maui debut in classic island style, performing alone on-stage accompanied by just his piano. $20-$40. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com DENNIS KAMAKAHI - Wed, Oct 30. Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include Dennis Kamakahi, the slack key master. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; napilikai.com

STAGE ‘BERMUDA AVENUE TRIANGLE’ - Thu, Oct 24 Through Sun, Oct 27. ProArts is proud to present Bermuda Avenue Triangle–the hilarious comedy written by Renée Taylor and Joseph Bologna–as the

first show of their Fall 2013 season. Two widows are set up in an upscale Las Vegas retirement condo by their career-oriented daughters. Trapped by years of unhappiness, but that all changes when these two ladies cross paths with the charming scoundrel, Johnny Paolucci, who rocks both their worlds. Last weekend!

Reserved Seats: $22 / Kamaaina discounts apply.

7:30pm (3pm sun only) ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com PHANTOME - Sat, Oct 26. See P. 13 for more.. 8pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-2426969; mauionstage.com BENISE - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new musical event comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, an Emmywinning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com YOU GOT IT! - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! starring award winning artist John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ Ka‘amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com DRAMA CLASS AT THE LAHAINA BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB OF MAUI - Mon, Oct 28. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up with the Boys & Girls Club of Maui, Lahaina Clubhouse to provide exciting drama/ improv classes for West Maui’s youth. “Theatrical and improvisational training are essential to help develop and maintain confidence, quick-thinking, and self-expression, and we have seen the results firsthand as we watch the children grow and become more confident through each class,” says Theatre Theatre Maui’s Executive Director, Angela Thompson. For further information on registration, go to our website. 4:30-5:30pm Boys and Girls Club of Maui - Lahaina Clubhouse, (280 Shaw St., Lahaina); 808-242-4363; bgcmaui.org

FOODIE OKTOBERFEST: GERMAN FOOD BUFFET - Fri, Oct 25 & Sat, Oct 26. 6pm Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe, (335 Ho’ohana St., Kahului); 808-877-6000 OKOTBERFEST: THE DORFMUSIKANTEN: UMPAH BAND - Fri, Oct 25 & Sat, Oct 26.

6:30pm Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe, (335 Ho’ohana St., Kahului); 808-877-6000 4TH ANNUAL OKTOBER FEST - Sat, Oct 26.

The Maui Brewing Company and the Pacific Cancer Foundation present the 4th annual Oktober Fest at the Hyatt Regency Maui. The event will include live music, a beer garden, great food and entertainment. Buy tickets online and visit their website for more information.

Advance Tickets: $30.00 / At the Door: $35.00 / VIP Tables available. 3-8pm Hyatt Maui Resort & Spa - Napili Gardens, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808661-1234; pacificcancerfoundation.org TASTE OF SONOMA - Sat, Oct 26. Master Sommelier Patrick Okubo returns to the Makena with three wines from Sonoma County. In addition to a cooking demonstration, Executive Chef Marc McDowell prepared three tasting dishes to accompany the wine.

The evening will also feature live entertainment. Sonoma County, though twice as large makes about a half the amount of wine as the popular Napa Valley wine region. Seating is limited and reservations are required. $40 per person plus tax & gratuity. 6:30pm Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; makenaresortmaui.com/dining

EVENTS THURSDAY, OCT 24 HELI SILVA-DUCAROY & SPECIAL GUEST - Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s popular Hawaiian Music Series features Heli Silva-Ducaroy and special guest

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Digiluxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; nocover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Adam Masterson 10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Feel Di Vybz $5 9pm

Hallows Eve Party $10 9pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30pm; no cover

Kanekoa 9:30pm; $10 cover

Will Hartzog; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment 9pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Allen Toussaint 7:30

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm

Glow FFriday After Party w NLE

Gina Martinelli

NFL AM / Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Football / TUE - House Music ; WED Pool Tourney/

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

DJ Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan 7pm; no cover

SIN w. Sebrina Barron @6

MON - Football / TUE - Johnny Ringo @10 / WED - Special Quiz Nite

Thunder & Lightnin Blues

Alapa Drive

Alapa Drive

Rick G Acoustic

Ryan Robinson BEO

Jah Residentz 9pm; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm; no cover

Super Dub Tribe

NFL / Karaoke 8pm; no cover

MON - MNF /Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; (no covers)

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Rick Glencross

Mel Aruza

Rick Glencross

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Kenneth Makukane. Relax under the stars and enjoy this concert brought to you by the Lahaina Restoration Foundation. The combination of great, live Hawaiian music, award winning restaurants and vibrant shops, create the best setting for a perfect evening in Lahaina town. Chairs are limited and blankets, mats and low beach chairs are welcome. Free. 6-7:30pm Baldwin Home Museum, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/baldwin.html OPERATION: OLOWALU REEF - The reefs located at Olowalu are considered the most diverse of all of Maui’s coral reef ecosystems. Presentation by Sarah McClane, Executive Director of Maui Nui Marine Resource Council, on the Maui Coral Reef Recovery Plan. The plan, titled “Ola na Papa i Malama’ia: A Practical Plan for the Technical and Cultural Restoration of Maui’s Coral Reefs,” addresses documented decreases in both coral cover and reef fish populations on Maui. Free. 6-7:30pm Pacific Whale Foundation, (300 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-249-8977; pacificwhale.org

FRIDAY, OCT 25 GHOULIN ROUGE - Dress in your craziest, creepiest and cutest costumes and head to Montessori School of Maui’s 3rd Annual Ghoulin Rouge Halloween Party.

Enjoy gourmet food, handcrafted artisan cocktails, Mark Johnstone’s jazz trio and a funky DJ dance party

by Valerie the Vibe Goddess. Indulge in an amazing array of silent auction bargains and enter to win a twonight stay at the Grand Wailea in our costume contest.

21+. Proceed benefit the school. $100 reg / $200 VIP. 6-10pm Montessori of Maui, (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; momi.org MAUI YOGA SHALA 4TH FRIDAY FESTIVAL Festival features music and movement kicking off at 4:30pm with an outdoor yoga class followed by Dance and Yoga demos and a Fashion Show at 7pm. Don’t miss live music and DJs, local organic foods and crafts and keiki playzone. $10. 4-11pm Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); maui-yoga.com DIVAS NIGHT OUT - Maui’s most elegant and well known spa hosts an evening of mini spa treatments with special gift giveaways, food and pampering on the last

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

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HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA

MON - DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; TUES - DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

Friday of every month. This exclusive spa-rty includes access to Spa Grande’s Hydrotherapy Terme Circuit.

Don’t forget your bathing suits. $65 per diva. $25 per little diva (ages 6-12). 7:30-10pm Spa Grande at Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 ext. 4949; grandwailea.com

SATURDAY, OCT 26 ‘A KEIKI’S WALK’ AT KEOPULANI PARK - See P. 13 for more.. 7am Hui Aloha Playground Keopuolani Park, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-2428476; akeikisdream.org; info@akeikisdream.org INTERNATIONAL COASTAL CLEANUP DAY Landshark Lager is once again teaming up with Ocean Conservancy in support of the organization’s International Beach Coast Cleanup Day. This year, employees from Anheuser-Busch Sales of Hawaii are volunteering to be a part of this effort to help clean Hawaii’s beaches. As the world’s largest annual ocean and waterways volunteer effort, International Coastal Cleanup Day asks citizens to take action for cleaner beaches. The annual celebration encourages people to reduce their own trash impact by volunteering to clean up coastlines, rivers and beaches. Free. 8:30am-12pm Sugar Beach, 808-870-7350; greg.cabating@anheuser-busch.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY FINE ART FAIR - You will discover some of Maui’s most talented fine artists exhibiting at an amazing fair. Check out paintings, ceramics, photography, glass art, wood carvings, jewelry, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888-310-1117; lahainaarts.com XTERRA KAPALUA TRAIL RUNS - The T S Restaurants Challenge is actually “a race within a race,” as more than 1,000 runners from around the world are expected to participate in the XTERRA Kapalua Trail Runs. The event features two courses–a 10K and a 5K–and both are open to runners of all ages and abilities. $45 for 10K, $35 for 5K, free for keiki K (children under 10-younger). 9am Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; xterramaui.com THE STORIES OF DR. SUN YAT-SEN: HIS VISION FOR UNIVERSAL PEACE AND GLOBAL HARMONY - Dr. Busaba Yip, Chi-

WED - Karaoke 9pm

Mike Madden

nese Cultural liaison of the Wo Hing Museum in Lahaina, will conduct the presentation about Dr. Sun Yat-sen, known as the Father of Modern China, who also had local ties to Hawaii as well as Maui. Following the presentation, Dr. Yip will lead a walking tour of Lahaina Chinatown on Front Street, from the Library to the Wo Hing Museum. Free. 1:30-2:30pm Lahaina Public Library, (680 Wharf St., Lahaina); librarieshawaii.org DIJERIDU WORKSHOP - Join dijeridu performer and teacher Wes (Forest) Hada who will demonstrate how to play the dijeridu, provide a lesson on circular breathing and invite participants of all ages to perform together as a group. Dijeridus will be provided but participants are encouraged to bring their own dijeridu from home.

Free. 2:30-4:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

SUNDAY, OCT 27 PRE-CHRISTMAS SALE - 9am-5pm Ben Franklin, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8773369; benfranklinhawaii.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artist wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you.

Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui KONOMI DANCE AT FAMILY SUNDAYS Konomi Danceworks performs at the stage from Noon showing off lots of different dance styles.

Other highlights are the Family Scavenger Hunt - Must be led by an adult. Winning family will receive a $75 gift card to Longs. Second place will receive $25 gift card to Dragon Dragon. Fun Factory Keiki Scavenger Hunt, Onstage Trivia by Read Aloud America, Free healthy snacks for kids provided by Whole Foods Market; Whole Foods Market Harvest Festival – facepainting, apple bobbing, Maui Classic Cruisers car show Storytelling

by Read Aloud America in Whole Foods Market immediately after Family Sundays. Free. 12-2pm

MON-Farzad Azad / TUE-Cole Sulenta / WEDTracy Styles

Maui Mall, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808871-1307; http://www.mauimall.com

TUESDAY, OCT 29 MAUI INNOVATION SERIES - Maui Innovation Series is a monthly event featuring short presentations by island innovators in an intimate setting designed to encourage dialogue and networking.

This month will feature Michael Snyder, Founder & President Hawaiian Electric Vehicle Network (HEVN). As the most foreign oil dependent state in the US with the highest gasoline and electricity rates, HEVEN’s mission is to assist Hawaii in achieving its DOE goal of 70 percent clean energy by 2030. Cafe Carmen is offering 10 percent off food and wine purchases for this event. 5:307:30pm Maui Research and Technology Park, (1300 North Holopono St. Suite 210, Kihei); 808-283-4120; mauiinnovationseries.eventbrite. com; haikukatie@gmail.com

WEDNESDAY, OCT 30 JON NORDBY AT MAUI HANDS GALLERY PAIA - Maui Hands Gallery presents the exquisitely crafted lamps by Jon Nordby. Jon will put the finishing touches on his newest lamps formed from wood, stone, blown glass, and small carvings. Free.

11am-2pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

NFL GAMES CAROLINA VS TAMPA BAY - Thu, Oct 24.

3pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Oct 27. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Oct 27. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT FAST FORWARD WITH DJ KURT

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $5 BEFORE 11PM - $10 AFTER

FRIDAY, OCT 25TH

THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA’S THE AWARDS

MUSIC STARTS AT 9:30PM $5 BEFORE 11PM $10 AFTER

FEEL DI VYBZ DJ IRIE DOLE(Q103) DJ ELEMENT(SEATTLE)

REGGAE - HIP HOP - DANCEHALL - CLUB CLASSICS

SATURDAY, OCT 26TH

SOURCE CORE PRESENTS

MUSIC STARTS AT 9PM $10 COVER

HALLOWS EVE PARTY

MATOS<3 LACED - MONKS - ELF COSTUME CONTEST - FACE PAINTING

MAKE IT A MEMORABLE EVENING + DINE & DANCE AT CASANOVA FOR DINNER RESERVATIONS CALL 808.572.0220 LOG ON AT WWW.CASANOVAMAUI.COM

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810 8:15-10:15; no cover

Nuff Sedd 8:30pm; no cover

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

Pool Tournament 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

TOLO $5 10:30pm

LULU’S 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

Old School Dance Night $10 9pm Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Murray Thorne / Trish da Dish Pub Quiz 9pm; no cover

Stay Eazy

Rocktober:Little Sister & Black Sheep Nephews; Kanekoa

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Makai Jazz Group TUE - Brenton Keith Magic WED - Joel Katz, Willie K

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Mondokane 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kahala Greig 6:308:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:308:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7pm; Mon, Mark Smeltzer 7pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Willie K. 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm.

(Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm.

(744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Sun, Two Cats Jazz 7-10pm. (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) If I were to select a tarot card for you this week, it would be the Ten of Cups, inverted. It generally features ten chalices overflowing into each other. When a card is inverted, it usually means that there’s some kind of obstruction to its pure manifestation. In other words, it’s obvious to everyone but you that your life is spilling over with bounty and fulfillment, but you’re just not quite noticing. You’re focusing on the three measly things that are missing— without once admitting that they’re absent specifically because you either haven’t been pursuing them, or—even more likely—you haven’t been letting them happen.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Don’t overreact. A burst of exceptionally cold emotional weather could have you scrambling into your fur parka and burning your furniture for heat. Your reflexes are on a hair-trigger this week. However, if you rush to extremes of self-protection, you won’t have anywhere left to go when, say, winter really hits. This cold snap is just a harbinger of things to come. I’ve no doubt you can handle it, as long as you don’t start sweating beneath too many layers now.

Just chill out and check yourself before you freak out.

There’s no need to risk frostbite, but don’t overcompensate, either. Your mantra: This is gonna be just fine.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You’re much better live than you are in a photograph or video. There’s something about the way you engage people and enfold them in the warmth and generosity of your spirit that inevitably colors how you’re perceived by them, forever. Without the benefit of that special, engaging glow, people might not find you as impressive or beautiful in two dimensions as they do in three. Therefore, insist that anything important you do this week happens in person, instead of online or over the phone. A smile, handshake, or significant look from you, in real time, could make the deal that’d never happen without it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Geminis with pets, lovers, or even pesky kids tend to live longer and more happily than those without any or all of these. That’s because you function best when you have something to focus attention on besides your own complicated self, and who can reflect back your best qualities when you get a little crazy living inside your own hyperactive head. Because astrological forces are likely to make your thoughts even more chaotic, confusing, and heavy than usual, don’t get bogged down inside your skull. Give love and attention to anyone’s needs this week but your own (which won’t be clearly discernible in any case).

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Victorians came about as a reaction to the relative decadence of the generation that preceded them.

They advocated rigid propriety and extreme civility as a desperate sort of answer to depravity they perceived.

You Capricorns are bad about this. Name a Cap kid Moonbeam and give him acid at age 13, and he’ll be a Republican corporate CEO in twenty years. Please be careful about that kind of knee-jerk reaction, where you end up embracing the opposite extreme of whatever situation you’ve been forced into. Transcend that trend, Cap, because even the shittiest events of your last few months have had some good parts that you’d miss out on if you just did an about-face and ran.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Some folks hang with rock stars and celebrities just so they can catch a bit of reflected glory. Your strategy has been almost exactly opposite, and much more self-destructive—you’ve been drawn to losers and sketchy con-artists, from whom you’re likely to catch a bit of reflected trouble. I can’t explain this odd urge of yours (and, I’ll wager, neither can you—probably something about wanting to “save” them), but I suggest you curb it, immediately. These are not most of your friends I’m talking about here—just a couple of poorly thought-out companions who you can’t help at the moment, and who’ll only drag you down (or try to, unwittingly). Ditch them, kindly, before that happens.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Your soul is an archipelago. Different facets of your personality have diverged so completely it’s as if they live on separate islands, and the transitions between them are more difficult and time-consuming than they used to be (and fraught with perilous storms that blow you off-course, hull-puncturing reefs, and vicious sea monsters). You don’t want all your different selves to become so alike that they can live on the same island, however; it’s important to preserve your versatility and variety. But please build bridges between islands—improve your ability to switch between your various aspects swiftly—because you’ll kick yourself if you miss your goal because you got stuck wearing the wrong hat at the wrong time.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re not under siege, although we might think so, considering how much time you’ve spent constructing elaborate defenses of your emotional dwelling. In fact, you’ve been so busy crafting massive stone walls and deep, monster-populated moats to protect you from purely theoretical attacks (that haven’t yet manifested, and may never), that you’ve neglected to maintain the things that’ll shield you from the ambient stresses of life that we all have to deal with, which aren’t even specifically aimed at you; the equivalent of freezing rain spilling through a leaky roof and icy drafts creeping in around rattling windows. Chill out on your preparations for an ambush or invasion, and just concentrate on making your inner world someplace worth living.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Writing is distilled thought. Reading what someone has written is the closest you’ll get to hearing their thoughts, albeit condensed, purified, and refined.

Think about it. Trying to speak your mind sometimes turns out wrong, and you end up saying things you really didn’t mean. But you’re far less likely to write them. Writing is one sure path to a more profound truth of what you think and who you are. Do you see where I’m going with this? You’re working very hard to put out into the world a very deep truth that you’ve been thinking about for a long time. Even if it’s something you’d rather say or paint or film than have people read, write it down first anyway—so you can be sure to get it exactly right.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) It’s been a long time since you truly believed your old philosophy, “If I can think it, I can do it,” but it’s no less valid than when you once espoused it wholeheartedly. In fact, in most ways you’re more capable of realizing your most ambitious dreams than you were before. So why spend all this time doubting yourself? Count yourself lucky enough to have dreams and ambitions. Many people have no clue what to do with themselves. Don’t squander your blessings: inspiration and aspiration. Honor those this week, and either go for your dream or forget about it.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Many people see only two possible paths through any given situation: conformity or rebellion. But that viewpoint is simple-minded, and only for those who can’t cope with ambiguity or contradiction. You’re too complicated (and distracted) to pursue a linear path towards your dreams. Your course to your destination is meandering, to understate things. So what? Take the gorgeously circuitous route you prefer, without feeling like you have to cleave to some straight and narrow path. Most of the tangential side trips you end up going on (with a few notable exceptions) are more than worth the delay. Don’t sweat it. As long as you know you’re going to get there eventually, and as long as you keep moving, you’ll be just fine.

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