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Thursday, November 7 | Castle Theater @ 7:30 pm A hip-hop dance theater work, Fat Boy explores the dichotomies of greed and hunger …excess and deprivation... consumerism and inequality. The themes are expressed in a non-linear narrative through a variety of devices: Butoh and Asian rice cultivation ritual, surreal/ stylized character narration, voiceovers of realistic contemporary characters, Zen ritual movement, and contemporary B-Boy (breakdance) choreography, set to Reggae dub music composed by

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Grammy-nominated DJ LeSpam. Fat Boy represents a true mash-up – a collision! – of cultures and contrasts, just as the socio-economic effects of globalization create increased abundance and waste, yet a greater divide in the haves and have-nots. This program has been described as “performing hip-hop moves that seem connected to ancient cultures and primal rituals in the new context.... Castellanos has an amazing facility with tableaux.” (AtlArts.com)

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Wednesday, November 20 | Castle Theater @ 7:30 pm In this three-part “choreo-poem” – his own mesmerizing blend of spoken word and dance movement – Marc Bamuthi Joseph articulates the journey of achieving manhood through a multi-faceted lens. The first part of The Spoken World is an excerpt of Bamuthi’s award-winning work Word Becomes Flesh, which examines pregnancy through the eyes of fatherhood. “Eloquent. . .seamless. . .and remarkable” praised The New York Times.

Part two, the break/s, is a travel diary across Planet Hip Hop (Senegal, Haiti, Bosnia, Japan) where Bumuthi examines the way hip hop culture has transformed the perception of American-ness around the globe. In part three, Joseph performs a section of red black and GREEN: a blues, where poetry and movement connect the dots between a mourning mother in Chicago and a motherless vocalist in Sudan.

“Electrifying,” says the Houston Chronicle.

Marc Bamuthi Joseph is a National Poetry Slam champion, a Broadway veteran (in the Tony Award-winning The Tap Dance Kid and Stand-Up Tragedy), a U.S. Artists/Rockefeller Fellow, and a featured artist on Russell Simmons’ Def Poetry on HBO. He has performed with current stars of the Spoken Word and music scene, including Ben Harper, De La Soul, The Roots, and Kanye West.

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Culinary, Lifestyle & Business Editor: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com / darrishurst.com Mike Tyson Graphic Designers: Shane Fontanilla (Single Women in Kihei), Amy Mendolia Contributors: Jenn Brown, Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Suzanne Kayian, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Marina Satoafaiga, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II, Dayna Yamasaki Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Godzilla Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Justin Bieber Admin. Executive: Sarah Gerlach (808) 244-0777 Johnny Dread & Caleb Smith Proofreader: Dina Wilson My long dead stepfather

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1. On Oct. 23, the state Department of Labor and Industrial Relations released its job growth projections for the neighbor islands. According to the report, in Maui County, "Service" occupations will see the highest job growth over the next seven years, adding an estimated 3,980 additional jobs. Which occupation, according to the report, will see the lowest job growth over the same period?

A. Sales & Related B. Farming, Fishing & Forestry C. Education, Legal, Community Service, Arts & Media D. Computer, Engineering & Science E. Management, Business & Financial

The ACLU’s Hawaii chapter announced a victory against the County of Maui in U.S. District Court this week.

On Oct. 28, the organization said that the county had agreed to settle the ACLU’s lawsuit, thereby legalizing which of the following activities?

A. Using profanity onstage B. Dancing in a club outside a specially marked dancing zone C. Waving a sign on a sidewalk within six feet of the curb D. Taking an alcoholic beverage onto a club’s dance floor E. Camping in a county park

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This week the state Department of Transportation will be computerizing its vehicle safety inspection program, according to the Oct. 29 Maui News. About how much of an increase in fees will drivers have to deal with to pay for the new program?

A. $10 B. $7 C. $5 D. $2 E. There will be no fee increase

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SPECIAL SESSION BEGINS Well, this is it. At 10am on the morning of Monday, Oct. 28, the Hawaii State Legislature went into Special Session to deal with, among other things, the issue of same-sex marriage. Ironically, after all the decades of controversy and missed opportunities, the issue today seems not to be if Governor Neil Abercrombie’s proposed legislation will pass, but by how much.

“This passage is inevitable,” House Speaker Joe Souki, D-Wailuku, said in the Oct. 27 Maui News. “It’s going to happen.”

If this sounds familiar, it’s because this paper put forth that very notion more than three years ago.

“The suppression of civil rights is always a temporary condition,” then-MauiTime editor Jacob Shafer wrote in July 2010 when thenGovernor Linda Lingle vetoed a civil unions bill. “[T]he climb may be precipitous, the battle protracted, but eventually freedom will out.”

Bill SB1 is simple. “[It] Recognizes marriages between individuals of the same sex,” the bill states. “[It] Extends to same-sex couples the same rights, benefits, protections, and responsibilities of marriage that opposite-sex couples receive.” If passed and signed by Abercrombie, it would go into effect on Nov. 18 of this year.

When you look at this bill as the final guarantee of a civil right that should have been extended to same-sex couples a long time ago–as many in Hawaii, including this newspaper, believe–then this is nothing short of wonderful news. While this Honolulu Civil Beat poll on the issue that was published a week ago shows an even 44-44 split on the issue, the same question posed in April 2012 showed a 51-37 split against legalizing same-sex marriage.

The momentum of opinion in Hawaii on same-sex marriage may fall with the legalization camp, but that doesn’t mean the opposition is rolling over, as the photo alongside this story shows. And the Kihei Baptist Church is far from a rogue organization–a half-page advertisement in the Oct. 25 Maui News from the Maui County

Baptist Association declared war on Abercrombie’s proposed legislation.

“In 1998, the people of Hawaii voted to direct our leaders to reserve marriage to opposite sex couples,” the ad stated. “Marriage is the uniting of one man and one woman in covenant commitment for a lifetime.”

Two pages over in the same newspaper edition, another half-page advertisement–this time from the Wailuku nonprofit Compassion in Action Maui–asked (in all capitals) “Why the rush in unraveling traditional marriage?”

“This session is not really about gay rights because they already have provisions to give them benefits,” the ad stated. “This session is to change the definition of marriage... We ask our legislators to keep and protect this sacred institution of marriage which has proven successful from the beginning of time.”

The ad also called on people to “Come Out and Show Your Support for Traditional Marriage” at 2pm on Sunday, Oct. 27 at the corner of Ka’ahumanu and Kane Streets in Kahului.

MauiTime’s Jen Russo drove by the demonstration, and while she said she saw a good number of people waving signs, she heard no one driving by honking in support.

A few weeks ago, MauiTime ran a story on the annual Maui Pride Festival, with a preview of the upcoming Special Session.

The cover of that issue (Oct. 3) featured two men in black suits with wedding rings on their fingers, standing on a beach. Both are visible happy, and one is kissing the other on the cheek. It’s a sweet, tender photo of two men who clearly love each other.

“I think that the photo on the cover of Volume 17, Issue 16 is very disgusting,” said a woman who refused to identify herself but felt the need to call me after the issue came out. “It’s very disgusting,” she repeated.

Fifty years ago, segregationist politicians, editorial writers and everyday folks in places like Atlanta and Birmingham criticized federal civil rights legislation as an attack on the “Southern way of life.” Back then, the “traditional” way of life in the South meant using the force of law to keep blacks and whites from using the same facilities throughout society. It was cruel and bloody and completely wrong.

We don’t have the bombings and blood in the streets that harmed the Civil Rights Movement back then, but there’s no difference between passing local laws that keep African-Americans from voting and other local laws that prohibit same-sex couples from seeking the same marriage that’s afforded to hetero-

transcend popular whims and political campaigns. Government can’t infringe on them–only guarantee them.

Simply put, the marriage of two men or two women does not in any way infringe on the rights of heterosexual couples who either wish to get married or are already married. It’s about time the State of Hawaii recognizes this fact and brings this discriminatory abomination to an end.

sexual couples. And putting the whole thing up for a popular vote as a ballot initiative–as the opposition is now proposing–is nonsense.

Hey, while we’re at it, lets put the right of multi-racial couples to marry on the ballot, too!

Such a proposal is outlandish, and correctly so. Rights are rights because they

substance had leaked into the harbor,” Hawaii News Now reported on Oct. 27. “The leak comes less than two months after shipping giant Matson Inc. dumped 233,000 gallons of molasses into Honolulu Harbor, killing tens of thousands of fish.”

Two gallons–an absurdly tiny amount. In fact, on Oct. 29 The Maui News estimated the spill at "2 to 10 gallons," and it's a fair assumption that estimate will continue to rise.

In 2003, the company spilled 50,000 gallons into Kahului Harbor, so at least we have something to aspire to. Clearly, processing of sugar-related products at HC&S–even after all the bad publicity–remains a dirty business.

But like discriminating against same-sex couples, molasses production also stands as a strong tradition in Hawaii (though Hawaii News Now reports that Matson is temporarily halting all molasses shipments to the mainland until they can fix the latest leak). ■

Overheard “I’m too sexy for this plaid, too sexy for this plaid, New York and Japan…”

-Man in North Kihei, Oct. 27

MOLASSES SPILL, PART DEUX Call me naive, but when Matson Navigation stopped shipping molasses from Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) to Oahu in September following a massive spill in Honolulu Harbor, I thought Alexander & Baldwin (which owns Matson and HC&S) was moving just its molasses shipping business back to Maui. In fact, it seems the company brought its spill division along with it.

“A&B had re-started shipments of the sugar byproduct on Thursday and was in the final stages of loading its first barge when it discovered that two gallons of the syrupy

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IT'S BEEN WEEKS SINCE THE MAUI NEWS PUT UP THEIR ONLINE PAYWALL 992-9392 or email info@stutteringhelp.org.

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Any island youths in grades 6-8 who’d like to play Menehune Basketball had better jump to it this week.

The County of Maui is holding tryouts through Friday, Nov. 8.

“Players must try out for either the district that he/she resides in or the district in which his/her school is located,” states an Oct. 28 county press release. Here are the details on tryout times and locations: KAHULUI (War Memorial Gym) Girls: Oct. 31, 4:30-6pm; Nov. 1, 5:30-7pm Boys: Nov. 1, 4-5:30pm; Nov. 4-7, 4:30-6pm

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stuttering will want to see this tape.”

Jane Fraser of the non-profit Stuttering Foundation agrees. “This is an important tool for families and teachers of kids who stutter,” she said.

Additional specialists involved in the project include Lee Caggiano of the Friends support group for children; Joe Donaher of Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia; Lisa Scott of Florida State University; and Kristin A. Chmela of Northwestern University.

According to the press release, several libraries in the county received the free video and agreed to shelve it. But the Stuttering Foundation cannot guarantee that it’s currently available. On Maui, the video was sent to libraries in Hana, Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, Makawao and Wailuku. It was also sent to Lanai Public Library and Molokai Public Library.

Also, several books and DVDs produced by the 66-year-old Stuttering Foundation are available free to any public library. For more information, contact the foundation at 800-

WAILUKU / WAIKAPU / WAIEHU / WAIHEE (Wailuku Gym) Girls: Nov. 1 & Nov. 4, 3-4:30pm Boys: Nov. 1 & Nov. 4, 4:30-6pm EAST MAUI (Eddie Tam Gym) Girls: Nov. 4-5, 3-4:30pm Boys: Nov. 4-5, 4:30-6pm WEST MAUI Girls: Oct. 31-Nov. 1, 3-6pm (Lahainaluna High outdoor courts) Boys: Oct. 31-Nov. 1, 3-6pm (Malu Ulu O Lele courts) SOUTH MAUI (Lokelani School court) Boys & Girls: Oct. 31-Nov. 1, 3:30-5:30pm For more information, please call the county Department of Parks & Recreation at 270-8061.

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Are you proud of your green thumb and need a place to show it off? Why not consider becoming a Master Gardener.

The University of Hawaii Cooperative Extension Service is taking applications for the 2014 Maui Master Gardener training program, which is held at the University of Hawaii-Maui College campus in Kahului.

The 16-week class covers a vast array of topics ranging from plant propagation to integrated pest management. Additional subjects covered include Hawaiian native plants, food safety, lawns, soils, vegetables, tropical fruits, orchids and organic gardening, among others.

As part of the training, graduates must volunteer a minimum of 50 hours to become certified Master Gardeners. Volunteers will conduct workshops; host plant clinics and plant sales; develop and maintain educational gardens; and staff booths at the Maui County Fair. Master Gardener volunteers also will provide research-based information to the gardening community; write advice columns at local newspapers and operate the helpdesk at the Maui County Extension office.

The classes—open to those 18 years and up—meet on Wednesday mornings beginning Jan. 15, 2014. The enrollment fee is $125, which covers training materials.

For more information or to obtain an application, contact Lorraine Brooks, Urban Horticulture Agent at 808-2443242, ext. 229; or email llb@hawaii.edu.

-Suzanne Kayian

available at most Maui County libraries.

The video, produced by the Stuttering Foundation, stars children of all ages who struggle with the verbal challenge. The kids in the video, who range from first-graders to high school students, offer honest views of their situations as they talk about how they handle challenges that include speaking in class and teasing. Of course, some of the children have differing viewpoints.

One 10-year-old says stuttering “is no big deal,” according to an Oct. 25 press release from the Stuttering Foundation. But 12-year-old Umang disagrees. “Sometimes it gets kind of annoying when you want to say something and you can’t,” Umang said. “I also get worried what other people might think if I do stutter and wonder if I’ll be able to get out of my blocks and things.”

“The children featured are a perfect example of how to openly and honestly handle stuttering,” Bill Murphy, Purdue University speech-language pathologist, said in the press release. “All those interested in helping kids learn more about

NEW STUTTERING VIDEO GIVEN TO MAUI PUBLIC LIBRARIES When facing a challenge, it often helps to get advice from others in the same situation. That’s the theory behind the video, Stuttering: For Kids by Kids, which is now

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News Of The Weird THE RETURN OF EVAN DOBELLE After consulting with a lawyer, Evan Dobelle–president of Massachusetts’ Westfield State University (and former University of Hawaii president)–who stands accused of billing the state for unauthorized travel expenses, is reportedly considering claiming that he actually “self-reported” the violations as soon as suspicions turned up. Dobelle says he would thus be entitled to the protection of the state “whistleblower” statute, which shields inside informers when they expose wrongdoing.

(Dobelle was placed on paid leave in October.)

IMMINENT SWIRLING VORTEX OF DAMNATION Land developers for the iconic Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colo. (famous as the inspiration for the hotel in Stephen King’s The Shining) announced recently that they need more space and thus will dig up and move the hotel’s 12-gravesite pet cemetery. Neighbors told the Fort Collins Coloradoan in September that they feared the construction noise, but somehow ignored the potential release of departed spirits (though an Animal Planet “dog psychic” who lives in Estes Park seemed to volunteer her services to calm the pets’ souls).

THE WAR AGAINST DOING THE RIGHT THING Officials at Milford Haven School in Pembrokeshire county, Wales, punished Rhys Johnson, 14, in October for violating the dress code against shaved heads. He was helping raise money for an anti-cancer charity after a third relative of his contracted the illness. And North Andover (Mass.)

High School punished honor student and volleyball captain Erin Cox in October for giving a drunk classmate a ride home.

Cox was clean-and-sober, but violated the school’s “zero tolerance” attitude toward alcohol users (even though more student drunk-driving might result if sober friends feared school punishment).

CORRECTING CORRECTIONS Walter Dixon knew that he was about to be relocated in December 2012 from a Joliet, Ill., correctional facility to begin serving a new federal drug conspiracy sentence, but instead, state officials mistakenly freed him.

Dixon protested, but said he was aggressively dismissed from the premises. It was not until September that he was finally re-arrested and began his new sentence. Dixon was easily located because, though free, he had met regularly with his parole officer and was taking several vocational courses.

THE FINER POINTS OF PEEPER LAW In September, landlord Elwyn Gene Miller, 64, went on trial in Iowa City, Iowa, for spying on tenants in the small apartment building he owns -- after apparently having constructed

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peepholes allowing him views into bathrooms and other areas, and having been spotted climbing from a crawl space after accessing one peephole. Nonetheless, as Miller’s lawyer pointed out, the law applies only to peeping for “sexual gratification,” and there is no “firsthand knowledge or observation” that Miller was “aroused” at the time he was spotted. At press time, the judge was mulling a decision.

PERFECT SENSE A 77-year-old motorist told police in Kagawa Prefecture, Japan, that he was going the wrong way on the Takamatsu Expressway only because he had missed his exit one kilometer back and thought it best just to turn the car around and retrace the path back to the ramp. Police said his short September jaunt had caused a collision, not affecting the man’s own car.

JUST LAME In October, Jeffrey Laub, 39, was sentenced on several traffic charges, including leading police on a 111 mph, “Dukes of Hazzard-style” chase through Logan Canyon near Logan, Utah, with the explanation only that he needed an emergency restroom because of something he ate. Judge Thomas Willmore called the excuse “one of the worst” he had heard, since Laub had passed several public toilets during the chase. And Riverview, Fla., schoolteacher Ethel Anderson, 31, was convicted in September of having sex with a 12-year-old boy she was tutoring, despite her attempt to explain away the key evidence–”hundreds” of sexual text messages–as mere “rewards” to get his attention and encourage progress in math.

PEOPLE WITH ISSUES Among the many arrested recently for having solitary sex in public was Philip Milne, 74, ultimately convicted in the U.K.’s Bedford Magistrates’ Court of touching himself on a transit bus although he claimed he was merely “shampooing” his troubled genital area and resented “being treated like a hardened criminal.” Also, Stuart Clarke, 48, of Provo, Utah, had explaining to do after an incident on Delta Air Lines in 2012. He said that he was rubbing his exposed penis only because it burned from accidental contamination with peppermint oil (which so distressed him that, upon landing, he left behind a checked bag). The FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force found that out and is currently investigating whether there is more to the “peppermint oil” story than embarrassment-avoidance.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Lucas Burke, 21, and Ethan Keeler, 20, attempting to break into a safe at New Yard Landscaping in Hopkinton, N.H., in October, possibly seeking drug money, unwisely chose to use an acetylene torch. Included in the safe’s contents was a supply of consumer fireworks, and, according to the police report, the resultant explosion “blew their bodies apart.” ■

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13. MELE CARROLL

Democrat Mele Carroll, who has represented East Maui, Lanai and Molokai in the state House of Representatives since 2005, is one of those back-benchers who’d otherwise serve out her term-limitless terms of office in respectable silence were she not a serial violator of the state’s campaign spending laws. For reasons that remain mysterious (her explanations range from she “misplaced” the relevant spending and donations reports to she

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“forgot” to file said reports all the way to the oft-used “a friend in Honolulu had my file in her bag”) but the result

is nearly the same every election cycle: while virtually everyone else in the state Legislature manages to get their campaign finance reports filed on time so the public can see who’s giving them money, Mele Carroll fails to do so. And the result is thousands of dollars in fines, which also fail to deter her from doing better.

Mitigating factor: The Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission hasn’t slapped her with a fine in about a year.

12. TERRYL VENCL

On an island where 40 percent of residents owe their income to tourists, the head of the Maui Visitors Bureau possesses something like the keys to the kingdom. Which is probably why Vencl–who has run the MVB since 2003–gets about $3.5 million every year from the County of Maui and another $3 million or so from the Hawaii Tourism Authority. That’s right: the organization that markets Maui to the world gets its funding not from the resort hotels, attractions, activities and restaurants

9. JOE SOUKI

that directly benefit from it, but state and local taxpayers. This happens year after year with never a word of protest from the Maui County Council. That, my friends, is real power.

Speaker of the House Joe Souki, D-Wailuku, is one of the most powerful individuals in the State of Hawaii. A legislator here since 1982, Souki is a realtor by trade who’s also worked as a lobbyist for the American Chemistry Council.

But he’s on this list because of the way he exercises power. Earlier this month, Representative Karen Awana resigned her post as Democratic Majority Leader after racking up so many campaign violation fines she made Mele Carroll (#13) look like a Girl Scout. Rather than

Mitigating factor: Conde Nast Traveler keeps calling Maui “The Number One Island In The U.S.,” so she must be doing something right.

11. TOM CANNON

For many years, architect Tom Cannon was Wailuku Main Street Association’s chairman of the board. Then in 2012, when Deputy Attorney General Hugh Jones began investigating WMSA on charges of fraud, financial malfeasance and so forth, Cannon publicly transformed into a seething wild man–an uncompromising gate-keeper with the charisma of a Prussian soldier who never missed a chance to defend embattled executive director Jocelyn Perreira and ridicule (often in childish ways) Jones, members of the news media, county officials trying to find out where the millions in tax dollars sent to WMSA over the last decade had actually gone and even former WMSA board members who dared question what WMSA was doing with public money. Cannon even refused to divulge to Jones under oath where the association had stashed its remaining “assets” after it went out of business. And even after WMSA dissolved in a mass of board resignations and disgrace, Cannon still loudly insisted that he was a victim of a massive conspiracy.

Mitigating factor: Except for Albert Speer, architects are usually pretty harmless in the end.

express pleasure at not having to fire Awana, or at least shrug his shoulders and move on, Souki publicly offered Awana a plum committee chairmanship after she clears up her little campaign violation problems.

Mitigating factor: He sounds like Elmer Fudd.

8. KEI TAGUMA

It’s amazing how much fear this long Maui Police Officer strikes into the hearts of island residents. I’ve watched more adults than I care to mention race out their door, their faces ashen with terror, muttering something about forgetting to move their cars after leaving them in a two-hour spot for more than the posted two hours. Don’t they know Officer Taguma

since the island rose out of the Pacific Ocean. His sons Layne and Gene work for him as Liquor Control Officers, though they operate out of the department’s Lahaina office. Unlike other county departments, the LC gets its funds directly from bars and restaurants around Maui County, both in terms of liquor license fees and fines for violating the county’s myriad liquor rules.

Mitigating factor: He’s old.

6. RICK VOLNER

This guy is the general manager of Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar. Yes, his company employs 800 people on Maui. But his company also dumps ash, soot and smoke into our skies between the months of May and November every year. See, HC&S still harvests sugar (which is, in itself, a scary substance) the old-fashioned way: by burning it in the fields. For this, Volner is entirely unapologetic.

Even when he does apologize–like the way he did a few weeks ago when his company dumped an unusually large quantity of ash on Central and South Maui–it comes across more as a marketing move than a genuine effort at being a good neighbor.

Mitigating factor: Mmmm… sugar.

5. CHARLIE JENCKS

Don’t call him a lobbyist–Charlie Jencks is a “developer representative,” meaning he’s the guy who spouts euphemisms to the public while works to get big land development projects like Honua‘ula (FKA Wailea 670) and the Maui Outlets and Piilani Promenade (FKA the “Kihei Mega Malls) approved by the appropriate state and local agencies and commissions. His resume–on file with the state Land Use Commission–states that he worked for the famed Irvine Company in Southern

10. J. KALANI ENGLISH

Since 2000, J. Kalani English has represented East Maui in the state Senate. He’s been mostly just a quiet, progressive legislator.

But then early this year, English guaranteed himself a spot on this list by introducing SB 465–otherwise known as the Steven Tyler Act–which would have criminalizing the taking of photos of “celebrities,” even if they were on public property. The bill was a cynical attempt to, in its own words, “encourage celebrities to visit and reside in our State by creating a civil cause of action for the con-

isn’t a mere mortal at all, but a force of nature?

Like Death in The Seventh Seal (if Death tooled around Wailuku on a three-wheeled Harley Motor Trike), he’ll come visit everyone eventually…

Mitigating factor: He’s gotta be mortal, right? Right?!

7. FRANK SILVA

He’s directed the Maui County Department of Liquor Control pretty much

structive invasion of privacy.” Any official willing to sell out First Amendment freedoms just to get the rich and famous to move here clearly fits the definition of “scary.”

Mitigating factor: Nothing really good happens from photographing Steven Tyler under any circumstances.

in 2011 and termination from the MPD. Mitigating factor: He acted slightly less egregiously than his partner.

3. KRISTOPHER GALON

The fact that Galon and his partner were still eliciting headlines in The Maui News this year shows that the Maui PD has more than just an image problem. Galon didn’t do anything so vulgar as steal from Tracy Motelewski’s purse, but he did gallantly offered Motelewski a ride home after he saw her walking home after being released from jail. She accepted, only to find that Galon expected “sexual favors” for his generosity. Later convicted of depriving a person of her rights, Galon was sentenced to 18 months in prison. Of course, the MPD also fired him.

Mitigating factor: The MPD decorated Galon for heroism in 2004.

2. LEWIS GAMBLE

How’s this for a horror story:You’re just another guy living in Kihei and you house gets robbed. You call the cops, and they send over one Officer Lewis Gamble, who proceeds to sexually assault you. This happened in 2010. Tossed off the force, earlier this month Gamble pleaded guilty to second-degree sexual assault (a felony), second-degree impersonating a cop, false reporting to law enforcement authorities, third-degree assault and misusing 911 emergency services. He’s currently awaiting sentencing, though prosecutors did not ask for jail time.

Mitigating factor: He’s no longer a Maui Police Officer.

1. GARY YABUTA

A Maui Police Officer since 1983,Yabuta took over as Chief in June 2009. As Chief, Yabuta presides over a department of about 400 employees, the vast majority of which are hard working, decent people–certainly not criminals like Gamble, Galon and Gunderson.

But at the same time,Yabuta’s department is openly contemptuous of the right of citizens to photograph police officers doing their jobs in public. It’s also following the mainland militarization trend of many municipal po-

California in the 1980s, then headed the County of Maui Public Works Department in the 1990s. He exemplifies the drive to commercialize, commodify and profit from as much as the island as possible. In such a view, Maui is just empty, unused land that needs development–and he’s the guy who can make it happen.

Mitigating factor: He was honorably discharged from the U.S. Navy in 1970

4. STEVEN GUNDERSON

Former Maui Police Officer Steven Gunderson is half of why the County of Maui wrote a $200,000 check to Tracy Motelewski in July. In 2008, Gunderson was a Lahaina patrol officer, and one day he and his partner Kristopher Galon (see below) saw fit to falsely arrest and then jail Motelewski overnight. The cops released Motelewski the next day without charging her, though Gunderson saw fit to pocket $500 from her purse. For his actions, Gunderson received five years probation, a $5,000 fine

lice forces by purchasing an armored Bearcat truck–what Yabuta intends to use that monster for on Maui is anyone’s guess. And since state law prohibits the releasing of names of police officers sanctioned by Internal Affairs, and the Maui Police Commission is little more than a cheering section for the Chief and department as a whole, the concept of outside accountability is just a distant dream.

Mitigating factor: He surfs. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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from farms mostly located no further than 50 miles away. His fish comes from local fisherman and divers, and everything else he’s crafted himself.

Mahon’s truck stands out from the rest at the depot. It’s painted a low-pro gray and white, like a shark. It’s also not very big–just 10 by 15 feet or so. Here, good things come from small packages, and locals seem to agree. Mahon says his burgers and fish tacos sell out daily. He’s already won a following after being open less than a year. In fact, this year his Shark Pit truck won second place in the MauiTime Best of Maui Food Trucks category.

“Shark Pit is the first place I caught a wave and a fish,” says Mahon when I ask about the truck’s name. “My food is always

appeared before my eyes.

I sat down in the shaded community picnic long-table and dove into my funked up fish tacos. Taco plates come with the daily side dish and go for $11. The fish tacos come with his house slaw–crisp purple and green cabbage in dressing and tropical chipotle. I seriously can’t stop dreaming about them at lunch time. Other taco options include his kalbi and spicy shrimp.

He also makes a fish burger with ground fish of the day, and a fresh catch plate, too.

The daily specials board is filled with Mahon’s creative fusion of comfort and local food. There’s a Bikini Blonde venison taco, char siu bacon, tomato bisque and grill cheese on rye. There’s always a fresh salad, and he’s been experiment-

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he trains may come and go at the Pu’ukoli’i station in Lahaina, but the food trucks are likely there to stay. The first one to stick has been Chris Mahon’s Shark Pit Maui Food Truck, serving what he calls “funked up farm food.”

Now this isn’t Mahon’s first time to the rodeo. His recipes at the old Gaby’s Pizzeria repeatedly won awards at the Taste of Lahaina food festival. Later, he opened Paradice Bluz in Lahaina Town. But here at Shark Pit Food Truck, Mahon appears to have found his menu nirvana.

This Lahainaluna alum has taken the bistro movement and bent it to his will, offering vegan, vegetarian and carnivore de-

lights with plenty of Westside swagger. The sauces are rich, the textures are complex and the train depot adds a unique flair, but in the end what makes the truck special is that Mahon truly seems to care what his customers think. In fact, at the end of your meal, expect him to ask how it was.

“Why a food truck and not a restaurant?” he recently posted on his Shark Pit Facebook page. “This is my restaurant. I can do fancy, I can make pretty colors, I can use wild crazy ingredients, and make things sound extravagant. No, I’m not classically trained. Will I be respected by chefs that went to culinary school? I don’t care, I make food for people and it makes them happy. I cook for them, not me.”

The menu visuals recall an old newspaper with headlines like “Lahaina Free Press” and “Area Man Attacks Lunch” across the top–a hint at Mahon’s humor.

But he gets serious when it comes to the food. His produce is organically sourced

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fresh. Nothing is is frozen. The pan sautéed fish in the fish taco is topped with a tropical chipotle rub and a raspberry reduction.

The ingredients are 90 percent local.”

Looking over the likes and comments on his Facebook page, where he regularly posts daily specials and menu items, people are stoked on his food. His furikakedusted corn on the cob is an especially popular item–it’s a grilled cob painted with an aioli to make the furikake stick.

His standard menu features a list of burgers, like the $9 Paniolo Burger that features Kauai beef, Maui maple bacon, bleu cheese and barbecue aioli. When I dropped by recently, someone was drowning his Hawaiian Patty Melt (Kauai beef, sautéed mushroom, onion and havarti on rye) with thousand wasabi dressing. It dis-

ing with quinoa to expand into some new vegan frontiers.

“I’m concentrating on the food revolution,” says Mahon. “Staying with unique local Asian fusion and American soul food.

Nothing normal. Funked up farm food is my tag. I serve vegan, not so vegan, vegaquarium and I-eat-meat types, too.”

The Shark Pit Food Truck operates Mondays through Saturdays, 11am to 4pm but closes when he sells out. Check his Facebook page at fb.com/dasharkpitmaui or call 808-298-7776 to put in your order.

The train depot is located at the base of Pu’ukoli’i Road, mauka and to your left. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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E Malama Kou Kino Care for your body at the Ritz Carlton Kapalua this weekend

SCHEDULE

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Thursday, Oct. 31 7:30am – TaijiFit Flow by David Dorian Ross. 60 min.

9:00am – Yoga Joint Remedy by Felicia Tomasko. 60 min.

10:30am – The Naked Athlete with Nick Tumminello. 90 min.

2:00pm – Power, Freedom and Flow by David Dorian Ross. 90 min.

3:45pm – Safe, Sound Sleep by Felicia Tomasko. 90 min.

Friday, Nov. 1 7:30am – Taiji to Go by David Dorian Ross. 60 min.

8:00am – Coastal Walk with Jean-Michel Cousteau’s Ambassadors of the Environment. 120 min.; $49 per guest.

9:00am – Yoga for Strong Immunity by Felicia Tomasko. 60 min.

10:30am – How Taiji Can Save Your Life by David Dorian Ross. 90 min.

2:00pm – More Gain, No Knee Pain with Nick Tumminello. 90 min.

3:45pm – Take a Deep Breath and Destress by Felicia Tomasko. 75-90 min.

6:00pm – Waihua Spa Evening Event. $55 per person

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and instructor David Dorian Ross says it can be life-changing. Nick Tumminello knows strength training and developed his own hybrid of conditioning. Then it’s all about yoga and ayurveda, the Indian system of holistic medicine, and Felicia Tomasko will lead workshops in breathing, relaxing and deep sleep.

The event is also peppered with walks from Jean-Michel Cousteau’s Ambassadors of the Environment program led by the Ritz’s naturalists ($49 per guest). Claudia Micco will also teach a pilates-inspired class. Micco is the resident trainer at the Ritz and teaches classes there as well.

The Waihua Spa is hosting a Friday night event featuring healthy pupus, skinny bar, mini treatments and a trunk show. All attendees will get a gift bag and can enter the raffle (tickets are $55). A skinny cocktail Happy Hour from 5:30-7:30pm at Alaloa Lounge ends each day.

All classes and workshops are open to the public, and the Ritz is offering day packages for $45 (cost for Maui residents with Hawaii ID is $35 to access all the workouts and workshops). There’s no allaccess pass, but if you want to attend all days they will offer a discount. The daypasses do not include the spa event or the Cousteau explorations.

The E Malama Kou Kino workout sessions and seminars are complimentary for guests of the Ritz Carlton Kapalua, and they are also offering special room packages for the event. Go to Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua for more info or call 808-665-7079. ■

Sunday, Nov. 3 7:30am – Labyrinth Meditation Walk. 60 min.

9:00am – Flex and Flow YogaFit with Beth Shaw. 60 min.

10:30am – The Eat Anything and Everything Weight Loss Revolution by Robert Ferguson. 90 min.

2:00pm – What is Keeping You Stuck by David Dorian Ross. 90 min.

3:45pm – Meditation in Motion by Beth Shaw. 60 min.

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here’s a dirty underbelly to the foodie revolution, and it boils down to the waistline. Even with all the great farm-to-table eats, the move to slow food from fast food isn’t necessarily tipping the scale in the right direction.

Finding balance calls for moderation and exercise but in our culture of burning the candle at both ends, there seems to be little time and even less knowledge about caring for your mind, body and spirit.

Thankfully, the Ritz Carlton Kapalua has created a week of wellness events called E Malama Kou Kino, which translates as “care for your body.” The event calls on Beth Shaw, the YogaFit queen, and her team of experts to create a diverse set of workouts and workshops to prepare a foundation of wellness.

The event centers around morning workouts like Taiji, yoga, pilates and guided trail walks in the morning with different instructors. Then the instructors teach workshops on getting better sleep, debunking ab exercise and how to find long-lasting health and happiness. The event targets not just the fitness of your body but the health of your mind. Workouts like labyrinth meditation walks and nutrition tips about how to eat chocolate and drink wine without worrying about your waist will be key.

The team starts with Beth Shaw, the innovator behind the trendy YogaFit ,YogaSweat and YogaButt brands of fitness. And Robert Ferguson, the face behind the Diet Free Life series, has a Wine, Chocolate and Wellness workshop that will be coveted (advance reservations are recommended).

Taiji Fit is exercise rooted in Tai chi,

Saturday, Nov. 2 7:30am – Chakra Energy YogaFit by Beth Shaw. 60 min.

8:00am – Coastal Walk with Jean-Michel Cousteau’s Ambassadors of the Environment. 120 min.; $49 per guest 9:00am – Beyond Pilates by Claudia Micco. 60 min.

10:30am – YogaLean by Beth Shaw. 90 min.

2:00pm – Wine, Chocolate and Wellness by Robert Ferguson. 90 min.

3:45pm – Top 10 Ab Exercises by Nick Tumminello. 90 min.

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Halloween, Costume Parties and Goulish Events West Maui 35TH ANNUAL LAHAINA KEIKI HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARADE - Thu, Oct 31. See Picks on page 18. 4pm (Front Street, Lahaina) 30TH ANNUAL HALLOWEEN GHOULISH GALA - Thu, Oct 31. Costume Karaoke Contest 7pm. The Wharf Cinema Centers Shops and Restaurants, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8748 CAMPBELL PARK EVENTS IN LAHAINA - Thu, Oct 31. Food, keiki activities, face painting starts at 3pm.

Live music with Benny Uyetake Band 6-8pm. 12pm Campbell Park, (Front St., Lahaina); 888- 310-1117 CAPTAIN JACKS COSTUME CONTEST - Thu, Oct 31. 10pm Captain Jack’s Island Grill, (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988 FREE BATTER - Thu, Oct 31. For guests in costume.

7am-2pm Slappy Cakes, (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Lahaina); 808-419-6600; slappycakes.com/maui.html HALLOWEEN AT FLEETWOOD’S - Thu, Oct 31. Whiskey Pimps on the Main Floor, The House Shakers & R.E. Metoyer Blues Rock & Soul Revue on the rooftop, and drink specials & bar food. $20.

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PUMPKIN PATCH AT KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily. There is nothing more magical than pumpkin patches in the fall. Tues-Fri from 10am-5pm and Sat-Sun 10am-4pm. Kula Country Farms; kulacountryfarmsmaui.com

Central Maui A COSTUME FROM MAXI’S Maxi’s Costumes, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com CATCH THE SHUTTLE FROM WAILUKU TO LAHAINA AND BACK - Thu, Oct 31. Wailuku Departures from 6pm and 6:30pm. Return trips depart from the parking lot at Prison Street and Front Street at 10:30pm and 11:30pm. Call 808-667-9193 to reserve tickets or find out where to purchase. $5. 6pm War Memorial Stadium, (211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-667-9193 PUMPKIN PIE EATING CONTEST - Thu, Oct 31. Pumpkin Pie lovers 21 or older get down here.

6:30pm L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 THE SHINING - Thu, Oct 31. $5 unlimited popcorn. Scream out loud! Donations happily accepted. Free. 7pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com TRICK-OR-TREATING - Thu, Oct 31. Bring your ghosts and goblins (age 12 and under) to Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center for a safe, family-friendly evening of trick-or-treating. NOTE: Masks are not permitted to be worn while on premises. 5pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com ■

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, OCT. 31 HALLOWEEN KEIKI PARADE – The annual Keiki Halloween Costume Parade returns to Lahaina for its 35th year! The parade celebrates keiki, highlights Lahaina’s devoted community and gets everyone in a four-block radius to have fun. This year, Don Rosenthal–who has done so much for West Maui athletics over the last three decades–will be Grand Marshal. His devotion to West Maui youth athletics over the past 30 years has been invaluable. Other guests include Mayor Alan Arakawa, the Shriners, Lahainaluna High School’s Marching Band, the Maui Fire Department and more surprise guests! Keiki will line up at 4:15pm on the corner of Papalaua and Front Street. The parade ends at the Lahaina Banyan Tree Park. 4:30pm. Lahaina (Campbell Park); visitlahaina.com. Photo courtesy County of Maui website

HALLOWEEN ON FRONT STREET – Halloween in Lahaihaina continues through the night with an adult-friendly version of the keiki parade. Termed the “Marti Gras of the Paith cific,” Front Street on Oct. 31 becomes a runway filled with ce costumes–scary, sexy and just plain silly. Enter a chance esy to win $1,000 cash prize for the best costume courtesy rn! of Honu Seafood and Pizza and Mala Ocean Tavern! tail You can register for the contest at a Pioneer Inn retail store. Or just groove to the beats of DJ Ron and roam the treet various food selections available for purchase. Front Street night. will be closed to vehicular traffic from 3:30pm to midnight. night.

That means NO street parking is allowed 3:30pm- midnight.

6pm. Lahaina (Front Street), visitlahaina.com.

THURSDAY, OCT. 31 TRUNK OR TREAT – Want to avoid the Westside Halloween madness? Hope Chapel in Kihei is offering a twist on trick-or-treating at their Trunk-or-Treat Extravaganza. Here, automobile trunks will get decorated with various kid-friendly themes.

There will also be pony rides and hayrides! Stop by the petting zoo, play games or simply enjoy the live entertainment. The costume that best reflects this year’s theme– “Children of the World”–wins a prize. Food will be available for purchase. Admission covers all other entertainment and candy. No scary costumes, please. $3 (keiki under two are free.) 5:30pm-8:30pm. Hope Chapel (300 E. Welakahao Rd., Kihei), hopechapelmaui.com. Photo: ErrorCoins.CO - Flickr.com

DIAMOND’S HALLOWEEN BASH – This Thursday you can shine bright during the darkest night at Diamond’s Ice Bar & Grill. Dress to impress because the top two costumes on Halloween night will win cash. Drink specials include $6 Green Demons. If you’re afraid of the dark, don’t fret because there will be free glow sticks for everyone! No cover. 9pm. Diamonds Bar and Grill (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; diamondsicebar.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

THURSDAY, OCT. 31 QUANTIC – Turn up the heat on your Halloween plans with Quantic, a UK-born musician, producer and DJ. Known for his Jazz, funk and Afrobeat fusion, he will make his Maui debut at Charley’s in Paia. Drawing inspiration from his surroundings, the resulting sounds he produces are impossible to predict. Quantic is coming to us off a US solo (DJ) tour–a 22-date summer-run throughout Europe with Ondatropica including a stop at mega-festival Glastonbury. 21+. $20-$30. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), paiahalloween13. eventbrite.com. Photo: Mike Reger/Wikimedia Commons

E MALAMA KOU KINO – Balance your mind, body and spirit at The Ritz-Carlton’s E Malama Kou Kino (Care for your body) this Thursday through Sunday. The event gathers health and wellness practitioners Beth Shaw and her YogaFit team; Robert Ferguson, America’s Diet-Free Life Coach; T’ai Chi Champion David Dorian Ross; strength and conditioning coach Nick Tumminello; and YogaGlo instructor Felicia Tomasko. Pamper yourself at the Waihua Spa. Sit it on cultural seminars or take a nature hike. Seminars are complimentary for overnight guests of The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua. Those not staying at the hotel can purchase daily passes. Reservations recommended. Day passes are $45 person. $35 for local residents. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua p ((1 Ritz Carlton Dr, Kapalua); 808-665-7079, ritzcarlton.com/kapalua. Photo courtesy Ritz-Carlton

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FRIDAY, NOV. 1

GO R RED FOR WOMEN – The 2013 Go Red for Women Luncheon and Health Expo returns this Saturday to the Fairmont Kea Lani. It features a three-course “heart healthy healthy” lunch, health screenings, live demonstrations and a silent auction, and all proceeds benefit the American Heart Association’s Go Red for Women movement that funds research, education, community service and health advocacy programs for womT first 100 guests will receive swag bags. A fashion show will include women who en. The ha have survived heart conditions. Table sponsorships available. $100. 9am-1:30pm.

The Fairmont Kea Lani (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-244-7185, mauigoredforwomen.org, Facebook.com/MauiGoRed. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Halloween festivities spill into Wailuku this Friorday. Maui OnStage opens its doors for a performance of The Rocky Horm) ror Picture Show. Maui Rumba will be at Wailuku Banyan Tree Park (6pm) u while Eric Gilliom and Lily Meola set up at Maui Thing (6:15pm). Wailuku e Coffee Company hosts a Dia de Los Muertos reception featuring cookie a decorating and face painting with proceeds benefiting the Light of Raja Youth Foundation. The If The Shoe Fits Shoe Drive continues to benefitit ia Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui. You can always make a virtual visits via WailukuCam.com. 6pm. Wailuku (Market Street) mauifridays.com

SATURDAY, NOV. 2 XAVIER RUDD – A multi-instrumental soloist, Xavier Rudd hails from Australia and is making his Maui debut at the Iao Theater this Saturday. Rudd has mastered eight acoustic guitars, three unique didgeridoos and a finely-tuned quiver. Rudd contributed songs to Matthew McConaughey’s 2008 indie comedy Surfer, Dude and has collaborated with Jack Johnson many times. Fresh from his performance at the Hallowbaloo Music & Arts Festival in Honolulu, Rudd continues his Hawaiian Island tour with a stop on Maui. All ages. $25-$45. 8pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969, xr.eventbrite.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

ERIC GILLIOM BAND WITH VINCE ESQUIRE – Stella Blues invites you for a twilight performance featuring the Eric Gilliom Band and special guest Vince Esquire. Gilliom’s bluesy vocal ability has won him Na Hoku Hanohano Awards and successful collaborations, including a few with Willie K. Gilliom is also known for his leading role in Get A Job. No stranger to Stella’s stage, Esquire will join Gilliom and his band for an evening of funk and Soul R&B. 10pm. $10. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-3779, stellablues.com. Photo courtesy TedXMaui - By Jessica Pearl

SUNDAY, NOV. 3 HAIKU HILLBILLYS – The Haiku Hillbillys will be rocking out for a cause this Sunday at Casanova in Makawao. Grab your dancing shoes and head over for a hint of bluegrass, a tinge of funky folk and whole lotta rock. o her Joining the lineup will be Miss Meaghan Owens. Contributing to ock. unique country tones will be violinist and mandolin player John Pollock.

Opening the program will be Edward Burns. If you can’t make it,, stream the performance live! Proceeds will benefit Mana’o Radio (97.1FM). $7. 2pm-5pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), manaoradio.com. Photo courtesy Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, NOV. 3

MONDAY, NOV. 4 RESTAURANT WEEK WAILEA – Work up an appetite for the return of Restaurant Week Wailea starting this Sunday, because it runs through Saturday, Nov. 9. The area is home to award-winning culinary talent, celebrity chefs and a wide array of cuisine. The chefs have once again crafted three-course, pre-fixe menus for just $29*, $39* or $49* per person (*depending on the restaurant–beverages, tax and gratuity not included).

This year, a record 21 restaurants will be participating. Be sure to double-check additional specials at select restaurants. No tickets needed, but please contact each restaurant to make reservations. Visit opentable.com to make your reservations online. Each participating restaurant has agreed to make a contribution to the Maui Food Bank for every pre-fixe entrée sold during Restaurant Week. In past years, this has raised upwards of $50,000. wailearesortassociation.com. Photo: Angelo DeSantis/Wikimedia Commons

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HOLOHOLO KA‘A – This Sunday climb aboard and honk the horn at Holoholo Ka‘a 2013. It’s a benefit for Hawaiian Language Immersion Education Programs and families are invited for an afternoon of fun. Get up-close and personal with emergency vehicles, heavy machinery, various construction rigs, farm equipment and more. Food and beverages will also be available for purchase. The morning will showcase local businesses and agencies, county and state departments vehicles. $1. 9am1pm; georgierocha@gmail.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

TAKE A PIECE OF WONDER – All good (and cool) things must come to an end, but that doesn’t mean it has to be sad. This Monday, the public is invited to help disassemble Wes Bruce’s “Taken By Wonder” exhibition at the MACC’s Schaffer International Gallery. Bruce, known for his forts, incites wonder through his use of various materials, remnants and illustrations he found on the island. The public is urged to take a piece of his fort and re-purpose it. The dismantling continues through Thursday, Nov. 7. 10am-2pm. Schaefer International Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: Darris Hurst

Film

by Barry Wurst II

Randy Grandpa Johnny Knoxville’s ‘Bad Grandpa’ is really dumb and really funny Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

★★★★★ Rated R / 92 Min.

S

ometimes being a movie critic is simply acting as a reporter and informing the reader what experience the movie in question has to offer. With comedies like Austin Powers, Napoleon Dynamite, and, yes, Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, I wouldn’t be doing my job without admitting right away that the audience and I laughed a great deal. In fact, I took my friend Tom with me and, while he’s a jovial, good-humored guy, I’ve never seen him laugh so hard in my life. It’s important that this gets mentioned early in the review, as it may be a key factor in whether you, the reader, decide to spend your money on a movie this dumb.

Jackass master of ceremonies Johnny Knoxville dons convincing old age make-up, drives around the country with a young boy and fools multitudes of people into thinking they’re witnessing an elderly man behaving horribly with his grandson. On the one hand,

this is a Candid Camera sort of movie, in which the laughs come from seeing real people react to Knoxville’s elaborate prank. This was where the movie had me on board, with the unplanned reactions and ability of Knoxville and this kid (Jackson Nicoll, a real find and a gifted improviser) to pull off the most outrageous scenarios with fiendish panache.

The problem is, we’re also supposed to take the “plot” semi-seriously and believe we’re watching a real movie. We get a loose and familiar story, in which the randy grandpa will bond with his grandson on a long road trip to the boy’s neglectful father. To say the least, this is the stuff of the most generic, uninspired kind of formula comedy, and it’s mixed in with all the good stuff.

Perhaps we’re supposed to overlook the story and just soak up the laughs but the movie wants to have it both ways and it often stops the movie cold. We’re in on the joke, of course, and know that Knoxville and the kid are doing routines on people that may have unexpected outcomes, as the biggest laughs come from just how far people on the street

Let’s see if I still remember how to drive

are willing to buy into Knoxville’s bits.

These scenes work.

Then we’re taken back into the plot, which is thin and uninspired. Couldn’t they have just dropped the lame “story” and just given us one funny bit after another? After all, isn’t that the format of the Jackass movies and TV series? Why did Knoxville think we needed another tired redux of Big Daddy?

Knoxville’s geriatric make-up does most of the acting for him, as he barely modifies his old man voice from his actual vocals. This is hardly performance art, let alone a great comic performance.

More like that college prankster who pulls a fast one on his best friend and drunkenly laughs about it for days later. I want to give him the credit he deserves,

as he knows what’s funny and gives his all to the project but this isn’t on the same level of brilliant improvisation and insane commitment to character as Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat.

Without giving away the punch lines, I’ll single out a scene in a diner involving a fart contest between grandfather and grandson. There’s also a beauty pageant that gets gloriously hijacked and a funeral that goes from bad to hilariously unbearable. These scenes are gross, in poor taste, and rely on the lowest of low brow humor.

More importantly, they’re awfully funny.

Too bad we’re saddled with a needless plot that weighs the movie down. Once it’s on DVD, I’ll skip past the stupidly sentimental story and go straight to the good stuff. ■

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Showtimes IAO THEATRE 68 N. Market St. Wailuku, 808-244-8680 Rocky Horror Picture Show-R-FRI 8pm The Shining-R-THU 7pm KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Carrie-R-2D THU 11:10 1:15 3:20 5:25 7:30 9:35. 2D FRI-WED 11:10 1:15 3:20 5:25 7:30 9:35.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 2D-PG-THU 10:25 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:05 9:15.

FRI-WED 10:25 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:05 9:15.

Escape Plan-R-THU 10:40 1:30 4:20 7:10 9:50. FRI-WED 10:40 1:30 4:20 7:10 9:50.

Gravity 2D-PG13-THU 12:15 7:00. FRIWED 12:15 7:15.

Gravity 3D-PG13-THU 10:00 11:00 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 8:00 9:15 10:15. FRIWED 10:00 11:00 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 8:00 9:15 10:15.

She’s The One-R-THU 11:05 1:55 4:45 7:15 9:45. FRI-WED 11:05 1:55 4:45 7:15 9:45.

7:10 9:40. 3D MON-WED (12:20 2:40 5:00) 7:40 10:20.

Insidious: Chapter 2-PG13-THU 4:00 9:20.

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa-R-THU 12:10 12:40 2:30 3:00 4:50 5:20 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10. FRI (12:00 12:30 2:30 3:00 4:50 5:20) 7:20 7:50 10:10 10:40.

SAT-SUN (12:00 12:30 2:30 3:00) 4:50 5:20 7:20 7:50 10:10 10:40. MON-WED (12:00 12:30 2:30 3:00 4:50 5:20) 7:20 7:50 10:10 10:40.

Last Vegas-PG13-FRI (11:10 11:40 1:50 2:20 4:20 4:50) 6:50 7:20 9:30 10:00. SAT-SUN (11:10 11:40 1:50 2:20) 4:20 4:50 6:50 7:20 9:30 10:00. MON-WED (1:50 2:20 4:20 4:50) 6:50 7:20 9:30 10:00.

Machete Kills-R-THU 1:20 6:40.

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters-PG-THU 1:40 4:10 6:50 9:30. FRI (11:00 1:40 4:20). SAT-SUN (1100 140) 420. MON-WED (1:40 4:20).

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Battle of the Year-PG13-THU 1:10 3:50 6:30 9:10.

Captain Phillips-PG13-THU 12:20 12:50 3:50 4:20 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20. FRI (12:30 3:30) 6:30 9:40. SAT-SUN (12:30) 3:30 6:30 9:40.

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Don Jon-R-THU 11:50 2:10 4:30 7:00 9:20.

FRI-WED 7:00 10:50.

Ender’s Game-PG13-(11:20 1:30 2:00 4:10 4:40) 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20. (11:20 1:30 2:00) 4:10 4:40 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20. (1:30 2:00 4:10 4:40) 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20.

Free Birds-PG-2D FRI (11:50 2:10 4:30) 7:10 9:40. 3D FRI (12:20 2:40 5:00) 7:40 10:20. 2D SAT-SUN (11:50 2:10) 4:30 7:10 9:40. 3D SAT-SUN (12:20 2:40) 5:00 7:40 10:20. MON-WED 2D (11:50 2:10 4:30)

Prisoners-R-THU 12:00 6:30.

Romeo and Juliet-PG13-THU 3:40 9:50.

The Counselor-R-THU 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40 7:00 7:30 10:00 10:30. FRI (11:30 12:40 2:10 3:50) 6:40 8:00 9:20 9:30. SAT-SUN (11:30 12:40 2:10) 3:50 6:40 8:00 9:20 9:30. MON-WED FRI (11:30 12:40 2:10 3:50) 6:40 8:00 9:20 9:30.

The Fifth Estate-R-THU 12:30 3:40 6:40 9:40.

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Ender’s Game-PG13-FRI-SUN (1:30) 4:15 7:00 9:45. MON (1:30 4:15) 7:00. TUE 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45. WED (1:30 4:15) 7:00.

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NEW ENDER’S GAME - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Young Ender Wiggin (Asa Butterfield) must lead Earth%92s army into battle against alien attack. Also stars Harrison Ford. 114 min.

FREE BIRDS - PG - Animation - Like Foghorn Leghorn if he were a turkey trying to get off of the Thanksgiving menu. Seasoned with plenty of bird brained humor. 91 min.

LAST VEGAS - PG13 - Comedy - It’s The Hangover meets Bad Grandpa, starring the modern Rat Pack: Michael Douglas, Robert DeNiro, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Kline. Basically a Steel Magnolias for dudes. 104 min.

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - R - Musical - Classic 1975, um, whatever this is about a young couple who visits Dr. FrankN-Furter. 100 min.

THE SHINING - R - Horror - Classic 1980 take on Stephen King’s tale of an evil force that drives a father to violence. Directed by Stanley Kubrick. 146 min.

CURRENT CAPTAIN PHILLIPS - PG13 - Action - The story of how Somali pirates hijacked an American freighter in 2009. Stars Tom Hanks and Barkhad Abdi. 134 min.

CARRIE - R - Horror - Chloe Grace Moretz stars in this remake of the horror classic about a teenage girl who uses telekinesis to take revenge after getting bullied. 100 min.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 - PG - Animation - Flint Lockwood must leave his job when he learns that his infernal machine is still producing weird and dangerous animalfood hybrids. 95 min.

DON JON - R - Comedy - Some New Jersey guy who watches a lot of porn decides to find out what true love actually means. 90 min.

ESCAPE PLAN - R - Action - Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger star in this flick about a guy who gets wrongfully jailed in an escape-proof prison he designed. 116 min.

GRAVITY - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are astronauts who find themselves stranded in Earth orbit. 90 min.

JACKASS PRESENTS: BAD GRANDPA - R - Comedy - Johnny Knoxville takes his 86-year-old Bad Grandpa character from Jackass on a roadtrip across America. See this week’s film critique. 92 min.

PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS - PG Family - The son of Poseidon and friends travel to the Sea of Monsters to find the Golden Fleece and save their home. 106 min.

SHE’S THE ONE - R - Comedy - Jennifer Aniston and Edward Burns star in this 1996 movie about two

brothers who deal with chicks. Go figure. 96 min.

THE COUNSELOR - R - Drama - A lawyer foolishly involves himself with drug trafficking. Directed by Ridley Scott and written by Cormac McCarthy. 111 min.

THE FIFTH ESTATE - R - Drama - Benedict Cumberbatch stars in this dramatization of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. 128 min.

LAST CHANCE BATTLE OF THE YEAR - PG13 - Musical - Do you like movies about all-boy dance groups, B-boys, and no-holds-barred boy dancing competitions?

Then you’ll enjoy this movie. 109 min.

INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2 - PG13 - Horror - The wacky Lambert family is back at it, trying to figure out why they’re connected to the scary spirit world. 105 min.

MACHETE KILLS - R - Action - The blades swing when Charlie Sheen as the US Pres hires exfederale Machete (Danny Trejo) to stop terrorist Mel Gibson and save the world with a lot of hot badass babes along the way. 108 min.

PRISONERS - R - Drama - A desperate father tries to find his missing daughter. 146 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS QUANTIC ON HALLOWEEN - Thu, Oct 31.

Whether summoning beats from his hard drive or arranging Latin orchestras in his adopted home of Cali, Colombia, Quantic, an umbrella name for UKborn, Will Holland, never misses the mark–winning acclaim for taking on about any musical genre and churning out organic sounds that resonate deep in your soul. $30. 10pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; paiahalloween13.eventbrite.com WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri, Nov 1. Join the street party and experience local entertainment, food, sidewalk vendors and more.

This month, enjoy live music by Eric Gilliom, Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, and Joel Katz. Big Brother, Big Sister shoe drive and a Beer & Wine Garden benefiting Ku‘u A‘O. Enjoy a performance by Iao Theater of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Also, “Dia De Los Muertos” reception w/face painting, cookie decorating at Wailuku Coffee Company, and a Free Yoga Class @Body Alive Yoga @4:45pm.

Free. 6pm Wailuku Town AMY HANAIALI‘I GILLIOM - Sat, Nov 2. Live Music. Stella’s Supper Club $60 4 course dinner.

6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-3779; stellablues.com THE ERIC GILLIOM BAND WITH VINCE ESQUIRE - Sat, Nov 2. See This Weeks Picks, page 18. $10. 9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com CELEBRATION OF LIFE BENEFIT FOR FAUHIVA OHANA - Daily. It’s a two-night benefit show Friday and Saturday for the family of Maui Musician Christian Fa‘uhiva, who passed away last week. There will be several bands and a silent auction on both nights. 9pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010 MISKA - Fri, Nov 1. First Show all ages with a four-course dinner and show, $60. Show Only starts at 7:30pm, $30. 9pm, 21 and over show, $10. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com XAVIER RUDD SHOW MAUI - Sat, Nov 2. Australian singer-songwriter Xavier Rudd is a multiinstrumentalist performing solo for most of his career. He has mastered his own unique hyperblend of sound harnessing eight acoustic guitars, three native Yidakis (didgeridoos) and multiple percussion instruments. He has gained a popular reputation for captivating his audience show start to finish. This is his first show on Maui, and he’s performed in the past with Jack Johnson, Donavon Frankenreiter and Nahko & Medicine for the People. 8pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com MANA‘O RADIO’S UPCOUNTRY SUNDAY ACOUSTIC STYLE BENEFIT - Sun, Nov 3. Featuring the Haiku Hillbillys. $7. 2-5pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com

STAGE BENISE - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new Musical event comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, an Emmywinning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-$79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com

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YOU GOT IT! - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! starring John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ Ka‘amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com DRAMA CLASS AT THE LAHAINA BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB OF MAUI - Mon, Nov 4. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up with the Boys & Girls Club of Maui, Lahaina Clubhouse to provide exciting drama/improv classes for West Maui’s youth. “Theatrical and improvisational training are essential to help develop and maintain confidence, quick-thinking, and self-expression, and we have seen the results firsthand as we watch the children grow and become more confident through each class,” says Theatre Theatre Maui’s Executive Director, Angela Thompson. For further information on registration, go to our website.

4:30-5:30pm Boys and Girls Club of Maui-Lahaina Clubhouse, (280 Shaw St., Lahaina); 808242-4363; bgcmaui.org

FOODIE DINING FOR LIFE AT FLATBREAD - Tue, Nov 5.

Kiawe fired pizza goodness raises money for client care, housing and food programs at Maui Aids Foundation. Eat up!. 5pm Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; flatbreadcompany.com PULEHU’S 5TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY - Wed, Nov 6. Celebrating five years of passion. Continuously recognized with accolades, such as Maui No Ka Oi’s 2013 ‘Aipono Gold Award for Best Italian Restaurant, Pulehu will showcase an innovative menu superbly paired with an excellent selection of wines. Enjoy an evening of elegance amidst the scenic koi pond gardens overlooking the restaurant. Executive Chef Francois Milliet and Executive Sous Chef Wes Holder have designed delectable bites with a sustainable twist, using fresh produce and kurobuta pork from local farmers as Ho‘opono Farm and Malama Farms. A portion of the proceeds from this event will benefit the Maui Culinary Academy at University of Hawaii, Maui College. $85 per person. 5-9pm Pulehu Restaurant, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; pulehurestaurant.com CLASS ACT DINING - Every Wed & Fri. UH Maui Culinary Academy students are in the kitchen, cooking up four-course menus with flavor influences from around the world. Fall session will feature menus based on cuisine from America, Morocco, Italy and France. Visit their website for a complete menu list. Reservations required. $29$36. 11am-12:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808984-3500; mauiculinary.com RESTAURANT WEEK WAILEA - Daily. A week of celebration of Wailea’s finest cuisine can be enjoyed at a record 21 participating resort restaurants throughout Wailea. Pre-fixed menus for $29, $39 or $49 per person depending on the restaurant. opentable.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Nov 3. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE TEO CASTELLANOS’ “FAT BOY” - Thu, Nov 7. A show of a mixture of dance styles choreographed by Teo Castellanos. $28. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

THE 23RD HULA O NA KEIKI AT KA‘ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL - Daily. The Hula O Na Keiki competition will commemorate one of Hawaii’s richest traditions, open to hula students from all around the world. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0129; kbhmaui.com LEGEND OF KO’OLAU BY GARY T. KUBOTA - Sat, Nov 9. A historical drama about the life of Kaluaiko‘olau, a Hawaiian cowboy and “outlaw.” $25. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 HERITAGE FILMS: KULEANA - Sun, Nov 10.

Numerous short films addressing various subjects facing our communities. $10. 3-6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 BOZ SCAGGS - Thu, Nov 14. Boz Scaggs will be performing a mix of blues, R&B, rock and Jazz, producing American roots music. $45, $65, $85, $125.

7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ODD FUTURE - Fri, Nov 15. Odd Future, a collective from California will be performing a mix of rap music. $25, $35, $45. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ANDERSON+ROE PIANO - Sun, Nov 17. Greg Anderson and Elizabeth Joy Roe will be performing classical music with their pianos. $12, $30, $40.

3-6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SLIGHTLY STOOPID & BARRINGTON LEVY - Sun, Nov 17. Slightly Stoopid is from California that mixes a variety of musical genres. $35, $45VIP; Day of show: $42, $77VIP. 6-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FEARLESS DEATH - Wed, Nov 20. Lama Ole Nydahl will be intimately teaching Dharma, answering questions and hosting a short meditation. $20. 7:3010pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE SPOKEN WORLD WITH MARC BAMUTHI JOSEPH - Wed, Nov 20. Marc Bamuthi Joseph articulates the story of achieving manhood in the United States through the lens of hip hop, global travel, and urban environmental health. $28. 7:3010pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org LOS LOBOS - Fri, Nov 22. Los Lobos, three-time Grammy Award winners, will be performing music influenced by rock and roll, Tex-Mex, country music, folk, R&B, blues and traditional Spanish and Mexican music. $40, $45, $55. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GABRIEL IGLESIAS: “STAND UP REVOLUTION” - Fri, Nov 29. A funny comedian, Gabriel Iglesias, known as “Fluffy” will be performing a mixture of storytelling, parodies, characters and sound effects that brings his personal issues to life. $41. 7:3010pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MAUI CHORAL ARTS ASSOCIATION PRESENTS SING NOEL - Sat, Nov 30. Sing Noel, a joyful, fun concert with selections for all ages, complete with a Christmas carol sing-along. $25 adults, $10 kids under 18 and students w/ID. 7:309:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PEPPER & THE DIRTY HEADS - Thu, Dec 26.

The Dirty Heads are from California and will be performing a mixture of reggae, rock, punk and hip-hop. Limited VIP: $59 / General Admission: $39. 6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS KIDNEY CLOTHES - Daily. Kidney Clothes is in the neighborhood! Drop off locations: Kihei Longs parking lot, Pukalani Long’s parking lot or the National Kidney Foundation of Hawaii. Call for pickup at your home. 10am-5pm Daily, National Kidney Foundation of Hawaii, (77 Waiale St. #102, Wailuku); 808-986-1900; kidneyclothes.org BETTER CHOICES, BETTER HEALTH WORKSHOP - Thu, Oct 31. “Better Choices, Better Health” is an evidence-based educational health aging program designed to help people manage chronic health conditions. Participants also learn how to enhance their overall health through achievable action plans for improving nutrition, exercise, relaxation, communication skills, medication management and more. $10 per person age 60+ and for caregivers of any age / $35 per person under age 60. 9-11:30am Kaunoa Senior Center, (401 Alakapa Pl., Spreckelsville); 808-270-7755

EVENTS THURSDAY, OCT 31 SEE ALL HALLOWEEN EVENTS ON PG. 13 E MALAMA KOU KINO, CARE FOR YOUR BODY - Explore all facets of health and wellness from Yoga and Tai Chi to nutrition and de-stressing techniques. $35-$55. 7am-6:30pm The RitzCarlton, Kapalua, (One Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7079; ritzcarlton.com/kapaluawellness

FRIDAY, NOV 1 HALLOWEEN RECOVERY - All Day

SATURDAY, NOV 2 GO RED FOR WOMEN LUNCHEON AND HEALTH EXPO - The event features a wide array of activities designed to raise awareness and generate funds such as health screenings, live demonstrations and a silent auction. $100 per person.

9am-1:30pm Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-840-8402; mauigoredforwomen.org SENIOR SATURDAY BIRTHDAY BINGO AND COMMUNITY OPEN HOUSE - Maui County Council woman Elle Cochran will be calling bingo. Birthday cake and refreshments prepared by Roselani Place will be served. Have a fun-filled afternoon of bingo with old friends and new acquaintances. Seating is limited. Reservations are suggested. Free. 1:30-3pm Roselani Place, (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-871-7720; roselaniplace.com; diane@roselaniplace.com STOCK CAR RACES - Ready your engines for a night of dangerous speeds, competitive racers and family fun! Watch local stock cars take on the track and race for the win, followed by a special Demolition Derby event. $10 adult/ $2 kids 6-12 yrs./ under 5 free. 6pm Paradise Speedway Maui, (Mokulele Hwy., Pu‘unene); paradisespeedwaymaui.com; paradisespeedwaymaui@hotmail.com E MALAMA KOU KINO, CARE FOR YOUR BODY - $35-$55. 7am-6:30pm The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (One Ritz-Carlton Dr. Kapalua); 808665-7079; ritzcarlton.com/kapaluawellness ANNUAL OPEN HOUSE - MBCC is a private facility that focuses on captive breeding and reintroduction of endangered Hawaiian birds, so now’s your chance to come encounter and learn all about these native birds! The captive population of ‘Alala just surpassed 100 birds. The open house events are based around a limited number of guided tours throughout the days so it’s essential to book in advance. Tour times will be 10am, noon and 2pm both days. Maui Bird Conservation Center, (2375 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-0690

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Scream Scream Halloween DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; nocover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Halloween w Dj Illz 10pm; $10

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

HAIKU PSYCHIC FAIR & ART SHOW - An art show and fair featuring angel and tarot readers, Reiki, works by local artists, and aura photography with interpretive readings of what the colors represent and more. Free. Special rates on services.

11am-4pm Lotus Heart Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; lotusheartmaui.com MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hotrods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at Peggy Sue’s and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm Peggy Sue’s, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); mauicarshows.com

SUNDAY, NOV 3 E MALAMA KOU KINO, CARE FOR YOUR BODY - $35-$55. 7am-6:30pm The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (One Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808665-7079; ritzcarlton.com/kapaluawellness OHANA DAY - Grace Bible Church invites families to join the fun at this month’s Ohana Day. Bounce house, giant slip-n-slide, roller derby, cotton candy, shave ice and more! This month will also feature a talent show for all ages. Child, student, adult and multi-generational divisions will be scored on presentation, skill, creativity and courage. Free. Grace Bible Church, (635 S. Hina Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5331 CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artist wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you.

Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org PI‘ILANI PROMENADE COMMUNITY MEETING - Among the topics to be addressed are the

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Night of the living Dread Marty Dread $10

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Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm

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Chili and rice will be provided by Three’s Bar and Grill. Vegetarian chili will also be available. 6-8pm Kihei Community Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei)

WEDNESDAY, NOV 6 OCEANIC TIME WARNER CABLE PUBLIC HEARING - Oceanic Time Warner has applied to renew its franchise to deliver (sole) cable service to Maui Nui for the next 20 years. The State DCCA is holding public hearings to find out if you’re happy with your cable service—and to hear what your needs are for the future. Also please send written testimony to DCCA-CATV, P.O. Box 541, Honolulu, HI 96809 or by email to cabletv@dcca.hawaii.gov. The deadline for written comments is Friday, Nov. 15. 5:30pm Maui Waena Intermediate, (795 Onehe‘e St., Kahului); 808-871-5554; akaku.org; cabletv@dcca.hawaii.gov SOUTHSIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop 10am-7pm. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a variety of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

ART TAKE A PIECE OF WONDER - Mon, Nov 4. From Nov 4-7, Wes Bruce’s Taken By Wonder exhibit will be dismantled and the items within the fort are available for the public to take home. Help Wes continue to “Reduce, Reuse, & Recycle” by taking

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Gallery hours for Nov. 4-7: 10am-2pm. Free. 10am2pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GOING TO THE DOGS - Daily. This themed show invites artists and viewers to take a closer look at our multi-faceted relationship with canines. With works that touch the heart, make you laugh, or cause you to reflect on the role dogs play in a human life, this exhibition is sure to spark conversation. 10am-4pm Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com FORCES OF LIGHT - Daily. The Kasprzyckis: a Father/Daughter Exhibition (Jan & Lisa Kasprzycki). 10:30am-5pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com IAO ART NITES - Daily. Uptown Gallery, Northshore Art and Frame presents, Paintings by Gayle Barklie. 11am-4pm Uptown Gallery, (2080 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-5034 ARTIST IN THE EASEL - Daily (except Sun & Tue). Currently featuring Belinda Leigh (Mondays).

Daryl Millard, winner of the 2011 Lahaina Action Town Committee annual art contest (Wednesdays & Saturdays). Davo, local pop artist (Thursdays & Fridays). Free. 5-9pm Gallerie 505, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3537; gallerie505.com LIFE DRAWING SESSIONS - Wed, Nov 6.

Swing by the studio for a relaxed evening of life drawing. Sketch or paint the model in an open studio setting, there is no instructor and no pressure. Bring your own supplies, charcoal pencils and a large newsprint paper sketch pad suggested. Near Star Noodle in Emerald Plaza. $20 Kama‘aina/ $25 visitor. 6:30-8pm Magenta Blvd Art Studios, (142 Kupuohi St., Lahaina); 808-2801390; magentablvd.com/art-classes WEST SIDE ART NIGHT - Fri, Nov 1. Gallery shows, demonstration artists, strolling musicians, art in action, refreshments. Free. 7-10pm Lahaina Town, (Front Street, Lahaina); visitlahaina.com

MON-Farzad Azad / TUE-Cole Sulenta / WEDTracy Styles

FINE ARTIST RICHARD DIGIACMO - Sat, Nov 2.

Richard DiGiacomo, of Russian and Italian descent, is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. 11am-2pm Maui Hands, Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008 ART-BQ - Sun, Nov 3. Every Sunday, enjoy free food and a showcase of Guy Junker’s latest artwork.

Free. 6:30pm Guy Junker Art Studio, (106 Kupuohi St., Lahaina); 808-661-0923; guyjunker.com MAUI’S PREMIER PASTELIST KATHLEEN O’BRYAN - Mon, Nov 4. Makawao pastelist Kathleen O’Bryan discovered that with undiluted, dry pigment soft pastello, she could create saturated hues that brought emotional expressions to expansive skies and infinite landscapes. 11am-3pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-9245; mauihands.com CRAFTED LAMPS BY JON NORDBY - Wed, Nov 6. Jon is a full-time Maui resident – retired, but following a new creative path making unique stone and exotic wood table lamps.

11am-2pm Maui Hands, Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm.

8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce boxes available. 10am6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.)

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Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

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Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

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Pool Tournament 7pm; no cover

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm

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MON - Makai Jazz Group TUE - Brenton Keith Magic WED - Joel Katz, Willie K

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am-5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula)

UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Nov 2. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Long’s Drugs), 808-2833257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-669-7004

LIPOA STREET FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Nov 2. Fresh produce from Maui’s farms, and hand-made products, too. 8am-12pm South Maui Center, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei)

MAKAWAO FARMER’S MARKET - Wed, Nov 6. Sell, buy, trade quality used items, crafts, auto parts, sports equipment, ranch and farm tools veggies, plants and more. Vend your items for $5, food vendors welcome. Free admission. 8:30am6pm Across from Rodeo General Store, easy parking behind Dragons Den and Rodeo General Store take the stairs or the ramp to the mark, (3654 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-419-1570 OPEN MARKET - Wed, Nov 6. Hale Ku‘ai open market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesdays. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Thu, Oct 31. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Thu, Oct 31. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Thu, Oct 31. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted.

Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com MAUI SWAP MEET - Sat, Nov 2. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; mauiexposition.com

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 1-888-310-1117 / 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Sat, Nov 2. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mon, Nov 4. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

FOOTBALL NFL FOOTBALL - Thu, Sun, Mon Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Nov 3. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Nov 3. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8749299; diamondsmaui.angelfire.com MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Nov 4. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-

10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

& Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:3010pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm; Fri, Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Sat, Dr. Nat: Latin Rock 6:309:30pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Fri, Sam Ahia’s Jazz Trio 8-10pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

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STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:308:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

UMALU - Fri, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Sat, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Thu, Josh Sumbicay 6-8pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa and Jessica Rabbitt 7pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

(300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

(555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue,

Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom & Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Thu, Super Fun Pub Quiz with Trish 9:30pm; Fri, Stay Eazy 7-9pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 7-9pm; Tue, Brenton Keith’s Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:30-8pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

RITA’S - Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Tue, Kimo 4-6pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Clay Mortensen 4-6pm; Fri, Amy Hanaiali‘i Gillion 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:308:30pm; Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:308:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; Wed, Blues with the House Shakers 8:30-10:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben Deleon 5-8pm; Every Tue & Thu, Piilani Arias 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

MALL SHOWS WEST MAUI LAHAINA CANNERY MALL - Every Sun, Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Performances 7pm; Sat, Yo-Gi-Oh Card Session 3pm; Sun, Family Magic 11:30am; Sun, Line Dancing Maui Paniolo Posse 4:30pm; Tue, ‘Ukulele Lessons 5:30pm.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER - Mon-Sat, On-site Artisans & Crafts-men at Work 10am-9:30pm; Fri, Live Entertainment at Center Stage 5-7pm; Mon-Sat, Onsite Artisans & Craftsmen at Work 9am-6pm.

WHALERS VILLAGE - Every Tue & Fri, Lei demonstrations and classes 11am-1pm; Wed, Cultural Hula Lessons 12-1pm; Every Mon, Wed & Sat, Polynesian Dance 7-8pm; Thu, Hula Lessons 3-4pm; Daily, Whalers Museum 10am-6pm.

SOUTH MAUI SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Lanakila & Co. at WOW! 6:30-8pm.

CENTRAL MAUI WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Daily, Whole Foods Meat Lovers Daily Specials; Tue, Maui Weight Loss Alliance 6pm; Fri, Aloha Friday Musical Jam 11:30am1:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Pizza Party Weekend; Sat, Pet Adoptions with HARF 10am-4pm; Mon, Mouth Watering Mondays 5pm; Tue, Turkey Tuesdays.

STEEL HORSE SALOON - Mon, Karaoke 4pm.

(1234 L. Main St, Wailuku); 808-243-2206.

MAUI MALL - Sun, Free Zumba! 9am; Sun, Live Hula Show 11am; Fri, Bingo Sunday at Maui Mall 12-1pm.

WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live Music 4-6pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259.

MAUI OCEAN CENTER - Fri, Fins & Flippers Tour 11:30am.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Benny Uyetake 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradwinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:30-9pm.

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PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-3111.

PACIFIC WHALE FOUNDATION - Daily (except Sun & Wed), Coral Reef Information Station at Ulua Beach 8-11:30am; Wed, Volunteering on Vacation: O‘o Farm 8:30-11:30am; Fri, Hawaiian Islands Land Trust Service Project 8am-12pm; Fri, Island Rhythms Sunset Cruise 5pm; Sat, Volunteering on Vacation: Haleakala National Park Volunteer Service Trip; Sat, Volunteering on Vacation: Malama Honokowai 9am-3:30pm; Mon, Volunteering on Vacation: Hoaloha ‘aina 7:309:30am; Thu, Halloween Cruise To Lahaina 6pm.

QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU CENTER - Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Farmer’s Market 8am-4pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market 8am-4pm; Sat, Holokai Club 10am-12pm; Sat, Holokai Club 10am-12pm; Mon, Hula Performance 10:30am; Mon, Hula Performance by Te Tiare Patitifa 10:30am.

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A simple “I’m sorry” goes a long way, but it just doesn’t cut it right now. The reason: there are things that can be done to repair the damage done by the “sins” committed. Instead of just apologizing for the shit that went down, or accepting an apology, expect—both from yourself and others—that what was made wrong will be made right. It’s the only way to get to the place where being sorry really means anything again.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Mail a note to your future self: write the letter I’ll describe and entrust it to a responsible friend to hold onto and mail to you in exactly one year. In this dispatch you should describe, in great detail, covering every aspect of your existence, where you hope to be at this time next year. Forbid your friend to allow you to edit this letter at any time between now and when you receive it in the mail. You’ll find the expectations of your past self have a great power over the effectiveness of your future self, and you’ll wind up being far closer to your goals than you ever would’ve been otherwise.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Overshare. You simply can’t provide too much information. Such will be the shroud of mystery and obfuscation that surrounds you this week that you’ll have trouble piercing it, even with extreme candor and persistence. As romantic as that may seem, to play the enigmatic stranger for a week or two, it’s totally counterproductive to what you’re all about right now. Instead, rip the shroud of corny inscrutability to shreds by simply clueing people in, right from the start: you’re as dorky as they are, if not more so. It may not be glamorous, but you’re better off this way.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) What you’re hunting for now is simply a designer label. You already have, basically, the equivalent of the garment you’re pursuing; it’s equally stylish, comfortable and flattering. In fact, it could be argued that it’s actually a superior piece of quality clothing that fits you better and will last longer. But because it’s not labeled with exactly the name and logo you were looking for, you’re ready to donate it to charity. That’s a stupid move, especially considering you may never find, or be able to afford, the labeled attire you desire.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Your empathy usually feels like more of a curse than a blessing. Your profound ability to identify with others generally means you experience their pain. However, it can be a source of strength: This week, find someone who’s in love, living their dream, healing from an illness, or awakening from a long emotional sleep. Live vicariously through them, validating their experience along the way.

It may seem odd at first, but once you’ve done it, you’ll discover it’s a win-win for both of you. Also, consequently someone will be returning the favor for you when you experience one of these happy scenarios for yourself, very soon.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) “Bring me the eyes of the oracle,” you command, in a fit of pique. But what would you do if you got them? Sometimes it’s better not to know what’s coming. It’s almost always more fun, and satisfying. This week, consider this statement, which you probably already agree with: Not all progress is necessarily good—in other words, it shouldn’t be pursued merely because it’s possible. Similarly, not all potential applications you could put your considerable personal power to should be employed, especially not this one. In other words, let the future be a surprise, even if you don’t have to.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re spicy ginger, sour lemon, and searing hot pepper this week—or you ought to be. Those flavors generally enhance and accent everything on the plate, without dominating it (unless they’re employed to excess). Emulate their energy, for what you have to contribute is indispensable, even critical—nothing

would taste at all right without your particular flavor.

But it’s important that you devote your essence to the situation without taking it over. So to sum up: You in moderation is absolutely vital to the success of whatever venture you’re involved in; without you, it simply can’t succeed. However, if you take it over, the whole thing could be ruined.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) For all your nervous energy, you also possess an impressive reservoir of patience. Unfortunately, it’s drought season, and you won’t have your usually limitless quantities of tolerance and serene endurance to draw upon. So don’t be too hard on yourself if you become snappish or testy under duress that wouldn’t normally make you break a sweat. You’ve got so much karmic cash stashed in your account that you ought to be forgiven twice over for each and every cantankerous comment you make this week. And you know what? Anyone who doesn’t give you the benefit of the doubt isn’t worthy of you anyway, so screw ‘em.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You’re caught in a weird time loop, and you get the shit end of the stick either way. Let’s split the week in half so I can explain. During segment one everything will take twice as long and be twice as boring as it ought to. Basically, a total drag, but you’ll be missing it when segment two kicks in—when you’re consumed by a veritable hurricane of overwhelming activity. I wish you could mix the two—the devastating excitement of the latter with the tedium of the former—and so achieve a happy balance. But the only place you can do that is in your head, which is exactly what I suggest: retain the stillness—a virtual eye of the storm—for when the mayhem hits, and endure the dullness before by anticipating the imminent tumult.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) A number of years ago, a portion of your heart got completely paved over. We’re talking parking lot.

The nuclear winters and drought-plagued summers that followed, however, didn’t just bake and freeze the ultra-flattened terrain into even more impregnable footing. Instead, they made it buckle and crack.

Now, finally, a few hopeful sprouts, totally heedless of the inappropriate season, are pushing their leafy heads through those cracks. Of course, they’re so fragile, you could easily kill them, maybe slap another layer of concrete over everything and hold off rich growth for another few years. But if I were you, I’d nourish these tender babies. They’re what will feed you in a year’s time, if you’ll let them.

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Here’s the secret, I think: By the time you arrive at an age where your body can no longer effortlessly bear the burden of your insane work- and play-load, you must be prepared to chill out, at last. If you do, you’ll find that your poor beleaguered bod will be so grateful to you for slowing down, finally, that it will simply forget to age at all. It may be tough to actually acknowledge, at that point, that you can’t maintain the breakneck speeds of your youth, but you do have this as your consolation: most Virgos accomplish more in their first 40 years than anyone else does in his whole damn life.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Smartass. That’s a title you’re coming to deserve more and more lately, as you react to most of your life’s stresses with sarcastic good humor. It’s refreshing, because, to be honest, your unrelenting earnestness—as well-intentioned as it was— had begun to drive some of your friends a little insane. We’d all rather take a clever jab in the ribs for our foibles or faux pas than an overly-sincere scolding. Embrace the perversity and darkness of your unfolding sense of humor. It’s a good thing.

However, be aware of one thing—once everyone’s got an inkling of how well you can dish it out, we’ll be expecting you to take it, too.

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