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Thursday, November 7 | Castle Theater @ 7:30 pm A hip-hop dance theater work, Fat Boy explores the dichotomies of greed and hunger …excess and deprivation... consumerism and inequality. The themes are expressed in a non-linear narrative through a variety of devices: Butoh and Asian rice cultivation ritual, surreal/ stylized character narration, voiceovers of realistic contemporary characters, Zen ritual movement, and contemporary B-Boy (breakdance) choreography, set to Reggae dub music composed by

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Grammy-nominated DJ LeSpam. Fat Boy represents a true mash-up – a collision! – of cultures and contrasts, just as the socio-economic effects of globalization create increased abundance and waste, yet a greater divide in the haves and have-nots. This program has been described as “performing hip-hop moves that seem connected to ancient cultures and primal rituals in the new context.... Castellanos has an amazing facility with tableaux.” (AtlArts.com)

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Wednesday, November 20 | Castle Theater @ 7:30 pm In this three-part “choreo-poem” – his own mesmerizing blend of spoken word and dance movement – Marc Bamuthi Joseph articulates the journey of achieving manhood through a multi-faceted lens. The first part of The Spoken World is an excerpt of Bamuthi’s award-winning work Word Becomes Flesh, which examines pregnancy through the eyes of fatherhood. “Eloquent. . .seamless. . .and remarkable” praised The New York Times.

Part two, the break/s, is a travel diary across Planet Hip Hop (Senegal, Haiti, Bosnia, Japan) where Bumuthi examines the way hip hop culture has transformed the perception of American-ness around the globe. In part three, Joseph performs a section of red black and GREEN: a blues, where poetry and movement connect the dots between a mourning mother in Chicago and a motherless vocalist in Sudan.

“Electrifying,” says the Houston Chronicle.

Marc Bamuthi Joseph is a National Poetry Slam champion, a Broadway veteran (in the Tony Award-winning The Tap Dance Kid and Stand-Up Tragedy), a U.S. Artists/Rockefeller Fellow, and a featured artist on Russell Simmons’ Def Poetry on HBO. He has performed with current stars of the Spoken Word and music scene, including Ben Harper, De La Soul, The Roots, and Kanye West.

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appointed Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie to what new task force?

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• “This issue is not a decision to make, God already declared that He made man and woman so that we will multiply and live a fruitful life.”

• “If you allow this bill to pass you and your cohorts are committing treason against the people of Hawaii.”

• “[W]e are setting a precedent in government imposing their moral consciences upon all and we are headed towards a future that our people will be controlled by the government without the freedom and liberty to live out their moral consciences according to the Constitution.”

Then there was this winner said during the Nov. 2 hearing (and subsequently Tweeted by Honolulu Magazine Digital Manager Christine Hitt, who was watching the hearing live: “If you pass this bill, it will be Hawaii’s 9/11.”

Is it any wonder that State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers (SHOPO) boss Tenari Maalfala told the House committees on Nov. 4 that he'd refuse to enforce SB1 if it becomes law? Of course it's nonsense–police don't enforce marriage laws of any kind–but now we have the state's top police union official telling rank-andfile cops that it's fine for them to pick and choose what laws they'll enforce–just like paramilitary gangs in some Banana Republic.

What's really scary is that people still consider Hawaii “The Aloha State.”

we knew that there was a strong possibility for an increase in attendance at this year’s Halloween event on Front Street in Lahaina,” Maui Police’s Lt. Lopez explained in the Nov. 1 Maui Now story.

While that sounds logical, it’s actually very thin reasoning. Remember, in late October other organizations like Lahaina Town Action Committee, which puts on the Halloween event in the first place, predicted that because Halloween was falling on a Thursday, there would most likely be only a slight increase in the number of attendees this year–which this paper reported in our Oct. 24 issue.

What’s more, neither Maui Now nor The Maui News reported anyone’s predictions about Halloween attendance except for that provided by the Police Department.

Given that massive increases in police presence generally cost county taxpayers more than regular deployments (and lead to massive increases in overtime pay), it would be nice if news organizations showed at least a bit of

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve been hiding under my desk since Halloween night. Usually, the evening passes uneventfully for me each year, with minimal frights and few true scares. But this year was different.

That’s what I get for monitoring the state House of Representatives Special Session hearing on SB1, the bill that would finally legalize same-sex marriage in Hawaii. The bill sailed through the state Senate with just four of the body’s 25 senators voting no, but in the House, things have been a bit different.

More than 5,000 people signed up to testify on the bill in the House. Now all reporters who cover public hearings are prepared for a crazy or two–sometimes, people rambling on and on provide for an interesting distraction from on otherwise boring meeting.

This was different. Here, a disturbing large number of testifiers used their two minutes before the House Judiciary and Finance Committees to mindlessly repeat dogma, ignorance and/or science fictionscale predictions of apocalypse should SD1 pass. In fact, it seems a miracle that the bill finally passed out of the House committees on Nov. 5 (no thanks to Democratic Representatives Mele Carroll and Justin Woodson of Maui, who voted no).

Anyway, here are three brief excerpts taken from just the written testimonies submitted during the last days of October:

people got arrested last year, mostly for drug use and being drunk and disorderly.

This year, the massive increase in police presence (2012 saw a mere 100 cops on the Halloween beat) slashed that number to a mere 11 arrests, again mostly for drugs and disorderly conduct.

Of course, the Maui PD immediately took credit for such a tiny arrest number.

“Police called the event a success, saying the majority of revelers stayed within guidelines, while a small percentage displayed behavior that resulted in police action,” Maui Now’s Wendy Osher wrote in a Nov. 1 story on that website.

“According to Lt. [Derrick] Lopez, police stepped up their efforts to deter criminal activities this year, with preparation and planning that commenced two months ago in anticipation of the event.”

Well, duh. We would expect that flooding a small town with uniformed cops will deter even 28,000 Halloween party-goers from committing crimes.

It also wasn’t surprising to see Osher and

THE NOT-SO HORROR You know what turned out to be not at all scary? Lahaina’s annual Halloween festival.

Seriously: despite a prediction of terror from the Maui Police Department that up to “35,000” people would overrun Lahaina Town this year–a prediction the PD used to justify deploying 140 cops as well as a special mobile command center to the Westside–it turned out around the same number of people showed up this year as they did last year.

That would be 28,000 people. Thirteen

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Maui PD’s Lt. Lopez completely sidestep the issue as to whether the department’s show of force was proportional and justified.

“We speculated that because there were no other venues holding major events open to the public as in year’s [sic] past,

Overheard “Now if it’s a malasada-eating contest or a pizza-eating contest, bro–you know I’m there.”

-Guy in Wailea, Oct. 31

skepticism when the Maui Police Department justifies its next show of force.

DEMOLITION, MAUI-STYLE In a fine example of how the Maui County Council does business, on Nov. 1 that body voted to approve demolition of the so-called “Montana Beach House” at Kapuka‘ulua on the North Shore. It’s a large, beautiful house, built under the cloud of issued-then-rejected permits.

Calls to reuse the house as a county resource center went nowhere. And now, after a decade of legal maneuvering and debating, the county will finally tear down the stillluxurious structure at a cost of $50,000, reported The Maui News on Nov. 2.

We can do this without an investigation, right? ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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In late October, six high school students–including Maui High School junior Christopher Kim–were awarded $500 each for their entries in an essay contest on “Meaningful Volunteering and What It Means to Me.” The contest was part of the 2013 Pro Bono Celebration and was sponsored by the Hawaii Access to Justice Commission and the Hawaii State Bar Association. The event was part of a national program designed to raise awareness about the increased need for free legal services.

The contest was open to private and public high school students. In addition to Maui’s Kim, awards went to Tram Ha from Moanalua High School; Da Hea Kim from Mid Pacific Institute; Zane Kunimura from Waiakea High School; Casey Nakamura of Kapa’a High School and Benjamin Steeper from Aiea High School.

Five attorneys were also recognized at the Pro Bono Celebration for their volunteer service to their communities.

The lawyers included Jason Kim for his

work in a class action case on behalf of disabled students; Catherine Taschner for being the driving force behind the launch of Business Law Corps, which helps entrepreneurs of limited means create successful businesses and new jobs in the community; and David Reber for his work with the non-profit Hawaii Appleseed Center. Also honored were Carol Lockwood for serving as a pro bono mediator in complex family law matters; and Samuel Suen for his contributions to the economically disadvantaged in the community.

Several members of the judicial and legal systems were on hand for the Oct. 24 event including Hawaii Supreme Court Chief Justice Mark Recktenwald; Associate Justice Simeon Acoba; Associate Judge Daniel Foley, Chair of the Hawaii Access to Justice Commission; and Craig Wagnild, president of the Hawaii State Bar Association.

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Makawao is a charming little town with storefronts that look like they were built for an old-time Western. The Upcountry Maui village is a Paniolo town–a former and current home to the cowboy lifestyle.

For tourists, it’s an off-the-beatenpath destination en route to Haleakala. For many locals, it’s just home–a place to run into friends while having coffee after dropping your kids off at school.

The flavor of Makawao is being honored with the Nov. 15 grand opening of the Makawao History Project, a display of photos and collectables to be housed at a former art gallery on Makawao Avenue. The opening celebration will launch at 5pm during the Makawao Third Friday festivities.

Rose Freitas and Peter Baldwin will

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be on hand to light the Makawao holiday star atop a street-corner Christmas tree.

The Five Corners Band with Rosalind Modica, Sanders & Kalaway and the Kalama Intermediate School Ukulele Band will provide music.

The Makawao History Project is also asking the community to dig deep into their personal archives for historical memorabilia to temporarily display at the new museum. All photos, maps, paintings and prints should be submitted for loan no later than Nov. 14.

The museum–scheduled to be open from Nov. 15 to Dec. 31–is also looking for volunteers to help staff the History Project. If you have a donation to loan or are interested in volunteering, please call Cheryl Ambrozic at 808-283-3732.

-Suzanne Kayian

EDITOR GETS MONSTER MECO REFUND The old days

very tidy sum. So tidy, in fact, that the $.77 printed on it barely justifies the postage used on the envelope that delivered it into my hands.

“On May 31, 2013, the Hawaii Public Utilities Commission (PUC) issued a final decision for Maui Electric Company [MECO]‘s 2012 rate case, resulting in a refund for electric customers,” stated a letter dated Oct. 1 that accompanied my check. “In accordance with the PUC’s decision, Maui Electric Company calculated a refund based on the cumulative amount of electricity used by customers between June 1, 2012 and July 31, 2013. This was the period during which the higher interim increase was in effect.”

Ah, the interim rate increase. See, back then MECO had been charging customers an “interim” annual rate increase of 3.16 percent ($13.1 million, according to a June 19 Maui News story). But then the PUC got involved, and said some things about making sure quality service was a higher priority than financial returns.

“Hawaii should have financially healthy

As you can see from the photo, which shows my personal Maui Electric Company refund, it is indeed a tidy sum. A

electric utilities,” PUC Commissioner Michael Champley said in a statement, according to the June 4 Maui News. “[H] owever attractive financial returns are not a utility entitlement. Instead, excellent utility performance with affordable rates and superior customer service should drive utility financial performance.”

The PUC then set MECO’s annual rate increase at a mere 1.29 percent (roughly $5.3 million). That ruling led to MECO’s big refund, which The Maui News said would total $7.8 million.

“A typical Maui customer using 600 kilowatt hours per month would be refunded about $30,” The Maui News reported on June 19, “while a typical Molokai or Lanai customer using 400 kilowatt hours would get $24.”

If this is MECO’s way of calling me atypical, then it’s well played, MECO. Well played.

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Norwegian public television (NRK), which introduced the now-legendary continuous, live log-burning show (12 hours long, with “color commentary” on the historical and cultural importance of fire), scheduled a new program for this week in its appeal to serenity (labeled “Slow TV”). On Nov. 1, NRK was to televise live, for five hours, an attempt to break the world record for producing a sweater, from shearing the sheep to spinning the wool and knitting the garment (current record: 4:51, by Australians). In addition to the log, NRK viewers have been treated to live cams on a salmonfishing boat and, for five days, on a cruise ship.

Said an NRK journalist, “You would think it’s boring television, but we have quite good ratings for these programs.”

It’s expensive to go broke in America. Detroit, which most acknowledge acted wisely in filing for bankruptcy protection in July (in the face of debts estimated to be at least $18 billion), will nonetheless be on the hook for bankruptcy legal fees that could total $60 million under current contracts (according to an October New York Times report), plus various expenses, such as the $250,000 to Christie’s auction house to price and sell some assets. A fee examiner has been hired to keep the expenses in line, but he charges $600 an hour.

Extract of cockroach is a delicacy among some Chinese, believed able to miraculously reduce inflammation, defy aging and cure tuberculosis, cancer and cirrhosis. Quartz reported in August that Yunnan province is a Silicon Valley-type business center, where pulverized roaches can sell for the equivalent of about $89 a pound, and five pharmaceutical companies have contracts with ranches that have formed the Sichuan Treasure Cockroach Farming Cooperative. In August, a start-up farm in Jiangsu province was, police suspect, vandalized, allowing at least a million cockroaches being prepared for market to flee to adjacent neighborhoods.

RECIPE FOR SUCCESS When entrepreneur Michelle Esquenazi was asked by a New York Post reporter in September why her all-female crew of licensed bounty hunters (Empire Bail Bonds of New York) is so successful at tricking bail-jumpers into the open, she offered a five-letter vulgar euphemism for a female body part. “It’s timeless,” she continued.

“Of course he’s going to open his door for a nice piece of [DELETED]... The thing about defendants is no matter who they are (of whatever color), they’re all dumb. Every single last one of them is stupid.”

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Two fearless entrepreneurs inaugurated services recently in faux-fashionable Brooklyn, N.Y. Lucy Sun, a Columbia University economics major, began seeking work as a $30-an-hour “book therapist,” to help readers find the “right” book to read or give as a gift, with attention to clients’ “specific situations.” In Brooklyn’s Greenpoint neighborhood in September, the stylish Eat restaurant began reserving certain nights’ meals to be experienced in total silence. On opening night, a Wall Street Journal reporter noted one throat-clearing and a muffled sneeze, but barely any other human sound.

Some diners were won over; another said it felt like “being 50 and married.”

THE HORROR A recent medical journal reported that a 49-year-old man in Brazil said he had recovered from a stroke except that the damage to his brain (in a “subcortical region” associated with higher-level thinking) has caused him to develop “pathological generosity” toward others. A Duke University neurologist told London’s Daily Mail that stroke-induced personality changes (such as hoarding) are common, but that this particular change appears unique.

Doctors reported in the journal Neurocase that even with medication, this patient’s beneficence was unabated after two years.

WEIRD ANIMALS A “scatological force field” is how a Reuters reporter in September described the way ordinary house termites are able to increasingly resist extermination. They use their own feces to build their nests, and the pathogens seem to form a protective shield that attacks unfriendly bacteria trying to invade the nests.

DRUNKEN PIGS “Pig Drinks 18 Pints and Has Fight With Cow” read one August headline from Port Hedland, West Australia, after rampaging wild pigs stole and drank 18 beers from a campsite. International Business Times, summarizing recent research in September, noted that moose, especially, are attracted by fermenting apples; that prairie voles are prominent social drinkers (consuming much more available alcohol when other voles are around); and that African elephants often turn violent to secure the fermenting fruit of the marula tree (although the elephant would require 1,400 pieces of fruit to generate the seven gallons of alcohol that -- if consumed all at once -would match humans’ legal limit for driving).

LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE The NASA space agency reported an intruder on its Ames Research Center website in September, emanating from a site in Brazil manned by someone perturbed by the U.S.’s (and, also, by the way, the Illuminati’s) eavesdropping. “Stop spy on us!” and “Obama heartless! Inhumane!” were just two of the messages on the 14 NASA sites taken down temporarily. A Slate.com blogger surmised that the hacker intended to target the National Security Agency(NSA) instead of NASA. ■

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they’re actually mentioned in myriad listed i d allegations ll ti li t d in i a new lawsuit against 67 labor leaders and entities from Local 3 on Oahu. According to the lawsuit, which was filed in U.S. District Court’s Northern

District of California on Oct. firm O t 27 by b the th law l fi Moore & Leviant, LLP, one of the defendants is prominent Maui labor leader and former Hawaiian Homeland Commissioner Perry Artates.

In an unrelated criminal case, Makawao resident Artates M k id t Perry P A t t and d his hi wife Ronnette Artates may be sentenced to as much as five years in prison on federal charges when they go to U.S. District Court on Nov. 13.

In 2012, federal agents indicted the Artateses on charges of conspiracy, wire fraud and making a false loan application, and in June 2013, the couple each pled guilty to one count of conspiracy, carrying maximum penalties of five years imprisonment and $250,000 fine.

According to a 2012 federal indictment, the case against the Artateses centered around a 2007 mortgage transaction from which they both benefitted.

Court records show Perry and Ronnette Artates approached Pedro Oliveros and his wife, who were facing foreclosure on their home in Makawao and offered to buy the property.

At the time, Ronnette Artates was a licensed realtor and Perry Artates was a prominent labor leader, a Hawaiian Homelands Commissioner, the Waiohuli Hawaiian Homesteaders Association chair and a member of the Maui Economic Development Board. They promised to let the Oliveroses live in the home for six months while paying rent, and then buy it back when their financial situation improved.

The indictment said the deal went through, but Perry Artates claimed in two legal documents he would be the “owner and occupant” of the home, a false statement to a financial institution that helped him secure a 100 percent transaction loan, while Ronnette Artates collected sales commission.

About six months later, the Oliveroses fell behind on their rent, and the Artateses evicted them. Pedro Oliveros filed a lawsuit against Perry and Ronnette Artates in 2009, and that case is still pending.

After learning of Perry Artates’ federal fraud conviction through a media inquiry, on Aug. 23 Governor Neil Abercrombie asked him to resign as a Hawaiian Homelands Commissioner, a position he held since 2007 to oversee the management of state land set aside for native Hawaiians.

Artates also lost his position as the executive director of the Hawaii Operating Engineers Stabilization Fund, an organization under Local 3 that lobbies for union-backed legislation related to construction and development and raises money for Democratic candidates who support their agenda.

In any case, the new 111-page class action lawsuit (which MauiTime has obtained and has also been written about by Courthouse News Service) names as defendants Artates and more than 60 leaders of the trade union, the International Union of Operating Engineers, and the International Union of Operating Engineers, Local 3. It claims Perry Artates “embezzled” fund monies and “used credit cards associated with the fund for personal reasons,” taking a total of $90,000 he wasn’t entitled to.

The lawsuit, which also names several other Hawaii-based labor leaders, said as an Operating Engineer Credit Union Trustee, Artates and other trustees failed to account for millions of dollars allegedly “loaned” to Local 3 operations that are now “missing,” including $4 million from Hawaii. The Operating Engineers Credit Union is one of the nation’s largest labor union credit unions,

with 22 branches across Hawaii, California, Nevada and Utah and $777.84 million in assets.

“The Defendants named in their capacities as Board members of the Operating Engineer Federal Credit Union or the Operating Engineer Credit Union itself, have participated in unlawful transactions related to Local 3-associated entities, including transactions related to the Hawaiian Industry Stabilization Fund,” the lawsuit alleged.

A spokesman for Local 3 maintained leadership has made “accountability and transparency” a priority, and has published and made available quarterly financial statements and semiannual reports of the union’s health and welfare funds.

“The Local 3 administration has nothing to hide,” Local 3 spokesman Mark Kyle said.

Filed by five plaintiffs–David Slack, John Jarboe, Ken Bettis, Kenny Mendoza and Hawaii resident Clyde Eli–the federal lawsuit makes several wild and even bizarre allegations.

Under a section in the lawsuit entitled “Local 3’s Leadership Has Solicited Murders to Silence Opposition Voices Within Local 3’s Membership,” the plaintiffs claim that in 2007, Business Manager and International Vice President Russell E. Burns “solicited the

could just as easily, and at less expense, attend meetings with Burns. In addition, Burns frequently requires Local 3 to pay for more than one hotel room for him simultaneously during meet trips, just so he doesn’t have to pack up his belongings at one luxury suite while he stays at other suites on other islands.”

Also according to the lawsuit, a union member was told by a district representative and fellow union members that members of a motorcycle gang, the Hells Angels, were going to kill him.

The lawsuit further alleged that the union maintains business dealings with international crime syndicates including the Yakuza and the Triads (Japanese and Chinese crime syndicates, respectively), which includes transactions with companies that Local 3 officers know to be Triad-controlled or Yakuza-controlled.

Triads include branches of Chinese transnational organized crime organizations or the Chinese mafia, based in Hong Kong, the Philippines, Thailand, Macau, Taiwan, and within the islands which comprise the Pacific Rim, and also in countries with significant Chinese populations, such as the United States, who commit a variety of crimes from extortion, money laundering, trafficking, and gambling and prostitution, the lawsuit said, while the Yakuza, some

[The lawsuit] claims Perry Artates “embezzled” fund monies and “used credit cards associated with the fund for personal reasons” taking a total of $90,000 he wasn’t entitled to. murder of a dissident Hawaiian Local 3 union member when he vocalized opposition to the union leadership.”

“Burns approached a fellow Local 3 union leader, Mr. [William Kahlani] Mahoe, to commit the murder of the dissident union member on the island of Oahu in Hawaii,” the lawsuit alleged.

“Mr. Mahoe, an officer at the time, refused to murder his fellow union member and fellow native Hawaiian.

Despites his efforts, Burns was unable to find another loyal union leader he trusted to murder the dissident member in order to silence him.”

According to state Campaign Spending Commission records, Burns is a key figure who contributes money to Hawaii’s pro-development politicians to fund their campaigns, including House Speaker Joe Souki, then Lt. Gov. Brian Schatz and Maui Senator J. Kalani English.

The lawsuit also accuses Burns of lavishly spending union funds on himself.

“Burns never travels without security to either Hawaii or the Pacific Rim Islands, all paid for by Local 3,” stated the lawsuit. “In fact, Burns will not attend a union meeting on any of the Hawaiian Islands without several other union officers accompanying him to the meeting, with the additional cost charged to Local 3, given that Hawaii-based offers

103,000 members strong, are a transnational organized crime syndicate operating in Japan or in areas around the world with significant Japanese populations, such as in the Hawaiian Islands and the Pacific Rim islands.

“Local 3 allows contractors operated by front organizations for the Yakuza and Triads to operate double-breasted,” the lawsuit said. “The International Union of Operating Engineers has sent representatives to the islands to forge relationships with the Triad leaders.”

Kyle of the Operating Engineers Local 3 called the accusations “baseless, libelous, ludicrous and fictitious,” and completely without merit, and maintained the claims in the lawsuit will easily be disproven in a court.

Earlier this year, the Moore & Leviant lawsuit claimed, Local 3 union officials used Gregory Scher–a District 17 union member in Hawaii–to intimidate cooperating witnesses and class representatives into abandoning their efforts to expose union corruption within Local 3 and the IUOE. The complaint said that “he (Scher) would approach union members cooperating with the class representatives and others associated with this action (including members and spouses of members), in order to intimidate and threaten

them with financial demise if they persisted in pursuing justice against the Local 3 officers and the International.”

Scher recently pleaded guilty to a single federal charge of falsifying information on a passport application. According to the federal criminal complaint filed in April on that matter, Scher made a false claim that his child’s mother abandoned them and could not grant permission for him to take the child to Mexico, where he was seeking employment. His sentencing date is scheduled for December.

Scher, a 44-year member of Local 3 who is now working on the Honolulu rail project as a crane operator, said he has never seen such ridiculous accusations in his life.

“I am a 66-year-old fat guy with serious health issues,” Scher said. “I never heard of three of the people I am accused of intimidating.”

Scher, who maintained the lawsuit is “totally libelous and slanderous,” said the people involved with the lawsuit have an agenda and have been in fraudulent activities themselves.

“If I was not named in the lawsuit, I would say it is the most laughable bunch of shit that I have ever read,” Scher said.

“The lengths Mr. Scher went to in seeking to deter the class representatives and others working with them included using phone calls and electronic means to communicate threats to these targeted individuals,” Moore & Leviant’s lawsuit claimed, noting that Scher was later rewarded with a Local 3 job and an appearance in court by a Local 3 business agent on May 31 of this year to help secure the release of an ankle bracelet restriction imposed on him.

The plaintiffs are seeking legal fees and compensation, but maintain they filed the lawsuit in part to ensure they have a union “not run by dishonest embezzlers, extortionists and criminals who victimize their members through theft, threats, assaults and misuse of union assets in gross violation of the high fiduciary standards.”

Local 3 spokesman Kyle said the accusers are a group of disgruntled, politically motivated, former staff and members of the union, who have no concern for fellow members, and he maintained the lawsuit is nothing more than a “smear campaign aimed to propel the accusers into positions of power.”

“We are fully prepared to litigate this case and expose the lawsuit for what it really is–a cowardly and under-handed attempt to seize power,” he added.

Calls to the Moore & Leviant in California and a request to interview the Hawaii plaintiff went unreturned.

Perry Artates and his lawyer refused to comment on either the fraud conviction against him or the allegations contained in the civil lawsuit.

Malia Zimmerman is the editor of HawaiiReporter.com. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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strawberry puree, balsamic vinegar, black pepper, lemon juice and Ketel One Citroen, served in a glass with ice.

There are lots of new drinks on the new cocktail menu to try, but something for everyone, for sure.”

Other cocktails are just as pleasing. The Dickel 12 year in the Ginger Rogers is going please whiskey lovers with a little lemon and honey. The timeless connection with thyme and gin is exemplified with the Thyme to Tanqueray but this version is special with Aperol, orgeat and orange juice. The Lychee Martini is light and sweet with lychee puree, Ketel One Citroen and yuzu citrus.

The pupus on the new menu are stunning, and all display a bit of the regional

sushi and butter lettuce cups stuffed with pork hash and shiitake were also tempting.

You might need to bring in enough people to try one of each.

What’s more, the Pineapple Grill has live entertainment at the bar. On Thursdays, catch Fulton Toshombe, Fridays have Danyel Alana and on Saturdays Alika Nako’oka and Eddie Sebala provide the sweet tunes while you sip and work up an appetite.

The Pineapple Grill is already known for their Monday night special–a three-course dinner for two, including a bottle of wine, for $120. The wine selection by Wine Director Tony Guerrero is presented tableside by your server, and you get your own selections at every course as well.

First course is starters–from soup to

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ineapple Grill is one of those great spots along the Bay Course in Kapalua–amazing views, terrific Hawaiian regional cuisine and a long list of fans and regulars from the upper Northwest side. It’s the perfect combination of casual and fancy that locals love for everything from brunch through dinner. They’ve been there eight years, but recently decided to launch a new bar menu with cocktails inspired by mixologist Chandra Lam Lucariello and pupus by Chef De Cuisine Aaron Palone.

“Our bar is the perfect place to wind down a busy week,” says Chris Kaiwi, Pineapple Grill’s managing partner. “Have fun while you enjoy our entertainment,

drink cocktails or wine by the glass and try the pupus. We have air conditioned comfort around our black marble bar with four HD TVs. The open air covered lanai is great to relax with friends and visitors. The new creative drinks and food are going to wow you.”

The wow factor is high when you look at the their new “8 after 8” promotion.

That’s eight cocktails, eight wines and eight pupus to choose from, and everything costs just $8 each. The combinations are endless but they're only available from Thursday to Saturday in the Pineapple Grill bar or on their lanai, which are easily some of the best seats in the house.

I started with the lip smacking Strawberry Lemonade, which was juicy and well balanced–you might say these go down too easy.

“Yeah, the Strawberry Lemonade looks as good as it tastes,” bartender Cameron Pickar told me. “I make it with fresh

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cuisine that has made Pineapple Grill famous. The manapua-like hoisin glazed pork belly buns were sensational and possibly my favorite. They’re three open-faced, steamed buns that are packed with glazed pork belly and topped with julienne carrots and cucumber. It all adds up to a perfect combination of texture and flavor.

The dish is served with a bucket of French fries, too. Other pupus and sides include the truffle mac and cheese, onion rings and crispy Brussels sprouts with pork belly.

The Asian crab guacamole was special, too, and served with fried won ton chips for a twist on the usual chips and salsa affair. The caprese of fresh mozzarella and local baby tomato is served in a martini glass with mac nut pesto and li hing radish. Furikake calamari, Blue crab asparagus

greens. Chef Palone’s nightly seafood prep (grilled Mahi on the evening I visited) with purple sweet potato and baby bok choy with a buerre blanc sauce, came highly recommended. I also tried their hand-cut flat pasta with baby tomato, fresh mozzarella and grilled chicken, which was a perfect summer pasta dish that we can eat year-round on Maui.

Braised short ribs and free range chicken are other options too.

The three courses end with a choice of sweet treats including tropical sorbet, Roselani ice cream or Palone’s bread pudding. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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“I served a lot of these dishes off the coast. They did well there and now I am bringing them to Maui and adding an island touch,” says Chin. “My classic French cooking techniques fuse with Asian spices and flavors. There isn’t really any Asian cooking technique except for a little wok action, stir frying. I love to incorporate five spice, star anise, furikake, ponzu, teriyaki, sesame, ginger from Asia, and of course the bounty of the islands.”

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Chin’s craft kitchen menu is packed with sandwiches, sliders, salads, fries, wraps, wings and housemade smoothies and sodas. On the dinner menu, the Chin-Choy short rib hints at Chin’s long friendship with Sam Choy, with burgundy five spice gravy and tobacco onions.

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e hear so much about fusion cuisine these days that it’s almost become boring. Thankfully, Sugar Cane Maui, Lahaina’s newest restaurant, is anything but boring.

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“People may come here expecting something ordinary, but they just aren’t going to get that,” Chin told me. “That is just not what I do. I make my own bread from scratch, I prepare my own bacon, we make our own sausage. I make the unusual.”

At breakfast, the benedicts with Chef Chin’s Hollandaise and shredded potato cake come four ways: grilled mahi and

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Ahi Nachos is a generous share platter of cubed, seared ahi studded with black and white sesame atop a bed of spinach salad and won ton chips with aioli dressing.

The tako poke is surprisingly more like a refreshing kim chee tako salad–a mix of cabbage, seasoned tako and cucumber and Maui onion.

At Sugar Cane, chicken tempura consists of healthy chunks of chicken breast

and then treat yourself to gorgeous views of the harbor, breakwall, Lanai and the rest of Lahaina Town. Their big, inviting dining room has seating on the balcony, too. For now, they have BYOB status, but a liquor license is apparently in the works. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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Chin approaches his cuisine with plenty of passion, and you can see he takes full advantage of what the island has to offer by way of fresh fish and produce.

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FRIDAY, NOV. 8 ‘FAT BOY’ – This Thursday, the Maui Arts and Cultural Center is presenting Fat Boy by Teo Castellanos. In this unique example of performance art, Castellanos marries theater with social issues. Drawing inspiration from various places around the world, Castellanos explores poverty, consumerism and equality. Fat Boy also fuses contemporary elements like B-boy break dance with Jamaican dub, immersing the audience in a rich cultural experience. $28. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

HAMLET – Here’s a chance to see a modern twist on William Shakespeare’s most ng on famous play. This Friday and Saturday, Seabury Hall Performing Arts is putting urgh Hamlet in the A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Center. Director Todd Van Amburgh brings years of experience with Shakespearean literature to the stage in this contemporary translation of the classic. Called back home from college because of his s) father’s death, Hamlet (Zeb Mehring) finds his mother the queen (Celina Bekins) d has quickly remarried Hamlet’s uncle (Taka Tsutsui). Modern dress combined with Shakespeare’s original blank verse should keep you interested. Adults $12,, Seniors $10, Students $5. 7:00pm. A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Centerr (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao), seaburyhall.org. Photo: Eric Rolph

FRIDAY, NOV. 8 CHALA – Stella Blues is inviting you to a twilight performance featuring CHALA, a collective of musicians from Maui led by Ben Cerda. So pau hana your week with a little roots, rock and Reggae this Friday. Guest appearances will include Kokoman and DJ Salvo. This summer, CHALA released their EP New Beginnings. 9pm. $5. Stella Blues (279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779, stellablues.com. Photo: Jennifer Chaffin

KAM SCHOOL MAUI GETS DRAMATIC – The high school theater season continues with the Kamehameha High School Maui Drama Club’s two one-act plays this Friday and Saturday. The first play, The Seussifiction of Romeo Juliet, blends Dr. Seuss’ classic humor with Shakespeare’s romantic tragedy. Following is the drama club’s Note to Self by Bradley Hayward. Note to Self follows one’s journey navigating life as a teenager with themes of cyber-stalking, texting and driving. Free. 7pm-9pm. Kamehameha High School, Keolani Hale (270 A’apueo Pkwy., Pukalani), maui.ksbe.edu. Photo: Daisy Draper

FRIDAY, NOV. 8 MODERN AMERICAN CIRCUS – The circus is coming to town this Friday, and stays through Sunday. The Modern American Circus will present a troupe of 15 aerialists and stand-up acts sure to dazzle you.

Complete with the traditional circus ring and a Big Top center, all ages are welcome to enjoy a variety of performances. Watch out for Flying Trapeze, clown jugglers, aerial ballet, whirling hoops, magic tricks, daredevils and harrowing, death-defying acts! VIP and family packages available. $16-$84. Friday Shows: 7:30pm. Saturday Shows: 1pm, 4pm, 7:30pm. Sunday Show: 1pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-781-4773, modernamericancircus.com. Photo courtesy Modern American Circus Facebook page

HULA O NA KEIKI – Maui’s keiki-only hula competition, the Hula O Na Keiki, returns for its 23nd year. Keiki between five and 17 compete for thousands of dollars in cash and prizes. Participants are judged on Hawaiian language proficiency and costume authenticity in both auana (modern) and kahiko (ancient) categories. The two-day competition is one of many during the resort’s Hawaiian culture and preservation program. Take part in hula workshops, canoe rides and shop during the Hawaiian Festival of Arts & Crafts prior to the competition. $15-$25, $6 (12 yrs younger) Friday 8am-2pm (Hula Show @3:30pm), Saturday 10am-6pm (Hula Show @1:30pm). Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0129, kbhmaui.com. Photo courtesy KBH

SATURDAY, NOV. 9 LIFE IS SWEET – The Wailea Beach Marriott and The Shops at Wailea are bringing you nd guests are the fourth annual Life is Sweet event. It’s a fundraiser for Best Buddies Hawaii,i, an and profit welcome to indulge in sinful sweets while supporting the cause. Best Buddies is a nonp nonprofit bilitiess. that creates programs for keiki and adults with intellectual and developmental disabilities.

They use peer mentoring, integrated employment and leadership development. The est evening’s samplings are the masterpieces belonging to some of South Maui’s best een chefs. And don’t miss the silent auction and VIP wine reception hosted by Maureen ning McCormick (TV’s Marcia Brady) and Andy Bumatai! Be sure to join for an evening ilea of stars, sweets and support. $50. 2pm-5pm. The Shops at Wailea (3750 Wailea awaii Alanui Dr.); 808-242-6962, BestBuddiesHawaii.org. Photo: Best Buddies Hawaii

ENDURO CROSS – Calling all motocross machines: the Maui Motocross Association’s annual Enduro Cross Competition runs this Saturday. Riders will compete on a special enduro course over tractor tires, boulders and through the mud. Onlookers can enjoy live music throughout the evening and food will be available for purchase. The family-friendly event invites competitors of all ages. Adult registration is $30; keiki registration is $20. General Admission Adults $10, Kids 6-12 $5, 5 and under free. Gates open at 3:30pm, practice laps at 5:30pm. Maui Motorsports Park (behind the Armory), mauimotox.com. Photo: Stefan Krause Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, NOV. 9 THE LEGEND OF KO‘OLAU – This Saturday, the Maui Arts and Cultural Center will present The Legend of Ko’olau by Gary Kubota. The one-man show tells the ancient tale of Kaluaiko’olau’s (Ko’olau) journey as an outcast, the loss of Hawaii’s sovereignty in 1893, enforcement of leprosy laws and the unwavering determination of his wife, Pi’ilani. Set in Kauai’s Kalalau Valley, this tale of survival and love has become an integral part of Hawaii’s history. $25.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; legendofkoolau.com, mauiarts. org. Photo courtesy of MACC/Mission Houses Museum

SUNDAY, NOV. 10 ‘KULEANA ‘– The Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Heritage Film series is showing the two-part Kuleana. In an effort to promote, educate, protect and perpetuate Hawaii’s resources, these films will take the audience on a huaka‘i throughout the pae‘ina. The filmmakers attempt to shine a light on the good work being done by many in the community to ensure that laws are being followed to protect iwi kupuna, precious resources, sacred sites and traditional rights. Stick around for a talk session after the films. $10. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, MauiArts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

TUESDAY, NOV. 12 DINE OUT FOR HOSPICE – Dine Out For Hospice Maui returns for the fourth year this Tuesday with a participating restaurants island-wide. Designed to be convenient for participants with locations in each region and during each meal-time, last year’s event drew more than 5,000 residents island-wide. Each participating restaurant will donate a portion of the day’s meal proceeds to Hospice Maui. Hospicemaui.org/dineout.html.

HULIAU FOOD & FILM FESTIVAL – Organic Ocean Vodka and the Huliau Environmental Education Program are requesting your presence at The Huliau Food & Film Festival this Saturday. This farm-to-table dinner will feature a four-course meal utilizing local farm produce and will be executed by chef and Hulia student teams. Chef Mark McDowell, Kumu Farms, Life Foods and Pono Pies will craft a fresh four-course meal for guests. Vegetarian pupus will be crafted by Chef Lane with ingredients from Greenleaf Farm. What’s more, Chef Simpliciano will use ingredients from Simpli Fresh Westside Farms; Chef Teton will use ingredients from Sailing Windward Farm and ‘Oko‘a Farm; and Chef Burtell will use ingredients from Maui Nui Farm of Kula. You can also enjoy Huliau student films, a silent auction and live music. All proceeds to benefit Huliau’s environmental education programs for Maui youth. 21+.$75. 5:30pm-9:30pm. Ocean Vodka (4051 Omaopio Rd., Kula), mauihuliaufoundation.org/huliau-food-film-festival. Photo: Travis Gray / flickr.com

TUESDAY, NOV. 12 PAWS FOR READING – The Wailuku Public Library will be hosting “Paws for Reading,” this Tuesday for keiki in grades one through five. The program will pair a child and a dog from Assistance Dogs of Hawaii through the Reading Education Assistance Dogs program. It’s all to build confidence and literacy skills. Parents need to contact the library to sign their children up for 15-minute reading sessions (pre-registration is required). All children must be on time for their session and accompanied by a parent or caregiver. If a sign language interpreter or other special accommodation is needed, contact the library directly.

Free. 3 pm- 4:30pm. Wailuku Public Library (251 High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766. Photo courtesy Paws for Reading Facebook page

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 13 ‘WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?’ – Tis the season for Ambrosia’s classics-themed movie month. This week, the Red Carpet Feature is Whatever happened to Baby Jane? The 1963 psychological thriller follows the lives of sisters Jane and Blanche Hudson from being child actors to adulthood. Rivalry and jealousy are met with Jane’s determination to be center of attention, often trying to one-up her wheelchair-bound sister. Who will have the the last word? Free popcorn and Happy Hour prices until 9pm. No cover. 7:30pm-9:30pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011, ambrosiamaui.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

The Time Traveler’s Son ‘About Time’ is too long but still light and charming About Time ★★★★★

Rated R / 123 Min.

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bout Time has one of the most intriguing opening scenes of the year. A young man named Tim (played by Domhnall Gleeson) is single, looking for love and has just turned 21. His Dad (Bill Nihy) summons him to his office and sits him down for a serious father-son chat.

But instead of offering advice on life, girls or a career, Dad reveals that all the men in the family can time travel.

He explains that this is possible simply by going into a dark corner, clutching your fists and thinking of what point in your own life you’d like to visit. Tim is understandably skeptical but tries it anyway. After returning from his New Year’s Eve party the second time, his father warns him that travelling through time has its own set of rules. Tim initially takes advantage of cheating the space-time continuum, but becomes selective with his time travels once he finds that re-doing certain days and times can erase not only bad memories but the good ones as well.

This is the second film directed by Richard Curtis, who also wrote and directed Love Actually and authored Four Weddings and a Funeral and the terrific Notting Hill. His latest comedy bears a high concept, but it’s really more about cherishing the moments life offers, all of them, and less about its sci-fi gimmick. There are a few novel surprises and even a couple of jolts in the way time traveling can backfire on newcomers, but the story plays it safe with the wild premise.

It begins strongly and maintains a clever handle on its story, even as it steals shamelessly from Groundhog Day. As in Curtis’ previous films, this is a light but charming romantic fantasy with a real affection for its characters. Casting an unknown in the lead was a smart choice: Gleeson is the son of esteemed character actor Brendan Gleeson and ably carries the film. In addition to his ace comic timing, his unfamiliar face allows you to lose yourself to the character.

He has the confidence and vulnerability of a young Hugh Grant.

Playing the object of his affection is Rachel McAdams, who remains dazzling, even when playing a role that becomes thankless as the story progresses. Her character is self-described as “insecure,” which she makes soulful and endearing

I need to go back in time and buy an umbrella

but her role is more of a love interest than a vital part of the narrative. In fact, coming off of her powerful supporting turn in Terrence Malick’s To the Wonder and her gleefully fiendish villainy in Brian De Palma’s Passion, this is the least interesting role she’s had in a while. McAdams previously starred in The Time Traveler’s Wife, an admittedly creepy but far more dynamic sci-fi love story.

Everyone in the supporting cast shines and adds color to their amusingly drawn characters. My favorite in the secondary roles is the reliably hilarious Tom Hollander, a riot as a pessimistic cretin of a playwright. Yet, the film’s greatest asset is

Nihy, terrific as always, adding warmth and dimension to one of the year’s most endearing father figures at the movies. The development of his character is the richest in the screenplay and the scenes he shares with Gleeson are deeply touching.

Earlier in the year, I singled out (most would say unwisely) A Good Day to Die Hard as an ideal Father’s Day movie. This is a better candidate, a solid comedy to watch with your dad.

What was true of Love Actually applies here: Curtis’ film is too long and overly tidy but gives off such a warmth and steady stream of laughs that most will find it irresistible. ■

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Film

by Jen Russo

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Carrie-R-2D THU 11:10 1:15 3:20 5:25 7:30 9:35.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 2D-PG-THU 10:25 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:05 9:15.

2D WED-FRI 10:20 12:30 2:40 4:50 7:00 9:10.

Escape Plan-R-THU 10:40 1:30 4:20 7:10 9:50. FRI-WED 9:10.

Gravity 2D-PG13-FRI-WED 10:25 10:05 . THU 12:15 7:00.

Gravity 3D-PG13-WED-FRI 1:20 4:15 7:10 . THU 10:00 11:00 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 9:15.

She’s The One-R-THU 11:05 1:55 4:45 7:15 9:45.

Thor: The Dark World-PG13-THU 8:00. 2D FRI-WED 11:00 12:00 12:30 1:30 2:30 3:00

4:00 5:00 5:30 6:30 7:30 8:00 9:00 10:00 10:30. 3D FRI-WED 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 12 Years a Slave-R-FRI-WED 12:50 4:00 7:00 10:00.

About Time-R-FRI-WED 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:30.

Captain Phillips-PG13-THU (12:30 3:30) 6:30 9:40. FRI-WED 12:00 3:30 6:30 9:30.

Don Jon-R-THU 7:00 10:50.

Ender’s Game-PG13-(1:30 2:00 4:10 4:40) 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20. FRI-WED 11:20 1:30 2:00 4:10 4:40 6:50 7:20 9:40 10:20.

Free Birds-PG-2D THU (11:50 2:10 4:30) 7:10 9:40. 3D THU (12:20 2:40 5:00) 7:40 10:20. FRIWED 11:30 4:20 6:40 9:00. 3D FRI-WED 2:00.

Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa-R-THU (12:00 12:30 2:30 3:00 4:50 5:20) 7:20 7:50 10:10 10:40. FRI-WED 11:40 2:20 5:20 7:40 10:10.

Last Vegas-PG13-THU (1:50 2:20 4:20 4:50) 6:50 7:20 9:30 10:00. FRI-WED 11:10 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:50.

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters-PG-THU (1:40 4:20).

The Counselor-R-THU (11:30 12:40 2:10 3:50) 6:40 8:00 9:20 9:30. FRI-WED 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Thor: The Dark World-D-PG13-THU 8:00. FRIWED 1:45 4:30 7:10 9:50.

Thor: The Dark World opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK ABOUT TIME - R - Drama - A kid turns 21, only to find out that all the men in his family can time-travel.

See this week’s film critique. 123 min THOR: THE DARK WORLD - PG13 - Fantasy - Studmuffin Thor (Chris Hemsworth) faces a new, even more dangerous enemy than the last time he faced a new, dangerous enemy. Also stars Natalie Portman. 112 min.

12 YEARS A SLAVE - R - Drama - Steve McQueen’s serious slavery period drama shows being a free black man in 1840 America was no piece of cake, until an abolitionist from Canada saves the day. 134 min

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when he learns that his infernal machine is still producing weird and dangerous animal-food hybrids. 95 min.

Pack: Douglas, DeNiro, Freeman and Kline. Basically a Steel Magnolias for dudes. 104 min.

ENDER’S GAME - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Young Ender Wiggin (Asa Butterfield) must lead Earth’s army into battle against alien attack. Also stars Harrison Ford. 114 min

THE COUNSELOR - R - Drama - A lawyer foolishly involves himself with drug trafficking. Directed by Ridley Scott and written by Cormac McCarthy. 111 min.

ESCAPE PLAN - R - Action - Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger star in this flick about a guy who gets wrongfully jailed in an escape-proof prison he designed. 116 min.

FREE BIRDS - PG - Animation - Like Foghorn Leghorn if he were a turkey trying to get off of the Thanksgiving menu. Seasoned with plenty of bird brained humor. 91 min.

GRAVITY - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are astronauts who find themselves stranded in Earth orbit. 90 min.

CAPTAIN PHILLIPS - PG13 - Action - The story of how Somali pirates hijacked an American freighter in 2009. Stars Tom Hanks and Barkhad Abdi. 134 min.

JACKASS PRESENTS BAD GRANDPA - R Comedy - Johnny Knoxville takes his 86-year-old Bad Grandpa character from Jackass on a roadtrip across America. 92 min.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 PG - Animation - Flint Lockword must leave his job

LAST VEGAS - PG13 - Comedy - It’s The Hangover meets Bad Grandpa staring the modern Rat

LAST CHANCE CARRIE - R - Horror - Chloe Grace Moretz stars in this remake of the horror classic about a teenage girl who uses telekinesis to take revenge after getting bullied. 100 min.

DON JON - R - Comedy - Some New Jersey guy who watches a lot of porn decides to find out what true love actually means. 90 min.

PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS - PG - Family - The son of Poseidon and friends travel to the Sea of Monsters to find the Golden Fleece and save their home. 106 min SHE’S THE ONE - R - Comedy - Jennifer Aniston and Edward Burns star in this 1996 movie about two brothers who deal with chicks. Go figure. 96 min.

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by Alex Mitchell & Dayna Yamasaki

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS TEO CASTELLANOS’ “FAT BOY” - Thu, Nov 7. See This Week’s Picks, 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 MODERN AMERICAN CIRCUS - Daily. See This Week’s Picks, Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-2447643; mauitropicalplantation.com THE 23RD HULA O NA KEIKI AT KA‘ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL - Daily. See This Week’s Picks, Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0129; kbhmaui.com LAHAINA TOWN PARTY - Fri, Nov 8. Lahaina once again celebrates the Second Friday Town Party. The festivities kick off with Maui Jam, featuring live music, performances and more! During the party, check out the art, merchant specials and tons of foodie deals on Front Street. Free. 6-9pm CHALA FEATURING KOKOMON - Fri, Nov 8. Live music. See This Week’s Picks, 9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com WILLIE K. - Fri, Nov 8. Live music. $5 cover. 9-11pm Kimo’s, (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; kimosmaui.com RETRO 80’S DANCE PARTY - Fri, Nov 8.

Remember Banana Moon at the Marriott?

Reminisce the ‘80s decade, it’s time to dance the night away to the pop tunes of the ‘80s at Lahaina’s fave theme party. No Cover. 9:30pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com AMY HANAIALI‘I GILLIOM - Sat, Nov 9. Live Music. Stella’s Supper Club $60 4 course dinner. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com LEGEND OF KO‘OLAU BY GARY T. KUBOTA - Sat, Nov 9. See This Week’s Picks, 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 THE ERIC GILLIOM BAND WITH VINCE ESQUIRE - Sat, Nov 9. Live Music. $10.

10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com HERITAGE FILMS: KULEANA - Sun, Nov 10. See This Week’s Picks, 3-6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

STAGE BENISE - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new musical event comes to the Maui Theater. Emmy-winning musician Benise wows audiences with a Spanish guitar, exotic drumming, Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing.

Tickets are $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com YOU GOT IT! - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event You Got It! starring award winning artist John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka‘amaina prices available.

Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-9913; mauitheatre.com

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ONE EVENING, TWO COMEDIES - Every Fri & Sat. Kamehameha High School Drama Club presents two comedic one act plays: The Seussification of Romeo & Juliet and Note to Self, a series of high school vignettes. Presented Nov. 1 & 2 and 8 & 9 at 7pm. Free. 7-9pm Kamehameha High School Keolani Hale, (270 A‘apueo Pkwy., Pukalani); 808-573-7200 DRAMA CLASS AT THE LAHAINA BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB OF MAUI - Mon, Nov 11.

Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up with the Boys & Girls Club of Maui, Lahaina Clubhouse to provide exciting drama/improv classes for West Maui’s youth. 4:30-5:30pm Boys and Girls Club of Maui - Lahaina Clubhouse, (280 Shaw St., Lahaina); 808-242-4363; bgcmaui.org

FOODIE MAUI NUI BOTANICAL GARDENS BENEFIT DINNER - Fri, Nov 8 and Sat, Nov 9. Please join us for a dinner benefiting the Gardens at Vineyard Food Company by Catering from Soup to Nuts, Inc. Enjoy five courses of French-themed delights including Asparagus Cheese Puffs, Steak & Caramelized Onion Crostini with Goat Cheese, French Onion Soup, Cognac Shrimp with Beurre Blanc Sauce, Parisian Gnocchi Soufflé, Classic Ratatouille and more! You are encouraged to bring your own adult beverages to dinner (beer & wine only, please). Fifteen percent of all sales will benefit the mission and programs of Maui Nui Botanical Gardens. Due to the dining room’s intimate setting, reservations are required. For reservations, please call the number below or visiting the link below. $38 per person. 5:30pm Vineyard Food Company, (1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808243-3663; cateringfromsouptonuts.com LIFE IS SWEET AT THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Sat, Nov 9. See This Week’s Picks. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-891-6770; shopsatwailea.com DINE OUT FOR HOSPICE MAUI! - Tue, Nov 12. See This Week’s Picks, HospiceMaui. org/dineout.html RESTAURANT WEEK WAILEA - Daily. A week of celebration of Wailea’s finest cuisine can be enjoyed at a record 21 participating resort restaurants throughout Wailea. Prix-fixe menus for $29, $39, or $49 per person depending on the restaurant. Various Restaurants; opentable.com CLASS ACT DINING - Every Wed & Fri. UH Maui Culinary Academy students are in the kitchen, cooking up four-course menus with flavor influences from around the world. Fall session will feature menus based on cuisine from America, Morocco, Italy and France. Visit their website for a complete menu list. Reservations required. $29$36. 11am-12:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808984-3500; mauiculinary.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Nov 7. See and sample how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. Free. 5:306:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Nov 9. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Nov 10. Enjoy

a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE BOZ SCAGGS - Thu, Nov 14. Boz Scaggs will be performing a mix of blues, R&B, rock and Jazz, producing American Roots Music. $45, $65, $85, $125.

7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ODD FUTURE - Fri, Nov 15. Odd Future, a collective from California will be performing a mix of rap music. $25, $35, $45. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SLIGHTLY STOOPID & BARRINGTON LEVY - Sun, Nov 17. Slightly Stoopid is a band from California that will be performing music that was influenced by a mixture of genres. $35, $45 VIP; Day of show: $42, $77 VIP. 6-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org LOS LOBOS - Fri, Nov 22. Los Lobos, three-time Grammy winners, will perform music influenced by rock, Tex-Mex, country, folk, R&B, blues and traditional Spanish and Mexican music. $40, $45, $55.

7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GABRIEL IGLESIAS: “STAND UP REVOLUTION” - Fri, Nov 29. A funny comedian, Gabriel Iglesias–known as “Fluffy”–will perform a mix of storytelling, parodies, characters and sound effects that brings his personal issues to life. $41. 7:3010pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PEPPER & THE DIRTY HEADS - Thu, Dec 26.

The Dirty Heads are from California and will be performing a mixture of Reggae, rock, punk and hip-hop. Limited VIP: $59.00 / General Admission: $39. 6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, NOV 7 FEED 4 MORE - Join us this November and help support those who may need a help up. Starting November 1st, customers can make donations at any register to support families at the Ka Hale A Ke Ola Homeless Resource Center (KHAKO). Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

FRIDAY, NOV 8 FIFTH ANNUAL HANA LIMU FESTIVAL - This festival offers fun ways to gain a deeper understanding of native limu and to become mindful of our roles in ensuring ocean resources are here for generations to come. This year, the festival will focus on the important role communities play in the management of marine resources in Maui Nui. Nov. 8, 5:30pm-8:30pm: Special event Friday night: in Helene Hall at Hana Bay Beach Park. Come talk story with kapuna, community leaders, cultural practitioners and limu experts. Nov. 9, 10am3:30pm: Limu Festival featuring Limu identification and pressing (including alien algae), Intertidal Touch Tank, Gyotaku, cooking demonstrations with native limu by Chef Barry Villiarimo, ‘Opihi monitoring, craft booths with great Hana-made items and education booths, keiki games, art projects, interactive science activities, and activity passports, readings of Iki, The Littlest ‘Opihi and coloring with author and artist Tammy Yee and a silent auction. ‘Ono grinds include special limu dishes and

live music and hula. Hana Bay Beach Park, (Uakea Road, Hana); 808-269-2514; wehi@kalaola.com MAUI NO KA OI GOLF ASSOCIATION HOST 2ND ANNUAL MAUI ALOHA GOLF CLASSIC - Maui No Ka Oi Golf Association host the weekend long Maui Aloha Golf Classic. The golf classic kicks-off with a party Friday night, shotgun at the Ka’anapali Kai and the Elleair Golf Course on Saturday and Sunday, ending with an awards ceremony Sunday. $165 per player. Ka‘anapali Golf Resort, (2290 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-871-5795

SATURDAY, NOV 9 1ST ANNUAL JUST WINGIN’ IT - King Kamehameha III Elementary School is celebrating 100 years of educating and shaping our Lahaina Community. Just Wingin’ It is a buffalo wing competition of 10-15 local restaurants entering their speciality wings. A panel of “wing experts” will judge.

This event is open to the public and will offer a silent auction with donations from the local community, games, raffles and a “Buck Buck Station” where patrons can buy dips and soda for a dollar each. All proceeds will contribute to another 100year milestone at King Kamehameha III Elementary School and will help to make some much needed improvements on campus. $5 suggested donation. Lahaina Jodo Mission, (12 Ala Moana St., Lahaina); 808-661-4304 18TH ANNUAL MAUI LAWN & GARDEN FAIR - This year’s theme is Trees: Fruits, Nuts and Beyond! Planting and Caring for Fruit Trees in Your Garden. Don’t miss the presentations, vendors, informational booths and prize giveaways. 10am3pm Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com EAT, DANCE TO LATIN MUSIC, & HELP BUILD A SCHOOL IN NICARAGUA - Somos Ohana Nicaragua will host a fundraising luncheon at Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway. It will raise money for a new high school which the local non-profit is building in northwestern Nicaragua–the sixth school they’ve either built or renovated in a very poor rural region. The $15-ticket provides a choice of five menu options, including vegetarian, plus a chance to bid on amazing silent auction items, buy Nicaraguan crafts, and enjoy live Latin music by Angel y Sus Compañeros (Angel and his Friends). Dancing is allowed and encouraged! $15. 11:30am-2:30pm Cary and Eddie’s Hideaway, 808-572-9898; somosohananicaragua.org ANNUAL ENDURO CROSS COMPETITION Riders compete on a specially designed enduro course over tractor tires, boulders and through mud. Live music throughout the evening and food vendors. Any dirt bike rider is welcome to register–registration opens at 3:30pm for adult and kids’ classes. Gates open at 3:30pm, practice laps at 5:30 and the competition follows. Adults: $10 / Kids 6-12: $5 / 5 and under: FREE. 3:30pm Maui Motorsports Park - MMA Dirt Track, (Mokulele Hwy behind the Armory, Pu‘unene); mauimotox. com; mma2005@msn.com HULIAU FOOD & FILM FESTIVAL - Mana Foods and Maui Huliau Foundation are hosting a farmto-table benefit dinner and mini-film festival. In a unique pairing of food and film, the one-night festival will feature a short film competition of Maui 7-12 graders’ storytelling of each chef’s dish creation in documentary-style videos. Maui Huliau Foundation will also screen some of its most popular student films, including Eat Local Project, and the 10,000hit Youtube music video Barges, to promote its popular after-school environmental education programs. Tickets are $75 per person for a fourcourse dinner, with cash bar, and are available to purchase online. Open to guests 21 and over only. $75 per person. 5:30pm Ocean Vodka, (4051 Omaopia Rd., Kula); 808-757-2100; huliaufounda-

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

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DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

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WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

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CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm

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MON - MNF Football / TUE- Pool Night , WED-Booze Braddahs

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DJ Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan 7pm; no cover

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MON - Football /Johnny Ringo, TUE -Amy’s Mix WED -Big John

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Rick G Acoustic

Ryan Robinson BEO

Rick Glencross 4-8pm/ Dat Guyz 9pm

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NFL / Karaoke 8pm; no cover

MON - MNF /Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - Rick Glencross, 9pm / WED -Rick Glencross, 9pm / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; (no covers)

Evan Shulman 6pm Retro 80’s Dance Party 9:30pm

Evan Shulman 6pm; no cover

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Karaoke 9pm

Mel Aruza

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Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

Dominic 4-8pm/ Jah Residentz 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

tion.org; info@mauihuliaufoundation.org SERVICE TRIP - The Friends of Haleakala National Park would like volunteers to join a service trip in Haleakala Park for the weekend. Stay at Holua cabin and remove invasive species or do other projects. This is a great way to see the crater, and stay at the cabins, and contribute to your park. Haleakala National Park; 808-572-4400; fhnp.org/service.html; michele@fhnp.org MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hotrods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at the golden arches and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm McDonalds, (Dairy Rd., Kahului); mauicarshows.com

SUNDAY, NOV 10 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8711307; mauimall.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artists wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you. Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/ maui GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, NOV 11 SPECIAL TOY DRIVE - The Friends of the Children’s Justice Center of Maui, helps children who have been physically, emotionally or sexually abused or severely neglected. For many of these keiki, this will be their only gift this year. Please help us provide the spirit of Christmas to these

MON - DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; TUES - DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

Karaoke 9pm

Rick Glencross 7pm

kids by donating a toy or game. Please bring an unwrapped gift to the Holiday Table. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

TUESDAY, NOV 12 HOW TO START A BUSINESS IN MAUI COUNTY - Research Librarian Christine Pawliuk of the Hawaii Small Business Development Center will provide information for adults about options for business structures, insurance, tax considerations, state and city agencies and availability of financial assistance. Pre-registration is required; call the Library to register. Free. 6pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org ITALIAN AMERICAN CLUB OF MAUI POTLUCK - The Italian American Club of Maui will be hosting a potluck. Come join us to eat, speak Italian, and share fun conversation in la bella lingua Italiana.

Please bring an Italian dish that serves five or more.

Diane and Tim Means will share highlights of their recent trip to Italy and Sicily with a photo presentation.

The November meeting is also the election meeting for the 2014 officers. The IACM welcomes additional nominees at this meeting. The IACM is an Italian heritage club, but are happy to have people from any culture join us. Anyone is welcomed to attend our meetings. 6pm Kaunoa Senior Center, (401 Alakapa Pl., Sprecklesville); 808-280-8008; italianamericanclubofmaui.com; decor8maui@aol.com PAWS FOR READING - See This Week’s Picks, 3-4:30pm Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; librarieshawaii.org

WEDNESDAY, NOV 13 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop 10am-7pm. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE

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AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

NFL SPORTS NFL FOOTBALL - Thu, Nov 7. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Nov 10. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com NFL GAMES - Sun, Nov 10. 7am Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Nov 10. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Nov 11.

Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Nov 11. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE WITH DAVE - Wed, Nov 13. No cover.

10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH ‘AUNTIE’ TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dicken-

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son St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Wed, Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; Thu, Randall Rospond 6:309:30pm; Fri, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:309:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm.

(744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Gretchen 10pm

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover MON - Trivia Night, 7pm TUE-Open Mic WED-Emily 10pm

Pool Tournament 7pm; no cover

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Murray Thorne/Trish da Dish

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Sunday Football/ The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - MNF, Makai Jazz Group TUE - Brenton Keith Magic WED - Joel Katz, Willie K

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:308:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

ka LumHo 6-8pm; Thu, Josh Sumbicay 6-8pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa and Jessica Rabbitt 7pm; Thu, Special Guest 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm.

(300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

(555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Fri, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:30-8:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

LONGBOARDS - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.,

UMALU - Fri, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Sat, Kawi-

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

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PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

RITA’S - Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Clay Mortensen 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:308:30pm; Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:308:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; Wed, Blues with the House Shakers 8:30-10:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben Deleon 5-8pm; Every Tue & Thu, Piilani Arias 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live Music 4-6pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259.

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CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Thu, Prime Rib Thursday Night Blues with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:308:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

DAZOO RESTAURANT (FORMERLY MOANA BAKERY & CAFE) - Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Richard Dancil Hawaiian Music 6-8pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Rick 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradewinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Megan and JP 6-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-3111.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI KA‘ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6pm.; Daily, The 23rd Hula O Na Keiki at Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel; Fri, KBH Craft Fair 9am-12pm; Fri, Halau Friday Hula 6-9pm; Daily, Free Sunset Hula Show 6-9pm.; Kanaehele Room - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” Kanehele Room 4:30-7:30pm. Tiki Bar & Grill Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9pm; Daily, Hula Show 6:307pm; Thu, Daniel Palakiko 6-9pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka (Jason Fundang) 6-9pm; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9pm. Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Sun, Ka‘anapali Champagne Brunch 9am-1pm. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, 2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., 808-661-0011.

KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB - Ohana Bar & Grill - Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9:30pm; Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:309:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club, 104 Ka‘anapali Shores Place, 808-661-2000.

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Thu, Kincaid Basques and Albert Kaiana 6:30-9pm.

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ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8pm; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, 2780 Keka‘a Dr., 808-661-3611.

SHERATON MAUI RESORT & SPA - Daily, Live Music 6-9pm; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8pm; Daily, Cliff Diving Ceremony 6-8pm. 2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031.

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WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI OCEAN RESORT VILLAS - Fri, Aloha Friday Craft Fair 9am-4pm. 6 Kai Ala Dr., 808-667-3200.

WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA - Fri, Brian Haia 6-9pm; Sat, Keali’i Lum 6-9pm; Sun, Raz Shaggai 6-9pm; Wed, Scott Baird Duo with James DeBose 6-9pm. 2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525.

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FOUR SEASONS RESORT MAUI - Every Tue & Thu, Steve Repollo & Alan Villaren 5:30-7:30pm; Every Tue & Fri, S. Godinez & M. Johnson 8-10:30pm; Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat, Moku 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Francois Quillet 8-10:30pm; Thu, Nils & Bob 8-10:30pm; Sat, Eddie & Joy 8-10:30pm; Sun, Mondokane 8-10:30pm; Mon, Carl Hashimoto 5:307:30pm; Mon, Eddie & Joy or Gene & Marcus 8-10:30pm; Daily, Hula Dancer & Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6:30pm. Lobby Lounge Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6:30pm; Tue, Jazz Music 8-10:30pm; Every Mon, Wed, Thu & Sat, Contemporary Music 8:3010:30pm; Fri, Jazz Music 8-11:30pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music 8:30-10:30pm; Daily, Hula Dancers 5:30-6:30pm. 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-874-8000.

GRAND WAILEA - Botero Bar & Lounge - Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9:30pm. Grand Dining Room - Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30am-1pm. Wed, Ocean Info 9am1pm. 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Live Music 9am-1pm; Sun, Hale Manu 9:30am-12:30pm; Every Sun & Wed, ‘Uialena Luau in Makena 5:30pm.

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WAILEA BEACH MARRIOTT RESORT & SPA Kumu Bar & Grill - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9pm.

Te Au Moana Luau - Every Mon, Thu, Fri & Sat, Te Au Moana Luau 4:30pm. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa, 3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-874-7963.

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Paniolo Lounge - Fri, Live music 6-9pm; Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Sat, Live music 6:30-9:30pm.

MALL SHOWS WEST MAUI LAHAINA CANNERY MALL - Every Sun, Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Performances 7pm; Sat, Yo-Gi-Oh Card Session 3pm; Sun, Family Magic 11:30am; Sun, Line Dancing Maui Paniolo Posse 4:30pm; Tue, ‘Ukulele Lessons 5:30pm.

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WHALERS VILLAGE - Every Tue & Fri, LEI DEMONSTRATIONS & CLASSES 11am-1pm; Wed, Cultural Hula Lessons 12-1pm; Every Mon, Wed & Sat, Polynesian Dance 7-8pm; Thu, Hula Lessons 3-4pm; Daily, Whalers Museum 10am-6pm.

SOUTH MAUI SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, WOW! Wailea On Wednesdays 6:30-8pm; Wed, Benoit JazzWorks at WOW! 6:30-8pm.

CENTRAL MAUI WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Daily, Whole Foods Meat Lovers Daily Specials; Fri, Aloha Friday Musical Jam 11:30am-1:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Pizza Party Weekend; Sat, Pet Adoptions with HARF 10am-4pm; Mon, Mouth Watering Mondays 5pm; Tue, Turkey Tuesdays.

MAUI MALL - Sun, Live Hula Show 11am; Sun, Free Zumba! 9am.

MAUI OCEAN CENTER- Fri, Fins & Flippers Tour 11:30am.

PACIFIC WHALE FOUNDATION - Daily, Early Season Whalewatch Cruises; Daily (except Sun & Wed), Coral Reef Information Station at Ulua Beach 8-11:30am; Wed, Volunteering on Vacation: O’o Farm 8:30-11:30am; Wed, SeaWees: Ocean Discovery for Preschoolers 9-10am; Fri, Hawaiian Islands Land Trust Service Project 8am-12pm; Fri, ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET CRUISE 5pm; Sat, Volunteering on Vacation: Malama Honokowai 9am3:30pm; Mon, Volunteering on Vacation: Hoaloha ‘aina 7:30-9:30am; Daily, Beach Clean Ups. QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU CENTER - Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Ohana Farmers & Craft

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Much of your bad luck is preventable. You may have been the victim of some of the shit the world throws at people—but that’s at least partially because you’ve been making yourself such a broad target, through a range of (or perhaps just one particularly effective) selfdestructive behavior. Don’t be a martyr; it’s tiresome, and ultimately not all it’s cracked up to be. Instead, take a step outside yourself; get the help you need, and quit your awful, insidious (and often deviously subtle) soulkilling habits. Do it now, because each spin around any self-destructive spiral is worse than the one before.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) At the moment, you’re like Marmite, that obnoxious yeast by-product that most Brits treasure and no one else can tolerate. You’re the delicious flavor cherished by those for whom it’s familiar but sort of revolting for those who’ve never tried it before. Don’t take offense.

Those who love you are pleased that no one else knows how amazing you are; that way, they don’t have to share you. And those that don’t yet know how magnificent you are may regard you as something of an acquired taste they’d like to acquire. Besides, what you’re about changes over time. You may be Marmite this week, but chocolate next week—and hardly anybody doesn’t like chocolate.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) What’s this? Why, your normally reserved demeanor flies right out the window when a certain person enters the room! You light up like a Christmas tree, darling, all sparkly and warm—and it’s obvious to everyone who knows you—except this one sweet person (who must be amazing to elicit such an incredible burst of radiance from your shyest depths).

That person, delightfully, thinks you’re always this lively and vivacious, so s/he has no idea what a difference s/he makes. S/he deserves to know, already, as much as you deserve to get to shine and embody your best brightest self all the time—something which just might happen once you spill your secret.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Kisses have tremendous power in fairy tales, useful for waking sleeping beauties, poisoning lovers, turning frogs into princes, or invoking powerful magic, both benign and nefarious. All that’s the stuff of glamorous myth, right? Wrong, at least lately: There’s something of that enigmatic enchantment in your very own lips this week, if you’ll but use it. Be careful what you waste your mysterious magnetism on, though.

It may be a one-shot deal, and if you blow it on a doughnut instead of the person you want to marry, you’ll be kicking yourself for a hundred years.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’ve been playing Mother May I with some mysterious authority that you can’t even see, and consequently only taking mincing little baby steps towards your goal. I don’t know what gods or karmic forces you fear angering, and I certainly don’t want to jinx anything for you, but this week you can take at least one giant step forward without getting sent back to the start line. Go ahead, enjoy that humongous leap; you’ve been such a good player so far that this one bold move will be overlooked or forgiven. Besides, you should know by now—it’s almost always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Stop feeling so trapped. I’m not sure what it is (Job? Relationship? Family?) that’s stifling and oppressing you, but you’re getting a bit ridiculous now. You have more luxury and opportunity than most people in most of the rest of the world in most of the rest of history. When you look at it that way, the lock to the prison holding you in is obvious: your unwillingness to sacrifice some of that luxury, comfort or safety. Get over it. The price you have to pay is more than worth what you’ll get back. Loosen your purse strings, already, and open your arms wide to welcome the bounty you’ll receive in return.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re an acquired taste these days. That’s not a bad thing; much of the best food, music, and people

can be described that way. The bad news is that your universal appeal has waned; you’re probably propositioned less than in the old days. But the good news more than makes up for it: the overtures you do receive are consequently more thoughtful, serious, and worthwhile. Entertain them with an open mind and heart. Be proud, sweet Taurus.

You’ve become more yourself in less time than even I expected, and that’s never a bad thing.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Back when modern science was in its infancy (it was called “natural philosophy” in those days) they considered mercury, or quicksilver, the stuff from which all matter was made. They also believed that when it hardened, it turned to gold. This week your soul, ruled by the planet Mercury, has some of the qualities once attributed to the substance of the same name. Your ability to profoundly identify with virtually everything you encounter could confound you, if you don’t expect it; or you could revel in it, if you have the presence of mind to notice what a good feeling it is.

Yes, everything has its roots in you—just as your roots are nurtured or educated by everything. Once you really, really realize that, you might as well possess your weight in gold; you’ll be just that rich.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You’re more shadow than person right now. People are mostly perceiving you in two stark dimensions, instead of grasping and appreciating your full, multidimensional complexity. There’s little you can do about that, unfortunately; you can’t force people to look at you in exactly the way you wish. The best you can do is cut a striking profile in silhouette and hope that it’s enough to hold the interest of these shallow fools, until you fall into a different light and they can see all the Technicolor dimensions of who you really are.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Grin, you silly beast. For the first time since the weather turned brisk, you can stop being crestfallen and cautious, and be contented and courageous instead. The next few weeks, you’re more likely to receive the benefits of the doubt, the better halves of the bargain, and numerous other advantages conferred on you by the kindhearted souls who surround you. You’ve spent a month worrying your fool head off. Now that things are bound to go a little more smoothly for you, stop that shit. Just lie back and enjoy it, and remember: smile.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Eat plenty of fruit. Here’s hoping the physical fiber you take in can help clear up the numerous emotional blockages that are due to come your way this week. So you don’t end up spiritually constipated, I suggest you consume plenty of bran and comedy. Laughter is the bran of the soul; as cheesy as that is, it’s also true. The more deeply and often you can guffaw, the less time you’ll spend feeling numb, in shock, or paralyzed by emotional indecision. Your theme this week is movement, whether it’s your bowels or emotions.

Do what it takes to ensure you’re regular.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Amish teens are encouraged to venture out into the world in order to understand what they’re giving up (like drugs, dancing, and television) before they make the conscious choice to join the church and community for life. This period is called Rumspringa.

It’s an amazing tactic; as a consequence of being allowed this freedom and choice, Amish children have an amazingly high return rate; more than 80% of them, after tasting the supposed luxuries of the world their community shuns, still decide to return and commit themselves to the simpler life in which they were raised. Before you give up anything this week, or in the weeks to come, make sure you’ve had your own proper Rumspringa, and drunk deeply at the well you’ll be abstaining from. Then make your choice (or not) with a clear conscience, knowing it couldn’t be more conscious.

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