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Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com / darrishurst.com Anywhere there is a cane burn happening Graphic Designers: Shane Fontanilla (The office when the surfs up), Amy Mendolia Contributors: Jenn Brown, Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Suzanne Kayian, Alex Mitchell, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Marina Satoafaiga, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II, Dayna Yamasaki

KULEANA FILL THESE SEATS?

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Maui film maker Brian Kohne.

Special thanks to Iao Theater that allowed us shoot on their brand new seats.

SAME SEX

Photography by: Sean M. Hower MARRIAGE

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COCKTAILS

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by Anthony Pignataro

QUIZ understood cific Business News in a Nov. 7 blog post. According to that post, what was the median price for the same type of home in October of this year?

A. $485,000 B. $498,000 C. $514,000 D. $528,000 E. $545,000

Flex Appeal Talking story with West Maui bodybuilder Michelle Camina on her latest title win gym and plugged into many aspects of fitness. Through strength and confidence, I lined up some photo shoots. I was making connections and had my sights on being a MMA Ring Girl. As luck would have it, a photographer friend suggested I enter a figure competition (that he happened to be involved with). So bottom line, a photographer friend thought I would do well–and he was right. His name is Robert Tolentino (former Oahu resident doctor and photographer, now living in Las Vegas). Everything else has been up to me!

1. On Nov. 9, state and county officials gathered at the University of Hawaii Maui College campus for the grand opening of what new facility?

A. Sustainable Energy Center B. Emergency Medical Center C. Indigenous Studies Center D. Veterans Resource Center E. Music and Arts Center 2. In October 2012, the median price for a single family home in Maui County was $485,000, reported Pa-

On Nov. 7, state health officials found E. coli bacteria in one of the County of Maui’s water sources, The Maui News reported on Nov. 10. The story added that subsequent testings were negative, and that the county Water Department says the water from that well is safe to drink. Which water source was it?

A. Iao Tunnel B. Kepaniwai Well C. Groundwater Waihee D. Maui Lani Well E. Groundwater Iao

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Recently I chatted with Camina about her life, goals and what it’s like spending so much time every day in the gym.

MAUITIME: Congratulations. How long have you been training and bodybuilding?

MICHELLE CAMINA: I’ve only been competing since 2011. I’ve been an athlete all my life, but as far as competitions go, 2011 was my first. It was the Paradise Cup as well, and I took first place in the Women’s Masters Figure Division.

MT: How long have you lived on Maui?

CAMINA: I’ve lived in West Maui for 23 years. I moved here from Sacramento, California to be closer to my dad. He was retired military, and I’d never been to Maui before.

MT: How big a role does fitness play in your life?

CAMINA: I have a lifestyle of training. I was doing body sculpting classes, and they evolved into taking karate. I now have a purple belt in Japanese karate. I also do stand-up paddling, surfing and basketball. I keep a very active lifestyle, and I’ve done crossfit for several years.

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CAMINA: Being athletic all my life, I have always enjoyed a good fitness challenge. I think it may have something to do with the timing of my choice to pursue bodybuilding. When I turned 40, I was recently divorced and on my own path. I was channeling my energy in the

CAMINA: When I’m prepping for a show, I’m in the gym at least four hours a day. When I’m not, it’s about one to two hours a day. Fortunately I have a job that allows me to be flexible. I usually go in the morning, and start as early as 5am.

I’m usually done by 11am. I also run a boot camp for local corporate people, and they have to be at work at 8am.

MT: What’s your diet like?

CAMINA: I have learned a lot about food.

Most of what I eat contains high protein, moderate carbs and very low fat. Typically I eat a very high protein diet. On a regular day, I’ll have oatmeal in the morning and eggs after my workout. Then a few hours later I’ll have chicken breast with salad, or island fish. I drink a lot of water, and stay away from high glucose, high sugar drinks. I’m a very consistent, methodical creature. I’ll eat three to four small meals per day, just like a little machine.

It’s a lifestyle that I choose. But I also have a 12-year-old son, so I can’t be too anal.

MT: What do you do for a living when you’re not training or competing?

CAMINA: I’ve remade myself a few times. I have a background in hotel concierge work, but now I have my own business doing property management for vacation rentals in West Maui. That keeps me pretty busy.

MT: What does the future hold for you?

CAMINA: I’m looking for sponsors. I’m also doing a little more research, but there are more opportunities for you when you have a title to compete on the Mainland. I have my sights on an amateur show in Vegas in August. I may do some local features, but I’ll probably not do multiple competitions–that’s very hard on you. But each time I compete, I learn something invaluable and gain beneficial tools to attain more goals. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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by Anthony Pignataro

Coconut Wireless STATE OF HAWAII FINALLY LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE his seat to Abercrombie, who appointed him back in January). Eventually, he’ll learn that voting means choosing a side.

Far more slippery are the justifications offered by Carroll (who once employed Woodson as a legislative aide). I’ve long known that Carroll has contempt for the state laws governing campaign contributions, but I had no idea she felt the same way about Hawaiian history.

It was quite a performance she gave on Nov. 8. There she stood in the House chamber for 15 minutes (though she kept running over her allotted time, other members graciously yielded their remaining minutes to her) simultaneously decrying “the process” that pitted so many residents against

Mele Carroll

in the late hours of Friday, Nov. 8, though in a slightly amended form from that which passed the Senate. The final vote in the House on the bill was 30-19, with two members excused from voting.

Two of the 19 House votes against SB1 came from Maui Democrats–Mele Carroll of East Maui, Lanai and Molokai and Justin Woodson of Kahului. Of the two, Woodson’s hapless, confused post-vote statement sent to the press is actually easier to excuse.

“I strongly support affording federal rights to everyone however we should do so in a way which does not legislate any religious document,” he said in a Nov. 8 press release sent out just minutes after the House took its final vote. “However, I respect the decision of the House body.”

The statement is just 32 words long, but still manages to use “however” twice. It’s quite remarkable actually to see Woodson bend two sentences into pretzels in hopes of placating all sides in the contentious battle over whether Hawaii should continue to discriminate against homosexuals.

Remember, Woodson’s new. In fact, he’s never run in an election before (he owes

each other while demonizing those who didn’t agree with her as enemies of Aloha.

“I support equality for all people,” she said not long after telling her colleagues that she’d vote against the bill. “[But] if we do Special Session, I hope we can work on issues that do matter in all of our districts, that we can all benefit from.”

Oh, I’m sorry, Representative Carroll–

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On Tuesday, Nov. 12, the state Senate voted again on SB1, the bill legalizing same-sex marriage. The vote was 19-4 with two excused, which came as no surprise given that Senate Judiciary Chairman Clayton Hee had predicted an easy passage the week before. On the morning of Nov. 13, Governor Neil Abercrombie–who had called the Legislature into Special Session to deal with this very bill–finally signed the bill into law. That means samesex marriages can legally begin in the State of Hawaii starting on Dec. 2 of this year.

After historically long and contentious testimony and debate, the state House of Representatives had finally approved the bill

Now legal here

was SB1 just too controversial for you? Too bad you had to waste your time on a bill that didn’t right the wrongs inflicted on a minority closer to your heart. But since you said that you support equality, I guess that will make things good with those you just voted to remain unequal.

But it was how Carroll twisted Hawaiian history that got to me.

“How would you feel if someone came into your hale and robbed you of your culture and lifestyle?” she asked rhetorically of those who would dare–dare!–to give same-sex couples the same marriage rights as those enjoyed by heterosexuals. She went onto rhetorically compare guaranteeing marriage rights to same-sex couples to the diseases that ravaged Hawaiians in century after Western contact.

In Carroll’s world, Christianity is part of kanaka maoli “culture.” Given the considerable and highly emotional testimony given by those in opposition to SB1 during the House hearings, it’s clear Carroll is far from the only one in this state who believes such a thing. Thankfully, I’m also not the only one who sees it as nonsense.

“Kanaka Maoli have been conditioned for so long to think and act like foreigners that we have allowed the meaning and intent of our words, traditions and philosophies to be replaced by neo-Christian beliefs and used to further a Western political agenda on our islands,” wrote Hinaleimoana

Overheard “They lied to me… They lied to me…

They lied to me.”

-Man at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina, Nov. 10

Wong-Kalu–the Halau Lokahi Public Charter School cultural director–in an Oct. 30 Honolulu Star-Advertiser op-ed.

Wong-Kalu lays out kanaka maoli treatment of same-sex issues with gentle clarity. Her oped is worth quoting in some detail on this: “In pre-contact times, ohana was far more extensive than the Western nuclear family,” she wrote. “They included kupuna and their siblings and cousins, makua and their siblings and cousins, children and grandchildren and all other cousins and distant and hanai relations. Our people lived in a format employing kauhale, where multigenerational and latitudinal families gathered together.

Western missionaries thought us barbaric and labeled us heathens, but our extended families took care of the whole ohana. Our people also embraced mahu (those who embody both kane and wahine ability, insight, feeling and spirit all rolled up into one body), aikane (those involved with intimate relations of the same sex), punalua (those men and women who had multiple partners of the opposite sex), and, of course, poolua children (a child with more than one father figure and the ability to claim more than one genealogy). Such people and relationships were not just ‘tolerated,’ as in the current neo-Christian dogma, they were an intrinsic part of the social fabric.”

For those who would deny this–who would cynically twist Hawaiian history in a justification for narrow-minded political gain–Wong-Kalu pulled no punches.

“Wake up, kanaka maoli!” she wrote. “If you support the Westernized Christian view of marriage, then so be it–but please don’t pretend that your choice has anything to do with Hawaiian thought or values. You have joined the ranks of the ones without a culture, without a language and without a soul, those our ancestors called haole… You would relegate our people to nothing but mere shells along the seashore, damaged by those who trample upon their fragile beauty because they want to walk in paradise.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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• NATIONAL ALLIANCE FOR FILIPINO CONCERNS – “NAFCON is a national

• UNICEF – “UNICEF is mandated by the United Nations General Assembly to advocate for the protection of children’s rights, to help meet their basic needs and to expand their opportunities to reach their full potential.” Unicefusa.org • UNITED NATIONS WORLD FOOD PROGRAM – “WFP is the food aid arm of the United Nations system. Food aid is one of the many instruments that can help to promote food security, which is defined as access of all people at all times to the food needed for an active and healthy life.” Wfp.org • SHELTERBOX – “We respond instantly following natural and other disasters by delivering boxes of aid to those who need it most.

Each ShelterBox supplies an extended family with a tent and essential equipment to use while they are displaced or homeless. We are now firmly established at the forefront of disaster relief and our work constantly earns the respect of outside agencies.” Shelterboxusa.org -Anthony Pignataro

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More than 10,000 people in the Philippines are feared dead from the devastation caused by Typhoon Haiyan, one of the most powerful storms ever recorded (though the government puts the death toll at less than 3,000). Millions more are homeless. The devastation is beyond imagining. So here’s a list of a few nongovernmental organizations–with brief notes on the organization taken directly from their websites–that are attempting to give aid:

multi-issue alliance of Filipino organizations and individuals in the United States serving to protect the rights and welfare of Filipinos by fighting for social, economic, and racial justice and equality. At present, NAFCON members encompass over 23 cities in the United States.” Nafconusa.org

University of Hawaii Maui College won a slot as a top 10 finalist in the People & exceeded its goals with nearly $100,000 Planet Award for Green Businesses. The in funds raised. The 17th annual fundfall competition is run by Green America–a not-for-profit membership organization whose raiser, held Oct. 26 in Wailea, amassed the money to help support program developmission is to help create a socially just and ment and growth of the award-winning environmentally sustainable society.

Culinary Academy. The money also will Bio-Beetle–the first and only rental car be earmarked to support the Noble Chef company in the world with cars fueled Scholarship Endowment fund. The exclusively with biodiesel–launched on the Noble Chef event–which features a menisland of Maui in January 2003. The comtoring program that pairs Maui’s celebrity pany not only provides a green alternative to standard rental car companies, but it also chefs and MCA students–is the academy’s strives to operate its business in an ecologi- largest annual fundraiser. cally responsible manner.

The theme of this year’s Noble Chef was “The World on a Plate,” and fea“Besides offering biodiesel rental cars, Bio-Beetle has expanded to offer 100 percent tured a reception with a celebrity chefdesigned menu that included flavors electric, plug-in hybrid electric and hybrid from Japan, Vietnam, Morocco, Spain, cars,” said Bio-Beetle vice president Pamela Great Britain, India, Greece, New ZeaMiedtke-Wolf. “We don’t use toxic chemiland and Mexico–all culinary hot spots cals to clean the cars, we use 100 percent of the world. After the reception, guests recycled paper in the office, give free loaners were served a multi-course gourmet of coolers, boogie boards and other items French dinner and dessert prepared by people may use for their Maui stay so they don’t need to buy something they would end MCA’s students and faculty chefs. The evening included a performance by up throwing away at the end of their trip.”

That business philosophy earned Bio-Beetle its place as a finalist in Green America’s People & Planet Awards. Each of the 10 finalists made it through a competitive initial voting round by a panel of expert judges; the judges for this season’s awards include representatives from Aveda, Clif Bar, Maggie’s Organics, Organic Valley and Green America.

The finalists are expected to represent an overall green way of doChris Speere & Maui No Ka Oi's Diane Haynes ing business. They must also stand out in their commitment to greener travel and transportation.

French chanteuse Lydia Panzik.

Three of the top 10 finalists will be seGreat food may have seemed to be the lected by votes cast at the Green America focus of the event, but the fundraising was website. The top three companies will each actually the key aspect of The Noble Chef. win a $5,000 prize. Voting is now open “In its simplest form, The Noble Chef and ends at 5pm EST on Dec. 2. inspires the noble act of ‘reciprocity’, of “We are delighted that Green America giving back in support of the culinary craft has chosen Bio-Beetle Eco Rental Cars as a we hold so dear and the unlimited potential finalist in the People & Planet Awards,” said of tomorrow’s chefs,” said MCA’s external Bio-Beetle president Shaun Stenshol. coordinator and faculty chef Chris Speere.

“Bio-Beetle is committed to environmental Fairmont Kea Lani Executive Chef sustainability and showing that businesses Tylun Pang, who serves as a lead mentor, can lead the way to a sustainable society.” also lauded the academy. “I am very proud More information about Bio-Beetle can to continually support the Maui Culinary be found online at Bio-beetle.com.

Academy,” said Pang. “To see students receive such a high caliber of culinary -Suzanne Kayian education and training right here on Maui is very exciting. Some of my best chefs are COMMUNITY RAISES graduates of the program.”

NEARLY $100,000 FOR -Suzanne Kayian ■

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The firm told The New York Times in October that it will soon stage an “IPO” for budding NFL star Arian Foster and hopes to sign up many more athletes, plus singers and actors similarly early in their careers. On the other hand, Fantex’s lawyers drew up a 37-page list of potential investment risks, such as injuries, slumps and scandals–and the fact that the stock will trade only on Fantex’s private exchange.

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“For Japanese boys, the train driver sits alongside footballer, doctor and policeman as a dream job,” according to a September Agence France-Presse dispatch, and consequently, the system for the Tokyo metro area (covering 35 million people) runs with the “precision of a finely crafted Swiss watch,” where delays, even for as long as a minute, seldom occur. (When they do occur, operators repeatedly apologize and hand out “notes from home” to commuters to present to their bosses to excuse the tardiness.) Among the system’s drawbacks is the still-irksome groping of females on packed rush-hour trains, when operators routinely shove as many as 300 riders into cars designed for 150.

NAKED GERMANY Among the surprising legacies of the oppressions of communist East Germany is modern-day Germany’s commonplace “clothing-optional” lifestyle (FKK, or “Freikoerperkultur”–free body culture). A September Global Post dispatch counted “hundreds” of FKK beaches across the country and referenced a turned-up snapshot (not yet authenticated) of a young Angela Merkel frolicking nude in the 1960s or 1970s. Foreigners occasionally undergo culture shock at German hotels’ saunas and swimming pools, at which swimsuits are discouraged (as “unhygienic”).

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by Chuck Shepard

TIES THAT BIND In December, China joined only a handful of countries (and 29 U.S. states) by strengthening the rights of elderly parents to demand support from their adult children–not only financially (which has been the law for more than a decade) but now allowing lawsuits by parents who also feel emotionally ignored. An October Associated Press feature on one rural extended family dramatized China’s cultural shift away from its proverbial “first virtue” of family honor. Zhang Zefang, 94, said she did not even understand the concept of

“lawsuit” when a local official explained it, but only that she deserved better from the children she had raised and who now allegedly resent her neediness. A village court promptly ordered several family members to contribute support for Zhang.

UNHOLY WATER Recent separate testings in 21 springs in Austria and 18 fonts in Vienna yielded a conclusion that 86 percent of the holy water in the country’s churches was not safe to drink–most commonly infected with diarrhea-causing E.coli and Campylobacter. University of Vienna researchers found samples with up to 62 million bacteria per milliliter of water, and the busier the church, the higher the count.

FIRST THINGS FIRST An alleged drug ring in the Brooklyn, N.Y., neighborhood of Sheepshead Bay was busted in September after police cracked a stream of Internet messages offering heroin (called “DOB”) and cocaine (“white girl”). Among the messages was one sent at 6:45 one Friday evening advising customers that they had “45 minutes” to get their orders in for the weekend because the sellers would obediently shut down at 7:30 (i.e., sundown) for the Jewish sabbath.

CIVIL SERVICE ROCKS! “You hired a convicted prostitute and thief to handle state money?” asked an incredulous Connecticut state legislator in September when he learned that Suki Handly had been employed from 2008 to 2012 passing out welfare benefits in the state’s Manchester distribution center and that $44,000 was missing. Furthermore, Handly and two others had been found guilty of theft in Connecticut in 2010, yet word of her prostitution and 2010 convictions were not known to state investigators until a chance audit in 2012. (State hiring offices of course promised to strengthen background checks.)

PEOPLE WITH WORSE SEX LIVES THAN YOURS Optometrist Robert Deck III, 48, was arraigned in Oakland County, Mich., in October on an indecent exposure charge after an August incident in which he allegedly began to masturbate in his office while fitting a female patient with contact lenses. And Edward Falcone, 57, a retired woodshop teacher at Brooklyn High School of the Arts, was arrested for public lewdness in October after students on a school bus reported a motorist masturbating as he followed the bus. And Leslie Bailey, 28, was convicted of misdemeanor lewd conduct in San Francisco in October after being spotted by a BART train operator on separate occasions, incompletely clothed, thrusting his hips against an empty seat. ■

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hank you for the amazing time we spent on the beach together.

It was nice to meet you, but getting to know you is another story. To be honest, I didn’t know whether to be flattered or pissed off when I realized that when you invited me to your house, you actually took me to a house belonging to other people. People you did not know.

Did you not think of what might happen when the people who actually lived there came home and found you there with a date? Look, I’ll give you an “A” for effort, but come on! You could’ve at least cleaned the place, or chosen a place worthy of risking a Breaking and Entering charge! Oh, and by the way: Spaghettios is not considered a viable dinner when you bring a woman home (or to someone else’s home). Thanks for restoring my faith in men. ■

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COMING SOON TO AN ISLAND NEAR YOU Filmmaker Brian Kohne talks story about how he’s putting together his next made-on-Maui movie, the suspense thriller ‘Kuleana’

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tanding in his living room, Brian Kohne has a view right out of a movie.

The house–which Kohne calls “Malama Pono”–is in Wailuku Heights, and from there he can take in everything between Kahului Harbor, Kihei and Upcountry. At night, with all of Central

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Maui’s streetlights illuminated, the house must seem like one of those mansions perched in the hills above Hollywood.

This is in many ways perfect, because Kohne is trying to make a living as a movie-maker right here on Maui. He and his production company Malama Pono (same as the house) have already made one film–the crazy independent

comedy Get a Job , which starred musicians Willie K and Eric Gilliom–but now he’s setting the stage for something far more ambitious. Not a sequel to Get a Job (though Kohne says he’s often asked when that might come about), Kohne is planning to make a suspense thriller called Kuleana set during the Hawaiian Renaissance of the 1970s.

But jumping from a contemporary, light-hearted comedy cast with Maui locals to a tense drama rooted in Hawaiian history and corruption isn’t the ambitious part. And no, the ambitious part isn’t even Kohne wanting his new movie to make a profit, though that is very ambitious.

No, the ambitious part of all this is

Kristina Anapau

sen protector of his Grandma’s property and his family name. Kim, long presumed dead after her tragic disappearance at the age of seven, has mysteriously returned to her childhood home on a mission of her own. Like her mother, she was not born of native blood, but has adopted the Hawaiian culture as her way of life. On decidedly different paths to salvation, the unlikely pair share a common nemesis: unscrupulous businessman Victor Coyle,

whose tools of trade include bribery, blackmail, and murder. Coyle blatantly exploits the land and the people he has managed to usurp and control. Ancestral spirits and modern day warriors contribute to the fight as Nohea and Kim learn the most important lesson: kuleana is not a burden; it is a privilege.

That’s a lot for any moviemaker to tackle. Thrillers typically involve hero-

types (sometimes with flawed motives), crooks, gorgeous women and, far too often, the thinnest of plots. Here Kohne is seeking to take all of those elements and weld them to a framework of Hawaiian tradition, land development and perhaps even a little magical realism thrown in.

When you think that Kohne’s previous movie was a slapstick comedy about a guy who hated work but kept trying to find a job, it seems doubly difficult.

But Kohne says he started working on the story nine years ago. He also says it deals with themes he’s thought about virtually his entire life. And, perhaps most importantly, Kohne has calculated that he can make his new movie on a $1 million budget–$100,000 of which will be set aside for marketing (by contrast, Get a Job had no marketing budget).

“KULEANA will be shot for approximately $900,000,” Kohen wrote in his press sheet. “This budget falls under the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) ‘Modified Low Budget Contract,’ using their ‘Diversity in Casting Incentive.’”

Because Kohne’s production team and cast is largely of Polynesian descent, they qualify for the SAG incentive, which allows him a great deal more budget leeway than typically afforded the independent filmmaker.

Kohne also says that he’s planning to start “principal photography” on Hawaii Island sometime this month, with the bulk of shooting and production to take place in 2014. He’s anticipating circulating the film through film festivals a year later.

To do that, Kohne needs money. Lots of it, and soon. Not surprisingly, he’s looking for investors.

“We’re still growing into our shoes,” he told me. “At a million dollars, I know I can strengthen production values, work with great talent and produce a film that’s marketable.”

Still, Kohne is only looking at a million-dollar movie at this point–he said amping the budget past that point doesn’t interest him. “If I talk someone into giving me $5 million, that’s five million reasons I have to make their movie and not ours.”

Right now, before shooting has begun, it all sounds great. But Kohne and his Malama Pono production team are at a critical juncture–movies live and die on their ability to find financing.

Put another way, if Kohne can’t make Kuleana work, then there’s no hope for a sequel to Get a Job. And he does want to make a sequel.

“That will happen,” Kohne told me. “It will happen when market conditions make it happen.”

PHOTO COURTESY BRIAN KOHNE

Childhood friends Nohea and Kim discover the true meaning of kuleana in a deadly clash between traditional Hawaiian values and the American Dream. Nohea, a tough young local, struggles to reconcile his old-fashioned upbringing with the future he hopes to provide for his family, and is forced to face up to his responsibilities as the cho-

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that Kohne wants to make a new movie that brings in a profit and is the result of a Maui-made movie production. Not a Hollywood mainstream production that just flies out here to film some scenes, but a film that’s the product of a legitimate filmmaking industry right here.

“My family was fortunate to move to Maui in 1969 when I was five yearsold,” Kohne wrote in a press sheet for Kuleana. “I‘m fascinated by indigenous issues, and driven to nurture our precious multi-ethnic community. One of my kuleanas is to contribute to the growth of an island film industry as both a local artist with unique insight into the contemporary culture, and as a business person creating jobs and entertainment products in the islands.”

To do that, Kohne has already made one picture. That Get a Job didn’t make any money is typical for first-time movies. But now Kohne needs to make a movie that’s financially successful.

“This one is a commercial venture,” Kohne told me recently. “Get a Job was about building community, empowering our production team. Kuleana is about kicking some ass–by that I mean making some money. It’s gotta make money.”

In Hollywood, that means Kohne needs a far bigger budget than the $200,000 he spent on Get a Job. And while an official Kuleana press sheet Kohne sent me mentions that Gilliom and Willie K have signed on to act in Kuleana, making money means casting bigger names. According to Kohne, that’s already begun.

“Kristina Anapau will be in it,” Kohne said.

That would be the same Kristina Anapau who has a recurring role in HBO’s True Blood and has also appeared in TV shows like The Glades, Monk, CSI:NY, Without a Trace and General Hospital as well as movies like Black Swan, Cursed, Cruel Intentions 3, Madison and 100 Girls.

“She’s from Hilo,” Kohne told me. “I met her at the Big Island Film Festival in 2011. Get a Job won an award, and she was being honored. A lot of people I’m working with are people I’ve met along the way. When you talk about the importance of first films, it’s true on so many levels. Ultimately, it’s about having a film that you can travel and network and meet people in the industry.”

So what’s the new movie about? Kohne would only talk about the story in general terms, though he did email me his official press packet, which includes the following synopsis:

The cast so far. Top row, L to R: Willie K, Kristina Anapau, Branscombe Richmond, Stefan Schaefer. Bottom row, L to R: Kathy Collins, Mel Cabang, Augie T, Kaumakaiwa Kanaka‘ole

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Talking Lahaina Grill’s New Cocktails With Bartender Annabehl Sinclair but tasting her drinks does. Her dedication to crafting a beverage is best tasted at the bar at Lahaina Grill.

While there, I twisted Sinclair’s arm to give more details about the alchemy she works at Lahaina Grill:

Pearfection is Grey Goose pear vodka and apple pucker with prickly pear purée or the Pau Hana with Pau vodka, pineapple juice, mint, lime and cinnamon syrup.

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ANNABEHL SINCLAIR: Quality service, handcrafted cocktails and friendly conversation in a refined atmosphere.

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Lahaina Grill offers an elegant experience when supping in Lahaina, but my favorite spot in their lovely dining room is definitely the bar. You can order from the menu there, but more importantly I get

facetime with bartenders Annabehl Sinclair and Mary Swiger. Their bar has exotic and classic combinations and Sinclair’s knowledge of the distilled drinks she serves is nothing short of fascinating.

Their cocktails pair beautifully with their refined bistro cuisine menu. Veal meatballs, tequila shrimp, line caught fresh fish and wagyu ravioli are just a sampling of what they offer. Desserts range from their signature triple berry pie to sunken chocolate cake. As you’d expect, they’re irresistible.

During my most recent visit to Lahaina Grill, Sinclair described the process that goes into making bitters. It involves 30 days of straining and turning oranges, peels, base alcohol and spices. That kind of drink preparation doesn’t appeal to me,

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AS: Bulleit bourbon–probably because it’s my favorite . Ron Zacapa aged rum is the most exotic. It’s dark and delicious and almost tastes like a bourbon.

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AS: The Vesper, a James Bond martini. It’s Hendricks gin, Titos vodka and Lillet blanc.

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n October, when my husband came home from work and announced that the medical industry had made poop pills that will increase healthy bacteria in a person’s guts, I was like “no shit.” It made big news in the media, which makes sense given that people were ingesting fresh poop in hopes of curing their digestive tract.

I thought the whole thing totally absurd. Do we really have to eat poop? Why couldn’t you just increase the good stuff in your gut with edible probiotic foods like miso and kim chee? After reading up on

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Alaska and was a hiking tour guide–again we drank coffee and that was the lifestyle.

Once I started to have issues with anxiety, I needed to find a new pick-me-up.”

While Anderson drinks it to supercharge his day without anxiety, Tiffany–his wife and business partner at Awaken Tea–has her own reasons. She was diagnosed with celiac disease, which means her body has a gluten allergy.

microorganisms, we cannot survive. In our modern culture, it is easy to believe that we control nature because of our air conditioners, cars and homes. However, by ingesting Kombucha, you are actively acknowledging that you live in symbiosis with other living beings. This is the natural state of the world.”

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the poop pills, I realized that the folks taking them were suffering from special problems, but I was also right that increasing good bacteria in your stomach is a good thing for digestion.

Our modern diets have evolved to the point where we eat food heavy with wheat, protein and fat, fast food, rich sauces and mountains of sugar with very little regard to how they affect our digestive system. In response, the health industry is latching onto the word probiotics, touting its benefits in pills, supplements and foods, but people rarely know what these are or why they’re good for them. Worse yet, it’s all bacteria, and that often doesn’t sound appetizing to people.

One person who can tell you about healthy bacteria is Cory Anderson of Awaken Tea Kombucha. I met him recently while he was slinging samples of his Maui-made tea at Choice Health Bar in Lahaina. Anderson says he was suffering from caffeine overload–understandable, considering he was a substantial coffee and tea drinker who also suffered from panic attacks and anxiety–when he started drinking kombucha on a regular basis and he began making his own tea.

“I am from Bainbridge Island in Washington near Seattle,” says Anderson. “We drink really strong coffee, and have a caffeine culture there. Then I moved to

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On the website KombuchaKamp.com, Hannah Crum writes about the history of Kombucha. Following its fermentation in kitchens in China over hundreds of years, Kombucha latched onto Genghis Khan and the silk road, then later made its way to Europe. While its ancient secrets piled up, the Industrial Revolution, world wars and the industrialization of our food supply tossed fermenting tea traditions to the curb for decades. Until relatively recently, that is, when Kombucha began seeing a resurgence.

Bev Net Magazine reports a 37 percent increase in Kombucha beverage sales from 2012 to 2013. It’s one of the fastest growing drink categories, and is breaking out of health food stores and into mainstream markets at a staggering pace. In fact, Kombucha teas are set to create more than $500 million in revenues for the beverage market this year. Hannah Crum and Alex Lagory of KombuchaKamp.com organized the Kombucha Brewers International just last month, and plan to have a Kombucha Kon conference in January.

“We are not separate from nature,” Crum wrote on KombuchaKamp.com. ”Without helpful bacteria and other

the crossover of Kombucha to the mainstream. He’s developed flavors like fresh pressed ginger, hibiscus tea and golden chai in hopes of appealing to folks unfamiliar with kombucha tea.

“Sometimes you get those bottled versions that taste really vinegary or sour,” says Anderson. “I feel bad that that is some peoples first try of Kombucha. My kombucha is proof that you can get something that tastes great. Its fresh, its made on Maui. We create our own tea blends, we package our tea in 36-ounce reusable bottles.”

Ultimately, Anderson says his dream is to operate a mobile Kombucha bus, bringing the good stuff to people all over the island, along with gluten-free snacks.

But for now, the Andersons make Awaken Tea Kombucha in Kihei, and you can find their product at Choice Health Bar in Lahaina or at the Upcountry Farmers Market on Saturday mornings.

Check out their website at Awakentea. com for more about their kombucha. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, NOV. 14 FAMILY CAREGIVERS CONFERENCE – This Thursday you can learn better ways to care for our kupuna at the County of Maui’s 12th Annual Family Caregivers Conference. The conference will feature two guest speakers, Dr. Laura Mosqueda and Dr. Robert Romasco. Topics covered include types of dementia, commonly used medications, health care and more. The fee includes exhibits, workshops, door prizes, continental breakfast and lunch, as well as conference materials and activities. Scholarships are available from the Maui County Office on Aging and from Alu Like for Native Hawaiians. Contact the office of Aging for transportation services from Central Maui to the Makena Beach and Golf Resort. $15 seniors, caregivers and students/ $25 for professionals. 8:30am-4pm. Makena Beach and Golf Resort (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-270-7755; co.maui.hi.us/departments/housing/aging.htm. Photo of Dr. Laura Mosqueda courtesy of County of Maui

BOZ SCAGGS – Boz Scaggs is an American guitarist, singer and songnd. writer who hit big in the 1960s as a member of the Steve Miller Band.

Scaggs eventually earned spots in Top 20 hit lists with multi-platinum albums like Silk Degrees. No stranger to Maui, Scaggs is returning to the island as part of his Memphis Tour. “Dinah Flo,” “You Make It So Hard” and “Slow Dancer” are just a few of Scaggs classics that have traveled with him through the decades. These days, Scaggs has joined Dukes of September members Donald Fagen and Michael McDonald. $45, $65, $85, $125. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org, bozscaggs.com. Photo courtesy of the MACC

FRIDAY, NOV. 15 MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY – The third Friday of the month has arrived and that means Makawao is throwing a party! A quaint town tucked on Haleakala’s slopes, Makawao is known for its paniolo charm. Locals and visitors alike are welcome to enjoy live entertainment, shop merchants and savor the unique flavors of this cowboy town. Slow down and take in the serene Upcountry living. You can find parking at the Makawao Base Yard, Makawao Hongwanji, Brewer Road, Makawao Municipal Parking Lot, Makawao Ave. near Library and where available on Baldwin Avenue. Free. 6pm9pm. Makawao Town, mauifridays.com/makawao.

MAKAWAO HISTORY PROJECT GRAND OPENING – Calling all Makawao residents past, present and future to the Makawao History Project Grand Opening. The future home of a permanent Makawao Museum, the Makawao History Project will be on display starting this Friday and will run through Tuesday, Dec. 31.

The public is invited to view historic photos, collectables and other memorables of the charming town. The grand opening will take place during the Third Friday Town Party and will feature a Christmas tree lighting ceremony, The Five Corners Band with Rosalind Modica, Sanders and Kalaway and the Kalama Intermediate School Ukulele Band. For more information on visiting hours, volunteering or donating to the museum’s inventory, send an email to cherylambrozic@hawaii.rr.com.

5pm. Free. (1152 Makawao Ave.). Photo courtesy Makawao History Project

FRIDAY, NOV. 15 INSIDE AMPERSAND – Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ contemporary dance talent is presenting the contemporary dance company Inside Ampersand for one weekend only, this Friday through Sunday. Formed in 2012, the company is directed by MAPA’s Executive & Artistic Director David C. Johnston and Artistic Director Rebecca Owen. They use and promote Maui’s local talent, and has added another layer of depth to MAPA’s already existing theater program. This weekend’s show will feature original work from company members and guest artists from Adaptations Dance Theater. $15 adults/ $12 students (18 and under).

7:30pm Friday & Saturday/ 2pm Saturday & Sunday. MAPA’s Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), mauiacademy.org. Photo courtesy of MAPA

ODD FUTURE – And now we have Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (OFWGKTA) this Saturday at the MACC. This is a hip-hop collective that includes Tylernnett, The Creator, Frank Ocean, Earl Sweatshirt, Hodgy, Mike G, Taco Bennett, d. Odd Left Brain, Domo Genesis and the young woman DJ and Syd the Kyd. he OF Future originally released their mix tape and followed up with a 2012 sequel, The ute as Tape, Vol.2. The group’s makeup consists of smaller groups that each contribute rappers, singer-songwriters and producers. The group’s controversial humorr has our earned them considerable press–so much so that Odd Future’s two-stop tour ui sold out in just two days. $25. $35. $45. 7pm Doors/ 7:30pm Show. Maui 9, Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org, bampproject.com. Photo: Tyler/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, NOV. 16 YM YMCA YARD SALE – It is often recited that one man’s trash could very well be aanother man’s treasure and The Maui Family YMCA is inviting you to find o This Saturday from 7am to noon, the YMCA will be hosting a mega yard out! s with proceeds to benefit YMCA Camp Keanae. There will be a range sale o product including children’s items, clothing, books, electronics, sporting of g goods, furniture, home and garden and much more. If you aren’t in the market to thrift, they are also accepting donations. You can drop off donated items o on weekdays between 10am and 2pm, Saturdays 9am-7pm and Sundays 1 10am-6pm. Call to arrange pick up. YMCA (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 8 808-248-8355, ymcacampkeanae.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S 46TH BIRTHDAY – Lahaina Arts Society iss turning 46 n nday. and you’re invited! LAS welcomes all for two days of festivity this Saturday and Sunday.

Lahaina Arts Society has played an integral part in the Banyan Tree art scene and the Lahaina Arts Association. The two-day celebration will include live entertainment by Benny Uyetake, Maui Jams and more. Keiki can participate in art-in-action projects and everyone is invited to contribute to the community mural and get on your feet during line-dancing lessons. A silent auction will be set up as well with proceeds benefiting the Lahaina Arts Association. Don’t forget, there’s cake on Sunday! Free. 5pm. Lahaina Banyan Tree Park (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111, lahainaarts.com. Photo: Ardfern/Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, NOV. 17 SLIGHTLY STOOPID & BARRINGTON LEVY – The Danny Way Foundation is presenting Slightly Stoopid and special guest Barrington Levy at the MACC this Sunday. Coming off their 2012 Unity Tour and seventh album, Slightly Stoopid is known for their Reggae rhythms, punk-rock and dub fusion. Joining them will be dancehall vocalist and Reggae artist Barrington Levy. A portion of the evening’s proceeds will benefit The Danny Way Foundation, which works with local communities to build state-of-the-art skateparks in Hawaii. $35-$70. 5pm Door/ 6pm Show. Maui Arts and Cameron Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org, dannywayfoundation.org, bampproject.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, NOV. 17

PAIA PIE CONTEST – The third annual Paia Pie and Scarecrow Contest returns this Sunday to the La‘a Kea Farm. The contest takes place during the La‘a Kea Harvest Festival. It’s fun for the entire family, and will include tractor rides, music, pony rides, crafts, pie samples and a vote for your favorite scarecrow. The popular pie vote winner will earn a stay at Lumeria Maui Retreat and the popular scarecrow vote winner will get a $250 gift certificate to Spago.

La‘a Kea is a residential farm community that works with adults with developmental disabilities. $15 adults/ Free- Keiki. 1pm-4pm. La’a Kea Farm (639 Baldwin Ave., Paia), laakea.org. Photo courtesy Billy’s Pies / Flickr.com

MONDAY, NOV. 18

KAIN NA! KOKUA – Help the Philippines by going to this benefit event, Kain Na!, that takes place this Sunday. Given the devastating earthquake that struck in October, and the super-typhoon that hit last week, they really need it. Here, local chefs will create a culinary experience for guests, complete with a halo-halo bar. The family style banquet will feature music

by DJ Ron, chef action stations and a silent auction. Featured chefs include Joey Macadangdang (Roy’s), Gevin Utrillo (Hyatt Ka’anapali), Isaac Bancaco (Ka’ana Kitchen, Andaz Maui), James Simpliciano (Simplifresh), Jake Belmonte (Maui Culinary Academy), Jojo Vasquez (The Plantation House), Larry Badua (Badua’s Catering), Riko Bartolome (Slow Food Maui) and Sheldon Simeon (Mala Wailea). All proceeds will benefit nonprofit agencies engaged in earthquake relief efforts in the affected regions. $50. 5:00pm-8:30pm. Binhi At Ani Filipino Community Center (780 Onehe’e Ave., Kahului); 808-359-1616, binhiatani.org. Photo: BingBing/Wikimedia Commons

‘HOW MY MOTHER’S ETIQUETTE HAS SERVED ME WELL’ – Maui resident Ann Walsh will be talking about “How My Mother’s Etiquette Has Served Me Well” this Monday at the Makawao Public Library. She will tell poignant tales inspired by her theater background, travel and writing.

Growing up in Hawaii, Walsh has dabbled in theater, poetry and performance dance. This program is recommended for adults. For special accommodations, contact the library as soon as possible. Free. 6:30pm.

Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785, librarieshawaii.org. Photo courtesy of Hawaii State Public Library System

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 20 DISCOVERING THE CLASSICS WITH PAPA LOPAKA – Join Papa Lopaka (otherwise known as Robert DeVinck) as he returns to the Kihei Public Library for another animated reading of his Classics Illustrated. This time he will read from a comic book adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book.

Later the English scholar will conduct a question-and-answer session. This one-hour program will include light snacks provided by the Kay A. Edwards Memorial Fund. Contact the library for a sign language interpreter or other special accommodations, if needed. Free. 3pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833, friendsofthelibraryofhawaii.org. Photo courtesy Kihei Public Library

‘THE KING AND I’ – Based on the 1944 novel Anna and the King of Siam by Margaret Landon, The King and I follows Anna, a British schoolteacher hired as part of the king’s drive to modernize his country. The relationship between the king and Anna is marked by conflict through much of the movie, as well as by a love that neither can admit. The 1956 film would garner actor Yul Brynner many awards. Free popcorn and Happy Hour prices until 9pm await your libation needs. No cover. 7:30pm-9:30pm. Ambrosia’s Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011, ambrosiamaui.com. Photo: IMDB

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Film

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Brutal Honesty ‘12 Years A Slave’ is beautiful at times but too heavy-handed 12 Years A Slave ★★★★★

Rated R / 134 Min.

H

ow painful must a historical reenactment be in order for it to establish authenticity? This was a question I had while watching 12 Years a Slave, director Steve McQueen’s follow-up to his devastating Shame.

His latest tells the story of Solomon, played

by Chiwetel Ejiofer, a free black man living with his wife and family in 1841. His skill as a violinist is noted by two white businessmen, who promise him employment. After a night of friendly drunkenness, Solomon awakens to find himself in a cell, shackled in chains and being abused, referred to and sold as a slave to white owners.

McQueen demonstrates his command as a filmmaker, as he orchestrates astonishing, sometimes beautiful shots that often go on unbroken for minutes at a time. He also never hesitates to rub his audience’s faces in the muck, taking challenging subject matter and making viewers witness the darkest impulses of humankind. McQueen’s deadly serious,

heavy-handed approach to storytelling makes him both an ideal and unfortunate choice to tell this story, which will be an endurance test for just about every audience member.

The grotesque “logic” and behavior of life on a slave plantation is filmed in closeup and the actors admirably go full tilt in committing to this nightmare scenario with brutal honesty. I don’t know for sure how accurate a history lesson this is, but I suspect the truth was likely even more disgusting to bare than what we see here.

While far from the first movie to depict the horrible life of a slave, McQueen seems to have attempted making the definitive statement on the subject. He may well have succeeded, having gone too far at showing the ample barbarism and not far enough at providing insight. Ejiofer’s performance is breathtaking but Solomon has no inner life.

We see his strength and intelligence getting him through one awful day after another but his outward reactions are all we have to go on. The other characters feel more like symbols than fully fleshed out individuals, when a deeper exploration of their mindset could have elevated the behavior above what we expect from these stories.

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Why don’t you make your own damn sandwich?

A scene early on shows Solomon being whipped: the camera gets in close to Ejiofer and doesn’t cut away as the scene goes on for a painfully long time. If this were the only sustained sequence of graphic violence, it would have been enough, but McQueen goes far beyond that one scene. If it’s all in the name of art providing an important encapsulation of an unfortunate time in American history, then we can let him off the hook. Maybe.

As it stands, only The Passion of the Christ compares with how hard this is to watch.

The famous faces in the cast don’t make this any less painful to endure. Paul Giamatti, Sarah Paulson, Paul Dano and particularly Michael Fassbender portray living embodiments of bigotry at its most evil. Brad Pitt’s initially distracting appearance provides him with two good scenes, while Adepero Oduye

and Lupita Nyongo’oas are heartbreaking at portraying the hellish existence of women enduring the abuse of their slave masters.

The comparatively gentle Lee Daniel’s The Butler is easier to take, though it shares an episodic narrative, frequent star cameos and portrays a tragic time in U.S. history. This one has remarkable scenes of powerhouse acting and artistry behind the camera. A continuous shot of Solomon’s tortured face while singing “Roll Jordan Roll” with other slaves during a funeral is unforgettable. So is the scary nighttime encounter between Solomon and Fassbender’s vicious slave owner.

As an expertly crafted story and a showcase for great filmmaking and acting, it deserves honorable recognition. But as an endurance test, I barely passed. ■

New and exciting MASH-UP performances: Spoken World and New Genres of Music & Movement

with Marc Bamuthi Joseph

Wednesday, November 20 | Castle Theater @ 7:30 pm In this three-part “choreo-poem” – his own mesmerizing blend Part two, the break/s, is a travel diary across Planet Hip Hop of spoken word and dance movement – Marc Bamuthi Joseph (Senegal, Haiti, Bosnia, Japan) where Bumuthi examines the way articulates the journey of achieving manhood through a multihip hop culture has transformed the perception of American-ness faceted lens. The first part of The Spoken World is an excerpt around the globe. In part three, Joseph performs a section of red of Bamuthi’s award-winning work Word Becomes Flesh, which black and GREEN: a blues, where poetry and movement connect examines pregnancy through the eyes of fatherhood. “Eloquent. . the dots between a mourning mother in Chicago and a motherless .seamless. . .and remarkable” praised The New York Times. vocalist in Sudan. “Electrifying,” says the Houston Chronicle.

Marc Bamuthi Joseph is a National Poetry Slam champion, a Broadway veteran (in the Tony Award-winning The Tap Dance Kid and Stand-Up Tragedy), a U.S. Artists/Rockefeller Fellow, and a featured artist on Russell Simmons’ Def Poetry on HBO. He has performed with current stars of the Spoken Word and music scene, including Ben Harper, De La Soul, The Roots, and Kanye West.

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 2D-PG-2D THU 10:20 12:30 2:40 4:50 7:00 9:10 MON-FRI 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30. 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30.

Escape Plan-R-THU 9:10.

Gravity 2D-PG13-THU 10:25 10:05 MON-FRI 10:25 10:05 THU 10:25 10:05 Gravity 3D-PG13-THU 1:20 4:15 7:10. MONFRI 1:20 4:15 7:10. THU 1:20 4:15 7:10.

Thor: The Dark World 2D-PG13-2D THU 11:00 12:00 12:30 1:30 2:30 3:00 4:00 5:00 5:30 6:30 7:30 8:00 9:00 10:00 10:30. FRIWED 2D 11:00 12:00 1:30 2:30 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:30 7:30 9:00 10:00.

Thor: The Dark World 3D-PG13-3D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30. MON-FRI 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30 Wedding Palace-PG13-2D MON-FRI 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30. 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 12 Years a Slave-R-THU 12:50 4:00 7:00 10:00. FRI (12:10 3:50) 6:50 10:00 SAT-SUN (12:10) 3:50 6:50 10:00 MON-WED (12:10 3:50) 6:50 10:00. THU (12:10 3:50) 6:50 10:00.

About Time-R-THU 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:30.

FRI (12:40 4:10) 7:10 10:10 . SAT-SUN (12:40) 4:10 7:10 10:10 MON-WED (12:40 4:10) 7:10 10:10 .

ALL IS LOST-PG13-FRI (12:50 4:20) 7:00 9:40 SAT-SUN (12:50) 4:20 7:00 9:40 MONWED (12:50 4:20) 7:00 9:40.

Captain Phillips-PG13-THU 12:00 3:30 6:30 9:30.

FRI (12:00 3:30) 6:30 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:00) 3:30 6:30 9:30. MON-WED (12:00 3:30) 6:30 9:30 Ender’s Game-PG13-THU 11:20 1:30 2:00 4:10 4:40 6:50 7:20 9:40 10:20. FRI (12:30 1:00 4:00 4:40) 6:40 7:20 9:50 10:30. SAT-SUN (12:30 1:00) 4:00 4:40 6:40 7:20 9:50 10:30. MON-WED (12:30 1:00 4:00 4:40) 6:40 7:20 9:50 10:30.

Free Birds-PG-THU 11:30 4:20 6:40 9:00. THU 3D 2:00. FRI (3:40) 6:40 9:00 3D FRI-WED (1:10). SATSUN 3:40 6:40 9:00. MON-WED (3:40) 6:40 9:00.

Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa-R-THU 11:40

2:20 5:20 7:40 10:10. FRI (11:50 2:10 4:30) 6:50 9:10 SAT-SUN (11:50 2:10) 4:30 6:50 9:10. MON-WED (11:50 2:10 4:30) 6:50 9:10.

Last Vegas-PG13-THU 11:10 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:50. SAT-SUN (11:50 2:20) 4:50 7:20 9:50.

MON-WED (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 9:50.

The Best Man Holiday-R-SAT-SUN (1:00) 4:40 7:30 10:20. MON-WED (1:00 4:40) 7:30 10:20.

The Counselor-R-THU 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30. FRI (12:20 3:40) 6:30 9:20. SAT-SUN (12:20) 3:40 6:30 9:20. MON-WED (12:20 3:40) 6:30 9:20.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)] Free Birds-PG-FRI-SUN 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45.

MON 1:30 4:15 7:00. TUE 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45. WED-THU 1:30 4:15 7:00.

The Best Man Holiday-R-FRI-SUN 1:45 4:30 7:20 10:05 MON 4:30 7:20 1:45. TUE 1:45 4:30 7:20 10:05. WED-THU 4:30 7:20 1:45.

Thor: The Dark World-PG13-THU 1:45 4:30 7:10 9:50. FRI-SUN 2:00 4:40 7:15 9:55.

MON 2:00 4:40 7:15. TUE 2:00 4:40 7:15 9:55. WED-THU 2:00 4:40 7:15.

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NEW THIS WEEK ALL IS LOST - PG13 - Drama - Robert Redford is a solo old man in the sea facing a major storm in the middle of the ocean on a boat. 105 min THE BEST MAN HOLIDAY - R - Comedy - It’s 15 years later in this sequel to The Best Man. The cast once again mixes heated rivalries with steamy romance again, though this time under the Christmas tree. 122 min WEDDING PALACE - PG13 - Comedy - Billed as being the first-ever Asian-American romantic comedy, it’s just a cliche-filled story of marital misunderstandings. 98 min

NOW PLAYING 12 YEARS A SLAVE - R - Drama - Steve McQueen’s serious slavery period drama shows being a free black man in 1840 America was no piece of cake. See this week’s movie review. 134 min.

ABOUT TIME - R - Drama - A kid turns 21, only to find out that all the men in his family can time-travel. 123 min.

CAPTAIN PHILLIPS - PG13 - Action - The story of how Somali pirates hijacked an American freighter in 2009. Stars Tom Hanks and Barkhad Abdi. 134 min.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 PG - Animation - Flint Lockwood must leave his job when he learns that his infernal machine is still producing weird and dangerous animal-food hybrids. 95 min.

ENDER’S GAME - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Young Ender Wiggin (Asa Butterfield) must lead Earths army into battle against alien attack blah, blah, blah. Also stars Harrison Ford. 114 min.

FREE BIRDS - PG - Animation - Like Foghorn Leghorn if he were a turkey trying to get off of the Thanksgiving menu. Seasoned with plenty of bird brained humor. 91 min.

GRAVITY - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are astronauts who find themselves stranded in Earth orbit. 90 min.

JACKASS PRESENTS BAD GRANDPA - R -

Comedy - Johnny Knoxville takes his 86-year-old Bad Grandpa character from Jackass on a roadtrip across America. 92 min.

LAST VEGAS - PG13 - Comedy - Its The Hangover meets Bad Grandpa starring the modern Rat Pack: Douglas, DeNiro, Freeman and Kline. Basically a Steel Magnolias for dudes. 104 min.

THE COUNSELOR - R - Drama - A lawyer foolishly involves himself with drug trafficking. Directed by Ridley Scott and written by Cormac McCarthy. 111 min.

THOR: THE DARK WORLD - PG13 - Fantasy - Studmuffin Thor (Chris Hemsworth) faces a new, even more dangerous enemy than the last time he faced a new, dangerous enemy. Also stars Natalie Portman. 112 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS BOZ SCAGGS - Thu, Nov 14. See This Week’s Picks. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri, Nov 15. See This Week’s Picks. 6-9pm Makawao Town (Baldwin Ave., Makawao); mauifridays.com ODD FUTURE - Fri, Nov 15. This Week’s Picks.

7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Fri, Nov 15. Live Music. $10. 9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-3779; stellablues.com KEKAULIKE MATSURI JAPANESE FESTIVAL - Sat, Nov 16. There will be a free movie showing of Go For Broke! Memories of Hawaii Japanese Nisei in rooms G-101 and G-102. The main event will be held in the Cafeteria and Quad, 6pm-9pm.

The event will include food, games, silent auction, Taiko performance by Zenshin Daiko, performances by KKHS students, Japanese crafts, Zumba by Jadine, and a bon dance led by Maui Taiko. Free. For more information, please contact Maile: nainai@aloha.net. 4-9pm King Kekaulike High School, (121 Kula Hwy).

HAPA - Sat, Nov 16. Live Music. Stella’s Supper Club $60 4 course dinner. $10. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-3779; stellablues.com ANDERSON+ROE PIANO - Sun, Nov 17. Pianists Greg Anderson and Elizabeth Joy Roe will perform classical music. $12, $30, $40. 3-6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 SLIGHTLY STOOPID & BARRINGTON LEVY - Sun, Nov 17. This Week’s Picks. 6-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FEARLESS DEATH - Wed, Nov 20. Lama Ole Nydahl will be intimately teaching Dharma, answering questions and hosting a short meditation. $20. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 ‘THE SPOKEN WORLD’ WITH MARC BAMUTHI JOSEPH - Wed, Nov 20. Marc Bamuthi Joseph articulates the story of achieving manhood in the United States through the lens of hip hop, global travel, and urban environmental health. $28. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

STAGE BENISE - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new Musical event comes to the Maui Theater.

Benise, an Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing.

14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘YOU GOT IT!’ - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage mu-

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sical event, You Got It! starring award winning artist John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka’amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com DRAMA CLASS AT THE LAHAINA BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB OF MAUI - Mon, Nov 18.

Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up with the Boys & Girls Club of Maui’s Lahaina Clubhouse to provide exciting drama/improv classes for West Maui’s youth. 4:30-5:30pm Boys and Girls Club of Maui–Lahaina Clubhouse, (280 Shaw St., Lahaina); 808-242-4363; bgcmaui.org

FOODIE DINNER GALA - Fri, Nov 15. Dinner Fundraiser for students at St. Anthony Junior-Senior High School. Champagne reception, student Jazz ensemble, holiday dinner menu, silent and live auction includes student artwork, 2 bands, and more. Please call to reserve a table or make a silent auction donation. $1750 tables to $80 seats. 5-10pm King Kamehameha Golf Club House, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 244-4190; sasmaui.org MONTESSORI SCHOOL OF MAUI DINNER PROJECT: FARM TO TABLE - Fri, Nov 15.

Please join us for an intimate dinner created by Justin Pardo, Executive Chef of Market Fresh Bistro. Celebrate community as you dine on our lanai and help support the education of nearly 260 young people. Enjoy an exquisite five-course culinary experience of fresh local ingredients with carefully selected wine pairings. This event is open to the public and space is limited. To purchase tickets and reserve your seat, visit www. momi.org or contact Betsy Bergevin at 808-5731046 or betsyb@momi.org. $150 per person.

6:30-9pm (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808573-0374; momi.org/default.aspx WINERY OF THE MONTH SERIES- CELEBRATES COSTA DE ORO WINERY - Fri, Nov 15. The Makena Beach & Golf Resort celebrates Costa De Oro Winery in November offering a three flight wine tasting with all special menus at the Molokini Bar & Grille throughout the month; as well as offering a special five course Costa De Oro Wine dinner on Friday, Nov. 15, 2013 at 6:30 pm in the resort’s Raku restaurant space. For reservations or more information on Makena’s Winery of the Month Series call or visit makenaresortmaui. com/dining. 6:30-10pm Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 KAIN NA: KOKUA FOR THE PHILIPPINES Sun, Nov 17. The Oct. 15, 2013 earthquake that struck the Central Philippines island of Bohol has left over 200 dead and more than 340,000 displaced. The massive devastation has rendered many towns stranded and in need of shelter, food, clean water and medicine. Maui’s Community of devoted chefs, farmers and community volunteers have gathered to create this benefit event. All proceeds will benefit non-profit agencies engaged in earthquake relief efforts in the affected regions. $50 per person. 5-8:30pm Binhi at Ani / Maui Filipino Community Center, (780 Onehe‘e Ave., Kahului); 808-359-1616; sharonzm@yahoo.com CLASS ACT DINING - Every Wed & Fri. UH Maui Culinary Academy students are in the kitchen, cooking up 4-course menus with flavor influences from around the world. Fall session will feature menus based on cuisine from America, Morocco, Italy and France. Visit their website for a complete menu list. Reservations required. $29-$36. 11am12:30pm UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; mauiculinary.com

25TH ANNIVERSARY GALA DINNER - Fri, Nov 15. Lahaina Town Action Committee celebrates its 25th anniversary by hosting a gala dinner at Pioneer Inn. $125. 808-667-9175; visitlahaina.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Nov 17. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first come first served, and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE BOZ SCAGGS - Thu, Nov 14. Boz Scaggs will be performing a mix of blues, R&B, rock and Jazz, producing American Roots Music. $45, $65, $85, $125. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ODD FUTURE - Fri, Nov 15. Odd Future, a collective from California, will be performing a mix of rap music. $25, $35, $45. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ANDERSON+ROE PIANO - Sun, Nov 17. Pianists Greg Anderson and Elizabeth Joy Roe will perform classical music. $12, $30, $40. 3-6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SLIGHTLY STOOPID & BARRINGTON LEVY - Sun, Nov 17. $35, $45VIP; Day of show: $42, $77 VIP. 6-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FEARLESS DEATH - Wed, Nov 20. Lama Ole Nydahl will be intimately teaching Dharma, answering questions and hosting a short meditation. $20. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ‘THE SPOKEN WORLD’ WITH MARC BAMUTHI JOSEPH - Wed, Nov 20. Marc Bamuthi Joseph articulates the story of achieving manhood in the United States through the lens of hip hop, global travel, and urban environmental health. $28. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org LOS LOBOS - Fri, Nov 22. Los Lobos, three-time Grammy Award winners, will be performing music influenced by rock and roll, Tex-Mex, country music, folk, R&B, blues and traditional Spanish and Mexican music. $40, $45, $55. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE KITTINGER JUMP - Wed, Nov 27. Dj Carone and special guests. A benefit for the Maui Food Bank. Tickets available at The Sports Page, Aloha Discount Liquor in Kihei and Requests Music in Wailuku. $10. 9pm Sports Page Grill & Bar, (2411 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0602 GABRIEL IGLESIAS: “STAND UP REVOLUTION” - Fri, Nov 29. Gabriel Iglesias, known as “Fluffy” will be performing a mixture of storytelling, parodies, characters and sound effects that bring his personal issues to life. $41. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MAUI CHORAL ARTS ASSOCIATION PRESENTS “SING NOEL” - Sat, Nov 30.

Sing Noel, a joyful, fun concert with selections for all ages, complete with a Christmas carol sing-along. $25 adults, $10 kids under 18 and students w/ID. 7:30-9:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

HARPS & HORNS - Sun, Dec 1. Celebrate Christmas season with the sound of harps, horns, and voice! The festival of Harps is back this season in concert with the Maui Community Band and the Maui Madrigale. $18, $15, $25. 3pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org TOWER OF POWER & WAR - Fri, Dec 6. Together, their distinctive fusion of funk and jazz is a POWERhouse of music! WAR has a multitude of memorable hits spanning four decades. $45, $65, $85, $125. 7:30-10pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org KINKY FRIEDMAN’S TEXAS LIBERATION TOUR - Sat, Dec 7. Lazar Bear is proud to present Kinky Friedman on his “Texas Liberation” three island tour of Hawaii. Tickets available at Charley’s and Requests MusicWailuku. $30, $45, $55. 7:30pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com HOLIDAY POPS: “PEACE ON EARTH” - Sun, Dec 8. The Maui Pops Orchestra presents special guest pianist, Hyperion Knight, who will perform Grieg’s “First Piano Concerto.” One of the most popular piano concertos ever composed. $15, $30, $40, $50; half-price 18 & under. 3-6pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GROUNDATION & ABYSSINIANS - Fri, Dec 13. Groundation captures the essence and drive of true roots reggae; the internationally renowned band takes the art form to new heights by blending elements of jazz, funk, salsa, fusion and transcendental dub in a progressive amalgam of sound. $35 advance, $40 day of show. Limited number of $70 VIP area tickets available. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org WILLIE KALIKIMAKA - Sat, Dec 14. Multiple Na Hoku Hanohano Award-winner, guitar virtuoso, gifted vocalist and prolific songwriter, Mauiborn Willie Kahaiali‘i, aka Willie K, is famous for his extraordinary live performances. Enjoy the holidays Hawaiian style with Willie and his band in a thrilling evening of celebratory music. Preshow festivities include Hawaiian arts & crafts vendors, lei stands, live music, and ono-licious island food. $12, $28, $35, $45. 7:30-10pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PEPPER & THE DIRTY HEADS - Thu, Dec 26. The Dirty Heads are from California and will be performing a mixture of reggae, rock, punk, and hip-hop music. Limited VIP: $59.00 / General Admission: $39.00. 6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org/tickets BILL MAHER - Wed, Jan 1. Bill Maher returns to the Maui Arts & Cultural Center for his third annual New Year’s Day concert. First on Politically Incorrect (Comedy Central, ABC, 1993-2002) and for the last nine years on HBO’s Real Time, Maher’s combination of unflinching honesty and big laughs have garnered him 29 Emmy nominations. $65.50, $85.50, $150.50. 8-10pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org QUATUOR EBENE - Fri, Jan 10. Hailed by The New York Times as “one of the stand-out quartets of the new generation,” France’s Ebene Quartet features four talented string players who aren’t afraid to stretch beyond the boundaries of classical music. $40. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; nocover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos

Saved By The 90’s with DJ Blast

Uncle Willie K 9pm

NFL AM

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia and Friends 6:30

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm

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Mango Pickers

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NFL AM / Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Football / TUE-Pool Night/ WED-Booze Braddahs

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DJ Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan 7pm; no cover

SIN w. Sebrina Barron 6pm

MON - Football / Johnny Ringo TUE-Amy’s Mix WED - Big John

The House Shakers

Soul KItchen

Avi & Indio

Rick G Acoustic

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Dominic 4-8pm, JAH Residentz 9pm-close

Rick Glencross 4-8pm Dat Guyz 9-close

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm Rootz n Creation 9-close

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MON - MNF /Karaoke, 8pm / TUE -Rick Glencross 4-8pm, Karaoke / WED - Rick Glencross 4-8, Open Mic Night, 9pm; (no cover)

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

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Mel Aruza

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COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND - Sat, Jan 11.

Lazar Boar & Kona Brewing Co. are proud to present The Marshall Tucker Band, probably the hottest country rock band still touring the world today. They will be performing a four island tour in Hawaii playing all their hit singles like “Heard It In A Love Song,” “Fire On The Mountain,” “Can’t You See,” and “Take The Highway.” 7pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HALAU O KEKHUI: HIIAKAIKANO’EAU Sat, Jan 18. Hiiakaikano’eau delves into the creative center of Hawaii’s sense of practical beauty by recreating occupational images and messages from mele. The hula performance reincarnates the wisdom of our kupuna, making things both useful and beautiful through the poetry of movement. $12, $32, $40. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY FINE ART FAIR (Sat and Sun) Discover some of Maui’s most talented fine artists and join us for live music, check out our paintings, ceramics, photography, glass art, wood carvings, jewelry, baskets and more.

Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888- 310-1117; lahainaarts.com PLAY ALONG WITH UKULELE MELE - Ukulele players of all abilities are invited to bring your ukulele to a workshop led by “master of multiple genres and strumming styles” Mele Fong. Mele is a professional singer and entertainer, who also teaches group lessons at the Museum. $10 includes admission to the museum. 10am-12pm Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org; info@mauimuseum.org

EVENTS

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY 46TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION & LAHAINA ARTS ASSOCIATION SILENT AUCTION - (Sat and Sun) See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; lahainaarts.com

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KEIKIFEST - Join us for keiki fun and learning. Bring your LEGO creation to enter the contest and win great prizes. Entertainment includes: crafts, facepainting, racing solar powered cars, balloon animals, live music and more. Free. 5-8pm Campbell park (Front St, Lahaina); 808-667-9175; visitlahaina.com

FRIDAY, NOV 15 INSIDE AMPERSAND - See This Week’s Picks.

(275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-2448760; mauiacademy.org MAKAWAO HISTORY PROJECT GRAND OPENING - Free, See This Week’s Picks. (1152 Makawao Ave.); 808-283-3732

SATURDAY, NOV 16 YMCA YARD SALE - See This Week’s Picks.

7am-12pm YMCA, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-248-8355; ymcacampkeanae.org

MON - DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; TUES - DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN GOLF TOURNAMENT - Friends of Joe Blackburn Golf Tournament is a 2 person scramble. Enter our “hole-in-one” contest for a chance to win $10k & a 2013 Subaru XV Crosstrek Limited Model! Fee includes golf cart, 18 holes of golf, lunch, entertainment and a t-shirt. All proceeds to benefit the Friends of Joe Blackburn Campaign. To register call the phone number below. $130 per player.

6am Kahili Golf Course, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-442-6462; blackburn4council.com; info@blackburn4council.com PAIA PIE EATING CONTEST - $15 adults/ Free- Keiki. See This Weeks Picks. 1-4pm La’a Kea Farm, (639 Baldwin Avenue, Paia); laakea.org HOLIDAY TABLE FOR SPECIAL THANKSGIVING AND CATERING ORDERS - 8am-8pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahu-

WED - Karaoke 9pm

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lui); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artist wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you.

Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, NOV 18 ANN NEHAYA WALSH: ‘HOW MY MOTHER’S ETIQUETTE HAS SERVED ME WELL’ - See This Week’s Picks. (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org

TUESDAY, NOV 19 IMUA FAMILY SERVICES GROUND-BREAKING CEREMONY - Imua Family Services is set to break ground on the Imua Family Services Early Childhood Training. The new state-of-the-art facility will serve children with special needs, developmental delays, and disabilities. Guests will include Mayor Alan Arakawa, IFS Board Members and staff and Easter Seals Hawaii representatives. 11am, Imua Family Services, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-7467; imuafamilyservices.com PAWS FOR READING - Assistance Dogs of Hawaii, a non-profit organization that provides people with physical disabilities specially-trained dogs to assist them in living more independent lives, will present the Reading Educational Assistance Dogs (R.E.A.D.) program which is said to improve children’s reading and communication skills. Reading to a Therapy Dog can help build

MON-Mark Smeltser/ Cole Sulenta / TUETracy Styles/WED-Fulton Tashombe

a keiki’s reading confidence, strengthen literacy skills, and is a lot of fun. Parents should contact the Library to sign up their children for 15-minute reading sessions. Pre-registration is required.

All children must be on time for their session and accompanied by a parent or caregiver. Free.

3-4:30pm Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; librarieshawaii.org

WEDNESDAY, NOV 20 ‘THE KING AND I’ - See This Week’s Picks.

No Cover. Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com DISCOVERING THE CLASSICS WITH PAPA LOPAKA - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 3-4pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 875-6833; librarieshawaii.org MAUI SMUG - The In-Real-Life Forum for All Social Media Users on Maui. Capacity is limited.

Be sure to register early. Free (Not Catered).

4-6:30pm MEDB’s Malcolm Center, (1305 N. Holopono St., Kihei); mauismug.com AKAKU MEDIA SALON: BASIC LIGHTING WORKSHOP - Production veteran, Lou DiLiberto, will conduct a Basic Lighting Workshop covering both studio and field lighting. Basic principles and kit set-up and handling. Learn tricks from a pro! The workshop will be in the Akaku Studio from 6-8pm. Fee is $25 for public and $15 for Members. To sign up call Akaku at 808-871-5554. $15-$25. 6-8pm Michael Clark Studio, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; akaku.org FEARLESS DEATH: BUDDHIST WISDOM ON THE ART OF DYING, LECTURE WITH LAMA OLE NYDAHL - Lama Ole is one of the most experienced teachers in the world for a Tibetan Buddhist practice on conscious dying called Phowa. He has taught this meditation practice to more than 90,000 people. His most recent book, Fearless Death, offers practical advice on healing. $20. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

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Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Gretchen 10pm

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover MON - Trivia Night, 7pm TUE- Open Mic, WED-Emily 10pm

Pool Tournament 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Murray Thorne 7-9pm Trish da Dish 9:30-midnight

Stay Eazy 7-9pm

Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm DJ Dave Mason 9-11pm

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Makai Jazz Group TUE - Brenton Keith Magic WED - Joel Katz, Willie K

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop 10am to 7pm. Road bikes recommended. Free.

7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show.

This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; slackkeyshow.com TASTE OF THANKSGIVING - Join us for a fun and unique twist on Thanksgiving favorites. Sample new items as well as creative innovations. 4-6pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

NFL SPORTS NFL FOOTBALL - Thu, Nov 14. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Nov 17. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com NFL GAMES - Sun, Nov 17. 7am Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Nov 17. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314, Kihei); 808-874-9299; diamondsmaui.angelfire.com MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Nov 18.

Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Nov 18. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-

10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:3010pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Fri, Henry Kapono 5-7pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm; Thu, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Fri, Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Sat, Avi & Indio: Mediterranean Jazz 6:30-9:30pm. (744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i

6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Daily, Japengo; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

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LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

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LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

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OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.);

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) More than any other, your species has been painstakingly dissected and analyzed. I’m sure you poor Scorpios are sick of being studied so closely; these microscopic inquiries into your character are as annoying as they are invasive. You’ve done admirably well at preventing yourself from stinging those who seek to scrutinize the inscrutable, but enough is enough. It won’t help your reputation, but it will do wonders for your peace of mind: Make an example of the next three people who try to “figure you out.” I predict they’ll be the last trio of uninvited explorers into the uncharted territory of your sacrosanct soul for a long, long time.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) A few years back, Don Eastep entered a Texas chili cook-off contest—with no chili. Instead of preparing his own, he snuck spoonfuls from the 80 other contestants’ pots, and submitted the resulting mélange as his own unique recipe. He won. Although it pissed a lot of people off in that case, it’s still a tactic I recommend for you right now. Borrow essential and coveted qualities from all your nearest and dearest, so you can meet the great demands of this week. Armed with your compadres’ best facets, you’ll be more than a match for whatever challenges you encounter; you’ll win the prize, too.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You’ve got too many keys on your ring. You’ve locked and unlocked so many hearts that at this point you’re practically a janitor of the soul. Although it fills you with a certain satisfaction to walk around jangling that giant loop of glittering keys, fondly recalling all the times you’ve used them, and what you used them for, please notice that your behavior is preventing any new keys from being added to the collection. It’s time to throw a few away, that you no longer need or no longer dare use, to make room for a tantalizing handful more. If I haven’t been obvious enough: stop clinging to the past so you can finally unlock the future.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I spent the week taking care of nagging little things I hadn’t done. These were all easy tasks that had a disproportionate effect on my daily quality of life. In other words, I should have assigned them a much higher priority, given how simple they were and how much better they made things. I was so relieved and surprised about the amazing effort-to-effect-ratio that I thought I’d share it with the sign most in need of that tiny kick in the ass… according to my astrological calculations, that’s you, Aquarius. Get out the list, and replace the light bulbs, oil the hinges, and sew the missing buttons you’ve been neglecting. You’ll be glad you did.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’re cushiony. I’m not so much referring to your figure as your vibe. Many people have been using you, lately (mostly with your consent or even encouragement), as a buffer between themselves and the world’s sharp or hard places. You’re good like that, and you’re certainly strong enough to shield some of your less resilient friends from those harsh realities, at least some of the time. But don’t let them use up all of your bounce, or the next time you take a mild fall (looks like January sometime), it’ll hurt way more than it should.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Margaret Lee Runbeck wrote: “Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.” Consider her well-chosen words often this week and during the next few months, until they’ve completely eclipsed and replaced your current bitter-making mantra: “I’ll be happy when…” Shit goes down, manna falls from heaven, but unless you can navigate it all with more or less the same disposition you’re screwed and strapped into an entirely unpleasant roller coaster I suspect you wanted off of ten years ago. Cut free of the bullshit that’s holding you in and get off the damn coaster. Life’s exciting enough without it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Appreciate what you’ve got. Quit whining and griping about what’s missing from your big picture, and show all those surprisingly generous people who’ve been

devoting their time and energy to trying to make you happy, supported and well taken care of, that you’ve actually noticed their munificence. They’re due a little thankfulness, not crankiness. If you don’t spill a little gratitude you may end up having the tables turned, and be on your knees instead of the pedestal you’ve enjoyed of late. In other words, if you bite the hand that feeds you this week, chances are you’ll end up licking the boot that kicks you.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I was watching a comedic skit on an old Mr. Show in which everyone’s inner voices were characterized by an old lady, a biker, a Japanese businessman, and a gay guy. This made me think of you, and how much you need to reject the paradigm of twinhood, especially if you think of yourself as split between your best and worst impulses. The truth is, of course, infinitely more complex, and to know yourself that completely would take all the fun out of it. Still, it’s time for you to adopt a new model, in which your various (often contradictory) urges could have voices you listen to (or ignore) without being forced to fit into boxes like Good or Bad. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Don’t talk shit. The temptation is powerful, given that you’ve just discovered how often you’ll receive the benefit of the doubt, because of all the time you’ve put in being reliable and trustworthy. Considering the great prizes to be won through your bluffing and trash talk, I can see how it’d be hard to resist.

Please, Cancer, for your own karmic sake, defy those temptations and maintain instead your sterling rep.

Hopefully, you simply won’t be as enticed by that bad behavior when I tell you this: Once you’re caught in a lie (something that almost inevitably will happen), most of the offers will be retracted, and repayment of every single dollar will be required. Is that in any way worth the loss of your dignity and integrity?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Despite their reputation for often being actors, most Leos actually have a really hard time pretending to be anything they’re not. You’re so busy being yourselves (amazingly, I might add) that it’s difficult for you to disguise or suppress that—and what’s the point? Well, there is a point to it this week, believe it or not. By this time in your life you’ve realized that as magnificent as you are, you’re hardly perfect. In order to invite a teaspoon more perfection into your life, you need to make your bowl of ingredients look a little less full than it already is. In other words, be humble, modest, and quiet this week. Be a wallflower for once, sweetheart. Just watch what happens. Shh. Just watch.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) This is a week of white lies. You’ll find yourself pressured to tell them, often, in order to shield those you love from truths they’re better off not knowing, or at least not knowing from you. Hey, I’m not here to judge you; the vast majority of the time you really do have others’ best interests at heart. I’m just worried about that other slim minority of time, when the untruths you speak are actually calculated to protect you, not anyone else. Call yourself on these gray fibs, because when you get caught in them (as you almost surely will) you won’t receive forgiveness (so easily attainable for those other well-meaning falsehoods) so much as payback.

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