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Coconut Wireless mayor and has been in local politics for decades, and the bamboo bong guy who doesn’t seem to have run for anything before. Oh yeah, this is gonna be fun.

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THE HAWAII GOVERNOR’S RACE? NOT SO MUCH.

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THE MAUI MAYOR’S RACE LOOKS GREAT THIS YEAR On June 4, the Hawaii Office of Elections released the official roster of political candidates. The primary election isn’t until Aug. 9, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun with them now. Here are the candidates for Maui County Mayor, in alphabetical order, exactly as they appear on the ballot: • ARAWAKA, Alan M.: The incumbent Maui County Mayor.

• HAWKES, Beau E.: Owner/proprietor of The Maui Wowie, which sells bamboo bongs.

• KAY, Alana: Currently “embarking a new endeavor with Office Support Hawaii”/psychic • KOPELMAN, Orion (Ori): Author of Creating Mauitopia, published in 2009.

• MAMUAD, Neldon E. (AZD): Founder of MAUIWatch Facebook page/recently retired Maui County Liquor Commissioner.

• PALTIN, Tamara (Tam): Maui County lifeguard.

• WAIKIKI, Nelson Nahinu Jr.: Convicted of fraud It’s a fascinating crop of candidates, and not merely because Waikiki–should he somehow win–would most likely be barred from actually taking office (pleading guilty to defrauding investors in a water company that is supposedly in business with President Barack Obama will do that to a guy).

Including Arakawa, four of the candidates have run for office before–Kay lost trying to unseat Councilman Don Couch in 2012 and Kopelman and Waikiki lost badly in previous mayoral runs in 2010 and 2006, respectively.

Of the seven candidates, AZD probably has the biggest recognition because of his previous radio career, current Facebook page and his recent $25,000 settlement with the County of Maui over his earlier “TAGUMAWatch” Facebook page, which apparently pissed off Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma so much that the county busted AZD for “cyber-bullying.” That’s when Mamuad decided to sue the county, saying they were attacking his Freedom of Speech.

The county didn’t like that too much, and after the settlement county Communications Director Rod Antone sent out a blistering press release saying that “Mamuad should not have been allowed to conduct a personal vendetta against Officer Taguma, then proceed to lie about his intent by saying it was all in the name of the First Amendment.”

Of course, Mamuad’s Facebook page has more than 29,000 likes, but those aren’t the same thing as votes. Other candidates like Paltin–a longtime Save Honolua activist–can draw on more established grass roots support.

That leaves Arakawa, who’s now served nearly two (non-consecutive) terms as

You know what’s not fun? The Hawaii Governor’s race.

The state Office of Elections’ list of candidates for the 2014 election lists 12 individuals running for governor. Looking over the names, we find three Democrats, two Republicans, one Libertarian, one Hawaii Independent and four non-partisans.

Ten of them hail from Oahu, and the remaining two list Hawaii Island as their home. The first to file was Khis Dejean Caldwell, a non-partisan in Honolulu, way back on Feb. 7, just four days after the filing period opened. The last to fill out the requisite paperwork was Mufi Hannemann, running this time around in the new Hawaii Independent Party. He waited until June 3– the deadline–to make his wants official.

There may be a dozen names on the list, but it’s the three biggest names on the list that interest me the most: incumbent Democrat Neil Abercrombie, Republican James “Duke” Aiona and Hannemann. If the people of Hawaii ever call for a Mount Rushmore of Ineptitude, those three could provide 75 percent of the visages.

Let’s start with Abercrombie. While not a particularly bad governor (he did push for the state Legislature to finally legalize same-sex marriage), he’s also not a popular one. After a few decades as a back-bencher in the U.S. House of Representatives, Abercrombie overwhelmingly won election back in 2010.

But voters have soured on him since then.

A Civil Beat poll from February puts his

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approval rating at just 42 percent, while 46 percent of those polled disapprove of what he’s done. In fact, that same poll showed that in a match-up with virtually unknown state Senator David Ige, voters were split evenly between the two Democrats.

Then there’s Republican Aiona–the man Abercrombie trounced in 2010 by nearly 18 percentage points. The right-wing Aiona spent eight years as Governor Linda Lingle’s Lt. Governor, but never built a constituency of his own. Since his 2010 loss he’s worked as a private attorney and substitute teacher.

Which is more than Hannemann’s done since he resigned the Honolulu mayorship in 2010. Running for governor that year, he lost to Abercrombie in the primary by nearly 21 percentage points. Two years later, he ran for the U.S. Congress seat representing the Second District, but lost to newcomer Tulsi Gabbard in the primary by more than 20 percentage points.

Still, Hannemann has serious name recognition, and he’s already secured the endorsement of the State of Hawaii Or-

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ganization of Police Officers (SHOPO), which has pretty much always endorsed Hannemann (like Hannemann, and Aiona for that matter, they also vehemently oppose same-sex marriage).

The primary election takes place Aug. 9.

Something tells me it’s going to be a rough ride to get there.

BY THE WAY When I posted the above mayoral election item on our Mauifeed.com news blog on June 4, candidate Alana Kay wrote me an email. I had originally listed her occupation as owner of a local cleaning company, but she said she was “phasing [it] out.” She also objected to my calling her a psychic.

“I don’t call myself a psychic,” she wrote.

“I am a spiritual intuitive which means that I read subtle energies of many types.”

Now that’s the kind of correction reporters like me dream about.■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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MauiSphere NEW CULTURAL DEMONSTRATIONS AT HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK

• June 14: Bolly Helekahi, Coconut Leaf Weaving; Patricia Gomez, Feather Lei Making • June 28: Pi’ilani Lua, Ti Leaf Lei Making and Traditional Hawaiian Games • July 12: Judy Kinser, Hula • July 26: Pi’ilani Lua, Ti Leaf Lei Making and Ti Leaf Weaving • August 9: Judy Kinser, Hula • August 23: Pi’ilani Lua, Hawaiian Music Call 808-248-7375 for more information or visit nps.gov/hale/planyourvisit/things2do.htm.

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General Manager Shaughn Helliar. “By supporting our agriculture community, we not only gain fresh, locally grown products, but it also supports the people and businesses in our community.”

Duke’s Beach House will continue to donate a portion of the proceeds from a featured salad, made with Maui grown produce, to the Hawaii Agricultural Foundation throughout 2014. The featured salad can be identified by the “Growing Future Farmers” logo on the menu.

Legacy of Aloha was designed by Duke’s Beach House to impact and give back to the local community in a lasting and meaningful way. Each year Duke’s Beach House selects locally based organizations with causes that are close to the hearts of its owners, managers and staff such as combating hunger, preserving natural resources, perpetuating the Hawaiian culture, and supporting kupuna or the elderly–causes that the company believes Duke Kahanamoku would have supported in his day.

-Suzanne Kayian

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HERE ARE YOUR 2014 BIG BROTHER AND BIG SISTER AWARDS Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui have named Kai‘a Hill and Ryan Foree the 2014 Maui School-Based Big Brother and Big Sister of the Year. As mentors, Hill and Foree have had a major positive impact on their “Littles” during the 2013-2014 school year, according to the organization.

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two years. Ayanna is an energetic child and spending time with her Big Sister has helped her to really focus that energy.

Foree also has been matched with his Little Brother Kalema for two years. Foree, a Kamehameha Schools senior, is heading to college and is interested in pursuing a career in the dental field. Along with being a Big Brother, Foree works as a dental assistant. Since being matched with his Big Brother, Kalema has become more outgoing and talkative, and his teachers and mother have noted that having a mentor has made a positive big difference in his life.

The School-Based Mentoring program is unlike the traditional Community-Based Mentoring program model in which adult “Bigs” take their “Littles” on outings two to three times per month typically on a weekend. In the School-Based program, participants meet one-on-one in a classroom setting once per week with other mentors and children.

-Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

DUKES DONATES MONEY TO HAWAII AGRICULTURAL FOUNDATION Legacy of Aloha, the charitable arm of Duke’s Beach House, has donated $2,289 to the Hawaii Agricultural Foundation, a nonprofit organization that works to educate the public on the important role local agriculture has on the Maui community. The money, which was presented during a recent Henry Kapono performance, was raised through sales of the restaurant’s Farm Salad during the months of January, February and March.

“Hawaii Agricultural Foundation provides vital support to our local farmers and ranchers,” said Duke’s Beach House

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All cultural practitioners participating as demonstrators in Hana No’eau were chosen through an application process by Haleakala National Park officials. The process was open to any interested residents. The demonstrations will be held at the Kipahulu Visitor Center between 1pm and 3pm.

“We are proud to offer this new series, which features Maui’s cultural practitioners and honors Native Hawaiian traditions,” said Park Superintendent Natalie Gates.

“We appreciate the support of the Hawaii Pacific Parks Association, our nonprofit partner, in funding this series.”

The purpose of this new series, as highlighted by Gates, is reflected in its name.

Hana No’eau translates as “to demonstrate and honor the traditions of the Hawaiian people.” The demonstrations will

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This Saturday, June 14, marks the beginning of Hana No’eau, a new interactive cultural demonstration series which will take place in the Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park.

To introduce the series, local cultural practitioners Bolly Helekahi and Patricia Gomez will teach participants how to use materials found in nature to create functional works of art. Helekahi will show visitors how to create flowers, bowls and other items using his personal technique for coconut leaf weaving. Gomez, the owner of Maui Feather Lei, will demonstrate and teach the delicate art of crafting feather leis.

continue to be offered in Kipahulu on the second and fourth Saturdays of every month, always between 1pm and 3pm.

A complete schedule for the lessons being offered during the summer months is as follows:

Left : Kaia Hill and Ayanna. Right: Ryan Foree and Kalema

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by Chuck Shepard

News Of The Weird EYES OF THE BEHOLDER Thirty thousand spiders, led by members of the British Tarantula Society, gathered in Coventry on May 18 for the annual BTS exhibition, with a Socotra Island blue baboon spider taking Best in Show for first-time entrant Mike Dawkins. According to news reports, judges ignore spiders’ personalities and make their selections by objectifying the body–seeking “shiny coats, correct proportions, an active demeanor and proper stance” (which means that “all eight legs should be upright and perfectly poised”). Veteran judge Ryan Hale said winning does not necessarily make a spider more valuable, but is likely to enhance the keeper’s reputation in the tarantula-training community.

GOVERNMENT INACTION Susan Coppinger, 47, was promoted by the city of Boston in January to a job paying $38,800 in the Inspectional Services Department–even though a month earlier she had been arrested for bank robbery. In fact, police said it was her second robbery of the same Santander Bank in nearby Quincy. Apparently, the city’s human resources office does not monitor mugshots on MassMostWanted.com, but in April, the city finally secured Coppinger’s resignation.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION Alarmed that its internal rating system revealed that some employees actually perform better than others, the federal Consumer Financial Protection Bureau announced in May that it was scrapping the system. Agency director Richard Cordray expressed dismay that the system failed to reveal worker disparities that matched up on the basis of age, race, union status and longevity with the agency, and said that until they find a system that proves, for example, that union members work just as well (or badly) as non-members, all employees will be paid as if they were doing excellent work.

GREAT ART! When Ayano Tsukimi, 64, moved from Osaka back to her home village of Nagoro, she found a population of only 37 people and set out to “replace” those who had died or moved away–by creating life-size stuffed dolls, with unsettling facial features, which she positions around town as if to suggest a larger population.Tsukimi estimates that she has created about 350 “inhabitants,” and, reported Global Post in May, “imagines a future where she’s outlived all her neighbors and only dolls remain.”

ART ON THE GO Food trucks are ubiquitous in many urban areas, bringing ethnic foods to street corners, and now in the New York City neighborhoods of Williamsburg and Soho, art impresarios bring stage presentations to the insides of 24-foot trucks parked on the street. Typically, ticket-holders (fewer than 20) climb in for a 30-minute play, followed by a 15-minute “intermission” a few steps away at a neigh-

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borhood bar, and then it’s back in the truck for another half-hour. One art-truck producer blamed outlandish New York City real estate prices for the turn to mobile sites.

THE ART OF NOT DYING China’s pre-eminent (and perhaps most terrifying) performance artist, He Yunchang, 48, acknowledged to Agence France-Presse in May that he will do “anything” to advance “art”–as long as it does not kill him. He most famously removed part of a rib on opening day of the Beijing Olympics in 2008 (on the “lucky” date of Aug. 8, 2008) and in 2010 assembled 25 people to vote on whether he should be slashed from collarbone to knee and left bloody on a bed. (Cutting won, 12-10, with three abstentions, and a doctor reluctantly made the incision.) A gallery owner in Australia told AFP that He’s “pain” and “discomfort” “have a transcendent quality” and are “silent rebukes” to Chinese people who endure hardship just for money–ironically believing money will protect them from suffering.

POLICE REPORT Dan Greding, working on contract with the city of Santa Barbara, California, was busy at work one February day installing signs on street lamps warning that only “75 Minute Parking” was permitted. On one block, three signs were called for, but the last one required Greding to drill into concrete, insert screws and wait for the concrete to dry–which apparently took more than 75 minutes, and a passing police officer ticketed his truck. Greding’s first appeal of the citation was denied, but a second appeal was pending at press time.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS The 911 call at 1:50am on May 29 came from a man who said he was lost on Deen Still Road near Polk City, Florida, and being chased by wild hogs. A sheriff’s deputy fairly easily “rescued” Andrew Joffe, 24, but then discovered that Joffe (a) had an active arrest warrant and (b) was in possession of a GPS device that he admitted stealing from a car that evening.

The Polk County sheriff told reporters that it was “unusual” for an absconding thief, with a warrant, to bring himself to deputies’ attention like that, but acknowledged with a wink that “it does get pretty dark out on Deen Still Road in the middle of the night.”

THE ARISTOCRATS! Jeremy Grinnell, 42, pleaded guilty in May in Grand Rapids, Michigan, to having propped up a ladder under a couple’s bedroom window in November and climbed up to watch them having sex. At the time, Grinnell was a local pastor and assistant professor at Grand Rapids Theological Seminary. And police in Ypsilanti, Michigan, identified a suspect in May to end a six-months’-long reign of disgust in which someone frequently defecated on the same slide in Prospect Park–even, amazingly, on the coldest days of the season.■

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ack in 2008, when Amazon released its then-revolutionary Kindle e-reader, Apple’s Steve Jobs predicted that it would fail because “the fact is that people don’t read anymore.” Though Jobs was soon proved wrong–indeed, Apple today sells tablets, which also function as e-readers–the numbers of Americans who don’t read books are scarcely better than they were in 2008.

Back then, Jobs said “40 percent” of Americans read one book or less. By 2013 HuffPost/YouGov poll showed that number had dropped to 32 percent, but still.

For someone like me, someone who writes for a living (and has had three books published so far), these are scary numbers. When I look at Facebook and see the vast majority of my “news feed” is consumed by the sharing of memes, lists and endless Buzzfeed pop culture quizzes, it just gets worse.

Books, whether they exist in paper or digital format, make up the foundation of our civilization. Reading them requires our brains to think, and in return we get knowledge that simply doesn’t exist elsewhere. Read enough Tweets and Facebook posts and it’s easy to see that much of what

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we share through social media was written without the aid of books. Because, after all, if you can’t link to it or condense it to 140 characters, it might as well not exist.

So I decided to combine something I love–books–with something America loves– lists–and came up with the following. Here are (in my humble opinion) the 10 most essential books to understanding Maui.

These aren’t guide books or big coffee table collections of photographs–they’re a mix of fiction and nonfiction, chosen because they’ve given me unique and valuable insight into the island that simply isn’t found anywhere else. They’re in no particular order, and were published between the late 1970s and just a few months ago.

A word of warning, though: some of these books are out of print. That means you may have to do a bit of digging to find them–perhaps even search the stacks at used book stores or, even better, your local public library. Of course, that might expose you to even more (and possibly better) books about our island home.

So get cracking. While Maui isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, many of these books may someday disappear.

1. ALOHA: TRADITIONS OF LOVE & AFFECTION

by Malcolm Naea Chun

without sounding like a tourist. This book explains that the word is far more than a mere greeting or goodbye or even just another expression of “love.” Aloha is complex, profound and purely Hawaiian.

Read this book, and you’ll never look at the myriad commercial names that include the word “aloha” the same way again.

2. THE ISLAND DECIDES

by Jill Engledow

“[A]loha is special because it upholds, reaffirms, and binds relationships,” University of Hawaii cultural specialist Malcolm Naea Chun writes in this slim 2011 book. “Aloha should not be taken lightly. It should not be used casually or frivolously.”

This is the kind of thinking that makes this book mandatory reading for everyone–residents and visitors–and it’s why I’m including the book on this list, even though it’s not specifically about Maui. But it’s more than simply a primer on how to say “aloha”

Former Maui News reporter Jill Engledow has written a number of great nonfiction books about Maui–like Haleakala: A History of the Maui Mountain and Maui 101–but her 2013 novel The Island De-

cides is really something unique. She started the book two decades ago, slowly but steadily writing and rewriting it until last year, when she finally decided that people could read it. The resulting story, about a young, ignorant mother who comes to Maui in 1971 to find her young daughter, doesn’t just show how the island reacted to the hippie invasion of the late 1960s and early 1970s. It shows what people were like back then, on the Mainland and in Hawaii, which paints a colorful picture of how Maui has changed–for better and worse. “Tourism was not the culture of the islands [back then],” Engledow told me earlier this year. “E komo mai, welcoming people–all of that, which now seems like a welcoming ploy, was real.”

3. KUA’AINA KAHIKO

by Patrick Vinton Kirch

Wheels Five Corners. This book, published in 2002, is a collection of those columns.

From his Haiku home, Wood used the column to write stories about sometimes odd, contradictory nature of the island, and our places on it. Now when I say “stories,” I mean just that–not totally factual, evidence-based, super-objective narratives about people, places or events, but stories.

Like the time Wood got a visit from the friendly neighborhood cable guy. Or the time a physicist named Farnsworth turned a broken down Toyota truck belonging to a failed Maui tanning salon operator into a time machine. Just stories–stuff that may or may not have actually happened in reality, but that still represent a true picture of Maui. And isn’t that what us writers are trying to do in the first place?

a Paia bunker hours before the Japanese struck Pearl Harbor. Another is a humorous detective story set in 1939 Wailuku.

There’s a western, love story and even a bit of science fiction in there, too. The later quarter of the book is a collection of Moniz’s poetry–short, simply phrased and beautifully composed.

Though mostly known as a playwright, Wayne Moniz is also a great poet and short story writer. He’s written a number of books, but Under Maui Skies, which Maui-based Koa Books published in 2009, really captures the island’s rich diversity of people and history. The bulk of the book consists of seven stories, each written in a different genre and set in a different time and island location. One deals with anxious soldiers in

In 1939, the famous painter Georgia O’Keeffe spent three months on Maui, mostly in Hana. She was on assignment for the Dole Pineapple Company to produce to paintings of their fruit. And painted, she did–the book (which is published by Maui-based Koa Books) reproduces her gorgeous images–though she found the pineapple ugly and refused to put it to canvas. The story of what she did on the island–and how Dole ultimately got her to paint a damned pineapple–comes to us from her Maui guide at the time: then-12year-old Patricia Jennings. Her story, full of charm and style, shows a side of Maui (and O’Keeffe) that we’ve rarely seen.

10. LAHAINA MOON

by Eric Paul Shaffer

8. SHAVE ICE

by Tom Stevens

by Wayne Moniz

by Paul Wood

These days Paul Wood writes wonderfully thoughtful and fascinating longform stories for glossy magazines like Maui No Ka Oi, but a few decades ago he had a column in the old Haleakala Times called Four

This is the closest thing to a straight narrative history of Maui that I could find.

It starts with a discussion of the demigod Maui, then outlines the arrival of the first Polynesians and the history of Hawaiians (before and after the contact with Europeans) before bringing us to more or less the present day. Though originally published in 1978, Mutual Publishing updated (with the help of Jill Engledow) and reprinted it in 2001. As Speakman writes in his preface, he “tried to tread the fine line between a scholarly work and one that is written for the general reader.” The result is a readable but authoritative look at the island’s often bloody past–the details of which aren’t simply available elsewhere. In fact, after reading this book will give you new, darker insight into places like Iao Valley, Olowalu and La Perouse Bay.

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4. FALSE CONFESSIONS: A LIFE IN HAWAII

by Patricia Jennings and Maria Ausherman

by Cummins E. Speakman, Jr.

5. A HAWAIIAN LIFE

Anyone who’s seen George Kahumoku’s slack key show at the Napili Kai Beach Resort will be familiar with at least some of the stories in this book, which was published in 2000 by Kealia Press. His talent as a musician is legendary in Hawaii–he’s got the Grammy and Na Hoku Hanohano Awards to prove it. He’s also a teacher, farmer and wonderfully entertaining teller of yarns. Part memoir of growing up in Hawaii, part collection of poems and often witty and funny stories about local living, A Hawaiian Life is a genuine joy to read– including the chapters where Kahumoku battles cancer and sharks, respectively. Not only is the book still in print, but I think Kahumoku still sells it at his shows.

9. GEORGIA O’KEEFFE’S HAWAII

7. MOWEE: A HISTORY OF MAUI THE MAGIC ISLE

by George Kahumoku Jr. and Paul Konwiser

Kahiki Nui, the place where Polynesians apparently first came ashore in Hawaii, is one of Maui’s most remote regions. It’s also virtually untouched, with little cattle ranching and no commercial development. That means it’s the perfect place for archaeologists to study pre-Contact Hawaiian life. For 17 years, UC Berkeley Professor Patrick Vinton Kirch researched Kahiki Nui’s thousands of archaeological sites, learning over time how people far removed from the ali’i ate, worshipped, worked and played. While not strictly an academic book, it will exercise your mind. Kirch is a scientist, and that means he believes in documenting everything (one whole paragraph deals with the type of notebook paper Kirch and his students used during their research). But there is no greater resource for understanding a part of Maui that even Hawaiian historians largely ignored. The only downside is the book’s price tag: $49 from UH Press. Even the Kindle version on Amazon is $39.20.

hovers around two million to this day)? If not, then go read Stevens’ book!

Published in 1989 by the Maui Publishing Co., Shave Ice is a collection of stories from former Maui News columnist Tom Stevens. Long out of print but still available on local library shelves, the book holds a great deal of wisdom and humor about Maui in the 1970s and ‘80s that you just can’t find anywhere else.

Stevens was the quintessential columnist, filling his stories not just with random, self-serving name-dropping or his own rambling thoughts, but with careful reporting and humorous insight. Ever hear of the big pineapple spill in Kuau back in 1976? How about Leilani Koa, the famous female bouncer of Makawao? Or that time back in 1988 when state officials predicted that eight million tourists would annually visit Maui by 2002 (the number

Today he lives on Oahu, but a decade ago, Eric Paul Shaffer was an English teacher at Maui Community College who lived in Kula and occasionally wrote really good book reviews for MauiTime. In 2005, San Jose, California-based Leaping Dog Press published Lahaina Moon, a collection of Shafer’s best poetry about Maui. The name, Shaffer wrote, “is the term chosen in 1990 by the Bishop Museum Planetarium to designate the moment twice in a tropical year when the sun passes directly overhead on its journey between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn.” Whether he’s describing Haleakala (“silvered in a spray of rays”), Maui onions (“you are a sultry pearl swelling in the rich red soil of Kula”) or even lovers hugging on Pulehu Road (“gazing over a field of sugar cane at two boiling columns of smoke rising from the mill”), his vivid words show off the island’s brilliant colors better than any glossy photograph. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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to $6 dollars depending on the wine, and glasses run between $5 and $14.

The bar offers a full selection of wines from whites to reds, sherry and more obscure grapes. Most categories offer an American and international option. The wines range from mid-price to expensive but trying them by the taste or glass keeps it all pretty affordable. For instance, a pour of Don Julio 1942 is $18, which is pretty reasonable considering the bottle will run you over $100.

Other spirit 1.5 tastes are all $10: Dalwhinnie summer scotch, Masterson’s rye, Pau vodka and Uncle Val’s gin. Another great way to taste is through their wine bottle service–in 375 ml or 750 ml sizes with and priced between $20 to $55.

If you’re in the mood for a cocktail, order up. The mules are served in proper

eat with it?” It makes a difference in the pairing. He also says pinots are great for the Hawaii climate.

At the Wine Corner, they keep prices comparable to Internet and the Mainland or better. They like to pass the discounts on to the customer, and the customer service in the shop is intimate, and the same concept applies at the bar. Richard Gilmore has worked in the wine shop for more than nine years and is their appointed wine expert. That means he chooses their selection.

Besides their flights and tastings, the bar cocktail list has the basics–mai tais, cosmos, skinny drinks and mules–but they try to have all of their house spirits start local with Maui rums and vodkas.

The bar is looking forward to a madeon-Maui gin. Ingredients are organic and

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pening a wine tasting room next to a wine store sounds like a great idea, right? That’s what Gregory Brown and Susun White, Owners of Paia’s Wine Corner, thought when they began the process of opening the narrow space next door to their specialty wine, beer and liquor shop.

Turns out it was a bit more complicated than that. Still, they succeeded in transforming Da Vine Art into a full-fledged wine and cocktail bar, complete with tapas.

Da Vine Art opened in October 2013, but it’s taken some time to blossom. The concept for a tasting room seemed simple enough–come by for a few sips, find something you like and then purchase a bottle next door. It sounds good, but Brown said that it wasn’t really enough to get the place off the ground. So they

scrapped the tasting room only idea, then opened a full wine bar with beer and spirits and added pupus.

“You don’t have to be rich to enjoy great wine,” says Brown. “You don’t have to spend a lot. It’s more about quality and value here. We have a lot of all Maui ingredients for our cocktails and also serve organic spirits. Our house spirits feature a lot of our local products.”

The bar is cozy and adorned with a gorgeous hand-carved wooden bar top, and art glass by Rick Strini. Modern stainless steel and black cushioned bar stools line the arc of the wood for seating and there are a few snug spots along the wall, too.

Art and wine and bright pops of color round out the intellectual vibe of the space.

It’s an elegant place for great conversation amid fine glasses and drinks.

Da Vine Art offers a lot to taste. Like flights of alcohol–small servings or full servings of wine, beer and bubbles. A taste is 1.5 oz and a glass is 4 oz. Tastes run $3

Richard Gilmore

copper mugs and the martinis are shaken and chilled. All cost around $10. They also offer a menu of tapas–little, delicious bites to go with the drinks. They have gourmet fruits, cheeses, nuts, crostini, crackers, artichoke dip, tepanade, pesto and salsa cruda.

There’s no kitchen, so your bartender whips up your order. Food runs $5 to $10.

During a recent visit, my tasting started with a flute of bubbles–a glass of Taltarni– served by bartender Malia Miranda. I eased into a tapas platter of apples with a range of different pungent cheeses and nuts with honey and a balsamic glaze. The combination was the perfect pau hana–a great snack so the beverages don’t overtake you, but also not overtaking the beverages.

“We want to start a whole new genre of bar food,” says Brown. “It’s more than just peanuts and popcorn.”

When people come in and ask for recommendations in the store, Brown always starts by asking, “What are you going to

local most of the time, sourced from the backyards and farms on the North Shore.

The wine and cocktail menus are seasonal and change monthly. Da Vine Art is ideal for private parties, and can be reserved for your own gatherings.

Da Vine Art is open Thursday, Friday and Saturday, 4:30-9:30pm, and Happy Hour runs from 4:30-6:30pm (that’s when they have buy-one-get-one-at-half-price, and there are $3 tapas). Their Facebook page shows that day’s specials, ranging from Maui Beer and Don Julio 1942 for just $21 to a discounted tapa with two drinks. In July, the bar plans to open six days a week, with wine seminars on Mondays.

“Maui’s market is challenging,” says Brown. “We are just going to have to create this wine bar culture ourselves.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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by Jen Russo

Stella Blue’s Tofu Scramble Is Back!

It’s now served at Diamond’s Ice Bar DIAMOND’S ICE BAR 1279 S Kihei Rd. 808-874-9299

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always thought Diamond’s Ice Bar in Kihei would make a stellar place for breakfast. It has air conditioning, one of my requirements for drinking copious amounts of coffee in the morning. It also has a damn good Bloody and splits of champagne that give way to mimosas. All it needed was chefs and menus. So when manager Randi Schnider gave me the heads up that they’d just hired a few of old Stella Blues’ morning cooks, and were serving a few things off of their breakfast menu, the first thoughts that came to me were, “Yes! We can still have tofu scramble!”

Diamond’s serves breakfast 8-11am and there are a select few items on the menu, but they cover all the bases.

Foremost is the tofu scramble: a big vegetarian breakfast platter with sautéed tofu, spinach, broccoli and mushrooms with fried potatoes and a side of toast. The only difference is that it’s $8 now. A friend of mine said it was

just like the dish she knew and loved at Stella Blues.

They also have Eggs Benedict. It has two perfectly poached eggs on Canadian bacon, and tender English muffins smothered in luscious hollandaise with a side of potatoes and toast for $9. It disappeared before my eyes. For the classic eggs and meat combination, they have the All American breakfast: two eggs scrambled or fried with bacon or sausage, house potatoes and toast.

Their house potatoes are really irresistible little chunks of crisp fried spuds, perfect for dredging breakfast gravies or dipping generously in ketchup.

Their loco moco is broke-da-mouth hamburger patty with rice and gravy, and two eggs on top for just $8. Got a sweet tooth in the morning? Then try their thick cut cinnamon bread French toast–six slices to an order. It tastes like cinnamon rolls.

They also didn’t miss the bagel and lox breakfast, which was another of my favorite dishes from Stella’s menu. It’s an open-faced bagel that’s trimmed with plenty of cream cheese and lox and garnished with capers and red onion. Served

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Giant bottomless cups of coffee completed my breakfast but if you’re in the mood for a Bloody Mary you won’t be disappointed by their Absolute Ultimate Bloody. Their mimosas are solid, too.

Of course, Diamonds still offers their great daily specials, lunch and dinner, live music line up and happy hour. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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hen the Treats & Sweets on Lono closed, it seemed like the end of an era for Kahului dining. Locals all over the island wondered where will they go for saimin and soft serve. Months later, the renovations in the building are done and the new Planta-

tion Grindz is offering a local plate menu that serves breakfast, lunch and dinner.

The building’s renovation leaves it looking like a giant red barn. They really didn’t change much of the old Treats & Sweets exterior, but the fresh red paint and new signs gave the place an upgrade. I was bummed to see the big mango trees gone, mainly because they provided lots of shade. The dining here is outdoors on picnic tables, and it can get pretty hot. The eaves of the barn roof just

don’t offer that much shelter.

The walk-up counter service menu serves about five prepared daily special hot foods like shoyu chicken, pork and peas, dinardaraan, pinakbet, pork adobo, pork chops, squid luau and fish. The hot foods menu skews towards Filipino favorites. They always have a fried rice and a chow fun and pancit in the hot bar, but the other day I noticed they had run out of chow fun by 12:30pm.

The plates are sold by size: one choice of entree is $7.29, two are $8.49 and three are $9.99. Plates come with two scoops white rice and mac salad, but you can sub in fried rice, pancit or other noodle dishes.

The pancit and fried rice is ono. I liked it so much that I brought home sides of both at $4.99 each. I’m not sure what distinguishes their pancit from chow mein–they seemed really similar to me, and both are seasoned dry wheat noodles with julienne carrots, onion, green onion and char siu bits. The fried rice brings all the breakfast meats with peas and scrambled eggs into a really flavorful and textured side.

They also have a made-to-order menu of kalbi, loco moco, cheeseburger and fries, shrimp tempura, beef steak, chicken katsu, hamburger steak and fried fish. For beverages they have halo halo, bubble teas, fountain

drinks and canned juices and sodas.

I also tried the shrimp tempura, one of the made-to-order dishes, and also the cheeseburger. The shrimp tempura was a basic batterfried shrimp and it came with a thick sweet pink dipping sauce. It reminded me of sweet & sour shrimp. The cheeseburger patties, loco moco and hamburger steaks are all handmade burger patties, and you can get them from breakfast to dinner. The burger, which comes with cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato and crinkle cut fries, sells for $7.60. The bun is bakery fresh, although the folks at the counter didn’t know where it came from when I asked.

Breakfast is simply scrambled eggs with many meat choices–Spam, bacon, breakfast sausage, longanisa or ham–plus your choice of rice. The plate size option applies: one choice of meat is $6.29, two are $7.49 and three are $8.99.

The counter opens at 6am and doesn’t switch to lunch until 10:30am. Lunch and dinner are the same menu, which goes to 9pm. For the inside scoop on specials or updates you can try their Facebook page. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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Tear up the dance floor on Friday night (10pm) with Brazilian beats and salsa by DJ Moy ($10). End the weekend on Sunday with a free capoeira showcase at 1pm under the Lahaina Banyan Tree with guests from Brazil, California and Oahu. Facebook.com/ rio.maui.9. Photo courtesy Capoeira Encounter

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From bodywork to training plans to rehabilitation and performance training, the public is invited to explore their fitness goals. Free.

4pm-8pm. Aloha Aina Center (810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku), DeepReliefMaui.com. Photo of trainer Samantha Campbell and athlete Victor Fernandez Lopez courtesy of Sofie Louca

SATURDAY, JUNE 14 NA KAMEHAMEHA COMMEMORATIVE PA‘U PARADE – This Saturday marks the annual Na Kamehameha Commemorative Pa‘u Parade & Ho’olaule’a. The parade will kick off at 9:45am and make its way down Front Street. This year will host two ho’olauke’a–one at Lahaina Banyan Tree Park and the other at Kamehameha Iki Park. This year’s theme will celebrate museums. Buy locally made products, revel in Hawaii’s rich history through cultural exhibits and meet this year’s pa’u princesses and riders. 9am-5pm Kamehameha Iki Park (525 Front St., Lahaina), Facebook.com/ NKCPPH. Photo of Rachel De Coite of Pukalani: Jackie Jean Photography

MATISYAHU & STEEL PULSE – Matisyahu turned heads in 2005 with Reggae hits like “King Without a Crown.” Nearly a decade later, the Orthodox artist’s newest album Akeda explores his range with a generous dose of raw emotion. Carrying on the night’s themes of justice and positivity are Reggae legends Steel Pulse. Catch both acts for an evening of song and dance under the Maui moon. $39-$85. 5:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, A&B Amphitheater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: MT Flickr

SATURDAY, JUNE 14 ‘INSIDE STORIES’ – Get the “Inside Stories” behind the Schaefer International Gallery’s featured artists this Saturday for a unique talk story session. Rose Adare (“Restraint and Revolution”), Gabrielle Anderman (“Fear, Letting Go”) and May Izumi (“Cloud Formations and Other Phenomena”) will take part in a gallery walk-through, giving fans an opportunity to learn about their work. The three local artists have drawn inspiration from themes of playful fantasy and bohemianism. Free. 11am-12:30pm. MACC, Schaefer Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

ARCADIA MANIA – Brace yourself for a multimedia extravaganza this Saturday. Fuzz Box presents another Lahaina Civic Center Cinema featuring Scott Pilgrim vs The World. You can also flashback to your childhood with epic game systems. Bring your skills and secret codes, challenge an opponent at the video game obstacle course and enjoy live music and DJs all night.

Food will be available for purchase. Want more? Continue the party at The Smoke House (10pm-2am) with beats by DJ Kitty Trap, DJ The Honorable Archibald Chizzelberry and DJ Deviant. Free. 6pm-10pm Lahaina Civic Center (1840 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina). Photo courtesy Arcadia Mania

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SATURDAY, SA S ATU TU RDAY, JUNE 14 IHOP A ANNIVERSARY – Celebrate old and new beginn ginnings with IHOP Maui this Saturday. The restaura rant’s turning 26, and will reveal a new look as part o of its celebration. A blessing will be followed by live music from Benny Uyetake, slack key master Kevin Brown and ‘ukulele virtuoso Sheldon B Brown. Party with a side of pancakes. No Cover er. 11am-1pm. IHOP (70 E Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Ihopmaui.com. Photo courtesy IHOP Kah

FATHER’S DAY BRUNCH – For Father’s Day, why not treat Dad to brunch at the Ka’anapali Beach Hotel? They’ll have live music by Asian Blend, a Harley Davidson motorcycle display and a toy boat show. Maui Brew Co. will also have a few selections on standby. The hotel’s buffet will feature a meat lover’s paradise: kalbi ribs, prime rib, rack of lamb, crab legs and more. Don’t forget to wear your favorite hunting or fishing hat for a chance to win prizes! Special event parking rates apply, reservations recommended. $25-$45.95. 8:30am1pm. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0124, HawaiianSundayBrunch.com. Photo courtesy KBH Facebook page

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MONDAY, JUNE 16 BENTO RAKUGO – Gather the keiki this Monday for traditional Japanese storytelling with Bento Rakugo.

A popular form of Japanese theater, Rakugo often uses a single performer doing various voices and representing different characters. The storyteller does all this while sitting on a cushion and using minimal props.

For this performance, all stories will be told in English.

Free. 1:30pm. Wailuku Public Library (251 S High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766, Librarieshawaii.org.

Photo of Yasu Ishida, Josephine Calvo, Serina Dunham and Benjamin Sota courtesy UH-SCEP

TRIBUTE TO SLACK KEY WITH JOHN KEAWE – Enjoy the beautiful music of slack key master John Keawe this Tuesday. The Big Island native will sample selections from Raymond Kane and Leonard Quan, among other slack key greats. A contributor to Grammy-winning compilations, Keawe has toured the country extensively.

Gather your keiki for a time of song and classic slack key. Free. 6pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833, Librarieshawaii.org. Photo: Darris Hurst

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18 MAUNALUA – Bask in the Shops at Wailea summertime merriment this Wednesday with the Na Hoku Hanohano Award winners who make up Maunalua. Bobby Moderow, Jr., Kahi Kaonohi and Richard Gideon have performed for President Barack Obama and will soon release a new album. Free. 6:30pm-8pm. The Shops At Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770, TheShopsAtWailea. com. Photo courtesy Maunalua Facebook page

‘THE MIKADO’ – Set in Japan, The Mikado is a satire on English norms that weaves both cultures together with comical twists and turns. The Hawaii Symphony Orchestra and Hawaii Opera Theatre (HOT) collaborate to bring this story of love and lust to life this Wednesday to the Castle Theater stage. Will Nanki-Poo and Yum-Yum find true love? MACC and HOT donors are eligible for a special rate. $27-$97. 7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7467, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

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‘22 Jump Street’ It’s got sequelitus, but it’s also really funny 22 Jump Street ★★★★★ Rated R / 112 Min.

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equelitus could be defined as a real movie illness, a case of a cinematic narrative continuing in the form of a bigger, louder, needless follow-ups, created to establish “tent poles” and new franchises. Most successful films have spawned a sequel, and most of them are unfortunate.

But I’ve always loved the idea of sequels, since most of great literature offers expansions on the established mythology. If Tarzan and Sherlock Holmes merit volumes of sequels, then why not John McClane and Inspector Clouseau? Unfortunately, the success rate for comedy sequels is especially low. What was funny for one movie can rarely sustain another installment, as evidenced in films ranging from Miss Congeniality 2, Smokey and the Bandit 2 and Big Momma’s House 2.

I wish filmmakers and the studios that fund them would cut their losses, walk away a winner and be happy that they pulled off a hit movie. Returning to the scene of the crime only creates another

greed-driven, self-indulgent Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. The refreshing thing about 22 Jump Street is that it’s transparently self-aware of its status as a needless, bloated sequel.

This time, mis-matched super cops Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) are sent to college, going undercover as students to crack a drug ring. Yes, it’s basically the same set-up as the first movie and, indeed, everyone on screen readily acknowledges how we’ve seen this before.

If all this movie did was crack wise about its stale formula and put the actors through tired paces, it would have died quickly. Instead, we get a steady-stream of consistent hilarity for about an hour, and enough goodwill to carry it through the ending, which (of course) is overextended and tries too hard. Until that point, this delivers the goods and is one of the better comedy sequels in a long time.

Hill is still a comedy heavyweight, finding big laughs by staying true to character and (sometimes literally) diving fearlessly into the screenplay’s inventively juvenile scenarios. Tatum seems more self conscious this time about being in

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a comedy. Still, he hits the comic sweet spot, especially when sharing scenes with Wyatt Russell (the talented son of Kurt Russell), whose “Zook” brings out a surprising side to Jenko. Amber Stevens, another newcomer, is a delight as the inevitable love interest, while comics The Lucas Brothers are a riot as Schmidt and Jenko’s offbeat college dorm mates. Peter Stormare and a returning Nick Offerman are wasted, as is a potentially juicy appearance from a TV 21 Jump St. veteran.

Thankfully, Rob Riggle’s outrageous cameo and Ice Cube’s expanded role bring some inventively vulgar surprises. Cube can do more with a look than most actors can with a monologue and Riggle, like Hill, will boldly go anywhere to mine huge laughs.

The equally crass but clever The Other Guys remains a superior parody of copmovie cliches. This one can’t match it but the large number of jokes that hit stack pretty high. Even though the constant references to the movie being a sequel are more sly and cute than truly rich satire, this is a funnier movie than the original. A few comic gems stand out: Hill’s safety-first ascent up a house and mockery of a slam poetry, as well as Cube’s slow-burn during a dinner scene, still have me laughing.

If you enjoyed the raunchy wit of the first film, you’ll enjoy this unlikely success of a sequel as much as I did. Make sure to stay for the scene after the credits, which is as un-PC and hilarious as everything that came before it.■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) 22 Jump Street-R- Fri-Wed 11:10 12:20 1:20 2:30 3:30 4:40 5:40 7:00 8:00 9:20 10:20 The Fault In Our Stars-PG13- THU 11:45 1:30 2:00 4:15 4:30 7:00 9:30 9:45, FRI-WED 11:05 12:05 1:45 2:45 4:25 5:25 7:05 8:05 9:45 10:30 Godzilla-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:30, FRI-WED 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 10:00 Maybe This Time-NR- THU 10:30 1:15 4:30 7:15 9:50, FRI-WED 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:20 9:50 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) How To Train Your Dragon 2-PG- 2D FRI (10:10 11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 9:50, 3D FRI (11:10 1:50 4:30) 7:10 10:20, 2D SAT-SUN (10:10 11:40 2:20) 5:00 7:40 9:50, 3D SAT-SUN (11:10 1:50) 4:30 7:10 10:20, 2D MON (10:10 11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 9:50, 2D TUE-WED (11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 9:50, 3D MON-WED (11:10 1:50 4:30) 7:10 10:20 Edge of Tomorrow-PG13- 2D THU (11:00 1:50 4:40) 7:30 9:50, 3D (10:30 1:20 4:10) 7:00 10:20, 2D FRI (10:10 12:50 1:20 3:40) 6:30 7:00 9:30, 3D FRI (4:10)10:00, 2D SAT (10:10 10:30 12:50 1:20) 3:40 6:30 7:00 9:30, 3D SAT 4:10 10:00, 2D SUN (12:50 1:20) 3:40 6:30 7:00 9:30, 3D SUN (10:30) 4:10 10:00, 2D MON (10:10 12:50 1:20 3:40) 6:30 7:00 9:30, 3D MON (10:30 4:10)10:00, 2D TUE-WED (12:50 1:20 3:40) 6:30 7:00 9:30, 3D TUE-WED (10:30 4:10)10:00 Maleficent-PG- 2D THU (10:40 11:40 1:20 2:20 4:00 5:00) 6:40 7:40 9:20 10:20, 3D (11:10 1:50 4:30) 7:10 9:50. 2D FRI (11:00 11:30 1:40 2:10 4:20) 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:10, 3D FRI (4:50), 2D SATSUN (11:00 11:30 1:40 2:10) 4:20 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:10, 3D SAT-SUN (4:50), 2D MON-TUE (11:00 11:30 1:40 2:10 4:20) 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:10, 3D MON-TUE (4:50), 2D WED (11:00 11:30 1:40 4:20 4:50) 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:10, 3D WED (2:10) X-Men: Days of Future Past-PG13- 2D THU (12:40 1:20 3:50) 6:50 7:20 10:00, 3D (4:20)10:30,

2D FRI (12:20 12:50 3:30 4:00) 6:40 7:10 10:00, 2D SAT-SUN (12:20 12:50) 3:30 4:00 6:40 7:10 10:00, 2D MON-WED (12:20 12:50 3:30 4:00) 6:40 7:10 10:00. 3D FRI-WED 10:30 Blended -PG13- THU (12:20 3:30) 6:30 9:30, FRI (10:10 1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:40, SAT-SUN (10:10 1:00) 3:50 6:40 9:40, MON-TUE (10:10 1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:40, WED (10:10 1:00) Chef-R- THU (10:30 1:10 4:00) 6:40 10:10, FRI (10:20 1:00 3:50) 6:50 10:10, SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:50 6:50 10:10, MON-WED (10:20 1:00 3:50) 6:50 10:10 Neighbors-R- THU (11:30 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:30, FRI (10:50 1:30 4:10) 6:50 9:30, SAT (10:50 1:30) 4:10 6:50 9:30, SUN (1:30) 4:10 6:50 9:30, MONWED (10:50 1:30 4:10) 6:50 9:30 Amazing Spider-Man 2-PG13- 2D THU (12:10 3:20) 6:30 9:40, FRI-TUE (12:40) 6:30 9:50,

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chef who tries to regain greatness through a food truck. 115 min.

22 JUMP STREET - R - Action/Comedy - Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum return as undercover cops, this time at a local college. See this week’s film review. 112 min.

EDGE OF TOMORROW - PG13 - Action/SciFi - Did you like Groundhog Day? Did you like Starship Troopers? Well, here’s both movies, in one convenient package. Stars Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. 113 min.

ARTHUR CHRISTMAS - PG - Animation/Comedy - Santa’s son takes over the North Pole operation on Christmas night. 97 min.

DESPICABLE ME 2 - PG - Animation/Comedy Gru (Steve Carell) gets recruited by some secret Anti-Villain League to deal with an even more dangerous supervillain than he is. 98 min.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 - PG - Animation - It’s like the first How To Train Your Dragon film, but with more dragons. 102 min.

RIGOLETTO: MET SUMMER ENCORE - NR - Concert - See the Metropolitan Opera perform Verdi’s classic Rigoletto. 150 min.

NOW PLAYING BLENDED - PG13 - Comedy - Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore play single parents stuck at a family resort after a bad blind date. 117 min.

CHEF - R - Comedy - Jon Favreau writes, directs and stars in this tale of an unemployed

GODZILLA - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Imagine a world in which none of the 10,000 movies with the word “Godzilla” in the title were made, and then a giant monster lizard rises out of the ocean and threatens the world. That’s the movie. 123 min.

HEAVEN IS FOR REAL - PG - Fantasy - Greg Kinnear plays a pastor whose young son dies and then claims to have experienced an afterlife. 100 min.

MALEFICENT - PG - Family/Action - Angelina Jolie plays a bitter witch or something who curses an infant princess, only to realize the girl may hold the key to her (the witch’s) happiness, or something. 97 min.

MAYBE THIS TIME - NR - Comedy/Romance Once, Steph (Sarah Geronimo) and Tonio (Coco Martin) were in love. Then Tonio bailed on her. Could they get back together? Running time not available.

NEIGHBORS - R - Comedy - A couple with a newborn moves next to a frat house. Stars Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne. 96 min.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 - PG13 - Action/Comics - Spiderman (Andrew Garfield) fights bad guys, including Electro (Jamie Foxx) and Green Goblin (Dane DeHaan). 142 min.

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS - PG13 - Drama/Romance - Love story about two teens–one needs an oxygen tank, the other has a prosthetic leg–who fell for each other in a cancer support group. 125 min.

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - The X-Men of the present send Wolverine back in time to the earlier X-Men to save the X-Men of the future, I think. Stars Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen. 131 min.

LAST CHANCE A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST - R Comedy/Western - Seth MacFarlane, who writes/ directs and stars, is a farmer who finds courage when called on to defend the woman he loves from a vicious gunslinger. Also stars Charlize Theron and Liam Neeson. 116 min.

THE OTHER WOMAN - PG13 - Comedy/Romance - Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Kate Upton star in this flick about three chicks who take revenge on some guy who’s cheating on all of them simultaneously. 109 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS RANDALL ROSPOND LIVE W/GUEST SUE WESTCOTT - Fri, Jun 13. Randall Rospond is a singer, songwriter and leader of the bluegrassy jam band The Haiku Hillbillys. He performs island-wide, sharing a variety of musical talent that spans genres–folk, country, blues, funk… and yes, he rocks out! Check him out this weekend with special guest Sue Westcott on violin. 8-10pm.

Three’s Bar & Grill. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8793133; Randallrospond.com HISTORY OF WOMEN IN JAZZ, BLUES & SOUL - Fri, Jun 13. Head to the South Shore this Friday the 13th for an amazing evening of music and food for the soul! Celebrate women artists in the Jazz, blues and soul music genres with a magical Maui sunset in the background. To make reservations, call 808-874-1131. 6:30-8:30pm.

Mulligans on the Blue. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); Mulligansontheblue.com ANNIE & THE ORFINZ - Fri, Jun 13. Head Upcountry and start your weekend right while jammin’ out to this local Maui rock band. It’s always a good ol’ boot stompin’ time with Annie and her friends! 21 and over. Show starts at 8pm. $4 cover. Stopwatch Sportsbar & Grill. (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380; For more info, check out Facebook.com/annieandtheorfinz Q103 PRESENTS CHALA LIVE–SUMMER SESSIONS - Fri, Jun 13. The party doesn’t stop after the Matisyahu & Steel Pulse concert this weekend. Here’s a chance to dance and groove to sweet Reggae vibes and celebrate the life of Sebastian Cerda. It’s hosted by MC-DJ Irie Dole. Journey down to the South Side and check out CHALA Live with special guests The Alliez, Kokomon, Lawaia, Doobie and Officer Jerome. 21 and over, $10 at the door. 10pm. Sports Page Grill & Bar. (2411 S. Kihei Rd.); Q103maui.com 80’S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST - Sat, Jun 14.

Cruise Upcountry, dance and lip sync to all your favorite ‘80s hits this weekend. Check out DJ Blast and that “chilltown sound” and strictly the best dance videos from 1980-89. $5 before 11pm. Casanovas Makawao. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank.

8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

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ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm.

Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org

Clements are painters who bring life and energy to the paintings they create. Free. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com

JOEL HEINZ–ARTIST IN RESIDENCE - Sun, Jun 15. Heinz began painting with no formal art training other than what he was able to pick up in school, from associating with other artists USHI SCHOOL and from the joys of experimenJAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI ef Ja ay Ledee in Sat, Jun 14. Join sushi chef Jay tation and discovery. He’s nge e. sinc Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. since gained a greater ap Learn how to create Jap-appreciation for the Haw engo’s signature sushi waiian culture, and is rolls from scratch, with particularly intrigued hands-on instruction by ancient designs on from Chef Jay and Japtapa cloth and by Haengo’s team of expert waiian petroglyphs. He sushi chefs. $50 per now combines these T U O person (includes sushi, two cultural icons, creK C non-alcoholic beverating acrylic paintings CHE EK WE CAN E o ages, tax and gratuity). of ancient Hawaiian U H T O Y F O im Maximum 20 people perr imagery on tapa cloth.

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Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5799245; Mauihands.com Mau 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); RICHARD DIGIACAMO–ARTIST IN 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com RESIDENCE - Sun, Jun 15. Digiacamo is SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jun 15. Enan accomplished artist who is known for his joy a healthy and modern take on a traditional innovative approach to coloration. For more Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. than 35 years, he has worked with celebriCome early, the laulau special is first-come, ties, noted interior designers and leading first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer institutions. Transplanted to Maui, Hawaii not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont in 2010, Richard was ascended to a new Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); level of artistic ability with his newly-created 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com metal fused art. Created by the etching of aluminum panels and color, and fused with PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS various techniques, his technique calls for Every Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this many coats of clear seals, applied to create fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maxidepth and movement. Every Sunday in June. mum will enjoy three award-winning wines, Maui Hands Galleries. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., a bite to eat and great conversation with Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com new friends. 5:00-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES- Wed-Sat. Grill, The Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Villas. (6 Kai Ala Drive, Ka‘anapali).

Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei RAINBOW DINE-OUT GROUP - Tue, Jun 17.

Rd.), 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com The Rainbow Dine-Out Group is an opportunity for our LGBT ohana and visitors to meet socially and enjoy a delicious meal. 6pm-8pm. (Every third Thursday, rotating location). For more information, call 808-446-0549.

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Daily, 10am-4pm. Free. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center. (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560, Huinoeau.com PORTRAIT ARTIST ARIEL QUIROZ - Fri, June 13. This Friday, Maui Hands Gallery presents portrait artist Ariel Quiroz. The public is invited to get their portraits painted by the Chilean native, who’s also this month’s Maui Hand Gallery’s Artist in Residence. Interact with Quiroz through the medium of impressionism and expressionism.

The visual artist holds degrees in art and education and has an extensive history in the art mix.

12pm-3pm. Maui Hands (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008, Mauihands.com PLEIN AIR EXTRAORDINAIRE - Fri, June 13. Viewpoints Gallery presents artists Joseph Fletcher and Michael Clements. Fletcher and

interactive mixer for the over-21 and young-atheart crowd. ArT=Mixx aims to connect people with art in ways that are both fun and stimulating: visual art, music, multi-media, video, dancing and networking are all part of the package. Art=Mixx: Bohemian Feminique is a conceptual event honoring the spirit of women who embrace a nonconventional lifestyle with creativity and passion, relating to the current exhibit in Schaefer International Gallery. The exhibit features three female artists: Rose Adare, Gabrielle Anderman and May Izumi. 21 and over only. 7-11pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org KI HO‘ALU- SLACK KEY FESTIVAL 2014 Sun, Jun 22. Make sure to Save the Date so you can enjoy this all-star showcase of Hawaii’s best slack key guitar musicians presented in a laid-back, local-style ambiance from midday to dusk. You can expect to see some of your favorite musicians and recording artist including Hapa, George Kahumoku, Dennis Kamakahi, Makana, Brother Noland, Jeff Peterson, Paul Togioka and more. Free admission. 1-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI FARM BENEFIT GOSPEL LUNCHEON - Sat, Jun 28. This event will introduce the Maui

Gospel Community Choir, a multi-cultural representation of island residents who sing. Enjoy an afternoon of Gospel music and a healthy Southern menu. Partial proceeds will benefit The Maui Farm, a local nonprofit that empowers families and changes lives. Tickets are $30 advance, $35 at the door, and $55 per couple.

Tickets are available at Awakening In Paradise & the Green Lotus Book Stores, or online at Omzonemaui.com. For more info, please call 808298-9022, or check out Themauifarm.org MAMO ON MAUI: WEARABLE ART SHOW Sat, Jun 28. This popular annual show on Oahu grew out of a month-long celebration of Native Hawaiian art launched by Vicky Holt Takamine in 2006. Of that inspiration, Takamine says, “We realized that art is not just what we frame and put on a wall. It’s the culture, principles and values that are at the core of who we are, that get transferred to the things that we wear.”

Expect to see cutting edge design as well as creative comfort with traditional patterns and motifs translated for contemporary styles. Tickets are $35, $45, and $60. Pre-show dinner by Three’s Bar & Grill. 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org KAWEHI - Sat, Jul 5. Check out the “I AM KAWEHI” Hawaii tour as it reaches Maui this summer with special guest Kanoa. Kawehi is originally from Honolulu, but now lives in Los Angeles. Known for her unique sounds and honest lyrics, Kawehi has been referred to as a “DIY artist” and a “one-man-band” with her intricate loops, beatboxing and innovative use of the guitar and ‘ukulele. She was also listed as part of the “Hot 100 Unsigned Artists & Bands” in Music Connection Magazine in 2011. For tickets and more info, please visit Kawehi.com. Show starts at 8pm, 21 and over. The Mill House. Maui Tropical Plantation. (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu); Mauitropicalplantation.com LISA LOEB - Fri, Jul 11. The savvy, Grammynominated singer and songwriter Lisa Loeb is well known for her engaging style and lyrical melodies like “I Do” and “Nine Stories–Do You Sleep?” She started her career with the platinum hit “Stay (I Missed You)” and has turned that early success into a multi-dimensional career encompassing music, film, television, voice-over work and children’s recordings.

Maui’s own Gail Swanson opens the show.

Tickets are $30, and $45 for premium seating.

Show starts at 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org NA HOKU AWARD WINNERS CONCERT Sat, Jul 12. Check out Hawaii’s musical bests on Maui! This annual concert features winners from the Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, announced by the Hawaii Association of Recording Arts. Enjoy the best contemporary music of Hawaii with current and previous years’ talented Na Hoku winners in gorgeous setting under the glowing glass roof of the pavilion.

Line-up TBA. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org CHARICE PEMPENACO - Sun, Jul 13. This young Filipina artist started singing when she was four. Avid fans made her an Internet sensation with millions of hits on her videos, and the world took notice–ultimately leading to appearances on the Korean variety show Star King. Tickets are $39, $66, $88. Limited VIP tickets $102 includes “Meet & Greet” opportunity. Pre-show dinner by AK’s Cafe. Show starts at 7pm. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

DJ Decka, 10pm

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Frisky Friday w/ DJ LaRage, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ CIA, 9pm

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

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80’s Night w/ DJ Blast $5 before 11pm

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

The Grouch & Eli w/ Mishka and DJ Fresh, 10pm

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MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-TBA

SIN w/ Rampage, 10pm

Satterday Saints, 9pm

Fish Tank, 9pm

Gina Martinelli 6pm

TUE- Pool Night, WED-Happy Humpday!

Quiz 7pm

DJ L, 10pm

Jordan 6pm

Steve Craig, 6pm

MON-Lawaia 10pm, TUE-Bartenders Mix, WED- Kanoa & Jessica 10pm

Scott & Nara, 6:30pm

I-Drive, 6:30pm

Blues Brunch, 12:30-3pm PM- Private Event

Jazz Sundays, 1-4pm PM-Rick G

MON-Rick G, WED- JD on the Rocks 6:30pm

Dominic 4-8pm, Second Life 9pm

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Rootz N Creation, 9pm

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm, TUE-Karaoke, WEDRick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm-close

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Thursday Nights w/ Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 6:30-8:30pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE

515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

MAYJAH RAYJAH - Fri, Jul 25- Sat, Jul 26.

Check out Hawaii’s premiere annual island and Reggae music festival, and its biggest yet, spanning two nights and featuring international stars Shaggy of Jamaica and J Boog of California, plus local favorites. Friday’s line-up includes Shaggy, Rebel Souljahz, Anuhea, Awa, Kapena, Bo Napoleon, Sammy J, Mahi Crabbe, Shar Carillo and Swiss. Saturday has J Boog, Hot Rain, Common Kings, Tenelle, Nesian Nine, Jah Maoli, Siaosi, Kiwini Vaitai, The Jimmy Weeks Project, Jay Keyz and Inna Vision. Tickets are $58 for two-day admission, per night is $33 advance /$40 day ofshow /$29 night, Group Rate for 10 or more. Ticket outlets: Request Music in Wailuku, Hard Rock Café in Lahaina. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 12 ISLAND ENERGY INQUIRY EDUCATOR WORKSHOP - This is a new round of professional development workshops for local educators interested in energy sustainability. They use the innovative Island Energy Inquiry Science Curriculum, which focuses on photovoltaic electricity, wind energy, solar thermal energy and energy efficiency. What’s more, educators will have the opportunity to interact with local engineers and other industry representatives who will make presentations on various energy topics. $20. 9am4pm. MEDB’s Malcolm Training Center (1305 N. Holopono St., Ste. 5, Kihei); 808-270-6804; Womenintech.com; Graham@medb.org GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Elvis!

Burn’n Love Sneak Peak, 6:30pm, WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm

Evan Shulman, 5:30-8:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

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MON- DJ Jumpin’ Jones, TUE- DJ TRVR 10pm, WED- Movie Night n’ Music

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

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MONDAY, JUNE 16

HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am.

Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, JUNE 14 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, JUNE 15 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Mauipride.org

TUESDAY, JUNE 17 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds.

First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm.

Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back.

Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com DISCOVERING THE CLASSICS WITH PAPA LOPAKA - Papa Lopaka (Robert DeVinck) is a writer, English literature scholar, and long-time reader of classic books. Come enjoy a dramatic reading of the Classics Illustrated comic book of The Time Machine, projected on a large screen. Following the reading, there will be a short discussion and Papa will encourage children to read the original book. Ages 6-12. Free.

3pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833 GEORGE

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AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show.

This week will include a line-up of slack key musicians, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

Willie K, 9-11pm

1810’, 8-10pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (Maui Tropical Plantation) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders. Pick up on Wednesday. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156, Lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com

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Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-6619175; Visitlahaina.com

na Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm.

9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; Kobemaui.com

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KARAOK KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming aall workers from the food and beverage industry to let lo loose and belt a tune. Half o off food and drinks. No C Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

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9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahai-

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CAPTAI JACK’S ISLAND GRILL CAPTAIN R - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

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Sign Language GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

The hens have finally come home to roost. So be patient, and by all means resist the tangibly growing temptation to count your chickens before they hatch.

In my metaphor, the poultry represents that project you’ve been putting every spare scrap of energy, attention, and time into. But just because you’ve successfully enticed all those finicky fowl doesn’t mean they’re automatically going to lay eggs. So don’t get cocky. You’ve got one more hungry fox to catch and kill before you have anything to crow about.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Bide your time, baby. Save your strength. This first week of your birthday season promises to be a fun one, but you’ll soon learn it’s nothing compared to the next two. Don’t blow your wad now—you’d regret it next month, when you’ll want every bit of juju and mojo you’ve been storing up. Cash in your chips then, when the payoff will be exponentially more than the modicum of amusement you’d receive now. Yes, yes: be present—enjoy yourself in the moment. All I’m saying is don’t burn out so you end up sitting out when the party really gets going.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

What you need is someone who wants—nay, needs—to give you exactly what you crave. But I urge you: rethink it. Imagine this: that person can be “created.” Desire can be taught. Willingness is a good enough start—given patience and enthusiastic encouragement, it can easily blossom into full-fledged desire. It’s way more fun to get satisfaction this way than to endure the years of searching and waiting required to find someone who already knows how to give you exactly what you need.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Being a writer, I love language. I especially adore those words which somehow seem like what they are, like awkward, and moist. Can you seem like what you are, Virgo? There’s long been a disconnect between how people perceive you and how you perceive yourself. Yet I believe it’s in your power—and best interest—to unmistakably radiate what you’re all about, thereby increasing your likelihood to attract what (and who) you need to attract. You’ll also vanquish people’s illusions about you before they have a chance to be disappointed. Be like sizzle and sound like what you are this week, so people get it, finally.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Right now, you’re kicking yourself for having such bad timing, for starting that new venture at a time when you apparently weren’t psychologically prepared for it. It sucks, regardless, because it’s hard to forge new territory when you’re fearful, lazy, undisciplined, or all three. The good news is you’re not allergic to the unknown. The bad news—exterior forces areinfluencing you to have adverse reactions to it. Still, that bad news can be good news—it’s nothing you have to get over, just something to push through. Don’t cave and give up. Forge ahead.

or trip you up; they’re just trying to make you laugh.

You’re that powerful; so mighty that their various attempts to mess up your shit can only be jokes. For you to pay notice to them as if they deserved your attention—or worse, to be bothered by them—only demeans you. So laugh. Throw back your head and guffaw as if all their cherry bombs, collection notices, and knives in the back are just delightful good fun.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

You may not have the first-glance-impact of some of the other signs. But you do have something else— increased desirability relative to a person’s experience. That is, with each spin someone takes around the block, you get hotter. It’s sort of like reverse beer goggles; as illusions and self-deceptions get stripped away, the brand of consistency and reliability (and undercover sexual vigor) you represent becomes more and more appealing. That’s good news for you Caps, who are often lonelier than most; When you do get some interest—like you may this week—you can be assured, it’s as real as it gets.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Georgina Beyer is awesome. She rolled into Carterton, one of New Zealand’s most rural, conservative hick towns, as a Maori transsexual ex-prostitute and three years later she was their mayor. A few years after that, she became the Parliamentary representative for that district, chosen by a largely white, conservative electorate. The reason? Her candor and accessibility. From the get-go, she owned who she was and who she’d been. That’s the only way for you to go, Aquarius. Don’t hide anything about where you’ve been and what you’ve done. I mean it.

Don’t hide anything.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

This week is so unromantic. There’ll be no red roses, no candlelit dinners, no scented lingerie. So what? You’ve got something better. Don’t mourn that cheesy crap, not when you could have copious amounts of frank discussion about anything and everything that crosses your mind. People have rarely been this eager to candidly engage you with back-to-back heart-to-hearts. Use this rare and ultimately amazing opportunity. You’ll soon discover that getting and giving honest answers to longstanding questions can be more romantic than a heartshaped hot tub could ever be.

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You don’t have time, patience, or tolerance for selfcensorship. As you know all too well, that gets you into trouble more often than not. That’s why you’re lucky when you get to enjoy weeks like this one, where your honesty and tactlessness create positive effects that outweigh the negative ones at least two to one. Speak out, you silver-tongued vixen. Charm, chastise, compliment, and criticize with absolute license. Nothing you say can hurt you more than a slap on the face, and will ultimately get you more respect than contempt.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You’re virtually impossible to get over. You can’t help it, which sucks for you. I’ve known Scorpios who’ve cloistered themselves to keep from involuntarily hurting anyone. Unfortunately that doesn’t help—people are just as likely to injure themselves by running into the walls outside your self-created monastic retreat, trying to get to you. So don’t try in vain to hide your pheromone-charged combustible attractiveness from the world. Get out there and use it. If you want my experience-informed two cents, it hurts a lot less to run into your open arms (even if it means getting pushed away) than into your unfeeling back.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’re too strong to worry about this shit. So you don’t mistake this week’s piddling obstacles as actual problems, pretend your various adversaries, enemies, and unwell-wishers aren’t trying to crush you

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

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