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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What’s your favorite Robin Williams movie or show?

ON THE COVER: Why Governor Neil Abercrombie lost so badly and other things we learned during the Hawaii Primary Election

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3. A few years before he was a member of Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy, actor Chris Pratt (“Star Lord”) lived on Maui, according to the Aug. 10 Honolulu Star-Advertiser. Which Lahaina restaurant employed Pratt when he was 19, according to the paper?

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“And with ads declining at a steep rate, newspapers (and magazines) are trying to turn toward readers for digital revenue at the same time that they have denuded their products of much of their value,” David Carr wrote in the Aug. 11 New York Times. “It’s a little like trashing a house by burning all the furniture to stay warm and then inviting people in to see if they want to buy the joint.”

In a way, this is what MANA Magazine–a Honolulu based bi-monthly that focuses on Hawaiians and Hawaiian culture–is doing. According to a news release the magazine sent out the same day as Carr’s story, the magazine is ditching its print publication. According to their Aug. 11 news release, this is actually a good thing.

“One of the things our editorial team struggles with is deciding what to cut to make our stories fit within MANA’s printed pages,”

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So that was some storm last weekend.

Well, if you lived in Olinda and Pi‘iholo, where power was out until early Aug. 11, or in Ulupalakua, where Sumner Erdman told The Maui News that high winds flattened “hundreds” of trees, then the storm was definitely something to remember. Elsewhere, not so much, though I imagine this month’s Costco’s sales figures will be considerably better than usual.

Anyway, we saw lots of stories about Hurricanes Iselle and Julio coming to Hawaii, and virtually all of them mention how rare and unusual it is to have even one large named storm threaten the state (the last one that actually caused substantial damage was Hurricane Iniki, which hit Kauai in 1992–as a Category 4 storm, it was far more intense than either storm that hit or threatened Hawaii).

“It is rare for two storms to threaten Hawaii so close together,” Bloomberg News reported on Aug. 7. “Storms tend to ‘come in clusters but this close is not typical,’ [Hawaiian Airlines VP Ken] Rewick said.

‘Julio seems to be taking a more northerly track, which for the islands is helpful because it gets up into the higher, cooler water and saps the energy out of them.’”

Well, get used to it. Climate change appears to be wrecking havoc with “typical” weather patterns, meaning that more big storms will be coming our way.

That’s according to blogger/ex-NOAA Hurricane Hunter Jeff Masters, who posted on Aug. 6 that “global warming is expected to increase the incidence of tropical storms and hurricanes in Hawaii.”

His evidence? A 2013 paper in Nature Climate Change written by Hawaii researchers. Here’s a quote he uses from a May 5, 2013 University of Hawaii news release announcing that paper: “In our study, we looked at all tropical cyclones, which range in intensity from tropical storms to full-blown Category 5 hurricanes,” stated the news release. “From 1979 to 2003, both observational records

and our model document that only every four years on average did a tropical cyclone come near Hawaii. Our projections for the end of this century show a two-to-threefold increase for this region.”

Of course, as an Aug. 6 Slate story (which first alerted me to the Jeff Masters post) pointed out, statistically a two- or three-fold increase sounds major but “Hawaii’s hurricanes are so rare, such an increase might be difficult to detect.” For those of us who actually live here, though, even just one hurricane is a big deal.

judgment creates important protections for consumers by putting an end to the marketing of Rapamune based on unsubstantiated claims and stops questionable practices promoting it for unapproved off-label uses. OCP will continue to look out for pharmaceutical companies that put profits over the interests of consumers.”

To put the $35 million settlement figure into perspective, TheStreet.com reported on Aug. 6 that Pfizer made $350 million from Rapamune in 2013. They also reported that Pfizer has been “significantly underperformed” lately, earning just $2.9 billion in net income during the latest quarter, which was down $14.1 billion the previous quarter last year.

Hawaii’s share of the settlement is $448,000. Did I mention that the settlement did not require Pfizer to make any admission of wrong-doing? Did I need to?

HAWAII TO SHARE PRESCRIPTION DRUG SETTLEMENT So the state Office of Consumer Protection (OCP) recently announced that Hawaii–along with 41 other states–really put the screws to drug maker Pfizer and managed to squeeze a $35 million settlement out of the company over its immunosuppressive drug Rapamune. The states’ complaints were that Pfizer had misrepresented the uses and benefits of Rapamune, which violated our consumer protection laws.

“OCP has taken action in multiple cases over the past few years to protect Hawaii consumers from unscrupulous pharmaceutical marketing practices,” OCP Executive Director Bruce Kim said in an Aug. 6 news release. “Today’s complaint and

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editor Ke‘opu Reelitz said in the magazine’s Aug. 11 news release. “With this new digital format, we’ll be able to share with our readers much more of the rich content that previously ended up on the cutting room floor.”

Cedric Duarte, a spokesperson for MANA, said that the magazine’s financial situation is actually good now. “MANA has not made any staff cuts or reductions over the last two years and there are no plans to do so,” he emailed. “In fact, some of the cost savings from the printing of MANA may be allocated into creating more rich content for our readers. As with any media outlet, financial considerations come into play for any [sic] making any business decision. Subscriptions have grown at a steady pace and we’ve have [sic] tremendous sell though at various newsstands throughout the state.”

As for how many of their readers transition over to the web with them, that remains to be seen. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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• Name of the storm and the dates it impacted you • A general list of food items lost due to storm-related power outage • The length of time that your power was out • A statement that you’re aware of the penalties you’ll incur if you lie about this stuff • And statement that you’re aware that

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COCONUT’S TO START FRANCHISING IN CALIFORNIA Maui’s Coconut’s Fish Cafe recently cleared a significant regulatory hurdle and has been approved to begin franchising in California. Officials at the island-themed fish restaurant believe the move into California will put Coconut’s on the cusp of becoming a major, emerging brand in the fast-casual market.

“Every third customer at our restaurant in Hawaii comes from California,” says Daniel Oney, Coconut’s Chief Operations Officer. “After their third or fourth visit in a week, they leave to go back to California and invariably ask when we’ll be there too. Thankfully, ‘imminently’ is now our answer.”

Coconut’s Fish Cafe was founded in 2009 by Michael Phillips. Despite the down economy, Coconut’s enjoyed the support and patronage of Maui’s local population. The restaurant soon developed a following that began attracting tourists, who then became advocates for franchising as they lined up to try to become the next partner for Phillips’ restaurant.

Coconut’s began its mainland expansion in 2013 by opening a restaurant in Arizona. The success was immediate and it became obvious that the restaurant could duplicate its initial growth on the Mainland. In 2014, Coconut’s found a multiunit franchisee in Texas and expanded

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COUNTY, VISITORS BUREAU WANT TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND VISITORS FROM CHINA I always laugh whenever I read some right-winger use the term “communist China,” as though 1950 never ended.

China is an extremely large, ancient and complex country that is, quite literally, “communist” in name only.

In fact, China is so decidedly non-

communist that officials with the County of Maui and the Maui Visitors Bureau are doing all they can to get them to come to our fair island and spend money here on our capitalist trinkets and services. They’re even sponsoring a free workshop, open to the public, in early September on how to attract tourists from China.

“Visitors from China represent an exciting growth opportunity for Maui County,” said Mayor Alan Arakawa in an Aug. 12 county news release on the workshop. “We need to educate ourselves on how to welcome both groups and individuals from China, and how to provide them with a quality experience.”

Remember, there’s real money in tapping that all-important Chinese visitor market. “The State of Hawaii has seen an increase of 23.5 percent in visitors from China over last year, and Maui County has seen a 31.5 percent increase over last year,” Maui Visitors Bureau executive director Terryl Vencl said in the same news release.

Of course, marketing statements like “Learn what visitors from China want out of their Hawaiian vacation”–which comes straight from a flyer advertising this workshop–are just as simplistic as the political propaganda from the right. Then again, no one wants to attend a workshop about the dangers of treating other countries like monolithic blocs.

Anyway, the workshop takes place on Tuesday, Sept. 2 (1-5pm) at the Makena Beach and Golf Resort. To register (it’s first come, first-served), go to Mvcbchinavisitors.eventbrite.com. For more information, call the Mayor’s Office of Economic Development at 808-270-7710.

-Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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It looks like most, if not all, Maui County residents who lost power during Hurricane Iselle have gotten back online, though thousands of people across the state remain in the dark (and heat) even now. We forget sometimes that losing power in the tropics causes more trouble than simply forcing us to cope with high humidity–it also spoils food, which can be devastating for poor people on government assistance.

According to the state Department of Human Services (DHS), about 98,000 people in Hawaii receive such assistance (Maui County’s share of that is 12,000). Thankfully, state officials say that those on the federal Supplemental Food Assistance Program (SNAP–fka “food stamps”) can get reimbursement for any damaged goods caused by the recent storm.

“To qualify for reimbursement, the affected household must have been participating in the SNAP when the disaster occurred, and report the loss to the DHS Benefit, Employment and Support Services Division (BESSD) within 10 business days of the severe weather event,” states an Aug. 12 DHS news release. “The deadline to submit reimbursement requests for food spoiled during Tropical Storm Iselle is Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2014.”

Basically, SNAP recipients have to provide the DHS a signed statement that contains five pieces of information:

SNAP replacement allotment will not be issued if the required statement is not signed and returned within 10 days

its corporate structure to support future growth throughout the Western United States. The company has finalized a deal in Texas for multiple franchised locations to begin opening later in 2014. But with the doors to California opening, the leaders at Coconut’s feel that their biggest market just opened for business.

Working with its consultants and market experts, Coconut’s has identified dozens of submarkets in both Northern and Southern California that fit the Coconut’s model for franchise opportunities. With the company’s focus on finding qualified multi-unit developers, California represents a growing opportunity for investment and return.

Coconut’s Fish Cafe features Hawaiian fish and flavors combined with a focus on health-conscious options. The food inspires repeat customers with fresh, bright flavors that are served with the culture of aloha. “Aloha isn’t just a greeting at Coconut’s,” says Phillips, the founder and CEO, “It’s a spirit of love and welcome that is essential to the Hawaiian Islands. It’s part of the culture we’ve adopted for our family of restaurants. As much as the food makes us unique, our Aloha is what I’m particularly proud of.”

Coconut’s structured growth plan will provide for a set number of openings in 2015, with the calendar open on a firstqualified, first-served basis for franchisees.

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UNCONVENTIONAL FOOD PREP Leaked photographs taken by an undercover health and safety officer at China’s Tongcheng Rice Noodle Factory in Dongguan city in June show workers in street clothes casually walking back and forth atop piles of vermicelli noodles about to be packaged for shipment to stores. Some workers were even seen lounging or sleeping on the mountains of noodles. (In 1992, News of the Weird noted that health officials in South Dennis, Massachusetts, had closed the Wing Wah Chinese restaurant for various violations, including the restaurant’s habit of draining water from cabbage by putting it in cloth laundry bags, placing the bags between pieces of plywood in the parking lot and driving over them with a van.)

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Werner Purkhart, who has been running a “silent disco” in Salzburg, Austria, for four years, was denied renewal of his business permit in July, supposedly because his parties were too loud. At a silent disco, each dancer wears headphones to hear radio-transmitted music; to those without headphones, the roomful of swaying, swinging dancers is eerily quiet. Salzburg Mayor Heinz Schaden said it was still too loud. “The noise ... is keeping [the neighbors] up.”

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“The Chinese fondness for napping in odd places is a well-documented phenomenon, one that’s spawned a popular website and even a book,” wrote The Wall Street Journal in a July dispatch. In a recent photo essay, a Getty Images photographer captured a series of shots of customers catching 40 winks in various furniture departments of IKEA stores, which officially does “not see it as a problem,” according to a spokesman. Maybe “we can sell an extra mattress or two.”

THIS WEEK IN FAKE DEVOLUTION Five siblings in a rural Turkish family near the Syrian border were discovered by researchers in 2005 to be natural, fluid quadruped walkers (hands and feet to the ground, rear ends up), which was thought at the time possibly to mark the first known “turnaround” in human evolution. However, the siblings were re-characterized by recent PLOS One journal research

as merely accommodating a musculo-skeletal imbalance in the brain. Other members of the family have normal gaits, and the five quadrupeds show additional developmental issues.

POLICE REPORT Alonzo Liverman, 29, was arrested in June in a Daytona Beach, Florida, police sting on prostitutes’ johns. “I’m hungry,” was the female officer’s come-on. Responded Liverman, “I got a salad.” Even though no salad was found on Liverman, police determined the banter constituted a sufficient offer for paid sex. And the robber of a Chase Bank in Tucson, Arizona, in March is still on the loose even though surveillance video has been widely distributed. An additional detail from the video: The man pulled the holdup while carrying a small dog in a basket.

THE JUSTICE ANGLE In the midst of the city of Detroit’s water crackdown–shutting off the spigots of residents delinquent on their bills–the Council of Canadians has come to the rescue. First, the council pressed the United Nations to label Detroit’s program a “human rights” violation (the denial of clean drinking water to the 3,000 homes per week being shut down). Said the council chair, “I’ve [only] seen this [oppression] in the poorest countries in the world.” Second, the council arranged a convoy of “good Canadian, public, clean water” into Detroit in July to modestly help the estimated 79,000 homes in peril.

DID DEXTER NEARLY KILL SOME WOMAN? Ajanaffy Njewadda and her husband recently filed a lawsuit against New York City’s transit authority (MTA) following her tumble down some stairs at a subway station (which caused a broken ankle, concussion and lingering trauma that has required psychiatric care). The MTA had placed a large ad for the serial-killer TV series Dexter on station stairs, positioned to be seen just as visitors left the subway. Njewadda said she was momentarily terrified by the ad and lost her balance.

OH DEAR! A man whose name was withheld (“D.B.”) filed a lawsuit in April against medical clinics and physicians who performed his colonoscopy in Fairfax, Virginia, in 2013, based on what the patient learned from audio his smartphone recorded while he was unconscious. Though he originally intended to record only doctors’ instructions, he was dismayed to know that they began “mocking” him the second he went under, making disparaging and untrue statements about his health, feigning disgust at his body (“Oh! Oscar Mike Goss!”) (slang for “OMG” -- oh, my God), threatening to “fire a gun up his rectum,” “diagnosing” him with syphilis or “tuberculosis in the penis” and threatening to (falsely) note hemorrhoids on his record–all done amidst gales of laughter. ■

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WHY GOVERNOR NEIL ABERCROMBIE LOST SO BADLY AND OTHER THINGS WE LEARNED DURING THE HAWAII PRIMARY ELECTION

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here were about a dozen people in the room when it happened.

They were seated around tables, watching two televisions. Patriotic bunting and white signs bearing the name “Abercrombie” hung around the windows that faced Main Street in Wailuku. There was a stack of pizzas off to the side, as well as a few cakes, plates of ahi sashimi, bowls of noodles and rice and a cooler full of bottled water.

These were Governor Neil Abercrombie’s most steadfast Maui volunteers–the ones

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO who’d posted signs around the island and waved at passing motorists for the last couple of months–and this was their election night party. They were good Democrats, backing their governor against an insurgent who polls showed most voters had never even heard of. Most were watching the screens, which were set to KGMB. Near the back, one volunteer kept vigil over a laptop, waiting for the night’s first printout of votes.

They came shortly before 7pm–about 104,000 votes. The KGMB crew happened to be doing a remote at the Honolulu head-

quarters of Senator David Ige–Abercrombie’s Democratic challenger–when the state Office of Elections posted the first results.

The room on the screen erupted in cheering. The room I was sitting in fell silent.

Just a few minutes before, University of Hawaii Political Science Professor Colin Moore had told the KGMB anchors that if Ige–who had been ahead in the polls for weeks prior–was ahead by a large margin on the first printout, then it was pretty much over for Abercrombie.

For the next half hour–I finally left them

alone after that–Abecrombie’s lonely volunteers in Wailuku chatted about the tight US Senate race, Mike Molina leading incumbent Maui County Councilman Mike White and Lt. Governor Shan Tsutsui’s strong lead over challenger Senator Clayton Hee. No one mentioned Ige’s nearly 35 percentage point margin over Abercrombie. No one needed to.

“If projections hold true and Abercrombie loses, he had a 10 to one fundraising advantage,” John Hart, a professor of communications at Hawaii Pacific University, told me the day before the election. “The expenditure

reports I’ve seen show large payments to consultants. Look at the campaign: how can you have this, and be an incumbent, and still lose? We’re going to study this in college as an example of what went wrong.”

Just 41.4 percent of Hawaii’s registered voters showed up on Election Day–slightly less than it was four years ago, the last time we had a primary election in a non-presidential year (in Maui County, this year’s turnout was a mere 32.2 percent).

“I don’t think voting on Saturday helps,” Hart said. “If you have an unmotivated electorate, the last thing they want to do

had “no regrets.”

“Today, I begin the final chapter of a forty-year career of service to the people of Hawai‘i,” Abercrombie emailed supporters shortly before midnight on Election Night. “I couldn’t possibly be more appreciative of the faith and support you’ve given me. I have no regrets simply because every waking breath has been for you, Hawai‘i. I have given all that I could, every day that I could.”

Since 1975, when he first got elected to the state House of Representatives, Abercrombie has held some political office in Hawaii. Now

“My theory is that Ige was encouraged to run as a shot across Abercrombie’s bow–a way to express displeasure that he did not pay proper respect to various committee chairs. It was meant to be a strong message, and he won.” is vote on their day off.” But given predictions of doom over Hurricane Iselle, it could have been even worse.

Ige’s final margin of victory over Abercrombie was a little over 35 percentage points–a far greater margin than the polls showed, Hart noted after the election. Abercrombie also lost nearly every precinct in the state, though he did manage to pick up a few in Maui County, the Office of Election’s final vote breakdown shows.

State campaign spending reports also show that Ige spent just $447,000 on his campaign–less than a tenth of Abercrombie’s $4.7 million spending spree, as Hart noted. Or put another way, Ige’s

that nearly 40-year streak is ending, and in one of the most dramatic possible ways.

The day before the election, I asked Hart and Moore if they could name any substantive, policy disagreements between Abercrombie and Ige. Both laughed.

“It’s remarkable that there are so few,” Moore said. “One is that Ige is questioning state subsidies for pre-k education. Can I even come up with something else? I could, but the number is vanishingly close to zero.”

So why did Abercrombie become the first sitting governor in Hawaii state history to lose a primary reelection race?

“It has to do with a series of things,” UH Professor Moore told me the day

PHOTO COURTESY DAVID IGE CAMPAIGN

With the exception of Abercrombie’s defeat, it was a remarkably conservative Primary Election. At press time the U.S. Senate race is undecided. Though the “final” printout of results showed Democratic U.S. Senator Brian Schatz leading challenger Colleen Hanabusa by 1,635 votes, two precincts in Hurricane Iselle-damaged Puna haven’t yet voted. The state Office of Elections has scheduled a special election there Friday, but Hanabusa has vowed to sue to stop it. If Schatz pulls off a victory (and analysts say he has the advantage there), then every person Abercrombie appointed to office following U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye’s 2012 death–including Lt. Gov. Shan Tsutsui, who hails from Maui–came out on top.

“I think Schatz had a modern, well-run campaign,” Hart told me a few days after the election. “His people did computerized targeting and got an endorsement from a sitting president. They got big PAC money.

They blocked their opponent from getting big endorsements and PAC money.

“But Colleen ran an old school, traditional campaign,” Hart noted. The fact that she came within 2,000 votes of defeating incumbent Schatz reflects generously on her. But Hart also noted that near the end, Schatz turned negative on her, it seems to have helped.

“Voters say they don’t like negative ads,” Hart said, “but they work.”

In any case, both Schatz and Hanabusa have set up shop in Puna.

“The candidates can go to every door if they wish,” Hart said. “But they have to be sensitive–they’ll be talking to people who don’t have ice or electricity and asking for their votes.”

Of the two, Hart said Hanabusa has the tougher job. “She needs 60 percent of the votes in Puna,” he said. “For every five votes cast, she needs three.”

Closer to home, Maui County incumbents did well, with one glaring exception: Maui County Councilman Mike White. Though he was first elected in 2010, and faced no challenger in 2012, White wasn’t even the top vote-getter in the four-way race for his seat this time around. That honor fell on Mike Molina, who held the seat for the decade before White. Of course, White made the top two, so he and Molina will face off this November.

As for the rest, there were few surprises.

The biggest of which is that we won’t have James “Kimo” Apana to kick around anymore. For a guy who a dozen years ago was the biggest name in county politics, his loss to rookie Justin Woodson (appointed by Abercrombie to the 9th House seat during the big post-Inouye shakeup of late 2012/ early 2013) by 311 votes is pretty miserable. If Woodson, who’d never before run in an election before, had a swelled head on Sunday morning for beating the great Kimo Apana, it’s well-deserved. State Senator Roz Baker, D–6th District, managed to knock out her challenger, Terez Amato, but by a fairly thin margin (451 votes).

As for the mayor’s race, to no one’s surprise incumbent Mayor Alan Arakawa scored nearly 64 percent of the vote. The number two finisher, lifeguard Tamara Pal-

tin (who managed to win just 12 percent of the vote) will face off against him in November.

David Ige, the guy Hawaii Democrats want to be governor

victory came at the cost of $2.88 per vote, while Abercrombie spent an astonishing $65.26 per vote and lost.

The result is that Ige squares off in November against two far better-known candidates: Republican James “Duke” Aiona and Mufi Hannemann, who’s running under the Hawaii Independent Party.

Ironically, Abercrombie’s first message to his supporters after his loss said he

before the election, when the polls were showing Abercrombie would most likely lose. “He’s done a series of mistakes that frustrated a number of his constituents.”

Hart agreed. “If you look at the special interest groups that backed him, one by one he’s made policy decisions that alienated them,” he said.

Such mistakes included Abercrombie’s early support for the Public Lands Develop-

ment Corporation (PLDC), which Abercrombie signed into law in 2011 after it quietly sailed through the state Legislature.

But strong public backlash to the idea of commercial development in state parks soon followed, and Abercrombie and the Legislature backpedaled. Abercrombie signed an act repealing the whole thing in 2013.

There was also Abercrombie’s torturous dealings with the powerful 13,500-member Hawaii State Teachers’ Association (HSTA).

Abercrombie angered the union by imposing a five percent pay cut on teachers in 2011. Though Abercrombie and the union eventually sort of made up in 2013, with Abercrombie agreeing to teachers raises and so forth, the union endorsed Ige in the Primary.

And let’s not forget that Abercrombie proposed pension taxes and cutting public worker benefits as a way of addressing the state’s considerable unfunded liabilities.

That didn’t win him any friends with the public employee unions.

Then there was Abercrombie’s relationship with the state Legislature, which Moore characterized as “relatively poor.” Abercrombie took office after eight years of the always Democratic House and Senate sparring with Republican Governor Linda Lingle. Overriding vetoes was almost unheard of prior to Lingle, but had become a usual thing during the Lingle years. If Abercrombie–who had more than three decades of legislative experience–was expecting a deferential House and Senate, then he was badly mistaken.

“He’s managed to frustrate a lot of Democrats in the Legislature,” said Moore. “My theory is that Ige was encouraged to run as a shot across Abercrombie’s bow–a way to express displeasure that he did not pay proper respect to various committee chairs. It was meant to be a strong message, and he won.”

Then there’s the simple matter that people just don’t like Abercrombie. “His personality as an executive has turned people off. It’s a style thing. Honestly, he hasn’t done a bad job. There isn’t any glaring error.”

Hart said the poll data explained Abercrombie’s abysmal showing during the election.

“Seventy percent of those voting for Ige are doing so because they don’t like Abercrombie personally,” he said. “It’s a charisma thing. The policy differences [between the two men] are slight. [But] his style is abrasive. At times he can be charming, but he hasn’t been lately.”

In fact, voters have long known about Abercrombie’s “aggressive” and “abrasive” personality. In his 1988 book Money, Color and Sex in Hawai‘i Politics, Chad Blair–who today reports for Honolulu Civil Beat–wrote that, “In some ways, Neil Abercrombie personifies negative characteristics of whites–even his supporters agree that he is outspoken and aggressive.”

Blair then quoted Democratic Party activist Amefil Agbayani: “Abercrombie may be a loud-mouthed haole, but he is our loud-mouthed haole.”

Though campaign spending records show Agbayani donated $6,000 to Abercrombie’s reelection campaign, attitudes of most other Democrats, it seems, had changed.

“People say they like politicians who are frank,” one local politician told me after the election. “No, they don’t.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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by Jen Russo

Maui Loves Jager And now you get to celebrate it at Diamond’s in Kihei

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At home, try this Jager recipe...

Master Hunter 2 parts Jagermeister 1.5 parts Pierre Ferrand Ambre Cognac 1 part Laird’s bonded apple brandy Combine ingredients in a glass and stir over ice.

selling imported liqueur in the United States.”

At this year’s New Orleans cocktail convention onvention known as Tales of the Cocktail, bartender of year Sean Kenyon served the “Master Hunter,” a Jager, cognac and apple pple brandy drink meant to o show that Jager can go beyond eyond the bomb. This year also lso marked the first year the he brand released a new liqueur, queur, Jager Spice, a light cinnamon innamon sister to the dark ark brown stuff.

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andi Schnider makes drinking Jagermeister an art form. She’s a bartender at Diamond’s Ice Bar in Kihei, and she serves the spicy brown drink in thick, icy cold glasses. In fact, I was ready to write off Jagermeister as the quintessential German liqueur you drink after a giant Oktoberfest bratwurst binge until she taught me otherwise.

“Jager goes down so easy,” says Schnider.

“It’s all I like to drink. The taste of it is delicious to me. Our Jager is ice cold–that’s what makes it so good here.”

At the bar’s Happy Hour, Jager is just $5. In fact, Schnider sells so much Jager–they’re the top-selling Jager bar in the entire State of Hawaii–that she celebrates her top Hawaii figures with an honorary Jager party every year.

“They send me hundreds and hundreds of pounds of items for this party,” said Schnider.

“We are really excited about all the prize giveaways, like our grand prize the Jager barbecues. We are known for our shot ski, but this year we have a shot hockey stick. It’s a group shot, like the ski. Laura Mendolia will hold one end and I will have the other side.

You line up the shots and then you all pick up the hockey stick and drink at once.”

Curt Mast first developed Jagermeister in Wolfenbuttel, Germany in 1935. Running the family wine business wasn’t enough for him, so he dabbled in creating distilled beverages and liqueurs. Once he got the 56 herbs, fruits, blossoms, roots and spices just right, he thought his spirit would be especially good for hunting enthusiasts like himself. That’s why he named it Jagermeister, which means “master of hunters,” and put the St. Hubertus stag, a patron saint of hunters, on the label. Jager hasn’t changed much through the years, beyond becoming the seventh largest liquor brand in the world.

“In 1974, Mast-Jagermeister of Germany appointed The Sidney Frank Importing Company as its exclusive importer for the United States,” Kate Laufer, the VP of public relations at Sidney Frank, told me. “Sidney Frank pursued new and creative ways to promote Jagermeister, and through the introduction of ground breaking initiatives such as The Jagerettes, bar parties, the Jagermeister Tap Machine and brand-sponsored bands, the company fueled sales and turned the little known brand from a few hundred-case brand to over two million cases per year and the number one

Deer and a Beer iconic brand’s first-ever product extension in the United States,” says Laufer. “It uniquely combines vanilla and cinnamon spices with the legendary ingredients found in the original Jagermeister recipe. Jagermeister Spice specifically highlights cinnamon and vanilla to create a rich and complex blend of flavors.

[It offers] a warmer taste profile; albeit one that is unmistakably Jagermeister.”

Whether you love the new Jager or are a traditionalist sticking with the original, there’s no doubt that Maui loves this aperitif.

Don Barfield, the Hawaii manager for Sidney Frank, gave me a breakdown for the 10,000 cases sold in the islands. Oahu beats Maui with 60 percent of those sales, but the Valley Isle accounts for 30 percent of the total with a much smaller population and the greatest sales coming from a single bar.

“Diamond’s has been our number one Jagermeister on-premise account in the state of Hawaii for several years now,” he says. “Randi, Chris and Laura are a delight to work with. In fact, five out of the top 10 Jagermeister on-premise accounts in the state are on Maui. All are based in either Kihei or Lahaina. Per capita, Maui consumes the most Jagermeister in all of Hawaii. We love Maui!”

Hence the celebration. This Saturday, the Jagermeister party starts at 10pm with no cover. Jager giveaways will be drawn every half hour, and some lucky Jager fans will go home with a Jager barbecue. Dancing goes all night with DJ Illz and Jager or Jager Spice will be just $5, with $6 Jagerbombs.

Everyone who walks through the door will get Jager goodies, and Schnider says that everyone should try the hockey stick group shot at least once. For Schnider’s daytime Jager fans who won’t be there that night, every time you get a shot this week your name gets dropped in a special ticket bucket for drawings that night. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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by Melanie Tomita-Cadavona

‘I Like Music That Touches My Soul’ Talking story with ‘ukulele teacher/performer Benny Uyetake

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best in everything I did for the program. She took me under her wing and was so proud of me for teaching and being a musician.

I also worked with George Naope and Edith Kanakaole in the summer program.

They were in charge of the Hawaiian cultural activities such as hula, Hawaiian songs and arts and crafts. Auntie Dorothy insisted that I learn as much as I possibly could because Uncle George and Auntie Edith were the best.

I watched them use patience and excellence when they worked with the youth. This was during the summer of 1975. I worked with the program for two summers.

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usic teacher by day, performer at night–Benny Uyetake is the Maui’s ‘ukulele superman. His passion for entertaining started at a young age, and sharing his knowledge of music and performing is second nature. He grew up in Hilo, but today he lives in Haiku with his wife Debbie and two grandchildren.

Whether he’s headlining at the upcoming Maui Jazz Festival, taking students to a stage performance or just gigging at Kimo’s with Glenn Kakugawa, Uyetake lives his life through music. We talked story with him to find out how his love for Hawaiian music came to be.

Q: A:

Why did you get into the entertainment business?

Did you have siblings who also played music?

My brother Dominic played the guitar. He taught me at the age of 10. I watched him and his friends at rehearsals and gigs. It felt very good to have a brother that was so encouraging.

A group of friends started a band, The Sound Track Vibrations, where I was a vocalist and lead guitarist. I was also in The Everlasting Sounds, which lasted throughout high school. My first professional gig was at 11 years old. I played in middle school band and was in the high school choir. I attended Spokane Community College and graduated from Seattle University. I went on to study music at the Cornish School of Music in Seattle and the Berklee College of Music.

Q: A:

I played in the Seattle area with friends I met in college. I later played [there] with some cool musicians–Robert Damper, Michael Powers, Michael Brion James, Ken McCann, Rob Silver, Doug Hamilton and many others. It was great experiences.

I came back to Maui and Oahu to play the local hotel scene. I really wanted to make a living by playing music in Hawaii. It was close to home and a great way to make money. Also, I worked on the Aikane Catamarans, played a few gigs with David Inamine and Glenn Goto, Wayne DeSilva and Roy Okutani in Honolulu.

In 1990, Aikane Catamarans, of which I was a member, got a Na Hoku Hanohano nomination. My song “Kuulei” was featured. “Kuulei” was also on “Hawaii Calls.” Also, I had a featured song with Fabulous Krush play on the Don Ho Show in Waikiki.

While playing in Hilo, my friends Carl Villaverde and Kenneth Makuakane were playing there, too. When they left for Maui, Ken gave me a call to fill in some spots for them.

My cousin Glenn Kakugawa and I left Hilo for Maui. From there, we’d played at the Kapalua Bay Hotel, the El Crab Catcher and then became the mainstay at the Makai Bar at the Maui Marriott Hotel from 1982 to 2000.

That was back in the day. Who do you work with now?

Q: A:

What are your favorite songs to perform?

Presently I work around as a solo artist and as a duo with Glenn Kakugawa and the Benny Uyetake Band. I play a lot for Hawaii on TV and Jazz Alley TV with Ken Martinez Burgmaier, Dave Lower, Henry Allen, Wilmont Kahaiali’i Productions, Pacific Radio Group, Debbie Probst and KONI Radio.

The annual Maui Blues and Jazz, Annual Lanai Jazz, Slack Key and Ukulele and Big Island Jazz and Blues Festivals have been great and rewarding by working with Burgmaier and Lower.

I like music that touches my soul: contemporary, old style Hawaiian, rhythm and blues, soul, Jazz and rock.

I love the music of Barry Flanagan, Henry Allen, George Kahumoku, Willie K, Keali’i Reichel, Reiko Fukino and Eric and Amy Gilliom. I admire them and their music a lot.

Q: A:

Where do you play now?

I’m a teacher at Kalama Intermediate Public School in Makawao, where I teach six periods of ‘ukulele to more than 150 students. We’re a performance-based ‘ukulele band and travel throughout the state and California to perform. The Fine Arts department at Kalama is one of, if not the, finest on Maui.

Presently, I’m performing with Glenn Kakugawa at Kimo’s Restaurant in Lahaina on Sunday and Monday from 6-8pm, Captain Jack’s Happy Hour from 2-4:30pm and the Montage at Kapalua Bay Wednesday and Thursday from 6-9pm. I love playing for parties, weddings or just at the beach. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

How did you get your start as a musician?

I played music a lot as a child. I was encouraged by my five brothers and sisters and wonderful parents. I’d play with my friends at parties, school dances, bars and dinner clubs. My dad was our “roadie.”

After my first year of college, I came home to work at the Hawaii County Parks Summer Fun Program as a leader and music specialist. I would visit all of the Hilo district centers and teach kids singing, guitar and ‘ukulele. This is when I got my first big start working for Dorothy Thompson, who was the director of the Parks and Recreation in the Island of Hawaii District. She is also the co-founder of the Merry Monarch Festival. Auntie Dot Thompson was a kind, yet a very to-the-point lady.

She got things done and wanted me to do my

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Before getting into the entertainment business, I learned the ‘ukulele at the age of 8 years old. I’d watch my dad play an old Kamaka ‘ukulele. He’d play old melodies on the ‘ukulele so beautifully. One neat tune he’d play was “Stars and Stripes Forever,” composed by John Philip Sousa. It was really cool.

He learned to play that from his childhood friend, Jesse Kalima. Uncle Jesse is now in the Hawaiian Music Hall of Fame as one of the great pioneers of the ‘ukulele and Hawaiian music. Dad, Uncle Jesse and many of dad’s other friends–Little Joe Kekauoha, Lucky Luck, Alberta Kalama (who was well known at the time)–would come and visit Hilo often. I got into watching and listening in my living room with my dad... Legendary entertainment.

I also learned to play the ‘ukulele from Al Naleiha at Haili Church, which was down the street from where I lived, and Mrs. Gloria Adap at Hilo Union School when I was in the fifth grade. She was truly inspirational. I started playing the guitar there after.

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MAKAWAO TOWN PARTY – Go back to the days of the paniolo and small town charm this Friday. The Makawao Town Party returns for another evening of crafters, community and celebration. Locals and tourist alike are welcome to enjoy live entertainment, shop merchants and savor the unique flavors of this Upcountry town. Parking can be found at Makawao Base Yard, Makawao Hongwanji, Brewer Road, Makawao Municipal Parking Lot, Makawao Ave. near Library and street parking on Baldwin Avenue. Free. 6pm-9pm.

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SATURDAY, AUG. 16 HULIAU FOOD & FILM FESTIVAL – The Maui Huliau Foundation invites you to the table for its Benefit Dinner and Film Festival. It features Polynesianinspired pupus by top Maui Chefs from O’o Farms, The Mill House, Laulima Events and Catering, the Andaz, Pono Pies and more. What’s more, the evening will include submissions of short documentary films from students across the state. The films will explore “heritage plants” and their continued cultivation. Ticket price includes a four-course dinner and a drink. Proceeds benefit MHF programs. 21+. $80. 5:30pm. Ocean Vodka (4051 Omaopio Rd., Kula), Mauihuliaufoundation.org. Photo courtesy Maui Huliau Tierra

AWAKENING IN PARADISE ANNIVERSARY – Awakening In Paradise Bookstore celebrates its first birthday with Marty Dread this Saturday. The gift and crystal emporium will feature a mini concert by Hawaii’s Reggae Ambassador and collect donations to benefit the Shaka Movement and Aloha in Action. Enjoy live music and shop ecofriendly clothing, jewelry and more while helping out local causes. Free. 7pm-9pm. Awakening in Paradise(1215 S. Kihei Rd.). Photo courtesy Awakening In Paradise

SATURDAY, AUG. 16 SEED TO CUP FESTIVAL – The Maui Coffee Association presents the seventh annual Seed to Cup Coffee Festival this Saturday. Coffee enthusiasts are invited to explore the art of growing, pulping, hulling, roasting and brewing. Talk story with the island’s coffee producers as well as this year’s Hawaii State Cupping champions. You can also enjoy live music and UH Maui College School of Fashion Technology coffee-inspired fashions. Chef Marc McDowell will serve great food, too. Free. 9am-3pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), Mauicoffeeassociation.blogspot.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SATURDAY, AUG. 16 21ST ANNUAL OLE LONGBOARD CLASSIC – HI Tech, Quicksilver, and Da Kitchen invite you to grab your longboard and catch some waves in Maui's best long board surf contest. It starts in the early hours at Launiupoko park this year. International Surfboard Builders Hall of Famer, Bob "Ole" Olsen has been shaping legendary longboards on the West Side of Maui for decades.

These artisan boards are the impetus for the longboard classic that shapes West side surf culture to this day. Have fun under the sun with longboard riding, ono grinds and waves. Extra points if you're surfing on a Ole board, but we can't promise that will win the contest. Launiupoko Park (Honoapiilani Highway, Lahaina), SurfMaui.Com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

MAUI HARLEY DAVIDSON GARAGE PAR PARTY RTY aui – Sorry fellas, this one’s for the ladies.. Ma Maui rs of o Harley Davidson and Women Riders hind d Maui invites women looking to get behind sics,, the handlebars for an evening of bike basics, ome e learning how to find the right fit and some ots good ol’ girl time. Don your best riding boots OM! for a chance at prizes. Ready, set, VROOM! on, Free. 6:30-9pm. Maui Harley-Davidson, ahu uCycle City Maui (150 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-283-3510, Cyclecitymaui.com. .co om.

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TUESDAY, AUG. 19 9 BLOOD DRIVE – Beginning Tuesday, the Blood Bank of Hawaii will be at the Cameron Center for the end of their summer blood drive. Donors should be at least 18, in good health, weigh at least 110 pounds, possess a valid ID with birth date. Prior to arriving, be sure to confirm times and locations. Come one, come all. The Walter Cameron Center (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-848-4770, BBH.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 20 MEDICARE/MEDICAID SEMINAR – Hale Makua Health Services invites the public to a Medicare and Medicaid workshop this Wednesday (and every Wednesday until Oct. 15). Learn the basics of social health care programs that are geared to low income residents and our kupuna population. Know the options available to you and your ohana. Free. 6pm. Care Homes by Hale Makua (1540 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-873-6616, Halemakua.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

HOW TO USE LINKEDIN – Learn how to grow your business network with LinkedIn during the Maui County Business Resource Center’s latest workshop. Build a profile, network and learn how the social media site can be an effective tool for your business. Marketing specialist Nico Fisher will be on hand to answer questions and guide the workshop. Free. 12-1:15pm. Maui County Business Resource Center (70 E Ka’ahumanu Ave. B-9, Kahului).Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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Let’s Dance!

‘Step Up All In’ has great dancing, little else ★★★★★ Rated PG13/ 112 Min.

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’ve never criticized a Bruce Lee movie for having a weak plot and poor dialogue, because those things are beside the point. Witnessing Lee’s artistry as a physical performer is the strength of his movies, which rise or fall based on how well the camera captures his every move.

Dance movies, for the most part, are the same way. When it comes to movies where the characters express themselves through dance above all else, film lovers and critics should dissect the footwork, not the plot or characters.

I honestly gave up on the Step Up franchise years ago. I caught the original 2006 movie, which is best remembered today for being the movie that introduced us to Channing Tatum, whose onscreen co-star, Jenna Dewan, is now Mrs. Tatum. How sweet. Too bad their movie sucks. Aside from the soundtrack, nothing about the first installment sticks in the mind, including the dancing.

The surprisingly engaging Step Up 2 The Streets had two big aces up its sleeve: the lead, Briana Evigan, is a firecracker that the

camera loves and the dancing in the rain finale is a sensational number worthy of a thumbs up from Gene Kelly himself. As for the story, dialogue, characterizations... did I mention that amazing rain dance?

I threw in the towel on these movies until Bud Galarita, an old friend of mine, turned me the other way. Bud goes by the name DJ Blast (check him out, his beats are sick, yo!). He talked my wife and I into watching Steps 3-4 with him and his family, all of whom are big fans. I was skeptical, but I think he’s on to something.

The Steps hearken back to Breakin and the still-wonderful Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, neither of which offered fresh storytelling but are great fun as dance showcases.

Just as important (and Bud was adamant about this), the Step movies are goodnatured, cheerful and devoid of mopey, angst-filled teens. Instead of breaking out into gang wars, these teens challenge one another in bloodless, breathlessly choreographed dance offs. Anyone familiar with West Side Story knows how cool it is to hold one’s own in a gang dance battle.

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out into an old-fashioned dance on a city street. Filmed in one take, it’s not just the best scene in the movie, but a toe-tapping hall of famer that stands with the best.

Then there’s Step Up Revolution, which changes the approach from street “battles” to flash mob performance art. Take away the plot and the film is pretty fantastic.

Now there’s Step Up All In, in which many of the established characters from the prior entries (yes, they’re not stand alone movies but one, big series with continuing plot lines) battle in a Las Vegas competition.

Here’s what works: the dance numbers that appear spur of the moment (like a carnival ride set to Bobby Brown) are utterly charming and Evigan–good luck

taking your eyes off of her. What doesn’t work: the big numbers feel overproduced, I grew sick of the unfunny ethnic stereotypes and the plot is mostly silly but sometimes really dumb (we didn’t need a long scene of the crew breaking up, when the ending is such a given).

I liked Step Up 2-4 better but Bud was right–there’s a genuine sweetness and likability to these movies that’s old fashioned and rare. To rate this properly: the dancing gets four stars, the acting a generous two stars, the screenplay a single star and the filmmaking three stars.

I’ll split the difference with two stars but admit that I like these movies, because the dancing is really something to see. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Once A Princess-NR- FRI-WED 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:40 Guardians Of The Galaxy-PG13- 2D THU 10:00 11:15 1:30 2:00 3:30 4:15 4:45 7:00 7:40 10:25, 3D 12:45 6:15 9:15, 2D FRI-WED 11:15 1:55 2:55 4:35 5:35 7:10 9:55 10:30, 3D 12:15 8:10 Lucy-R- THU 11:45 1:45 3:45 5:45 7:45 9:45, FRIWED 11:45 1:45 3:45 5:45 7:45 9:45 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes 2D-PG13-THU 10:45 9:45 Into The Storm-PG13- THU 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:10 7:15 9:30, FRI-WED 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:10 7:15 9:30 Step Up All In-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 5:00 10:00, 3D 2:30 7:30, FRI-WED 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 10:00

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Expendables-PG13- FRI (10:40 1:30 4:30) 7:30 10:30, SAT-SUN (10:40 1:30) 4:30 7:30 10:30, MON-WED (1:30 4:30) 7:30 10:30 Rifftrax Live: Godzilla 2nd Showing- NR TUE 7:30 The Giver-PG13-FRI (11:20 2:00 4:40) 7:20 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:00) 4:40 7:20 10:00, MON-WED (11:20 2:00 4:40) 7:20 10:00 Magin In The Moonlight- PG13- FRI (11:20 2:10 4:50) 7:20 10:00, SAT (11:20 2:10) 4:50 7:20 10:00, SUN (11:00 2:10) 4:50 7:20 10:00, MONWED (11:20 2:10 4:50) 7:20 10:00 What If-PG13- FRI (10:40 1:50 4:10) 7:10 9:50, SAT-SUN (10:40 1:50) 4:10 7:10 9:50, MON-WED (1:50 4:10) 7:10 9:50 A Most Wanted Man- R- THU (10:40 1:20 3:50) 6:30 9:30, FRI (11:00 1:10 4:20) 6:50 9:50, SATSUN (11:00 1:10) 4:20 6:50 9:50, MON-WED (1:10 4:20) 6:50 9:50 Get On Up-PG13- THU (10:30 1:00 3:50) 6:50

10:00, FRI (10:40 1:20 3:50) 7:00 10:20, SAT (10:40 1:20) 3:50 7:00 10:20, SUN (1:20) 3:50 7:00 10:20, MON-WED (1:20 3:50) 7:00 10:20 Planes: Fire And Rescue- 2D THU (10:50 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:30, FRI (11:10 1:40 4:40) 7:00 10:20, SAT (11:10 1:40) 4:40 7:00 10:20, SUN (1:40) 4:40 7:00 10:20, MON (1:40 4:40) 7:00 10:20, TUE (1:40 4:40), WED (1:40 4:40) 7:00 10:20 Hercules-PG13- 2D THU (10:50 4:10) 6:40, 3D(1:20). 2D FRI (1:30 4:00) 6:40 9:30, SAT-SUN (1:30) 4:00 6:40 9:30, MON-WED (1:30 4:00) 6:40 9:30. 3D FRI-SUN (11:00) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-PG13- 2D THU (11:00 1:50 4:30) 7:10 9:50 10:30, FRI (11:20 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:20, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:20) 5:00 7:40 10:20, MONWED (11:20 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:20. 3D FRI (10:50 1:40 4:10) 7:10 9:40, SAT-SUN (10:50 1:40) 4:10 7:10 9:40, MON-WED (1:40 4:10) 7:10 9:40 Let’s Be Cops-R- THU 10:00, FRI (11:30 2:30 5:10) 7:50 10:30, SAT (11:30 2:30) 5:10 7:50 10:30, SUN (11:50 2:30) 5:10 7:50 10:30, MONWED (11:30 2:30 5:10) 7:50 10:30 Hundred Foot Journey-PG- THU (10:40 1:30 4:20) 7:20 10:20, FRI (10:50 1:20 4:20) 6:40 9:50, SAT-SUN (10:50

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GET ON UP - PG13 - Music/Drama - The story of James Brown. Starring Chadwick Boseman, Nelsan Ellis and Dan Aykroyd. 138 min.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - PG13 - Action/SciFi - Starships, hero pilots, laser blasters, alien monsters, space babes and a talking raccoon (voiced by Bradley Cooper!) all fight something big out in the part of the universe that’s farthest from Earth. 121 min.

HERCULES - PG13 - Action - Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays Hercules. Expect to see a lot of swords and bare midriffs but precious few talking raccoons. 98 min.

THE EXPENDABLES 3 - R - Action/Nonsense Nearly every action star ever–and Kelsey Grammer– star in this film about something that involves a lot of ammunition and explosions. 126 min.

INTO THE STORM - PG13 - Action/Thriller - A bunch of tornados hit a town in one day, so everyone goes nuts. 89 min.

THE GIVER - PG13 - Drama/SciFi - A community has no pain or war or suffering, but then an old man teaches some kid about the “real” world. 94 min.

LET’S BE COPS - R - Comedy - Two fools dress up as cops for some party, then start behaving like the real thing. 104 min.

WHAT IF - PG13 - Comedy/Romance - Daniel Radcliffe stars as a guy who learns about love from a girl (Zoe Kazan) who lives with her longtime boyfriend. 102 min.

LUCY - R - SciFi/Action - Scarlett Johansson stars in this story about a woman who fights bad people because she’s able to use 100 percent of her brain pan. 90 min.

A MOST WANTED MAN - R - Thriller - An undocumented Chechen in Hamburg gets caught up in

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Into The Storm-PG13- THU 11:30 2:00 4:15 7:00 9:30, FRI-SUN (2:00) 4:15 7:00 9:30, MON (2:00) 4:15 7:00, TUE 2:00 4:15 7:00 9:30, WED (2:00) 4:15 7:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-PG13- 2D THU 2:30 7:30, 3D 12:00 5:00 10:00, 2D FRI-WED 5:00 7:30, 3D FRI-SUN (2:30)10:00, MON (2:30), TUE 2:30 10:00, WED (2:30) Guardians Of The Galaxy- PG13- 2D THU 1:45 10:00, 3D 11:00 4:30 7:15, 2D FRI-SUN 4:30 10:00, MON 4:30, TUE 4:30 10:00, WED 4:30. 3D FRIMON (1:45) 7:15, TUE 1:45 7:15, WED (1:45) 7:15

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War On Terror. Stars Grigoriy Dobrygin and the late Philip Seymour Hoffman. 122 min.

RIFFTRAX LIVE: GODZILLA - PG13 - Action/Fantasy It’s the same Godzilla remake that came out earlier this year, but with the RiffTrax live treatment where the audience gets to share their reactions and wit and such. 123 min.

1:20) 4:20 6:40 9:50, MON-WED (1:20 4:20) 6:40 9:50 The Purge: Anarchy-R- THU (10:30 1:30 4:20) 7:00 10:20 James Cameron’s Deepsea Challenge-PG- 3D THU (11:20 2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:40 22 Jump Street-R- THU 6:30 9:30 And So It Goes- PG13- THU (11:00 1:30 4:10) 6:40 10:00 How To Train Your Dragon 2-PG- THU (10:40 1:10 4:00)

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ONCE A PRINCESS - NR - Drama/Romance - In school, princess Erin breaks the heart of geek Leonard. But years later, they meet again, and find their roles have reversed. 115 min.

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STEP UP ALL IN - PG13 - Music/Romance - The stars of the last Step Up films dance for coins or fame or whatever young people want these days in Las Vegas. See this week’s film review. 112 min.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Giant superhero turtles save New York City for some reason. Stars Megan Fox because America. 101 min.

THE HUNDRED-FOOT JOURNEY - PG - Drama It’s a local restaurant war between famous French chef Madame Mallory and the young Kadam family. 122 min.

LAST CHANCE - R - Action/Comedy - Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum return as undercov-

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AND SO IT GOES - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - A realtor has to get help from his neighbor when his estranged son drops off the granddaughter he never knew he had. 94 min.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 - PG - Animation - It’s like the first How To Train Your Dragon film, but with more dragons. 102 min.

JAMES CAMERON’S DEEPSEA CHALLENGE 3D - PG - Documentary - Go to the bottom of the ocean with director James Cameron in a tiny submarine called the Deepsea Challenger. 90 min.

THE PURGE: ANARCHY - R - Horror - No, it’s not the story of yet another diet craze gone horribly wrong, though that would make a great flick. This one’s about people trying to survive a night in Los Angeles. Can you imagine anything more horrible? 103 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS CASANUEVO TANGO - Thu, Aug 14. Head Upcountry for traditional and alternative tango music with DJs Sughi, Rose and Marco. 21+ and over.

Music starts at 8pm. $7 donation. Casanova.

(1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com 90’S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST- Fri, Aug 15. Friday nights on the North Shore are always a party!

Bring your old friends, meet new ones or just get down and dirty on the dance floor. 10pm. $5 before 11pm, $10 after. 21 and over. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

ROB SYMEON - Fri, Aug 15. Featuring special guests Rootz N Creation, Teomon, Kaale and Kokomon. Music starts at 9:30pm. 21+and over, $10 cover.

Casanova. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com THE EAZY - Fri, Aug 15. The Eazy will play skank’n island boogie woogie. The band includes a shredding ‘ukulele song writer, dancing MC, funky female bass player, paniolo electric guitar and an animal on the drums. The Eazy brings the noise. 8-10pm. Hang Loose Lounge (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-6284 THE KIHEI COWBOYS - Sat, Aug 16. Featuring special guest Michael Thompson. Head up to the North Shore for a boot stompin’ time.

Show starts at 10pm, $10 cover. 21 and over.

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

STAGE ‘MISS SAIGON’ - Fri, Aug 15 - Sun, Aug 24. From the company that brought you last summer’s smash hit Les Misérables, MAPA LIVE presents Miss Saigon on stage for the first time ever on Maui. This raw and heart-wrenching love story of a Vietnamese bar girl and an American Marine during the fall of Saigon features a cast of 45 performers and a 25-piece orchestra. Not recommended for children due to mature language, sexuality and violence. $15-$65. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank.

8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘LEGALLY BLONDE: THE MUSICAL’ - Based on Amanda Brown’s novel, Heather Hach’s book and the 2001 MGM film, Elle Woods (played

by Casey Murphy Hughes), Warner Huntington III, Emmett Forrest and the girls of Delta Nu will appear in this local rendition of the law school comedy. The former Hawaiian Tropic girl will give Harvard a run for its money when she proves that there’s more to her than blonde locks. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays and 3pm Sundays. $17$28. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

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FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Aug 14. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month.

Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Aug 16. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Aug 17. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at ui, (4100 Wailea Alanui The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, ont.c com Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com E PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - Everyy Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm.

For reservations, please hu visit Opentable.com. Pulehu pali Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali ai Ala Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali)

artistic journey began at 13 when she took an art class from her oil painter mother. Her journey continued merrily into watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, graphic design and photography. Free. 4:307:30pm. Maui Hands (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Sat, Aug 16. Richard DiGiacomo, of Russian and Italian descent, is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. Transplanted to Maui, Hawaii in 2010, Richard was ascended to a new level of artistic ability with his newly-created metal fused art. Created by the etching of aluminum panels and color, and fused with various techniques, his technique calls for many coats of clear seals, applied to create depth and movement.

Free. 2:30-5:30pm. Maui Hands (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com SAM GRIM - Mon, Aug 18. Fortunate to call Maui his home for the past 30 years, Sam’s love for the Island and Ocean has inspired him to create themed carvings out of the sea glass he finds on the shores of Maui. All pieces of glass were found on Maui beaches and any profits will go to Sam’s favorite charity, his daughter’s college education fund. Meet Sam and watch him in action! Free.

11am-3pm. Maui Hands (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

ARIEL QUIROZ - Wed, Aug ARIEL A 20. Artist in residence Ariel Qu Quiroz will paint portraits in the gallery. She does d drawing, painting, portraiture and the human figure, mixing realistic effects with Impressionism and Expressionism. Her art stimulates T U O the imagination and CK CHE translates feelings into EK E N W CA a arresting images. Free.

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S K E (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808PIC PAG N O 579-9 579-9245; Mauihands.com

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9pm-close. Rock & Brews. (120 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9011; Rockandbrews.com/paia RAINBOW DINE-OUT GROUP - Tue, Aug 19.

The Rainbow Dine-Out Group is an opportunity for our LGBT ohana and visitors to meet socially and enjoy a delicious meal. 6pm-8pm. (Every third Thursday, rotating location); 808-446-0549

ART SUZY, LISA, MARY, DENBY, TODD - Fri, Aug 1 - Sep 14. Visit Viewpoints Gallery to see bunch of pieces from Suzi Papanikolas, Lisa Kasprzycki, Mary Ann LEIGH, Denby Freeland-Cole and Todd Campbell. Free. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979 CHRISTINA DEHOFF - Fri, Aug 15. Christina DeHoff has many facets as an artist. A clear and recognizable theme runs through both her figurative visionary paintings and her landscape paintings. She has a unique, tender and intuitive way of communicating that which is sacred in this human experience. Visit Christina and get to know her! Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery (1169 Makawao Ave.); Mauihands.com CHRIS LARSON - Fri, Aug 15. Chris Larson’s

PH DUAL PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITS - Aug 17 - Sep 28. Andrzej Kramarz, from Krakow, Poland, will exhibit work marked by the memory of World War ll. His large photographs and video are accompanied by taped interviews of people who bring the stories and history back.

Concurrently in the gallery will be an exhibition curated by Kramarz featuring the work of photographer Stefania Gurdowa. The photographs, taken by Gurdowa between 1921 and 1937, were printed from a collection of glass photo plates found in the attic of her house in Poland. 10am-5pm. Free. Schaefer International Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-243-4288; mauiarts.org ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE BOBBY LEE - Thu, Aug 21. He’s an actor and comedian best known as a cast member on MADtv (2001-2009) and for his roles in the films Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Pineapple Express and The Dictator. Lee also starred on the NBC show Animal Practice and can now be seen as a regular guest on E!’s Chelsea Lately as well as The Burn on Comedy Central. He’s been touring the country year-round with his hilariously unpredictable stand-up. Tickets are $20, $28 and $38.

Show starts at 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

ISLAND BREEZE WITH JEFF PETERSON, KENNY ENDO & RILEY LEE - Thu, Aug 21. Island Breeze is a trio of musicians who’ve come together to create some new and beautiful music.

Grammy award winning slack key guitarist Jeff Peterson and shakuhachi (Japanese flute) player Riley Lee have been working together for many years. They joined forces with taiko master Kenny Endo in 2012 during a week-long artists residency in Honolulu. The trio put together a program of refreshing music–like an “island breeze”–and presented it in concert at the University of Hawaii Manoa’s Orvis Auditorium. Come and hear this magic multicultural music collaboration for yourself. Tickets are $30 and $45. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SOJA + MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD Fri, Aug 29. SOJA’s music, a blend of Reggae, go-go, D.C. hardcore, Latin, rock and hip-hop, is about finding the happiness and peace that everyone deserves; their live shows are an explosion of energy and positivity. Michael Franti also knows about the power of music: how it can inspire, uplift and make people want to dance or cry, and he and his band Spearhead are known for the communal spirit they create. Tickets are $39.50 advance, $45 day-of; VIP $80 advance, $85 day-of.

Gates open at 5pm. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: TUCK & PATTI - Sat, Aug 30. Over a career of Jazz, R&B and crossover acoustic/New Age recordings, husband-and-wife duo Tuck & Patti have produced remarkable music with the comforting textures of guitar and voice.

Tuck Andress studied classical guitar at Stanford University; Patti Cathcart was classically trained as a vocalist in the San Francisco Bay area. The two began to perform as a duo in 1981. Tickets are $45, and $65. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org CELEBRATING MAUI & HULA THROUGH RARE MOVIES & IMAGES - Thu, Sep 11. Join the Hula Preservation Society for a celebration of hula, featuring rare or never-before seen footage from the Society Archives of Maui’s hula and musical greats and the legendary Kumu Hula ‘Iolani Luahine. Tickets are $10. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org TEDX MAUI 2014 - Sun, Sep 28. This all-day event will present innovative and inspiring speakers and performers who have the courage to dream and change the world with revolutionary ideas. TEDxMaui is an independently organized TED event. This year’s presenters include the Adaptations Dance Theater, Daniel Anthony, Svetlana Berdyugina, Robert Cazimero, Daedelus, B.J. Fogg, Taimane Gardner, Samuel M. ‘Ohukani‘ohi‘a Gon III, Dave Kalama, Rosemary “Rosie” KulhavySutherland, Edward Readicker-Henderson, Rick Rutiz, Sunny Savage, Maya Soetoro-Ng, Kerrie Urosevich, Kimi Werner, Lindsea K. Wilbur, Dr. Bradley Willcox and Hinaleimoana Wong-Kalu (Kumu Hina). For more information about the presenters and the program, visit: Tedxmaui.com.

Tickets are $75 & $100. 9-5pm. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HAWAII INTERNATIONAL TROPICAL FRUIT CONFERENCE - Fri, Sep 12-Sun, Sep 14.

Geared toward farmers, educators, orchard managers and proponents of sustainable agriculture, the weeklong event is presented by the statewide Hawaii Tropical Fruit Growers and is open to the public. The conference is titled “It’s All About Pro-

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

DJ Playwfire ONO, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Magic Mountain Madness w/DJ Kurt, 10pm

MON-Mojito Monday’s, TUE-Tequila Tuesday’s w/ DJ Decka, 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wednesday’s w/ DJ Sinister, 10pm

Johnny Ringo 2-4:30

Alex Calma 2-4:30, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

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MON-Kaleo Philips 2-4:30, TUE-Johnny Ringo w/ Augie 2-4:30, WED-Adam Masterson 2-4:30

Casanuevo Tango 8pm, $7 donation

Rob Symeonn w/ Teomon, 9:30pm, $10

DJ Crystal Ellis, $15 cover

TUE-Willie K, $10 9pm WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover!

90’s Night w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

The Kihei Cowboys, 10pm, $10

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE - Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia & Friends 6:308:30, WED-Andrew Corradini 6:30pm

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Jagerfest, 9pm

Gina Martinelli, 6pm

TUE-Pool League, WED-Pool Tournament

Qiuiz at 7pm

DJ I at 10pm

Jordan at 7pm

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MON-Football, TUE- Johnny Ringo, 10pm, WED- Happy Hump Day!

Ryan Robinson

Soul Kitchen, 6:30pm

House Shakers Brunch, 12:30-3pm I-Drive, 6:30pm

Jazz Brunch, 1-4pm PM-Rick G

MON- Rick G, WED-Yum Yum Beast

Dominic 4-8pm Head High, 9-close

Rick G 4-8pm Dat Guyz 9-close

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm Baby Kyzaiah Benefit, 9-close

Karaoke 8-close

MON-Karaoke 8-close, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9-close

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

duction” and offers a variety of breakout sessions, plus visiting researchers and agro experts. Considered the world’s leading expert on post-harvest technology, the University of Hawaii’s Dr. Robert Paull will do a dinner presentation on “Phenology, Productivity and Profits.” Those registering before Aug. 1 will enjoy a discounted fee of up to $75.

Kahili Golf Course. (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); Hawaiitropicalfruitgrowers.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, AUG 14 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS HUMPBACK WHALE NATIONAL MARINE SANCTUARY MEETING - The Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary will hold a public meeting of the Sanctuary Advisory Council via online meeting technology. The purpose of the meeting is to discuss the Call To Action Joint Statement by the Marine Protected Areas Federal Advisory Committee and the National Marine Sanctuary Advisory Councils “Destination Marine Protected Areas: Sustaining America’s Most Treasured Ocean Places for Recreation and Stewardship” as a potential council action item. Open to the public. 10:30am. Maui Office (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818 FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com BOYS TO MEN MEETING - Boys To Men are a community where boys (ages 12-17) are empowered to speak their truth. A community where boys come to understand they are not alone in their struggles. Free. 6pm. Kihei Youth Center (131 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-2825; buck@tiki.net GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-

MON-Kaliko’s Way 10-12:30pm, WED-Evan Shulman, 8-11pm

Evan Shulman, 8-11pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

up of slack key artists, featuring an awardwinning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, AUG 15 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, AUGUST 16 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org DEFEATING DIABETES - Guest Speaker Dr. Steve Blake, ScD, will present a class and slide show titled “Defeating Diabetes.” Learn how you can do that with diet and lifestyle changes. See how a successful program can

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

result in freedom from insulin and a reversal of diabetes. Understand how to rate food for blood sugar control. Learn more about how food affects diabetes. Call or email to reserve a space. Free. 1:30-3:30pm. Roselani Place (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-871-7720; diane@roselaniplace.com

SUNDAY, AUGUST 17 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FEATHER FLOWER MAKING - Sun, Aug 17.

Patricia Gomez will demonstrate feather flower making in the Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park. The activity is part of Hana No‘eau, the park’s cultural demonstration series which features local residents. Hana No‘eau refers “to demonstrating and honoring the traditions of the Hawaiian people.” The series, which started on June 14, has featured other local cultural practitioners including Bolly Helekahi (coconut leaf weaving), Judy Kinzer (hula) and Pi‘ilani Lua (ti leaf leis and Hawaiian games). The series is funded by the Hawai‘i Pacific Parks Association, a non-profit partner of the park.

MONDAY, AUGUST 18 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am.

Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or go to Volunteersonvacation.org NATIVE HAWAIIAN EDUCATION COMMUNITY MEETING - The Native Hawaiian Education Council and Maui Island Council will host a meeting for those with an interest and passion for NH education. All meetings are free and open to the general public. Keiki of all ages are welcome. Light pupus will be provided. Free. 5-6:30pm. Kaiao

MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

Student Success Center, UH Maui College (310 West Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); Nhec.org

TUESDAY, AUGUST 19 MULTI-CULTURALISM IN HAWAII & THE WORLD -Tue, Aug 19 & Wed, Aug 20. Multicultural Education addresses the need to be at ease with the rich tapestry of human life and the desire amongst people to express their own identity in the manner they see fit. 9-5pm. St. John’s Church.

(8992 Kula Hwy., Kula); Hawaii.mkp.org FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free.

12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show.

This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

Willie K 9-11pm,

1810’, 8pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Danyel Alana, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com.

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana).

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm.

Whiskey Pimps, 10:30pm $5 cover

DJ Continental Kid, 10:30pm, $5 cover

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HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus

by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm.

University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu.

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm.

Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei).

MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free.

9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com.

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays.

3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, FREE MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm. Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu & Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Every Tue & Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Sonshine Rivers 4:30-10:30pm; Every Wed & Fri, Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Henry Kapono (June 6 only) 5-7pm, Damon & Tim 6-8pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm.

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Sign Language LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

You may wish you were a delicate little creature who resides in a magnolia blossom, but that won’t make it so. For better or worse, you’re a big, elegant, fierce, beautiful monster who withers fragile flowers with a look, or a roar. In other words, don’t pretend you’re something you’re not, except as a game.

You’re not that good an actor, and people will see right through those make-pretend scenarios with ease, and write you off as an insincere asshole.

To quote Ani Difranco: “If you’re born a lion, don’t bother trying to act tame.”

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Consider this excerpt from Shockheaded Peter, a cautionary children’s book, as sung by the Tiger Lillies: “Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil….he won’t sit still…he rocks backwards and forwards on his chair...

Mama’s getting very cross. See the moody, restless child! He wraps the tablecloth and then down upon the ground he falls, with knives, plates, forks, spoons and all… Where is Philip? Where is he? Oh there he is! And he bleeds! There’s a blood-stained tablecloth lying on him, there’s knives and forks all stuck in him.

There’s a knife! There’s a fork! Oh, Philip, this is cruel work! What a terrible ta-do! Philip bleeds to death and turns blue.” In other words, dire fates await those who can’t sit still this week.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You’re trapped in an overcrowded party full of fat people. In fact, everything is super-sized right now, so getting around people’s chubby egos and grandiose ideas may be slow-going for a while. Forget finding somewhere quiet to sit; you might be able to wedge yourself between those two corpulent ladies in the corner, but they’re notorious chatterboxes.

You’re stuck, so all you can do is make the best of the situation. Luckily, the hors d’oeuvres are amazing, and the luxurious heathen in you should find plenty of satisfaction, even while the ascetic in you suffers.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You may soon have some pride to swallow. That holier-than-thou advice-giver you know is right, despite your desperate wishes to the contrary; her predictions will bear out by month’s end. Have the good grace to beat her to the punch, without forcing anyone to say, “I told you so.” Instead of sorely resenting the counsel you were loathe to take, accept it gladly–it was given with only the best intentions. It just, sadly, wasn’t what you wanted to hear. You were wrong, she was right.

Well, so what? It’s easy enough to get over: Say “thank you,” sincerely, and get on with your life.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You thought that it was over. You could feel it in your bones; the arthritis of a relationship ending. It used to come on when storm clouds brewed; eventually it began happening with more frequency. Fortunately, there are remedies for arthritis; bee stings work wonders, I’ve heard. Injecting the relationship with a tiny bit of nearly harmless poison could breathe new life and flexibility into it. Of course, if it’s as close to the end as you think it might be, even that much toxicity might just knock it into whatever afterlife awaits you two. But at this point, it’s worth a try, regardless, don’t you think?

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Pisces Nina Simone sang: “I’ve got it bad, and that ain’t good.” You know what she means, don’t you?

Sometimes you’re uncomfortable when feelings get this intense. Unfortunately this week is nothing but intensity.

With this week’s astrological portents presiding over the masquerade like voodoo queens, there’s no telling who’ll show up and what they’ll do–except that it won’t be boring, and it won’t make you feel safe, coddled, or at ease. This is a rollercoaster, not a merry-go-round, so make sure you psych yourself up for the right ride.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

The last time around left you with your mind a bit unraveled, your ego cut in sheets. You stitched together the tatters as best you could, but you’re still viewing possible entanglements as chances to feel bad, instead of fertile and fun opportunities for growth. I wish you could have the ages it would take you to heal properly before jumping into the fray again. But I’d hate for you to miss out on the sweet moments soon becoming available to you.

Can’t you shorthand your own progress a little?

See where you’re headed and just sort of pretend you’re there already? You can always take it slow with the new thing–as long as you take it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You can put yourself to sleep counting your demons; there are so many. They hop the fence into your psychic pastures, just a bit less innocent than sheep, while you watch them as passively as a sleeper in a dream. Luckily, this is a dream you can awaken from, or more usefully, awaken into. Once you take action, you can steer the poor, essentially spineless things any way you like. Sure, a few tough ones might only respond to something as extreme as an electric cattle prod, but nevertheless, this is a good week to exterminate or otherwise banish 90% of the pesky nagging little evils (both internal and external) that plague your life. Some of them may reincarnate or return from exile–but surely not for a month or two.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Don’t keep anyone hanging this week. I know it’s unintentional; you’re just waiting for your feelings to sort themselves out. Sadly, they’re not likely to right now. Nevertheless, you must provide some clarity.

That may mean arbitrarily choosing the most likely end result of your internal process, and taking the risk that you might be wrong about where you’ll end up. But it’s not fair to force others to wade through the muck of your confusion. Get them out of this bog to dry land as swiftly as possible; if it turns out that where you eventually slog to is different from where you sent them, you can sort that out later.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Sections of your mind and spirit might feel like waking limbs at the moment; those painful pins and needles are simply the blood rushing through long-neglected passages and bringing parts of you back to life and feeling. Resist your instincts to flee the sensation and retreat to safer, more anesthetized territory. This is a good thing, even though it hurts. It was fine to take a break from using these particular psychic appendages, but it’s been so long you’re risking atrophy; that’s why some part of you has decided it’s time to call them back into play. Don’t waste this chance; once they’ve come awake, start using them without delay.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

It’s a new day. I don’t refer to the sun’s ascent this morning, but instead to the metaphorical illumination of new prospects that weren’t visible by the grim darkness of the last chapter. In your long-suffering life, you’ve already learned that sometimes, when things are quite shitty, all you can do is go to sleep and hope things are better tomorrow. Your patience and wisdom born from experience is admirable; your problem is that you sometimes miss that a new chapter has actually started until you’re a few days into it. That’s why I’m here–to make sure you notice: it’s a new day.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Fellow Cancer Antoine de Saint-Exupery once said, “A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.” Hell yeah! This is right in line with your week, when everyone else will be seeing mounds of dirt and gravel and you’ll have visions of constructing vast edifices for the worship and empowerment of human potential. Act on those noble and magnificent daydreams. Take instruction from Antoine: “As for the future, your task is not [just] to foresee it, but to enable it.”

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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