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by Anthony Pignataro

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Well, refused to answer our questions.

On Sunday, Apr. 19, The Maui News ran a front-page story on the camera study–the first time the paper has reported on the matter. The story is larged based on an interview with MPD Chief Tivoli Faaumu.

According to that story, 10 Maui PD officers are taking part in the study. The story also reports that Taser loaned the department the cameras for the study. And the story indicates that officers will have the discretion to turn the cameras on and off (which most, but not all, departments on the Mainland allow).

“Everything recorded has to be downloaded and stored,” Faaumu told The Maui News. “Anything they record in the field is going to be kept as evidence.”

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In other news, the County of Maui has been quietly “surveying” about Maui residents on whether they’d like to see the 3-Can curbside recycling project expanded island-wide. I put “surveying” in quotes because the actual survey (a copy of which I obtained from a resident) more closely resembles crude propaganda than any sincere effort to poll residents’ views on recycling.

County Communications Director Rod Antone wasn’t able to respond to our questions on the “survey” by press time. But check out these excerpts, taken from the “survey” itself: • “Adding on a 3-Can Plan service is estimated to cost residents an additional $132 per 6 months (in addition to your current refuse fee of $108) for a total cost of $240 per 6 months for both curbside trash and recycling services. Please understand that if this 3-Can service is implemented, costs may become mandatory for all accounts on a route, not just for those who support it, but also for those who don’t [sic].”

• “Keep in mind that the waste conversion facility is projected to bring the landfill diversion rate to 80%. Our current landfill diversion rate is 38%.”

• “Due to the higher diversion rate of the planned project at no additional cost to residents, the Department of Environmental Management is currently not recom-

estimated cost of $240 per 6 months (additional $22 per month added to your existing bill)” need complete the “survey.”

Even if huge numbers of residents respond favorably towards 3-Can, given the “survey’s” obvious biases, would it even matter?

CLINT EASTWOOD DONATES CAR It’s not often that the worlds of Maui celebrities and local public radio affiliates merge, but that seems to be the case here: According to an Apr. 17 Hawaii Public Radio press release, Clint Eastwood–one of the most famous and accomplished actor/directors in the world right now–has donated a car to HPR. According to the statement, the car is a dark blue 1971 Mercedes-Benz 300SEL 6.3, which Eastwood “purchased in California in the 1970s and later shipped to Maui for his frequent stays on the island” (the car is very similar to the model pictured below).

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Looks like we finally have a (brief) update on the Maui Police Department’s body camera study, which began earlier this month.

“The Plans, Training, Research and Development Section has scheduled a one month feasibility study on the use of body-worn cameras,” states a Maui Police Department press release sent out on Apr. 17. “The study is scheduled to begin on Monday, April 6, 2015. The results of the study will assist the Maui Police Department in making informed decisions about the implementation of this technology in the future.”

Um, was this news release perhaps intended to go out a bit earlier? Because Apr. 6 happened 11 days before the press release came out. Anyway, the release does show that the department is testing two types of cameras, both AXON models manufactured by Taser (yes, the same company that makes non-lethal weapons). These are very popular camera models for police departments around the nation (the Los Angeles Police Department plans to outfit 7,000 of its officers with them).

Though the MPD press release states that “Use of these cameras is not indicative to any future use or decision to solely utilize these proprietary cameras by Taser International,” it’s highly likely that the MPD will eventually adopt similar cameras because, as Marketwatch reported back in March, Taser basically dominates the law enforcement camera market.

The first camera (pictured above as modeled by Sergeant Joey Medeiros, who apparently started the test program) is mounted on the officer’s chest. According to Taser, this model retails for $399. The second is attached to an officer’s sunglasses. Taser’s website states that this model costs $599.

That’s pretty much all the information released by the department, which has really been tight-lipped about releasing, well, any sort of information on the cameras and their use. In fact, the department’s spokesperson refused to answer any of our questions last month when they first announced that the camera study would take place.

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mending adding a 3-Can service to your residential refuse service.”

In fact, the “survey” mentions the proposed waste conversion facility and its projected “80%” diversion rate three times. The last of which even includes the statement that “the County of Maui could become a leader in Hawaii and the nation for landfill diversion.”

Subtle, isn’t it? Seriously, this is pretty heavy-handed propaganda.

For instance, think back to February, when County officials announced they were canning the 3-Can pilot program in South Maui (which was always intended to go islandwide, not just invest in $280,000 worth of bins and then run for two years before stopping dead). At that time, officials said that curbside recycling cost each refuse account an additional $5.83 per month. But now this “survey” says that the added cost is actually $22 per month! (Never mind that old spreadsheet I obtained, which had been drawn up by former Maui County Recycling

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Coordinator Hana Steel and said curbside cost each account a mere $3.65 per month.)

The whole thing is also heavily biased towards maximizing 3-Can rejection in that those who oppose “the addition of this new service and associated costs” need not do anything with the “survey.” All they have to do to say No is throw the thing away. Only those who decide that, in fact, they support “the addition of this new service at a total

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ous and all, but a Mercedes? From the guy who’s driven a 1972 Ford Gran Torino, Ford Galaxie 500 and pink Cadillac on-screen?

Sure, why not. Anyway, here’s HPR President/General Manager Michael Titterton on the donation: “That Mr. Eastwood has chosen to make this extraordinary donation to HPR has literally made our day,” Titterton said in the news release. “As well as his work in film, Mr. Eastwood’s enthusiasm for jazz is well known. We would like to believe that his donation was made to further encourage jazz artists and audiences in Hawai‘i. Shortly after the completion of our pledge drive now in progress, we plan to put this collector’s vehicle up for auction, most likely on eBay. The proceeds will then be directed to HPR’s Endowment Fund, where it will help support the station long into the future.”

HPR is in the middle of a pledge drive at the moment. If you’ll recall, HPR had difficulties meeting its financial goals during it’s pledge drive last October, though it later surpassed those goals with a brief follow-up drive. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Maui Zipline is launching its second annual “Zip for Kids’ Sake” event in May. All participants in the Big Brothers Big Sisters program will be provided with free zipline activities courtesy of the Wailuku-based company.

“It’s an honor to partner with Big Brothers Big Sisters for a second year in a row,” said Maui Zipline Company Manager Ala Summerlin. “This important non-profit is vital to the community of Maui and benefits our

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Maui Zipline Company, which is located at the Maui Tropical Plantation, will offer free zipline activities for Bigs and Littles May 1-31.

“This is an amazing opportunity–for the second year in a row!” said JD Wyatt, Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui Executive Director.

“Our Bigs are typically responsible for covering the cost of match activities and outings with their Littles, so we typically recommend doing activities that are free, such as going to the beach or hiking. Now our Bigs and Littles can share this incredible adventure together, thanks to Maui Zipline Company. We are so thankful.”

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charging company OpConnect Hawaii and the ratepayer-funded entity Hawaii Energy. According to an Apr. 15 press release from OpConnect, the program is for “verified Net Energy Metering (NEM) customers”–people who already have “an approved photovoltaic system” installed at home. (This is one aspect where Hawaii is leading the nation: “About 12 percent of Oahu residents have rooftop solar, compared to the U.S. average of 0.50 percent,” states the press release.)

Anyway, here’s the press release on what the program’s about: Hawaii Energy, the ratepayer-funded energy conservation and efficiency program serving Hawaii, Lanai, Maui, Molokai and Oahu, is aiming to find out at what price PV customers would be willing to charge their EVs during the day when renewable energy is most abundant.

This would shift EV charging electric loads to off-peak demand hours rather than peak hours from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. when the majority of residents return home and usually start charging.

It’s also apparently easy for people to sign up: “To receive the 60 percent discount, participants are required to follow these steps,” states the news release.

“1) Sign up to become a free OpConnect member online, obtain a membership

number and add funds for future charges.

2) Participants will receive an email to verify their electric utility account. 3) Once verified, participants enter their member number when charging their EVs. The discount will be automatically applied at the end of the charging session.”

There are OpConnect charging stations throughout Maui and Hawaii.

“We look forward to the pilot results that can provide valuable insights about what incentives are needed to change the charging habits of EV drivers,” said Joe Simpkins, Program Operations Manager, Hawaii Energy, in the Apr. 15 press release. “With effective behavioral change, this could be a successful loadshifting strategy to reduce peak demand on the electrical grid.”

Though the pilot program originally launched in March, said Hawaii Energy spokesman Rob Deveraturda in an Apr. 17 email, “EV drivers can now get a 60% discount on charging versus the previous 40%.”

Once again, those wishing to sign up can do so at Opconnect.com. If you have questions, shoot an email to HEpilot@opconnect.com.

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termediate schools on Maui, coming in at number 13, with a grade B. Maui Waena Intermediate in Kahului ranked 22 with a letter grade of C+. There were no Intermediate schools on the island that earned an A. However, two elementary schools in the county took A honors; Maunaloa Elementary on Molokai ranked 10 with an A grade. Kilohana Elementary on Molokai ranked 11, also with an A grade.

Three elementary schools on Maui earned Bs; Pomaika‘i Elementary in Kahului ranked 32 with a B grade. Kamehameha III Elementary in Lahaina ranked 42, which converted to a B- score. Also earning a B- was Kahului Elementary, which ranked 49 in the state.

Maui County high schools did not fare as well. Maui High was the only school in the top 20, ranked at 18 with a B- grade. Baldwin High and Hana High & Elementary both earned C+, ranking at 25 and 29 respectively. Kihei Charter and King Kekaulike both landed in the top 50. Kihei Charter ranked 30 with a C grade, while Kekaulike ranked 43, earning a C-.

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Kalama Intermediate School in Makawao recently earn high marks in a Department of Education ranking published

by Honolulu Magazine. The magazine has been publishing a public and charter school-ranking chart for more than a decade. In its early years, the rankings were done by crunching data based on official DOE data in conjunction with other academic measures. In 2013, the state DOE unveiled a new program called Strive HI, which is a tool to assess the performance of schools by collecting academic measures such as math and reading scores, as well as attendance and graduation rates and other important criteria.

Honolulu Magazine now bases its ranking report on the Strive HI data but takes it one step further. For easy comparison, the magazine gives each school a reportcard-style letter grade, A through F, based on a curve. Though it isn’t an official grade handed out by the DOE, the magazine’s editors think it is a useful shorthand when discussing how well a school is performing.

Kalama earned the highest rank for in-

Sixty-seven high schools in the state were given scores. Lahainaluna High made the cut, with a rank of 55, but only earned a D for its report-card-style grade.

The number 1 ranked high school in the state is Myron B. Thompson Academy, which is a charter school based in Honolulu. MBT Academy, however, can provide education to students throughout the state with on-line and virtual classes. It serves students in grades K-12.

Data for private schools were not included in the Honolulu Magazine report.

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The Australian “abstract expressionist” Aelita Andre began painting “professionally” at age nine months, said her parents, and by 22 months had her own exhibit at Melbourne’s Brunswick Street gallery, and by age four, the paintbrush-armed toddler had enjoyed a $24,000 sale. She has now also distinguished herself as an “artist” of another type while explaining her approach. In April, the now-eight-year-old told News.com.au, “I interpret my style of painting as a magic, abstract universe. It doesn’t sit in one tiny sphere in all realism; it goes out and it explores the world.” She acknowledged seeing things (e.g., “rabbits”) that an eight-year-old might, but pointed out that she also sees “the cosmos.” “I just feel free. I don’t feel locked up in a tiny world.”

classroom. In order not to be “sitting ducks” for the intruder, each child was asked to be armed with an eight-ounce canned food item to toss at any potential spree-killer. The can is designed to give the student a “sense of empowerment” in the face of extreme danger, the principal told WHNT-TV of Huntsville, but acknowledged that “[T]his is a sensitive topic.”

PERSPECTIVE Newly elected Alabama state Sen. Larry Stutts, in one of his first actions in office, introduced a bill to repeal “Rose’s Law,” a 1999 legislation that, had it been on the books the year before, might have saved the life of new mother Rose Church, whose doctor was OB/GYN Larry Stutts. Rose’s Law gave new mothers a legal right to remain hospitalized for up to 96 hours after birth, depending on circumstances, but the new senator calls that right just another “Obamacare-style law” in which legislators in Montgomery intrude into doctors’ decisions.

(Stutts also proposed to repeal the requirement for written cautions to patients whose mammograms show unusual density.)

Though her daughter survived, Rose died of a heart attack following two “doctor’s decision” hospital releases, and her husband’s wrongful-death lawsuit against Stutts and others reached a settlement in 2005.

WORLD’S GREATEST LAWYER A man in Mios, France, fired from his job several years ago, and who had been receiving unemployment benefits, suddenly found himself being dunned by the national labor agency when a tribunal finally ruled in the employer’s favor and ordered the man’s benefits paid back. The agency ordered the man’s current employer to garnish his paycheck of the equivalent of $160-$210 per week–until, according to a March report on Paris’s The Local, he hired a certain (unnamed) lawyer. The labor agency’s new order requires the current employer, instead, to garnish the pay by one centime (about a penny) a month for the next 26,126 years.

WAIT, WHAT? In March, two men serving time for anti-gay murders became the first same-sex couple allowed to get married behind bars in Britain, at the Full Sutton Prison in East Yorkshire. The romance blossomed after the two men (Marc Goodwin, 31, serving life, and pedophile Mikhail Gallatinov, 40, who is eligible for release sooner) met at the prison library, and the wedding party included four relatives of the two killers.

THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? In January, the principal of W.F. Burns Middle School in Valley, Alabama, sent home a letter to parents with her suggestions on how to train students in the event an active shooter breaks into the

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE Dan Kennedy of Salt Lake City was driving to work on March 31 when a large bag fell off of the truck in front of him, and, for traffic safety, he stopped to move it from the road–and discovered it contained about 75 pounds’ worth of U.S. currency (about $22,000) in a plastic bag marked with the name of the Brinks armored truck company. The bag remained sealed (any tear could have produced “leakage” weakening Brinks’ claims on the loose money), and Kennedy dutifully contacted state troopers and handed it over. He sounded perplexed when Brinks immediately sent him a $5,000 gift check. “Why would I get anything for that?” “Almost anyone,” he said, would have done what he did.

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Watergirl HOW TATIANA HOWARD AND THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT IS REVOLUTIONIZING SPORTING EVENTS FOR WOMEN ON MAUI AND AROUND THE WORLD

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or Tatiana Howard, it’s all about being on the water. The refreshing breath of new life that she enjoys every time she jumps in the ocean. She’s spent half her life surfing, and virtually all of her adult life organizing the non-competitive Butterfly Effect event for women on Maui. The first one took place on the North Shore and involved 10 women. Last year’s event brought out more than 400, and dozens of similar events have since taken place around the world.

On the afternoon of Friday, Apr. 10, I sat down with Howard at Paia Pay Coffee on the North Shore to find out why noncompetitive events are so important to her, and where she gets the energy and inspiration to do the incredible amount of work required to put them on:

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How long have you been surfing?

When I was 14, I got into surfing and wind surfing. Then kite board surfing. Stand up paddling wasn’t even around. I love to do it all–when it’s windy, not windy; when there’s surf, or no surf. I’m not like a professional standup paddler, but I’m more like a water girl. I’m a sponsored windsurfer.

The ocean makes me feel so good to be out there: rejuvenated, refreshed.You can restart

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whenever you jump in the water. All these sports are good for that.

butterfly flew by us. So we called it the Butterfly Effect.

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Who inspires you? Why?

Many people inspire me. I’m inspired by people doing what they love, doing what they love with a good kind attitude, doing what they love that gives back to the world. My family is supportive and inspires me by their love, kindness, health and experience. My yoga and dance teachers inspire me and remind me of how important it is to take care of myself so that I can best live and offer my dreams to the world without getting drained and exhausted. Everyday is practice.

My water sport friends inspire me as well from Ho‘okipa Beach and all across the world, always keeping each other motivated to be out in the water having fun and progressing.

Q: A:

How did the name “Butterfly Effect” come about?

When we first came up with the name, the scientific theory wasn’t part of it. It was about windsurfing sails, kite sails–I always thought they looked like butterfly wings. I’ve always called them butterfly wings.

Ten of us did a non-competitive event in 2007. What do we call it? we asked.

We were sitting there in Hookipa, and a

How old are you ?

Twenty-eight.

So that means back in 2007 you were…

I was 19 when I started. I grew up in Kula and now live on the North Shore. My dad originally came out here. I have three older brothers. They’re all into sports, but it’s funny that out of my family, I was the one to take windsurfing serious and go out on the world tour.

Q: A:

Why do non-competitive events?

A non-competitive event? It was unheard of in 2007, especially for girls. People said, “Girls don’t even do these sports.” Yes, they do.

I think that’s why it’s grown so much–windsurfing. People come here from all around the world to windsurf. It’s such a tight little community. I was doing this windsurfing tour but I didn’t like the competitive side. But no one would sponsor me if I wasn’t in a contest.

I do sports for enjoyment. If I’ve had a stressful day, I go windsurf and my mind is clear. I’m

totally submerged in nature, and I don’t have to worry about being judged. Sure, it feels good to win, but if I lost I didn’t really care. I like how contests bring people together, so why not have an event that still brings everyone together but doesn’t bring anyone down?

Q: A:

Were you ever under pressure to compete and win?

In the past competitions, sometimes I won, sometimes I lost, but either way it wasn’t 100 percent satisfying to me. I wasn’t raised to be competitive with surfing or other sports but that seems to be a normal route most athletes take when they start improving.

When I became a professional rider, I was stoked and the competition part was new to me. When I started traveling internationally to compete and saw many people do these sports just for competition, it was a whole new serious concept that I didn’t really get into. It isn’t that I didn’t care because who doesn’t want to do good and win, but it was a short lived thrill and wasn’t a long lasting reward for me.

Competitions are hard because you have to go out when conditions might not be the best and it is luck if you get a nice wave in the short amount of time you are given. When I go out and free-sail or surf, and the conditions just happened to be perfect, catching waves and being encouraged and to be able to share the

It didn’t start as a standup paddling event. It started as a down-winder, from Hookipa to Kanaha. And whatever sport we wanted - windsurf, kite. There was one stand-up paddler. It was a big, old tandem board. We were like, “What are you doing?”

Q: A:

What’s that?

June 21. People can sign up online. It’s a benefit for Boarding for Breast Cancer. All people who’ve contacted me to do an event that I’ve had to say no to can be a part of this. It will cover the globe and take place on the summer solstice. Hopefully we’ll have girls in Hookipa stand up paddling and surfing on the Southside. There will be different levels to inspire and teach and ride together. It might take a little while for it to take off.

It’s about inspiring women to get together and give back for a cause. Last year we did native tree planting with the Plant A Wish Foundation. They planted a native tree for every participant. It just keeps building and expanding into different places.

Q: A:

What do you think women who take part get out of these events?

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There were like 25 girls in 2008. Every year it kept doubling. In 2008, it went to Brazil. Now it’s 30 events in 18 countries.

The year before last, we kept saying there was no way there would be more than 250 girls paddling. Last year on Maui, we had over 400 girls. We’ll see what happens this year.

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Now I suppose putting these things on requires a lot of work…

A lot of work is required. Permitting, organizing, getting sponsors, getting supplies… Permitting is so hard. You turn in the application in October and you don’t get it back until a month before. You need one for Baldwin, one for Kanaha and a water permit. To get those I have to turn in a bunch of different plans, with maps. I do all that stuff.

In the past, it’s all been me and my family and friends. So much work. And there were days when I’d say, “Oh my God, I can’t do it,” but then something happens that shows me it wants to happen. I’m not forming it, I’m just guiding it. It’s naturally just getting bigger.

Every day I learn tons of stuff. And it’s not just this one, but seven other international events, too: Portugal, Spain, Italy, the Dominican Republic, Lake Tahoe, Brazil. I’m trying to do one in Tahiti. Then there’s International Day…

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Everyone kind of takes something different. Many girls are inspired to do better in the sport, or pick up a new sport.

Or train harder. Some pro riders come back to share their passion. Some women paddle for those who can’t paddle. Some just want to do something community-minded. Everyone has their own take on it. ■

It certainly seems to be growing.

Q: A:

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Q: A:

Tell me about the first event, back in 2007.

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awesome conditions with friends on that water, that’s fulfilling to me. I leave the beach with a smile from the inside out and go into town with a fresh, fun energy to share with others.

The Butterfly Effect event is like this for me, too. It’s a time to be together as group, encourage one another, leave all competition or comparison out, and just enjoy nature and community. We are all winners! Not only are we all winners, but when we support each other to accomplish a goal, a lot of confidence, appreciation and smiles come out from it.

Back in 2007 when I started this noncompetitive water sport event, many people and sponsors didn’t know what to think of it, but it quickly caught on and now there are many non-competitive events that help fundraise for needed causes. I love to see events and gatherings that celebrate and help each other instead of compete against one another.

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My morning coffee habit has lately been getting tempted by lots of new delicious pastries at Wailuku Coffee Company. Coconut chocolate chip scones, Nutella cheesecakes, vegan whoopie pie, blueberry crumble and fudgey brownies. I asked the owners Megan Kanekoa and Jackie Goring what was up.

“We hired a new baker and she is awesome!” said Kanekoa.

Her name is Katarina Kress, and she’s currently finishing her associates degree in Baking and Culinary Arts at the Maui Culinary Academy.

“I want to be creative so I’m always cooking up new ideas,” she says. “Some people come in and order the same scone everyday–which, by the way, you can make requests for. But it’s kinda nice that feeling that you’re excited to try something new and have that item become the favorite. Or that feeling you get when something comes back that you’ve been waiting for.”

Kress has her base recipes, then sees what ingredients they have in the kitchen and creates new flavor combinations daily.

“I love making bread,” says Kress. “I do a savory pull-

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Kress says Goring stocks the best quality ingredients in the kitchen and that’s the secret to why they’re so good.

“I try to keep it diverse,” says Kress. “I make gluten-free, vegan and paleo, so no matter what dietary restriction you might have, there are options for everyone. My favorite thing to make right now is blueberry crumb cakes, and I’m loving the chocolate tarts I made. What I do is try a flavor like, say, Nutella, and make one item like scones with it.

Then if people are loving it and it’s selling well, I’ll make another Nutella item like cheesecake, and then a muffin. I keep mixing it up.”

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Wong served this Vietnamese ground lamb salad in a lettuce cup, and paired it beautifully with Daniel Vincent’s Cucumber Cooler, a cocktail infused with cinnamon, pineapple, cilantro and Chinese Five Spice. Wong says she loves to utilize the lamb raised on Ni’ihau, and thought this would be the perfect dish for the cocktail.

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MAUI SWAP MEET HAS GREAT CREPES

Massimo Trombini and Joe Caccamo

Though not completely unknown on Maui, crepes aren’t your usual island fare. That’s why I was happy to stumble across the Massimo Crepes and Verdleaf Juice food truck at the Maui Swap Meet. Joe Caccamo and Massimo Trombini are there every Saturday making an incredible selection of savory and sweet crepes, baked goods and Trombini’s green juice, known as Verdleaf.

“Massimo and I worked at Capische? together for a while, and he asked me to come work his crepe truck, too,” says Caccamo. So Caccamo works the front, taking orders and filling drinks, while Trombini spins out crepes in the back.

One recent morning I watched Trombini put together a savory breakfast crepe. After spraying the perfectly round and flat iron, he poured batter from a plastic gallon container, then spread the batter out with a little tool that looks like a squeegee. Then he scrambles an egg over the top and cooks it along with the crepe. Cheese, ham, and bacon come next, with some avo thrown in, too.

When it’s sufficiently cooked, he flipped it in half like a quesadilla and then once more for a quarter fold. The crepe was giant and took up my whole plate.

Their menu is as big as their crepes. The breakfast crepes include eggs and cheese, but they also have savory lunch crepes. Of course, they also offer sweet crepes like lilikoi blueberry compote or Nutella banana. All the crepes range from $6.50 to $10, and can be made gluten-free if you ask.

Trombini’s Verdleaf green juice is made with parsley, lemongrass and ginger honey. At the swap meet, you can pick up cups of it for between $3.50 and $5.50.

One of Caccamo’s passions is baking, so he also supplies the food truck with pastries like chocolate chip cookies with mint or peanut butter cups and little brown butter blueberry tarts.

They’re trying to join the Kihei Town Party and Caccamo says they are playing with other recipes like perhaps offering freshly made pasta. For now, catch their crepes every Saturday at the Maui Swap Meet.■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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This Weeks Picks FRIDAY, APR. 24 MAKANA – The Maui Arts and Cultural Center Solo Session Series is presenting Makana at the Yokouchi Pavilion.

The acclaimed slack key guitarist continues to evolve his sound as well as his fan base. Rooted in traditional Hawaiian slack key, Makana’s sound fuses blues, rock and bluegrass.

Indulge in two full sets of his musical talent. $27 GA; $47 Premium. 6pm gates open. 7:30pm show. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Shane Drew

MONTESSORI SCHOOL OF MAUI DINNER PROJECT – Montessori School of Maui is inviting you to the dinner table. Guests will be treated to a four-course meal and wine pairing created by Chef Gary Johnson (the former chef of Ka‘ana Kitchen and Capische?) and sommelier Greg Shepherd. The evening will feature detailed instruction and ingredient explanation as well as a first taste of the new Joe’s Nuevo Latino Restaurant menu. All the proceeds will benefit Montessori School of Maui’s keiki. $175. 6-9pm. Montessori School (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), Momi.org. Photo courtesy Momi.org

FRIDAY, APR. 24 ‘SHOYU ON RICE’ – Honolulu’s Kumu Kahua Theatre presents Scot Izuka’s Shoyu on Rice this Friday and Saturday (Apr. 24 & 25) at the MACC. Set in the mid 1980s, the play takes place at an all-boys school and unravels the dynamic between Hawaii’s Pidgin English and an outsider’s adjustment period. Will the Kansas native learn to navigate the cultural differences between her and her students as well as her future husband’s Japanese-American family? $28. 7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Kumu Kahua Theatre

MAUI HAWAIIAN STEEL GUITAR FESTIVAL – The seventh annual Maui Hawaiian Steel Guitar Festival is returning to the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel. It runs this Friday through Sunday.

Headliners include Alan Akaka, Jeff Au Hoy, Bobby Ingano, Ross Kaaa, Joel Katz and Geri Valdriz. Bring your own instruments for open jam sessions, partake in lei making and shake your hips during hula lessons. Kathy Collins will serve as the Mistress of Ceremonies. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.) Mauisteelguitarfestival.com. Photo of Joel Katz courtesy Maui Steel Guitar Facebook page

SATURDAY, APR. 25 STORY TIME SATURDAY – Explore the shores with your keiki this Saturday, Apr. 25, during Maui Ocean Center’s Story & Craft hour. Recommended for keiki ages 3-12, an Ocean Naturalist will share a story followed by an ocean-themed activity. Meet at the Hawaiians and the Sea exhibit. Included with Aquarium Admission.

11:30am. Maui Ocean Center (192 Ma’alaea Rd.), e nter.com. Photo courtesy Maui Ocean Mauioceancenter.com. ook page Center Facebook

‘COWSPIRACY’ – Down to Earth Maui is screening the feature-length documentary Cowspiracy: The Sustainability Secret. The film concerns large-scale factory farming and its effect on our environment.

Be warned: the filmmakers lift the veil on considerable deforestation, extinction and loss. Free. 7pm.

Down to Earth (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808947-3249, Downtoearth.org. Photo courtesy Cowspiracy’s Facebook page

SATURDAY, APR. 25 CARDEN ACADEMY JAMBOREE – Carden Academy of Maui invites you to a cozy country night out this Saturday, Apr. 25, at Oskie Rice Polo Field. Grab your paniolo boots and bring your appetite for a BBQ dinner by Three’s Bar & Grill. There will also be dancing under the stars to Country Knights. Shop the silent auction and enjoy cocktails by local celebrity bartender Jimmy Shoemaker. Proceeds will benefit Carden’s Pre-K program and scholarship fund. Get a sitter because the party is 21 and over only. $100. 5-11pm. Oskie Rice Arena (Olinda Road, Makawao); 808-573-6651, Cardenmaui.org.

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ST. ANTHONY FUN DAZE BAZAAR – Support St. Anthony Grade School this Saturday, Apr. 25, during its annual Fun Daze Bazaar. The day features ono grinds, including St. Joseph’s malasadas, laulau, chow fun and tacos. Stroll the country store and shop the silent and live auctions and rummage sale. Keiki can participate in games and facepainting. 9am-8pm. St. Anthony Grade School (1627A Mill St., Wailuku); 808-244-4976, Sagsmaui.com. Photo courtesy Sagsmaui.com

SATURDAY, APR. 25 THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT – Calling all wahine to pick up your paddles for the ninth annual Butterfly Effect. Participants will paddle non-competitively from Baldwin Beach to Kanaha Beach Park (see ‘Watergirl,” page 10, for more info). A portion of net proceeds will benefit Boarding For Breast Cancer. $40 in advance; $60 beach entry.

Betheeffect.com. Photo: Ashley Baxter

EAST MAUI TARO FESTIVAL – The 23rd annual East Maui Taro Festival lands in Hana this Saturday and Sunday. The two-day festival features hands-on demonstrations including poi-pounding, lauhala-weaving and kapa-making. There will also be food booths and a farmers’ market. Sunday will include a kalo pancake breakfast, Lo‘i excursion and garden tours. Times Vary. Hana Ballpark, Tarofestival.org. Photo of taro growing in Keanae: Forest & Kim Starr/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, APR. 25 HAIKU HO‘OLAULE‘A – The 22nd annual Haiku Ho‘olaule‘a and Flower Festival returns this Saturday, Apr. 25 to the Haiku Community Center. Complete with live entertainment, food, an artisan marketplace, keiki zone and more, the day-long festival will feature the event’s famous bake sale and bloom design contests. Proceeds will benefit local youth education programs, activities and enrichment.

Don’t forget to hashtag your social media photos with #PeaceLoveHaiku. Free. 9am-4:30pm. Haiku Community Center (Hana Highway at Pilialoha Street, Haiku), Haikuhoolaulea.org.

Photo courtesy Haiku Ho‘olaule‘a

SUNDAY, APR. 26

SPECIAL MOVIE SCREENING – The Mill House’s Brew SPE Vie series presents a special movie screening this week& View end end. "Licensing agreements" prohibit them from naming the mo movie, but it involves a guy searching for a lost ark. Bring yyour blankets & beach chairs. Before the show, poke, Mill H House hot dogs, organic popcorn and more will be available for purchase. All ages welcome. Free. Food 6pm, Movie 8pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-270-0333, Mauitropicalplantation.com. Photo: Wikipedia

MONDAY, APR. 27 AIPONO AWARDS – Maui No Ka Oi is presenting the 2015 ‘Aipono Restaurant Awards at the Sheraton Maui Resort. It’s an evening honoring distinguished restaurant and hospitality professionals, with Maui locals and visitors alike having voted on the award recipients (Chef of the Year will be voted on by fellow chefs).

The Gala reception will feature fine wines, innovative food stations and entertainment. Proceeds will benefit the Maui Culinary Academy. $60-185. 5:30pm. Sheraton Maui Resort (2605 Ka’anapali Pkwy.) 808-242-8331, Mauimagazine.net/aipono.

Photo courtesy Maui No Ka Oi

COMMUNITY BLOOD DRIVE – Running Monday through Thursday, the Blood Bank of Hawaii will set up shop at King Kekaulike High School (Monday), The Walter Cameron Center (Tuesday & Wednesday) and UH Maui College (Thursday) for another round of Maui Community Blood Drives. Patrons 18+, in good health, with a valid ID with birth date and willing hearts are invited to donate to save lives. Prior to arriving, please confirm times and locations. 1-800372-9966, BBH.org. Photo courtesy BBH

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

The Monkeys Disney Nature’s ‘Monkey Kingdom’ is another winner ★★★★★ Rated G / 81 Min.

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n Sri Lanka, a kingdom lays deserted, devoid of humans but inhabited by creatures of the wild. Among them, tribes of monkeys rule the landscape, establishing hierarchies and family units.

We hone in on a single mother, Mya, who must endure the elements, raise her newborn and find daily rations of food for her and her son to survive.

The latest release from the Disney Nature, which annually releases family-friendly nature documentaries around Earth Day, is yet another treat worth seeing on the big screen. These may have brief running times (this one is 81-minutes long) and offer the expected load of “cute” animal footage, but they’re also accessible documentary films, painstakingly shot in exotic locations, that will fill children with wonder and a possible desire to become a veterinarian.

Tina Fey’s narration is warm and reserved, not overly jokey or obtrusive. Celebrity narrators in the past either nailed the assignment by not pushing too hard or wore out their welcome by bombarding the audio with cornball

jokes. Fey sounds like she’s reading her lines as a bedtime story, which is just right.

The best of the Disney Nature films is still Chimpanzee, in which we see an elder chimp adopt a stranded three-month old. I’ve never forgotten the old chimp taking the young orphan as his own and saving his life by being his guardian.

These movies may be cobbled together from existing footage, with “stories” possibly shaped in the editing room.Yet, there’s no denying the power of the imagery. Monkey Kingdom can’t trump Chimpanzee (and, as fine a job as Fey does, it’s not the perfect merging of bear-like John C. Reilly and Bears last year), it offers many scenes that are wowinducing, delightful and wonderful.

There’s a bunch of stand-out sequences, one after another, that provide some incredible sights. A swarm of termites that overcomes the kingdom and provides the monkeys (and even some efficient scorpions) with a food supply is an awesome sight. The visual of the termites overwhelming every frame of the monkey kingdom seriously reminded me of the famous locust sequence from Days of Heaven (I mean this as a high compliment).

There’s also the remarkable footage of the

Sweet! Road trip!

monkeys swimming for food (and even eating their meal under water!). The sequence that will likely be remembered best is when Mya, her son and a group of monkeys encounter an empty school that has been set up for a child’s birthday celebration. The monkeys crash the party, ransacking every inch of food in sight, before the children return; watching them flee the scene of the crime, multitudes of monkeys with food stuffed in their cheeks, is hilarious. At the very least, watching the tender relationship between Mya and her boy is endlessly fascinating.

While this is appropriate for older children, the younger ones may find some of this distressing. While there’s no on-screen violence, a quarrel between monkey groups results in a number of them appearing bloodied and wounded.

An especially affecting moment occurs

when a cluster of monkeys discover that one of their own has died. These scenes are admirably in plain view and have a real dramatic power to them.

The one touch I really didn’t like was the inclusion of a cover version of Salt N’ Pepa’s “Whatta Man” during the introduction of Mya’s suitor. It’s the only wrong-headed touch in a film with soaring imagery and such mesmerizing subjects. On the other hand, Harry GregsonWilliams’ score is beautiful and the use of the theme song to The Monkees in the introduction couldn’t be more perfect.

I thoroughly enjoyed this and look forward to their selection for next year. I suggest Kittens, narrated by Steve Martin. For now, I’ll do my own narration for Maltese, currently being filmed in my living room. ■

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Film

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) The Age Of Adaline- PG13- FRI-SAT 11:25 2:00 4:45 7:25 10:00, SUN-THU 11:25 2:00 4:45 7:25 Home-PG- THU 11:45 2:45 5:00 7:15, FRI-SAT 11:45 2:45 5:00 7:15 9:45, SUN-THU 11:45 2:45 5:00 7:15 Monkey Kingdom-PG- THU 11:15 1:30 3:30 5:30 7:30, FRI-SAT 11:15 1:30 3:30 5:30 7:30 9:30, SUN-THU 11:15 1:30 3:30 5:30 7:30 Unfriended-R- THU 11:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 7:00 8:00, FRI-SAT 11:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 7:00 9:15, SUN-THU 11:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 7:00 You’re My Boss-NR- THU 11:00 1:45 4:25 7:00, FRI-SAT 11:00 1:45 4:25 7:00 9:50, SUN-THU 11:00 1:45 4:25 7:00 Little Boy-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:30 2:15 5:00 7:40 10:00, SUN-THU 11:30 2:15 5:00 7:40 Danny Collins-R- THU 10:40 1:00 3:20 5:40 Get Hard-R- THU 11:30 2:15 4:45

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Met Opera: Cavalleria Rusticana-NR- SAT 12:30, WED 6:30 (encore) The Water Diviner-NR- FRI-SAT (1:20 4:20) 7:30 10:30, SUN (1:20) 4:20 7:30 10:30, MON-WED (1:20 4:20) 7:30 10:30, THU (1:20 2:50) 7:40 9:40 Child 44-R- FRI (11:20 1:40 4:50) 7:20 9:50, SAT (11:20 1:40) 4:50 7:20 9:50, SUN (11:20 1:40) 4:50 7:20 10:30, FRI-SAT (1:30 3:30) 7:00 9:20, SUN (1:30) 3:30 7:00 9:20, MON-TUE (1:30 3:30) 7:00 9:20, WED (1:30 3:30) 7:10 9:20, THU (1:30 3:30) 7:10 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2-PG- FRI (11:20 11:40 2:10 2:40 4:40 5:10) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, SATSUN (11:20 11:40 2:10 2:40) 4:40 5:10 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, FRI (11:20 2:10 4:30) 7:40 10:10, SAT

NEW THIS WEEK THE AGE OF ADALINE - PG13 - Drama/ Romance - A young woman considers trading her immortality for a man. 110 min.

EX MACHINA - R - Sci-Fi/Drama - A young programmer gets to, um, “evaluate” the human qualities of a beautiful female android.

Awwwww yeaaaaaaah. 108 min.

LITTLE BOY - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - A boy wants to do anything possible to end World War II so his dad can come home. 100 min.

MET OPERA: CAVALLERIA RUSTICANA/PAGLIACCI - NR - Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform two classic Italian operas. 185 min.

THE WATER DIVINER - R - War/Drama - A psychic Australian travels to Turkey at the end of World War I to find out the fates of his three sons, lost during the battle of Gallipoli. Directed by and starring Russell Crowe. 111 min.

NOW PLAYING CHILD 44 - R - Drama/Thriller - A disgraced military policeman investigates a series of child murders in Stalin’s Soviet Union. Stars Noomi Rapace, Tom Hardy and Gary Oldman. 137 min.

THURS | 4/23

THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK JOHNSTONE & LENNY CASTELLANOS

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The Divergent Series: Insurgent-PG13- 2D THU (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:40, FRI-SAT (12:50 3:40) 6:30 9:30, SUN (12:50) 3:40 6:30 9:30, MON-WED (12:50 3:40) 6:30 9:30, THU (12:50 3:40)

True Story-R- THU (2:20) 4:50 8:00 9:50, FRI-SAT (11:50 1:00 4:30) 6:40 10:00, SUN (11:50 1:00) 4:30 6:40 10:00, MON-TUE (11:50 1:00 4:30) 6:40 10:00, WED-THU (11:50 1:00 4:40) 6:40 10:10

Cinderella-PG- THU (1:50 4:30) 7:10 10:40, FRISAT (11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:30, SUN (2:20) 5:00 7:40 10:30, MON-WED (11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:30, THU (11:40 2:20 5:00)

Ex Machina-R- FRI-SAT (12:50 3:50) 7:00 10:00, SUN (12:50) 3:50 7:00 10:00, MON-WED (12:50 3:50) 7:00 10:00, THU (12:50 3:50) 6:40 10:20

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) (Showtimes were partially unavailable at press time. Please call the theater for more info)

FEATURING EMBASSY OF JOY (GRETCHEN RHODES & MARASCO) & SICKNICKLES (DAVIELLE BAUR & NICK SICKLES)

The Longest Ride-R- THU (11:20 1:50) 4:50 10:30, FRI (11:20 1:30 4:30) 6:50 10:20, (1:30 4:50) 6:50 10:40, SUN (11:20 1:30) 6:50 10:20, MON-TUE (11:20 1:30 4:30) 10:20, WED (11:20 1:30 4:40) 6:50 10:30, (11:20 1:30 4:30) 6:50 9:10 10:30

7:30 SAT 4:30 6:50 THU

The Longest Ride-PG13- THU (12:30 3:30) 6:45 Furious 7-PG13- THU (12:30 3:45) 7:00

THE DIVERGENT SERIES: INSURGENT - PG-13 - Adventure/Sci-Fi - A girl of destiny fights inner demons as she takes on the powerful alliance that controls her society. 119 min.

FURIOUS 7 - PG13 - Action/Thriller - A heartwarming tale of revenge and muscle cars. Stars Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson and the late Paul Walker. 137 min.

HOME - PG - Animation - An alien escapes its homeworld and lands on Earth, where it makes friends with a cute kitty cat. Voices by Rihanna, Jim Parsons and Steve Martin. 94 min.

THE LONGEST RIDE - PG13 - Drama/Romance - An old man, trapped in a car crash, thinks back on a lost love. 139 min.

MONKEY KINGDOM - G - Documentary - Tina Fey narrates this Disney Nature documentary about a monkey family. See this week’s film review 81 min.

PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 - R - Action/ Comedy - Mall Cop Paul Blart goes to Vegas with his teenage daughter. 94 min.

TRUE STORY - R - Drama/Thriller - A disgraced reporter meets an accused killer who’s

TOLO

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9PM • $10 COVER

SAT | 4/25

9PM • $10 COVER

SUN | 4/26

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MON | 4/27

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM

7PM-10PM • NO COVER

TUES | 4/28

TEX MEX TUESDAY WITH HOWARD AHIA 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

Woman In Gold-PG13- THU (1:20) 4:00, FRI (11:20 2:00 4:40) 7:20 10:10, SAT (11:20 2:20 4:40) 7:20 10:10, SUN (2:00) 4:40 7:20 10:10, MON-WED (11:20 2:00 4:40) 7:20 10:10, THU (11:20 2:00 4:40) 10:10

CINDERELLA - PG - Drama/Adventure - You know the story: hot chick, evil step-sisters, dashing adventurer in the woods. 112 min.

FRI | 4/24

Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2- PG- THU (1:00 4:00) 6:30

Furious 7-PG13- THU (11:20 11:50 12:20 12:50 3:10) 3:40 4:10 6:30 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:10 10:40, FRI-SAT (12:30 1:00 3:40 4:10) 6:40 7:10 9:50 10:20, SUN (12:30 1:00) 3:40 4:10 6:40 7:10 9:50 10:20, MON-WED (12:30 1:00 3:40 4:10) 6:40 7:10 9:50 10:20, THU (11:30 12:30 3:40 4:40) 5:40 7:10 9:20

While We’re Young-R- THU (11:20 2:20) 4:50 7:50 10:40, FRI (11:20 2:20 4:50) 7:20 10:10, SAT (11:20 4:50) 7:20 10:10, SUN (11:20 2:20) 4:50 7:20 10:10, MON-TUE (11:20 2:20 4:50) 7:20 10:10, WED-THU (11:20 2:20)

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

WED | 4/29

RANDALL ROSPOND

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Ex Machina opens this week

assumed his identity. Stars Jonah Hill and James Franco. 100 min.

UNFRIENDED - R - Horror - A mysterious force haunts a group of friends in an online chat room. 82 min.

WHILE WE’RE YOUNG - R - Comedy/Drama - A middle-aged couple (Naomi Watts, Ben Stiller) goes nuts when a young couple enters their lives. 97 min.

WOMAN IN GOLD - PG13 - Drama - A Jewish refugee (Helen Mirren) fights with the Austrian government to get artwork returned to her family. 109 min.

YOU’RE MY BOSS - NR - Comedy/Romance - Pong (Coco Martin) begins to charm Georgina (Toni Gonzaga), his boss at a marketing firm who’s using social media to stalk her old flame. Running time unknown.

LAST CHANCE DANNY COLLINS - R - Comedy/Drama - An old rock star (Al Pacino) changes everything he discovers that John Lennon wrote to him 40 years before. 106 min.

GET HARD - R - Comedy - A millionaire (Will Ferrell) gets sentenced to San Quentin, so he gets help from an ex-con (Kevin Hart). 100 min.

MAKANA

BY MOONLIGHT FRI APR 24 McCoy 7:30 pm Culture clash in the classroom!

KUMU KAHUA THEATRE in

SHOYU ON RICE

FRI-SAT APR 24-25 McCoy 7:30 pm Uplifting music from Africa!

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REFUGEE ALL-STARS THU APR 30 Castle 7:30 pm

CAZIMERO ‘OHANA LEI DAY CONCERT RAIATEA HELM FRI MAY 1 Castle 7:30 pm

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CHAKA KHAN FRI MAY 8 Castle 7:30 pm

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by Alex Mitchell & Dayna Yamasaki

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS FEEL DI VYBZ - Fri, Apr 24. Cruise Upcountry this weekend for another party hosted by Q103’s MC/DJ Irie Dole. This month’s special edition of Feel Di Vybz celebrates with special guest DJ Octagon, visiting from California. Show starts at 9:45pm, $5 cover all night. 21 and over. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com TOLO - Fri, Apr 24. Cruise to the Northshore this weekend for TOLO, with special guest Flat Jackson. Music starts at 9pm, $10 cover at the door.

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); Charleysmaui.com BACKLIGHT BRIGHT WHITE - Sat, Apr 25.

Check out special guest DJ Knowa Lusion (Bay Area-Glitch Hop) this weekend. You’ll want to watch “50 Shades of Neon,” performed by Maui’s Ultraviolets with DJ Lobstah in the mix. Music starts at 9:30pm. $20 cover. 21 and over. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT AFTER-PARTY Sat, Apr 25. Party at one of Maui’s best annual nightlife events of the year. After the Butterfly Effect event during the day, celebrate long into the night with a handful of Maui’s most talented women and some pretty cool North Shore folks. The after-party features music by Embassy of Joy with Gretchen Rhodes and Pio Marasco as well as Sicknickles with Davielle Baur and Nick Sickles. Music starts at 9pm, $10 cover at the door. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); Charleysmaui.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui.$29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 7:30pm. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military prices, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Burnnlove.com BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS - Apr 24-May 10. Set in 1937, Brighton Beach Memoirs is the first chapter of Simon’s immensely popular play trilogy (which includes Biloxi Blues and Broadway Bound) and based on his real life, as related by the 14-year-old fictional version of himself. Neil Simon’s Tony Award-winning play is about laughter, tears and love. $20-40. Fridays & Saturdays 7:30pm. Sundays 3pm. The Historic Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969.

FOODIE JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - (Every 2nd and 4th Sat.) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com

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FARM-TO-TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend.

Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest. Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina.

6-8pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - (Every Sun.) Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com WINE SERIES - (Every Sun.) Uncorked weekly wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Price includes three glasses of wines and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required; please call. $35. 5pm. Cane & Canoe Bar (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681.

PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - (Every Sun & Mon.) Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm.

For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort pali).

Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).

MULE MONDAYS - (Every Mon.) eep $16 Maui Mules, $10 refills. Keep g the copper mug! 8pm. Cow Pig Bun (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-875-8100.

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local artists from all skill levels, Art Maui commemorates its 37th year with featured artist and Hawaii native Sidney Yee. A University of Hawaii at Manoa Masters in Art Education major, Yee’s work has been selected to display at the Hawaii State Foundation Museum. Tuesday-Sunday, 10am-5pm.

Free. Schaefer Gallery, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BOB HOENIG AND VICTORIA WUNDRUM Thru May 3. Bob Hoenig has been working in ceramics on Maui since 1991. His focus is original, functional stoneware pottery with a tropical theme (turtles bowls, sushi plates, platters and tiles). Victoria Wundrum faced her fear of watercolor and was surprised to find it was the way to best express herself, using the combination of control and freedom that happens when you apply water to paper and allow pigment to move as it will. Free. Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111 I LOVE MAUI - Thru April 2015. Art Project Paia presents the annual “I Love Maui” show featuring many artists with pieces highlighting the island of Maui. Art Project Paia (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949 BEAUTY AND INTIMACY - CLOSE TO HOME Thru May 6. Viewpoints Gallery is proud to present their newest exhibition “Beauty and Intimacy–Close To Home” featuring Chelsea Bryce, Joseph Fletcher, Jim Lynch and Casey McLain. Daily 10:30am5pm. Viewpoin Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Ma Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpo Viewpointsgallerymaui.com

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CHRIS LARSON - (Every Thur in Apr.) Chris Larson’s artistic journey began at 13 when she took an art class r. from her oil painter mother. rily Her journey continued merrily rcoal, into watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, hy. Free. graphic design and photography. ery - Hyatt Re10am-1pm. Maui Hands Gallery gency (200 Nohea Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997.

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CHRISTINE WAARA - (Every Friday in Apr.) Christine Waara has taught at the University of Rochester’s Creative Workshop at the Memorial Art Gallery and has conducted workshops and given talks at various art clubs across the country. She currently works part time at Maui Hands art gallery which keeps her connected to customers from all over the world as well as learning about other artists and how they create their art. Free. Noon-4pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Paia (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245 SANDRA GREENBERG - (Every Friday in Apr.) Sandra Greenberg went to Pratt Institute in Brooklyn where she received a PD in Creative Development and Art Therapy. She later pursued educational degrees in Special Education and Supervision. Free. 4:30-7:30pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Lahaina (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898 CHRISTINE HALTON - (Every Wednesday in Apr.) Christine Halton’s eclectic style of expression began as a child and was nurtured throughout her life. Her recent pieces reflect her love of the natural beauty of Maui. Free. 11-4pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Makawao (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008 MEET THE ARTISTS - This week you can talk stories with watercolorist Victoria Wundram on Tuesday and photographer Blake Hill on Wednesday. Free. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com ART MAUI - Thru May 2. Celebrating the work of

10 X 10 EXHIBITION Th May 22. The Hui is Thru e excited to celebrate the o opening of the 10 x 10 Exhibition. This unique show features fascinating works of art in a 10” x 10” format. Daily 9am4 4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Ar Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808572572-6560; Huinoeau.com

MAKER SPACE - Thru May 22. th Hui’s 10 x 10 Exhibition, As part of the th Maker M k Space S the is a place to play, explore and experiment with small-scale artwork. The Maker Space offers many supplies for you to create a small work of art. Visit the Hui front desk to purchase your 4 x 4” board and supplies for a small fee. Daily 9am4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com

TICKETS ON SALE SIERRA LEONE’S REFUGEE ALL-STARS - Th, Apr 30. These singers and musicians are a potent example of the redeeming power of music, and the ability of the human spirit to persevere through unimaginable hardship and emerge with optimism intact. From humble beginnings in West African refugee camps, the All-Stars have matured into one of Africa’s top acts. Tickets are $32 in advance, $42 day of show. 7:30pm. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BROTHERS CAZIMERO - Fri, May 1. The annual tradition of a Maui Lei Day Concert at The MACC with the Brothers Cazimero is always a celebratory event. Enjoy the smooth showmanship, talent and graciousness of the Brothers Cazimero with contemporary Hawaiian music and hula. Island crafters will be on hand with a selection of fragrant lei to make your day. Performance

by Halau Kamaluokaleihulu and Kumu Hula Kahulu Maluo on stage in the Pavilion. Tickets are $12, $28 & $37. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

MAPA SPRING EXTRAVAGANZA - Sat, May 2 & Sun, May 3. Check out three spectacular shows for the entire family. The weekend opens with MAPA’s annual dance recital on Saturday afternoon featuring dancers of all ages strutting their stuff in jazz, tap, glee club, Broadway dance and hip hop.

On Sunday, the ballet recital features 200 MAPA ballerinas in Coppelia, the whimsical story of a budding romance between two villagers and their fascination with their eccentric neighbor Dr. Coppelius and his lifelike mechanical doll. The MOVES dance concert features MAPA’S top dancers presenting extraordinary original choreography with a guest appearance by Maui’s professional dance company “Ampersand.” Tickets are $15. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org CHAKA KHAN - Fri, May 8. Singer-songwriter Chaka Khan’s career has spanned four decades, beginning in the 1970s as the frontwoman and focal point of the funk band Rufus. Often dubbed the “Queen of Funk,” she won 10 Grammys and sold 70 million records in the genres of R&B, jazz, funk, soul, disco and contemporary gospel. Tickets are $35-$125. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘A NIGHT AT THE OPERA’ - Sat, May 9 & Sun, May 10. Maui Choral Arts presents A Night at the Opera. It’s a fun-filled concert of favorite opera choruses under the baton of Artistic Director Gary Shin-Leavitt with pianist Lotus Dancer. This concert will also feature Bob Wills, Jerry Eiting and Lisa Paulson. Two dates: Saturday 7:30pm and Sunday 3pm. Tickets $30 for adults, $15 for ages 18 and under and students w/ ID. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL - Sat, May 16. It’s Maui’s annual tribute to craft brews from Hawaii and beyond VIP Happy Hour starts 2:30pm; Main Event Festival 4-7 pm. Enjoy a leisurely afternoon of craft tasting from 37 breweries with a wide variety of ales and island-style pupu from 26 of the island’s favorite restaurants and caterers, all accompanied by live music with local bands–Free Radicals Projekt, Aloha Bluegrass Band, Pili Wili and Riddum Station. Tickets are $60 advance/ $70 day of, and $110 VIP w/early entry at 2:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org KAWEHI - Thu, May 28. Hawaiian independent artist Kawehi is known across the nation for her live shows as a one-woman band, creating intricate loops via beatboxing, a guitar, a midi keyboard and Ableton Live.

She’s also known for opinionated songwriting, centering her music around social justices. Tickets are $25 advance, and $30 day-of. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org TREVOR HALL - Sat, May 30. Trevor Hall began songwriting and performing when he was 16. He burst into the music scene with the song “Other Ways,” which was featured on the Shrek the Third soundtrack. Hall’s captivating live performances and growing popularity have led to sold out tours across the country as well as touring with such artists as Steel Pulse, The Wailers, Jimmy Cliff, Matisyahu, Michael Franti, Colbie Caillat and SOJA. Opening act: Pat Simmons Jr. Tickets are $30, $45, and $65. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BRIAN REGAN - Sat, May 30. Brian Regan has distinguished himself as one of the funniest comedians in the country. Brian’s non-stop theater tour has visited more than 80 cities each year since 2005 and continues through 2015. The perfect balance of sophisticated writing and physicality,

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

SIN w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

MON-Movies & Games, music at 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/DJ Kurt 10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ #Poundtown, 10pm

Will Hartzag, 7:30-10pm

Johnny Ringo, 7:30-10pm

Dave Carroll, 7:30-10pm

Justin Phillips, 7-9pm

MON-Peter D, TUE-Jazz & The Cat, WED-Benny Uyetake

Feel Di Vybz Dancehall Night w/ DJ Irie Dole and DJ Octagon, $5, 9:45pm

Backlight Brigh Light, 9:30pm, $20

TUE- Willie K & Blues Band, 9pm $10, WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:30pm, no cover

TOLO w. Flat Jackson, $10, 9pm

Butterfly Effect Afterparty 9pm, $10

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag time tba

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

SIN

4th Friday Afterparty

House Music

Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

TUE- Pool League, WED- Pool Tournament

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ L 10pm

DJ L, 10pm

Jordan Cuddy, 8pm

Steve Craig 6-9pm, SIN 9pm

MON-Chad Kaya & Michael Russell, 10pm, TUE- Johnny Ringo, 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa, 10pm

Karaoke, 9pm

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot, 9pm

Soul Kitchen

Houseshakers

Thunder N Lightnin 3:306pm, Scott&Nara, Bar: Steven Edwards

Jazz Sunday Brunch Rick G, Main Bar: Steven Edwards

MON-Rick G, TUE- Thunder N Lightnin, WED-Mark Johnstone

Hi Lytes

Rick G 4-8pm Dat Guyz 9pm

Jah Residentz

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON & TUE- Karaoke 8pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

Maui Humane Society Fundraiser w/ Darren Lee & DJ, 9-11pm

Going Away Party for Steve & Barb Prager, 7:30-10:30pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DRAGONFLY 1063 Lower Main St., Wailuku- 419-6901

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

Brian Regan consistently fills theaters nationwide with fervent fans that span generations. Tickets $56.50. 8pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469; Mauiarts.org; Brianregan.com ‘PA’A KE AUPUNI’ - Sun, May 31. Pa‘a Ke Aupuni is a one-hour animated video history of the Hawaiian Kingdom that provides an overview of important facts and events centered on Hawaii’s complex political history. Q&A will follow the film screening. Tickets are $10. 3pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org DIANA ROSS - Sun, Jun 14 & Mon, Jun 15. With a career spanning more than six decades, it’s inconceivable to think international Superstar Diana Ross has never performed in Hawaii. That will change when her magical live stage production to the Islands in June. The concert, a full theatrical experience, will include breathtaking costumes and stage design, along with her incredible band. Tickets are $75-250. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, APR 23 FREE SPAY, NEUTER OR ZEUTER CLINIC FOR DOGS - Maui Humane Society (MHS) is offering free spay/neuter/zeuter clinic for dogs. In conjunction with Animal Balance, MHS will aim to sterilize 100 dogs per day. Interested dog owners will need to book a morning or afternoon appointment. Serviced dogs will also receive a free microchip, vaccine and county license valued at between $300 and $800. Check the website for a free clinics near you. 808-877-3680; MauiHumaneSociety.org GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm

Karaoke 9pm

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Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, APR 24 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, APR 25 VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, APR 26 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, APR 27 INTRODUCTION TO TAI CHI: WARM UP EXERCISES - These special Tai Chi warm up and stretching exercises work six different parts of your body with two different stretches for each body part.

The Tai Chi for Arthritis Program, which we will be following, was developed by Dr. Paul Lam based on his personal experience of how Tai Chi helped relieve his own osteoarthritis pain. While some Tai

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Chi Forms demand its students complete a complex series of movements with perfect form, Tai Chi for Arthritis simply asks that you do your best and have fun! Free. 10am-11am. Bailey House Museum (2375A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326

average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back.

Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

FREE HULA PERFORMANCE - Center stage at Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. 10:30am. Queen Kaahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325.

VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O’O FARM - Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula) 808-249-8811 ext 1.

VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday.

808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, APR 28 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free.

12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120 FREE SPAY, NEUTER OR ZEUTER CLINIC FOR DOGS - Maui Humane Society (MHS) is offering free spay/neuter/zeuter clinic for dogs. In conjunction with Animal Balance, MHS will aim to sterilize 100 dogs per day. Interested dog owners will need to book a morning or afternoon appointment. Serviced dogs will also receive a free microchip, vaccine and county license valued at between $300 and $800. Check the website for a free clinics near you. 808-877-3680; MauiHumaneSociety.org

WEDNESDAY, APR 29 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning artist every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570

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DJ IRIE DOLE (Q103 FM - MAUI) DJ OCTAGON (CALIFORNIA)

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BLACKLIGHT BRIGHT WHITE

SHOW STARTS AT 9:30PM $20 COVER

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MAY 3, 10AM - 4PM ENTERTAINMENT Marty Dread Homestead Gomega mos Sheron Ramos ne Keaka Sardine Rising Strong Larry Golis Paiva Brothers & Louie Kukaua Mikey Mina The Cousins Taiko Drummers Elle Bega, The 4 of Us Elmo & Sponge Bob & More Great Entertainment!

Crafters, Games, Keiki Kastle Bouncers, Country Store w/produce, Baked Goods, Plants, Jams, Jellies & Pickles FRIDAY & SATURDAY 7pm Valuable Live Auctions SUNDAY Maui Classic Cars Livestock Auction 1pm

DJ KNOWA LUSION (BAY AREA — GLITCH HOP) 50 SHADES OF NEON PERFORMED BY THE ULTRAVIOLETS & DJ LOBSTAH

TUESDAY APRIL 28TH - LAST SHOW OF THE SEASON SHOW STARTS AT 9PM & HIS BLUES BAND $10 COVER

MAY 2, 10AM - 10PM

GREAT FOOD Portuguese soup Teriyaki Chicken Hekka Hamburger Steak Waffle Dog Malasadas French Fries Pork Adobo Mocha/Orange Freezes Nachos & More “Ono Grinds”

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

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April 11 – May 2, 2015 10 AM – 6 PM ~ Maui Mall ~ Artwork made of reused, recycled, or reinvented materials.

Free Entry, Donations Appreciated More info at MalamaMauiNui.org or call 877-2524

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Stef Mariani

Farzad & Mark

Rick Glencross

Guest Local Talent

MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED - Country Herb & Side Effects

Ma’a, 6:30pm

TBA

Ma’a, 6:30pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Movie Trivia w/ Idolene Caudy, 6pm

MON-Trivia w/ Niki Guy, 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Dinner Jazz Music 7-9pm, no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

Live Music 10pm

Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION)

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana).

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm.

Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu.

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm.

Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced

MON- S.I.N. 50% off, 10pm, TUE-DJ Big Mike 10pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com.

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:00pm, no cover

foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei).

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FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

ROWENA’S PRODUCE - Monday-Saturday.

7am-4pm. Corner of Wakea Ave. & Hana Highway.

CAFE CAFE MAUI - Fri, Sunset Session Fridays with Noah & Auggie 4:30-7pm. (129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-283-2739.

ALOHA OPEN MARKET - Wednesday & Saturday. 7am-4pm. (1794 S. Kihei Rd).

MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm.

Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm.

Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2288; Longhis.com.

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CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun Brooks Maguire 4:3010:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala & Alika Nakoka 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Cole Sulenta 7pm; Fri, Maui Underground 7pm;

Sun, Mick Fleetwood Blues Band 7pm; Mon, Rick G 7pm; Tue, Andrew Corradini 7pm; Sat, The House Shakers & Steve Edwards 7pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm.

(744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARDROCK CAFE MAUI - Wed, Live music by Evan Schulman 7:30-10:30pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2578.

HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum & Naiwi Teruya 2pm, Kulewa 6pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am, Ma’a 2pm, Kawika Lum Ho & Friends 6pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2pm, Danyel Alana & Friends 6pm; Sun, Ma’a 2:00pm, Lahui 6pm; Mon, Ma’a 2pm, Derick Sebastian & Damon Parrillo 6pm; Tue, Da Barefoot Warrior 2pm, Will Pohaku 6pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Eric Gilliom Band and Amy Hanaialii 9-11pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

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PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

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You know better, but sometimes you go ahead and make bad choices anyway. Why? Because they’re fun. You know sleeping with that person is a bad move, ultimately—but it doesn’t mean it won’t be a blast. If you’re living in the moment, anyway, doesn’t the richness of the present outweigh the consequences of the future? That’s not always completely the case—but right now it is. Go for it. Make choices based on how much fun you’ll have right away. You can deal with the fallout later. Yes, there will be fallout later, so don’t delude yourself otherwise. But if you can tackle it with the same carefree attitude you’re displaying this week, it won’t be all that bad.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

There’s always going to be at least one asshole who disapproves of you, not only on a personal basis, but drawing (absurdly selectively) from some source of authority to prove his point—that not only is what you are doing personally distasteful to him, it’s just flatout wrong. Screw that asshole. Literally screw him if necessary, with righteous glee. Pointing out how the Bible (or whatever) doesn’t actually prove his point is futile; demonstrating the error of his ridiculous and judgmental ways by showing off how fun yours are, by contrast, is totally the way to go.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You have two choices. You could stay perfectly safe in your iron suit for the time being. But that means abstaining from diving into the deep, scary, and dangerous waters ahead. What will it be, Cancer?

Taking the exciting (if unwise) course and leaving behind your best defenses in order to explore new worlds? Or residing in the comfort and safety of territory you’ve already learnt inside and out, and leaving the exotic and wild terrain to bolder souls? I’m sure you’ve already made up your mind, but just in case you were opting for the tediously tame option, consider this: In less than three months, a vicious storm (that you wouldn’t even feel beneath the waves, incidentally) is likely to come roaring off the sea, rendering your iron armor into an immovable block of rust.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Give me more of everything, please. That’ll be your polite request all week, as you ask the universe to turn up the volume on every instrument you’re hearing or playing. If you were a musician you might ask for more bass, more guitar, more drums, more vocals; in your life you could be demanding more love, more sex, more work, more pay, more respect, more comfort, more adventure.

The best part is, you’re totally in with the sound guy at the mixing board. He’s going to deliver whatever you want, in stereo sound, volume ten.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

You missed a boat over the winter and you’ve been wandering the water’s edge ever since, kicking yourself and wondering if you’ll get another chance to see what’s on the other side. Here it is, lovely. Now you’ll have a second opportunity to board that cruise liner for parts unknown. Don’t miss it again! I don’t care if your bags are packed, if the dog needs to be walked and fed, or if your job hangs in the balance.

These things can be taken care of after the fact. Be on that floating vessel to your future by the end of the week or give up on that dream for good.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

A fist to the face could stop you in your tracks, especially if it catches you by surprise. Thus I’m yelling out this warning, in plenty of time for you to benefit: “Duck!” Especially because this right hook is intended for the guy behind you, I’d prefer you avoided the astrological knock-out.

Just dodging this blow doesn’t mean you get to stay out of the fight altogether, though. In fact, the main reason I’m helping you avoid an instant TKO is so you can do proper battle in the coming weeks. We need your help to fight the good

fight; we’re facing steep odds as it is; without you, we don’t stand a chance.

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You take an awful lot for granted. Maybe you can afford to. Perhaps your innate intensity affords you a certain level of arrogance and assumption. You’re always sure that people will be attracted to you and save a spot in line for you and take care of when you’re sick. Not that you don’t deserve it—but these people you’re unconsciously counting on deserve some occasional recognition as well. Make sure you give it to them this week, because anyone you’re walking all over like carpet will yank themselves out from under you so fast you’ll be on your ass before you get a chance to assume anything.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Some people like to let the screen door slam shut like a shot behind them and hit the ground running.

Others creep from their front steps cautiously, after sending forth house pets as scouts, and scouring weather reports. You’re capable of either, depending on your mood or circumstance. Choosing which this week may have more import than you’d suspect.

Whether you have a fantastically fortuitous time this week or a terribly tedious one could all come down to which bus you catch. Timing is everything. Trust your gut when it says take your time to check the schedule, but also heed it when it says haul ass.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

This week you’re crammed between a barking dog on fire and a hard place, dripping with acid. At least, it might seem that way at first. As long as you don’t panic and get yourself burnt and bitten by the dog or etched and slammed by the barrier behind you, you’ll find that these compressive forces will transmute into better, luckier ones—a loyal hound with passion in his heart just ahead of you and a ladder to better places right behind you. So just hang tight when things look grim; they’ll lighten up as soon as you do.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Have jeweled intentions. Make sure your desires are of the most sparkling and delightful variety. I don’t want to give you advice that limits your humanity, but since your basest, most lame impulses are endowed with extra compulsive force this week, I want to make sure you’re at your best anyway. Curb the worst of yourself for now, the most knee-jerk and reactionary urges within you. Think things through. Consider: what would Gandhi, Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Starhawk, or your greatest hero do? Then do that, instead of the first thing that came to mind on your own.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

May 1st is the modern date of an ancient ritual that’s existed, in one form or another, all the way back into human prehistory: Beltane, or the Rites of Spring.

Radical Faeries, Pagans and Wiccans worldwide dance, screw, and wield chaos magick around Maypoles, and perform their own versions of a celebration of sorts. That’s powerful. Tap into that, or if that’s not your cup of mojo, sink a root deep into something old that people have been up to for ages. You’ll not only learn something about yourself you never knew (good or bad) you’ll gain at least two of the following: a new friend, stimulating competition, an unprecedented magic power, or the first seed of your next big chapter.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

It’s a good week to count on a long-standing alliance with a dear old friend. Sorry for the boring horoscope, but sometimes just knowing you’re going to have a blast with your best oldest bud can be just as useful as knowing you’re going to get laid or fall in a hole and break your knees. So don’t sweat risking it all or wading into waters over your head just to find a good time. You don’t need to wander far from the fold for your fun this week; just call one of the numbers you know by heart.

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