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WEED WAR Before everyone busts out the bongs to (medically) celebrate, it’s worth noting the dangerous flaws in the bill HB 321 as written (Coconut Wireless, May 14, 2015). The potential for an excessively bureaucratic, corporate, and not-chill pot system lies mainly in the dispensary licensing process. It is something to be aware of as we move forward if we hope to be progressive rather than oppressive. The bill, by allowing only four dispensaries in the entire County of Maui, limits licensing to the detriment of the free market and consumer choice. With less retail dispensaries than Motor Vehicle offices and more security than a pharmacy or liquor store, imagine a sterile and monopolized

marijuana access system. Only a scared legislator would expect the department of health to know weed better than consumers and trust the director of health to choose the winners of licenses.

To make licenses even more exclusive, the bill limits applicants by requiring a $5,000 non-refundable application fee, with an additional $75,000 due upon licensing. Further, the bill requires applicants to be able to show that they have $1,000,000 in available funds in the bank, plus $100,000 for each dispensary. Combine that entry fee with a lack of language stipulating transparency of the licensing process and a requirement that applicant entities be merely 51 percent Hawaii residents, and we have an invitation for big business and inside connections to take over a business/industry/craft that should be for the people. Each pot licensee is granted two “production centers,” which is frightening not only in name but when one visualizes what that would mean as far as the industrialization of marijuana cultivation and the likelihood that Maui sun would be judged too much of a security risk for so many plants, in favor of industrial warehouses and large scale agri-business practices.

While the law could prove better than nothing, hopefully these vulnerable parts of the bill are amended before the corrupting influence of money makes it impossible.

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DANCE BILL CLOSE TO BECOMING LAW After something like a decade of earnest testimony and moneyless lobbying, it looks like the Maui Dance Advocates may finally win their fight to force the Maui County Department of Liquor Control to define “dancing.”

For many years, the LC has forced liquor licensees to regulate where and when customers may dance. And they’ve done so without ever defining the word “dancing” (or apparently understanding the irony of a department tasked with regulating alcohol even bothering about a subject like dancing).

But now this might just change, because the bill SB 868–introduced by a slew of senators including Maui’s own J. Kalani English, Roz Baker and Gil KeithAgaran–has passed both the state Senate and House of Representatives.

The bill does two things, according to Conference Committee Report No. 15 on the bill: • “Authorize each county liquor commission to regulate dancing on licensed premises” • “Require each county liquor commission that chooses to regulate dancing to adopt or

GABBARD RIPS USA FREEDOM ACT So last week, this column reported that Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–Hawaii, was really steamed about the National Security Agency’s surveillance of Americans’ phone records

haul U.S. surveillance law.” She also said the “USA Freedom Act”–a measure that would overturn aspects of the so-called Patriot Act, which expires next month–would “take further steps toward real reform that protects our civil liberties and increases transparency.”

That sounds like Gabbard–at least on May 7–supported the USA Freedom Act. Which is why I was somewhat surprised to get a follow-up news release from her office six days later saying she’d voted against the bill.

On Wednesday, May 13, the House of Representatives voted 338-88 in favor of the bill. Forty or so Democrats, including Gabbard, voted against the bill. Here’s her reasoning, as laid out in that May 13 news release from her office: “There are two main things that are of great and equal importance to the American people: our safety and security, and our freedom and civil liberties,” she said in the news release. “One is just as important as the other.

There’s no use being safe if we’re not free, and being free but not safe is unacceptable. I reject the idea that the American people must choose to either be safe or free. The problem with Section 215 as well as other provisions of the PATRIOT Act is that they undermine both our national security and our civil liberPHOTO COURTESY AFGE / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

“Hard-landing mishap.” That’s the euphemism the U.S. Marine Corps has chosen to describe the May 17 crash of one of their MV-22 Ospreys on Oahu.

Video obtained by Honolulu news stations show the aircraft broke apart on impact and burned completely.

“One Marine was killed when an MV-22 Osprey from the 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit experienced a hard-landing mishap while conducting training aboard Marine Corps Training Area–Bellows at approximately 11:40 a.m., Hawaii time,” states the official Marine Corps press release on the crash, sent out the same day as the crash.

“Twenty-two Marines were aboard at the time, and all other 21 have been transported to local hospitals for assessment and treatment.” At press time, four marines remain hospitalized.

Since then, a second marine has succombed to his injuries. Of course, the Marines Corps’ hesitation to use the word “crash” to describe the Osprey’s complete, catastrophic destruction is understandable.

“Mishaps” and crashes have plagued its entire life (the aircraft has been operational since 2007, and was under extensive testing for 16 years prior to that). Indeed, the aircraft’s Wikipedia page lists seven crashes, many more “mishaps” and nearly 40 fatalities racked up by the plane during its testing and operational life.

The Osprey is a controversial cargo plane that can carry a couple dozen troops, but it also lands and takes off vertically, like the old, heavy helicopters it replaced. It accomplishes this by having its engines, which are mounted on the wing tips, tilt 45 degrees in flight.

The Marine Corps insists that it's safe, but it's nonetheless a tricky bird to fly.

“Able to do only a few missions with any level of competence, the Osprey is actually overall inferior to the Vietnam-era CH-46 helicopter it replaced,” the blog War is Boring reported on July 15, 2014. “A notoriously unforgiving aircraft, the Osprey is almost impossible to land in a brown-out situation, in which dust and dirt envelope the cockpit… Once on station, the Osprey has still more problems. It can’t hover for very long so it can’t loiter well. The V-22’s

prop-boxes—the transmission allowing the propellers to act as rotors—have great difficulty shedding heat. The only way to cool them is to fly around in airplane mode.”

According to the Marine Corps news release on the Bellows crash, the cause of the crash is under investigation.

amend rules regarding limitations on dancing in premises licensed to sell liquor for consumption thereon and define the term “dancing”, no later than October 1, 2015.”

The conference committee report neatly summarizes the bill as thus: “Your Committee on Conference finds that this measure will provide each county liquor commission with the authority to regulate dancing on licensed premises and require each county liquor commission that regulates dancing to adopt or amend rules regarding dancing in premises licensed to sell liquor,” states the report. “Implementation of this measure will enable county liquor commissions to provide patrons with an understanding of and guidelines regarding any implemented dancing regulations.”

Can you believe it? We can’t either.

The bill is awaiting Governor David Ige’s signature or veto–and no, we have no idea what he’ll do.

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(which was also recently declared to be “illegal” in an Appeals Court ruling). In a May 7 statement, Gabbard said that she’d “authored and cosponsored several measures to over-

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ties. These measures have proven to be ineffective and a waste of resources that should be used to target our enemies rather than to collect data and information on Americans.

“This bill does not go far enough to reform the PATRIOT Act and the overreaching surveillance activities that are currently being conducted,” Gabbard continued. “Congress should not set precedence by codifying these surveillance programs that the Federal Courts have ruled are illegal. Congress should let these controversial provisions expire and instead work toward comprehensive reform of the PATRIOT Act that will truly keep the American people safe and free.”

The bill faces an uncertain future in the Senate, according to the May 13 New York Times. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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In honor of the fact that many people celebrate Memorial Day by goofing off and drinking, the Maui Police Department will be “enhancing”–their word–their efforts at stopping drinking and driving this holiday weekened.

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conducting several Intoxication Control Checkpoints at various locations throughout our county,” said MPD Sgt. Nick Krau of the department’s Traffic Section in a May 18 MPD news release. “The enforcement of Speed Limit, Distracted Driver (Cell Phone), and Seat Belt laws will also be increased as a part of this campaign.”

The news release is dramatic, to say the least. “The unfortunate truth is this: many people might be making plans for Memorial Day, but they aren’t planning ahead about returning home,” Krau said in the press release. “If you don’t designate a sober driver ahead of time or have a solid plan for how you’ll get home safely, you are setting yourself up for disaster.”

Of course, in terms of traffic fatalities, this year’s actually looking quite good.

“So far this year Maui County has suffered the loss of 4 lives due to traffic fatalities as compared to 13 at this same time last year (2014),” Krau said in the news release. “Although, this is a reduction of nearly 70% in traffic fatalities as compared to this same time

last year, we are far from reaching our goal of zero preventable traffic related deaths.”

-Anthony Pignataro

COUNTY OF MAUI PUTS OUT ELECTRIC UTILITY RFP Looks like the County of Maui really is serious about possibly setting up a municipal electric utility–especially given the possible merger between Hawaiian Electric Industries and NextEra that’s pending before the state Public Utilities Commission. How that merger will affect Maui Electric Co. (MECO) is still a matter of conjecture. So on May 6, the Mayor’s Office of Economic Development announced that it was issuing a new Request for Proposals (RFP) on a proposed Maui County municipal utility or co-op.

“We must look at our options, but to do that and have a constructive conversation about the matter we need more information,” said Mayor Alan Arakawa in the May 6 announcement. “This study will provide us that information, and will tell us if it would be best to start our own utility, form a co-op as Kauai did, allow the NextEra deal to go through or some other option. We need to make an informed decision as a community.”

In our Apr. 15, 2015 Green Issue, Rob Parsons asked consultant/former Maui County Energy Commissioner Doug

McLeod about the possibility of the county going into the utility business. “Whether a coop or municipal utility (‘muni’), the source of funds for any purchase of MECO assets would have to be bonds issued by, or backed by, the County of Maui,” McLeod said. “To use a round number, let’s assume it would cost $500 million. That would require a real commitment from the County Council and I’m not sure they’re on board. I also think it’s important to recognize that the business of selling electricity now looks a lot riskier than it did 10 years ago. Do you really want to own some of MECO’s old generating units?”

Instead, McLeod told Parsons, a better idea might be for the county to just take over the transmission lines. “This type of wires and pipes operation would not own turbines or other units. It would balance supply and demand, create a market price for energy, and give independent developers of renewable energy sources confidence that the rules would be fair to all but show a preference for renewable energy,” he said.

You can see the RFP at Mauicounty.gov/ RFP. The deadline for proposals is 4pm on Friday, June 5, 2015. For more information, call 808-270-7710.

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Those using the package can collect passport stamps from participating businesses to enter a free prize drawing; additional details can be found at Fifthfridaylanai.com.

Teena Rasmussen, OED Director, noted that Lanai businesses are facing a very challenging time. “In June, both major hotels on the island will be closed for renovations so we are doing everything we can to urge Maui residents and visitors to help our neighboring island by taking a day trip to Lanai.”

Residents and visitors can select a variety of Lahaina departures from Expeditions’ regularly scheduled times (6:45am, 9:15am, 12:45pm, 3:15pm and 5:45pm); however, the return departure from Manele Harbor to Maui is limited to 9:30pm only.

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The Mayor’s Office of Economic Development has teamed up with Expeditions Maui-Lanai Ferry and the Lanai Chamber of Commerce to urge Maui residents and visitors to support Lanai businesses. The group has set up round-trip ferry and ground transportation between Maui and Lanai—including a special late-night ferry that leaves Manele Harbor at 9:30pm–as an incentive to encourage the public to attend the upcoming 5th Friday Town Parties on Lanai; Expeditions’ last ferry to Maui on a regular Friday would be 6:45pm.

“Our Friday Town Parties are very popular and it is with great pleasure that we extend this community celebration to the island of Lanai,” said Mayor Alan Arakawa.

“I encourage our Maui residents to take the ferry ride over so they can experience Fifth Friday Lanai for themselves and support our sister island’s community at the same time.”

The 5th Friday Lanai Package includes a round-trip ferry ride between Lahaina

the 5th Friday Lanai website for more details.

The 5th Friday Lanai Package will be available for all 5th Friday Town Parties in 2015.

All Lanai businesses will be open throughout the Friday Town Party event, which runs from 5:30-8pm. There will be food booths and restaurants serving local favorites as well as several music and entertainment venues.

Additionally, visitors will be able to tour the newly renovated Lanai Theater and the Lanai Culture and Heritage Center.

For more information on 5th Friday Lanai, visit Fifthfridaylanai.com. For details on all Maui County’s Friday Town Parties, visit Mauifridays.com.

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Local governments were alarmed especially by the blood splatters’ endangering onlookers and promised an investigation.

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“The ancient art of yoga is supposed to offer a path to inner peace,” wrote the Wall Street Journal in February–before launching into a report on how many yoga classes these days are so crowded that inner peaceseekers are more likely than ever either to seethe throughout their session–or to openly confront floor-hoggers. Explained one coach, “People who are practicing yoga want Zen; they don’t already have it.”

TIMELY INFORMATION According to police records released in April, Mila Dago (now 24 and awaiting trial

for DUI manslaughter) was trading sarcastic texts with her ex-boyfriend that night in August 2013 while barhopping (later, registering .178 blood alcohol), and as she ran a red light, smashed into a pickup truck, injuring herself badly and her friend in the passenger seat fatally. According to the police report, her last text to the ex- boyfriend (three minutes earlier) was “Driving drunk woo... I’ll be dead thanks to you.”

SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED In New York City, someone can be fired for being “too nice.” Doorman Ralph Body, 41, was dismissed from his job at an upscale New York City apartment building because he did too many favors for tenants, according to an April New York Post report.

Body said he “gave his life” to the residents at the “27 on 27th” tower in Queens, but “upper management” thought such extra kindnesses violated building policy and ordered his dismissal despite a tenant petition.

THAT’S A LOT OF BULLETS When the chief auditor for Hartford, Connecticut, finally got around to checking the finances of the police shooting range recently, he found that the range supervisor had bought 485,000 bullets per year, but was using only 180,000–and had no paperwork on where the other bullets went. (In one instance, the supervisor acknowledged having bought 94,500 rounds of .45-caliber ammo two years after the department had stopped using .45s and switched to .40-caliber weapons–but his story was that he needed .45-caliber bullets so he could trade them for .40s.)

FINE POINTS OF THE LAW John Deere became the most recent company in America to claim that, though a buyer may have paid in full for a device, he may not actually “own” it. Deere claims that because its tractors run on sophisticated computer programs, the ostensible owner of the tractor cannot “tamper” with that software without Deere’s permission–even to repair a defect or to customize its operation.

Already, traditional movie videos may come with restrictions on copying, but the Deere case, according to an April report on Wired. com, might extend the principle to machinery not traditionally subject to copyright law.

CLARIFICATION The story two weeks ago about the anticipated “sex shop” in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, though reported by many reputable news sources, was in fact (a) about a year old and (b) apparently based on a faulty translation from Arabic, and no such shop can be said to be forthcoming. The “developer,” Abdelaziz Aouragh, apparently disclosed only that he would be “willing” to open such a shop. ■

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hile most of us use the day to go to the beach, barbecue meats or watch television, since the Civil War the last Monday in May was supposed to belong to the dead. War dead, specifically–those men and women in uniform who died serving their country.

John Absalom–known for years on Maui radio airwaves as “Johnny A”–has in intimate understanding of the day’s true meaning. A Marine Corps veteran himself, Absalom grew up admiring his grandfather, a marine officer who fought in Guadalcanal and Peleliu during World War II. On May 14, Absalom and I sat down at Wailuku Coffee Co. and talked story about his experiences and insight into the true meaning of Memorial Day:

Q: A:

When were you in the marines?

I entered on Sept. 11, 1984 and got out on Sept. 10, 1988. Four years.

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And when you left you were a…

Corporal.

What was your job?

0811–artillery. They called us “Cannon Cockers.” We worked on the guns.

So why did you join up?

I joined the Marine Corps because of my grandfather, Charles Rigaud, who fought on Guadalcanal. I joined out of a sense of service.

In high school, I wanted to make it my career, But once I got in, I saw that four

years would be plenty.

I grew up in Columbia, Maryland, and wanted to see the world. It’s about halfway between Washington, DC and Baltimore.

Q: A:

You knew your grandfather when you were growing up?

Oh yeah. I was closer to him than my other grandparents. He taught me to shoot at age eight.

He taught me about the Marine Corps.

But he never talked about the war–he definitely had psychological scarring.

Growing up, I didn’t know him as my “grandfather.” He was “the Colonel.”

Q: A:

Did your grandfather live long enough to see you join the marines?

Yeah–he even came to my boot camp graduation at Parris Island.

Q: A:

That must have been great.

Yeah, but the night before graduation, we were allowed some free time to see our families. Somehow–I don’t know how–I got a scuff on my boot. And the very first thing he said to me was, “What the Hell kind of place is this where they teach you to call non-commissioned officers ‘Sir’ but they don’t teach you to clean your boots properly?!” I was so embarrassed.

Q:

Now when did you find out that your grandfather figured prominently in John Hersey’s classic 1942 book Into the Valley, about a marine unit that, to be honest, get the hell beaten out of them during a vicious fight for Guadalcanal?

A:

Oh, at a very young age. Maybe when I was 10 or 11, I read Into the Valley.

And yeah, it’s a very dark book.

Q: A:

Damn.

His wife had died, and he was getting to a point where others would have to take care of him. He’d have to go live in a home. He wasn’t going to do that. So he got his affairs in order and then shot himself.

A lot of people saw it as a tragedy. But I knew him as someone who always took charge of his life. And I feel he took charge of his death.

Q:

The subject of veterans who take their own lives is something I know only too well. Most vets who kill themselves these days are Vietnam war vets, and the more time has passed since the vet’s service, the more difficult it is to say military service is a potential cause. But a surprising number of young vets are killing themselves–now, I know you read Sebastian Junger’s essay in the June 2015 issue of Vanity Fair [“How PTSD Became a Problem Far Beyond the Battlefield”] which deals with this. His take was that that it’s not the military culture that’s broken, but the civilian one. We have vets coming from a military built on strong group identity to a civilian society that basically alienates everyone. What was your experience when you got out?

I can remember my first year back, and I was disgusted. Your average civilian is just not someone that you can trust in the same way you can trust your buddies back in the barracks. I’m not saying they’re less trustworthy, just that the military is based on that trust. Now I made the adjustment, but it was disappointing.

A:

Q: A:

As I recall, it ends with then-Captain Rigaud and his officers talking about how they messed up.

Q: A:

What did he do after Guadalcanal?

After the book came out they sent him on a war bond tour of the US. He wasn’t able to get back to the

Peleliu was a nasty battle. And I’ve read that it didn’t even have to happen–the island played no role in the island-hopping fight to get to the Philippines and, eventually, the Japanese home islands.

Q:

Yeah, it was a coral atoll, with extensive caves. The marines would take a hundred yards, and then the Japanese would appear behind them and shoot them in the backs.

A:

After you had joined the marines, did your grandfather ever open up about his experiences in the war?

Q:

I used to visit him, when he was an old man, and we’d sit and drink. He had issues with drinking his whole life but these times I’d get to hear war stories. He had seen horrible things–during the war in the Pacific, both sides basically agreed not to take prisoners. There were horrible atrocities committed by both sides.

Even then he hated the Japanese, and he hated people who drove Japanese cars. But he had a lot of respect for the Japanese as warriors. He said they were the toughest soldiers he knew.

A:

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Did you think leaving the marines was a mistake?

Q: A:

I imagine when you got out of the service, civilians treated you pretty well.

No. I was proud serving as a marine, but there were a lot of things I wanted to do that I couldn’t do as a marine. One of the things I didn’t like was the conformity–someone telling me what to do in almost every facet of life. But I have plenty of respect for guys who stayed in.

Oh yeah. Random strangers would walk up and pay my tab.

It was the 1980s–American

Q: A:

Why?

I think the pendulum has swung too far over to the other side–I think many civilians now support the troops too much. They think people in uniform can do no wrong. They can commit crimes, too. Maybe a smaller percentage than in civilian life, but I’ve still had arguments with civilians over this.

Take Chris Kyle [the late Navy SEAL sniper whose posthumous memoir American Sniper was recently made into a movie]. He was a liar and a racist. Now you can appreciate what he did for the country, but you should also understand that he had severe issues.

There does seem to be a great deal of glorification, especially of people like Kyle. There also seems to be pressure for us to go back to Iraq and fight ISIS.

Q:

Are people buying the propaganda about ISIS? They forget about the bloodletting that happened the first time we were in Iraq. These are imperial wars that we’re not going to “win.” Going back to Iraq may help corporations, but not you or me.

A:

Q: A:

In the mean time, what do you typically do on Memorial Day?

A lot of times I’ll sit at home and watch war movies. I think living vets are very uncomfortable with Memorial Day. Living vets get uncomfortable on a day when we’re supposed to remember the dead. I don’t really want to be acknowledged on Memorial Day because I never got a scratch. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more coverage, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Yes, but remember that Hersey wrote that during the darkest days of the war. We weren’t going from victory to victory–we were just holding on. Guadalcanal was the first big American [infantry] offensive of the war.

Basically, in 1942 the U.S. Navy came and unloaded the 1st Marine Division on this little island, where the Japanese wanted to set up for an invasion of Australia. But night following the second day of unloading, the Japanese navy came in and sank four American cruisers. The navy pulled up anchor and left, leaving the marines holding little more than an airfield. In my reading of history, back in Washington officials were about to write off the marines like they did to the defenders of Bataan [in the Philippines].

They didn’t have all their supplies, and had old Springfield rifles from World War I. But they held on, and eventually they became better supplied. By 1943, the Japanese gave up trying to take over the island.

But in the book, there was a point when his marines were going to bug out in a battle, and my grandfather stood up and yelled at them. He shamed them into fighting. He was a big hero to me.

Pacific until 1944, when he was sent to Peleliu. But by then he was a major, so he wasn’t on the front lines.

society had realized its error in attacking soldiers who’d come back from Vietnam, an unwinnable quagmire. By the late ‘80s, I think people had realized that it was the politicians who’d brought the war about, not the soldiers. Unfortunately, I’m a little disappointed these days.

When did he die?

2000. He committed suicide.

Okinawa, 1986: Left, Geoffrey Anderson; right, John Absalom

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Dazoo’s closing in Paia. But I doubt this is the last we’ll see of the creative cocktails Master Mixologist Jimmy Shoemaker created, though as yet we don’t know where he’ll rise again. In the mean time, get to Paia and sip your last Mr. Grey or Thyme Warp while you say your goodbyes to Dazoo’s gnocchi, bi bim bap, Maui Cattle Co. flat iron steak and nori puffs. In March, the restaurant dropped breakfast and lunch hours and moved brunch to weekends only. Right now their hours are 5-9pm daily with brunch on weekends 9am-3pm (their bakery is open 7am to noon).

Now all that will be gone in

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Over in Kihei, Bam’s in Azeka Makai next to the Ono Gelato has also closed. The casual Jersey style pizza and Philly cheesesteak spot has shuttered after just four months. Former owner Brandon Leonetti says he has sold it to the Maui Pie Company, which makes a variety of home-baked fruit pies, turnovers and cookies. They’ve had a regular appearance at the Maui Swap Meet on Saturdays to sell their pastries, but they might be replacing that with a brick and mortar location.

To special order a pie or learn more, go to Mauipie.com.

KAPALUA NIGHTLIFE sionals are honored with delicious bites from Chef Rob Barrera like their slider duo, house-ground burger–brioche with caramelized onions and bleu cheese sauce; Ahi–pork belly, soft boiled egg, garlic toast and loco moco gravy; and the surf and turf tacos–beef and shrimp tacos, roasted jalapeno aioli and cabbage. Last Thursday, the menu ventured into Italian with Lasagna Bolognese with ricotta and parm and gnudi with ricotta, parm emulsion and sage ($10.95), Gnocchi and pork and beef meatballs ($12.95), mini caprese stacks ($9.95) and sweet zeppole ($8.95). Wine and drink specials start at $8 and there’s also live music from Danyel Alana. Even better, Happy Hour starts at 3:30pm and runs seamlessly into Industry Night so you don’t have to get off your bar stool. Pineapple Grill (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-6699600, Cohnrestaurants.com/pineapplegrill.

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On the last Friday of every month, Plantation House hosts a fun evening of treats created by Chef Jojo Vasquez, paired with tracks spun by DJ Eliza. It’s called Beats and Eats.

Lounge while you watch the sun set behind the green Kapalua hills. Specials on wine and cocktails are on the menu, and Vasquez creates an all-new dining experience with inspired plates of fish collar, risotto, kale salads and other tapas. You can also order off the regular menu and wine list if you so desire.

May 29, 5-9pm. No cover. Plantation House (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808669-6299, Theplantationhouse.com.

Pineapple Grill is also doing an Industry Night every Thursday, 6pm to close. “We look forward to thanking our industry patrons and having them enjoy a fun night with colleagues every Thursday with Chef Robert and our experienced bar staff,” says GM Chad Hubbard. Hospitality profes-

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If you haven’t seen Steve Turre play the conch shell, drop everything and book tickets to his Hawaii Island appearance in the fourth annual Big Island Jazz and Blues Festival (June 4-7 at the Mauna Kea Beach Resort). “We are honored to host the Big Island Jazz & Blues Festival for the third time with such revered Jazz and Blues artists presenting their incredible talents to the Big Island community and resort guests,” said Craig Anderson, General Manager at Mauna Kea. “We understand the importance of the arts and are privileged to be able to assist with bringing the festival back to the island for all to enjoy.”

There’s a huge list of performers who will play: sax player Bobby Watson; drummer Louis Hayes; piano master Howard Levy of Bela Fleck & the Flecktones; 2013 Blues Music Award winner and harmonica master Johnny Sansone, Turre (who also plays the trombone); and the Iguanas from New Orleans.

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“Each year, our Big Island Jazz & Blues Fest was a sold-out magical event that people are still talking about. For me, producing over 50 festivals in Hawaii and creating a festival that tributes America’s original music art form–jazz and blues–is an honor.”

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TeaBox Maui is back in action at the Maui Mall after recently leaving Wailuku’s MDG building. You can get your favorite gourmet teas in 30 different loose leaf varieties that are exclusive to their store. Experience Russian Tolstoy Samovor, a distinct smokey flavor reminiscent of a mild Lapsang Souchong; Chinese Oolong, half-way between a black and a green with the full flavor of a black and the smooth warmth of a green; or Rooibos tea, a non-caffeinated alternative to traditional tea. They have a tea for every moment, from stress relief to liver cleansing.

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Some of their most popular flavors include peach oolong, mango pear white tea, jade green tea, Bedford hibiscus tea, genmai cha, blueberry rooibos, turmeric ginger, alpine black, Naught Vicar and clean breakfast tea.

The top seller is Jade Cloud tea. Teas run $5 to $11 an ounce.

Iced teas are ready to go, but you can get any kind of tea iced on the spot.

Russian tea service, a specialized way of making tea, will be offered soon, as well as a light menu including sandwiches.

Right now, you can get cookies, jams and brownies. TeaBox (Maui Mall, Kahului); 808-419-6602.

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The wines are difficult to find elsewhere on the island, as the menu is a curated list cultivated by Lampson’s background studying sustainable agriculture and development at Vassar College. Pivoting on the cultural element of wine, Lampson often touches on how it serves as evidence of cultural shifts and transformations in society, highlighted by stories of her own travels to these places.

The series will guide guests through tastings from a variety of regions around the world such as Sicily, the Loire valley, the Iberian peninsula and west coast of North America. The “Uncorked” wine series is $35 per person and includes three tasting portions of wines and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required; please call 808-662-6681.

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If I could, I would spend every Sunday at 5pm with sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Her Uncorked wine tasting is far from ordinary, from the wines she chooses to her descriptions and the way she connects the dots from you to the wine and back.

The Cane & Canoe lounge in Kapalua is the perfect location to soak up wine culture. The dark wood bar, piano and comfy chairs are a mix of casual and luxurious that makes you want to kick back and enjoy.

Each Uncorked has a theme, and ours was Sham-pagne–sparkling wines in the methode de champenoise from anywhere but Champagne in France. Like Bourbon, true Champagne must originate from its namesake region. To start, we tasted a floral and complex-but-so-approachable Avinyó, Cava, Brut Reserva from Penedès, Spain, that is on her wine-by-the-glass menu for $13.

Each of the tastings is paired with elegant small bites prepared by Sous Chef Davis Hood.

Last Sunday, they were smoked duck breast compressed watermelon cucumber with mint and

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ARIA’S

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It’s not everyday that I meet a chef on Maui who has roots in feeding the High Society of Newport, Rhode Island, but my visit to Aria’s in Wailuku to see Chef Majic Carson was a lesson to the history of this impressive place in American life. Carson and his brother Ed grew up among historic churches and mansions, where their grandmother Aria cooked up a storm. They named the Wailuku eatery after her. History aside, their menu brings a refreshing bit of sophistication to Wailuku. Chef Omar Acevedo and Chef Stacy Fujiwara are also on the Aria’s team.

The braised chocolate chipotle lamb shank ($17) on their entree menu is incredible; the shank and its sauce are nestled into a red pepper maizena that’s a succulent starch alternative to rice. The entree menu also features mahi in beurre blanc with mash, braised pork belly in mushroom risotto and stir fry veggies with soy ginger shrimp.

The roasted beet and kale salad is a colorful and healthy dish, filled with cubes of golden and red beets, served in a giant bowl with Olowalu tomato, carrot curls and a mango vinaigrette. They also offer a grilled veggie feta and quinoa salad with Maui onion and balsamic. The

sandwiches are served on focaccia that comes from S and J Bakery in Wailuku, and they come with fries or Caesar salad for $11-13. Burgers are Big Stacks, Big Island beef patties in loco moco, bacon and blue, Swiss mushroom or classic versions sandwiched between Punalu‘u sweet bread, and also come with fries or Caesar for $14.

Appetizers include local favorites like chow fun and other fresh mahi dishes like fish and chips as well as hearty pasta plates. I ordered a dessert called the Frenchgasm that was out of this world. It’s stuffed French toast with lilikoi creme, berry kulis and creme fraiche. It’s a work of art from Chef Stacy that you don’t want to miss. While the restaurant lacks a liquor license at that location, you can BYOB. Aria’s is open from 10am to 3pm, 5pm to 8:30pm on Monday to Friday, 8:30am to 3pm, 5pm to 8:30pm on Saturday, and 8:30am to 2pm on Sunday. Aria’s (2062 W. Vineyard. St., Wailuku); 808-242-2742, Ariasmaui.com. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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Wear white and join the trail that will begin at the Mokulele Bike pathway entrance and head to Kihei and back. The ride is one of many from a series of events promoting bike safety and awareness. 9am. Mauibicyclingleague.org. Photo courtesy MBL

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The Hui No‘eau (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), Adaptationsd tionsdancetheater.com. Photo courtesy ADT

ART=MIXX – The Maui Arts and Cultural Center presents ArT=Mixx: AquaSonic.

Inspired by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot and in collaboration with the Museum of Contemporary Art San Diego, it will be a time for music, dance and art. Interactive video and access to the Schaefer Gallery will allow for guests to express, create and connect. Refuel with food vendors and libations available for purchase. 21+. Free.

7-11pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Image courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, MAY 23 WELLNESS WEEKEND – Body in Balance Pilates & Personal Training Studio invites you to tend to your well being during Wellness Weekend. The studio will host chiropractic sessions, essential oil demos, mini massages and more. The afternoon will end with a free yoga class to help you regroup (2-3pm). Noon-3pm.

Body in Balance (142 Kupuohi St., Lahaina); 808-661-1116, Bodybalancemaui.com.

Photo courtesy Bodyballancemaui.com

HAWAIIAN SUGARCANE WORKSHOP – Brush up on your knowledge of sugarcane during Maui Nui Botanical Garden’s Na Ko O Hawaii Nei. Led by Noa Lincoln, who has devoted his studies to Hawaiian ethnobotany, participants will learn the historic significance and uses of the plant, explore the garden’s 43 varieties and learn about the various cultivation styles. Guests can also sample freshly squeezed cane juice. $45 Visitors; $20 Members. 9am12pm. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului ), Mnbg.org. Photo courtesy MNBG

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SUNDAY, MAY 24 JACKSON FAMILY WINE DINNER – Jackson Family Wines returns to the Makena Beach & Golf Resort’s Winery Dinner Series at the Molokini Bar & Grille. The six-course dinner will feature a menu from Chef Kurt Lesmerises: braised Spanish octopus with eggplant caponata, chocolate-dipped Hudson Valley foie gras, homemade lobster ravioli and 40-day dry-aged beef rib eye.

Dinner will be paired with Jackson Family’s 2012 Camelot Estate Vineyard Chardonnay, 2012 Outland Ridge Estate Vineyard Pinot Noir and Tri-Block Mountain Cabernet Sauvignon. $130. 6:30pm. Molokini Bar & Grille (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888, Makenaresortmaui.com. Photo courtesy MB&GR

MONDAY, MAY 25 MEMORIAL DAY CEREMONY – Join the Maui County Veterans Council for a Memorial Day ceremony honoring all who fought for our country. The ceremony features the King Kekaulike High School Band, a helicopter flower drop, white dove release and local speakers. Col. Kenneth Hara, the deputy adjutant of the Army Hawaiian National Guard, will address attendees. Feel free to bring flowers.

9:30am. Makawao Cemetery (Makawao), Hivets.com. Photo: Joseph Ancheta

‘MOVING HOME’ – The MACC’s Heritage Films series ries presry follows ents Moving Home by Billie Lee. The documentary la the life of pioneer, Korean dancer and teacher Halla ive Pai Huhm. Huhm’s commitment to dance would drive ce her to open the Halla Pai Huhm Korean Dance Studio. Her hard work and generosity would leave a ural lasting legacy. Free. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural ului), Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

TUESDAY, MAY 26 STARTING A BUSINESS IN MAUI COUNTY – The Maui County Business Resource Center presents “Starting a Business in Maui County” with Karen Arakawa. The economic development specialist will offer an overview of the requirements for starting a business in Maui County. Handouts, website and other useful information will be provided. Guests will also learn the requirements for a Maui County Vendor Business License. Free. 12pm. Maui County Business Resource Center (70 E. Ka’ahumanu St., Kahului), Co.maui.hi.us. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, W WE E DN D MAY 27 SPEED DATING – Strapped for time? Over the same old dating cycle? Spice up your dating life by joining Whole Foods Maui’s Speed Dating event. Calling all eligible singles for a time of fun and games in a casual setting. Who knows, maybe you'll meet that special someone... Free. 6pm.Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/maui. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

COMMUNITY SUPPORT DAY – Shop at Whole Foods Maui on this day and five percent of sales will be donated to Special Olympics Hawaii. The Community Support Day will go towards SOH’s efforts to provide year-around sport opportunities to those with disabilities. Whole Foods Maui (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310, Wholefoodsmarket.com. Photo of 2015 Special Olympics at Joint Base Pearl Harbor/Hickam: Petty Officer 2nd Class Tiarra Fulgham/US Navy/Wikimedia Commons

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f watching Anna Kendrick sing a Christmas duet with Snoop Dogg (excuse me- Snoop Lion) sounds exciting, than have I got a movie for you.

Three years after Pitch Perfect became an underserved blockbuster and Anna Kendrick’s “Cups” began stalking us over the radio waves, the sequel once again portrays the underdog rise of the Barden Bellas a cappella group, led by Kendrick.

This time, they’re competing in a highstakes competition, struggling to keep their friendships and love lives in order and… actually, they do the same things they did in the first movie.

Producer and co-star Elisabeth Banks makes this her directorial debut and she does well at staging the improbably well choreographed stage performances (seriously, when do these girls ever rehearse?).

Far less effective is the screenplay, which has too many subplots that aren’t fully carried through, characters that disappear (like Katy Segal as Steinfeld’s mother) and lots of moments that feel like filler. We know early

it takes the film forever to get there. Pitch Perfect 2 shouldn’t feel like a much, much longer movie than Mad Max: Fury Road, but it does. There’s a lengthy sequence, set at an a cappella camp, that feels like the sitcom spinoff of the movie we’re watching.

Hailee Steinfeld is a welcome addition, endearingly playing a nerdy new pledge in the a cappella sorority. The lovely Steinfeld is playing the one character who doesn’t feel like a caricature. The brilliant Keegan Michael-Key (of Key & Peele) has played better, funnier roles than “Beca’s Boss” (his actual character name) but he gives his moments an edgy snap that makes his scenes a highlight.

A little of Rebel Wilson goes a long way, as she unquestionably has her moments but her unfortunately named “Fat Amy” is mostly one easy, degrading, embarrassing joke after another. I wonder if Wilson will one day regret being famous for playing “Fat Amy” (in the same way poor Paul Giamatti had years of only being known as “Pig Vomit”).

Banks and John Michael Higgins return as two horrible inappropriate show com-

Okay, now sing the theme from Shaft!

mentators and are both trying too hard for the un-PC laughs. Considering how funny and more laid back Fred Willard and Jim Piddock were doing this in Best in Show, these scenes feel somewhat desperate.

I really didn’t care for the first film, with its serviceable soundtrack not salvaging a screenplay cobbled from bits of Bring It On and Glee (both of which I can’t stand).

Steinfeld and Key are two big reasons the sequel is slightly better. I also liked the running gag on Kendrick’s “sexual confusion” whenever she faces her German opponent. There’s also Wilson’s bring-downthe-house rendition of Pat Benatar’s “We Belong,” a scene of romantic declaration that is the funniest in the movie. I want to

be fair, as I laughed a few times but I’m also grasping at straws to think of nice things to say. Pitch Perfect 2 may have a voice but it has nothing important to say.

The previous film was overloaded with stereotypes, snide, catty dialog and characters who we’re supposed to find adorable but are mostly irritating. Not much has changed in this cute, mild sequel. This is one of those movies so saturated in everything currently trendy, we’ll one day look back at Pitch Perfect 2, roll our eyes and go, “that movie was SO 2015!”

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Tomorrowland-PG- FRI 11:15 1:20 2:05 4:10 4:55 7:00 8:00 9:50 10:45, SAT-SUN 10:30 11:15 12:25 1:20 2:05 3:10 4:10 4:55 5:50 7:00 8:00 9:50 10:45, MON 10:30 11:15 12:25 1:20 2:05 3:10 4:10 4:55 5:50 7:00 8:00, TUE 11:15 12:25 1:20 2:05 3:10 4:10 4:55 5:50 7:00 8:00, WED 11:15 12:25 1:20 2:05 3:10 4:10 4:55 5:50 7:00 8:00, THU 11:15 12:25 1:20 2:05 3:10 4:10 4:55 5:50 7:00 8:00 Poltergeist-PG13- FRI-SUN 10:30 12:50 3:10 5:25 7:45 8:40 10:00 10:45, MON-THU 10:30 12:50 3:10 5:25 7:45 8:40 Hot Pursuit-PG13- THU 11:00 12:00 1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00, FRI-SUN 10:50 1:00 3:00 5:10 7:15 9:30, MON-THU 10:50 1:00 3:00 5:10 7:15 Home-PG-THU 11:45 2:45 5:00 7:15, FRI-TUE 10:45 1:00, WED 1:00, THU 10:45 1:00 Monkey Kingdom-PG- THU 11:15 1:30 3:30 5:30 7:30 9:30, FRI-THU 10:30 The Age Of Adaline- PG13- THU 11:25 2:00 4:45 7:25, FRI-SUN 3:10 5:35 8:00 10:30, MON-THU 3:10 5:35 8:00

4:20 4:50 7:10 7:40 10:00 10:30, TUE-THU (10:40 11:10 1:30 2:00 4:20 4:50) 7:10 7:40 10:00 10:30 Far From The Madding Crowd-PG13- FRI (10:40 1:30 4:20) 7:10 10:10, SAT (10:40 1:30) 4:20 7:10 10:10, SUN (1:30) 4:20 7:10 10:10, MON (10:40 1:30) 4:20 7:10 10:10, TUE-THU (10:40 1:30 4:20) 7:10 10:10 Avengers: Age Of Ultron-PG13- 2D THU (11:10 12:10 12:40 2:50 3:50) 6:30 9:30 10:00, FRI (10:50 12:50 4:10) 7:00 7:30 10:20 10:50, SAT (10:50 12:30) 4:10 7:00 7:20 10:20 10:50, SUN (10:40 12:50) 4:10 7:00 7:30 10:20 10:50, MON (10:50 12:50) 4:10 7:00 7:30 10:20 10:40, TUE-THU (10:50 12:50 4:10) 7:00 7:30 10:20 10:40. 3D FRI-THU (11:50 3:10) 6:30 9:50 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2-PG- THU 11:00 2:20 4:40 7:50 10:10, FRI (10:50 1:40 4:10) 6:50 9:40, SAT (10:50 1:40) 9:40, SUN-MON (10:50 1:40) 4:10 7:00 9:40, TUE-THU (10:50 1:40 4:10) 7:00 9:40 Ex Machina-R- THU11:10 1:40 4:10 6:40 9:20, FRI (11:00 1:30 4:00) 6:40 9:20, SAT (11:00 1:30) 4:10 7:00 9:30, SUN (10:40 2:00) 4:30 7:10 9:50, MON (11:00 1:30) 4:00 6:40 9:20, TUE-THU (11:00 1:30 4:00) 6:40 9:20 The Longest Ride-R- THU 1:40 7:10, FRI (1:20) 7:00, SAT (1:20) 6:40, SUN-THU (1:20) 6:50 Furious 7-PG13- THU 11:10 1:30 4:40 7:00 10:40, FRI

(10:40 1:10 4:00) 6:30 9:50, SAT (10:40 1:10) 4:00 6:40 9:30, SUN (1:10) 4:00 6:30 9:30, MON (10:40 1:10) 4:00 6:30 9:30, TUE-THU (10:40 1:10 4:00) 6:30 9:30 Woman In Gold-PG13- THU 11:00 1:30 4:00 6:50 10:50, FRI (2:00 4:30), SAT-MON (2:00) 4:30, TUETHU (2:00 4:30) The Divergent Series: Insurgent-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 4:30 10:10, FRI (10:40 4:10), SAT (10:40) 4:00 9:50, SUN 4:10 9:50, MON (10:40) 4:10 9:50, TUE-THU (10:40 4:10) 9:50

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) (Showtimes were partially unavailable at press time. Please call the theater for more info) Tomorrowland-PG- FRI-SAT (12:15) 3:40 6:45 10:00, THU (12:15 3:40) 6:45 10:00 Mad Max: Fury Road-R- 2D THU 3:45, 3D THU (12:45) 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 7:15, 3D FRI-SAT (12:45) 3:45 10:15, THU (12:45 3:45) Pitch Perfect 2-PG13- THU (12:30 3:30) 7:00, FRISAT (12:30) 3:30 7:00 10:05, THU (12:30 3:30) 7:00 10:05

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MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) UFC 187: Johnson vs. Cormier-NR- SAT 4:00 Mad Max: Fury Road-R- 2D THU (1:50) 4:50 7:50 10:50. 2D FRI (11:10 4:50) 7:50 10:50, SAT (11:10) 4:50 7:50 10:50, SUN (11:10 4:50) 7:50 10:50, MON (11:10) 4:50 7:50 10:50, TUE-THU (11:10 4:50) 7:50 10:50. 3D FRI (10:40 1:20 1:50 4:20) 7:20 10:00 10:20, SAT (10:40 1:20 1:50) 4:10 7:00 10:30, SUN (10:40 1:20 1:50 4:20) 7:20 10:20, MON (10:40 1:20 1:50) 4:20 7:20 10:20, TUE-THU (10:40 1:20 1:50 4:20) 7:20 10:20 Pitch Perfect 2 -PG13- THU (1:50) 4:40 7:30 10:20, FRI (10:40 11:10 1:30 2:00 4:20 4:50) 7:10 7:40 10:00 10:30, SAT-MON (10:40 11:10 1:30 2:00)

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robot Ultron, probably blowing up half the world in the process. Directed by Joss Whedon. 141 min.

FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD PG13 - Drama - Yet another adaptation of Thomas Hardy’s Victorian tale of strong-willed Bathsheba Everdeen and her three suitors. 119 min.

THE DIVERGENT SERIES: INSURGENT - PG-13 - Adventure/Sci-Fi - A girl of destiny fights inner demons as she takes on the powerful alliance that controls her society. 119 min.

TOMORROWLAND - PG - Sci-fi/Action George Clooney and Britt Robertson star in this Disney adventure based loosely on the part of Disneyland that seemed really cool 30 years ago but hasn’t really aged well. 130 min.

EX MACHINA - R - Sci-Fi/Drama - A young programmer gets to, um, “evaluate” the human qualities of a beautiful female android.

Awwwww yeaaaaaaah. 108 min.

POLTERGEIST - PG13 - Horror - Remake of the 1982 horror classic in which ghosts haunt some suburban family. 93 min.

UFC I87: JOHNSON VS. CORMIER - NR - Big mixed martial arts bout between Anthony Johnson and Daniel Cormier. Running time unknown.

NOW PLAYING THE AGE OF ADALINE - PG13 - Drama/ Romance - A young woman considers trading her immortality for a man. 110 min.

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON - PG13 - Action/ Sci-Fi/Comics - The Avengers return to stop the evil

FURIOUS 7 - PG13 - Action/Thriller - A heartwarming tale of revenge and muscle cars. Stars Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson and the late Paul Walker. 137 min.

HOME - PG - Animation - An alien escapes its homeworld and lands on Earth, where it makes friends with a cute kitty cat. Voices by Rihanna, Jim Parsons and Steve Martin. 94 min.

HOT PURSUIT - PG13 - Action/Comedy - A by-the-book cop (Reese Witherspoon) has to protect a crime boss’s widow (Sofia Vergara) in Texas. 87 min.

THE LONGEST RIDE - PG13 - Drama/Romance - An old man, trapped in a car crash, thinks back on a lost love. 139 min.

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - R - Action/Thriller - George Miller returns to his classic post-apocalyptic movie series, this time with Tom Hardy in the title role. Also stars Charlize Theron. 120 min.

MONKEY KINGDOM - G - Documentary - Tina Fey narrates this Disney Nature documentary about a monkey family. 81 min.

PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 - R - Action/ Comedy - Mall Cop Paul Blart goes to Vegas with his teenage daughter. 94 min.

PITCH PERFECT 2 - PG13 - Music/Comedy After the Barden Belles fail at Carnegie Hall, they try to redeem themselves at an international competition. See this week’s film review. 115 min.

WOMAN IN GOLD - PG13 - Drama - A Jewish refugee (Helen Mirren) fights with the Austrian government to get artwork returned to her family. 109 min.

LAST CHANCE WELCOME TO ME - R - Comedy/Drama - When a woman (Kristen Wiig) wins the lottery, she goes off her meds and starts a talk show. 105 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS ‘LUMINESCENT’ - Fri, May 22. Head to Wailuku Town this weekend for Gene Argel’s CD Release event. The Hand Jive Trio will put down some awesome jazz vibes and celebrate in style with Argel on the keyboards, Michael Buono on drums and Shiro Mori on the guitar. Dinner specials available.

7-10pm. Wailuku Coffee Company. (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259 DR. NAT AND RIO RITMO - Fri. May 22. Enjoy listening to the beats of tropical Latin dance music, salsa, samba and Latin pop after hours. $10 cover. Music starts at 9:45pm. 21 and over.

Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BASH - Fri. May 22. Celebrate the beginning of the 2015 Memorial Day weekend by dancing your heart out to music

by DJ Kamikaze on the North Shore. Music starts at 10pm, $5 cover before 11pm, $10 after. 21 and over. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); Charleysmaui.com AINA NALU WINE & SILENT AUCTION FUNDRAISER - Sat. May 23. The homeowners of Aina Nalu are holding a fundraiser for the Lahaina Complex After School Enrichment Tutor Project. The goal of this wine, pupus and Silent Auction event is to raise $20,000 to help financially sustain this tutoring project that dramatically and effectively makes a big difference in the lives of hundreds of students in West Maui each year. $60. 6pm. Aina Nalu Pavilion, (660 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-344-5008; Pfee.org

STAGE SHOWS ‘ULALENA - (Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri) Delight in this powerful and entertaining show that brings you the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. A spectacular storytelling experience that comes alive before your very eyes. A portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99$79.99; children 12 and under free; kama‘aina and military pricing available. Inquire about dinner partner offers. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE-(Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri) Jump in the time machine with Maui Theatre’s with Burn’n Love, into the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. This lively musical act evokes Elvis and more. Reliving the days of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. $29.99$109.99. 8pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

FOODIE EVENTS TASTY THURSDAY - Thu, May 21. Sample delicious dishes throughout the store. 5pm. Whole Foods Market (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com INDUSTRY NIGHT FOR HOSPITALITY PROFESSIONALS - Thu, May 21. Starting this month, Pineapple Grill is re-launching Industry Night for hospitality professionals. Any industry professionals 21 and older are invited for special discounted drink and pupus selections as well as entertainment in the Bar/Lanai area.

Industry night menus change weekly and will feature Chef Rob and Chef Jeff’s creative and fresh bar food/ pupus. 6pm. Pineapple Grill, (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808669-9600; Cohnrestaurants.com/pineapplegrill BLACK ROCK DINNER & FARM SERIES - Fri. May 22 - Sat. May 23. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, Fresh Island Herbs and Maui Wines have partnered together for the second Black Rock Dinner and Farm Series. The two day-culinary events begins with a farm-inspired wine paired five-course dinner at the oceanfront resort’s Black Rock Kitchen. Led by

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the executive chef Greg Gaspar, guests enjoy tasting and learning about Maui grown ingredients in gourmet dishes along with hand-selected wine pairings. $150. 2am. Sheraton Maui, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - (Every 4th Saturday) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Il Yuk “Kaz” Kim and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796 FARM-TO-TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend.

Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest. Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina.

6-8pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, May 24. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, ut. 5pm. Ko, first-served and does sell out.

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guitar, a midi keyboard and Ableton Live. She’s also known for opinionated songwriting, centering her music around social justices. Tickets are $25 advance, and $30 day-of. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org TREVOR HALL - Sat, May 30. Trevor Hall began songwriting and performing when he was 16. He burst into the music scene with the song “Other Ways,” which was featured on the Shrek the Third soundtrack.

Hall’s captivating live performances and growing popularity have led to sold out tours across the country as well as touring with such artists as Steel Pulse, The Wailers, Jimmy Cliff, Matisyahu, Michael Franti, Colbie Caillat and SOJA. Opening act: Pat Simmons Jr. Tickets are $30, $45, and $65. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BRIAN REGAN - Sat, May 30. Brian Regan has distinguished himself as one of the funniest comedians in the country. His non-stop theater tour has visited more than 80 cities each year since 2005 and continues through 2015. The perfect balance of sophisticated writing and physicality, he consistently fills theaters nationwide with fervent fans that span generations. Tickets $56.50. 8pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org; Brianregan.com ‘PA‘A KE AU AUPUNI’ - Sun, May 31. Pa‘a Ke Aupun Aupuni is a one-hour animated video history of the Hawaiian King Kingdom that provides an ove overview of important facts an events centered on and H Hawaii’s complex political history. Q&A will follow the film screening. Tickets are $10. 3pm. McCoy Studio T Theater, Maui Arts & Culttural Center. (One Came eron Way, Kahului); 80824 242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com MULE MONDAYS - (Every Mon.) $16 Maui Mules, $10 refills. Keep the copper mug! 8pm. Cow Pig Bun (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-875-8100.

TACO TUESDAY - Tue, May 26. Enjoy streetstyle tacos every Tuesday. Buy two for $3–beef or tofu with cilantro and onions. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; Wholefoodsmarket.com PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - (Daily) Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal species will be available on selected premium bottles.

Featured wineries will include such notables as Chehalem, Pride Mountain, Heitz, Clif Lede, Truchard and Adelshem (subject to availability and change). Time TBA. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com

TICKETS ON SALE KAWEHI - Thu, May 28. Kawehi is known across the nation for her live shows as a one-woman band, creating intricate loops via beatboxing, a

CIND CINDERELLA BY ALEXANDER A ACADEMY - June 6. Nathaniel Hu Hunt, a professional dancer, returns to perfo perform in this production that includes contemporary, jazz and hip hop pieces alongside traditional ballet. Two shows on June 6 at 2pm and 6pm; One show Sunday at 2pm. $10-30.

Aali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org DAVE MASON’S TRAFFIC JAM - Thu. Jun 11.

Rock and Roll Hall of Famer and co-founder of the legendary band Traffic, see Dave Mason and his Band for an evening of music history as he retraces the earliest days of his career and the works that launched his successful solo career. He’s renowned for such Traffic hits “Feelin’ Alright” and “Hole In My Shoe” as well as “We Just Disagree” and “Only You Know and I Know.” 7pm. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

DIANA ROSS - Sun, Jun 14 & Mon, Jun 15. With a career spanning more than six decades, it’s inconceivable to think international Superstar Diana Ross has never performed in Hawaii. That will change when her magical live stage production to the Islands in June.

The concert, a full theatrical experience, will include breathtaking costumes and stage design, along with her incredible band. Tickets are $75-250. 7:30pm.

Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAMO ON MAUI: WEARABLE ART SHOW Sat. Jun 20. MAMo= Maoli Arts Month is the annual month-long celebration of Native Hawaiian art.

The Wearable Art Show is a presentation encompassing both fashion and culture. Expect to see cutting edge design as well as traditional patterns

and motifs translated for contemporary styles. $35, $45, $65. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HOT TUNA ACOUSTIC DUO - Sun. Jun 21. Hot Tuna is returning to Hawaii. Jorma Kaukonen (guitar, vocals) and Jack Casady (bass), original members of SF’s Jefferson Airplane, started Hot Tuna in 1969 as a fun side project where they could play the old blues and Gospel songs they both loved. This show will be held at the beautiful, newly-renovated Mill House.

Tickets are $30, $40 and $50. Priority Seat tickets are now on sale only at Buffalo-records.com, as well as a limited number of discount 4-packs. 6pm. The Mill House, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 855-364-6622; Mauitropicalplantation.com KI HO‘ALU FESTIVAL- Sun. Jun 28. A showcase of Hawaii’s great slack key guitar musicians, presented in a laid-back, local-style outdoor festival. Bring your own beach chair, blanket or lauhala mat to stretch out on the lawn and enjoy an afternoon of music from midday till dusk. The lineup includes many of your favorite musicians and recording artists, to make this an annual favorite Maui event-fun for families and for all ages. Free. 1pm. MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org NA HOKU HOU! - Sat. Jul 11. This annual concert features winners from the Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, announced at the end of May by the Hawaii Association of Recording Arts. Enjoy the best contemporary music of Hawaii with current and previous years’ Na Hoku winners in a gorgeous setting under the glowing glass roof of the pavilion. Line-up TBA in June (after the 2015 NHH Awardees are announced). TBA. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘THE ADDAMS FAMILY’ MATINEE - Sun, Jul 12.

This show encompasses every father’s worst nightmare… his daughter falling in love with a man her parents have never met. What’s in store for these young lovebirds? $20-40. 3pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MAUI CALLS - Thu. Aug 6. It’s the MACC’s signature fundraiser gala. Enjoy delectable pupu created by chefs from stellar island restaurants, paired with premium wines served by vintners from boutique wineries around the world. The gala starts with a fresh flower lei greeting and Hawaiian music serenade, follows through with a concert by a surprise musical guest and ends with dancing under the stars.. 7pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

ART SCENE LAS FEATURED ARTIST - Thru Sun. May 31. Lahaina Arts Society is featuring two of its member artists during the month of May. The Banyan Tree Gallery will show underwater and scenic photography by John O’Leary. Multimedia art by Pamela Neswald will be featured in the Old Jail Gallery. 1pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org JEANNE YOUNG - Thu, May 21. Young displays her process and techniques. She likes subjects that stimulate her artistic passion, especially people and all the beautiful ways in which they engage with life. 12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ARIEL QUIROZ - Fri, May 22. Born in Chile, fine artist, Ariel Quiroz, enjoys drawing, painting, portraiture and the human figure, mixing realistic effects with impressionism and expressionism.

12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com JULIE HOUCK - Fri, May 22. Julie Houck’s paintings are exhibited extensively in Hawaii. Her work is part of the permanent collections of the Hawaii State Foundation on Culture and the Arts and the Hawaii State

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

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Frisky Friday w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

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CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:30pm, no cover

Memorial Day Weekend Bash w/ DJ Kamikaze $5/$10, 10pm

Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm no cover

Will Hartzag (time tba)

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

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FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

Art Museum. She also teaches plein art painting on Maui and in France. 12:30pm. Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com CELESTE BOURSIER-MOUGENOT - Daily in May (except Mon). French artist and composer Céleste Boursier-Mougenot creates intriguing works using common objects to explore combinations of sound and movement in a given space. Free.

10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org 10 X 10 EXHIBITION - Thru May 22. The Hui is excited to celebrate the opening of the 10 x 10 Exhibition. This unique show features fascinating works of art in a 10” x 10” format. Daily 9am-4pm.

Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com MAKER SPACE - Thru May 22. As part of the Hui’s 10 x 10 Exhibition, the Maker Space is a place to play, explore and experiment with small-scale artwork. The Maker Space offers many supplies for you to create a small work of art. Visit the Hui front desk to purchase your 4 x 4” board and supplies for a small fee. Daily 9am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MAY 21 ALI’I KULA LAVENDER FARM SUPPORTS MAUI FOOD BANK - Thu, May 21-Wed, May 27.

Bring in a non-perishable canned good item and get free admission to the farm. One canned good item per person. 9am. Alii Kula Lavender Farm, (1100 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-878-3004; Aliikulalavender.com PICNIC FOR POKI - Thu. May 21. Live Hawaiian entertainment will be provided with special guest Pame-

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

la Polland, founder of the renowned traditional Hawaiian music group Keaolani. Polland will sing a variety of traditional Hawaiian music classics. Roselani Place, Maui’s premier assisted living community, will have fresh baked cookies, coffee, and water. Relax under the monkey pod tree for an hour or so at this free event, which is open to the public. Attendees are encouraged to bring a lawn chair or mat and their lunch and, most importantly, a friend. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720.

IMUA FAMILY SERVICES PRESCHOOL OPEN HOUSE - Thu. May 21. Families are invited to preview the new preschool facility, meet the staff and learn more about the program. 5pm. Imua Family Services Preschool, (161 S. Wakea Ave., Kahului); 808-244-7467; Imuafamilyservices.org FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - (Every Thu) Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, MAY 22 SOUL MIND BODY SCIENCE SYSTEM - Fri. May 22. Join world-renowned soul healer and author, Zhi Gang Sha for a very special event. He’ll sign copies of his latest book, Soul Mind Body Science System. Free. 7pm. Barnes and Noble, (325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-662-1300 SPRING SUFI CAMP - Fri. May 22 - Fri. May 29.

It’s a week of Zikr, Sufi Teachings for the mystic in everyday life, Dances of Universal Peace, Meditation, Devotional Singing, Yoga, Ecstatic Dance, Rumi Cafe, Sweat Lodge Ceremonies, nourishing mostly organic vegetarian meals and communion with nature. Share the experience of living together, for a full week. Spring Sufi Camp, (Keanae Rd., Haiku); 800-385-9629; SufisHawaii.org BECOMING A BESTSELLING AUTHOR - Fri. May 22. Attend this seminar and learn how to make your publishing and business goals come true. In this twohour seminar, you’ll learn three publishing options, top five requirements for becoming a best-selling author and 18 mistakes to avoid. 1pm. Maui County Business Resource Center (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului).

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

UKULELE OHANA MOLOKAI - Fri. May 22 - Tue. May 26. Immerse yourself in old style Hawaiian music and aloha culture with Lonomusic at Puu O Hoku Ranch on Molokai. 3pm. Puu O Hoku Ranch, (MM 25, King V Highway, Kaunakakai); Ukeohana.com KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - (Every Friday) Kirtan and mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends. Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free event, donations appreciated. Every Friday night. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - (Every Fri) Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching.

Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, MAY 23 ALZHEIMER’S CARE WORKSHOP - Sat. May 23. Author and educator Frances H. Kakugawa will conduct a series of book signings and presentations, speaking on how to revise our view of Alzheimer’s caregiving as a burden and instead see it as a gift. Books will be available. For more information, call Lyndsey at 808-242-8636 or Kathleen at 808-871-5804. 9am.

Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, (11 Mahaolu St., Kahului); 808-877-0544; Halemahaolu.org YOGA FOR EVERY BODY- (Every Sat) Enjoy a free weekly yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Open to the public.

8-9:30am. (Waipuilani Park, North Kihei); 808344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - (Every Sat) Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and pos-

WED - Karaoke 9pm

sibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, MAY 24 KAEHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - (Every 4th Sunday) In collaboration with the community and NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach on the Northwest coastline of Maui in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place , Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN - Sun. May 24. Calling all young chefs: hands-on free cooking class just for you. RSVP by phone or at customer service desk.

2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com FREE HULA SHOW - (Every Sun) Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, MAY 25 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - (Every Mon) Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday.

808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org FREE HULA PERFORMANCE - (Every Mon) Center stage at Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center.

10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 27 UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. May 27. Mele Ukulele and The Shops at Wailea invite everyone to Ukulele Mix Plate. With 20-plus years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. Mele Ukulele will provide a number of “loaner” ukulele for the evening for the free introductory ukulele lesson. At the fountain courtyard where you can take part in this experience of Hawaii’s national instrument and cultural treasure, the ukulele.

6pm. Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Stef Mariani

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MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

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Natalie Nicole Band

8 Track Players

Maui Blues & Co

MON - John Ness Band, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED - Satterday Saints

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Kona Storm, 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Movie Trivia w/ Idolene Caudy, 6pm

MON-Trivia w/ Niki Guy, 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - (Every Wed) Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week.

7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com YOGA FOR EVERY BODY- (Every Wed) Enjoy a free weekly yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Open to the public!

8-9:30am. (Waipuilani Park, North Kihei); 808344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM (Every Wed) Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen.

Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula) 808-249-8811 ext 1.

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - (Every Wed) You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride.

Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free.

Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

FARMERS MARKETS & ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed & Sat 8-11 am. Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:00pm, no cover

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Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com.

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana).

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm; Mondays. 3-6pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu.

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm.

Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei).

MAUI NUI FARMERS MARKET - Every Thu, Fri,

MON- S.I.N. 50% off, 10pm, TUE-DJ Big Mike 10pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

Sat, & Sun. 8am-2pm. Maui Nui Farm (151 Pulehunui Rd., Kula).

UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAFE CAFE MAUI - Fri, Sunset Session Fridays with Noah & Auggie 4:30-7pm. (129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-283-2739.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:00-9:30pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Sun Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Wed Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Closed, Throwback; Fri, Kanekoa 7pm; Sat, Thunder n’ Lightning 4:30-7pm, Kona Storm (late night time tba); Sun, Jazz Brunch & Rick G 7pm; Mon, Rick G 7pm; Tue, Bowzer 7pm; Wed, Blues with Mr. Marky Mark Johnstone; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE MAUI - TBA; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2578.

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Sign Language GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Get out of your head, get into your body. Get out of your head, get into your body. Get out of your head, get into your body. Stop reading this already! This is head bullshit, and it’s no good for you. Go squeeze out a shit, go screw someone, go just play with your hands in the dirt. Sweat, grunt, fart, and pig out. Eat your meals without utensils. Do whatever you can to be an animal and not a big over-brained human being this week. Your head is toxic and prone to explosions, so give it a break by just living inside your skin.

Do not, do not, do not ever talk about shit when you could bedoing it instead. I can’t believe you’ve read this far, but since you did, I’ll say it one more time: get out of your head, get into your body.

so you’ll be in great demand this week. If I were you, however, I’d think twice before accommodating any of their demands. You’d almost certainly regret it.

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1: C–$10 million 2: D–Coconut’s Fish Cafe 3: E–Snollygoster

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

There’s glass in your food. There are also holes in your condoms, and poisonous subliminal messages in every bit of media around you, but you’re not even breaking a sweat. You eat risk for breakfast.

You fart danger. I’m not going to parade caution around as an enticing lover. You know better. Caution is boring. Prudence leaves fear-induced shitstains on all your furniture. I’m here to validate your crazy recklessness. It’s totally the way to go. Life is for living, as you know all too well. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise, or keep you from living it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Imagination, the creative expression of our minds, means we don’t have to wait millennia for a change, we can simply evolve. If you can see the place you want to be now, it means you already contain the ability to move there at your will. The only thing that keeps you in your old patterns is habit, and habits can get tired, too.

Screw incremental sea changes of the soul.

They’re for loser Republicans and delusional Fundamentalists. Now is a great time for you to make your own self-governed quantum leap. Put down the blueprints, close your eyes, and jump.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Why does your lover always have to make the first move? You’re the most motivated person you know, when it comes to heady shit you understand, like business, or sarcasm. But when you encounter stuff that actually gets your heart and soul aflutter and astir, you’re miserably passive and contained. Enough, already. You’ve had more than two and half years of training at not only expressing emotion openly, but initiating emotional interactions. If you haven’t actually been practicing, this week would be a good time to start.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Are you a pussycat or a lion? Do you feel like roaring and smashing everything to pieces until your furious will is served? Or would you rather be cute and cuddly and bat your doe-eyes at those who might deliver what you want? Instead of telling you which will work better, I’d rather help you escape this kind of dangerous inner dichotomy. Think of a new modus operandi or two this week, as the old ways will cease to be useful quite soon. In other words, both roaring and mewling will fall on deaf ears, so you’d better be prepared to either do shit yourself (without resentment) or let it go completely.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

No one’s going to believe this self-defeating bullshit you weave about not being great. People see straight through it as an I’ll-beat-you-to-thepunch strategy, so don’t even try it this week. You know you’re great, we think you’re great, so shut the hell up already and just be great. Modesty is crap, especially when it’s so damn false. You know it, we know it. The difference is, we’re prepared to do something about it. This is personal evolution at gunpoint; There’s an astrological coalition prepared to enforce the following edict this week, so watch out: Be proud of yourself, without any ridiculous self-deprecation, or we’ll kick your ass.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Be the lizard that loses the tip of its tail in order to escape predators who grab onto it, or better yet, be the butterfly whose huge decoy eyespots deter potential threats before they even get close. This week you could be getting the kind of close-up scrutiny or pursuit usually only experienced by tiny animal prey moments before they’re eaten. However, you needn’t feel threatened; now that you know to keep alert, you’re more than capable of evading, if not avoiding, your hunters, thus rendering what might be a hostile situation into one that’s more exciting, or even amusing.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You are King Midas of the golden touch this week. Everything you come into contact with will seem (at first) to become shiny, cool, and excitingly valuable. However, just like that poor schmuck, you’re liable to realize quite quickly that the golden version of your friends and possessions isn’t the least bit fun or desirable.

Who needs gleaming bedroom slippers that weigh ten pounds apiece, or a best buddy who knows he’s worth his poundage in precious metals? The trouble is, everyone thinks those things would be fantastic,

Drunken shenanigans are all well and good, but most of the time the alcohol is just an excuse to do something we secretly wanted to do all along. This week practice skipping the booze and jumping right to the exciting, dangerous, or taboo scenarios you were using it to get to. Let yourself just go there sober.

Ironically, they will become even more exciting and dangerous and taboo, since you’re entering into them with a clear head. And instead of feeling fuzzy-headed and regretful the next day, you’re more likely to feel proud and empowered. Seems like a win to me.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

I dreamt about a new brand of ice cream that marketed excitingly innovative flavors, like Electric, and Pink. These were taste sensations created specifically for consumption as ice cream, instead of being ice cream designed to emulate things.

You’re in a better position this week to come up with something truly original (and marketable), or at least an original combination of old ideas than you have been in a long, long time. Pay attention to the semi-secret, even nonsensical, workings of your monkey mind. Amongst all the silly compost of your thoughts will be a gem or three.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Don’t waste time this week watching crap movies just because they make you feel smart, by contrast.

Nor are you astrologically permitted to visit your hometown so you can see your sad-sack high school classmates managing the local Taco Bell and feel smugly superior. If you can’t feel good about yourself and your achievements on their own merits, without holding up other people’s miserable failings to provide a flattering comparison, you’ve got a problem. Address that this week. You’ve fallen short of your wildest dreams, like every other human being on the planet. Meanwhile, you’ve done some good shit. Be proud, my dear. Be proud.

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