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1. The Obama Administration has selected Maui County Councilmember Elle Cochran to serve on what federal committee, according to an Oct. 15 Maui County Council press release?

A. National Highways Council’s coordinating committee B. National Ocean Council’s governance coordinating committee C. National Education Fund’s local policy committee D. National Healthcare Council’s county

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the state Attorney General’s office and numerous media reports. The AG’s office filed the complaint on Oct. 13 in District Court in Honolulu; Hawaii News Now broke the story three days later.

The first count alleges that McKelvey, “On or about July 10 and 30, 2014, and August 1, 2014… did recklessly file candidate committee reports that were not complete and accurate, to wit, a first preliminary primary report and two amended first preliminary primary reports that did not report all contributions and expenditures.” Hawaii News Now pegged the sum of unreported campaign contributions at $33,000, and The Maui News reported on Oct. 18 that McKelvey said his former campaign treasurer–who has since told the Campaign Spending Commission that he accepts full responsibility–filed the bad reports.

The second count alleged that “On or about January 10, 2014, to and including June 5, 2014… [McKelvey] recklessly allowed a person who was not the treasurer and/or deputy treasurer of his campaign committee, to wit Joan McKelvey [Angus’ mother], to receive contributions and/or to make and/or incur expenditures

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We know that the Maui County Liquor Commission’s Oct. 7 selection of Dana “Son of former LC Director Joe” Souza to be the new Liquor Control Director was fast, but was it too fast? Did it, in fact, violate the state’s Sunshine Law? At least one local public official thinks so.

“It was a railroad job,” said the official, who requested anonymity. “I have concerns as to how it was done. Selecting a new director was not on the agenda.”

The Sunshine Law, put simply, requires all public commissions, boards and councils in the state to post detailed agendas ahead of meetings and then take action only on what’s posted on said agendas. Its purpose is to make sure members of the public have enough time to see what the panel will take up before deciding whether to attend or even give testimony.

“It’s to protect our democratic way of government so the public can participate,” Lorna Aratani, a staff attorney with the state’s Office of Information Practices, which monitors compliance with the Sunshine Law, told me. “If notice isn’t sufficient, then the public wouldn’t know to participate.”

According to LC Deputy Director Traci Fujita Villarosa–who is a former attorney with the Maui County Corporation Counsel’s office–longtime LC Director Frank Silva announced his retirement at the Sept.

9, 2015 Liquor Commission hearing. So the next month, the following item appeared at the end of the Oct. 7 commission agenda (under “ADMINISTRATIVE AFFAIRS”): “Discussion on the process for the appointment of a new Director of the Department of Liquor Control.”

That’s it. Sure, there was an italicized note following that saying the commission would probably have to “go into executive session” to talk with its attorney about its “powers, duties, privileges, immunities, and liabilities” in regards to selecting a new director, but there was nothing more than that. When I read the agenda in advance of

the Oct. 7 meeting, I thought all the commission would do was go over the “process” of selecting a new director, and leave the actual selection to further meetings.

After all, there was recent precedent for all this. In 2014, Police Chief Gary Yabuta announced that he would step down. That meant the Maui County Police Commission–a panel similar to the Liquor Commission–had to select a new chief.

They did so over a period of five months.

Meeting agendas constantly alerted the public as to their progress. The first time the matter appeared on the Police Commission agenda was during its May 28, 2014 meeting. That agenda included items like “Determination of Process for the Police Chief Selection” (which involved sub-items like “Review of Recruitment,” “Discussion of Interview Questions” and “Application Deadline”) and “Creation of Selection Committee.”

This new Selection Committee gave updates the June 18, 2014 and July 16, 2014 Police Commission meetings (both updates were included on the respective agendas).

Finally, the Sept. 3, 2014 Police Commission agenda wrapped it all up “Interview and Discussion of Police Chief Applicants” and “Selection of Police Chief.”

The Liquor Commission did none of that. They told the public they were discussing the “process” on Oct. 7, and then skipped all the way to selection (by the way, Dana Souza, the new director, was also a member of the Liquor Commission).

Aratani would not comment specifically on the Liquor Commission issue, and wouldn’t render an opinion on whether their Oct. 7 agenda and subsequent director selection violated the Sunshine Law. So I asked her to comment on a hypothetical situation in which a panel posted on their agenda that they would discuss the “process”–I made sure to use that word–of selecting a new director but then actually chose one.

“That’s a gray area,” she said. “But it certainly doesn’t seem to be in the spirit of the Sunshine Law. A reasonable person looking at that agenda would have no idea they were actually selecting a director.”

Hypothetically, of course.

Ed Kushi, the Corporation Counsel attorney who advises the Liquor Commission, did not respond to an emailed request for comment by press time. In its Oct. 8 story on Souza’s selection, The Maui News quoted Liquor Commission chairperson Robert Tanaka as saying, “Everybody felt he was the right person.”

(Note: as we were going to press, the Liquoc Commission announced that they would hold a "Special Meeting" on Wed., Oct. 28 that appears to be a do-over on Souza's appointment.

See Mauitime.com for more information.)

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SAY IT AIN’T SO, ANGUS! State Representative Angus McKelvey, D-West Maui, is in hot water over irregularities with his 2014 campaign spending, according to a complaint filed last week by

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on behalf of the campaign committee.”

That, McKelvey explained (according to The Maui News), was due to “checks being cut and reimbursements not being done properly.” McKelvey’s campaign spending records also show that in the first half of 2014, his campaign paid Joan $7,000 for “services rendered.”

In any case, both counts are misdemeanors.

Though there’s an outside chance he could get jail time for them, McKelvey expressed deep remorse to The Maui News and said he’s working things out with the Attorney General.

“I’m working with the AG’s office to reach a settlement,” McKelvey said in The Maui News. “I apologize that things led up to this complaint.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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“A county manager would be a professional administrator appointed by the council,” White wrote in his cover letter to the commission. “This form of administration would provide stability in operations and draw professionally qualified department heads and deputies. The county manager would carry out the policies and execute ordinances established by the Council.”

Most municipalities in the U.S. have city or county managers at the top (not to be confused with Maui County Managing Director Keith Regan–who’s also running for the Maui County Council next year; he’s a mayoral appointee who lacks the hiring and firing authority of a true county manager). In those cities and counties that have a mayor, it’s usually a figurehead position, rotated through the City or County Council. But the real power of running departments is vested with the manager.

While this does indeed “promote efficiency and professionalism in government,” as White says it does, it also places the levers of power even further away from the electorate (and vastly increases the power of the City or County Council). Normally I’d say this was a bad thing, but given the recent revelations about the political machinations from the knuckleheads running Mayor Arakawa’s administration these days (see MauiTime’s “All Da Mayor’s Men, Oct. 15), it’s hard to say Maui might not benefit from White’s suggestion. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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SHAN TSUTSUI DOING MORE YEARNING THAN WORKING? Anyone wondering how Maui’s own Shan Tsutsui is doing over in the Lieutenant Governor’s office really ought to read the Oct. 12 Honolulu Star-Advertiser story “Tsutsui yearns for bigger role.” In case you didn’t get the headline’s subtle subtext, it would seem that he’s had better jobs in his 44 years.

“I was involved in more strategic meetings; I was always involved in those things under the previous [Neil Abercrombie] administration,” Tsutsui told reporter Sophie Cocke. “Under this [David Ige]

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administration, probably not so much.”

Though Tsutsui assured Cocke that “I don’t ever want to be the rebel,” it’s clear that Ige himself has all but sidelined him to that role.

Here’s a remarkable example: “Tsutsui said he isn’t sure who Ige’s strategic advisers are. ‘I assume they have a team,’ he said.”

This is just the way things are with lieutenant governors in Hawaii. Tsutsui was elected on his own, so Ige can’t get rid of him, but he can give him nothing to do–a point Cocke brutally sharpened with this paragraph: “Hawaii lieutenant governors have little power unless afforded it by the governor.

As Tsutsui sat in his office chair, a stack of name change applications in need of approval rested on his desk, one of his few official tasks as lieutenant governor.”

That’s right, folks: the former President of the Hawaii State Senate now sits at his desk approving name change applications.

The story briefly mentions speculation that Tsutsui may run for Maui Mayor in 2018, which sounds great–if we still have a mayor’s office by then. Because if Maui County Council Chairperson Mike White gets his way, Alan Arakawa will be the county’s last elected mayor.

On Sept. 1, White sent over a package of stuff (mainly a June 28, 2015 Maui News editorial, and his own Maui News op-ed from July 19, 2015) to the Cost of Government Commission. In it, White asks the panel to study “the potential cost savings and efficiencies” derived from Maui County adopting a county manager form of government.

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The bold, shameless leering of David Zaitzeff is legendary around Seattle’s parks, and more so since he filed a civil complaint against the city in September challenging its anti-voyeurism law for placing a “chilling effect” on his photography of immodestly dressed women in public.

Though he has never been charged with a crime, he roams freely (and apparently joyously) around short- skirted and swimsuit-clad “gals” while himself often wearing only a thong and bearing a “Free Hugs and Kisses” sign. Zaitzeff’s websites “extol” public nudity, wrote the Seattle PostIntelligencer, and explain, for example, that a woman who angles her “bod” to offer a view of “side boob” is fair game for his camera. Zaitzeff’s complaint–that the law criminalizes photography of a person’s “intimate areas” (clothed or not) without explicit permission–is distressing him.

DEMOCRACY BLUES Randy Richardson, 42, vying unopposed for the Riceville, Iowa, school board (having agreed to run just because he has two kids in school) failed to get any votes at all–as even he was too busy on election day (Sept.

8) to make it to the polls (nor were there any write-ins). To resolve the 0-0 result, the other board members simply appointed Richardson to the office. Riceville, near the Minnesota border, is a big-time farming community, and registered voters queried by The Des Moines Register said they just had too much fieldwork to do that day.

MEDICAL MARVELS Researchers recently came upon a small community (not named) in the Dominican Republic with an unusual incidence of adolescent boys having spent the first decade or so of their lives as girls because their penises and testes did not appear until puberty. A September BBC News dispatch referred to the boys as “Guevedoces” and credited the community for alerting researchers, who ultimately developed a drug to replace the culprit enzyme whose absence was causing the problem. (The full shot of testosterone that should have been delivered in the mother’s womb was not arriving until puberty.)

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS The serpentine queue extended for blocks in September in Lucknow, India, after the state government of Uttar Pradesh announced 368 job openings (almost all menial)–eventually resulting in about 2.3 million applications, 200,000 from people with advanced degrees (even though the $240/ month positions required only a fifth-grade education, according to an Associated Press dispatch). About 13 million young people enter India’s job market each year.

NEW WORLD ORDER At a September convention on ethical issues involving computers, a researcher at Britain’s De Montfort University decried the development of devices that might permit human-robot sex. Though no human would be “victimized,” the researcher warned that such machines (some already in service) will exacerbate existing “power imbalances” between men and women and pave the way for more human exploitation. One critic challenged, offering that such robots would be no more demeaning to women than, say, vibrators. But the researcher ominously warned that there may someday be robots resembling children, marketed for sex. (A September USA Today dispatch from Tokyo reported that the company SoftBank had banned sex, via its user agreement, with its new four-foot-tall human-like robot–even though “Pepper” features nothing resembling genitalia.)

VOMIT TEMPLE? Thailand’s “Last Resort Rehab” at the Wat Thamkrabok Temple about 100 miles north of Bangkok resembles a traditional drug-detox facility (work, relaxation, meditation)–except for the vomiting. At the “Vomit Temple,” Buddhist priests mix a concoction of 120 herbal ingredients that are nasty, according to the temple’s methamphetamine addicts interviewed for a recent Australian TV documentary. Said one, of the rehab agenda: “Vomiting is at 3 p.m. every day. Foreigners must vomit for the first five days. The vomiting is intense.”

FINER POINTS OF THE LAW People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals filed a federal lawsuit in California in September on behalf of an endangered crested black macaque that wandered up to an unattended camera on a tripod and clicked a selfie. The camera belonged to photographer David Slater, who claimed copyright to the photo even though “Naturo” actually snapped it. The shot might be valuable to Naturo since it has become viral on the Internet. (Though the photo was taken in Indonesia, Slater’s publisher is based in California.)

BEST LAWSUIT EVER Jose Banks, now 40, filed a $10 million lawsuit in 2014 against the federal government because jailers at Chicago’s high-rise Metropolitan Correctional Center failed to guard him closely enough in 2012, thus enabling him to think he could escape.

He and a cellmate had rappelled 17 floors with bed sheets, but Banks was re-arrested a few days later. Still, he claimed that the escape caused him great trauma, in addition to “humiliation and embarrassment” and “damage to his reputation.” (In September, the U.S. Court of Appeals turned him down. Wrote the judges, “No one has a personal right to be better guarded.”) ■

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Fantasy Bug Cocktail: A classic Creme de Menthe Frappe with Chauplines– chocolate covered toasted grasshoppers.

GIOVANNI STEVEN CAPPELLI Casanova is: Since 1989, it is the place to go for friends, fun, great music and dance. Before or after dinner. And it has Maui’s famous Ladies Night every Wednesday and rotating performers and shows–live or DJs–on weekend nights.

My Drink: The Crimson Martini, my favorite fruit salad: Apple Absolut vodka, Peach Absolut vodka, splash of cranberry and OJ, stirred not shaken.

Try this: Before dinner, the Campari Shakkerato: Campari and Stoli vodka, chilled and shaken. After dinner, the Sicilian Martini: Lemoncello and Orange Kettle One vodka, chilled and stirred. Or sip Prosecco with a splash of Campari, it will take you to Milano for Fashion Week and back.

CHRIS FITE The Red Bar at Gannon’s is: A stunning bar with a stunning view and fun bartenders. We have Fulton Tashombe jamming out a nice mix of jazz and modern pop on Fridays from 5-7pm and he often brings some talented friends. It’s all really good food on our menu and we have a great selection of wine, local liquors, craft cocktails and beer. Our steamed clams are the biz, though, and if anything is to jump off as awesome, it’s them. I rock our Truffle Mac and Cheese about twice a week and the Burger the other two days I work. Of course, I’d be in it deep if I didn’t mention Bev’s Crab Fonduta–it’s rich, tasty and something truly unique.

Best Neighborhood Bar: I was just reading about bar closures recently. The rise of the cuisine and foody culture, I believe, has a lot to do with the decline of the dive bar. It doesn’t help that out here on Maui you can’t get a pitcher of beer, either. People more and more tend towards happy hour hangouts and generally a restaurant is going to have better eats. That being said, I think there will always be a place for the dive bar.

Longhi’s, Mulligan’s and Manoli’s are the

bars you can usually catch me at. I try to get to Kahale’s for my music fix and Comedy Night at Three’s is always great. Though I’d only call Kahale’s a dive, they are proud of being the best dive on Maui anyhow and Mulligan’s has that neighborhood pub feel while having some of the best live music you can get on the Southside.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: I’m seeing a martini. Godiva dark chocolate liqueur, Chopin vodka, a dash of orange bitters and a sprinkle of chocolate-covered ants.

LISA GERSTENBERGER The Steel Horse is: The Cheers of Maui. Happy hour is from 10am to 6pm, and we have free grinds and live music Friday and Saturday nights.

My Drink: One of our martinis or craft beers.

Try This: The Hawaiian Delight, with dark rum amaretto liqueur, pineapple juice, lime juice, simple syrup shaken over ice.

AARON ALCALA-MOSLEY Cow Pig Bun is: “Burgers and Bourbon.” It’s a speakeasy style bar with a focus on whiskey and pre-Prohibition style cocktails that serves a small menu of killer burgers and sandwiches. We tend to keep the lights low, the music mellow and the food and drinks flowing. We’re located in the Kihei Tech Park across from Maui Brew Co. in a dark mirrored building that doesn’t look like it houses a restaurant. It’s an interesting location, but I think it adds to the speakeasy vibe as it can be difficult to find.

We have a great local crowd as they are the ones who can find us. From 4-6pm we do happy hour with 30 percent off all food, $2 off beer and house cocktails. Those burgers are a steal and worth every penny!

Best Neighborhood Bar: I enjoy seeing my neighbors at Moose McGillycuddy’s, but I turn Maui Brew Co. into my office on many occasions. It’s quiet enough, plenty of space, the views good and they have wi-fi. Plus, it always smells like fresh bread. Gotta love the smell of beer being made.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: I think ant salt would definitely be the way to start. I know they’re a little peppery, and mixed in with some chili or black pepper would make for

a fun rim. I would love to see a combination of corn, mezcal and honey.You can even incorporate a fried worm or grub on a pick.

Hey, that’s not a bad cocktail idea!

SARAH PLEMEL Milagros Food Co. is: A local favorite, providing great food and drinks, Maui’s largest tequila selection, generous portions, lava grilled burgers and plenty of Aloha. Milagros has margaritas for every kind of drinker: strong, sweet, sour, spicy, crisp, fruity. We have the best happy hour on the Northshore.

Most Local Drink: We have the Maui Mule made with Pau Vodka fresh mint and candied ginger and the Ocean Refresher made with ocean vodka, candied ginger and fresh cucumber.

Local Maui Brewing Co. beer on draft and in the can, Pau vodka, Ocean vodka and local whiskeys.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: It’s no fantasy! A true mezcal tequila straight up, the way they’re meant to be.

JASON VENDRELL Monkeypod Bar is: A place that serves great drinks, made with the best possible ingredients, by people who genuinely care about their guests and their craft.

Most Local Drink: The No Ka Oi (named because all the ingredients are from Maui). Ocean Vodka, Thai basil, lilikoi, lime, honey and egg whites. We sell a lot of Maui Brewing Co. beers, Ocean vodka, Pau vodka and Old Lahaina rum.

Best Bar Trend: One of the things I’ve really been thinking about lately, something that never goes out of style, is hospitality. Whether it’s at a neighborhood dive or a hip gastropub, the most memorable and revered bartenders are the ones who make their guests feel important, not those who promote their own perceived celebrity.

The trend I would love to see take hold is a commitment to gracious hospitality over competition and self-promotion.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: Is that for real!?

Well, I think a preserved butterfly or live praying mantis as a garnish would be fun.

Campari used to be colored with insect blood until 2006 and I think some Italian liqueurs still are. Those would be fun to play with.

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Depending upon the time of year, you can also watch the sunset without leaving your bar stool, which really adds to the happy hour experience.

Most Local Drink: Earlier this year, we hosted the first ever Rum Scrum Cocktail Contest in partnership with Maui’s Deep Island Hawaiian rum.

The winning cocktail, Maika‘i by Gabe Harvey of Kihei, is featured on our menu. It has Deep Island Hawaiian rum, passion fruit puree, coconut water, orgeat and lime juice.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: Take a scorpion and marinate it in some Hawaiian Chili pepper water, then serve in a spicy lilikoi margarita.

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South Shore Tiki Lounge is: Just a humble little joint in paradise.

Try this: Hawaiian X is super popular at Tiki’s. Raspberry vodka, X-rated liqueur, fresh pineapple juice, served with a pineapple. Can’t go wrong.

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TRISTON RODRIGUES Hali‘imaile General Store is: Somewhere you come for a WOW experience. For happy hour, head to our sister restaurant, The Red Bar, 3pm to 8:30pm daily.

Try this: Tai Mai (the 2013 award winning Mai Tai), Lemongrass ginger frost, HGS Champagne Cocktail with Hibiscus flower and Elderflower Liqueur, Kaffir Lime Daiquiri, Mangorita made with real mango chunks.

Most Local Drink: Our own lemongrass ginger frost made from fresh picked lemongrass, ginger and lime from Bev Gannon’s yard.

NUI VILLALON Mala Wailea & Migrant Modern Cuisine Wailea is: An eclectic mix of people from various place. Since we’re located in a resort, we have guests from all walks of life stopping by.

Most Local Drink: We try to support local business as much as possible. Beers from Maui Brewing Co., Big Island Brewhaus, Kona Brewing Co and Aloha Beer. Spirits like Pau vodka and Ocean vodka, Deep Island Wave rum. Also using locally made bitters from Hawaii Bitters. The restaurant’s signature drink, the Migrant Mojito,

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808 on Main is: Your new Wailuku neighborhood bar and restaurant. Happy hour features $2 off all pupus like the Kimchi Pork Balls and Buffalo Brussels Sprouts. We have free wi-fi, daily drink specials like the Main St. Mule and Maker’s Smash for cocktails. We fresh squeeze all of our juices daily, use local mint, strawberries and herbs in our dishes and drinks. We are starting to grown some of our own herbs to use as well.

My Drink: House “Smoked” Eagle Rare Manhattan, Maker’s Smash,

is made with muddled local mint and limes, Deep Island Wave rum made on Maui and our housemade calamansi syrup. Then it’s topped with our signature guava foam. For the adventurous cocktail drinker, try our drink with Valley Isle Kombucha’s calamansi-flavored kombucha, special made for our restaurant here on Maui.

Try this: The Beach Bonfire: mezcal with fresh lemon juice and demerara syrup on ice, then topped off with Maui Brewing Co Bikini Blonde and a li hing mui citrus rim!

OWEN LUEDERS Maui Brewing Co. Kahana Brewpub is: Unpretentious. Our 25plus whiskies plus the new premium rums, vodkas and tequilas on our drink

list have something to complement all the beer styles on tap. If you asked our regulars what spirit to order, they would tell you to order a Pueo Pale Ale first and go from there. Dollar off all of our Maui Brews during happy hour is a solid deal but half-off our house food specialties like Maui Cattle Co. Pipikaula and the housemade bratwurst keep people occupied well past happy hour.

Most Local Drink: Our Mana Mai Tai is all about Maui. Mana, pineapple, a little orgeat and Coconut Porter.

Welcome home. Beer cocktails are fresh right now and so that gives us some space to innovate. Gin, honey, lemonade and Big Swell; elderflower and our housemade root beer. We’ve narrowed down the current menu to four beer cocktails but it was a long process.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: Starry night: Lightning bugs, Zaya, coconut water and lime from my yard and a Coconut Porter float. No garnish necessary.

EVA TUDOR-JONES Ambrosia is: The coolest bar with the hottest dance floor on Maui.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: The Bugged Out after-dinner and dessert drink.

Marinate giant centipedes in Old Lahaina Dark rum with vanilla beans for four weeks. Then blend with Koloa Coffee rum and pour over vanilla shake.

Mmmmm, I can almost taste the poison just thinking about it!

ROBIN T. PALLAS Cheeseburger In Paradise is: Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais and rock-n-roll Most Local Drink: Maui-Thyme Lemonade with local Maui Pau vodka, orange/passion fruit syrup and a sprig of thyme Fantasy Bug Cocktail: Espresso Martini with a dark chocolate swirl and white chocolate-covered ants

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We have a huge lanai and AC inside–it’s the perfect hangout for enjoying great beers, wine and food while watching

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Try this: Pau vodka mule with locally sourced fresh mint.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: The Beetle Juice of course! Dark red and purple berry mojito with muddled beetles and mint.

CY GABOURIE Ocean Pool Bar and Grill is: A fun and casual food and drink bar dropped poolside in a relaxed, memorable resort setting. From 3-5pm daily, guests and locals gather at Ocean to find some shade under our new roof to beat the heat during happy hour with $5 house mai tais, $6 drink of the days and $5 draft. Light and fresh apps are also on special. Local entertainment runs 4-7pm, Mondays and Fridays.

Best Neighborhood Bar: Seahouse in Napili.

Most Local Drink: Starwood Scratch Mai Tai. This handmade Mai Tai blend uses Deep Island Hawaiian rum, Orange curacao, Kula citrus, orgeat, rock candy syrup and pineapple juice.

It’s topped with a squeeze of lime. This is a true classic.

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My Drink: I’ll almost always be drinking an IPA but my girl loves our Strawberries and Cream: the Mother Earth Cali Creamin mixed with the Maui Brew Co. Bursting Heart Kula strawberry saison.

Fantasy Lizard Brew: We serve the Gecko Bite. Dark Imperial or stout with a cider. Very popular, and no insects needed!

MONICA FEDRI The Oceanside Bar is: Approachable, creative, and promotes an expansive list with different delightful offerings that appeals to different palates, from innovative beer-tinis to trendy mules and one-of-akind award-winning creations, local craft brews and even a wine with Hawaii ties.

Most Local Drink: Our No Ka Oi Mai Tai cocktail. Created by Westin Maui’s bartender Jr. Bumanglag, it incorporates the best of what Maui has to offer: pineapple and coconut rum, grand marnier, fresh pineapple and orange juice, citrus-infused

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Fantasy Bug Cocktail: A Gummy Worm infused with vodka–no insect was sacrificed for the sake of a cocktail.

Hula Grill is: The genuine Maui experience you’ve been dreaming of, featuring fresh local products, Hawaii Regional Cuisine, as well as celebrating Hawaiian music and dance.

Most Local Drink: We are the only spot on island to carry Barefoot Brew, a honey golden ale brewed exclusively for us by Maui Brewing Co. Fantasy Bug Cocktail: Shaken Peligroso tequila, fresh squeezed orange juice, li hing mui, habaneros and a kiawesmoked Maui centipede.

TOM BEAN Ko Bar is: The bar for fresh garden-to-glass specialties and Tiki classics served overlooking the beautiful Fairmont Kea Lani grounds.

Most Local Drink: Ko Plantation: Ko’s signature cocktail featuring Mauimade Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum, ginger, fresh pineapple, cilantro, fresh lime and pure cane sugar. Then there’s Nestor’s Calamansi Mojito: Kea Lani calamansi fruit muddled with our garden mint, simple syrup and Sammy’s Rum. Shaken and kept rustic, topped with soda water.

Neighborhood Bar: Monkeypod for great cocktails, food and, most importantly, service.

JESSICA MCCOOL Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill is: A fun, laid-back, local and tourist place to eat, drink, watch sports and have fun with the family.

Most Local Drink: With the help of Aloha Aina Organics we dreamed up a Maui Dragonfruit Martini with locallymade Ocean vodka, fresh dragonfruit puree and organic coconut water Fantasy Bug Cocktail: Living on Maui, it would definitely have to be a centipede.

BREANNA RICHARDSON The Mill House Restaurant and Bar is: A unique blend of plantation, rustic, local and sophisticated style in the heart of Waikapu.

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JARON BLOSSER Three’s Bar and Grill is: A casual place to go when you want friendly staff, cutting edge cocktails, off the charts wine selection and craft beers all at amazing prices. Our selection of drink and food for happy hour are the largest on the island, considering all drinks are discounted

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Most Local Drink: Definitely our handmade Bloody Mary, done with 17 different herbs, chile water with 10 items or so and Haiku Tomatoes. Plus we have Pau vodka, Paniolo blended whiskey, Koloa dark and light rum and, for beers, Maui Brewing Co. and Big Island Brewhaus.

except the specialty cocktails and about 15 different food items. You can come to Three’s 50 times for just happy hour and always try something different every time.

Most Local Drink: The Hibiscus Gimlet.

We pick the hibiscus ourselves and that lends such an amazing flavor to the cocktail.

All our herbs are local as well for all drinks.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: The Young Grasshopper: a sake cocktail with a candied grasshopper.

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: Ah… a scorpion inside a smoky mezcal drink and topped with chartreuse and some bubbles to open up all the flavors

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My Drink: Martini.

Try This: Mai Tai, Maui Mule or a cold beer. We carry Ocean vodka, Bikini Blonde, Mana Wheat and Maui Platinum Rum.

MITCH KORTUS Cane & Canoe Bar is: A modern plantation-style bar furnished with a pool table and televisions with DirecTV channels for optimal sports viewing. Full and light menu provided, from tuna tartare to burgers, salads and pizzas and hand-crafted cocktails by mixologists and sommelier curated wines. Saturday also features pianist Franklin Russell from 7-9pm. Each day we create a featured cocktail that we offer for happy hour. Some have been loved so much that they stay on the regular menu. When you come visit me at Cane & Canoe Bar, make sure you ask what we are featuring.

Most Local Drink: Our Rose Garden.

It features Ulupalakua Vineyards Rose, Maui-sourced lemon and mint and rosemary grown in our own garden on the grounds of Montage Kapalua Bay. It’s important for us to support great tasting local products. From Maui, we feature Maui Brewing Co., Pau vodka and cognac, Ocean vodka, Deep Island rum and wines from Ulupalakua Vineyards.

From Kauai, we feature Koala rums and Nani Moon Meadery. From the Big Island, we feature Mehana Brewing Co..

JUSTIN NUCKLE Duke’s Beach House is: Sumptuous drinks served in Duke’s relaxed, oceanfront hale.

Try This: Duke’s Happy Hour offers

our discounted prices on all draft beers, including our rotating handles, as well as our barrel-to-glass wine. Mai Tais and Duke’s Lemonades are a deal at $6. Our seasonal, handcrafted cocktail is currently the delicious ‘E Hua Tini, which is offered for $10 (normally $14).

Fantasy Bug Cocktail: Barking Spider: A twist on a blue margarita, served up in a martini glass with a crunchy tarantula.

MAISIE RAMAGE Stopwatch Bar & Grill is: A local country bar where you can get ice-cold beer with a shot of whiskey on the side, some good hot food and everybody knows your name. Our happy hour is pretty plain and simple. We’re serving up a lot of dollar-off 12-oz beers, domestic bottles, wines and wells from 3:30-6:30pm, usually accompanied by a game of some sort or an awesome playlist, depending on the season.

Most Local Drink: Our regulars are mostly beer drinkers with shots on the side, but we get to make a Mai Tai here and there. We don’t make an in-house mix, so we all get creative with our own recipes. Whether it’s mango, lychee or the original, it works every time.

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Hagar tapped Maui master distiller Mark Nigbur to create his rum from turbinado sugar. You can watch its production during the daily Hali‘imaile Distilling Company tours (there’s also a tasting room).

We caught up with Hagar between his Cabo Wabo Cantina birthday bash in Cabo San Lucas Mexico and tour dates with his band The Circle (Michael Anthony, Jason Bonham and Vic Johnson) and asked him a few questions about Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum. MAUITIME: Why was it important for you to build a brand on Maui?

SAMMY HAGAR: I’m a part time resident of Maui owning two homes there and spending as much time as possible in Maui paradise. Making my rum there was a natural since I have been in the spirits business for over two decades. I know what it takes to make a high quality spirit. I met with a distiller that was making a great pineapple vodka (Pau), and asked him if he could take the great Maui Gold sugar cane and make me a high quality rum. He said “Hell, yes” and away we went.

I love Maui and have many ties there, including a Sammy’s Beach Bar & Grill restaurant at the Kahului Airport. All my profits from that restaurant go to local Maui charities–over a million dollars so far and counting.

MT: What’s the end game for Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum? Has the vision changed since you launched in 2011?

SH: My goal was to make the best white rum in the world and share it with my fans and friends and this remains my goal today.

MT: You are known as the Red Rocker and your fans are known Red Heads.

What’s the relation to your newest crimson spirit, which is called Red Head Macadamia Nut Rum? SH: My fans are called Red Heads so I dedicated a special rum made just for them. It couples two of Hawaii’s best known ag products–macadamia nuts and sugar cane–and has

an all natural coloring agent to make it red.

MT: How did you make that jump from tequila to rum? It’s such a different spirit.

What was the original attraction to rum?

SH: Rum in Maui and throughout the islands is a part of the romance and casual relaxing vibe I feel when I’m there. When I get off the plane in Maui I can smell and feel the island. It’s like a floral and earthy sensation. I have always known that if I could capture it in a local spirit, it would be a product I could be proud to share with both locals and with the rest of the world.

MT: Why should celebrity-backed spirits be taken seriously?

SH: My rum (like my tequila) is not a celebrity-backed or endorsement brand.

I own it, and anything I put my name on it is first class or I don’t do it. Taste it for yourself to see that this rum is a serious product with consistent high quality.

MT: Speaking of celebrity endorsements, what are some of your favorite bars on Maui?

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SH: Any bar that serves my rum! Well, there are so many it’s hard to only name a few but I love Mama’s, Hali‘imaile General Store, Ko at the Fairmont, Kuma Bar & Grill, Paiolo, Tommy Bahama’s, the Four Seasons, Monkeypod, Fleetwood’s, Mala, Roy’s, Merriman’s and many more.

MT: What are your favorite rum drinks?

SH: I like white rum on the rocks with a twist of lemon or orange. But I have put all my favorite recipes on our web site at Sammysbeachbarrum.com/recipes.

MT: Ok, Rum on the Rocks sounds like a Red Rocker drink. Your online recipe list is huge! Can you narrow it down for us. How about the last rum cocktail you drank, and where was that? Can you give us that recipe?

SH: I had a Maui Mama last night with friends on my back porch. You make it like this: 1 1/2 oz Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum, 1/2 oz coconut syrup, 1/2 oz dark rum, 1 oz orange juice and 2 oz pineapple juice.

MT: If there’s one place in the world where we should drink a Sammy’s Beach Bar rum cocktail, where would that be?

SH: Anywhere with family and friends.

My favorite is by the pool looking over the ocean from my home in Maui. ■

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OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - 3-5pm daily. $5 Mai Tais, $5-7 draft beers, $6 house wines, $6 drink of the day. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3259; Westinkaanapali.com PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - 4-6pm Daily. $5 Mai Tais, $5-7 draft beer, $6 drinks of the day, $4 side dishes. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200 RELISH OCEANSIDE RESTAURANT BAR - Daily. $7 cocktails, wells and calls, $4 wine, 25 percent off appetizers. Buy one entree, get second half off. (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-2525; Westinmaui.com ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - 3-6pm daily. $4 select beers, $5 wines, $6 wells and cocktails, $3 pulled pork sliders. (2780 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-3611; Royallahaina.com RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - 5-7pm Daily. $4.50 drafts, $6 cocktails, $9 martinis, $7 wines, $7-13 appetizers. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-8815; Ruthchris.com

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CAFE MAMBO - 3-6pm daily. $3.75 Bikini Blonde and Big Flow. $5 Double Overhead, $4.95 Margaritas and Mai Tais, $11.95 burger and draft beer combo. (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - 3-7pm daily. $2.50 domestic pints or mug, $2.50 Mai Tais, $5 Jager.

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(3750 Wailea Ala Nui); 808-891-8883; Longhis.com MANOLI’S PIZZA COMPANY - 3-6pm & 9-midnight daily. $5 wells and Mai Tais, $3-4 select draft and bottles, $6 wines, $2-7 food menu. (100 Wailea Iki Pl.); 808-874-7499; Manolipizzacompany.com MAUI BREWING CO. - 3-6pm Daily. $1 off house drafts, plus logo wear Wednesdays, sport “beer gear” and you’ll get $4 house beers all day!.(605 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - 3-5:30pm and 9-11pm Daily. Half off select appetizers, $4.75 select drafts, $7 wines, $9.50 cocktails, $6 Maui Ocean Vodka, $9 pizza. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com

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CASANOVA - 5-6 Mon-Sat. $5 half carafes of wine, $5 Mojito and Margarita half carafes, $1 off beer. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S - 4-7pm daily. $3 cocktails and beer, discounts on select appetizers. (2511 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-667-7758; Mooserestaurantgroup.com

CHARLEY’S - 3-6pm daily. $3 wells, drafts and domestic bottles, $4 house red and white wines, $5 all whiskey cocktails. $3-7 Pupu menu. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9453; Charleyspaia.com

MULLIGAN’S - 2-6pm and 9-midnight daily. $6 Jameson, Powers and Tullamore, $5 wells and house wine, $6 Mai Tais and Mojitos, $3-10 appetizers. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

MILAGRO’S - 3-6pm daily. $4 house margaritas and house red or white wine. $3 draft Maui Brewing Co. beers and Tecate and Modelo cans. (3 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-579-8755; Milagrosfoodcompany.com

SANSEI KIHEI KARAOKE NIGHT - 10pm-1am Every Thu, Fri & Sat. During Sansei’s popular Karaoke nights, appetizers and sushi are half off, select draft beers are discounted. (1881 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0004; Sanseihawaii.com SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - 11-6pm daily. $4 margaritas, $2 Grand Marnier float. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S - 3-8pm daily.

Offers special on cocktails, well and call and a bistro menu. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-8758080; Gannonsrestaurant.com THREE’S BAR & GRILL - 3-6pm and 9-10pm daily. $3.50 Mai Tais and Margaritas ($6.50 top shelf), $3.50 drafts wells and calls, $5 wines, discounted sushi and appetizers. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com WHAT ALE’S YOU - 12-3pm daily. $2 off all beer

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877-7776; Asiancuisinemaui.com BISTRO CASANOVA - 4-6pm Mon-Fri and all day Sunday. $5 half carafes of Chianti and Pinot Grigio, $5 Mojito and Margarita half carafes, $1 off beer. (33 Lono Ave., Kahului); 808-873-3650; Bistrocasanova.com FERNANDO’S - 2-6 daily. $3 wells, $4.50 Margaritas. Also enjoy tacos and taquitos. (Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, Kahului); 808-871-5333; Fernandosmaui.com HANG LOOSE LOUNGE - 11am-6pm daily. $3 domestic, $4 wells, $5 calls, $5 and up premium beers. (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-6284; Hanglooselounge.com KAHILI RESTAURANT - 3-5pm daily. $3 Domestic draft, $4 import draft, $3.50 domestic bottle, $4.50 import bottle. Discounted cocktails and pupus. (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com KOHO’S GRILL & BAR - 3-6pm daily. $3.25 Bud Light, $4 Stella & Longboard Draft, $4 Wines by the glass.

(275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588 LAS PINATAS - 3-6pm daily. Buy one beer get the second half off. (395 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808877-8707; Mauipintas.com STEEL HORSE SALOON - 10am-6pm Daily.

Free select pupus, live music Friday and Saturday 9pm-midnight, $1 off any cocktails, 50 cents off any beer. (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-2432206; Facebook.com/cheersbikerbar TIFFANY’S BAR & GRILL - 2-6pm daily. Discounted beer and cocktails. (1424 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-249-0052; Tiffanysmaui.com WATERCRESS - 11am-6pm daily. $3 domestic, $5 imports. (270 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-243-9351. ■

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So Much Generosity

PHOTO COURTESY ROSA SOSA

WE BID ALOHA TO ARTIST GUY JUNKER

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“During his Junior year at St. Joseph High School, Guy had drawn a political cartoon depicting headmaster Sister

Shelia taking away some of the students’ yearbook privileges. Several hundred copies were distributed throughout the school lockers and Sister Shelia asked the school’s art teacher who she thought might have drawn the cartoon.

“Ms. Crabtree, the art teacher said, ‘Oh, that Guy’s work.’

“Guy was quickly rounded up and brought into Sister Shelia’s office and was prepared for the worst. Over her wire brim glasses, Sister Shelia looked down at Guy and said, ‘I have given considerable thought to the appropriate punishment for your recent disruptive behavior and have decided not to punish you.

Although I did not like the reference to my Trash Duty and Executions book or the Nazi uniform that [you] had drawn on me, you were making a statement without vulgarity or profanity.’ Guy had dodged a bullet and this controversial cartoon was Guy’s first published work of art.”

Junker also studied Muso Jikiden Eishen Ryu Iaijutstu since 1999, according to his Irontsuba.com website, which sold his Japanese and samurai art. Junker even appeared in the Oct. 8, 2009 MauiTime story “Grand Master Sekiguchi Sensei and The Legend of the Iron Knife” (Junker was a master samurai and an instructor at Maui’s Komei Juku school).

But Sosa said that Junker’s

influence transcended all that. “He did so much for the community,” she said. “Last New Years he donated $1,000 to the Jodo mission the Buddhist temple in Lahaina.

He’s helped so many people start their own businesses, myself included. Without him we wouldn’t have Menehune Maps, the tourist maps that advertise local businesses. He helped start a radio station, Shark Pit restaurant, the Henna Gallery. So much generosity.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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e’re very sad to report that Guy Junker, a great artist, martial arts instructor and wonderful person, has passed away. He was in a bad accident early on the morning of Saturday, Oct. 17 while riding his electric bike near his Emerald Plaza studio in Lahaina and suffered serious head injuries, his close friend Rosa Sosa told us.

“He’ll be on a ventilator till Tuesday when they recover his organs for donation,” she said via Facebook message.

“He was confirmed deceased yesterday [Oct. 18] at 4:04pm.”

Junker was born on June 7, 1972 in Arkansas City, Kansas. After spending much of his formative years in California, Junker visited Maui in 1994, and moved here soon after. He designed for Crazy Shirts art his art has appeared in American Legion Magazine, Hawaii Race Magazine, the Journal of Asian Martial Arts, Maui No Ka Oi and, of course, MauiTime.

For MauiTime readers, the red-shirted guy in the Eh Brah! logo that runs every week in our print edition is probably Junker’s best known art (he also drew our old LC Watch logo as well).

But his art included much more than a goofy little cartoon.

“Guy Junker is a Maui artist who is known for his innovative panel paintings which are a delicate balance of painting and sculpture,” states Guyjunker.com. “Rediscovering ancient Hawaiian petroglyphs (stone carvings) is a favorite subject of exploration for Guy.” Like all great artists, there was something mischievous about Junker. This was apparently known from his youth, as this anecdote from Junker’s artist bio shows:

Flowers left at Junker's Lahaina studio

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FRIDAY, OCT. 23

CIRQUE JOLIE – The Maui Friends of the Library invites children ages one to eight to Cirque Jolie at the Makawao Public Library. Enjoy an interactive magic show complete with a live rabbit. Seal the deal with face-painting. Children must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver. Guests are encouraged to contact the library as soon as possible if special accommodations are needed. Free. 10am. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785, Cirquejolie.com.

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DJ LOGIC – This Friday and Saturday, Oct. 23-24, Charley’s Restauaugic. rant & Saloon heats up with electronic music ambassador DJ Logic. aveOn Friday, catch a friendly battle between Logic and Maui’s own Wavetrain. Then Saturday night is strictly vinyl with Logic and DJs Kiawe Reefs n sesh. and Irie Dole. Be ready to dance into the night with the ultimate spin Friday ($20; 9:30pm); Saturday ($15; 9:30pm) Charley’s Restaue.com. rant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), LogicMaui.Eventbrite.com.

Photo courtesy DJ Logic’s Facebook page

FRIDAY, OCT. 23 AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN – The Pioneer Inn hosts An evening with Mark Twain. It’s a peek into the life and humor of the famous American writer from actor Rick Scheideman, who really brings the creator of Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer to life. Following the show, stay for a special talk-story session with Scheideman. A cashbar will be available. 6:30pm. $20. Pioneer Inn (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201, Pioneerinn-maui.com. Photo: Jack Grace

LOS TEXMANIACS – The brainchild of Max Baca, Los Texmaniacs will perform on the Maui Arts & Cultural Center (MACC). The Mexican folk ensemble from Texas has blended the button accordion with the bajo sexto since 1997. The Tejano Album of The Year Grammy recipients have collaborated with a diverse group of artists including Hip Hop artist King Montana and country music artist Rick Tevino. $45+. 7:30pm. MACC Castle Theater (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

FRIDAY, FR R IID DA DAY AY Y, OCT OCT. 23

SATURDAY, OCT. 24

AUGIE A UG T – Commemorating 25 years as a comedian, Hawaii’s beloved Aug Augie T will drop by the Maui Beach Hotel. It’s part of his “Augie T Live” anniv anniversary tour and fans can expect Augie classics as well as new material. He’s won recognition like being named Comedian of the year by the old Honolulu Star Bulletin and Best Comedy Show from Honolulu Magazine. The Kalihi native also won a Na Hoku Hanohano Award, as well as hearts of many Hawaii residents. $20-40+. 8pm. Maui Beach Hotel (170 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Augiet.com.

Photo courtesy Augie T

HAUNTED HAIKU HIKE – Haunted Haiku Hike presents Myths of Avalon this Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 24 and 25. You can also venture with your keiki on a Fairyland Day Hike (noon6pm), which includes a mythological creature petting zoo, fortunetellers and live music from Tubby Love, Fantuzzi and Marya Stark. Day Hike ($5 Keiki, $15 Adults. Keiki 7 and under free)/ Night Hike ($25 in advance, $30 at the door.)

Awalau Farm (Awalau Road, Haiku), HauntedHaikuHike.com. Photo courtesy Haunted Hike Facebook page

SATURDAY, OCT. 24 SPOOKY SCIENCE – The Halloween festivities continue with The Maui Science Center at the Kihei Public Library. Children five and older are invited for a hands-on spooky science and technology adventure. The two-hour program will encourage exploration, investigation and wonder. Children must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver.

Free. 10:30am. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833, Librarieshawaii.org.

Photo: Wikimedia Commons

FREE HA HARD DRIVE DESTRUCTION – As part of Cyber Security Awareness Month, the County of Maui will hold a free drive-thru hard drive destruction and d disposal service at the Kalana O Maui County building in Wailuku.

Th The public is invited to bring their old hard drives (already removed from their former computer homes) to members of the County’s Information Technology (IT) Services Division, who will destroy them properly.

Learn how you can better protect yourself from cyber attack at the information table. 10am-12noon. Mauicounty.gov/cybersecurity.

P Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, OCT. 24 ‘THE RAINBOW MERMAIDS OF HAWAII’ – Author Gill McBarnet will host story time featuring her latest book The Rainbow Mermaids of Hawaii at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina. Known for her bestseller The Goodnight Gecko, McBarnet keeps young readers intrigued with her colorful illustrations and storytelling. Keiki are invited to warm up for Halloween with a marine-themed dress-up parade and prize contest for ages one to six. Free. 11am. Barnes & Noble (325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-662-1300.

Photo courtesy Amazon.com

MOHALA MAI – Halau Na Lei Kaumaka o Uka, under the direction of Kumu Hula Napua Greig, presents Mohala Mai 2015 at the MACC. It’s an annual evening of contemporary and traditional hula that serves as a fundraiser for the halau. Guest performances will include Palani Vaughan, Jon Osorio, Chad Takatsugi and more. Get holiday shopping ideas via the silent auction (4pm). $32+. 5:30pm Show. MACC Castle Theater (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7467, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

TUESDAY, OCT. 27 PAJAMA STORYTIME – Change up bedtime rituals with a Pajama Storytime at the Kihei Public Library. Bring your pajama and fuzzy slippers-clad keiki for an evening of Halloween-themed stories. Be sure to bring along a favorite teddy bear, too. Contact the library for special accommodations. Children must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver.

For children ages three to seven. Free. 7pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833, Librarieshawaii.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SOPRANO SU SUMI UM JO – The Hawaii Symphony Orchestra will J at a the MACC. The Seoul-born singer has been recfeature Sumi Jo pre ognized for precision and outstanding musicianship, establishing he herself as one of her generation’s most sought-after sop sopranos.

Maestro Jorge Mester, the former music Pa asa director of the Pasadena Symphony, will lead the orchestra. $32e ttickets in all categories for students with 82+ (half-price IID).

D). 7pm. MAC CC Castle Theater (1 Cameron Center, KahuMACC lui). Mauiarts. org Photo courtesy Sumi Jo’s Facebook page Mauiarts.org.

SATURDAY, AUG. 29 MAUI DISABILITY ALLIANCE LEGISLATIVE FORUM – Join the discussion during the 19th annual Legislative Forum sponsored by Maui Disability Alliance at the Wailuku Community Center. It’s an event geared towards dialogue with key policymakers, service providers and the community at large.

They’ll talk housing, employment, transportation, education and adult mental health. Light refreshments will be served. Free.

4:30-7pm. Wailuku Community Center (395 Waena Pl., Wailuku), Facebook.com/mauidisabilityalliance.

Photo courtesy MDA Facebook page

TE VAKA – Referred to as the original voice of contemporary music in the Pacific, Te Vaka performs at the Maui Theatre in Lahaina. Having previously appeared on stages like the famed Royal Albert Hall in London, the Polynesian band are also doing Disney’s Moana soundtrack. With seven albums and an international fan base, Te Vaka continues to perform by the beat of their own drum. $38 & $58; Children 12 and under $28 & $48 Maui Theatre (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900, MauiTheatre.com.

Photo courtesy Te Vaka’s Facebook page

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Ghost Story Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘Crimson Peak’ is actually quite classy ★★★★★ Rated R / 119 Min.

L

ate into Crimson Peak, Guillermo Del Toro’s elaborate haunted house thriller, it occurred to me that the ghosts don’t have enough to do. In fact, they barely register and seem like the eighth or ninth most important thing in the story. This is both a compliment and everything wrong with the movie, which Del Toro and co-screenwriter Matthew Robbins have overwritten. At two hours, with a dozen main characters, two major mysteries unraveling over the course of the running time and even a cute, scenestealing dog, there’s too much here. Yet, because of how good the movie looks and the rich quality of Del Toro’s world, I plan on seeing this one again.

Mia Wasikowska stars as Edith Cushing (yes, the last name is a horror movie nod) a young woman who, since childhood, has been haunted by the ghost of her mother. When Edith falls in love with the mysterious Mr. Sharpe (Tom Hiddleston), who is always accompanied by his equally questionable sister (Jessica

Chastain), she finds her mother’s ghostly warnings from the grave having real resonance, as the first great romance of her life is fraught with danger.

The sumptuous art direction carries the movie. It’s an odd thing to write, though I don’t mean that as a backhanded compliment. The sets, costumes, lighting and props are meticulous and beautiful. If only the casting was as spot-on as the visuals.

Wasikowska is, as always, a bland lead. I’m not trying to be mean, but why do great directors keep casting her? Likewise, Charlie Hunnam is woefully out of place playing a stiff, suit and tie, Jonathan Harker-type. Jessica Chastain is an extraordinary actress but her role doesn’t allow for subtleties or nuance. Bette Davis was sorely needed for the part but at least Chastain doesn’t make her role total camp. Hiddleston is excellent, coming across the most as period-correct, and nails his role.

While gory at times, this is one of the few horror films of recent years that deserves to be deemed “classy.” It’s more long winded and exposition-heavy than necessary, creating the feeling that Del

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Toro had more than he needed and didn’t know how to give his tale a proper conclusion. His masterpieces remain Pan’s Labyrinth, Cronos and Mimic, though this isn’t the gargantuan step backward that was Pacific Rim. Here, Del Toro is attempting to fashion something as personal, elaborate and rich in film history as Bram Stoker’s Dracula, but comes up short. At least he got the first two acts and the look absolutely right.

Del Toro’s affection for movie monsters is also uneven here–whereas his take-itor-leave-it Hellboy larks are full of memorably grotesque and strangely beautiful creatures, the true monsters of “Crimson Peak” are the ones still very much alive.

As much as I hate CGI ghosts (one of the many problems with Jan de Bont’s unfortunate remake of The Haunting), at least Del Toro gives them a liquid dreaminess.

Still, for a filmmaker seemingly so perfect for a full-blown haunted house tale, it seems he got distracted in the atmosphere and forgot to fully flesh out the things that go bump in the night. This isn’t all that scary but perhaps that isn’t the point. Del Toro’s film is a warning that deception can poison the soul and that buried secrets need to come out in the open. Fortunate for us, he crafts this tale in a world so intoxicating, vivid and sumptuous, we can overlook the fact that his house isn’t quite haunted enough. ■

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by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Goosebumps - PG13- 2D THU 11:20 12:30 2:50 4:20 7:00, 3D THU 1:40. 2D FRI-SAT 11:10 1:40 4:20 7:00 9:25, SUN-THU 11:10 1:40 4:20 7:00 Rock The Casbah- R- FRI-SAT 10:35 12:55 3:10 5:25 7:45 10:10, SUN-THU 10:35 12:55 3:10 5:25 7:45 Hotel Transylvania 2- PG- THU 10:15 12:25 2:30 4:35, FRI-SAT 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:15 9:25, SUN-WED 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:15, THU 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00 Crimson Peak -R- THU 10:45 1:30 4:10 7:00, FRI-SAT 10:45 1:30 4:10 7:10 9:50, SUN-THU 10:45 1:30 4:10 7:10 The Martian - PG13 - 2D THU 2:00 8:00. 3D THU 11:00 5:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:25 1:25 4:25 7:25 10:20, SUN-THU 10:25 1:25 4:25 7:25 Pan- PG- 2D THU 12:25 2:50 7:45, 3D THU 10:00 5:20. 2D FRI-SAT 11:00 1:50 4:30 7:30 9:55, SUN-THU 11:00 1:50 4:30 7:30 Sicario -R- THU 7:45

Woodlawn-PG- THU 11:40 2:00 4:50 7:40 10:30, FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 5:00 7:20 10:10, SUN 2:00 5:00 7:20 10:40, MON 11:30 2:00 5:00 7:20 10:10, TUE-WED 11:30 2:00 5:00 7:20 10:30 Steve Jobs- R- THU 8:00 10:10, FRI-SAT 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, SUN 1:00 4:10 7:00 9:50, MON-WED 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50 The Walk-PG- THU 1:30 6:50, 3D 4:20 9:40, FRI-SAT 2D 2:20 7:40, 3D 11:30 4:50 10:10.

SUN 2D 2:20 7:50, 3D 11:30 4:50 10:10. MONWED 2D 2:20 7:30, 3D 11:30 4:50 10:10.

Black Mass-R- THU 11:40 2:10 4:40, FRI 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:40 9:50, SAT 11:30 2:10 4:40 7:40 9:50, SUN 2:10 4:50 7:40 9:50, MON 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:20 10:00, TUE-WED 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:40 9:50 Everest- PG13- 2D THU 6:50, 3D 1:20 4:10 9:40.

FRI-SAT 2D 11:40 5:00 10:20, 3D 2:10 7:30, SUN-WED 2D 11:40 4:40 10:20, 3D 2:10 7:30 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials-PG13- THU 1:00 3:50 7:40 10:30, FRI-WED 11:30 2:20 5:10 8:00 10:50 The Perfect Guy-PG13- THU 11:40 2:00 4:20, FRI 11:40 2:30 4:50 7:50 10:20, SAT 11:30 2:30 4:50 7:50 10:20, SUN 11:40, MON 11:40 2:30 4:50

7:50 10:20, TUE 11:40 2:30 10:20, WED 11:30 A Walk In The Woods-R- THU 11:40 2:30 5:10 7:50 10:20, FRI 11:30 2:20 5:00 7:30 10:40, SAT 4:40 7:30 10:40, SUN 7:30 10:40, MON 11:30 2:20 5:00, TUE-WED 11:30 2:20 5:00 7:30 10:40 Learning To Drive- R- THU 11:50 2:20 4:50 90 Minutes In Heaven-PG13- THU 11:40 2:30 5:00

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

The Last Witch Hunter- PG13- FRI-SUN (1:00) 4:00 7:05 9:45, MON (1:00 4:00) 7:05, TUE (1:00 4:00 7:05 9:45), WED-THU (1:00 4:00) 7:05 Crimson Peak- R- 2D THU (12:40 4:15) 7:15, FRI-SUN (12:45) 4:15 7:15 10:10, MON (12:45 4:15) 7:15, TUE (12:45 4:15 7:15 10:10), WEDTHU (12:45 4:15) 7:15 The Martian- PG13- 2D THU (12:30) 7:00. 3D THU (3:45). 2D FRI-MON (12:30) 7:00, TUE (12:30 7:00), WED-THU (12:30) 7:00. 3D FRI-SUN 3:45 10:15, MON (3:45), TUE (3:45 10:15), WED-THU (3:45) Pan-PG- 2D THU 4:00

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Lincoln Center: Alvin Ailey Incl. Revelations -NR- THU 7:00 TCM Presents Dracula (1931) -NR- SUN 2:00 7:00, WED 2:00 7:00 Chonda Pierce: Laughing In The Dark -NR- TUE 7:00 Ed Sheeran x Tour At Wembley Stadium - NRTHU 7:30, SAT-SUN 12:55, MON 7:30 Jem And The Holograms -PG- THU 7:00 9:50, FRISAT 11:30 1:50 4:30 7:10 10:00, SUN 11:30 2:15 4:50 7:10 10:00, MON-WED 11:30 1:50 4:30 7:10 10:00 The Last Witch Hunter- PG13- THU 7:20 10:50, FRI-WED 12:20 2:50 5:20 7:50 10:30 Bridge Of Spies- PG13- THU 12:30 1”00 3:40 4:10 6:50 7:20 10:00 10:30, FRI-WED 12:30 1:00 3:40 4:10 6:50 7:20 10:00 10:30

NEW THIS WEEK CHONDA PIERCE: LAUGHING IN THE DARK - NR - Documentary - The story of Christian comedian Chonda Pierce. 135 min.

TCM PRESENTS DRACULA - NR - Horror Here’s the 1931 classic starring Bela Lugosi as the most famous blood-sucker in history. 85 min.

ED SHEERAN X TOUR - NR - Music - Ed Sheeran concert at Wembley Stadium. 150 min.

JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS - PG - Adventure/Fantasy - A small town girl goes from Internet star to global sensation. 118 min.

THE LAST WITCH HUNTER - PG13 - Action/ Fantasy - Vin Diesel plays some badass who destroys witches. 106 min.

LINCOLN CENTER: ALVIN AILEY INCL. REVELATIONS - NR - Performing Arts - See the Alvin Ailey Dance Theater put on four performances. 185 min.

STEVE JOBS - R - Biography/Drama - Michael Fassbender portrays the powerful, mercurial boss of Apple. 122 min.

The Last Witch Hunter opens this week

BRIDGE OF SPIES - PG13 - Drama - Tom Hanks stars in this Cold War story as an American lawyer tasked with getting a spyplane pilot released from the Soviet Union. Directed by Steven Spielberg. 142 min.

other adults you’ve probably heard of. 111 min.

CRIMSON PEAK - R - Drama/Horror - An aspiring writer dealing with tragedy finds herself in a haunted house. See this week’s film review. 119 min.

A WALK IN THE WOODS - R - Adventure - Two old friends reconnect by hiking the Appalachian Trail together. Stars Nick Nolte, Robert Redford and Emma Thompson. 104 min.

EVEREST - PG13 - Adventure/Thriller - A snow storm messes up an Everest climbing expedition. 121 min.

GOOSEBUMPS - PG - Action/Comedy - A teen joins up with the daughter of author R. L. Stine (Jack Black) when Stine’s imaginary demons descend on their town. How wonderfully post-modern. 103 min.

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 2 - PG - Animation/ Family - Dracula and his friends try to help his (Dracula’s) half-human grandson because of some weird hotel politics. Stars Selena Gomez, Andy Samberg and Adam Sandler. 89 min.

THE MARTIAN - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Matt Damon plays an astronaut who accidentally gets left on Mars, then has to survive and find a way to tell Earth he’s still there. Also stars Jessica Chastain. 141 min.

NOW PLAYING

MAZE RUNNER: THE SCORCH TRIALS PG13 - Action/Thriller - The Gladers may have escaped the Maze, but now they have negotiate their way across a desolate landscape. 131 min.

BLACK MASS - R - Crime/Drama - Johnny Depp plays Whitey Bulger, a violent South Boston gangster who turned FBI informant to go after the Mafia. 122 min.

PAN - PG - Adventure/Fantasy - Everyone loves prequels, right? Good, because here’s that Peter Pan prequel you didn’t know you wanted. Stars Levi Miller as 12-year-old Peter and a bunch of

ROCK THE KASBAH - R - Comedy - A has-been music manager (Bill Murray) discovers a brilliant teenage vocalist while on tour in Afghanistan. 100 min.

THE WALK - PG - Biography/Drama - The story of Philippe Petit (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), who in 1974 walked a high wire between the World Trade Center towers. 123 min.

WOODLAWN - PG - Drama - A high school football player must also deal with racial tensions, on and off the field. 123 min.

LAST CHANCE 90 MINUTES IN HEAVEN - PG13 - Drama - A man gets into a bad car crash and is pronounced dead, but then comes back to life 90 minutes later and claims he was in heaven. Stars Kate Bosworth and that guy who played Anakin Skywalker. 121 min LEARNING TO DRIVE - R - Comedy/Romance - A woman in New York takes driving lessons from a Sikh man while both go through marital troubles. 90 min.

SICARIO - R - Action/Crime - A do-gooder FBI agent fights in the U.S./Mexico drug war. Stars Emily Blunt and Benicio Del Toro. 121 min.

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Saturday, October 31st 10pm-Close • $10 Cover DRINK SPECIALS ALL WEEKEND LONG!!

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MAUI’S WICKED WOODS WALK - Fri. Oct 23 - Sun. Oct 25. You may feel thrilled, disoriented, exhilarated, stalked, hunted and preyed upon. Don’t say they didn’t warn you. Your tour will end at the Kula Fields Farm Shop and Cafe where you’ll find coffee, hot cider, holiday treats and snacks. A waiver of release of liability must be signed before entering the trail. For children who may be sensitive to scary people or scenes, come before 4pm. $4. 12pm. Enchanting Floral Garden, (2505 Kula Hwy.); 808-2806533; Enchantingfloralgardens.com BARRY LOPEZ - Fri. Oct 23. The Merwin Conservancy welcomes one of the nation’s most loved nature writers and environmentalists, Barry Lopez. He will speak at the next installment of The Green Room, a environmental and literary salon series. Barry Lopez will examine the relationship between human culture and physical landscape. $35. 6:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org SUDDEN RUSH - Fri, Oct 23. That’s right. Sudden Rush is playing on Maui this weekend, and it will most definitely be a good time. Hopefully they’ll be playing some of their old school hits, too. The evening will open with Homestead. Doors open at 9pm. 21 and over. $10 cover. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

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SEVEN DEADLY SINS - Sat, Oct 24. Head to the Westside for this heaven and hell event. Explore dark and light all night with seven DJs, two VJs, intelligent lighting illuminations, two dance floors and more.

Headline DJs are Erica Dee (British Columbia) and Janisen (Denver). The evening will also feature sounds from Hawaii’s Deviant, Illz, Turtle, Monks and Price Valium. 21 and over. 9pm-2am. First 200 guests are $10 each, $15 after. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com OLD SCHOOL STYLE - Sat. Oct 24. All vinyl night! The night will start off with Maui’s all-vinyl DJs Kiawe Reef and Irie Dole, followed by strictly vinyl set by DJ Logic. 9pm.

21 and over. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com THE MAUI CELEBRITY SERIES - Sat. Oct 24. Brian Evans will perform the classics and his original big band songs “At Fenway” and “Creature at The Bates Motel.” Evans will also introduce several comics who will open the show. 3pm. Sheraton Maui, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com ROLLER DERBY HALLOWEEN PARTY - Sat. Oct 24. Ever heard of a roller derby Halloween party? Well, now you have. 4pm. Steel Horse Saloon, (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-245-2206.

HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS - Sat. Oct 24. Hawthorne Heights returns to form with Hurt, the long-awaited third EP in their Hate/Hope/Hurt trilogy. Hurt not only shines with elements rooted in their classic sound, but also showcases a maturity and level of confidence that can only be honed after 12 years making music.

9pm. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui MOVIE UNDER THE STARS - Wed. Oct 28.

Enjoy a movie seated beneath the stars, plus free popcorn. $5. 8:30pm. Gannon’s, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com RASTA WEDNESDAY - Wed. Oct 28. Come chill with DJ Irie Dole as he helps you get your groove on. Best Reggae jams from Paia to Kapalua. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

STAGE SHOWS 672 Front St. Lahaina Located next to Cool Cat Cafe 30 OCTOBER 22, 2015

by Alex Mitchell & Soleil De Zwart

KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Mon and Sun). Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. Gold Circle VIP seating $99, General seating $79, Teen $65, Child $49, Infants free. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525

Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Daily (except Sun). Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best magicians, treats you to the best “closeup” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue.

Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you enjoy cocktails, appetizers and desserts. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the royal flush package.

5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com WILLIE K - Thu. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. Dinner and a show $60, just show $25. 6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world!. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Check out PWF’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. With a sunset view, enjoy delicious appetizers, Mai Tais and other awesome cocktails. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O TRICKS Tue. Be amused and amazed by the high energy comedy. 6:30pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com CHRISTMAS BELLS - Wed. Oct 28. Now a holiday tradition, Maui Choral Arts Association is back for their exciting annual concert. Artistic Director Gary Shin-Leavitt will direct the talented chorus of 70+ singers from Maui in “Christmas Bells.” From Holiday Classics and sing-alongs to new arrangements of old favorites, this is the concert that will get your holiday spirit in high gear. $30. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Oct 28. Come see the masters of Hawaiian music. The concert features an array of Hawaii’s top musicians. There are always special guests and you can also enjoy dinner at the Sea House. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com

FOODIE SCENE THANKSGIVING THURSDAY - Thu. Oct 22. Sous Chef Codeh Davis of Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop is offering another delicious Thanksgiving turkey dinner.

The meal consists of Leoda’s signature stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and turkey, all layered under pan gravy. We don’t have to tell you that it’s all homemade and delicious. But we just did, so deal with it. $16.95. 12pm. Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop, (820 Olowalu Village Rd.); 808-662-3600; Leodas.com PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Daily. The monthly wine series is back on with the specials from selected featured wineries each month. Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and great choices will be available on selected premium bottles. 2pm. Planta-

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SIN w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ 10pm

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

Service Industry NIght House Music w/DJ Big Mike

African Dance Class w/ Fara Toino & Soriba Fofana, 9:30pm $10 cover

Blacklight Magic w/ burlesque, lip syn contest, DJ Lobstah & bodypainting, 9:30pm $10 cover

The Honey Chasers (Bluegrass), 9:45pm, $10 cover

PIERO RESTA Life Celebration w/ Dr. Nat, Rio Ritmo & More guests, 2pm

WED- Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm $10 cover

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm no cover

DK Logic vs. Wavetrain, 9:30pm, $15 presale (logicmaui.eventbrite.com)

DJ Logic All Vinyl w/ DJ Irie Dole & Kiawe Reefs, 9:30pm $15 presale (logicmaui.eventbrite.com

NFL Sunday Ticket (Bloody Mary Bar starts at 7am)

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia, 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag (time tba)

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

NFL/ SIN, 9pm

4th FRiday Afterparty w/ Poundtown, 9pm

Halloween Bash w/ DJ $Mike, 9pm

NFL/ Gina Martinelli Band, 7pm

MON- NFL, TUE- Pool League, WED- Pool Leaugue

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ L 10pm

DJ L, 10pm

Jordan Cuddy, 6-9pm, DJ Poundtown, 10pm

NFL/ Steve Craig 6-9pm, SIN, 9pm

MON- NFL/Bartenders Mix, 10pm TUE- Johnny Ringo 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa 10pm

Thrpwback Thursdays 90’s Dance Party w/ DJ Gary O’Neil

The Houseshakers, 7pm

Steven Edwards 5-9pm Kona Storm, 9pm

Jazz Sunday w/ Paul Marchetti Band

MON- Thunder N Lightnin’ 7pm, TUE- Full Moon Party-TBA, WED- Wavetrain w/ Mark Johnstone, 9pm

Kanoa, 9pm

Dat Guyz, 9pm

Live Music , 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pms

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CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

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HARD ROCK CAFE

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tion House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com PAU HANA POUR - Thu. Oct 22. Bringing the flavors of France to Maui, Michael Bassler shows off with his vast knowledge of wine. Don’t miss this toast to France. $35. 4pm. Merriman’s Kapalua, (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua PI ARTISAN PIZZA BACKYARD BRUNCH Sun. Enjoy delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pi’s, and pi BBQ specials. 10am. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com WILLIE K AND FRIENDS SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Oct 25. How do you take a Sunday Brunch and make it better? Well, by allowing Uncle Willie K’s to bring Hawaiian entertainment to a setting where all ohana are welcome. $47. 12pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines.

Price includes three glasses of wine and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm.

Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm.

Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. Oct 27. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new Luau Dinner show “Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia.” The luau includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and a buffet. The Hula performances are beautiful, and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale.

MON-Movies & Games w/DJ Firefly, 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ DJ Firefly ,10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ DJ Firefly,10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); Diamondresorts.com/Kaanapali-Beach-Club

ART SCENE HO MAI KA HALA: BRING FORTH THE HALA - Thu. Oct 22. In collaboration with the Bishop Museum, the MACC presents “Nani I Ka Hala: Weaving Hawai‘i.” Accompanying the exhibit is their concurrent exhibition, “Ho Mai Ka Hala: Bring Forth the Hala.”

The collection presents the work of contemporary Lauhala weavers in Hawaii. Lauhala weaving transfers all cultural knowledge (style, traditions, patterns and resources; language, beliefs, protocols, stories, relationships) and distinguishes the genealogical line of the weaver. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Thu. Oct 22. Browse sculptures, paintings, photography, wood turnings and ceramics from select local artists. Located in the lobby. 9am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Grandwailea.com/activities/art WILLOW NORRIS - Thu. Willow Norris is a meticulous artist who spends a great deal of time perfectly rendering her pieces. She begins with a detailed drawing on high quality archival watercolor paper and it goes on from there. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ALOHA EXPRESSIONISM BOOK SIGNING Fri. Oct 23. Mary Ann Leigh, Joelle C. and Karuna Santoro will be present to sign the newly released Aloha Expressionism, a coffee table book that features contemporary Hawaii artists. This book spotlights the inspiration, imagination and creativity behind the joy-filled works of art that touch so many lives. Free. 5pm. Joelle C Gallery, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-662-0799; Joellecgallery.com ‘OHANA ABROAD’ - Sat. Oct 23 - Thu. Nov 26.

Paintings and ceramic sculptures by Viewpoints extended family of artists now living abroad. Artists from Jonathan Yukio Clark to Ayumi Ditamore, and Sharon McGauley to John Shoemaker. 10:30am.

Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com

MALAMA WAO AKUA EXHIBITION - Daily.

Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center and East Maui Watershed Partnership present Malama Wao Akua, a fine art exhibition that merges the worlds of art and conservation with works of art that honor Maui Nui’s native plant and animal species. Free. 9am.

Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com ISLAND ART PARTY ALL AGES CLASSES Daily. It’s part art party, part painting class. Check online schedule for class times and availability. $59 adult and $39 child. 10am. Island Art Party, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22 HELP FIGHT HUNGER - Mon. Oct 19 - Sun. Nov 1. Their top seven most needed items: Canned Meat and Tuna, Fruits and Vegetables, Soups, Cereal, Rice, Pasta and Money. 8am. Maui Wishes and Adventures, (136 Dickenson St., #2, Lahaina).

DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Oct 22. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku).

THE BENOITS - Thu. The Benoits play their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village Kaanapali, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com TALK STORY THURSDAYS - Thu. Join East Maui Watershed Partnership at Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center for the Maui Environmental Lecture Series.

5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com POLYNESIAN HULA SHOW - Thu & Tue. Get in touch with Polynesia and join us for an inspiring Polynesian Hula Show performance. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23 ALOHA FRIDAY MUSIC - Fri. Enjoy the best

local style music jam courtesy of Hawaiiontv. com and BMW of Maui. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; Wholefoodsmarket.com KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - Fri. Kirtan and Mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends.

Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series.

Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. This demonstration and learning session is open to the public. Free. For location info, call 808-572-4400. 1pm. Kipahulu District, (Haleakala National Park); Nps.gov/hale WAILUKU FRIDAY FARMER’S MARKET - Fri. A Farmer’s Market is coming to Wailuku every Friday. Come to Pau Hana Kava Cafe for local, organic, food, beverages and handmade goods.

Pau Hana Kava Cafe will be showcasing organic produce, raw cold-pressed juices, kombucha, kava, raw food, Middle Eastern Cuisine, fresh coconut water, succulent arrangements, essential oils and jewelry. Free. 4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-6926.

KEIKI HULA PERFORMANCE - Fri. Oct 16.

Come by to witness a true array of talent by our island’s keiki in their native Hawaiian hula performance. 5pm. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St, Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Theoutletsofmaui.com

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24 BUDDHA FEST 2015 - Sat. Oct 24. Kahului Hongwanji is preparing something exciting for all who are interested in learning more about Buddhism. This event is funded in memory of the late Henry S. Tasaka, and is focused on making learning about the Dharma fun and interesting for people of all ages. The event will feature a variety of talks, discussions, activities for adults and meaningful games and lots of fun for the kids.

The day will close with lunch. 8am. Kahului Hongwanji Mission, (291 S. Puunene Ave, Kahului); 808-871-4732; kahuluihongwanji.org

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT DJ TRVR

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THURSDAY OCTOBER 22ND FROM GUINEA, WEST AFRICA AFRICAN DANCE CLASSES

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BLUEGRASS FROM THE APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Rick Glencross

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Guest Band & Dancing

Guest Band & Dancing

MON- Soundlab, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

Crunch Pups

Ladies Night w/ DJ Blast

8 Track Players

Annie & The Orphans

MON - John Ness, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED- Natalie Nicole

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Tori Dixon Band, 8:30PM

Ma’a, 6:30pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Glenn 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia w/ Niki Guy, 7pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MAKE A DIFFERENCE DAY - Sat. Oct 24.

Malama Maui Nui’s annual cleanup, ‘Make A Difference Day’ is a part of a national day of volunteer service organized by USA Today. This communitydriven and community-oriented day of service recognizes that every single person has the power to make a positive contribution to their community.

8:00am. Kihei Boat Ramp, (2780 South Kihei Road, Kihei); malamamauinui.org KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - Sun. Oct 25. In collaboration with NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach to organize monthly beach clean-ups. Marine debris continues to wash ashore. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place, Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html SPECIAL PSYCHIC & HEALTH FAIR - Sat. Oct 24.

The anniversary of Awakening in Paradise continues with open house, live music, and munchies. 11am. Kihei Long’s Center, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1114.

YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public.

Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species.

9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org SALSA NIGHT - Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s three favorite drinks specials, well drinks, tequila and fireballs all for $4 and a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Maui Toy Works is proud to announce a weekly Yu-Gi-Oh Card Session for all Yu-Gi-Oh Card enthusiasts. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Sat & Sun. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists.

Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free.

9am. Banyan Tree Fine Art Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25 FREE SUNDAY ZUMBA - Sun. Stop by the Maui

Wilmont Kahaialii, 6:30-9pm, no cover

Steve Grimes & Friends, 6:30-9pm, no cover

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, no cover

TUE- Tori Dixon w/ Shawn E. 6:30-9pm, no cover

NFL Football Specials ALL DAY LONG

MON-Service Industry Night 5pm-close, WED- Open Mic,10pm-close

Live Music, 6-9pm

Live Music, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Makai Jazz Group, 7pm Trish Da Dish Pub Quiz, 9pm

Soul Kitchen, 7-9pm

Andrew Corradini, 7-9pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON-Stay Eazy 6:30pm, TUE- Mulligans Magic Show, 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm, Willie K Dinner Show 6:308:30pm, $65 ea.

Mall for free Zumba with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. free. 8:45am. Oo Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com

FREE HULA SHOW - Sun. A completely free of charge hula show, occurring just for you. Free.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. Mele Ukulele and The Shops at Wailea invite everyone to Ukulele Mix Plate this week! With over 20-plus years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. 6pm.

The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

STORY TIME WITH READ ALOUD AMERICA Sun. Oct 25. Enjoy great stories with Aunty Joanne.

Plus a healthy snack and a brand new book. 2pm.

Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

MONDAY, OCTOBER 26 VOLUNTEER: HO‘ALOHAAINA - Mon-Tue. Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30am. Unnamed Venue; 808264-1798; Southmauivolunteers.com HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Enjoy a true hawaiian hula show by Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27 FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28 AMERICAN WINDSURFING TOUR ALOHA CLASSIC - Wed. Oct 28 - Tue. Nov 10. The Aloha Classic is back and it’s hotter than ever! Throw yourself into the mix with the activities, excitement, and fun!

The competition is fierce this year and it’s going to be a close call, but the athletes are ready to prove themselves in this windsurfing competition. 8am. Hookipa Beach Park, (Hana Highway, Paia); 808-572-8122.

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O’O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and

INDIAN MUSIC AND DANCE - Wed. Manju Chattopadhyay is from Calcutta, India. Gifted with a honeysweet voice, she has studied and performed Tagore songs, devotional music, folk and North Indian classical music. F6:30pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

I would say you’re one of the most compelling, wise, and intense people in the zodiac, but you’re also one of the least practical, realistic, or cautious. Believe me, I’m not a big fan of boring, safe people; that’s why I love you Scorpios. But I find you so much more interesting when one of your adventures actually grants you some powerful degree of success.

This one isn’t liable to pan out–in fact, it’s quite likely to keep you from taking advantage of another opportunity that’s even more exciting and viable. Drop it and move on, swiftly, to something that works.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

My friends and I keep our eyes on Crazy Girl. She’s just this chick we see everywhere around town, always talking to herself about nonsense and doing ridiculous things. She usually looks like she’s having a blast, and she somehow keeps herself fed and reasonably clean, despite operating in what to all appearances looks like a different reality from the one we share. Please consider following her example; your reality could use a rewrite, in the interest of granting you more fun, efficiency, insight or all three.

Go for it, no matter how nuts it makes you look.

into convenience and aesthetics than mundane concerns–you don’t always give good advice. No, that’s not right; your advice is fantastic–for someone seeking to do things the way you’d do them or have the kind of experience you’d enjoy. But that’s not always the case. It’d be mighty useful if you could take off your filters and try to see the world as this week’s wisdom-seeker does. Your experience could still be valuable to her; wouldn’t you rather be helpful than fashionable but useless?

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Ten years ago, Jet Blue Flight 292’s passengers were stuck watching a live DirecTV feed of themselves while their plane circled for three hours burning off fuel before it attempted to make an emergency landing without properly-functioning landing gear.

It actually freaked them out more to see their lifeand-death drama unfolding on the televisions in front of them. Too much information can be a bad thing, especially when you’re helpless to act on it–this may come as a surprise to you ever-curious Geminis, but I urge you to consider it this week. Ignorance for its own sake is stupid–but ignorance for your sake–in other words, when it spares you feelings of helplessness and hopelessness–might not be so bad.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Beware of gloaters. You’re very likely to hear one of the following phrases this week: “I told you so;” “I’m doing so much better now that we’re not together anymore;” or “I made my first million! And you said it couldn’t be done;” or even possibly “They were just using you to get to me.” Don’t let it get you down. Do your best to move on with dignity, grace, and high speed. Don’t, don’t, don’t sink to their level and respond the way they’re hoping you will. It won’t get you anywhere, internally or externally. Just glide right by, and into the more welcoming environs of your next chapter.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Cymothoa Exigua is a parasite which attaches itself to a fish’s tongue, drinking its blood. Eventually the tongue is reduced to a stub, but by then the little crustacean is big enough to take over the tongue’s duties. It just latches on and helps the fish eat– helping itself to the food as well. Horrifying, yes, but there are worse forms of parasitism; you could even say this one veers towards symbiosis, even if it falls far short. Like the fish, there’s not much you can do about the parasites feeding off you at the moment–but you can make them at least do some of your work for you while they’re there.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Pisceans are well known for their prophetic dreams, flashes of deep personal insight, and psychic anticipation of another’s thoughts or words. I don’t know if I even believe in that shit, yet I can’t deny I’ve seen it in action. The problem is, I think, that you don’t always know whether what you’re guessing at is some extrasensory clue or just a plain old flight of fancy, so occasionally your credibility becomes unavoidably tarnished. Then, when you get a hunch you know is unassailable, you sometimes have trouble convincing people that it’s not another false alarm. Nevertheless, difficult as it may be, that’s your task this week.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You need a home. Not just a place to crash, but a real nest in which to feel safe and comfortable, surrounded by your favorite people and things. I know, because the abundant Cancer in my chart conflicts powerfully with my tremendous wanderlust and cravings for adventure and change. I had to forge a compromise; one which might suit you as well–I decided to treat everywhere I moved to as a long-term home, even if I knew I’d only be there six months; I’d paint the walls, decorate, grow plants, acquire belongings, and so on. I don’t know what compromise will suit you and your life’s necessities and choices, exactly, but I do know you need to find one, pronto.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

A Leo in full command of her imperial vibe is an impressive thing. Look at Jennifer Lawrence or Madonna; these are classic lionesses who rarely falter or suffer crises of indecision. Like it or not, you’ve got to embrace at least part of this regal heritage.

You’re the ruler of your own life, even if you don’t control a media empire. Don’t pretend subservience or bafflement to please anyone else–it’ll just backfire. Sure, accepting and flaunting your selfassurance will earn you enemies or at least detractors–but it’s also the only way to acquire admirers, and, even more importantly, to move forward towards the things you really want, and want to do.

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It’s hard to leave that rented apartment after you spent so much time and money remodeling it. But you knew this could happen–investing so much in something that you couldn’t be certain would stay in your hands was always a risk–one you were probably reluctant to accept in the first place. Don’t be bitter, though. Whether it’s an apartment, job, or relationship you’re forced to leave behind, it sucks.

But you could (and should) look at it as practice for the one you’ll eventually get to keep.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

What you’ll learn this week: You know less than you think you know. Ironically, it’s a big dose of new information that’ll finally clue you in. For example, when scientists acquired footage, for the first time only a decade ago, of a living giant squid. More knowledge of the massive creature–which can range from 2545 feet long–is of course a fascinating and good thing. But it doesn’t inspire confidence that we know that much about our oceans; it eluded us for so long.

It’s weird, but, after this week, you’ll know a lot more, but humbly feel like you know a lot less.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Despite the mitigating factor of globalization, travel is still a broadening influence. Even subtle differences of human existence give you new perspective on old life. A one-week trip to Tokyo, Paris, or Rio might not change you much–but it will change you, enabling you to appreciate or regard your usual habits and routines differently. Since some aspects of this week are all rut and sucking mud– the kind of thing that could keep you immobile for just ages if you’re not careful–avoid them by simply going somewhere you’ve never been.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

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