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HAWAII GOP PRESIDENTIAL CAUCUS COMING SOON! What a time to be a Republican in the United States. It’s the first open election since 2008, general voting doesn’t take place for 10 months and the party’s nomination process has already become a reality TV circus in which the star attraction is a world-famous billionaire who decided to run on a platform that could have been written by Benito Mussolini.

Not that the other candidates are much better. To think that Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio somehow managed to convince enough voters in Texas and Florida to vote them into the United States Senate doesn’t say much for those states. There’s something of a bomb-throwing anarchist about Cruz–who at least has the decency to temper his nasty anti-immigrant views with a slight air of respectability–while Rubio is clearly more android than human.

(Remaining candidates John Kasich and Ben Carson hardly matter these days.)

It’s hard to believe when you look at such candidates that the Republican Party used to boast General Dwight Eisenhower (the last person who won the presidency without having previously held an elected office), Gerald Ford and even Brooklyn Dodgers legend Jackie Robinson as members. Then, when I was in college in the mid-1990s, the scary Republicans included people like Rep. Newt Gingrich.

Oh, how quaint those times seem now.

Though there are five Republicans currently running for president, only one matters: Donald Trump. The bombastic billionaire has flirted with the presidency since the 1980s, but only very recently started building a real organization backed by substantial numbers of people willing to vote for him. Trump may be a megalomaniac who’s addicted to fame, regardless of the price (indeed, the Associated Press reported on Feb. 27 that leaked emails from Trump’s top corporate stooges show great fear throughout the highest levels of his company that his rac-

ist demagoguery “could permanently damage the Trump business brand with Latinos”), but he’s attracted so many votes that he’s now the front-runner for the nomination.

For Washington’s establishment, this is a terrifying scenario. The Washington Post described Trump this way, on Feb. 24: “He wants the United States to commit war crimes, including torture and the murder of innocent relatives of suspected terrorists. He admires Russian dictator Vladimir Putin and sees no difference between Mr. Putin’s victims and people killed in the defense of the United States. He would round up and deport 11 million people, a forced movement on a scale not attempted since Stalin or perhaps Pol Pot. He has, during the course of his campaign, denigrated women, Jews, Muslims, Mexicans, people with disabilities and many more.

He routinely trades in wild falsehoods and doubles down when his lies are exposed.”

The paper then called for Republican leaders to stop Trump. Given the fact that Republican turnout is up–way up–over 2012 numbers, this is the height of naivete.

Indeed, such Republican stalwarts as former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and current U.S. Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions have all endorsed Trump. Though not

exactly the braintrust of the GOP (the three are, respectively, an idiot, thug and segregationist sympathizer), they send a powerful message: Trump is fine with them.

Trump is of course trolling the nation, and perhaps the world. He knows saying outrageous things against women and minorities get TV news coverage, so he says outrageous, unthinkable things on a nearly daily basis. He’s demanded the overturning of libel laws. He has openly called for the assault of protesters at his rallies. He wants the U.S. military to torture–his word–suspected terrorists like they’ve never been tortured before. His refusal to comment on the Ku Klux Klan–a member of which recently stabbed a protester in Anaheim with an American flag–is a masterstroke in electioneering. He is, in fact, running such an outrageously repulsive campaign that he’s threatening to split the Republican Party wide open.

Were he just an agent provocateur bent on infiltrating the GOP and destroying it from within (a possibility that I still can’t dismiss completely), then this election would be the most entertaining of all time. But Trump’s violent rhetoric, his appeals to a past “greatness” that conjures images of Jim Crow and lynching, also feed the racist, nativist monster that exists within the American psyche.

Though we like to believe we’re an exceptional nation, a “city upon a hill,” as both John Kennedy and Ronald Reagan put it, borrowing from Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount, our history is far more brutal–America has been a violent, frightened nation since its birth. The nation founded by white slaveholders who decreed that “all men were created equal” has never found itself at ease with other nations and races.

Look no further than this example of Trump’s electoral base: 74 percent of Trump voters in South Carolina agreed with his call to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. An astonishing 20 percent thought Abraham Lincoln’s freeing the slaves during the Civil War was wrong.

With rising numbers of Latinos and ever greater power afforded to women and minorities, many whites feel imperiled. You want to know how many? Look at Trump’s voters–largely white, male and aging,

Overheard “That chick on the moped is gonna get a lot of attention in the store. Way too hot for the store.”

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they’re the ones with the most to lose from a truly equal society.

The question now before the Republican Party as a whole is the most profound of its existence: completely reject Trump and his racist, violent white supremacist fury, or embrace it all and vaporize the legacies of Lincoln, Eisenhower and Ford.

That an airhead like Palin and a thug like Christie have already knelt down and kissed Trump’s ring implies that the future of American politics will be rough. Demographics do not favor the Republicans, but rather than adapt to a changing ethnic and cultural landscape, they have chosen to attack and demonize.

Should they assume power–and control over America’s substantial and terrifying conventional and nuclear arsenal–what will they do? Or more apt, is there anything they won’t do? Previous presidents have already stretched the federal government into assaulting privacy and civil rights in ways thought unthinkable just a generation ago.

George W. Bush created an archipelago of “black site” prisons across the world.

Barack Obama has gone one step further, unleashing CIA-controlled drone aircraft, killing suspected terrorists–including at least one who was born in the U.S. and therefore entitled to due process.

Even if Trump wins the nomination but loses the presidency (still, at this point, the most likely scenario) what new imperial boundary will Obama’s successor push?

When do our actions become indistinguishable from those of the “rogue nations” we regularly denounce?

On Tuesday, Mar. 8, Hawaii Republicans will get a chance to caucus on the nomination. In 2012, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney came out the top vote-getter in Hawaii, with a mediocre 44.7 percent of the Republican caucus (can you believe that a quarter of the state’s Republican voters preferred gay-baiting former Senator Rick Santorum?). So who will get the state’s 19 Republican delegates this year?

“We don’t have a whole lot of polling data, and it depends on who shows up, but I think it’s going to be Trump and Hillary [Clinton],” University of Hawaii Political Science Professor Colin Moore told me. “I suspect that Trump just has the most name recognition. I can’t believe Cruz has any traction. In Massachusetts, another very blue state, Republicans there seem to be going strong for Trump.”

Though Hawaii may be a small state, the extraordinary nature of this year’s election has given the state’s party more power than they’re used to. The question all of us must live with, though, is what they’ll do with that power.

For more information on the Hawaii Republican Caucus, go to GOPHawaii.com. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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STEMWORKS LAUNCHES NEW DRONE DESIGN MODULE Maui Economic Development Board’s Women in Technology launches a new STEM Module as part of its STEMworks curriculum. The new STEM

module–CAD Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Drone Design and Build–coincides with Hawaii’s official adoption of the Next Generation Science Standards which encourages inquiry science and engineering design.

The NGSS-aligned CAD module will explore the basics of the Engineering Design process using 3D Computer Aided Design; students will design their own drone prototype, 3D print their design and build a functional, remote-controlled UAV. Safety and ethical use of drone technology are included in the curriculum and training.

WIT is distributing the new CAD module to all STEMworks facilitators, as well as equipping STEM school labs with their drone kits. Students will also be able to sign up for AutoCAD software training this summer to support the module addition.

“We are very excited to offer a Hawaii-based Drone CAD module as part of our expanding STEMworks curriculum,” said WIT Director Leslie Wilkins. “STEMworks is a statewide, Hawaii-led STEM program that promotes innovation and critical thinking skills through student service projects.”

WIT’s STEMworks program was the first in Hawaii to develop and offer original STEM curriculum to students across the islands. Its goal is to provide equity, culturally-aligned and place-based STEM education through project-centered service to the community–a valuable and engaging educational platform for local students.

Women in Technology, a statewide initiative of the MEDB, created the program as part of its mission to educate and grow Hawaii’s innovation sector workforce. To find out more about the CAD module or STEMworks, contact Isla Young, WIT STEM Education Director at 808-875-2307 or email isla@medb.org.

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Sammy Hagar has sold his 14-acre property in Ukumehame to Montessori Hale O Keiki, where a new campus for the school will be built. In addition, the Red Rocker donated $250,000 to the school and pledged continued support for the Montessori school. “[Hagar] had a vision for this property of his own, with agriculture and sustainability,” said MHOK Head of School Jessica Thompson. “I think when we told him we were interested and we told him what our school does and what the focus of our school is, both in Montessori and in environmental stewardship, he got really excited, and immediately offered us a chance at our dream. He committed to a donation of $250,000 this year and continued support in the future.”

MHOK launched in 1991 with a leased space from Trinity-by-the-Sea Church.

The school started with one building for its primary classroom and another building shared by its lower and upper elementary.

School officials had been looking for more usable space for its students, pursuing nine different properties over the years.

In 2014, they learned about the 14 acre property off Honoapi‘ilani Highway between Kihei and Lahaina. At the time, they had no idea the property was owned by musician and entrepreneur Hagar and his wife Kari.

The property has majestic mountain views, and it includes a two-story, 1550-square-foot bamboo house, which will likely be used to house the school’s administration. The property also includes fenced areas for animals and irrigation for gardens.

MHOK purchased the property for $1.49 million. The school’s realtor and board member Dave Richardson and his firm Hawaii Life donated the $38,000 in commission and closing costs back to the school.

“The Ukumehame property is really special,” said Hagar, adding that he and his family camped on the land before building

the bamboo house, to see what it felt like out there. “I think it’d be a great place for children to be able to have animals on the property, to have gardens to grow vegetables and fruit and things like that, which I think are very important in the world today, to learn how to be self-sufficient without having to go to a grocery store if you don’t have to. Walk across the street and catch your own fish, grow your own food.”

The Hagar’s $250,000 donation was put into action right away, for planning, permitting and design costs associated with building a school structure, which will have an initial capacity of around 96 students, kindergarten through 8th grade. The future building will be situated near the existing bamboo home, which will likely house administrative offices, gathering spaces and resource classrooms for art and music.

A new classroom structure will house four main classrooms, for Primary (ages 3-6), Lower Elementary (1st-3rd grade), Upper Elementary (4th-6th grade) and Middle School (7th & 8th grade). The classrooms will be 900 to 1,200 square feet in size. There are also plans for a multi-purpose room and commercial kitchen. An outdoor stone pizza oven is already built in the yard.

MHOK will maintain a presence in Kihei, as it has been for the last 25 years.

Once the Ukumehame campus is operational, the current site on Kulanihakoi Street in North Kihei will transform into an early childhood center. Plans include a second Primary classroom; MHOK recently received a $15,000 grant from the Castle Foundation to support new materials for that addition. In Kihei, there would also be a Toddler Program for eight to 12 students, ages 18 months to three years.

tee (DNC) and formally endorsed Senator Bernie Sanders, D–Vermont, for president.

“As elections continue across the country, the American people are faced with a clear choice,” Gabbard said in a Feb. 28 news release. “We can elect a president who will lead us into more interventionist wars of regime change, or we can elect a president who will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity. With this clear choice in mind, today I am resigning as Vice Chair of the DNC so that I can strongly support Bernie Sanders as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.”

Gabbard’s endorsement comes at a time when most pundits are predicting that Hillary Clinton will, in fact, be the Democratic presidential nominee. Indeed, one Washington Post columnist struggled with the endorsement at first, until she remembered Gabbard’s unconventional background and ideology (though a hawk on the fight against ISIS, Gabbard–a major in the Hawaii Army National Guard and Iraq War veteran–has strongly criticized military intervention elsewhere throughout the world).

“It’s a move that makes little sense on the surface–especially coming mere hours after Hillary Clinton’s shellacking of Sanders in South Carolina’s primary,” Amber Phillips wrote in the Feb. 28 Post. “But digging deeper into Gabbard’s unconventional and sometimes combative approach to politics, her alliance with Sanders starts to add up.

Like the man she’s endorsing for president, Gabbard is a wildcard who is willing to put her future with the Democratic Party on the line to speak out against it.”

-Suzanne Kayian

REP. TULSI GABBARD ENDORSES BERNIE SANDERS Bucking her party’s establishment, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–Hawaii, has resigned from the Democratic National Commit-

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In November, police in Altamonte Springs, Florida, raided the Escondido Community Clubhouse, formally shutting down the retirement village’s games of bingo, bunko, penny poker and–most controversially–the weekly sessions of the culturally venerated mahjong. Although none of the games is illegal under state law, advertising for-money games is, and the notices in the Heritage Florida Jewish News were such attentiongetters that the pots for the games often grew to exceed the $10 legal maximum.

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Managerial judgment was also on display at a Morro Bay, California, Burger King in January when a prank caller somehow convinced BK employees to begin shattering the store’s windows because of a purported “gas leak.”

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Will Lombardi, 19, was charged with arson in Northampton, Massachusetts, in January after he acknowledged that “probably” he was the one who left a flaming box of excrement on the front porch of the family with whose daughter he was feuding. The fire was supposed to alarm the victim, who would try to stomp it out, thus spreading the feces and soiling the stomper’s shoes. In this case, however, the fire had spread a bit. (Bonus: Lombardi’s box selection was a used mailer with Lombardi’s name and address still readable.)

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS In January, a 27-year-old man in North Pole, Alaska, became the most recent forced to flee a crime scene on foot because he had locked his keys inside the getaway car.

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‘I Want To Taste Everything’ Catching up with Maui musician Lily Meola on her way to stardom

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ily Meola grew up on Maui. She spent most of her time between Haiku and the North Shore. She began singing publicly while attending Haleakala Waldorf School. She knew she wanted to perform, but staring in a school play when she was 11 solidified her aspirations. “I realized, yes, this is what I want to do,” Meola says. “I never pictured myself doing anything else. This is my dream and they helped me realize it.

Waldorf is all about being creative and since that was the environment, it made becoming a performer seem very realistic.”

By the time Meola was in high school, she was singing at venues like Stella Blues, the MACC and Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon. When she was 16, Meola landed a regular gig at Cafe des Amis in Paia.

The day of our interview, we had planned to meet at the quaint crepe house but the

surf at Jaws was at a record high; every formidable big wave surfer on the island was headed to the North Shore surf spot. So we avoided the crowds and met Upcountry at another of her favorite haunts–Sip Me. Meola wore a blue and white outfit that was a cross between high fashion and beach town casual–boho chic. Her long, pale blonde hair brushed past her shoulders as she sat down, apologizing for smelling like kim chee. She ordered us a turnover. “It looked so good,” she says.

While nursing our beverages, a woman interrupted our conversation. “I just love your CD,” the stranger told Meola, giving her a shoulder hug. “I just bought a second copy for a good friend.”

The woman seemed to want to keep chatting, but was respectful of Meola’s growing celebrity. For her part, Meola seemed humbled by the attention and handled it gracefully. “It’s happening a lot,” she says about strangers approaching her in public. “It’s kind of weird. I’m not opposed to it at all, but I’m not all about myself.”

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hey Say... is a snapshot of Meola’s fabulous vocal ability and reflects both where her musical tastes began and where they’re headed. When Meola first began performing, she sang primarily jazz standards. That flavor remains strong in the new collection–but the album reveals a wide variety of influences, including country and pop.

Meola says people often ask her who she wants to be like. “That is the hardest question for me to answer because I just want to be me,” she tells me. Then, after a brief pause: “I don’t know exactly who I am yet.

“I knew I wanted to be good at singing jazz,” Meola says. “But I never wanted to be tied down to one genre. I want to taste everything.”

Meola says she’s happy with her work on They Say... but she’s looking forward to recording new songs. Much of that enthusiasm comes from the fact that she only started writing music relatively recently.

“I go home every night and write until one in the morning,” Meola says. “Instead of going to bed with Netflix, I’m going to bed with my writing journal. My next album, I want to write a majority of it. I want to put out music that comes from here,” she says, motioning to her heart. “I feel like I need to say something important.”

Meola’s sophisticated music makes it difficult to believe she is barely legal to drink a toast to her success. Her compassionate spirit, coupled with her immense talent, seems more reflective of a woman twice her age. Michael McDonald, one of the island’s most admired performers, agrees that Meola stands out among her personal and professional contemporaries.

“Lily Meola’s capacity to handle a song speaks to her having a much older soul than her tender years would suggest,” McDonald

says. “Having grown up on the beautiful island of Maui, one has to wonder where this deep sense of expression came into play. I think the simple answer is that there is much mana in this young woman’s spirit and it translates beautifully through her artistry. [They Say... is] a solid effort by a wonderful new artist with a voice we’ll no doubt be listening to for years to come.”

Local music fan and radio personality Michael McCartney has witnessed Meola’s growth as both a singer and songwriter.

“When we first had her on the air performing over five years ago, before she wrote her own songs, she really had a grasp at such a young age on how to deliver the

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pad for each song. I should have listened to him about that. I write in a beautiful leather bound book given to me at the BMI Conference. But I’m writing several songs at once and I’m always flipping back and forth through the pages. There have been a lot of really cool insane moments that I’m grateful for. I’m a lucky girl.”

Upon first listen of the album, Browne says They Say... is destined to be a work that you’ll find in the car and on the cell phone of everyone you know. “Lily Meola’s surprising voice–smoky, sultry, tender and strong–comes from somewhere timeless, yet somehow new,” Browne says. “This voice and these songs spring from a place so deep in the country and jazz

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Lily Meola recently released her debut album They Say... She’s toured California with Shooter Jennings and Lukas Nelson. Meola has recorded with country-music superstar Willie Nelson, played in front of 40,000 people at Farm Aid and shared the stage with Steven Tyler and Johnny Depp. In fact, Tyler called Meola a magical musical fairy princess from Maui whose singing goes straight to your heart. On March 6, she opens for Lee Brice at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). With all these incredible things happening to her, it was meeting a cancer patient in San Diego that stands out as one of the highlights in her life.

Sitting in the mid-day shade at a small Makawao coffee house, 21-year-old Meola’s eyes shine like faint green sapphires as she shares the story of a man who had to be coaxed into attending one of her shows.

The man had Stage 3 Lymphoma. He was physically and emotionally exhausted; his friends practically dragged him to see “this great performer from Maui.”

After the show, the man created his first Facebook account so he could tell Meola how her music touched him. “People have told me before that my music touches them, but this guy really went out of his way to let me know how my music made him feel,” Meola says. “He listened to my music while he was having chemo and it would make him feel like life was worth living.

“He’s done with chemo and he’s getting well,” Meola continues. “He has a daughter and he’s engaged.” Her eyes sparkle with emotion as she reaches the pinnacle of the story.

“And he proposed to one of my songs!”

Despite the fact that Meola’s album They Say.... is getting major press and radio airplay–and she’s standing on the precipice of a promising career in the music business– she says meeting the gentleman with cancer was a highlight. “It’s really cool to make people feel things with my music,” Meola says. “That was one of my goals in life.”

You can’t deny her melodies and will be immediately addicted to the sound of her voice, [They Say...] is just a sneak peak of all that is to become of Lily Meola.

material of other artists like Jeff Buckley’s ‘Hallelujah,’” McCartney says. “To see her growth in this incredible sounding album is mind-blowing even knowing that she could do no wrong with whatever material she decided to tackle, her own or from another composer.”

McCartney said his listeners have responded well to the new album. “From the moment we began to play the new album, the emails, Facebook messages and phone calls were all positive,” he says. “Lily’s songs ‘Bad Weather’ and ‘Bad Boy’ connected with the audience immediately. Many listeners were unaware that she was an artist in our own backyard here on Maui and were thrilled to discover her. The other cuts on the album including her collaborations with songwriting legends Kris Kristofferson and Willie Nelson really add a texture to the album that let her shine. Lukas Nelson’s contributions to Lily’s album round out the vibe that really translates well over the FM dial.”

Meola says one of the truly memorable moments of her budding career was working with Jackson Browne.

“I got a songwriting lesson from Jackson Browne,” she says. “We sat down at the piano, and he showed me how he writes songs. He uses a different yellow legal

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traditions that they will be heard as fresh and original by her generation–and deeply rooted in the greatest music of all time–by mine.”

Rock superstar Steven Tyler has his own take on Meola.

“You can’t deny her melodies and will be immediately addicted to the sound of her voice,” he says. “[They Say...] is just a sneak peak of all that is to become of Lily Meola.”

Releasing a debut album, touching people’s lives and performing to huge audiences would seem like success to most people. But Meola says being happy each day is true achievement.

“If I’m happy, then I feel like I’m successfully living my life,” she says. “I simply want to live life with no expectations and a grateful heart.”

They Say... is available at LilyMeola.com and in various stores around Maui including Requests Music in Wailuku and Collections in Makawao. The album hits iTunes next month.

Meola encourages her fans follow her on Instagram: @lilymeola. For more info on her upcoming MACC show visit Mauiarts.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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“With in-villa kitchens or kitchenettes and washers and dryers, as well as dining options, a full service spa and pool fun, we hope that staycationing kama‘aina feel like The Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas is an extension of their home with resort amenities,” says Nolan.

The resort is comprised of five towers, three of them make up the South property and two in the North. There are six outdoor pools, and on the South side there is a water slide. One of the pools has a pirate ship and playground area for children, conveniently located by their Westin Kids Club. The South pool also features shaded gazebos and cabanas, which can really make a pool day with the family seamless.

The beach isn’t far either, and we often ran down to dip in the ocean in-between swimming in the pool.

Ocean activities are easy, and snorkeling is a must. Out on this north side of Pu‘u Keka‘a there’s an active reef full of fish and turtles. Outrigger canoe rides, standup paddle boards and kayaking are all available here as well.

more expensive than the regular grocery story but not much, and it’s such a treat to arrive in a room stocked with some goodies you chose. The grocery list is online and makes it a cinch.

The Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas has a full service spa in the North Tower called Spa Helani. The 13-room spa has indoor and outdoor lounges and an extensive lists of Hawaiian healing rituals of their own design. The spa keeps the list fresh with new treatments every quarter. Their Ho‘omana ritual is one such seasonal treatment that begins with a Hawaiian chant sung by Makalapua Kanuha, the resort’s Director of Culture.

Others like the Ocean ritual employ algaes and marine salts and the rhythmic wave motion of massage.

Spa Helani also hosts social events like the upcoming Shamrocks and Savasana on St. Patrick’s Day. Join in for an outdoor sunset yoga session led by Julie Mitchell

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he Westin Ka‘anapali Resort Villas is a spectacular property on 26 oceanfront acres located North of Puu Kekaa point with 1021 rooms that have condo like features. The property is a Starwood Vacation Ownership (SVO) resort but you can still reserve rooms like other resorts without being an owner as long as they are available, and they even offer kama‘aina rates. One of the first differences you notice is that the rooms are decked out with kitchens, dining tables, chairs, washers, dryers and sofas. The space really ends up feeling more like a home away from home rather than a hotel room.

When choosing a resort for a staycation, I didn’t think that the ability to cook, grocery shop, do laundry, or have a fullsize fridge would make a difference, but after staying in one, I really love it. Even if I’m only storing my leftovers from dining downstairs at the resort, the comfort level and the ability to reheat and eat on a table feels luxurious. Angela Nolan, the Area Managing Director for the Westin Ka‘anapali Resort Villas says that’s the idea.

Of course, the Villas have some irresistible dining options. The Ocean Pool Bar and Grill recently launched the Monday Burger and Brew special that starts at 5:30pm, you can choose from outrageous Wagyu with fried egg and kale kimchi, wild boar with boursin, local beef with a southwestern flair, or the Niihau eland with surfing goat feta and red pepper jam.

These are paired with a Maui Brew Company beer for $21.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill announced the appointment of chef de cuisine Alvin Savella, a local West Maui boy, in June, and his menu was launched in the fall.

Tempting additions like the seared scallops with smoked pork belly and kabocha puree, ahi carpaccio with fennel and garlic aioli, and the Wagyu tomahawk ribeye that features alii mushroom risotto and foie with brussels all form the fine dining experience with Savella’s touch. His sorbet, gelato and affogato

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desserts are flawless as is his budino, textures of tiramisu and zeppole. Pulehu also features a popular three-course menu, and wine pairing events.

Pailolo is a lively outdoor dining location that has the first food truck I have seen run by a resort. The truck was designed by California Cart Builders and is a full service truck that serves as the kitchen for Pailolo. The oceanfront sports bar features pay per view events and live sports on large high def flat screens, and boasts an outdoor fire pit and lounge area.

The casual eatery has a sensational menu provided by the truck with farm to table elegance layered over pub favorites.

You can pre-order some items from the villa’s grocery store to stock your fridge prior to your arrival. This can come in really handy if you are arriving late, didn’t have time to stop for yourself or want to be equipped for a big bacon and egg breakfast in house like I did. Sure it’s a bit

at 5:30pm followed by a beer social for $15 per person.

The resort is also proud of its Pu‘uhonua Cultural Center that shares Hawaiian culture through talk story sessions hosted by Makalapua Kanuha. The center is open Monday through Friday from 10am to 4pm. You can also sign up for the Malama Honokowai project, volunteering in the nearby Honokowai Valley to help restore an ancient farming archeological site on Saturday mornings.

Standard rates for the resort start at $359 but going online can reveal some great deals as low as $189. Go to Westinkaanapali.com, click on Special Offers under “Book a Room” and then on the right hand list click on “Local Offers” to isolate the Kama‘aina deals. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more staycation ideas, visit: mauitime.com/activities

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A&E

by Jen Russo

Finding My True North PHOTO BY ALI KAUKAS FOR WANDERLUST FESTIVAL

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3,000 people while maintaining the focus on health, community, nature, food and the arts. A few years later, we launched the first Wanderlust in Squaw Valley, California.”

Finding your true north is not one size fits all. For Lysha Kamisato Wernig, a Maui girl who teaches yoga at the studio in the Westin Maui and taught six classes at Wanderlust this year, her experience meant embracing the unfamiliar and wrapping her mind around teaching classes on a stage in front of hundreds of students.

“I taught two classes everyday, Friday, Saturday Sunday,” she says (she’s also a Lululemon Ambassador on Maui). “It was amazing, every class was so different. I’m so used to teaching my style and going with the flow. I decided to do three Hawaiian based classes: Finding Your Aloha on Your Mat, The Grace of Hula Meets Yoga, and Finding Our Mana Through Yoga. I was mentally preparing myself. I wanted to focus on getting my wording, to express the feeling I wanted to convey for the festival-goers in the classes. I was so scared to do something different out of my comfort zone and then I did it. It was

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was surrounded by people who not only love living healthy, active, and fun lifestyles, but also love expressing their fashion through yoga inspired attire!”

Lai was exposed to Wanderlust through Lululemon.

“Lululemon sent us to Wanderlust with a special yoga mat with ‘Aloha’ lasered into the mat as well as a special edition Hawaiian Island chain tank top,” says Lai. “Coincidentally, my second yoga class was Finding Your Aloha on Your Mat. This took place outside in front of the stage with hundreds of other yogis! I loved this class because there was a live DJ jamming in the background. However, it was so sunny and hot that I felt like I was in hot yoga! I was dripping in sweat!

After three hours of yoga, we retreated to the Aveda beauty bar for complimentary Wanderlust festival hair styles. They donated any tips to Surfrider foundation, and I’m an avid surfer so I appreciated that.”

PHOTO BY ALI KAUKAS FOR WANDERLUST FESTIVAL

his past weekend, more than 6,000 people roamed through Oahu’s North Shore, braving the Eddie Aikau traffic, to attend the Wanderlust Festival at the Turtle Bay. I was there, too–it was my first, and there was much discussion in my room as to what the phrase “Find Your True North”–the festival’s mission statement and popular hashtag for festival-goers on social media–truly meant.

“Wanderlust was the result of a few different experiences coming together,” says event co-founder Sean Hoess. “My business partner’s wife, Schuyler Grant, opened a yoga studio above the offices where my business partner, Jeff Krasno, and I ran our artist management company and record label. We started to spend a lot of time with and among yogis, and I ended up going on several yoga retreats led by Schuyler in Costa Rica. I was surprised to discover that a yoga retreat is basically a healthy festival in an exotic locale–but for 30 people. We started brainstorming on how we might take the yoga retreat concept and scale it to

sensational, like a breath of fresh air. It felt good to teach with live music, and all the people were just so stoked afterwards. It was really good to push myself.”

One of my struggles was navigating the workshops, classes and activities. There were hundreds of meditation, yoga, and fitness workshops and classes scheduled for the weekend. One day I did five yoga classes. The poi ball class with Jinju Dasalla was a highlight–I never thought for a minute that I could swing poi balls with verve, and also got an amazing workout. But I wanted to try every teacher and practice I hadn’t been exposed to, as well as try a class with Wernig, a teacher I’ve practiced with before. Ultimately, I made it to one of her classes on the final day, sharing her Kitaido yoga class with around a 100 other attendees, and I’m glad I did.

“The most people I’ve ever taught was like 50 people,” says Kamisato Wernig.

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“This was major. The last three classes were more my style, a Kitaido practice. That was fun, too. It was coming back from being so spiritual (my first three Hawaiian classes) and then getting into the technical aspects of yoga. So it was a great mix that balanced out. It was really good. Looking out and seeing everyone there, feeling that moment that you want to stop and take a deep breath and take in one of my dreams coming true. Knowing that I can do it, and getting back to the root of that, I can only teach what I know. Letting go of the fear, and anything that can hold me back.

Knowing that, that is enough.”

For Maui businesswoman Annie Lai, finding her true north was being exposed to fitness, friendship, travel and yoga as a new experience wrapped around her passion for fashion.

“As a single mom and business owner of Da Beach House Maui, I rarely take the time to travel by myself for pleasure,” says Lai. “It was the best gift for me because I

The Wanderlust Festival has just one winter festival and that’s Wanderlust Oahu.

The rest take place in the summer across the U.S. and Canada.

“Each Wanderlust has certain elements that are similar–the yoga, meditation, outdoor activities, the community spirit and live music,” says Hoess. “But we’re also called ‘Wanderlust’ for a reason, and we try to incorporate local flavors and cultures wherever we go. This is expressed in our activities (surfing in Oahu, mountain biking in Whistler), our food (local foods wherever possible!), our faculty (we always invite local leaders in yoga and meditation to teach) and our artists (we often book local musicians).”

Wanderlust plans to be back in Oahu at Turtle Bay Resort in 2017. For more information on their other festivals or their mindful triathlons, go to Wanderlust.com. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, MAR. 3 ASHLIE WELTE – Java Jazz presents Ashlie Welte live in an encore performance of her “Dreams & Detours.” Hailing from the Big Apple, Welte will perform a musical cabaret accompanied by Vania Jerome and Jimmy Lopez. Grab dinner and drinks and enjoy some great tunes. 7-10pm. Java Jazz (3350 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai), Javajazz.net.

Photo courtesy Ashlie Welte’s Facebook page

THE BLOCK MAUI GRAND OPENING – The Block Maui opens their doors to all for their Grand Opening. The kettlebell and functional training gym is asking us to enjoy food, music and fun photo ops at their celebration. Specialty classes and personal training will be available. Kama‘aina enjoy a complimentary week trial as well. 5-8pm. The Block Maui (5095 Napilihau St., Napili), Theblockmaui.com. Photo courtesy The Block Maui

THURSDAY, MAR. 3 TODDLER STORYTIME – The Kihei Public Library invites you to their Toddler Storytime. Let the children get their wiggles out with stories, songs and crafts, all geared towards toddlers. All children must be accompanied by an adult. Free.

10:30am. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833.

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ASPEN SANTA FE BALLET – The Aspen Santa Fe Ballet presents Juan Siddi Flamenco Santa Fe at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). The collaborative dance company located in Santa Fe, New Mexico boasts a highly skilled curriculum. Their latest partnership with Artistic director Juan Siddi fuses flamenco with contemporary dance resulting in a curated cultural experience. $12-65+. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

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SATURDAY, MAR. 5 SHANE LUCAS PRICE – Power Up Comedy presents Shane Lucas Price for two nights–Thursday, Mar. 3 and Friday, Mar. 4.

The Oahu-based comedian will make a stop at Nalu’s South Shore Grill on Thursday and then Three’s Bar and Grill on Friday.

Chuck Sauce will host both shows; joining Price will be Power Up’s Straight Up Fresh on Thursday and Vince Foti and Chris Rose on Friday. $10. 9pm Door/ 9:30pm Show. Facebook.com/MauiComedy.

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KAMA‘AINA WEDDING EXPO – The Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa is hosting a Kama‘aina Wedding Expo. Couples are welcome to the Coral Reef Room for an opportunity to meet with the resort’s wedding staff, tour its wedding spaces as well as sample pupu from the resort’s wedding menu. An array of vendors will be in attendance. Free. 4-6pm.

Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa (2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy.), Sheraton-maui.com.

Photo courtesy Sheraton Maui Resort

SATURDAY, MAR. 5 CARLOS SANTANA – Carlos Santana, one of the world’s most prolific guitarists, returns to Maui. He’s won 10 Grammys and three Latin Grammys with his Afro-Latin and blues-rock rhythms. Currently headlining a multi-year residency at the House of Blues in Las Vegas, Santana continues to win over a multigenerational fan base. $65-129+. 7:30pm Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), MauiArts.org.

Photo: Wikimedia Commons

REMIX THE EARTH VOL. 8 – Check out Remix The Earth Volume 8 at Casanova. It will feature Seattle producer and DJ Michael Manahan, Olivia Foxglove and VJ Douglas Deboer. Melissa Bruck will add color to the evening with live painting. A portion of proceeds will benefit Shaka Movement. $10 before 10pm, $15 after. 9:301:30am. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808572-0220, Casanovamaui.com. Photo courtesy Michael Manahan’s Facebook page

SUNDAY, MAR. 6 LEE BRICE, JERROD NIEMANN & LILY MEOLA – The MACC gets a little country with Lee Brice, Jerrod Niemann and Maui songbird Lily Meola. Brice has penned hit after hit for some of Country’s biggest stars including Garth Brooks and Tim McGraw. Niemann’s previously shared the stage with the likes of Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. Then there’s Meola, a protege of Willie Nelson and future superstar in her own right. $39-79+. 5pm Gates/ 6pm Show. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

EKOLU TRIO – Java Jazz azz invites you to a benefit dinner and show featuring the Ekolu Trio.

Proceeds will benefit Maui Food Bank and Soldiers Appreciation Vacation fund which supports vacations forr soldiers awarded the Purple Heart. The lineup will also include nd Lab and Ekolu Kalama, Sound 100 Dinner more. $50 Show/ $100 & Show. 6pm. Java Jazz (3350 d., HoL. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., zz. nokowai) Javajazz. sy net. Photo courtesy Ekolu Facebook page

TUESDAY, MAR. 8 GREG ZELEK – The Hawaii Chapter of the American Guild of Organists and St. John’s Episcopal Church presents organist Greg Zelek. The evening will feature classical and contemporary works by composers Bach, Mendelssohn, Stanley and Weaver. Currently a music director and organist in New York, the Juilliard School alum has an extensive repertoire as a soloist and ensemble member. Free. 6:30pm. St. John’s Episcopal Church (8992 Kula Hwy., Kula), Saint-john.org.

Photo courtesy Greg Zelek

TUESDAY, MAR. 8

BALDWIN HIGH BAND – Enjoy the Baldwin High School Band’s the annual School Band Concert Series performance. The traditional spring concert will feature the next generation of musicians as well as give them an opportunity to experience the island’s biggest stage.The public is invited to attend and support Maui’s young performing artists. Free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo: John Henry Photography

WEDNESDAY, MAR. 9 MAUI SOLAR ECLIPSE FAIR – A partial solar eclipse will be visible on Maui and the National Solar Observatory and Maui Science Center invite you to a Maui Solar Eclipse Fair. Enjoy safe viewing courtesy of solar telescopes, meet local astronomers and engage in fun science activities. The moon will begin to move in front of the sun at around 4:30 pm. Free. 3-7pm. Kalama Beach Park, Extension Pavilion (1900 S. Kihei Rd.), MauiScienceCenter.com.

Photo: NASA/Wikimedia Commons

BOYS & GIRLS CLUB YOUTH OF THE YEAR – The Boys and Girls Club of Maui presents its Youth of the Year 2016 recognition ceremony at the MACC. Highlighting their service and leadership, the finalists will share their inspirational stories of trial and triumph. Free. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7467, Mauiarts.org.

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CSI: Judea ‘Risen’ turns Biblical resurrection story into police procedural ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 107 Min.

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n 33 A.D., a Roman soldier named Clavius (Joseph Fiennes) is assigned to investigate the disappearance of a corpse. His employer, Pontius Pilate, informs Clavius that the missing body belonged to a man known as “Yeshua.” Clavius discovers that not only was the body missing from its tomb but that Yeshua is also reported by his followers to be alive.

What proceeds is definitely a first: ladies and gentlemen, here is a Biblical police procedural, with Fiennes acting as the sword and sandals equivalent of David Caruso. The momentum stops and starts in the same way a cop TV show builds an episodic mystery. Unlike the limp Son of God from two years back, this covers the story of the New Testament from a different angle, is mostly post-crucifixion and only proselytizes to the audience once.

Risen isn’t perfect but its refreshing and stronger than expected.

The biggest problem is that the acting is uneven from top to bottom. Fiennes

has the look for his role but brings no depth to the character. Considering the dramatic change of heart Clavius supposedly undergoes during the course of the story, Fiennes’ one-note acting diminishes the character’s journey. Fiennes had his moment as the star of Shakespeare in Love but he has yet to impress me since.

Former Harry Potter actor Tom Felton, who made his “Draco Malfoy” an iconic villain has, like Fiennes, struggled to redirect his career. Felton plays Lucius, a soldier who assists Clavius in his investigation.

What Felton’s performance made me think about was how someone needs to hire him to play a young Malcolm McDowell.

On the other hand, Cliff Curtis’ quiet, understated take on “Yeshua” is a breath of fresh air. Looking like the famous rendering of Christ as a genuine Middle Eastern man and not the long-haired, blue-eyed, surfer buff rendering in pop culture, Curtis makes the role his own.

Likewise, Peter Firth, the Oscar-nominated star of Equus, is subtle and commanding as Pontius Pilate.

While not one of the definitive movies about the life, death and resurrection of

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Christ, this is a big step in the right direction for independently made films targeting a faith-based audience. Here is an example of what can happen when you get a real director with impressive Hollywood credentials to helm a biblical movie. The filmmaker in question is Kevin Reynolds, the action movie ace who made Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, the forever underrated Waterworld and the Easter Island epic Rapa Nui. He also helmed The Count of Monte Cristo, which starred Jim Caviezel.

Risen has Reynolds working with a far smaller budget than his usual output. This is especially obvious during the action sequences, which appear to be lacking more extras. Yet, Reynolds’ ability at staging eye catching movie moments is as

strong as ever. Clavius’ dream of a crucified Christ in the ocean is a knockout, as is the use of CGI birds during a key sequence. There’s also the great, eerie moment when Clavius stares at a lifeless Christ as he’s taken off the cross.

The PG-13 rating is maximized in full: this is an appropriately violent film, depicting the Roman inflicted abuse with a gritty (but not exploitative) approach that gives this an authenticity.

Far less authentic is the classic Hollywood approach of having everyone in this Judeabased tale speak in English with British accents. Some of the dialogue stinks, particularly the sitcom-ready way Caiphus enters a room with “too late!” At least Pontius Pilate never says “Talk to the hand.” ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) London Has Fallen- R- FRI-SAT 11:00 12:00

1:20 2:20 3:40 4:40 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:25 10:25, SUN-THU 11:00 12:00 1:20 2:20 3:40 4:40 6:00 7:15 8:15 Always Be My Maybe- NR- FRI-THU 11:30 2:15 5:00 7:45 Deadpool-R- THU 11:00 12:00 1:50 2:50 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00, FRI-SAT 11:00 1:50 2:50 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:25, SUN-THU 11:00 1:50 2:50 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00 Race-NA- THU 11:45 3:15 7:00, FRI-THU 11:45 Risen-NA- THU 11:15 2:00 4:25 7:15, FRI-SAT 11:15 2:00 4:25 7:15 9:50, SUN-THU 11:15 2:00 4:25 7:15 How To Be Single-R- THU 11:20 1:50 4:40, FRISAT 10:00 Hail, Caesar!- PG13- THU 11:30 5:00 #Walang Forever-NR- THU 2:10 7:40

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Some showtime info wasn’t available at press time. Please contact the theater directly for complete listings.

Met Opera: Manon Lescaut -NR- SAT 12:55,

WED 6:30 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot- R- THU 7:20 10:10, FRI

11:10 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20, SAT 11:10 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20, SUN 11:50 2:30 5:20 8:10

11:00, MON-WED 11:30 2:10 5:00 7:50 10:40 Zootopia -PG- 2D THU 7:50 10:30, 2D FRI 11:30 12:00 1:40 2:10 4:50 7:30 9:10 10:10, 3D FRI 11:00 1:10 3:50 4:20 6:30 7:00 9:40, 2D SAT-MON 11:30 12:00 1:40 2:10 4:50 7:30 9:10 9:40 10:10, 3D SAT-WED 11:00 1:10 3:50 4:20 6:30 7:00, 3D MON-WED 1:10 3:50 4:20 6:30 7:00 9:40 Eddie The Eagle- PG13- THU 11:30 1:50 5:00 7:20 10:30, FRI 11:50 2:20 4:50 7:20 10:00, SAT 11:30 2:00 5:00 7:20 10:00, SUN-WED 11:50 2:20 4:50 7:20 10:00 Gods of Egypt -PG13- 2D THU 11:30 4:20 9:50, 3D 2:00 7:30, 2D FRI 11:30 4:40 9:50, 3D 2:40 7:50, 2D SAT 11:00 4:40 9:50, 3D 2:40 7:50, 2D SUN 11:50 5:00 10:10, 3D 2:40 7:50, 2D MON-WED 11:30 4:40 9:50, 3D 2:40 7:50 Triple 9- R- THU 11:40 2:20 5:00 6:50 9:30, FRI 11:00 1:30 4:10 6:50 9:30, SAT-SUN 11:00 1:30 4:10 6:50 9:30, MON-WED 11:20 1:50 4:30 7:10 9:50 The Witch-R- THU 11:30 2:30 4:50 6:50 9:20, FRI 11:40 5:10 10:20, SAT 11:40 10:20, SUN 11:50 5:10 10:20, MON-WED 11:40 5:10 10:20 Zoolander 2- THU 12:20 2:50 5:20 7:50 10:20, FRI 11:40 2:20 5:10 7:50 10:40, SAT 11:40 2:20 4:50 7:50 10:40, SUN 2:20 5:10 7:50 10:40, MON-WED 11:40 2:20 5:10 7:50 10:40 Kung Fu Panda 3- 2D THU 11:30 12:00 4:50 5:10 10:40, 3D 2:30 7:40, 2D FRI 2:30 7:40, 3D 11:00 5:40 10:50, 2D SAT 2:30 7:40, 3D 11:00 5:40 10:50, 2D SUN 2:50 8:00, 3D 11:00 5:40 10:50, 2D MON-WED 2:30 7:40, 3D 5:40 10:50

NEW THIS WEEK

who captured the world’s hearts at the 1988 Olympics. 105 min.

ALWAYS BE MY MAYBE - NR - Romance/ Comedy - A guy and girl try to help each other out in their respective quests to win back their exes. 103 min.

THE FINEST HOURS - PG13 - Action/ Drama - Chris Pine stars in this dramatization of a 1952 oil tanker accident that led to the most daring rescue in Coast Guard history. 117 min.

LONDON HAS FALLEN - R - Action/Thriller - In this sequel to Olympus Has Fallen, Secret Service Agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) uncovers a plot to assassinate world leaders at a funeral. 99 min.

GODS OF EGYPT - PG13 - Fantasy - A gaggle of white actors portray Egyptian gods because Hollywood has apparently become stuck in 1932. 100 min.

MET OPERA: MANON LESCAUT - NR - Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Puccini’s classic Manon Lescaut. 178 min.

KUNG FU PANDA 3 - PG - Animation - The Kung Fu Panda is back, presumably to do more kung fu and panda stuff. Voices by Jack Black and Angelina Jolie. 95 min.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT - R - War/Comedy - Tina Fey stars in this look at real life war correspondent Kim Baker as she covers the fighting in Afghanistan. 112 min.

ZOOTOPIA - PG - Animation/Adventure - A fox that’s a fugitive con artist must team up with a bunny that’s a rookie cop to stop a conspiracy. Voices by Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman. 108 min.

NOW PLAYING 5TH WAVE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - That actress who played Hit Girl in Kick Ass now has to save her brother after aliens all but obliterate humanity. 112 min.

DEADPOOL - R - Action/Adventure - The foul-mouthed merc with a mouth finally jumps from the comics to the big screen.

Stars Ryan Reynolds and a bunch of other people. 108 min.

EDDIE THE EAGLE - PG13 - Sports/Biography - The story of British ski jumper Eddie Edwards,

RACE - PG13 - Sports/Biography - The story of African-American track star Jesse Owens competing for gold at the 1936 Olympics in Nazi Germany. 134 min.

RIDE ALONG 2 - PG13 - Action/Comedy Ben (Kevin Hart) and his soon-to-be brotherin-law James (Ice Cube) head to Miami to take down some drug dealer before Ben’s wedding. 101 min.

RISEN - PG13 - Action/Bible - The story of Jesus’ resurrection, as told through Roman eyes.

See this week’s film review. 107 min.

SPOTLIGHT - R - History/Drama - The story of how the Boston Globe uncovered a big child molestation scandal within the Catholic Church. 128 min.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Thirty-two years isn’t so long to wait for a sequel to Return of the Jedi, right? 135 min.

TRIPLE 9 - R - Crime/Thriller - A bunch of crooks and bad cops plot to kill a police officer so they can pull off a big heist. 115 min.

THURS | 3/3 The 5th Wave-PG13- THU 11:30 1:50 4:20 6:40,

FRI 1:50 6:40, SAT 6:40, SUN-WED 1:50 6:40 Ride Along 2- PG13- THU 11:50 2:10 4:30 9:50,

FRI-SAT 11:30 4:20 9:20, SUN-WED 11:30 4:20 9:20 Star Wars: The Force Awakens- PG13- 2D THU 2:10 7:20, 3D 11:30 4:40 9:50, 2D FRI-WED 11:20 2:10 4:50 7:40 10:20 Spotlight-R- 2D FRI-SAT 2:00 7:30, SUN 2:10 7:30 Daddy’s Home- PG13- THU 11:40 2:00 4:20 9:20 Spectre- PG13- THU 1:40 Where To Invade Next- R- THU 2:00 7:10 The Boy-PG13- THU 11:40 4:50

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Zootopia-PG- 2D THU 6:45, 3D 9:30, 2D FRI

1:00 6:45, 3D 4:00 9:30, 2D SAT-SUN 1:00 6:45, 3D 4:00 9:30, 2D MON 1:00 6:45, 3D 4:00, 2D TUE 1:00 6:45, 3D 4:00 9:30, 2D WED 1:00 6:45, 3D 4:00 London Has Fallen- R- FRI 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:50, SAT-SUN 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:50, MON 1:30 4:15 7:00, TUE 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:50, WED 1:30 4:15 7:00 Gods of Egypt- PG13- 2D THU 3:45 10:00, 3D 12:45 7:00, 2D FRI 12:45 6:40, 3D 3:45 9:45, 2D SAT-SUN 12:45 6:40, 3D 3:45 9:45, 2D MON 12:45 6:40, 3D 3:45, 2D TUE 12:45 6:40, 3D 3:45 9:45, 2D WED 12:45 6:40, 3D 3:45 Risen- PG13- THU 1:00 4:00 Deadpool-R- THU 1:30 4:30

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6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER 142 HANA HWY a PAIA a 808.579.8085

THE WITCH - R - Horror - Really bad stuff happens to a family in New England in the 1630s. 90 min.

ZOOLANDER 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Models Derek and Hansel (Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson) return to fight some sort of fashionrelated evil. 102 min.

LAST CHANCE #WALANG FOREVER - NR - Comedy/Romance - A successful screenwriter must suddenly deal with her ex when he pops back into her life. 119 min.

THE BOY - PG13 - Horror - A nanny goes to work for an English family, then finds that the boy they want her to take care of is a doll. Or is he? 97 min.

DADDY’S HOME - PG13 - Comedy - A stepdad and the real dad compete for the affection of a woman’s kids. Stars Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. 96 min.

HAIL CAESAR! - PG13 - Comedy/Musical - The Coen Brothers are back, this time with a story about a 1950s Hollywood fixer tasked with keeping big stars in line. 106 min.

HOW TO BE SINGLE - R - Comedy/Romance - Six New Yorkers learn how to be single. Stars Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson. 110 min.

SPECTRE - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Daniel Craig is back as superspy James Bond, once again saving the world from some evil genius. Directed by Sam Mendes. 148 min.

WHERE TO INVADE NEXT - R - Documentary - Michael Moore’s latest work playfully invades other nations to see if they have anything to teach us. 119 min.

EVENTS

Aspen Santa Fe Ballet presents

JUAN SIDDI FLAMENCO SANTA FE TONIGHT 7:30 pm Castle

Acclaimed Violinist & Pianist

SARAH CHANG & JULIO ELIZALDE

FRI March 4 7:30 pm Castle

SANTANA

SAT March 5 A&B Amphitheater 7:30 pm / Events Lawn Gates @ 4:00 Amphitheater @ 5:30 Ticketholders: Early Arrival Recommended Irish Acoustic Band & a Grammy-winner guest

LÚNASA

Tim O’Brien

with SAT March 5 7:30 pm McCoy Dance Floor!

Country music is back at the MACC!

LEE BRICE & JERROD NIEMANN With Lily Meola

SUN March 6 A&B Amphitheater 6:00pm/Gates 5:00 pm

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STATEMENTS ON NATURE: A Survey of Printmaking Today

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS JUAN SIDDI FLAMENCO SANTA FE - Thu. Mar 3. Tickets are $12-65 plus applicable fees.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SARAH CHANG & JULIO ELIZALDE - Fri. Mar 4. Sarah Chang is recognized as one of the world’s great violinists and Julio Elizalde is one of the most sought-after and multifaceted artists of his generation.

The duo will perform works by Bartok, Brahms, Franck and Ravel. Tickets are $12-65 (plus applicable fees).

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MICHAEL ELAM’S 64TH BIRTHDAY BASH - Fri. Mar 4. Join Soul Kitchen for Michael Elam’s 64th birthday bash, “When I’m 64” at Mulligan’s with special guest Joel Katz on Hawaiian steel guitar. Free. 7pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com WOODEN CRATE CABARET WITH MIKE LOVE - Sat. Mar 5. It’s an evening of musical expression and culinary grandeur when Chef Ben Diamond leads the culinary helm with a delicious organic, garden-inspired spread honoring the local bounty of ingredients at our doorstep. You can BYOB and please car pool. $95.

5pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com LUNASA WITH TIM O’BRIEN - Sat. Mar 5. The Irish acoustic group Lunasa joins Grammy-winning singersongwriter and instrumentalist Tim O’Brien in a rich and exciting concert of trans-Atlantic collaboration.

Together they explore the rich and exciting connection between Appalachian music and its updated Irish ancestry. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org WHAT IS MANA? - Sun. Mar 6. The word mana is used often in our community but few really know what it means. A group of community experts will come together to share and discuss what it might mean to you. This event is cosponsored by the Hawaii Council for the Humanities. $12. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults.

Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available.

5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Daily (except Sun). Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the Royal Flush package. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O TRICKS Tue. High-Energy Comedy and Magic Show! Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O' Trick at Mulligans. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131 ; mulligansontheblue.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Performer Darren Lee makes it easy for you to relive the days of Blue Hawaii. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com THE LEGENDARY WILLIE K & THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the

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world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations.

6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage.. $99. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘GUYS AND DOLLS’ - Fri. Mar 4. Frank Loesser’s 1950 classic musical Guys and Dolls is based on the short stories by author Damon Runyon. $2040. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ‘AN EVENING WITH ALBERT EINSTEIN’ - Fri. Enjoy a performance of An Evening with Albert Einstein by Rick Scheideman. 6:30pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Check out PWF’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Mar 5. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Come see the masters of Hawaiian music with his Slack Key Show Ohana: Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and dancer Wainani Kealoha. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com

MAUI FOODIE HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Mar 3. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables. Open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

PRIME RIB DINNER - Thu. Mar 3. Feast in this exclusive combo entree of 100 percent Angus beef that’s been masterfully roasted. The dish is paired with Caesar salad and your choice of two sides followed by a house-made Ali‘i Kula Lavender Cheesecake. $39-45. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673200; Westinkaanapali.com SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Mar 3. Appetizers to choose are Caesar salad or onion soup. Entrees include Braised Beef Short Rib Loco Moco or Ginger Garlic Catch. Desserts include the best Chocolate Cake on Maui or island sorbet. $30.

5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Thu. At Plantation House, the monthly wine series is back with specials from selected featured wineries each month. Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal specials will be available on selected premium bottles.

2pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com ALL YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST BUFFET - Fri. Mar 4. Go to Kono’s and enjoy a $10 Breakfast Buffet and $14 Bottomless Mimosas every day of the week. $12. 8am. Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

FRIDAY ISLAND STYLE SEAFOOD BUFFET - Fri. Start with the best of the Pacific Ocean’s bounty and add fresh locally grown produce prepared by Makena’s culinary dream team. Here, you’ll enjoy an amazing buffet of five stations that feature artfully-prepared seafood, island-style dishes and desserts. $55 Adult; $30 Children; Free for children under five. Call for reservations. 5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com MATTEO’S TOUR OF ITALY TASTE OF TUSCANY - Fri. Mar 4. Join us for our 5 course pre-fixe menu for $70 per person with optional wine pairing for an additional $60. 5:30pm. Matteo’s Osteria, (161 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808-891-8466; Matteosmaui.com SUNSET CUISINE CRUISE - Sat. Mar 5. Chef Christopher Kulis will host a special sunset cruise, inspired by Maui flavors and prepared with locally farmed ingredients. Enjoy wine pairings, open bar, live musical guests and the beautiful Maui sunset.

Call or go online for reservations (save 10 percent when you book online). $119. 4:30pm. Kai Kanani Sailing Charters, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-879-7218; Kaikanani.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat. Mar 5. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jin Hosono and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. 3pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com BEER TASTING - Sat. Mar 5. Join us for free samples of Golden Road and other delicious brews. Must be over 21 with valid ID. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION Sun. Mar 6. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com MEET MAUI COFFEE FARMERS - Sun. Mar 6.

Meet Maui’s finest growers of coffee! Sample delicious varietals and learn how to grow, roast and grind your own coffee. 10am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm.

Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com IHOP NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY - Tue. Mar 8.

IHOP will serve one free short stack of their buttermilk pancakes to guests in celebration of the 11th annual event. Guests are encouraged to leave behind a voluntary donation which will benefit Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals, Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, Shriners Hospitals for Children and other local charities. 7am. IHOP, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-4000; Ihop.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. The Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new luau dinner show– Huaka‘I: Journey through Polynesia. The hula performances are beautiful and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-2000; Diamondresorts.com

CRAB FEST - Wed. Mar 9. All you can eat buffet includes seasonal crab legs with drawn butter and lemon, fried chicken, Maui corn, garlic bread, Caesar salad and potato salad. Top it off with a pineapple cobbler for dessert. $46 per adult, $23 per child, free for children under 3. Reservations required.

5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3259; Westinkaanapali.com

ART SCENE NATIONAL CALL FOR ARTISTS - Now - Sun. May 15. Artist entries sought for Hawaii National Parks 2016 Centennial Juried Exhibition. This will be Schaefer’s first national call to artists to submit their work for consideration by jurors. Applications will be accepted online. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Callforentry.org ARTIST BETH COOPER - Fri. Mar 4 - Sun. Apr 3. Beth Cooper’s vibrant art will be featured in Lahaina Arts Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery. There will be a reception to meet the artist from 6-8 pm.

8:00am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Thu. Mar 3. Browse sculptures, paintings, photography, woodturnings and ceramics from select local artists. Located in the lobby near the Botero Lounge. 9am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com STATEMENTS ON NATURE: A SURVEY OF PRINTMAKING TODAY - Thu. Featuring a nationally selected collection of work by contemporary printmakers, this exhibit is sure to be eye-opening.

Techniques will span both traditional and contemporary processes from the 18th to the 21st century. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org OIL PAINTER JACK HAMILTON - Thu. Mar 3. Meet this talented fine art oil painter. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com LAHAINA ARTS ASSOCIATIONS MAUI MASTERS INVITATIONAL SHOW - Thu. Mar 3. Featuring over 20 renowned artists and seven participating galleries to display master artwork. Proceeds will be donated to Lahaina Arts Association programs.

5pm. Maui Masters Gallery, (900 Front St., Lahaina).

WHALES AND WINTER MIGRATION - Thu. Explore Maui and the winter migration of humpback whales to Hawaii waters with master photographer Douglas Jay Hoffman. 3pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Fri. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com MAKE AND TAKE CLASS - Fri. Mar 4. Aloha Maui Creations offers a free once a month “make and take” class where you can create a special art piece for yourself or as a gift. This class is fast and fun and focuses on quick techniques that are colorful and functional. All materials included. Class limit is six. Call or email to sign up early. Free. 11:30am.

Aloha Maui Creations, (1980 Main St., Wailuku); 808-344-5297; Alohamauicreations@yahoo.com IAN HAIGHT - Fri. Mar 4. Ian will be working on his beach and ocean wave inspired paintings.

4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit our gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764

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SIN w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

Service Industry NIght House Music w/DJ Big Mike

Remix The Earth V.8 w/ Michael Manahan, Olivia Foxglove, 10pm $10

Mana’o Hana Hou Upcountry Sunday’s, 2pm $7

WED- Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm $10 cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

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Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com VIEWPOINTS GALLERY HAWAII CONTEMPORARY - Sat. Mar 5 - Wed, Apr 13. Opening reception with artist Tim Garcia. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com CECILIA BAHENA - Mon. Mar 7. Artist in residence, Bahena will be painting live and have her works on display. She works in a broad range of mediums, from traditional oils and pastels to the integration of images and handmade/painted papers in her collage pieces. 10:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com WATERCOLOR ARTIST LUANA KAMA - Tue. Mar 8. Luana Kama finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper. Her favorite subjects are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com 2016 SOLO ARTIST EXHIBITION WITH MELISSA CHIMERA AND GABRIELLE ANDERMAN - Fri. Mar 11. Melissa Chimera will present “Agents of Change,” a series of mixed media works on linen about extinction, globalization, and our role as humans on these processes. Gabrielle Anderman will present “Being Here,” which explores the relationship to the present.

Free. 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MARCH 3 ‘PAWS’ FOR READING AT WAILUKU LIBRARY - Thu. Mar 3. Take a moment for reading with your keiki, even better, have your keiki read to an assistance dog! Reading to a Therapy Dog can help build a keiki’s reading confidence, strengthen literacy skills, and is a lot of fun. Free. 3pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Mar. 3 - Halau Hula Kauluokala, under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi

MON-Movies Games Music 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ Music,10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ Music,10pm

Frisky Friday, 10pm

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm no cover

Charley’s Afterdark w/ DJ’s Jay P & LX, 10pm $10

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Sunday Brunch- Bloody Mary Bar!

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED-Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carrol 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

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MON-Bartenders Mix, TUE- Bingo 7pm WED- Louis & Lewis, 10pm

THU- Service Industry Night w/ 50% off menu & drink specials, 10pm

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SAT- Flip Night!, 10pm

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Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm

MON-Karaoke 8pm, TUE-Rick G 4pm, WED-Rick G 4pm

Club Hard Rock w/ 5 DJ’s, 10pm $5

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny Q, 10pm $8

Evan Schulman, 8pm no cover

WED- Howard Ahia & Guest, 8-11pm no cover

Guerrero, is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics.

These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org BELLY DANCE CLASSES - Thu, Tue & Wed. These classes focuses on strength, flexibility and muscle control as a solid foundation for dance. Sweat, stretch, and strengthen the muscles you need for snappy hips and fluid movements. Thursday and Tuesday classes are beginner and Wednesday is choreography. $17.

9am. Afterglow Yoga, (1942 Main St., Wailuku); 808268-9723; Afterglowyoga.com THE BENOITS - Thu. Check out the Benoits as they perform their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA GATHERING - Thu. Mar 3. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group of kama‘aina who are concerned about the decline of our marine resources. The Hiu believes that by involving people of like minds and like hearts and working together, the reefs can heal and find balance. Free.

9am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma

FRIDAY, MARCH 4 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS HUMPBACK WHALE NATIONAL MARINE SANCTUARY WHALE TALK - Fri. Join their knowledgeable staff and volunteers as they present informative facts about humpback whales. 11am. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808879-2818; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov YIN YOGA WITH SOOKIE KUNST - Friday. Bring a yoga or exercise mat and two firm beach towels for props.

Suggested donation is $12 per class. Free for Pacific Cancer Foundation clients. 8am. Waipulani Park, (Kihei).

ALOHA FRIDAY MUSIC - Fri. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Free.

1pm. Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park, (Kula); 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale WAILUKU FRIDAY FARMER’S MARKET - Fri. Come to Pau Hana Kava Cafe for local, organic, food, beverages and handmade goods. Free.

4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-6926.

WET NATURALIST - Fri. Join a Wet Naturalist at Maui Ocean Center’s Tide Pool and/or Discovery Pool for a hands-on presentation about Hawaii’s marine invertebrates. A marine naturalist will conduct the presentation from within the exhibit, allowing guests to see, touch, and learn about sea stars, sea cucumbers, urchins, and more. 1:30pm.

Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com

SATURDAY, MARCH 5 MOONLIGHT TIDEPOOL EXPLORATION - Sat. Mar 5. Brittle stars, urchins, octopi, oh my! Meet some of the fascinating creatures that roam South Maui’s tidepools at night during Pacific Whale Foundation’s Moonlight Tidepool Exploration. Refreshments will be provided. Additional savings for PWF Members and kama‘aina. 6pm. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina). 808-249-8811, Pacificwhale.org UFC 196: CONOR MCGREGOR VS. NATE DIAZ AND HOLLY HOLMS VS. MIESHA TATE - Sat. Mar 5. Come to Mulligan’s and watch the fight! $15. 2pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com UFC 196: CONOR MCGREGOR VS. NATE DIAZ AND HOLLY HOLMS VS. MIESHA TATE - Sat. Mar 5. Come to Playmaker’s and watch the fight! 2pm. Playmakers Sports Bar, (928 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4804; Facebook.com/ Playmakers-Sports-Bar UFC 196: CONOR MCGREGOR VS. NATE DIAZ AND HOLLY HOLMS VS. MIESHA TATE

- Sat. Mar 5. Come to Lahaina Sports Bar and watch the fight! 2pm. Lahaina Sports Bar, (843 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Free.

8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com SALSA NIGHT - Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s favorite three $4 drinks specials; well drinks, tequila, and fireballs with a long night of dancing. 10pm.

Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. 9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-2498811; Volunteersonvacation.org UKULELE STRUMMING WORKSHOP - Sat. Learn unique ukulele strums to sing-along songs as you “Play Along with Mele Fong.” 10am. Bailey House Museum, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808244-3326; Mauimuseum.org A HEART DANCE EXPERIENCE - Sat. A magical journey of transformation invoking musical themes from all over the world. The dance-floor is a talk-, drug- and alcohol-free space to connect through movement and expression. Please bring your own water. $15. 11am. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

SUNDAY, MARCH 6 CERTIFIED REIKI MASTER JASON COUGHLIN - Sun. Mar 6. The Gym Maui offers a free 25-minute Reiki treatment. Reiki is an ancient eastern healing modality practiced for thousands of years. Reiki balances your body's energy centers often called Chakras, to promote well being of Body, Mind and Spirit without body manipulation. Free. 9am. The Gym Maui, (300 Ohukai, Kihei); 808-891-8108; Thegymmaui.com

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

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VIP WHALEWATCH MORNING SAIL WITH GREG KAUFMAN - Sun. Mar 6. As part of the Maui Whale Festival, Pacific Whale Foundation offers VIP Whalewatch ecotours with Founder and Executive Director Greg Kaufman. Additional savings for PWF Members and kama‘aina. 10am. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina). 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org FREE ZUMBA - Sun. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio! 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com STARGAZING CRUISE - Sun. Mar 6. Experience the enchantment of Maui’s velvet night sky on this stargazing cruise with Pacific Whale Foundation Eco-Adventures. Your special guest narrator is Harriet Witt, an international award-winning astronomy writer and speaker. The cruise includes beverages, appetizers, dessert and a free full-color marine life poster. Additional savings for PWF Members and kama‘aina. 8pm. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina). 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org MAKAWAO CONTRA DANCE - Sun. Feb. Head Upcountry and dance to the Glen Innes Session Band.

Caller Dave Fullaway will guide you through an entertaining evening of contra dancing. Every lady dances with every gent to upbeat live music–it’s a great way to make new friends! Suggested donation is $5 per person.

Bring three friends and get in free. Musicians welcome to sit in with the band. 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org YIN YOGA WITH SOOKI KUNST - Sun. All props and mats are provided. Suggested donation is $15 per class. Free for Pacific Cancer Foundation clients. 3pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

MONDAY, MARCH 7 STORY OF HAWAII - Mon. Watch Bryant Neal as he combines history, geography and cartography of the Hawaiian Islands to create an educational and entertaining experience. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show with Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com MONDAY FUN RUN - Mon. Starts at 5pm.

Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

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VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com

SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Mar 8. Sing Out and get ready for The Voice! Sing your best in your own style and prepare for professional singing gigs and auditions. Jazz vocalist, Maui’s Swing Queen Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility and stage presence. $15. 6:45pm. Maui Meadows, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Mon, Dave Carrol 7:3010pm; Tue, Jordon Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com

TALK STORY & HULA LESSONS WITH KAHU DANE MAXWELL - Tue. Visitors will have an opportunity to hear from the Aquarium’s Hawaiian Cultural Advisor Kahu Dane Maxwell and ‘ohana as they conduct a talk story session and hula lesson at the end of the Open Ocean Exhibit. Schedule is subject to change. 11:45am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Joe Benedett and Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:3010:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Joe Benedett and Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com

FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:308:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990.

BINGO - Tue. Enjoy bingo with friends and family.

7pm. Dog and Duck Irish Pub, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669; Theworldfamousdogandduck.com

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

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WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE BAR - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Wed, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com/kapalua

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Bide your time. Life’s way more complex than a chess game, but bear with my analogy: Sometimes you just have to wait until all the pieces are in place before you make your move. If you “attack” early, you lose. Wait until next week; at that point you’ll have a better than even chance to accomplish whatever agenda you currently have in mind, be it seduction, career advancement, or revenge. What to do this week, then? Make sure everything’s as ready as it can be for when you launch your plan, and chill.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’ve probably heard that crappy joke about the guy stuck on his roof in a massive flood. A few rescue teams in boats and a helicopter arrive in succession to save him, but he says, “Nah, God will save me,” and ultimately drowns. In heaven he’s like, “What the hell, God?” and God says: “Hey, I sent two boats and a chopper, and you wouldn’t budge.”

This week, please reverse your expectations about what salvation (of your career, your relationship, or simply your day) will look like, because they’re worse than useless: they’ll only keep you from recognizing the real thing when it comes along.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Eat right. Get your sleep. Some signs, like those oft-radiant Leos, can swing wildly between hot and dumpy depending on self-perception; for them, pure confidence can equal beauty. For Taureans, however: not so much. Lately you haven’t been doing as good a job in this department as you could, and, unfortunately, it shows. Reverse the trend. Get on that treadmill, eat some salad, and give yourself a full eight hours a night. Who says you can’t go from homely to handsome overnight? You can.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Imagine what it’d be like if all the seasons shifted two months forward. The school year would begin in mid-summer, for example, and the leaves would change around Christmas-time, and we’d all be slightly psychologically screwed up by it. Nothing serious, I guess, but I mention it because of your recent timing issues. The universe hasn’t been providing you with clues you can understand. You’re not only having trouble with the big stuff, like when to propose marriage or buy a house, but the little mundane shit, like when to eat or sleep. Unfortunately, this strange signal-less limbo will continue for another few weeks, despite your best efforts. Until then, all you can do is try to get your eight hours and three squares, whatever random time you can, and hope for the best.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

What would you do if you learned, early on in a pregnancy, that your new baby would be born deformed?

The doctor might present abortion as a possibility.

Luckily, the stakes this week aren’t nearly so high, even if they occupy the same genre: something you’ve created (and which is about to be born) has been revealed to be very different–even quite compromised–compared to your original vision. Will you kill it now, so it’ll never be, or will you help it achieve its full potential nevertheless? It’s a rough decision, sweetheart. Good luck.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Here’s a morbid theory: how we react to death in our dreams is how we’ll react to the real thing when it eventually comes. Who knows? But I do think that dreams can be good practice for other events in your life; how you handle things that scare you, anger, conflicts, and love affairs while asleep can have relevance to what happens when you wake up. You need this kind of practice. Anticipate future events (not necessarily anything so heavy as your own death), and daydream (or really dream, if you’re lucky) about them, so that when they come around for real, you’ll be prepared, not clueless.

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YOGA & MOVEMENT STUDIO

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Save your work. Every five minutes. This pertains not just to whatever’s on your computer, but in any situation where you could lose advances you’ve made. Don’t give it a chance. Be vigilant. Be redundant. Make two copies of everything important. Do it now, because you won’t get any advance warning (other than this one). You’ll tap a key and it’ll just be gone, and nothing you can do will bring it back.

Unless of course you’ve got a backup on hand; now, how good would that feel? Make it so.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Prepare for a metaphysical avalanche. It’ll mostly bury your (mental) house. These massive shifts of bedrock and rubble could be dangerous, but also lucrative. It depends on how prepared you are to dodge disasters and take advantage of opportunities. Yeah, some of your most familiar rooms and hallways will be completely covered by the wreckage; you won’t be able to use them for some time. But new or neglected sections of your home are likely to be exposed by the shifting debris. Spend some time exploring these, and discovering what you’ve gained, instead of lamenting what you’ve lost.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Less is more this week, baby. You probably shouldn’t text a stranger an X-rated picture of yourself in a misbegotten attempt at flirtation. It might get you the desired results (though that’s unlikely), and it’s certainly not that classy, or even remotely in line with what you’re about right now. Sometimes the crudest, most direct path is best, but not at the moment. There are better ways, more subtle routes.

Even if they take ten times longer than the shortcut straight ahead, they’re still far superior: please find and choose one of them this week.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

This week you give sensitive a new meaning.

Please be careful: you won’t always be able to correctly anticipate your own reactions to familiar influences. A single cup of coffee could affect you like three (same goes for alcohol). A horror movie that you’d normally laugh at might have you on edge and jumping at shadows for days. A great screw could make you decide you’re in love.

You’re unusually vulnerable to the things around you; it’s like the volume of the world is turned way up. Don’t don blinders and earplugs, though–it’s hot shit when things are this vivid and intense– and can be intensely enjoyable, when you know what you’re doing. Prove you do.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Keep things well-ventilated and cool this week.

Your normally long fuse has just been clipped to a fraction of its usual length, and it’d be a shame if you blew your top over something little and stupid, just because you weren’t paying attention. Act as if you’re actually holding a delicate, vibrationtriggered bomb under one arm: move slowly, talk softly, and when conflict rears its ugly head, quietly slip away before it can set the explosives off.

You won’t have to tiptoe around your life for long; by this time next week, you should be able to put the thing down, make lots of noise, and fiercely engage in arguments, all without exploding.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Stop pissing into the flames, Aquarius. You can’t put out this blaze by yourself. It’s valiant of you to try, but also foolhardy. Once things have gotten this extreme, they’re bigger than what any one person can stop or control on his own. You need help, lots of it, and fast. Shove aside any guilt or remorse about this crisis; whether or not you set these disastrous events into motion isn’t the point.

Get the aid you require to quell or at least direct the mighty forces you may have helped unleash, now, before someone gets hurt.

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