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Contents VOLUME 19 ✚ ISSUE 39

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of Hawaii Republican voters, that’s perfectly fine by them. Of course, more Hawaii Republicans voted for someone other than Trump this year, but given the makeup of the election, that hardly matters now.

In 2012, a little over 10,000 Republicans voted in the Hawaii presidential caucus. This year, though some predictions went as high as 20,000, a little over 13,000 Republicans cast votes.

“Though many of the businesses also have physical storefronts on the islands, this investigation focused on online commerce exclusively and did not compile data on retailers’ offline sales activity.”

Just one of the retailers, the report noted, had adequate documentation on the source of the ivory it sold.

The vast majority of the ivory sold in Hawaii, researchers noted, came from elephants. “Of the 4,661 products in stock or for sale, 3,986 (91%) were created from elephant parts, primarily ivory tusks,” states the report. “[O]f the remainder, 210 were whale, 96 were mammoth, 82 were walrus, 3 were hippopotamus, and 108 were listed as cow or ox bone but were suspected to be ivory based on the description, photographs, and price points.” Jewelry constituted nearly 94 percent of the ivory researchers found, the report noted.

The report makes clear the dangers associated with so much undocumented ivory sold in Hawaii: “The poaching crisis faced by African elephants today is driven by demand for

HAWAII LOVES UNDOCUMENTED IVORY The poaching of African elephants for their ivory tusks is threatening to drive the species to extinction. For that reason, many nations–including the U.S.–severely restrict the trafficking of ivory. But an alarming report just released from four conservation nonprofits indicate that the vast majority of ivory sold in Hawaii lacks crucial documentation indicating that the material was obtained legally.

“The lack of documentation from these online retailers potentially allows recently poached ivory to be sold side by side with truly antique ivory, confusing law enforcement officers and consumers alike,” said Jeff Flocken, North American regional director, International Fund for Animal Welfare, in a Mar. 3 press release on the new report. “It’s far too easy for legal and

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You can add Hawaii to the list of states Donald Trump has won in his quest to seize power–sorry–win the nomination to be the Republican presidential candidate in 2016. With 100 percent of precincts reporting in, the Associated Press reported that on Mar. 8 Trump won 5,677 votes– roughly 42 percent of the Hawaii Republicans who cast ballots this year.

Senator Ted Cruz–who’s every bit as nativist and authoritarian as Trump, but without the billionaire’s charisma–came in second with 4,379 votes (about 33 percent). And Senator Marco Rubio–the golden boy for the GOP’s richest donors and SuperPACs–won a solid third with 1,759 votes (13 percent). That left Ohio Governor John Kasich in fourth place with 1,413 votes (not quite 11 percent).

These results stand in stark contrast to the preferences of Hawaii’s Republican elites (such as they are). Before the election, former Lt. Governor James “Duke” Aiona announced his preference for Rubio, while former U.S Representative Charles Djou heartily endorsed Kasich. Senator Sam Slom–the only Republican in the Hawaii state Senate–first endorsed neurosurgeon Ben Carson, but then switched to Cruz when Carson folded up (though out of the race, Carson was still on the ballot–he got 127 votes; former Florida Governor Jeb Bush was still on the ballot, too, though he won just 22 votes).

Maui County’s results mirrored the state’s, though Trump won the county with a slightly higher 47 percent (while no one in the county voted for Bush, 12 decided that Carson was still their guy).

So it turns out Hawaii Republican voters are a lot like their Mainland counterparts– perfectly unafraid to vote for someone sounds more like the ramblings of a tinplated dictator than a defender of the U.S. Constitution. Trump is without question a fascist–bent on demonizing Latinos and Muslims while playing up the fears of white supremacists–and for not quite half

illegal ivory to coexist in the market place.

If elephants are to have a chance of survival, the ivory trade needs to go extinct.”

The 20-page report, sponsored by the International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW), Humane Society International (HSI), The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS), the Wildlife Conservation Society (WCS) and the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC), took a “snap shot” of online ivory retailers in Hawaii. The results weren’t good, to say the least.

“In just six days, investigators found more than 1,800 advertisements for ivory jewelry, carved walrus tusks, scrimshawed elephant toenails,” states the news release. “All told, more than 4,600 items–worth more than $1.2 million–were offered for sale. The overwhelming majority of products were advertised as elephant ivory and could have been illegal, as they lacked evidence proving that the tusks and carvings had been imported in accordance with federal law.”

Researchers found 47 ivory sellers throughout the state, 13 of which were lo-

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cated on Maui (the report doesn’t identify any of them by name). “Twenty-six were businesses including stores, galleries, artist associations, estate liquidators, and antique and auction websites, while twenty-one were individuals operating on the peer-topeer site Craigslist.org,” states the report.

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their tusks, and online markets like the ones covered in this investigation help to fill this demand,” states the report. “Moreover, the general lack of documentation from the online retailers that we scrutinized could allow recently poached ivory to be sold side by side with truly antique ivory, confusing law enforcement officers and consumers alike.

“With New York and California passing ivory bans in the last two years, Hawai‘i now constitutes the largest remaining ivory market in the United States. Hawai‘i should do its part to protect African elephants by enacting a ban of its own. By halting ivory sales in the state, Hawai‘i would be directly helping to protect one of the world’s most iconic species from being driven to extinction for the sake of trinkets, decorative statues and jewelry.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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QUIZ understood grams, ceremonies and activities commemorating the 50th Anniversary of the Vietnam War.

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1. Which of the following bills did NOT recently pass the Hawaii House of Representatives, according to a Mar. 3 press release from the state House?

A. HB 1814: Appropriates funds to provide training and track data on public school pupil punishment and use of restraints restrictions.

B. HB 1958: Provides a General Excise Tax exemption for low-income rental subsidies including those from the Housing First programs.

C. HB 2252: Requires hospitals to adopt and maintain discharge policies.

D. HB 2397: Creates a commission to study the popular election of judges.

E. HB 2491: Appropriates funds for pro-

3. Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa wants the county to make it illegal for people to sit and/or lie on public sidewalks– a measure the ACLU’s Hawaii office “strongly opposes,” according to the Mar. 5 Maui News. Honolulu already passed a similar law in what year?

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MAYOR HANDS OUT SMALL BUSINESS AWARDS The Mayor’s Office of Economic Development and the Maui Chamber of Commerce honored the 2016 Mayor’s Small Business Award winners on Tuesday, Mar. 1 at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. Mayor Alan Arakawa, Pamela Tumpap, President of the Maui Chamber of Commerce and Teena Rasmussen, Director of the Mayor’s Office of Economic Development, presented the awards.

Jonathan Miller, 34, owner of eDesign Group, Inc., was named Young Small Business Person of the Year. Miller’s company installs home automation and control systems, a growing industry with new technologies that give people control over whole-house integrated audio, high-tech audio and visual systems, controlled lighting systems, motorized shading, safety and security systems.

Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, with Caroline Killhour as Executive Director, was named Outstanding Non-Profit Business of the year. The Hui is a nonprofit arts education organization dedicated to sharing

over 900 ukulele performers from Hawaii and the world. In addition, they continuously support the fundraising efforts of Maui’s nonprofit community.

Additionally, the Mayor’s Legacy award was presented to Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) for Small Business Support throughout the company’s 145-year history. Arakawa presented HC&S President/CEO Christopher Benjamin and GM Rick Volner with an engraved koa plaque and an original oil painting by artist Michael Clements.

For more information on awards, grants and programs managed by the Mayor’s Office of Economic Development, visit Mauicounty.gov/OED.

HONUA KAI NAMES NEW SALES & MARKETING DIRECTOR Dolly Moreno has been appointed Director of Sales & Marketing at the Honua Kai Resort & Spa. Moreno, a Honua Kai veteran, will oversee the direction of reservations, revenue management, sales, marketing and public relations efforts in her new role.

“Dolly has extensive knowledge of the local market and an array of experience working with hotels and resorts of all calibers,” said Claudio Andrade, General Manager for the Honua Kai Resort & Spa. “Her experience will be invaluable as we continue with the goal of being the Kaanapali resort for families and friends by offering a luxury-resort experience with spacious condominium-style suites.”

Moreno was born and raised in Lahaina.

She has more than 20 years of experience in the hospitality industry. She joined the Honua Kai Resort & Spa team in 2008 and served as Sales Manager and Reservations Manager prior to being named Director of Sales and Marketing. Moreno’s career tenure also includes wholesale and leisure sales, revenue management and operations roles at Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, the former Kapalua Bay Hotel, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort and Encore, Las Vegas.■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news PHOTO COURTESY COUNTY OF MAUI

Jan Dapitan, one of Maui’s community leaders in the anti-litter movement, was presented with the Mrs. Lyndon B. Johnson Award at Keep America Beautiful’s National Conference in Orlando, Florida.

The award is Keep America Beautiful’s top volunteer accolade, and was created in honor of the former First Lady’s contribution to engaging the nation in recognizing that aesthetic beauty is directly related to healthier communities, a cleaner environment, and a better quality of life.

“Jan Dapitan has dedicated over 30 years to addressing conservation issues in Hawaii, the majority of which has been in partnership with Keep America Beautiful,” said Keep America Beautiful President and CEO Jennifer Jehn. “Even in retirement, Jan serves as inspiration and resource for all the local and statewide organizations she has touched.”

Dapitan has spent the majority of her life serving the public. She has taught at Kamehameha Schools, University of Hawaii at Manoa and Baldwin High School. She also has directed the Maui County Parks & Recreation Department.

During her time with the County, Dapitan developed innovative volunteer programs such as Adopt-a-Park and other environmental awareness efforts that identified her to then-Health Department Administrator Les Ihara as the person on Maui to become a founding board member of the Department of Health, Office of Litter Control’s new initiative called “Community Work Day Program” (CWD).

Dapitan became the Hawaii State Leader for KAB in 1997, transferring CWD’s headquarters to Maui after the Office of Litter Control closed in 1996. Dapitan continued to coordinate anti-litter projects and provide training support for the growing KAB affiliate network statewide, while also running litter

prevention, recycling, and beautification projects locally.

Dapitan helped establish a culture of volunteerism in Maui County, maintaining a volunteer registry of 5,000 strong. “One of Jan’s most significant strengths lies in the way she has brought people together from all walks of life whether they are students, government employees, athletes, farmers, or businessmen and women,” said Lehn Huff of Maui School Garden Network and Malama Maui Nui Board Co-President.

“Jan unites them into a common purpose that serves the soul as well as the land.”

Among Dapitan’s greatest achievements to date was spearheading the establishment of Hawaii’s Environmental Court–only the second of its kind in the U.S.

the myriad benefits of the visual arts with the entire community.

Shaun Walsh, Dennis Walsh and Ahanu Tson-Dru’s Skullbase won the Exceptional Small Business (10 or fewer employees) honor. The Maui locals crafted Skullbase in 2010 as a brand and apparel company with a mission based around Maui’s youth. They wanted kids in Hawaii to be acknowledged for their positive attributes and dedication and began producing apparel to share that “you will never make it if you are afraid of failure.”

To further take care of the keiki that follow them, Skullbase developed a water safety team. Certified to operate boats and jetskis and lifeguard and First Aid/CPR certified, they provide unparalleled safety service for big wave surfers, movie and television commercial productions, and large corporations; they also have trained with the military and other government entities to attain the highest standards and mental and physical strength and have developed their own safety procedures.

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The award for Exceptional Small Business (36-100 employees) went to Three’s Catering LLC–Travis Morrin, Cody Christopher and Jaron Blosser. Despite Three’s opening in 2010 at the bottom of the economic recession, they now employ 60 full-time residents. While Three’s has a long list of community projects they support, they also created a “community give back program” for 2016-17 where Three’s donates 10 percent of all kama‘aina sales to the month’s charitable cause.

Michael and Cheryl Rock of Mele Ukulele received the 2016 Lifetime Achievement Award. Mele Ukulele has sponsored and supported free annual Ukulele Festivals on Oahu, the Big Island and Maui. This support makes it possible for the Ukulele Festival Hawaii to feature

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The much-maligned pigeon was recently found by researchers to be as skilled as humans at distinguishing between slides of benign versus malignant human breast tissue. Writing in the journal PLOS ONE, specialists from the University of Iowa and University of California, Davis lauded the birds’ processing of color, contrast, brightness and image compression, marveling that pigeons see more wavelengths of light than humans, even though their brains are one-thousandth the size. (Birds are already known to distinguish “hostile” humans in celebrated dive-pecking incidents.)

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POLICE REPORT A near-certain robbery of the PNC Bank in Zebulon, North Carolina, on Jan. 28 was prevented, with employees treated to an almost-slapstick scene in which the bank manager kept the suspect outside by winning a tug-of-war for control of the front door. The manager had grabbed the door after noticing an armed, masked man approaching from the parking lot just after the bank opened. (The frustrated perp fled empty-handed, but was at large.)

AWKWARD MOMENTS IN LOCKUP Joel Sloan, 51, was booked into jail for DUI by a sheriff’s deputy in Birmingham, Alabama, in February. Sloan was dressed head-to-toe as a clown. (No explanation was offered.) And Vaughn Tucker, 23, was booked into jail in Tulsa, Oklahoma, in February on drug charges. He was wearing a T-shirt with large lettering on the front: “I Would Cuddle You So Hard.”

DIDN’T THINK IT THROUGH The robbers of the electronics store Compucell in Springfield, Massachusetts, in December came up empty, but are still at large. A man with a gun jumped the counter and demanded that the employee give him money from the locked cash register.

The gunman moved to the back door to let in his accomplice, but that merely allowed the employee and two customers to run out the front door, and the accomplice fled, too, sensing that, with no one to unlock the register, the “robbery” was going nowhere.

PERSPECTIVE American hunters are so trophy-killobsessed that, in the decade ending in 2014 (according to Humane Society figures), they averaged nine imported carcasses a day among the “Big Five” African species (lions, elephants, leopards, rhinos and African buffalo)–most of which require special U.S. and foreign permits, with “conservation” conditions. Some countries endanger their own dwindling herds just to sell the lucrative permits, and South Africa even offers 150 captive lions a year to make trophy kills easier. (Total hunting imports of all animal trophies averaged 345 a day, mostly from Canada and Mexico.) ■

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MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY 10 MARCH 10, 2016

By Anthony Pignataro

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or the last 30 years, Don Shearer’s Windward Aviation has carried out a wide variety of contracts for local, state and federal agencies, including the Drug Enforcement Agency’s marijuana eradication flights. He’s a committed anti-drug warrior. But recently he decided to start a new company: Grateful Meds. That’s right: Don Shearer applied to open a medical marijuana dispensary on Maui (his wife Donna will help manage Grateful Meds, and currently helps run Windward).

Grateful Meds is on the state Department of Health’s official list of 66 medical marijuana dispensary applicants (16 of which are on Maui). In April, state health officials will chose two Maui names to open dispensaries here in Maui County. Given some of the big names associated with some of the other applicants (Woody Harrelson, Shep Gordon, Sen. J. Kalani English and Wailuku attorney Tony Takitani), Shearer has tough competition.

On Monday, Mar. 7, I sat down with Shearer at his Windward Aviation offices at Kahului Airport. He was constantly monitoring the fire channels because of the ongoing brush fires in Kahikinui–one of his helicopters was prepped to fly if he got a call–but he was able to spare some time in the early afternoon. There, with the sounds of arriving and departing jet airliners literally just a runway away, we spoke about why such a committed drug warrior–which is how he described himself in our first phone conversation–would want to start selling medical marijuana in Maui County.

Q: What do you do for those agencies?

We eradicate invasive species like A: pampas grass and coqui frogs. For the frogs, we fill our water buckets with citric acid. We’ve also done a lot of Hollywood productions–television, movies.

We did a James Bond movie, Waterworld, a lot of National Geographic specials, a bunch of car commercials and all of Laird [Hamilton]’s movies at Jaws. We’ve been very successful in this highly regulated business.

Q: How’d you get started in it? of mine as a young A: Itkid.wasFirst,a dream I got my airframe and powerplant license certification. I learned how to fly helicopters in 1979. Then I was hired

by Continental Airlines and asked to move to Maui and fly helicopters. were given two differQ: Wait–you ent job offers? the same week. I was hired A: Within

by Continental Airlines to be a pilot, but also asked to move to Maui and fly. So I came to Maui. That was 1985.

Let’s talk about the mariQ: Ok. juana eradication flights your company has done.

We’ve really been involved in that for sitting down with Q: Thanks A: since the beginning. Tom Hauptman me–I know you’ve been focused of Pacific Helicopters got going with it

on the fires out in Kahikinui.

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We operate sunrise to sunset every day of the year. We go out and fight fires, as well as find people. We’re kinda over the Kahikinui fire though. We’ve had areas where it hadn’t burned for five days, but then we’ve had five breakouts. We couldn’t let the pressure off. But we do make a living off that.

Q: We started in 1990. We’re a utility A: helicopter company, which means we do everything except tours. We had

So when did Windward Aviation start?

10 helicopters and 22 employees at one time, but now we just have three and nine employees. We’ve flown over 90,000 hours since we started.

We’re certified to haul passengers, suspend cargo with rope, spray herbicides, pesticides. We have contracts with the Department of the Interior, US Geological Survey, the National Park Service. We also have contracts with the Department of Defense to support the military.

in 1982, ‘83. He was the only one doing it then. But in 1985 we sub-leased to a company in Hilo flying over the volcano, which was erupting. Before I knew it I was agreeing to do marijuana eradication flights for the police there.

Q: What do the flights entail? fly to where the marijuana was A: We’d growing and land as close to the spot as possible, if we could, and cut down the plants. Or if we couldn’t, we’d land nearby and our guys would get out. We’d then take off and drop 100 feet of rope–the officers would hook on and then I would carry them over to the patches. They’d disconnect, and then I’d leave the area until they were done cutting down the plants, and then I’d fly back and pick them up.

How did flights back then compare to eradication flights these days?

the DEA [Drug Enforcement Agency]. The DEA was the lead.

We gridded the entire state of Hawaii into 10-kilometer squares. Then we did each square until there was no more marijuana. We started on the Big Island. It took us 16 weeks straight to do the state. We found patches the size of basketball courts.

There was major destruction of native forests–it was horrible.

I think it’s something I can manage, maintain and control, and that I’m just as qualified, if not more so.

seems like a big Q: Definitely operation.

We got to the point where we develA: oped a spray system. Now we have a spot-sprayer: I can spray a three-foot circle

workplace. Employees couldn’t have any felony convictions on their record. And we’d drug-test our employees. We have three levels of security where we are right now. It would be easier in many ways than running my company right now. This is a business opportunity for me, and I’m a very compliant person. We could be audited by the FAA [Federal Aviation Administration] right now. This requires discipline.

with no overspray. Now we can just spray it, kill it and move on.

like you’d want to Q: Sounds run Grateful Meds a lot like Windward Aviation.

It will be designed after the operaA: tions of my helicopter company. I want to a have a drug- and alcohol-free

like marijuana eradicaQ: Sounds tion has been lucrative, too. do your law enforcement Q: What friends think of this idea?

It’s been a good source of revenue A: for my company. At one point, this Almost everyone I know in law enwas about 70 percent of my revenue. But forcement would want to do this if the funding has dropped. We don’t find A: they could. If they could demonstrate the the numbers anymore that we used to. We don’t see huge patches anymore. Now it’s more of a compliance check. In Wipeout, we wiped out all the big-time growers.

Then we went to backyard growers. But it was a nerve-wracking business.

ability and finance it, they would.

Q: Really?

Because the other thing about medical marijuana is that it’s legal. I don’t want A: to do anything that’s illegal. No one wins

Q: How so? whenever anyone does something illegal.

Back then there were no cell phones.

A: We had to take security precautions Q: Itthemaydispensary be legal, but even if you win contract, there are like guarding the aircraft 24 hours a day. still huge legal hurdles to overcome. anyone ever take some sort Q: Did of action against you?

A: Oh, you mean like the banks?

We heard threats but nothing I was talking about the ever materialized.

A: No. Q: Well, Associated Press story last week that talked about labs. Beit sounds like Q: Nonetheless, cause they’re expensive, there’s only you’ve built up some pretty likely going to be one testing lab, on

strong ties to law enforcement across the state.

The reason we’re able to be successful A: is that municipalities out here aren’t big enough to have their own aircraft. The Fire Department could probably buy their own, but then they’d have to maintain it.

But under our contract, if our helicopter breaks, we have one hour to replace it.

But I’ve known three, four generations of police officers. I value their friendships more than most. And they’ve supported me through the years. We’re their vendor of choice, and I fully expect that to continue.

Oahu. And no one knows how to get the medical marijuana from Oahu to Maui, because you can’t take it through any airports or ports.

That’s right, but our bigger concern is banking. What, am I just going to A: walk into a bank with a bucket of cash?

We’ve been in contact with every bank on Maui and they don’t want to touch it. like that might make Q: Seems opening a dispensary more

Q: trouble than it’s worth.

We used to fill up a dump truck a day.

Yeah, but to go through everything Given all that, why do you want A: Actually, more than a dump truck.

A: I’ve been through, it seems very Q: to open Grateful Meds and get When I moved here, if you took off from easy to me. But it’ll likely be a year or into the medical marijuana business?

Q: did a lot with the Kahoolawe A: We cleanup project. In addition, there’s Such as?

the Domestic Cannabis Eradication Suppression Program (DCESP) and we have contracts with the fire department and all police departments in the state. We also have contracts with DLNR [state Department of Land and Natural Resources].

any airport in Hawaii, you couldn’t fly for more than a minute without spotting marijuana. It was everywhere. It was amazing.

Q: What changed that?

In 1990, 91, we had Operation A: DS: Wipeout. There were 13 agencies involved, including the Department of the Interior, the National Guard, the Army and

There’s been a shift in how that’s perceived. Naturopathy is something I’m big on. I hate synthetic painkillers–pharmaceuticals are horrible.

If there’s an alternative like CBD [cannabidiol] that can work, I think education will allow that industry to flourish, especially for people in end-of-life care, people who are terminally ill. I think it’s an alternative that can only help society.

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two before we’re even showing a profit.

The application process was long, and the application fee was non-refundable. And lots of things are still ambiguous. There’s a huge learning curve here–not just for the dispensaries, but also for the people enforcing the laws. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Hailey Napora, Evalyn Camacho Alvarado, and Shalany Hadley at Princess Nahienaena School Garden

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Kindla said school gardens will be critical to the success of the program.

“School garden programs are an important part of supporting the farm to school initiative,” said Kindla. “When students grow, harvest and prepare their own dishes using school garden produce, they are more likely to eat fresh fruits and vegetables in school lunches and bring that enthusiasm home to the dinner table.”

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Hawaii is the 20th state to establish its own farm to school program, and 40 states have enacted legislation supporting farm to school programs and grants. According to a recent press release from Governor Ige’s office on the SB376/Act 218, the idea is to reconnect our students to a better understanding of the food system. “Across the nation, farm to school programs introduce students to healthier eating habits and help them become familiar with new vegetables and fruits that they and their families will then be more willing to incorporate into their own diets,” stated the news release.

“The farm to school coordinator will nego-

Shawn Lee Mason Abut, Maile Ramos McAlinden, Quelsy Borce explore new garden spaces at Lahaina Intermediate

because school meals are a critical point of access to healthy food for most children in the US; 2) Promote health and wellness through skill building related to handling and using local food; 3) Support development of healthy eating habits, such as preferences for and consumption of fruits and vegetables instead of traditional processed convenience food; 4) Bolster efforts to address child and family food insecurity by increasing interest in school meals programs and encouraging families to grow, safely prepare and cook healthy meals.”

Grow Some Good says that 72 percent of the teachers they’ve worked with observed an increased interest from kids in eating fruits and vegetables. Many also took the idea of gardens home with them.

Pfahl agrees that organizations like Grow Some Good and Maui School Garden Network are pivotal in the success of the state’s farm to school program.

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t’s surprising, but some of our keiki weren’t sure what a fresh vegetable really was until school garden programs started growing. The school cafeterias do their best, but ultimately import all of their USDA regulated foodstuffs, so locally grown fruit and veggies barely make it on the menu. When I learned this, I thought back to my own days at Kam III Elementary in Lahaina, sitting behind a fusty desk and getting scolded by Mrs. Matsui for not working on my phonics. Time outside in a school garden would have brightened our days, provided relief from our sweltering classrooms and taught us healthier ways of eating.

Luckily for students in 2016, the future of school gardens looks bright. Last year, Governor David Ige signed the Farm to School Act. Maui’s own nonprofit Grow Some Good is in its eighth year of nailing down strategies for sustaining school gardens. And today, Maui County’s school garden network has 45 gardens on Maui and one on Lanai.

One of the goals of the Farm to School Act is to get more local produce served in school cafeterias. Grow Some Good Co-Founder Nio

tiate the complicated process of procuring local agricultural for our schools.”

Hawaii’s program has five specific goals: improving student health, developing an educated agricultural workforce, see an increase of local food procurement for schools, support garden and farm-based educational programs in our schools and expand the relationships with our public schools and agricultural communities. The law appointed a farm to school coordinator; Maui’s Robyn Pfahl got the job.

Pfahl jumped in immediately. Her strategy is to identify existing programs and work with policy-makers to integrate more local food in schools while creating connections with farming communities. She said Maui is a hot spot of opportunities right now.

“What we choose to invest in will determine if we strengthen our agricultural base or perpetuate unsustainable practices with lost opportunities,” said Pfahl. “Connecting the overwhelming interest in growing and consuming local food in a realistic supply and

Kalo Harvest at Kihei Elementary

demand model is a pressing issue for Maui.

We have a tremendous resource of agricultural land in Maui with the state’s fourth largest private landowner [A&B] divesting in sugar’s plantation-monoculture/export model of agriculture, moving into diversified agriculture, which opens up a lot of land. At the same time, our knowledgeable/seasoned farmers aging and retiring at an alarming rate, new farmers are eager to to start but need reasonable access to land and experience, and a large ag-workforce of sugar workers are coming back into the open job market.”

Improving student health is paramount to the bill. I asked Pfahl how she plans to measure this. Pfahl says she believes this starts with four specific items.

“This is a loaded question, but one I will be strategically unpacking for our program’s baseline/metrics analysis,” she said. “farm to school activities can influence many public health outcomes including: 1) Increasing access to healthy and local foods in schools

“Experiential learning through gardenbased curriculums engage students on a level that transcends our nutritional initiatives and local economy-boosting/ agricultural protecting local purchasing initiatives,” said Pfahl. “When keiki dig in the dirt, learn about holistic models of composting by playing with worms, feeding their seeds, and nurturing their hopes, they get connected directly with the ‘aina, learn social, biological, ecological, and STEM connected learning on a deep level.

Then they eat the food they grow and the cycle is completed on a visceral level you can’t get in traditional classroom learning.”

Maui School Garden Network, led by Lehn Huff, is actively pursuing getting fresh fruit and veggies into school cafeterias, but also developing programs for sustainable agriculture education.

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sustainable garden plans.

“It’s exciting that we are now our own official nonprofit organization,” said founder Kathy Becklin. “However, that adds some transition challenges. Our biggest challenges are keeping operations growing while we ensure we have funding to continue. In the last year, we haven’t expanded our programs in size but have started changing our support to the schools.

We have just started working with our schools on a three-year program to help the schools become more self-sustaining.

We hired a development director and are gradually moving away from being a mostly volunteer management team. No matter what the challenges, our team keeps being inspired by stories of students and their families who value their fresh homegrown fruits and vegetables.”

Grow Some Good launched their West Maui gardens in 2015. In late February 2015, 350 Lahaina Intermediate students grabbed shovels and broke ground on their space that’s flourishing as a quarter-acre garden. Faculty member Debra Mau has assisted with ensuring all designated garden class times have been filled with regular weekly class rotations, as well as offering an opportunity for students to volunteer on Saturdays to fulfill community service hours in a Renaissance program at the school.

Chef Cameron Lewark of Spago teaching school garden students Students in their Workplace Readiness program manage the garden learning center and teach cooking skills. They incorporate freshly grown herbs into a weekly staff box lunch sale that sustains their program.

Then there’s Pu’u Kukui Elementary, which hosts one of Grow Some Good’s newest programs.

“The garden space was included in the original design of the school and they have a devoted, part-time teacher position to manage the program and model classes,” said Kirk Surry, a co-founder of Grow Some Good. “The garden has full participation of 750 K-5 student in 12-week cycles.

This is a good example of the changing attitudes in schools about garden programs as experiential learning centers.”

In addition to these programs, Grow Some Good is also fostering school garden programs at Kihei Elementary, Kahului Elementary, Kamali‘i Elementary, Kihei Charter Middle School, Lokelani Intermediate, Pomaikai Elementary, Maui Prep and Wailuku Elementary Schools. Surry says the state’s new farm to school bill opens up more opportunity for Grow Some Good.

“The passing of the farm to school bill means we have a greater support network at the state level for our programs and building bridges between our work and higher levels of the Department of Edu-

cation and Department of Agriculture,” said Surry. “It also means we will be able to focus more on establishing consistent Good Agricultural Practices standards and training programs for all school garden coordinators. School gardens also support students’ buy-in to fresh fruits and vegetables in the cafeteria. When more local produce is featured on the menu, we want to make sure students have an appreciation for where their food comes from and have positive associations with produce as delicious treats from the garden. We always say, ‘If they grow it, they’ll eat it,’ and we see proof of this concept every day. Even the most adamant anti-veggie abstainers discover they love what they can grow.”

The school gardens have also grown veggies and fruits for the upcoming gala fundraiser Taste of School Gardens on Saturday. Chefs that volunteer in the garden with students come full circle and make amazing dishes from this bounty. The event will be held at the Hotel Wailea’s sunset lawn. All proceeds from the event will go to programs for school gardens.

For more information or tickets, go to Growsomegood.org. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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Princess Nahienaena Elementary School started their school garden in October 2015 and five second grade classes visit the garden on Wednesdays for hands-on lessons.

They recently expanded Chef Dryhurst, A Taste of School Gardens eight garden beds, a vermiculture bin, compost bins, planting fruits and vegetables as well as native Hawaiian and caeating fresh food, fruits and vegetables. And noe plants. The second grade is also planning importing them from the mainland doesn’t a field trip to Simpli Fresh Farm to see how keep them fresh. That is not our definition food is grown locally on a farm. of fresh. We have the capability to provide “We also want to reach more schools 50 to 80 percent of fresh fruits and vegthat want to start school gardens and etables into school lunches from Maui.” help schools that have established school Pfahl said there are still a few obstacles to gardens to do more with them–such as growing our own food for schools that need teaching students not only about growing to be ironed out, in addition to the procurefood, but also food preservation, cooking, ment of veggies and fruits. The schools need and growing food at home,” said Grow new menus that include locally grown food, Some Good co-founder Susan Wyche. “We and the support to provide the technical and see opportunities for students to get interfiscal side of all the work that needs to be ested in agriculture and aquaponics, farmdone to make these changes. ers markets, and becoming entrepreneurs Grow Some Good has estimated it with things they’ve grown. There are so costs about $50 per student to particimany opportunities that the hardest part pate in their school garden programs. of this job is keeping ourselves focused They currently provide support to more on what is possible now.” than 3,000 students and 12 schools Baldwin High School is Grow Some across Maui. But this year they plan to Good’s first high school program, and it work more closely with schools to stratwas initiated with an after-school grant. egize and establish their long-term and

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Continued from page 13 learning PK through 20 and engaging in dialogue at the state level to develop a package to create the pathway of learning,” said Huff.

“Not only are we trying to get the students nutrition but we are also trying to get them the tools and skills to be able to grow their own food. And we are working on increasing the procurement possibilities so that more local food can go into our schools.”

Huff hopes that putting together a food hub for Maui could be successful in helping schools tap into what agriculture is available from farmers. The notion is in the early stages for Maui. Staffing is a huge issue, as is the weather. Huff said she’s looking to programs on islands like Molokai for ideas.

“There is staffing, money, weather, and you also have pests,” said Lehn. “You have all the things that farmers have to deal with.

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JAKE GARVIN TALKS VEGETARIANISM – The Vegetarian Society of Hawaii will host marathoner and Cornell University alumni Jake Garvin.

Garvin will share his insights on low-carb, paleo, Atkins, ketogenic, and vegan diets. Garvin will also share his tips on balancing a meat-free diet with an active lifestyle. Refreshments courtesy of Down to Earth. Free. 7pm. Cameron Center (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku), Jerome.kellner@gmail.com. arian Society of Hawaii Photo courtesy Vegetarian

‘GUYS AND DOLLS’ – Maui OnStage presents Guys and Dolls. s. er The Tony-winning musical follows a gambler’s ploy to take holy roller Sister Sarah Brown to dinner in Cuba as a result of a bet, but theyy fall for each other. The show features music that includes favoritess like “Fugue For Tin Horns,” “Bushel and a Peck” and “Luck Be A ku); Lady.” $20-40. 7:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969, Mauionstage.com. Photo: Jack Grace

FRIDAY, MAR. 11 HAWAII SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA – The Hawaii Symphony Orchestra, under the direction of Joel Revzen, will feature pianist Joyce Yang at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. Enjoy a Spanishthemed program highlighting Yang’s virtuosity, lyricism and stage presence. Sit back and enjoy the fragrant notes of Manuel de Falla’s Nights in the Gardens of Spain, Strauss’ Don Juan and selections from Bizet’s Carmen. $32+ - $82+. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org.

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LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – Tourists and kama‘aina alike are welcome to shop local merchants and savor the flavors of Lahaina during Maui Second Fridays Town Party. Head over to Campbell Park for live music and learn about local efforts from the Boys & Girls Club, Waiola Church, Na Ki‘a i O Waine‘e and the Hawaiian Civic Club. Meet and greet artists during “Friday Night Art Night.” 5:30pm.

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SATURDAY, MAR. 12 EASTER EGG HUNT – Children five and under are invited to the Kihei Public Library’s Easter Egg Hunt, courtesy of the Kay A. Edwards Memorial Fund. The hunt will offer your tyke a chance to collect as many eggs as possible in a safe environment. Stickers, chocolate and temporary tattoos will be up for grabs. Don’t forget your baskets! 10am.

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DUO DIORAMA – Ebb & Flow Arts presents Duo Diorama at the Makawao Union Church.

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SATURDAY, MAR. 12 A TASTE OF SCHOOL GARDENS – Providing educational and nutritional opportunities to children across Maui, Grow Some Good presents their fourth annual Taste of School Gardens event. The evening will feature music by Soul Kitchen, gourmet dishes from local celebrity chefs and fine wine. Restaurants, including Hana Ranch Provisions, DUO, Spago, Capische? and Cow Pig Bun will use produce direct from local school gardens. 5pm. 21+. $135+. Hotel Wailea (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea), Growsomegood.org. Photo: Mieko Photography

KE KULA ‘O PI‘ILANI OPEN HOUSE – Ke Kula ‘o Pi‘ilani, a new and independent school for Hawaiian immersion education, hosts an Open House at the Hawaiian Canoe Club. Curious parents, caretakers and the community are invited to learn more about the school’s mission, it’s plan for the 2016-2017 school year and the application process. 9-11am. Hawaiian Canoe Club (70 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Kekulaopiilani.org. Photo courtesy Ke Kula ‘O Pi‘ilani’s Facebook page

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SUNDAY, MAR. 13 THE ROARING 20S – Join Women Helping Women Maui for “The Roaring 20s” at the King Kamehameha Golf Club.

Complete with a Charleston dancing contest, the organization’s 19th annual fundraiser wants all flappers, dappers, dames and darbs for an evening of entertainment, dinner and cocktails.

Enjoy live entertainment from John Cruz. $150+. 5-8:30pm.

King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-446-7342, Womenhelpingwomenmaui.org.

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‘TELL ME ON A SUNDAY’ – This month’s h’s One Night Only show from Maui OnStage is Tell Me on a Sunday. It’s a heartfelt story of an ordinary British hatrch of love. maker who journeys to America in search d then back From New York City to Los Angeles and ove is never to Manhattan, she realizes the road to love eatre (68 as simple as it seems. 6:30-8pm. Iao Theatre ge.com.

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MONDAY, MAR. 14 LAHAINALUNA HIGH SCHOOL BAND – The MACC’s School Band Concert Series continues with the Lahainaluna High School Band. The spring concert is one of many that allows students a chance to perform on a big stage.The public is invited to attend and support Maui’s young performing artists. Free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

STATE OF THE COUNTY ADDRESS – Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa will present his State of the County Address at the MACC. He will outline plans for the coming year as well as shed light on County successes and issues. Get there early because doors will be locked at 6:25pm and those outside will have to watch the address via Akaku and Hawaii News Now. Free. 6pm Doors. 6:30pm Speech. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-270-7855, Co.maui.hi.us.

Photo courtesy County of Maui

WEDNESDAY, MAR. 16 MAUI ENERGY CONFERENCE – The Maui Economic Development Board and the Mayor’s Office of Economic Development present the Maui Energy Conference this Wednesday, Mar. 16 through Friday, Mar. 18 at the MACC. Former Colorado Governor Bill Ritter Jr. will speak and energy law attorney Jon Wellinghoff will give a presentation on “The Path to Moving Forward to 100% Renewable Energy.” Join the conversation on the latest advances in clean, renewable energy. $395+. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauienergyconference.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

‘JOY’ – AARP Hawaii welcomes adults for a free screening of Joy at the MACC. Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro and Bradley Cooper star in this emotional comedy about becoming a true boss of family and enterprise. Seats are available on a first-come, first-served basis. Attendees must pre-register and must show email confirmation. Free. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Aarp.cvent.com/JOY_Kahului. Photo: IMDB

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Film

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'Animal Farm' Meets '48 HRS' We should all live in ‘Zootopia’ ★★★★★ Rated PG / 108 Min.

B

efore I write about Disney’s new CGI animated comedy, let me briefly address a film that came out 30 years ago. In 1986, the first official Marvel comic book movie adaptation was Howard The Duck, an infamous, George Lucas-produced mega-bomb. It was, at the time, the most expensive film ever made and a giant step back for movies based on comic books (as well as talking ducks who smoke cigars).

I’m bringing the movie up because the first five minutes take place on Duck World, a planet in which ducks speak English, wear clothing and live in a world exactly like ours, only with everything duck-themed. Despite the abundance of duck puns, the opening sequence is dazzling, as it presents a unique planet to spend the entire running time. Unfortunately, after an elaborate introduction, the movie leaves Duck World. The title character is literally sucked out of his easy chair, sent hurling through the universe and crash lands on Earth. The entire movie crash lands with him. Zootopia, on the other hand, knows what it has and

focuses both on its setting and characters in a smart, satisfying way.

In this movie, we meet a bunny named Hopps (delightfully voiced by Ginnifer Goodwin) who wants to be a police officer when she grows up. In the film’s animals-as-people setting, Hopps grows up, graduates from the police academy and finds herself an overly earnest, in-over-her-head cop in crazy Zootopia. Her unlikely friendship with a con artist fox (voiced perfectly by Jason Bateman) gives her an edge in solving a missing persons case.

The world of Zootopia can’t be scrutinized too closely. While we’re offered an origin story, presented cleverly as a children’s school play, I sometimes wondered at its logic. But instead of getting caught up in make-believe plausibility, my reaction to Zootopia was emotional. I wasn’t expecting it to move me like it did.

This is a weird movie, both in the chances it takes and the success rate of those odd choices. Here’s a buddy comedy, a children’s film, a whodunit, a social commentary, an action movie and a satire of movie tropes. It’s Animal Farm crossed with 48 HRS, with a point to make about not allowing our fear to taint our worldview. All of these ingredients work.

Where's Waldo?

There are out-of-left field surprises.

I also found myself crying, not because of cheap manipulation, but because the story has some genuinely heartbreaking scenes. Some of this will be too scary for small children. Older kids and their parents, on the other hand, will likely be delighted. Seriously, when was the last time you saw a non-Pixar children’s film that you’d call engrossing?

The inevitable pop culture references are scant and don’t feel intrusive. There’s a pop star named Gazelle, voiced by Shakira, who doesn’t upstage the story and actually seems to belong in this world.

This movie has a lot on its mind but doesn’t allow discussion-worthy topics to overwhelm its story, which is charac-

ter-driven and manages to be funny and wrenching in even doses.

I found the Happy Feet movies to be obnoxious, both in their sugar-fueled hipness and their too on-the-nose, overly obvious approach at injecting messages into a children’s film. Lessons and morals, particularly when dealing with topics such as bullying, prejudice and accepting others despite our differences, are vital, timely and important topics to inject into family films.

Yet, they need to be presented in an intelligent, impactful and organic way. Zootopia manages the feat of feeling very of-themoment and piercing in its ideas of accepting others, yet never comes across as preachy, overly PC or forced. Walt Disney would himself would have been proud of this one. ■

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7:00 9:40. 2D FRI (11:40 1:20 2:20 5:00) 7:40 9:20 10:20, SAT (11:40 1:20 2:20) 5:00 7:40 9:20 10:20, SUN (11:50 1:20 2:20) 5:00 7:40 9:20 10:20, MON-THU (11:40 1:20 2:20 5:00) 7:40 9:20 10:20. 3D FRI (12:20 1:50 4:00 4:30) 6:40 7:10 9:50, SAT-SUN (12:20 1:50) 4:00 4:30 6:40 7:10 9:50, MON-THU (12:20 1:50 4:00 4:30) 6:40 7:10 9:50 Eddie The Eagle- PG13- THU 11:20 1:50 4:20 7:20 9:50, FRI (11:30 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:30 2:30) 5:00 7:30 10:00, MONTHU (11:30 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:00 Gods of Egypt-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 4:40 9:50, 3D 2:40 6:50. 2D FRI-THU (1:50) 7:10, 3D FRI (11:30 4:50) 10:20, SAT-SUN (11:30) 4:50 10:20, MON-WED (11:30 4:50) 10:20, THU (11:30 4:50) Triple 9- R- THU 11:20 1:50 4:30 10:00, FRI (11:30 5:10) 10:40, SAT (11:30) 5:10 10:40, SUN 5:10 10:40, MON-THU (11:30 5:10) 10:40 Kung Fu Panda 3- 2D THU 2:30 7:40, 3D 5:40 9:50, 2D FRI (11:30 4:50) 10:10, SAT (11:30) 4:50 10:10, SUN 4:50 10:10, MON-

THURS | 3/10 THU (11:30 4:50) 10:10, 3D FRI-WED (2:30) 7:50, THU (2:30) Star Wars: The Force Awakens- PG13- 2D THU 11:20 2:10 4:50 7:50 10:50. 2D FRI (11:30 2:20 4:40) 8:00 10:20, SAT (11:30 2:20) 4:40 8:00 10:20, SUN (2:20) 4:40 8:00 10:20, MON-THU (11:30 2:20 4:40) 8:00 10:20 Spotlight-R- 2D THU 2:00, FRI-THU (2:10) 7:50 The 5th Wave-PG13- THU 1:50 Ride Along 2- PG13- THU 11:30 4:20 The Witch-R- THU 11:40 5:10 Zoolander 2- THU 11:40 2:20 5:10

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10 Cloverfield Lane opens this week EVENTS

NEW THIS WEEK 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE - PG13 - Drama/SciFi - After getting into a wreck, a woman is held captive by two guys who say the world is under attack from chemical weapons. 105 min.

THE BROTHERS GRIMSBY - R - Action/Comedy - A dangerous spy is forced to team up with his football hooligan brother. Stars Sacha Baron Cohen. 83 min.

THE YOUNG MESSIAH - PG13 - Drama - The story of a seven-year-old Jesus and his family (who actually weren’t white as portrayed here but whatever) as they move to Nazareth. 111 min.

NOW PLAYING ALWAYS BE MY MAYBE - NR - Romance/Comedy - A guy and girl try to help each other out in their respective quests to win back their exes. 103 min.

DEADPOOL - R - Action/Adventure - The foulmouthed merc with a mouth finally jumps from the comics to the big screen. Stars Ryan Reynolds and a bunch of other people. 108 min.

EDDIE THE EAGLE - PG13 - Sports/Biography - The story of British ski jumper Eddie Edwards, who captured the world’s hearts at the 1988 Olympics. 105 min.

GODS OF EGYPT - PG13 - Fantasy - A gaggle of white actors portray Egyptian gods because Hollywood has apparently become stuck in 1932. 100 min.

KUNG FU PANDA 3 - PG - Animation - The Kung Fu Panda is back, presumably to do more kung fu and panda stuff. Voices by Jack Black and Angelina Jolie. 95 min.

LONDON HAS FALLEN - R - Action/Thriller - In this sequel to Olympus Has Fallen, Secret Service Agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) uncovers a plot to assassinate world leaders at a funeral. 99 min.

RISEN - PG13 - Action/Bible - The story of Jesus’ resurrection, as told through Roman eyes. 107 min.

SPOTLIGHT - R - History/Drama - The story of how the Boston Globe uncovered a big child molestation scandal within the Catholic Church. 128 min.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Thirty-two years isn’t so long to wait for a sequel to Return of the Jedi, right? 135 min.

TRIPLE 9 - R - Crime/Thriller - A bunch of crooks and bad cops plot to kill a police officer so they can pull off a big heist. 115 min.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT - R - War/Comedy - Tina Fey stars in this look at real life war cor-

respondent Kim Baker as she covers the fighting in Afghanistan. 112 min.

ZOOTOPIA - PG - Animation/Adventure - A fox that’s a fugitive con artist must team up with a bunny that’s a rookie cop to stop a conspiracy.

Voices by Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman.

See this week’s film review. 108 min.

LAST CHANCE 5TH WAVE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - That actress who played Hit Girl in Kick Ass now has to save her brother after aliens all but obliterate humanity. 112 min.

RACE - PG13 - Sports/Biography - The story of African-American track star Jesse Owens competing for gold at the 1936 Olympics in Nazi Germany. 134 min.

RIDE ALONG 2 - PG13 - Action/Comedy - Ben (Kevin Hart) and his soon-to-be brother-in-law James (Ice Cube) head to Miami to take down some drug dealer before Ben’s wedding. 101 min.

THE WITCH - R - Horror - Really bad stuff happens to a family in New England in the 1630s. 90 min.

ZOOLANDER 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Models Derek and Hansel (Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson) return to fight some sort of fashion-related evil. 102 min.

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS REGGAE IN THE VALLEY - Sat. Mar 12. Featuring Sammy J and Tenelle, Gomega, T Flatz and the Hi Lytes. $25 - $35. 5am. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St.., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Daily (except Sun). Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the Royal Flush package. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Performer Darren Lee makes it easy for you to relive the days of Blue Hawaii. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Mar 11. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. 4:30pm.

(Ma‘alaea Harbor); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN - Fri. Mar 11. Come enjoy a performance of An Evening with Mark Twain by Rick Scheideman. With humor and wisdom Mark Twain shares aspects of his fascinating life including his time on Maui. $20.

6:30pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Mar 12. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali’i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali’iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1:00pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com THE LEGENDARY WILLIE K & THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage.. $99. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Check out PWF’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Ma‘alaea Harbor); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Mar 12. Pure unfiltered comedy fresh from the audience to the stage! Maui’s award winning improv troupe Free Range Comedy brings you a night of organic laughter. $10. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com

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ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Sat. Mar 12. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. 4:30pm. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sun. Mar 13. Fun for all ages. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com POWER UP COMEDY WITH CHINO LAFORGE - Tue. Mar 15. Stand up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage at Three’s Bar. 5:30pm. Threes Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O TRICKS - Tue. Mar 15. High-Energy Comedy and Magic Show! Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Trick at Mulligans. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Come see the masters of Hawaiian music with his Slack Key Show Ohana: Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and dancer Wainani Kealoha. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com

MAUI FOODIE TASTE OF SANTA BARBARA - Thu. Mar 10. The event will feature three wines from Southern California, paired with three takes on popular dishes from three Santa Barbara restaurants. Master Sommelier Patrick Okubo returns to share his wine expertise while Executive Chef Kurt Lesmerises will be on hand to provide three tasting dishes and the event’s trademark cooking demonstration. The event will also includes live entertainment. $60. 10am. Molokini Bar and Grille Makena Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui, Wailea); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables. Open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Thu. At Plantation House, the monthly wine series is back with specials from selected featured wineries each month. Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal specials will be available on selected premium bottles.

2pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com PRIME RIB DINNER - Thu. Mar 10. Feast in this exclusive combo entree of 100 percent Angus Beef. This dish is paired with Caesar Salad and your choice of two sides followed by a house-made Ali‘i Kula Lavender Cheesecake $39-45. 5:30pm.

Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Drive, Lahaina); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com

fet and $14 Bottomless Mimosas every day of the week. $12. 8am. Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com FRIDAY ISLAND STYLE SEAFOOD BUFFET Fri. Start with the best of the Pacific Ocean’s bounty and add fresh locally grown produce prepared by Makena’s culinary dream team. Here, you’ll enjoy an amazing buffet of five stations that feature artfullyprepared seafood, island-style dishes and desserts. $55 Adult; $30 Children; Free for children under five. Call for reservations. 5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com MATTEO’S TOUR OF ITALY TASTE OF TUSCANY - Fri. Join us for our 5 course pre-fixe menu for $70 per person with optional wine pairing for an additional $60. 5:30pm. Matteo’s Osteria, (161 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808-891-8466; Matteosmaui.com SAKE & OYSTER EVENT - Fri. Mar 11. Hors d’oeuvres and giveaways with live entertainment, benefitting Pacific Cancer Foundation. $40.

5:30pm. The Banyan Tree, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree WINE TASTING - Fri. Mar 11. Join us for a free tasting of Kermit Lynch wines. Must be over 21 years of age with valid I.D. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com SUNSET CUISINE CRUISE - Sat. Chef Christopher Kulis will host a special sunset cruise, inspired by Maui flavors and prepared with locally farmed ingredients.

Enjoy wine pairings, open bar, live musical guests and the beautiful Maui sunset. Call or go online for reservations (save 10 percent when you book online). $119.

4:30pm. Kai Kanani Sailing Charters, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-879-7218; Kaikanani.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge.

Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jin Hosono and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. 3pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION Sun. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm.

Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com

LOBSTER FEST - Thu. Mar 10. This Lobster Fest is an island favorite, designed by Chef De Cuisine Kurt Lesmerises and includes a three-course dinner. $48.

5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille Makena Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com

BURGERS N’ BREWS - Mon. Mar 14. Featuring a selection of burgers using locally sourced meats and produce paired with Maui Brewing Company beer.

5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com

SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Mar 10. Appetizers to choose are Caesar Salad or Onion Soup. Entree to choose are Braised Beef Short Rib Loco Moco or Ginger Garlic Catch. For dessert choose A Slice of Heaven The best Chocolate Cake on Maui or Island Sorbet. $30. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com

TACO TUESDAY - Tue. Mar 15. Enjoy street-style tacos every Tuesday and save! Buy two for $3–beef or tofu with cilantro, onions and Adoboloco Hot Sauce.

8am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

ALL YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST BUFFET Fri. Go to Kono’s and enjoy a $10 Breakfast Buf-

TACO TUESDAY - Tue. Mar 15 - Wed. Mar 16.

Enjoy Tacos all day at Playmaker’s. 10am. Playmakers Sports Bar, (928 L. Main St, Wailuku); 808244-4804; Facebook.com/Playmakers-Sports-Bar

MAUI VEGETARIAN FOOD COOKING CLASS - Tue. Mar 15. See (and sample) how Chef Mama T uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Free. 5pm. Down to Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. The Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new luau dinner show– Huaka‘I: Journey through Polynesia. The hula performances are beautiful and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-2000; Diamondresorts.com IRISH BEER TASTING - Wed. Mar 16. Join us for samples of great Irish beer as we celebrate St. Patty’s Day. Must be over 21 with valid I.D. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

ART SCENE NATIONAL CALL FOR ARTISTS - Now - Sun. May 15. Artist entries sought for Hawaii National Parks 2016 Centennial Juried Exhibition. This will be Schaefer’s first national call to artists to submit their work for consideration by jurors. Applications will be accepted online. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Callforentry.org ARTIST BETH COOPER - Fri. Mar 4 - Sun. Apr 3.

Beth Cooper’s vibrant art will be featured in Lahaina Arts Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery. There will be a reception to meet the artist from 6-8 pm. 8:00am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org VIEWPOINTS GALLERY HAWAII CONTEMPORARY - Sat. Mar 5 - Wed. Apr 13. Opening reception with artist Tim Garcia. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com AMY MADRIN JUSTEN - Mon. Mar 7 - Sun. Apr 3. Check out Amy Madrin Justen’s new watercolor paintings “Jail Birds” (Endemic, Endangered, Invasive and Extinct Birds of Hawaii) will be featured in Lahaina Arts Society’s Old Jail Gallery. 8am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Thu. Browse sculptures, paintings, photography, woodturnings and ceramics from select local artists. Located in the lobby near the Botero Lounge. 9am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com STATEMENTS ON NATURE: A SURVEY OF PRINTMAKING TODAY - Thu. Featuring a nationally selected collection of work by contemporary printmakers, this exhibit is sure to be eye-opening.

Techniques will span both traditional and contemporary processes from the 18th to the 21st century. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org ISLAND ART PARTY ALL AGES CLASSES Thu. Mar 10. It’s part art party, part painting class.

Check online schedule for class times and availability. $59. 10am. Island Art Party, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com WHALES AND WINTER MIGRATION - Thu. Mar 10. Explore Maui and the winter migration of humpback whales to Hawaii waters with Master Photographer Douglas Jay Hoffman. He’s well know for fine art photographs of whales, coral reefs, marine life, island scenes, beaches, sunsets and waterfalls.

3pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr, Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay LAHAINA ARTS ASSOCIATIONS MAUI MASTERS INVITATIONAL SHOW - Thu. Mar 10. Featuring more than 20 renowned artist and seven par-

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ticipating galleries to display artwork. Proceeds will be donated to Lahaina Arts Association programs.

5pm. Maui Masters Gallery, (900 Front St., Lahaina).

RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Fri. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery.

10am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808875-1234; Grandwailea.com

Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Sundaze w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

Service Industry NIght House Music w/DJ Big Mike

Thunder & Lightning, 6:30pm, no cover

Unity Fest, 9:30pm $10

Ibiza Party- Deep Tech House, 9:30pm $10

Bloody Mary Bar!

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carrol 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON - Da Ukulele Boyz, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz at the cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9

Service Industry Night 9pm

4th Friday After Party 10pm

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DJ Jamo

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Steve Craig 6-9pm SIN 9pm

MON-Bartenders Mix, TUE - Bingo 7pm, WED- Louis & Lewis

MON- Haiku Hillbillies, TUE- Houseshakers, WED- Cole Sulenta

Houseshakers

Kona Storm

Paul Marchetti Band

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Dat Guyz, 9pm

Island Reggae, 9pm

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MON-Karaoke Rick G 4-8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

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Evan Shulman, 8pm no cover

WED- Howard Ahia & Guest, 8pm no cover

ARTS AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Mar 13. Find the perfect gift and support local artists. 10am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com WATERCOLORIST MORT LUBY - Tue. Mar 15.

Mort paints in oil and watercolor. The scope of his work encompasses everything from life drawings to huge oil paintings of historical scenes. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

ARTIST IAN HAIGHT - Fri. Mar 11. Ian will be working on his beach and ocean wave inspired paintings.

4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

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2016 SOLO ARTIST EXHIBITION WITH MELISSA CHIMERA & GABRIELLE ANDERMAN - Fri. Mar 11. Melissa Chimera will present “Agents of Change” a series of mixed media works on linen about extinction, globalization, and our role as humans on these processes. Gabrielle Anderman will present “Being Here,” which explores the relationship to the present.

Free. 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com

AKONI AKANA POOKELA SCHOLARSHIPS NOW AVAILABLE - Thu. Feb 11 - Mon. Mar 28.

Friends of Moku‘ula and Maui Nei Native Expeditions will be offering Scholarships to West Maui residents in the amount of $500 to be awarded to one kane and one wahine student who will graduate from high school in 2016. Scholarship requests must be submitted no later than March 28, 2016 by mail or email. 8am.

Friends of Moku‘ula, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6613659; Mokuula.com/events; Mauinei@mokuula.com

MONTAGE ART EXHIBITION - Sun. Mar 13.

Located at the Sunset Room, admire and purchase artwork from various artists on Maui. 8am.

Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr, Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay

DJ Illz, 10pm

Soundlab

WATERCOLOR ARTIST LUANA KAMA - Tue. Mar 15. Luna finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat. Mar 12.

What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your favorite cup of tea while watching Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm.

Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

Pool All Day

Flip Night, 10pm

CERAMICIST LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Fri. Mar 11. Come and meet this talented artist, her hand built forms are inspired by Hawaii’s natural beauty. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com

FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Lahaina Printsellers invites you to visit our gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com

MON-Movies Games Music 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays/ Dance Music,10pm, WED-Wine Down,10pm

WED- Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm $10 cover

Maximum Millenium, 10pm

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Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

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MAUI OKINAWA KENJIN KAI OFFERS SCHOLARSHIPS - Wed. Mar 2 - Thu. Mar 31. The Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai is offering (3) $1,000 scholarships to graduating high school seniors of Maui, who are of Okinawan ancestry or are children of members of the Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai. Applications are available at all Maui high school counselors’ office or from the Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai office.

The Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai is a nonprofit organization that is committed to perpetuating the Okinawan heritage, culture and arts. 8am. Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai (MOKK), (688 Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku); 808-2421560; Facebook.com/mauiokinawataiko KI-AIKIDO PUBLIC INTRODUCTORY COURSE - Thu. Mar 10. Anyone interested in the

practice of Aikido is invited to try a four-week introductory course given by the instructors of Maui Ki-Aikido. Participants receive an instructional book and can apply the fee to membership if they decide to join the dojo. $40. 6:30pm. Maui Ki-Aikido Shunshinkan Dojo, (194 S. Market St., Wailuku); 808-357-5172 or 808-244-5165; Mauiaikido.com HAWAII WILDLIFE FUNDS 20TH ANNIVERSARY KAYAK ECO-TOUR - Thu-Wed. Join Bluecology and Hawaii Wildlife Fund for this incredible opportunity to experience humpback whales in the heart of the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary. 2am.

Camp Olowalu, (800 Olowalu Village Rd.); 808661-4303; Campolowalu.com/camping BELLY DANCE CLASSES - Thu, Tue & Wed. These classes focuses on strength, flexibility and muscle control as a solid foundation for dance. Sweat, stretch, and strengthen the muscles you need for snappy hips and fluid movements. Thursday and Tuesday classes are beginner and Wednesday is choreography. $17.

9am. Afterglow Yoga, (1942 Main St., Wailuku); 808268-9723; Afterglowyoga.com THE BENOITS - Thu. Check out the Benoits as they perform their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Mar 10.

Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808879-2818; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov YIN YOGA WITH SOOKIE KUNST - Fri. Bring a yoga or exercise mat and two firm beach towels for props. Suggested donation is $12 per class.

Free for Pacific Cancer Foundation clients. 8am.

Waipulani Park, (Kihei).

ALOHA FRIDAY MUSIC - Fri. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Free.

1pm. Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park, (Kula); 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale WAILUKU FRIDAY FARMER’S MARKET - Fri. Come to Pau Hana Kava Cafe for local, organic, food, beverages and handmade goods. Free.

4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-6926.

WET NATURALIST - Fri. Mar 11. Join a Wet Naturalist at Maui Ocean Center’s Tide Pool and/or Discovery Pool for a hands-on presentation about Hawaii’s marine invertebrates! A marine naturalist will conduct the presentation from within the exhibit, allowing guests to see, touch and learn about sea stars, sea cucumbers, urchins and more. 1:30pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com KEIKI HULA PERFORMANCE - Fri. Mar 11.

Come by to witness a true array of talents by our island’s keiki in their native hawaiian hula performance. 5pm. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Theoutletsofmaui.com

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HAWAIIAN ISLANDS HUMPBACK WHALE NATIONAL MARINE SANCTUARY WHALE TALK - Fri. Join their knowledgeable staff and volunteers as they present informative facts about humpback whales. 11am. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale

YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Free.

8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com

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Rick Glencross

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Guest Band & Dancing

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Eight Track Players

Brant Quick Beer Pong

MON-Maui Blues, WED-John Ness

Willie K 9-11pm, 9pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

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MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

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Natalie Nicole Ma’a, 6:30pm

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LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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SALSA NIGHT - Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s favorite three $4 drinks specials; well drinks, tequila, and fireballs with a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. 9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org LAHAINA LIBRARY’S 60TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - Sat. Mar 12. The public is invited to join us for our 60th anniversary celebration, featuring live performances from Uncle Wayne, Howling Dog Band and Joel Katz. Storytime with David Del Rocco, Nansy Phleger and Rick Ludwig, and Author Talk by Clear Englebert. The Maui Friends of the Library is sponsoring this special anniversary event. Free. 10am. Lahaina Public Library, (680 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-662-3950.

PRAYER SERVICE AND PICNIC - Sat. Mar 12. The Japanese Cultural Society of Maui invites its members and the general public to remember those many victims who were affected by the tragic earthquake that struck Japan five years ago, especially those who lost their lives and/or homes. It will be a family-friendly get-together so attendees are encouraged to pack a picnic basket and bring a blanket or beach chairs. 1pm. Kepaniwai Park, (870 Iao Valley Rd., Wailuku) MAUI TOY WORKS YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Mar 12. . 3:00pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, MARCH 13 KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN COOKING CLASS Sun. Mar 13. Join Whole Foods for kid-friendly fun cooking class. Perfect for keiki six and older.

Space is limited. RSVP required. To secure a spot visit our customer service desk. Free. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio! 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com YIN YOGA WITH SOOKI KUNST - Sun. All props and mats are provided. Suggested donation

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 6-9pm, no cover NFL Football Specials

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

Canoe Club BenefitDr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, 6:30pm

Reggae in the Valley, 5-10pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON-Joyce & Gord, TUE- Brenton Keith & his Bag O’ Tricks, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm/ Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm

Wiggle w/ DJ Prince Valium 10pm

Bounce w/DJ MYK Carone, 10pm

Live Music, 6-9pm

Live Music, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Makai Jazz Group

Ladies Night, 10pm

is $15 per class. Free for Pacific Cancer Foundation clients. 3pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

MONDAY, MARCH 14 CAMP KALUANUI SPRING BREAK - Mon. Mar 14. Offering a diverse, visual arts curriculum geared to stretching minds, exercising imaginations, keeping the body active and introducing new ideas-generating teaching. Campers will paint, build, design, dance, sing and play their way through a variety of artistic activities each day. Tuition: $225 Members, $282 Non-Members + $35 Supply Fee. Single Day: $85 Members, $107 Non-Members + $7 Supply Fee. 8am. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com STORY OF HAWAII - Mon. Watch Bryant Neal as he combines history, geography and cartography of the Hawaiian Islands to create an educational and entertaining experience. 10am.

Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show with Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, MARCH 15 TALK STORY AND HULA LESSONS WITH KAHU DANE MAXWELL AND ‘OHANA - Tue. Mar 15. Visitors will have an extraordinary opportunity to hear from the Aquarium’s Hawaiian Cultural Advisor Kahu Dane Maxwell and ‘Ohana as they conduct a talk story session and hula lesson at the end of the Open Ocean Exhibit. Schedule is subject to change.

11:45am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com BINGO - Tue. Enjoy bingo with friends and family.

7pm. Dog and Duck Irish Pub, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669; Theworldfamousdogandduck.com

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16 NATIONAL KICK BUTTS DAY - Wed. Mar 16.

Kick Butts Day is a national day of activism that

empowers youth to stand out, speak up and seize control against Big Tobacco. Teachers, youth leaders and health advocates organize events to, raise awareness of the problem of tobacco use in their state or community; encourage youth to reject the tobacco industry’s deceptive marketing and stay tobacco-free; and urge elected officials to take action to protect kids from tobacco. 8am. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. With more than 20 years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE BAR-MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; Wed, Nightly Entertainment 6-9pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com/kapalua CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzag 2-5pm; Mon, Dave Carrol 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Tue, Jordon Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Joe Benedett and

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Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:3010:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Joe Benedett and Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:308:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Fri, Uncle Lou 5-7pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Peter D and Garrett Probst (Ukulele Boys) 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Soundlab 7-9:30pm; Fri, Houseshakers 7-9:30pm; Sat, Kona Storm 7-9:30pm; Sun, Paul Marchetti Band 7-9:30pm; Mon, Randall Rospond with the Haiku Hillbillys 7-9:30pm; Tue, Houseshakers 7-9:30pm; Wed, Cole Sulenta 7-9:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HARD ROCK CAFE - Sun, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2-5pm; Thu, Derick Sebastian and Damon Parillo 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Maa and Aloha Friday Hula Show 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sun, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Kulewa 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; (2435 Kaanapali Pkwy.); 808-6676636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com

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Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua OCEAN POOL BAR AND GRILL - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Drive, Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Fri, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sat, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sun, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Mon, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Tue, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Wed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-667-1337.

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PITA PARADISE - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 6:309pm; (34 Wailea Gateway Center); 808-8797177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com

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HAUIS LIFE IS A BEACH - Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Wed, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Fri, Music by Sierra and Sal 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Easy Listening with Neto 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Omar and Friends 5-8pm; Tue, Easy Listening with Neto 5:307:30pm; Wed, Acoustic Classical Guitar with Jim Spektor 5:30-7:30pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - Thu, Levi Poasa 8am-5pm; Thu, Yum Yum and Sweet Beets 5-8pm; Fri, Louis and Lewis 4-7pm; Sun, Grippy Tannins 5-8pm; Mon, Johnny Ringo 5-8pm; Wed, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com MOLOKINI BAR AND GRILLE MAKENA RESORT - Thu, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Fri, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Sat, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Sun, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Mon, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Tue, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Wed, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Dat Guyz 1-3pm; Thu, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Thu, Mike Finkiewicz and Craig Soderberg 7-9pm; Fri, Stay Easy 1-3pm; Fri, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Nako’oka 7-9pm; Sat, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Kanoa and Ryan 1-3pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Joshua Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Louis and Lewis 1-3pm; Tue, Stay Eazy 4-6pm; Tue, Stay Easy 4-6pm; Tue, Duane Feig 7-9pm; Wed, Andrew Corradini 1-3pm; Wed, An Den Duo Damien Awai and Brian Haia 1-3pm; Wed, Alika Nako’oka 4-6pm; Wed, Alika Nako’oka 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret Roback 7-9pm; (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Makai Jazz Group 7-9pm; Fri, Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo 6-10pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers 7-9:30pm; Mon, Joyce and Gord 7-9pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:15-6:30pm; Wed, Willie K 6:30-8:30pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

THREE’S BAR AND GRILL - Sat, Live Solo Guitar With Cpt. Dan Saunders 5:30-9pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

CENTRAL MAUI BEACH BUMS BBQ AND GRILL - Thu, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz and Tom Cherry 5-8pm; Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Sun, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Mon, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Fri, Local Live Music 5-8:30pm; Sun, Local Live Music 5-8:30pm; (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; Alehouse.net KING KAMEHAMEHA GOLF CLUB - Thu, The Legendary Willie K And The Warehouse Blues Band 6:30-10pm; Mon, Martini and Jazz 6:309:30pm; (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com STEEL HORSE SALOON - Sun, Arlie and Jay 4-7pm; (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-245-2206.

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Sign Language PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Being a Pisces can be bewildering, I know. You’re so multitalented, but those abilities aren’t necessarily very consistent. Sometimes something’s incredibly easy for you, and then the same exact thing can be horribly difficult the next time you try it. This week’s advice? Be a social butterfly. Flirtation’s your current most-active superpower. Don’t waste time with solemn solo contemplation; other people, that’s where it’s at. See where your natural charm will take you; I’m wagering it’s pretty far.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

You’re a bee who has fallen asleep in a flower. You worked your butt off to find the biggest, juiciest, most beautiful bloom in the garden, then you took a roll in the pollen and passed out, somehow forgetting that there’s this whole second half to your job.

Wake up! There are two good reasons for properly completing the task you set out to do: 1. You’ve already done the hard part; you know what comes next, and even though it’s a lot of busy work, none of it is especially difficult (and there’s honey at the end of the day). 2. The lawnmower’s coming.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Accept every invitation you get this week, and crash at least one party. It would be a shame to waste the pheromones you’re putting out. You’re radiating some kind of subtle subconscious signal for people to love you, to make deals with you, or to screw you (and not screw you over). Why ever would you waste this kind of influence by staying home alone?

Make your beauty (whatever form it takes) work for you, because it can this week. It’s a goddamn indefatigable Clydesdale. The only limit to how far you can take it is how far you’re willing to go.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Say it: “I love you.” Yeah, sure, you’ve said it before, but you haven’t said it often enough lately. Expressing your feelings is important this week. Don’t be stingy about it, regardless of the issues and complexities currently surrounding your relationship. I don’t care if it’s always you who has to open the doors when they get shut. These things are never perfectly balanced, or they balance in ways that aren’t quite so linear and obvious. So just say it, already. Things will feel a thousand times better once you do.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Things ought to be pretty good this week. Not fantastic, or mind-blowing, but “excellent” might be an appropriate description. Remember to notice! This winter’s had you focusing an awful lot on the negative aspects of what’s going on, despite your innate natural optimism, so much so that you’ve developed a bad habit of not noticing when things are going more or less okay: you’re healthy, content, something didn’t go wrong that could have, etc. Just pay attention. In the grand scheme, you may not even remember this week in a few years, because nothing incredibly significant is likely to happen, but that doesn’t mean you can’t truly enjoy it now. Please try.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

No one’s actually dragging their feet. It may feel that way, but resist jumping to that conclusion while you endure this week’s frequent and irksome delays.

Those you’re communicating with may seem reluctant to help you or give you answers, but that’s only because you don’t know what’s really going on at their end. Things are just taking longer than usual.

It’s not ill will you’re dealing with, it’s more something akin to metaphysical molasses. Be patient throughout the week, before you say or do something you’ll be embarrassed by later. Give folks the benefit of the doubt. They will slog through the astrological resistance and get back to you… eventually.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

The door you opened (or project you began) about two weeks ago is about to come to the attention of the people you tried (consciously or unconsciously) to hide it from. Things could go either way, now: they might choose to stomp your efforts into mush, or they could help you finish what you started.

Three factors influence their decision, two of which you have no control over: the nature of the path or project, and their individual characters. Therefore, concentrate on the third: how you present what you’re up to. This could make all the difference; these folks are either buying it, or destroying it. So don’t let your actions simply speak for themselves.

Open your mouth and sell them, hard.

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Being torn is an awfully familiar state for you poor Librans, isn’t it? This week’s internal dilemma will probably feel fairly unfamiliar and new: negotiating the conflict between your needs and the needs of your friends, lover(s), and family. You might even resent them for even having desires, now that it seems like helping them out means neglecting your own. Try to remember that what’s good for those you love is good for you–really and directly, not just in some New Age karmic kind of way. Yep, I’m helping you decide. Give your sweethearts a hand, at your own expense if necessary. Trust me: they need you more than you need you, at the moment.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

How powerful are you? Sometimes you hide from yourself the degree of influence, control, and sheer bloody might that you wield. However, you of all people should know that refusing to “know thyself” is a bad choice, especially for those as potentially dangerous as you can be. This week, become aware of the different kinds, and degrees, of power that you possess and use, because you may soon have to choose which tools (or “weapons”) you’ll put down, and which new ones you’ll pick up; a decision that should be easy–provided you know exactly which ones you already have.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

The things we do for love. Okay, this week someone you love is asking you to do some pretty weird shit, or at least stuff that’s totally out of character for you– like behaving. But of course, though, pleasing other people is in character for you, even if it means doing things you’d never consider on your own. Please don’t resent the one you adore for making such strange or annoying requests–everybody knows just how much they do for you, without you even asking.

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Like a massive five-mile train slowly lurching into forward motion, so are your plans. Even though you started stoking the engines ages ago, you’d begun to despair about the lack of movement, and wonder if you’d just burnt gallons of fuel in vain. Actually, you simply had tons of inertia to overcome. This week you should see the slow beginnings of some real progress. Be patient.

It takes a while for big trains and big plans to pick up momentum. Luckily, there are almost no station-stops between here and your destination. Once you get up to speed, you’ll close the distance faster than sound.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

What happened over the winter that you still haven’t dealt with? Your relationship(s) have been more or less screwed because of it, but you still haven’t addressed the issue because it’s never felt like the “right time.” To hell with that. This shit is a lot harder to straighten out and resolve. Stop the trend. Get to work on the messy knots that have already formed, this week, regardless of what else is going on.

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