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nothing happens until people get scared. The whole situation surrounding Maui Memorial Medical Center (MMMC) exemplifies this.

The fight over the future of Maui County’s hospitals has been well-reported in this publication and others throughout the state. Last year, the people who run Maui’s regional hospitals (MMMC, Kula and Lanai) said that unless the state Legislature started appropriating far more money to the hospitals, or allowed them to negotiate a new public-private partnership with a new provider, they would make “extremely tough” (Hawaii Health Systems Maui Region CEO Wesley Lo’s words) service cuts. The Legislature didn’t appropriate any real money (no surprise there) but they did vote to allow a partnership. Hawaii Health Systems chose Kaiser, and all seemed ok.

Then the unions that represent many hospital workers cried foul. Concerned over the future employment of their members, they sued over the new Kaiser deal. Though state officials worked out a compromise, Kaiser announced that their merger–originally scheduled to take place this summer–would now happen next July.

Which means we’re back to facing potential cuts in service at Maui’s hospitals.

“I want to be expressly clear to our physicians, staff, patients and our families and friends that make up Maui County, our first priority is your care–we will do all we can to protect you throughout this drawn out process,” Lo said in late August.

“We have to make some extremely tough decisions which may result in bed and specialty closures and an increased rate of transports to Honolulu facilities to deal with this shocking setback.”

This is scary–no doubt about it. And it’s got Lisa Varde, executive director of the Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation, utterly terrified.

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and the unions to come to agreement about the future of healthcare on Maui is staggering,” Varde said in a Sept. 3 email. “Because of the future uncertainty, numerous lawsuits and months of turmoil over this problem, it is virtually impossible to recruit desperately needed physicians and nurses. The remaining hospital staff are doing their very best to ensure quality care for patients. But with 400 position vacancies, this situation will surely come to its breaking point very soon.”

At times, Varde’s rhetoric reached a fever pitch.

“Closing hospital services and flying patients to Oahu is UNACCEPTABLE,” she wrote in her email. “Why are matters of life and death not taking precedence over every other issue facing the state at this time? It has been heartbreaking and frightening to realize that the leaders in charge of these negotiations do not care about whether people live or die on Maui.”

Terrified yet? How about this: “All trust in our government and in the supposed goodwill of the unions has been lost, and will not be recovered,” Varde wrote. “Make no mistake–lives will be lost.

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Last week was certainly scary. And this week, for very different reasons, seems just as frightening.

Hurricane Madeline was coming! Then Hurricane Lester was right behind! Two hurricanes bearing down on the state!

Then nothing much happened (though high surf from Lester did wash a bunch of debris onto Baldwin Beach, closing it for a few days). Sure was scary, though, thinking that two powerful storms would batter Maui in the span of just a few days. It was a fear that county officials made explicitly clear. “[T]he probability that Maui County will experience tropical storm-force winds is significantly higher with Hurricane Lester than it was with Madeline,” said Maui County Emergency Management Officer Anna Foust in a Sept. 2 county news release. “We are asking everyone to take this storm seriously, and to stay off the roads after about 9 p.m. Friday when winds may begin picking up. Now is the time to finish getting your emergency supplies together, and be prepared to shelter in-place for up to 24 hours as Lester passes through.”

Lester was already on track to skirt by Hawaii when Foust made that statement, but hey, it’s better to be safe than sorry, right?

That’s the prudent thing to do–hope for the best, but plan for the worst (though it was nice to see County Council chairperson Mike White defy all the government closures at noon on Friday, Sept. 2 and hold an afternoon County Council hearing). Even now, with Madeline and Lester long gone, county officials are still telling us to beware.

“Hurricane season isn’t over yet although I am pleased that this storm passed us by without too many ill effects,” said Managing Director Keith Regan in a Sept. 4 news release. “We must remain vigilant always, because the next storm may not be so gentle.”

Not sure what scares me more about

that statement–the call for an eternal vigilance or the fact that it came from Regan, who in Mayor Alan Arakawa’s absence has been “acting mayor.”

The statement is a notso-gentle reminder that we truly live in an Age of Terror, when it’s incumbent on all of us to remain prepared at all times to face a whole manner of dangers.

My sensitivity on this issue springs in part from reading a magnificent 2008 essay by Eula Biss in the Believer Magazine this weekend. Titled “No-Man’sLand,” the essay is largely an examination of the great 19th century American writer Laura Ingalls Wilder (author of Little House on the Prairie) and the terribly racist paranoia that infected the “pioneers” around her. But it also makes clear that we hardly live in more relaxed times today.

“One of the paradoxes of our time is that the War on Terror has served mainly to reinforce a collective belief that maintaining the right amount of fear and suspicion will earn one safety,” Biss wrote. “Fear is promoted by the government as a kind of policy. Fear is accepted, even among the best-educated people in this country, even among the professors with whom I work, as a kind of intelligence. And inspiring fear in others is often seen as neighborly and kindly, instead of being regarded as what my cousin recognized it for—a violence.”

We delude ourselves if we think Donald Trump’s campaign for president–built of nothing but a white man’s fear of women, foreigners, non-whites and intellectuals–is the only expression of this fear. Back in the early 1990s, when I was studying political science at college, it became quite clear that the totality of American foreign policy has always been an expression of terror–a way to control the population here through fear of Native Americans, Mexicans, communists, Arabs, etc.

This trickles down to the local level. Governments of all sizes know instinctively that

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function in our state is harming an entire community. Maui lives matter!”

You know what’s terrifying? Varde’s implication that hospitals should be run like dictatorships, in which all employees should work quietly and never do anything (like organize) to ensure that a new public-private partnership doesn’t chew up the labor guarantees they’ve previously worked under.

Look, I’m not saying that we should just ignore hurricanes and potential hospital cuts. But part of being a good citizen means rationally prioritizing threats and dangers. It means questioning whether it’s even possible for a person to “remain vigilant always” and whether it’s fair and just to calling union negotiations a threat to our very lives. Fear may be pervasive in American society, but that doesn’t mean we have to surrender to it. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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MEDB BENEFIT DINNER ADVANCES STEM EDUCATION Maui Economic Development Board’s Ke Alahele Education Fund Benefit Dinner and Auction grossed $331,800 to advance STEM education in Maui County. The event, held Aug. 20 at the Fairmont Kea Lani, celebrated the Fund’s 10th year with 550 attendees including U.S. Senators Mazie Hirono and Brian Schatz, Lieutenant Governor Shan Tsutsui and Mayor Alan Arakawa.

The event also featured presentations by the 2016 Daniel K. Inouye Innovation Award winners. MEDB President and CEO Jeanne Skog said the MEDB Board of Directors established the Inouye Award in 2013 in honor of the late senator who did so much to inspire youth and provide STEM opportunities.

Jennifer Goto-Sabas, director of the Daniel K. Inouye Institute Fund, said the annual award was created to inspire students in their STEM pursuits in innovation and technology–and to encourage them to focus on community while working to make life better for Maui County citizens.

The criteria for the award is the innovative use of technology to make a difference,

Estimates are that her device is 1/42 of the price (which is about $200 to compared to $11,000 for today’s technology costs) and requires half the maintenance of the current system. Haase will receive $2,000 to further her scientific research and educational pursuits and Molokai High School will receive $3,300 for improvements to their STEMworks lab.

“Working on my project, I now know how to do basic computer programming, how electronics work, and I have a bit more confidence going into my second year of this project as it enters the deployable stage,” said Haase. “Long-term, I want to work with students in the classrooms, show them how to program a Raspberry Pi, how to build a pH sensor, how they can monitor ocean acidification and contribute their information to further scientific studies.”

Maya Ooki and Jett Bolusan won third place for their Maui Bugpedia project. This MEDB STEMworks internship team–2016 King Kekaulike High graduate Ooki and Maui High senior Bolusan–worked over the summer to support HC&S’s transition plans for the sugar lands. Working with Mae Nakahata of HC&S, Ooki and Bulosan researched and created a comprehensive list of pests on Maui lands and compiled them into a “Wikipedia-like” website to help not only HC&S plan for new crops, but to be a tool for all Maui farmers. Ooki and Bolusan will each receive $1,000 to expand their STEM education, and Ooki’s teacher Emily Haines Swatek of King Kekaulike High School and Bolusan’s teacher Keith Imada of Maui High School will each receive $1,700 for improvements to their respective STEMworks labs.

“One of the main things I gained from our Maui Bugpedia project was working with local employees from HC&S, Monsanto and UH Maui College’s agriculture department,” said Bolusan. “I believe if we are to create something, it should have practical use that benefits everyone rather than just a small group.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The Maui Ocean Center unveiled its new nonprofit initiative, the Maui Ocean Center Marine Institute (MOCMI), this week at the International Union of Conservation for Nature World Conservation Congress event on Oahu. Maui Ocean Center recognizes the environmental challenges brought upon by global climate change as well as the need for additional, actionable conservation measures, it announced at the IUCN. As a nonprofit organization, the Institute will have access to the resources needed to address the substantial challenges facing marine environments and sea creatures today.

Through strong collaborative relationships with state, federal and private organizations, the Institute will focus its efforts on the preservation of rare and endemic Hawaiian corals.

MOCMI also will work to rehabilitate threatened and endangered sea turtles, and provide outreach and education in marine sciences.

MOCMI’s purpose is founded on those three pillars: establishing a program that rehabilitates and releases rescued threatened and endangered sea turtles; creating and maintain a facility that will serve as a repository for rare and endemic Hawaiian corals; and providing educational opportunities at all levels to inspire individuals to pursue careers in marine sciences.

MOCMI will utilize Maui Ocean Center’s existing facilities to create a rehabilitation center where injured or sick sea turtles will have sufficient time and medical care to recover and be released back to the ocean. The team of Maui Ocean Center marine biologists, who have experience in sea turtle husbandry, will share their skills, knowledge, and expertise with MOCMI’s future team of marine biologists to expand the level of care available for turtles on the island of Maui.

MOCMI will provide a safe haven for rare and endemic Hawaiian corals by creating a “coral bank” where these corals can be propagated and grown with the goal of being transplanted back to the ocean. MOCMI will benefit from the experience and expertise that Maui Ocean Center has gained through

its collaboration with the state Division of Aquatic Resources in housing and studying rare and endemic Hawaiian corals.

Also, with the donated use of Maui Ocean Center’s Wet Lab, MOCMI will have access to the necessary infrastructure to protect and propagate these corals until a permanent facility can be established.

MOCMI educational efforts range from teaching preschoolers to love and appreciate the ocean and its creatures to contributing to a student’s pursuit of a career in the marine sciences. The new institute also will provide increased internship opportunities to those wanting to pursue a career in marine sciences.

Maui Ocean Center delegates will be present at IUCN through Sept. 10. The public is invited to visit the joint Maui Ocean Center and MOCMI booth to learn more about the past, present and future educational and conservation initiatives.

according to Leslie Wilkins, MEDB’s Vice President and director of their STEM education to workforce initiatives. “Students select an issue in their community that interests them. Then, by using sophisticated technology and/or by inventing their own tools, they create a real solution to address the community challenge,” Wilkins said.

The first place Inouye Innovation Award went to Jasmine and Keona ConroyHumphrey for their Lanai Fire Hydrant Collection project. The sisters, both juniors at Lanai High School, used the training they received and the Geospatial (GIS) software in their MEDB STEMworks lab to locate, load in the collector app, and create an updated map of where fire hydrants are located on Lanai. The electronic map helps the Lanai Water Company and the firefighters geolocate the fire hydrants in a timely manner which will help to make Lanai a safer place. The Conroy-Humphrey sisters will each receive $3,000 in technology education tools of their choice and the Lanai High School STEMworks lab will receive $3,300.

Plus, their project is being used by the Maui County Fire Department.

Jasmine Conroy-Humphrey pointed out the wonderful opportunity the award and STEM programs are for all, especially young women. “I think STEM offers a great opportunity for everyone, especially because in the past it was mostly men in the science, technology and engineering fields,” said Jasmine Conroy-Humphrey. “Today, STEM gives us all an equal chance no matter who we are or where we come from. It also gives us an opportunity to do what we love and inspires us to be the best that they can be.”

The second place award went to Evelyn Haase for developing a pH sensor using a Raspberry Pi to monitor ocean acidification. Haase, a sophomore at Molokai High, invented a pH sensor that can measure accurate data detecting the tiniest changes to the ocean pH due to environmental fluctuations. Not only does it improve accuracy, but is offers a huge cost savings compared to the current systems available to marine scientists.

Jasmine and Keona Conroy-Humphrey from Lanai High School won first place.

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SHREWD TOURISM CAMPAIGNS Since Bulgaria, on Romania’s southern border, lies close to Romania’s iconic Transylvania region, Bulgarian tourism officials have begun marketing their own vampire tourism industry–stepped up following a 2014 archaeological find of a 4th-century “graveyard” of adolescents with iron stakes through their chests. And the new tourism minister of Thailand is threatening to close down the lucrative sex business in Bangkok and Pattaya, even with the country still rallying from a 2014 near-recession. Ms. Kobkarn Wattanavrangkul insisted that visitors are not interested in “such a thing [as sex]” but come for Thailand’s “beautiful” culture.

PAID TO GO AWAY Sports Illustrated noted in May that some universities are still paying out millions of dollars to failed coaches who had managed to secure

big contracts in more optimistic times. Notre Dame’s largest athletic payout in 2014 was the $2.05 million to ex-football coach Charlie Weis– five years after he had been fired. That ended Weis’s Notre Dame contract (which paid him $15 million post-dismissal), but he is still drawing several million dollars from the University of Kansas despite having been let go there, also.

THE CONTINUING CRISIS A year-long, nationwide investigation by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (reporting in May) found more than 2,400 doctors penalized for sexually abusing their patients–with state medical boards ultimately allowing more than half to continue practicing medicine. Some doctors, a reporter noted, are among “the most prolific sex offenders in the country,” with “hundreds” of victims. And District Judge Joseph Boeckmann (in Arkansas’s rural Cross County) resigned in May after the state Judicial Discipline committee found as many as 4,500 nude or semi-nude photos of young men who had been before Boeckmann in court. (Some were naked, being paddled by Boeckmann, who trolled for victims by writing young men notes offering a “community service” option).

FOR GOOD MEASURE Rhys Holman pleaded guilty to a firearms charge in Melbourne, Australia, in July for shooting 53 bullets into his brother’s Xbox. (The brother had urinated on Holman’s car.) And Mauricio Morales-Caceres, 24, was sentenced to life in prison by a Montgomery County, Maryland, judge in July following his April conviction for fatally stabbing a “friend” 89 times.

REDNECK CHRONICLES Knoxville, Tennessee, firefighters were called to a home in July when a woman tried to barbecue brisket in her bathroom–and, in addition to losing control of the flame, melted her fiberglass bathtub. Firefighters limited the damage–by turning on the shower. And one day earlier, in Union, South Carolina, a 33-year-old woman called police to her home, claiming that she had fallen asleep on her couch with her “upper plate” in her mouth, but that when she awoke, it was gone and that she suspects a teeth-napping intruder.

HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE DRUNK The owner of the Howl At The Moon Bar in Gold Coast, Australia, released surveillance video of a July break-in (later inspiring the perpetrator to turn himself in), according to the Brisbane Times. The man is seen trying to enter the locked bar at 3am, then tossing a beer keg at a glass door three times, finally creating a hole large enough to climb through, acrobatically, and fall to the floor (lit cigarette remaining firmly between his lips).

Once inside, he stood at the bar, apparently waiting for someone to take his order. When no one came, he meekly left through the same door. The owner said nothing was taken, and nothing else was damaged. ■

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latter is a more intimate affair–just guitar.

I like the sound. I was using a guitar from Maui’s own luthier genius, Steve Grimes.

MT: Where did the inspiration come from for your most recent album?

LC: It was a joy to make Barefoot Man: Sanpaku. When I was in Indonesia earlier this year I met an old friend, drummer Lee Pearson, and we did some jamming. It was good, so I decided to fly him to Orlando

MT: How do you keep up this level of energy and production? What’s the next album?

LC: Well, artists need to have energy in order to create, I believe. I enjoy what I do so if I get tired in the process it’s a “good” tired. As far as my next album, I think it will be another Eleventh House record–we made a “comeback” album in Florida in January but it hasn’t been released yet. But if we don’t do another Eleventh House project I would consider a simple guitar plus vocals

LC: War and Peace. I composed this in two weeks in 2010. It was inspired by my Japanese Buddhist mentor who recommended reading Tolstoy. The World Premier was in Slovenia in 2014.

MT: Do you have any other operas planned?

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LARRY CORYELL: Among my favorites that I’ve done over the years are Spaces and Private Concert. The former was with John McLaughlin, Chick Corea, Billy Cobham, etc. and it sold over 250,000 copies. The

MT: You created an opera. What was it about?

LC: Well, obviously, artists are pacifists mostly. None of my fellow jazzers are members of the NRA (that I know of).

Realistically, thinking I can touch peoples’ hearts through my concept of “peace through music” is probably a stretch–the evil in the world is pretty well firmly ensconced. However, I think we have to try anyway. There’s always a chance that we can influence an individual to take a good self-look and undergo a positive changeof-heart. But as I said, it’s still a stretch. The ultimate moral of War and Peace is unconditional forgiveness, but how many of us have achieved that?

arry Coryell is one of the musicians Martinez-Burgemeier is bringing out for this year’s festival. My first experience listening to Coryell was on YouTube, where the digital world has amassed videos of the last 60 years of his legendary fusion style, as well as a smattering of jazz guitar lessons, interviews and advice to upcoming musicians. I caught a bit of precious time with Coryell between his filming a video and booking appearances all over the world. He says he’s excited about coming to Maui and is looking forward to sharing his jazz soul with paradise.

MAUITIME: You’ve been releasing albums pretty steadily for the last five decades. Do you have any favorite albums in your discography?

etc. Theoretically, a good foundation to achieve harmony within a band. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but we stay with the name because people identify with the great music we played in the ‘70s.

MT: Were you making a statement about peace?

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azz has a mind of its own. The same song means something different to everyone who hears it. When I ask people about jazz, they often react with passionate love or clear disdain.

But I feel like you haven’t really experienced jazz it until you see it live, and there’s no better way to do that than by attending the Maui Jazz and Blues Festival. Now in its sixth year, the festival is the county’s preeminent jazz experience.

Through the years, festival founder Ken Martinez-Burgemeier has become a kind of curator of my jazz and blues experiences.

“Jazz Alley TV is the longest running jazz, blues and world music TV series in the world, It’s been on for 25 years,” says Martinez-Burgemeier. “I’ve travelled to over 40 countries, filming music festivals for my show and I’ve gotten to know a lot of musicians on my travels over the last 25 years. My TV show airs in 80 countries and I’ve made relationships with musicians all over the planet. It’s cultivated into bringing them to the South Pacific to share their talents with our community.”

Martinez-Burgemeier’s Jazz Alley TV airs every Saturday at 9pm on KIKU TV. He also partners with KITV 4 ABC and they air many of his world premieres. The show also has viewers all over the world because it airs on the Voice of America network.

“The Jazz Alley TV series has been incredible for me,” he says. “I have won the Billboard Music Awards twice for TV Series, and I have Emmy award winning production on this show as well. This is my home, and after seeing these wonderful music festivals all over the world, I realized we just don’t have anything like it. That’s why I create these music festivals with the musicians.”

For additional information on the festival, go to Mauijazzandbluesfestival.com.

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on his days off with Chris Botti and we did the record in two days. I also had John Lee (Eleventh House) on bass, the wonderful pianist Lynne Ariel and Orlando’s own Dan Jordan, a multi-reed virtuoso. I enjoyed composing for this project; we also added a composition by Dizzy Gillespie, “Manteca.” Anyway, I Iike the album. I hope others will like it as well.

collaboration, asking my wife Tracey (who is a pop singer) to sing jazz standards.

MT: What is Eleventh House?

LC: Eleventh House comes from astrology.

Everyone’s chart has “houses” (aspects of one’s self) and the Eleventh House is the house of friends, hopes, dreams, aspirations,

LC: I have a new one, Anna Karenina coming up in May 2017. After Anna Karenina, my next opera will be Ulysses by James Joyce. Joyce is more like a jazz musician than most authors, in my opinion (he was an amateur jazz guitarist). Plus, Ulysses is tricky. Fortunately I obtained from one of his family members while in Ireland a “companion book” telling how to read the original, i.e., what he means (or may mean), who’s important in terms of characters and why. I wouldn’t go through the trouble except my initial musical ideas in the early going of the so-called “story” seem to be effective, so I will soldier on, slowly extracting content from the book and converting it to music. For me, Joyce is someone to be studied, rather than read.

MT: You’ve done a lot of guitar instruction on YouTube and writing books. Is teaching important to you?

LC: Teaching is important to me because I always learn more than the students; going back to basics and revisiting them at my current age is very revealing. I just did a new video a few days ago where I intentionally demonstrated only ideas relevant to the pupil’s personal creative process. In other words, I worked solely with blues– simple blues at first, and then more complex blues and the single note phrases that go with the more complex blues forms.

In a more general sense, because of my Continued on page 13

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MT: How has moving into a digital age of music affected you as a musician?

LC: What do you think? I mean, really, the traditional model of the music business from the ‘60s and ‘70s has been shattered.

The nerds took over–trivializing the talent of gifted individuals–and now we can find anything on YouTube whether the artist or artists want to allow that or not. This is our reality-everybody has a smartphone.

Everyone in the world. All I can think of is, based on history, things will change. They always change. Let’s hope that whatever change is around the bend will make it easier for younger musicians to establish themselves–get their records heard, and, ultimately get them on stages where they deserve to be playing.

MT: How did guitar become your instrument of choice?

LC: I switched from piano to guitar as a young man because I just couldn’t help myself. I was drawn to it–my karma. Interestingly, the more “guitar” I learned, the less “music” I was playing so I had to listen exclusively to pianists, horn players, drummers, etc. for a while to get new ideas. One of my early mentors, Gabor Szabo, said to me, “the music comes first, the instrument comes second.”

MT: What kinds of guitars do you prefer?

LC: Well, basically, it should not matter what model guitar one plays to a certain extent because one’s sound is really in one’s hands. I’ve also learned that I pretty much sound the same no matter what guitar I’m playing. That’s why I’m bringing a custom electric guitar by Cabell Fearn–an expatriate

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years of experience, any book that I write that is not straight how-to instruction will be more of a “memoir” that talks about great artists from whom I have learned. Some of these artists are Dizzy Gillespie, John Coltrane, Miles Davis and Thelonius Monk.

That’s only a few. I’ve also learned a lot (second-hand, of course) from DeBussey, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, Hindemith and Stravinsky.

living in Germany–to Maui. It’s a kind of Telecaster look-alike. For acoustic, I’ve been playing a Martin the company made for me, but it’s too hard to play. What I think I will do is to bring my Steve Grimes model (he made it for me a while back), which is broken, and have him fix it. Hopefully it won’t be too difficult. Steve is the guy–he’s got an astonishing talent to build instruments that players who like to go beyond three chords want to play. I haven’t seen my friend Steve in a spell and I hope we can hook up in the short time available in Maui. Historically speaking, I also like my 1967 GibsonSuper-400. That guitar has a lot of soul now.

It’s simply too fragile to travel.

MT: What do you see as the future of jazz?

LC: Ask one hundred people that and you get a hundred different answers. Jazz does have a future, and it’s good–just listen to what Javon and I are going to do when we get there. For me, it’s the chemistry among certain players that ultimately causes the good sparks to fly. Having said that, please remember that I’ve been lucky to work mostly with players who share the same “values” of the music–good time (rhythm), good harmonic structure, listen to what the band is doing. Also: don’t play anything too obvious (try and get lost if you can) and do it with soul plus swing your tail off. And please, please, play some melodies–jazz is esoteric but not impenetrable. Please realize that jazz will live and live and live because the good players will come along. It’s our shared positive universal karma that ensures that artistic magic.

And that particular creative brilliance can only be in America’s original art form. Just look at the new players coming up–Christian McBride, Kurt Rosenwinkel, Lage Lund, Joey Alexander, Joey deFrancesco, Lee Pearson, Obert Davis. The list goes on.

Nothin’ to worry about!

MT: What are some highlights on your upcoming Maui appearance?

LC: I’ve been to Maui before, don’t remember too much except that it was beautiful and I liked it. It’s been too long, and I’m eager to return. All I recall is that it’s a stun-

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ningly beautiful island and the people I met there were terrific. I truly hope I can connect with Steve Grimes. In terms of what I want the people to come away with vis-a-vis our performance; anytime I hook up with Javon Jackson, it’s a good hookup–they will walk away happy. Some of my friends are also performing, like Joe Louis Walker. Great guy, great artist. I hope to see him as well.

FESTIVAL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS DUKE’S MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL SNEAK PEEK KICK OFF - Thu. Sep 8. Jazz Alley TV Duo with Benny Uyetake and sax master Rock Hendricks with Grammy and Blues Music Hall of Fame Jazz and Blues winners Joe Louis Walker, Cajun Zydeco with Wayne Toups, Steve Riley and Wilson Savoy of Court Bouillon, Grammy nominated saxophonist Javon Jackson, New Orleans Grammy winner Delfeayo Marsalis on Trombone and trumpet player Gabriel Mark Hasselbach. 5pm.

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the first place I’m doing pizza like this. I just want to do it 100 percent right.”

Sale Pepe is expanding, taking over another sliver of space next door. They will be opening a new lunch service in November.

“Lunch is going to be a small menu,” says Michele. “It will be two pasta dishes, one with meat. Two salads, two sandwiches.

We are going to do a pizzetta–an eightinch pizza. It’s so much better than getting a slice. It will make such a difference. For about $6, it’s like about the same as getting two slices but so much fresher. I haven’t seen this even in New York, so I’m really excited. I think people are going to love it.”

“We hope to open November 1st,” says Qiana. “I think we can stay in the $6 to $12 range. With one super special that is $15. But we want to stay in a really accessible price point. I feel like there’s a whole market of people we haven’t touched yet.

We want to touch them.”

Sale Pepe is also joining FEAST Hawaii popups later in September, and has also started catering. Michele says they are branching out but staying with what they know.

“We will always keep the basic Italian,” says Michele. “We never get out of our authentic, classic Italian. We stick to that. There are a lot of Americans that expect the Fettucine Alfredo, chicken parm. They almost get scared of our menu sometimes because there is no Chicken Parmesan. But that’s not us. We will never have Alfredo sauce or parmesan like that.”

“We are being brave everyday,” says Qiana. “Even the wine list being all Italian can be scary. We have to explain what is going to be close to a California chard or cabernet. There’s a lot of education that has to happen, in an accessible way.”

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ale Pepe is unassuming from the outside, but when you walk through their front doors, you enter Lahaina’s authentic corner of Italy, created by Michele and Qiana Di Bari. Nestled between a retail clothing shop and Maui Sugar Shop (a gluten-free bakery), the Di Bari’s have breathed new life into a space that served Lahaina for decades as a KFC. “It was a big jump for us,” says Michele, who is the chef and runs the back of the house. “It was scary. We were used to New York. We had been in the business so many years. Things weren’t easy but we knew what we had in New York. We had a lot of connections already. To come over here, totally out of our comfort zone. We needed a lot of faith.”

At the time they had a restaurant called Va Beh in Brooklyn. They also came from two big families, and did not want a big wedding.

“We have a big family,” says Qiana, who manages the front of the house. “I’m the oldest of five, Michele is the youngest of seven. When it was time to get married we didn’t want any part of that. We eloped at the Ritz in Kapalua. We thought how bad could it be? We had never been to Maui before that. We fell in love with Maui. We couldn’t stop thinking about it. We just kept coming back every six months. When our daughter was about two and half we thought it was time.”

Qiana says she was phasing out of her career in the music industry, focusing on the family and their business. The couple was finding it hard to keep family first in the urban environment. They were dreaming more and more of a life and a restaurant on Maui.

“That’s why we came,” says Michele. “We couldn’t take any more of the cold, the craziness and the people. It was getting too much.

Every time we came for vacation we came up with a plan to get here. It started as a 10-year plan, then it changed to five, then four. The last time we came in January in the middle of winter and it was like there is no way we can make it five more years. We looked on Craigslist and found an apartment. The day before we were planning to leave we got an apartment in Lahaina. The five-year plan turned into the five-week plan.”

They thought they would take some time off but then stumbled across the space that they felt had enough potential for them to play with their ideas.

“This is different from Va Beh because this is a more expanded version of what that was,” says Qiana. “Va Beh was very small, even smaller than this! It sat 25 with the bar.

We did some fresh pasta, but not all fresh pasta like we do here. We didn’t change the menu every day like we do here. Sale Pepe is more what we wished for when we would come here to visit. A neighborhood place that we could come to two or three times a week. High quality food, low price point.

That’s what we were after. It wasn’t part of our plan to open a restaurant immediately.

We thought we would stay here for a year and take a break, focus on our daughter. But then we found this place and we thought it’s just off the beaten path enough where we can experiment and try something different and see what happens. If it fails, it fails, but let’s see what happens here. We took a leap!

And we are still leaping in a lot of ways.”

The small restaurant has quickly gained a big reputation as the spot to get phenomenal Italian food. On any given night, it’s crowded with eager diners, both visitors and locals, ready to try Michele’s handmade pasta and pizza, imported Italian cheese, meats and wine.

“Our number one seller, is Michele’s Kale and Sausage dish, it’s never left the

menu,” says Qiana. “It’s always been there.

That was a broccoli rabe dish originally, and it had to change because we couldn’t find the broccoli rabe here. Kale became the green. That is how Maui affects us. We are limited but also anything is possible. A lot of his references have to be adjusted to what’s available.”

Michele says his strategy is to keep everything simple and basic, the way he would do it at home in Italy.

“Italian cuisine is simple,” says Michele.

“We go simple. We use the best ingredients.

We just want to do basic, simple Italian food. We don’t want anything fancy. We use local ingredients. We use the best Italian products, 100 percent. Italian flour, olive oil, cheeses, prosciutto we import from Italy. We make the pizza with fresh mozzarella.

We get the mozzarella every week fresh.

It’s very hard to do. Nobody does that here.

When I cook here, I’m thinking about my mom–I’m not thinking about a fancy dish.

There are no tweezers in our kitchen. That is what is simple and basic Italian cuisine.”

Despite the simplicity, the dishes come to you in a complex symphony of herbs, tomatoes, cheeses and semolina that play out on the palate. Michele is also a bit of a pizza intellectual.

“He went to the oldest pizza-making school and learned how to make really amazing pizza before we opened,” says Qiana.”

The pizza is fantastic. Michele says the secret to the dough is in its aging.

“It’s very healthy,” says Michele. “Our pasta is water and semolina flour. There’s nothing else. We only serve fresh pasta. Our pizza dough raises for three days. We have a strong semolina flour that can take the raising. So it’s finished raising before it’s served. When you eat this pizza you feel great, it’s nice and light.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, SEPT. 8 SOMOS OHANA FUNDRAISER – SOMOS Ohana Nicaragua is holding a fundraiser at Cafe Mambo. All are encouraged to support this nonprofit that needs funds to continue building La Carreta School in northwest Nicaragua. The evening’s events will include a sale of Nicaraguan crafts and great opportunities to meet the organization’s volunteers. A percentage of food sales and 100 percent of the craft sales will go directly to the organization’s construction efforts. 3pm-Closing. Cafe Mambo Maui, (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/SomosOhanaNicaragua

FRIDAY, SEPT. 9

KIDS EAT FREE AT IHOP – The kids are back in school and IHOP in Kahului is celebrating by offering a “Kids Eat Free” promotion from now until Sept. 25. The promotion is available for as many kids as possible as long as there is one adult ordering an adult entree per child present. That’s pretty easy to understand, right? 4-10pm.

IHOP, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-4000; Ihopmaui. com. Photo by Farida Waquar courtesy of Wills Communications

SATURDAY, SEPT. 10

FLAT JACKSON - Flat Jackson took a break from performing, but now they’re back and ready to tear the roof off Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon. Look forward to high energy, stringed instruments, powerful vocals and a jammin’ good time with Russell, Steve, Christina, Jonas and Aaron. 21+. $5. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com; Flatjackson.com.

Photo: Shooting Stars Photography

OLIVE OIL COOKING CLASS – If you’re a Maui foodie, you won’t want to miss the Olive Oil Cooking Class at Sugar Beach Events. Chef Lee will teach students the history and wonders of olive oil, and the best ways to use it in cooking. Once the instruction part of the class is over, guests can enjoy tasting their creations while sipping on pairings. Please wear closed-toes shoes. $95. 5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com. Photo: Jules:stonesoup/flickr

SATURDAY, SA S AT TU U RD R DAY, SEPT SEPT. 10 GO BLUE GOLF TOURNAMENT – The Go Blue! Golf Tournament happens at tthe Wailea Golf Resort. Proceeds will benefit the Pacific Cancer Foundat Foundation. While raising awareness and supporting a great cause, you and your golfing buddies can enjoy some competitive fun. There will also be an awards ceremony and dozens of prizes. Sponsorship opportunities are still aavailable. $500 per team of 3. 7:30am. Wailea Golf Club, (100 Wailea Ike Dr.); 808-875-7450; PacificCancerFoundation.org.

Pho Photo: Flickr/MattTrostle

KU MAI KA HULA COMPETITION – The Ku Mai Ka Hula Competition will take place at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). There will be solo and group performances with male and female competitors from Hawaii, the Mainland U.S. and Japan. Attendees will see kahiko (traditional) and auana (modern) hula performances judged by renowned kumu hula. Bring your family, friends and keiki to enjoy this incredible Hawaiian culture event in Maui. $25. 1pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org.

Photo: Marsha Aguon

SATURDAY, SEPT. 10 SATURDAY, SEPT SA ANNUAL HO‘OULO – The second annual Ho‘oulo will take place at the Princess Nahienaena Elementary School in Lahaina. All funds raised at this community event will support West Maui’s Hawaiian Language Immersion Program.

Bring your family and friends for live entertainment, food vendors, local Maui arts and crafts vendors, a silent auction, a keiki fun zone and more. $7. 10am. Princess Nahienaena Elementary School, (816 Niheu St., Lahaina); 808-6624020; k12.hi.us/~nahienae. Photo of kids in Hawaii courtesy of Flickr/U.S.DepartmentoftheInteriors

WEST MAUI DISASTER PREPAREDNESS EXPO – There’s a West Maui Disaster Preparedness Expo at Lahaina Cannery Mall. With the hurricanes in our recent past, this expo will offer a great refresher on how to prepare for a natural disaster. The public is invited to learn basic safety skills for an emergency. In addition, there will be educational displays, exhibitions, speakers and prize drawings.

Free. 9am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com.

Photo: Lois Whitney

SATURDAY, SEPT. 10 KOKUA FOR KUPUNA – Hale Makua Health Services’ annual Kokua For Kupuna event takes place at the Sheraton Maui Resort. This year, they celebrate the foundation’s 70-year heritage of caring for Maui’s elders.

Funds raised will provide financial assistance for frail elderly and disabled individuals who are unable to pay for their nursing home fees. There will be live music by Makaha Sons, a traditional luau feast, refreshments, a silent auction and door prizes. $40-140. 5pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Halemakua.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/HaleMakua

ZEN ARCHERY WORKSHOP – A Zen Archery Workshop will be take place at the Lahaina Jodo Mission from Saturday, Sept. 10 to Sunday, Sept.

11. This is a great opportunity for those interested in learning more about Japanese culture on Maui. The workshop will be taught by 88-year old archery instructor Bodhi Hanna Kistner, who will be joined by Rick Jyozen Beal from the Nanka Kyudo Kai Zendo in Pasadena, California. $70 for single day, $130 for both days. 9am. Lahaina Jodo Mission, (12 Ala Moana St., Lahaina); 808-572-3520; lahainajodomission.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Bodhi.H.Kistner

SATURDAY, SEPT. 10 MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL – The main event of the sixth annual Maui Jazz and Blues Festival will take place at the Royal Lahaina Resort. There you can see Joe Louis Walker, Larry Coryell, Delfeayo Marsalis, The Band Courtbouillon, Wayne Toups, Steve Riley, Wilson Savoy, Javon Jackson and so many more. This will be a Maui night dedicated to jazz stars, chef preparations and enticing libations. General admission is $50, VIP is $100. VIP tables for 10 is $1,000. 5-9pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-669-5200; Mauijazzandbluesfestival.com. Photo: Darris Hurst

HOLOHOLO BOOKMOBILE GRAND OPENING – The anxiously awaited grand opening of the Holoholo Bookmobile will happen at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center.

Maui Friends of Library board member Richard Buckley will host the ceremony, Rev. Alapaki Terry will perform the blessing and Dorothy Tolliver and John Tryggestad will speak. There will also be live Hawaiian steel guitar music

by Joel Katz and more entertainment by Uncle Wayne and the Howling Dog Band. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Mfol.org. Image courtesy Barbara Trecker

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SUNDAY, SEPT. 11 SPYRO GYRA – Spyro Gyra will play the MACC. The group has sold more than 10-million albums during their 40-year career and has won many Grammy awards. They’re returning to Hawaii on tour to promote their newest album, The Best of the Heads Up Years. $50-80. 6pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

COUNTY COUNCIL CANDIDATE FORUM – The Maui Native ive ne Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce (MNHCoC) invites everyone ui to attend their County Council Candidate Forum at the Maui ed Tropical Plantation. There will be a talk story session with retired es Judge Boyd Mossman (pictured here) about current local issues and needs, a menu provided by Ho‘apili Ane and a no-host bar. $25 ical for members/ $30 for non-members. 5:30pm. Maui Tropical 622; Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Waikapu); 855-364-6622; Mnhcoc.org. Photo courtesy of MNHCoC

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Sci-Fi, Animated Maui and the Return of Mel Gibson Our annual fall movie preview

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he fall movie season, with its acclaimed film festival favorites and prestige Oscar candidates, is looking like a nice alternative to 2016’s Bummer Summer. To misquote a classic Christopher Walken SNL sketch, if the past movie summer was a cowbell, the fall season of cinema is the aspirin. Here’s the best of the lot that isn’t a sequel, prequel, CGI cartoon, remake, or comic book movie.

Yes, I want to see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and Doctor Strange but here are a dozen titles you haven’t heard of that might (gasp) be even better.

MR. CHURCH (Sept. 16) The Gist: Eddie Murphy stars as a cook who bonds with a father-less family over the course of decades.

Why It Could Rock: Murphy’s first dramatic turn is reportedly excellent.

On the other hand: It’s directed by Bruce Beresford, who made the acclaimed but divisive Driving Miss Daisy. Will this one also be accused of being condescending and overly sentimental?

VOYAGE OF TIME (Oct. 7) The Gist: Visionary filmmaker Terrence Malick’s years-in-the-making documentary about the state of the universe.

Why It Could Rock: Malick, my favorite living filmmaker, has oodles of mind-blowing imagery, both natural and CGI-created, to convey the wonders of the galaxy. Brad Pitt narrates the 40-minute IMAX version and Cate Blanchett narrates the 90-minute regular version, both in theaters simultaneously.

On the Other Hand: It’s a documentary about science and our place in the cosmos. Any chance it will play on Maui?

HACKSAW RIDGE (Nov. 4) The Gist: The stunning true story of a World War II soldier (Andrew Garfield) who was a conscientious objector but still managed to save 75 people during the battle of Okinawa.

Why It Could Rock: The story is a jawdropper and the trailer is stirring.

On the Other Hand: It’s directed by Mel Gibson. That may pose a problem for some viewers.

BILLY LYNN’S LONG HALF TIME WALK (Nov. 11) The Gist: An adaptation of Ben Fountain’s novel about a celebrated soldier (debut actor Joe Lyman) haunted by his past.

Why It Could Rock: This prestigious drama co-stars Kristen Stewart and, in serious turns, Vin Diesel and Steve Martin (!). Director Ang Lee shot it in 120

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frames per second, making the imagery crystal clear.

On the Other Hand: Since the majority of movie theaters aren’t equipped to project 120 frames per second, most of the population won’t see it that way.

ARRIVAL (Nov. 11) The Gist: Amy Adams plays a language expert assigned to make contact with an alien spacecraft.

Why It Could Rock: From Denis Villeneuve, the visionary director of Prisoners, Enemy and the upcoming Blade Runner sequel and cast to perfection, this is a rare sci-fi spectacle that has a lot on its mind.

On the Other Hand: It may be too much of a “thinker.” Even worse, a bunch of online smarty-parts may rant how it’s not scientifically feasible...

Relax, kids, it’s a movie.

RULES DON’T APPLY (Nov. 23) The Gist: The romance between an actress (Lily Collins) and a limo driver (Alden Ehrenreich) is met with disdain by her boss, Howard Hughes (Warren Beatty).

Why It Could Rock: Beatty wrote and directed this long rumored, made-insecret passion project, his first since Bulworth. Ehrenreich, who plays young Han Solo next, is the next big thing.

On the Other Hand: Will young people care enough about Beatty or Hughes to go?

MOANA (Nov. 23) The Gist: The long-planned Disney CGI animated comedy about Hawaii has arrived.

Why It Could Rock: Four words– Dwayne Johnson plays Maui!

On the Other Hand: Controversy has already struck over the character designs.

Is Moana this year’s Aloha?

LA LA LAND (Dec. 2) The Gist: Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone star in this contemporary musical from Damien Chazelle, the director of Whiplash.

Why It Could Rock: Early word is strong (even Tom Hanks loves it!) and Crazy Stupid Love demonstrated how red hot the Gosling/Stone chemistry is.

On the Other Hand: Gangster Squad showed us how a bad movie can eclipse the Gosling/Stone chemistry.

FENCES (Dec. 16) The Gist: Denzel Washington directs and stars in this adaptation of August Wilson’s Pulitzer Prize winning play.

Why It Could Rock: Den-zel! Den-zel!

With its timely subject matter about race relations, expect this and not The Birth of a Nation to be a powerhouse conversation starter with audiences.

On the Other Hand: Wait, it’s opening against Star Wars? Denzel, no!

PATRIOT’S DAY (Dec. 21) The Gist: Mark Wahlberg stars in this

depiction of the manhunt for the Boston marathon bomber.

Why It Could Rock: The story of a community bonding after a dreadful tragedy resonates deeply and the cast is exceptional: John Goodman, Michelle Monaghan, Kevin Bacon and J.K. Simmons co-star. When director Peter Berg is in his element, he makes Lone Survivor.

On the Other Hand: Berg also made Battleship and Hancock, neither of which worked out.

PASSENGERS (Dec. 21) The Gist: Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence play astronauts who fall in love during a lengthy space voyage.

Why It Could Rock: Pratt is on a roll, Lawrence is a good match for the charismatic Starlord and it’s from Morten Tyldum, the director of The Imitation Game . The sci-fi movie Renaissance continues.

On the Other Hand: If the love story doesn’t work and the leads lack chemistry, the CGI will have to carry it.

SILENCE (Christmas) The Gist: Martin Scorsese’s epic drama about 17th century Jesuit priests working in Japan.

Why It Could Rock: Liam Neeson, Andrew Garfield and Adam Driver star in Scorsese’s years-in-the-making passion project.

On the Other Hand: It’s over three hours long and, as of right now, has no release date nailed down. Fingers crossed. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

Disappointments Room-R- 2D FRI (12:00 2:30

Bad Moms -R- 2D THU (12:10 2:00 5:00) 6:50

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

5:00) 7:30 9:50, SAT-SUN (12:00 2:30) 5:00 7:30 9:50, MON-TUE (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 9:50, WED (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:35 9:50, THU (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 9:50.

The Wild Life-PG- 2D FRI (3:10 5:30) 8:00, SAT-SUN (3:10) 5:30 8:00, MON-THU (3:10 5:30) 8:00. 3D FRI-THU (12:10) 10:30.

When The Bough Breaks- PG13- 2D FRI (12:20 2:10 3:50) 7:40 9:10, SAT-SUN (12:20 2:10) 3:50 7:40 9:10, MON-THU (12:20 2:10 3:50) 7:40 9:10.

Morgan-R- 2D THU (12:30 2:50 5:10) 7:30 9:50. FRI-THU 10:20.

Mechanic Resurrection-R-2D THU (12:00 2:40 5:00) 7:30 10:00. FRI (12:50 3:10 5:30) 7:50 10:10, SAT-SUN (12:50 3:10) 5:30 7:50 10:10, MON-WED (12:50 3:10 5:30) 7:50 10:10, THU (12:50 3:10 5:30) 10:10.

Ben-Hur- PG13- 2D THU (1:40 4:40) 6:40, 3D THU (11:50) 9:40. FRI (12:00 4:50) 9:40, SAT-SUN (12:00) 4:50 9:40, MON-THU (12:00 4:50) 9:40.

Kubo And The Two Strings- PG- 2D THU (2:20 4:40) 7:00, 3D THU (12:00) 9:30. FRI (2:20 4:40) 7:00, SAT-SUN (2:20) 4:40 7:00, MONTHU (2:20 4:40) 7:00. 3D FRI-THU (12:00) 9:20.

War Dogs-R- 2D THU (11:30 2:30 4:20) 7:20 9:10. FRI (1:10 5:00) 6:30 9:00, SAT-SUN (1:10) 5:00 6:30 9:00, MON-TUE (1:10 5:00) 6:30 9:00, WED (1:10 5:00), THU (1:10 5:00) 6:30 9:00.

Sausage Party-R- 2D THU (11:30 2:30 4:30) 7:20 9:20. FRI (12:20 2:40 5:10) 7:30 10:00, SAT-SUN (12:20 2:40) 5:10 7:30 10:00, MON (12:20 2:40 5:10) 7:30 10:00, TUE (12:20 2:40) 10:00, WED (12:20 2:40 5:10) 7:30 10:20, THU (12:20 2:40 5:10) 7:30 10:00.

10:00. FRI (12:40 3:00 5:20) 7:40 10:00, SATSUN (12:40 3:00) 5:20 7:40 10:00, MON-THU (12:40 3:00 5:20) 7:40 10:00.

Jason Bourne-PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:10 4:30) 9:40. FRI-TUE (2:30) 7:20, WED (2:30) 7:40, THU (2:30).

The Secret Life of Pets - PG- 2D THU (11:40 2:00 4:20) 7:00. FRI (12:00 2:20 4:40) 6:50, SAT-SUN (12:00 2:20) 4:40 6:50, MON-THU (12:00 2:20 4:40) 6:50.

Southside With You-PG13- 2D THU (11:30 1:50 4:10) 6:50.

Florence Foster Jenkins-PG13- 2D THU (11:30 1:50).

Nerve -PG13- 2D THU (11:50 2:10 4:50) 7:10.

Star Trek Beyond- PG13- 2D THU (4:10) 6:40.

Hell Or High Water- R- 2D THU 11:20 2:00 4:30 7:15. FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:15 9:35, SUN-THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:15.

When The Bough Breaks- PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:10 4:35 7:00 9:25, SUN-THU 11:45 2:10 4:35 7:00.

The Light Between Oceans - PG13- 2D THU 10:30 1:20 4:15 5:25 7:00 8:10. FRI-SAT 11:00 1:50 4:45 7:35 10:20, SUN-THU 11:00 1:50 4:45 7:35.

Suicide Squad- PG13- 2D THU 11:15 2:15 5:00 7:45. FRI-SAT 11:15 2:15 5:00 7:45 10:25, SUN-THU 11:15 2:15 5:00 7:45.

Pete’s Dragon-PG- 2D THU 11:15 2:00 4:45 7:25. FRI-SAT 11:45 2:30 5:00 7:25 9:40, SUNTHU 11:45 2:30 5:00 7:25.

Don’t Breathe-R- 2D THU 11:00 1:10 3:30 5:40 7:50. FRI-SAT 11:00 1:10 3:30 5:40 7:50 10:00, SUN-THU 11:00 1:10 3:30 5:40 7:50.

Hands of Stone-R- 2D THU 10:30 3:10.

Finding Dory-PG- THU 12:55.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Snowden-NR- WED 7:30.

The Insanity Of God- NR- TUE 7:00.

Sully-PG13- 2D THU 7:20, FRI (12:00 12:30

2:10 3:00 4:50 5:30) 7:20 8:00 9:50 10:20, SATSUN (12:00 12:30 2:10 3:00) 4:50 5:30 7:20 8:00 9:50 10:20, MON-THU (12:00 12:30 2:10 3:00 4:50 5:30) 7:20 8:00 9:50 10:20.

NEW THIS WEEK THE DISAPPOINTMENTS ROOM - R - Drama/Horror - A mother and her young son let loose all manner of horrors in their attic. Stars Kate Beckinsale and Lucas Till. 92 min.

SNOWDEN LIVE - R - An exclusive look at the new biopic Snowden, which includes a live interview between NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden and director Oliver Stone. 185 min.

SULLY - PG13 - Drama/Biography - Pilot Chesley Sullenberger (Tom Hanks) somehow saves all of his passengers and crew after ditching his airliner in the Hudson River. Directed by Clint Eastwood. 96 min.

WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS - PG13 - Drama/ Horror - A couple’s surrogate mom becomes obsessed with the soon-to-be father. Stars Morris Chestnut, Regina Hall and Romany Malco. 107 min.

THE WILD LIFE - PG - Animation/Adventure - The story of Robinson Crusoe, as told by a parrot. 90 min.

NOW PLAYING BAD MOMS - R - Comedy - Three over-worked mothers go nuts after reaching their breaking points. Stars Mila Kunis, Kathryn Hahn and Kristen Bell. 101 min.

BEN-HUR - PG13 - Adventure/Drama - Story of how a Roman prince falsely accused of treason by his adopted brother sought his revenge. 124 min.

Two brothers hatch a dangerous scheme in a plot to save their Texas ranch. Stars Dale Dickey, Ben Foster and Chris Pine. 102 min.

THE INSANITY OF GOD - NR - Documentary The story of a couple from rural Kentucky who travel to Somalia to do missionary work, only to find misery and catastrophe. Running time unknown.

JASON BOURNE - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Matt Damon returns as ex-CIA assassin Jason Bourne in the first Bourne film since that Bourne-less Bourne film The Bourne Legacy. 123 min.

KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS - PG - Animation/Adventure - A young boy must find the magical suit of armor worn by his late father in order to destroy a dangerous spirit. 101 min.

THE LIGHT BETWEEN OCEANS - PG13 Drama/Romance - A lighthouse keeper and his wife raise a baby they find in a rowboat. 132 min.

MECHANIC: RESURRECTION - R - Crime/ Thriller - Arthur Bishop needs to carry out three impossible assassinations in order to save the life of the woman he loves. Stars Jason Statham and Jessica Alba. 99 min.

MORGAN - R - Drama/Horror - A corporate stooge has to decide whether to destroy a synthetic human being. 92 min.

PETE’S DRAGON - PG - Adventure/Family Disney’s story of Pete and his best friend Elliot, who is also a dragon. 102 min.

DON’T BREATHE - R - Horror/Thriller - A bunch of dumb friends break into a wealthy blind guy’s house, then discover he’s a serial killer. 88 min.

THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS - PG - Animation/ Family - Max the terrier likes to hold parties when his people are away, but when Duke the stray moves into the house, everything goes haywire. 90 min.

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sausage searches for the meaning of life. Stars Kristen Wiig, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. 89 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS DEMYSTIFYING THE KUAHU - Thu. Sep 8. The 2016 Ku Mai Ka Hula competition weekend begins with this special presentation. It’s an intimate conversation with Maui kumu hula about what the kuahu means to them personally and to their halau hula. How is it celebrated or honored today?

How do they maintain its significance today? Participants include Kumu Hula Napua Greig, Kumu Hula Kamaka Kukona, Kumu Hula Kapono‘ai Molitau, and Kumu Hula Pueo Pata. $15. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri. Sep 9. Stroll Front Street and take in the restaurants, galleries and merchants. Friday night in Lahaina is always Art Night, so check out the beautiful galleries as the sun sets. 4:30pm. Lahaina Second Friday, (Front Street, Lahaina); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL KICKOFF EVENING - Fri. Sep 9. Four Seasons present four venues of an evening of the Maui Jazz and Blues.

King Kekaulike High School Band “June Skies” will perform at the Front Lobby from 5:30-6:30pm.

Grammy Jazz and Blues Festival Legends perform live with an amazing dinner prepared by Chef Craig Dryhurst at the resorts Duo Restaurant from 6-9pm. Jazz Alley TV Duo with Benny Uyetake and Sax Master Rock Hendricks perform live at Ferarro’s Bar e Ristorante from 6-9pm, and Sax Master John Zangrando and Gene Argel perform live in the Lobby Lounge from 7-11pm. 5:30pm.

Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com/maui BATTLE OF THE BANDS COMPETITION ENTRY - Sat. Sep 10. Studio Twenty Three (AKA Da Bunker) presents Battle of the Bands. There will be four venues for the battles, the winners of each battle will enter a final battle. Each band gets 20 minutes to perform and the winners get recording time in the studio and cash prizes. 9pm. Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-570-0220; Casanovamaui.com KOKUA FOR KUPUNA - Sat. Sep 10. Kokua For Kupuna is Hale Makua Health Services’ annual fundraiser. This year they’re celebrating 70 years of caring. The event will feature the Makaha Sons. Funds raised will give financial assistance to frail elderly and disabled individuals who are unable to afford the cost of a nursing home. Ticket cost is $140 per person which includes a traditional luau feast (including two drinks), silent auction and door prizes. 5pm.

Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL HANA HOU - Tue. Sep 13. An intimate evening of blues with Grammy winning guitarist Joe Louis Walker and Na Hoku Winner Benny Uyetake. Chef Ben Diamond will serve a three-course organic gardento-table meal. BYOB, limited to 40 guests. Call or go online for reservations. $125. 6pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will

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entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. E Hele mai (come)! Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the islands’ culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Sep 8. Willie K captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. y Call for $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. g K amehameha Golf reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha ani Hwy., Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani 3; Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii.

Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Ele vis impersonator in the m. world. $60-110. 7:30pm. ront Maui Theatre, (878 Front 7900; St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha.

Pre-show dinner package at Sea House Restaurant. Advance purchase required. $37.99.

7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com; Slackkeyshow.com

a 16-ounce cut of herb-crusted, oven roasted prime rib of beef, garlic mashed potatoes and Upcountry vegetables. Finish dinner on a sweet note with a slice of macadamia nut cheesecake. $55. 5:30pm. Black Rock Lounge at Sheraton Maui, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-921-4600; Sheraton-maui.com/dining/blackrock

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Join in celebration as Chef Isaac Bancaco and his talented culinary team–Chef de Cuisines Ritchard Cariaga and Mi Jin Kang–recreate their coveted dishes that are served at the James Beard House in New York City. Savor every last bite while adoring the expansive views, live music, carefully crafted cocktails, and ambience in the luxury oceanfront villa. $150. 6pm. Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com

DUKE’S MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL SNEAK PEEK KICK OFF! - Thu. Sep 8. Check out the Jazz Alley TV Duo with Benny Uyetake, Rock Hendricks, Joe Louis Walker, Cajun Zydeco with Wayne Toups, Steve Riley and Wilson Savoy of Court Bouillon,Javon Jackson and more. 5pm.

Duke’s Beach House, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com HALI‘IMAILE KAMA‘AINA SUMMER SPECIAL - Wed. Sep 7 - Thu. Sep 8. Monday-Friday Kama‘aina who buy one dessert will get one free with purchase of lunch entree from 11am-2:30pm.

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COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Sep 10. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com POWER UP COMEDY WITH CHINO LAFORGE - Tue. Sep 13. Stand-up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage. 5:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Tue. Sep 13. High-Energy Comedy and Magic Show! Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Trick at Mulligan’s. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Sep 14. Bring your family to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki–their miniature horses, Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical production with horses that tell the story of the Hawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opportunity to take pictures and brush the minis. There will be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments.

Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW - Wed. Sep 14. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over 20 years. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com; Foureverfabshow.com/maui.htm GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Sep 14. Enjoy Hawaii’s Renaissance man, Grammy Award-winner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert with Hawaii’s music legends at the Aloha Pavilion. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, Peter

HALE KU‘AI OPEN M MARKET - Thu. Sep 8.

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KINGS VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Sep 8. Maui’s winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. The tour includes a visit to Old Jail, tasting smallproduction single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 2:30pm. Maui Wine Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Sep 8.

Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $50. 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree OCEAN’S PRIME RIB DINNER - Thu. Sep 8. Feast in this exclusive combo entree of 100 percent Angus Beef masterfully roasted by our chefs. This dish is exquisitely paired with Caesar Salad and your choice of two sides followed by our house-made Ali’i Kula Lavender Cheesecake. $39-45. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool ALOHA FRIDAY SUNSET GRILL NIGHT - Fri. Sep 9. Join resorts Hana Hou Bar for a Sunset Grill with live island music, craft beverages and local plate special. Chef David Viviano will showcase signature dishes including Grilled Local Ahi Sandwich with Asian slaw, Surf and Turf Cobb Salad with petite filet mignon and jumbo prawns and mixed plates such as Huli Huli Chicken with sticky rice. 5pm. Hana Hou Bar at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com BLACKROCK’S PRIME RIB FEAST - Fri. Sep 9. Start off your three-course meal with Hawaiian-style seafood chowder before indulging in

VFW FUNDRAISER - Sat. Sep 10. This all-youcan-eat pancake breakfast includes: Eggs, Sausage, Fruit, Juice and Coffee. Cost is $7 for Adults and $5 for children under 10 years. Also featuring the Annual VFW Auxiliary Rummage and Bake Sale. All proceed go to the Post #3850 building fund. 7am. VFW Maui, (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-875-1761; Vfwmaui.com ROYAL LAHAINA’S JAZZFEST BREAKFAST BUFFET - Sun. Sep 11. Enjoy a breakfast buffet with live jazz and blues. 10am. Royal Lahaina Resort, (Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-669-5200; Royallahainaresort.com FOUR SEASONS JAZZFEST BRUNCH - Sun. Sep 11. While brunching, enjoy a live jazz performance with the Jazz Alley TV Trio (Joie Taylor, Javon Jackson and Gabriel Hasselbach) and more from the Maui Jazz and Blues Festival. 11am. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com/maui CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Sep 11. Featuring an enhanced a la carte menu created by Executive Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation.

7am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Sep 11. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Sep 11. Here’s an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager, Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites by Sous Chef Alvin Savelia. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Sep 11.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com HALI‘IMAILE PRIME RIB SUNDAY - Sun. Sep 11. Sundays enjoy a three-course Prix Fixe succulent, fresh-roasted Prime Rib of Beef Dinner for $38. Also available a la carte. Not valid with any other discount or promotion (valid until Dec. 18). 5:30pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd.); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Sep 14. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with

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oceanfront dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com OCEAN’S CRAB FEST - Wed. Sep 14. All-youcan-eat buffet includes Seasonal Crab Legs with drawn butter and lemon, Fried Chicken, Maui Corn, Garlic Bread, Caesar Salad and Potato Salad. Top it off with a pineapple cobbler for dessert. $46 per adult, $23 per child, free for children under 3. Reservations required. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 14. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new luau dinner show, Huaka’I–Journey through Polynesia. The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and luau buffet. The hula performances are beautiful, and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE HAWAII NATIONAL PARKS 2016 CENTENNIAL JURIED EXHIBITION - Thu. Sep 8. This unique exhibition will highlight an appreciation for the skills and creativity of artists and the essence of Hawaii’s National Parks. Artists were asked to submit new work inspired by Hawaii parks and monuments that conveys their personal interpretation of environmental, ecological, cultural and political ideas. Free. 10am.

Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Fri. Sep 9. Lee Olulani Plevney’s artistic practices engage the Hawaiian Islands, its landscapes, sea life, animals and people as she explores her heritage through clay.

11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Sep 9. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit their gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com

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DIANE SNOEY APPLER - Fri. Sep 9. Diane Snoey Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. 11pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com HERMINE HARMAN - Sat. Sep 10. Hermine Harman will offer a brief art piece performance. Light refreshments will be served. 5pm. Bootzie Gallery, (3660 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-495-4161; Facebook.com/bootziegallerymaui LUANA KAMA - Tue. Sep 13. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper.

Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

POLITICAL EVENTS TALK STORY WITH TULSI’S TEAM - Thu. Sep 8.

Do you need help with a federal agency from Congressional Rep. Tulsi Gabbard? Or do you have something to discuss with her? Her Maui Community Outreach Liaison, Katie McMillan, will be in Wailuku to offer assistance. Free. 2pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-541-1986; Gabbard.house.gov

TICKETS ON SALE SERGIO MENDEZ - Thu. Sep 15. One of the most successful Brazilian artists of all time, Sergio Mendes, is coming to Maui. Mendes recorded more than 35 albums, many of which went gold or platinum, and he’s a three-time Grammy Award winner.

Tickets are $35, $55, $75 and a limited number of $125 premium seats, plus applicable fees. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org CHEF’S TABLE LATIN INFLUENCE TASTING MENU EXPERIENCE - Fri. Sep 16. If you’re looking for a classy dining experience, head to UH Maui College’s student-run restaurant. Taste small portions of everything on the menu plus special chef’s surprises. Regular seating is $35-45 and Chef’s Table is $75, due to a limited availability reservations are required. 11:30am. Leis Family Class Act Restaurant, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact

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SUBLIME WITH ROME - Fri. Sep 16. Ray Jr and Tantriq Entertainment present legendary ska punk reggae band SUBLIME with ROME for its biggest Hawaii show to date. Known for classic alternative hits like “What I Got,” “Santeria,” “Wherever You Go” and the current hit “Sirens,” the trio is ready to rock Hawaii. Supporting acts are Eli-Mac and Manalion.

5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org TRIBUTE TO GLADYS COELHO BAISA DINNER EVENT - Thu. Sep 22. Southside Boxing Club of Maui Inc. (SSBC) will be hosting a “Tribute to Gladys Coelho Baisa” dinner event in the hotels Elleair Rainbow Ballroom. During the event, Councilmember Baisa will be honored for her outstanding leadership both as a member of the Maui County Council and as Past Executive Director of Maui Economic Opportunity.

Amazing entertainment and roasting by Maui’s celebrities and a surprise guest will follow. $75. 5:30pm.

Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net ZEPTEMBER VII - Sat. Sep 24. A tribute to one of the greatest rock bands of all time, a stellar cast of Maui musicians will perform the iconic music of Led Zeppelin. $35-45. 4pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY FUR BALL 2016: PAWS VEGAS! - Sat. Sep 24. This year’s premier gala event of the year “Paws Vegas” will include a prime rib buffet dinner (veggie options available), nohost bar, dancing, silent and live auction and play time in their “Paws Vegas” casino. All proceeds from event support the Maui Humane Society. Individual tickets are $125 and $1,250 for a table of 10. Go online to purchase tickets. 5:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Mauihumanesociety.org THIRD ANNUAL WORLD’S BEST OCEAN COCKTAIL SHOWDOWN - Sat. Sep 24. Two Maui and four Mainland contestants will pair with a celebrity chef and local nonprofit organization to form six teams. Each chef will create a dish paired with the finalist cocktail. Guests and a panel of judges will vote on their favorite cocktail and the best food pairing, the winning cocktail recipe will be named World’s Best OCEAN Cocktail. The winning cocktail will be featured on the Shera-

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ton’s beverage menus for a year. $60-105. 6pm.

Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com WARPED - Sat. Sep 24 - Sun. Sep 25. For one night, the time is yours to bend and warp. AUDACIOUS events and media bring three times the sound and three times the DJs and VJs. Featuring two video mapped stages, time warps, tribal fire performances, three stages of sound and much more. First 300 through the door enter a 3D treasure hunt. Close toe shoes REQUIRED. Flashlight and a drinking container recommended. $2030. 9pm. Maui Paintball, (814 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Olawalu); 808-866-7034; Mauipaintball.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 IMPROVE YOUR PUBLIC SPEAKING SKILLS - Thu. Sep 8. Come to a Toastmasters evening.

Free for visitors. Membership available. Free. 6pm.

Kapalua Adventure Center, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-866-4986; Toastmasters.org RECLAIMING THE SOUL AFTER TRAUMA - Thu. Sep 8. Victoria McGee, MA, presents an interactive workshop for those suffering from the effects of trauma, or struggling to heal PTSD. The workshop will focus on supporting your healing process with techniques for finding your faith and reclaiming your soul. Free. 7pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220.

LET’S SEE A MOVIE TOGETHER - Thu. Sep 8. If you spend $100 or more at any of QKC merchants in one day, bring your receipt(s) to the Guest Service Desk. You’ll receive a free movie ticket. During the month of September only.

Free. 9:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Sep 8.

Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Rick Glencross

Guest Performers

Guest Performers

Robbie Ray Jazz

MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

DJ Blast

John Grover Band

Brandt Quick, 8pm

MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Jasmine Rice, 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Fantabulous Friday’s LGBTQ w/ DJ Shea Butter Boom

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5-8pm

TUE- Neto, 5:30pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Far West, 6-9pm

DJ Mark Farina, 10pm

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike, no cover

Mimosa and Bloody Mary Bar, 8:30am

MON-Nestor Ugale 6pm, WED- Open Mic/Karaoke 9pm-close

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

TBA

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

TBA

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON- Football, TUE-Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm & Willie K Dinner Show 6:30-8:30pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)

Salsa Night & Hot Fridays w/ DJ Mike

DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

Juke Box, 10pm

MON-Juke Box, 10pm, TUE- Mellow Sounds w/DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

PARADISE GRILL

2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 662-3700

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 MALAMA MAUI NUI’S PROGRAM SUPPORT DAY - Fri. Sep 9. Every second Saturday of the month is dedicated to foster volunteer support in the maintenance of their programs, such as the Household Batteries Recycling and Paint Exchange programs. 8am. Malama Maui Nui Baseyard, (E Camp 5 Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2524; MalamaMauiNui.org

Hana Hongwanji (Hana Hwy., Hana); 808-2488888; Facebook.com/hanahongwanji/info ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Sep 10. Here’s an educational tour of their permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Sep 9. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour.

Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Sep 10. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $ $10. 11am.

Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile 2642; Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com

QKC AND KPOA PRESENT KAMA’AINA NIGHTS - Fri. Sep 9. A locally grown Hawaiian concert series with Sista Val, featuring Hawaiian entertainment. 6pm.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat..

Sep 10. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali’i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); n808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

ALOHA FRIDAY AT HULA GRILL - Fri. Sep 9.

Enjoy a full day of Aloha with complementary ukulele lessons led and live music by Derick Sebastian, hula shows hosted by Ma‘a and live music with Kawika Lum Ho and Roy Kato with hula by Auntie Jan. Local style food specials will also be available. 9:30am. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 EXSTATIC HEART A HEART DANCE EXPERIENCE - Sat. Sep 10. The dance-floor is a talk-, drug- and alcohol-free space to connect through movement and expression. Please bring your own water. $15. 11am. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com BOOK SIGNING WITH FRAN SPEAKE - Sat. Sep 10. Meet author Fran Speake and purchase a signed copy of her inspirational autobiography, Daughter of the King: Finally Free. This is a true story about surviving horrific bondage; demonstrating how to take that difficult step into humility to find peace. 2pm. Barnes and Noble, (325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-662-1300; Barnesandnoble.com HANA BUDDHIST TEMPLE OBON FESTIVAL - Sat. Sep 10. This Buddhist-Confucian custom has evolved into a family reunion holiday during which people return to ancestral family places and visit and clean their ancestors’ graves, and when the spirits of ancestors are supposed to revisit the household altars. It has been celebrated in Japan for more than 500 years and traditionally includes a dance, known as Bon-Odori. 5pm.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon. Sep 12.

Mon and Wed. The historical botanical tour showcases the horticultural artistry of Haiku Mill, for an experience that is educational and unforgettable. The tour take guests around Haiku Mill property, where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. Group and Kama‘aina rates available. $18. 2pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com DTH BINGO NIGHT - Mon. Sep 12. Bingo Night is com coming to Down the Hatch, hosted by Tayner and amazing prizes though thoughtfully thrifted by Iwa Hartman man. Free. 8:30pm. Down the Ha Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 8 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

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S SALSA DANCE CLASS Mon. Sep 12. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance C Classes with Demian and L Lasensua, singles and couple we welcome.

Beginners class starts 6 with Intermediate class to at 6pm follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, c $15 per couple.

6pm. Makawao Union (144 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); Church, (1445 Ma 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Sep 11. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free.

9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com HULA BY HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Sep 11. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hula

by Hui! Lanakila on the mall center stage. Free.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com LIGHTS OF HOPE 2016 - Sun. Sep 11. The Addict’s Mom announced their nationwide campaign, Lights of Hope, 2016. They will be honoring and supporting those whose lives have been shattered by addiction and remembering those lost. Candles will burn bright as beacons of hope for the 22.7 million Americans addicted to drugs.

6:30pm. Trinity Episcopal Church By-the-Sea, (100 Kulanihakoi St., Kihei); 808-879-0161; Trinitybts.org

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS Tue. Sep 13. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for Survivors, Teens, and Children every Tuesday.

Please call for more information and/or to register.

Registration is required. 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-8776888; Childandfamilyservices.org

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Sep 14. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride.

Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:308:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat,

Daniel Querubin 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:308:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:3010:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Da Ukulele Boys 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Fri, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Sat, Paul Johnson 2-5pm; Sun, Paul Johnson 2-5pm; Mon, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Tue, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HARD ROCK CAFE - Tue, Evan Shulman 7-10pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/maui HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Kaniala Masoe 6-9pm; Sun, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Kulewa 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com

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PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku - 243-9351

JAPENGO - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Wed, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sat, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Wed, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Nino Toscano 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:308:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:309:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHIS - Thu, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl 5-7pm; Sat, Steve Grimes and Gang 5-7pm; Tue, Tori Dixon and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB AND GRILL - Thu, Far West 6-9pm; Mon, Nestor and Kale 7-10pm; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua

Pool Tournament ($10) & Jukebox Jangles

MON-Free Bingo 7pm, TUE-Taco Tuesday, Free Pool, WED- Miss Kalai & DJ Stylz 9pm

Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ LX10pm

Viva La Rumba 4pm, Kanoa, 10pm

MON - Kanoa 4pm & DJ Big Mike SIN 10pm, TUE - Steve Mantelli 4-6pm, DJ Salvo, WEDNatalie Nicole 4pm, & Wildcard, 10pm

Just Us, no cover

Danny Estacado, no cover

Mary & Mimosa ,SIN w/ Stacey 9pm-close

MON-Martini Monday, TUE- $2 Tuesday w/ free pool, WED- Karaoke & free pool, 6pm

Jerry Caires Jr. Band, $4 cover, 8-12pm

FREE Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Brant Quick 6pm

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

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Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Jamie Gallo, 4pm, DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini & Ynot, 10pm

Margarita Thursdays w/ Lady Dlishz FREE Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

Capt Dan, 6:30-8:30pm

TUE- Power Up Comedy Tour 9pm,

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$3 Thursdays

Ladies Night, 10pm

City & Country Band, 10pm

Free Karaoke & Drink Specials

TUE- Free Karaoke & Drink Specials, WED- Dinner Music 6-8pm

PAU HUAKA‘I TIKI BAR - Fri, Josh Sumibcay 5-8pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; (180 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-1000; Kaanapalibeach.hyatt.com PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Paul Johnson 3-6pm; (200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-9600; PineappleGrillMaui.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 6-9pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com SANGRITA GRILL AND CANTINA - Thu, Live Flamenco Music by Indio and Avi 6:30-8:30pm; (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6000; Sangritagrill.com SEA HOUSE - Thu, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Fri, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com

Wed, Damien Awai 5-8pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com

Wed, Local Live Music 5-8pm; (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; Alehouse.net

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Dat Guyz 1-3pm; Thu, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Thu, Mike Finkiewicz and Craig Soderberg 7-9pm; Fri, Stay Easy 1-3pm; Fri, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Nako’oka 7-9pm; Sat, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Kanoa and Ryan 1-3pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Joshua Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Louis and Lewis 1-3pm; Wed, An Den Duo Damien Awai and Brian Haia 1-3pm; Wed, Alika Nako‘oka 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret Roback 7-9pm; (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com

KING KAMEHAMEHA GOLF CLUB - Thu, Willie K and the Warehouse Blues Band 6:30-10pm; Mon, Martini and Jazz 6:30-9:30pm; (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Sun, The Celtic Tigers 7-9:30pm; Mon, Ron Kuala‘au 6:308:30pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:15-6:15pm; Wed, Willie K 6:30-8:30pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

CAFE MAMBO MAUI - Tue, Brant Quick 4-8pm; (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com

CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:308:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990.

OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Fri, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sat, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sun, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Mon, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Tue, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Wed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-868-3247; Ohanaseafoodgrill.com

DIAMOND’S ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 7-7pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com

PITA PARADISE - Sat, David Wolf 5:30-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 6:30-9pm; (34 Wailea Gateway Center); 808-879-7177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Wed, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Sun, Kanoa 10-10pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Steve Mantelli 4-6pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 4-6pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com

WHALERS VILLAGE - Thu, The Benoits 7-8pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com

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KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB - Wed, Maui Blues 8-8pm; (36 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-875-7711; Facebook.com/Kahales808/ KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Thu, Jim Spector 5:307:30pm; Fri, Sierra and Sal 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Neto Peraza 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Island Soul Dance Party 5-8pm; Tue, Neto Peraza 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Jim Spector 5:30-7:30pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

PACIFIC’O RESTAURANT - Fri, Vincente Cacal 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com

LUANA LOUNGE - Thu, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Fri, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Sat, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Sun, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Mon, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Tue, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Wed, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Live Music 6-9pm; Tue, Live Music 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pailolo

MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - Thu, Yum Yum Beast 5-8pm; Fri, Lewis and Louis 4-7pm; Sat, Rowdy Love 5-8pm; Sun, Bristol Dunlap 5-7pm; Mon, Johnny Ringo 5-8pm; Tue, Elaine Ryan 5-7pm;

OCEAN POOL BAR AND GRILL - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool

Sassy Saturdays w/ Misha, free pool

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WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Fri, Aloha Friday Music Jam 11:30am-2:30pm; (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DE AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm; (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323; Cdamaui.com

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Virgos either think too much or do too much. Usually, you come to the conclusion early on in life that doing is less dangerous and more useful than thinking, so you tend to focus primarily on that, keeping yourself more busy than any two non-Virgos you know. And thinking has certainly become no less dangerous now than it’s ever been. But it might nevertheless be useful.

I’m not talking about the kind of detailed over-analysis you’ve engaged in before; however an objective hourlong logical strip-down of the situation could get you further than whole days of mad sprinting ever could.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

What’s the secret of your success? Always living a balanced, moderate lifestyle and being nice to people? No freaking way. Virtually everything admirable, fascinating, or inspiring you’ve done has been during the journeys back to the center from various extremes. Your life may be about creating balance, but don’t get too good at it; you’ll bore even yourself, not to mention the rest of us. The process matters more than the result. Loosen the reins a little. Let your life slide off the rails; it’s when you’re working to get it back–to generate order from chaos–that you’ll learn (and do) the most.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You’ve got a metaphorical hard-on that just won’t quit. You can’t go to the doctor for this spiritual Viagra overdose, though. What to do about it? Your eagerness (and ability) to perform is obvious to everyone nearby, so subtlety is sort of out of the question. Raising your hand to volunteer would be redundant (and just imagine the humiliation if you weren’t chosen).

Here’s what you do: Step up to the plate before anyone else has a chance to. Announce that you’ll be doing the job at hand unless someone else thinks they can do it better. No one will take on that light saber duel, so your embarrassment is (mostly) averted and you’re on to the task you’re so obviously cut out to do.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

If you’re flush with ideas, a blank canvas feels like a promise. When you’re less than inspired, though, it’s more like a prison sentence. The universe isn’t exerting much pressure on you at the moment; you’re sort of faced with your life as blank page. What will you do with all that creative freedom? Whether the prospect fills you with dread or excitement, I can only guess. However, I hope you don’t waste this time paralyzed by indecision fueled by the absence or superfluity of ideas. Your respite from just reacting to what happens won’t last long, so quit stalling. Get out there and experiment, now.

ocean. I’m going for some kind of metaphor here; you dive just as deep as those beautiful beasts. Although sudden transitions back to the real world from those dark depths probably won’t kill you, it’s still brutal. Your life has to have room for the unavoidable surface stuff as well as all the profound explorations your soul craves; you know this, and have done your best to fit both in.

But you’ll be a lot happier–especially this week–if you can factor in something else you haven’t considered: transition times from one extreme to the other.

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While one of those you love can’t exactly put their stamp of approval on what you’re up to, they also can’t stop you. Screw them, right? Their opinion doesn’t really matter does it? Does it? All these other folk are egging you on, but you can’t shake the idea that this naysayer might have a point. It’s not necessarily a happy or popular point, but it may still be valid. It’s a sign of maturity when you learn to listen to smart people say things you don’t like; will your desires stand up to that kind of scrutiny and questioning, or crumble like the immature whims they’re accused of being?

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Something I love about you is your secret pursuit of quirky private goals. For instance, your recent attempt to make the lightest, flakiest scones around, or to read the dictionary, cover-to-cover, in your spare time, or to drive home using the brakes as little as safely possible. These whimsical objectives are adorable; why hide them? Keeping hush-hush about them is starting to look a bit shady to those not in the know. Why allow suspicion to fester around something so essentially harmless and cute? Come clean about your idiosyncrasies. Ironically, that’ll lead to you having more time and space to pursue them.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Your credibility’s shaky right now. I know that’s not fair, because a couple of your recent flake-outs were truly unavoidable and had nothing to do with you.

But still–you’ve bagged on more things than you’ve come through on during the past couple weeks.

Therefore you have to be really careful right now to try to improve your batting average: Absolutely don’t say things you don’t mean, or make even casual, offhand promises you can’t keep. It’s not fair for anyone to write you off on the basis of life’s recent out-ofcontrol events. But they don’t really know you, and suspect you might be a big flake. You’ve got one chance left to prove them wrong. Don’t blow it.

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In the UK, they weigh each other using the unit “stone,” which automatically makes everything sound terribly heavy to Americans. It reminds me of all the kinds of semantic angles you’re propagating right now. They’re completely accurate, but they present the facts in such a way that people get entirely the wrong impression. So you’re putting a spin on something. Big deal. That’s what you do. What I don’t get is: why are you spinning things to make yourself look so crap? Is it your old habits of self-sabotage kicking in? Whatever the reason, cut that shit out, stat.

You’re trying to squeeze yourself into a space that’s just too small. Okay, maybe it would be big enough if you were more fluid and could assume any shape, which is how you got the idea that you might be able to fit. But please, give it up; it’s not going to happen. No matter how much weight you lose or how many limbs you bend backwards in an attempt to conform to the shape of the space provided, in the end you’ll never be able to squash your whole self inside. Spare yourself the discomfort and possible injury by giving up now. Either the box you’re supposed to cram yourself into has got to expand and change, or you’ve got to walk away.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Why are you sometimes so lame about keeping in touch with distant friends? I can’t believe someone with a brain as big as yours could be subject to the old “out of sight, out of mind” cliché. So what’s up? Do you really think they’ve moved on, just because they’ve moved away? Or are you just lazy? I’m pretty sure it’s the latter, and while I don’t want to shame you–we’ve all been lame about this shit at times–I do want to give you a good kick in the ass. Don’t put it off longer; this is a good week to efficiently and richly communicate with all those buddies you no longer get to see.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Even whales can suffer the bends-incapacitation following a too-rapid ascent from the pressure of deep

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

It may seem as if you’re being opposed–that someone is actively working to thwart you in one of your most important goals. But please look closer. It’s true their methods are not yours. They do look, on the surface, as if they’re intended to screw you up. Maybe, in some cases, that is the intention. But the effect is the same– what’s going on will actually help you out. Either your opponents are so clumsy in their attempts to foil you that they’ll make things easier for you, or they’re secretly on your side and just working in a phenomenally different manner. Stop fighting them. Let them do their thing, since it is, ultimately, your thing.

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