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On Feb. 22, Civil Beat reported that one Maui County legislator was one of 151 state officials who accepted a subsidized junket to Turkey from a Turkish opposition group. Who was the legislator?

A. Sen. Roz Baker B. Sen. J. Kalani English C. Sen. Gil Keith-Agaran D. Rep. Joe Souki E. Rep. Kyle Yamashita

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salary, which is $46,000/year (to say nothing of the average private sector salary in Maui County, which is a mere $35,000/year). These numbers attest to the power of organized labor for fire and law enforcement–easily the most powerful unions in a state that’s already more than friendly to organized labor.

“We can’t reform anything because of union power,” Greenhut told the crowd.

“Unions also make it impossible to get rid of bad actors.”

To the delight of the crowd, Greenhut also told a favorite story of mine.

Years ago, Greenhut had written a column denouncing firefighters for getting paid “to sleep” on the job. Soon after, a fire union official called up Greenhut and demanded a correction, saying firefighters were paid “while sleeping,” not “to sleep.” Greenhut said he happily complied.

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ATTACK OF THE PUBLIC EMPLOYEES!

At the Maui Country Club, he mostly spoke about California’s experience with public employee pensions and benefits (a subject he’s written about for some years) but did sprinkle a few items in about Hawaii. Unlike Republicans, who freely denounce unions that represent workers in education, healthcare and the service industry but give fire and police whatever their unions ask for, libertarians like Greenhut go after all organized labor.

“I love public employees,” Greenhut said at the start of his talk. “But it’s a question of balance, affordability and fairness.”

In terms of average salaries, it’s important to remember that all public employees aren’t created equal. At the top of the pyramid sit firefighters and police officers. According to Keli‘i Akina, Ph.D–the president and CEO of the Grassroot Institute, who introduced Greenhut–the average firefighter salary in Maui County is $85,000/ year, while the average Maui Police officer salary tops $72,000/year. These number stand in stark contrast to the average Maui County public employee

Speaking of cops, it looks like Maui Police Department got to arrest someone inside of prison last week. And not just anyone, but convicted murderer Steven Capobianco.

“Yesterday, at approximately 6:45 p.m. a male inmate at the Maui

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In case you were wondering, some of Maui’s richest and most powerful landowners and developers had lunch together on the afternoon of Friday, Feb. 24. Peter Martin, Charlie Jencks, Everett Dowling–they were all there at the Maui Country Club in Spreckelsville, eating turkey and ham sandwiches with green salad and listening with rapt attention to one of my former editors denounce public employee salaries and pensions.

Flown out by the Grassroot Institute of Hawaii, writer and columnist Steven Greenhut gave the few dozen people in the room a lunch they’ll remember.

“County public employees in the state of Hawaii make among the highest wages in the nation, even after adjusted for Hawaii’s high cost of living,” stated the notice announcing the talk. “Steven Greenhut is the author of Plunder!

How public employee unions are raiding treasuries, controlling our lives and bankrupting the nation. He will open the books on police and fire departments across the country, and show that the problems of pension spiking, overtime, and Cadillac benefits are also happening in Hawaii.”

Greenhut is the Western Region Director for the R Street Institute, a columnist for the Orange County Register and a true libertarian. In 2010, he was editor of CalWatchdog, a nonprofit journalism project in Sacramento where I worked as an investigative reporter. He opposes public employee unions, big public pensions, eminent domain (which he also wrote a book about), civil asset forfeiture, the drug war, militarized law enforcement and interventionist wars of all types, shapes and sizes.

CAPOBIANCO GETS ARRESTED IN PRISON

Steven Capobianco

Overheard “I think I’m getting my dog’s morning sickness.”

Community Correctional Center (MCCC) was caught with contraband in his possession,” stated the Feb. 20 news release from the state Department of Public Safety (DPS). “The inmate is identified as Steven Capobianco. The item, wrapped in black tape, was recovered by correctional officers during visitation hours at the facility. Capobianco was arrested by Maui Police and faces possible contraband possession-related charges. The contraband incident is under investigation by the Maui Police Department.”

Needless to say, practically every news organization jumped all over that and immediately posted stories about how Capobianco got arrested in prison for possessing mysterious contraband. But in none of the stories did anyone ask DPS to identify the contraband. Seriously, what was it? A knife? Crack pipe?

File? Pirated copy of Rogue One ?

“An undisclosed contraband item was confiscated,” DPS public information officer Toni Schwartz told me in a Feb. 21 email after I asked her what it was. “There is a pending investigation.”

That non-answer ultimately didn’t matter, because later that day the Maui Police Department sent out their own press release on the Capobianco arrest.

“On Sunday, February 19, 2017 at about 7 p.m., a 49 year old female attempted to pass suspected illegal narcotics to 27 year old Steven Capobianco during a visitation at the Maui Community Correctional Center (M.C.C.C.) where Steven is currently being held,” stated the Feb. 21 MPD news release. “The female was unsuccessful and both were taken into custody.”

So it was drugs (okay–“suspected” drugs). Why didn’t you just say so the first time?

COUNTY UNVEILS NEW BUDGET THING Any readers who are even nerdier than I am and want to contribute free thinking and labor to the county’s budget process should check out the new “Balance Maui County” web portal at Mauicounty.budgetallocator.com.

“The web portal will enable taxpayers to get online and prioritize projects and services based on this fiscal year’s adopted budget. The Maui County fiscal year budget is prepared annually by the Mayor’s Budget Office staff and reviewed and approved by Maui County Council members,” states a Feb. 23 press release from the county.

“Information provided will be taken into consideration for current and future budget years.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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WORLD’S OLDEST WILD BIRD GIVES BIRTH AGAIN AT MIDWAY The world’s oldest known wild bird has hatched another chick at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge and Battle of Midway National Memorial. The chick hatched approximately two months after its mother, Wisdom, was first spotted incubating an egg at the same nesting site her and

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U.S. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–2nd District, is accepting submissions from Hawaii high school artists in her district for up upcoming art competition. Each spring, Gabbard sponsors the Kaha Ki‘i Congressional Art Competition as part of a nation-wide high school arts competition.

“Every year, I’m impressed by the talent and creativity of Hawaii’s young artists,” Gabbard said in a news release. “This competition is a great platform for our students to showcase the beauty of our islands and communities from their unique perspective to people from across the state and in our nation’s capital. I’m grateful to the fine arts educators who inspire our young artists every day and encourage them to participate in activities like the Congressional Art Competition.”

All entries must be original in concept, design and execution and may not violate any U.S. copyright laws. Any entry that has been copied from an existing photo or image (including a painting, graphic, or advertisement) that was created by someone other than the student is a violation of the competition rules and will not be accepted.

All entries must be two-dimensional and be no larger than 26 inches high, 26 inches wide and four inches thick when matted and

framed. Acceptable mediums include paintings, drawings, collages, prints, mixed media, computer generated art and photography.

Gabbard will announce the winning pieces at a May 13 awards ceremony at the Hawaii State Capitol.

The first-place piece will be displayed for one year in the U.S. Capitol, along with winning artwork from all other congressional districts around the country that participate in the nationwide competition.

The deadline to submit artwork to the competition is March 6. Semi-finalists will be announced March 18 and semi-finalists’ artwork will be hung at the Hawaii State Capitol on Saturday, April 1.

Interested applicants can find complete details regarding the competition by visiting Gabbard.house.gov/serving-you/ student-resources/art-competition.

her mate, Akeakamai, use each year.

Wisdom is a female Laysan albatross. She is at least 66 years old and is a world-renowned symbol of hope for all species that depend upon the health of the ocean to survive.

“Wisdom continues to inspire people around the world,” said Bob Peyton, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Project Leader for Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge and Memorial.

“She has returned home to Midway Atoll for over six decades and raised at least 30-35 chicks.

Because Laysan albatross don’t lay eggs every year and when they do, they raise only one chick at a time, the contribution of even one bird to the population makes a difference.”

It takes nearly seven months to incubate the egg and raise a chick to fledge. In that time, Wisdom and Akeakamai, like all albatross parents, take turn incubating the egg or caring for the chick while the other forages for food at sea.

Albatross and many other seabirds exhibit high nest site fidelity, returning to the same nesting site each year, and relying on protected nesting sites like the Refuge and Memorial to raise their young.

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“Laysan albatross and other seabirds depend on the habitat protected by Midway Atoll and other Pacific remote wildlife refuges to raise their young,” said Peyton.

“Thanks to the hard work of our volunteers, we have been able restore the native habitat that the birds need for nesting sites, ensuring a future for these seabirds.”

Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge and Battle of Midway National Memorial within Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument is located at the far northern end of the Hawaiian archipelago. It is home to the world’s largest colony of albatross; nearly 70 percent of the world’s Laysan albatross and almost 40 percent of Black-footed albatross, as well as endangered Shorttailed, all rely on the Refuge and Memorial.

Albatross start to arrive to return from sea to breed in late October and by the end of November nearly every available nesting space on the atoll is claimed by a breeding pair.

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Interested candidates must be available for 40 hours a week from June 5 through July 28, 2017. Work days are generally Monday through Friday, but may include some night and weekend hours depending on the agency’s needs. Students are responsible for their own transportation and housing accommodations. Completed applications and all required documents must be received by 11:59pm on March 31, 2017.

For more information and to obtain an application packet, please visit Nhhphawaii.org or contact the Program Coordinator at Serena@nhhphawaii.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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LEADING ECONOMIC NDICATORS In 2001, Questcor Pharmaceuticals bought the rights to make Acthar Gel, a hormone injection to treat a rare form of infantile epilepsy, and gradually raised the price from $40 a vial to $28,000 a vial. The British company Mallinckrodt bought Questcor in 2014 and apparently figured the vials were still too cheap, raising the price to $34,000. However, the Federal Trade Commission noticed that Mallinckrodt also during the latter period bought out–and closed down–the only company manufacturing a similar, cheaper version of the product, thus ensuring that Mallinckrodt had totally cornered the market.

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PRECOCIOUS Girl Scout Charlotte McCourt, 11, of South Orange, New Jersey, saw her sales zoom recently when she posted “brutally honest” reviews of the Scouts’ cookies she was selling–giving none of them a “10” and labeling some with dour descriptions, according to NJ.com. She was hoping to sell 300 boxes, but as of the end of January, had registered 16,430. For the record, the best cookie was–of course–the Samoa, rated 9, but longtime favorites like the Trefoil (“boring”) rated 6 and the Do-Si-Do (“bland”) 5.

The new Toffee-tastic was simply a “bleak, flavorless, gluten-free wasteland.”

‘LESS COWBELL!’ Applicants for passports in Switzerland are evaluated in part by neighbors of the applicant, and animal-rights campaigner Nancy Holten, 42, was rejected in January because townspeople view her as obnoxious, with, said a Swiss People’s Party spokesperson, a “big mouth,” according to London’s The Independent. Among Holten’s “sins” was her constant criticism of the country’s hallowed fascination with cowbells–that make, according to Holten, “hundred decibel,” “pneumatic drill”-type sounds (though a hit song, “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper,” by the group Blue Oyster Cult, skillfully employed the cowbell–before it was satirized in an epic Saturday Night Live sketch starring Christopher Walken).

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND A 37-year-old Saanich, British Columbia, man did not die but nearly bled out before being heroically rescued following his parking-rage blunder, according to Global News BC. Angered that another driver had parked too close to his own car, he grabbed a knife and stabbed a tire on the other vehicle with such force that he wound up slashing the main artery in his leg. ■

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TALKING WITH ACLU HAWAII’S LEGAL DIRECTOR ABOUT HOW THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION’S ASSAULT ON CIVIL LIBERTIES AFFECTS US.

By Anthony Pignataro

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f you exhibit any empathy at all, reading the news these days is a terrible depressing experience. Every day it seems, the President “Baby” Donald Trump and Republican-controlled Legislatures across the country sign executive orders or introduce legislation designed to curb someone’s civil liberties–voting rights, trans rights, protester rights, even the rights of documented immigrants who were born in a non-white majority nation. As if it we didn’t get enough warnings during the 2016 presidential campaign, Trump clearly defines his oft-repeated slogan “Make America Great Again” as returning the nation to a time when white male supremacy reigned supreme.

To find out how these assaults on civil liberties affects us in Hawaii, I spoke with Mateo Caballero, the legal director for the ACLU of Hawaii.

What’s the most important issue your office is facing?

geting mainly majority Muslim immigrants.

And then first amendment rights. Trump essentially said he would sue The New York Times. There’s a lot of rhetoric against the press, and he is the head of the U.S. government. We are very concerned about the threat this administration poses to the press as well as other rights under the first amendment. return to the subject of Q: Let’s prisons. What exactly are the problems you’re finding? are 11 correctional facilities that A: There house Hawaii prisoners–one is in Arizona. Of those, there are nine jails operated by the State of Hawaii. Of those nine, seven are grossly overcrowded. The most overcrowded is Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC). It’s housing double the number of inmates that it was designed to house. We’ve received a large number of complaints about it.

Q: I read that recently. What about Q: Oahu Community Correctional That’s harder to answer than you might Center (OCCC)?

A: think. We have a few priorities. Even before the election, we filed a complaint with OCCC as well. The state is planning on the Department of Justice asking for an invesA: replacing it because the cells designed tigation into conditions of confinement with to house two inmates are now housing

Q: Such as?

Essentially there are five areas we A: identified that we’re concerned about.

There’s immigration. Then there’s access to abortion–going after women who exercise their right to an abortion. The Supreme Court could substantially curtail that right. Then there was his promise to go back to post9/11 days on torture–the idea that “anything goes.” Even though it has been shown that torture doesn’t work, is a great terrorist recruiting tool and is completely illegal and unconstitutional. Then there was his travel ban, which was worse than we thought, tar-

three, four or five. People are sleeping next to toilets. And medical and mental healthcare seems virtually non-existent. It’s very difficult to see a doctor. You can see a nurse, but seeing a doctor is difficult. People keep getting worse, then end up having to see a doctor.

It’s even worse for psychiatric care. Also, the state is not considering what changes it could make so we’re not in the same situation five to 10 years from now.

habilitate criminals. people get out, they are completely A: When unprepared. Many times they’re more of a danger than when they went in. The recidivism rate is very high in Hawaii–above 50 percent. sorry–did you say it’s more Q: I’m than 50 percent?

But it doesn’t have to be that way.

A: Yes. We can reduce the numbers of prisoners without compromising public safety. Most states are modernizing their correctional systems.

for years to see that the state doesn’t discriminate against trans students and can use the bathroom for whichever gender they identify with. The state does this, and it’s working well. But the Department of Justice recently changed their guidelines and said it was no longer sex-based discrimination. Currently the ACLU has a case on this before the U.S. Supreme Court.

Hawaii is a little ahead of the curve. It’s now up to all states to stand up and defend their own. about immigrant rights?

Q: What The Trump Administration has

Q: How so? been brutal in that regard.

Over 50 percent of people at OCCC immigration, one concern the A: are there because they couldn’t af- A: On ACLU has is the federal government ford bail. Essentially, that is criminalizing poverty. Sometimes in Hawaii it can take a while to get to trial. Other states are finding alternatives to bail. New Jersey recently passed a no cash bail system. How dangerous is this person? How likely are they to flee? If not, they don’t have to post cash.

Cash, many studies have shown, doesn’t make you show up and doesn’t deter you from committing another crime. We’re behind the curve, and these are the types of reforms we’d like to see.

Let’s shift gears and talk about trans rights, which made headlines recently with the Justice Department’s decision to stop protecting the rights of transgender students.

What’s the impact of this in Hawaii?

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deputizing local law enforcement. That’s a terrible practice and opens up the county to litigation. But they break rules when they detain folks. More importantly, communities will feel unsafe going to the police when an actual crime happens.

During the Obama Administration, if police picked up someone with a criminal record, they might report them [to ICE].

local police here asking Q: Are people they stop about their immigration status? is something of that history on A: There Maui. In 2009, at Maui police checkpoints for drunk driving, they were asking for ID and Social Security numbers and immigration status. It was very troubling. The ACLU sent letters to the Maui PD and Corporation Counsel. I’m told that this is no longer their policy. [On this matter, Maui Police public information officer Lt. Gregg Okamoto told me, “We do not train our officers to do this nor do we have a policy that mandates this.”] my last question, it was Q: For reported that at the end of January, shortly after Trump took office, the ACLU received record donations– more than $24 million in one weekend alone. How has that helped out your office? speak to the money, but A: Iincan’t terms of volunteers, attorneys, designers, organizers, we have seen so many people who want to work with us.

This is a long-term situation–not just a few months. We expect this administration to really challenge civil rights for the next four years.

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Hawaii prisons. People have been sleeping on the floor, there’s vermin–that’s a priority for us. We get a lot of letters from inmates.

Since the election, our biggest issue has been immigration. It started with Trump’s executive order issuing the travel ban. There were people locally who had family who was abroad when it happened and they were worried about getting back here. We’re still learning more and more of what’s going on. The courts have stopped the executive order, but there’s still a lot of fear.

A bigger issue in terms of the number of people who are affected in Hawaii is increasing enforcement–immigration and customs enforcement. The Obama Administration set up priorities on undocumented immigrants: if you were a recent arrival or had committed a serious crime, then you were a candidate for deportation. But recently the Trump Administration has done away with those priorities. There’s a lot of fear and concern that there will be increased enforcement.

And we have to be ready for whatever else comes. There have been a number of campaign promises from Trump that concern the ACLU.

of course are very supportive of sound good for those Q: Doesn’t A: We trans rights. We have been working who view prison as a way to re-

For more information on the ACLU of Hawaii, go to ACLUHawaii.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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Food & Drink

by Jen Russo

Planting The Seed HOW GROW SOME GOOD IS GROWING A NEW GENERATION OF FARMERS

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bit to get every grade into the program. It’s been amazing. It’s a now a school wide program at Kamali`i.

All grade levels.”

Dunnicliffe was passionate about school gardens because they had helped her as a youth.

“I relate to this on a personal level,” says Dunnicliffe. “I have seen kids that are extremely shy. I came into the U.S. at five years old.

I didn’t speak a breath of English.

The only thing I could connect with was stuff like music, dance, gardening.You don’t have to speak a language to understand curriculum like that. So I see kids that are English as a second language or have autism or have special needs, they connect when they are holding a plant, digging in the soil. Anything that has to do with nature, soil, earth–they just disconnect from the pressures of school, of ABC and 123 and they learn in a different Future Farmers Sarah Fahnestock and way. They learn if they put this seed Sylvia Lipp at Kamali'i School Garden in the ground and watch it grow– that is a learning process for them.

You watch them flourish. Their eyes e live on an island and we get big, they get excited, they are nurturing and want to grow our own loving it, connecting with it. That’s what I did food, right? Governor David as a person that had no idea how to connect Ige’s goal of doubling local with a school, a language that I did not underfood production in the next two decades will stand. I needed stuff like that to figure out how not be possible without growing new farmers. to fit in. I want to make sure every kid wants to Scott Enright, the chairperson for the Board of come to school and they don’t feel like hiding Agriculture, recently told the Honolulu Starin a corner.”

Advertiser that one of the biggest challenges for Now Dunnicliffe is a Parent Community the state in producing food locally is cultivating Network Coordinator at Lokelani Intera new generation of agriculturalists. mediate and she’s seeing the effects of the Part of the solution is our school garschool garden program and its influence dens. Grow Some Good and Maui School on young farmers to be.

Garden Network have led the way at our “Now in the middle school I see older local schools, linking PTA members, chefs, kids coming back to the garden, saying ‘Hey, teachers, parents and kids to school garNio [Kindla the garden teacher]’ or ‘Hey, Mrs. dens and growing vegetables and fruits.

Whitford [the principal], I became a farmer!

Grow Some Good helped Halleh Dunnicliffe My dad and I started farming together.’ That’s to expand the Kamali‘i school garden when exciting to me. We live on an island that can she was part of their Parent Teacher Association. utilize more farmers. I’m seeing the after“My son started Kamali‘i at kindergarten,” effects of what we started at the elementary says Dunnicliffe. “I joined the PTA and by level. I had no idea how to do a school garden, the second year, I became president. I walked Grow Some Good did everything. I can build around and got to know the campus and saw the boxes, but they come in with soil technolthis cute garden with four boxes that was ogy, teachers, classroom curriculum and the labeled Second Grade Garden. I thought this plan. All they ask for is help and volunteers. It is cute but why is it just for the second grade? literally and figuratively is planting the seed.”

The faculty said that is all we can do we don’t Grow Some Good will be hosting their have money for anything else. I researched annual fundraiser the Taste of School Gardens and found out that there was a school garden on March 4 at Hotel Wailea, with live enprogram with Grow Some Good. I called tertainment by Shea Derrick and Full Flavor them up, and they said, ‘Gosh, we have been along with a live and silent auction and food trying to get in that school for a while, but stations featuring some of the harvests from no one has taken the initiative.’ They came out the school gardens. For more information or and met with me and I said I am going to do tickets, go to Growsomegood.org. ■ everything I can to get you in here. Little by jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso little, Grow Some Good would come in and expand the garden, and we incorporated them For more foodie news, visit: into our PTA funding. We just worked bit by mauitime.com/food-drink

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unny Savage has been Maui’s wild foods advocate for the last decade, hunting her way around the island and organizing events like beach foraging picnics and hikes. Now Savage has a new food truck that she’s passionate about, and the menu will focus on eating invasive species.

“I will never forget the first time I overharvested wild plants,” she says. “I was devastated. I was emotionally upset. It was a massive lesson to always take what I needed.

When I came to Maui nine years ago, I got on all my plant websites and reached out to many people to figure out all of the foraging plants and medicines you can eat here.

When you live on an island, over-harvesting wild plants is a big deal. We live in a small closed system–we can’t really afford that.

We are caretakers of this sacred aina. I had to get my groove on and settle in to what I could feel good about. So this whole invasive species thing is something I finally feel I can really get behind. We have invasive species that are directly on the front lines threatening some of the most unique eco-systems on the planet. And we can eat them! Not all of them, but there are several that we can eat.”

Savage has set up a Kickstarter that outlines her vision. She needs $30,000 to set up the business, and that includes an app for identifying foraging plants in the wild.

The kickstarter has 11 days to go, and has raised a little over a third of what she needs.

“I really want to focus on my top five plants,” says Savage. “Spiny Amaranth, this

is a global invasive. It’s on every continent except for Antarctica. It’s glyphosate-resistant.

We don’t want it around. It’s spiny and it hurts. But it’s also incredibly nutritious. The other one I want to focus on is haole koa.

I have partnered up with Jaime from Maui Tempeh and we’re going to make a haole koa tempeh. Number three is Rubis, the thimble berries and Indian black berries. These make the brambles you can’t get through. We are going to use these leaves to make tea and eat the berry so the pigs can’t spread this anymore. Wild ginger, the kahili ginger, grows at really high elevation and is wiping out native forests. In addition, I’m going to add other hedychium to the list. If you want the water to run mauka to makai, then we need to clean out our rivers. These invasive wild ginger are choking our rivers. So let’s eat it.

Let’s use this medicine. It’s right there! I can ferment, use the flowers. I can distill the rhizome and make a tonic.”

She’s still contemplating number five.

It’s between the Strawberry Guava and the Banana Poka.

Savage will be hosting a full moon Grand Finale potluck on March 12 at the Baldwin Beach pavilion at 6pm. Bring a locally sourced labeled potluck dish and a musical instrument or games for the kids.

For more on her Kickstarter and upcoming events, go to Sunnysavage.com. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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A&E

by Jen Russo

Force of Nature WE TALK STORY WITH COMEDIAN EDDIE IZZARD I felt there wasn’t or that, that wasn’t the way to look at it. I feel there are multiple senses of humor in every country and so if, like me, you do surreal, offthe-wall intelligent comedy (Monty Pythonesque), you just have to find the audiences that like that type of comedy. And they do exist because luckily, Monty Python is already known around the world.

MT: If you could change anything about the world, what would it be?

EI: I would have a no dickhead policy for the world. And I’m afraid your president would have to resign under this policy.

MT: What has been your favorite place in the U.S. on this tour?

EI: America is my favorite place to play in the USA. To be honest, the audiences that have come in every single state of America have been amazing and open-minded and very groovy, even in some states where you would not expect that. It just shows there are cool and PHOTO BY AMANDA SEARLE open-minded people with great senses of humor all an one man make the whole across America and all around the world. I world laugh? Eddie Izzard thinks can’t choose one state over another. so. His Force Majeure Tour has MT: Okay, if you could change anyso far taken him to 25 countries thing about the U.S., what would it be? on five continents. And now he’s coming here to treat Maui to a one-night-only show.

EI: Well, I have an interesting “fix” for the His visit will take place right after Bali and bathroom situation in the U.S.–with referSingapore and just before his Belfast and ence to the transgender community. My London appearances, where he’ll perform fix is this: if you remove all urinals from in German, French and English. We caught all bathrooms and make all bathrooms in up with him to ask his thoughts on transAmerican and the world available for all gender bathrooms, President Trump and sexes at any time, then you get rid of the why he runs so many marathons. problem in one fell swoop. This already exists in all restaurants. It’s normally one MAUITIME: What does “Force Majeure” mean? bathroom in any restaurant and men and women use it and have no problems. If all EDDIE IZZARD: Force Majeure can mean bathrooms are all cubicles, then everyone many things, but I take it to mean force can just behave in an adult way and also of nature. I feel we all have to be our own women won’t have to form lines for the forces of nature to push back against habathroom of their own. Everyone could tred and simplistic politics as well. be forming a line and so it’s much fairer MT: Does everyone in the world laugh to men and women. at the same stuff?

MT: What do you think Trump’s EI: There was a big stumbling block to legacy will be? traveling the world with comedy up to the EI: Brexhate and Trumphate are now 1990s or early 2000s. People felt there was existing in the world, but we did go a different sense of humor in every country.

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through the 1930s before. We fought extremism and hatred back then and we have to fight it again now. But even if half the world looks like it’s marching backwards, the other half of the world has to keep marching forward.

This century, we have to make an entire world where all seven billion people have a fair chance to live decent lives and we won’t get that by encouraging hatred, building walls and sticking our heads in the ground.

MT: How do we move forward through all the hate?

EI: Brexhate is a very negative thing for the United Kingdom and for Europe.

Donald Trump had a slogan during his campaign which was “Make America Hate Again.” He spelled it a little differently, but that’s what he meant. We are not going to make this world a better and safer world by running and hiding. On this tour, now in 36 countries and in four languages, I’m showing that we can say, “I’m proud of my country but can we learn from you or can you learn from us.” That’s the way to move humanity forward.

MT: How is the stand-up comedy scene in Europe different from the U.S.?

EI: I think there are multiple senses of humor in every country, so therefore there are distinct similarities between the comedy scenes in Europe and in America. If I compare the scene in Britain to the scene in America, the American comedy scene has more money in it than the scene in Britain has, because quite simply you have a bigger population and more people to play to. Comedians can have a successful and very well-paid film or TV career in America.

In Britain, comedians can have a successful and quite well-paid TV career, but very few get to do comedy films. I think we do more comedy stand-up touring in the UK than comedians do generally

EDDIE IZZARD: FORCE MAJEURE TOUR Friday, Mar. 10, 7:30pm $46.50-57 Maui Arts and Cultural Center 1 Cameron Way, Kahului 808-242-SHOW Mauiarts.org in America. I think American comedians could tour as much as we tour but they don’t need to. And they’ve usually got a TV series or a film to make. We don’t have so much of that so we tour like crazy and we’re now touring more and more around the whole world.

MT: Last year, you ran 27 marathons in 27 weeks in South Africa to raise money for charity and as a tribute to Mandela. How did you train for that?

Would you do it again?

EI: Last March, I ran 27 marathons in 27 days and the best part of succeeding in finishing the 27 marathons, including a double marathon on the last day, was the fact that I had tried four years before and had failed. The training for multiple marathons is more mental than physical. I just always try and stay match fit these days and try and always be ready to run a large number of marathons whenever the situation arises.

I absolutely will run multiple marathons again sometime soon in the future.

MT: What kind of advice would you give aspiring young comedians?

EI: A friend once told me: do a hundred gigs. And by then you’ll know if you’re any good or not. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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Picks

by Alex Mitchell

This Week's Picks THURSDAY, MAR. 2 KI-AIKIDO FOUR-WEEK COURSE – There’s a new four-week course with Tracy Reasoner at Maui KiAikido Shunshinkan Dojo. The course is appropriate for beginner teen and adult students, and will cover the main principles of Aikido: meditation, breathing, relaxation and Ki development exercises. $40. 6:30pm.

Maui Ki-Aikido Shunshinkan Dojo, (194 S. Market, Wailuku); 808-357-5172; Mauiaikido.com.

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SWEET DREAMS SLEEP WORKSHOP – Check out the Sweet Dreams Sleep Workshop at the Maui Research and Technology Center. Presented by Rachel Davies of Wild Intelligence Hypnotherapy and Patti Sabla of Live Life Better, the workshop will give guests the tools to ensure better sleep. There will be guided imagery, “sleep like d a bag of rocks” herbal tea and aromatherapy. Go dressed in your PJs and bring a pillow. RSVP required. $20. 12:15pm, 3:30pm. Maui Research @ and Technology Center, (590 Lipoa Pkwy., Rm 119, Kihei); Rachel@ wildintelligencehypnotherapy.com. Photo courtesy Patti Sabla

THURSDAY, MAR. 2 ‘AKAKU UPSTAIRS’ SALON SERIES WITH SARAH BETCHER – There’s an Upstairs Salon with Sarah Betcher at Akaku Maui. Sarah Betcher is the owner of Farthest North Films and an award-winning ethnographic filmmaker. She’ll be sharing information about her most recent project with Alaskan tribes and parallel issues that are faced by Native Hawaiians today. Light refreshments will be provided. Please RSVP. Free. 6pm.

Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org. Photo: S. Betcher

‘ALOHA OF SOLAR’ – The Aloha of Solar community event happens at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Rising Sun Solar will present a community celebration surrounding solar energy with educational displays, live music, prizes (free solar device chargers) and guest speakers. Attendees should bring their utility bills for a chance to win two round trip tickets to the West Coast on Hawaiian Airlines. There will also be complimentary pupus and refreshments.

Free. 5:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Home.risingsunsolar.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Rising Sun Solar

THURSDAY, T TH H UR RS SD DA AY Y, MAR. 2 SEAN DORSEY DANCE – ‘Sean Dorsey Dance–The Missing Ge Generation’ will take place at the MACC. This powerful dance troupe pays homage to longtime survivors of the early AIDS epidemic. The show has been called a “love letter to a forgotten generation” with emotional displays of movement, strength aand grace. $35-45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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FRIDAY, MAR. 3

EARLY MAPPING OF NA WAI ‘EHA – Check out the Early Mapping of Na Wai 'Eha presentation at Hale Ho'ike'ike. This talk story session will be led by Hokuao Hokuao Pellegrino and will discuss the ancient Hawaiian waterways of Central Maui. Na Wai ‘Eha, the “Four Great Waters,” are natural water streams that have been purposely diverted for more than a century to irrigate sugar plantation lands. $5 for members, $10 non-members, free for students and former HC&S employees. 5:30pm. Hale Ho‘ike‘ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Hokuao Pellegrino

SATURDAY, MAR. 4

KOHOLA BREWERY BREW DINNER – Kohola Brewery’s Brew Dinner will take place at the Beach Club Restaurant at the Aston Ka'anapali Shores. Accompanied by Kohola beer, the menu will feature many tasty selections like beer-battered furikake onion rings, ahi poke cups, beer braised short ribs and volcano chocolate cake. Try their Pineapple Lokahi Pilsner, Red Sand Red Ale, Mighty 88 and more. Space is limited so please make reservations in advance. $40. 6pm. Beach Club Restaurant at Aston Ka‘anapali Shores, (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-2211; Koholabrewery.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Kohola Brewery

HEARTSTRINGS HANA ARTS BENEFIT – The “Heartstrings” Hana Arts 25th anniversary benefit will happen at Kolea Farm in Hana. There will be a seven-course menu designed by Chef Anna Leiding and wine pairings by local sommelier Chris Santantonio. The evening will be a dedication to the arts with performances by Hana Arts teachers, a visual arts gallery and a chance to win an original art piece that’s valued at more than $1,200. All proceeds will benefit Hana Art’s Programs. $100-200. 4:30-10pm. Kolea Farm, (130 Kalo Rd., Hana); 808-248-7569; Hanaarts.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Hana Arts

SATURDAY, MAR. 4 TASTE OF SCHOOL GARDENS – This year’s Taste of School Gardens takes place at Hotel Wailea. It’s the fifth annual Grow Some Good dinner, and guests can look forward to Maui’s best chefs supporting some of the island’s school garden projects.

Chefs will make dishes made from local school garden ingredients, and there will also be wine tastings and live music. $1,500 for a table of 10 or $150 per person. 21+. 5pm. Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 866-970-4167; GrowSomeGood.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Grow Some Good

POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA EVENT – There’s a Polanui Hiu Community Managed Makai Area event at Lindsey Ohana Hale. The Polanui Hiu is a volunteer group of kama‘aina who are dedicated to protecting Maui’s marine resources. They work together to create awareness and make actions to protect the reefs, find balance and establish pono practices. Free. 8am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Polanui Hiu Cmma

SUNDAY, MAR. 5

SATURDAY, MAR. 4 SING OUT FOR SIGHT – “Sing Out For Sight” happens at the MACC. The night will be a special dedication to Ram Dass, one of the founders of the SEVA Foundation. The evening will be hosted by Wavy Gravy and will feature live performances by Jackson Browne, Joan Baez, Greg Leisz and Krishna Das. Proceeds will benefit SEVA Foundation. $35-125. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

MAUI 5K FOR KIDS – The Maui 5K For Kids starts at the Ma‘alaea Triangle. This annual running event will feature a timed 5k race, an untimed 1-mile run/walk for keiki and adults and a virtual run. Event proceeds will be distributed back to fitness and athletic programs at participating schools. $20-35. 7am. Ma‘alaea Triangle, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); Maui5k.org.

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SUNDAY, MAR. 5 EBB & FLOW ENSEMBLE – The Ebb and Flow Ensemble will happen at the MACC. The program will feature musicians Robert Pollock, Carlo Malanima, Susan McGinn and Ignace Jang. There will be two interludes by Jacques Ibert, a duo by Vivian Fine, three madrigals by Bohuslav Martinu and more. $30.

3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of Robert Pollock

LAHAINALUNA HIGH SCHOOL BAND – The Lahainaluna a High School Band will perform at the MACC. This annual School Band Concert Series supports student musicians by allowing them the opportunity to experience a performance in a world-class setting. The community is invited to enjoy a lovely evening dedicated to supporting Maui’s young performing artists. Free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 g.

Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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The Horror, The Horror ‘Get Out’ is a creepy, creative good time ★★★★★ Rated R / 103 Min.

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uring the concluding season of the great “Key and Peele” comedy sketch series, the skits had become increasingly darker. It seemed that the creators, Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, didn’t wish to merely parody horror films but create mini-horror films on their show, with certain sketches unspooling in skin-crawling fashion.

I was worried that last year’s hit and mostly miss Keanu would stall the momentum and film careers of Key and Peele. It appears my worries were unnecessary. While the former remains an in-demand actor (he’s co-starring in next year’s new Predator installment), the latter has become a writer and director with this, his debut behind the camera. Peele’s stunning film demonstrates a great understanding of the genre and more intelligence, creativity and suspense than most horror films.

Allison Williams (the star of the recent Peter Pan Live!) plays Rose Armitage, who’s about to take her African-American boyfriend Chris (played by Daniel Kaluuya) to meet her parents. Chris is uneasy that Rose hasn’t informed her parents that he’s black.

However, Chris is informed that Rose’s parents (played by Bradley Whitford and Catherine Keener, in knockout performances) aren’t racist. In fact, they push too hard by informing Chris just how open-minded and sympathetic to African-Americans they are.

Then, Rose’s mother volunteers to cure Chris of his smoking habit by use of hypnotism and things get much, much weirder.

The set-up is an update of Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner but the payoff is deliciously different. Peele piles on wild ideas, striking visuals and a potent layer of social commentary. While the setup is extensive and loaded with potential, the third act offers lots of surprises and satisfying confrontations.

Peele has selected a cast that makes the premise believable and delivers exceptional work.

Kaluuya and Williams are excellent, grounding the film in realistic turns. Including Lil Rel Howery as Rod, Chris’ best friend, was an inspired choice. Initially, the character seems to be on hand strictly for comic relief but gradually becomes a crucial part of the story. Howery is hilarious but the character is genuinely endearing.

Peele understands the power of the closeup and has a notably unsettling sequence at the midpoint. There’s an excruciatingly tight shot on Georgina, played by Betty Gabriel, as

I'm not yelling! This is actually my normal tone of voice!

her confession to Chris becomes a contained breakdown. Gabriel’s haunting performance got under my skin.

A visual I don’t wish to spoil and will tiptoe around is Peele’s depiction of living trapped in a state of helplessness. It’s one of many scenes that cast a nightmarish grip. Likewise, the opening scene, perfectly achieved in just two shots, that portrays a menace lurking in an upscale neighborhood.

There are limitations to Peele’s premise, even if taken strictly as a satire. He specifically targets racism in the form of condescending and self-righteous flattery. Although I admire the scope of Peele’s concept and it was wise to not over-explain everything, there are frustrating gaps in how much he allows us to see and understand.

On the other hand, I still prefer Peele’s you-fill-in-the-blanks approach to the third act over the film’s tell-all, spoiler-palooza trailer. Seeing this movie with little to no prior knowledge of what to expect is the best way to see this and most other films.

What Deadpool was to the superhero genre a year ago, Get Out is to horror films: a refreshing change of pace that finds new life by taking real chances. The conventional quality of the closing scenes keep it from transcendental but this is much better than M. Night Shyamalan’s Split. Peele’s busts out of the confines of the modern horror movie, occasionally overreaches and doesn’t nail every scare. Still, his blend of on-the-nose social commentary and paranoia-inducing fear is undeniably creepy. ■

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Film

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

12:20 1:50 3:40 4:30) 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Table 19- PG13- 2D THU 6:50 9:10, 2D FRI

Logan-R- 2D THU 7:00, 2D FRI-SAT 10:30

11:30 1:25 2:25 4:20 5:20 7:15 8:15 10:10, 2D SUN-THU 0:30 11:30 1:25 2:25 4:20 5:20 7:15 8:15.

The Great Wall-PG13- 2D THU 11:15 1:45 4:15 7:00, 2D FRI-SAT 11:15 1:45 4:15 7:00 9:30, 2D SUN-THU 11:15 1:45 4:15 7:00.

Collide-PG13- 2D THU 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45. 2D FRI-THU 11:30.

Moonlight-R- 2D FRI-SAT 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, 2D SUN-THU 2:00 4:30 7:00.

Rock Dog-PG- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30. 2D FRI-THU 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00.

Fist Fight-R- 2D THU 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00.

2D FRI-SAT 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:10 9:20, 2D SUN-THU 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:10.

My Ex And Why’s -NR- 2D THU THU 1:40 4:30 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 7:15 10:00, 2D SUNTHU 7:15.

Fifty Shades Darker- R- 2D THU 11:00 1:35 4:10.

Moana- PG- 2D THU 10:45.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) All About Eve (1950)-NR- 2D SUN 2:00 7:00, 2D WED 2:00 7:00.

Before I Fall-PG13- 2D THU 6:40 9:50, 2D FRI (11:30 2:20 5:20) 7:20 10:40, 2D SAT-THU (11:30 2:20) 5:20 7:20 10:40.

Logan- R- 2D THU 7:00 9:00, 2D FRI (11:40 12:20 1:50 3:40 4:30) 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20, SAT (12:20 1:50) 3:40 4:30 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20, SUN (11:40 12:20 1:50) 3:40 4:30 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20, MON-THU (11:40

NEW THIS WEEK ALL ABOUT EVE - NR - Drama - Special screening of the classic 1950 movie about an ingenue who inserts herself into the circle of friends of an aging actress. Stars Bette Davis and Anne Baxter. 138 min.

BEFORE I FALL - PG13 - Drama/Mystery - A young woman has to relive her last day over and over for a week. Stars Zoey Deutch. 99 min.

LOGAN - R - Action/Drama - In 2029, Wolverine and an ailing Dr. X care for a young mutant girl who’s being chased by evil agents. 137 min.

THE SHACK - PG13 - Drama/Fantasy - A sad man gets an invite to meet God at some shack. 132 min.

TABLE 19 - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - A maid of honor gets dumped by the best man, but then attends the wedding anyway. Stars Anna Kendrick and Lisa Kudrow. 87 min.

NOW PLAYING COLLIDE - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Some dumb American becomes the getaway driver for some drug smugglers in Germany. Hilarity ensues.

Stars Nicholas Hoult and Felicity Jones. 99 min.

FIST FIGHT - R - Comedy - A schoolteacher who gets a colleague fired gets challenged to an afterschool brawl. Stars Ice Cube and Charlie Day. 91 min.

GET OUT - R - Comedy/Horror - A young black man visits his white girlfriend’s estate. See this

(11:30 2:50 5:10) 7:30 10:40, SAT (11:30 2:50) 5:10 7:30 10:40, SUN (11:30 2:50) 5:10 7:30 10:40, MON-THU (11:30 2:50 5:10) 7:30 10:40.

The Shack - PG13- 2D THU 7:00 9:30, 2D FRI (12:40 3:40) 7:40 9:50, SAT-SUN (12:40) 3:40 7:40 9:50, MON-THU (12:40 3:40) 7:40 9:50.

Get Out-R- 2D THU (1:50 4:30) 7:20 9:50. 2D FRI (11:30 2:00 4:40) 8:00 10:40, 2D SAT-THU (11:30 2:00) 4:40 8:00 10:40.

The Great Wall-PG13- 2D THU 1:30 6:50, 3D THU (4:20) 9:40. 2D FRI-THU 2:30, 3D FRI (11:30 4:40) 9:40, 3D SAT (11:30) 4:40 9:40, 3D SUN 4:40 9:40, 3D MON-THU (11:30 4:40) 9:40.

John Wick: Chapter 2 -R- 2D THU (2:00 3:50) 7:10 10:00. 2D FRI (11:50 1:50 4:50) 7:10 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:50 1:50) 4:50 7:10 10:10, MON-THU (11:50 1:50 4:50) 7:10 10:10.

Lego Batman Movie- PG- 2D THU (1:20 4:40) 6:30 9:50, 3D THU (1:50 4:10). 2D FRI (11:30 2:00 5:00) 6:40 9:10, 2D SAT-SUN (11:30 2:00) 5:00 6:40 9:10, 2D MON (11:30 2:00 5:00) 6:40 9:10, 2D TUE (11:30 2:00 5:00) 7:10 9:40, 2D WED-THU (11:30 2:00 5:00) 6:40 9:10.

Hidden Figures- PG- 2D THU (1:00 3:40) 6:40 9:30. 2D FRI (11:40 2:25 5:00) 7:50 10:30, 2D SAT-SUN (11:40 2:25) 5:00 10:30, 2D MONTUE (11:40 2:25 5:00) 7:50 10:30, 2D WED (11:40 2:25 5:00) 10:30, 2D THU (11:40 2:25 5:00) 7:50 10:30.

La La Land- PG13- 2D THU (12:45 3:30). 2D FRI (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:50 10:30, 2D SATSUN (11:30 2:10) 4:50 7:50 10:30, 2D MON (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:50 10:30, 2D TUE (11:30

week’s film review. 93 min.

THE GREAT WALL - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A white man (Matt Damon) saves China from dragons because whatever, brah, life is meaningless. 103 min.

HIDDEN FIGURES - PG - Drama - The story of three female African-American mathematicians who played a crucial role in early NASA space missions. Based on a true story. 127 min.

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 - R - Action/Thriller Former hitman John Wick returns to the criminal underworld, where he discovers there’s a price on his head. Yawn–been there, done that. 122 min.

LA LA LAND - PG13 - Drama/Musical - A pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. Then crazy stuff happens. Stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. 128 min.

THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Lego Batman (voiced by Will Arnett) struggles colorful Lego criminals, his own Lego loneliness and the Lego boy he adopted. 104 min.

LION - PG13 - Drama - A man in Australia returns to his native India to find his lost family. 118 min.

THURS | 3/2 2:10 4:50) 10:30, 2D WED-THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:50 10:30.

Lion-PG13- 2D THU (12:50 3:40) 6:30 9:10.

2D FRI (12:00 2:40 5:20) 8:00 10:40, 2D SAT 5:20 8:00 10:40, 2D SUN (11:30) 8:00 10:40, 2D MON-TUE (12:00 2:40 5:20) 8:00 10:40, 2D WED (11:30) 8:00 10:40, 2D THU (12:00 2:40 5:20) 8:00 10:40.

Is Genesis History? -NR- THU 7:00, TUE 7:00.

Disney’s Newsies: The Broadway Musical! -PG2D SAT 12:55.

A Cure For Wellness-R- 2D THU (12:30 3:20).

Fifty Shades Darker- R- 2D THU (1:40 4:20) 7:00 9:30.

A Dog’s Purpose- PG- 2D THU (12:30 2:50 5:10) 10:00.

Split-PG13- 2D THU (12:40 3:50).

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MON | 3/6 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Logan-R- 2D THU 7:00, 2D FRI-SUN (12:30) 3:45 7:00 9:45, 2D MON (12:30 3:45) 7:00, 2D TUE (12:30 3:45 7:00 9:45), 2D WED-THU (12:30 3:45) 7:00.

Get Out- 2D THU 7:15, 2D FRI-SUN (1:00) 4:00 7:10 10:15, 2D MON (1:00 4:00) 7:10, 2D TUE (1:00 4:00 7:10 10:15), 2D WED-THU (1:00 4:00) 7:10.

The Great Wall-PG13- 2D THU 1:00 6:45, 3D THU 4:00. 2D FRI-SUN (12:45) 3:30 6:30 9:30, 2D MON (12:45 3:30) 6:30, 2D TUE (12:45 3:30 6:30 9:30), 2D WED-THU (12:45 3:30) 6:30.

A Cure For Wellness-R- 2D THU 12:30 3:15.

Lego Batman Movie- PG-2D THU 3:45, 3D THU 12:35.

LAST CHANCE A CURE FOR WELLNESS - R - Mystery/Thriller - A young corporate tool goes to the Swiss Alps to get his boss from some wellness clinic, but it appears all may not be what it seems. 146 min.

A DOG’S PURPOSE - PG - Adventure/Drama - A dog discovers the meaning of life over the course of many lifetimes (NOTE: PETA unearthed footage that appears to show a dog being mistreated on the set, so if you just want to skip this one, be our guest). 120 min.

DISNEY’S NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL - PG - Musical/Special Event - Experience gritty Great Depression labor politics by watching a bunch of newsboys dance onstage. 145 min.

FIFTY SHADES DARKER - R - Drama/Fantasy - More crazy sex between some chick and a demented billionaire. 118 min.

IS GENESIS HISTORY? - NR - Sci-Fi - A Christian “documentary” on the “truth” behind the Book of Genesis. Hilarity ensues. 100 min.

MY EX AND WHY’S - NR - Romance/Comedy - A blogger (Liza Soberano) wonders if she can ever love her ex (Enrique Gil). 120 min.

MOANA - PG - Animation - In this new Disney film a young navigator (voiced by Auli‘i Cravalho) sails to a fabled island, with the demigod Maui (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) accompanying her. 113 min.

ROCK DOG - PG - Animation/Family - A Tibetan Mastiff leaves home to pursue a career in music after a radio falls out of the sky and lands on him.

Frankly, I’d be surprised if any hilarity ensued, but stranger things have happened. 80 min.

SPLIT - PG-13 - Horror/Atrocity - Of course M. Night Shyamalan directed this reprehensible picture that demonizes people with dissociative identity disorder (DID). Of course he did. Stars a bunch of people who should have known better. 117 min.

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER TUES | 3/7

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EVENTS

Sean Dorsey Dance Presents

THE MISSING GENERATION TONIGHT 7:30 pm Castle

Benefit Concert For Ram Dass

Sing Our For Sight

SAT March 4 7:30 pm Castle Chamber Music Including Six Premieres !

Ebb & Flow Ensemble

SUN March 5 3:00 pm Castle Aparna Ramaswamy Presents A Solo Performance Piece

They Rose At Dawn

THU March 9 7:30 pm Castle A Comic Force To Be Reckoned With

Eddie Izzard

FRI March 10 7:30 pm Castle GALLERY

Akihiko Izukura: The Way of Natural Textiles

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Mar 3. Dine and groove with the live bands and take part in the wonderfully raucous street festivities with friends and family. Featuring live entertainment, food vendors, local artisans, jewelry, fashion and a beer garden. 6pm. Wailuku Town, (Market Street, Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com LUNA OVERDRIVE - Fri. Mar 3. Have fun, dance and party with Luna Overdrive. Join Joette Burke (keyboards, guitar, vocals), John Gerry (bass and vocals), Steve Somers (guitars, vocals)and Brad Canton (drums) for a fantastic night Upcountry. 21+. $5. 8pm. Stopwatch Sportsbar, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380.

LAHAINA WHALE AND OCEAN ARTS FESTIVAL - Sat. Mar 4 - Sun. Mar 5. Presented by Lahaina Town Action Committee, Lahaina celebrates the migration of the North Pacific Humpback Whales. Several Whale Research groups will educate visitors and locals alike. Artists will display their best marine-themed art for sale, while Hawaiian musicians and hula troupes entertain.

The event also includes a keiki art contest, lei making and face painting. 10am. Banyan Tree Park Lahaina, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); Visitlahaina.com MAUI PRANKSTERS - Sat. Mar 4. Get down and act like a clown in Paia town with the Maui Pranksters! 21+. $10. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com UPCOUNTRY SUNDAYS ACOUSTIC STYLE Sun. Mar 5. Mana‘o Radio 91.7 FM invites you to their monthly benefit showcase. Pat Simmons, Jr. will debut his album with his Maui-grown acoustic surf rock. Also on the bill will be Aloha Bluegrass. They’ll be performing traditional bluegrass, classic country and original Americana. Opening the show will be singer-songwriter Eric Helmkamp. $7. 2pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com ONE TRIBE MOVEMENT - Fri. Mar 3. One Tribe Movement with special guest Trill Le Beau will rock out in Makawao. Featuring dance guest DJ, face painting, and an all out night of great music and healthy activation. $15. 9:30pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘THE CRUCIBLE’ - Fri. Feb 24 - Sun. Mar 5.

Seabury Hall Performing Arts partners with Maui Academy of Performing Arts to produce a student and adult production of Arthur Miller’s Salem witch trial classic The Crucible, directed by David C. Johnston. Showtimes are Mar. 3-4 at 7pm and Mar. 5 at 3pm. Admission is $12 for adults, $10 for kupuna and $5 for students. 7pm.

A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com

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‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Mar 2. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s sit with Food Truck and Catering. Vis Visit d miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take picturess and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com

ful show that is fun for all ages. Tickets start at $49 for adults and $24.50 for children under 12. Special VIP meet-and-greet packages, Kama’aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘AN EVENING WITH ALBERT EINSTEIN’ Sun. Mar 5. Maui’s well know actor and theater director, Rick Scheideman, will be performing his one-man show at the Pioneer Inn courtyard. Enjoy pre-show dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm.

Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show. Reservations are recommended. $22.

6pm. Pioneer Inn Maui, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com

FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI - Wed. Mar 8.

Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, Beat The Beatles, for over 20 years. c They continue to perfect their perf performance with soundal alike vocals and the origin nal instruments to pay tribute to the songs that defined a generation.

Ticket start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through T U 11). 10 percent discount KO C E ffor Kama‘aina with Hawaii CH EK E N W CA S State ID. 6:30pm. Maui THE YOU .

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BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Thu. Mar 2, Tue. Mar 7.. dy This high-energy comedy and magic show is fun forr all ages with Brenton Keith and his 0pm. MulBag O’ Tricks. Free. 6:30pm.

0 Kaukahi K k hi St., S ligan’s on the Blue, (100 Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Mar 3. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. Book online and save 10 percent. Additional savings for PWF Members and Kama‘aina.

21+. 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS - Fri. Mar 3 Sun. Mar 19. Maui OnStage presents Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, a hilarious battle of cons ensues that will keep you laughing, humming and guessing to the end! Book by Jeffrey Lane, music and lyrics by David Yazbek based on the Michael and Steve Martin film, directed by Lisa Teichner. Performances are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $20 - $40. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com FREE RANGE COMEDY - EXTRA CRISPY Sat. Mar 4. You like your comedy extra crispy?

Then bring your fine feathers for some fast-paced comedy improv and delicious treats from the kitchen. This is a family-friendly show. Half off ticket price for those under 18. $10. 7:30pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St, Wailuku); 808-250-9555; Freerangecomedy.yapsody.com MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sun. Mar 5. Sundays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui. Grabel is a magician, illusionist and headlining entertainer. Direct from Las Vegas, he brings to Maui a hilariously skill-

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Mar 8.

Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Mar 2. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, also offering free historical and cellar tours. 10am. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Mar 2. Maui’s one and only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a really incredible opportunity for wine lovers, and for those that want to learn more about grape production on Maui. This exclusive tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $50.

5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The RitzCarlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree OHANA DINNER WITH RAY MICHAELS - Thu. Mar 2. Great food and conversation with inspiring, like-minded people. Ray Michaels, the owner of Maui Plumbing, will speak about “best practices in customer service” from his experience of running a highly in-demand plumbing company on Maui. Maui

Steamer Pots is catering, providing a dinner of delicious seafood cooked over the fire. Coffee will be available for purchase. $59.02. 6pm. Akamai Coffee Co., (1325 S. Kihei Rd.); Eventbrite.com FIRKIN FRIDAY! - Fri. Mar 3. In partnership with Maui Brewing Co., Luana is proud to offer cask ale and firkin keg tapping. Poured straight from the keg using gravity rather than carbon dioxide, this is draft beer at its best. Live music to follow, you don’t want to miss this beer explosion. 4:30pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Mar 3.

Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95.

5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com MAUI TASTEMAKERS SERIES - Fri. Mar 3. Join Japengo every Friday in March to continue their Maui Tastemakers series celebrating passion for using fresh and locally grown products. This month they are partnering with Adoboloco Hot Sauce, Kauai Sweet Shrimp and Molokai Sweet Prawns. $80. 5:30pm.

Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Mar 5. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Relax and enjoy a live musical jazz performance with new brunch selections each week in addition to the regular menu including favorites Shrimp and Grits, Chicken and Waffles and Steak and Eggs.

Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 7am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY BRUNCH WITH KAMAKOA LINDSEY-ASING - Sun. Mar 5. Join Merriman’s for a morning of traditional Hawaiian music with Kamakoa while enjoying Sunday brunch. 10am. Merriman’s Kapalua, (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Mar 5.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Mar 8. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Mar 8. The Luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and a luau buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

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Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

Keep on Movin’ w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

Sundaze Sessions w/DJ, 10pm

MON- Movies, Games & Music 10pm, TUE- Latin Night w/ Salsa Dancing 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wed w/Jazz Blues all night

One Tribe Movement w/ Trill LeBeau, 9:30pm $10/$15

Salsa Night w/ DJ Maui 9:30pm, $5

Upcountry Sunday’s w/ Pat Simmons Jr. & Erik Helmkamp, 2pm $7

WED- New Ladies Night w/ DJ Del Sol, DJ Love & Kid Continental, 10pm $10

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30pm, no cover

Aloha Bluegrass Band, 9:30pm $10

Maui Pranksters, 9pm $10

Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar 7am

MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED- Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON-Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE- Jazz at the Cat 7:30pm, WED- Benny Uyetake 7:30pm

Service Industry Night Time TBA

Brant Quick, 4-6pm

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MON- Corona Day, TUE & WED- Pool League

Trivia Night 7pm

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MON- MA’s Mix 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- TBA

Kanoa 2-5pm, SIN w/ DJ Gary Oneal 9pm-close

Scott Baird 2-5pm, Maui Blues Band 9-11pm, DJ Andrew Dana 11pm

Johnny Ringo 2-5pm, Zodiac Party w/ Kid Continental, Gaia & DJ Andrew Dana 9pm

Jason Archilla 2-5pm

MON- Chad Kaya 2-5pm, TUE- David Dawson 2-5pm, WED- Brant Quick 2-5pm & Industry Night w/ Gary Oneal (Time TBA)

Jason Macapulay 11-1pm & Late Night w/ DJ Illz

Corey Rezner 11-1pm

No Zeb 11-1pm & Late Night w/ DJ Casey

Corey Rezner 11-1pm

MON-Jon Kanekua 11-1pm, TUE- Alex Calma 11-1pm, WED- Ian Galleisky 11-1pm & Late Night w/DJ Sweets

Mick Fleetwood, Gretchen Rhodes & Eric Gilliom, 7-11pm

Dancehall Days, 7-11pm

House Shakers, 7-10pm

Dancehall Days, 7:30-10:30pm

MON- Black & Gold 7-10pm, TUE Mick Fleetwood, Gretchen Rhodes & Eric Gilliom, 7-10pm, WED Paul Johnson 6:30pm

Let’s Go Retro w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

ART SCENE AKIHIKO IZUKURA: THE WAY OF NATURAL TEXTILE EXHIBIT - Until - Sun. Mar 19. Master textile artist Akihiko Izukura of Kyoto creates work that honors sustainability and symbiosis with nature. His project will fill the expanse of the gallery with a fiber installation made entirely of handwoven, naturally dyed silk, produced by silkworms.

Tuesday-Sunday, 10am-5pm (Also open before Castle Theater shows and during intermission).

Free. 10am. Schaefer Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ANNA KEAY - Until - Mon. Mar 6. Anna Keay paints brilliantly colored close-up studies of the exotic tropical flowers found on Maui. Her exhibit will be on display in the Old Jail Gallery. 1pm.

Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com THE CROSSROADS USO EXHIBIT - Until - Fri. Mar 31. The Makawao History Museum commemorates the nearly 200,000 servicemen and women who trained and took leave in and near Makawao, Maui during World War II. Displays depicting the USO from its opening in January 1943 until the war ended in 1945 include original artwork, historical stories and memorabilia from the Crossroads USO, first located in the building that is now home to Casanova restaurant. Free.

10am. Makawao History Museum, (3642 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2482; Makawaomuseum.org QUEEN KA’AHUMANU BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION-STUDENT ART CONTEST - Until - Sat. Mar 18. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center and ‘Ahahui Ka‘ahumanu invite all Maui, Molokai and Lanai students to participate in an art contest in celebration of Her Majesty’s 249th birthday. Students from K to 12th grade are asked to participate by submitting art in any medium 8.5”x11” in size. Entries will be accepted at the QKC Guest Service desk from Mar. 13 to Festival Day Mar. 18 by 10:30am. Winners will be announced at the Center Court Stage at 2pm. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8774325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Mar 3. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com

EXHIBIT: OBSERVE AND PLAY FAMILY DAY - Sat. Mar 4. This family program offers a guided walk-through of the Schaefer International Gallery and a chance to make a piece of art to take home using silk fabric dyeing and weaving. Free. 10am.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HAWAIIAN CONTEMPORARY 2017 - Sat. Mar 4 - Wed. Apr 12. The gallery will display Hawaiian Contemporary works by a selection of fine art artists: Gabrielle Anderman, Melissa Chimera, Susan Schiesser, Mizu Sumida, Dian Lehr, Linda Whittemore, Carol Kouchi Yotsuda, Wanda Russell and Michael and Misato Mortara. 10:30am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com

POLITICAL EVENTS MARCH TO FREEDOM: TOPFREE AWARENESS MONTH - Sat. Mar 4 - Sat. Mar 25. Join Free the Nipple Maui for a March to Freedom for Topfree Awareness Month every Saturday in March. These gatherings will not only spread greater awareness of the legality for women to be topless wherever men can be, but also to demonstrate what “topfreedom” for everyone actually looks like. This is an opportunity to exercise multiple rights, including those protected by the constitution about gathering peacefully to protest and demonstrate. 2pm. Baldwin Beach Park, (Paia); Facebook.com/freethenipmaui

TICKETS ON SALE RAGAMALA DANCE COMPANY PRESENTS: “THEY ROSE AT DAWN” - Thu. Mar 9. In this solo work, women are depicted as carriers of ritual. Navigating inner and outer worlds, they invoke a sense of reverence, of unfolding mystery, of imagination. A stellar Carnatic musical ensemble accompanies Aparna Ramaswamy as she explores the spontaneous interplay between music and movement and the dynamic contours created by the artists onstage. $35-45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org REID JAMIESON PRESENTS DEAR LEONARD: THE COHEN COLLECTION - Fri. Mar 10.

Vancouver,’s Reid Jamieson shines his light with an incredible voice, therapeutic lyrics and magi-

cal melodies. Performing alongside his saucy wife and long-time songwriting partner Carolyn Victoria Mill they present an entertaining acoustic duo where harmonies abound. $20. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-250-9555.

EDDIE IZZARD - Fri. Mar 10. One of the most acclaimed comedians of his generation, Eddie Izzard’s unique, tangential, absurd and surreal narratives are lauded for their creativity and wit. He will bring his Force Majeure tour to Hawaii to achieve his goal of performing his critically acclaimed show in all 50 States. $46.50-57. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HAWAII JUNIOR GOLF DAY - Sat. Mar 11. The Aloha Section PGA and the Hawaii State Junior Golf Association offers a fun and educational introductory golf experience for junior golfers ages 5-18. Start off with a kids golf clinic by PGA/ LPGA professionals, refreshments are provided with certificates of completion and a tee prize.

Parents will receive information to get started in junior golf through the “Roadmap to Junior Golf”. Golf Day will be held at: Ka‘anapali Golf Courses, Kahili Golf Course and Wailea Golf Club. Sign up online. Free. 8:30am. Hawaii State Junior Golf Association; HSJGA.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MARCH 2ND GROOVE TO THE MOOVE - Thu. Mar 2. QKC, Meadow Gold Dairies and Hui No Ke Ola Pono presents Groove To Moove. Bring your walking shoes and get “moving” together toward a healthier community. 10am. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8774325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com NVMC MINI POP-UP EXHIBIT: DAY OF REMEMBRANCE: EXECUTIVE ORDER 9066 Until - Fri. Mar 10. Feb. 19 was the Day of Remembrance and the 75th year since President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066 in 1942. This order authorized the Secretary of War to prescribe certain areas as military zones, clearing the way for the internment of Japanese Americans in the United States. The Nisei Veterans Memorial Center invites the public to view the exhibit which will be open from Mon-Fri. 12pm. Nisei Vet-

erans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org NAKED PRINCESS TWO-DAY TRUNK SHOW - Thu. Mar 2 - Fri. Mar 3. Peruse a stunning collection of effortless chic and travel-friendly loungewear, lingerie, beauty and body products. Be the first to shop their latest spring styles and fall in love with “living the boudoir life.” 9am. Montage Kapalua Bay lobby, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay

FRIDAY, MARCH 3RD LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Fri. Mar 3. This is for all nonprofit organizations looking to host an education or fundraiser event. The selection process is based on quality, professionalism, and compliance with all of QKC’s guidelines and deadlines. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Mar 3. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note.

4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, MARCH 4TH ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Mar 4. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. Rather than depending on outside inputs which have a carbon footprint and often carry toxic components such as heavy metals and antibiotics, they strive to grow needed amendments right here on their land. $20-25. 4pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com E-CYCLING - Sat. Mar 4. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Karaoke, 9pm-close

Dat Guyz, 9pm-close

Kaimi & HiRiz, 9:30pm

Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON- Karaoke 8pm, TUE- Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

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Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)

MON- Mel & Soundlab 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan 7-10pm, WED- Guest Musician 7-10pm

Tori Dixon & Shawn, 8-10pm

Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

Benny & Rock 6-8pm

MON- Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks, 6:30pm

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30pm

Makai Jazz, 6:30pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON- Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm, TUE- Joyce & Gord 6:30pm, WED- Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks, 6:30pm

Hot Friday’s w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikazaa, 10pm

Euphoria w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Karaoke, Free Pool, Darts & Brant Quick 7-11pm

Ladies Night w/ specials, 9pm

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MON- NBA & NHL, TUE- $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & Darts, 7pm

Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

LET’S CELEBRATE GIRLS DAY TOGETHER Sat. Mar 4. Celebrate Hinamatsuri with Japanese doll crafts, pink balloons, entertainment, fun prizes and a special appearance by Hello Kitty. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Mar 4. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com BEST BUDDIES BLOCK PARTY - Sat. Mar 4.

Fun for the entire ohana with live entertainment, lei making, hula lessons, balloon animals, face painting, carnival games, zumba, coloring station, scavenger hunt, keiki games and activities and free books and popcorn, too. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Mar 4. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, MARCH 5TH FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Mar 5. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Every class is a party. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Mar 5. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am.

Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE REIKI - Sun. Mar 5. To stay sharp and healthy, your body’s internal energies need fine tuning. Without body manipulation, Reiki balances your energy centers, often called chakras so you can operate at peak performance. Want to learn Reiki? Ask about upcoming classes. Free.

9am. The Gym Maui, (300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-891-8108; Thegymmaui.com MAUI MADE SUNDAY’S - Sun. Mar 5. This is a fantastic showcase for Maui-made products that appeal to both kama’aina and visitors alike. Showcasing products that are made, manufactured, grown or created in Maui County. Enjoy live local music and Polynesian entertainment while shopping. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALI‘IOKEKAI - Sun. Mar 5. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by

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Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, MARCH 6TH OUTDOOR YOGA - Mon. Mar 6. Sandy Callender, Registered Yoga Teacher, will show how using traditional yoga postures and breath u greater work and practice brings you eeper flexibility and strength, a deeper ess connection to your wholeness xand turns on your relaxation response. Donation.

8am. Waipulani Park, (Kihei); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com

read the Classics Illustrated comic book of Rostand’s Cyrano de Bergerac, projected on a large screen. There will be cake, snacks and a free, paperback book for all who attend. Free.

3pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Mar 8. wi feature chef demonstraThe Market will tions, live music, hula show and culac tural activities.

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Call for more information and/or to register. (Registration is required). 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-8776888; Childandfamilyservices.org E-CYCLING - Tue. Mar 7. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards.

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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 8TH DISCOVERING THE CLASSICS WITH PAPA LOPAKA CELEBRATION - Wed. Mar 8. Come celebrate Papa Lopaka’s 50th Classics Illustrated reading. Papa Lopaka (Robert DeVinck) is a writer, English literature scholar and long-time reader of classic books. He will

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Sign Language PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

I’ve never met a Pisces who could perfectly “fit in.”

Despite your extreme malleability and changeability (or perhaps because of it), consistently blending in to your surroundings and not startling people nearby with your numerous eccentricities has always been impossible.

That tendency’s likely to be magnified this week, so don’t torture yourself with perceived social pressures. We love you just the way you are. Let it all hang out. It will, anyway, and we’d much rather you sported all your idiosyncrasies with grace and pride, rather than spend your time and energy scrambling to try to cover them up.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Some people don’t understand your passion, probably because they’ve never let themselves experience anything like it. They see it as changeable, inconsistent and unreliable–which it is, but so what? It’s a tremendous, all-consuming flame, constantly hungry for new fuel to feed it. That scares them. This week, though, you have a chance to introduce someone to the painful joy that real passion entails. Just don’t instantly unleash the full force of that fiery intensity, because at the first singe they’ll turn tail and run for the hills. Warm them up slowly. If you really take your time, you’ll eventually light a fire so bright it’ll cut your electricity bills in half.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

I recently tracked down an old Taurus friend. It was easy. He had the same number he’s had for the last ten years. In the same amount of time, I’ve lived in half a dozen different cities and wandered the whole world.

I was impressed and deeply intrigued, as I always am with someone who’s quite consciously made different choices than I have. I guarantee there’s a lot of richness to be gained there. This week, track down and catch up with someone you loved, but whose choices diverged wildly from the ones you made. You both have something important to be learned from the other–and guess what? There’s fun to be had there, too.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Transcend anything that might be construed as prudish. You’re not naturally squeamish or prim (what earth sign is?), but you’re sometimes innocent or inexperienced in a way that can come off as straitlaced or pedantic. However, considering the crowd (or person) you want to impress this week, displaying anything less than a lusty sense of humor and an eager willingness to try anything (at least once) would be doing yourself an injustice. After all, here’s a chance to become that much more worldly and experienced–and have a blast doing it. Please, darling: don’t blow it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve nurtured a growing appreciation for you guys. Don’t get me wrong. I’m still terribly bored by those Libras who manifest their impulses towards balance by choosing an incredibly average middle-of-theroad path. They’re stultifyingly “nice” and “normal.’ However, those Libras who are more ambitious and imaginative, who take their artistic impulses and sprint with them, who use their flexibility to add true beauty to the world–those Libras are my heroes. If you’re not fulfilling that gorgeous potential, get on it. Remember, you’ll never be anyone’s hero by maintaining the status quo, diluting or obscuring your individuality, or just being “nice.”

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Don’t self-sabotage. You may feel daunted by the convolutions of the path ahead of you, but to quit before you’ve begun would be incredibly stupid.

After all, you’ve been training for this kind of thing your whole life (especially since the obstacle course ahead is mostly of your own design and choosing).

It won’t be easy, but if anyone can navigate that treacherous maze, it’s you. What’s the worst that could happen, after all? Yeah, it would suck to make it three-quarters of the way through and then fail. But I can’t help thinking that even though breaking your own leg now would be easier, it would, in the bigger picture view, suck a whole lot more.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Darling, I know how much you want to be loved.

And you’re never happier than when you’ve got your entourage of admirers. But you’ve also got to learn to operate and shine without your coterie/lover/ minions. It may not come naturally to you; after all, lions are social creatures who normally operate in a pride. But it’s also necessary for not only your happiness, but your survival, because those who love you simply can’t be there all the times you need them to.

You’ve gotten lazy, using all that attention to supply the radiance you’re famous for. This week, let your shine come from within, regardless of who’s there to notice or appreciate it.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You’re the kind of acquired taste it’s hard to shake.

People may cringe at your intense flavor at first, but given a second or third chance, they often come around to loving it. You’ve been getting down on yourself lately, because people haven’t been lapping you up like ice cream. They just haven’t gotten used to you yet. It’s certainly no reason to try to tone yourself down so that more people can enjoy you. Be patient. If you’ll just hang tight, I guarantee that at least a few of those people who initially turned their noses up at what you had to offer will soon come back around for more.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

This is a good week, astrologically, for you to achieve goals, pursue pleasure, and indulge whims. What’s about to happen? Perhaps nothing amazing, per se, but whole mountains of pleasantness lie before you; everything you set your hand to at the moment will turn out at least alright. You could just chill and enjoy it, if you like. But you could also see that as a good base upon which to build. You could turn this above-average week into an extraordinary one. That, my dear, is entirely up to you.

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Watch where you’re slinging the cooling influence of the water you carry this week, Water Bearer. Although people mostly benefit from the kind of reason and logic you bring to emotional situations, it can also be quite a damper if improperly used. Sometimes people need to explore extremes of feeling–even if they’re dangerous–to learn something new about themselves, or just to satisfy themselves that they’re really living their lives. So be wary about the kind of help you offer this week. If you see someone in flames, certainly get the bucket ready. But don’t put the fire out unless you’re quite certain they want you to.

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