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2. According to an April 21 Pacific Business News story on a recent WalletHub report, where does Hawaii rank nationwide in terms of child health care?

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1. On Apr. 21, maritime archaeologist Dr. Hans Van Tilburg spoke at the Maui Ocean Center about World War II wrecks (aircraft, ships, tanks, etc.) lying off the Hawaiian Islands. According to Van Tilburg, about how many such wrecks are in Hawaii waters?

A. 120 B. 520 C. 1,120 D. 1,620

April 21 that the campaign of U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono, D–Hawaii, has $1 million in the bank. According to Federal Election Commission records, how much money does the campaign of possible 2018 opponent Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–2nd District, currently have?

A. $700,000 B. $1.1 million C. $1.5 million D. $2 million E. $2.7 million

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ABOUT 1,000 PEOPLE SHOW UP TO REP. TULSI GABBARD FAN CLUB MEETING In the old days (I’m thinking 2005 or so), Representative Ed Case, D–2nd District, would hold town hall meetings every 26 minutes or so. I remember one at King Kamehameha III Elementary School in Lahaina. A couple dozen people showed up, and a few asked questions of Case, who stood at the front of the room and handed out bottled water. The meetings were boring, but were straight-up meet-your-congressional representative gatherings. Anyone could walk in and just ask Case a question (or give him what-for, which happened a lot, too).

Case is of course long gone, and Rep. Tulsi Gabbard–the Democrat who has his job now–does these things very differently.

Her town halls are rare but spectacular affairs–more like a carefully choreographed convention (TulsiCon 2017!) than any kind of open exchange with constituents.

Her latest, which took place at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center the night of April 20, was by far the largest of her recent town hall tour through Hawaii’s 2nd District. Where other town halls attracted crowds numbered in the hundreds, the MACC gathering brought in “more than 1,000,” according to a news release Gabbard’s office released a few hours after it ended (though on the morning of April 21, Gabbard’s personal Instagram account put the headcount at “Nearly 1,000”).

Anyone walking in expecting one of those angry town halls where legions of pissed-off constituents shout angry questions at some exasperated legislator would have walked out disappointed. This was a love-fest for Gabbard, full of stirring applause and effortless answers. Those wanting to ask a question had to sign up and explain it ahead of time.

Gabbard’s staff then decided who would get to ask questions (the nice moderator very nicely explained ahead of time that they probably wouldn’t get to everyone), virtually guaranteeing that Gabbard wouldn’t face any inquiries about her refusal to denounce Stephen Bannon, President Donald Trump’s white supremacist chief strategist, why she thinks the U.S. can “defeat” terrorist groups like ISIS with conventional military means or whether she’ll step down in 2018 to challenge fellow Democratic U.S Senator

Mazie Hirono. And, of course, no one took issue with Gabbard’s explanation that she met with Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad to “further the cause of peace and understanding.”

Make no mistake: Gabbard is extremely popular.

Many of her positions are solidly liberal–decriminalize marijuana, Medicare for all, oppose the repealing of the Affordable Care Act. But her focus remains foreign policy–specifically, what she calls America’s “counterproductive regime-change wars” (a clumsy bit of jargon she has endlessly repeated throughout her April town hall gatherings). Hers is a narrow, binary view of the war: you either support her stance that we let Assad remain Syrian dictator, or you think the U.S. should be the world’s policeman and support endless wars to topple regimes we don’t like.You listen to her denounce the civil war in Syria as a “counterproductive regime-change war” enough and it’s easy to think the U.S. started the war.

“The Syrian people are not sitting around having ideological debates about what’s going on in their country,” she said at one point (which is of course nonsense– “ideological debates” are precisely what led to the Syrian war in the first place).

A long time ago, when faced with war, Democrats used to advocate stuff like international sanctions, multilateral coalitions and alliances, appeals to the United Nations and efforts to strengthen the International Criminal Court (recently, Gabbard seemed to think the ICC held the power to execute those it convicted, which is bizarrely incorrect). Guess that’s all in the past. These days, Democrats like Gabbard are far more hawkish–her Stop Arming Terrorists Act (which is not supported by any other of Hawaii’s federal legislators) isn’t an attempt to stop the United States from unilaterally making war, but rather a way to reorient it to only starting Gabbard-approved wars against groups like Al Qaeda and ISIS. But the best part of the town hall–the very

best part–happened near the end, when a resident tossed Gabbard the softest softball question I’ve ever heard: something about how she’s “bringing aloha” to the savagely partisan U.S. House of Representatives. Gabbard smiled, the told a story about her first days in congress, when she asked her mother (that would be Carol Gabbard, wife of Hawaii State Senator Mike Gabbard) to make 434 small boxes of her “dangerously tasty macadamia toffee” for each representative, and then another 435 larger boxes for their staffers. It was a charming little tale about the importance of “small, sincere gestures” that elicited at least one audible “awww” from the audience, but Gabbard left out one tiny detail: Carol and Mike Gabbard own a business that produces toffee for sale to the general public (use the Google to find out the name if you’re curious– they can look elsewhere for free advertising).

The whole thing wrapped up shortly after 9pm. Though Gabbard then made herself available a meet-and-greet with constituents at the stage, most everyone filed out into the rainy, muggy evening.

COUNTY AUDITOR DROPS SCATHING REPORT ON OLD WAILUKU POST OFFICE DEMOLITION You don’t have to get very far into the new Maui County Auditor’s report on the Old Wailuku Post Office (OWPO) demolition expenditures before you get to the some old fashioned truth about how local government works around here.

“The County’s pattern of actions is unfortunate because the public is left underinformed and in the dark,” states the report, released on Apr. 18. “If this pattern continues, the County will be rushing to destinations that the public does not want to go.”

For those incensed about, oh, the Maui County Liquor Commission’s recent surprising decision to rewrite a great many county rules governing the sale of alcoholic beverages without explicitly telling the public ahead of time that they were preparing to do this, these words are very familiar. And while it’s true that in 2011 and 2012, Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa’s administration did in fact communicate several times to the Maui County Council that

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they were preparing to demolish the Old Wailuku Post Office, it’s also true–as County Auditor Lance Taguchi and his staff repeatedly point out in their new report–that county officials repeatedly chose the least publicly transparent actions available in the run-up to the 2013 demolition of the post office (which was supposed to lead to a new civic center campus, but the lot is now being used as a parking lot for county workers–so it goes).

For fun, I’ve gone through Taguchi’s report and found some of the choices cuts of auditing meat. Some of the following will be familiar–other elements are like fresh slaps in the face. Enjoy!

• “If the Mayor is unsure of what his proposed project entails, then he should not include it in his Budget Proposal. If the Council is unsure of a project presented in the Mayor’s Budget Proposal, they should not include it in the Budget Ordinance. Instead, Councilmembers should ask the Mayor to propose a Budget amendment when the project is better defined.”

• “[T]he Auditor requested the emails of the Managing Director, Countywide CIP Coordinator, Director of Finance, Budget Director, and a Deputy Corporation Counsel. The emails were dated between July 1, 2012 through February 28, 2013. Originally, the Auditor intended to request emails from an earlier date. However, after a discussion with the County’s Chief Technology Officer, the Auditor was informed that some of those emails may no longer be available.”

• “When the Mayor decided to demolish the entire OWPO building rather than re-use it, he should have proposed a Budget amendment. A Budget amendment would have informed the public that $1.5 million would be used in a different way. In addition, it would have protected the Mayor against accusations from the Council that he may have violated the FY 2012 Budget Ordinance.”

• “It is the Auditor’s opinion that although statements of the impending OWPO demolition were made at meetings open to the public, Councilmembers may not have been aware of the funding source for that work.”

• “In the Auditor’s opinion, an EA [Environmental Assessment] should have been conducted to comprehensively examine potential impacts of the OWPO demolition and the construction of a six-story building in Wailuku town… The County should lead by example and abide by the laws that it expects private citizens and developers to comply with.”

• “To the Auditor, it is quite clear: the public gave the guidance on what to do with historic buildings; the Administration did not listen.”

CORRECTION I got the phone number for the Kihei Community Association wrong in my April 20, 2017 story “Get Involved!” The correct number is 508-499-9996. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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HAWAII STUDENTS DOMINATE TELEVISION MEDIA AWARDS Media students from Hawaii were big winners at the 14th annual Student Television Network Convention. Approximately

LAHAINA STUDENTS TAKE HOME GOLD IN NAGA TOURNAMENT Five students from Carlson Gracie Jiu Jitsu Academy in Lahaina were winners in the North American Grappling As-

waii’s HIKI NO student news network.

“Without a doubt, the stellar performance

by Hawaii schools at STN is due to the work our schools have done with HIKI NO and PBS Hawaii,” said Kevin Matsunaga, Chiefess Kamakahelei Middle School media teacher and STN regional board member.

“Our Hawaii media teachers have worked tirelessly, as well, and the outstanding work their students have done at these competitions is proof that HIKI NO is making a huge difference in the lives of our students.”

PBS Hawaii President and CEO Leslie Wilcox said HIKI NO offers students the ideal preparation for the national competition and it also readies them for different professional paths by teaching them to work their way through challenges and deliver quality work on tight deadlines.

“This national recognition is yet another testament of the quality work being produced by our HIKI NO students and the dedication of their media teachers and mentors,” said Kathryn Matayoshi, Hawaii State Department of Education Schools Superintendent.

“These opportunities would not be possible without the commitment and partnership with PBS Hawaii. The teamwork and use of technology needed to create these quality

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The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, Maui’s newest oceanfront resort, celebrated its opening with a traditional Hawaiian blessing on April 14; the resort, which is situated on 16 acres of North Ka‘anapali Beach, began receiving guests the following day.

Kahu Kapono‘ai Molitau led the blessing ceremony, which included a maile lei untying, symbolic in Hawaiian culture for opening a space.

“Maui is one of the world’s most desirable destinations, and we are excited to open our doors to this extraordinary resort,” said Steve Williams, chief operating officer, Vistana Signature Experiences. “The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas is a truly unique resort that combines Hawaii’s rich heritage with the aloha spirit for which the islands are known.”

Comprised of one-, two- and threebedroom villas, The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas is designed to be a relaxing haven with culturally inspired programs and distinctive Hawaiian experiences. Under the careful guidance of the resort’s cultural director, Makalapua Kanuha, the essence of Hawaii has been carefully woven into design elements throughout the property.

At the resort’s heart will be the Pu‘uhonua o Nanea Cultural Center,

which will feature innovative and educational cultural offerings designed will honor local history, language, art, crafts, music and dance.

“In the Hawaiian language, nanea means to be in a state of relaxation,” said Chris Rabang, general manager. “We are thrilled to begin welcoming guests and are looking forward to helping them embrace our resort’s namesake through meaningful experiences and signature Westin features.”

The amenities at The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas include an expansive lagoon-style swimming pool, children’s beach pool and play area, oceanfront cabanas and a fitness studio.

The resort’s full-service restaurant, Mauka Makai, pays tribute to the farming and fishing cultures of ancient Hawaii with an emphasis on farm-to-table foods. The restaurant utilizes indigenous plants and vegetables grown onsite and from local farms to complement popular local dishes. The Inu Pool Bar provides a relaxing setting to enjoy oceanfront views, cocktails and lighter fare.

sociation (NAGA) Tournament held on Oahu on April 9. The competitors are all students of Christian Kennedy-Grandy, a third degree black belt who was personally trained by Carlson Gracie of the Carlson Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Academy in Brazil.

Three students–Ledan Delatori, William Wilson and Brayden Valencia–each took home two golds in their respective weight classes. Elijah Hayes took home a silver and bronze award in his weight class; and Anakin Hayes won a gold and silver award.

CGJJ academy is the only Jiu-Jitsu Academy under Carlson Gracie Sr. in the state of Hawaii. Carlson Gracie is the eldest son of Carlos Gracie, the original founder of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. His schools are one of the most traditional Jiu-Jitsu, self-defense and Mixed Martial Arts schools in the world.

The tournament was held at James Campbell High in Ewa Beach.

That's a lot of kids

3,000 middle and high school students from across the U.S. gathered in California to compete in on-site, time-restricted contests in video journalism, television production, filmmaking, music videos, commercials, and public service announcements.

Hawaii schools brought home nearly onequarter of the awards at the media convention which was held in Anaheim, California. As in the last few STN competitions, the number of awards won by Hawaii schools was notably high in comparison to states with larger populations such as California, Florida and Texas.

Two middle schools led the Hawaii awards count: Maui Waena Intermediate School and Kauai’s Chiefess Kamakahelei Middle School each took home seven awards. And Maui High School and Kamehameha Schools Maui each took home two awards.

All of the student winners had garnered experience working with the PBS Ha-

productions align with the Department’s mission to help our students connect with their communities and be lifelong learners.”

Maui Waena Intermediate School took home wins in a variety of categories including spot feature, movie trailer, public service announcement, student film and music video.

First place winners included Maui High School students who took honors in the public service announcement category. Maui’s Kamehameha High School received an honorable mention in the action sports category.

Maui students also dominated the middle school crazy 8s broadcast news magazine category with first place going to Maui Waena Intermediate School and second place to Kamehameha middle school students. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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HIPSTERS ON THE RISE The Columbia Room bar in Washington, D.C., recently introduced the “In

Search of Time Past” cocktail–splashed with a tincture of old, musty books.

Management vacuum-sealed pages with grapeseed oil, then “fat-washed” them with a “neutral high-proof ” spirit and added a vintage sherry, mushroom cordial and eucalyptus. And the California reggae rock band Slightly Stoopid recently produced a vinyl record that was “smokable,” according to Billboard magazine–using a “super resinous variety of hashish” mastered at the Los Angeles studio Capsule Labs. The first two versions’ sound quality disappointed and were apparently quickly smoked, but a third is in production.

THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS The telephone “area” code in the tony English city of Bath (01225) is different than that of adjacent Radstock (01761) and probably better explained by landline telephone infrastructure than a legal boundary. However, a Bath councilwoman said in April that she is dealing with complaints by 10 new residents who paid high-end prices for their homes only to find that they came with the 01761 code. Admitted one Bath resident, “I do consider my phone number to be part of my identity.”

MAGNIFICENT EVOLVERS Human populations in Chile’s Atacama desert have apparently developed a tolerance for arsenic 100 times as powerful as the World Health Organization’s maximum safe level (according to recent research by University of Chile scientists).

And while 80 percent of Americans age 45 or older have calcium-cluttered blood veins (atherosclerosis), about 80 percent of Bolivian Tsimane hunter-gatherers in the Amazon have clean veins, according to an April report in The Lancet. (Keys for having “the healthiest hearts in the world”: walk a lot and eat monkey, wild pig and piranha.)

AWESOME University of Basel biologists writing in the journal Science of Nature in March calculated that the global population of spiders consumes at least 400 million tons of prey yearly–about as much, by weight, as the total of meat and fish consumed by all humans. And University of Utah researchers trained surveillance cameras on dead animals in a local desert to study scavenger behavior and were apparently astonished to witness the disappearances of two bait cows. Over the course of five days, according to the biologists’ recent journal article, two different badgers, working around the clock for days, had dug adjacent holes and completely buried the cows (for storage and/or to keep the carcasses from competitors). ■

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ummer is definitely a great time for the keiki. But for the working parent, summer can be stressful. We can help: see, we went on the hunt to find a summer program–sports, science, arts, dance and more–that’s sure to interest every keiki in Maui County. Stay cool!

JUDY’S GANG SUMMER FUN DANCE CLASS - Mon. May 1 - Fri. Jul 28. Children ages 3+ will learn tap, jazz, dance, exercise and calligraphy. Directed, choreographed and run by Judy Ridolfino. 8am. (811 Kolu St., Wailuku); 808-879-8742.

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Walk-in registration days are Saturdays, June 3 and 17, between 10am-2pm at the Kahului Jodo Mission Hall. Registration fee per player: $65 for walk-ins, $85 online and $95 for late registration Aug. 1 and later.

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with weekly excursions, singing, dancing and more. Cost is $150 per week or $950 for all eight weeks, discounted online rates available. Registration deadline is May 19.

7am-5:30pm. Wailuku Elementary School, (355 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-262-4538; Kamaainakids.com KAHULUI HONGWANJI PRE-SCHOOL SUMMER SESSION - Thu. Jun 1 - Fri. Jul 14. Children ages 3-5 will learn a wide variety of sensory, motor and intellectual experiences while making friends in a safe environment.

7am-5pm. (291 S. Pu‘unene Ave., Kahului); 808-871-4732; Kahuluihongwanji.org HST WINDSURFING, SURFING, SUP AND KITESURFING SUMMER SCHOOL - Thu. Jun 1 - Thu. Aug 31.

Windsurfing at Kanaha has to be one of the best ways to spend summer. Every participant gets their own board and rig. Group sizes are small, 2-4 students per coach for maximum fun, safety and experiential learning. Cost is $249. Reservations required.

8:45-11:30am. (425 Koloa St., Kahului); 808-871-5423; Hstwindsurfing.com; Hstkitesurfing.com

MAUI COUNTRY CLUB SUMMER SPORTS CAMP - Fri. May 26 - Fri. Jul 28. The summer kids program offers various camps like, tennis, golf, swim, art and more. Counselors will ensure that every kid has a memorable experience while working on sportsmanship, dedication, determination and having fun while making friends.

8am. (48 Nonohe Pl., Paia); 808-877-7893; Mauicountryclub.com

One time fee of $275, standard rates apply for nannies hourly. Schedule your own time.

808-321-7663; Mauinannies@gmail.com; Mauinannies.com

DIANE’S GYMNASTICS ACADEMY SUMMER CAMP - Mon. May 29 - Fri. Aug 4. Children ages 5+ will enjoy hands-on gymnastics learning, positive team building, energetic group games, arts and crafts. Each week is packed with fun and offers a different theme. Cost: $40-half day, $60-full day, $150-5 half days, $250-5 full days. Family

DORIS TODD ACADEMY SUMMER ENRICHMENT CLASSES - Tue. May 30 - Fri. Jul 28. Students currently in grades 4-7 will enjoy the many enrichment classes offered. Classes include: beginning, intermediate, and advanced band; math enrichment; art; beginning and intermediate ukulele; illusion, magic and card tricks and

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physical education. All instruments will be provided. 8am. (519 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9237; Office@doristoddchrisian. org; Doristoddchristian.org

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PAINTBALL SUMMER CAMP - There will be three two week sessions, May 29-June 9, June 12-23 and June 26-July 7. Ages 8+.

Maui Paintball, (814 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Olowalu); 808-280-2764; Mauipaintball.com

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husbandry, gardening and more. Bring your own lunch. Cost is $75 per day, $325 per week, $625 for two weeks. Advance registration required. 9am-3pm. Melissa Sowers; 808-280-6144; Info@mauiponies.com; Mauiponies.com

MAKANI OLU RANCH SUMMER YOUTtt - Thu. Jun 1 - Thu. Aug 31. This week long camp is 100 percent hands-on horsemanship. Campers will learn skills in horsemanship while finding confidence and independence. Cost is $350 per week. 9am3pm. (363 W. Waiko Rd., Waikapu); 808870-0663; Yodneal@makanioluranch.com; Makanioluranch.com

CAMP KAMA’AINA KIDS - Wed. May 31 Fri. Jul 21. Children grades 5-6 will have the opportunity to build friendships, learn new skills, and create experiences that will last a lifetime. Program includes Creative Crafts, Physical Fitness and Team-Building Games,

BASKETBALL MAUI NEXT LEVEL CAMP - Sun. Jun 4 - Fri. Jun 9. Campers ages 7-18 will learn crucial keys to becoming a great player with high quality Master coaches to provide the best basketball skills training. Cost is $99 with bus ser-

vices available for $45. War Memorial Gym; 808-866-6996; Info@basketballmaui.com; Basketballmaui.com WAIPUNA CHAPEL SUMMER YOUTH CAMP - Sun. Jun 4 - Thu. Jun 8. Children grades 6-12, will enjoy four-night and fiveday lodging at Camp Maluhia. Limited to 220 campers by a first come- first pay option. Cost is $150. 2pm. Camp Maluhia; 808-878-6343; Waipunachapel.com ROOTS SCHOOL SUMMER CAMP Mon. Jun 5 - Fri. Jul 28. Children will dive into underwater habitats of the pacific ocean. Introducing information and facts about creatures of the sea that surround the islands and connecting their Hawaiian names. There will be fun water play days and a field trip to the Maui Ocean Center. Cost is $1,620. (740 Haiku Rd.); 808-250-7988; Rootsmaui.org

3pm. (4910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-665-9966; Mauiprep.org AKAKU MAUI SUMMER YOUTH VIDEO PROGRAM - Mon. Jun 5 - Thu. Jul 6. Mobile journalism for children ages 11-18. Learn to produce three minute videos by interview or narration with an iPod and get MOJO certified. Class times are Mondays and Thursdays with two time slots, 10am-1pm or 2-5pm. This is a free program but space is limited. (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-8715554; Kat@akaku.org; Akaku.org MAUI ARTS AND CULTURAL CENTER SUMMER YOUNG ART MAKERS PROGRAMS - Tue. Jun 6 - Wed. Jul 5.

Visual arts classes for art makers, age 5

MONTESSORI SCHOOL PRIMARY SUMMER CAMP - Mon. Jun 12 - Fri. Jul 21. Children ages 3-6 will enjoy art activities, nature, story time and out door play for a great time filled with fun and friendship.

8am-3pm. (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; Momi.org THEATRE THEATRE MAUI WESTSIDE YOUTH THEATRE CAMP - Mon. Jun 12 - Sun. Jul 23. Enjoy a fun-filled summer of singing, dancing, acting and set making.

Campers will also participate in a workshop making props and set pieces for the summer show. Summer camp will end with campers performing in this year’s production of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast Jr., in July. Registration is open to students entering the 4th

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PACIFIC WHALE FOUNDATION SUMMER OCEAN CAMP - Mon. Jun 5 - Fri. Aug 4. Campers can join a day, a week, or a whole summer on a journey of discovery, learning and adventure, exploring topics from whales to conservation and more. Each week offers something new, like museumtype sites, beach days, land-based field trips, surfing, windsurfing and a Molokini snorkel.

Registration fee is $80 per day or $325 for the week. 8am-4pm. (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org HUI NOE‘AU SUMMER CAMP KALUANUI - Mon. Jun 5 - Fri. Aug 4. Campers ages 5+ will paint, draw, build, design and play their way through a balanced variety of artistic activities each day. Offering a diverse, visual arts curriculum geared to stretch minds, exercise imaginations, keep the body active, and introduce new idea-generating techniques. Cost is $100-250 for members and $125-313 for non-members + supply fees. 8:30am-4pm. (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com MAUI FAMILY YMCA SUMMER PROGRAMS - Mon. Jun 5 - Fri. Jul 28. For children ages 4-13, the camp programs offers, archery, basketball, soccer, swim, baking, cooking and gardening camps, for a way to enjoy the summer. Campers who are 14-16 may register for the Counselors in Training Program. Offering three locations: Camp Moana (Kahului YMCA), Camp Nalu (Kihei School), and Camp One (Pomaika‘i School).

9am. 808-242-9007; Mauiymca.org ALOHA VOLLEY BALL ASSOCIATION SUMMER BEACH CAMP - Mon. Jun 5 - Fri. Jul 21. Learn, play and make new friends while playing in the sand. There are daily ladders, weekly tourneys and a summer finale. Divisions: 11 and under, 14 and under, 18 and under (all divisions are coed). Cost: $400-summer, $85-week, $45day. 9am-6pm. Haleakala Beach, (2277 Kekaulike Ave., Kula); 808-298-9623; Alohavolleyball.com MAUI PREPARATORY ACADEMY STAR CAMP - Mon. Jun 5 - Fri. Jul 21. Children grades K-5 will enjoy hands on activities in the arts and technology, including: dance, music, basic tech (easy robotics), martial arts and more. Cost is $250 per week. 9am-

Pretty ballerinas

and up. Participants will work with teaching artists to focus on drawing, painting, printmaking, or sculpture. Includes four two-hour studio sessions and materials.

Cost is $60. Registration deadline is May 30. 8am. (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org NURTURING THE WILD SUMMER ADVENTURE CAMP - Tue. Jun 6 - Sat. Jul 1. Explore the natural world through hands-on activities, nature-awareness games, storytelling and songs. Each week will be a new crew and new, wild adventure. Schedule: June 6-17, 10am3pm, Adventure Camp, for ages 8-13; June 20-24, 10am-3pm, Wild Girls, for ages 8-11; June 27-July 1, 10am-1pm, Explorers, ages 5-6. Cost is $250 per week. Nurturingthewild.org IMUA FAMILY SERVICES CAMP IMUA - Sat. Jun 10 - Thu. Jun 15. Children ages 6-16 with a range of special needs will enjoy a range of activities like horseback riding, swimming, surfing, kayaking, hiking, arts and crafts, music, dance, tumbling, an ice cream social, glow party, concerts, talent show, outdoor movies, helicopter tours, zip-lining, climbing and more. Camp Maluhia, (3450 Kahekili Hwy., Wailuku); 808-244-7467; Campimua@imuafamilyservices.org; Imuafamilyservices.org/camp

grade in the 2017/2018 school year and up to age 18. Cost is $399-428. 8:30am-2pm.

(505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-611-1168; Ttmwestmaui.org HUI NOE‘AU TEEN SUMMER ART ACADEMY - Mon. Jun 12 - Fri. Aug 4.

This fun-filled camp will inspire teens ages 11+ with projects designed to build and develop innovative thinking. Courses offered are: Designer’s Studio: Explore Jewelry, Metalsmithing and Silkscreen, June 12-15, $200 for members and $250 for non-members + $50 supply fee. Hui Exploration: Create and Discover, June 2630 and July 10-14, $250 for members and $313 for non-members + $50 supply fee, per course. “Selfie” Self-Portraits Painting and Adventurous Printmaking Exploration, July 31-August 4, $250 for members and $313 for non-members + $50 supply fee. 8:30am-4pm. (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com LEARNING ENDEAVORS GEOEXPLORES SUMMER CAMP - Mon. Jun 12 - Fri. Jul 21. Each camp session has a unique theme focused on a region or ecosystem on the island of Maui. Campers ages 7-12 will engage in scientific inquiry, innovative technology use, integration of visual arts projects, outdoor adventures, and fun camp games and activities. Camp itinerary and

daily meeting locations are provided upon registration. Tuition is $249, register by May 10 and save $49, discounts for siblings.

After care available for an additional charge of $10 and hour up to 5pm. 8am-2:30pm.

Learningendeavors.org/geoexplorers SEABURY HALL SUMMER SCHOOL - Mon. Jun 12 - Fri. Jul 14. Offering a variety of academic, athletic, and artistic opportunities for students entering grades 1-8 who are looking for an enriching summer experience. Tuition is $1,360 for full time and $680 for half time. Bus service available from Kihei and Kahului for additional charge. 8:30am-3:50pm. (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org MAUI ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS SUMMER MUSICAL THEATRE CAMP - Mon. Jun 12 - Thu. Jul 20. Calling all performers ages 8-18! Spend your summer singing, dancing and acting, culminating in 8 public performances of Disney’s Mulan Jr. which will take place in July. All students perform in the show. Cost is $895. 9am-2pm. (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org ALEXANDER ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS SUMMER DANCE CLASS - Mon. Jun 12 - Sun. Aug 6. Students ages 3 to adult are offered classes in ballet, jazz, contemporary, pointe and yoga.

Register for the eight-week session or dropin a la carte. Class cards are also available.

9am. (4355 L. Kula Rd.); 808-878-8970; Alexanderacademy.info MAUI ARTS AND CULTURAL CENTER ‘CROSS CURRENTS’ SUMMER ART PROGRAM - Mon. Jun 12 - Fri. Jun 30.

This summer program is designed for young performing artists ages 12-18, to help them learn about the worlds of traditional and contemporary culture and arts. Program includes supplies, lunch, and snack. Cost is $350.

Space is limited. Registration deadline May 1. 9am-3pm. (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org/students KUPONO MUSIC STUDIOS SUMMER MUSIC INSTITUTE - Mon. Jun 12 - Fri. Jul 28. Students ages 8-13 will learn piano, violin, ukulele, guitar, recorder, melodica and singing with choreography. Students will also participate in a music-related field trip, and have the opportunity to perform a final concert at a professional concert venue. Offering two three-week sessions: June 12-30 and July 10-28. Attend either session or both for an extra in-depth musical summer. 9am-3pm. (115 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-276-4847; Mkluth.com KAPALUA GOLF ACADEMY JUNIOR GOLF CAMP - Mon. Jun 12 - Fri. Aug 11.

Designed for junior golfers ages 5-17, the program’s purpose is to develop athletic ability by developing fundamental movement skills, teach golf-specific skills and let kids have fun, creating a love for the game of golf. Taught by Titleist Performance Institute (TPI) Junior Development Certified Instructor Chris Armanini, PGA. 9:30am4pm. (300 Kapalua Dr.); 808-662-7740; Golfatkapalua.com/Junior-Golf.html

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Monday, July 10 – Friday, July 14, 2017 Location: 2055 Naalae Road, Kula, Hawaii 96790 $125 Per Day • 9AM-3PM • Ages: 5-18 Early Bird Rate $100/Day if You Register by June 1st Integrative Nutritionist Iman Marghoob MS, RD Will Be Joining Us! Contact us at: mauiyouthranch@gmail.com Toni Martin, Executive Director 808-298-5864

OUR MISSION Maui Youth Ranch creates a nurturing environment, using equine therapy for adults & children with emotional, physical and/or cognitive special needs.

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Continued from page 11 GUNGHO SAILING SUMMER TEEN SAILING PROGRAM - Tue. Jun 13 - Fri. Jun 16.

Teens ages 14-18 will have fun in this Learn-toSail course. Cost is $500 and includes lunch and refreshments. Class size is limited to six. 10am2pm. (Lahaina Harbor, Slip 78); 808-269-5261; Gunghosailing@gmail.com; Gunghosailing.com WAIPUNA CHAPEL SPORTS AND ARTS CAMP - Mon. Jun 19 - Fri. Jun 23. Campers ages 6-12 can choose Sports Camp of soccer, flag football, dance and cheer, or fit kidz. Or Arts Camp with variety of art instruction and crafts. Cost is $35 for Sports Camp and $45 for Arts Camp. 9am-12:30pm. Kula Fields, 808-878-6343; Waipunachapel.com CAVE QUEST VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL - Mon. Jun 19 - Fri. Jun 23. The camp will be for kids in grades K-5 (ages 5-12). There is no cost but registration is limited to the first 50 kids. Registration opens on May 1. 3-6pm. Kihei Lutheran Church, (220 Moi Pl., Kihei); 808-879-7979; Klc@kiheilutheran.org; Kiheilutheran.org CATALYST SOCCER MAUI-WIDE DEVELOPMENT CAMPS - Thu. Jun 22 - Mon. Jul 24. Camps will cover all aspects of the game with special emphasis on the fundamentals of passing, shooting, dribbling, and fun soccer related games to challenge and excite young players to new levels. Four locations: June 2226, Central Maui; July 6-10, Upcountry; July 13-17, Lahaina; July 20-24, Kihei. Ages 4-6, 9:30-11am, cost is $85 per week. Ages 6-14, 9am-12pm, cost is $125 per week. 808-868-0073; Catalystsoccer.com/maui MAUI SURFER GIRLS TEEN SURF CAMP - Tue. Jul 4 - Wed. Jul 19. Camp is designed for girls ages 12-17, with any level of surfing experience. Surf camps are allinclusive, with oceanfront accommodations, professional surf coaching, 3 healthy meals a day, tropical adventures, and a lifetime of friends and Maui memories. Camp weeks are July 4-11 and July 12-19, 2017 and costs is $2,250 per week. (800 Olowalu Village Rd., Lahaina); 808-280-8165; Mauisurfergirls.com OHANA RANCH SUMMER CAMP Mon. Jul 10 - Fri. Jul 14. Campers ages 5-18 will enjoy nutrition and cooking, arts

and crafts, horseback riding, horse care and miniature horse play. Cost is $125 per day with early bird rate of $100 per day

by June 1. 9am-3-pm. (2055 Naalae Rd., Kula); 808-298-5864; mauiyouthranch@ gmail.com; ohanaranchmaui.com MAUI HULIAU FOUNDATION ECOADVENTURE SUMMER CAMP - Tue. Jul 11 - Fri. Jul 14. Students entering grade 7-9 will enjoy hands-on introduction to environmental studies at various locations.

Activities include hiking, swimming, restoration projects, farm activities, filmmaking, a visit to Maui Ocean Center and more. Cost in $125. 8:30am-4pm. 808-757-2100; Info@mauihuliaufoundation.org; Mauihuliaufoundation.org/summercamp ALEXANDER ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS DANCE CAMP, AGES 3-5.5 - Mon. Jul 17 - Fri. Jul 21. Enjoy the inspiring and educational ‘Princess and Knights’ themed dance camp, led by a caring staff of professionally-trained dancers this summer. These week-long camps incorporate ballet principles, creative movement, tumbling, jazz, dance games, and even arts and crafts to keep your children active and entertained. Each camp concludes with an in-studio performance for parents and friends that demonstrates the progress, confidence and creativity your children has developed.

Cost is $165. 9am-12pm. (4355 L. Kula Rd.); 808-878-8970; Alexanderacademy.info ALEXANDER ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS DANCE CAMP, AGES 6-10 - Mon. Jul 31 - Fri. Aug 4. Enjoy the inspiring and educational ‘Princess and Knights’ themed dance camp, led by a caring staff of professionally-trained dancers this summer. These week-long camps incorporate ballet principles, creative movement, tumbling, jazz, dance games, and even arts and crafts to keep your children active and entertained. Each camp concludes with an in-studio performance for parents and friends that demonstrates the progress, confidence and creativity your children has developed. Cost is $200. 9am-1pm. (4355 L. Kula Rd. Kula); 808-878-8970; Alexanderacademy.info ■ editor@mauitime.com

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June 1st – July 14th Monday-Friday: 7am – 5pm Ages: 3-5 Kahului Hongwanji Preschool o‫ٺ‬ers a wide variety of sensory, motor and intellectual experiences in a safe and loving environment. www.kahuluihongwanjipreschool.com khmpreschool@hotmail.com 808.877.7998

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Best Of Maui Awards Ballot It’s that time again We know you hold the key to the BEST OF MAUI. It’s your year round perseverance and diligent research on where to eat, where to play, the best shops on the island, and which political scandal takes the cake for 2017. The time you’ve been waiting for is finally here. Cast your vote for your favorite shops, restaurants and community highlights in the MauiTime Best of Maui and be heard!

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Picks

by Alex Mitchell

This Week's Picks THURSDAY, APRIL 27 WWII POP-UP DISPLAY – There’s a World War II pop-up display at the Nisei Veterans Memorial Center from now until Friday, May 26. The display honors the approximately 33,000 Japanese-American soldiers that served in the U.S. Armed Forces during the war. You’ll see diagrams, photos, historical imagery and memorabilia from Pfc. Susumu Fukuyoshi of the 100th Infantry Battalion and Pfc. Hiroichi Tomita of the 442nd Regimental Combat Team’s personal collections. Free. 12-4pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org. Photo courtesy of Deidre Tegarden

HUMBLE MARKET KITCHIN GRAND OPENING – Humble Market Kitchin will hold a Grand Opening Celebration at the Wailea Beach Resort. The night will include presentations and appearances by ceernor Shan Tsulebrities like Steven Tyler, Shep Gordon, Lt. Governor n, Marty Dread, tsui, Mayor Alan Arakawa, Coach Don Nelson, a. Reservations Chef Kimi Warner, Kai Lenny and Matt Meola. required. $150-175. 6:30pm. Humble Market Kitchin at Wailea Beach Resort, (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-4655; Hmkmaui.com.

Photo courtesy roysrestaurant.com

FRIDAY, APRIL. 28 $UICIDEBOY$ – There’s a $uicideboy$ show at Da Warehouse Maui. They’re a rap duo from New Orleans that consists of Scott Arceneaux Jr. (aka Scrim) and Aristos Petrou (aka Ruby Da Cherry).

The show includes SupremeBeings, DJ Cruz, Dabodose, Kid Continental and the debut of Justice Lewis and Kylor Sparks. $35-55. 9pm-3am. Da Warehouse Maui, (200 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-688-8008; Dawarehousemaui.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/BAMP Project

FIRE KNIFE COMPETITION – The “Si’a Le Afi… Ignite The Fire” Knife Competition will happen at the Sheraton Maui Resort from Friday, April 28 to Saturday, April 29. The event will bring fire knife competitors from all around Hawaii. The top three competitors will advance to the finals where guests will watch awe-inspiring fire knife performances of courage, valor and skill.

There will also be cocktails, a luau buffet dinner and more performances from the Maui Nui Luau. $17-121. 4:30pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-877-7627; Sheraton-maui.com. Photo courtesy of Katelyn Mayer

FRIDAY, FR F R IDAY, AP APRIL. 28 ITALIAN WINE W DINNER – There’s an Italian Wine Dinner at Hali‘imaile General S Store. It includes a five-course meal prepared by Chef Marc McDowell an and wine pairings from the Tuscan and Piedmont regions of Italy presented by Master Sommelier Patrick Okubo. This is a really special Maui foo foodie and wine lover event, so make sure to make reservations in advance advance. Space is limited. $150. 5:30pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 H Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com.

Photo c courtesy of Facebook/Marc McDowell

‘A FEW GOOD MEN’ – It’s time for Maui OnStage’s production of A Few nally Good Men at the Iao Theater. The play and 1992 film screenplay was originally cts written by Aaron Sorkin. Directed by Rick Schneidman, this drama depicts the trial of two U.S. Marines charged with the death of another marine at nGuantanamo Bay. $20-40. Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sunday’s at 3pm; Show starts Friday, April 28 and runs through Sun-day, May 14. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969;; Mauionstage.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui OnStage

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SATURDAY, APRIL 29

HAWAIIAN STEEL GUITAR FESTIVAL – The Maui Hawaiian Steel Guitar Festival will take place at the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel and Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center from Friday, April 28 to Sunday, April 30. The ninth annual event will be family-friendly and educational with lots of steel guitar performances by students and visiting musicians. There’ll also be a Ho‘olaulea-Hawaiian Pageant, singing, hula, jam sessions and more. Free. 8am. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Mauisteelguitarfestival.com. Photo: Don Touchi

‘HA’UPU: A HAWAIIAN OPERA’ – You can see Ha‘upu: A Hawaiian Opera at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). The opera tells the story of Hina, a female ali‘i from Hilo who’s kidnapped by Kapepe‘ekauila, a rogue ali‘i from Molokai. See Kana and Nihau (Hina’s sons) forge an attack on Kapepe‘ekauila’s fortress high atop the cliffs of Ha‘upu. The opera will be presented in Hawaiian. $25-35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of MACC

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SUNDAY, APRIL. 30

EAST MAUI TARO FESTIVAL – It’s time for the 25th annual East Maui Taro Festival. The festival is centered around taro (kalo), the essential staple food of the Hawaiian diet. The goal of the festival is to perpetuate Hawaiian culture with education about the significance of taro with Hawaiian hula and music performances, nonprofit info tents, food booths, cultural activities and a farmers market. There will also be a Queen’s Challenge Kalo Competition in honor of Queen Emma. Free. 9:30am. Hana Community Center, (5091 Uakea Rd., Hana); Tarofestival.org. Photo of Joseph Strong’s painting ‘Man With A Yoke Carrying Taro’: Honolulu Museum of Art/Wikimedia Commons

CAZIMERO LEI DAY CONCERT – The annual Cazimero Lei Day Concert u Hula will take place at the MACC. Celebrate Lei Day on Maui with Kumu Robert Uluwehi Cazimero and his Halau Na Kamalei. There’ll also c be pre-event cultural festivities in the Yokouchi Pavilion with live music e. and hula, island crafters, lei and locally made arts and crafts for sale.

Food available for purchase from Pascual’s Catering includes Chop Chop Salad, Yakitori Baked Chicken and Furikake Panko Crusted Opakapaka. $12-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center,, rg.

(1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of MACC

SUNDAY, APRIL. 30 SKATEMD SKATEBOARD CLINIC – SkateMD’s Skateboard Clinic for children with special needs will be at the Lahaina Skate Park. Available to kids aged 5-17, this skate clinic is designed to empower children with physical and developmental disabilities. It’s a perfect opportunity to try skateboarding with one-on-one instruction, positive reinforcement and lots of fun.

Register by emailing Skatemd.healinghearts@gmail.com. Free.

11am-1pm. Lahaina Skate Park, (245 Shaw St., Lahaina); Skatemdhh.com. Photo courtesy of Andrea Bibelheimer

TUESDAY, MAY 2 SANTANA – Santana’s Transmogrify Tour will stop at the MACC. The 10-time Grammy winner and one of nation’s most popular guitarists returns to light up Maui with his legendary presence. Hear songs that range from the Woodstock era to Supernatural and beyond. Definitely check this out–there’s only a limited number of premium seats available. $65-$149. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo: Maryanne Bilham

MAUI EA EARTH DAY FESTIVAL – The 20th annual Maui Earth Day Festi Festival will take place at the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Kihei.

Th event will feature a large array of environmental and social The aw awareness booths, guest speakers, live entertainment, local ve vendors, food booths, keiki activities and so much more. Bring your family and friends to this awesome and conscious-minded communi event in Maui! Adults $8, Free for keiki. 3-9pm. VFW community Maui, (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-268-1211; MauiEarthDay.org.

Photo: Pixabay

WEDNESDAY, MAY 3 HAWAII SMALL BUSINESS CONFERENCE – The first ever Hawaii Small Business Conference will take place at the MACC from Wednesday, May 3 to Thursday, May 4. It’s a great opportunity for small business owners and Maui entrepreneurs who want to grow their companies and ideas. Wednesday is a full day conference while Thursday will include a series of specific workshops.

Register online. $45-85. 8am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-875-2300; HawaiiSmall.Biz. Photo: FHKE/Flickr

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

All Hail Corporate Cinema Here’s our 2017 summer movie preview knowns. They either assembled a great team of artists or this will play like one of those bad TV movies that should never leave Lifetime.

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critic recently stated that movie theaters are overloaded with examples of “Corporate Cinema” and little else. There’s truth to that, especially in the thrill-seeking summer movie season. But here are a dozen movies (a few genuine originals, a couple of remakes and lots of sequels) that look especially promising and really fun.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 (opens May 5) The Gist: Starlord and Crew are back… along with Kurt Russell!

Why It Could Rock: Quick, name a Marvel movie everyone can agree on! If it’s even half as good as the first, it may be summer’s top dog.

Unless: Comic book movie sequels aren’t always stellar and the original, which was the top grossing film of 2014, is an awfully hard act to follow.

ALIEN COVENANT (May 19) The Gist: Ridley Scott’s second Alien prequel has a crew searching for paradise, finding instead…

Why It Could Rock: Scott is putting all of his chips on the table and betting big.

The giant success of The Martian is the reason why 20th Century Fox let him make this lavish sequel to the brilliant but divisive Prometheus. Lucky for him, Logan and Deadpool have made the Rrating hip again.

Unless: If it winds up feeling like deja vu all over again. Will it be all that different or better than Aliens?

BAYWATCH (May 26) The Gist: Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron star in this comedic take on the iconic TV series.

Why It Could Rock: Because it stars The Rock, of course! Everyone on the planet knows Baywatch, the tongue-incheek approach worked for 21 Jump Street and there isn’t an un-sexy cast

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member in sight.

Unless: The feel of the recent CHIPS, which had contempt for the source material, sours this one as well. Johnson got away with San Andreas and Central Intelligence but more movies like this will leave him with a movie career cornier than Vin Diesel.

WONDER WOMAN (June 2) The Gist: Finally, after dozens of false starts, DC Comic’s top tier female superhero gets her own movie.

Why It Could Rock: The trailer is killer good. So is the refreshing dash of female empowerment, in a genre that is mostly a Very Old Boys Club. Chris Pine is on hand to provide a damsel in distress, not the hero.

Unless: Gal Gadot has a strong presence but can she act? Here’s hoping the hiring of director Patty Jenkins (whose only other film is Monster) was an inspired choice.

THE MUMMY (June 9) The Gist: A re-telling of the Universal Studios monster movie classic, set in present day.

Why It Could Rock: Star Tom Cruise has a great track record when it comes to thrilling summer movies.

Unless: Will anyone miss Brendan Fraser and the light touch of those movies?

There’s a lot riding on this, the intended start of a new Universal monster series.

Yet another huge movie from a director whose prior film was a tiny character drama. Good luck, everybody!

ALL EYEZ ON ME (June 16) The Gist: The life of Tupac Shakur, finally made into a feature film.

Why It Could Rock: “How do you want it, how do you feel, movin’ up as a (EXPLETIVE DELETED) in the cash game, livin’ in the fast lane, I’m fo’ real.”

Unless: The cast and director are un-

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING (July 7) The Gist: Tom Holland’s teen Spidey doesn’t want to sit out crime fighting anymore…

Why It Could Rock: An exceptionally good cast (including the likable Holland, Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark and Michael Keaton as the heavy) will go a long way to making us forget Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield for a few hours.

Unless: After Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 2, this character has had the hardest time at the movies. Keaton was Batman, then Birdman and now he’s “The Vulture.”

Brilliant casting or a big step down?

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES (July 14) The Gist: The finale in the new trilogy of Damn Dirty Apes Go Wild extravaganzas Why It Could Rock: Andy Serkis’ “Caesar” is the true star and soul of these movies. Pitting him against Woody Harrelson (as an ape-hating soldier) is an inspired choice. With apes like these, who needs James Franco?

Unless: Like Rise and Dawn before it, this looks to be both an extraordinary film and a dark, violent bummer.

DUNKIRK (July 21) The Gist: Christopher Nolan’s World War II drama about a crucial turning point in 1940.

Why It Could Rock: Nolan is one of our finest, most flamboyantly risk-taking filmmakers who makes consistently brilliant movies. There’s nothing else like this one all summer.

Unless: The test of Nolan’s strength as a commercial filmmaker is on the line. Are audiences up for a mature, demanding

war movie from Nolan that doesn’t star Leonardo DiCaprio or Christian Bale?

VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS (July 21) The Gist: A gigantic adaptation of a popular sci-fi comic book.

Why It Could Rock: The real star is filmmaker Luc Besson, who seems to have crammed this with as many awesome visuals as humanly possible. His The Fifth Element was a warm up for this.

Unless: Leads Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne are experienced but chilly actors; if they can’t spark chemistry and make audiences care, this won’t last a month in theaters.

THE DARK TOWER (Aug. 4) The Gist: A Stephen King mindbender about a gunslinger who begins a strange, blood-soaked journey.

Why It Could Rock: The first stop on the Stephen King Summer Movie Renaissance starts here. Pitting Idris Elba as The Gunslinger against Matthew McConaughey as The Man in Black is inspired.

Unless: Many have tried to make this movie and couldn’t crack it. Will audiences be willing to follow these characters for this and seven more movies?

IT (Sept. 8) The Gist: Another Stephen King bestseller gets the big screen treatment it deserves.

Why It Could Rock: There hasn’t been a better (or scarier) trailer all year. The talent on both sides of the camera is tops, from the young cast to director Andres Muschietti, who knows how to scare you.

Unless: Stranger Things gobbles up the audience for this. If The Dark Tower doesn’t connect, opening this a month later may not be wise. Is anyone going to make a case that the three-hour, 1990 Tim Curry-starring mini-series is unbeatable (if so, stop clowning around). ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes

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Going in Style-PG13- 2D THU (12:00 2:30 5:20) 7:40 10:10. FRI-WED (12:10 2:30 4:40) 7:10 9:30, THU (12:10 2:30 4:40).

The Case For Christ-PG- 2D THU (12:00 2:40 5:00) 7:30 10:00. FRI (12:20 2:40 5:10) 7:40 10:10, SAT (12:20 2:40) 5:10 7:40 10:10, SUNTHU (12:20 2:40 5:10) 7:40 10:10.

The Boss Baby-PG- 2D THU (12:10 2:30 4:50) 7:10 9:30. FRI (12:10 2:40 5:10) 7:40 10:10, SAT (12:10 2:40) 5:10 7:40 10:10, SUN-WED (12:10 2:40 5:10) 7:40 10:10, THU (12:00 2:40 5:05) 10:10.

Power Rangers-PG13- 2D THU (1:20 4:10) 7:00 9:50. FRI (12:50 3:50) 6:30 9:20, SAT (12:50) 3:50 6:30 9:20, SUN-TUE (12:50 3:50) 6:30 9:20, WED (12:50 3:50) 9:20, THU (12:50 3:50) 6:30 9:20.

The Zookeeper’s Wife-PG13- 2D THU (2:20) 7:20.

Ghost In The Shell- PG13- 2D THU (12:10 4:50) 10:10.

Logan- R- 2D THU (2:10) 7:10.

The Fate of the Furious- PG13- 2D THU 10:30

11:30 1:30 2:30 4:30 5:30 7:30, 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 1:45 4:45 7:00 7:45 10:00 10:45, 2D SUN-THU 10:45 1:45 4:45 7:00 7:45.

Can’t Help Falling In Love- PG- 2D THU 10:40 1:20 4:10 7:00, 2D FRI-SAT 10:40 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, 2D SUN-THU 10:40 1:20 4:10 7:00.

Unforgettable- R- 2D THU 11:00 1:15 3:30 5:45 8:00, 2D FRI-SAT 11:00 1:15 3:30 5:45 8:00 10:15, 2D SUN-THU 11:00 1:15 3:30 5:45 8:00.

Smurfs: Lost Village- PG- 2D THU 11:15 1:25 3:45 6:00, 2D FRI-THU 11:30 2:00 4:30.

Beauty and the Beast-PG- 2D THU 11:10 2:00 4:50 7:45.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) I Am Heath Ledger-NR- 2D WED 7:30.

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FRI | 4/28 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) The Circle- PG13- 2D FRI-SUN (1:00) 3:45 7:00

9:40, MON (1:00 3:45) 7:00, TUE (1:00 3:45 7:00 9:40), WED (1:00 3:45) 7:00, THU (1:00 3:45) 7:00 9:45.

The Fate of the Furious- PG13- 2D THU (12:30 3:40) 6:50. FRI-SUN (12:45) 3:45 6:50 9:55, MON (12:45 3:45) 6:50, TUE (12:45 3:45 6:50 9:55), WED (12:45 3:45) 6:50, THU (12:45 3:45) 6:50 9:55.

The Boss Baby- PG- 2D THU (12:45 3:15) 6:30.

FRI-SUN (1:15) 4:00 6:30 9:15, MON (1:15 4:00) 6:30, TUE (1:15 4:00 6:30 9:15), WED (1:15 4:00) 6:30, THU (1:15 4:00).

Smurfs: The Lost Village-PG- 2D THU (1:00 3:45) 6:15.

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The Circle- PG13- 2D FRI-WED (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:00, THU (12:00 2:10 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:20.

Born in China- G- 2D THU (12:10 2:20 4:30) 6:40 9:40. FRI-WED (12:20 2:20 4:30) 6:40 10:20, THU (12:00 2:10 4:40) 6:40.

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The Fate of the Furious- PG13- 2D THU (12:00 12:30 1:00 3:10 3:40 4:10) 6:20 6:50 7:20 8:50 9:20 10:00. FRI (12:00 12:30 1:00 3:10 3:40 4:10) 6:20 6:50 7:20 8:50 9:20 10:00, SAT (12:00 12:30 1:00) 3:10 3:40 4:10 6:20 6:50 7:20 8:50 9:20 10:00, SUN-THU (12:00 12:30 1:00 3:10 3:40 4:10) 6:20 6:50 7:20 8:50 9:20 10:00.

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NEW THIS WEEK THE CIRCLE - PG13 - Drama/Sci-Fi - Hermione Granger and Finn from Star Wars uncover a nefarious plot at a big tech company. Stars Emma Watson, Tom Hanks and John Boyega. 110 min.

HOW TO BE A LATIN LOVER - PG13 Comedy - A sleazy guy who preyed on rich older women gets dumped and has to move in with his sister. Stars Eugenio Derbez and Salma Hayek. 115 min.

I AM HEATH LEDGER - NR - Documentary The life of the late actor Heath Ledger, as told by friends and family. 90 min.

TED CINEMA EXPERIENCE: HIGHLIGHTS EXCLUSIVE - PG13 - Special Event - See the highlights of the 2017 TED Talks. 120 min.

THEIR FINEST - R - Comedy/Drama - A woman takes a job as a scriptwriter for propaganda films while the Nazis bomb London during World War II. Stars Gemma Arterton and Sam Claflin. 117 min.

NOW PLAYING BORN IN CHINA - G - Documentary - Disneynature presents this look at young pandas, golden monkeys and snow leopards in China. 76 min.

THE BOSS BABY - PG - Animation/Family A baby and his seven-year-old brother seek to thwart the evil CEO of Puppy Co. Voices by Alec Baldwin and Steve Buscemi. 97 min.

CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE - NR - Romance - A woman gets engaged, then finds out she’s already married. 119 min.

THE CASE FOR CHRIST - PG - Drama - An atheist journalist seeks to prove the existence of Christ after his wife finds religion. 112 min.

THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS - PG13 - Action/Crime - A beautiful woman seduces Dom (Vin Diesel) and he finds himself involved in terrorism. Also stars Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham. 136 min.

FREE FIRE - R - Action/Thriller - Two gangs meet in a deserted Boston warehouse in 1978 and shoot it out. Stars Brie Larson and Sharlto Copely. 90 min.

GIFTED - PG13 - Drama - A single guy tries to raise his child prodigy niece. Stars Chris Evans and Mckenna Grace. 101 min.

GOING IN STYLE - PG13 - Comedy/Crime - Three old guys start robbing the banks that ripped them off. Stars Morgan Freeman, Alan Arkin and Michael Caine. 96 min.

POWER RANGERS - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi A group of high school kids get superpowers

and fight to save the world while dressed as action figures. 124 min.

SMURFS: LOST VILLAGE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Smurfette and her friends stumble on the biggest secret in Smurf history. 89 min.

LAST CHANCE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST - PG - Fantasy/Musical - Emma Watson stars in this live-action version of the famous fairy tale in which a young woman falls in love with a buffalo. Also stars Dan Stevens. 129 min.

GHOST IN THE SHELL - PG13 - Action/Crime - Scarlett Johansson stars in this white-washed version of the Japanese comic about a cyberenhanced woman who fights crime. 106 min.

LIFE - R - Horror/Sci-Fi - Space station astronauts fight scary aliens. Yeah, that’s about it.

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shan Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY ‘GOES GREEN’ - Fri. Apr 28. Featuring environmental health solutions, green educators and the local environmental community will be sharing lifestyle solutions that impact the health of our planet. Through handson demonstrations and in-booth presentations, learn tips on recycling, green waste, growing your own vegetables and protecting the aina and oceans. There will also be live entertainment, food booths and trucks, arts and crafts vendors, a keiki zone and plenty of great local shopping.

6pm. Azeka Marketplace Mauka, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com ‘SING TO ME’ A SALUTE TO WOMEN COMPOSERS - Sat. Apr 29 - Tue. May 16. Join a night of song and recognize the strength of women in music! Showtimes are Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 3pm. Tickets are $30 for adults and $15 for students with ID and keiki 18 and under.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI STEEL GUITAR FESTIVAL HANA HOU - Sun. Apr 30. Hana Hou will feature steel guitar masters from Maui, Oahu and Japan. There will also be performances by students from the UHMC, and students from the Ke Kula Mele Hawaii School of Hawaiian Music. Steel Guitarist Geri Valdriz will feature vintage lap steel guitars circa mid1930s. 12pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘DIAL M FOR MURDER’ - Until- Sun. Apr 30. Directed by Francis Taua. Featuring: Dale Lee Button, William Makozak, Jim Oxborrow and Marsi Smith.

Showtimes are Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. (no performance on Sunday, April 16). 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. E Hele mai (come)! Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Apr 27. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. BYOB. $99.

5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com JUDY’S GANG ‘TAP 2017’ - Sat. Apr 29. Ladies, keiki and kupuna will show off their dance skills in a safety-themed afternoon dance and education. 1:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sundays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui. Direct from Las Vegas, he brings to Maui a hilariously skillful show that is fun for all ages. Tickets start at $49 for adults and

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$24.50 for children under 12. Special VIP meetand-greet packages, Kama‘aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘THE JOURNEY OF C.S. LEWIS’ - Sun. Apr 30. Rick Scheideman will be performing his one-man show The Journey of C.S. Lewis in the Pioneer Inn courtyard. Enjoy pre-show dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. $30 for both shows or $22 separate. Reservations are recommended. 6pm. Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com KYOGEN - Tue. May 2. Two Great Lords (Futari and Daimyo), a play from The Traditional repertory, brings the spirit of Kyogen to life as a passerby is commandeered by great lords out traveling. Performed by the University of Hawaii At Manoa’s Asian Theatre Program. 2pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org AUDITIONS FOR MAUI ONSTAGE ‘80S MUSICAL - Tue. May 2. Maui OnStage is holding auditions for children ages 9 to 5 for this fun-filled, rockin’ musical. Please prepare one two-minute contemporary musical theater piece and a oneminute comedic monologue. 6pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI, THE BEATLES TRIBUTE - Wed. May 3. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over 20 years. Ticket start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11). 10 percent discount for Kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-365-7535; Foureverfabshow.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. May 3. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Apr 27. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, and check out free historical and cellar tours. 10am. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KINGS VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Apr 27. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers, and for those that want to learn more about grape production on Maui. $50. 3:30pm.

MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $50.

5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The RitzCarlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree FRIDAY NIGHT FILMS - Fri. Apr 28. Experience cocktails inspired by stars and classic films of the silver screen. Mixologists stir up movie magic following the movie complete with live music. 5:30pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Apr 30. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Vi-

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Paul Fuga w/ Bengali, 9:30pm, $10-$15

Salsa Night w/ DJ Maui, 9:30pm, $5

Brandt Quick, 6:30pm, no cover

Free Radicals Projekt w/ Sierrs Carrere, 9:30pm $15

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MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED- Ryan Robinson 6:30pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

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MON- Surf Movies, 10pm, TUE- $5 Tuesdays, WED Wahine Wednesday Ladies Night, 10pm

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viano, it’s a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka’anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. May 3. The luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations, and a fantastic buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE EXHIBIT: ART MAUI 2017 - Until - Sun. Apr 30.

Expect to see a broad range of ideas and talent from the growing community of artists in a variety of media including: drawing, painting, printmaking, photography, jewelry, fiber and sculpture. Free.

9am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ART OF TRASH 2017 EXHIBIT - Until - Sat. Apr 29. This exhibition changes environmental awareness of what is trash and gives new perspective on how we might reduce our footprint by finding creative ways to keep reusable items out of our landfill. 10am. Art of Trash, (Maui Mall, Kahului); 808-877-2524; Sharingalohamaui.org CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Apr 28. Friday evenings at the cafe are bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists. 5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Apr 28. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com ARTIST OPEN STUDIOS - Sat. Apr 29. This Artist Open Studios will feature Soccasins Footwear, Kari Lisa Johnson, Hannah Preziosi, Geoffrey T. Moore, Gerald Wright and Em. DJ Chad Kistler on Vinyl. Free. 2pm. Treehouse Space at

Pauwela Cannery, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); 808-931-9243; Treehouse.space MAUI MOMPRENEUR SPRING CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Apr 30. There will be a variety of crafters, artisans and Mompreneurs showcasing their products and services. You’ll find gifts for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Graduation and more. 9am.

Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., ibeachhotel net ibeachhotel.net Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mau Mauibeachhotel.net

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DJ Kurt’s Underground Dance Party, 10pm

MON- Movies & Martinis 7:30 & 9:30pm, TUE-Latin Nights, 10pm, WED- Artist Gallery 8-10pm, Wine Down Wednesday w/DJ, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

WED- Ladies Night 2.0 w/ Residents DJ Kid Continental, 10pm $10

mentary How to Let Go of the World and Love Everything that Climate Can’t Change. Screening will include Maui Huliau student films about climate change and a virtual Maui Climate March photo booth. 6:30pm. POME Maui, (151 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-276-4641; PomeMaui.com

MAUI CLIMATE MARCH AFTER PARTY - Fri. Apr 28. After the Maui CAN film showing at POME Maui, hea head to Charley’s for the Maui C Climate March After Pard. May ART WITH ALOHA - Wed Wed. ty. T The evening will feature e 3. Denby Freeland-Cole m music by the Freeradicals works are a collection off P Projekt and Sierra Carwatercolors, mixed merere. This is also the final dia paintings and kapa, opportunity to take your which capture the light, #MauiClimateMarch shadow, and rhythm of photo. 21+. 9:30pm.

Hawaii’s plants. In this Charley’s Restaurant T casual and fun demonU and Saloon, (142 Hana KO C stration, you’ll have an opE Hwy., Paia); 808-579CH EEK portunity to ask questions CAN 8 8085; Charleysmaui.com EW U H e T and learn more about the O Y F .

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ON enter, Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, Dr. C Charles “Chip” Fletcher, kawao); (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); PhD, a Professor P of Geology and com 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com Geophysics aat UH Manoa, School of Ocean and Earth Science and Technology and well known climate expert in the state (nationally and internationally), will be giving a public presenMAUI ‘THROWDOWN THURSDAYS’ RALtation on “The Effect of Climate Change in Hawaii LIES - Thu. Apr 27. THE MARCH GOES ON! and Why We Should Care.” Free. 5pm. University Every Thursday, peaceful resistance continues of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., in response to the many untenable policies the Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu new administration is proposing that threaten VIETNAM VETERANS MEMORIAL - Sun. Apr 30. democracy. Everyone is invited to come out and Join the fourth annual Candlelight Ceremony Vietnam bring a sign reflecting why you march and make Veterans Memorial “Honoring our Fallen Heroes” in your voices heard. 4pm. University of Hawaii the gymnasium. 5pm. Maui War Memorial Complex, Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); (Ka‘ahumanu and Kanaloa Ave., Kahului) 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

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PEOPLE’S CLIMATE MARCH - Thu. Apr 27.

Join Maui’s “Virtual” Climate March using the #MauiClimateMarch hashtag. Participate in a Maui Climate March photo booth at a virtual march event or post a photo on Facebook or Instagram with signs in support of climate change action. April 28, 6:30pm at POME Maui; April 28, 9:30pm at Charley’s Restaurant; April 29, 5pm at UHMC. 6pm. March for Science; Marchforsciencehawaii.info MAUI CAN FILM SHOWING AND PHOTO BOOTH - Fri. Apr 28. See the Josh Fox docu-

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 27 APRIL MAUI BLOOD DRIVES - Until - Fri. Apr 28. Sign up today to save lives. The general requirements to be a donor are, be in good health, be 18 years or older (16-17 with signed parent/legal guardian consent form), weigh 110 pounds or more (additional height/weight requirements apply to female donors 16-18). Bring a photo ID with date of birth. Information of time, dates and location and to make an appointment call or go online.

9am. Blood Bank of Hawaii- Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-848-4770; BHS.org HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES CONCERT - Thu. Apr 27. Ikaika Blackburn returns to Lahaina for an evening of traditional and cha-lang-a-lang Hawaiian tunes.

Free. 6pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (Corner of Dickenson and Front Street, Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org/baldwin-home-museum EMMANUEL LUTHERAN SCHOOL BAND - Thu. Apr 27. Student musicians from Emmanuel Lutheran School present the eighth annual Tsunami Concert. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com ‘AKAKU UPSTAIRS’ SALON SERIES WITH RANDY JAY BRAUN - Thu. Apr 27. Randy Jay Braun will present drone video and photography. He will discuss how he has created original drone techniques through experimentation, followed by a question and answer session. Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org

FRIDAY, APRIL 28 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Apr 28. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com NAPILI KAI FOUNDATION ALOHA RECEPTION - Fri. Apr 28. Celebrating 50 years, come and kick off the weekend of memories through the theme, “Ku‘u Pua Mae‘ole” (My Never Fading Flower). There will be live entertainment, pupus and a no-host bar. Call to purchase tickets. $30. 5:30pm.

Napili Kai Foundation, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-280-8098; Napilikaifoundation.org MAUI MATSURI KICK-OFF - Fri. Apr 28. This annual event features Japanese dancing, taiko drumming, coloring contest for the kids and ends with Bon dance practice. Free. 6:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com; Mauimatsuri.com MAUI SUFI CAMP - Fri. Apr 28. Join a week of Zikr, Sufi teachings for the mystic in everyday life, dances of universal peace, meditation, devotional singing, yoga, ecstatic dance, rumi cafe, sweat lodge ceremonies, nourishing and mostly organic vegetarian meals and sangha. $700-800. 8am. Camp Keanae, (13375 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-248-8355; Ymcacampkeanae.org

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Karaoke, 9pm-close

Dat Guyz, 9pm-close

Island Reggae, 9pm-close

Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON- Karaoke 8pm, TUE- Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

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MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE- Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan, WED- Guest Musician

Ma’a 6:30pm-8:30pm

Crazy Fingers Duo, 8-10pm

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Benny & Rock 6-8pm

MON- Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmon’s Jr., 6:30pm-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Makai Jazz, 6:30-8pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9pm

MON- David Connolly 6:30-8:30pm, TUE- Brenton Keith Magic Show, 6:30pm, WED- Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm

Throwback Thursday w/ DJ, 10pm

Hot Friday’s w/ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

Euphoria w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Video Mix, 10pm

MON-Free Pool all day, TUE- SIN 10pm, WED- Wild Wednesday w/ DJ 10pm

Thirsty Thursdays & Free Pool

Karaoke w/ Brant Quick & prizes 7-11pm

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MON- NBA & NHL, darts & pool, TUE- $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & 9-ball Tournament

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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SATURDAY, APRIL 29 OLUKAI HO‘OLAULE‘A - Sat. Apr 29 - Sun. Apr 30. Ho‘olaule‘a means “celebration,” but it’ also an expression of gratitude. The event blends elite competition with family-friendly cultural activities and gathers some of the world’s best SUP, OC1 and OC2 paddlers to race the legendary eight-mile Maliko downwind run. $10-140. 7am. Kanaha Beach Park, (Alama Pl., Kahului); Olukai.com/hoolaulea.html GIRLS BEACH DAY - Sat. Apr 29. Girls ages 13-17 are invited to a fun beach workout with the pros, learn SUP, Windsurf, Swim Ocean skills and more. Gear will be provided, but bring your own if you have. Free. 8am. Hawaiian Canoe Club, (Kahului Harbor, Kahului); 808-893-2124; Hawaiiancanoeclub.org BENDS AND BREWS - Sat. Apr 29. Join an all levels yoga class followed by drinks in the Kihei Tasting Room. Cost includes yoga class and your first drink.

Additional drinks available for purchase. 21+. $20.

11am. Maui Brewing Company, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com E-CYCLING - Sat. Apr 29. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards.

The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle ANNUAL MEETING AND SCHOLARSHIP AWARDS BREAKFAST - Sat. Apr 29. Scholarships will be presented to graduating seniors and alumni from Lahainaluna High School currently enrolled in college. Meeting includes a report by LRF Board President David Allaire of the organization’s accomplishments in 2016. $20. 8:30am. Pioneer Inn Maui, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Pioneerinnmaui.com; Info@LahainaRestoration.org NA MELE KAHE WALA - Sat. Apr 29. The Maui Historical Society will recognize the first ever Hawaiian Trio Contest. There will be music workshops, entertainment and food and drinks available for purchase. $10 per person, $5 for students and free for kupuna and keiki 12 and under. 10am. Bailey House Museum, Hale Ho‘ike‘ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org MAUI FLUTE CHOIR - Sat. Apr 29. Peggy Schector brings her friends and students to perform pieces by Bach, Gounod, Faure, Doppler, Queen Liliuokalani and more. Cost is $7 per adult, $5 for children and no charge for ages 6 and un-

der. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St, Wailuku); 808-250-9555; Mauiflutechoir.com

SUNDAY, APRIL 30 HULA, THE SOUL OF HAWAII - Sun. Apr 30.

This special occasion will premiere HULA The Soul of Hawaii featuring exceptional Maui Kumu and their Halau: Iliahi and Haunani Paredes, Napua Greig Nakasone, Kamaka Kukona, Kealii Reichel, Kahulu Maluo, Iola Balubar and More!

There will be exhibits, ono food and drinks. Beach chairs welcome. $10. 11am. Bailey House Museum, Hale Ho‘ike‘ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE - Sun. Apr 30. Welcoming back David Block, live electronic composer, multi-instrumentalist and producer. He will be joined by Sierra Carrere and Lucia Horan for a night filled with sexy soundscapes and luscious beats.

There will be live painting and fire spinning with Mo Willis, Dylan Kauz and Seth McMahon. $25-35.

7:30pm. Dance Church Maui, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); facebook.com/dancechurchmaui

MONDAY, MAY 1 LOTUS AND LEIS - Mon. May 1. Celebrate the Hawaiian culture and the spirit of aloha while creating the Hawaiian lei with Manutea Nui E on the resort’s event lawn. Reservations are required. $25.

7am. Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com LEI DAY HERITAGE FESTIVAL - Mon. May 1.

The Maui Historical Society, will present its third annual Lei Day Heritage Festival. There will be a Lei contest, special demonstrations, ono food and live entertainment. Free. 10am. Bailey House Museum, Hale Ho‘ike‘ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org MAY DAY CELEBRATION - Mon. May 1. Celebrate with a craft fair and aloha lei day activities.

Festivities will include the Longest Lei Exchange in Ka‘anapali as a potential entry in the Guinness Book of Records, with 500+ persons targeted to be in attendance. 7:30am. Westin Maui Resort and Spa, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2992; Westinmaui.com MONDAY NIGHT SURF MOVIES - Mon. May 1. Island Eye Productions will premiere their latest clips featuring Zane Schweitzer, West Side Maui Surfers, Groms, and Kids Clinics. There’ll be raffle with prizes that includes a SUP board used and signed by Zane Schweitzer, a pair of Cobian Slippers, Hurley Gear and more. $10. 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

TUESDAY, MAY 2 E-CYCLING - Tue. May 2. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

WEDNESDAY, MAY 3 SPRING ON MAUI RETREAT - Wed. May 3 Mon. May 8. Join Ram Dass, Krishna Das, Sharon Salzberg, Lama Tsultrim Allione and special guests for the third annual Spring on Maui Retreat. 6am.

Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Ramdass.org FAMILY PAU HANA MAUI - Wed. May 3. Time again to rock out! You and your keiki will sing, dance, and play, or sit back and relax at this oneof-a-kind evening out for the whole family. Bring your own beer or wine, and a chair or blanket and a warm sweater. There will be food trucks on site.

All ages welcome. 5pm. Carden Academy of Maui, (55 Makaena Pl., Makawao); cardenmaui.org

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIE’S KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining CANE AND CANOE AT MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin and Dayan Kai 5:30-9pm; Sun, Gary Larson Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:307:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Ma-

guire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI - Thu-Wed, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Noa Zeb 10:30am12:30pm; Fri, Corey Rezner 10:30am-12:30pm; Sat, Kendall and The Armadillo 10:30am12:30pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Corey Rezner 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett Probst and Keali’i Lum 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI - ThuWed, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Mon, Mel and Sound Lab 7-10pm; Tue, Nino Toscano and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Guest Musician 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com KA‘ANAPALI SHORES BEACH CLUB RESTAURANT - Wed, Benny Uyetake 6-9pm; (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-2211.

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Horoscope

Sign Language TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

I’ve never met an especially gullible Taurus. It’s not that you’re overly suspicious, either. You just take your time deciding whether someone’s worthy of your trust. It’s that patience that will benefit you this week, as nothing will be especially clear, either way. I urge you not to reach any conclusions yet, although you ought to feel free to develop your ideas about the situation. Your chain may indeed be getting yanked. But this could also be for real. Only time will tell, and only if you give it time. Jump to conclusions now and you may soon regret them.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Whenever I’m down and out, I like to see myself as a character in a movie or a novel, just as they’re struggling through the hardest part of the dramatic conflict. This hero figure may not win, but they’ll grow or learn something or occasionally triumph through persistence and unfailing hope. I choose to believe that simply having faith that things will turn around will always eventually yield positive results. It may or may not be true or work exactly like that. I just don’t know. But I can tell you what I do know, without a shadow of a doubt: If you believe that things will get worse, they definitely will.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Cold turkey is the only way. If you’re planning on cutting something out of your life–be it smoking or an unhealthy relationship or ice cream–forget doing it gradually.

That’s crap, especially for someone as generally indecisive as you. It’ll quite simply never work. Trust me on this. Either you want the thing in your life or you don’t. If you can’t make the decision to eliminate it 100 percent, you won’t be able to cut it down 10 percent, so why bother trying? You’ll just piss people off for no reason.

So, that’s the deal. It’s all or nothing on this one–no inbetweens. Which, my dear, would you prefer?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

This week I’m trying to teach Scorpios an impossible lesson: how to be optimists. That’s something I’ve never had to school you on, exactly. Where you fall short, sometimes, is by not setting your hopes and aspirations high enough. Sure, higher hopes means occasionally devastating disappointments instead of simply mild ones. But I’m sick of you being just simply more mediocre than you ought to be. You’re supposed to (and able to) shine! Why don’t you get around to it? Start by making your dreams ambitious enough to truly be worthy of someone like you.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

This week I encourage Geminis to embrace extremes when making edits from their lives. Cutting something or someone cleanly out is the only way. Similarly, I’d like to encourage you to be that full-on, especially next week, when the Scorpio Full Moon rolls around.

Only instead of cutting something or someone out of the picture, I’d like you to add someone or something in, and in a way that’s totally risky and exciting. Jump exuberantly into water over your head. It’s not the only way, but it’s the way best suited to “success” (whatever that means for that particular situation). It’s also, fortunately, the path involving the most fun!

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Something Leos struggle with is that you are social creatures, yet you’re not always excellent team players (even if you often are). You like being surrounded by people, as long as you have some status. Being the low person on the totem pole just doesn’t suit you. Sometimes even equal status can gall you.

For example, Leos always make excellent hosts but sometimes have trouble being just plain roommates.

Where am I going with this? I’m trying to encourage you to do what you’ve got to do to achieve some status in the social situations you’re in this week. It’s for the happiness and wellbeing of all concerned. Better a sweet, generous, benevolent tyrant than a surly serf.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Believe it or not, the world is conspiring in some very subtle ways to curb you Virgos. The problem is, it’s so easy. All anyone has to do to prevent you from getting anywhere is to keep you busy with stuff that really doesn’t matter. Somehow, most of you can’t tell the difference; as long as you’re actively getting something done, you’re usually pretty happy, even if your accomplishments don’t ultimately get you any closer to your real goals. I’ve seen Virgos waste years of their lives helping other people realize their dreams while doing virtually nothing to further their own. Is that happening to you? Be honest with yourself. Then be honest about what’s best and make the changes that’ll ensure that at least 51 percent of your best time and energy is devoted to what you want and need and dream about.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Librans love comfort and adore popularity. Unfortunately, this week may force you to choose between the two.

I don’t envy you the kind of little choices you’ll have to face over the next chapter, constantly evaluating what you’ll sacrifice and what you’ll get for whatever you give up. It’s a tricky situation for anyone, but eventually it boils down to this: Do you want your life to be easy and comfortable, if a bit lonely? Or would you rather suffer and strive, just to be surrounded by people who respect you (but may or may not actually like you)?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

People who’ve struggled through hard experiences usually come out the other side stronger and more resolved and determined than ever. That’s almost always the case with you Capricorns, as well, but I have seen it happen that an unexpected defeat, failure, or mistake can throw you guys for a loop that takes months to come out of. Don’t let that happen next time around (especially by deluding yourself that there won’t be a next time, or that it won’t be horribly disappointing). This week, stretch–physically and spiritually. The goal is to start improving your elasticity and flexibility–the better to bounce back the next time life tosses you to the ground.

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What do you expect? Beat up your body and you’ll get sick. Stomp on a relationship and it’ll fall apart. Do a half-ass job and you’ll lose your job. You understand and believe in these concepts, right? So why do you sometimes have a hard time believing in their opposites? Eat well and sleep enough and you’ll be healthy.

Nurture your relationship with respect and affection and it’ll be solid and dependable (if not always exactly what you want). Rock out at work and you’ll be rewarded.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’re a natural leader–until you burn out. Every Aries does break down at some point. You take on too much (or fail to refuse too many burdens), and you collapse under the pressure. What’s important is that you get back up and don’t become a shrinking violet as a result of your negative experience. The next time around, you learn from your mistakes: don’t put yourself in a position to bark out orders when you’re prone to laryngitis, for example. Bottom line is: first accept that you have limitations. Then gracefully accept those limitations. Then, and only then, try to–carefully and wisely–transcend them.

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