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2. According to the Dec. 1 Honolulu Civil Beat story “If We Love Hawaii So Much, Why Don’t We Vote?” what percentage of Hawaii Government Employees Association (HGEA) members are registered to vote?

A. 60 percent B. 70 percent C. 80 percent D. 90 percent E. 100 percent

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Pianist Hunter Noack will spend December as an artist in residence at Haleakala National Park, park officials announced on Dec. 2. According to the park’s news release, Noack is known for “expressive performances” of which composer?

A. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart B. Ludwig van Beethoven C. Franz Liszt

showed up at the Maui County Council meeting to ask the council not to fire Water Director Dave Taylor, even though Mayor Alan Arakawa (who hired him) now wants him fired for unspecified reasons.

Who is currently Acting Water Director?

A. Keith Regan B. Herman Andaya C. Don Medeiros D. Mike Molina E. Gladys Baisa

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by Deborah Rybak

Mike White vs Alika Atay

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Maui County Council dysfunction leads to ludicrously bad bill

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with Brian Bardellini, one of Councilmember Atay’s assistants. In fact, on Oct. 16 of this year, White hand-delivered a letter to Atay that explicitly called for Bardellini’s termination.

“I have had several recent, separate reports in which your employee, Executive Assistant Brian Bardellini was loud, aggressive, intimidating, confrontational, and unprofessional towards a councilmember, the Supervising Legislative Attorney, and Office of Council Services staff,” White wrote in the letter. “Mr. Bardellini’s behavior is completely unacceptable in the workplace and will not be tolerated any longer.You are aware of his uncivil behavior, including being present when it has occurred, and yet have taken no action to address it.”

Reached for comment, Bardellini denied being unprofessional in any way. “I may be curt, abrasive and accusational, but never hostile, never violent,” he said. Bardellini also made headlines a few months ago when the Hawaii Department of Agriculture got a court order forcing him to let them onto the Huelo property where he lives so they could spray for little fire ants, though that incident doesn’t seem to be at the heart of White’s concerns with him.

“It is unfortunate the County Council is dealing with these challenges,” Atay said in response to White’s Oct. 16 letter. “Regardless, there have been some fraudulent accusations that need clarification. While Mike White states he has received several complaints regarding Mr. Bardellini, there is no evidence to support this allegation… We believe Mike White’s threats are likely related to millions of dollars of mishandled tax money that Mr. Bardellini has become aware of and is investigating. While Mr. Bardellini may be passionate, intense, and energetic, he has never been violent or hostile.”

In any case, White’s letter doesn’t detail specifically what Bardellini did that was so wrong.

But it does lay out exactly how White will squeeze Atay if he refuses to terminate Bardellini. In the letter, White says that he’s instructed all OCS staff and legislative attorneys “to no longer communicate with Mr. Bardellini in any way.” He also says OCS staff will henceforth only take direction from Atay personally–

Bardellini’s employment would be consistent with the past practice of the legislative branch,” White gives Atay until “the close of business on Friday, October 20” to deal with Bardellini.

White then closed the letter with an additional threat: “If I receive another report of aggressive, intimidating, or harassing behavior from Mr. Bardellini, I will take additional corrective steps to protect councilmembers and staff,” White wrote. “This may include suspending Office of Council Services assistance to you.”

A few weeks later, White wrote another letter to Atay, this time a bit more conciliatory. “I am writing to you to clarify that the Committee staff and resources of the Office of Council Services have not been withdrawn and are available to you,” White wrote to Atay on Nov. 13. “As mentioned in my prior letter to you, staff have been instructed to interact with you personally regarding Council business and to take direction from you, and you alone. Staff has also been instructed not to interact with or take direction from your Executive Assistant Brian Bardellini.”

The result from all this has been confusion, paralysis and, according to individuals close to the County Council, repeatedly cancelled Water Resource Committee agendas due to misunderstandings and a complete lack of meaningful communication between Atay’s office and the OCS. Oh, and in response to Atay’s refusal to sack Bardellini, White went ahead with one of his “additional corrective steps” and came up with the bill.

The Maui County Council ended up voting on Dec. 4 to file the matter, though the Policy, Economic Development and Ag Committee (chaired by Yuki Lei Sugimura) can bring the bill up for future discussion. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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here was a curious bill on the Dec. 1 Maui County Council meeting agenda that has dramatic ramifications for the future of the elected panel. It’s a draconian bill born of the serious dysfunction that has marred the County Council ever since the 2016 election.

The bill, put forth by Council Chair Mike White, is actually less than a page long. It contains no background, no explicit rationale–just an everso-slight modification to the Maui County Code so that Council executive assistants (EAs) can get terminated by “a vote of the council.” As it stands now, only the Council member who hired the EA can fire the EA, but if White’s bill passes, then a simple majority vote of the Council can be enough to sack any councilmember’s aide.

While this may sound like inside-baseball, a bill like this is already having a chilling effect throughout the 8th floor of the county’s Kalana O Maui Building, where all the councilmembers have their offices. Councilmembers rely on their executive assistants to analyze legislation, reach out to the community, meet with department heads and generally make sure that nothing important gets left behind. A bill like this, one staffer who requested anonymity told me, has the potential to “cut a councilmember off at the knees.”

Given the present makeup of the County Council, this bill represents a nuclear option for Mike White. The Council right now is dominated by five members–White, Vice Chair Bob Carroll, Riki Hokama, Stacy Crivello and Yuki Lei Sugimura–all of whom generally vote pro-development and pro-big business. If White’s bill passes, then this voting block will be able to hobble any of the other councilmembers–Alika Atay, Elle Cochran, Kelly King and Don Guzman–by stripping them of their valued assistants. It’s a powerful tool for keeping adversaries–current and future–off balance.

Mike White did not return email and phone messages requesting comment for this story.

But it’s clear after talking with people very familiar with the inner workings of the County Council and obtaining various Council correspondence to and from White that the bill springs the Council Chair’s longstanding battle

an unprecedented and insulting step.

“I understand that Mr. Bardellini has free access to your official email account and uses your account to send messages,” White wrote to Atay.

“Staff therefore has no way of discerning which email messages are from you personally and which ones are from Mr. Bardellini. As such, directions from you to staff must only occur in person and future emails from your office will be ignored.”

What’s more, in his letter White said he was banning Bardellini from even entering the Kalana O Maui Building’s 7th floor, where the OCS offices are located. “Mr. Bardellini no longer has any business with the Office of Council Services and is prohibited from being on the seventh floor,” White told Atay. “Should Mr. Bardellini disregard this directive, I have instructed staff to call the Maui Police Department. In addition, we will thereafter seek the assistance of the Corporation Counsel to apply for a restraining order with the court.”

White’s letter is condescending, insulting and threatening. In the letter, White even lectures Atay on both his professional responsibilities and the meaning of “aloha.”

“As Mr. Bardellini’s direct supervisor, you are responsible for his actions as well as his continued employment,” White wrote. “If Mr. Bardellini were an employee of the Chair’s office or the Office of Council Services, his employment would have been terminated based upon his conduct long ago. In the past, the employment of other legislative branch employees has been terminated for conduct far less egregious than Mr. Bardellini’s behavior… As a promoter of aloha, it reflects poorly upon you to have allowed the situation with Mr. Bardellini to persist for months without taking corrective action.

As a councilmember, it is your responsibility to properly manage your staff, supervise them, and work cooperatively with other councilmembers and the Office of Council Services employees.”

After telling Atay that “Terminating Mr.

Mr. Atay

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both The Andy Griffith Show and Gomer Pyle USMC, the Marine Corps actually named Nabors an “Honorary Marine.” In 1976, Nabors moved to Hawaii, which is where he died at the age of 87.

For a few years, Nabors also owned a few hundred acres in Hana, where he grew macadamia nuts. In 1999, the photojournalist John Yasunaga shot a charming video of Nabors showing off his home and mac nut operation, where workers on the conveyor belt could sit in old canvas “director chairs” from The Carol Burnett Show and Gomer Pyle, USMC (you can see the video at MauiTime.com).

“You know when I first designed and built this house years ago, I wanted

easy to keep up it’s absolutely beautiful.”

In 2002, Nabors sold the farm to the National Tropical Botanical Garden. At the time, the Honolulu Advertiser reported the deal was worth $4.7 million.

Nabors is survived by his husband Stan Cadwallader, a former Honolulu firefighter. The two were married in Seattle in 2013 after being together for 38 years.

CORRECTION Well, this is embarrassing. In the Nov. 30, 2017 edition of this column, I reported that Hawaii News Now reported on Nov. 24 that Molokai residents succeeded in blocking a yacht belonging to billionaire Yuri Milner from reaching

Duck and cover!

DON’T YOU LOVE HAWAII’S NEW DOOMSDAY SIREN?

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It was a humid morning in Wailuku town. The sun was shining, but misty clouds shrouded most of the West Maui Mountains. In the small park at Wells and Market Streets, a guy lay on the grass with his feet propped up on a tree.

Next door to all that, I was in the bank doing my Friday paycheck deposit when the doomsday siren started wailing. It was 11:45am on Dec. 1, the day the state tests their emergency sirens.

“They’re supposed to start the new siren this month,” one person said.

As I finished my deposit with the teller, the normal tsunami warning siren ended. I was outside by the time the new nuclear attack warning siren started whooping. Think of it as sounding like a police siren, except that it’s warning us that pretty much everything around us is about to be incinerated in a radioactive holocaust and that everyone should immediately seek shelter (bomb shelter, basement or some sort of building that doesn’t have a lot of glass). How likely any of us will be able to find such a location at a moment’s notice– and how long we’ll have to stay there until we hear the “all clear”–are questions none of us can really answer until it happens.

Sorry if all that sounds, well, alarming.

Wouldn’t want to scare tourists away.

“It is imperative to remember that the threat of a missile attack against Hawaii by North Korea is a highly unlikely possibility, according to the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency,” George D. Szigeti, president and CEO of the Hawaii Tourism Authority (HTA), said in a Nov. 29 statement. “Leisure and business travelers planning a trip to Hawaii should not be alarmed by the testing of this new Attack Warning Signal. Its implementation

is consistent with the state’s longstanding policy to be prepared and informing the public well in advance of any potential threat to Hawaii’s well-being.”

Anyway, as the attack siren wound down, I walked back to the little Wailuku park near my bank. There, that guy with his feet propped on the tree didn’t look like he’d moved an inch. Shrugging my shoulders, I walked back to the office.

RIP JIM NABORS It’s difficult not to be sad that Jim Nabors died on Nov. 30. He was an entertainer since before I was even born, and just seemed like the nicest guy on the planet– on and off screen. Even Governor David Ige got a bit broken up over the news.

“I grew up watching Jim Nabors on TV and am saddened by the passing of this American entertainment icon,” Ige said in a statement released to the press yesterday afternoon. “We were fortunate that he chose to make his home in Hawaii where he contributed to our community in many ways. Dawn and I extend our condolences to Stan.”

An actor and singer famous around the world for his role as the Gomer Pyle, in

Jim Nabors

something really very simple, so I found this plan, and it’s a pole house, but this particular design is called a ‘Kyoto farm house,’” Nabors says in the video. “It’s all redwood and teak and it encompasses the outdoors and the indoors. It’s really very

Overheard “Somebody has to be that guy. So I’m going to be that guy.”

-Wailea restaurant, Dec. 3

their island. While that incident certainly occurred, it now appears that the yacht DID NOT in fact belong to Milner.

Hawaii News Now News Director Scott Humber confirmed to me on Friday, Dec. 1 that after speaking with an assistant to Milner, who requested a correction, the Hawaii News Now story has since been edited, with all mentions of Milner removed (though there’s no note on the story indicating that it’s been changed so dramatically since its original publication). So, long story short, while Molokai residents certainly succeeded in blocking a huge yacht from docking at their island, it wasn’t apparently Milner’s. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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News Of The Weird NEWS THAT SHOULD BE A JOKE BUT ISN’T White people living in Lawrenceville, Georgia, had the chance of a lifetime on Nov. 16 to attend a “Come Meet a Black Person” event sponsored by Urban MediaMakers, a group for filmmakers and content creators. Cheryle Moses, who founded the group, said she read in a 2013 study that most white people don’t have any non-white friends. “I want to do my part to change things,” she told The Washington Post. “I have never met a black person,” one person commented on Moses’ Facebook post. “What do you recommend I bring that they would like?” Later, WXIA-TV reported that more the two dozen people showed up to share chili and cornbread, but fewer than a half-dozen were white.

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The Detroit Police Department got a little carried away on Nov. 9 while trying to address a persistent drug problem on the city’s east side. Two undercover special ops officers from the 12th Precinct were posing as drug dealers on a street corner when undercover officers from the 11th Precinct arrived and, not recognizing their colleagues, ordered the 12th Precinct officers to the ground. Shortly, more 12th Precinct officers showed up and the action moved to a house where, as Fox 2 News described it, a turf war broke out as officers from the two precincts engaged in fistfights with each other. An internal investigation is underway, and the police department has declined comment.

one was in the basket of the balloon, although the gas canister was still running. Eyewitness Jack Langley told Metro News: “Either they had bailed out and jumped out before crashing or the balloon escaped from its mooring lines.” Cambridgeshire Police later discovered the balloon had taken off when the pilot got out of the basket to secure it to the ground.

BRIGHT IDEAS Dunedin, New Zealand, police Sgt. Bryce Johnson told Stuff.nz that he’s seen people reading newspapers, putting on makeup and using their mobile phones while driving, but pulling over a driver who was playing bagpipes while driving, as he did on Nov. 15, was a first for him. “His fingers were going a million miles an hour,” Johnson said. The driver, who admitted to being a bagpipe player, said he was only doing “air bagpipe,” and a search of the car did not turn up the instrument. He was released with a warning, but Johnson urged other drivers to keep both hands on the wheel at all times.

HOW CUTE! The Hopkinton, Massachusetts, Police Department cited an unnamed driver of a Buick Century on Nov. 12 for making their own license plate out of a pizza box and markers.

The plate, which reads “MASS” at the top and sports a sloppily rendered six-digit number, prompted police to post some helpful warnings to creative citizens on its Facebook page and resulted in charges including operating an uninsured and unregistered vehicle and attaching “fake homemade” plates.

RUDE AWAKENING

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A family in Vero Beach, Florida, were rudely awakened early on Nov. 11 when Jacob Johnson Futch, 31, climbed onto their roof to, as he later told authorities, carry out a meeting with an agent of the Drug Enforcement Agency. WPTV reported the family didn’t know Futch and called Indian River Sheriff’s deputies to say that someone was stomping on their roof, yelling and howling. When asked, Futch admitted injecting methamphetamines earlier that morning. He was charged with trespassing and held in the Indian River County jail.

In the wee hours of Nov. 5, before the McDonald’s in Columbia, Maryland, had opened, a woman reached through the drive-thru window and tried to pour herself a soda, but she couldn’t reach the dispenser. The Associated Press reports that, rather than driving down the road to a 24-hour restaurant, she can be seen on surveillance video squeezing herself through the drive-thru window, pouring herself a soda and collecting a box full of unidentified items before taking off. The thief remains at large.

OH, CANADA THE CONTINUING CRISIS An unnamed man in Frankfurt, Germany, called police 20 years ago to report his Volkswagen Passat missing, believing it had been stolen. In November, the car was found just where the driver had left it, according to Metro News–in a parking garage that is now scheduled to be demolished. Police drove the 76-year-old to the garage to be reunited with his car, which is unfit to drive, before sending it off to the scrap heap.

FLYING SOLO Office workers at Cambridge Research Park in Waterbeach, Cambridgeshire, England, feared the worst as they rushed outside on Nov. 13 after watching a hot air balloon crash into a fence in their parking lot. Strangely, no

Montreal police may win the Funsuckers of the Year award after pulling over 38-year-old Taoufik Moalla on Sept. 27 as he drove to buy a bottle of water in Saint-Laurent. Moalla was enthusiastically singing along to C+C Music Factory’s song “Gonna Make You Sweat” when a patrol car pulled behind him with lights and sirens blaring. Officers directed him to pull over, and four officers surrounded Moalla’s car.

“They asked me if I screamed,” Moalla told CTV News. “I said, ‘No, I was just singing.’”

Then he was issued a $149 ticket for screaming in public, a violation of “peace and tranquility.”

“I understand if they are doing their job, they are allowed to check if everything’s OK,” said a “very shocked” Moalla, “but I would never expect they would give me a ticket for that.” His wife, however, said she wasn’t surprised and would have given him a ticket for $300. ■

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SKATE FOREVER We happen to know someone (okay, it was Pignataro) who didn’t step onto a skateboard deck until the age of 40. Lame, sure, but he can personally attest to the factt that boards make great gifts. And what’s more, his firstt (okay, only) board came from Hi Tech, because they’re beautifully designed and put together, with cool designs ns and solid hardware.

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Buying gifts for people is hard. It requires money and thought–two items that aren’t so easy to bring together in mass quantities. So to help you out, we put together this handy little guide of gift ideas that can be found around Maui. Some of the items were made here, others are merely sold here. But everything here supports a business right here on Maui.

Though it required a stupid amount of labor and exertion from our staff, we did all this because we know how easy it is to just buy stuff online.

While great for some things, we think that if you’re going to buy something for a friend or loved one, then it’s best to keep it local.

PERFUME OIL Bootzie Colada perfume oil is playful, sensual, sweet and tropical. It has fragrant notes of pineapple, vanilla and coconut. Putting it on is like pushing your toes into the sand while sipping a Pina Colada.

Enchantress Gallery by Bootzie, 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.; 808-495-4161; Enchantressgallery.com

HYDRO FLASK Nothing says love like giving someone an insulated bottle that keeps frosty liquids frosty and scalding liquids scalding. There’s a crazy array of colors and options available, so there’s literally one for everyone.

Alive & Well, 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului; 808-877-4950; Aliveandwellinmaui.com Down To Earth, 305 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org

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AQUADELICS DRAGON RAINBOW BOARD SHORT & TRUCKER HAT Psychedelic, tie dye, handmade clothing and accessories, the Jammin’ collection offers counterculture street apparel while maintaining a feel-good style.

RUEBELLE N NECKLACE CE The Mercan Mercantile a tile is an u ups upscale boutique que for men, women and the ho home ome in Makawao. ao. As such, they carry a wide va variety arie of items, like this Ruebelle Necklace m mad made of black mango wood with a pave diamon diamond. nd They also offer eclectic treasures like a p pap papaya art pocket clutch and a “Spiritual Ga ng Gangster” tank top.

Jammin’ on Maui, 137 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-419-6585; Jamminonmaui.com

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SEGWAY MAUI There are few better ways to imagine that you’re in the world of the Jetsons than by rolling around town on a self-balancing scooter. Segway Maui offers a ton of options, too: the Segway miniPRO that has mobile app control, Segway miniPro, Segway miniLite, Segway miniPlus and the Ninebot One wheel, which is the starship Enterprise of self-balancing unicycles.

Segway Maui, 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina; 808-661-8284; Segwaymaui.com

Pacific Whale Foundation offers many, many ways to tell someone how much you care about him or her. But when was the last time you did so with a cooler shaped like a Volkswagen Kombi? Designed by Aaron Jackson, it’s made from 100 percent recycled oil drum barrels, and no two are alike. How cool is that!

Pacific Whale Foundation, 300 Ma‘alaea Rd.; 808-856-8323; Store.pacificwhale.org 612 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7447

MAUI HONEY We all know the sweetest thing you can give your sweetie is something sweet. But candy bars are too cheap, cookies crumble too easy and pies are difficult to wrap. But honey–sweet, local honey made

by Maui bees–comes in its own easy-to-wrap jar. It also tastes incredible, which definitely helps.

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CBD CHOCOLATE BAR & SHERLOCK PIPE CBD Milk Chocolate includes active Cannabidiol, a naturally derived component of hemp oil. You can get it at Maui Mana, which also sells a variety of glass & water pipes, hookahs, vaporizers, e-cigarettes and edibles. Maui Mana offers apparel, CDs, jewelry and psychic readings at their Makawao location.

Maui Mana, 21 Makani Rd., Makawao; 808-298-0403; Mauimanasmokeshop.com 1794 S. Kihei Rd.; 808-875-7881

HUBBOARDS BODYBOARD AND TRANSIT BODYBOARD BAG This brings back memories of Ewa Beach, when the surfs up head to the beach. And The Foam Co. got you covered with surfboards, bodyboards, clothing, accessories and DVDs too.

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CHRISTMAS SPECIALS

UPCYCLED WONDERS CUT Market is a charming little boutique full of preloved, upcycled wonders. This white and blue flowery top is just one of the treasures they offer.

CUT Market 45 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-868-0666; Facebook.com/cutmarketmaui

FREE Wallet or Cap with any $40 Billabong purchase.

BLUE MAUI CLUTCH AND WHITE BABY MAUI TRUCKER HAT

Wave of the Winter Cap $5, reg $20 Towel $15, reg $30

FREE Towel with any $50 Volcom purchase.

A brand that portrays the essence of life and living on the Valley Isle. This bright shop features casual, Maui-inspired apparel and accessories for men, women and children.

Maui Thing, 7 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-249-0215; Mauithing.com

FREE Wallet or Cap with any $40 DaKine purchase.

FREE Cap With any $30 Reef purchase.

FREE Foambrero Hat with purchase of 2 Vertra Face Sticks.

All specials available while supplies last.

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CAMELBAK Regardless of whether you’re a cyclist, runner or paddler (or all three, of course), then you understand the importance of hydration. You gotta drink water, people! Really bad stuff happens if you don’t. Show the outdoor sports enthusiast in your life that you care whether they live or die by giving them a Camelbak.

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ALOHA SHIRT Lost on Maui offers Hawaii exclusive apparel that’s not only stylish but comfortable too. They have a large selection of Mayhem surfboards available in-store, unique products and much more.

Lost on Maui, 11 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-214-5704; Facebook.com/Lostonmaui

Green Ti G Ti, 40 N N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-8788; Greentimaui.com

REST ASSURED R STILL SMOKIN’ With three locations across Maui, Still Smokin’ is one of the island’s best sources for smoking supplies. It’s family-owned, and all locations offer great service and expert information.

Still Smokin’, 346 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-873-3111

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OLUKAI SLIPPERS Crafted from the finest material, this is a perfect gift for that special man in your life, plus every pair of OluKai supports Ama OluKai Foundation’s mission in Hawaii.

They also offer, windsurfing gear, clothing, accessories and more, so find your Simmer Style.

Simmer Hawaii, 99 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8484; Simmerhawaii.com

KONA COFFEE & COFFEE MUG Serving the colorful community of Wailuku since 2011, this is where the hip come to sip. Made with the finest local and organic ingredients they offer handcrafted drinks, homemade pastries and gourmet café fare.

Wailuku Coffee Company, 26 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com

HOME BAKED GOODIES Talk about brokeda-mouth. Lei Dudoit, better known as Mama Lei, hand bakes these mouth watering morsels at her home in Kahakuloa Village. Offering a wide variety of sugary sweet goodness all made with love, you can find her with her ohana set up at Nakalele Blowhole.

Mama Lei’s by Lei Dudoit, Nakalele Blowhole, Rt. 340, Mile Marker 38; 808-344-5087; Leialoha1964@yahoo.com

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Imagine your little grom ripping it on da waves in one of these. This watersports superstore has it all from windsurf, kiteboard, kayak and stand-up paddle board equipment, to apparel and more. What’s more is the 2018 Neilpryde Waterwear collection is now in stock, so let the adventures begin.

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Purchase a gift card and receive two facility passes when you fully redeem your gift card at Spa Montage Kapalua Bay

MAUI-MADE GLASS PIPES Tokers who want to support Maui’s local glass blowers should look no further. These pipes are made in Haiku by Scott Norman. They have a durable design and a unique, comfortable mouthpiece for all your smoking pleasure. They’re available at Maui Mana (page 11) and Westside Vibes (page 19) as well as the following locations.

Gift cards are redeemable at all Montage Hotels & Resorts. Gift cards do not expire.

To purchase, call (808) 665-8282.

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ONLY LEASH Only Leash was invented and made in Maui this year. It’s the first looped bungee leash your dog can wear. It slides on and off your dog in a simple, quick motion. It’s made and sold on Maui, for people and dogs who live on Maui.

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CELEBRATING OUR 25TH ANNIVERSARY Jewelry • Pottery Hand-Blown Glass • Woodwork Curios • Home Furnishings Ni‘ihau Shell Lei • Paintings & Prints

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THE ONE SUP BOARD BY SUNOVA Second Wind Maui is an exclusive dealer for beautiful, all wood construction Sunova boards in Hawaii. Voted five years in a row as Maui’s best SUP shop, this is the best source for all your watersports needs.

Second Wind, 111 Hana Hwy., Kahului; 808-877-7467; Secondwindmaui.com Secondwind

GALAXY MERMAID SHIRT How cool is this? It’s a 100 percent cotton, hand-printed t-shirt with a mermaid draped over a crescent moon. It makes perfect sense that you’d find this at Wings Hawaii, a little boutique on the North Shore that sells women’s clothing, accessories and jewelry.

Everything there is whimsical, free spirit and just plain fun.

MELEANA SWIMWEAR AND WAKE AND BAKE PIPE COFFEE MUG As they say this is a “Shop For Your Head” featuring a large selection of tobacco smoking supplies, concert gear, rasta flags, Maui hand-blown pipes, handmade apparel, beeline, local products and much more.

Wings Hawaii, 69 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-3110; Wingshawaiishop.com

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HANDMADE PINEAPPLE SANDALS Handmade stylish sandals are a perfect gift for the island attire. If The Shoe Fits also provides footwear from wedding, work boots, diabetic footwear, shoes for hard-to-fit feet and shoe repair, too.

If The Shoe Fits, 21 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-249-9710; Teriedmonds.com

SHEARWATER TAVERN AND KOHOLA BREWERY CO. PRESENT:

APPS &TAPS Wednesday

December 13th

5:30-7:30pm at Shearwater Tavern in Kihei

UKULELE DREAMS Since 1979, Bounty Music has provided Maui with a wonderful selection of musical instruments. They have guitars, drums, keyboards, amps, recording equipment and a huge line of beautiful ukuleles. They do instrument repairs, too!

Bounty Music, 111 Hana Hwy., Kahului; 808-871-1141; Bountymusic.com

LUA POTHOLDERS “Oh boy! Potholders!” said no one ever at Christmas. Then again, maybe that was just because they didn’t get screenprinted potholders from Maui Hands.

Because these potholders are actual works of art. Look at them: meticulous stitching, bright colors, vibrant imagery. Maui Hands as a wide array of artistic gifts, but the more we look at this potholders, the more we like them.

Maui Hands Paia, 84 Hana Hwy, Paia; 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

Come celebrate our 1st Anniversary with an “APPS” inspired menu from our Executive Chef, Carl Yeh and a “TAPS” pairing from our friends at Kohola Brewery Co. $50 Early Bird Tickets at: Shearwater-taps-apps.eventbrite.com or $60 at the door.

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POG IPA NOW AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST THIS MONTH AT MAUI BREWING CO. Sunday, 12/10 CLOSED Kihei Tasting Room & Lahaina Pub

Monday, 12/25 MERRY CHRISTMAS! Kihei Tasting Room Closed

Saturday, 12/16 UGLY SWEATER PARTY Kihei Tasting Room

Friday, 12/29 BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS MAUI Charity Pint Night Lahaina Pub

Tuesday, 12/19 BRUSHSTROKES & BREWS Island Art Party Kihei Tasting Room

Saturday, 12/30 BENDS & BREWS All Levels Yoga Class Kihei Tasting Room

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Visiting A Whole Different Reality TALKING STORY WITH PAINTER LOREN D. ADAMS

PHOTO COURTESY LOREN D ADAMS

mainland, showcasing their work at Ernest Hahn shopping centers, sometimes 500 miles apart. Loren reminisced on this time of, “circling the wagons in the parking lots with bonfires, playing accordions and guitars.”

The tour eventually came to an end in Canada, where he, after developing a following of collectors and repeat buyers, opened an art school in Vancouver. He had 27 students studying under him at the time, some of which went on to convert the space to the now well-known Creekhouse Gallery.

From there Adams began publishing fine art prints and has continued both painting and publishing ever since.

Patty, Adams’ “darling and eternal compan-

me into the person that I love and respect.”

Adams, now a grandfather and great grandfather, has made his home on Maui for many years, and still paints with the vigor and passion he had in his junior year, handful of chalk, facing the wall. His latest piece, completed just last week, is a cataclysmic meeting of volcano and sea. It’s a powerful image, titled “Metamorphosis.”

Adams’ newest piece is more peaceful. He describes looking down at the sea from atop rolling hills, amidst a small village with a church.

“The beginning of a new era of paintings,” said Patty. “He really wants his paintings to give a gift to someone, whenever they look at them.

We’ve heard a lot of stories from different people coming home from difficult days, putting their

Loren Adams at the Wai Kahe Room Gallery

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oren D. Adams has been called the greatest seascape painter of all time.

His newest exhibition at the King Kamehemeha Golf Club showcases some of his finest works over the past 50 years. The exhibit is dedicated to helping the Hui O Wa‘a Kaulua in raising funding for the Mo‘okiha O Pi‘ilani and canoe restoration.

Thirty percent of the proceeds from specific paintings will go towards the cause.

Adams’ journey as an artist began when he was a boy, painting and drawing in front of the television, with fond memories of his kindergarten teacher holding up his drawings to be put on the bulletin board. He

remembers later in high school, being asked to stand in the corner for misbehaving, and taking chalk to the wall. He painted a massive mural of the Hoover Damn that the school kept for the following semester. It was in these years that Adams began taking his art seriously. After graduating high school, and then Sacramento State, he became a nurse.

He was in the ER and saw a lot of action, going home every night with a “broken heart,” said Adams. At the same time he had his first museum show. One of his supervising nurses asked if she could buy a painting from him, and after he sold it for $300, he went directly to the director of nursing and resigned. Today, single paintings by Adams have sold for tens of thousands of dollars.

“The next week I was part of a traveling nomadic tribe of artists, gypsy style,” he said. He joined a tribe that traveled across the

PHOTO COURTESY LOREN D ADAMS

Loren Adams’ latest original painting “Metamorphosis”

Adams with his painting “The Maiden Voyage of the Mo`okiha O Pi`ilani”

ion,” said that “seldom you see an artist with the ability that Loren has, and the vision that he has, come into intersection. That’s where the magic happens. He not only has the vision, but the ability to bring that vision into being.”

This is true of all of Adams’ works. Selfdescribed as coastal and seascape surrealism, his paintings have a dreamlike déjà vu to them. Often you find yourself being transported to different worlds and realities, captivated by these environments that seem familiar, though you’ve never seen them before. Many paintings have such a gravity that you almost feel you could step inside.

“I don’t want [viewers] to take things for granted,” he said. “We are living in a disposable society, and it’s better if people realize that nothing worthwhile comes easy. I’ve been wealthy several times, and I’ve been poor several times. It’s the difficult times that turned

feet up and staring into the paintings. Being transported to a whole different world and reality and, somehow, coming back to themselves.”

The gallery in the Wai Kahe Room of the King Kamehameha Golf Club will feature these works of art for an indefinite time, with Adams doing live painting sessions on Wednesdays and Fridays from 10am to 2pm. Collectors, art lovers and anyone interested in meeting the artist are welcome to come and say hello.

On Sunday, Dec. 10, the club’s Kahili Restaurant with feature the works of Adams and seven other local artists for their Holiday Fine Art Exhibition. Complimentary refreshments dinner and cocktails will be available 4:30-6:30pm. ■ jen@mauitime.com For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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by Alex Mitchell

This Week's Picks THURSDAY, DEC. 7 HOW TO WRITE A KILLER SHORT STORY – There will be a “How to Write a Killer Short Story” writing workshop at Akaku Maui Community Media. The class will be taught by Wayne Moniz, the wonderful Maui writer and playwright who won a Cades Award for Literature. The workshop will first focus on how to write a successful short story, then cover the basics of the writing process from ideas to editing. Free. 6pm.

Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org. Photo: Flickr/Rick Payette

PHOTOS WITH SANTA – Photos with Santa will happen at Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center until Sunday, Dec. 24. Visit the mall’s center stage for festive cheer at Santa’s Village. Keiki have an opportunity to write Santa a letter and drop it off in his mailbox, and Compassionate Santa appointments are available to families with special needs children and adults.

Photo packages are $24.99-49.99 and will include a Shutterfly $20 promotional gift card and one free phone call from Santa. 10am-6pm.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com. Photo: Aubrey Hord

FRIDAY, DEC. 8 DA MAUI SLEIGH RIDES – Da Maui Sleigh Ride will be at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. Keiki will join in the mall’s North-East parking lot for a joyous sleigh ride with Da Sleigh Maui. There’ll also be keiki crafts, letters to Santa and many more fun holiday activities. Children and adults with special needs are welcome to enjoy Da Maui Sleigh from 3:30-4:30pm. Free. General admission is 5:30-8:30pm.

(Last ride is at 8:20pm). Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com. Photo: KeKu Photography

BILLY COLLINS – See Billy Collins in the Green Room at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Collins is a former U.S. Poet Laureate whose fame has won him the title as “The Most Popular Poet in America.” The event, presented by the Merwin Conservancy, will feature a presentation, Q&A, book signing, book fair, live music and a reception with desserts and champagne. $25 and $10 for students w/ID. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts. org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Merwin Conservancy

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SATURDAY, DEC. 9

H HOLIDAY SHOPPING AND CHARITY NIGHT – The Sea-son of Giving: Holiday Shopping and Charity Night will happen at the Maui Ocean Center. Enjoy live music, dive presentations with Scuba Claus, door prizes, a free raffle and amazing 30 percent off holiday shopping opportunities at the Maui Ocean Center’s Holiday Gift Shop. Proceeds benefit local Maui nonprofits. $9.95 per person with donation of 2 canned food items (regular price $12) and free for children 3 a and younger. 6pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Ma Mauioceancenter.com.

Photo courtesy Facebook/Maui Ocean Center

KATIE THIROUX – Jazz musician Katie Thiroux is coming to the MACC. Thiroux is regarded for her bravura bass playing, singing and original compositions. There will also be a pre-show in the McCoy Courtyard with Jazz Metropolis DJ Lee Norris, Concept One and Tanama Colibri and Rick Brayner performing Latin American soul. $35-45. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Katie Thiroux

SATURDAY, D SATURDAY DEC. 9 ELVES WORKSHOP – There will be an Elves Workshop at Kihei Public Library. It will be a festive event for the keiki with lots of fun holiday crafting opportunities. Kids can build and test fantastic ideas in ornament making, toy building and designing and building a gingerbread house. Ages 5+. Free.

10:30am. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org.

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HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING – Time for the annual Holiday Tree Lighting at MauiWine. For their fourth annual celebration, the community is invited to enjoy the season with a blessing and lighting of the holiday tree, a holiday movie under the stars, keiki photos with Santa, crafts and games. There’ll also be wine tastings, live music with the Haiku Hillbillys and food available for sale from Three’s Food Truck. Please bring low backed beach chairs and blankets. Free. 4:30-8:30pm.

MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi`ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com. Photo courtesy MauiWine

SATURDAY, SATURDAY AY, AY Y, DE D DEC. C. 9 SHOP LOC LOCAL POP-UP – There’s a Shop Local Pop-Up at The Incubator in Wailuku. The Incubator is a creative workspace focused on building co community with local artists and small business entrepreneurs.

Their holid holiday pop-up shop will feature a chance to meet and shop from lots of loca local vendors like Consciousnest Maui, Mishni Bikini, Rylee’s W Wish Bracelets, Shante’s Peaces, Crazy Haole’s Peppers, Sugar Babe, Everlast Luscious Lips, The Beyouty Co. and more. Free. 12pm. The Incubator, (250 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-374-2202; Theincmaui.com.

Photo courtesy Facebook/ The Incubator Maui

DAMIRA FELDMAN – Russian Dreams with Damira Feldman will be at the Wailuku Union Church. Feldman is a great pianist and she’ll present works by Russian composers of the 19th-20th centuries. There’ll also be a post-concert courtyard reception and meetand-greet. Tickets are available on Eventbrite. $15. 7pm. Wailuku Union Church, (327 S. High St., Wailuku); Mirafeldman.com.

Photo courtesy Facebook/Mira Feldman

SUNDAY, DEC. 10 ‘MEDICINE TRIBE: NAHKO–MY NAME IS BEAR’ – You will want to see the show “Medicine Tribe: Nahko–My Name is Bear” at the MACC. Nahko is on tour promoting his first solo album, My Name is Bear. He’s a world traveler, a peace keeper, musician, songwriter and spirit-full artist. Here’s your chance to see Nahko back on Maui and hear his newest collection of deeply personal songs and infectiously positive vibes. $30-35.

7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Nahko

TUESDAY, DEC. 12 WEDDING INDUSTRY HOLIDAY PARTY – The Maui Wedding Industry Holiday Party will be at Sugar Beach Events. Presented by Sugar Beach Events and Bliss Wedding Design, all Maui wedding industry professionals and guests are invited to celebrate community and ring in the holiday season. Chef Lee will present a gorgeous culinary experience, and there will be live music with Shea Derrick and Full Flavor. Alcohol and drink scrip are available at an additional fee. $50. 5pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com. Photo courtesy of Sugar Beach Events

MAUI ZEN COOKING CLASS AND MEAL – There’s a Maui Zen Cooking Class and Meal at the Kahului Jodo Mission.

Hosted by the Japanese Cultural Society of Maui, attendees can learn the art of Japanese vegetarian zen cuisine. Taught by Naoko Moller, the class will show students how to use locally grown ingredients to create a meal. There’s a maximum of 20 spaces offered per class, and students are required to bring a cutting board, knife and apron. Call to reserve your space. Cost includes class and meal. $35. Two class times: 9:30am-12:30pm and 3:306:30pm. Kahului Jodo Mission, (325 La‘au St., Kahului); 808-283-9999. Photo: Flickr/BlueWaikiki.com

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 13 APPS AND TAPS – “Apps and Taps” is how Shearrn water Tavern will celebrate its first anniversary. Join m the Shearwater Tavern team with tasty “Apps” from a Chef Carl Yeh and “Taps” pairings with Kohola Brewery. Early bird tickets are available on Event-279 brite. $50-60. 5:30pm. Shearwater Tavern, (1279 i.com.

S. Kihei Rd.); 808-793-2324; Shearwatermaui.com.

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Film

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'Three Billboards Outside Ebbings, Missouri' It’s just another faux Coen Brothers movie ★★★★★ Rated R / 115 Min.

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riter/director Martin McDonagh’s Three Billboards Outside Ebbings, Missouri begins with the reveal that Mildred Hayes (played

by Frances McDormand) has rented three massive billboards that sit unattended in a field where town folk occasionally drive past. She pays Red (played by Caleb Landry Jones), the owner of the billboards, to post a three-part message on a red backdrop. Her message is directed at the local chief of police (played by Woody Harrelson) and states a simple question–it’s been a year, why haven’t you found the man who raped and killed my daughter? The billboards catch the attention of the entire town and create a series of devastating events.

Despite all the talented actors involved and a unique story that initially grabs hold, it winds up being a gravely unsatisfying film. McDonagh’s prior works, In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths, have devoted followings. His latest is obviously meant to be his Fargo, with misty opening imagery and a Carter Burwell score establishing this as his nod to the Coen Brothers. Just two

months ago, George Clooney demonstrated with his failed Suburbicon how hard it is to make a faux Coen Brothers movie.

McDonagh can stage a memorable scene and craft a vivid character but he’s better at chaos and glib carnage than anything else.

Somewhere at the mid-point, I became numb from all the pummeling, foul language, sucker punches and cruelty. Despite an attempt to contrast the moments of compassion from the violence, it’s the uglier moments that stick.

While I’m not squeamish and Three Billboards... isn’t especially gory, the casual sadism and relentless vulgarity wore me down.

Movies such as this one are so relentlessly downbeat and overstuffed with brutality and suffering that they become predictable.

The real surprise comes from a whole scene passing without someone getting shot, punched, kicked or all of the above. If the message is as simple as “sin begets sin” (as someone states onscreen), it’s made early on. McDongh’s film reminded me of all the post-Pulp Fiction, Tarantino-wannabes that littered the 1990s. The lesson there: writing self consciously hip and crude dialogue, mixed with detached bloodshed, doesn’t make your movie the next Reservoir Dogs.

McDormand’s performance is full of fire and pain. Whereas McDormand was sweet

“Ooh, see that girl, Watch that scene; Dig in the dancing queen”

and earthy in Fargo, she’s ferocious here.

Her character is as disagreeable as everyone else’s but there is an undeniable power to her work. Harrelson isn’t in the movie very much but adds layers to his crucial supporting turn. Sam Rockwell is a fine actor but tends to play every scene in the same key.

Peter Dinklage co-stars as Mildred’s friend and is referred often onscreen as “the town midget.” Although Dinklage does what he can with the role, he’s too good and accomplished an actor to take such a demeaning role. Considering how commanding and gifted he is, I thought

he’d be past roles like this by now.

Three Billboards... doesn’t have an ending but instead comes to a stopping point.

McDonagh is also a playwright and his conclusion might have worked on stage.

As the finish of his film, it feels like a copout. Like Paul Haggis’ Crash, McDonagh intends to show us the surprising good within bad people and how good people sometimes do very bad things. Unfortunately, it’s the bruises, tumbles out the window and Rockwell boogying to ABBA that will stay with me. This movie doesn’t do the warm and fuzzy stuff very well.■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Coco - PG- 2D THU 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15

5:15 7:00 8:00. 2D FRI-SAT 11:30 12:00 12:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 7:00 7:45 9:30 10:15, 2D SUN-WED 11:30 12:00 12:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 7:00 7:45.

Daddy’s Home 2 - PG13- 2D THU 12:50 3:10 5:30 8:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 12:50 3:10 5:30 8:00 10:25, 2D SUN-WED 12:50 3:10 5:30 8:00.

Unexpectedly Yours-NR- 2D FRI-SAT 11:40 2:15 5:00 7:40 10:20, 2D SUN-WED 11:40 2:15 5:00 7:40.

Murder on the Orient Express-PG13- 2D THU 11:35 2:15 5:00 7:45. 2D FRI-SAT 11:10 1:45 4:15 7:30 10:00, 2D SUN-WED 11:10 1:45 4:15 7:30.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing MissouriR- 2D THU 11:15 2:00 4:35 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 11:20 2:10 4:40 7:10 8:00 9:45 10:30, 2D SUNWED 11:20 2:10 4:40 7:10 8:00.

The Star-PG- 2D THU 12:30 2:35.

Detroit-R- 2D THU 4:45.

7:20 9:40, 2D WED 1:20 4:20 7:20 10:00.

Justice League- PG13- 2D THU 12:40 3:30 4:10 7:00 9:50, 3D 1:00. 2D FRI-WED 12:30 3:40 6:50 9:50.

Wonder-PG- 2D THU 12:40 3:30 6:40 9:30, 2D FRI 12:50 4:10 7:10 10:00, 2D SAT 4:10 7:10 10:00, 2D SUN 12:50 4:10 7:10 10:00, 2D MON 12:50 4:10 10:00, 2D TUE 12:50 4:10 7:10 10:00, 2D WED 12:50 4:10 7:10 10:00.

Daddy’s Home 2- PG13- 2D THU 1:10 3:50 6:50 10:00. 2D FRI 12:40 3:40 6:30 9:20, 2D SAT 3:40 6:30 9:20, 2D SUN 3:40 9:20, 2D MONTUE 12:40 3:40, 2D WED 3:40 9:20.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)- PG13- 2D THU 12:40 4:00 7:10 9:40. 2D FRI-SUN 1:10 4:00 7:00 9:50, 2D MON 1:10 4:00 6:50 9:50, 2D TUE 1:10 4:00 6:40 9:50, 2D WED 1:10 4:00 7:00 9:50.

Murder on the Orient Express-PG-2D THU 12:50 3:50 6:30 9:40.

THURS | 12/7

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Coco-PG- 2D THU 12:40 7:00, 3D THU 3:50.

2D FRI-SAT 1:15 3:50 6:30 9:15, 2D SUN-MON 1:15 3:50 6:30, 2D TUE 1:15 3:50 6:30 9:15, 2D WED 1:15 3:50 6:30.

Justice League - PG13- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 7:10. 2D FRI 1:00 4:00 6:45 9:40, 2D SAT 4:00 6:45 9:40, 2D SUN 1:00 4:00 6:45, 2D MON-TUE 1:00 4:00, 2D WED 1:00 4:00 6:45.

Wonder-PG- 2D FRI-SAT 1:30 4:20 7:00 9:45, 2D SUN-MON 1:30 4:20 7:00, 2D TUE 1:30 4:20 7:00 9:45, 2D WED 1:30 4:20 7:00.

George Takei’s Allegiance on Broadway-PG- 2D THU 7:30, 2D SAT 12:55, 2D MON-TUE 7:30.

Thor: Ragnarok- PG13- 2D THU 12:30 3:35.

THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK JOHNSTONE & FRIENDS 6:30-8:30PM • NO COVER

FRI | 12/8

FLOOR BANGER FRIDAY WITH DJ BLAST 10pM • $10

SAT | 12/9

FLAT JACKSON

PRETTY UP THE TRUTH ALBUM RELEASE PARTY 9pM • $10

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SUN | 12/10

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CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

TUES | 12/12

TOM CONWAY

6:30PM-8:30pM • No Cover

WED | 12/13

MALL MEGAPLEX

JUSTIN MORRIS & FRIENDS

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

George Takei’s Allegiance on Broadway-PG- 2D

142 HANA HWY

THU 7:30, 2D SAT 12:55, 2D MON-TUE 7:30.

The Metropolitan Opera: Hansel and Gretel- G2D SAT 12:55.

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50th Anniversary: Guess Who’s Coming For Dinner (1967) - PG- 2D SUN 2:00 7:00, 2D

WED 2:00 7:00.

Genesis: Paradise Lost-G- 3D MON 7:00.

Just Getting Started-PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30, 2D SUN 1:00 4:40 6:40 9:50, 2D MON-TUE 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30, 2D WED 1:00 4:40 6:40 9:50.

The Disaster Artist-R- 2D FRI-SAT 1:20 4:20 7:20 9:40, 2D SUN 1:20 4:20 7:20 10:00, 2D MON 1:20 4:20 6:50 10:00, 2D TUE 1:20 4:20

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EVENTS

The Merwin Conservancy Presents Poet

Billy Collins

In The Green Room FRI Dec 8 7:00 pm McCoy

NEW THIS WEEK

mance - Thirty years after high school, two former friends find their lives change dramatically when they become neighbors. 120 min.

THE DISASTER ARTIST - R - Biography/Drama - The stranger-than-fiction story of director Tommy Wiseau, whose film The Room is widely considered the worst movie in human history. Directed by James Franco.

NOW PLAYING

GENESIS: PARADISE LOST - Fantasy/Documentary - Now you can see the Biblical story of creation on the big screen! 130 min.

GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER - NR Comedy/Drama - Special TCM 50th anniversary screening of the classic story of a white couple forced to reevaluate their attitudes when their daughter starts dating a black man. Stars Katharine Hepburn, Spencer Tracy and Sidney Poitier. 108 min.

JUST GETTING STARTED - PG13 - Action/Comedy - An ex-FBI agent and ex-mob lawyer in the witness protection program have to fend off a mob hit. Stars Morgan Freeman and Tommy Lee Jones. 91 min.

MET OPERA: HANSEL AND GRETEL - NR - Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera Company perform Humperdinck’s fairy tale opera. 135 min.

UNEXPECTEDLY YOURS - NR - Comedy/Ro-

before he strikes again. 127 min.

THOR: RAGNAROK - PG13 - Action/Adventure Thor, who’s kidnapped and forced to fight the Hulk, must fight the evil Hela and save his home. 130 min.

COCO - PG - Animation/Adventure - Disney Pixar’s story of a young musician enters the Land of the Dead to solve a mystery. 109 min.

THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING MISSOURI - R - Comedy/Drama - A mother challenges local cops to solve her daughter’s murder. Stars Frances McDormand and Woody Harrelson. See this week’s film review. 115 min.

DADDY’S HOME 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Brad (Will Ferrell) and Dusty (Marky Mark) deal with their fathers (John Lithgow and Mel Gibson, respectively) during the holidays. 98 min.

WONDER - PG - Drama - A boy with facial differences enters a mainstream public school for the first time. Stars Jacob Tremblay, Owen Wilson and Izabela Vidovic. 113 min.

GEORGE TAKEI’S ALLEGIANCE ON BROADWAY - PG - Musical/Special Event See George Takei’s great musical on racism and Japanese internment because apparently some countries never learn. 150 min.

LAST CHANCE

JUSTICE LEAGUE - PG13 - Action/Adventure Wonder Woman, Batman, Aquaman, et al get the gang together to fight intergalactic bad guys. 120 min.

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS - PG - Drama/Thriller - Kenneth Branagh directs and stars in this adaptation of Agatha Christie’s story of a detective who tries to find a killer on a train

Jazz Maui Presents

Katie Thiroux Trio SAT Dec 9 7:30 pm McCoy Medicine Tribe Presents Nahko: My Name is Bear SUN Dec 10 7:00 pm Pavilion ‘The Sinner Tour’

Aaron Lewis

SAT Dec 16 7:30 pm Castle Exhuberant Folk/Pop Trio

Streetlight Cadence

DETROIT - R - Crime/History - Kathryn Bigelow directs this dramatization of the events leading up to the 1967 Detroit Rebellion, one of the worst race riots in American history. Stars John Boyega, Anthony Mackie and Algee Smith. 143 min.

SAT Dec 16 7:30 pm McCoy

THE STAR - PG - Animation/Comedy - A little donkey gets to be a hero during the first Christmas. 86 min.

The Gertrude Mary Joan Damon Haig Collection of Hawaiian Art

GALLERY

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shan Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri. Dec 8. Bring your family and friends to Lahaina Town for delicious food from West Maui restaurants, food trucks and vendors. The monthly event will also provide many opportunities to get to know the Lahaina community better and enjoy live entertainment and music under Maui’s magical sunset. It’s also Art night, check out the local art galleries for a variety of special events. 4:30pm. Lahaina Town Party, (Front St., Lahaina); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com MAUI SARA JAZZ EVENING - Fri. Dec 8. Enjoy an evening of jazz, blues and dancing with saxophonist Eric Schneider from Chicago. The event will also feature Gene Argel, Danny M. and Paul Marchetti. Cocktails, appetizers and full dinner menu will be available for purchases. Doors open at 6pm for advance ticket holders only. Advance tickets are $22 and available by phone or online.

Day of ticket sales are $25 at door starting at 7pm.

Longhi’s, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7979; Longhis.com; Mauisarajazz.com CELEBRATE THE SEASON WITH AMY HANAIALI‘I - Fri. Dec 8. Enjoy the holidays with 18-time Na Hoku Hanohano award winner Amy Hanaiali‘i in the Ritz-Carlton’s Anuenue Room.

Amy will fill the stage with song, cultural history and holiday joy with a brand new show. Tickets are $149.95 for table seating and standing room only tickets will be made available after table stage seating is sold out. 21+. Doors open at 6:30pm.

7pm. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Lifeisaloha.com MR. ROGERS - Fri. Dec 8. Captivating the West Coast underground arts community, Mr. Rogers will bring his bass-heavy mid-tempo music to West Maui. Supporting acts from Maui are TRVR, DJ Theron and Professor LightWAV. 21+. $10.

9pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com LIVE MUSIC IN THE BASEMENT - Sat. Dec 9.

Enjoy pop-punk with Under City, garage-grunge-indie with Not Good, and acoustic soul, R&B and A++ yelling with Naomi T. The Eazy will also be bringing their punky-uke-ska. All ages welcome. $5. 6:30pm.

Request Music, (10 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808244-9315; Facebook.com/RequestsHawaii FLAT JACKSON CD RELEASE PARTY - Sat. Dec 9. Head to the North Shore as Flat Jackson treat you to his new CD Pretty Up The Truth. Free CD or Download at the door. $10. 9:00pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG’ - Until- Sun. Dec 10. Caractacus Potts (an eccentric inventor) and his children restore an old race car and discover the car is magic. Evil Baron Bomburst wants the magic car for himself, so with the help of Truly Scrumptious and Grandpa Potts the team plans to outwit the dastardly Baron and Baroness and their villainous henchman. Showtimes are: Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm with a special 2pm showing on Dec. 9 and Sunday at 3pm. $20-40. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ‘MY THREE ANGELS’ - Until - Sun. Dec 17.

Three convicts—two of them murderers, the third a swindler—are employed as roofers by a family, whose roof is in desperate need of maintenance.

Possessing every criminal art and penal grace, they set matters right and in doing so redeem themselves as real life angels to the grateful family.

Showtimes are: Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 3pm. (no performance on Sunday, Dec 10). $26. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com

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‘ULALENA - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a he island’s i l d’ culture l d deeper understanding of the and 9.99 Keiki / the true essence of aloha. $29 $29.99 d $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and a under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

CRAB LEGS AND PRIME RIB BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Fri. Dec 8. Enjoy a scrumptious buffet featuring crab legs and prime rib while listening to Maui musician, Ron Kuala‘au. His velvety voice and melodic guitar combine for wonderful Hawaiian and contemporary music. $44.95 per person, and half-off for childre children 10 and younger. Reservatio ervations are recommended.

5:30 5:30pm.

Kahili Restaurant, (2 (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., W Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com

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‘FRESH SQUEEZED’ FRIDAY - Fri. Dec 8.

Sip “Fresh Squeezed” UT cocktails, prepared by O CK house craftsmen Adam CHE EK N Rio, Joshua Hopkins and A WE C E U H T M Maya Alexander. 6pm.

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KS Do the Hatch, (658 Front Down E G PIC PA L St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; ON Dthmau Dthmaui.com

‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elviss en in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Havis imwaii with one of the best Elvis 60-110. personators in the world. $60-110.

78 Front St 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Dec 9. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Dec 12.

Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy.

9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Dec 13. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE RAISE MONEY AND AWARENESS FOR THE HAWKSBILL SEA TURTLE - Until - Sun. Dec 31.

Hawaii Wildlife Fund partners with five-local business with a portion of proceeds from a featured Naked Turtle Rum cocktail to be donated to the Hawaii Wildlife Fund.

Cocktails and Bars include: Naked Runner at South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei; Honu Hemingway at Wai Bar, Wailuku; Seasonally Fresh Fruit Mojito at Flatbread Company, Paia and Save Squirt at Down the Hatch, Lahaina. 8am. Hawaii Wildlife Fund; Wildhawaii.org THE STOCKING STUFFER - Until - Sun. Dec 31.

Just in time for Christmas “The Stocking Stuffer” burger of the month. Made with signature Angus beef patty stuffed with chipotle peppers, sharp cheddar cheese and bacon then dressed with mayo, butter, lettuce, tomato, red onion and sliced avocado topped with a buttermilk ranch drizzle, all served on a fresh baked brioche bun. Try it with their LifeFood Vegan patty. 10:30am. Cool Cat Cafe, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Dec 10.

Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, it’s a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com HAWAIIAN SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Dec 10.

Enjoy Sunday brunch with live music from Hawaii’s most talented entertainers, featuring Willie K with Arlie Asiu and Koa. $50 inclusive, $25 for children 10 and Under. Reservations required. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Sun. Dec 10. Enjoy a full buffet featuring a roast beef carving station and create-your-own omelet station while listening to amazing Hawaiian, contemporary and falsetto singer Kaniala Masoe.

Kaniala sets a beautiful ambiance of Hawaiian music while enjoying breakfast overlooking Haleakala. $27.50 per person, half-off for children 10 and younger. Reservations recommended. 10am. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Wed. Dec 13. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Dec 13.

Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings, ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your palate. 21+. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE HUI HOLIDAYS 2017 - Until - Sun. Dec 24. Hui Holidays artisan showcase returns with a winter wonderland of local and handmade items for everyone on your list. During this magical season, the Hui gift shop expands to include even more one-of-a-kind handmade gifts by local artists and crafters like paintings, ceramic pieces, handblown glass work, locally made beauty products, holiday ornaments and more. 9am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com EXHIBIT: HE MAKANA - Until - Sat. Dec 23.

The exhibition is from the collection of Gertrude Mary Joan Damon Haig and offers a nostalgic look back into the history of old Hawaii. He

Makana, meaning “a gift,” is a distinguished collection of paintings, prints, and traditional art forms of Hawaii from the 1930s-1970s. See “Traditional Arts of Hawaii” like ancient ko‘u calabashes, ahu ‘ula cape, Ni‘ihau shell leis and a Hawaiian flag quilt circa 1898. Free. 10am.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ELLEN LEVINSKY - Until - Mon. Jan 1. Fabulous Feather Art by Ellen Levinsky will be featured in the Banyan Tree Gallery and she will also be demonstrating in the gallery from 11am-4pm on Thursdays. 9am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Dec 7. View original art and giclees by Local Maui Artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com JAN SHANER - Fri. Dec 8. Jan Shaner is a Plein Air painter and shows her love of Maui landscapes with an incredible ability to capture color and light.

Stop by the gallery and see this talented artist create colorful oil paintings and discuss her work.

4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com GEORGE AND FRIENDS ART EXHIBIT OPENING RECEPTION - Sat. Dec 9. Since 1973, George Allan’s paintings have touched countless visitors and residents alike, sharing in appreciation for our beautiful island. Join Viewpoints as he’s joined by fellow artists and friends. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com MAUI GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Dec 10.

Enjoy locally made art, jewelry, gifts and crafts from over 35 local vendors, including Maui Fine Art, Nalu Koa, Lee Olulani Plevney, Footprints in the Sand, Lightsavor Photography, Bodhi Waves, Primitive Vibes Hawaii, Mahina Spirit and more.

9am. Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Mauigiftandcraftfair.com HOLIDAY FINE ART EXHIBITION - Sun. Dec 10. View original fine art from local artists, Loren D. Adams, Robin Bones, Julie Galeeva, Steve Sundram, Rome Wilcox, Rose Bartley, Milan Param and Eleana Oceanheart. Complimentary refreshments. Dinner and cocktails available. 4:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Dec 12. Watercolorist Luana Kama finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, and favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. Visit the gallery and see her creations. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com BAZ MAUI - Wed. Dec 13. Baz is a selftaught mixed media and fiber artist. He will work with materials directly from nature, including tree bark and banana leaves. Visit the gallery and see his unique process. 11am.

Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com CHRISTINE HALTON - Wed. Dec 13. Christine Halton’s most recent pieces reflect her love of Maui’s natural beauty. They’re a combination of the fine expression of line through wood burning and the depth of color with oils paints.

Come and meet the artist and watch her create these beautiful pieces. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

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Gary Larson, 5:30-8:30pm & Piano w/Dayan Kai (At the Bar) 6-9pm

Sunday Brunch w/ Gary Larson (9am-12noon) & Joseph Chee, 5:30-8:30pm

MON- Kincaid Kipahu, 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Brian Haia, 5:30-8:30pm, WED- Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm

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MON Closed TUE Open for Dinner, WED - Ladies Night 2.0’s w/ DJs, 10pm, $5/$10

Mark Johnstone & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm no cover

Floor Banger Friday w/DJ Blast, 10pm $10

Flat Jackson Album Release Party, 9pm $10

NFL Sunday Ticket & Sunday Bloody Mary Bar!

MON - Live Band & Open Mic, 7-10pm, TUE - Tom Conway 6:30pm, WED - Justin Morris & Friends, 6:30pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

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MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

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TICKETS ON SALE ‘SEARCHING FOR UNICORNS’ AN EVENING WITH FLIP NICKLIN - Fri. Dec 15.

Celebrate whales while enjoying wine, cheese, chocolate and live music. The evening will include a feature presentation by Flip Nicklin titled “Searching for Unicorns”–stories of unexpected discoveries along the photographic journey.

There will also be exclusive gallery photographs from his 30-year career photographing marine mammals. All proceeds of the event support the research and education programs of Whale Trust. Only 50 tickets are available. $125. 5pm.

National Geographic Fine Arts Gallery, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-572-5700; Whaletrust. org/product/holiday-evening-flip-nicklin AARON LEWIS ‘THE SINNER TOUR’ - Sat. Dec 16. Known for genuinely gritty lyrics and hard rock anthems, Aaron Lewis is getting back to his country roots with the recent release of his newest album Sinner. Tickets are $39-89 and $129 for premium seats. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org COMEDY SHOW AND LIVE TAPPING - Sat. Dec 16. Join comedian, Cool Hand Luke, as he films his first DVD special. Enjoy comedy while indulging in a buffet dinner. Proceeds from ticket sales go to the Baldwin High School Class of 2001 reunion fund. Tickets are $20 and available at Farmacy Bar in Wailuku and Pukalani, or by phone. Doors open at 4:30pm, show starts at 5:30pm. VFW Maui, (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-276-8661 MAUI CHAMBER ORCHESTRA CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY CONCERT - Sat. Dec 16 Sun. Dec 17. Get in the spirit of the season with the Maui Chamber Orchestra as they present their Holiday Concert: A Classical Christmas.

Directed by Conductor Robert E. Wills, the program features J.S. Bach’s Christmas Oratorio, Cantatas 1 and 2, with the Maui Chamber Orchestra Chorus; Telemann’s Concerto for 3 trumpets, 2 oboes and timpani; Charpentier’s Noels Pour Les Instruments; and Warlock’s Capriol Suite. On Saturday the show starts

at 7:30pm and on Sunday the show starts at 3pm. A conversations with the conductor is at 1:30pm on Sunday only. $27-55. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauichamberorchestra.org PHIL LESH AND FRIENDS - Thu. Dec 28 - Fri. Dec 29. The rock band Phil Lesh and Friends (Grahame Lesh, Ross James, Alex Koford and Jason Crosby) will hit the Castle Theater for two days. Lesh is a former bassist of the Grateful Dead sure to bring a groovy night for an experience not to be missed. $140-150. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: STEVE EARLE - Fri. Dec 29. Steve Earle has been many things during his illustrious career, equally acclaimed as a folk troubadour, rockabilly raver, contemplative bluesman, honky-tonk rounder, snarling rocker and even bluegrass practitioner. He’s appeared in film and television and has written a novel, play and a book of short stories. $30-65. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘HOWIE ON MAUI’ - Sat. Dec 30. Comedian Howie Mandel, known as a judge on NBC’s hit summer talent competition series America’s Got Talent, will land in Maui for his only appearance in Hawaii this year. Mandel has remained a constant force in show business for over 30 years as a comedian, actor, television host and voice actor. His versatile career has encompassed virtually all aspects of the entertainment spectrum and here’s your chance to see him live in the Castle Theater. $39-129. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org JOHN POPPER: NEW YEAR’S EVE - Sun. Dec 31. See John Popper of Blues Traveler in an intimate North Shore Maui New Year’s Eve show. See a true rock legend that’s hailed as one of the greatest harmonica players in history. Find early bird tickets on Eventbrite. 21+. $70-100. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7TH MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY FOSTER S.O.S. - Ongoing. The Maui Humane Society is seeking immediate short-term foster homes for dogs due to crowded conditions at the organization’s kennel. The Maui Humane Society will provide all supplies and information needed to become a foster home to a shelter dog.

Visit the shelter anytime Monday-Saturday, 11am6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Puunene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org LET IT SNOW - Until- Sat. Dec 23. Back by popular demand, Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center will once again transform into a giant snow globe with its award-winning “Let it Snow!” snowfall experience returning on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays until Dec. 23. Snowflakes will descend on the center promenade at 6:30pm and 8pm.

Each snowfall show will last for 10 minutes orchestrated to festive, holiday music with keiki snowflake wands and free Starbucks hot chocolate for early arrivals served by jingle ambassadors. Free. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HOLIDAY TOY DRIVE - Until - Sun. Dec 17.

Drop your unwrapped gift for keiki 0-18 at the Center Court Holiday Toy Drive Bin during center hours. With every gift donation of retail value $5 or more, the donor (21 years or older) may enter for a chance-to-win a Las Vegas Getaway. Jamba Juice will also be providing $1 off coupons for every donation received. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com ICE SKATING IN PARADISE - Until - Sun. Dec 17. Enjoy outdoor ice skating fun and celebrate the beginning of the holiday season. Admission is on a first-come, first-serve basis, and time on the ice is limited with in-and-out privileges. Admission fare includes rental skates at $5 per person, with free admission for keiki age five and under. Clean socks required. An ice skating instructor will be on-hand to give free introductory lessons. All proceeds will benefit various local nonprofit organizations. 3-9pm. (Registration starts at 2:30pm). Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

ALL ABOARD THE HOLIDAY EXPRESS - Until- Mon. Dec 25. The Holiday Express experience begins and ends at Pu‘ukoli‘i Station in Ka‘anapali.

All guests will receive milk and fresh baked cookies, and Santa will be there with a free toy for the keikis. Two rides available 6pm and 8pm. Checkin/boarding is 45 minutes prior. Regular tickets: $30 and $25 for kama‘aina. Premium tickets are: $50 and $45 for kama‘aina (premium ticket holders get one extra toy for keiki, as well as souvenir photos with Jolly ‘Ol Saint Nick!). Children under the age of 2 are free to ride in the lap of an adult.

6:30pm. Maui Sugar Cane Train, (957 Limahana Pl., Lahaina); 808-667-6851; Sugarcanetrain.com VEGAS HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY - Until Sun. Dec 17. Maui Mall and KAOI Radio are spreading holiday cheer with a Vegas Holiday Giveaway. To enter for a chance to win, visit the Blue Zones Project tent on Fridays from 5-7pm and Saturday and Sundays from 3-5pm.

Limit one entry per person 21+. One grand prize winner will be announced on KAOI Radio on Dec. 19 and two additional names will be drawn to receive Blue Zones Project prize packages. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com SBU’S 2017 TOYS FOR TOTS DRIVE - UntilMon. Dec 18. Community members can bring new, unwrapped toys to any Minit Stop Store or any store at Azeka Shopping Center. If you prefer to make a monetary donation, you can purchase donation tickets in denominations of $1 and $5 at all Minit Stop checkout counters. Customers purchasing donation tickets will have their names posted in the store, and the funds raised will be used to purchase additional toys. SBU’s Toys for Tots; Sbumaui.org ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS Thu. Dec 7. Recovered alcoholics share a common purpose: to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need. Public Information committees in AA carry the message of recovery to the still-suffering alcoholic by informing the general public about the AA program. They do this in part through the media, schools, industry and others. For days, times, locations and/or more information, call, email or visit the website. AA Central Office; 808-244-9673; info@aamaui.org; AAmaui.org

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Sunburn, 8pm-12am

Maui Blues, 8pm-12am

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MON & TUE -Juke Box Madness (All Day), WED- Curtis Loves Living Room, 8pm

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM Thu. Dec 7. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled, and retired veterans. 9am.

Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-5729129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org ‘INTEGRATED MEDIATION’ - Thu. Dec 7. Hawaii Farmers Union United presents an agricultural workshop that will change your financial mindset and financial lifestyle with Dr. Saul Larner. Learn how to use “Integrated Meditation” to structure your assets and resolve future issues with family members and partners. RSVP by phone. 12pm.

Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului); 808-270-5770.

KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Dec 7. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8TH PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Dec 8. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note.

4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com DELAWARE DAY CELEBRATION - Fri. Dec 8.

The Annual Delaware Day Celebration on Maui will take place in Ma‘alaea. This annual celebration is open to all “First Staters” living on Maui (or visiting the islands) and those who were born, raised, worked and went to college in Delaware.

All guests are asked to wear an article of clothing from the “First State.” Call for more information.

4pm. Beach Bums, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-8799964; Beachbumshawaii.com MAPA DANCE PERFORMANCE - Fri. Dec 8.

Enjoy a night of live entertainment with Maui Academy of Performing Arts and its dance performance groups and hip hop crews for lively student dance performances on the mall’s center stage. Free.

6:30pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com MOONLIT MOVIE NIGHT: ‘ELF’ - Fri. Dec 8.

Relax under the stars, for an outdoor moonlight showing of Elf. This hilarious holiday comedy stars

Will Ferrell as Buddy, a regular-sized man who was raised as an elf by Santa Claus. There will be complimentary popcorn. Food, drinks and cocktails will be available for purchase. Outside food and beverage is not permitted. You will need to have a free pass to get in the door. Get your passes at Eventbrite. Free. Doors open at 5:30pm, show starts at 6:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9TH KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Dec 9. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakilaa evay. ery Saturday and Sunday.

1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall,, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Dec 9. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahai-ana); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

otics, they strive to grow needed amendments right here on their land. $20-39. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

School (6-8th grade) and Wednesdays for High School (9-12th grade). Cost is $5 per class. $5. 3:30pm. The Office Maui, (250 Alamaha St., Kahului); TheOfficeMaui.com

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WRAP-IT-UP WEDNESDAYS HOLIDAY GIFT WRAPPING CLASS - Wed. Dec 13. Aunty Ruth, aka Mrs. Claus, will teach how to make your holiday gift wrap extra special this year. The theme will be Japanese-style gift wrapping. Just bring your own gift to wrap. Reservations are not required and seating is limited. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Dec 10. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui! Lanakila on cen stage. 11am. Maui Mall, the mall’s center (70 E. K Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

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Sign Language SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

As you revisit half-forgotten haunts from your past, you’ll probably encounter pieces of yourself you thought you’d left behind forever. That’s part of the deal. Luckily, it’s not all bad, and neither are these old incarnations of you. Each of them has positives and negatives, and something to teach or remind you that will enhance who you are today. Try to welcome them like old friends and acquaintances, with as open a heart and mind as you can manage. Chances are, you’ll leave the whole experience feeling better about who you’ve become than you ever have.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Here’s your week: You’re cruising along the side roads, making steady progress, and finally you pull onto the highway–and your engine dies. At the very moment the road opens up before you, giving you the freedom to really cut loose, something’s likely to keep you from hitting the gas and speeding down it. Don’t get frustrated when gazing down that long, promising, inaccessible highway. Because this is likely to happen, I recommend picking up any sexy hitchhikers you might pass along the way–then at least you’ll have their company while stranded in limbo, which might make it not so bad.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Jump the gun. Though you’ve been patiently waiting for the starting pistol to go off before you run this race, it’s totally okay (and even wise) to get a head start when you can. This will help a lot when unforeseen (except by me) disasters, delays, and obstacles crop up. Get going now, even if it seems like you have more than enough time to finish this race twice over, so when shit happens, you’ll be so far ahead of the game you’ll manage to finish on time anyway.

Anyone who’s got a clue will be seriously impressed.

harmless. Remember that most jellyfish are venomous (some lethally so), despite their seeming helplessness and beauty. Being bold and righteous may make you feel powerful, but it’ll only needlessly make you a target. Chill out and act squishy and spineless. You might take a more circuitous route to get there, in the end, but eventually you’ll float gently to your destination without a problem. What’s more, you won’t feel like you had to work that hard for it; it’s likely to feel more like you’re coming back from a vacation.

QUIZ understood 1: C–Franz Liszt 2: D–90 percent 3: E–Gladys Baisa

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

When you ask advice, you usually already know what you want to do. You’re actually just seeking permission or validation. There’s nothing wrong with that, but it might not be the best strategy when your advisors don’t give you the advice you want.

It’s good to listen to your friends’ counsel, but in this case your instincts are paramount. No one else can know what it’s like to be in your shoes. What seems right from their perspective just isn’t, from yours. You know what you want to do. Stop fishing around for reassurance and just do it.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

I advised your Gemini buddies to chill out and drift and appear helpless this week. I wish I could give you the same advice, but I’m afraid you suck at hiding your power, and you’re already too much of a target for that strategy, in any case. You might as well stand up and take the most direct approach you can think of. That, of course, is likely to make you even more of a target than before. Luckily for you, you’re a tough little Lion, and they probably won’t be able to do much more than slow you down (and perhaps wound your ego just a bit; that, too, however, should be sturdy enough to take it).

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Because you’re such complex, multifaceted creatures, many Pisces have trouble bringing all the different aspects of yourselves to the table when tackling any given task. This week is all about learning how to show up for the job with all the useful tools you have in hand, and leave the clown noses and dog collars at home until you actually need them. The most successful Pisces I know are able to change up a situation so that it will bring out the best in them. The sooner you can figure out what you need, and master how to manifest it, the sooner you’ll be able to bring all of yourself to everything you do.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

I know you hate this job, but this week you’re our official Bubble Burster. I think you despise doing this mostly because so many of your own hopes and dreams have been dashed over the years, and you know exactly how awful it feels. Use that experience to make you a kinder, gentler Shatterer of Dreams.

Sometimes breaking down someone’s unrealistic expectations is actually the nicest thing you can do, since tearing those down will force them to build up some new, hopefully more achievable goals. Take heart. Those whose hopes you trample may despise you now, but they will love and thank you later.

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Bugs don’t get glass. They’ll hurl themselves against it until they die, trying to reach the sun they see. Sadly, I’ve seen humans act like this, too. They’ll hit an obstacle they don’t quite understand and they’ll try the same thing again and again trying to get through it or past it, confounded and confused when they always fail. I root for the bee trapped behind the glass, and hope she’ll try moving two feet to the left, where the open window will allow her egress. I’m rooting for you, too. I hope you’ll soon stop doing the same thing you’ve done a thousand times before, which has never worked except by accident, and instead try something completely different and new.

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It’s all about love and hate this week. Basically it’s a simple equation: you’ve got to use what you love to get through what you hate. Without keeping all the people and things you adore firmly in mind the entire time, you might not have the fuel and wherewithal to do what you’ve got to do and finally get it over with.

They’re the weight on the other side of the scale that will keep you from going completely out of whack and falling down, hard. They’re also the ones who’ll be there for you when you’ve finally gotten the hard shit done, to comfort and celebrate with you.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

This week’s mantra: It’s not your job to educate people. Sometimes that is your job, but I’m afraid in this case these dolts are too stupid to get it, no matter how simply you put it. You’ll just have to work around them. Dispassionately consider them as obstacles, and plan a route circumventing them that will still efficiently allow you to arrive at your destination. Sometimes it’s a good idea to put in the time to try to transform adversaries to allies. These guys, however, just aren’t worth it. They’re speed bumps and lamp posts, no more.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Be a jellyfish. Forget having a backbone or standing tall but instead be fluid, transparent, and apparently

Worry, worry, worry! What are you, a Cancer? Since when did you become the zodiac’s chief Nervous Nellie? Sure, you’ve got problems. You’ve got fears.

But you’ve never before let them eat away at you like this. Look at you, you’re all in a tizzy. I don’t mean to minimize your concerns; they’re legit. But please recognize that there’s very little you can do about them, at least right now, and, if it does anything at all, worrying is only likely to make everything worse.

Do your best to take your mind off that shit and just enjoy what’s actually happening around you. Enlist some help if needed. I’m sure you know at least two people who’ll leap at the chance to distract you by any means necessary.

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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