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One immediate and urgent question for the new Maui administration and the council is Alexander and Baldwin's application to the state for a 30-year lease on the water from state lands in East Maui. This averages 160 million gallons a day, (as compared to the Iao Aquifer's supposed 20 mgd, really 18).

The previous administration and Water Board supported giving the lease to A&B. But this water belongs to the people of Hawaii, as a public trust. Why should a private commercial company control it for the next 30 years?

The Arakawa administration and the County Council have new responsibilities for water resources, following last fall's charter change. They should actively pursue getting control of that water for the county.

Control by the County need not take any water away from A&B that it needs for agriculture. But it would allow the county to see that Hawaiian rights are observed, and downstream users get a fair share, which the current system has not done.

A&B has a duty to shareholders, but the county owes its duty to the citizens of Maui.

Why should A&B control our water?

Sally Raisbeck, Wailuku

ANTI WAR OFFENSIVE The naivete of the contributors' to the Antiwar article is offensive. Did 9-11 not happen?

Do the contributors of the this article wish Saddam Hussein to have nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons? Do they think the "aloha spirit" is going to protect us from Saddam and other murderous thugs?

Presently, we are not at war with Iraq; and the US has done nothing without unanimous UN support. The peace, freedom, and happiness we all enjoy on Maui is afforded by the US military. Perhaps, we should stop taking this protection for granted. Most deeply offensive is Astrid Watanabe's assertion that the United States and George Bush are analogous to the Nazi party and Adolph Hitler. She should pack her bags and go back to Eastern Europe or Iraq. Whose side are you guys on anyways?

Michael Leake, Paia

DEMOCRATS ALIVE & WELL The recent election of Ed Case to the Second Congressional District is a signal to the voters of Hawaii that the Democratic Party is alive and well. Not only was Ed an overwhelming winner, but Democratic candidates received over 80% of the total special election vote, finishing first, second, and third. The voters on Saturday wanted a strong voice in Congress, and a trustworthy steward for Hawaii’s interests. Ed has a rare combination of intelligence, creativity, and drive that will serve our state well. He will not be a rubber stamp for the President’s far-right agenda. Rather, Ed will fight for federal funding of school programs, rebalancing of the federal budget without raising taxes or raiding social security, maintaining our federal parklands, preserving the Patsy Mink Act, Medicare, and

Medicaid, obtaining federal recognition of a selfdetermining Native Hawaiian entity, and so much more. It has been said that you get the government you deserve. The Second Congressional District must have deserved something special to get Ed Case as its newest Member of Congress. Ed will honor the philosophy of putting people first in Washington, no matter their color, creed, or capital portfolio. Do us proud, Ed. Joshua Wisch, Kailua

HAVE YOU BEEN SCAMMED? My phone rang off the hook last week in response to my letter printed in the last issue describing a certain roofing contractor who is leaving Maui, leaving all the leaking roofs and disgruntled customers behind. I learned a lot more about this fast talking Christian family man than I'd ever imagined. More than half of his victims are women. It turns out his contractors license was forfeited Nov. 30, 2002, as the dues were not paid. Also worker's comp has no record of him, as he pays his employees cash with no benefits. I learned he's even pulled the wool over some big companies on this island, leading them to believe he was paying Union style wages and benefits.

However, he's still slapping on those roofs.

In fact, when I spoke last with him, asking about his move, he said he'd be a fool to leave right away, as he's got so much work lined up.

He admitted his family is already in Colorado.

If any of you fellow victims would like to do a peaceful protest, please contact me at 572-5831.

Mahalo!

Eloise Engman, Makawao

BUDGET HEARING CRUCIAL TO RECYCLING The latest Maui County Recycling Industry meeting pointed out how desperately Maui needs a Material Recovery Facility (MRF, pronounced Murf.) Representatives from Maui County addressed recycling issues January 17 with individuals from the local recycling processors, composting companies and haulers.

The agenda included plastics, cardboard, greenwaste, foodwaste, commercial construction and development waste. As each issue was addressed, the group quickly reached the same conclusion; no progress would be made until there is a MRF to handle the materials. No amount of bans or mandates would keep these materials out of the landfill until there is a facility to handle them.

Although the latest recycling task force study from October of 2002 recommended the construction of a County-run MRF above all other actions, little progress has been made due to budget constraints.

If you are concerned about the 18 months worth of plastic degrading in the sun at the Maui Central Baseyard, and about all the other material you have been faithfully hauling to the county drop boxes, please come to the County budget hearings this spring. Budget funding for a facility will not happen unless enough people show they care. To find out more about the budget hearings, call Camille, Committee Secretary of the Budget and Finance Committee at 270-8007 or call Adelle at the Mayor’s office at 270-7855.

Camille Armantrout, Makawao

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DRAMA FROM ILLINOIS TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY How’s this for a parting gesture? The week before he’s due to leave office, Illinois Governor George Ryan (R) commuted the death sentences of 156 inmates that, at the time were on death row.

A study commissioned three years ago found that thirteen inmates were wrongfully sentenced to death. As a result, Governor Ryan changes the sentences for everybody?

If it suddenly became clear that thirteen inmates were wrongfully imprisoned for crimes they did not commit, would he commute the sentences of every convict in the Illinois prison sentence? Because we all know that there are people in prison who don’t deserve to be there.

One thing that needs to be clear is that these inmates were not allowed to walk free. Rather, they had their sentences commuted from death to life in prison without the possibility of parole, which, ironically, is probably worse than death.

But still, changing the sentences of 156 people just because thirteen of their convictions were questionable is irresponsible and dangerous. Plus, making such a lasting decision three days before he was due to leave office really brings his motivations into question. If he felt so strongly about the death penalty sentencing standards in his state, maybe he should have changed the entire system while he was still in office in order to answer all the questions rather than throw fuel on the fire and run out the door.

STRETCHING IT A LITTLE There have been some interesting headlines in the news lately and too many of them have been about racism.

A recent CNN article comments on a study that states, "It helps to have a ‘white’ name when job hunting." It then goes on to say that "white" names like Bill, Brett, and Emily are much more likely to receive call-backs than

Tamikwa, Ebony, or Rashaawn. First of all, since when did Brett, Bill, or Emily become the strict domain of white people? Are all black people with names of Bill, Brett or Emily now supposed to consider themselves white? And if a white guy named Billy Joe Haypile were to go job hunting, he’d probably have trouble getting a call back not because of his skin color but because his name sounds goofy, just like someone named Tamikwa or Ebony. Kids aren’t always victims of racism but rather victims of parents who are trying to make a statement to the world through naming their kids.

Another headline I read said that white teachers are leaving black schools at an alarming rate. The article practically puts the entire blame on white people for the shortage of teachers in mostly black schools. It barely mentions, however, that blacks make up only 20 percent of the teachers in the area studied, while blacks make up 40 percent of the student population.

What I want to know is, where is Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, or Johnnie Cochrane right now when there is a legitimate need for influential black people to convince others to help out the kids? These guys will throw their names behind anything so long as there’s a media circus surrounding it, but a legitimate cause? Forget it.

Al Sharpton jumped on Michael Jackson’s bandwagon for a little while recently when Jackson accused the Sony music corporation of racism, basically holding them responsible for his flailing career. Yeah Al, it’s all about racist Sony and nothing about Mike’s penchant for fondling little boys.

And Johnnie Cochrane or Jesse Jackson? They both tied their names to recent lawsuits accusing the NFL of racial discrimination because there aren’t enough blacks in head coaching or front office positions. Guys? Forget targeting the NFL. How many people, black or white, can seriously consider the NFL a viable career opportunity?

What you guys need to do is lend your considerable reputations to a worthy cause like motivating black people to become teachers. Because I guarantee you that there will be no discrimination in the hiring practices at a school short on teachers.

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Last night as I walked home from Lahaina Coolers around 10pm, I ran into a young lady. She asked if we had seen three guys around the age of 19, riding bikes. She then said she had been thrown down on the ground and her purse had been stolen. Although she was shaken up, her spirit continued to be brave. We let her use our cell phone to contact the police. I would like to say to the three punks who are riding around on bicycles, attacking single women, that they SUCK ASS! Their destructive behavior is immature, petty and criminal. I hope their karma bites them and justice prevails. Mauians, please keep an eye out if you are in the Lahaina area and see a small group of young men, riding regular looking bikes and wearing jeans. Also, the Confrontational Prick likes to take out black nylon gloves to “BOX” (i.e. Throwing young, single girls to the ground) from his back pocket. Lahaina Town Action Committee Volunteers and Maui Police Department, please help keep Front Street safe from Idiots like these, especially the area between 505 Front Street and The Banyon Tree. Also, I would like to thank the Maui Police Department for arriving to the site so quickly.

-A Concerned Lahaina Resident

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envisioned a large telescope for educational use as part of its original plan for the Haleakala site. This vision came to the attention of Dr. Martin C. ‘Dill’ Faulkes, a British cosmologist who became a successful software entrepreneur and founded the Dill Faulkes Educational Trust to promote outreach programs that enhance education.

The result of this collaboration was an ambitious plan to install two twin telescopes, one at Haleakala and one at Siding Spring in New South Wales, Australia, whose sole purpose would be to serve students and classrooms interested in making firsthand observations of the cosmos.

This unique mission demanded a novel design. The Astrophysics Research Institute at Liverpool John Moores University had recently developed such a design through their subsidiary, Telescope Technologies, Ltd. in Birkenhead, England. The Liverpool Telescope is currently being installed at Europe’s foremost observatory at La Palma in the Canary Islands as a part of the University’s ongoing School’s Observatory program. Both of the Faulkes Telescopes share the design of the Liverpool

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Telescope. The three instruments represent a new generation in optical astronomy.

Like many of the world’s finest astronomical instruments, including the Hubble and the Kecks, the Faulkes is a Ritchey-Chretien Cassegrain reflecting telescope. The RitcheyChretien Cassegrain design uses two hyperbolic mirrors, a large primary to capture light and reflect it onto a smaller secondary which reflects the light into the detector. This design is favored because it loses very little light and creates very little distortion of the image. The primary mirror of the Faulkes Telescope is two meters in diameter, yielding a field of view roughly half the size of the full moon, or thirty arc-minutes. As in most modern professional telescopes the detector is a charge-coupled device (CCD), the same kind of light collector that is used in commercial digital cameras.

The IfA also plans to install the QUIRC infrared camera, currently in use on the Gemini Telescope at Mauna Kea, to enable daytime observation. An altitude-azimuth mount allows the instrument to rotate with respect to both elevation and bearing independently. Its enclosure is also state-of-the-art and features a clamshell design that can open to expose the entire sky.

The most exciting element of the Faulkes is its control system. The telescope is fully robotic; every aspect of its operation is computer controlled. It can detect whether conditions on Haleakala are appropriate for observation, open the enclosure, point at an object or region for observation, track an object, align the mirrors, and focus, capture and store an image, all without the assistance of a human operator onsite. In addition, the telescope can be operated from a remote location over high-bandwidth telephone lines. Many modern telescopes employ some robotic control, but they require personnel ‘on the mountain’ to oversee opera-

tions. The Faulkes will require human intervention only for routine maintenance, which will be minimal due to the robust design.

This innovation will make the dream of bringing research class astronomical tools into the hands of students a reality. A web-based interface will allow teachers and students to use the telescope in two modes. In ‘off-line’ mode, observation requests will be queued and run within 48 hours when conditions are appropriate. Users will be alerted by e-mail when their results are available for download. In ‘realtime’ mode users will have direct control over the telescope. The control software will use an algorithm to schedule observations according to fairness and efficiency. Operations centers in the UK, Australia and at Maui Community College will support the end users.

The project aims to serve half a million users per year, with response times under a minute for ‘real-time’ requests. Priority will be given to schoolchildren from ages 5 to 18 and their educators, with the goal of engaging young minds by offering the experience of real science through self-directed observations and participation in research programs directed by professional astronomers. Jim Heasley, the IfA’s project scientist for the Faulkes Telescope, says, “It is our intention that the Faulkes will be available to all educational institutions in Hawaii, public or private, grades K through graduate.”

The Faulkes Telescope will see ‘first light,’ that is, make its initial observations, in April.

Trials will begin later in the spring to prepare the facility to open for general use in the fall.

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Still Smoking?

Maui’s New Law Falls Short Instead of having to use your steak knife during dinner to cut through a layer of smoke, you can now use it to cut your meat. As of the first of this year, all restaurants in the County of Maui are now smoke-free, however smokers are still welcome in the county’s bars and nightclubs. The law passed by the Maui County Council in an effort to protect the health of the service industry workers in Maui County fails miserably to defend employees in nightclubs and bars. Are the lives of the employees in restaurants more important than the lives of the employees in the bars? The last time statistics were examined, secondhand smoke affects everyone across the board.

Maui County Council Member, Dain Kane, was one the council members who was adamant about passing the ban. Kane said council members had been meeting for over a year discussing the ban. He said since the state would not pass the law, each county decided to take a part in passing their own ban. By doing surveys and taking polls, it became evident that a ban needed to take place in the County of Maui. The vote among the council members passed, and the former Mayor Kimo Apana

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finalized the approval of the ban for Maui County in 2002, to begin January 1, 2003.

As the ban’s surveys and polls hit the business owners and community members, the matter became more of a financial question than a health issue for the restaurants and bars. Their concern was in losing customers and revenue in return for a smoke-free environment. The County turned their attention less to the health of the employees than to convincing the business owners that this could be a gain for them, perhaps forgetting or forfeiting their original goal of a healthy environment for service industry workers.

"There has been a positive and negative response to the ban," Kane said. "When I go out, people thank me and people are upset with me at the same time." Kane feels it is too early to make assumptions about the law. In other municipalities that have passed this ban, he said the results were that more people came out to eat. There was also a decline in smokers going out, but eventually, they come around.

Kane said by tracing this ban across the nation, overall the effect has been an increase in business in restaurants.

"In the long run, laws are meant to make things better," Kane said. "It's just one step in creating a healthier environment for the community of Maui." Yet the County went soft on their commitment to a wholesome environment as they redefined restaurants and bars in the County code book to suit their efforts in banning smoking only in restaurants and not in bars and nightclubs.

When asked why the bars were not included in the ban, Kane commented by saying, “We are not going to move forward with the bars at this time.” He did not comment on the fact that the entire point is a health issue. The employees in the nightclubs and bars should have their health rights and interests protected just as much as employees in restaurants, yet the law neither addresses nor reflects this.

Steven Burgelin, co-owner and general manager of Casanova Restaurant in Makawao, is happy that the law passed. However, he comments that the County of Maui is only following Oahu’s model and they are not taking the initiative to propose their own stronger laws. “They (the County) are being followers, not leaders,” Burgelin said.

While the County attempts to improve health standards for all by banning smoking in restaurants, they did not consider the folks working in the bars and nightclubs. Is it better to sacrifice these workers for the good of everyone else or is the law fatally flawed for these individuals?

The following is an excerpt of the County Code stating the County’s purpose for this law.

By reading their purpose it is hard to believe that the law was intended to protect the lives and health of certain citizens but not others.

ORDINANCE NO. 3078 BILL NO. 45 (2002) BE IT ORDAINED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTY OF MAUI:

Casanova is an Italian restaurant that has a happening night life; after the restaurant stops serving food it operates as a bar and dance club. Burgelin said Casanova has been busier ever since the law went into effect. If smokers want to smoke, there is an outside porch where they can puff away. Once inside the building, it is strictly prohibited. “To me, smoking is like farting,” he said. “It stinks and no one wants to be around someone who smells or who is going to make them smell.”

Before the no smoking ban passed, Casanova’s tried to enforce a non-smoking night. Fridays are “Salsa Nights” and that night attracted many Europeans and South Americans. Burgelin said business was cut in half by having that night a non-smoking night.

Business is back to normal and Burgelin said the new hot spot to pick people up is on the porch. There is now a happy medium, smokers can smoke and non-smokers can finally breathe.

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holic beverages with the service of food only “incidental” to the consumption of these beverages. Your food service is “incidental” if your gross sales of food is less than a third of the sale of alcohol. Since Henry’s revenue primarily comes from alcohol, smoking can still occur within their establishment.

Assistant Manager Linda Lara said there has not been an increase in business since the first of the year. Customers are still unsure about the law and tend to call in advance and inquire if they can smoke there. Lara herself is a non-smoker who has been working at Henry's for 13 1/2 years. She is not concerned with the effects of secondhand smoke, but she has had her lungs x-rayed. Her results turned out to be good. Who knows what the next xray will uncover. "I am aware of what secondhand smoke does to a person," Lara said. "I am not too worried about it, though."

Moose McGillycuddy’s in Lahaina is a restaurant and bar whose employees will not have to worry about secondhand smoke. The new law does have a provision stating that bars within a restaurant establishment are not exempt from the smoking ban. Kanoa Hough

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is the Night Assistant Manager who has had to deal with customers who were oblivious to the new law. People want to know who voted in this new law, Hough said.

Hough lived in California for a while and was a bouncer for a bar when California implemented their no smoking law. In California, smoking isn’t allowed in restaurants or bars or nightclubs. “I think the law should be hardcore,” Hough said. “It’s bullshit. It (the ban) should be everywhere (even the bars).”

Since the new law, Moose’s has had to deal with a new system of regulating smokers who want to come in and out of the bar. Hough said the right side of the lanai is now a chained area in which, on busy nights, holds 30 smokers.

An additional doorman is now used to control the crowd. Buckets full of sand are placed in that area, but unfortunately, drunk smokers tend to drop their cigarette butts on the ground. Just like in California, everyone here on Maui will get used to the new law, Hough said.

The sale of cigarettes in Moose’s has remained steady, but the restaurant has increased the price of a pack from $6 to $7. Bill Walters, also known

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SECTION 1. The purpose of this ordinance is to protect and promote public health by banning smoking in restaurants, subject to limited exceptions. The Council finds that this ordinance is more stringent than Part I, Chapter 328 K, Hawaii Revised Statutes.

SECTION 2. Section 8.20.010, Maui County Code, is amended to read as follows: “8.20.010 Purpose. Because smoking of tobacco or any other plant is a positive danger to health and a cause of material annoyance, inconvenience, discomfort and a health hazard to those County employees and members of the public who are present in confined places; and in order to serve public health, safety and welfare, the declared purpose of this chapter is to prohibit the smoking of tobacco or any other plant in certain areas in the County. The terms of this chapter shall be liberally construed to effectuate the purpose stated in this section, and shall be read in conjunction with applicable state laws regarding smoking in the workplace and public places.”

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Still Smoking? as Cigarette Bill, is the owner of several cigarette machines on the island. His job is to service the machines. He splits the profits with the restaurants and bars that he services. Cigarette Bill thinks the new law is absurd. Most of the restaurants have floor-to-ceiling windows that provide enough circulation for the patrons.

Smoking should be allowed according to his health standards.

"If someone doesn't want to be around the smoke, then they can work somewhere else," Cigarette Bill said. He has lost two major accounts since the first of the year and he thinks that his business will slowly decline.

What frustrates him the most is the fact that people can't even smoke at outdoor restaurants. He thinks the law went too far in providing smoke-free conditions.

Sandra McGuinness, the coordinator for the Tobacco Free Partnership on Maui, has a different take on our new law. “There are 43 known carcinogens in cigarettes and they are all health hazards,” McGuinness said. “There is no safe way to be around someone who is smoking.”

McGuinness feels that people will get used to the new law. In 1997, Oahu passed a law establishing that all work places had to be smoke-free. The next step was to make restaurants smoke-free and that occurred on July 1, 2002. The County of Maui watched this law fall into place and they realized that it was time to follow what Oahu had done, McGuinness said. The ban specifically states, July 2002: The City and County of Honolulu banned indoor smoking in restaurants and bar areas of restaurants, unless the bar area is separately ventilated and totally separated by a complete wall with a door that stays closed unless a person passes through. Starting July 2003, even separate bar areas of restaurants will have to be smoke free, which suggests that restaurant owners won't bother setting them up. Bars and nightclubs are not covered by the ban. Maui passed a smoking ban for restaurants effective Jan. 1, 2003.

Bars are exempt from the law only if their business doesn’t generate more than 30% of their sales from food. McGuinness said each county has been working on protecting people’s rights and educating them about secondhand smoke. Through television commercials and print ads, the Coalition for a Tobacco Free Hawaii, is getting everyone’s attention about the danger of smoke in the work place.

Every restaurant in the County of Maui was contacted and asked about the ban.

McGuinness said the majority of them supported the ban. She also said there was not enough preparation to contact the bars. The Maui County Council decided to approve the ban for indoor and outdoor restaurants and leave out the bars. Packets were sent to all of the restaurants explaining all of the technicalities, and the date in which the ban was to take place.

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“We have a new mayor and a new administration this year. Perhaps they will field an ethical commitment to the lives of all of their taxpayers, and not just a handful of them.”

What happens to people and restaurants who light up in a restaurant? Dain Kane explained that the law is purely driven by the establishment. To do their part, the County increased the penalty fines from $10 to $25, and then from $25 to $50. For instance, if someone is smoking and a customer complains to the employees, the employees have to ask that person to quit smoking. If he or she refuses, then the establishment must call the police. That person will get a $25 ticket when the police arrive at the scene. The County can also be notified, Kane said.

California’s first no smoking law passed in 1994 only included restaurants. By 1998, the law extended to bars and nightclubs. Since then, there have been several reports that business has actually increased since the ban.

Another report claims that tourism was not affected by the law. California is completely smoke-free and successful. The question remains why the County of Maui does not value all of the employees in the service industry, and why they can pick and choose who they protect?

“We have a new mayor and a new administration this year. Perhaps they will field an ethical commitment to the lives of all of their taxpayers, and not just a handful of them.”

As a community member you can take a stand and attend council meetings and voice your opinions. Send written statements to your County Council members. Check out your county resources on their web page at <www.co.maui.hi.us>, or call the County Clerk’s office at 270-7748. What it boils down to is the health of everyone in the County of Maui.

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New boy band, N ‘Surf? No, it’s the Open Men’s Winners’ Line-up!

Justin Roberson Live to Ride Again Contest The 13th Annual Justin Roberson Live to Ride Again contest was held at Ho’okipa Beach Park on Saturday and Sunday, January 11 and 12th, 2003. This was one of the most anticipated contests of the season on Maui, being that it was a special tribute to an incredibly talented surfer and amazing person whose life is celebrated each year. One of the young competitors who has entered and won many divisions in the contest for four consecutive years, Paige Alms, spoke for many when she said, “This is my favorite contest, the waves are always fun and it is well run. Jan Roberson does so much and puts so many hours in as well as love and heart to always make this contest a great experience and something to look forward to.”

The first day of the contest was a bit stormy and windy, with waves in the 3-5 foot range at Middle’s left. The cold conditions kept sweaters on many, spectators and competitors alike. The first 8 heats of the Open Men’s division and 1 heat of the Jr. Men’s division took place on the first day. During the 2nd day of the contest, the conditions cleared up, and happy surfers and spectators hung out and enjoyed the sun and beautiful conditions Ho’okipa was boasting, with the light winds and 3-4 foot sets at Middle’s lefts. The spirit of aloha was emanating from everyone, evident by the warm smiles, children playing freely and enthusiastic mentions of what a nice day it was. With hamburgers and entertainment, and tough competition in the water, there was much to enjoy for all at the long anticipated contest.

For some of the competitors, like Luke Walsh, who placed 3rd in the Open Men

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Division, this contest has become an annual tradition. Luke has been competing since the 2nd annual Justin Roberson contest back in 1991 and said this, “It is really fun, all the older guys from Ho’okipa enter and toughen the competition.” The event provides an invitation to everyone striving to take surfing to new levels, with 13 different divisions of competition, including a wide assortment of divisions especially for the up-and-coming youths of Maui.

Each of the divisions showcased some of Maui’s top talent, not just in the experienced competition of the Open Men’s division, but also in the new faces of the keiki and the female competitors. And of course, the Puakukalo rippers were well represented in the Open Bodyboarding Division.

The challenging competition is not the only draw for the event. One of the main attractions for this contest is the fact that it was created to commemorate the life of Justin Roberson, who himself grew up as a grom, shredding at Ho’okipa as well as all over the island. Justin, who was known and loved by all, not just for his carefree and easygoing friendliness, but for his willingness to charge and encourage others around him to do the same.

Justin Roberson was just beginning his life, only 19-years-old, when a car accident stole his future from him. The tragic event happened just 3 weeks after he was signed by Quiksilver, quite an honor for a young surfer. One decision to accept a ride with a drunk driver resulted in his untimely death, abruptly ending his rising career. Out of this tragedy, the Justin Roberson contest grew into an annual tribute, a positive reminder of the consequences of drunk driving. As Jan Roberson said, “One choice ended all of his opportunities and talent.” The annual event serves as a reminder to other young peo-

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ple to make wise decisions and realize that they are not invincible.

In addition to this positive message, the contest is also a fundraiser for the Surf Rider Foundation that is raising money for the Maui Ma’alaea defense fund. Each shirt sold helps support this battle to save Ma’alaea’s “Freight Trains”, which is a national treasure that needs to be preserved. Volcom provided sponsorship for the contest shirts, which can be purchased for $20 plus $3 shipping and handling by contacting Jan Roberson at 575-2716 or e-mail surfrider@maui.org.

It’s no wonder that this contest is deemed “the best” and most anticipated of the year on Maui by

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everyone in attendance. The commitment to preserving the memory of an incredibly missed individual of Maui is very evident by the Roberson Family and everyone involved, including the selfless donors that made this annual tribute happen. This contest also serves as an annual reminder of the impact one decision can make on a family and a community. The Justin Roberson Live to Ride Again Contest also helps support the Surf Rider Foundation in the efforts to save one of the best waves in the world that should not be destroyed - this is the #1 issue in the Surf Rider International, we all need to help save Ma’alaea.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD LEAD STORIES Punta Gorda, Fla., inmate James "Happy" Borland, 41, suffered a near-fatal concussion in December from being roughed up by inmates Lemuel "KMoney" Ware, 32, and Corey Andrews, 32, because Borland had accused Ware of stealing his pet spider and renaming it "Pinky." According to a Florida Department of Law Enforcement report, Borland had demanded his spider back, but Andrews intervened. Ware, who said he had purchased the spider fair and square, felt he had to go after Borland because Pinky (in a small box in Ware's shirt pocket) "told" him to.

READERS' CHOICE The former Bob Craft filed a lawsuit in November against the owners of the reckless-stunt-filled MTV program (and movie) "Jackass," claiming it has defamed him, in that five years ago, he had his own name legally changed to "Jack Ass," which he thought would call attention to his national campaign against drunk driving.

Ass, who lives in Montana and filed the lawsuit there, claims that the TV show and movie have damaged his reputation ("which I have worked so hard to create," he wrote) to the tune of at least $10 million.

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Surf Mom Extraordinaire, Jan Roberson

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Dusty Payne Kai Barger Hans Vandervoort Alex King Kupono Antunez Billy Kemper

Whitney Guild John Roberson John Jenkins Peter Walsh Steve Mellon Ray Myers

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Enoka Hue Sing Kaipo Kimokea Krayton Alvarez Travis Nishioka Aaron Hotta Cody Kauhaahaa

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Kiva Rivers Daniel Silvagni Eli Klukowski Aka Pai Whitney Guild John Roberson

London's Observer reported in November that the British government is exploring whether to require convicted pedophiles to receive microchip implants that would allow them to be tracked by satellite after their release from prison.

The government would know not only whether pedophiles visited schools or parks but, based on a proposal by one company whose software monitors astronauts' bodily functions in space, whether the pedophiles are feeling nervous or excited (but so far, sexual arousal cannot be tracked by the software).

GREAT ART! For 12 days in November, Yugoslav performance artist Marina Abramovic, 56, confined herself to three raised desks at a New York City gallery, where she denied herself all external stimulation (except being stared at by visitors), subsisting on water, and carrying on all bodily functions in full public view, in order to heighten her senses so that, she said, she and the audience could efficiently transmit energy between them. (Previously, for the same purpose, she and a partner sat at ends of a long table for seven hours, not moving and trying not even to blink.)

In September, art student Nathan Banks, 22 (of New York's Purchase College), painted randomly chosen words on about 60 meandering cows in order to see if they would inadvertently line up to form poetry. At about the same time, in

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England, writer Valerie Laws, 48, did the same thing with sheep (except that she chose the words of only one poem, to see if the sheep could form another poem). An arts council granted Ms. Laws about $3,400 for her project, which she said would break down the boundaries between "literature" and "quantum mechanics."

RECURRING THEMES Ng Lai Ping, 39, complained in October that an official at Hong Kong's Central Library had demanded that she stop breastfeeding her child in public and gave as the reason signs posted at various places in the building, "No Food or Drinks." And Arab News reported in December that a hospital in Jidda, Saudi Arabia, had refused to hand over the body of a deceased baby until after father Wajeeh Suleiman (of Turkey) pays his bill of about $48,000 (U.S.).

ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH ...

Officials were understandably alarmed when 24 residents of a nursing home tested positive for marijuana, but it turned out to be a reaction to a prescription for acid reflux (Claiborne County, Tenn.) And among the celebrated "first babies" born on Jan. 1 were one produced by artificial insemination to a female-female couple in Fairfax, Va., and one born to a father on the lam from the law (who was quickly picked up by police after a news story on the birth) in Spring Hill, Fla. And the Castaways Travel agency of Houston has booked a May 3 clothing-optional Boeing 727 flight to Cancun, Mexico (but the crew will be clothed and cabin temperatures warmer).

THE DISTRICT OF CALAMITY (CONTINUED) The FBI charged in November that the nowresigned head of the Washington, D.C., Teachers Union may have embezzled more than $2 million in union funds (while brokendown public schools lack books and supplies for students) to support an Imelda Marcos-like clothing, furnishings and artwork habit. On another matter, the D.C. public school system admitted in December that it had continued to pay out $5 million in employee benefits during the year to ex-employees who had already left the government (and other parts of the District government were suspected of doing the same thing).

OUR CIVILIZATION IN DECLINE The Guardian (London) reported in December that multinational food giant Nestle continues relentlessly to demand about $6 million from dirt-poor Ethiopia as payment for that government's having nationalized a Nestle subsidiary 27 years ago. (According to the Oxfam humanitarian group, $6 million would feed a million people for a month.) And Florida inmate Gary Alvord, 55, who escaped from a Michigan mental institution and killed two women in Tampa in 1973, this year begins his 30th year on death row.

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Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway

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Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway has been tucked away behind the First Hawaiian Bank in Kahului for several years now, where the old Charthouse used to be. I have yet to hear a single thing about the place, good or bad. Could they be taking their name a little too seriously? Is it too good to share, like a jealously guarded secret? Hmm… Strange things are afoot and I’m up for a little sleuthing.

The restaurant is a sprawling affair set back from the edge of Kahului Harbor. A wide bank of steps lead up to double doors that give way to a waiting area strongly resembling an out of date hotel lobby; comfortable but kind of stale.

We’re greeted promptly and led towards the dining room. A large, userfriendly salad bar opens up to the right in a procession of standard, unimaginative selections. A Hawaiian Buffet is laid out beside it in a long row of glittering chafers. It’s an impressive spread, but not appealing to me at the moment.

We’re seated at a nice table with a beautiful view of the twinkling lights of the Waiehu shoreline receding into the distance. Old nautical charts are reproduced on the table’s surface, a nice touch that I remember from the Charthouse. The dining room is medium in size and about a third full. The atmosphere is hushed.

A quick glance at the menu reveals a theme consistent with the décor: low risk.

Shrimp Cocktail, Sauteed Mushrooms, Caesar Salad and Oriental Chicken Salad are some of the opening selections. These tired old soldiers of past culinary wars remind me of the places my parents used to take me as a kid too many years ago.

And while these recipes seem lost somewhere in time, the prices have evolved into another kind of creature entirely.

The $10.99 Sauteed Mushroom Appetizer sits next to a $9.99 plate of nachos that come with Salsa Fresca, Cheese, and Sour Cream.

I move quickly past the opening page

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and on to the “Ribstickin’ Paniolo BBQ Entrees”. Here we find Southern Style Pork Ribs, Beef Ribs, Barbecue Shrimp Stir-Fry, a Half Chicken, and various combinations of the above. Their signature Crack Seed Barbecue Sauce is very conspicuous through this section, although the Chicken is available Teriyaki or Southern Fried as well. These entrees are served with Paniolo Baked Beans and Cole Slaw for about thirteen to eighteen dollars or in family style portions up to $51.99.

My belly finally speaks up when I reach the last section consisting of Steaks, Fish, and Shrimp. A monster 16 oz. T-Bone sounds good at $22.99 but the 14 oz. Prime Rib is what I’m going to have to go for. They also offer a 10 oz.

New York cut plain or Teriyaki.

Broiled or Sauteed Opakapaka is my wife’s choice; no surprise there. The menu is completed with the Grilled Garlic Shrimp and the Bacon Wrapped Shrimp (deep-fried shrimp wrapped in bacon? Do people still eat this stuff?).

Our server is friendly and very accommodating. She knew I couldn’t decide between the Prime Rib and the Pork Ribs so she went off the menu and combined them for me. The small Caesar salads that come with our meals are crisp and well done, though not extraordinary. My Prime Rib is large and delicious with Au Jus and Creamed Horseradish and the Pork Ribs are very tender and falling right off the bone. My mashed potatoes, however, are as dry and bland as the old box of instant potatoes that are still in my cupboard.

My wife’s Opakapaka fillet is huge and fresh but looks lonely on the plate with just white rice and very little of the garlic, wine, and butter sauce. A fresh green vegetable would have completed it nicely.

I guess the appropriate word to sum up my dining experience at Cary and Eddie’s Hideaway would be just satisfactory (two words, I know). I don’t think that I’m in their target audience so this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Every restaurant has to occupy a niche to survive, and the Hideaway seems to be firmly entrenched in theirs. Who can argue with successful business?

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Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine. Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte.

Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ramon’s - Contemporary Mexican, full sushi bar, awesome desserts. Banquet area available. 2102 Vineyard St. 244–7243 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat, & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahimahi, Ono, Shrimp & Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tartar sauces. Yum! 2010 Main St. 986-0855 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am-4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for Breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

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2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000.

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Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too!

Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Jabba’s Place - Family restaurant featuring homestyle cooking at a great price. Specials nightly. Azeka’s Plaza I. 891–0989 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu.

2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Varied menu of seafood including fresh island fish. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops.

243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028

Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere.

Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Homemade sausage in meats or veggie style on fresh baked buns, with every condiment you could desire. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 South Shore Grinds - Delicious and healthy plate lunches, burgers, dinners, desserts and more. 362 Huku Li`i Place #101. 875–8472 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 8748000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 874-3779

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia.

579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

579–8030 Picnics Restaurant - Home of the famous Spinach Nut Burger. Breakfast & Lunch. 30 Baldwin Ave. 5798021 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808

Taj Mahalo’s - The only Indian restaurant on Maui, homemade curries and naan, chicken tandoori, wraps, lots of vegetarian delights. Lipoa Center. 874–1911 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983

UPCOUNTRY Cafe Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia.

579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

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Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile.

572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241

WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center.

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DININGLISTINGS 667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches.

839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna.

667–5517 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, with a special cigar room for connoisseurs! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center.

667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Johnny’s Burger Joint - The greatest burgers on the west side, served late, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Karma Kafe - Coffee drinks, specialty smoothies, tea drinks and fabulous vegetarian food. Zen garden and internet access. Anchor Square. 662–1258 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:30-11:30pm.

136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Maui Brews - Daily specials, great appetizers salads and entrees in large portions. Lahaina Center.

667–7794 Maui Mama’s - A quaint shop serving coffees grown throughout the islands. Light food, souvenirs, internet access. 578 Front St. 667–7700 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast.

Vegetarian too. Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy,

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Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambiance suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet coffee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 6693539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui.

667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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Travaglini ‘95 Gattinara This week’s wine is the Travaglini ’95 Gattinara, which takes us the northwest area of Italy. Piedmont (meaning “foot of the mountains”) is in the sub-alpine region below the Alps. Piedmont is home to some of the most legendary reds in all of Italy: Barolo and Barberesco. It is also home to the easiest drinking sparkling wine, formerly Asti Spumante - now officially, simply Asti.

Piedmont has a wide variety of familiarly named towns, like Asti and Alba, and home to a variety of grapes that grow in the region, like Barbera and Delcetto for reds, and the Cortese, source of the dry flavored, Gavimade white wine. But none does adapt and grow as well as the famous Nebbiolo grape.

Known for structure and tannins, it is responsible for those big bad Barolo and Barberesco wines.

Spanna is another name given to Nebbiolo in the more northern areas of Piedmont. If seen on a bottle, it is simply made from Nebbiolo grape. Gattinara is from the northern area of Piedmont and is one of the more popular bottlings that come to America. It comes in a funny shaped, almost square black bottle and is far less expensive than its brothers from the south (the Barolos and Barberesco). It is mostly made up of the Nebbiolo grape and has a traditional authentic Italian texture. To get the true flavors out of this wine, drink it with your next Italian meal that consists of a creamy risotto with white truffle oil. Or if you can get the real thing, fresh white truffle shavings.

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Alan Clements is Spiritually Incorrect

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Go ahead, ask Alan Clements what his upcoming Spiritually Incorrect performance at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center is all about. He’ll rearrange your molecules with an intense, three-part, in-depth, existential, multifaceted kaleidoscope of an answer that perfectly previews just what the audience is in for when this one-time Buddhist monk takes the stage for a performance before a sure-to-be a sold-out house. It’s an improvisational rave, a liberation, a dance of the soul, an utter celebration of our humanness, and each human’s unique individuality, he said via telephone from Canada, where he’s playing to sold out theaters and earning standing ovations.

“It’s the good, the not-so-good and the deliciously decadent,” he promised. With

the United States on the verge of invading Iraq, he said his message couldn’t be more timely. Clements, who has eyewitnessed war and genocide in both Burma and Bosnia, has a firm grip on the pulse of the planet. He links attacking Iraq to the hijacking of our country and the rest of the world by madmen. “We can’t sit back and be controlled by power driven, money driven men,” he said. “Our freedom is at stake.” If this sounds a tad too heavy, Spiritually Incorrect is all about just coming out and having some fun. “It’s about our human rights,” he said. "About our courage to confront cynicism, fear, hatred. Celebrating goodness and dignity. At its core is a love of freedom. It’s a song for freedom.”

Clements communicates by carving wide cognitive swaths across every subject in the

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cosmos, but he is never far from his passion for human rights, freedom, liberation and love.

These are the themes of his performance and his latest book, Instinct for Freedom— Finding Liberation Through Living. He’s scheduled to do a book signing at Borders Books in Kahului the night before his MACC performance. “We must do all we can to develop spiritual self defense to protect ourselves from propaganda, indoctrination and mind control,” he said. The best safeguard against buying into war, racism, xenophobia and nationalism is a to be “a radically liberated human being,” and see that “we are all intimately related, imbedded in the same cosmos, in the same freedom.”

One Maui woman who didn’t know of Alan Clements heard his show’s title was Spiritually Incorrect and said, “I already like him. To me that title says just be yourself, admit you’re not perfect.” Her take was right on the money. Clements said it has taken him 30 years of spiritual seeking to finally come to terms with the fact that simply being human is far preferable to being perfect, spiritually or otherwise. “My weaknesses, foibles and the rest I see as facets on a diamond, rather than flaws to overcome,” he said. That promises to be part of his show’s power and appeal, as the performance is completely unrehearsed. As an improvisational performer, Clements can be fragile, unpolished, real, awkward—in other words, a human being.

“We don’t have to be perfect,” he said.

Individuals only need to be true to themselves in unleashing their beauty. No two of us are alike, and nirvana is not a one-size-fits-all experience.

“Spiritually Incorrect is not just an expression, it’s a celebration of individuality,” he said.

“My performance is a group experience. We all have the opportunity to illuminate our love.”

Alan Clements performs Spiritually Incorrect, Friday, Jan. 24, 7:30 p.m. at the MACC McCoy Studio Theater. Tickets: $18 at the MACC Box Office or call 242-SHOW (7469).

Besides his latest book, Instinct for Freedom, Alan Clements is the author of The Voice of Hope. Web site WorldDharma.com

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Afrodisiacs at Mulligans, 9pm Saturday.

Chicks love to dance, and disco means that drunken hordes of decked-out chicks who love to dance will be there, doin’ the hustle.

Whether you have a friend with a broken heart, or are entertaining fun friends from out-oftown, if you’re not already attending a bachelorette party in Oahu, the next best thing would be to shake your booty to this 70’s-lovin’-freaky band, in your sparkliest attire, of course.

SUBVERT THE SUBDOMINANT PARADIGM Udecide at DeanO’s, 10pm Friday. Ah! Another original rock band has risen above the muck of mediocrity! No cover charge, and worth checking out, Udecide is part of the scene trying to encourage the facilitation of other original bands here on Maui, and we think that’s real nice.

NAQOYQATSI 5pm & 7:30pm Wednesday, at the Castle Theater, MACC. Be sure to visit your friend Mary Jane before checking this merging of image and music into mind-bending machinations. Also check out the equally haunting and eloquent Koyaanisqatsi, the first in this intense “Qatsi” series by director Godfrey Reggio’s and Soundmaster Philip Glass’ dynamic duo concoctions.

PAINTING CLOUDS...

Class on Painting Clouds & Skies, 9am Saturday at Hui Noeau in Makawao. I will be the first to admit - I’m a horrible artist. But if I could, I think I would do nothing but paint clouds all damn day...(sigh). The act of painting clouds just sounds so damn transcendent, don’t it?! And actually, anyone can attempt to paint a sky, right? I mean, it seems like a good place to start anyway.

However, they are pretty serious over there at the Visual Arts Center, so of course they need to tell you about aerial perspective, atmospheric conditions, separation of plane as well as light gradations, the dynamics of value, color, temperature, blah blah blah.☺

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Sub Guy - Sub Movie Four Screenwriters Take A Bath ) A Guy Thing ( A quick glance at the three main actors for "A Guy Thing" (Jason Lee, Selma Blair and Julia Stiles) tells you that this is a second-rate romantic comedy more likely to send you out to buy toothpaste than go jump in the sack with your date after the movie is over. The cast plays their already empty characters even dumber than the cut-and-paste script demands. Paul (Jason Lee - "Big Trouble") is a Seattle ad salesman working for his fiancĂŠe Karen's (Selma Blair "The Sweetest Thing") father (James Brolin) when his bachelor party ends him up in bed with Becky (Julia Stiles - "O"), a consciously unsexy Tiki dancer from his party. Even though Becky sleeps nude with Paul - her forgotten panties later serve as a teasing plot device - she soon reassures him that "nothing happened." Indeed, nothing much does transpire as the movie blunders through the six days leading up to Paul and Karen's wedding date with Paul acting as a scapegoat for various public and private humiliations over things like crabs, diarrhea, and a certain pair of wet panties.

The uninspired set-up for the movie sacrifices hooking the audience to its presumably lovable characters by attempting to keep them too clean. We're told repeatedly in the dialogue that Paul is a "great guy," but great guys don't sleep in the same bed with naked women without making the most of the situation. If the attraction between Paul and Becky is so remarkable as to confuse Paul about his upcoming appointment at the altar with Karen, then we need to see the overwhelming chemical reaction that makes him question his spousal responsibilities.

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process crystallizes with Becky getting Paul to accelerate his car on a downhill street so that they catch air and sparks fly when the car lands further down the hill. Forget about the unthinkable dangers that Becky's auto maneuver contributes to the good people of Seattle; Paul's having more fun than ever with a girl who is clearly a danger to herself and everyone around her.

Paul is a Generation Y guy who takes passive aggression so far that he's forgotten there should be some satisfaction at the end of the day. He's a submissive guy waiting for a girl

like Becky to come along and tell him what to do. Even when Paul is attacked and beaten up

by Becky's ex-boyfriend Ray (Lochlyn Munro), a steroid-taking cop, Paul puts up no resistance. On the contrary, he wallows on his knees during the public humiliation of having various food products poured and dumped all over him before being ordered to climb inside a garbage bin.

"A Guy Thing" was written by four writers who based their idea on a story by lead writer Greg Glienna (writer/director on "Meet The Parents"). The "too many cooks" rule applies in a movie filled with jerky transitions, tedious set pieces and colorless make-nice dialogue.

Director Chris Koch ("Snow Day") does a reasonable job of putting the camera in the right place but never revs the movie up to an appropriate comic pitch and pace.

Perhaps the writers' biggest oversight is that the movie has no subject of satire. Fidelity and

marriage are mere set dressings for a film whose characters lack ambition and carnality.

Lackluster comedies and romantic comedies are typically paraded out during the first few months of every year to buffer a movie season still running hot with holiday movies.

"Kangaroo Jack" made a box office splash that will instantly recoil to a whimper while leggy films like "The Pianist," "Gangs of New York," and "Narc" dig in for more sold out screenings.

"A Guy Thing" fails even by the premise of its snappy title because we never get to laugh at all things "guy." There were a million ways that four screenwriters could have upped the stakes on Paul's perfectly comic ripe dilemma of who, when and why to get married, but for your comic dollar, you're better off with the dude in "Just Married." Marriage is an institution that seems destined for obsolescence in the next decade or so, and movies like "A Guy Thing" just confirm the trend.

Paul (JASON LEE) and Becky (JULIA SILES) try to negotiate the morning after a bachelor party

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CAFÉ & CINEMA Wednesday, January 29 Naqoyqatsi 5:00 & 7:30pm, Castle Theater The power of image and music merge, plunging into the heart of the hyper-accelerated, globally wired 21st century. The hypnotic score by Philip Glass, features the passionate cello work of Yo-Yo Ma. Rated PG. 89 min. Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.

New This Week CHICAGO - (PG13) - Musical - Drama - Based on the hit Broadway musical, Chicago is the story of Roxie Hart (Renee Zellweger) and Velma Kelly (Catherine Zeta-Jones), two murderesses and chorus girls who dance and drink their way to the top of fortune and infamy under the care of their 'razzle dazzle' lawyer, Billy Flynn (Richard Gere).

Sneak Preview Saturday & Sunday at Maui Mall Megaplex & Kukui Mall Theatre!

CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND (R) - Drama - The fictional autobiography of Gong Show host Chuck Barris (Sam Rockwell), who claimed to lead a double life as a CIA assassin. Also stars Julia Roberts, George Clooney, and Drew Barrymore.

DARKNESS FALLS - (PG13) - Horror - A man returns to his childhood hometown to confront his past and battle an evil spirit that has terrorized the town for the past 150 years.

SHANGHAI KNIGHTS - (PG13) - Comedy - In this sequel to Shanghai Noon, Chon Wang (Jackie Chan) and Roy O'Bannon (Owen Wilson) head to England in pursuit of the man who killed Chon's estranged father. Meanwhile, Chon's sister Lin has also come to Britain for the same purpose, and discovers a plot to murder the Royal Family along the way. Sneak Preview Saturday at Maui Mall Megaplex!

Now Showing ABOUT SCHMIDT - (R) - Drama - Jack Nicholson plays a retired, widowed insurance man from Omaha whose idea of a wild adventure is to get into the Winnebago and drive to his daughter’s wedding. Also starring Hope Davis, Dermot Mulroney and Kathy Bates.

A GUY THING - (PG13) - Comedy - Paul Morse (Jason Lee) is a good guy. When his friends throw him a wild bachelor party, he just wants to keep his conscience clean - which is why he's shocked when he wakes up in bed with a beautiful girl named Becky (Julia Stiles) and can't remember the night before. Worse than that, she also happens to be his fiancée's cousin.

Desperate to keep his fiancée, Karen (Selma Blair), from finding out what may or may not be the truth, he tells her a teensy lie. Which turns into a bigger lie. From the bachelor party to the wedding, soon his lies are spiraling out of control and his entire life is a series of comical misunderstandings. It's amazing how much can change because of one little thing - A Guy Thing.

ANTWONE FISHER - (PG13) - Drama - A sailor with an explosive attitude, Fisher (Derek Luke) is ordered to see a naval psychiatrist (Denzel Washington) about his volatile temper. Little did he know that his first step into the doctor's office would lead him on a journey home. With the support of the doctor, who becomes more like a father than anyone Fisher has ever known, and the woman (Joy Bryant) from whom he learns how to love, Fisher finds the courage to stop fighting and start healing. Only then can he call on the family he never knew and come to terms with the one he knew all too well.

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN - (PG13) - Drama Frank Abagnale, Jr. (Leonardo DiCaprio) successfully cons his way into making millions posing as an airline pilot, a doctor, and a lawyer among other identities - all before he reaches his 18th birthday. Featuring Tom Hanks as an FBI agent.

DIE ANOTHER DAY - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - British special agent James Bond (Pierce Brosnan)

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“And all...that...jaaaaaazz!” teams up with an American spy codenamed Jinx (Halle Berry) to take on a North Korean leader (Yune).

DRUMLINE - (PG13) - Comedy - A Harlem street drummer enrolls in a Southern University and finds himself in the middle of the fast-paced, high stakes world of college marching bands.

GANGS OF NEW YORK - (R) - Drama - On the streets of 19th century New York City, a young immigrant named Amsterdam (Leonardo DiCaprio) seeks revenge on the city boss named Bill "The Butcher" Poole (Daniel Day-Lewis) who killed his father.

Directed by legendary filmmaker Martin Scorcese.

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS - (PG) - Action/Adventure - While in his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry is confronted by strange voices that seem to eminate from the walls, a secret that relates to a historic mystery tied to House Slytherin.

THE HOT CHICK - (PG13) - Comedy - A popular high school student is transformed by a curse into her worst

nightmare - a slovenly auto mechanic (Rob Schneider).

JUST MARRIED - (PG13) - Comedy - Two young newlyweds (Brittany Murphy & Ashton Kutcher) arrive in Venice for their honeymoon, which turns out to be disastrous as they encounter one pitfall after another.

Will their marriage survive this shaky beginning?

KANGAROO JACK - (PG) - Comedy - Two friends from Brooklyn (Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Anderson) are forced to deliver mob money to Australia. Their misadventures begin when one of them places his red jacket on a kangaroo while attempting to snap a picture. When the kangaroo bounces off, they realize the mob money is in the jacket and are forced to give chase through the Outback.

LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS - (PG13) Epic Adventure - The second installment of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy, where Frodo and Samwise join the treacherous Gollum and continue the journey to the land of Mordor, while Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli pursue the Orcs towards Isenard and the Kingdom of the Rohirrim.

MAID IN MANHATTAN - (PG13) - Romance Marisa Ventura (Jennifer Lopez), a maid in a classy Manhattan hotel, falls for an up and coming, successful politician (Ralph Fiennes) in this fairy tale romance.

NARC - (R) - Drama - An undercover cop (Jason Patric) who has tried to quit the force after a tragic chase killed a young child is drawn back into a job, partnered with a cop (Ray Liotta) whose former partner was killed on the streets.

NATIONAL SECURITY - (PG13) - Comedy - Earl Montgomery (Martin Lawrence), a bombastic police academy reject, and Hank Rafferty (Steve Zahn), a disgraced, mild-mannered cop, can't seem to escape each other. They met on opposite sides of the law during a routine traffic stop that escalated out of control; now as lowly security guards they're thrown together to bust a smuggling operation.

2 WEEKS NOTICE - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock) is a neurotic lawyer who cares for the everyday tasks of her fabulously wealthy and charming client George Wade (Hugh Grant).

THE 25TH HOUR - (R) - Drama - Monty Brogan (Edward Norton) has a final 24 hours to hang out and party with his friends before going into prison to serve out a 7-year term for selling heroin. In his last day on the outside, Monty tries to reconnect with his father (Brian Cox), who's never given up on his son, and gets together with his two closest friends from the old days, Jacob (Philip Seymour Hoffman) and Slaughtery (Barry Pepper). Also in the mix is his girlfriend, Naturelle (Rosario Dawson), who might (or might not) have been the one that tipped off the cops.

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theatre, 572-3456 Naqoyqatsi - PG - Wednesday 5, 7:30pm

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 D: Daily - Fr, M-Th About Schmidt - R - D (1, 4), 7:10, 10:05, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7:10, 10:05 A Guy Thing - PG13 - D (1:45, 4:30), 7:25, 10:10, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:30, 7:25, 10:10 Antwone Fisher - PG13 - D (1:15, 4:05), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:05, 7, 9:45 Chicago - PG13 - Sneak Preview! Sa 5, Su 7:35 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind - R - D (1:30, 5), 7:35, 10:15, Sa (11, 1:30), 7:35, 10:15, Su (11, 1:30), 5, 10:15 Drumline - PG13 - D (1:10, 4:20), 7:15, 9:55, SaSu (1:10), 4:20, 7:15, 9:55 Gangs of New York - R - D (12:30, 4:15), 7:45, Sa-Su (12:30), 4:15, 7:45 Harry Potter and The Chamber Of Secrets PG - D (12:30, 4:10), Sa-Su (12:30), 4:10 Hot Chick - PG13 - D 7:30, 10, Sa 10, Su 7:30, 10 Just Married - PG13 - D (1:45, 4:30), 7:30, 9:50, SaSu (11:15, 1:45), 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Maid In Manhattan - PG13 - D (2, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:45, 7:15, 9:40 Narc - R - D (1:30, 4:15), 7:05, 9:35, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4:15, 7:05, 9:35 National Security - PG13 - D (2, 4:45), 7:20, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:45, 7:20, 9:30 Shanghai Knights - PG13 - Sneak Preview! Sa 7:30 The 25th Hour - R - D (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Catch Me If You Can - PG13 - D (1), 4:05, 7, 9:50 Darkness Falls - PG13 - D (12:45, 3:15), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Kangaroo Jack - PG - D (12:30, 2, 2:45), 4:15, 5, 6:30, 7:15, 8:45, 9:30 Lord of the Rings: Two Towers - PG13 - D (12:30), 4:10, 7:45 Two Weeks Notice - PG13 - D (12:35, 2:50), 5, 7:15, 9:30

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Catch Me If You Can - PG13 - M-Th (12:30, 3:30), 7:30, F-Su (12:15, 3:15), 7, 9:50 Chicago - PG13 - Sneak Preview! Sa 5, Su 7:30 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind - R - F (12:45, 3:30), 7:30, 10, Sa (11:30, 2:30), 7:30, 10:15, Su (12:45, 3:30), 10, M-Th (12:15, 3:15), 7:15 Just Married - PG13 - Th (12:15, 3:15), 7:45 Lord of the Rings: Two Towers - PG13 - M-Th (1), 7, F-Su (12, 4:15), 8 National Security - PG13 - M-Th (12:45, 3), 8, F-Su (12:30, 3), 7:15, 9:30 Two Weeks Notice - PG13 - T-Th (12:45, 3), 8

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 D - Daily: F, M-Th A Guy Thing - PG13 - D (4:15), 7:15, 9:55, SaSu (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:55 Catch Me If You Can - PG13 - D (3:45), 6:45, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:45, 6:45, 9:45 Gangs of New York - R - D (4), 7:45, Sa-Su (12:15), 4, 7:45 Just Married - PG13 - D (4:30), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 D - Daily: F, M-Th Darkness Falls - PG13 - D (11:15, 1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Kangaroo Jack - PG - D (11, 1:30, 4), 7, 9:15, SaSu (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:15 National Security - PG13 - D (11:30, 2, 4:30), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7:30, 9:45

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Cirque Eloize - Jan. 23, 24 & 25. Circus troupe from Quebec returns in its newest production, “Nomade.”

Its unique brand of “new circus” joins comic theater with circus skills to create an unforgettable evening, a carnival of song, dance, juggling, and breathtaking acrobatics.7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Spiritually Incorrect” - Jan. 24. Ex-Buddhist monk, spiritual maverick, human rights activist, and spoken word artist, Alan Clements performs his wildly acclaimed one-person improvisational show. The evening, inspired by the great lineage of truth-telling sages, challenges us to confront propaganda, refuse to be manipulated, and unleash our power on the world.

7:30pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. 2003 Skins Games - Jan. 24-26.The 2003 ConAgra Foods Champions Skins Game (formerly the Senior Skins Game) will feature four of the greatest players in the history of the sport - Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Hale Irwin and Lee Trevino - competing for a $600,000 money purse in an 18-hole skins competition. Wailea Golf Course, 875-7450.

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The Wiz - Jan. 30, Feb. 1 & 2. Presented by the Baldwin Performing Arts Learning Center, this magical musical is the updated soulful version of “The Wizard of Oz.” 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

St. Lawrence String Quartet - Jan. 31. Canadian ensemble with “natural talent, youthful exuberance and unique musical understanding.” 7:30pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. 2nd Annual "Buy Back the Beach" Benefit Luau - Feb. 1. Presented by Maui Coastal Land Trust.

Festivities include Hawaiian entertainment, including Raeitea Helm, great food plus live and silent auctions, all at a beautiful oceanfront setting. Tickets are $65.

5:30pm, Old Lahaina Luau, 244-5263.

Jimmy Eat World - Feb. 7. All ages welcome. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, 526-4400.

Spirit of the Dance - March 19-23. A heart pounding production featuring a spectacular blend of traditional culture, Irish in origin and bursting with raw energy. Powerful, show stopping Irish Dance combines with the passionate Latino rhythms of Flamenco and Red-Hot Salsa to produce a sensational international dance spectacular that has smashed box office records all over the world. Tickets: $10-$45, visit MACC box office or call 242-7469.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed., Thurs. and Fri.; Harry Troupe, Sat.; Kaleo Phillips, Sun.; Benny Uyetake, Mon.; Maurice Bega, Tue.; All sets from 810:30pm. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thurs., Sat., Sun. and Wed.; Harry Troupe, Fri.; Gail Swanson, Mon. and Tues. All sets from 4:30-7:30 and 8-11pm. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Jazz, 7:30-

Let the Chinese New Year Celebrations Begin!

10:30pm Sunday. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thurs.; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho & Brian Haia, Fri.; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat.; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun.; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina & Brian Kaui Haia, Mon.; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia & Albert Kaina, Tues.; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia & Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 and 7-9:30pm.

2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 6676636.

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Wed., Fri. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue., Thu.; Randy Reno, Sat.; Sets from 6-9pm. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, 7-8:30pm Wed. thru Sun. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Classic rock with JD & Mario, 2:30-5:30pm, Fri.; Hawaiian music with Kilohana, 3:30-6pm Sat. and Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Maui Brews - Jonah Livin Band, 6-10pm, Fri. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7794.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai Band, 6:30pm, Fri.; Howard Ahia, 7:30pm, Sat. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian Style), Thurs.; Greg DiPiazza (Classic Rock N Roll), Fri.; Ed Truthan (Versatile Contemporary Rock N Roll), Sat.; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon.; Ricardo Dioso (Flamenco Guitar), Tues.; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans Style Piano), Wed.; All 69pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steak House - Dinner jazz with Eve Moffatt, 6-9pm Mon. and Tues. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, 7:30-9:30pm Wed. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thurs.; Ed Truthan, Fri.; Joe Benedett, Sat.; JD & Mario, Sun.; Patrick Major, Mon. & Tues.; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 6-9pm. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

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Capische? – Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano), & Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, 6:30-9pm Fri. & Sat. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu. thru Sat.; Kawika, Sun.; Howard Ahia, Mon.; Kenny Roberts, Wed.; all sets 6-9pm. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, 6:30-9pm, Thurs., Fri. & Sun.; Miguel Maldonado Quartet, Sat. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston solo piano, Wed. thru Sun.; Brian Cuomo solo piano Mon. & Tues. Sets from 7-10pm. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Ah Tim, 5-7pm Friday. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Wed.-Fri.; Guitar & vocals w/ Brado, Sat.; Steel drums & sax w/ Brian Wittman, Sun., Mon. & Tue. All from 6-10pm. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Manana Garage – Neto & Friends, 6:30pm Thurs.Sat., Tues.; Fortunato’s Magic, 7pm Fri.; Bobby & Tula, 6:30pm Wed. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, 7-10:30pm Mon. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, 6:30-9:30pm Fri.; Bo Shores on guitar & Andrea Wells on violin, 6-9pm Sun.; Vintage Hawaiian tunes w/Ginger & Robin, 69pm Wed. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

DA KINECALENDAR RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thurs.; Patrick Major, Fri.; Wayne & Friends, Sat.; Ed & Ron, Sun.; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon.; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tues.; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed.; all 5:30-9:30pm. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thurs., Sun.-Tue.; Larry Gollis, Fri-Sat.; Stephanie Anderson, Wed. "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show at 5:30pm Sun., Tue. & Thu. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, 6-9:30pm Sat.; Free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, 8:15am Mon.Fri.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music & dancing, 6pm Mon.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music

by Polinahe, 9am-1pm.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Solo pianist from 6-9:30 nightly.

Gardenia Court: Hawaiian guitar, 11am-1:30pm Sun.; Lehua Lounge: Hawaiian guitarist 5:30-9:30 nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun.Tue.; Albert Kaina, Wed.; Kincaid & Albert, Thu.; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, 6pm Fri.; Kincaid Basques, Sat.; All shows from 7-9pm unless otherwise noted.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitarist & vocalist beginning at 5:30pm nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae 6:30-9:45pm Wed.-Sun. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi & Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian & Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu., Mon. & Tue.; Ralph & Allan, Fri.; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat. & Sun.; Nathan & Ralph, Wed.; Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7 to 8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sun., Wed. & Sat.; JD Band, Tue.; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon., all 7-9pm; Fortunato’s magic 6:30-8:30pm Tue., Thu. & Sat.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian Music 5:30-7:30pm & hula 5:30-6:30pm Tue., Thu. & Sat.; Tiffany Lee & Josh 8:30-11:30pm Mon., Tue., Thu. & Sat. Ricardo Dioso & Margie Heart, 8:30-11:30pm Wed. and Fri. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu.; Brian Mansano, Fri.; Ricardo, Sat.; Luis Diaz, Sun.-Tue.; Mitch Kepa, Wed.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Outrigger Wailea Resort 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Mitch Kepa &

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Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon., Tue., Thu., Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue.-Sat.; solo guitarist Sun. & Mon., 6-9pm Wailea Sunset Luau, 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian &contemporary guitar & vocals, 6-10:30pm Sun., 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Mele ‘Ohana duo, 6 -8pm Mon., Wed. and Fri., 8:30-10:30pm Mon.-Sat. and 9am-1pm Mon., Wed. and Fri.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, 6:309:30pm Thu.-Sun.; Hula show, 7:30-8:15pm every Thu. and Sun. in the Main Dining Room.

WORKSHOPS

How To Become The Recognized Expert in Your Field - 8:30am-12pm Jan. 30, Sandalwood Golf Course, Waikapu. A how-to seminar on becoming recognized as the expert in your field, and reaping the rewards that come with expert status. Expert information, proven strategies, step-by-step planning, plus experience firsthand many of the strategies experts use. Call Jerome at Excel Seminars, 573-1929.

University of Hawaii Center Maui is pleased to be offering the Post-Baccalaureate Certificate in Secondary Education (PBSCE) and the Master of Education in Special Education (Med SPED) programs.

For more information, call 984-3525.

GED Foundations offered at Hui Malama Learning Center – Registration is open for students aged 14 and up and includes an assessment test and educational counseling. Call 244-5911 to register and to schedule an assessment test.

Sing Your Heart out! with Louise Lambert Beginners to Karaoke singers to Grammy Winners!

Gain range expansion,flexibility, power, stamina, breath control,harmonizing and the joy of singing! Weekly in Kihei and Pukalani. Call 875-1891.

THURSDAY, January 23

Workshop on "Starting a Venture in Hawaii" 8:30am-12:30pm, at the Maui Community College Laulima Building, Room 225. For more information, call 875-2402.

Class on Ancient Pottery & Primitive Firing 9am-12pm, at Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center in Makawao. All skill levels. For more info, call 572-6560.

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Lahaina Arts Society’s Outreach Arts Program - 3-5pm, West Maui Boys and Girls Club, Lahaina. Also, Upcountry Boys and Girls Club, Makawao. Free public classes. All materials provided.

Ages 5-18. For more info, call 874-3104.

FRIDAY, January 24

Workshop on General Dynamics of Child Sexual Abuse - 7:45am-4:30pm, Hale Mahaolu, Elima Community Conference Room, 11 Mahaolu St., Kahului. Call Pat at 243-8684 for more info.

Course on the Art of Throwing Large Vessels - 9am-12pm, at the Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, Makawao. This is a nine-week wheel throwing course open to all students comfortable with the basic principals of pottery who wish to learn how to handle larger amounts of clay on the wheel. Call 572-6560.

Modeling & Photography Workshops - 6-7pm, at Pacific Custom Lab, 1787 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku.

Call 244-7733.

SaturDAY, January 25

Class on Painting Clouds & Skies - 9am-4pm, at Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center. Aerial perspective, atmospheric conditions, separation of plane as well as the light gradations in sunrise, sunset, dawn, dusk, full sun, and moonlight will be covered. Open to all skill level artists working in oil, watercolor and pastel. Call 572-6560 for more info.

START-UP Entrepreneurs Bootcamp - 9am12pm. A team of UH Manoa College of Business Administration Faculty and successful entrepreneurs will work with you, providing a fun and interactive hands-on experience. Subjects are: Opportunity Identification, Markets and Marketing, Understanding Financial statements, Legal and Taxation issues for Emerging Business, Finding Money. Contact VITEC to register: 984-3231.

MONDAY, January 27

8-Week Course on Introduction to Woodworking - 9am-12pm, at the Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center. For more information, call 572-6560.

Kaiser's Basic Adult CPR Training Course - 46:30pm, at Kaiser's Wailuku Clinic. Call 243-6483.

Helping the 3-5 Year Old with Challenging Behaviors - 5-7pm, at Cameron Center Auditorium.

Call Caran at 244-7467 for more info.

Kaiser's First-Aid Class - 6:30-8:30pm, at Kaiser's Wailuku Clinic. Participants receive certification upon completion. Call 243-6325 for more info.

Course on the Digital Camera - 6-9:30pm, at Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center in Makawao. Learn how to download pictures directly from your camera or printer, as well as how to use image browser resolutions, camera settings, composition lighting and panoramic applications. For more info,call 572-6560.

Class on Applique Beading: Choker Necklaces - 7-9pm, at Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center in Makawao. For more info, call 572-6560.

Country Line-Dancing Lessons - 7-8:30pm, at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Call Cynda Hearn at 661-5304.

Intermediate Aluminum Plate Lithography 6:30-9:30pm, at Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, Makawao. Taught by Nancy Skrimstad. Call 808-6560.

Lahaina Arts Society’s Outreach Arts Program - 3-5pm, Central Maui Boys and Girls Club, Wailuku. Free public classes. All materials provided.

Ages 5-18. For more info, call 874-3104.

TuESDAY, January 28

Proposal Writing Workshop - 9am-3pm, on Lanai.

A hands-on workshop for staff and volunteers of nonprofit agencies, designed to develop and increase skills in grant proposal writing. Call Jean Conger at 876-1205.

Positive Ways to Protect and Provide - 3-5pm, at J.W. Cameron Center in Wailuku. Free seminar sponsored by the Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation. Learn to protect your assets - Enjoy stable

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Discussion on Advance Directives - 6-7:30pm, at the conference room of Hospice Maui. Advance directives are legal documents that allow people to give instructions on what they want to happen to them when they are too ill to speak for themselves. Call 270-7308.

WEDNESDAY, January 29

Training to Serve as Volunteers for Friends of Children's Justice Center - 6-7:30pm, at the Children's Justice Center, 1773-A Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku. The organization has received funding to put on a play, "No More Secrets" in public elementary schools in Maui County. What is needed are volunteers to accompany the performances and be available for questions or discussion after the performances.

Call Pat Singsank at 243-8684 for more info.

Free "Introduction to Guided Imagery" - 6:308pm, at Kaiser's Wailuku Clinic. For info, call Kaunoa at 270-7308.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Call for Digital Art Entries - Thru Feb. 24. The Digital Art Society of Hawai’i (DASH) seeks entries for the first ever Statewide juried exhibition of Digital Art. We seek submissions that will challenge viewers to question the current ‘status quo’ of digital media and its impact as an art-making tool as well as provoke dialogue about digital vs. traditional media. Contact Diana Jeon/Bobby Crockett: 808-947-7076/808-488-2842.

Registration for New Hula Halau - The Asian and Pacific Islander Support Network, a network for Hawaiians, Asians and Pacific Islanders who are gay, bisexual, mahu or questioning, is beginning its very own and very special Na Kane O Maui Hula Halau!

Starting in February - Registration is beginning now.

Whether you have danced hula your whole life or you are just a beginner you are welcome. If you would like to be a part of this exciting cultural experience contact Dean Wong ext. 113 or John Alagarme ext. 112 at 242-4900.

Whale Mania - Now thru March. Whale sculptures by local artists displayed island-wide to be auctioned off in March. Soroptimist of West Maui Fundraiser benefiting Maui Humane Society. Contact Louise Rockett at 669-6311 for more info.

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Free Oral HIV Testing – By the Dept. of Health available by appointment only. Call 984-2129.

CCC Camp Seeks Volunteers - To help paint or glaze the new windows. No experience needed. For more info, call Rosalind Thompson at 335-9975.

NKFH’s Kidney Car Donation - The National Kidney Foundation of Hawaii encourages Maui residents to donate their cars for a tax deduction. For more info, call 986-1900.

Kihei Youth Center Needs Adult Volunteers For health & fitness programs as well as cultural activites. Call Amber at 879-8698 for more info.

Haiku Community Association Seeks Volunteers - Contact Tim Wolfe at 575-7474.

Hale Kau Kau Volunteers Needed - 3:30-6:30pm, located at St. Theresa's Catholic Church, Kihei.

Volunteers are needed for meal prep, serve, & cleanup. Donations of food and/or funds accepted.

Contact Marie Osaki @ 875-8754.

Maui Friends of the Library Used Bookstore 8am-4pm, Mon.-Sat. Central Maui. Accepts donations of books & can always use energetic volunteer help.

Call 871-6563.

Maui Artists Program - Many of Maui's finest resident artists display & discuss their original works at Four Seasons Resort Maui on Wed., Fri. & Sun. 8am1:30pm. For more info, call 874-8000.

East Maui Animal Refuge - 9am Thu. at refuge, 25 Malu Aina Place, Haiku, for volunteer orientation meetings & tours. Call Sylvan @ 572-8308.

9th Life Cat Sanctuary – 1pm Thu., Haiku.

Volunteer orientation meeting. Call Lela; 573-7877.

EVENTS

Whale Information Station - 8:30am-3:30pm daily, at McGregor Point Lookout. Staffed by Pacific Whale Foundation's knowledgeable naturalists.

McGregor Point is on Route 30, Honoapiilani Highway, between Maalaea and Lahaina. Call 249-8811.

"Tony n' Tina's Wedding" Play - 6:30pm, Monday thru Saturday, at the Hyatt Regency Maui. Comedy Dinner Show featuring an all-Hawaii cast and crew. To purchase tickets or for more info, call 667-4727.

THURSDAY, January 23

Comprehensive Strategy for Juvenile Justice Conference - 8am-4pm, Grand Waikapu. Current members and all community members are welcome.

This plan is a data-driven, research-based, outcomefocused approach that coordinates prevention efforts with the juvenile justice system's response to delinquent behavior. Continental breakfast, lunch served.

No charge, but need RSVP Debbie Revilla at 283-8612.

County Council Public Works & Traffic Committee Meeting - 9am, at Council Chambers, 200 S. High St., Wailuku. For info, call 270-7838.

County Council Parks & Agricultural Committee Meeting - 1:30pm, at Council Chambers, 8th Flr., 200 S. High St. Call 270-7838.

Lahaina Toastmasters Intl Demonstration Meeting - 6pm, in the Lahaina Civic Center social hall.

Experienced members will demonstrate how a typical Toastmasters club meeting is conducted. There will be speeches, evaluations, and time for questions and answers. Prospective members are invited to attend.

Call Jay Lippoth at 662-0455.

Rotary Club of Wailuku - 7am, at Maui Tropical Plantation. Cost of the breakfast is $9. Call Jennifer Bohlin @ 244-0908.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists 8:30am, on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church, in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

Country Dance - 8-9:30pm, at the Mayor Tavares Community Center in Pukalani. Ballroom dancers and beginners always welcome. Call 661-8639 for info.

Maui Executive Association - 7:15-8:30am.

Business to business lead generating organization.

Breakfast meetings. Call Joni Brotherton at 244-1464.

Kiwanis Club of Maui - 12pm, at Maui Beach Hotel. Call Kathy Suguitan @ 893-2088.

Rotary Club of Lahaina - 12-1pm, at the Royal Lahaina Hotel's Alii Room. Contact Tanya Every, President, at 242-7882.

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“E Ho’okahua Kakou” Fundraiser - 5:30-9pm, Old Lahaina Luau. Proceeds will benefit The Friends of Moku’ula and their continuing efforts to excavate and restore one of Hawai’i’s most significant historical and sacred sites in Lahaina on Maui. Call 661-3569 for info.

The Asian and Pacific Islander Support Network Karaoke Night - 9-11pm, at Sing Karaoke in Wailuku. We invite Hawaiian, Asian and Pacific Islander gay and bisexual, mahu or questioning men to join us for a howling night of great Karaoke fun and pupus. Free. For more info, contact Dean Wong ext.

113 or John Alagarme ext. 112 at 242-4900.

County Council Regular Meeting - 9am, at Council Chambers, 8th Flr., Kalana O Maui Building, 200 S. High St., Wailuku. Call 270-7838 for more info.

Freddy Singh Performance - 6-8pm, Maui Island Breeze Cafe in the Maui Mall. Musician, Singer, Entertainer headlined in Las Vegas and Reno - played with groups like the Drifters and the Righteous brothers to name a few! Call Lu Calina at 871-0875 for info.

Rotary Club of Maui Upcountry - 7:15am, Pukalani Community Center. Guests are welcome. Call Rick Woodford at 877-0027.

No Ka Oi Toastmasters Club - 12-1pm, at old MEO location on Kane Street. Communication training. Call 874-5263. Open to public.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10pm.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free & open to the public! Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

Aloha Friday Craft Fair - 9am-2pm, Outrigger Wailea Resort. Maui artisans display and sell their handcrafted island products, part of award-winning Ho'olokahi cultural program. For info, call 879-1922.

SATURDAY, January 25

Wailuku Town's 4th Annual Chinese New Year's Festival - 10am-2pm, on Market Street. For info, call Yuki Lei Sugimura at 270-7414.

Auction of January Inventory Reduction Odyssey House - 9am, at 296D Alamaha St. behind Iwado Prudential, Kahului. 8 a.m. is preview. For more info, call 891-2233.

Annual Meeting of the American Fisheries Society of Hawaii - 9am-7pm, at the Harbor Shops at the Maalaea Harbor Village shopping center. Hosted by the Pacific Whale Foundation. Open to the public.

For more info, call 244-8392.

CompuSwap - 10am-2pm, at the War Memorial Gym in Wailuku. Get rid of old, non-working or working, ancient, last-century computer equipment: Monitors, CPUs, scanners, printers, modems, cords, cables, plugs, computer manuals, old program disks.

Some items for sale or trade. Call 877-2524.

St. Francis Medical Center Hawii Bone Marrow Donor Drive - 10am-3pm, at Queen Kaahumanu Center. Free testing for bone marrow donor registry. Donors must be 18-60 years of age and in general good health. For info, call 877-443-6667.

Sierra Club Beach Clean Up - 8am, at Makena Beach. Participants of all ages are welcome and all supplies are provided as part of the Community Work Day Keep America Beautiful campaign.Participants should meet at the 2nd paved parking lot at Makena State Beach Park. For more info on these or other Sierra Club Maui hikes and activities, call 573-4147.

VFW Ladies Auxiliary Steakfry Fundraiser 5pm, at the VFW Hall, 2110 Ualena Rd., ocean side of Azeka Shopping Center. Call Sam Araki at 242-8100.

245th Birthday Celebration for Scottish Poet Robert Burns - 5-7pm, at the Hale Kamaole condominium, 2737 S. Kihei Rd. Bagpipers, dancing, singing and a haggis ceremony. Ice, cups and coffee will be provided. Bring pupus, beverages and aloha to the party. For more info, call 874-7602.

Gala to Benefit the Mayor Arakawa Community Kokua Fund - 6-11pm, at the Outrigger Wailea Resort. For more info, call Lynn Araki-Regan at 244-6042.

Sierra Club Hike - 8:30am, Lahaina. A hike along the historic Lahaina Pali Trail will begin at the Pali Trailhead parking lot (mauka side of Honoapiilani Hiway just north of the Lahaina tunnel.) The Pali trail was used in ancient times as the main route from the coastal valleys of West Maui to reach Central Maui communitiies. Register at voice mail: 573-4147.

Keiki Ocean Discovery Time - 10am, PWF Marine Resource Center at the Harbor Shops, Maalaea. Free program led by marine educators w/crafts, activities and stories. For ages 4 to10. Free Junior Naturalist bag for all participants. For more info, call 249-8811.

Seaside Stories on "Marine Mysteries" - 11am, Children’s section at Borders Books & Music, Kahului.

The program is free and is conducted by the marine education staff of Pacific Whale Foundation for kids age 4-10. For information, call 249-8811.

Maui Marine C.O.R.E. Service Project Conserving Ocean Resources through Education is a free program for for all youth in grades 8 - 12. For information, call Pacific Whale Foundation at 249-8811.

Maui's Swap Meet - 7am-1pm, Puunene Ave. in Kahului. Maui's largest flea market is a great place to shop for unique, home-made, hand crafted, quality products at reasonable prices. Admission is 50 cents and free after 12:30pm. For more info, call 877-3100.

SUNDAY, January 26

Talks at Sea VIP Whalewatch "Hawaiians and the Sea" - 12:30-2:30pm, on Ocean Odyssey. A special whalewatch featuring stories about Hawaiians and their relationship with the sea, plus a hula performance. Call 249-8811 for more information.

DA KINECALENDAR Brian Mansano Performs Acoustic Guitar 5:30-8:30pm, in the East Wing of the Shops at Wailea.

VFW Post 3850 Monthly Meeting - 1pm, at 2110 Uelena Rd., Kihei. Call Sam Araki at 242-8100 for info.

Swap Meet at the Kihei Open Market - 9am4pm, on Piilani Highway past Tesoro, off Ohukai Street, Kihei. Call 283-0461 or 870-4011.

MONDAY, January 27

Oral HIV Testing - 10am-1pm at Keolahou Church in Kihei. Call Takako @ Dept of Health @ 984-2129.

Rotary Club of Kahului - 12-1pm, at the Dunes Restaurant. For more info, call David Cain @ 242-9350 or President Bob Yeager @ 244-1130.

A Course in Miracles - A Study/Reading Group - 6:30-8:30pm, at Unity Church, Wailuku. By donation.

For info, call Michael or Richard @ 242-9327.

Needlework-in-Progress - 6-8pm. Bring any piece of needlework (quilting, needlepointing, x-stitch) for help, encouragement, or technique instruction.

Contact Dolphine or Ruth Ann at 662-8554.

TUESDAY, January 28

"Hawaii's Coral Reefs: Magnificent Past, Uncertain Future" - 6-7pm, Maui Ocean Center.

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Guest Speaker, Dr. Michael Field, Scientist-in-Charge, US Geological Survey Pacific Science Center. Call Liz Warrick at 270-7084 for more info.

Free Guided Whalewatching - 7:30-8am, from Wailea Ocean Path Shoreline by the Maui Outrigger (near the telescope). For info, call 249-8811.

HIV Counseling & Testing Clinic - 8:00-11:30 a.m. and 1:00-3:30 p.m., Wailuku Health Center.

Sponsored by State Dept. of Health. Call 984-2129.

A Group of Our Own--Women's Group - 6-8pm, South Maui. For women who are committed to high level self-exploration & accelerated personal and spiritual growth. Contact Debra Greene, Ph.D. at 874-6441.

Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise - 7am, Pioneer Inn's Snug Harbor Parlor. Call Brian Blundell @ 667-2709.

Rotary Club of Kihei/Wailea - 11:45am, Outrigger Wailea Resort. Call Greg Knue, President, at 871-8272.

Kiwanis Club of Kahului - 12-1pm, Maui Beach Hotel room 282, Kahului. Open to anyone! Lunch may be obtained from the snack shop in the Maui Beach Hotel Lobby. Call 244-6042 for more information.

Maui Toastmasters Club - 12pm, in the Maui Mall Merchants' Conference Room, Kahului. Open to public. Call 877-3894.

Maui Lions Club - 6:30pm, Maui Beach Hotel. Open to visiting Lions & general public. Call James Sato @ 572-8590.

Kihei Toastmasters Club - 6-7pm. Toastmaster's is a club that provides a mutually supportive and positive learning environment in which every member develops communication and leadership skills, which aids in personal growth and self-confidence. It is a nonprofit organization and has been around for over 75 years.

Contact Rita Mihaly at 572-3838.

Maui County Republican Party's E Komo Mai Dinner Meeting - 5:30pm, at Johnny’s Hideaway in Kahului. For more info, call 667-0836.

HIV Testing/Counseling Clinic – 9am-1:30pm, at Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center. Call 984-2129.

Kahului-Maui Airport Lions Club - 7am, at Naska Club House on Kahale Street, Kahului. Meets on the 2nd & 4th Wed. of each month. Open to visiting Lions & general public. Call Joseph Frye @ 244-0796.

Rotary Club of Kihei Sunrise - 6:45-8am, at the Five Palms Grill. Breakfast meeting with speaker.

Visiting Rotarians and guests are invited. Call Leo Nikora at 879-0087.

Pili Aloha Club - 9-9:30am, Kihei Community Center. For seniors 55 & older, over breakfast. New members welcome! Call Louis Gerdts @ 875-7854.

Rotary Club of Maui - 12pm, at Maui Country Club in Spreckelsville. Lunch $10. Call President Amy Wasson @ 879-4414 for more info.

Soroptimist International of West Maui - 12pm, Westin Maui. Visitors welcome. For reservations, call Josette Naki @ 661-6932.

Soroptimist International of Maui - 4-5pm, Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului. Visitors are welcome! Call Jeanne @ 879-5913.

Maui Filipino Chamber of Commerce Meeting - 7-8pm, at Litz Furniture, Kahului. Call Mrs. Carinio at 871-8359.

SUPPORT GROUPS

Alcoholics Anonymous - 12pm, Monday thru Friday at St Theresa Church, 25 West Lipoa Street at South Kihei Road. For info, call 244-9673.

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Group Session for Those Wanting to Quit Nicotine Addiction - 5pm, in Kihei. Kaiser members pay a visit fee, and the cost is $25 for nonmembers. Call 891-6850 for more information.

United Self-Help Mental Health Support Group - 10am, at the Cameron Ctr. Call 879-7696.F Hana Women's Support Group - 5:30-7 p.m.

Presented by Child & Family Service. Call 877-6888.

Wailuku Noon Al-Anon Family Group - Noon at Hina Mauka, Wailuku. Call 242-0296.

Bridges Youth Group – in Wailuku. Maui's gay, lesbian, bisexual transgender or questioning youth group.

Call 242-6821 for more info. All calls are confidential.

Cancer Talk Story - 6:30 p.m. at Cameron Center, Hui No Ke Ola Pono. Call 243-2967.

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RECYCLONE: NUMBERS (Perilunar Records, www.perilunar.com) If you've been reading this column, you may have noticed that a disproportionate amount of my reviews have been of Canadian hip-hop.

You see, I'm beginning to form an opinion that Canada is where it's happening when it comes to innovation and creativity in hip-hop. And so here's another one that I couldn't pass up on reviewing. Recyclone, from Halifax, Nova Scotia, combines hip-hop with subtle elements of industrial music. Jonhut, the main vocalist, raps angrily about the ills of modern technology and society. Numbers is Recyclone's third album and, like the other two, it touches upon scientific, technological, industrial, and environmental themes, but the lyrics and music are delivered with a greater sense of maturity and subtlety, making for a really solid album that stands up nicely to repeated listening. [The Mole] Nothing I will ever ask the Mole to borrow. I probably won't even remember the name after the CD stops. Not horrible, just not my cup of kava tea. [Tang Li Wheebs]

CEX: TALL, DARK AND HANDCUFFED (Tigerbeat6, www.tigerbeat6.com) Upping his game from IDM to hip-hop on his third full-length, Cex proves himself a fun lyricist and capable producer. Silly, cute, geeky and intelligent are all good words to describe Tall, Dark and Handcuffed's 14 tracks. A little too much of the same vocal delivery distorts this album's sheen a bit, but the lyrics are a good distraction. With everything written, produced, recorded and rapped by Cex (except a few cameos including Shudder To Think vocalist Craig Werdon), this album proves him a rather capable 20-year old. [Tang Li Wheebs] Great beats and some pretty interesting lyrics. The delivery of the vocals is a little bit whiny reminiscent of Limp Bizkit. [The Mole]

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(independent, www.joerath.cjb.net) From the dirty depths of New Jersey comes Joe Rath, an MC who combats his dreary surroundings by creating pretty little songs about how much he's unhappy with life. With his latest offering, Junk Collection, he teams up with beat maker, Poor Richard. The album is quite a bit more experimental than Rath's past releases, featuring Richard's weird, ambient/noise soundscapes in-between more traditional songs. Rath has a melodic tone to his delivery, and his songs use a simple verse-chorus-verse structure, so it's good music to play in the background. But he's an English major, which is apparent in his carefully chosen phrasings, so his music is appropriate for concentrated as well as casual listening. The only way to get this CD is by e-mailing Rath yourself - joerath13@hotmail.com. [The Mole] Fun interludes and not-quite-as-fun songs. For the most part it reminds me of every third CD that The Mole serves up here at The Palace. [Tang Li Wheebs]

VENETIAN SNARES: VSNARES 2370894 (www.planet-mu.com) Yet another fun ride through distorted, glitch ridden, drum and bass landscapes from Mr. Funk. Nothing completely surprising, but a good romp nonetheless. Beeps and blips abound, garnished with a bit of dub here, a little jazz there, and a dash of Morrissey samples on top. If you dig Squarepusher, Bogdan Raczynski, or Aphex Twin, then pick this puppy up. Not really for those who seek a mellow soothing soundtrack after a hard day at the big red steel chair factory. [Tang Li Wheebs] I think this is pretty good. It's the antithesis of repetitive, which is rare in electronic music. [The Mole]

HINTERLANDER: HINTERLANDER (Snail On A Stick, www.snailonastick.com) While that late-90's "Latin Explosion" was credited to Ricky Martin and Jennifer Lopez, we know that the real deal takes place here on Maui anytime Heidi Nelms and Hinterlander take the stage. Hinterlander is the quintessential Arts & Crafts Punk band, and if ya don't know what that means, try on their sparky self-titled debut. Her instrumental style is spare enough to be catchy as hell, but got enough quirk to sound like no one else. Though her cover of Olivia Newton-John's "Magic" ain't committed to disk yet, tracks like "The Glory of Crockery" and "Paper Crane" will keep you goin’ in the meantime. [Jojoboy] I think Hinterlander is the coolest. I wouldn't describe them as punk rock, but they have some elements of it. Their album is pretty mellow, for the most part. But it's kept interesting with just enough electronic and noisy sounds added into the mix. [The Mole] Send music to be reviewed to Mole & Wheebs; 34 Ai St; Makawao, HI 96768. The Mole is single and the owner of Motion Recordings (www.motionrecordings.com). Tang Li Wheebs is a cat. He likes to get mail. Write him at tang_li@snailonastick.com. He would like that, because he likes to get mail.

Also look at his website (www.snailonastick.com). It talks about his record label and is good.

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Nicotine Anonymous - 6-7pm, at Hoololi Room of the old MEO building on Kane St. Call Earl @ 879-5796.

A Ho`omalu Ala Al Non – 12pm, at Lahaina Baptist Church. Group meeting. Call Kate @ 661-3906.

Women's Al-Anon - 12-1pm, at St. Theresa's Church in Kihei. Call Fumi, 879-1432 or Pat, 875-1153.

SATURDAY, January 25

Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous - 6:30pm, at Trinity Episcopal Church By The Sea, 100 Kulanihakoi, north end of Kihei.

Al Anon, Adult Children of Alcoholics - 9:3011am, at Good Shepherd Episcopal Church (room off lanai next to church hall) in Wailuku. Call 242-0296.

Overeaters Anonymous - 8-9am, at Kamaole Beach Park III picnic tables in Kihei. Call 244-7572.

SUNDAY, January 26

Pattycake – 4pm. An infertility support group. For more info & location, call 280-0539.

Sunshine Group - 1pm, at Sandalwood Restaurant.

Fellowship among those who have lost a loved one.

Call Carole @ 242-5583 or Paul @ 874-3063.

MONDAY, January 27 Sex A-holics Anonymous - 8pm, at St. Theresa's Church, So. Kihei Rd. & Lipoa St. in Kihei.

Overeaters Anonymous - 7:308:30pm, Kealahou Church, 177 S. Kihei Road. Call Jill at 874-3486.

Al-Anon - 12pm, Lahaina Baptist Church. 12-by-12 Study Group. Call Kate @ 661-3906.

Hepsters Hepatitis-C Support Group – 6:30pm, at the Hannibal Tavares Community Center multipurpose room. Call Lora- 5736366, or Mark- 283-7427.

P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - 6pm, old Kihei library. Videos & discussion on parenting techniques. Free.

Child care also provided for free.

Call Trudy @ 879-3595 Women Helping Women - 6-8pm in Kihei. For women whose lives have been affected by domestic violence. For more info, call 579-9581.

TUESDAY, January 28 Overeaters Anonymous - 6:00-7:30pm, Good Shepherd Church, 2140 Main Street, Wailuku. Call Kevin at 242-9511.

H.E.A.L. (Help Ease a Loss) - 67:30pm @ Hospice Maui. Call 244-5555 for more info.

Al-Anon – 12pm, at St. Theresa's Church St. Francis room. Call Ethel at 879-6597.

Children's Support Group - 5:307pm in Kahului. For those who have been exposed to domestic violence.

Call 8776888.

P.A.R.E.N.T.S. 6-8pm, Montessori School, Makawao. Techniques. Free.

Call Trudy @ 879-3595.

Women's Support Group for Victims of Domestic Violence 5:30-7:30pm, Kahului. Presented by Child & Family Service. Call 877-6888.

WEDNESDAY, January 29 Group Session for People Wanting to Quit Nicotine Addiction - 10am, in Lahaina. Kaiser members pay a visit fee, and the cost is $25 for nonmembers. For more info, call 662-6950.

Happy Day Al-Anon Family Group - 9am, at Iao Congregational Church, Wailuku. Call 2420296.

Overeaters Anonymous - 12-1pm, St. Theresa's Church, S. Kihei Rd/Lipoa St. Call Alice at 879-6725.

Women's Anger Management Groups - 911am, Kahului. Call 877-6888.

SPORTS

Fishing Grounds Open Around Kahoolawe 12:01am Jan. 25. Entering waters between the 30fathom isobath and the shoreline of Kahoolawe is prohibited except in emergencies.

The LPGA Women's Skins Game - Jan. 25-26, at

The Wailea Gold Course. For info, call 875-7450.

2nd Annual Tow-In World Cup - 8am daily, thru Feb. 28, in Peahi. No admission charge. Please call to verify the event getting under way: 1-808-960-0018.

Skateboarding - at Kalama Skatepark in Kihei, and Keopuolani Skatepark in Kahului. Open 2:30-6:30pm on weekdays except Wednesday (open at 1:30pm), weekends open 11am-6:30pm. For info, call 242-9007.

33rd Annual Maui Marathon - entries now being accepted for Sept. 21, 2003 marathon. Call 871-6441.

5th Annual Hawaiian Moons Makena Applications being accepted and volunteers needed for half-marathon and 5-kilometer fun run to take place on Feb. 2, starting at 7am. Call Brian at 875-4105.

Beginner Karate Classes - 7-8pm Mon. & Wed., 11am-12pm Sat., Maui Family YMCA. Call 242-9007.

Free Fitness Classes - 6:30-7:30am & 8-9am, War Memorial Gym. Cardio/weights/stretching under instruction of Tom Burke. For more info, call 270-8031.

Kihei Little League - Currently accepting registration for players 12-to-15 years old. Practices are from 4-6pm Mon., Wed. & Fri. For more info, call 874-0002.

Maui Upcountry Little League - Registration forms available - practices start Jan. 6. Call 572-9660.

Boys & Girls Club Basketball League - Games to be played on Thurs. afternoons and Sat. mornings, beginning Feb. 6. Call Kelly or Tommy at 242-4363.

Youth Basketball League - South Maui Dept. of Parks & Rec. is accepting applications for play beginning in January. Boys & girls, age 5-15. Call 879-4533.

Kula Gateball Club - 5-8:30pm Sun. & Wed., at the Kula Community Center. Equipment is provided. for more info, call Ray Terada at 878-1500.

Hawaii Swimming Club - seeking swimmers from ages 5 to 18. Call Rodney at 242-9110; Susie at 5738891; Reid at 244-4655.

Kamalii Manaloa O Maui Volleyball Club - for registration and practice info, for girls ages 8 to 18, call Bonnie at 244-1030.

sunDAY, January 26

Pre-Bowl Shotgun Tournament - 7am, at Dunes at Maui Lani. Awards to follow in the banquet room, then sit back and enjoy the Super Bowl on a 8' screen in air-conditioned comfort -- while enjoying heavy pupus (no host cocktails). Call for more info: 873-0422.

Super Bowl XXXVII - at the Super Dome in New Orleans.

MonDAY, January 27

Pro Bowl Youth Clinic on Lanai - 9-10:30am, at Lanai High & Elementary School. Free for boys and girls, aged 10-18 years old. At the conclusion of the clinic, the children will receive goody bags filled with NFL merchandise. For more info, call 270-7710.

Pro Bowl Youth Clinic on Molokai - 9-10:30am, at Molokai High & Intermediate School. Free for boys and girls, aged 10-18 years old. At the conclusion of the clinic, the children will receive goody bags filled with NFL merchandise. For more info, call 270-7710.

West Maui Table Tennis Club - 6:30-10:30pm, Lahaina Civic Center. Call Craig at 280-5056 for info.

Maui Inline Hockey Association Women’s Games - 8-10pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.

TuesDAY, January 28

Maui Inline Hockey Association Men’s A Games - 7:30-9:30pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.

Senior Softball Games - at Keopuolani Park. For players 50 years old and above. For info, call 877-5103.

WednesDAY, January 29

Maui Inline Hockey Association Men’s B Games - 8-10pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.

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BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

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Boca-Beats w/DJ John Scott, Retro Funk, No cover, 10pm

Neto Perraza & Guest, Latin music, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Island Reggae Music No cover, 10pm

CLOSED

Mon - Live Entertainment, Tu - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, Jam Night; Wed - Soul Concepts,/Jibran Vicente, R&B: ALL SHOWS- 10PM, NO COVER CHARGE!

D.U.H., No cover, 10pm

Superbowl Party, 11am

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO 889 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-3111

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

DEANO’S MAUI PIZZA CAFE 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2200

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Mon - The Colin John Band, Electrifying Blues from UK, $10, 9pm; Wed - Ladies’ Night, w/House DJ Ged and Guest DJ B Boy Rob, $5, 9:45pm

Cosmix Orgasmix, w/DJ Hareesh Cool Rush, w/guests Sista Danyel from Sedona, $7, 9:45pm & Teomon, $10, 9:45pm

CASANOVA

Original Band Auditions, No cover, 9pm

Vision and Udecide, No cover, 10pm

Karaoke, w/Mistress Linda O., No cover, 9pm

Ladies’ Night, Hip-Hop DJ’s, 9:30pm

Sonic Party, 16&over w/ID, noalcohol party, $10, 8pm

Flava Zone

HARD ROCK CAFE

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Karaoke, w/Mistress Linda O., No cover, 9pm Club Hits, 70’s, 80’s, early 90’s, Mon - Uncle Willie K, $7, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab. Tues., w/Chilltown Production, 9pm; 8pm Wed - Aloha Nite, 9pm-1:30am

Vince Esquire, $3, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-7pm Swami Bebops, No cover, 9pm The Crunch Pups, N/C,9p-12am

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Mad Tonic, No cover, 9pm-12am

JACQUES

Mon - Greg diPiazza & Tato Duo

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm Kenny Roberts, No cover, 5-7pm

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Howard Ahia band, No cover, 9:30pm

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

LA JAZZERIE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-0822

Kelly Covington Jazz Vocals w/Brian Cuomo Duo, 9:15pm

Superbowl Party, N/C, 11am Mon-Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm

El Nino, No cover, 7pm

Power Jam w/AZD, $7, 10pm

Top 40 Concerts, No cover, 9pm

VooDoo Suns, No cover, 10pm-Midnight

Cry’n Out Loud, No cover, 10pm-Midnight

Bobby Ingram w/Band & Special Guests

Bobby Ingram and Band, 10:15pm

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Spinin’ Jazz feat. famous Jazz Mon - Patricia Watson & Guests, 7:30pm-12:30am; Tue - Blue Lounge and House on 808 Artists from The Archives Brings you Lush, 10pm; Wed - Roger brings you back to the ‘80’s

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

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Vince Esquire & Crossfire, No cover

Prankster, No cover

Planet Seed, No cover

Oliver’s Karaoke Party, No cover

LONGHI’S

Shred-A-Palooza, Amateur guitar player contest/Guitar Giveaway

Island Style Fridays w/DJ Boomshot, N/C, 10-close

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-1:30am

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 8:30pm-1:30am

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 8pm

Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm

Afrodisiacs, $5, 9pm

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7794

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

Beach Party w/DJ Boomshot, No Salsa Sunday w/DJ Jammin J, Mon - Reggae Mondays w/Marty Dread, $5, 9:30pm; Tue - Fat Tuesday w/DJ Boomshot, $3, cover, 9pm 9pm; Wed - DJ Jammin J, $5, 9pm No Cover, 9pm I’am the DJ/DJ Curty, No Cover, Mon - DJ Mackie Mack, 8:30pm-1:30am; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 8:30pm-1:30am; 8:30pm Wed - DJ Mackie Mack, 8:30pm-1:30am The Soup Kitchen, w/DJ Handout, No cover, 10pm

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

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Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

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ALOHA ULTRA WEDNESDAY FAB ALL Drinks $2 until TUESDAY Midnight!

The Party Starts at 11am!

Drink Specials LOST AT LAST ALL Night! BAND 9PM

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MAUI’S ONLY IRISH PUB

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SUPERBOWL SUNDAY! LOTS OF PRIZES • $3 DRAFTS • HAPPY HOUR ALL DAY Come early to get seating, see Darren for details.

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KAPALUA 669-6286 • KIHEI 879-0004 THE SHOPS AT KAPALUA

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M U S I C C L U B 8 PM Live Music Jam with Whiteboy

H A P P Y H O U R E V E R Y D A Y 5 - 7 PM 2 FOR 1 ALL PUPUS • $1 OFF ALL DRINKS 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea. 1ST left after Kea Lani Hotel • 874–1131

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Karaoke, 10pm-1am

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Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

The Edge, No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286

Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

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SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

Congratulations to our Grand Prize Winn er (a trip for 2 to Vancouver)

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FRI 1/24 10pm

Body Piercing 10-10 Tues-Sat, 10-6 Mon, Closed Sun

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900 Front St., Lahaina Info: 808.667.7400

193 Lahainaluna, Lahaina • 667-2156

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ADVICEGODDESS KOZMICBREEZE Today was my 21st birthday. To celebrate, I took my fiancée to karaoke. The DJ, who’s female, usually gives lap dances with seductive songs. I promised my fiancée I wouldn’t get one. Before I sang, the DJ announced it was my birthday, and said she had a surprise for me. I looked at her and said, “No,” but she said it wasn’t what I thought.

She pulled out a chair and had me sit in it, then played a song. Well, she ended up giving me a lap dance, and my fiancée stormed out. After the song ended, I ran after her. When I found her, miles across town, she just yelled about my broken promise and how I’m pretty much chopped liver to her now. Well, what was I supposed to do? I was on the spot in front of a crowd. Now I’m losing the woman I want to marry. Is this fixable?

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You're allowing yourself to try some new approaches. Find a confidence in the simple and the ethereal. You're in the unique position of having an easier time accepting harmony and balance as a good thing.

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Body image and personal health issues need to be addressed. The weekend has you loving life.

LEO: A better life of individual appreciation is here. There is more time for love and relaxation.

You have unusual ideas about getting people together. Your comfort zone is up. You're more comfortable working on deals and agreements.

VIRGO: After a wonderful creative period it’s time to give thanks by helping others. Your services will be more and more in demand as time rolls on. You'll be doing some serious manifestation. Beyond technical challenges you find work a source of inspiration.

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There are times you have to jump to conclusions, and there are times you only have to lean a little. When you go to the dentist, for example, there’s a very, very good chance he’ll start stabbing at your molars, not strap you to the chair, speed to your apartment, break in, and shampoo your rugs. Likewise, when a lap-dancing DJ offers you a seat on stage, it probably isn’t because she wants you to be a little more comfortable while everyone watches you do your taxes or scale fish.

The way you tell it, you were the poor, unwitting victim of a lap dancing accident. Oh, please. Sometimes, yes, life does throw a guy a curve ball. And sometimes, as in your case, a guy gets advance notice that a curve ball could be coming his way.

If keeping your promise meant anything, you would’ve had a Plan B in your back pocket in case it looked like you were going to get lapped.

You might’ve been ready to delete your lap, and hence, your lap dance, by standing up. You might’ve prepared some corny ego-preserver, like “I’m a one-woman lap dance man, and this position’s been taken.” But, not only were you Plan B-free, you waited until the song ended to go after your girlfriend. You WAITED UNTIL THE SONG ENDED!? Now, there’s every little girl’s dream -- the knight on a white horse who will gallop across time and space to save her...just as soon as his lap dance ends.

It’s time to cough up the truth -- to yourself and to your girlfriend -- that you made a promise you thought you could snake out of by making like you were lap-jacked. Apologize, and tell her you never truly realized what she meant to you until it looked like you’d lost her. Swear you’ll never lie to her again -- that you’ll do the grownup thing and discuss an issue, instead of saying one thing and slithering off and doing the opposite. (It’s best if all this is sincere -- not just a prepared statement you’re reading off your hand.) Grovel. Grovel more. For style suggestions, look in the Yellow Pages under “florists,” and rent “Say Anything,” and fast-forward to John Cusack playing “In Your Eyes” on a boombox under Ione Skye’s window.

If, after all this, you do get her back, but get right back to lying, take heed. It’s probably a sign you’re in need of serious medical attention: a brain scan from the proper doctor -- which, in this case, would be a proctologist.

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Hiring models for stock projects. $50/hour. Fitness, beauty, lifestyle. All ages. Mail photo: RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Just visiting? Call 874-5755. For more info: www.ronchapple.com/model

Are at Postal Plus Paia & Kihei/Wailea Prices start at $0.65 a pound, less than Post Office Call 579-8331 or 891-8585 Mail/Pack Services Etc.

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West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2002.

For reservations call 877-7005

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Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42’ Bertram Private or Share Trips 1/4, 1/2, 3/4, & Full Day Charters

2 for 1 Special!

Just what we need around here.

More beautiful Italian models.

Send writing samples and resumes to PO Box 7278, Lahaina, HI 96761 or editor@mauitime.com

ROCK MUSICIANS WANTED! Air Maui Helicopter Tours

The ultimate guide to supervising your social life.

See page 21. GO AHEAD, look up any event on our new & improved(got times & cover charges), all inclusive, centerfold.

FREELANCE WRITER

Ta Canupa Waken Coming to Maui to Teach the Ancient Ways, Build a Sweat Lodge and Perform Ceremony Jan.6-27. For info 280-0092

Local original hard rock talent wanted! Some covers okay. Call Buckett at Deano’s 250-6733

THE GRID & DA KINE CALENDAR

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

FLAVA

SUPERBOWL O SUNDAY

ALL ZONE AGES HAWAII NonAlcoholic Party

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TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

ALOHA ULTRA WEDNESDAY FAB ALL Drinks $2 until TUESDAY Midnight!

The Party Starts at 11am!

Drink Specials LOST AT LAST ALL Night! BAND 9PM

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MONDAY

Willie K OWNS Mondays!

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