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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR HATES STAYING HOME

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I was very disappointed to see the feature in two issues of This Week’s Picks entitled “Tired of the Same Ole?” (Dec. 14 issue) and the follow up the next week entitled, “This Week in… Staying In!” (Dec. 21 issue) in which Heidi King, the Calendar Editor, basically said there is not much worth going out for in Maui!

I find these apathetic pieces upsetting because here is someone who is supposed to be covering what artists are up to and help them promote themselves, and help audiences find them, which benefits both parties. No one needs to be told how to stay at home. Her tone was sarcastic and demeaning, and the articles should have been grounds for firing instead of being published.

Just last night I was at the Mana`o Radio after-Christmas party where incredible talent gathered in their inhouse studio for multiple jam configurations. There is no shortage of talent on this island. Check out Mauibands.com to get the lowdown from a user-friendly website.

I have paid for advertising in your paper over the last two years in the Entertainment section, trying to get our band gigs. I have hired a press agent to blast Maui and try to get someone interested enough in new blood, or blood traveling and coming back to Maui to perhaps shoot us a blurb, and help us out. It takes time, money, resources, practice, gas money, wear and tear on bodies and vehicles to put on live performances, and we do it ‘cause we love it.

This is not just about me and my band, but all the aspiring artists island-wide who could use support from the “entertainment” section in our beloved, independently run paper. How do you justify the advertising monies you are receiving from several clubs when you snuff out their audiences by this type of apathy?

It is just very disheartening when we don’t have the support of the press that everyone looks to for its GRID and PICKS, and you all instead support the ridiculous and offensive notion that nothing is happening worth leaving the comforts of home for.

It’s more likely that laziness and apathy have replaced reporting and caring.

Please think about your practices. I will revoke my advertising until changes are made.

-Priscilla Sanders, via email

Whilst I applaud your efforts—or sometimes rather meager attempts, really—at producing an intelligent, informative and insightful newsweekly, I am appalled at your misspelling of a word on the cover of your Dec. 21 issue. The cover! How could such an immense typo, perhaps evidence of your disdain for the English language, have passed approval through not only you but your entire team of editorial minions? I find it shocking and, frankly, hope to never again have to see such glaring incompetence on the cover of your paper.

-Anonymous, by email The Editor responds: Oh God, please don’t let it be the word “accolades.” If there’s ever been one word I had trouble with, it is “accolades.” Let me just go find a copy of the issue and… OH MY GOD, IT IS “ACCOLADES!” I knew it! And yeah, that’s horrible and inexcusable, though in my defense, it is somewhat less egregious than that time we accidentally ran yearold Da Kine calendar listings.

IT WAS CHRISTMAS? I received a terrifying postcard of the Maui Time Weekly staff in what appears to be a police lineup of all things. Now that “truthiness” is an official word I now know why your newspaper strikes fear into the general population. Truth and independence in the news is a rare thing these days of corporate newspaper takeovers.

Please keep up the hard work of publishing the truth and I’m sorry you all appear to have been “booked” for reporting said truth. Aloha, thank you and Merry Christmas.

-Lance Holter, Paia

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Establishing a hard and fast connection between money donated to a candidate’s campaign and services rendered after the campaign is over is never straightforward. A good example of this involves Sherilyn A. Morrison. Throughout 2006, Morrison was a pretty solid contributor to Charmaine Tavares’ bid to unseat Mayor Alan Arakawa. In fact, her $250 donation above ultimately brought her contribution total to a rather substantial $1,175. And why not? At the time, Morrison was Tavares’ executive assistant and policy analyst. At the very least, it was in her immediate interests to make sure her boss keeps some kind of post at the county. A Maui County legislative aide since the Linda Lingle Administration, Morrison also worked for a while as Arakawa’s Budget Director.

“Sheri has held a number of high-level positions in Maui County government,” Tavares said of Morrison in a Dec. 27, 2006 press release. “Her commitment and capabilities have been demonstrated in both the legislative and executive branches of government of our county government.” Even if Morrison hadn’t given Tavares a dime during the campaign, it was logical for her to expect a role in the eventual Tavares Administration. But she ended up giving Tavares a lot more than a dime. And, incidentally, Tavares ultimately named Morrison to the very important post of Managing Director—the most powerful post in the mayor’s office outside of Tavares’ office.

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Anyone driving on Baldwin right above Paia can’t miss them: giant 36inch diameter pipes lined along the roadside. The pipes are part of a county construction job dating back several months. Where they are going, and whether they will ultimately connect with the disputed Hamakuapoko Wells, isn’t something the workers want to talk about.

“We’re building it in that direction,” said one worker who asked for anonymity, “but we won’t connect it until the county agrees.”

Local activists aren’t waiting to find out what that means. On Dec. 22, an attorney representing The Coalition to Protect East Maui Water Resources, Hui Alanui o Makena and resident Mark Sheehan filed a motion against the County of Maui aimed at stopping the construction.

“We just want the county to stand by the agreement they made with us, with Maui Tomorrow, in 2003,” Sheehan said.

That earlier lawsuit against the county resulted in a settlement and new requirements for the county’s water development in East Maui. That lawsuit, brought by the same group of people as well the Sierra Club’s Hawai`i chapter, scrapped everything beyond Phase One of the East Maui Water Development Plan.

As a result, county workers had to put in Granular Activated Carbon (GAC) filters at the well sites. These were to treat for DBCP, EDB, and TCP—pesticides used extensively on the nearby pineapple fields. While the treatment would lower the levels of the contaminants to “non detectable” (scientific measurements of this sort do not allow a measurement of “zero”) levels, many residents and County Council members questioned the reliability of the system.

“They can say that it’s safe, but who knows what they aren’t testing for?” said Ron Sturtz, the president of the Maui Tomorrow Foundation. In addition, the Department of Water Supply’s webpage on Hamakuapoko says GAC filters don’t do anything about elevated nitrate levels.

The settlement also meant that if the county wanted to work on anything besides the Hamakuapoko Wells and pipelines related to it, it would need to treat it as an entirely new project. That meant, among other things, filing a new Environmental Impact Statement

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LC Watch Two Bars, One Charge Two establishments that couldn’t be more different: the elegant, pricey Longhi’s in Lahaina and the dimly lit dive Life’s a Beach in Kihei.

Rarely appearing in the same sentence, cases against the two make up the totality of the Jan. 4, 2007 Liquor Control Board of Adjudication agenda.

In both cases, the charge is the same—allowing the consumption of liquor by someone already under the influence. Though Longhi’s is doing what most establishments do—pleading no contest—Life’s a Beach is fighting the charge.

The pipe in question (EIS) as well as a Cost Benefit Analysis.

Fast-forward three years to Sept. 1, 2006. That’s when the Maui County Council passed the first reading of an ordinance ordering the Department Of Water Supply not to use Hamakuapoko well water for human consumption. Four days later—in a move that outraged many—Department of Water Supply director George Tengan ordered a second round of pipeline construction.

Originally, the 36” pipe gracing Baldwin just above Paia was intended to handle an 11 million gallon per day (mgd) load. After the 2003 settlement, new rules specified that the pipe would only transmit two mgd. At the Sept. 13 Water Resources hearing, local activist and Hamakuapoko Well opponent Robert Karpovich testified that the lowered amount of water would have made it impossible for the pipe to flush properly, resulting in a buildup of bacteria. To date, the construction of the pipes has cost about $5 million.

On Oct. 2, the Council unanimously passed the ordinance banning use of the wells for human consumption. Pipeline construction, which had been going on since May 8, was to stop.

But it didn’t.

“Well, the county started it,” Tengan said when asked about the continued construction, “and we need to finish it.” As for possible plans to bring Hamakuapoko back on line: “Well, I can’t speak for the next administration,” he said.

Tengan’s words at the Sept. 13 Water Resources committee meeting were stronger. “[A]t some point in time, the county is going to have to go back east, back east again, to develop water if the

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county desires to develop central Maui anymore,” he said, according to the minutes. “Since the state is already paying for the installation of the pipeline now, we are taking advantage of that.”

That’s at odds with the 2003 lawsuit and compromise. It specifically states that “the use of the 36” transmission line is not to be considered as a commitment to develop or transmit water resources more than can be produced by the two Hamakuapoko wells. Any other use of this Hamakuapoko to Paia transmission shall require a new EIS.” A new EIS has yet to materialize.

Hence the recent action. The motion states that “even though the county law forbids the use of water from Hamakuapoko wells one and two for human consumption, the county defendants are continuing with their project to install the 36” transmission line, over the objections of the plaintiff, and without first having prepared a new EA [environmental assessment].” The filing asks the court to stop the construction on the pipelines immediately.

The office of the Corporation Counsel did not return repeated calls for comment on the recent motion. A court date has been set for Jan. 10, to be heard before Judge Joseph Cardoza at 8:30 a.m. MTW

The wording of the complaints against the establishments are all but identical, including even the vaguely outlined times of the alleged overservice. “On August 25, 2006 and August 26, 2006 between the approximate times of 11:25 p.m. and 12:02 a.m…” reads the complaint against Longhi’s. The charge against Life’s a Beach is even wider, alleging that overservice took place between the “approximate times of 6:30 p.m. and 10:15 p.m.”

For overservice to stick, the time given by LC investigators should be a bit more specific. But the LC’s overservice cases are typically much lazier, relying on circumstantial evidence and implication: a person says he was sober when he walked in, and he was clearly drunk when he was arrested 20 minutes after he left, so he must have been drunk when they served him, right?

In 2006, 10 cases of alleged overservice went before the board. Of those, the board found nine defendants guilty (the vast majority had pleaded no contest, which brings an automatic guilty verdict).

The remaining licensee— Ali`i Nui Charters—was found not guilty, most likely because the prosecution had failed to show that a customer had been drunk at the time of last service.

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DOWLING IS PBN’S DARLING Got an email this week from former Akaku president Sean McLaughlin, livid at his recent discovery that in mid-November Pacific Business News gave uber-developer Everett Dowling its “2006 Community Spirit Award” for “leading the way in developing ‘green’ buildings for the Valley Isle that use less energy and resources while minimizing their impact on the environment.” McLaughlin’s still steamed at Dowling for his lobbying last year to cut the state funding the Akaku public access cable channel receives (the Akaku board is still in chaos, with its most recent CEO resigning after just a few weeks in office). But Dowling’s trumpeting of the U.S. Green Building Council (USGBC)’s green construction techniques and standards is a good thing. New homes and buildings should use captured rainwater; roofs should hold photovoltaic cells; big windows should maximize sunlight to reduce power consumption. And Dowling isn’t shy about publicizing the fact that the USGBC’s Leadership in Environmental and Energy Design (LEED) program—a voluntary list of dos and don’ts in building construction—has certified a quarter of his new buildings. This is good, though I suppose questioning whether the fact that 75 percent of his developments don’t qualify under LEED actually makes him award-worthy is a matter of opinion. Or the fact that LEED’s very first measure on its most recent home building checklist is “Avoid Environmentally Sensitive Sites and Farmland”—a directive Dowling boldly ignored when he pushed through his big project to build 70-plus ultra-expensive condos right on the Makena coastline.

PHONE COMPANY RISES! After many, many weeks at the bottom of the Maui 10 ladder, Hawaiian Telcom finally climbs a couple notches this week. Not for anything the troubled phone company did, though—it rises on news that its corporate owner, the hideously rich and powerful private equity fund Carlyle Group, has helped create the Private Equity Council. This new group will, according to the Dec. 27 Pacific Business News, “launch outreach efforts in research, public affairs and government relations to increase public awareness of private equity.” Put simply, it’s the lobbying arm of the richest and most powerful fund managers in the world, who apparently aren’t yet rich or powerful enough. MTW

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farming had taken place on the land in the last decade. “I’m always curious as to how there are slip-throughs,” Young told me when I called him August. “It’s a prominent location. Our last records show it was in ag production. I spoke to our appraiser last week on this. We don’t see any active ag [there]. We don’t know how long it’s not been in ag.”

Young further blamed his department’s appraisal troubles on an unfilled staff position, though it’s hard to see how the addition of one appraiser could get the entire Finance Department back to carrying out regular and proper appraisals. Foolish me thought there was no way Tavares would reappoint Young when she took over—shows what I know about local politics.

centage points! What’s more, the percentage of Japanese tourists who think Hawai`i has gotten “too commercialized or overdeveloped” as skyrocketed, from five percent last year to a whopping 16 percent this year. Not all was bad news, though: “Among U.S. visitors, visitors to Maui and Kauai were more likely to say they had an excellent experience than visitors to Oahu or the Big Island,” states the report. But even this news was tempered with grumbling—“The number of Japanese visitors who were very satisfied with Maui has declined from 62.2 percent in the first half of 2005 to 49.8 percent in the first half of 2006.”

Aren’t you glad there’s a state agency dedicated to studying this stuff? I’d hate to think the tourist industry would have to pay for research like this out of its own pockets.

THURSDAY, Dec. 28

WEDNESDAY, Dec. 27 In the flurry of press releases I’ve gotten yesterday and today from the Tavares Transition Office was this gem: “Mayor-Elect Charmaine Tavares Reappoints Director of Finance Department.” This may sound insufferably dull to you, but to me it’s an uncut diamond just sitting on the ground waiting to be scooped up. “Kalbert Young has made many improvements to the Finance Department over the past two years,” Tavares said in the release. “I’m looking forward to his continuing that effort.” This surprised me, since back in late April Young admitted to the Maui County Council Budget Committee— which included Tavares—that private citizen Robert Karpovich had successfully found four separate pieces of property that, by the county’s own assessment laws, were severely undertaxed. One piece of property was a 40-acre parcel recently sold by the Maui Land & Pineapple Co. that had long carried an agriculture designation even though no

George Tengan’s out as county Water Supply director? Funny, that doesn’t surprise me, considering all the turmoil and controversy and heartache that faced the department these last few years. Though Tavares didn’t pull any punches in her announcement today, saying that Jeffrey Eng, Tengan’s replacement, “will bring needed leadership and experience to the department.” Ouch.

FRIDAY, Dec. 29 Horrible news for everyone who lives and dies by the attitudes of tourists. A new report on “Visitor Satisfaction” during the first half of 2006 put out by the state Department of Business, Economic Development and Tourism (DBEDT) says tourists aren’t nearly as excited about coming to Hawai`i as they were last year. According to the report, just 63.6 percent of visitors from the mainland rated their trip as “excellent” in the first half of 2006, compared to 66.8 percent during the first half of 2005. That’s more than three per-

TUESDAY, Jan. 2 SUNDAY, Dec. 31 You mean they do?

MONDAY, Jan. 1 Don’t know if you guys heard last night through all the drunken cheering and carrying on and the setting off of numerous fireworks and small explosives, but it’s the New Year. For us journalists, it’s a sweet time indeed. It means the exhaustive, ridiculous work of looking back at all the mostly dull things that happened last year is over and we can get on to the real business at hand: making wild predictions about how this year will turn out. And leading the way is the Honolulu Star-Bulletin, with a big story in today’s edition citing “officials” who say state Democrats and Republicans will work together this year. This view is somewhat

“You’ve got that list of 25 things to buy when you come to Maui? Yeah, I did that. But then I went home and my wife asked, ‘Where’s the milk? Where are the eggs?’ They weren’t on the list. Now my wife does the shopping.”

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attractive. There won’t be another election for two years, so there’s no need for any posturing right now. And both sides are strongly entrenched in their respective branches of government. Voters overwhelmingly returned Republican Linda Lingle to the governor’s office, as well as defeated every single Republican running for a state legislative seat. In fact, of the 75 state Legislators (25 in the Senate, 51 in the House), a grand total of 13 today are Republican. To call state Republicans a “minority” is to overstate their importance—they’re more like an endangered species. So on paper, we have every reason to believe the two sides will negotiate in good faith over homelessness, gasoline taxes and how to satisfy those all important Japanese tourists. Or they could just turn their backs on each other and do absolutely nothing. Such is the nature of predictions—especially concerning Japanese tourists.

Oh, and in case of you have forgotten, the Hawai`i Superferry starts up in about six months. I guess that’s a prediction, but I can’t find very many people betting against it.

Anthony Pignataro, who has founded numerous holidays in his career including Bank Holiday (Canada, Jan. 2) and Australia Day (Australia, Jan. 26) is working on a new one called Easter Tuesday. MTW

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD Christian stand-up comedian Brad Stine says his muscular GodMen revivals are a reaction to the “wuss-ification” of the Promise Keepers movement and encourage spiritual men to “cowboy-up” and “thank God for testosterone!” According to a December Los Angeles Times report, GodMen celebrates traditional male excesses, such as cussing, raucousness and sexuality. Added a Stine associate, “[F]or heaven’s sake, don’t ask the guys to take the hand of the guys next to them.” “Do not think Sunday morning worship. Think Saturday afternoon tailgate.” And tell your wife the rules, Stine says: “Learn to work the toilet seat. [I]f it’s up, put it down.”

THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT! The Oklahoma City company Skulls Unlimited International is, it claims, the world’s leading supplier of bones— cleaning and polishing human and animal heads by picking off the tissue by hand and then using dermestid beetles to eat what’s left. Said owner Jay Villemarette, on the greasiness of the human head: “I am not exaggerating.

It is nasty.” But, said an employee, you get used to the work: “I’ve been waistdeep in a dead hippopotamus, and I’d rather do that than change diapers.”

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LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS An appeals court in Florida finally applied the brakes to the so-called “contingency fee multiplier” available under state law for lawyers who assist mistreated insurance customers. In extraordinary cases, a lawyer is permitted to recover up to two and a half times the customary fee, which supposedly helps customers with smaller claims to find legal representation. But the court said the fee is being granted too routinely, and in one October case, a client won a $1,315 claim while his lawyer got $193,750.

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Christine Marmolejo, 39, of Downers Grove, Ill., pleaded guilty in October to a plot in which she had her 14-year-old son plant marijuana and prescription drugs in the backpack of another boy to embarrass that boy’s mother, with whom Marmolejo had been feuding for years. Marmolejo’s son eventually confessed, and now Marmolejo faces an enhanced penalty since she involved a 14-year-old in drug possession. MTW

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hy are Native Hawaiians overrepresented in prison? It’s a simple question, but it doesn’t have a simple answer.

Ask the experts and you’ll get answers ranging from “oppression” to “poverty” to “lack of motivation.” There are colonization theories and there are cultural theories.

At this point, Native Hawaiians own most of the top misery indices in Hawai`i. These include high percentage in prison, high infant mortality, high rates of illness, low educational attainment, low income-level, high unemployment and high rates of drug addiction and alcoholism. They’re not even adequately represented in competitive surfing—a sport Native Hawaiians invented: “When 29-year-old Maikalani Kaiolohia Robb (a.k.a. Kalani Robb) and 36-year-old Vincent Sennen Garcia (a.k.a.

Sunny Garcia) retired from the World Championship Tour last year, they became the last Native Hawaiians to compete on the coveted World Championship Tour,” reported a recent issue of Free Surf Magazine.

The facts are devastating. The last U.S. Census reports that in 2001 Native Hawaiians made up just 12 percent of the state population but represented 39 percent of our housed prisoners. By contrast, while 17 percent of Hawai`i is Japanese, they represent four percent of the prison population.

Today there are now over 1,800 Hawaiian prisoners in mainland prisons.

There are various theories as to why this is the case.

“The overrepresentation of kanaka maoli in Hawai`i’s criminal justice system is analogous in many ways to the overrepresentation of minorities (especially African Americans) in correctional populations nationally,” says Dr. Marilyn Brown, an assistant professor at University of Hawai`i. “The origins of this situation are the same: racism, poverty, alienation, lack of education, and (in the case of Native Hawaiians) the effects of colonization.”

Brown says disparities in terms of health, education and income shape who appears in the system—which, she says, has become

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our primary “human service delivery system” for troubled people. “Disproportionate representation in the criminal justice system is just part of the syndrome,” she says.

RaeDeen M. Keahiolalo Karasuda, a doctoral candidate working on these questions with the University of Hawai`i, emphasizes that the roots are vast and deep, but says locking Hawaiians up is a colonization mechanism. She says Hawaiians are a very resilient culture and have been practicing civil disobedience for over a hundred years now.

Her estimate, derived from many prison visits and research work, is that Hawai`i prisons’ realistic Native Hawaiian population today is actually closer to 70 percent.

Alternatively, one source close to the issue believes the problem lies in a basic lack of motivation. “I hear people crying, ‘They stole our land,’” he says. “That’s a cop out. I just say, ‘Stop drowning your sorrows in Budweiser, get off your butt and get a job like the rest of us.’”

He does admit that another factor might be Maui’s high cost of living, which can cause parents to have to work all the time to survive. “Then the kids run wild and no one gives a rip what they’re doing,” he says.

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ronically, Native Hawaiians living on the mainland actually do better in terms of education than those living here. They make more money, hold higher-level jobs and have fewer people living in each household. A possible explanation for this difference could be the fact that there are more working-age Native Hawaiians—20-44 year olds—who live on the Mainland than in the islands.

Other ethnic groups living in Hawai`i may have their own issues, but none seem to be having as much trouble as kanaka maoli.

Some say that one reason is that other groups, like Filipinos or Portuguese could always go back to their “homeland.” That non-indigenous groups have an “out” while native people can end up feeling trapped or hopeless with nowhere else to go if their life

isn’t proceeding the way they feel it should.

Another factor might be that American and Hawaiian culture just aren’t the same. Or even mix.

“Today Hawaiians are limited as to how they live,” says Carrie Ann Shirota, director of Maui’s BEST (Being Empowered and Safe Together) prisoner training and reintegration program. “Take the tradition of fishing and growing kalo (taro). If Native Hawaiians can’t fish anymore because of access issues, or issues of over-fishing, their lifestyle is changed. They are unable to do what was once considered normal. With that can come a feeling of displacement or lack of purpose—often leading to drug use. U.S. culture is based on individual rights, while Hawaiian culture is based on what’s good for the collective whole—the common good for the family or the soul.”

While a culture clash rages in some areas, officials from Maui County Correctional Center (MCCC) say most Native Hawaiian prisoners there don’t speak Hawaiian, practice any Hawaiian religion, only have a very small percentage of Hawaiian blood and are actually more “American” than anything else.

Nonetheless, racism against Hawaiians seems to be occurring within the criminal justice system. Dr. John McDonald of the University of South Carolina did a recent study of Hawai`i’s juvenile system. He concluded that Hawaiian and Samoan youth are “significantly” more likely than white or East Asian youth to receive severe court sentences.

Wherever the experts’ research or experience places them on the spectrum of ideas, most agree that something must be done. That so many Native Hawaiians are in prison is profoundly affecting the rest of the community.

Children of prisoners suffer. In fact, they’re six times more likely to go to jail themselves, according to a recent Urban Institute study.

Many of these children end up in the foster care system and eventually adopted out to mainland parents while their mothers serve their prison sentences. The federal Adoption

and Safe Families Act declares that children must be permanently placed in a stable living situation within 15 to 22 months of parental incarceration.

Since the average Native Hawaiian woman’s sentence is two years and two months, kanaka maoli children are often put up for permanent adoption. Usually they go to mainland parents, according to A Women’s Voice International, a woman’s advocate group.

Gang activity is also increasing. Hawai`i sends more of its prisoner to other states to serve their time than any other state. Alan Nouchi, MCCC’s acting warden, says he sees Native Hawaiian prisoners “come back [from the mainland] as if they’d gone to gang training camp.” More sophisticated gang behavior, Nouchi says, can be seen in more “advanced” drug dealing and violence.

Then there’s the cost to taxpayers.

Incarceration is expensive, costing $20,000 per year to incarcerate a single drug offender. But it costs just $3,500 per year to go through the Drug Court Program, says Barbara Ann Keller, the program’s administrator. The irony there is a growing body of evidence that alternative programs are much more effective than straight incarceration.

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ith so many different theories on causes of the problems, some solutions are in direct opposition to others.

For example, some say Native Hawaiians are breaking the laws in unprecedented numbers, and mandatory sentences will be an effective deterrent.

For example, the Three-Strikes-You’re-Out law establishes mandatory sentences of 30 years to life for habitual violent felons— those convicted of three separate violent felonies such as murder, rape, kidnapping, robbery and home burglary.

But Brown disagrees with the ThreeStrikes law. “The ‘get tough on crime’ point of view argues in favor of deterrence and incapacitation for law breakers,” she wrote in a 2005 letter to the Honolulu Advertiser.

“And for some serious offenders, long prison sentences may provide a deterrent.

However, experts feel that this is a small group indeed.”

Additionally, most national studies show that if you get to prison, you’re likely to return.

“Eight out of 10 of Hawai`i’s drug addicts do not receive drug treatment services while incarcerated,” Karasuda wrote in another letter to the Advertiser. “The majority return to society without rehabilitation, and two-thirds return to prison within a few years.”

Maui has an array of social services for kanaka maoli. The Office of Hawaiian Affairs, Maui Economic Opportunity and state public schools all offer such programs as drug education and micro-loan

programs to start a small business.

But Brown says they aren’t enough and that the majority of Native Hawaiians are receiving social services that start only when they get arrested.

That said, once in “the system” some of those programs are proving to be effective, if only on a small scale. For instance, Maui’s Drug Court provides treatment, supervision and support for Native Hawaiians and others with drug charges and is showing signs of success. If participants complete their program, charges are dropped. The recidivism rates are considerably lower for drug court graduates than for those who don’t utilize the program.

Then there’s the BEST program, which began in 2003 in Wailuku through a federal grant for $2.1 million to address serious and violent offenders.

BEST provides pre- and post-release services designed to address recidivism by targeting substance abuse, mental illness, underemployment, lack of training, housing and additional needs related to reintegration. Initial studies show the program may be working to cut recidivism significantly.

“Some people say we’re being soft on crime,” Shirota says. “I say we’re being smart on crime. The system is a free ride.

It isn’t ‘hard-time’ like they say. Hard-time is completing the programs and doing the work to get out and stay out of the system.”

Recently BEST received a grant from the Eisenhower Foundation and will open a “BEST House” on Vineyard Street in Wailuku. The program will be similar to the Delancey Street Program in San Francisco, where former inmates and homeless operate the house, study for a GED and learn the skills necessary to help them successfully integrate back into society. Shirota says Delancey Street boasts a 90 percent success rate.

Karasuda says that much more can be done, but that there have already been many positive developments. One is a “Hawaiian cultural renewal” that gives Native Hawaiians a sense of place and pride.

Shirota concurs, adding that the “BEST cultural programs have deeply resonated with Native Hawaiian clients,” who make up 60 percent of their client population.

Of course, the state Attorney General’s office disagrees, saying that cultural programs haven’t been shown to cut recidivism rates at all. In fact, they say these programs could “embolden” prisoners. For that reason, they’re moving more towards “Evidence Based Training”—programs with proven, measured results.

Still, some hope for a new correctional system master plan. Others want better funding for social programs. Many think that better education and more affordable housing will help.

In the meantime, more Native Hawaiians end up behind bars. MTW

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Henry’s Bar & Grill The best cheesesteak in all the land On Sunday, Krista and I were intent on pursuing creative activities that didn’t involve alcohol. So we grabbed beach towels, reading material, sweaters (in case we found ourselves atop a volcano) and headed to a coffee shop we’d never been to before.

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Unfortunately, as soon as we found a comfy place to sip our coffees and read, workers began putting the chairs up on tables. “Oh, you can stay, if you like,” an employee told us as he locked the front door, sending the kind of mixed messages that prompted Krista to recall past relationships and conversations with dysfunctional ex-boyfriends.

Subsequently, we drove straight to Henry’s to calm our nerves with Bloody Marys. But as soon as we passed the row of shiny motorcycles and walked in, it was as if the record skipped, as conversation stopped and faces stared blankly at us from the bar. We could almost see tumbleweeds roll across the floor, and the foreboding theme song to some western movie played in our heads…

Friendly commotion resumed when we found customized stools with witty sayings to sit on—“I’d do Henry” for her; “I won’t do Henry” for me—in front of a brass spittoon and a wall of bumper stickers:

“Men are Not Pigs: Pigs are Gentle, Intelligent and Sensitive Animals” “A Shlong is Better Than a Shlort” “Don’t Worry What People Think—They Don’t Do It Very Often” I pointed out the most fabulous features of Henry’s to Krista: the pool tables, dartboards, video golf, stage, dance floor, and the many bandana-andboot-wearing, leather-vested regulars.

“It would be a fucking biker bar that we’d feel comfortable in,” said Krista. “We tried to be intellectual, we tried to be good…”

“Eh, it’s overrated,” I said.

I told her a friend of mine recommended the cheesesteak sandwiches. We glanced around and noticed several patrons in the process of grubbing them. Skeptical but curious, we promptly ordered one to share.

Food? At Henry’s? We didn’t know either.

Their menu board, while limited in scope, also featured other comfort foods like spaghetti and meatballs ($6), an opakapaka sandwich ($7.50), and a patti melt on rye ($6.50), all quite reasonably priced. But none held the allure for us quite like their chicken cheesesteak sandwich—$5.25 for a half, $8.25 for a whole—with potato chips or mac salad.

The cheesesteak is a culinary concept born in 1930 in Philadelphia, consisting principally of thin slices of sautéed meat—generally steak or chicken—mixed with the gooiest of melted cheese and usually grilled onions—sometimes mushrooms, too—on a soft, white six-inch roll of Italian bread.

Henry’s chicken cheesesteak takes these basic concepts and elevates them into a sandwich of impossible goodness. A mass of tender bits of white meat combined with melted cheese and onions is stuffed into a soft, toasted bun that somehow tastes like puffed pastry dough.

According to a few of Henry’s many regulars, the secret to this culinary masterpiece is “Eddie”—the head and only kitchen chef for the past three years.

Eddie Callahan used to work in computers before he decided to make a career shift and attend the culinary institute at Maui Community College.

“I learned a few things and do the stuff that’s right for here,” he said.

When we proclaimed our immense satisfaction with his chicken cheesesteak, Callahan smiled broadly.

“What probably makes me happier than anything is that people enjoy it,” he said. “I’m tinkering with a low-fat version, too.” MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawaii - Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-9080.

AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish.

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-8:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches.

M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.

340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 10 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; MTh, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 2441833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 8777776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. MF, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cami’s Coffee Shop and Lounge - Coffee and pupus.

Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 8712182.

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Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-3 p.m.

790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m.

Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 47 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

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Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. Su-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sato;s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8778779.

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Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 2429630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 2442323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine.

9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine.

M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawai`ian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside.

11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais & Rock N Roll - Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-4244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

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Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Gian Dons - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Mexica. M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian.

Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$ Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$ LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$ Maui Thai - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 8798400. $$ Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Lobby Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8912595. $ Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m.

1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:309:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 8911120. $$$ Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-8880. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim. Su-M, 5-10 p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:30-1:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790004. $$ K

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Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:309:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-10 p.m.

The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. SuM, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.

891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 8752088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub.

Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.

1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. $ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m.

115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh - Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-minimart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7261.

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m.

810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Mexican and local. 81 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 573-2998.

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Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127 Makawao Ave.,. Makawao, 572-1380.

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. MF, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $ Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6610348.

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine.

Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 6623210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine.

Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0660. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $ Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m.

4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining.

Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6677400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse.

Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.

Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style.

Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs.

Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Asian fusion. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m.

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies.

Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats.

Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill.

Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-10p.m.

200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar - Japanese, Island.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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Dread Superhero Thursday (Jan. 4), 10 p.m. at Charley’s; Saturday (Jan. 6), 10 p.m. at Hapa’s [REGGAE LEGEND] If you love reggae, it’s partially his fault.

Mikey Dread has had his hands in nearly every multi-genre facet of the music industry and media. He’s been at it for over 30 years, and even co-produced, co-wrote and performed on The Clash’s Sandinista, 1981’s Best Rock Record. He’s since been producing, performing, presenting, and recording non-stop. He’s also won some awards, done voiceovers, news photography, video edited, radio DJ-ed, hosted a few TV and awards shows, and worked on Izzy Stradlin’s single, “Can’t Hear ‘Em,” then went to art school and graduated in ’96 with honors in music and video production. Well of course he did! Then came more of the same, including another honorable degree in International Communications four years later.

More headline tours, a couple of BBC documentaries and a single with Seal on the 50 First Dates soundtrack. Wow, is there anything this man can’t do?

Opening band: Dub Rockers. Tickets: $20 at door only. For more info, call 264-8689 or visit www.MikeyDread.com. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

A Night in Paris Thursday (Jan. 4), 10 p.m. at Casanova [ART/CROONING] Tony Pacino is an Italian-born singer living in Paris, who has been crooning the likes of Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, and Tom Jones in Italian, French and English. He’s recorded a few albums in Europe, as well as the a remake of “Come Prima”—a classic Italian song Pacino disco-fied and made a hit. He’s performed at the Palais des Congres des Paris, and just spent last month performing at the Parisian cabaret Paradis Latin. But now Pacino is happy to be here, visiting family on the North Shore. “Since I was a little child I have been so very in love with America,” he said. “This is the first time I’ve come to see my son and daughter-in-law. It is very, very great here—the paradise of windsurfing.”

Local artist and international charmer Piero Resta is hosting this event, which also features Danielle Delaunay from London. And Resta, too, will be showcasing selected works from his “Usque Dum Vivam Et Ultra” 2006 collection.

THURSDAY Jan. 4

Erin Smith

Midnight Lounge Ladies Free

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Saturday (Jan. 6), Maui Ocean Center [FAMILY/MARINE ED.] Oh, to be a kid again! Wouldn’t it be nice? I know, I know—there would be things I’d miss: my independence, the wisdom of experience, and my legal right to self-induce cancer with cigarettes. But youth is an innocent time spent living in the moment and pursuing only that which gives one pleasure. It is the passport to an unself-conscious existence, a permission slip to be honest at all costs, and a time to dream unlimited. And one other thing—being young would allow me the opportunity to attend the Maui Ocean Center’s “Sleeping with the Sharks” sleepover party this weekend. Perhaps the coolest event ever conceptualized by humankind, the sleepover is open to children between grades 3 and 8. For $55 (members receive an additional 15% off), kids will have the privilege to experience a sure-to-be unforgettable social, educational, and entertaining evening. Included in the admission will be a pizza party, snacks and a pancake breakfast; as well as a scavenger hunt, ocean-related movies, games, crafts, and more.

Attendees will get the chance to feed hammerhead sharks and sea turtles; and be educated about the enchanting creatures of the sea. Then they’ll be given a souvenir cup and fossil shark tooth and sent back into the world with a smile and memories they’ll likely to never forget.

Space is limited and complete information can be obtained by calling the Maui Ocean Center, (808) 270-7085. If the line’s busy, keep trying— I may be on the other end offering $55 a day to move into the Ocean Center permanently. [COREY NIELSEN]

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Raitt in Time Sunday (Jan. 7), 7 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC [BLUES/ROCK] The queen of slide guitar, Bonnie Raitt, has been perfecting her craft since she was a teenager. But she only started to take it seriously during college. Before graduating she met Dick Waterman, a prominent blues promoter at that time. Then she planed to take just a semester off so that she could go to Philadelphia where Waterman and other musicians had relocated. But she never made it back to college and thus her music career was born. Scouts for major record labels started showing interest in her music and she eventually released her self-titled album in 1971 with Warner Bros. It wasn’t until 1989 that she achieved monumental commercial success; she won three Grammy awards that year with the album Nick of Time. In 2000, Raitt was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Fans of Raitt are glad she never finished her degree in African Studies, where she would’ve ended up in Tanzania. Tickets: $35, $45, $55. Call 242-7469 or visit www.mauiarts.org. [KEITH BENEDICT]

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Wolverine and the Queen Wednesday (Jan. 10), 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC [FILM] Darren Aronofsky writes and directs this visual stunner. Fans of Anronfsky have been patiently waiting for a new film since the release of Requiem for a Dream, which was in 2000. The Fountain is a story of timeless love, spirituality and the quest for eternal life. I found the story to be the weak link of this film, not easily followed and a bit vague at times. But Aronofsky did take a bold leap where other directors fear to tread, as the plot transverses three different time periods a thousand years apart. The special effects are amazing, as are each of the sets. Rachel Weisz is convincing in her roles, especially as the 16th century queen.

Hugh Jackman does such a good job, too—I completely forgot he was the Wolverine.

Tickets: $10. For info visit www.mauifilmfest.com. [KB]

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Thursday January 4th Piero Resta Presents his latest art works plus WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night

Toni Pacino From Paradis Latin in Paris

Danielle Delaunay From London A night of fine art, great food and beautiful music

The Evening That Earned Casanova The Award “Best Late Night In Maui” Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 10 cover

Music Starts @ 10 pm $ 10 Cover

Friday January 5th

Saturday January 6th

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Conscious Healing Maui’s Roots, Reggae, Rock Music starts @ 10 pm $ 5 cover

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Upcountry Sundays Acoustic Style

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Future Shock Today’s political climate in a crystal ball Cinema history has been made in 2006 by a trinity of Spanish directors whose films consort to press at the boundaries of social satire with a freewheeling sense of authenticity.

Alfonso Cuarón’s Children of Men, Alejandro Gonzalez’ Babel and Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth have each created highly original and stimulating films that stand as an antithesis to the governmentapproved sentimental message pap of directors like Paul Greengrass (United 93) or Oliver Stone (World Trade Center).

Children of Men

★★★★★ Rated R/114 mins.

With Children of Men Alfonso Cuarón (Y Tu Mamá También) launches a vehement social diatribe that is part thriller and part social satire based on a novel by British mystery author P.D. James. The hyperreality he creates tears at the edges of British and American military hegemony with a defiantly cold and ironic stare that mocks those governments’ crimes against humanity and the resulting efforts to topple them.

In 2027, England is a fascist state

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obsessed with putting immigrants in outdoor cages and defending against terrorism after the rest of the world “collapsed.” Global infertility has whittled away at the population since 2009 when the last human child was born, and England has become a fenced-off Orwellian monstrosity filled with surveillance cameras and a constant barrage of unrestricted media brainwashing.

Theo Faron (Clive Owen) is a former radical turned disaffected bureaucrat who seizes an opportunity to take the day off work when the murder of the world’s youngest person, an 18-year-old boy, sends the public into a frenzy of mourning. Cuarón colors the harsh futuristic reality with a dry gallows humor found in Luis Bunuel’s films, and he shares Bunuel’s sense of social anarchy and disconnection.

After escaping the menacing city on a subway train shielded from rabid refugees, Theo meets his best friend Jasper Palmer (Michael Caine), a retired political cartoonist living a hidden existence with his catatonic wife in a forest where he grows several strains of mind-bending pot.

Jasper’s cozy New Age-styled home with its many windows, books and rough-hewn wood environment contributes stark contrast to the film’s other locations that pulse with sterility and violence. With his long flowing white hair and equally pale beard, Michael Caine’s benevolent patriarch anchors the intelligent humanitarian theme of the story, and the venerable actor takes distinct joy in playing such an irreverent and affectionate part.

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It’s not until Theo returns to London and is kidnapped by the “Fish,” a resistance group fighting for immigrant rights, that the movie starts to detonate cinematic conventions. The Fish leader, Julian Taylor (Julianne Moore), is Theo’s exlover from his revolutionary student days, and she imposes on him to help acquire transit papers for a Fijian girl named Kee (well played by Claire-Hope Ashitey) to escape from Britain.

After obtaining joint papers that commit Theo to shepherd Kee to safety, Theo discovers that Kee is eight months pregnant and holds inside her belly a singular hope for humanity. Theo steps into a role

of unarmed rescuer as he escorts Kee through a maze of chase sequences that necessarily penetrate a “Homeland Security” refugee camp patterned after Abu Ghraib.

Cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki and production designers Geoffrey Kirkland and Jim Clay create a frigid social landscape that is a logical extension of the fear obsessed society that the Bush administration has instilled in America and in the UK. Children of Men is an anecdotal vision of the way the future seems to be headed from a 2006 vantage point.

There is only a tiny glimmer of hope, and it does not extend to the masses. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Wednesday, Jan. 10 THE FOUNTAIN - (PG13) - Sci-Fi, Drama A man discovers the fountain of youth and spends all of his time trying to save his love.

Stars Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz. 96 min. (Heidi King)

New This Week CHILDREN OF MEN - (R) - Thriller - It’s the future and humans have lost the ability to reproduce and are facing extinction. Stars Clive Owen and Julianne Moore. 105 min. (HK) CODE NAME: THE CLEANER - (PG13) Action, Comedy - Cedric The Entertainer wakes up next to a dead F.B.I. agent with no memories and Lucy Liu shows up to make it all better. She is so thoughtful. 91 min. (HK) FREEDOM WRITERS - (PG-13) - Drama Hilary Swank plays a teacher who helps her students overcome their violent lives. I guess it’s mainly for people who didn’t see this movie when it was called Dangerous Minds and starred Michelle Pfeiffer. 123 min. (Anthony Pignataro) HAPPILY N’EVER AFTER - (PG) Animation, Comedy - The same people who brought you Shrek, now bring you a story of a wicked witch who casts a spell to make all endings unhappy. Stars the voices of almost every famous person. 85 min. (HK)

Now Showing APOCALYPTO - (R) - Action, Adventure Why go see a picture with a cast of unknowns speaking dialogue in ancient Mayan? Because the director is Mel “Are you a Jew?” Gibson, that’s why! Praise

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SHANGHAI CIRCUS FRI • JAN 5 • 7 pm SAT • JAN 6 • 2 pm & 7 pm Castle • $10, $18, $23

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Jesus! 138 min. (AP) BLACK CHRISTMAS - (R) Horror - Bloody Merry Christmas.

A cast of no names attempts to make this slasher plot which bombed in 1974 a money maker this time around. Good luck with that. 84 min. (Keith Benedict) BLOOD DIAMOND - (R) Drama, Thriller - Leo DiCaprio horrifies... with his fake accent! Ha! Oh, anyways, 1970’s Sierra Leone is in chaos, a man finds a diamond and it gets him into sticky situations. 138 min. (HK) CHARLOTTE’S WEB - (G) Kids, Family - Adapted from the same story that was read to you in grade school. This incarnation includes the voices of Julia Roberts and Oprah among others.

110 min. (KB) DREAM GIRLS - (PG13) Drama, Musical - Beyonce Knowles stars as one of three girls in a musical group that slowly rise to the top in the 1960’s by spotlighting the most attractive of the girls then boosting only her.

Hmm... sound familiar, Beyonce?

Also stars Jamie Fox and Eddie Murphy. 130 min. (HK) ERAGON - (PG) - Fantasy, Adventure - A farm boy, a dragon’s egg, a mythic journey. Medieval Star Wars or Lord of the Rings knockoff? 99 min. (SC) THE GOOD SHEPHERD - (R) - Drama - The story of the founding of the Central Intelligence Agency, which given the number of liberals associated with the production, won’t skimp on the gruesome, naughty stuff we’ve done through the years. Stars Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie and Robert De Niro, who also directs. 168 min. (AP) THE HOLIDAY - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz both need to get away. They end up trading houses (one in L.A. on in London) and all this cute, cuddly stuff happens when they meet new men. Also stars Jack Black and Jude Law. 136 min. (HK) THE NATIVITY STORY - (PG) - Drama, Religion - Hallelujah, praise the Lawd! Tis the sea-

SHOWTIMES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 The Fountain - PG13 - W only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Apocalypto - R - Th (1, 3:15, 3:55), 7, 9:15, 9:55, F-W (3:15), 9:55 BloodDiamond-Th-Su (12:25,3:25),6:30,9:30, M-W (3:25),6:30,9:30 Children of Men - (R) - F (12:10, 2:35, 5:05), 7:35, 10, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:35), 5:05, 7:35, 10, M-W (2:35, 5:05), 7:35, 10 Code Name: The Cleaner - (PG13) - F (12, 2:20, 4:45), 7:10, 9:35, Sa-Su (12, 2:20), 4:45, 7:10, 9:35, M-W (2:20, 4:45), 7:10, 9:35 Dream Girls - PG13 - Th-F (12:40, 1, 3:50, 4), 6:45, 7:05, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:40, 1), 3:50, 4, 6:45, 7:05, 9:45, 10, M-W (3:50, 4), 6:45, 7:05, 9:45 Freedom Writers - (PG13) - F (1, 3:55), 7, 9:55, SaSu (1), 3:55, 7, 9:55, M-W (3:55), 7, 9:55 Happily ‘N Ever After - (PG) - F (12:15, 2:40, 5), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:40), 5, 7:30, 9:50, M-W (2:40, 5), 7:30, 9:50 Happy Feet - PG - Th (12:10, 2:35, 5:05), 7:35, 10, F-Su (12:50), 6:40, M-W 6:40 Holiday - PG13 - Th-F (12:45, 3:40), 6:35, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:40, 6:35, 9:30, M-W (3:40), 6:35, 9:30 Nativity Story - PG - Th only (12:50), 6:40 Night at the Museum - PG - Th (12:30, 1:30, 2:15, 3:30, 4:10, 4:50), 6:25, 6:55, 7:25, 9, 9:25, 9:55, F, MW (1:30, 2:15, 4:10, 4:50), 6:55, 7:25, 9:25, 9:55, SaSu (1:30, 2:15), 4:10, 4:50, 6:55, 7:25, 9:25, 9:55 RockyBalboa-PG-Th (12,12:15,2:20,2:40,4:45,5), 7:10, 7:30, 9:35, 9:50, F-Su (12:30,3:30), 6:25, 9, M-W (3:30),6:25,9

Service with a smile son of commerce, and Christ’s supposed birth.

This film depicts Mary and Joseph’s journey from Nazareth to Bethlehem to witness the birth of Jesus. 115 min. (KB) NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM - (PG) - Comedy Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) is a nice guy security guard at at museum. Strange and humorous things come to life at night while on his watch. 108 min. (KB) THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS - (PG13) Drama - Will Smith stars in this based-on-a-true-story about a Dad and his five-year-old-son who have to live in a subway bathroom while he tries to better their lives by becoming a stockbroker. 118 min. (HK) ROCKY BALBOA - (PG) - Sports, Drama, Insult - In this, the sixth Rocky installment, our hero Rocky (still Sylvester Stallone) has grown old and haggard, but decides to take on the current boxing champ because a video game told him he’d win. 102 min. (AP) WE ARE MARSHALL - (PG) - Drama, Sports A true story based on the love of football set in Huntington, West Virginia. I’ll bet Matthew McConaughey can make this predictable plot even more so. 135 min. (KB)

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Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Black Christmas - R - Th-W (12:15, 2:30), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Charlotte’s Web - G - Th-W (12, 2:20), 4:45, 7:05, 9:25 Eragon - PG - Th-W (12:20, 2:40), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55 Good Shepherd - PG13 - Th-W (12:05, 3:35), 7:20 Pursuit of Happyness - PG13 - Th-W (12:50, 3:45), 7, 9:45 We Are Marshall - PG - Th-W (12:30, 3:25), 6:25, 9:35

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Apocalypto - R - Th (12:15, 3:15), 6:30, 9:30; F (1:45), 4:45, 7:35 Charlotte’s Web - G - Th (12:45, 3:05), 6:45, 9, FSa (1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:30, Su (1:30), 4:15, 7:15 Good Shepherd - PG13 - Th (12, 3:45), 7:30, F-W (1), 4:30, 8 Night at the Museum - PG13 - Th (12:30, 3:30), 7, 9:20, F-Sa (1:15), 4:05, 7, 9:45, Su (1:15), 4:05, 7

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Charlotte’s Web - G - Th (1:45, 4:45), 7:30, 9:45, F, M-W (4:45), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45 Good Shepherd - R - F, M-W (4:20), 8, Sa-Su (1), 4:20, 8 Holiday - PG13 - Th only (1, 3:45),6:30, 9:15 Night at the Museum - Th (1:30, 4:30), 7:10, 9:40, F, M-W (4:30), 7:10, 9:35, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:10, 9:40.

Rocky Balboa - PG- Th (1:15, 4), 7, 9:30, F, M-W (4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4, 7, 9:30

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 Apocalypto - R - Th only (3:30), 9:30 Blood Diamond - Th (12:30), 6:30, F, M-W (12, 3:30), 6:30, 9:30, Sa-Su (12), 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 Code Name: The Cleaner - (PG13) - F, M-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:15 Eragon - PG - Th only (1:30, 4), 7, 9:45 We Are Marshall - Th-F, Tu-W (12:30, 3:45), 6:45, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:30), 3:45, 6:45, 9:35

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BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Whirlwind of Evolution Looking ahead, and behind, with indie troubadour Matt Costa Though he’s shared the bill with Jack Johnson, Matt Costa is not your run-of-the-mill, easy-going, cute boy singer-songwriter. First of all, he’s an ex-pro skateboarder, and his sound is reminiscent of 1960’s folk—Donovan definitely comes to mind—with an indie rock edge and pop eclecticism that’s harder to pin down than Oahu’s notorious surfer/guitar slinger /Curious George soundtracker.

Matt Costa Wednesday (Jan. 10), 9 p.m. at Paradice Bluz. Opening acts: Micah Wolf and Anuhea.

Tickets: $15 pre-sale, $20 at door—available at Paradice Bluz and Livewire Café.

But Costa’s developing a Johnsonesque following of his own. Last year he released his album Songs We Sing and promptly toured his ass off. In fact, he’s on tour right now in Australia. I spoke to him by phone, between gigs.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Did you make any New Year’s resolutions this year?

MATT COSTA: Um… I did not. I made a New Year’s resolution to not make any resolutions this year.

Wise. I’ve heard that a lot this year.

What was 2006 like for you, professionally and personally?

It was a whirlwind for both. It was one long road trip.

We went to Europe three times and more

countries than I’d ever been able to name before. We went all over the world so also creatively I was around a lot more musicians, artists—songwriters—than I’d ever been in my entire life. Seeing how collectively they create their sound gave me new perspective on how to elevate what we do with my band.

What was the best thing that happened last year?

That’s too hard to pin down.

Just thinking about the whole year… I guess the single best thing that happened was releasing my record through Brushfire Records, since it was the catalyst for all the touring, you know, the reason for why we got to go everywhere.

What was the worst thing?

The last day of the year ‘cause now we have to start all over again! I don’t know if I can compete with last year. We’re gonna do Australia, then we tour with G. Love in the U.S. until February. I’ve written a lot for the new record, at least half of it. So I guess now there’s more pressure, not that there’s really any pressure. But there is the follow-up, like “how can you top that?”

What do you want to see happen in 2007?

World peace, life on Mars… 2007 is so futuristic sounding, isn’t it? Uh… I’ll be releasing the new record. Basically I’ve always looked at it as a natural evolution, never really jumping too far ahead so I would say, the one thing I wanna get from this year is to stay consistent with being an artist always in a constant state of evolving. I’d like to take all of experience in 2006 and, you know, evolve in 2007. Like I said before, just being around all those people was such a huge inspiration at all sorts of different levels.

I don’t know, I feel like it’s hard taking a whole year... all my goals are always thinking of… when I’m old I just wanna be able to sit on my porch and be able to tell a bunch of good stories and play some songs. As long as I reach there, then that’s my ultimate goal.

For more info, visit www.mattcosta.com or www.myspace.com/mattcostamusic.com.

MTW

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 01/04

Friday 01/05

Saturday 01/06

Kilohana $5, 10pm

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

Classic Hawaiiana No cover, 7:30pm

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Toni Pacino and Danielle Delaunay, $10, 10pm

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Sunday 01/07

Monday 01/08 – Wednesday 01/10

DJ Shark in The Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Martini Night, TUE - New Project, $5, 10pm; WED - Rio Thing, $5, 9:30pm MON - Open Mic Night, No cover; TUE - Anuhea, No cover, 7:30pm

Haiku Hillbillys No cover, 7:30pm Conscious Healing $5, 10pm

DJ Skinny Guy $5, 9:45pm

Mikey Dread $18, 10pm

Voodoo Suns $7, 10pm

COMPADRES

Cheryl Rae Band $15, 10pm

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Flavazone 10pm

E & O TRADING CO.

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

No info

No info

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Mikey Dread $20, 10pm

No info

MON - Wille K; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy; WED - Dolla Bolla w/DJ LX

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Maui Underground No cover, 9pm

BIG SHOWS Shanghai Circus - Friday-Saturday, Jan. 5-6. Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. Fri, 7 p.m.; Sat, 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Olivia and Pennylane - Saturday, Jan. 6. “Winters Always Warmer”—A rock and roll mini tour also featuring Bradley Hathaway, Common Sympathy, David Tamaoka, and End of Fall. $8. 6:30 p.m., Hope Chapel, Kihei. Visit www.THEfurnacemaui.com.

Geoff Mulaur - Saturday, Jan. 6. Folk and blues are what Mulaur is known for. Fellow folk legend Richard Thompson says, “There are only three white blues singers and Geoff is at least two of them.” Tickets: $25, on sale at Bounty Music, 871-1141. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku.

Ram Dass & Frank Ostaseski - Sunday, Jan. 7.

“Dying into Grace” presented by Hospice Maui. Ram Dass and Frank will join in a rare dialogue exploring ways of utilizing the encounter with loss and death to encourage the movement from tragedy to transformation. Tickets: $25. 2:30-6:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Bonnie Raitt - Sunday, Jan. 7. Nine-time Grammy Award winner and Rock-N-Roll Hall of Famer Bonnie Raitt returns to Hawai`i on her 2006 Souls Alike tour.

Let’s give her somethin’ to talk about. Tickets: $55, $45, $35. 7 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 2427469.

Matt Costa - Wednesday, Jan. 10. Matt Costa with special guests Micah Wolf and Anuhea. Indie, folk, other... that’s what myspace said. $20, $15. 8 p.m.

Paradice Bluz, tix avail at Livewire Cafe, 661-4213.

TICKETS ON SALE Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson, part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “little big band” is equally at home with its multi-lingual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky bars. With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse crowd for its performances. Tickets: $40, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Entourage - Jan. 12. Big Mox, Pandamonium, Sir Style, B-Boy Damage, and J-Boogie bring hip hop, reggaeton, hyphy and more. All ages. $12, $10, $7. 510 p.m. Filcom Center, 780 Onehe`e St., Kahului, www.funky4corners.com.

Pipi Holo Ka‘ao - Jan. 13. “Continuing the Story” Three halau interpret, through chant dance and song, some of the stories of Pele that are specific to Maui.

Tickets: $15. 3 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

SOJA - Jan 13. SOJA (Soldiers of Jah Army), Ooklah The Moc w/ Koko, Ben Gali, DJ Boomshot & MC Spence Jah and more. $35, $25. 3 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, Advance tix at: Local Motion (Lahaina & Kihei), Requests (Wailuku), Paradise Audio (Lahaina) & Beach Road Records (Kihei) and www.inticketing.com.

Barefoot Natives - Jan. 13. Willie K and Eric Gilliom: each is a star in his own right on the Hawaiian entertainment scene; together they make one dynamic duo. A fun blend of great music and good humor. Tickets: $10, $28, $37. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Chanticleer - Jan. 14. Hailed by New Yorker magazine as “America’s favorite choral ensemble” and praised by the Los Angeles Times for “luxurious perfection,” the Grammy Award-winning Chanticleer

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Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Wild Rose No cover, 9pm

presents a powerful and unusual exploration of chant and other transcendent vocal expression. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Marga Gomez - Jan. 18. Marga Gomez: “A Line Around The Block.” The story of a Cuban comedian, a Puerto Rican belly dancer, their lesbian spawn, and the American Dream. Critically acclaimed writer-performer Marga Gomez combines her signature blend of hilarious storytellling, emotional muscle, and spirited physicality in a powerful evening of theater.

Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Gregg Allman - Jan. 19. Gregg Allman's most significant contribution to rock's historical record is probably his role as the lead singer, organist, and principle songwriter for the Allman Brothers, the archetypal southern band founded by his older brother Duane in 1969. Tickets: $45, $55, $65. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Augie Tulba - Jan. 19-20. Augie Tulba (a.k.a Augie T.) is the recipient of two Na Hoku Hanohano Awardwinning titles, a Hawai‘i Music Award, and was named Favorite Comedian by Honolulu Weekly, Best Comedy Show by Honolulu Magazine and the Funniest Comic in Hawai‘i by the Star Bulletin. So he’s gotta be good, right? Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Kris Kristofferson - Jan. 20. A special night of acoustic guitar, harmonica and song with a living legend. Kris will perform songs from the past and songs from his new CD This Old Road. Benefit for Hana High School athletics. Tickets: 15, $25, $35. 7:30 p.m.

Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Lovey Dovey - Jan. 20-21. Rose Roselinsky Presents: “It's All About Love” a benefit for Maui OnStage with singing, shmoozing and vignettes. $20.

Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969.

The Temptations - Jan. 21. The Temptations bring the original Motown of 1960’s Detroit: “The Way You Do the Things You Do,” “My Girl,” “Since I Lost My Baby,” “Get Ready,” and more. All of which, you’ll want to sing along to. Tickets: $58, $48, $38. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Richard Goode - Jan. 25. Hailed for music-making of tremendous emotional power, depth and sensitivty, pianist Richard Goode is acknowledged as one of today’s leading interpreters of Beethoven and Mozart, and an artist who illuminates the works of all the composers he performs. Tickets: $40, $30, $10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Jake Shimabukuro - Jan. 25-28. Known for lightning-fast fingers and revolutionary playing techniques, Jake is the young `ukulele virtuoso who shatters musical boundaries as he plays jazz, blues, funk, classical, bluegrass, folk, flamenco, and rock on the little 4-string Island instrument. Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Campbell Brothers - Jan. 28. Pedal steel guitarist Chuck Campbell is the recipient of a National Heritage Fellowship; he and his lap steel-playing brother Darick are two of the finest in the tradition of African-American gospel music, bringing a rich and compelling variety of material from the sanctuary to the concert hall. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Radiators - Feb. 1. The Radiators were born during a transitional period in the New Orleans music scene. This extremely eclectic band, virtually a musical melting pot, created their own sound: “Funky Fish Head Music,” a mixture of blues, R&B, jazz, country, Zydeco, soul, swing, and even gospel. Tickets: $50, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Raiatea Helm & Kaumakaiwa ‘Lopaka’ Kanaka‘ole - Feb. 2. The MACC Presents, “Local Voices-Mele Series” with Raiatea Helm & Kaumakaiwa ‘Lopaka’ Kanaka‘ole. Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio

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Judy's Gang - Feb. 3. Judy Ridolfino presents over 100 dancers in Judy's Gang, performing their annual tap and jazz revue to a theme about transportation. Tickets: $12, $11. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Mike Daisey - Feb. 8. “Stories From the Atlantic Night Café.” Mike Daisey has been called “the master storyteller” and “one of the finest solo performers of his generation” by the New York Times for his extemporaneous monologues. Daisey is a fierce storyteller: one minute hilarious, the next minute sweet with a fine-tuned ear for digression. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Every Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:307 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:308 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, 665-1114.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 05 Go Smokeless - The American Lung Association is seeking volunteers to hand out info and “quit smoking survival kits” to the lucky folks giving up cigarettes this year. Volunteer, or pick up the kit. 5:307:30 a.m. Queen K Center, 244-5110.

SATURDAY, JANUARY 06 Coastal Walk - A guided walk through the Waihe`e coastal dunes refuge, the site of the old Waihe`e Dairy. Free. 9-11 a.m. 244-5263.

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening ejoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 07 Mana`o Acoustic - Upcountry Sundays hosted by Mana`o Radio, with John Moore, Vince Esquire and Anuhea Jenkins. $7. 2 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - Every Sun. The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

Sundown Lounge - Disco, funk and house for your listening enjoyment. 8 p.m.-12 a.m. Le Cafe Cafe, Kihei, 879-4700.

MONDAY, JANUARY 08 Community Meeting - Kihei Community Association hosts a community meeting on Malulani Hospital.

6:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-5390.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 09 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents.

8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

Action Team - Kalama Park Action Team Meeting to develop and maintain a safe, clean, beautiful, inviting, user-friendly gathering place through community involvement, projects and advocacy. 3:30 p.m. Kihei Community Center, 270-7765 or 891-2348.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10 Tango - Classes start this Wed. Argentinean beginning Tango Dance class: learn the intoxicating, passionate, challenging and exciting art of Tango. For

WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: South Seas Island Magic with Henry Allen. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours.

244-5911.

Shark Sleepover - Sat, Jan. 6. Maui Ocean Center hosts a keiki sleepover. Fun and educational. Grades 3-8. $55. Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075.

LECTURE Reading & Writing - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Say No to Toxics - Thu, Jan. 4. “Toxic Round Up,” how to avoid toxic exposure on all levels. 9:30-11:30 a.m., The Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-3113.

Strategic Planning - Wed, Jan. 10. Join personal and professional life coach Susan Kim, as she presents “Strategic planning with purpose.” 12-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center (MCBRC), Maui Mall, 873-8247.

ENVIRONMENTAL Habitat Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263.

Recycle Trees - Sat, Jan. 6. Celebrate Tree Recycling Day. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Kihei: Kalama Park. Kahului: Papa Avenue Soccer Field. Pukalani: Hannibal Tavares Community Center. Haiku: Haiku Community Center.

270-7880.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Free Tai Chi - Mon and Fri, through January. Classes will focus on persons who may want to learn to be Tai Chi trainers throughout Maui. Participants are not required to become trainers. Free. 12 p.m., State Building, High St., Wailuku, 270-7755 or 270-7383.

PGA Tour - Jan. 4-7. Who needs Tiger anyway?

Mercedes-Benz Championship. Kapalua Plantation Course, 669-2440 or 877-772-5425.

STAGE Auditions - Thu-Sat, Jan. 4-6. MAPA invites all actors, singers, and dancers to audition for Gilbert & Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance. Thu and Fri, 6-8 p.m.; Sat, 1-4 p.m. at Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 244-8760 x224.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194.

McKenna Hallett - Every Fri in Jan. “Preserving Unexpected Art.” Meet MacKenna Hallett, to whom a scrap metal yard is always filled with piles of unexpected art. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 667-9898.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 01/04 ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Karaoke

JACQUES

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

L Dog 10pm

MON - Closed; TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm

Q103 $6, 10pm

Sirus B Posse $5, 10pm

DJ Brother Dave No cover, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Dave Carroll 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

Sunday 01/07

Monday 01/08 – Wednesday 01/10

MON - Crunch Pups, $5, 10pm; WED - DJ Cronic, No cover, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Karaoke

El Nino 6pm

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

LIFE’S A BEACH

Karaoke

Kenny Roberts 6pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

Karaoke

Jared 6pm

KIMO’S

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

Saturday 01/06

DJ El Gato w/guest $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Friday 01/05

DJ mix 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm

Rampage 9pm

Dub Rockers

Vince Esquire

Crunch Pups 9pm

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa and Shawn, 9pm; WED - Malik & Stripbeat, 9pm

Avi Kiriaty - Sun, Jan. 7. Polynesian painting veteran displays peices to be auctioned. Proceeds from the sale of these pieces will be donated to the Kapalua School of Art. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., The Art School at 800 Office Rd., Kapalua, 281-6695.

POETRY Poets Society - Thu, Jan. 4. Maui Live Poets Society hold open poetry readings every first Thurs. of the month. 6:30 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 661-0517.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

Poetry Readings - Tue, Jan. 9. Read your own or someone elses poetry in any style. 6:30-7:45 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

TV/RADIO Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m., Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a one-hour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m., KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Howard Ahia.

Mon, Fri, The Carroll Brothers; Wed, Hau Phat. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.

Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 4:30-

7:30 p.m.; Sat, Glen Kakugawa, 5-8 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor.

All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Terri Garrison.

Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu, Irish Christmas Caberet, 7;30 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Celtic Tigers7 pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Wed, Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 8759983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

Zuihao - Fri, Howard Ahia. 4-8 p.m.; Wed, Arma-Dillo, 4-7 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m., Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:3011:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:15-9:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Scott Baird; Fri, Larry Golis; Sat, Steve Sargenti; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson.

Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tavagan; Sun, Ray Gooliak; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Ray Gooliak. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m.

Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 01/04 LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 01/06

Sunday 01/07

Monday 01/08– Wednesday 01/10

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Erin Smith 9:30pm

LONGHI’S LULU’S

Friday 01/05

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

MANANA GARAGE

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 8-11pm;

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Salsa Night No cover, 10pm

MON - Neto and Salsa Dancing, No cover, 10pm; WED - Live Music, No cover, 10pm

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

No info

No info

No info

No info

No info

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Erin Smith

Midnight Lounge

Saturday Night Live

Roots Night

MON - Menege a Trois; $5 TUE - Karaoke; WED - Dollar Live

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party No Cover, 9pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

John Moore Project No cover, 9:30pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

UNISAN

JANUARY 4, 2007

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

Kona Wind Band $3, 9pm

Haiku Hillbillys $3, 9pm

WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

WED - Jazz Night, $5, 8-11pm

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

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Comedy Show $5, 9:30pm

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) It’s frightening to consider the future we’re setting ourselves up for, and to imagine how today’s problems will only multiply and compound themselves as time goes on. Your difficulties are something like those facing humanity and our society: they’re actually easier to solve today than they ever will be again. Not that they’re easy now, but ignoring them won’t erase them. The longer you wait, the more complex and difficult to fix they’ll become.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) To a young child, magic appears possible simply because they’re not quite sure how reality works.

A friend of mine imagined that he could somehow grow up to be Wonder Woman. That seemed perfectly viable to him. Gradually, as we grow up, adults teach us the concept of impossibility, roping off what’s available to us, bit by bit. Eventually we call this limited perspective “being realistic.” That’s lameass crap. Realism is for losers. Everyone who’s ever done something amazing did it despite the fact that people told them it was “impossible.” This week, keep that in mind before you rope off every dream you (and those you love) ever had.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Cold weather’s a lot more pleasurable with someone to share it with. Instead of viewing it as a harsh time that limits your options, consider it a chance to indulge in pleasures unavailable to you at other times of the year; cuddling under a quilt with someone sweet and a cup of cocoa would be a drag at the height of summer, but it’s ace now. Try it. In fact, try anything and everything that might transform the present moment from simply bearable to brilliant. If you don’t learn this knack, you’ll be just as unhappy come summer, because it’s too damn hot and you miss wearing your favorite sweater.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) As if the last couple weeks, with all that holiday business, weren’t stressful enough, now you’ll be hit with a whole new flavor of stress, and it’ll be one you’d rather didn’t exist, like pistachio-melon or bubble-gum walnut. Unfortunately, there’s no easy out here, so it’s grin-chew-swallow-grin all the way.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Everyone’s exploring new ways to commit to each other. Old-school marriages don’t often work, because they involve (at least for most of our grandparents) an awful lot of lying, deceit and self-deception. These days, we all want to have our cake and eat it, too. We want honesty and openness, but that involves acknowledging that our actual desires rarely fit neatly into perfect, box-shaped relationships, at least not for more than a few years. Sometimes really being each other’s perfect partners means being sexually open, or sharing intimacy with more than one other person, or otherwise stretching our preprogrammed ideas about what love and commitment really mean. This week, work on that.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’ve been known to overdose on forgiveness, and I usually counsel you to cool it before you start doling out sixth and seventh chances. But this week, I rescind that general advice. Go hog wild, Mother Theresa. Extend forgiveness to anyone who honestly asks for it, whether it’s their second, fifth, or twenty-third chance. You’re allowed to be cynical, of course, and believe that you’ll probably get burned again.

In fact, acknowledging that likelihood makes your act of compassion all the more beautiful. It also gives that one person who’s really ready to try something new a chance to actually do it, with your blessing making all the difference.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You’re such a generous comfort to the people around you. How many times have you talked people (figuratively) down from high jumping places, or dragged someone up from the dumpster behind your building? You’re a natural diplomat, comforter, and shoulder to cry on. When, however, was the last time you allowed yourself to be rescued or otherwise reassured? You shouldn’t go out of your way this week to require consolation or rescue—but if you do happen to need someone to tell you that everything’s going to be alright, please, please ask for it, won’t you?

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) I can usually trust a Scorpio to be relatively unmotivated by money. You might have a lot of other ulterior motives, but pure profit is usually pretty far down your priority list. That’s why your actions of late have confused me, because they seem, at least on the surface, to be motivated by something akin to monetary gain, at the expense of much more valuable ideals. Is there something more to your recent actions? Or was it a momentary lapse in judgment? This week, fix whatever’s wrong: our perceptions or your actions.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) I need help letting go, Sag. I’ve come to you because you’re as close to an expert on the subject as we’ve got. Surely, you’ve got some amazing tricks up your sleeve in this department. We’re hopeless.

Even when we know release is the only choice, sometimes we just keep hanging on. What should we do when desire overwhelms rationality? How do you let go when you really don’t want to? This week, you’re the teacher, imparting this crucial skill to those of us in need of it. What’s your secret? Clue us in, won’t you?

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I don’t do the whole New Year’s resolutions thing. And I never really have. In the past, they were more like gentle one-word reminders that I’d then type into my cell phone display so that every time I made a call, I’d be compelled to “smile” or “breathe” or “dontkillanyonetodaywhomightbemissed.”

But if I were going to make one—a resolution—this would be the year to do it because last year sucked balls. Big, hairy, rotten-pineapple-and-refining-bagasse smelling balls. The kind that made me want to bite cars and body-slam windmills.

Not that there weren’t good things that happened last year as well. Of course it can always be worse. And I am still alive and healthy, after all. But hear me out.

I guess 2006 was difficult because it was a year of endless endings, without the transformative sun-breaking-through-the-clouds bit that’s supposed to follow. Yes, my grandmother passed away, three of my closest friends moved to the mainland, my Jeep blew up, and the family dog had to be put down.

But that’s not all. It wasn’t just the bad stuff that made this past year so challenging. There were closures, too—of past relationships and the apparent end of my free-wheelin’ singledom. And I hate to say it but you know it’s true: when all your friends are getting married, buying houses and birthing babies while you’re still trying to figure out how you’re gonna pay rent and save money for the future—a future seemingly filled with cats and a leaky tin roof— it can be a little overwhelming.

You might be thinking, “Get over it, Holoholo Girl! This is life! Stop feeling sorry for yourself!” And well, you might be absolutely right. And for that, you suck.

But you’d be missing the point. If those things that happened were just events that required no contemplation, no self-analytical checkpoints to gauge my spiritual, emotional and intellectual evolution—if they were arbitrary events occurring over a reasonable period of time, I feel as though I would grieve appropriately and move on.

You remember Sex and the City? I don’t have to tell you how much I loved the show, or that the Sugar Shack girls and I would plan our weekends around marathons of it or that I still watch old episodes occasionally. But there was one thing that really irked me about its demise, or rather, how it ended.

The series finale featured Carrie, the main character, leaving uncertainty and an unstable artist in Paris for her “one true love,” Mr. Big in New York.

Although it’s implied that New York City is what actually completes her, it’s more obvious to the viewer that by finally uniting Carrie with Mr. Big, the chapter closes. Nothing more needs to be said.

What bothered me about the show’s ending is that it inferred Carrie’s journey stopped—her endless quest for truth was over and her quixotic life neatly wrapped up in a Prada package with matching Chanel ribbon—as soon as she found love. She got her man and that’s what any single, successful, smart woman wants in the end. Isn’t it?

I couldn’t disagree more. And maybe this is part of my problem.

My fear last year when I was single was that if I continued to run around like a crazy drunken harlot in a bustier, sure I’d have adequate material to write about but I wouldn’t be present enough to know how to take it—writing this column, mainly—to the next level. When I became enveloped in a bubble of love that stopped time for a moment, I was present but missing out on the process of discovery so crucial for entertaining column fodder.

And so it seems my struggle right now is to somehow find a happy medium in which I can appreciate a mature relationship while branching out independently and enriching my personal and professional growth. To be in love and yet, still searching and reaching and writing about the sociological significance of drunks in bars. And to stop watching so much goddamned TV. I’ll figure it out. Have faith. And keep those drinks coming.

Oh, so what is the resolution I would make this year? Hmm… I’m guessing it would be smile, breathe and don’t kill anyone today who might be missed.

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