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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR THE DEMOCRATIC WAY It is very sad that our once upon a time Democratic Senators are now voting with the Republicans (“Party People: what it means to be a Democrat in Hawai’i,” Nov. 17, 2005).

Both Senators [Daniel] Inouye and [Daniel] Akaka voted yes to cut Medicare, Medicaid, student loans and other programs to help the poor. Later in the day both Inouye and Akaka voted with the Republicans to end a filibuster so the Senate could then vote to drill in the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge.

Fortunately, enough Republicans voted with the Democrats to continue the filibuster. But no thanks to Inouye and Akaka.

What’s happened to our two Senators that they are now voting with the Republicans? They should explain their votes! One theory is that they want the Akaka Bill to be favorably voted on so badly, that they are now willing to kowtow to the Republicans to gain favor. To cut Medicare and Medicaid for Hawai’i’s elderly people and to destroy the Arctic Refuge in hopes that someday the Akaka Bill will be passed is unforgivable! This could go on for years.

As long as the Republicans know they can always count on Inouye and Akaka to vote with them until the Akaka Bill is finally voted on, why should the Republicans ever allow the Akaka Bill to be voted on?

Every Hawaiian whose Medicare and Medicaid is being cut should write a letter to Inouye and Akaka demanding an explanation!

What’s next? Will they vote with the Republicans to cut taxes for the rich while the national debt is going through the roof?

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on “The Homeless in Maui” and Toni Polancy’s “Help for the Homeless.” I have a “sense” you would be interested in my plans to utilize my specific knowledge of Cosmic Forces (“Identified by Numbers”) to help pinpoint the real causes of the current teen suicide epidemic in America, a ridiculous tragedy.

I was contacted—prior to coming to Hawai’i—to help due to the vital information I uncovered (discovered?) and documented over twenty years ago on the “Mysterious forces that trigger events” in peoples lives. But more important, I now have the logical alternative to “ignorance of the cause and timing” which lends to medical subjugation and—too many times lately—teen suicide.

I will share this knowledge at the press party along with my specific plans and unique donation to help the National Public Radio and TV stations in Hawai’i raise sorely needed operating funds cut off by the present administration.

-Jack Tafoya, “recent Maui resident”

CORRECTIONS It should have been noted in the Dec. 29, 2005 article “My Meeting” that the proposed Wailea 670 project received zoning approval in 1992 and Maui County Planning Commission approval in 2001. Also, project spokesman Charlie Jencks should have been identified as a member and past president of the Maui Contractors Association.

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Eh, roofer guy: thanks for doing such a bum job on my house. What would have been great, though, is if you’d actually finished the work I hired you to do. You accepted my payment to you, but then just walked off the job like you were done. Let me tell you something—you weren’t even close to done. I just hope the next homeowner stupid enough to think about hiring you does a background check before giving you a dime.

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Fire in the Hole Maui Planners move to restrict the DeCoite landfill in Ma’alaea One of Maui’s nastiest environmental accidents occurred last July 3. That’s when the DeCoite Construction and Demolition (C&D) landfill in Ma’alaea caught fire.

Heavy plumes of smoke forced Maui Police to close North Kihei Road from Honoapi’ilani Highway to the MokulelePi’ilani intersection for hours. To keep noxious smoke and odors from filling their lungs and homes, Ma’alaea residents braved the summer heat by closing their doors and windows. It took firefighters nearly nine hours to put out the blaze.

It wasn’t the first time the landfill ignited. On April 18, 2004 a subsurface fire broke out in the landfill that inundated the Ma’alaea community with fumes and black smoke. Six years earlier, on Jan. 26, 1998, a similar fire broke out and took weeks to extinguish.

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The dump in question Ma’alaea Community Association (MCA), knows all about the dump and the occasional fires. He’s complained to county officials that his neighbors have suffered from these blazes: breathing difficulties, headaches, eye irritation, congestion and coughing.

That’s why it wasn’t surprising seeing Riebling at the Jan. 10, 2006 Maui Planning Commission hearing. The agenda included a permit extension for the DeCoite C&D Landfill, and Riebling stood as the main testifier, asking that the county consider a host of special conditions before granting any permit extension. As it happened, Planning Director Mike Foley had already agreed to many of Riebling’s suggestions.

“We are pleased that Director Foley has addressed many of our considerations, Riebling said. “In particular, we welcome the broadening of the definition of combustion in the Special Conditions to include surface, as well as subsurface events because both can generate toxic substances.”

The dump opened in 1996 and certainly seemed like a good idea at the time. It’s the old Pu’uhele cinder cone—one of four small eruptions centers that formed long after the main West Maui volcano went dormant.

“The cinder cone was heavily mined during the 1940’s as a source of rock for the U.S. military,” testified Rory Frampton, a land use planner from Chris Hart and Partners working on behalf of Decoite Trucking, the dump operator.

The excavation eliminated the original cinder cone and left a 100-foot-deep pit nearly 10 acres in size. Labeled an “attractive nuisance,” Frampton said the open puka was a public danger that would have cost landowner Alexander & Baldwin $8 million to $10 million to fill in.

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was that any type of combustion event occurring in the pit—either on the surface or beneath—should trigger mandatory actions on the operator’s part. He also asked that the operator notify an MCA representative and the rest of the community in writing within 24 hours of any combustion event. As it happened, the Planning Department met him halfway, ordering Decoit to verbally alert residences within 24 hours of an incident but allowing seven days for the sending of written notices.

Riebling also suggested that all types of fires trigger sampling and reporting requirements, not just subsurface combustion. But when Frampton suggested that only a subsurface fire should trigger toxic samplings, the commissioners agreed. Though they did stipulate that the test must be done within 30 days of a fire.

And the commission rebuffed Riebling’s request that permit extensions last for just two years. Agreeing that Decoite was working to prevent future fires and to ensure the safety of Maui residents, the commission approved a decade extension.

But all that could prove irrelevant. As the only construction dump on Maui, the Decoite Construction and Demolition Landfill is about to get a massive influx of junk once the Kapalua Bay hotel, Royal Lahaina, Maui Lu and Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort all get torn down. In fact, at the hearing Foley asked Decoite consultant Stephen Joseph what the projected capacity of the dump would be when factoring in these future demolitions and remodels.

“No one has considered this,” Joseph said.

“I bet the lifespan would be considerably shortened with such an increase caused by the demo of these major hotels.”

Great news, said Riebling. “Anything which would accelerate the rate at which it is filled up and closed would be regarded as beneficial,” he said. MTW

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Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle told reporters on Jan. 5, 2006 during her trip to Manila: “The Philippines in many ways is a first line of defense for us, so the cooperation among the defense forces here is very important.”

What she didn’t say: U.S. foreign policy has rarely been expressed both so eloquently and so very bizarrely. Much like President George W. Bush, who loves to tell the American people that we’re fighting a bloody guerilla war in Iraq so we won’t have to fight “terrorists” at home, Lingle speaks of the Philippines as a kind of trip-wire, bravely fighting off an assault by terrorists/insurgents/evil-doers to the last man, giving us time to pack up the kids and the SUV and head to safer shores.

Yet like Bush, she neglects to say why the Filipino people—or the Iraqi people, for that matter—agreed to turn their own country into our defense zone.

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THURSDAY, JAN. 5 So the state Auditor is really putting in overtime doing all these audits. The latest, plugged in today’s Pacific Business News, says the state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) doesn’t provide proper leadership over its Division of Conservation and Resources Enforcement (DOCARE), which has the thankless job of patrolling state-controlled lands. According to the report, DOCARE officers “rarely patrol the state’s waterways in available boats,” must deal with a 50 percent workload increase without a corresponding staff increase

and find their time taken up by paperwork instead of actual law enforcement in the field.

But somehow through it all, Maui DOCARE officers have managed to lead the state in average enforcement actions each year.

Forgive me, but all this sounds a tad familiar to me. I know I’ve read it somewhere before…

Oh, of course: it was the point of our Dec. 8, 2005 cover story “Those who DOCARE” by Cheryl Ambrozic-Mooz that profiled numerous DOCARE officers who were willing to put on the record their complaints that tight budgets are preventing them from doing their jobs.

How silly of me to forget.

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Great news for rich people! The Maui County Council just approved Maui Land & Pineapple’s big Kapalua Mauka plan! It wasn’t a complete blowout for the land king—just a 6-3 vote of approval—but it was more than enough to get the big resort expansion on its 20-year way. Was there ever really any doubt that the company would get its chance to build another 690 condos and homes for the wealthy and powerful? Or that the county would let it get away with building its mandatory affordable homes somewhere other than Kapalua Mauka, so the rich people who do live there don’t have to deal with unsightly working-class types— most of whom will be MLP employees anyway?

SATURDAY, JAN. 7 Pink just got married? To a guy? Go figure.

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washed up on our shores. Put much too simply, Abramoff was until last year a Type A, highpowered devil-may-care Republican lobbyist who took many millions of dollars from Indian tribes and other clients and then allegedly bribed a boatload of congressmen, most but not all of which are Republicans. For instance, our own Democratic Senator Daniel Inouye and Congressman Neil Abercrombie took Abramoff money. Anyway, citing Abramoff’s recent guilty plea on charges of tax evasion, fraud and conspiracy, Governor Linda Lingle announced she’s returning $4,000 she’s taken from Abramoff and his lobbying firm since late 2003 (Inouye has said he’s giving back the $6,000 he got from Abramoff, but Abercrombie’s insisting he’s going to keep his $2,000). My only question is why Lingle—and Inouye, for that matter—is giving the dough away now. Why not back in June 2005, when the U.S. Senate Indian Affairs Committee reported that Abramoff spent money given to

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So tonight Charlie Jencks finally got a county Land Use Committee hearing his big Wailea 670—oops, I think I’m supposed to call it Honua’ula, which translates as either “red earth” or “dark sugar cane,” depending on which dictionary you check out and whether you get off on this kind of marketing—project that seeks to build 1,400 new homes in Wailea.

As Jencks likes to point out, the new development will have 350 affordable homes. Or put another way, it will have 1,050 unaffordable homes. Anyway, the point is that it will have a lot of homes, as well as the added bonus of an as-yet not really specified source of water. Let the good times roll! You know, we really need this Wailea 670. There just aren’t enough rich people living on Maui. Ask anyone. I mean, Maui Land & Pineapple’s Kapalua Mauka will help, but who knows when that will go through.

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Lingle may not have Abramoff’s money to play with anymore, but if the Hawai’i Democratic Party continues to find new ways to define the term “hapless,” she won’t need it. Yup, the state party lost another of its potential candidates to run against Lingle this weekend. According to today’s Honolulu Advertiser, former Honolulu Police Chief Lee Donohue opted out of the race after determining that he was going to have to raise money to pay for the campaign. This whittles down the number of potential Lingle adversaries to two, one of which—Hawai’i County Mayor Harry Kim—is actually a Republican. But hey! There’s still nine full months of potential campaigning before the election! That’s plenty of time to draft someone, plaster his or her face all over the state and cut a half-dozen awkward commercials in which he or she talks about life-long dreams of being governor. They could even do a debate or two! Oh yeah, Lingle’s toast.

TUESDAY, JAN. 10 So the DLNR just announced that they want $92 million in fiscal year 2007—a $15 million increase over what they’re getting this year.

You think this has anything to do with that recent state audit saying the department has a week enforcement branch?

Anthony Pignataro is currently working on a sequel to the 1993 movie Swing Kids, tentatively titled Swing Adults, which deals with littleknown German efforts to introduce swing dancing to Stalingrad during World War II. MTW

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The new 2006 state Department of Land and Natural Resources calendar is out, and it’s hardly surprising that the old Alexander and Baldwin Foundation is one of its biggest sponsors. And this week we also learned that developer Everett Dowling—who’s going to build million-dollar condos right on the beautiful Makena shore—has without a trace of irony signed on to sponsor the upcoming Maui Coastal Land Trust’s “Buy Back the Beach” luau. Brilliant! MTW

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Bangkok economics student Panupol Sujjayakorn interrupted his studies in November to defend his World Scrabble Championship in London, one of many non-English-speaking competitors who achieved top-of-the-line ranking by memorizing up to 100,000 words in English without ever knowing their meanings. Like the others, reported the Chronicle of Higher Education, Mr. Panupol learned first those premium words that overuse the prominent Scrabble letter tiles like “aureolae.” Alas, this time around, a native English speaker, Dr. Adam Logan, a number theory researcher, won the title, building actual words like “qanat” and “euripi.”

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In November in Murfreesboro, Tenn., U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs bureaucrats Joseph Haymond and Natalie Coker were charged with taking kickbacks from suppliers on government purchases of 100,000 rolls of red tape. The tape is distinctive, red “security” tape used on packages of VA pharmaceuticals. And according to a November Washington Post profile of federal examiner Russell Stormer, the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has, since 1790, granted about 30,000 patents to people who have imagined unique ways to reinvent the wheel, or at least improve upon it.

In November, engineering student Mischa Beutling, 22, became the most recent rape defendant to profess innocence by impossibility, arguing that his penis is simply too large to have committed the crime. Beutling, who stands 6-7 and weighs 240 pounds, called a urologist to the stand in Newmarket, Ontario, to testify that Beutling’s is 8 1/2 inches long “semi-relaxed” and 6 1/2 inches in circumference and that a woman who has not given birth could not accommodate it without serious injury. In December, a judge named Margaret Eberhard found Beutling guilty.

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THIS HAPPENED IN UTAH? The land developer Bigg Homes, creator of the Eagle Mountain community near Salt Lake City, touted in its online promotional materials the fact that the development’s “[b]lack race population percentage (is) significantly below state average.” After hearing complaints, Bigg co-owner David Adams removed the phrase in November, blaming the agency that designed Bigg’s materials. Whoever wrote the phrase must have thought that Utah’s “state average” of 1.3 blacks per 100 was somehow suffocating. MTW

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Children’s Crusade It was 1982. I was 18 and snotty and wanted to see the world. And so, a few days after a brief chat with an army recruiter I rode the bus to downtown Dayton to take the Armed Forces Qualifying Test.

The math, I remember, was at about a fifth-grade level. My biggest challenge was remembering material that I’d digested years earlier. But the guys around me were visibly struggling, sighing and staring vacantly at the acoustical tiles suspended from the ceiling. My mom’s phone rang a few days later. It was my recruiter.

“I’ve got to tell you, we haven’t seen scores like this in years,” he said. “We can offer you an amazing career. We can guarantee you a fast-track to full officer. We’ll station you anywhere you want. You can write your own ticket.”

“What about this text in the enlistment agreement, where you say you can send me anywhere?”

“Oh, that’s just technical. Nothing to worry about.”

Uh-huh. He may have been lying about my “unprecedented” test scores, but I knew they’d send me to whichever unappealing war zone most suited their needs.

Still, I was flattered by their interest in me. I’d just finished a grueling freshman year at Columbia, where I was one of the dumbest students in most of my engineering classes. After having been ranked first in calculus during high school, it was a brutal fall from grace. The Army might be my chance to shine—a world where many of my peers were likely to be, well, stupid.

Then I had a dream, perhaps inspired by some movie I’d since forgotten, placing me under a driving rain, obviously at boot camp, being ordered by a sergeant to perform an absurd number of push-ups. I hate push-ups. Finally, in clichéed form, I suggested that he have sex with himself.

The scene flashed forward to my courtmartial for insubordination. When I awoke I knew that I wasn’t suited for military life. I had always chafed under discipline, even when it was meted out by someone I respected. My response could prove disastrous were I to find myself ordered around by the wrong person.

As I write this now, at 42, I’m a different person. I know I could handle the same Army I shunned at 18. I’ve tolerated idiotic bosses and uncomfortable living arrangements and I understand that hierarchy is required to maintain a cohesive organization. I’m in better physical condition than I’ve ever been. I know when to keep my mouth shut.

Moreover, I’m aware that the military exists to open and protect markets for big

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corporations and to conquer and control regions with energy resources. The United States, instead of promoting democracy, is the single greatest enemy of democracy and self-determination in the world, repeatedly supporting dictators and overthrowing elected regimes. And I know that wars kill. I’ve watched war transform sentient human beings into boxes of freight.

But I’m smarter now because I’m 42.

Eighteen-year-olds? They have no business entering the military.

On Jan. 2, 2006 The New York Times profiled Katherine Jordan, an 18-year-old Army recruit from rural Kansas who, when she’d enlisted a year before, had doubted the war would continue. Now she was preparing to ship off to fight in Iraq. Reading her comments emptied a pit in my stomach.

“I don’t know the facts [about the war in Iraq] as much as I should,” said Private Jordan. “What I know is that we’re protecting our country still. We’re concentrating on keeping insurgents away from the United States.”

Most 18-year-olds have lived their entire lives in the same community. Few have traveled abroad, held a full-time job or been forced by experience to understand that death means that you’re really gone forever and you’re never coming back and your body rots away and everyone stops talking about you. Fewer still comprehend that wars that are pumped up as glorious soon turn sour, that people come home without arms and legs, that veterans are forgotten and disposable and frequently sleep outside.

Congress agrees that 18-year-olds aren’t mature enough to drink alcohol. Rental car agencies refuse to lease automobiles to 24-yearolds. Surely military service, in which a citizen may be ordered to blast people to bits with heavy ordnance, requires more maturity than consuming a Miller Lite or piloting a Ford Focus down an Interstate highway. Conversely, soldiers take extraordinary risks.

They should possess sufficient life experience to understand and accept those risks before being permitted to undertake them.

Congress ought to raise the minimum age of military service to at least 30.

Not only do older recruits make better soldiers—ask any officer—they’ll be more realistic veterans after the fighting ends. MTW

By far the one Maui County liquor rule that chafes at local bars and restaurants the most is the prohibition against “over-service.” That’s the ever popular “Thou shalt not serve alcohol to someone who’s already intoxicated.”

Licensees come up with all sorts of excuses why this rule is either unfair or impossible, and some of them make sense.

They say some people can mask their drunkenness, making it difficult to tell when it’s time to say when. And they say it’s rare for the LC to present evidence showing conclusively that a customer was actually, undeniably intoxicated when he or she was served.

But except on rare occasions—we’re thinking Moose McGillycuddy’s back in December 2005—the island’s liquor licensees never fight over-service accusations. They bitch and moan in private, but when it comes time to face the Liquor Control Board of Adjudication, they plead No Contest and suck up a fine.

Case in point is the Sly Mongoose. A small, working class bar located in Lahaina’s industrial section, the Goose found itself on the wrong end of an over-service rap back in early 2005 when three of its customers wound up in an automobile accident. One of the passengers, who had a blood alcohol content of 0.19 and wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, died at the scene.

At first, Sly Mongoose owner Hana Rawlings opted to fight the charge. She appeared without an attorney at the August 2005 Adjudication Board hearing pleading Not Guilty to three counts related to the incident. But because the prosecution found itself unprepared to go forward with the case, the board very helpfully gave it a five-month delay. Had Rawlings brought an attorney, she could have forcefully argued that the board was showing preferential treatment to the prosecution and possibly got all the charges thrown out.

As the months ticked by, Rawlings changed her approach.

She fired the bartender who had been on duty the night in question and switched to a No Contest plea. But during her Jan. 5, 2006 hearing, she bungled her defense and never told the board she’d fired her bartender—a move the board loves to hear in these types of cases. Probably figuring she wasn’t serious about preventing further trouble, they fined her $2,000.

-Anthony Pignataro

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Or, how you can play cowboy and shoot up the Old West right here on Maui

It was a scorching hot Saturday on the West Side.

Driving into the Ukumehame Firing Range, I noticed a group of four men and one woman sitting and talking beneath the only shade around. Over on the left side of the range I saw three other gentlemen walking around what looked a stagecoach and prairie wagon as well as a series of low walls topped with sandbags.

Everyone was dressed like a Wild West cowboy. I have to admit, they looked dapper.

These are the Maui Marshals, the island’s only “Cowboy Action Shooting Group.” This may sound like some hokey gathering for people with too much time on their hands, but there’s actually much more to it.

Cowboy Action Shooting is a timed, competitive sport in which participants shoot a variety of targets. It requires a great deal of preparation and imagination, as participants must also choose an alias—an alter ego, really—that’s suitable for a character or profession in the late 19th century.

This character can come from anywhere, including well-known Hollywood Western stars or entirely fictional characters. The only rule is that each participant has to have a different alias. From the characters I met that Saturday, that wasn’t going to be a problem.

Some, like Darning Daisy and her husband Doctor Who, decided to do it as an activity they enjoyed together. Others like Lobo Negro, Bad Burt, Buckshot Slaughter, Longhair and Rolling Bird do it for the camaraderie and the chance to fire off single-action guns. And characters like Cyclone Drifter do it simply because it

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gives him a chance to dress like an oldtime cowboy.

After a participant has chosen a persona, he or she then has to find the proper clothing. This sounds staggeringly difficult for someone on Maui, but you’d be surprised at the number of commerical traditional western clothing suppliers on the web. Thrift stores are also an option when looking for ideas.

It doesn’t have to be extravagant. Levis, Wranglers and Lee denim or cotton work shirts with button fronts are simple styles of shirts worn in the late 1800’s.

Outlawed are short sleeve shirts, modern feathered cowboy hats like a “Shady Brady” used in the 1970’s, contemporary shooting gloves, ball caps, tennis shoes and any designer jeans or clothes displaying logos. And come hell or high water, you better believe no varmint is going to wear any Velcro.

When I saw Cyclone Drifter (obviously not his real name) on that Saturday, he was dressed mostly in black and wore a trimmed mustache. He had a pleasant disposition and spoke with ease. He spoke of his appreciation for western apparel and how much he enjoyed the sound of the bullets hitting the steel targets. In the beginning, he said, “I might not have shot too good but I looked good shooting.”

The Maui Marshals are very welcoming to newcomers. Members are more than willing to support anyone who shows up on a Saturday, even if she shows up in a ball cap and tennis shoes. In fact, anyone who does show up is pretty much obligated to join in. And yes, even I had to when I showed up on that Saturday.

Now—and here I have to make a small disclosure—most people might think that I would be pretty handy with a pistol since my father is the Maui Marshals’ Territorial Governo. But when I dropped

by I was something awful.

If I had to choose a period character to portray, I would prefer someone like Ethel Waxham, the teacher and poet of the Wild West who did very little shooting. But as A Cowboy’s Guide to Life says, “There’s no place ‘round the campfire for a quitter’s blanket.”

The sport’s focus, the Marshals told me, is safety and fun. A lot of it is on safety, really. In fact, they said there’s never been a serious accident in the history of Cowboy Action Shooting. For instance, the ammunition they use is “downloaded,” meaning it’s a lighter weight and uses less powder than more traditional ammunition.

That helps ensure safety when shooting at

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steel targets.

The Marshals use firearms distinctive to the period of roughly 1850 through 1890. Most are replica firearm. In all, they use single-action revolvers, pistol caliber lever action rifles and pump or double barrel shotguns.

The stages are set in well-known Old West styles like the saloon or outhouse. Participants will use all four of the above-mentioned firearms during the action. The steel targets are called “reactive” because they allow everyone to hear hits and misses.

Basically, participants go through a course of fire using two pistols, one after the other, then they shoot the rifle and finally they take out the shotgun. The whole sequence is timed and precise scores are kept. The object is to go through the course and fire as rapidly and as accurately as possible.

At one point on that Saturday I asked Lobo Negro to explain the whole action scenerio. His spurs jingled as he got comfortable and told me about the last State Annual Shoot, The Great Pineapple Roundup.

“Well see, you’re sittin’ on the john and you look out the half moon in the door and you see some guys pulling into camp and they start messing with the cook,” he said. “And you don’t want anyone fooling with the coosie. So you holler through the half moon, ‘Stop messin’ with the cook.’

You then pick up your rifle, which happens to be next to you, and you blast 10 bad guys through the half moon.

“You then see that there’s more trouble out there and so you run out of the outhouse and notice that there is a chicken on the ground that just hasn’t been cooked enough,” he continued. “So you grab the rubber chicken, put it in the pot and say, ‘This chicken needs cookin.’ Then you set your rifle down, pull out your pistols and shoot 10 more bad guys. You put those back in your holsters and when you notice there’s still more trouble a brewing, you pull out your shotgun and dust 10 more. And now the coosie’s safe, the chicken’s cooked and you can go about your business.”

doing their next match using Western-type guns. Slowly the outfits followed and then the rules began to form. Before they knew it, 65 registered shooters were competing.

All shared a love of Old West history and a desire to carry on its traditions. By 1987 the worldwide membership organization known as Single Action Shooting Society (SASS)—based in Yorba Linda, California—emerged to preserve and promote the sport of Cowboy Action Shooting.

SASS claims more than 60,000 members in all 50 states as well as in 18 countries. It has a monthly The Cowboy journal, Chronicle, and supports regional matches. Its board of directors, known as “The Wild Bunch,” enforces rules and procedures that ensure consistency and safety in all Cowboy Action Matches.

On Dec. 29, 2005, the Marshals held their second annual Hawaiian Territorial Cowboy Action Shooting Championship at Ukumehame. It was a four-day shootout with the Side Matches on Thursday, the Main Matches on Friday and Saturday and the Fun Shoots on Sunday.

As it turned out, the Maui Marshals’ own Darnin’ Daisy and her husband Doctor Who ended up as State of Hawai’i CAS Champions. It wasn’t easy, especially when an endangered Nene slowly flapped its way across the shooting range.

“Cease Fire!” someone yelled over the gunfire. “Nene!” All shooting stopped while our Hawaiian State Bird slowly made its way across the course, stopping only for a moment on one of the berms to honk.

Everyone silently watched the goose for a moment, and then one of the Cowboys smiled and tipped his hat. “Well, I guess we all know who’s runnin’ this show, don’t we?” he said. MTW

If you’d like to jump on the wagon with the Maui Marshals and become a SASS member, call Lobo Negro at 242-6024.

Though every good cowboy knows that “When you’re tryin’ something new, the fewer people who know about it, the better.”

The sport of Cowboy Action Shooting began in 1981, formed by a man named Harper Criegh—aka Judge Roy Bean—in the equestrian-loving gated community known as Coto de Caza, located in Orange County, California. After being inspired by a few TV Westerns he rustled up some shooting buddies and suggested the idea of

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Fish & Game Brewing Company is a unique place on the West Side. Very popular with tourists who want fine dining that isn’t unbelievably pricey, it’s also a well-known hang for locals, especially those who work in the service industry.

I’ve spent many nights sitting at the bar sampling their various microbrews, chatting with friends or taking advantage of their late night menu of nachos, burgers and sandwiches.

But recently I realized I’d never actually gone there and sat down for a normal Fish & Game dinner. I’d experienced the Brewing Company side of the place many times, but never yet indulged in the fish and/or game. So one night last week a friend who found himself in a similar predicament and I rectified the situation.

As we browsed the menu, we were somewhat surprised to discover how much more extensive it is then the late night bar menu. Okay, I was—my friend’s been going there a lot longer than I have.

Anyway, I was having trouble deciding between seafood dishes like the Garlic Clams ($12), Fresh Catch of the Day (Market Price) and the Thai Barbeque Shrimp ($24). But Anthony took no time in settling on the King Cut of the Prime Rib ($26). When our waiter returned with our drinks and to take our order, I went with my first instinct and ordered the Thai BBQ Shrimp.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ As we enjoyed our beers—Bikini Blonde Ales, the night’s special ($3)—we took a moment to check out the crowd. The scene was definitely a bit different from their late night crowd and the opposite of their Wednesday Open Mic Night crowd.

Instead of a throng of local 20 and 30somethings bouncing from table to table, there were elegantly dressed families on vacation spreading butter onto fresh rolls and listening to some light guitar music.

Considering the crowd and relative complexity of the items we ordered, our food arrived rather quickly. My shrimp were served atop steamed vegetables, both smothered in a tangy barbecue sauce with just the right kick. It also came with a side of steamed rice carefully decorated with taro strings curls. The presentation was impressive and the food delicious.

Anthony seemed to be equally pleased with his sizable cut of prime rib, which he pretty much devoured. So pleased, that when I asked him how his meal was, the only response I got was a smile and grunt between bites. When he was done, he said

Johnny Jones, Rotisserie Chef they cooked the thick slab of meat exactly right (medium). At first concerned about the decision to place the prime rib directly over the au gratin potatoes, he said a couple bites of flakey, cheesy potatoes convinced him it made no difference whatsoever.

In other words, the food’s good. It’s no Open Mic Night, but if you want something more substantial than a plate of nachos at 12:30 a.m., there are few places better. MTW

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El Corita - Mexican food. Mon-Sun 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Mon-Sat, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Italian. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. 7 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., 4 p.m.-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Sun-Thu, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; Fri-Sat, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Open daily at 7 a.m.

275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m.

Mon through Sat. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty glazed doughnuts. Su-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m., Fr-Sa 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Fast food. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Fr-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries.

Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Daily 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Su-Th 5 p.m.-9 p.m., Fr-Sa 5 p.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - Italian. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery, deli. 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m., Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$

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11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. Open daily, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MonSat, 8 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., M-F 5 p.m.-8 p.m., Fr-Sa 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. Mon-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Open 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food.

10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks.

Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MonSat, 6:45 a.m.-10 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Mon, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tue-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi.

Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Every month you choose 12 meals to make at home. Wed-Sat. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the groups who call Hawai’i home. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.

395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. Su-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., FrSa 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Japanese. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 249-2420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. 6 a.m.-10 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m.

150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

Mon-Sat. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-4 p.m.

395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, TuTh 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Fr-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m.

1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine, delicious noodle dishes. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups.

6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

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Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8749299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi.

11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6 a.m.-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. 12 p.m.-3 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

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Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898.

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines.

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

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Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. MSa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

5:15 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m., 5 p.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches.

Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m.

Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches, ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily from 6 a.m.8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $

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Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare.

8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available.

115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas.

1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around.

Open 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

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Sunday Rock Star & Smirnoff or Jager

Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m.

811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TueSat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices.

Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., Fr-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$

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Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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Hemp Now! Saturday, 4-8 p.m. at Hapa’s in Kihei [POLITICAL RALLY] With very little fanfare, the state law that made it legal for Hawaiians to grow hemp expired back on June 30, 2005. But have no fear, hemp lovers: there are people right now— none of whom is Republican super-lobbyist/fraud Jack Abramoff, I believe—lobbying to get a new hemp law on the books. But they require money and support, political legislation being so time-consuming and expensive, you know. Anyway, you can help out this Saturday by showing up at Hapa’s for the big IHEMP Social. There will be plenty of hemp discussions, but also live music from Erin Smith, The Easy and Sirus B Posse. So go. I’m sure it will be hemptastic. Oh, and there’s a $4.20 cover charge. Get it? That is so hilarious. Just don’t forget the money. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Da Mayor Speaks Thursday, 5:30 p.m. at the Baldwin High School Auditorium in Wailuku

Keb’ Mo’

[STATE OF THE COUNTY ADDRESS] Alan Arakawa’s been Maui County Mayor since 2002. A lot’s happened since then: Wailuku redevelopment, coqui frog infestations, talk of a new trash incinerator and, of course, the Great Junked Car Crisis.

Anyway, this being 2006 and all, Arakawa will be running for reelection in a few months. So what he says now about the state of the county and his plans for the future are rather important. The speech is free, but since they’re serving food after he gets through talking, his office wants people to reserve a seat by calling 2707710. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

[MUSIC] Combining folksy storytelling and traditional country blues with a contemporary twist of soul and gospel music, Keb’ Mo’ has become a legend in the modern blues world. Since his first selftitled album in 1994, he’s won Grammy Awards for contemporary blues album in 1997 and 1999. He’s made numerous television appearances, including all the major talk shows—Late Night with David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Rosie O’Donnell—as well as Sesame Street and Martha Stewart Living. He’s composed scores and starred in Spunk and Lost Highway—he even portrayed Robert Johnson in the docu-drama Can’t You Hear the Wind Howl and was interviewed in Martin Scorcese: Feel Like Going Home. Of course, there’s also the music for series Boston Public, Melrose Place, Touched By an Angel and Felicity, as well as commercials for AT&T and Victoria’s Secret. And yet, in spite of all this, Keb’ Mo’ is low-key and reflective. In the title track of his latest album, Keep It Simple, he sings, “I don’t wanna be a superman, I just wanna go somewhere and use my hands and keep it simple.” Tickets: $30, $40, $45. Call 242-7469.

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Jamboree Sunday, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. at ‘Ulalena Maui Theatre, Lahaina [CONCERT] Lahainaluna Alumni presents this drug and alcohol-free event featuring an impressive array of local talent: Lahaina Grown, Damon Williams & Friends, Kaleo Phillips & Co., The Kahaiali’I Ohana, How Phat, Ola Hou, Brandon Hirata, Mark & Earl Kalawaia, Capoeira Rio Maui, Preston Ako & Friends and, good gracious, I think that’s quite enough! Tickets are $15 in advance, $20 at the door, and can be purchased at Lahainaluna High School, Mele Ukulele in Wailuku and No Ka Oi Deli in Lahaina.

Sponsored in part by Maui Electric Company and Mele Ukulele. For more info, call 3573610.

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[MLK MARCH] In honor of Martin Luther King Jr., the African American Heritage Foundation of Maui will host a peace march and festivities, including potluck. The march begins at 10 a.m. in the Ka’ahumanu parking lot at Maui Community College, and will proceed down Ka’ahumanu Ave. to Hoaloha Park. Everyone is invited to express themselves through music, song, dance or poetry—just call 879-4748 to be included in the program.

Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [FILM] I once watched a surf video on a wall. My boyfriend at the time was so excited that he’d purchased a projector we had to watch it. I thought his enthusiasm was somewhat childish, or maybe I’m remembering it that way because I resent him. Nonetheless, I was blown away. Seeing the skills of talented athletes always gives me goose bumps.

And that was only a projection about four-by-six feet. Imagine what watching an intense winter sport video on the largest screen in Maui complete with surround sound could do to a girl. Yes, that’s right, keep imagining and I’ll leave you with a quote from Max Bervy, Higher Ground Producer/Director. “To achieve Higher Ground we set out to capture a select group of individuals in amazing locations, pushing their athletic boundaries. For mountaineer Dave Barlia it meant flying 10 feet off the ground, at 130 miles per hour, while wearing his winged suit on the slopes of Chamonix, France. For World Cup mogul champion and Olympic Gold Medal favorite Jeremy Bloom, ‘it was a life changing experience,’ when we invited him to heli-ski for the first time in the wild backcountry terrain of British Columbia.” Tix are $12 for adults, $10 for the keiki. Call 242-7469.

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Red Riding Hood rides again On first look, this animated revamping of the Little Red Riding Hood story seems to farm the same well-tilled soil as the plethora of big studio animated features.

Yet there’s much more of a rich homegrown quality to this little animated pearl that kicks with spicy zing emanating from its original songs. Anne Hathaway does her best little blasé Janeane Garofalo voice

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as Red, a bicycle-riding delivery girl for her Granny’s (Glenn Close) baked goodies.

An unknown thief has been stealing pastries from around the forest at the same time that Red discovers a crossdressing wolf in her Granny’s bed.

Screenwriter and co-director Todd Edwards caresses the fun with 27 brilliantly poppy songs that range in style from driving rock to hip-hop, funk, surf, country, folk, Bossa Nova, teen pop and inspired instrumental orchestral motifs.

The soundtrack alone is enough to make the movie a winner.

These Little Red Riding Hood characters are full of personality surprises. The movie opens with Red arriving at her Granny’s house only to confront the big bad Wolf wearing a Granny disguise that our quick-witted lass sees right through.

Red questions the Wolf at length before the scene comes to an abrupt finale when her gagged and bound Granny pops out of the closet just as a Woodsman bursts in on

the cottage with his trusty ax. Detective frog Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers) arrives at the scene to weed through four interweaving testimonies told by Red, the Woodsman (Jim Belushi), Granny and the Wolf (Patrick Warburton).

It’s soon revealed that the Wolf is not the drooling monster we traditionally think of, but rather a reporter researching the spate of bakery robberies. The Woodsman is really an actor rehearsing for a role as a Woodsman when he isn’t driving a schnitzel truck and Granny has a knack for extreme sports. Red has some kung fu moves up her sleeve that come in handy against some villainous humans with their own grudges against our snowboarding Granny.

Anne Hathaway (Brokeback Mountain) cinches the film’s enjoyable tone with a vocal characterization that breathes with comic life.

Andy Dick does a neat vocal turn as a quirky bunny rabbit and Jim Belushi’s intonation is downright hilarious as pictured through the clumsy guise of the muscle bound Woodsman.

The animation is state-of-the-art CGI that the filmmakers contain in a consistent palate of visual smartness.

Cory Edwards, Tony Leech and Todd Edwards all did dual duties of scripting and directing the movie, and their euphoric collaboration carries an unmistakable stamp of unique talents working in harmony. The film’s cheerful songs are immediately memorable and infectious, and although the version that I screened was not in 3-D, Hoodwinked! is due to be released as a 3-D feature film. With or without the 3-D, Hoodwinked! is a clever screwball take on the Little Red Riding Hood fable that speaks to the kid in all of us. MTW

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THE PRIZE WINNER OF DEFIANCE, OHIO(PG-13) - Drama - Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson and Laura Dern star in this tale based on a true story of a 1950’s housewife, and mother of 10, who has a knack for writing commercial jingles.

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New This Week HOODWINKED - (PG) - Animation, Family Everyone remembers the story of Red Riding Hood, right? So this movie starts where the story ends. The police come and all the characters are questioned. Then comes the guessing game of figuring out what really happened. Looks cute. 81 min. (HK) THE LAST HOLIDAY - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - Queen Latifah plays a quiet and reserved woman who, upon a visit to the doctor, thinks she only has three weeks to live. This news pushes her to take risks she normally wouldn’t. Also stars LL Cool J. 108 min. (HK) TRISTAN & ISOLDE – (PG-13) – Drama, Romance – So when I looked up this flick on Yahoo! Movies, I read the following sentence, written presumably to explain what the movie is about: “In the medieval legend of Tristan and Isolde, young lovers become doomed against the forces of royal politics.” Okay, that makes no sense—grammatically or otherwise. From what I can tell, this is a love story about two kids who like each other, set in the time when they had knights and stuff. It “stars” James Franco and Sophia Myles. 125 minutes. (Anthony Pignataro)

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AEON FLUX - (PG-13) - Action - In the future the seemingly perfect world is anything but and there is no freedom, only government control. Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron) is the head agent of a rebel force and on the frontline of a secret fight. 125 min. (Gabrielle Poccia) CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN II - (PG) - Family, Comedy - Sometimes I think Hollywood just wants me to feel like a bitch for ripping on every movie released, because they totally set me up to do so! Many people enjoyed the first time around with Steve Martin playing the hapless father of 12—I wasn’t one of them. Now, we all know sequels usually aren’t as good as the originals. So I’m going to just keep my comments to myself.

94 min. (HK) CHICKEN LITTLE - (G) - Animated, Comedy Chicken Little is trying to mend his reputation.

He’s already made an ass out of himself by falsely telling the whole town that the sky was falling and now is just trying to lay low. Unfortunately, he discovers that the sky really is going to fall and he and his misfit friends must get the whole town out of harm’s way. 96 min. (GP) THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA - (PG) Action-Adventure, Fantasy - This story follows the exploits in World War II England of four Pevensie siblings who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of “hide and seek.” Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch. 140 min. (Kimberly L. Welch) THE FAMILY STONE - (PG13) - Comedy, Family - A Christmas flick chock full of movie stars. This one is garaunteed to make us all laugh, cry and walk out of the theatre holding hands. Maybe that’s taking it a step too far, but we’re definitely dealing with a predictable feel-good movie in the spirit of the holidays. 103 min. (HK) FUN WITH DICK AND JANE - (PG13) Comedy, Adventure - One day after being promoted, Dick Harper (Jim Carrey) realizes he’s in the heart of an Enron-like scandal. With no stable source of income, Dick and his wife Jane (Tea Leoni) are forced to sell off their beloved plasma TV. After a series of crappy jobs and no hope of a new flat screen, the couple embark on a full-blown crime spree. There’s a moral lesson in all this but watching the couple make asses out of themselves is much more entertaining. 90 min. (Ashley Fitch) GRANDMA’S BOY - (R) - So let’s see if this

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Queen Latifah in “The Last Holiday” right! A 36-year-old video game slacker, has to move in with his grandmother and her roommates. Shouldn’t you be out of the house by this age? Anyway, being the loser, he tells all of his friends that he lives with really hot babes. 'What? Do you really think that peole are gonna belive that one. Get a job and stop lying. (KLW)

rious geishas. As long as you don’t think too much about the implications of the actresses not being Japanese, the movie is entertaining in that Hollywoodepic kind of way. The cinematography and costumes are predictably gorgeous, and the villainess is deliciously wicked. 145 min. (Samantha Campos)

HOSTEL - (R) - Paxton and Josh backpack through Europe eager to make quintessentially hazy travel memories with new friend Oli, an Icelander they've met along the way. Paxton and Josh are eventually lured by a fellow traveler to what's described as a nirvana for American backpackers. which happens to be a particular hostel in an out-of-the-way Slovakian town stocked with Eastern European women as desperate as they are gorgeous. Oh-Oh! This is really too good to be true. Initially distracted by the good time they’re having, the two Americans quickly find themselves trapped in an increasingly sinister situation that they will discover is as wide and as deep as the darkest, sickest recess of human nature itself. Will they survive? (KLW)

MUNICH - (R)- Set in the aftermath of the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics, story follows a secret Israeli squad assigned to track down and kill the 11 Palestinians suspected to have planned the Munich attack--and the personal toll this mission of revenge takes on the team and the man who led it.

Why can’t we just all get along?(KLW)

KING KONG - (PG13) - Action-Adventure - In a massive jungle on Skull Island, creatures from prehistoric times have been protected and hidden for millions of years. A group of nosy filmmakers discover a giant gorilla so of course they have to go on a great-ape search. But their quests puts them up against not only Kong but his dinosaur enemies, too. Yippee for them, a beautiul woman catches his eye so they can subdue him and take him back to New York. Why?! You know he’s just going to wreck havoc on the city! See, you should have just left him alone. Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. 187 min. (KLW) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA - (PG13) - Drama - Based on the bestselling book by Arthur Golden about the journey of a peasant girl into one of Japan’s most noto-

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THE PRODUCERS - (PG13) - Comedy - The huge stars (Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane) who brought this classic back on Broadway are now gettin’ it to the silver screen. Basically, two dudes try to make money off the inverstors of their play by creating a flop. I was sold as soon as I found out Will Ferrell has a part. I love that man. Also stars Uma Thurman. 134 min. (HK) THE RINGER - (PG-13) - Comedy - This has all the makings of the greatest film of the year—maybe even the decade. Johnny Knoxville plays some guy who decides to enter the Special Olympics by pretending to be stupider than he actually is. Gold! 100 min. (AP)

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RUMOR HAS IT - (PG13) - Comedy - Kevin Costner plays a guy suave enough to seduce a beautiful woman (Jennifer Aniston) as well as her mother...and grandma?!? Ew. Emotional distress ensues. 97 min. (HK) WOLF CREEK - (R) - Horror - “Based on actual events,” which are at the same time vague and intriguing. Three road trippers are having a blast in Australia... until something happens with their car and they decide to accept the help of a seemingly good citizen and perhaps seal their doom. Mwah hah hah ha! 99 min. (HK)

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‘Big Ball of Sacrilege’ If Monty Python were a rock band, it would be the Nigel Mustafa Memorial Quartet

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Nothing’s worse than a rock band that takes itself too seriously. But have no fear—the Nigel Mustafa Memorial Quartet could never be guilty of that. A selfdescribed “music therapy group from St. Axle Center for the Criminally Retarded,” NMMQ fuses ska, hip-hop, metal, country and jazz, and deems their musical style as “Avant ‘Tard.” They’ve been together since 1998, releasing Little Box of Barf two years ago and are set to release Rankle Dankle Fish with Hands this year.

Recently, I talked to lead vocalist Steven Parris, a.k.a. Father Victor Pickles of Sandwich.

Maui Time Weekly: Describe NMMQ—how did you begin?

Steven Parris: The band is sort of like this theater production and we kind of take on these characters. There’s the “real” story and then there’s this fictitious backstory [see www.nigelmustafa.com]. But the reality is that we’re all from an area north of Seattle and were playing in that scene for a while, and kind of remarked that, “Wow, that drummer’s really good. I’d like to jam with that guy!” or “That bassist is

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really quite good” and so we just sort of began as everybody’s side project, until it was quickly realized that the other bands sucked in comparison. So we decided to go with the winning band.

Do you ever run into opposition for your naughtier lyrics or off-the-wall stage personas?

No. People seem to look at our big ball of sacrilege as something that’s non-malevolent.

It’s so silly and absurd that really, there’s been no problems along those lines. Believe it or not, there aren’t that many songs—especially with our new material that is totally PG-13, all the way. That’s part of the evolution of the band. We’ve been really lewd and lascivious in the past. And now we are more clever and subversive. That’s kind of one of the things that you’ll see at the show. Yes, we’re very irreverent but we really don’t target anybody in particular. The biggest target is, of course, ourselves. You know what I’ve discovered, though? Just a really, nice, friendly, dry hump on the leg eases any tensions in the room.

What are some songs on your new album?

We think our big hit is a song called, “Rasta Ninja.” It’s basically about this guy who lives in Trenchtown, Jamaica, whose dreadlocks operate as nunchucks. He just kicks everybody’s ass. We’ve got another song called, “My Mom’s in Jail Tonight,” which is a true story, sadly. My mother is a convicted felon, and the first woman in the state of Washington to be convicted of felony stalking. And I’m very proud of that.

Are you being serious?

I’m dead serious. What’s funny is, in my personal life—aside from being Father Pickles on stage—I’m not a criminalistic person whatsoever. I mean, I’ve got a masters degree from NYU. But my mother just went off the deep end. And so some of that primordial frustration exerts itself on stage to the enjoyment of others. Especially during “My Mom’s In Jail Tonight.” The key lyric in that song comes at the bridge when it says, “I bet my mom’s playing cards and taking bets, making love through the bars to the guards for cigarettes.”

Yeah, that’s quite touching…

Nigel Mustafa is based on entertaining people—the thrust of it is to reach out to our audience and put on a good show. We’re not up there trying to look cool or trying to get chicks.

I mean, we got those in spades! I mean, those are lined up at the back of the van when we’re loading in—I mean, that goes without saying, sister! MTW

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1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

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MON - Duane Feig, & Friends, No Cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project w/ Jay Molina, Gilbert Emata & Marja, $5, 10pm; WED - DJ Shark In The Water, No Cover, 10pm

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MON - Open Mic, No Cover, 7pm; TUES - Voodoo Suns, No Cover

Blue Tropix the Orgasmix $10, 9:45pm

Tony Ray Band 10pm

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Boogie Man Productions w/ DJ LX 9pm

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS

.Ernie Watts Quartet - Jan. 12. Two-time Grammy Award-winning tenor/saxophonist Ernie Watts is one of the most versatile and prolific saxophone players in the music scene. In a diverse career that has spanned more than 30 years, he has been featured on more than 500 recordings with his distinctive and soulful sound. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Keb Mo - Jan. 12. Keb Mo draws heavily on the oldfashioned country blues of Robert Johnson, but keeps his sound contemporary with touches of soul and folksy storytelling. He writes much of his own material and to hear Keb Mo play the blues is like watching Jordon play basketball or Gretzky play hockey: A simple thing of beauty. Tickets: $45, $40, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“From The Top” - Jan. 13. A live taping for the weekly radio series broadcast on National Public Radio which showcases the nation's most exceptional precollege age classical musicians. Host Christopher O’Riley oversees the one-hour program which presents five pre-college age performers or ensembles whose stunning individual performances are combined with lively interviews, unique pre-produced segments, lighthearted sketches and musical games.

Tickets: $40, $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)” - Jan. 13-14. Maui Academy of the Performing Arts is delighted to announce an encore performance of their critically acclaimed production at the brand new Steppingstone Playhouse located in Queen Ka’ahumnau Center. If you missed it the first time, don’t let this evening of hilarious physical slapstick pass you by. Tickets: $15, $12. 7:30p.m. Call 244-8760.

The Kanaka‘Ole Family: Generations - Jan. 14.

Traditionally, the way of continuing cultural practices was through the family. The Kanaka’ole Family, (especially the late Kumu Hula Edith Kanaka’Ole), is renowned for their dedication to continuity of the ancient, rich and vibrant Hawaiian cultural traditions.

This evening of talk story and presentation spans three generations of the Kanaka’ole Family: stretching from Edith’s daughters, Pua and Nalani, to great-grandson Kaumakaiwa. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

LahainaLuna Alumni Jamboree - Jan 15.

Featuring live groove from Lahaina Grown, Damon Williams & Friends. Kaleo Philips & Co. The Kahaiali’i Ohana, How Phat, Ola Hou, Brandon Hirata, Mark & Earl Kalawaia, Capoeira Rio Maui and Preston Ako & Friends. Not only will there be live entertainment but a grand prize drawing customized Mele Ukulele and case worth some $$$. This is a drug and alcohol free event. Tickets: $15 adv., $20 door. 11 a.m. - 3 p.m.

Ualena Maui Theater, Lahaina. 357-3610.

Eroica Trio - Jan. 15. The Naumburg Award-winning Eroica Trio thrills audiences with their passion, flawless technical virtuosity, irresistible enthusiasm and sensual elegance. Whether playing the great standards of the piano trio repertoire or daring contemporary works, the three fiery, beautiful and intensely talented women who make up this celebrated ensemble electrify the concert stage with performances of depth and precision. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle

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Shanghai Circus - Jan. 16-17. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2,500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionist and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, and daring displays of knife-throwing. Tickets: $22, $16, $10. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

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This signature exhibit is statewide-juried art competition features Hawai’i’s artists whose work best captures the extraordinary heroes and portrait subjects among us, throughexcellenceandinnovationinportraitpaintingand sculpture. Free admission. 11 a.m.–5 p.m. Schaeffer Building, MACC. 242-7469.

“Footloose” - Jan. 27-28. Presented by Baldwin High School. The story revolves around a Chicago boy who moves to a small farming town during his high school senior year. As if being the new kid in town isn't difficult enough, he soon finds out the town has rigid laws; one being a strict ban on dancing. Footloose has dynamic songs with a rock‘n’roll rhythm that will make you want to dance in your seat. Tickets: $14, $10, $7. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Three Phantoms In Concert - Jan. 20. Enjoy three magnificent tenors, Craig Schulman, Kevin Gray and Chris Groenendaal, each of which has portrayed the legendary Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. They'll sing hit numbers from the shows that made them Broadway stars, including songs from Les Miserables, Guys & Dolls, Man of La Mancha, Sweeney Todd, Kiss Me Kate and Jekyll & Hyde. A delightful evening of some of the most memorable showtunes from the Broadway stage. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Tita Out: What? Again? - Jan. 20-22. Local actress/radio personality Kathy Collins brings back her one-tita show with new stories and special guests Willie K and Eric Gilliom. Chicken-skin stories, Hawaiian history and legends, musical mastery, and pidgin pride! Winner of the Hawai’i Music Awards' 2005 Comedy Album of the Year, "Tita" will have you laughing “fo” days! Tickets: $25. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Jake Shimabukuro - Jan. 26-29. Known for lightning-fast fingers and revolutionary playing techniques, Jake Shimabukuro is a young master of the ukulele who shatters musical boundaries. He plays music previously unthought-of for the instrument (anything from The Star Spangled Banner to jazz standards) and has created groundbreaking new styles with his boundless reserves of energy. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Julia Migenes - Jan. 31. Opera diva, dancer, Broadway actress, film star, Grammy-winner for the soundtrack of the opera film, Carmen, where she played the title role, choreographer of the dance and music recital Passions Latines and author of this onewoman show, Julia Migenes brings passion, sensuality and endless talent to every role. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Dames At Sea” - Feb. 2-9. “The 30’s Musical Extravaganza on the High Seas” Full of comedy, tap

dancing and love songs, it’s a spoof of 1930’s movie musicals. Also includes dinner buffet. Tickets: $60. 6 p.m. Extra showing on Sun, at 12 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel in Kahului, 1-800-595-4TIX. British Blues Explosion Featuring John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers - Feb 2. John Mayall has been hailed as the godfather of British blues, nurturing a Who’s Who list of talent. Joining the tour is Savoy Brown’s band leader Kim Simmonds – another British blues guitar legend! - with a rare set of acoustic blues to open the show before he starts trading licks with the Bluesbreaker’s Dallas Fret Burner and Buddy Whittington. Don’t you miss out on this one! Tickets: $40. $35, $30. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC 242SHOW Lunasa - Feb. 3. Called an “Irish music dream team”

by Folk Roots magazine, this all-star quintet is comprised of alumni from some of the greatest Irish groups of the decade. Named for an ancient Celtic harvest festival in honor of the god Lugh, (patron of the arts), Lúnasa redefines traditional music with inventive arrangements and bass-driven grooves that go straight to the heart of the rhythms and steer Irish acoustic music into surprising new territories. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Lim Family: Generations - Feb. 4.Three generations of the Lim Family, (Aunty MaryAnn, Lorna, Elmer, Carrington, Nani Lim-Yap, and even the keiki), join together on stage to perform music and dance… their family tradition! Hailing from Kohala on Hawai’i Island, frequent Merrie Monarch winners, the Lims, are proud to present the music and dance of their home island, passed along through their family, from one generation of artists to the next. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio, Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Dancing Through The Season - Feb 4. Over 100 dancers will be performing tap and jazz in Judy Ridolfino’s annual dance revue, this year themed Dancing Through The Seasons. Dancers from age 3 to “seasoned citizens” will be performing dances about spring, summer, fall & winter in this two-hour show.

Tickets: $12, $11, $7. 7 p.m. .Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469.

Keali’i Reichel - Feb. 10-11. One of Hawai’i’s most popular performing artists and a respected kumu hula, Keali`i Reichel, has captivated audiences with a winning blend of contemporary and traditional Hawaiian music. This Maui-born musician holds a permanent place in Hawaiian music history, with phenomenal success both locally and internationally. He has been awarded a dozen Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, been nominated for a Grammy Award and tours throughout the US and Japan. Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Aegis Band With Special Guests Manel & A2C Feb 14. Chart-topping Filipino group of five girls and a guy who have been touring & recording for ten years. Aegis means “shield” or “protection” … the feeling the group hope to give their young ‘pinoy’ listeners. Tickets:$75, $50 $25. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC 242-SHOW Kronos Quartet - Feb 16. Kronos has pursued a singular artistic vision for almost 30 years, combining a spirit of fearless exploration with a commitment to expanding the range and context of the string quartet.

Kronos Quartet has become one of the most celebrated and influential ensembles of our time, with dozens of recordings, thousands of concerts, numerous awards including a Grammy Award and “Musicians of

the Year,” and collaborations of extraordinary depth, breadth and creativity. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469 “Daddy’s Dyin’ Who’s Got the Will?” - Feb. 17Mar. 5. A fast paced comedy that will have you roaring one minute and touched the next, with Broadway director Terry Berliner. Tickets: $18,$16. Sun $12. Fri. & Sat. at 7:30 p.m., Sun.at 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969.

Hot Tuna Featuring Jorma Kaukonen and Jack Casady - Feb 19. An all acoustic tour with rock’n’roll Hall of Famers, Kaukonen and Casady, to celebrate the compelling mixture of rock, blues, folk and country influences that have distinguished the sound of Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna for three decades. With Jorma’s brilliant finger-pickin’ fretwork and songwriting, and Jack’s expert melodic basswork - along with virtuoso mandolinist Barry Mitterhoff on this tour - this show is an opportunity to witness lifelong friends making extraordinary music together once again! Tickets: $40. $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-SHOW. Elvis Costello - April 2. With songs like “Pump It Up,” “Watching The Detectives” and “Every Day I Write the Book,” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on and on. For more than 25 years, Costello along with his backing group, The Attractions, has changed the face of modern rock’n’roll. Special guest Steve Nieve.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

EVENTS

FRIdAY JANUARY 13 Dinner & Dancing - 6-10 p.m. Free dinner and dancing with a DJ, speaker and entertainment to honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Maui Community College, Student Lounge buiding, 2nd floor. Public invited. 984-3305.

Bellydance - 8 p.m. Starring Delillah from Seattle.

Live music by Margic Carpet Caravan. $20. The Studio Maui. 575-9390.

SATURdAY JANUARY 14 Open House - 8 a.m.-3 p.m. The Studio Maui will be selling all day passes so you can try and enjoy any of their 22 classes throughout the day. $15. Call 5759390 or visit www.thestudiomaui.com Bellydance Workshops - 3-7 p.m. Two workshops, each two hours long. $35. The Studio Maui.

575-9390.

"Sunshine" - 6-8 p.m. Opening reception.

Viewpoints Gallery at The Courtyard in Makawao presents new works bold in spirit and vitality by Margaret Bedell and Joe Fletcher. Artist walk-through at 5:30 p.m. For info, call 572-5979 Scott Huckabay - 8 p.m. "At times, Scott's music is like an ancient dream, long forgotten, that transports us to the cool and misty heavens where we can find that which has been lost to us.” $10. The Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.

SUNdAY JANUARY 15 Adopt a Pet - 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Thinking of adopting a furry friend? Come see just a few of the many adorable animals looking for a home and someone to love! Lahaina Cannery Mall. 877-3680.

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Kenny Roberts, 6pm

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Vince Esquire 9pm

Brad Larry & the Hailiimaile Band 9pm

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Gina Martinelli 7pm

The Edge No Cover, 9 pm

Crunch Pups No Cover, 9pm

Kenny Rovack No Cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Saturday01/14 Sunday01/15

Brian and the boy from Cool Rush 9pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - The Crunch Pups, 9:30pm; TUE - Karaoke w/Alana, 9:30pm; WED - Hoku Guys, Live Local Music, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - $2 Night w/Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

Free Karaoke 9pm

DA KINECALENDAR Martin Luther King Jr Day - 10 a.m - 1 p.m.

Peace march and festivites. Drop of potluck items at Hoaloha Park, then meet at Maui Community College in the Kaahumanu Ave parking lot. March will commence promptly at 10 a.m. 879-4748.

Gayla M. Yates - 7 p.m. Writer of Amazing Feng Shui, is coming to Maui. She will be speaking at Maui Booksellers, Wailuku. 244-9091.

TUESdAY JANUARY 17

Kihei Community Meeting - 6:30-8 p.m. Monthly community meeting in the cafeteria at Kihei Elementary School on Lipoa, Makai of Pi’ilani Hwy. Discussion will include Kalama Park Action Team, Haleakala Ranch land development. 879-4836.

P.A.R.E.N.T.S - 6-8 p.m. Presents videos & discusses parenting techniques. Free. Child care also provided for free. Montessori School, Makawao. Call Trudy @ 879-3595.

Sea Talk - 6-7 p.m. This presentation will take guests on an odyssey of discovery conducted the last few years in Hawai’i’s own submersibles. Free.

Maui Ocean Center. 270-7084 or 270-7075.

Voodoo Suns - 7:30 p.m. Voted by Maui to be the, “Best Rock Band of 2005,� experience them bring it into the new year. Cafe Marc Aurel. No Cover 244-0852.

KEIKI

Baseball Expo - Sat 8 a.m., Ichiro "Iron" Maehara Baseball Stadium, Wailuku. Free clinic. Limited to the first 200 Maui County youths to register. Call 270-7808.

Hip Hop Dance Class - Every Sat, 10-11:30 a.m., Hale Ohana, Wailuku. Teenagers are invited for free hip hop dance lessons. For more info, call 244-5911 ext. 35.

After-School Tutoring - Tue and Thu, 2:30-4:30 p.m., the Neighborhood Place at Happy Valley, Wailuku. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, games, and more. Free. For more info, call 986-0700.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon, 3-4 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free.

For info, call 244-5911, ext. 35.

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What Artists Can Learn from the Middle Ages - Thu 7-8:30 p.m. Art historian Paul Werner's presentation will describe an ongoing project to understand and apply the techniques of the medieval artist to modern-day issues and needs. Free. For more info, call 808-572-6560 ext. 23. “Better Balance� - Wed 12-1:30 p.m. Gain life balance by becoming more aware of personal obstacles.

Take a self-assessment test. Susan Kim is a Personal and Professional Life Coach with a Master’s Degree in Communication. Free. Maui County Business Resource Center. 873-8247.

Eating With Conscience - Wed 7 p.m. “How Violent Food Choices Fuel a Violent World,� a presentation by Farm Sanctuary president, Gene Bauston.

Cameron Center, Wailuku. 944-8344.

POETRY

Express Yourself - Every Mon, 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

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Aurel, Wailuku. Open Mic Night with music, song and poetry! Free. For info, call 276-5467.

POLITICAL

Governmental Meeting - Thu 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Mayor Alan M. Arakawa invites the general public to The State of the County Address at the Baldwin High School Auditorium. Refreshments will be served. 2707710.

Talk Story - Mon-Thu, 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. Tune in and call 244-9145.

ENVIROMENTAL

Haleakala Service Trip - Sat-Mon. Volunteer in Haleakala Crater and stay at Kapalaoa Cabin.

Participants will hike two days and work one day removing non-native plants. There will be time for relaxation and photography or exploring. For info and reservations call Matt, 876-1673.

SPORTS

Surf and Sand Half Marathon - Jan. 15, 6:30 a.m., Kapalua to Lahaina. 1,000 runners are expected to run the 13-mile course, mostly downhill, with a beautiful view of the ocean. $60 or $40 Kama’aina. Registration is available online at mauisurfsandhalf.com, or for info call 530-559-2261.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson, Mon, Tue. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia, Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu and Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Chisel, Thurs; Open Mic Night, Wed; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don, Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum, Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m.

2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building P, Ka’anapali, 6676636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic music every night.

7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed-Sat, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 -5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Jarret Robak, Wed, 3:305:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

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Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki, (local-style guitar), Thu, 69 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano music with Shiro Mori, Thu; Darrin Lenett, Fri; Gene Argel, MonTue; Angie Carr, Wed. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304, Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi’ilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7, 7:30-8 p.m. Free. For info, call 661-4567.

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Late night cafe: Lucid Fusion, jazz trio, Thu, Fri, Sat. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances & Friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 710 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Ma’alaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m.

Ma’alaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists on piano, Mon-Sun. All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music, 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset Happy Hour, $3 special's. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Trevor Jones, Wed and Fri, 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical CafÊ – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun, 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI Brigit & Bernard's Garden Cafe - Live entertainment. 335 Ho’ohana St., Kahului CafÊ Marc Aurel - Shimmy Nights, Sat. Transport yourself to realms of the mysterious and exotic with live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Open Mic Night, Mon. Express yourself with music, song and poetry, 7:30 p.m. All shows no cover.

28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

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MaĂąana Garage - Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:309 p.m. nightly. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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Jazz w/ Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Friday 01/13 Jazz w/ Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Saturday01/14 Sunday01/15

Monday01/16 – Wednesday01/18

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/ Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No Cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Habenero Brothers $5, 10pm

LONGHI’S

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

The Willies, No Cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No Cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No Cover, 9pm

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Service Industry Night, Metal Night, No Cover, 9pm

MON - Mai Tai/ Margarita Mondays, 9pm; TUE - $2 Tattoo Tuesdays, All Day; WED - Westside Wednesdays, Dollar Drinks, 10pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

DJ Brandon No Cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark, No Cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Hard Tark, No Cover, 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Wailea Nights w/Ernie Cruz Jr. and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Celtic Tigers 7pm

Celtic Tigers, No Cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No Cover, 7pm; TUE - Benoit Jazz Works, No Cover, 7pm; WED - Dylan Dokin, Acoustic Rock, No Cover, 7pm

Erin Smith No Cover, 10pm

Kanoa No Cover, 10pm

Pimp Daddy Mash No Cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No Cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No Cover, 9pm-12am

TBA 9pm

DJ & Dancing 9pm

Sin City W/ Flava Zone 9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Neto, Latin Salsa Night, No Cover, 8-11pm

LULU’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G 900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

WED - Live Entertainment, 10pm

Showcase Sundays 9pm

MON - Shake Your Heini w/ Kapakahi, $5, 9pm TUE - Bikini Tops and Shorts w/ DJ Stylz; WED -Voodoo Suns, 9pm

DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Durty, No Cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Crunch Pups, No Cover, 9:30pm

El Dogg No Cover, 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts No Cover, 9:30pm

The Edge $3, 9pm

Chance & The Blues Daddies $3, 9 pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-12:30am

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-12:30am

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No Cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No Cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No Cover, 10pm Hale & Hot Lava Band No Cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Dylan Donkin, No Cover, 9:30pm; WED - John Moore, No Cover, 9:30pm

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Kapalua 669-6286 The Shops at Kapalua

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104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live Music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony held nightly.

Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music nightly, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m.

Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, Hula Lessons 3-4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class, 12-2p.m. & Music of Hawai’i with Bob Jones, 7-8 p.m.; Sat, Drums of the Island, 7-8 p.m.; Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti, 7:30–8 p.m.; Tue, Lei Making Class, 11a.m.1p.m., Music of Hawai’i w/ Bob Jones 7-8 p.m. Wed Polynesian Hula Show 7-8p.m. All Shows free.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KA’ANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live Music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed, 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKA’A DRIVE, KA’ANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, Thu-Sat, 6-8 p.m. in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar: Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon and Sat-Sun; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato, Tue-Thu and Sat, 7-9 p.m.

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■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge: Hawaiian music w/ Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged, Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar Entertainment: Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant: Live music with Toshomee 6:30-9:30 p.m. Thu-Sat. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA

East Wing: Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and jazz piano 6:30-8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard: Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/ Hula: 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawai’i perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music

by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 20) The light that keeps your eyes focused on the road ahead, this week, might bring you into an interesting situation with long-lost friends and fire dancing. Your Earth element and fifth dimensional perspective shines more truth on the “argument”—or transition to another level, call it what you will—the neighbors are wondering if you’re going to work out.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19) Meditation and disciplining your most primal instincts brings you to the conclusion once again that no matter if it rains or pours, your talent and gift to the world will shine brighter than ever. Did you know that Aquarians are recognized throughout time as the stars of the show? In other words, by not being so intent on bending and changing everything around you, the possibilities of being in the spotlight increase tremendously.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) And the next thing you know, SHAZAM! It’s right in front of you. These new visions you’ve been having—in your dreams and when you’re awake—have something to do with the future and how the end is really just the beginning. And you may be right but the whole world isn’t going to agree with you. Anyway, your natural beauty and love from your planet Venus will never cease to glow. Just remember, you are the Earth element, you are the mystery of life.

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Alex (a.k.a. “Grimes”) is one of my dearest high school friends—in fact, my grandma still asks about him—and we recently began corresponding again, after more than a decade of not. He now lives in Oakland, working as a warehouse manager and making documentaries with his wife, Eerie, their wee dog Cello and the ghosts that dwell in their flat. This is a sampling of some of the emails he’s sent me over the past year…

Dear Sam, Ahhhh, the wonderful trap of Nostaglia. You lived in the desert, you know about mirages...

Okay so I am itching to write, and I am overbooked as always, and I am waaaaaay behind at work, and I don’t want to be here I would rather be at home unpacking so I can get my life back to where I can write but before I do that I just want to be with my “roomie”—who I see seldom—and my doggie who is freaked out by the move and though it is great that she is developing intonations that sound a lot like “Grimes stay” when I am trying to leave it breaks my tiny black heart to have to come to this place where I find myself itching to write and I am so overbooked and waaaay behind at work and why did I agree to be in this wedding this weekend anyways? I have no time to go to my friend’s birthday party because I am going to my other friend’s going-away party and the whole time I am going to try to duck out early of both ‘cause my puppy with the Ewokian pout is scratching at the front door wondering when the hairless ape with the treats and the food will be returning... and I do miss you and I wish that I had a better sense of self when I was young and you were around and less an emotional spaz but not so unemotional as I am today and how’s that for nostalgia and anxiety all in one?

And I was listening to Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me last night as Eerie played it on the record player and sang along, and I thought of how much time was lost because I was so overbooked, and itching to write and waaaay behind... and I thought of the people that I made cry and I felt like a star snuffing black and I thought of what terrible and wonderful people we can be. And I thought I understood for a second but there was so much distracting me that I was pulled back into the desert.

“You and I will meet again one day, under a night sky lit by soft black stars” This world is not for us... Love, Alex Ms. Campos, I have been thinking a lot about how men and women are wired so differently. It is remarkable to me and the more I ponder it, the wider the gulf becomes and the bottom sinks deeper still. It’s wild! I realize that I know even less than I thought I did about people. This gives me that horrible feeling you had as a kid at the start of the school year when you were overrun with people you are forced to interact with. It’s awful... too much to ponder... back to my tea. Deep thought is not only self-indulgent, it’s downright introspectively dangerous.

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