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Just a couple months ago, Charlie Jencks harrumphed and bemoaned county regulations impeding his ability to build affordable housing (“My Meeting,” Dec. 29, 2005). Today he wants to build luxury homes in Wailea, but ignore the county regulation requiring one in four of those homes to be affordable. Instead, “Two-Time” Charlie intends to donate to low-income apartment renters. This money will end up right back in the pockets of the rich apartment owners, the same folks who can afford those fancy luxury homes. It’s like a rebate for the rich. Meanwhile, the working class remains apartment renters instead of homeowners.

If we’re going to build affordable homes, the best way to drive down prices is to take away the ability of real estate speculators to drive up costs post-construction. The county should require all residential subdivisions to follow the model that worked so well in Skill Village, Paia; for 10 years, no renters and no resale for profit. This ensures sales only to those folks who truly want a home.

-Nick Rusnak, Paia The Editor responds: Actually, Jencks isn’t ignoring the county’s affordable housing rules. Out of his proposed 1,400 homes for Wailea 670, he’s said that 350 would be affordable.

That’s one out of four. Of course, not all those 350 would actually be in the Wailea 670 area—he’s said about onethird would be elsewhere—but to be fair most developers do everything they can to make sure the affordable homes they have to build are far from the luxurious homes they desperately want to build.

The real problem with Wailea 670—or

“Honua’ula,” as Jencks prefers to call it—is that the county as a whole can’t afford it.

It’s a massive development coming at a time when other massive developments are popping up all over the island. Where’s the water coming from? Where are the corresponding expansions in roads and infrastructure? Jencks has the affordable housing angle fixed—he talks about it constantly—but it’s the rest of the package that bothers me.

FROG TALK Thanks to Maui Time Weekly for handling a story that was evidently too hot for others (“Infestation!” Jan. 5, 2006). Anthony Pignataro’s report on the coqui problem at Castleton’s nursery in Kihei was a great piece.

It’s heartening to know that our mayor is doing what he can to solve this. Thanks for keeping us informed.

-Warren Woodward, Kihei

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“We’re also hoping to register 20,000 Maui residents to vote as Democrats,” Murphy said.

But even if they succeed, it’s far from certain that patients will have an easier time obtaining medical marijuana. Last year, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the federal government had the right to prohibit medical marijuana and prosecute patients for illegal drug possession and use even if states like Hawai’i permitted it. MTW

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The later would create an allotment system allowing agriculturally zoned family farmers to grow and supply the medical needs of the community. The allotment system would be a farming program resembling the Tobacco Allotment system that was started during the 1920s to help struggling family farmers stay on their land.

To prevent just anyone from suddenly deciding he’s a “family farmer,” anyone wishing to qualify for a medical marijuana allotment must create a five-year organic farm plan based on at least two organic crops. Licensed family farmers would be able to grow and cultivate up to six mature plants, 18 seedlings and 24 ounces of usable marijuana.

This law would also tax and regulate the sale of marijuana for adult use, while directing the Maui Police Department to make investigating, citing and arresting individuals for private adult cannabis offenses its “lowest” law enforcement priority.

Last June, PWT submitted a proposed ordinance to the Maui County Council. After receiving no response, the group went before Circuit Court Judge Joel E. August.

Judge August didn’t order the Council to act, but he did remind Murphy of Article II in the Maui County Charter: “The voters of the county shall have the power to propose ordinances to the Council,” reads the charter. “If the Council fails to adopt the ordinance so proposed without any changes in substance, the voters may adopt the same at the polls.”

Taking the two proposed laws before the voters this November is easier said than done.

First, the group needs to collect 8,000 signatures—roughly 20 percent of the number of voters who cast ballots in the last mayoral election. They have until May to collect the signatures. Murphy said his group will canvass public meetings, rallies, special events and concerts, as well as people traveling down Kahului’s Dairy Road.

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At the Patients Without Time (PWT) office in Paia last week, patients suffering from Cancer, Glaucoma, HIV/AIDS, chronic nausea, Epilepsy, Multiple Sclerosis and Crohn’s disease were streaming in like rain on a winter day in Seattle. For the last two years, the medical marijuana advocacy and advisory organization’s small staff has taken on the big job of helping qualified medical patients with their medical marijuana needs.

Along with helping people get a Blue Card—the state’s license to legally use marijuana as medicine—PWT staff explains the different ways to ingest medical marijuana and advises patients on how to grow their own plants for medicinal use. At last count, PWT serves 680 patients.

“Over 90 percent of Maui County medical marijuana patients cannot meet their own medical marijuana needs on their own,” said Murphy. “Most medical marijuana cardholders are too sick, or they do not have the knowledge or a secure place to grow their medical-grade marijuana. Patients with Hawai’i State Medical Marijuana issued Blue Cards need to be able to have an adequate supply of their medicine.”

On the day I visited, PWT director Brian Murphy was busy trying to rectify that. Visiting with lawyers, accountants and various other medical marijuana advocates, he was learning how to launch a political crusade.

On Jan. 13, 2006, Murphy and supporters—acting under the new group name Democracy in Action—submitted two proposed ordinances supporting efforts to reform state drug laws: “The Maui County Crime Reduction/AlcoholMarijuana Equalization Ordinance” and “The Maui County Compassionate Choice/Family Farmer Regulation and Revenue Ordinance.”

The first would make it lawful for any adult at least 21 years old to use and possess one ounce of marijuana for private

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What she didn’t say: The state Department of Education needs nearly $500 million to fund and fix its 97 schools. That’s tough, especially since it’s far more important to get some tax cuts passed now, while we’ve still got an election year to worry about. But what if the administration just guilted taxpayers—who are already paying for the Department of Education—into doing the repair work themselves? That’s easy! Cheap, too!

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, JAN. 11 After two and a half years of asking, it looks like local schools will finally get drug-sniffing dogs. And our very own Lahaina Intermediate might be the first to get the crack-hunting canines. And it’s not a moment too soon. According to today’s Maui News, there’s been lots of “troublesome” activity at Lahaina Intermediate after hours, according to Principal Marsha Nakamura. Bad stuff, too, like “broken glass and rearranged bleachers and benches apparently used by skaters.” Man, if that doesn’t just scream Dope Epidemic, I don’t know what does. And students are getting busted for marijuana use left and right.

Nakamura told the News that she’s already disciplined one student this year for smoking the reefer, on top of “two or three” last year.

Now there are risks to simply running police dogs through the school, indiscriminately sniffing lockers and rooms: mostly, that some uppity, American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)-loving parents will start questioning whether their son’s or daughter’s rights were violated. This doesn’t bother at least one school board member. “Don’t waste time,” said school board member Mary Cochran—one of the dogs’ original proponents—according to the Jan. 10, 2006 Honolulu Advertiser. “Go for it. What’s the worst thing that’s going to happen? You’re going to get your wrist slapped or you’re going to get sued.” That’s the spirit! Screw civil liberties attorneys or potential state Supreme Court decisions! Were talking broken glass and rearranged bleachers here!

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night’s edition of Larry King Live during a “surprise” phone call. See, Winfrey obviously draws strength from Frey’s “redemption” from a fake life of crime, and presumably, his calling on people to “fuck the bullshit.” Well, that and strength and monster publicity. Oh yeah, this can only help both Frey and Winfrey.

FRIDAY, JAN. 13 THURSDAY, JAN. 12 Don’t you love it when Hana’s most famous landowner steps in it real good but still comes out looking good? Of course I speak of Oprah Winfrey, who’s having to answer tough questions about whether she should continue to tell millions of people to buy James Frey’s now-thoroughly disgraced “memoir” A Million Little Pieces about how he “redeemed” himself after many crimes and months in prison—virtually none of which seems to have actually happened.

You mean to tell me that memoirs aren’t always completely factual? You mean there might be a lie or two in Richard Nixon’s voluminous ramblings? No! Of course, that doesn’t mean Oprah’s actions are anything other than completely shameless. “[T]he underlying message of redemption in James Frey’s memoir still resonates with me, and I know it resonates with millions of other people who have read this book and who will continue to read this book,” she said on last

Papaya output is down 17 percent statewide.

But employee drug use is up six percent.

Discuss amongst yourselves which one’s better.

SATURDAY, JAN. 14 So it looks like Maui’s population is going to double over the next decade. That’s right— according to Mayor Alan Arakawa, developers have an amazing 38,000 new homes and apartments planned or already approved for the island. “We’re going to have to look very seriously at how the community evolves and whether we want to look like New York City,” Arakawa said, according to The Maui News.

This revelation was mentioned almost offhandedly 15 paragraphs into a 42-graph story about the 949 houses and apartments that make up Ma’alaea Mauka, which Ma’alaea Properties wants to build next to the Maui Ocean Center. If Arakawa’s right—and him being mayor and all, the chances are pretty good that he’s close to the mark—then Maui in 2015 will look very differ-

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ent from what it does now. Know all those hundreds and hundreds of acres of sugarcane draped over the central part of the island?

Yeah, they’ll all be homes and strip malls at that projected rate of growth.

SUNDAY, JAN. 15 Well, maybe all that land will be built up—if Hawaiian Cement can cut a deal with the Teamsters so they won’t go on strike and all but terminate construction throughout the state. What’s remarkable here isn’t so much that Hawaiian Cement is the state’s sole cement importer, but that the number of Teamsters who would actually go on strike—they’re talking 12:01 a.m. this coming Thursday—hovers between 20 and 26. That’s it—a little over twodozen guys stop working, and suddenly no cement—the key ingredient in concrete—moves throughout Hawai’i. Leaving aside the labor demands and counter-demands driving the threatened strike, how on earth could things get to the point where there’s just one cement importer in the entire state? Especially since all this happened before. Granted, that was way, way back in 2004, but the strike was sufficient to put hundreds of construction guys out of work for months. Look, I’m as anti-development as they come, but this only having one cement company is stupid.

MONDAY, JAN. 16 Perhaps sensing trouble stemming from the bloody, increasingly fruitless war in Iraq that’s already killed 2,220 American soldiers and perhaps as many as a couple hundred thousand Iraqi civilians; the smoldering insurgency that will never end in Afghanistan; stories of U.S. troops beating and torturing prisoners; revelations of secret prisons in Eastern Europe; and massive, illegal spying on American citizens, the Pentagon has decided that the solution to its woes is that we’re just not laughing enough. So they went and hired Colonel James “Scotty” Scott, U.S. Army (Ret.) who works as a certified “laughter training specialist,” according to a USA Today story run in today’s Honolulu Advertiser. No, I’m serious: he goes around the country, teaching National Guard families “to laugh for no reason.”

The idea being that the more the families are laughing, the healthier they’ll be and the less they’ll be worrying over their loved ones sent overseas.

TUESDAY, JAN. 17 Now that’s funny, but not quite for the reasons the Pentagon generals probably thought of when they dreamed up this wonder.

Anthony Pignataro is currently finishing a memoir detailing how he recently overcame a painful, wrenching Triscuit addiction that nearly destroyed him. MTW

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It seems strange now, but the whole case hinged on a wristband. The kid shouldn’t have gotten one, but he did, and it cost Casanova in Makawao $1,000.

It happened the night of May 25, 2005—a Ladies’ Night as it was, and the place was packed. Standing in line at 10 p.m. was Dennett M. K. Hesia, 18, and he wanted to get inside. Somehow, according to prosecuting attorney Andrew Martin, Hesia managed to bypass the first doorman, whose job was to check patron IDs and proceed straight to the second doorman, who collected cover charges and handed out wristbands. Hesia paid his money, got his wristband, and went inside, where he drank three Heinekens.

At the Jan. 5, 2006 Board of Adjudication hearing, Casanova owners Steven Segre and Steven Burgelin pled No Contest to one count relating to the incident (they dropped their earlier Not Guilty plea in exchange for reduced charges). They spoke of how Burgelin had spotted Hesia—who apparently tried to gain entrance to the club on a regular basis—in the parking lot shortly before 10 p.m., and had warned him not to try to get in on that night.

They talked of how they felt Hesia had actually used a fake ID to get past their doorman—the police found only his legitimate ID on him when they arrested him later that night following a car accident—and they said both doormen would now be carding all incoming patrons, while four other bouncers patrolled the club and parking lot.

They’ve also decided to begin using new wristbands—ones that can’t be removed with soap and water—that they found when they asked the Grand Wailea how they keep unauthorized people from dipping into their pool.

It was a lot of effort, which the board recognized by not slapping Casanova with the $2,000 maximum fine.

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The father said only that he had punished the boy for lying.

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from asbestos exposure, but most of those same clients also claimed asbestosis from asbestos exposure, when experts say the two illnesses rarely exist simultaneously. Judge Jack found that one plaintiff’s doctor, Ray Harron (who had given up his practice in order to interpret X-rays full-time, at $125 each), had detected asbestosis (but no silicosis) in all 1,807 X-rays he saw, and then, only a few years later, detected silicosis (but no asbestosis) in the same 1,807 X-rays.

AWESOME! With an Oakland Tribune reporter and 20 people looking on in November in a parking lot in Fremont, Calif., Tu Jin-Sheng, 50, “grandmaster” in one of the Chinese arts of Qigong, pulled a rental truck several yards using only a piece of fabric tied to the base of his genitals. Jin-Sheng is supposedly a leader of the branch of Qigong known as “Iron Crotch,” whose 60,000 adherents worldwide believe that strengthening the genitals increases energy. To warm up for the pull, Jin-Sheng had an assistant kick him hard between the legs.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS The robber of a Fastrip store in Joplin, Mo., ignoring a “Use Other Door” sign pointing to an unlocked front door, spent valuable getaway time trying unsuccessfully to bash in the companion (but locked) front door with a chair, then finally bashed in a small window along a side wall and crawled out to escape (December). And Landon McQuilkin, 21, arrested in November in Jacksonville, Fla., after he allegedly abducted a man and said he would kill him, relented to his victim’s “last request” to visit his girlfriend before he died; with McQuilkin waiting in the car outside her house, the victim went in, locked the door and called police. MTW

The Irony of Injury Or, why massage therapists sometimes need therapy

By Anthony Pignataro of cases.” She added that waitressing is As I suppose is inevitable when getting a far more strenuous than therapy and proper massage from a properly licensed that, if done properly, massage therapy massage therapist, we got to talking about would not lead to injury. injuries. At first the subject was me, natuBut then I asked if she had ever been rally. But when I revealed that I actually injured. Considering how she thought I have no injuries—debilitating or otherwas over-blowing a remote possibility, I wise—and was just getting a massage was surprised by her answer. because I rarely, if ever, get massages, she “When I was in massage school I develmentioned off-hand that injuries were oped tendonitis in my thumbs,” she said. common amongst therapists.

“First the right one, and then the left one.

“What?” I asked, only half conscious of What happened was, because I was what she was saying. forced to stop using my thumbs, I “Oh yeah,” she said while rubdeveloped new techniques that I bing my shoulder. “It’s real easy became comfortable with— to hurt yourself if you’re trying using other parts of my hand, to do too much. Especially if especially my fingers. Once my you’re working too deep or thumbs got better, I never had not using your body right.” that problem again in 27 years I didn’t really think about it much at the time—no one real- MIND-BODY-SPIRIT of practice.”

Then there was the matter with her ly ever thinks about much when getting a wrist. “Focused on work and not my body, really good massage, and I was getting a I would be hurting my wrist and wouldn’t really good massage—but later when I notice it until the end of the day,” she said. wasn’t lying on my stomach getting all “I knew I was doing something, but evensorts of stress I didn’t even know I had tually I was able to focus on what I was rubbed out of my muscles, I was suddenly doing. It took me a couple months to realintrigued at the irony of licensed massage ize [what she was doing]. I was doing so therapists possibly injuring themselves many different things with my hands durwhile trying to treat other people’s injuries. ing the course of the day.”

How could this be? How could a licensed The point isn’t that Sola was a bad therprofessional develop repetitive stress injury apist or that she’s part of a risky profession, or some other problem doing their job, but rather that it’s difficult for any of us— when they’re the ones trained and including massage therapist students—to schooled in getting rid of those problems in shake the bad habits we learn as children. the rest of us? How often did this happen?

“Postural habits and movements that we To find out more—or if I was simply have are very hard to change,” she said, making a big deal out of nothing—I adding that injury warnings and proper called Linda Sola, director of the Maui techniques are constantly stressed to stuSchool of Therapeutic Massage in dents. “We learn to walk by watching our Makawao. Chuckling a bit, she said that parents. To ask someone at the age of 30 injuries to therapists, while possible, hapto be more aware, that’s a lot to ask.” MTW pened only “in a relatively small number

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The Spice of Life On a journey with healer Dennis Prince

By Jennifer Russo “The body is like a car,” he says. “It needs maintenance.”

Dennis Prince, proprietor of Island Spice, explains that to be healthy, you have to keep yourself mentally clean and nourished, and that healing is a continuous process. He says every plant has a function, whether it’s anti-bacterial or diuretic or otherwise, and that you must

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always live expressing love in order to “stay in the light.”

I have decided to go on a healing journey. And I started this journey while sitting on a stool in a tiny shop at 505 Front St. in Lahaina, prodding Prince—or “Spice,” as he is popularly referred to—for information on his beginnings in the field of alternative medicine.

would come to me and ask about what He was first introduced to this healing herbs to take for this and that. And the knowledge on the Georgian landscape, information and plants I would give them where his grandparents were farmers and worked so well, they were so stoked that horticulturists and had a wealth of inforthey wanted to compensate me and mation about plants. His childhood would leave me money. That is was spent learning about plants how this business began for me and finding that he took to the many years ago.” education easily. He also found Spice also has the gift of that he had a knack for knowbeing able to “read” the body. ing how to use those plants to People come to him with a treat what ails the body. general malaise that he can “I was at a point in life where I had a little place on three MIND-BODY-SPIRIT detect as an unbalanced “weight” on the body that accumulates acres,” Spice says, ”and I could not find a from untreated past occurrences. job anywhere, doing anything. Not wash“I tell people that you have to live in the ing dishes, not nothing. So my friends who light,” he says. “What that means is that knew I had this knowledge about plants you have to live from your heart and release all negativity.”

Spice says herbs constitute only five to 10 percent of the healing process; it’s your spiritual energy that’s of utmost importance. When he does detect negative energy lingering in the body he applies plant energies, known as “vibrations,” to kick-start you up and start drawing those vibes out.

His father exposed him to spirituality early, and it’s a vital influence on all of his teachings. Spice is able to sense disturbances in your personality, spirituality and health, and can recommend positive changes to your whole being that includes a combination of spiritual exercise, vibrations and herbs. Most people seek counsel from him when they’re fed up with the medical industry and are determined to find a solution to their healthcare problems.

Spice lives up in the mountains of West Maui, in a shack he constructed fromscraps. Living close to nature is something he feels he must do, as it helps him eliminate some of the mental baggage he collects while dealing with folks and their health. He tells me that he now operates primarily on an appointment-only basis for patients so that he can focus on some of his other important tasks this year.

He’ll be tackling a book project, offering this dying art of healing therapies some immortality. He’s also focusing more on his clothing line that has an emphasis in surf apparel, called Island Spice Spiritual Surf Co. Actually, it’s this new merchandise idea that will be taking front and center as Spice develops a group of products designed to assist the traveling surfer, including an endurance formula, general cleanse, mosquito repellant, sleep aid and immunity formula.

Back at the shop, I look around at the jars of herbs, Bearwood Bark, Wheat Grass, Fenugreek, Oak Wood, as well as the labels on the bottles of vibrations—Tuna Cactus, Pink Hibiscus, Humbleness. I am ready to begin my treatment.

Spice tells me my left side is a bit atrophied by “darkness,” and my left arm is “weighed down.” He lights incense for aromatherapy. He asks if I feel a tightness in my throat. Also, he says I have a nervous

energy that travels down my spine. We get to the bottom of this by consulting my astrological chart and what Spice calls “God’s Cocktail.”

We find that I have much Scorpio influence that could be creating that “jumping” energy in me. But plenty of Virgo offsets all this with much down-to-earth energy, creating the even keel I am commonly known for.

Nevertheless, I want to be rid of this negativity on the left side so I try several “frequencies” in an original product that Spice has developed based on plant personalities. Each frequency embodies the vibrations and spirit of the plant. These have an immediate calming—then lifting—effect.

To finish it off, he blows on my forehead to “clear out” the bad energy. With my eyes closed I am treated to images of haliconia, night blooming cirrus and swirling colors.

And my tension is miraculously released.

I leave determined to have this higher vibratory mindset and promise to report back with positive feeling. Easier said than done, as I am released from the herbal cocoon of his office back to the modern vibrations of paint fumes, traffic and work stress.

For more info, call Island Spice in Lahaina at 667-4357. MTW

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So you want us to wear some stretch take deeper, slower breaths, which helps pants, lay on a rubber mat and twist our lung function and triggers the body’s relaxright elbow around our back so that we ation response.” Yeah... But we think it’s can grab our left knee, all while focusing gotta be good for sex, too. on doing that “wind-through-theGo with the Flow: “Yoga helps to trees” breathing and trying to improve circulation and moves decipher what the hell Eka Pada oxygenated blood to the Rajakapotasana is and why body’s cells.” exactly we would want to do Get Rid of the Kinks: “Yoga a One-Legged King Pigeon helps to improve body alignPose anyway? ment, helping to relieve There are actually many more back, neck, joint and muscle merits to a regular yoga practice MIND-BODY-SPIRIT problems.” than the ability to translate Sanskrit. Thanks That Guy Over There in Monkey Pose Has to Deborah DiPierro of Island Spirit a Nice Butt: “Yoga helps us to focus on the Yoga Studio in Lahaina, we can figure out present moment and helps create what some of those benefits are: mind/body awareness.”

Be More Bendy: DiPierro says, “Yoga Peace, Love and… : “A yoga practice helps to improve mobility and flexibility, can change your life in many ways. It increasing range of movement and reduchelps us to open up our hearts and ing aches and pains.” become more compassionate and understanding of others.”

Look Less Like Nick Nolte: “Yoga reduces Alright, alright. Somebody hand me my the physical effects of stress on the body.”

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Keep Your Cool: “Yoga helps to lower blood pressure and heart rate.”

Don’t Be Illin’: “Yoga helps to boost the Island Spirit Yoga Studio is located at immune system.”

Lahaina Square Shopping Center. For class schedule or info, call 808-667-2111. MTW Just Say O2!: “Yoga teaches people to

You ever notice how your dog sometimes just sits there, tongue hanging out of his slobbering jaws, eyes half-closed, seemingly gazing out at nothing at all and sometimes for hours? Well, give your canine companion some slack! He’s just meditating.

In fact, James Jacobson, author of How to Meditate with Your Dog (along with coauthor Kristine Chandler Madera), calls this zoned-out state the “Hound Lounge.” And you can get in on it, too, if you want. You’ve always heard how meditation is good for you—reduces stress, depression, anxiety, plus increases focus and all that—so why not include your bow-wow buddy?

To get started, Jacobson encourages you to schedule a regular time with your dog, develop a ritual and let go of expectation.

Have your dog sit next to you or on your lap, then put one or both hands on your dog, synchronizing your breathing. But don’t get discouraged; meditation— whether you’re canine or Homo sapiens— takes practice.

Plus, Jacobson says it’s an excellent way to strengthen your bond.

“Becoming more dog,” he writes, “can give us a whole new leash on life.” MTW

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Exercise and make it fun! Walk your dog, Be prepared for big and little emergen(or offer to take your neighbor’s dog for a cies. Share your “just in case” continwalk) go on an early morning hike to gency plans, (“If either of us is take photographs of the sunrise, delayed, here’s what we’ll do...” swim, put on some music and Or, “If we get separated in the dance in the kitchen. shopping center, or the county Hydrate! Pack water wherevfair, here’s where we’ll meet.”) er you go. Add mint, lime, Fix it! If your alarm clock, lemongrass for medicinal flawallet, shoelaces, windshield vor or make sun teas. Use glass or polycarbonate contain- MIND-BODY-SPIRIT wipers, “whatevahs” are a constant aggravation, get them ers to avoid pcb leaching from fixed or get new ones. plastic bottles. Install and use a good water Don’t do anything you have to lie about. filter for all your drinking water and cooking needs.

Spirit: Try some new healthy foods; Try dried Practice non-violent communication with Goji Berries on your cereal, flax seed oil on yourself and with others. Focus on underyour salad, stevia instead of your usual tea standing rather than on being understood, or coffee sweetener, sprinkle dulse in your on loving rather than on being loved. Don’t miso soup. keep score. Stop negative self-talk: “I’m too Read the labels and avoid MSG, fat, too old.” Congratulate yourself along Aspartame, partially hydrogenated oils, the way of achieving your goals. diet sodas and food with artificial color, Talk out your problems. Write your meats preserved with sodium nitrates. thoughts and feelings down on paper. It Make a commitment to try it for two weeks can help you clarify and give you a and keep a simple journal of what you eat renewed perspective. and your energy or pain levels. You may be Allow time every day for privacy, quiet amazed at the difference in how you feel. and thinking or singing.

Toss out those aluminum pots and pans Support those in your comand rice cookers. Teflon is a munity that bring you good carcinogen and flakes into health and joy. Let them your food or is inhaled in know you appreciate their your lungs when cooking at efforts with your business. high temperatures.

Frequent your farmers’ marUse environmentally kets, suppliers of organic and sound cleaning products.

GMO free food, your local Especially in Hawai’i, underbusinesses, your favorite stand that every product you restaurants. Give the gift of a use impacts the environsmile or a funny story. ment, our food sources, our Be generous. Share your water tables, the ocean. gifts, talents and interests Switch to bio-friendly cleanand abilities with others. ing products for everything Have an optimistic view of including your car, your hair, the world. Most people do your dog and your weed the best they can. control. Using baking soda, vinegar, brands like Miracle For more info, visit hawaiSoap or concentrated Simple ihealthguide.com. MTW Green and will also be kind on your wallet, too.

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What are your thoughts on eating local and/or organic foods?

Food choices affect our health and wellbeing. They also have a direct effect

on farming, farmers, other producers and policies. When you buy organic or local foods you are supporting people concerned with the quality of their product, the treatment of their animals and their impact on the environment.

Everything you eat has a significant impact— not just on your body but also on your surroundings, which is why we encourage people to adhere to either a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Have you always been a vegan?

I’ve been a vegan since 1985. I grew up in L.A. eating meat like most people. As I got older and became more informed through reading and talking to people on farms and about farming, environmental pollution and work standards, I naturally gravitated towards a vegan diet. There was also a day during this transition when I saw a dead chicken lying on its back with its legs in the air and I decided, “I don’t want to eat that anymore.”

What are your thoughts on organic meat?

With the growing concerns over Mad Cow [Disease] and other pathogens, more people are turning to organic meat. It’s definitely better than industrially farmed meat. Each time you substitute organic meat or vegetables for industrially farmed meat that’s a step in the right direction. Like I said before, we advocate a vegan lifestyle because we think it’s best but everyone needs to make their own decision.

There’s no right answer for everyone. It’s more important that you’re conscious of what you eat than whether or not you’re a vegan or vegetarian. MTW

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11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. Open daily, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MonSat, 8 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., Mon-Fri 5-8 p.m., Fri-Sat 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. Mon-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Open 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food.

10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks.

Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MonSat, 6:45 a.m.-10 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Mon, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tue-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi.

Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m., 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Every month you choose 12 meals to make at home. Wed-Sat. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

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444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the groups who call Hawai’i home. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.

395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. Sun-Thu 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri-Sat 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Japanese. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2492420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. 6 a.m.-10 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.-4 p.m.

150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.3 p.m., 4-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

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Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Sun, Tue-Thu 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Fri-Sat 6 a.m.-10 p.m., Mon 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m.

1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. Mon-Fri 10 a.m.5:30 p.m., Sat 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine, delicious noodle dishes. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

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DININGLISTINGS Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and sandwiches. Mon-Sat 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Sun 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6 a.m.-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. 12 p.m.-3 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m.

Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 8911400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898.

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines.

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. MSa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

5:15 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m., 5 p.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

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Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m.

Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches, ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily from 6 a.m.8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available.

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Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks.

Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.

810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around. Open 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks.

Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

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Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m.

811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TueSat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina.

174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

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American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices.

Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., Fr-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$

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Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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by Samantha Campos

Buddhism Live!

Friday through Sunday at the Maui Dharma Center in Paia [BUDDHIST TALKS] It’s not every day that a couple Buddhist scholars drop

by Maui for a friendly chat. Which is why you don’t want to miss Khenpo Tsultrim Gyamtso Rinpoche and The Dzogchen Ponlop Rinpoche, two of the hottest and most respected Buddhist teachers currently on the lecture circuit. The former is a Mahamudra yogi guru master while the later is a Nyingma & Kagma Schools of Tibetan Buddhism scholar.

They’re hosting a ton of sessions, too: the whole thing kicks off Friday night, from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. On Saturday and Sunday, sessions run from 10 a.m. to noon and then again from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. If you just go for the evening session, they’re suggesting a $20-40 donation; $35-75 for the fullday jobs, depending on how long you’re there and how much you get out of it. The Maui Dharma Center is located at 81 Baldwin Ave., in Paia.

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Clements-ism Friday-Saturday, 7:30-9 p.m. at The Studio Maui [SPIRITUAL COMEDY] Ever wonder about your life? What to believe when it comes to belief? Contemplate what the world is going to be like when our children, nieces, nephews and grandkids get older? Sometimes I think, “Damn. My ancestors-to-come are really going to have it bad.” Human rights activist and former Buddhist monk Alan Clements has some ideas. He’ll be exploring the answers to these questions and more. But don’t get the notion that it’s all going to be serious. Actually, here’s a quote from an interview he did for Shared Vision Magazine: “Someone needs to do a workshop for men on how not to think with your balls, but no one would come, no pun intended.” Now that’s a belief I believe we can all share. $15 suggested contribution.

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Booty Calls Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the Stepping Stone Playhouse [IMPROV TROUPE] The InsPirates is the most recent comedic brainchild of Steven Nikolau and Matthew Brass, formerly of The Pono Players, but also featuring Daniel Vicars, Rachel Deboer, Ishiah, J Bird and Tennessee. Their latest show, called “Channel Sailing,” is—in their witty banter—“a treasure chest” full of improv comedy, live music, performance art and “mystical visual projections, as these light-speed wit slingers will quantum leap everything you thought you knew about TV… on a quest for the rich booty of creative inspiration.” Hey baby, call it what you will— laughter heals. Performances also on Jan. 28 and Feb. 4. The Stepping Stone Playhouse is located on the second floor of the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center in Kahului. Cover: $15. For info, call 298-BARD.

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In my journey through pregnancy, I’m on the last leg. With birth a mere three weeks away, I’ve been preparing with research and classes, trying to find that elusive solution to the fear and pain of springing my offspring. When I heard of Zoe Weston’s class “Prenatal Belly Dance,” I thought it would be more about fitness than childbirth preparation. So I headed to her lesson in anticipation of a good workout and an opportunity to dance and shake my hips—something that’s been impossible with such a big belly.

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I’ve always enjoyed dancing. And I’ve also known shaking my moneymaker was going to get me in a world of trouble—nine months of trouble, that is. My daughter was conceived over a fun night of dancing and music. Dance has been an expression of sensual seduction since prehistoric times. But from Weston’s class, I also learned dance can be a pathway to natural, painless childbirth.

Weston is a petite girl, married with no kids.

But she is a tireless researcher and supporter of pregnancy and birthing, offering prenatal yoga, HypnoBirthing lessons and her services as a doula. She began her work on the topic over 10 years ago in preparation of starting her own family, along with anthropology studies and dance practice.

In her belly dance class I learned that as I practiced these moves, I was actually preparing myself for a more relaxed and pain-free birth. Belly dance is an ancient form of childbirth preparation, strengthening muscles in the belly and legs that come in handy during labor.

During a recent class, music filled my ears as we practiced six main moves, hip circles, figure eights, undulations, rib cage isolations, hip hits and pelvic circles. It was cool and rainy outside but I was working up a sweat without lifting my feet off the ground. In belly dance most moves are isolations, which are cleverly low-impact and pregnancy appropriate. Class lasts for about an hour, with warm up and cool down periods.

I could physically feel how these dance moves were strengthening my belly and hips.

But Weston reminded me that dance and music also help to relax your body and mind, important in easing labor.

“Pregnancy and labor is not a medical condition,” Weston said. “It is a natural function.

Women have been giving birth for years without hospitals. It is the fear of the unknown, the flight or fight factor, that makes it painful.”

I left the class with a new high on birth and several new methods on easing labor, as well as a dance tip for helping induce my pregnancy should I become overdue.

“It’s never too late to began preparing,” said Weston. “I even helped a lady who came in at nine months, weeks overdue. I showed her how to do some pelvic circles, which can help you if you’re late. She was elated that her labor began after practicing some at home.”

While I’m hoping for an early, painless and quick labor, others might be interested in taking classes from Weston for their prenatal preparations. You will find her at www.zoeweston.com, email zoe@zoeweston.com, or phone for her latest class schedule at 808-387-1980. MTW

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Glory Road tells the story of the first all African-American starting lineup of basketball players, at Texas Western College in 1966, as led by their groundbreaking coach Don Haskins (Josh Lucas, Undertow). Debut director James Gartner struggles with solidifying the film’s socially explosive period aspects against the exacting demands of recreating a season’s worth of hair-raising basketball games surging toward the 1966 NCAA tournament.

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★★★★★ Rated PG/106 mins.

Josh Lucas excites the screen as Coach Haskins, but is frequently upstaged by the talented ensemble of upstart actors that include Derek Luke, Mehcad Brooks, Al Shearer and Damaine Radcliff. Jon Voight delivers a remarkable performance as University of Kentucky’s bigoted coach Adolph Rupp. Entertaining and cathartic in spite of its faults, Glory Road fills an important gap in sports history.

Texas Western College is now called the University of Texas at El Paso, and it’s easy to imagine that Don Haskins’ color-blind basketball coaching contributed in some degree to the school’s name change. For their part, screenwriters Christopher Cleveland and Bettina Giliois do an admirable job of capturing the turbulent

social atmosphere of racism that plagued the young African American basketball players whose game skills exceeded those of their rivals.

It’s too bad that the director, James Gartner, doesn’t know how to frame and layer the on-the-court action so that it resonates against the rest of the movie. Most surprising is the sloppy editing from the estimable John Wright (The Hunt For Red October) that turns the finale game of the movie to a kind of fast-forward pulp accented by some glaring continuity mistakes.

Here is a movie that should and could have been every bit as invigorating and satisfying as Gavin O’Connor’s Miracle (2004) which layered its Olympic hockey story with a full range of character emotion, social context and sports action. James Gartner lets us feel some of the vehement hatred and abuse that these African American Basketball players suffered, but we don’t get enough of their expression against it.

There is a brief period when the black players on the team shun the white players during a game, but we don’t see the decisiveness in their eyes that portrays their inner crisis because the director doesn’t know how to incorporate close-ups into the sequence.

The movie ends with a credit sequence that’s balanced with commentary from the real-life Don Haskins and several of the actual Texas Western players who contributed so famously to opposing segregation in college basketball during that amazing NCAA season in 1966.

The closure helps to compensate for the personal revelation that the film lacks. MTW

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Brokeback Mountain - R - F, M-W (1:05, 4:05), 7, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:05), 4:05, 7, 9:50 Cheaper by the Dozen 2 - PG - Th only (1:50, 4:10), 6:30 Chronicles of Narnia - PG - Th (1, 1:30, 3:55, 4:30), 6:50, 7:30, 9:45, F, M-W (1, 3:55), 6:50, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 3:55, 6:50, 9:45 End of the Spear - PG13 - F, M-W (1:30, 4:10), 7:10, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:10, 7:10, 9:45 Family Stone - PG13 - Th only (1:40, 4), 6:40, 9:20 Fun w/Dick & Jane - PG13 - Th only (2, 4:15), 6:55, 9:10 Glory Road - PG - Th (1:10, 3:50), 6:45, 9:30, F, M-W (1:10, 3:45), 6:40, 9:20, Sa-Su (1:10), 3:45, 6:40, 9:20 Grandma’s Boy - R - Th only 9 Hoodwinked - PG - Th (1:25, 3:30, 5:30), 7:40, 9:45, F, M-W (1:25, 3:30, 5:30), 7:35, 9:35, Sa-Su (1:25, 3:30), 5:30, 7:35, 9:35 Hostel - R- Th (1, 3:15, 5:30) 7:45, 10, Fr, M-W (1:50, 4:30), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (1:50), 4:30, 7:30, 10 King Kong - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:15, 5), 8:45, SaSu (1:15), 5, 8:45 Last Holiday - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:45, 4:20), 7, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:20, 7:05, 9:40 Munich - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1:20, 4:45), 8:10, Sa-Su (1:20), 4:45, 8:10 The Ringer - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:55, 4:25), 7:10, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:55), 4:25, 7:15, 9:30 Underworld: Evolution - R - F, M-W (1, 1:40, 3:50 4:15), 6:55, 7:20, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (1, 1:40), 3:50, 4:15, 6:55, 7:20, 9:30, 10

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I’m wondering what happened to the half Lichen half Vampire guy? watching the couple make asses out of themselves is much more entertaining. 90 min. (Ashley Fitch) GLORY ROAD - (PG) - Sports, Drama - Just in time for March Madness, this is the story of Texas Western College, the first school in college basketball history to field five African-American starters, and the troubles they encountered on their way to the NCAA finals. Stars Josh Lucas and Derek Luke. 106 min. (Anthony Pignataro) GRANDMA’S BOY - (R) - Comedy - So a 36-year-old video game slacke, has to move in with his grandmother and her roommates. And, of course, he tells all his friends that he lives with really hot babes. Nice. Hey loser, get a job. (KLW) HOODWINKED - (PG) - Animation, Family - Everyone remembers the story of Red Riding Hood, right? So this movie starts where the story ends. The police come and all the characters are questioned. Then comes the guessing game of figuring out what really happened. It looks cute. 81 min. (HK) HOSTEL - (R) - Thriller, Horror - Paxton and Josh backpack through Europe eager to make quintessentially hazy travel memories with new friend Oli, an Icelander they've met along the way. They’re eventually lured by a fellow traveler to what's described as a nirvana for American backpackers. which happens to be a particular hostel in an out-of-the-way Slovakian town stocked with Eastern European women as desperate as they are gorgeous. Oh-Oh! This is really too good to be true.

95 min. (KLW) KING KONG - (PG13) - Action-Adventure - In a massive jungle on Skull Island, creatures from prehistoric times have been protected and hidden for millions of years. But a group of nosy filmmakers discover a giant gorilla so, of course, they have to go on a great-ape search. Their greedy quest puts them up against not only Kong but his dinosaur enemies, too. Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. 187 min. (KLW) THE LAST HOLIDAY - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama Queen Latifah plays a quiet and reserved woman who, upon a visit to the doctor, thinks she only has three weeks to live. This news pushes her to take risks she normally wouldn’t. Also stars LL Cool J. 108 min. (HK) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA - (PG13) - Drama - Based on the bestselling book by Arthur Golden about the journey of a peasant girl into one of Japan’s most notorious geishas. As long as you don’t think too much about the implications of the actresses not being Japanese, the movie is entertaining in that Hollywoodepic kind of way. The cinematography and costumes are predictably gorgeous, and the villainess is deliciously wicked. 145 min. (Samantha Campos) MUNICH - (R)- Set in the aftermath of the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics, story follows a secret Israeli squad assigned to track down and kill the 11 Palestinians suspected to have planned the Munich attack--and the personal toll this mission of revenge takes on the team and the man who led it.

Why can’t we just all get along? (KLW) THE PRODUCERS - (PG13) - Comedy - The huge stars (Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane) who brought this classic back on Broadway are now gettin’ it to the

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AEON FLUX - (PG-13) - Action - In the future the seemingly perfect world is anything but and there is no freedom, only government control. Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron) is the head agent of a rebel force and on the frontline of a secret fight. 125 min. (Gabrielle Poccia) CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN II - (PG) - Family, Comedy - Sometimes I think Hollywood just wants me to feel like a bitch for ripping on every movie released, because they totally set me up to do so! Many people enjoyed the first time around with Steve Martin playing the hapless father of 12—I wasn’t one of them. Now, we all know sequels usually aren’t as good as the originals. So I’m going to just keep my comments to myself.

94 min. (HK) CHICKEN LITTLE - (G) - Animated, Comedy Chicken Little is trying to mend his reputation.

He’s already made an ass out of himself by falsely telling the whole town that the sky was falling and now is just trying to lay low. Unfortunately, he discovers that the sky really is going to fall and he and his misfit friends must get the whole town out of harm’s way. 96 min. (GP) THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA - (PG) Action-Adventure, Fantasy - This story follows the exploits in World War II England of four Pevensie siblings who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of “hide and seek.” Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch. 140 min. (Kimberly L. Welch) THE FAMILY STONE - (PG13) - Comedy, Family - A Christmas flick chock full of movie stars. This one is garaunteed to make us all laugh, cry and walk out of the theatre holding hands. Maybe that’s taking it a step too far, but we’re definitely dealing with a predictable feel-good movie in the spirit of the holidays. 103 min. (HK) FUN WITH DICK AND JANE - (PG13) Comedy, Adventure - One day after being promoted, Dick Harper (Jim Carrey) realizes he’s in the heart of an Enron-like scandal. With no stable source of income, Dick and his wife Jane (Tea Leoni) are forced to sell off their beloved plasma TV. After a series of crappy jobs and no hope of a new flat screen, the couple embark on a full-blown crime spree. There’s a moral lesson in all this but

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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - (R) - Drama, Romance, Western - Two cowboys work together, then become friends... and more? It’s a tale of the issues people face due to the blind hatred of society. It’s going to be a romantic and touching tear jerker. The title could be referring to the back breaking struggles the characters are forced to face. But, let’s be honest, we’re all thinking it means these two are breaking each other’s backs in the sack. I’m sorry, but it had to be said. 134 min. (Heidi King) CAPOTE - (R) - Drama - The Hollywood version of the true story of writer Truman Capote. In 1959, a family was murdered in a small Kansas town.

Capote was sent to write a piece for The New Yorker magazine and ended up getting more involved than he expected by be-friending the murderer. Moral dilemmas galore! 110 min. (HK) END OF THE SPEAR - (PG13) - Drama - There’s a lot of drama this week isn’t there? Okay, so another “based on a true story” movie. This one is where some missionaries go to help an Amazon tribe. The tribesmen kill them and later one finds himself involved with the family of one of the missionaries. Twisted. 112 min. (HK) UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION - (R) - ActionHorror - This sequel to 2003’s Underworld promises to be, at the very least, loaded with lots of bloody-blockbustin’ action, and well, sexy, sultry eye candy—in that dark and tormented, wicked kind of way! Kate Beckinsale stars as the vampyvixen Selene, the vampire heroine who realized in the prequel she was fighting against the wrong evil. But with hybrid Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman) at her side, they battle against this ancient war between vampire and lycan (werewolf), in a romance as forbidden as the hybrid himself. Oh, the agony! The heartache! The torture of being a vam—I mean lyca—er...hmm. 106 min.

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Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Aeon Flux - PG-13 - Th only (2:50), 5:05, 7:20, 9:35 Capote - R - F-W (12:30), 4:20, 7, 9:40 Chicken Little - G - Th only (12:55) Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Daily (1:15, 2:40), 4:15, 5:35, 7:15, 8:30, 10:10 Producers - PG13 - Daily (12:30), 4:05, 7, 9:55 Rumor Has It - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Tristan & Isolde - PG13 - F-W (1), 4:30, 7:10, 9:55

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FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Hoodwinked - PG - Th (4:30), 7:15, 9:45, F, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 9, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9 King Kong - PG13 - Th (3:45), 7:45, F, M-W (3:45), 7:30, Sa-Su (11:45), 3:45, 7:30 Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (3:30), 6:45, 9:45, Sa-Su (12), 3:30, 6:45, 9:45 Tristan & Isolde - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (4), 7, 10, SaSu (1), 4, 7, 10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Grandma’s Boy - R - Th only (2, 4:30), 7:30, 9:45 Hostel - R - Th only (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45 King Kong - PG13 - Th only (11:45, 3:45), 7:45 Last Holiday - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:30 Munich - R - F, M-W (12:30, 4:15), 7:45, Sa-Su (12:30), 4:15, 7:45 Underworld: Evolution - R - F, M-W (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45

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Three Phantoms In Concert - Friday. Enjoy three magnificent tenors, Craig Schulman, Kevin Gray and Cris Groenendaal, each of whom has portrayed the legendary Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. They'll sing hit numbers from the shows that made them Broadway stars, including songs from Les Miserables, Guys & Dolls, Man of La Mancha, Sweeney Todd, Kiss Me Kate and Jekyll & Hyde. Tickets: $35, $25, $10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Tita Out: What? Again? - Friday-Sunday. Local actress/radio personality Kathy Collins brings back her one-tita show with new stories and special guests Willie K and Eric Gilliom. Chicken-skin stories, Hawaiian history and legends, musical mastery, and pidgin pride! Winner of the Hawaii Music Awards' 2005 Comedy Album of the Year, "Tita" will have you laughing "fo' days"! Tickets: $25. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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Jake Shimabukuro - Jan. 26-29. Known for lightning-fast fingers and revolutionary playing techniques, Jake Shimabukuro is a young master of the ukulele who shatters musical boundaries. He plays music previously unthought-of for the instrument (anything from “The Star Spangled Banner” to jazz standards) and has created groundbreaking new styles with his boundless reserves of energy. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. “Footloose” - Jan. 27-28. Presented by Baldwin High School. The story revolves around a Chicago boy who moves to a small farming town during his high school senior year. As if being the new kid in town isn't difficult enough, he soon finds out the town has rigid laws; one being a strict ban on dancing. Footloose has dynamic songs with a rock‘n’roll rhythm that will make you want to dance in your seat. Tickets: $14, $10, $7.

Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun., 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Julia Migenes - Jan. 31. Opera diva, dancer, Broadway actress, film star, Grammy-winner for the soundtrack of opera film Carmen, in which she played the title role, choreographer of the dance and music recital Passions Latines and author of this one-woman show, Julia Migenes brings passion, sensuality and endless talent to every role. Tickets: $35, $25, $10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Dames At Sea” - Feb. 2-9. "The ‘30s Musical Extravaganza on the High Seas." Full of comedy, tap dancing and love songs, it’s a spoof of 1930’s movie musicals. Dinner buffet included. Tickets: $60. 6 p.m.

Extra showing on Sun at 12 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel in Kahului, 1-800-595-4TIX. John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers - Feb 2. John Mayall has been hailed as the godfather of British blues, nurturing a Who’s Who list of talent. Joining the tour is Savoy Brown’s band leader Kim Simmonds— another British blues guitar legend—with a rare set of acoustic blues to open the show before he starts trading licks with the Bluesbreaker’s Dallas “Fret” Burner and Buddy Whittington. Tickets: $40. $35, $30. 7 p.m,.

Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Lunasa - Feb. 3. Called an “Irish Music Dream Team”

by Folk Roots magazine, this all-star quintet Lúnasa is comprised of alumni from some of the greatest Irish groups of the decade. Named for an ancient Celtic harvest festival in honor of the god Lugh (patron of the arts), Lúnasa redefines traditional music with inventive arrangements and bass-driven grooves that go straight to the heart of the rhythms and steer Irish acoustic music into surprising new territories. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Lim Family: Generations - Feb. 4.Three generations of the Lim Family, (Aunty MaryAnn, Lorna, Elmer, Carrington, Nani Lim-Yap, and even the keiki), join together onstage to perform music and dance… their family tradition! Hailing from Kohala on Hawai‘i Island, frequent Merrie Monarch winners, the Lims, are proud to present the music and dance of their home island, passed along through their family, from one generation of artists to the next. Tickets: $22.

7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio, Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Dancing Through The Season - Feb 4. Over 100 dancers will be performing tap and jazz in Judy Ridolfino’s annual dance revue, this year themed Dancing Through The Seasons. Dancers from age three to “seasoned citizens” will be performing dances about spring, summer, fall and winter in this two-hour show. Tickets: $12, $11, $7. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Bob Marley Birthday Jam - Feb. 5. Reggae In

Paradise Productions proudly presents Jamaica’s rising star, Anthony B. In step with his 2005 album, Black Star, Anthony B. will make his Hawaii debut with mainland based band Soul Majestic in honor of Bob Marley’s Birthday Jam. Celebrate the legacy of Bob Marley with outstanding performances featuring conscious spiritual and humanitarian messages of One Love. Tickets $20. 6 p.m., Maui War Memorial Gymnasium, 669-7734, 579-9007, 573-2385.

Keali’i Reichel - Feb. 10-11. One of Hawaii’s most popular performing artists and a respected kumu hula, Keali`i Reichel has captivated audiences with a winning blend of contemporary and traditional Hawaiian music.

This Maui-born musician holds a permanent place in Hawaiian music history, with phenomenal success both locally and internationally. He has been awarded a dozen Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, been nominated for a Grammy Award and tours throughout the US and Japan. Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Aegis Band with Manel & A2C - Feb 14. Charttopping Filipino group of five girls and a guy who have been touring and recording for 10 years. Aegis means “shield” or “protection”—a feeling the group hope to give their young “pinoy” listeners. Tickets: $75, $50 $25. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Kronos Quartet - Feb. 16. Kronos has pursued a singular artistic vision for almost 30 years, combining a spirit of fearless exploration with a commitment to expanding the range and context of the string quartet.

Kronos Quartet has become one of the most celebrated and influential ensembles of our time, with numerous awards including a Grammy (2004) and “Musicians of the Year” (2003), thousands of concerts, dozens of recordings, and collaborations of extraordinary depth, breadth and creativity. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Daddy’s Dyin’ Who’s Got the Will?” - Feb. 17Mar. 5. A fast-paced comedy that will have you roaring one minute and touched the next, with Broadway director Terry Berliner. Tickets: $18, $16. Sun matinee $12. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 2426969.

Hot Tuna with Jorma Kaukonen & Jack Casady - Feb. 19. An all-acoustic tour with rock’n’roll Hall of Famers, Kaukonen and Casady, to celebrate the compelling mixture of rock, blues, folk and country influences that have distinguished the sound of Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna for three decades.

With Jorma’s brilliant finger-pickin’ fretwork and songwriting, and Jack’s expert melodic basswork—along with virtuoso mandolinist Barry Mitterhoff on this tour —this show is an opportunity to witness lifelong friends making extraordinary music together once again. Tickets: $40, $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Dueling Pianists - Feb. 25. Kevin Krohn and Ronnie Shelton, famous for their sing-along clap-along brand of entertainment, attracting overflow crowds in piano bars along the Las Vegas strip, will be the featured attraction at the West Maui Carden Academy’s Fool’n Piano Gala, an annual fund raising benefit.. Tickets: $100. 6:30 p.m., Grand Ballroom of Ka’anapali’s Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, 667-0442.

Elvis Costello - Apr. 2. With songs like, “Pump It Up,” “Watching The Detectives,” and “Every Day I Write the Book,” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group, The Attractions, has changed the face of modern rock’n’roll. Special guest, Steve Nieve. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

EVENTS

Alan Clements - Fri-Sat, 7:30-9 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku. Two evenings of lecture, questions and conversation with Human Rights activist, artist, retreat leader and former Buddhist monk, Alan Clements.

Exploring spiritual revolution, how to save the world, God, drugs and revolution. $15 suggested contribution. For info, call 575-9390.

Why Whales Do That - Every Mon-Sat. thru May 15.

10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continuous showings of the film itself, plus an informational center about whales. Free. Next to Ma'alaea Harbor. Contact: Anne Rillero 249-8811.

THURSdAY, JANUARY 19 Picnic with Poki - 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Wailuku, under the Monkeypod tree, next to the Historic Ka'ahumanu Church. Live music by Emma Veary.

Complimentary Jamba Juice, Starbucks Coffee and more! Donations benefit Punana Leo o Maui. Free and open to the public.

Humane Society Annual Meeting - 5:30 p.m.

Central Maui. Open to the public. Call 877-3680.

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The Erin Smith Band $8, 9:45pm

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Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Kilohana Cruise w/Sujana $5, 10pm

Gene Argel & Shiro Mori 7:30-10:30pm, No Cover

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DA KINECALENDAR Feng Shui - 7 p.m. Maui Booksellers, Wailuku.

Presentation of, “Feng Shui Fashion Makeover for Success,” a new book by Diane Alba-Means. 244-9091.

FRIdAY, JANUARY 20 Foster Parent Open House - 4-6 p.m. The Maui Farm is hosting this event at its campus in Makawao.

Persons interested in learning more about professional foster parenting are invited to attend. 579-8271.

SATURdAY, JANUARY 21 Review Plans - 9 a.m.-12 p.m. A&B Properties opens Kahului Town Center plans to public review.

Baldwin Bank Building, on the corner of Ka’ahumanu and Pu’unene. 872-4314.

SUNdAY, JANUARY 22 Baby Boomer Group - 4:30 p.m. Fun, topical discussions, potlucks, networking and more with "the generation that rocked the world," (Born 1945-1955).

Cultural diversity encouraged. For information call Elena Lissone, 573-5313.

4th Annual Art of Aloha - 1-4 p.m. Lahaina Galleries at 828 Front Street. Artists from around the world gather to celebrate the Aloha Spirit.

Complimentary wine and pupus. Hawaiian music by local Lahaina entertainer, Sam Ahia. 661-6284.

STAGE

Auditions - Sat, 2 p.m. at Maui Community College, Ka Lama Rm. 103. Try out for "The Vagina Monologues." Women (and men!) from all walks of life are encouraged to volunteer as readers and support team. 281-8047.

“The InsPirates” - Sat, 7:30 p.m. An all-new theater troupe presents Maui with an evening of live improvised programming, seasoned with live music, sketch comedy, mystical visual projections, interactive magic and variety performance arts. Tickets: $15.

The Stepping Stone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. 298-2273.

ART

Schaefer Portrait Challenge Exhibit - Through February 19. This signature exhibit is a statewidejuried art competition featuring Hawaii‘s artists, whose work best captures the extraordinary heroes and portrait subjects among us through excellence and innovation in portrait painting and sculpture. Free Admission. Tue-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Schaeffer Building, MACC, 242-7469.

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"Stress Incontinence for Women" - Thu, 6:308 p.m. Kaiser Permanent Wailuku Clinic. Free lecture. Call to register. 270-7308.

Judy Pfaff - Thu, 6:30-8 p.m. at Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center. Sculptor, Judy Pfaff, will be talking about her monumental sculpture and installation work, as well as her forthcoming print project in the HuiPress studio. 572-6560 ext. 23.

Dr. Steve Blake - Sat, 1-2 p.m. at Borders in Kahului.

Doctor of holistic health gives a presentation and will be signing his new book “Healing Medicine.” 5728371.

Oh, Ranger! - Fri, 7 p.m. at Pukalani Tavares Community Center, poolside room. Join Ranger Dominic Cardea for an insightful look at 90 years of Haleakala National Park. Free. 878-8015.

"Entrepreneurship Talk Story" - Every Fri, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. Established and start-up entrepreneurs, as well as other business service providers, welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 873-8247.

"Caring for the Caregiver" - Sat, 9-10:30 a.m.

Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall. Maui Adult Day Care Centers present a free caregiver workshop with Daniel H. Lane, Ph.D. 871-5804.

“Dead Men Don’t Leave Tips” - Tue, 6:30 p.m. at Kahului Public Library. Brandon Wilson reads from his new book.

P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - Every Tue, 6-8 p.m. at Montessori School in Makawao. Presents videos and discusses parenting techniques. Free. Child care also provided for free. Call Trudy at 879-3595.

"Starting a Business on Maui" - Wed, 12-1 p.m.

Lectured by Anna K. Ribucan of the county Office of Economic Development, this seminar covers general information and requirements for starting a business in Maui County. Handouts, websites and other helpful information included. 873-9247.

POETRY

Express Yourself - Every Mon. 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. For info, call 276-5467.

Morning of Mo’ Music! - Thu, 10:30 a.m.

Presented by Music Together Maui teacher, Dylan Donkin. Babies, toddlers, preschoolers and their parents are invited to move to the music, sing songs, chant rhythms and "jam" with the instruments. Kihei Public Library. (808) 875-6833.

Hip Hop Dance Class - Every Sat, 10-11:30 a.m. at Hale Ohana in Wailuku. Teenagers are invited for free hip hop dance lessons. For more info, call 244-5911 ext. 35.

After-School Tutoring - Tue and Thu, 2:30-4:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after-school pro-

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Free. Neighborhood Place at Happy Valley, Wailuku.

For info, call 986-0700.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon, 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free.

For info, call 244-5911, ext. 35.

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Talk Story - Mon-Thu, 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. Tune in and call 244-9145.

ENVIROMENTAL

“Pump Don’t Dump” - Sat, 6:30 a.m. Informational demonstration for Ma’alaea Harbor. Tour boats begin departing at 7 a.m. To be effective, we need to catch this audience before they board their boats. Assemble on the south side of the harbor, near Buzz's. pump-

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Aloha Aina - Sat, 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Island wide.

Community Work Day Program begins county-wide clean up. Volunteer with CWD to help with the beautification of Maui. To join or for more info call 877-2524.

1-Day Service Trip - Sat, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Haleakala.

Meet at the Maintenance Yard, just past the entrance gate. Invasive plant removal, greenhouse work, planting, painting, ‘opala pickup and more. 876-1673.

SPORTS

Paradise Runs - Sat, 7:30 a.m. Keopuolani Park. 1-mile Keiki race followed by 5-km and 10-km races. Entry fee: $20 for adults; $15 for youths 13 and under. 877-5300 or 280-5801.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson, Mon & Tue. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Thu. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia, Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai, Tue; Ernest Pua’a, Chisel, Thu; Open Mic Night, Wed; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum, Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don, Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum, Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building P, Ka’anapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic music, nightly.

7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed-Sat, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 -5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Jarret Robak, Wed, 3:305:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki, (local-style guitar), Thu, 69 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu, Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon Tue, Angie Carr, Wed. All shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi’ilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

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Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Rythms of the Island w/ Joyce Kelly, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Wed, and Sat, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m. and Drums of Tahiti, 7:30-8 p.m.; Thu, Hula Lessons, 3-4 p.m., Tue and Fri, Lei making class, 12-2 p.m.; Free. For info, call 661-4567.

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m., Late night Cafe: Lucid Fusion, jazz trio, Thu, Fri, Sat. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Ma’alaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 710 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Ma’alaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m.

Ma’alaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists on piano, Mon-Sun. All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music, 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset Happy Hour, $3 special's. Live Entertainment: Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Trevor Jones, Wed and Fri. All sets 4-6 p.m.

Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Ho’ohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Shimmy Nights, Sat. Transport yourself to realms of the mysterious and exotic with live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Open Mic Night, Mon, Express yourself with music, song, poetry. 7:30 p.m. All shows free. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri, Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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Tony Ray No Cover, 9pm

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/DJ Stylz 9:30pm

Crunch Pups 9pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J 9pm

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Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

TBA 9pm

Don Lopez 9pm

Habanero Brothers No Cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Brian and the boys from Cool Rush, 9pm

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■EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Wed and Thu; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony held nightly.

Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music nightly. 6:30-9:30 p.m. ■KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists.

Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown. Fri, 6-9 p.m.

Whalers Village Center Stage: Sun, Rythms of the Island w/ Joyce Kelly, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Wed, and Sat, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m. and Drums of Tahiti, 7:30-8 p.m.; Thu, Hula Lessons, 3-4 p.m., Tue and Fri, Lei making class, 12-2 p.m. All Shows free. ■MAUI MARRIOTT 100NOHEAKAI DRIVE,KA’ANAPALI,667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. ■NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 HONOAPI’ILANI HWY, NAPILI, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques, Fri-Sat & Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All sets 7-9 p.m. ■RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series feature traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858. ■ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KA’ANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8 p.m., Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Sat - Mon; Benny Uyetake, TueFri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato, Tue-Thu, and Sat, 7- 9 p.m.

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Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

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Gina Martinelli 7p.m.

El Dogg No Cover, 9pm

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TUE - Curtis MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No Cover, 7:30-10pm; WED - MJ3, Live Jazz, 7-10pm MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON - The Crunch Pups, 9:30pm; TUE - Jams By Curtis, 9:30pm; WED - DJ Boomshot, Live Local Music, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - $2 Night w/Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

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Botero Bar Entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100

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Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music with Toshomee 6:30-9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat. â– THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano, Wed, 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m.

Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band, Wed, 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m. â– WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/Hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson, Mon; and Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros, Sat. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. â– RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music

by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. â– MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111

EAST MAUI â– HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Friday 01/20 Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Saturday01/21 Sunday01/22 Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat 8:30-11:30pm

Monday01/23 – Wednesday01/25 MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No Cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Gomega $5, 10pm

LONGHI’S

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

The Willies, No Cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No Cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No Cover, 9pm

DJ Kama 9pm

Versatile 9pm

Service Industry Night, Metal Night, No Cover, 9pm

MON - Mai Tai/ Margarita Mondays, 9pm; TUE - $2 Tattoo Tuesdays, All Day; WED - Westside Wednesdays, Dollar Drinks, 10pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Brandon No Cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark No Cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Hard Tark, No Cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Wailea Nights w/Ernie Cruz Jr. and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Celtic Tigers 7pm

Celtic Tigers No Cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No Cover, 7pm; TUE - Benoit Jazz Works, No Cover, 7pm; WED - Dylan Dokin, Acoustic Rock, No Cover, 7pm

Kanoa No Cover, 10pm

The Easy No Cover,10pm

Crunch Pups No Cover,10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No Cover, 9pm-12am

Nigel Mustafah Memorial Quartet, 10pm

DJ & Dancing 9pm

Sin City w/Flava Zone 9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Neto, Latin Salsa Night No Cover, 8-11pm

LULU’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G 900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

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505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

WED - Live Entertainment, 10pm

Showcase Sundays 9pm

MON - Shake Your Heini w/Kapakahi, $5, 9pm TUE - Bikini Tops and Shorts w/DJ Stylz; WED - Party Like a Rockstar, 9pm

DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

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DJ Durty No Cover, 9pm

Backyard Party No Cover, 9pm

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SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Crunch Pups No Cover, 9:30pm

Erin Smith & Elan Rae No Cover, 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts No Cover, 9:30pm

Habanero Brothers $3, 9pm

Ken Rovak & Friends $3, 9 pm

DJ Dancing $10, 9:30pm-12:30am

DJ Dancing $10, 9:30pm-12:30am

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No Cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No Cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No Cover, 10pm Hale & Hot Lava Band No Cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Dylan Donkin, No Cover, 9:30pm; WED - John Moore, No Cover, 9:30pm

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CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 20) One of the coolest traits about you Capricorns is your strong interest in art. I love how you take time out of your busy schedule to do something artistic. But why not bring your friends with you? Now is an excellent time to organize a meeting place, have everyone bring their supplies and really do something creative in a supportive and cooperative way. Let your selfless leadership shine this week and really have some fun.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19) If you have a problem with the way you look or feel about yourself, don’t hide anymore. Now is the time for you to say, “I love myself! I love my body!” Step into the spotlight and let your energy shine. There are lots of things to do and see, so remember how to keep it all within your budget. Because it’s not about today, it’s about the next 10 years. Going for a walk will bring a cool, insightful melody that’s sure to enchant and bloom these new ideas and plans for the future.

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PISCES (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20) Would you quit your job if your astrologer said it was a good idea for Pisces this week? Or maybe look for a new love because the column states in black and white that a new hot stud or sexy lady is right around the corner? Oh, please! The truth is you are a very easily persuaded sign, known for your emotional instability. But it’s time to listen to the conflict within and face it—go right up to it and talk it out with yourself. If you feel in your gut you should not do something, then don’t.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Well, my fellow Aries, what can I say? Enjoy every day the best you can, no matter who gives you shit or puts you down. Don’t ignore the ignorance in the world, be love, but don’t try and change or fight them. Respect is key. There’s a snowball effect happening everywhere I look, and money is changing everything, for the worse. Unlock the hearts to all humans and bestow the powers of one love.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You are so strong and patient, waiting for the right moment to put your hand in theirs and explain how you really feel. That certain special someone is ready for you to make the first move. It is up to you to decide what you’re going to do about it. As your astrologer and friend, I simply point to the road of complete honesty and respect. Go forward with grace and continuous strength.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 21) No matter who you were yesterday or how you’ll feel tomorrow, self-control is key.

Being able to control your emotions to a level of professionalism is major important. If you need more definite advice, you can email me anytime. But your gift of communication is the essential bliss you carry with you at all times. Think before you speak and look before you leap. You will land on your feet if you understand the finish line of a goal and how to accomplish it. A little bit at a time in the right direction goes a long way.

CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 21) Your presence in the classroom brings a sense of discipline and time management.

Going the extra mile could just put you in first place. But are you ready? Of course you are! Step up to the plate and really let your colors shine! Holding on to an old love is not a good thing right now. Remember, an ex is an ex for a reason. Time to move on.

LEO (JULY 22-AUGUST 21) Most Leos are a bit catlike; they love to eat meat, take naps and lay in the shade on the grass next to the beach under a bunch of trees. They’re also famous for their brilliance in completing The Game. Once the rest of the crew thinks it’s over and time to hang up their jersey, Leos are up and blazing—burning their fire throughout the night.

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VIRGO (AUGUST 22-SEPTEMBER 22) There are only so many teachers in the schools, and I believe it is very much up to the leadership of the Virgo to put your foot down and really strive to do your best at helping others understand the true quality of life, and how to enjoy it. We are talking about saving the U.S. from destroying itself with greed and disrespect! How can you be of assistance?

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 22) Dear, dear Libra. Why won’t you learn? It’s time to really get serious with your life and throw all distractions gently to the past. You do remember all those fun nights you had and the lovely nights you don’t remember, but others do. Well, it’s time to move on and get ready for the Year of the Dog. Smell the flowers but don’t be late for work. I love to hear the sound of your laughter but if you don’t get cracking, you’ll be homeless!

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23-NOVEMBER 21) The cool waters of your emotional balance hold you gently in the calm before the storm. Unless someone really makes you angry, you have complete control. So let’s work on this. Keeping your cool no matter what is how you get to the next level. Go outside and warm yourself in the sun to begin the new day with your feet on the ground.

Sleeping closer to the earth is a good way to rejuvenate your energy supply.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22-DECEMBER 21) When another door closes, a new one opens. There will be plenty of opportunities this week to do something new. There are so many distractions in the world; people are losing sight of their happiness and self-control. Don’t let this happen to you. No matter what is going on around you, don’t be afraid of saying no to something you know is not good for you or don’t want to do.

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Cheers to Lucille!

Here’s to the lady who dresses in black She always looks good and never looks slack And when she kisses, she kisses so sweet She makes things stand that have no feet!

- Grandma’s Toast It was the shakiest take-off I’ve ever experienced. It’s usually my favorite part about flying but this time, my heart dropped as the plane shook and loudly rattled its way up into the sky.

And as I stared at the seats in front of me, seams were frayed, the vinyl looked worn and the tray was covered in pen doodling—the cabin had definitely seen better days. So it was no surprise when I heard one of the flight attendants tell one of the passengers, “This is the last run for this plane. When we land in L.A., they’re going to retire it.”

For some reason, this knowledge comforted me. Actually, I suddenly felt something like sympathy for the airplane. Here it had transported hundreds, probably thousands, maybe even millions of people—couples on their honeymoon, families on vacation, kids going to college—and now it was just going to be dropped in the boneyard, left like just a pile of metal scraps and unusable parts.

And I know it’s absurd but I began to cry.

I thought of what it would be like seeing my grandma in the hospital—the sole focus of this trip back home. I started thinking about all the years of past visits with her. How she helped me make clothes for my Barbies. How every Christmas, she made me a new robe with slippers to match. How there were always pies in the kitchen, no matter what time of year.

And how I could never possibly have enough to eat of her cooking.

How she would endlessly ask me to sit down at the organ and play her something. How she always had a few art projects in progress, though she would never call it “art”—they were just things she was “throwing together.” And she would always teach me a new card game, proudly including me in gin rummy when we went to visit her many friends.

How when I got older, she took me thrift store shopping and helped me find the coolest vintage wear from the ‘40s, ‘50s and ‘60s without ever making me feel weird. How she took me to fabric stores, had me help her pick out patterns and taught me to sew. How she had dozens of jewelry boxes filled with sparkly delights, which she would dip into and offer me casually, every time I stopped by.

How she was always so elegant, sophisticated and appropriate—how she never went out without her classic silvery white “updo” and makeup, her clutch and pumps with matching accessories, which made it all the more fun when she ordered her second Scotch on the rocks and would say, “Well, you can’t fly on one wing!” How she had a toast for every occasion.

And I reflected on how she might be feeling now—possibly lonely, afraid, confused. Most likely, knowing her, she will be simply trying to find her place in an unfamiliar environment, struggling to exist with the increasing pain of getting older, and yearning for the time when she can just once again peacefully enjoy her days visiting with friends and family, and telling racy jokes with that twinkle in her eye.

So I was sitting in this plane about to be retired, and as it cruised high above the clouds, I settled in with an almost subconscious looming dread. But eventually I relaxed, becoming more comfortably determined with the hope of a safe landing and the resignation of accepting whatever fate nature—and time— bestows.

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