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‘You Have Any Enemies?’ Domestic terrorists attack freedom of the press do, I believe, to keep people I care about safe for the time being.” Blake understands. “Corey’s life really is in danger,” he says. The terrorists have won. Somewhere Ari Fleischer, the Bush Administration spokesman who warned that Americans “need to watch what they say, watch what they do,” is laughing. Hutchins, who has worked many weeks without pay to get Columbia City Paper off the ground, has been hit hard by the fire. If you’d like to help him get back on his feet, you can send donations via the Internet service PayPal to coreyhutchins@gmail.com. If you’d like to save a free press, write your Congressman. MTW

On Dec. 31, 2005 the editor of the Columbia City Paper in South Carolina returned from a trip to find that someone had attempted to burn down his house. “Someone had taken all the jackets out of the hall and thrown them on the stove,” Corey Hutchins told the Associated Press. “They turned the stove on and threw liquor bottles on the fire. Then they went upstairs and set fire to my bed, and came back down and threw library books on the fire on the stove.” Fortunately for Hutchins his arsonist was less than fully competent. His home sustained only minor fire and smoke damage. He noticed something disturbing. “Nothing was stolen. No money, no computers, guitar equipment.” Columbia police believe that the fire was set to send the scrappy alternative newspaper’s editor a message. “You have any enemies?” Hutchins recalls the police officers on the scene asking. “I paused, said I was the editor of the Columbia City Paper. They just nodded, spit out their tobacco, told me ‘well, someone’s mad at you.’” The FBI has opened an investigation. The paper is offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the arsonist(s). This domestic terror attack is a direct assault on basic American civil liberties— more so than 9/11, which was not, contrary to President George W. Bush’s assertion, carried out because “they hate our freedoms.” The freedom of the press guaranteed by the First Amendment, voluntarily ceded by newspaper editors and television news producers across the country, has found its Ground Zero in a despicable act of terror in Columbia. But most “journalists” remain oblivious. Hutchins and publisher Paul Blake

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describe a mixed reception to their newspaper since it began publication last August, offering a “liberal angle in a city choking with conservatives.” (Full disclosure: Columbia City Paper publishes my cartoons and this column.) Immediately unleashing a fierce barrage against entrenched power structures, City Paper broke the story of a sexual discrimination lawsuit at the University of South Carolina, and published the Governor’s home phone number on a front page urging him not to sign off on the nation’s 1001st modern-era execution. Their reportage hits close to home. “The crime reporting is a big deal around here,” says Hutchins. “People can’t believe we’ll print a wife beater’s address block in the paper.” This is just the sort of take-no-prisoners journalism that Americans crave but rarely see. The citizens of Columbia have responded. City Paper has become a must-read, already profitable in an industry where others are being forced to fold. But not everyone is supportive. Blake calls the refusal of some local businesses to distribute the City Paper “a censorship problem.” Angry letters and e-mails, including threats of violence, have followed controversial stories like a recent feature story filed from Iraq. “I get phone calls where grown men are in tears over an anti-Bush piece,” says Hutchins. Now a homegrown terrorist has turned to violence to attempt to shut them up—and down. Here, undeniably, is someone who truly “hates our freedoms.” And the silence of the Right—from local Republican politicians on up to the White House, sends a strong message of tacit consent. Hutchins is certain that the arsonist was politically motivated. “Whoever did it didn’t even go into my roommate’s room,” he notes. “I’ve lived in this town for four years, I’ve never made any enemies as far as I’m concerned.” The editor has resigned out of concern for his roommates’ safety. “It’s the best thing to

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What she didn’t say: Can you tell there’s an election coming up? Can you? All those years she spent on the Maui County Council and in the Mayor’s office, to say nothing of three full years as Governor, and now is suddenly the right time to start spending money on a Kihei-Upcounty road? Ironically, this may backfire on her—build that road, and quaint little Upcountry won’t be so quaint anymore, what with convoys of rentals choking Ulupalakua and Kula. Of course, the trade-off is that it would now be a breeze for locals to flood the Wailea resorts. Sounds like a beautiful situation to me.

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, JAN. 18 On a day when so much is big news: Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa presents his funding priorities to the state legislature; state officials call for 15,000 more affordable homes; GoldenPalace.com pays $25,000 for Captain Kirk’s kidney stone—I’m going to focus on Gladys Baisa’s announcement that she wants the Upcounty County Council seat. Who’s Gladys Baisa? Everyone knows Gladys Baisa—until she recently retired, she’d worked for 21 years as executive director of the non-profit Maui Economic Opportunity (MEO), which provides social services for the county’s neediest residents. A diminutive, extremely friendly woman who always seems to smile and seems to get along great with just about everyone who holds power on Maui. Public officials love her. Police officers love her. Developers love her. Everyone loves her. And for that reason, she will absolutely slaughter anyone who tries to run against her for the seat, currently held by Charmaine Tavares, who’s termedout and considering running against Arakawa. I mean, no offense to Baisa, but she will massacre her opponent(s). Won’t even be close.

THURSDAY, JAN. 19 Not now—moving.

FRIDAY, JAN. 20 So Big Ed Case (D, Hawai’i) wants to leave the little old House of Representatives and get a seat in the mighty U.S. Senate. And the path is an easy one, blocked only by one Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawai’i). See the problem, folks? See how Case has a big “D” after his name, just like Akaka? Welcome to the Hawai’i Democratic Party. See, it’s not enough that Republicans beat the living hell out of Democrats. The Democrats— and this has been true since, oh, the founding of the party—enjoy whipping each other as much as the GOP enjoys whipping them. And right off the bat, Case is tearing into Akaka, telling us all why we need to drive the senator who voted to give ANWR to the oil drillers clean out of power. “Like all of our Hawai’i, I have the deepest aloha for Senator Akaka and truly honor his decades of selfless service,” said Case in his Jan. 19 campaign kick-off announcement. Okay, so there’s not as much stabbing and biting as I expected. But Case did, in carefully guarded terms, outline in that little bit of seemingly shameless praise, lay out his campaign strategy. Catch how he used the word “decades” to describe Akaka’s experience? That’s a little Washington code word for “ancient.” See, Akaka is 81

(so is Senator Daniel Inouye, but he got overwhelmingly reelected in 2004). And this scares Democrats. “The last thing we want is for both our Senators to leave office at the same time, with all of their accumulated seniority disappearing overnight, leaving our Hawai’i vulnerable while we build it anew from scratch,” said Case, who’s an infantile 53. See how he used “accumulated seniority” in a sentence? That’s called getting off to a good start.

SATURDAY, JAN. 21 And now the hand wringing begins. Senator Akaka told the Honolulu Advertiser today that he doesn’t “feel betrayed” by Case announcing that he wants his Senate seat even though they apparently never discussed it before and they’re all supposedly friends in the same political party. “I won’t say that he was disloyal, but he did not discuss it with the delegation,” Akaka told the paper. “And, if he did, I think the delegation would have tried to persuade him not to run.” Well, duh! Hmm, I’m Ed Case, loyal Democrat, and I’m going to run against another loyal Democrat who’s been in politics nearly as long as I’ve been alive. I think I’ll run and tell the rest of the party! I’m sure they’ll have nothing but support for me! Even more shocking is that Governor Linda Lingle thinks Case’s announcement is a good thing. “It will increase awareness of the upcoming election,” she told reporters. “It should boost voter turnout. And I think anything that involves more people in voting is a positive thing for our state and for our country.” Well, double duh! See, Lingle is a Republican. They could potentially win big here if Case’s gambit backfires and he ends up souring the state’s liberal voters when the November elections finally roll around. All the GOP would have to do is put forward a moderate candidate and they could finally, after all these years, win a U.S. Senate seat in the great state of Hawai’i.

SUNDAY, JAN. 22 Maybe.

MONDAY, JAN. 23 So state assistant superintendent Kathy Kawaguchi wants a thorough looking-over given to the DARE program. This nationwide drug prevention deal, used in most of the state’s elementary schools, brings cops into the classroom in an attempt to steer kids away from smoking the reefer and snorting the coke. It’s also been the target of numerous studies and reports saying its standard of telling 10-year-olds to just say no doesn’t really work. “DARE tends not to be as effective for drug prevention,” Kawaguchi told a state Board of Education committee, according to today’s Advertiser. Though she did add that it does succeed in building a “child partnership” with the fuzz. If this sounds familiar, dear readers, it’s because you’re dear readers and have already read about problems and

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TUESDAY, JAN. 24 Looks like we’ve got to put our beloved Hawaiian ahi on that growing list of fish—shark, swordfish, king mackerel and tilefish, to name a few—that kids and women who may shortly give birth to kids shouldn’t eat because of high mercury contamination. That’s because new federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) studies show ahi’s mercury content is higher than originally thought. “The federal data are not news to us,” Dr. Linda Rosen, deputy state health director for health resources, is quoted as saying in today’s Advertiser. “[They] are in the range of levels we found in our own survey.” Wait a sec— the state already knew the ahi mercury levels were high, and they’re only mentioning it now? Considering that the Bush Administration wants to let toxic polluters dump more mercury into the environment, shouldn’t they have spoken up sooner? Anthony Pignataro really, Really, REALLY hates moving.

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Casanova, the popular Italian restaurant and nightclub that gives many people on Maui a reason to head to Makawao on Wednesday nights, just got its second strike from the LC. One more strike—be it serving liquor to a minor, serving someone already intoxicated, etc.—and the Maui County Department of Liquor Control could take away Casanova’s liquor license. The second strike happened at the Jan. 5, 2006 Adjudication Board hearing, right after Casanova got its first strike for serving a minor (see last week’s column, “Wristband Wonder,” for more on that). In a way that was fitting, because the incident that led to Casanova’s second strike—also serving a minor—occurred barely a week after the Strike One event. In this case, an 18-year-old girl used her 24-year-old sister’s ID to get into the club. LC Investigator Pedro Gapero, who happened to be at the bar that particular night doing “routine checks,” noticed the girl and confronted her about her age. When the girl insisted she was 24, Gapero threatened to call her parents. Only then did she admit she was underage, at which point Gapero wrote out another violation for Casanova and then made a “citizen’s arrest” of the girl. As it happened, the board chose only to fine Casanova $2,000, the mandatory minimum punishment for a second strike (they could have suspended the club’s license for 30 days). The comparatively lenient sanction probably had a lot to do with the owners telling the board they had immediately instituted Gapero’s suggestion that in the future bartenders and door personnel hold IDs up to the face of the person trying to get in, rather than constantly looking up and down between the two. “We are thoroughly open to suggestions from inspectors,” Casanova owner Steven Segre told the board. But then he added that Gapero had also suggested that they obtain an infrared light to check to see if IDs are fake, but never followed up later on where to get one. -Anthony Pignataro

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What a week! Even though those madcap Teamsters over at Hawaiian Cement never did go on strike, the very fact that so few could bring so much chaos to so many, drops every Maui 10 member dealing with land development down the chart. How much power could they possibly wield if they’re having to sit on their hands and wait while a couple dozen guys talk about walking off the cement hauling job? Plus, Carlyle Group’s Hawaiian Telcom is now offering local ring tones for its cellular customers! That’s huge! MTW

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records search, found in January that the city’s Department of Water and Power had spent $1 million in the last two years in a campaign to convince residents that the city does, indeed, have top-quality municipal water, yet its employees spent $88,000 of taxpayer money during the same period on commercial bottled water.

GREAT ART! In November, prominent, occasionally selfmutilating performance artist Marina Abramovic, 59, performed “covers” of other performance artists’ seminal works (with their permission) in her “Seven Easy Pieces” show at New York City’s Guggenheim Museum. In one, according to a New York Times profile, she covered her head in honey and gold leaf, cradled a dead rabbit, and whispered to it about pictures on the wall (original artist: Joseph Beuys). In another, she lay on a bed above lighted candles and made cuts on her fingers while slides of women painting their nails flashed on a screen (original artist: Gina Pane). However, she was stymied by the denial of permission for her fondest proposed “cover”: Chris Burden’s 1973 piece in which his hands were nailed to the roof of a Volkswagen as it was rolled out of a garage.

READERS’ CHOICE A judge in Montgomery County, Md., ruled in January that angrily pulling down one’s pants and “mooning” a neighbor (even in front of the neighbor’s 8-year-old daughter) is not illegal in the state (though the judge did call it “disgusting”). And widespread news reports in December at first said a Blue Springs, Mo., woman had “swallowed” her cell phone after an argument with her boyfriend, but of course, miniaturization technology is not quite that advanced, and, several days later, Blue Springs police said it was not a swallowing but an attempted cramming and arrested the boyfriend. MTW

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of Maui County Department of Water Supply stationery are the words “By Water All Things Find Life.” It’s a fitting, if somewhat awkwardly worded, motto for the county agency tasked with making sure all residents have ready access to potable water. Doing so requires a complex network of pipes, pumps, trucks and wells connecting aquifers, streams and storage tanks throughout the island. Of course, not all of it is functioning at any given moment—some wells, for instance, have rarely been tapped because of subsurface contamination. These wells do not bring life to anything. Two of these wells are on the Westside, and they concern us today. They lie at the heart of a problem facing some of the island’s biggest proposed land developments. On Jan. 19, Maui Land & Pineapple Co. people interested in buying a home on the Westside gathered at the Ritz Carlton in Kapalua for a briefing on the company’s proposed 300-acre Pulelehua development. The project has the potential to be another West Maui town on the order of Honokowai or Kahana. Most of the people attending the Ritz Carlton meeting wanted to hear more about the company’s plans, according to repeated statements from Maui Land Executive Vice President Bob McNatt, to put 125 “permanently affordable” rentals and 325 affordable homes “priced from approximately $190,000 to $360,000 in today’s dollars.” As company employees, they get first crack at the homes, when they come on line sometime in 2008. At some point in the near future, both the homebuilders and buyers will have to contend with a chemical called DBCP. Known as 1,2 Dibromo-3-Chloropropane to its closest friends,

DBCP is nasty stuff, especially for males. The EPA considers it a “probable human carcinogen.” “Acute (short-term) exposure to DBCP in humans results in moderate depression of the central nervous system (CNS) and pulmonary congestion from inhalation, and gastrointestinal distress and pulmonary edema from oral exposure,” states an EPA fact sheet on DBCP. “Chronic (long-term) exposure to DBCP in humans causes male reproductive effects, such as decreased sperm counts. Testicular effects and decreased sperm counts were observed in animals chronically exposed to DBCP by inhalation.” At least two West Maui wells are contaminated with so much DBCP that they’re no longer in use. Growers like the Maui Land & Pineapple Co. apparently used the stuff with abandon in Hawai’i during the later half of the 20th century. “Until 1977, DBCP was used as a soil fumigant and nematocide [worm killer] on over 40 different crops in the United States,” states the EPA fact sheet. “From 1977 to 1979, EPA suspended registration for all DBCP-containing products except for use on pineapples in Hawaii. In 1985, EPA issued an intent to cancel all registrations for DBCP, including use on pineapples.” That’s right: pineapple growers in Hawai’i sprayed DBCP for eight full years after it was banned for use on the mainland. It made sense, since chemists developed DBCP in the 1950s for Hawaiian pineapple crops. It took a couple decades, but contamination finally appeared in California wells. By 1979, Maui Land & Pineapple— one of the state’s biggest DBCP fans—began its own tests. In June of that year, they hired the late hydrologist John Mink— husband of former Congresswoman Patsy Mink. His tests showed

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the dreaded poison in five of 10 test sites. In Hawai’i today, the maximum allowed contaminant level is 0.04 parts per billion. According to a June, 1996 Environment Hawai’i report, Mink found significantly more than that. In fact, the lowest contaminant level he found was 0.26 parts per billion, which occurred at a test site in Honolua. On the other side of the island at Pauwela, Mink found 2.23 parts per billion. Significant levels, certainly, but remember that Mink ran his tests back in 1979. DCBP was still perfectly legal for Maui Land to spray, and spray they did, making sure not to advertise Mink’s data. Indeed, a June 21, 1979 Honolulu Star-Bulletin story—quoted in the Environment Hawai’i insisted that “Federal inspectors have found no traces” of DBCP in their tests. It was only in 1985 when the EPA finally ordered Maui Land to end DBCP use, even though the company was requesting permission to use up not only the rest of its pesticide stocks, but also any remaining on the mainland. Until February 1992, DBCP on Maui only appeared in test sites. That changed when it started showing up—at nearly 10 times the state limit—in a Napili well. Then it appeared in a nearby well used by Amfac for Ka’anapali. For two years, county health officials tried treating the water. Then in 1994 the state ordered that the county stop using the Napili well (Ka’anapali continues to aerate its well to this day). On May 3, 1996, the County of Maui sued a host of chemical companies—Dow, Shell Oil, Brewer Environmental Industries, Occidental and Amvac—as well as Maui Land & Pineapple, asking that they pay to clean up the DBCP mess. Municipal litigation on DBCP began in the 1980s, with all sorts of cities and counties suing the same list of chemical companies. Like most such lawsuits, the matter settled out of court. On the last day of August, 1999, the companies agreed to pay Maui County $3 million in “tort damages” as well as “certain sums” to install carbon filtration systems on future wells until Sept. 1, 2039. The settlement sounds like a good deal, except that in the 1990s other cities got lots more money from their litigation: $25 million here, $16.25 million plus another $6 million to $10 million in treatment costs there. The city of Fresno, California scored $70 million in damages and treatment contracts. That was then. What about now? Homes for Pulelehua will start going up in a couple years. Maui Land & Pineapple’s Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) for the project includes vague promises that potable water supplies exist for the development. Others aren’t so sure. “The EIS does not include analysis of water for DBCP and other nematode pesticides,” insists the slow-growth citizens’ group Maui Tomorrow in its written comments on Pulelehua. “DBCP has reportedly been found in other area wells. If such pollution is found, how will Pulelehua provide a safe water supply?” The Sierra Club’s Pulelehua comments, submitted by Maui Chapter President Lance Holter, are just as succinct. “Two of the 5 county wells in the Honolua aquifer (Napili A and Honokua A) are contaminated with DCBP and have rarely been used over the past decade,” Holter wrote. “The other 3 county wells have been pumped at an average rate about 1.5 MGD [million gallons per day], but as pumping has increased, chloride levels have risen as high as 200 ppm [parts per million].” Holter also dryly noted that the contaminated Napili A well is the closest potential water source to Pulelehua. MTW

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David Paul’s doesn’t let the gourmet intimidate you They’re everywhere. Maui is absolutely inundated with them. I’m talking about fine dining restaurants that serve Pacific Rim-esque cuisine with a sophisticated, tropical ambience and a high-dollar menu. You know the kind. They’re award winning. They feature celebrity chefs. They’re written about in all the gourmet magazines. And they come highly recommended by concierges and travel agents worldwide. But unless it’s your birthday or the family’s visiting—in other words, when you’re not paying—chances are you haven’t been to one in a while.

David Paul’s 127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill is one of those establishments. Although they label their cuisine “New American,” Chef Arnulfo Gonzalez favors local fish and a noticeable Asian flair in dishes like the sautéed Opakapaka with caramelized shiitake mushrooms, the Maui onion and sesame seed crusted seared ahi, or the crispy Shanghai spring rolls. They’ve won numerous awards, including Best Maui Restaurant in the Honolulu Magazine readers’ poll for the past 13 years. Entrees range from $26 to $43. And reservations are damn near required. But one thing you may not know, David Paul’s has seasonal discounts. Yay! Starting in April and continuing through mid-December, from Sunday through Thursday nights David Paul’s features a “Demi Menu” for people—like myself— who dine at the bar. It’s sort of like a sample menu of their signature goods, at half the price, which is great because you can

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try a lot of different things, and more casually. Kona coffee roasted rack of lamb, four-cheese manicotti, grilled salmon fillet with sautéed spinach, Kula asparagus, broiled Hau’ula tomatoes and vanilla bean jasmine rice—you can have it all, at demi-portion and price. Personally, I enjoy eating at the bar because you don’t need a reservation, you don’t have to stare at your date across the table and try to make awkward conversation (thankfully, that’s what the bartender’s for) and, well, the drinks are right there. Yay again! Speaking of drinks—and you know I have to—the wine list is extraordinary (over 350 selections!). The cocktails, while tropically inclined, are like none other you’d find on Maui. Blame it on their new sommelier, Richard Olson III, and bartendresses supreme, Mary Swiger, Annabehl Sinclair and Tara Thomas. While Olson deftly points out what glass goes well with Chef Arnie’s meatballs, the bar crew will dazzle you with their Colada Martini rimmed in toasted coconut. Every so often, David Paul’s will also have a month of “Kama’aina Tuesdays,” where locals—gotta show Hawai’i I.D.—get 50 percent off any entrée. Translated, that means the macadamia nut smoked Kurobuta pork chop with Poblano chili and Dungeness crab golden potato hash, picked red cabbage and apples with a pomegranate demi-glace would be a mere $18. The oven roasted chicken breast filled with upcountry mushrooms, braised apples, Kula spinach, smoked Mozzarella, wrapped in pancetta and served on tomato risotto with Madeira wine jus? A fabulously un-intimidating $14.50. Anyway, their next slated “Kama’aina Tuesdays” month is in May. Hopefully, this also means my dinner dates will be decidedly more—shall we say—genteel? Ahem. Another great thing about the bar is that you can also dine alone. MTW

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AK’s Cafe - Local food to pasta to steaks and fresh fish. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., 4:45-8:30 p.m., Sat-Sun closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. Open daily, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MonSat, 8 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., M-F 5 p.m.-8 p.m., Fr-Sa 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. Mon-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Open 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MonSat, 6:45 a.m.-10 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Mon, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tue-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Every month you choose 12 meals to make at home. Wed-Sat. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. Mon-Sun 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Mon-Sat, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2498463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Italian. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. 7 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., 4 p.m.-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 2447276. $ IHOP - American. Sun-Thu, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; FriSat, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 2426000. $$ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. Open 10 a.m to 6 p.m. Mon through Sat. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty glazed doughnuts. Sun-Thu, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fri-Sat, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Fast food. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Fr-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Daily 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Su-Th 5 p.m.-9 p.m., Fr-Sa 5 p.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - Italian. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery, deli. 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m., Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the groups who call Hawai’i home. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. Su-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., FrSa 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Japanese. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2492420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. 6 a.m.-10 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2444100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, TuTh 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Fr-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine, delicious noodle dishes. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

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SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 8748600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6 a.m.-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. 12 p.m.-3 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $

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Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 8911400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. MSa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m., 5 p.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$

Happy Hour Menu

Margaritas & Mai-Tais

Shrimp Cocktail . . . . . . . . . .9.00

Tuesday

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Ceasar Salad . . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . .6.00

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Wednesday Captain Morgan & Malibu Rum Mixed with soda or juices All Well Drinks

Chips & Salsa . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50

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Blue Hawaii Island Blue Lemonade Stella Blue Martini

French Fries . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50

Dinner Served 5pm - 10pm Full Bar - Late Night 10pm - close

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Onion Rings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

Open Daily: 7:30am - 1am

WHERE PEOPLE & FOOD OF GOOD TASTE COME TOGETHER! In Our New Location - Azeka II - 874-3779

$4 Drinks

Blackened Ahi . . . . . . . . . . .12.00

Chicken Fingers . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches, ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily from 6 a.m.8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

During Happy Hour

Quesadilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5.00 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . .6.50

Air Conditioned Smoke Free Bar TV’s • Pool Tables • $2 Beer • $4 Glass of Wine

UPCOUNTRY

Served from 3:30pm to 5:00pm in the Bar & Lounge Area Only

Mango Wings . . . . . . . . . . . . .6.00

Homestyle New American Comfort Food

Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

Friday Dekuyper Tropicals

Saturday Bloody Marys

Onion Rings Cup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2.95 Bowl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.95

Rock Star & Smirnoff or Jager

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$→$10-$20

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

I s l a n d Ta c o Fresh Fish Chicken or Pork Tacos Catering Available

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

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Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around. Open 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$

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Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine Lahaina Center Phone: 667-5809 Fax: 667-5805 Mon-Sat: 10am-10pm Close

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TueSat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., Fr-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:3010 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6696999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 6613123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 6677005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

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Afrika Bambaataa Thursday, 10 p.m. at Casanova; Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s [HIP-HOP] This is big. Honey, this is HUGE. Afrika Bambaataa. THE Afrika Bambaataa. The Godfather of Hip-Hop? The guy who, in the early 1970’s, formed the idealistic Zulu Nation in the Bronx, headed DJ battles and b-boy/girl competitions, organized the collective that included graffiti artists and birthed the powerful ideology that hip-hop was a pro-active, creative and peaceful force of the people? The dude who produced the seminal electrofunk hit, ”Planet Rock,” made popular the use of mixedgenre sampling that would smoothly incorporate dance music with a Martin Luther King, Jr. speech or AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long,” and collaborated with James Brown, Boy George and the Sex Pistols’ John Lydon, further establishing the unifying force that music truly, beautifully is? The man practically invented hip-hop. He’s coming here? No shit. Tickets: $20 in advance. Tickets can be purchased at Casanova and Hapa’s, or in Paia at the Wine Corner, Groove 2 Music and Livewire Cafe (in Lahaina, too); also, Bounty Music (Kahului), Requests Records (Wailuku), Beach Road Records (Kihei) or online at www.hulatickets.com. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

Lightning Fingers Thursday-Sunday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC [HAWAIIAN MUSIC] Jake Shimabukuro—it’s funny that he’s known for his fast fingers when his name is such a mouthful. That’s right, I went there. This dude is so crafty with the ‘ukulele that it’s getting him world recognition. The kid’s famous! Along with his available CD’s and DVD’s, Jake has New York and Japan booking him, not to mention his appearance in November on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Now, we all love the ‘ukulele—if you live here you have to—but to capture outsider attention is impressive. It must be the way he breaks the barriers of the traditional type of ‘ukulele play, which is his foundation, but takes it to another place where no genre is safe. Tickets: $30 or half-price for keiki. Call 242-7469. [HEIDI KING]

Kick Off Your Sunday Shoes Friday-Sunday, 7:30 p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, 2 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [STAGE/MUSICAL] Baldwin High School students present the energetic musical “Footloose”, a story about a city boy who moves to a small rural town during his high school senior year, only to discover that the town has sticks up their butts and a strict ban on dancing. Oh, you know he’s gonna get them to let loose. Let’s hear it for the boy! Tickets: $14 adults, $10 seniors, $7 students. Call 242-7469.

Pandora’s Seed Saturday, 5:30 p.m. at the Iao Theater in Wailuku [GMO FILM] Pandora’s Seed, the story of “GMOs in Hawai’i Nei,” is likely an informative but depressing look at the extent to which companies like Monsanto are growing genetically modified seeds throughout the state. But that doesn’t mean a screening of this important new film needs to be a downer. Thanks to GMO-Free Maui, which is sponsoring this Saturday’s showing, you can see the new documentary for free. Free! Plus you get to enjoy live music from O Kula Noe, pupus and raffle prices. Raffle prizes! And like I said, admission is free. For more information like where to pick up raffle tickets, visit www.gmofreemaui.com or call 572-5831. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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[DJ’s] In the world of turntablism, the Beat Junkies are legendary. The crew of DJ’s earned this reputation by a series of conquests in the DMC competitions and myriad live shows internationally. We’ve been fortunate to witness the spin and scratch professionalism of some of these DJs over the past couple years. And now, Shortkut and Rhettmatic are here to represent, with their unique mix stylings that incorporate anything and everything from hip-hop, old-school R&B and jazz classics, homespun into fresh new compositions for your aural pleasure...

[OPERA/COMEDY] Julia Migenes (pronounced mah-gin-ess) brings us her own, “Diva on the Verge”. Originally from New York, this multitalented chica will keep the crowd intrigued during the show with hairraising vocals and a sharp wit. Being the author as well as the star, Migenes has managed to produce an absorbing blend of monologue, comedy and opera. Talk about a woman of many hats! Her singing talents have gotten her a Grammy, whilst her acting and dancing expertise have made her known and respected as an artist throughout the world. Maybe it’s that fire red hair that makes her so smooth and spicy all at once. Tickets: $10, $25, $35. Call 242-7469. [HEIDI KING]

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What’s dysfunctional about this?

Correcting Dysfunctional Children Nanny McPhee comes up a lesson short Emma Thompson (Sense And Sensibility) plays a magic-working nanny in a script she wrote based loosely on Christianna Brand’s 1960’s era Nurse Matilda books. Under the clumsy direction of Kirk Jones (Waking Ned Devine) Thompson’s witch of a nanny—she sports a single eyebrow, two hairy warts and one overly long front tooth—mysteriously arrives at the unkempt household of widowed funeral director Mr. Brown (Colin Firth). Mr. Brown’s seven devilish children take pride in the speed with which they have scared off 17 prospective nannies with diabolical antics such as pretending to eat their infant sibling.

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trating the dubious child-rearing customs of his deceased wife who was loved by her kids for things like giving them sweets and ice cream whenever they were bedridden with sickness. Upon meeting the children, Nanny McPhee informs the kids that so long as they need her but do not want her she must remain, and when they want her but no longer need her then she must go. With the aid of her magic cane McPhee breaks the spell of chaos with her first command that the children go to bed when they’re told. As the tikes gradually begin to comply with her five lessons, McPhee’s ugly physical features begin to vanish one by one and she transitions into an almost attractive lady. This promising subplot asserts itself with the notion that McPhee is, at heart, the ideal marital partner for Mr. Brown even if she vociferously denies engaging in affairs of the heart. Nanny McPhee’s ever-improving appearance becomes the story’s most enticing yet abandoned narrative thread. The nanny’s exceptionally long tooth never shortens even after success with her five lessons has reversed her obesity, warts and eyebrow issues. A messy food fight climax precipitates a surprise resolution for Mr. Brown whose marital and financial problems are solved in a way that solicits some expository explanation to defend against the age difference between himself and his new bride. Here Emma Thompson the screenwriter robs the story of its thunder by substituting what should have been Nanny McPhee’s reward for her parenting prowess. Instead the children are abandoned to regress into the same horrid conditions that the story began. Thompson’s impaired narrative instincts seem to have been instructed by her own sense of humility for her character or by some possible allegiance to Christianna Brand’s source material. Either way, the anti-climatic ending comes as a forced and rushed affair that leaves the story with no guiding protagonist. Nanny McPhee needed one more lesson. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CINEMA Wednesday, February 1

5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER TOUCH THE SOUND - (Unrated) - A documentary which explores the connections among sound, rhythm, time and the body by following percussionist Evelyn Glennie, who is nearly deaf. 99 min.

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ANNAPOLIS - (PG-13) - Drama - Ever see Richard Gere and Lou Gossett, Jr. in An Officer and a Gentleman? Cool, then you don’t have to see this rip-off, about a young bad boy (James Franco) who tries to find out if he measures up at the U.S. Naval Academy. 108 min. (Anthony Pignataro) BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 - (PG13) - Comedy Martin Lawrence is back wearing the fat suit, once again needing to go deep undercover for the F.B.I. Isn’t it amazing how all a man needs to do is dress up like a woman in the movies, and all of a sudden he can run faster than a speeding bullet, leap over buildings in a single bound and kick just about anyone’s ass? Incredible. 99 min. (Heidi King) THE MATADOR - (R) - Drama, Thriller - Okay, it’s supposed to be a drama thriller, but it looks like they want to be a comedy. I don’t know. It’s Pierce Brosnan as a hitman who’s kind of over his job. He, by chance, makes friends with a regular Joe played by Greg Kinnear. When the hitman finds himself in a sticky situation, he goes to his new friend for help. 96 min. (HK) MATCH POINT - (R) - Drama, Thriller - A guy (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) marries a lovely young lady (Emily Mortimer) who happens to come from a filthy rich family. Everything is picturesque...until he meets and becomes enchanted by another woman (Scarlett Johansson). Then the scandolous activity begins. I can’t tell if this one is going to be like Fatal Attraction or something more original. Written and directed by Woody Allen. 124 min. (HK) NANNY MCPHEE - (PG) - Family, Comedy Think ugly Mary Poppins, except with Emma Thompson in the lead role. Pretty routine stuff, really—nanny checks in, uses magic to tame naughty brats—but Thompson is also one of the screenwriters, so there might be something to it. Also stars Colin Firth. 88 min. (AP)

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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - (R) - Drama,

Romance, Western - Two cowboys work together, then become friends... and more? It’s a tale of the issues people face due to the blind hatred of society. Society is such a dumbass. Anyway, I’m thinking this one’s going to be a romantic and touching tearjerker. 134 min. (HK) CAPOTE - (R) - Drama - The Hollywood version of the true story of writer Truman Capote. In 1959, a family was murdered in a small Kansas town. Capote was sent to write a piece for The New Yorker magazine and ended up getting more involved than he expected by be-friending the murderer. Moral dilemmas galore! 110 min. (HK) THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA - (PG) - ActionAdventure, Fantasy - This story follows the exploits in World War II England of four Pevensie siblings who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe and discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch. 140 min. (Kimberly L. Welch) END OF THE SPEAR - (PG13) - Drama - Some missionaries go to help an Amazon tribe, the tribesmen kill them and later one finds himself involved with the family of one of the missionaries. Twisted. 112 min. (HK) GLORY ROAD - (PG) - Sports, Drama - Just in time for March Madness, this is the story of Texas Western College, the first school in college basketball history to field five African-American starters, and the troubles they encountered on their way to the NCAA finals. Stars Josh Lucas and Derek Luke. 106 min. (AP) HOODWINKED - (PG) - Animation, Family - Everyone remembers the story of Red Riding Hood, right? So this movie starts where the story ends. The police come and all the characters are questioned. Then comes the guessing game of figuring out what really happened. It looks cute. 81 min. (HK) HOSTEL - (R) - Thriller, Horror - Paxton and Josh backpack through Europe eager to make quintessentially hazy travel memories with new friend Oli, an Icelander they've met along the way. They’re eventually lured by a fellow traveler to what's described as a nirvana for American backpackers. which happens to be a particular hostel in an out-of-the-way Slovakian town stocked with Eastern European women as desperate as they are gorgeous. But is it really too good to be true? 95 min. (KLW) KING KONG - (PG13) - Action-Adventure - In a massive jungle on Skull Island, prehistoric creatures have been protected and hidden for millions of years. But a group of nosy filmmakers discover a giant gorilla so, of course, they have to go on a great-ape search. Their greedy quest puts them up against not only Kong but his dinosaur enemies, too. Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. 187 min. (KLW) THE LAST HOLIDAY - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama Queen Latifah plays a quiet and reserved woman who, upon a visit to the doctor, thinks she only has three

weeks to live. This news pushes her to take risks she normally wouldn’t. Also stars LL Cool J. 108 min. (HK) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA - (PG13) - Drama - Based on the bestselling book by Arthur Golden about the journey of a peasant girl into one of Japan’s most notorious geishas. 145 min. (Samantha Campos) MUNICH - (R) - Set in the aftermath of the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics, story follows a secret Israeli squad assigned to track down and kill the 11 Palestinians suspected to have planned the Munich attack--and the personal toll this mission of revenge takes on the team and the man who led it. 164 min. (KLW) THE PRODUCERS - (PG13) - Comedy - The huge stars (Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane) who brought this classic back on Broadway are now gettin’ it to the silver screen. Basically, two dudes try to make money off the inverstors of their play by creating a flop. I was sold as soon as I found out Will Ferrell has a part. I love that man. Also stars Uma Thurman. 134 min. (HK) THE RINGER - (PG-13) - Comedy - This has all the makings of the greatest film of the year—maybe even the decade. Johnny Knoxville plays some guy who decides to enter the Special Olympics by pretending to be stupider than he actually is. Gold! 100 min. (AP) RUMOR HAS IT - (PG13) - Comedy - Kevin Costner plays a guy suave enough to seduce a beautiful woman (Jennifer Aniston) as well as her mother...and grandma?!? Ew. Emotional distress ensues. 97 min. (HK) SYRIANA - (R) - Thriller - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this tense political thriller which unfolds against the backdrop of the global oil industry. From the filmmakers that brought us Traffic. 123 min. (HK) TRISTAN & ISOLDE - (PG-13) - Drama, Romance - So when I looked up this flick on Yahoo! Movies, I read the following sentence, written presumably to explain what the movie is about: “In the medieval legend of Tristan and Isolde, young lovers become doomed against the forces of royal politics.” Okay, that makes no sense— grammatically or otherwise. From what I can tell, this is a love story about two kids who like each other, set in the time when they had knights and stuff. It “stars” James Franco and Sophia Myles. 125 min. (AP) UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION - (R) - Action-Horror - This sequel to 2003’s Underworld promises to be, at the very least, loaded with lots of bloody-blockbustin’ action, and well, sexy, sultry eye candy—in that dark and tormented, wicked kind of way! Kate Beckinsale stars as the vampy-vixen Selene, the vampire heroine who joins with hybrid Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman) as they battle against an ancient war between vampire and lycan (werewolf), in a romance as forbidden as the hybrid himself. Oh, the agony! The heartache! The torture of being a vam—I mean lyca—er...hmm. 106 min. (Tallia Monterroso)

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Touch the Sound - (PG13) - Wed 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Brokeback Mountain - R - Th (1:05, 4:05), 7, 9:50, Fr (12:45, 3:40), 6:35, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:40, 6:35, 9:30, M-W (3:40), 6:35, 9:30 Chronicles of Narnia - PG - Th (1, 3:55), 6:50, 9:45, Fr-Su (12:30, 3:30), 6:40, 9:35, M-W (3:30), 6:40, 9:35 End of the Spear - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:10), 7:10, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:10, 7:10, 9:45 Glory Road - PG - Th (1:10, 3:45), 6:40, 9:20, Fr, M-W (1:10, 3:55), 6:30, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:10), 3:55, 6:30, 9:15 Hoodwinked - PG - Th (1:25, 3:30, 5:30), 7:35, 9:35, Fr, M-W (1:25, 3:30, 5:30), 7:35, 10, Sa-Su (1:25, 3:30), 5:30, 7:35, 10 Hostel - R- Th only (1:50, 4:30), 7:30, 10 King Kong - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 5), 8:45, SaSu (1:15), 5, 8:45 Last Holiday - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:20), 7:05, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:20, 7:05, 9:40 Match Point - R - Fr (12:50, 4), 6:50, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:50), 4, 6:50, 9:45, M-W (4), 6:50, 9:45 Munich - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1:20, 4:45), 8:10, Sa-Su (1:20), 4:45, 8:10 Ringer - PG13 - Th (1:55, 4:25), 7:15, 9:30, Fr, M-W (1:55, 4:25), Sa-Su (1:55), 4:25 Underworld: Evolution - R - Th (1, 1:40, 3:50 4:15), 6:55, 7:20, 9:30, 10, Fr (1, 1:40, 3:50, 4:15), 6:55, 7:20, 9:20, 9:50, Sa-Su (1, 1:40), 3:50, 4:15, 6:55, 7:20, 9:20, 9:50, Fr, M-W (1:40, 3:50, 4:15), 6:55, 7:20, 9:20, 9:50 Syriana - R - Fr-W 6:45, 9:30

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Annapolis - PG13 - Fr-W (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 10 Big Momma’s House 2 - PG13 - Fr-W (12:40, 2:55), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Capote - R - Daily (12:30), 4:20, 7, 9:40 Matador - R - Fr-W (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:35, 9:55 Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Th (1:15, 2:40), 4:15, 5:35, 7:15, 8:30, 10:10, Fr-W (1:05), 4:05, 7:05, 10 Nanny McPhee - PG - Fr-W (12:30, 2:45), 4:55, 7:10, 9:30 Producers - PG13 - Th only (12:30), 4:05, 7, 9:55 Rumor Has It - PG13 - Th only (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Tristan & Isolde - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:30, 7:10, 9:55

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Big Momma’s House 2 - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30, Su-W (1:45), 5, 8 Last Holiday - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7, 9:20, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:40 Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 7:05, 9:55, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:30 Underworld: Evolution - R - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:20, 9:25, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:50

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Hoodwinked - PG - Th (4:15), 7:15, 9, Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:15, 9 King Kong - PG13 - Th (3:45), 7:30, Fr, M-W (3:45), Sa-Su 3:45 Munich - R - Fr, M-W 7:30, Sa-Su (12), 7:30 Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Th (3:30), 6:45, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:50, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:50 Nanny McPhee - PG - Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:15, 7:30, 9:45 Tristan & Isolde - PG13 - Th only (4), 7, 10

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Big Momma’s House 2 - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:30 Last Holiday - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Munich - R - Th only (12:30, 4:15), 7:45 Underworld: Evolution - R - Th (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (2, 4:30), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7:30, 9:50

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Learning… to a Point The art of church decorating with piercer/tattooist Brad of Island Ink He’s only been doing it for three years. But Brad already knows this is what he wants to do forever. “You’re helping someone decorate their church,” he says. “Their body’s their temple, right?” Though he grew up in Idaho, Brad started his bodily “church decorating” 15 years ago in Eugene, Oregon, in a back-of-the-house shop he and his friend constructed. While his friend handled the ink, Brad took care of the piercing, an art form he says he’d been fascinated with since he was eight years old and watching National Geographic programs on TV. “It just goes to show you your parents should really pay attention to what you’re watching,” says Brad. Still piercing, he moved to Maui nearly eight years ago to fill a guest spot for another piercer at Island Ink Tattoo Co. in Paia. When that piercer left two days later, Brad decided to stay, with the stipulation that he would eventually pursue a tattoo apprenticeship at the shop. Then-owner Tom, now at Lahaina Tattoo, took Brad under his wing, teaching him the “technical shit” of ink slinging, needle-making, cleanliness and other glamorous tricks of the trade. Brad took it all in, also gaining insight from the other people in the shop, as well as his years of poking people with his piercing gun. “Yeah, I’ve already dealt with people’s trips,” he says.

“Piercing is faster but way more intimate. The energy is different. But I don’t ever want to stop doing either.” He says his first professional tattoo was done on a friend’s mom who had never been inked before. She wanted a heart in remembrance of her husband who had just died. Brad says he was nervous and it seemed to take forever. But on her next trip, she had him add flowers to the design. When asked if there’s something he wants to be known for as an artist, Brad says simply, “doing good work. “Is there really anything else?” he says. “I’ve known complete assholes, total pricks but hey, they do really good work and that’s all that matters.” Brad says he’s inspired by “the amount of exceptional artists here,” as well as visiting artists, preferring that they come here to guest spot so he doesn’t ever have to leave the island in order to continue his education. He also studies art online and is touched by people’s imaginations. “I love how they take a normal picture, turn it abnormal, then make it a tattoo,” he says. He’s also impressed by artists who do big freehand pieces— tattoos drawn directly on the body without the use of a stencil— like Samson, a local artist who’s known for his amazing freehand Polynesian tattoos. But Brad also says the hardest thing he’s had to learn is patience.

Brad doing a little decorating “In a busy shop, everyone’s pushing you to go faster,” he says. “It’s a challenge to try slowing down, and at the same time you want to gain speed.” “One thing Brad understands is tribal and the whole Polynesian angle,” says Caz, another tattoo artist at Island Ink. “He knows what things mean, or at least where to look, so he can give people what they want.” But ask Brad what he specializes in and he bristles. “I refuse to limit myself,” he says. “People get stereotyped into a genre or image and I don’t want that.” In his spare time, Brad hangs out with his dogs, paints, dives, surfs, fishes and drinks coffee. But like most tattoo artists, he hopes to own his own shop one day. In the meantime, he’s content to stay on Maui, developing the skill and knowledge of his body craft. “I’ve got the hang of it,” he says. “But with the growth of the industry, new stuff’s popping up. The bottom line is I don’t ever want to stop learning. Anyway, it’s the know-it-all I want to avoid.” MTW

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Afrika Bambaataa - Thursday-Friday. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be fooled by the rocks that I got, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m tellinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; you heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s direct from the Bronx. Oh yeah, you people didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know about my free-stylinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; skillz. Taste the flavor, baby. We got the Godfather or Hip Hop, first at Casanova on Thu. night, then at Hapaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on Fri. Wait a tick, didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t we just see the Godfather of House? Has every genre of music been baptised? You wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d all be Catholic... Guest starring DJ Ray Masters from London. Tickets: $20. 10 p.m., tix avail. @ following locations; Paia Wine Corner, Groove 2 Music (Old Paia Gen Store), Casanova Office, Makawao, Hapas Nightclub, Kihei, Beach Road Records, Kihei (Rainbow Mall), Livewire Cafe', Paia & Lahaina, Bounty Music, Kahului, Requests Records, Wailuku, or online @ www.hulatickets.com. Jake Shimabukuro - Thursday-Sunday. Known for lightning-fast fingers and revolutionary playing techniques, Jake Shimabukuro is a young master of the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ukulele who shatters musical boundaries. He plays music previously unthought-of for the instrument (anything from â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Star Spangled Bannerâ&#x20AC;? to jazz standards) and has created groundbreaking new styles with his boundless reserves of energy. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Shortkut & Rhettmatic - Saturday. Throughout the world, their signature mixing styles and amazing drum skills on the turntables, are synonymous with success. They have mastered the ability to combine precision, along with the DJ techniques of the blend and the scratch to create compositions that cannot be imitated. 9 p.m., Hapaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nightclub, 879-9001. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Footlooseâ&#x20AC;? - Friday-Saturday. Presented by Baldwin High School. The story revolves around a Chicago boy who moves to a small farming town during his high school senior year. As if being the new kid in town isn't difficult enough, he soon finds out the town has rigid laws; one being a strict ban on dancing. Footloose has dynamic songs with a rock â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll rhythm that will make you want to dance in your seat. Tickets: $14, $10, $7. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun., 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Julia Migenes - Tuesday. Opera diva, dancer, Broadway actress, film star, Grammy-winner for the soundtrack of the opera film Carmen, where she played the title role, choreographer of the dance and music recital Passions Latines and author of this onewoman show, Julia Migenes brings passion, sensuality and endless talent to every role. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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Schaefer Portrait Challenge Exhibit - Through Feb. 19. This signature exhibit is statewide-juried art competition features Hawaiâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;i artists whose work best captures the extraordinary heroes and portrait subjects among us, through excellence and innovation in portrait painting and sculpture. Free Admission. Tue-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Schaeffer Building, MACC, 242-7469. Guitar Alchemist - Feb. 2. Returning to Maui after 14 years of worldwide touring, Scott Huckabay will be performing his high energy, spirited one-man band music from his latest CD, Secret Portal. Tickets: $10. 9 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dames at Seaâ&#x20AC;? - Feb. 2-9. "The â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;30s Musical Extravaganza on the High Seas." Full of comedy, tap dancing and love songs, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a spoof of 1930s movie musicals. Also includes dinner buffet. Extra showing Feb. 5 at noon. Tickets: $60. 6 p.m., Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 1-800-595-4TIX. John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers - Feb. 2. John Mayall has been hailed as the Godfather of British blues, nurturing a Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Who list of talent. Joining the tour is Savoy Brownâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s band leader Kim Simmonds â&#x20AC;&#x201C;

another British blues guitar legend!â&#x20AC;&#x201D;with a rare set of acoustic blues to open the show before he starts trading licks with the Bluesbreakerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dallas â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fret Burner Buddy Whittington. Tickets: $40. $35, $30, 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Lunasa - Feb. 3. Called an â&#x20AC;&#x153;Irish music dream teamâ&#x20AC;? by Folk Roots magazine, this all-star quintet LĂşnasa is comprised of alumni from some of the greatest Irish groups of the decade. Named for an ancient Celtic harvest festival in honor of the god Lugh (patron of the arts), LĂşnasa redefines traditional music with inventive arrangements and bass-driven grooves that go straight to the heart of the rhythms and steer Irish acoustic music into surprising new territories. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Lim Family: Generations - Feb. 4.Three generations of the Lim Family (Aunty MaryAnn, Lorna, Elmer, Carrington, Nani Lim-Yap, and even the keiki) join together onstage to perform music and danceâ&#x20AC;Ś their family tradition! Hailing from Kohala on Hawaiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;i Island, frequent Merrie Monarch winners, the Lims, are proud to present the music and dance of their home island, passed along through their family, from one generation of artists to the next. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio, Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Dancing Through the Season - Feb. 4. Over 100 dancers will be performing tap and jazz in Judy Ridolfinoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual dance revue, this year themed Dancing Through The Seasons. Dancers from age three to â&#x20AC;&#x153;seasoned citizensâ&#x20AC;? will be performing dances about spring, summer, fall and winter in this two-hour show. Tickets: $12, $11, $7. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Bob Marley Birthday Jam - Feb. 5. Reggae In Paradise Productions proudly presents Jamaicaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rising star, Anthony B. In step with his 2005 album Black Star Anthony B will make his Hawaiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i debut with mainland based band Soul Majestic in honor of Bob Marleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Birthday Jam. Celebrate the legacy of Bob Marley with outstanding performances featuring conscious spiritual and humanitarian messages of One Love. Tickets: $20. 6 p.m., Maui War Memorial Gymnasium, 669-7734, 579-9007, 573-2385. Dr. Masaru Emoto - Feb. 7. Water crystal researcher from What the Bleep Do We Know!? returns for a seminar entitled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Love Thyself,â&#x20AC;? in which Dr. Emoto presents new research on the â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Hidden Messages From Water.â&#x20AC;? Tickets: $25 in advance, available at Mandala Ethnic Arts (Paia), Maui Body & Soul (Kihei) and online at www.EmotoTickets.com. 7:30 p.m., Maui Tropical Plantation, Waikapu, 875-8820. Kealiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i Reichel - Feb. 10-11. One of Hawaiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most popular performing artists and a respected kumu hula, Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own Keali`i Reichel has captivated audiences with a winning blend of contemporary and traditional Hawaiian music. This Maui-born musician holds a permanent place in Hawaiian music history, with phenomenal success both locally and internationally. He has been awarded a dozen Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, been nominated for a Grammy Award and tours throughout the U.S. and Japan. Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Marley Fest â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;06 - Feb. 12. The time has come, my little ones, to pay tribute to Bob Marley. Live performances by Gregory Isaacs & Morgan Heritage, Ooklah The Moc, Inna Vision and more. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s get together and feel alright. Tickets: $31, $26. MACC, 242-7469. Aegis Band with Manel & A2C - Feb. 14. Charttopping Filipino group of five girls and a guy who have been touring and recording for 10 years. Aegis means â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;shieldâ&#x20AC;? or â&#x20AC;&#x153;protectionâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;a feeling the group hope to give their young â&#x20AC;&#x153;pinoyâ&#x20AC;? listeners. Tickets: $75, $50 $25. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Kronos Quartet - Feb. 16. Kronos has pursued a singular artistic vision for almost 30 years, combining a spirit of fearless exploration with a commitment to

expanding the range and context of the string quartet. Kronos Quartet has become one of the most celebrated and influential ensembles of our time, with dozens of recordings, thousands of concerts, numerous awards including a Grammy Award and "Musicians of the Year,â&#x20AC;? and collaborations of extraordinary depth, breadth and creativity. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Daddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dyinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Got the Will?â&#x20AC;? - Feb. 17Mar. 5. A fast-paced comedy that will have you roaring one minute and touched the next, with Broadway director Terry Berliner. Tickets: $18, $16. Sun $12. FriSat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969. Hot Tuna with Jorma Kaukonen & Jack Casady - Feb. 19. An all acoustic tour with Rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;n Roll Hall of Famers Kaukonen and Casady, to celebrate the compelling mixture of rock, blues, folk and country influences that have distinguished the sound of Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna for three decades. With Jormaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brilliant finger-pickingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fretwork and songwriting, and Jackâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s expert melodic bassworkâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; along with virtuoso mandolinist Barry Mitterhoff on this tourâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;this show is an opportunity to witness lifelong friends making extraordinary music together once again! Tickets: $40, $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Dueling Pianists - Feb. 25. Kevin Krohn and Ronnie Shelton, famous for their sing-along clap-along brand of entertainment, attracting overflow crowds in piano bars along the Las Vegas strip, will be the featured attraction at the West Maui Carden Academyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Foolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n Piano Gala, an annual fund raising benefit.. Tickets: $100. 6:30 p.m. Grand Ballroom of Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anapaliâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, 667-0442. Land Trust Luâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;au - Mar. 4. 5th annual â&#x20AC;&#x153;Buy Back The Beachâ&#x20AC;?. Created by a handful of volunteers in response to the increasing threat of coastal development, the land trust now has hundreds of supporters and volunteers of all ages and backgrounds. Tickets: $100, $800. Old Lahaina Luâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;au, 244-5263. UB40 - Mar. 19. Reggae music, canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t refuse it! Who hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t heard one of their songs?! Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to witness them in live action. Last year the show sold out, so you know what that means... Tickets: $40, $35. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. 311 - Mar. 26. This dynamic Omaha-bred, Los Angeles-based rapcore/punk/rock/reggae/ska group that has sold over seven million albums in the U.S. alone. Câ&#x20AC;&#x2122;mon, show them that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always been down down. Tickets: $43, $38. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Elvis Costello - Apr. 2. With songs like â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pump It Up,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Watching The Detectivesâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Every Day I Write the Bookâ&#x20AC;? (our favorite!)â&#x20AC;&#x201D;oh, we could go on and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group, The Attractions, has changed the face of modern Rock and Roll. Special guest Steve Nieve. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Kokua Festival - Apr. 19. Once again, Jack Johnson will headline. Now, brace yourselves, Ban Harper is going to perform also. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even wait! Be grateful that you arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t within earshot of me right now, because I am literally squealing with delight! Tickets go on sale to the public Feb. 4. Better get on it people! MACC, 242-SHOW. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rampage In Vegasâ&#x20AC;? - May 13. Who wants to watch some Vegas styley boxing?!? This girl right here does, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll tell ya that much. 12-13 bouts featuring amateur boxers from Hawaii and Las Vegas. All proceeds benefit Doc Broadus Sports & Entertainment and the local boxing clubs. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a reason to feel good about watching some dude get his ass handed to him. Tickets: $500, $300, $100. Venue TBA. 280-4174.

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Why Whales Do That - Free informational center

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Friday 01/27

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/DJ Stylz, 9:30pm

Braddah Pito 9pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J 9pm

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Dirt Road No cover 9pm

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KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

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The Edge No cover, 9pm

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MON - The Crunch Pups, 9:30pm; WED - DJ Boomshot, Live Local Music, 9:30pm

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Tattoo Contest w/Rukus 9pm

Chad & Lake Ohana Jam 9pm

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MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - $2 Night w/Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

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THURSdAY, JANUARY 26 World Beat Workshop - Presented by jazz drummer/composer Robert Jospe and percussionist Kevin Davis. Experience the African and Latin Rhythms of salsa, samba, swing and funk in a fun interactivemusical program, suitable for the whole family. Free. 6:30 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766.

FRIdAY, JANUARY 27 “Rove’s War” - Movie showing. The latest work by filmmaker and media activist Mike Stinson, co-founder of takebackthemedia.com based right here on Maui. 6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. Free Concert - Tibetan bowl Master and sound Healer, Kenny Parker will conduct the Tibetan singing bowl concert. 6:30-8:30 p.m., Acupuncture Center, Paia, 870-8573.

SATURdAY, JANUARY 28 Chinese New Year Festival - Lion dancing, Chinese musicians, Lup Chong cooking contest, keiki Chinese costume contest, Chinese ribbon dancers, crafters and food booths. 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Maui Mall, 276-3707. Chinese New Year Celebration - Kick off “The Year of the Dog” with 25,000 firecrackers and the traditional Lion Dance. At the Lifestyle Fair explore an awesome lineup of healers, products and services to help make you stronger, reduce stress, relieve pain, live longer and look & feel your best! Free. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5304. Weekly Fundraiser - Ballroom and Latin dance. Get your practice on. Singles and couples welcome. $5 donation for Greg Roberts' battle with Skin Cancer. 6:15-9:45 p.m., Maui Arts and Cultural Center's Omori Studio B, 874-0297. Shimmy Nights - Two shows = two opportunities to see live belly dancing. 7 & 8 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 280-2508.

SUNdAY, JANUARY 29 Swing ‘n Salsa - Beginning Swing dance lessons 56 p.m. Followed by a Swing ‘n Salsa dance. 6-9 p.m., Hapa’s, 205-3971. Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Presenting the “Quartet For The End of Time.” $5 to make you holla. 5 p.m., Makawao Union Church, 876-1854.

TUESdAY, JANUARY 31 State of the Union Address - It’s like a tragic comedy to see Bush speak. So this year, instead of sitting at home alone shouting at your TV in anger and frustration, gather with CODE PINK women to watch the President's speech, play games and make a night of it, all are invited. 5:30 p.m., Maui Booksellers, 244-9091.

WEDNESdAY, FEBRUARY 1 “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at the Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week is South Seas Island Magic with Henry Kaleialoha Allen. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

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After-School Tutoring - Tue and Thu, Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., the Neighborhood Place at Happy Valley, Wailuku. For info, call 986-0700. Graphic Design for Teens - Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. Every Mon, 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. For info, call 244-5911, ext. 35.

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Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-1174. "Entrepreneurship Talk Story" - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 873-8247. “Connection Parenting” - Fri. Liz Wertheim and Gail Nagasko will present Pam Leo’s book as an intro to a style of parenting as well as parenting classes beginning in Feb. 5:30 p.m., 573-1819. Free Seminar - Mon. First time buying a home? Your’re going to want to check this out. 6-7:30 p.m. Call to sign up, 268-1379. Good to Know - Mon-Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides classes for west side residents for whom English is a second language. Help out your peeps that need it by passing on the word. 5-7 p.m., Sacred Hearts School, 249-0111. P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - Every Tue. Presents videos and discusses parenting techniques. Free. Childcare also provided for free. 6-8 p.m. at Montessori School in Makawao. Call Trudy @ 879-3595. Avoiding Whale Collisions - Tue. Workshop for Boaters and Recreational Ocean Users: Don't risk a crash with a 40-ton whale! Free. 5-6:30 p.m., Ocean Science Discovery Center, Ma’alaea, 249-8811.

ART

Grand Opening - Quan Gallery will be celebrating its official Grand Opening with festivities. All are welcome and the celebration is open to the press and the public. Omigod! You could, like, totally meet the artists and stuff! Fri, 6-10 p.m., Quan Gallery on Front Street in Lahaina, 667-2757. 7th Annual Tattoo Contest - The island’s best tattoo artists will be judging the best overall, black-andwhite, color, tribal, worst, best-placed. There will be loads of gift certificates for free work given away as prizes, as well as other goodies. Fri, 9 p.m., Life’s a Beach, Baby.

POETRY

Slammin’ Sunday - On last Sun. of each month it’s a poetry slam. Show off your poetry skills and possibly win $100. Sun, 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. Express Yourself - Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. Every Mon. 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467.

POLITICAL

Talk Story - Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. Mon.-Thu., 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

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Hawaiian Plant Sale - Sat. Landscape your yard with beautiful Hawaiian plants such as native hibiscus, koa, mamaki, native banana varieties, kalo and many other species. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, a 501(c)(3) non-profit, is committed to conserving Hawaiian plants and cultural heritage. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului, 249-2798. Pandora’s Seed - Sat. GMOs in Hawai`i Nei. The first documentary film to present the startling facts about Hawai`i's role in one of the most challenging issues of our time. Music by O Kula Noe, pupus and raffle prizes. This is an important event, hence it is free. 5:30 p.m., Historic Iao Theater, Wailuku.

SPORTS

Run to the Sun - Mar. 25. Start training now, because this run is going to kick your booty, I don’t care who you are. It’s a 36-mile ultra marathon starting at sea level and climbing to the 10,023 ft. summit of Haleakala, legendary "Home of the Sun." Visit www.virr.com for more info.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Thu. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with

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Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7, 7:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Benoit Jazz Trio, 7-8 p.m.; Free. For info, call 661-4567. WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m., Wed; Late night Cafe: Lucid Fusion, jazz trio, Thu, Fri, Sat. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Su and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour, $3 special's. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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Friday 01/27

Saturday01/28 Sunday01/29

Monday01/30 – Wednesday02/01

Erin Smith Band $5, 10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

LULU’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

Chisel 10:30pm

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4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana - 669-3474

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G 900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

MON - Mai Tai/ Margarita Mondays, 9pm; TUE - $2 Tattoo Tuesdays, all day; WED - Westside Wednesdays, dollar drinks, 10pm

DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark, No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Hard Tark, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Wailea Nights w/Ernie Cruz Jr. and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Celtic Tigers 7pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; TUE - Benoit Jazz Works, No cover, 7pm; WED - Dylan Dokin, Acoustic Rock, No cover, 7pm

Live Entertainment No cover, 10pm

Live Entertainment No cover,10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Soul Sweet w/Sugar, Final performance! 10pm

DJ Stylz 9pm

Sin City w/Flava Zone 9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Service Industry Night, Metal Night, No cover, 9pm DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

WED - Live Entertainment, 10pm

Showcase Sundays 9pm

MON - Shake Your Heini W/Kapakahi, $5, 9pm; TUE - Bikini Tops and Shorts w/DJ Stylz; WED - Party Like a Rockstar, 9pm

DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm

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Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

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DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Crunch Pups, No Cover, 9:30pm

Erin Smith & Elan Rae No Cover, 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts No cover, 9:30pm

Crunch Pups $3, 9pm

Haiku Hillbillies $3, 9 pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-12:30am

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

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1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

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3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No Cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No Cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No Cover, 10pm Hale & Hot Lava Band No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Dylan Donkin, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - John Moore, No cover, 9:30pm

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■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30-9:30 p.m. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m. Whalers Village Center Stage: Thus, Hula Lessons 3 p.m.- 4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7 p.m.-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 12-2p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sat Drums of the Island 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak 7-8p.m. 7-8 p.m. Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30 p.m.-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti 7:30 p.m. – 8 p.m.Tue, Lei Making Class 11a.m.-1p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m-8 p.m. Wed Polynesian Hula Show 7p.m-8p.m. All Shows free. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian

Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon and Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue and Thu, and Wed and Sat 7- 9 p.m.

Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

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■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:309:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music with Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing clas-

sical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900

Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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In theory, I’m trilingual. But since I spend most of my time speaking only two of my languages, the third’s nearly inaccessible. On those rare occasions when I’m called upon to use it, I make embarrassing gaffes and speak like a child. It’s not that I’ve completely lost that knowledge—I’ve forgotten how to quickly access it. You, too, are struggling to remember something you once knew intimately. It’s frustrating, I know, but stick with it. For me it takes a week or three before I’ve rebuilt the synaptic connections to my rusty tongue. It might take longer (or shorter) for you, but there’s no question in my mind that—if you persist—you’ll get there.

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Your sign is the province of little children and the ancient. The essence of Aries is playful, innocent, slightly selfish, enthusiasm. Little kids are like that. So are some old people—the ones who are so over it they’re into it again. They’ve released the responsibility and heaviness they’ve shouldered their whole lives, to just play. Everything’s funny to toddlers of all ages. What a cool way of being! And you’re lucky enough to have it come naturally. Why would you bother straying far from it? You may not quite have the freedom (enjoyed by the very old and young) to just play all the time—but surely you can justify doing so on most nights and weekends.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) There’s very little you can’t do. But let’s face it: just because you’re capable of something doesn’t mean you enjoy it. This week it’s important to make the distinction: are you doing something because it pleases others, or because it pleases yourself? A lot of Leos get into this trap of doing shit because it earns them praise and admiration. That’s not entirely a bad thing, and certainly not a reason to stop, necessarily. But I think it’s important to find something you’d do whether anyone else praised you (or even noticed) or not—and this week is the right time to start doing, at least part-time, exactly that.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) I spent about an hour singing your praises tonight. Once I got started, I just couldn’t stop. I love you people. But I found myself, at the end, feeling stung with compassion when I was compelled to add: “But I wouldn’t want to be one.” You sure don’t have it easy. The problem is, you often make things look so easy—accomplishing more with one hand than any two of us could do with our whole bodies. Many people don’t appreciate how much effort it actually takes. This week is a good time to gently clue them in. If you do it sweetly and without a built-in guilt trip, my solo song of praise will almost instantly blossom into a full-on choir. Now, doesn’t that sound fantastic?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Some Libras have a problem: they’re nice. Fine. Nice is nice. Unfortunately, that’s not the end of it. They’re stuck with this idea that the only alternative to nice is not nice. Nasty. Mean-spirited. Ugly. Sure, that’s one option. But for the majority of you (who are, I believe, slightly more worldly and/or evolved than that) you know there are other options. Recognize that nice is a fine starting point, but to finish there is about as dull as dishwater. You’ve got to push the boundaries of who you are until it goes beyond the tedious mundanity of nice, sweet and pretty. Stretch beyond nice until you’re simply amazing. Anything less—quite frankly—will just bore us to tears.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) I’ve never known you to be so romantic. I don’t mean red roses and seduction—that’s well-trod ground. I just have never known you to wear such a Vaseline-smeared lens when reviewing your memories, distorting them into appealing confections that they simply are not. Why are you subjecting yourself to such powerful self-delusion? Is it because your present isn’t what you wish it were? Trying to relive or recreate half-forgotten chapters isn’t the right way to improve it. Even if you “succeeded,” the new version would never be what it was—and you might even destroy anything good about the old version while you’re at it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You’ve been looking backwards a lot lately—not because you’re longing for the past, but only to attempt to cover your tracks. Why don’t you want people knowing how you got here? Or is it that you’re embarrassed about (or ashamed of) the detours you took along the way? Ironically, all your efforts to hide or obscure where you’ve been only point them out, because they stand in stark contrast to your usual forthrightness. If you don’t want us to notice, pay attention to, or care about what you’ve been up to before, you’ve got to stop focusing so intently on it yourself. Keep your eyes on where you’re headed and who you are now, and so will we.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) A ladybug has taken shelter in my apartment. I wonder if it’s escaped the frozen death it faced outside just so it can wait longer to die, or if it has some reason to continue. How about you? I don’t mean to be too dramatic, but you’re reminding me of that insect. Does your current inaction stem from helplessness or apathy? Is there really nothing you can do, or simply nothing you can motivate yourself to do? I suspect the latter. Waiting for something to happen won’t work for the ladybug, or for you. Get your butt in gear, darling. It’s a long time ‘til spring.

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HMSA, UHA, Tri-West, No Fault, Work Comp

Offices in

Wailea•Kihei Makawao•Lahaina

808.276.4130 Trained at the Mayo Clinic Rochester, MN

BURTON FEINERMAN, M.D.

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Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide. Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

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Pro photographer needs models for fitness, beauty & lifestyle assignments. $50 per hour. Any age or ethnicity. Email photo, contact info and stats to ron@ronchapple.com Or mail a photo to RC Studios, P.O. Box 1758, Kihei, Hi.,96753. Just visiting, call (808) 874-5755

I’AO ACUPUNCTURE & SPA

LOOKING FOR SPORTS MEMORABILIA? We’ve got Maui’s Best Selection and Lowest Prices. Also Flags From Around the World, Collectable Old Coins and Collectable Old Stamps. Island Coins & Stamps, Wharf Cinema Center, 3rd Floor, Lahaina, 667-6155l

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for your cameras, ukuleles, big diamonds, fine watches, Hawaiiana, musical instruments, fine jewelry, & gold. Kamaaina Loan 242-5555

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special! West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2005. For reservations call 877-7005

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Sweet Life Fruit Company

Located in Kukui Mall

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 874-5141