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“Oooh, everyone’s saying, ‘Look, a Maui chick is the new GUESS? Jeans girl,’” said Patti Punani, who heads the agency Mac Nut Talent. “Well, guess how hard that was to set up? Look, any idiot who spends about five minutes in this industry can find work for a 5’11” blonde surfer chick with green eyes and a 34-inch chest like Tori Praver. What we do at Mac Nut is a little different: we take your bloated, somewhat disgusting fat ass and get him into the Big Show. Now that’s real talent.”

According to Punani, Mac Nut’s latest find is 32-year-old Eric “Tiny” Bolton, who recently moved to Maui from West Texas.

She calls him “the biggest of the next big things to come along” yet.

“Mac Nut has a certain look—a little bit obnoxious, a little bit lazy,” said Punani.

“Think Chris Farley, if Chris Farley was a whiny right-winger who spent his mornings getting a dose of Angry White Man crap from talk radio.”

Punani’s keen eye and strong stomach have already served Mac Nut well, finding talent for billboard companies as diverse as NASCAR, Chevron Texaco, Shell Lubricants and Redman Chewing Tobacco.

“Mac Nut is always looking for big, ugly jerk-offs to turn into America’s newest, hottest model,” said Punani. “I encourage any young fool out there—or old fool, we don’t discriminate—who wants to switch things up and start modeling to go ahead and give me a call. Who knows, maybe he can be the next Mac Nut superstar.”

I’m a star Punani added that Mac Nut is starting a theatrical division and is already signing deals for more than one of its models to appear in the new, sure-to-be-a-hit TV series remake of Battlefield Earth, coming this fall. MTW

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What she didn’t say: It’s also the perfect time to fix what ails the state’s welfare system. According to state Auditor Marian Higa’s recent report, the whole program is so disorganized that it’s hard to tell how well money is being spent. “Perhaps those who got services will feel the money was well spent,” she wrote. “But what about people who didn’t get money but may have been more deserving of those services?” For her part, state Department of Human Services Director Lillian Koller—a Lingle crony from way back—told the Associated Press on Jan. 25, 2006 that the state is doing fine and even lowered caseloads by 7.4 percent from 2003 to 2005. What she didn’t say was whether that decrease was due to people transitioning from welfare to work or simply dropping out of the system entirely.

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A Republican group’s offer of a hundred bucks for information leading to the identification and conviction of the University of California at Los Angeles’ “most radical professors” has all the hallmarks of a cheap publicity stunt: an abrasive young quotemonger, the Nixon-style “Dirty Thirty” enemies list of alleged liberal instructors, and its attempt to compromise students willing to furtively tape their teachers’ lectures. The media, for which “at first glance” could equally serve as a motto and epitaph, has treated it as unworthy of serious coverage. Scratch the surface, however, and it becomes clear that the UCLA story is a chilling new front in the right’s offensive against the last liberal redoubt in America: academia.

The “Bruin Alumni Association”—not the actual UCLA alumni association, but a one-man shell operation run by one Andrew Jones, Class of 2003, age 24— says it/he merely wants to “restore an atmosphere of respectful political discourse on campus.” Linda Chavez, a former official in the Reagan White House, assures: “No one is suggesting that anyone be fired for his or her views.” Maybe not yet. But why make a hit list and pay for evidence of ideological incorrectness— unless you plan to use them?

Jones is a former researcher for David Horowitz, a bizarre fringe neoconservative with his own taste for enemies lists.

Last year he launched a website smearing Bush Administration critics like Phil Donahue and yours truly by lumping them with Al Qaeda leaders wanted for Islamist terrorism. Horowitz, now operating under the banner “Students for Academic Freedom,” has spun himself as a self-appointed campus watchdog arguing that professors with left-wing views

doubt. The small-l liberal tradition in academia, on the other hand, relies on the willingness to set aside preconceived notions and beliefs in the pursuit of truth, regardless of where it may lead them. It places progress for the many over the good of a few elites. The longer they study society’s complex problems, academics tend to find that the simplistic prescriptions advocated by conservatives don’t work.

There is no such thing as a conservative intellectual. If people like Andrew Jones get their way, there won’t be any liberal ones either. MTW

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And big-time media outlets that ought to know better, like The New York Times, are taking him seriously.

Last week Horowitz spooked the Pennsylvania Legislature into holding HUACesque hearings on the pernicious presence of liberal professors in state colleges and universities. Read into the record was witless testimony by disgruntled conservative students. “This professor always had something negative to say not only about the Bush Administration,” wrote a snitch about an English class at Temple University, “but about conservatives in general.

She stated on one occasion that it is impossible to be a moral capitalist. She stated that the U.S. does not have the right to say anything about the Taliban’s record of oppressing women because the U.S. oppresses women too.” Rings true to me. But Horowitz’s message was as clear as when it appeared in the original German: Unless you’re waving the flag and cheering the president, stay away from politics.

Stick to the textbook.

Though twice as many journalists vote Democratic as Republican, that’s the lowest number since 1971. America’s media, passing off discussions between right-wing extremists and squishy New Republic centrists as genuine debate, has silenced the liberals in its ranks.

Leaders of major religious groups, including the traditionally activist Roman Catholic Church, have cozied up to the right. Corporate power, historically controlled by Republicans, has consolidated its hold on all three branches of government, which are dominated by the GOP on the federal level as well as most states.

Institutions of higher education, where the hearts and minds of America’s next generation of leaders are formed, has become the equivalent of the medieval city-state: tiny refuges where intellectuals and their students can question such conservative articles of faith as free markets, free trade and American military and corporate hegemony.

The nail that sticks out, says the Japanese proverb, must be pounded down. American conservatives, having pounded their liberal foes into nearly total submission, see the campus culture wars as their chance to finish the job.

“By their own description,” The Washington Post reported in March 2005, “72 percent of those teaching at American universities and colleges are liberal and 15 percent are conservative.” At the most elite institutions including the Ivy League, the ideological differential was even wider—87 percent were self-identified liberals, 13 percent conservatives. There’s a simple reason for that gap: conservatives, by definition, are closed-minded.

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, JAN. 25 We’ve got less than eight months to go before the State of Hawai’i Primary Election, and the fight over which Democrat gets to run for the U.S. Senate is really heating up. On one hand we have the incumbent, Daniel Akaka, the 81year-old fan of both Native Hawaiian Recognition and drilling oil in Alaska’s frozen Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR). It’s often hard to tell which position gives him more grief. And on the other hand—the one that always gets us into trouble, according to that well-known voice of wisdom and rationality called Gilligan—we have Congressman Ed Case. Case is, well, what political science types call a “backbencher.” He’s running against Akaka because he says Akaka is old and ossified (my words, to be fair, but you get the point). Well, now Akaka is striking back, telling the Honolulu Advertiser that if he doesn’t get reelected, Native Hawaiians can kiss his recognition bill goodbye. “It has been my bill,” he told the paper in a story running today. “I’ve been the one that has been pushing it. Also, all the commitments, well, many commitments that have been made have been made to me.

And so when I go what happens to those commitments?” If Akaka is saying that only he—of all the American people—can get his Native Hawaiian Recognition bill through Congress and into law, then by all means, vote for Case.

THURSDAY, JAN. 26 In a brilliant counter-move to her own brilliant bullshit move two weeks ago, Chicago talk show host/Hana land-owner Oprah Winfrey “confronted” Million

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Little Pieces author James Frey on her own show today about why he’s such a big fat liar. “It is difficult for me to talk to you because I really feel duped,” she told Frey, whose book wasn’t a mega-bestseller until Oprah went on the air and urged her billions of listeners to gain strength from his courageous tale of “redemption” from a life of crime and drug abuse—virtually all of which, according to the investigative website The Smoking Gun, was made up (the part about him being a loser drug addict seems to be legit, though). Anyway, Oprah also said it was wrong of her to defend Frey a few weeks ago on the Larry King show—at that time she said revelations that Frey seemed to be cynically making up stories about him supposedly assaulting cops and going to jail just to write books were “much ado about nothing.” Anyway, she now says that wasn’t a good idea because it gave people “the impression that the truth is not important” (to say nothing of the impression that Oprah was more concerned about her own credibility and popularity than some book she was pushing).

But now all is right with the world, especially since Frey’s publisher—that would be Doubleday—says future editions of the book will have an “author’s note” addressing the fabrications. Future editions—is this a great country or what?

Beware, foie gras lovers out there (you know who you are). Today state House Bill HB3012 and state Senate Bill SB2686— both prohibiting “the force feeding of birds”— passed their respective first readings. The House bill comes to us courtesy of Maui’s own Chris Halford (R, 11th District) while state Senator Suzanne Chun Oakland (D, 13th District) served up the other. Both would make it illegal to shove that awful tube down

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SUNDAY, JAN. 29 Did someone say television? Oh yeah, that was me. Anyway, it looks like Akaku, the great county public access cable channel that lets you watch education programs about the refraction of light, gavel-to-gavel coverage of local planning and Maui County Council hearings and slightly spacey programs about UFOs and the peace-loving aliens they contain, might be going the way of Heather Graham’s television career. According to yesterday’s Maui News, the state Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs (DCCA)—by far the wildest and craziest of all the state departments—has just ruled that all public access contracts need to go out to competitive bid. And just to make things interesting, since it’s possible Akaku could lose its contract after it runs out this June, the DCCA wants to hold on to half of the station’s funding this year. No word on who might take over from Akaku this summer, but you can be sure it won’t be ABC.

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geese throats, which seems to be the critical process in foie gras production, though Chun Oakland’s bill would also prohibit goose liver sale in the state of Hawai’i.

SATURDAY, JAN. 28 I can’t believe they cancelled Heather Graham’s sitcom Emily’s Reasons Why Not after just one episode. I mean, sure, the name sucked. And the show was a blatant ripoff of Sex and the City, except instead of being about a hot single columnist with lots of hot friends who sometimes get naked because the show was airing on HBO, Graham’s character was a hot self-help book publisher with lots of hot friends who don’t ever get naked because the show was airing—okay, aired—on ABC. But come one! Just one episode!? We’re

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It’s taken months and months, but the state Democratic Party has finally put forward a candidate to run against Republican Governor Linda Lingle. His name is former state Senator Randy Iwase and he’s already got one tremendous advantage over Lingle: no one has a clue who he is.

TUESDAY, JAN. 31 Speaking of not having a clue, this weekend Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Ed Case sent out a press release titled “Steady As She Goes!” saying he’s already won two online polls. With the internet geeks who rarely if ever vote solidly behind him, can victory be far off? Stay tuned next week when we’ll find out how the all-important corpse and out-of-state vote is going.

Anthony Pignataro would love to know why everyone smiles and nods every time he mentions that he was born in the Year of the Rat. MTW

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Will the pain for Monsanto never cease? Genetically modified organisms enjoy powerful friends in Washington, but the normally compliant mainstream press is starting to ask difficult questions. Case in point was the Jan. 22, 2006 Honolulu Advertiser commentary by Hector Valenzuela, who demanded more GMO testing to study potential environmental pollution, cross-contamination, human health effects, secrecy and even corporate profits. “[T]he public should not be kept on the sidelines as corporations and universities use taxpayer subsidies to help develop and release new products into our environment,” Valenzuela wrote. On the flip side, A&B and its subsidiary HC&S move up the ladder on news that the company spread $2 million in donations among a few hundred non-profits throughout the state. It’s hard to call that anything other than good publicity. MTW

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According to a January dispatch from Aarhus, Denmark, in London’s Observer, Mr. Torben Vegener Hansen, 59, who has cerebral palsy and lives at home on government assistance, is challenging the government also to pay for prostitutes to make house calls, claiming that he is unable to have sex manually because of his illness and must be accorded this “human right” by a service similar to the government’s meals-onwheels program.

REVERSE REVERSE DISCRIMINATION Scotland Yard agreed in January to pay the equivalent of about $52,000 to London police Sgt. Leslie Turner to settle Turner’s claim that the reason he failed in a 2004 assignment was that he had been “overpromoted” to the job because he is black. Turner said he had been given a job as a guard for Prince Charles, and then for Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, without adequate training and, as a result, made mistakes that caused him to be reassigned.

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WHO SAID STALIN WAS MAD? Recently opened archives in Moscow show that in the 1920s, Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered his top animal-breeding scientist to create interspecies “super warriors.” Stalin’s half-men, half-apes would be “invincible,” “insensitive to pain” and “indifferent about the quality of food they eat.”

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Researcher Jean-Louis Martin of the Universite Claude Bernard in Lyon, France, found (for a December British Medical Journal article) that consuming cannabis doubled motorists’ likelihood of a fatal auto collision, and alarming news headlines about the report followed. Less prominently noted in the article, and consequently in news reports, was that drivers impaired by alcohol were six times more likely than an unimpaired driver to have a fatal collision, thus suggesting that the generally illegal drug, cannabis, is only one-third as dangerous for drivers as the legal drug, alcohol.

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Three men who police say stole a car in San Jose, Calif., in October and drove it to Chico, Calif., were arrested in Chico when police caught them trying to break into that same car because they had locked the keys inside (or thought they had, since Chico Officer Jose Lara said he found the keys in one of the men’s pockets, after all). MTW

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Fresh from two guilty verdicts for selling alcohol to minors last month, Casanova now has to face the LC on two more complaints, this time dealing with two alleged incidents of over-service. Rather than roll over and plead no contest to each complaint, the popular Makawao restaurant and nightclub intends to plead not guilty.

If convicted of just one of the cases at the Feb. 2, 2006 Adjudication Board hearing, Casanova faces a fine as high as $2,000. If convicted of both, they’re looking at a possible license suspension (the two strikes the club picked up last month dealing with minor service, wouldn’t add onto any they might pick up today’s hearing).

Part-owner Steven Burgelin, who also said he worked as an attorney in Italy years ago, said he will act as Casanova’s legal counsel.

He explained that $5,000 to $6,000 for legal fees was too much, especially considering that the fines he might have to pay would be less than that. Though he added that he was heartened by the December not guilty verdicts won by Moose McGillycuddy’s of Lahaina in a similar over-serving complaint.

“In these two cases, I don’t think that we did anything wrong,” he said.

Both complaints concern the night of May 11, 2005. The first deals with a guy who drank at Casanova between 9:30 p.m. and 1:30 a.m.

According to Burgelin, he consumed just two drinks, though admitted to police that he’d drank earlier in the day. The second results from a woman who, again according to Burgelin, drank three glasses of wine in Casanova between 10 p.m. and 1:30 a.m.

In both complaints, the LC is throwing the book at Casanova. They’re charging the club the full three counts—serving the alcohol, failing to exercise due care and knowingly permitting an intoxicated person on the premises— for each case.

“Before these, in 16 years of business we’ve never had a case of over-serving,” said Burgelin.

-Anthony Pignataro

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Ekolu Loves You

Listening to one of Maui’s most popular Jawaiian bands on and off the radio

By Samantha Campos A pale man with spiky brown hair, glasses and a thick German accent is talking with a young, tall Hawaiian man in a baseball cap standing by the front desk. The Hawaiian tells the German to clear it with “Lukela.”

The German man and his companion, both carrying large black bags with wires spilling out, walk down the expansive hallway of the Q103 radio station, past even younger musicians talking and plucking an occasional ‘ukulele. The two men enter a smaller room containing a couch, a couple chairs and a DJ manning a computerized soundboard.

“Excuse me,” asks the German. “We are students from Munich, working on our final project for film school. Would it be alright if we filmed you as part of our documentary on Maui?”

Lukela Keala is sitting on a stool next to the soundboard and “Shaggy,” one of the station’s DJ’s and the host of this evening’s Underground Island program. Keala listens to the filmmaker and nods his head. He then turns to two men holding guitars on the couch.

“It’s okay by me,” he says. “Is it alright with you guys?”

The guys smile and nod. The young filmmakers immediately outfit the men with small black boxes—wireless microphones—while the musicians tune their instruments and Keala discusses the night’s program with Shaggy.

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Keala, along with the men on the couch— Akoni Dellomes and Makapu Hoopii—make up Ekolu, a popular Hawaiian band based on Maui. Ekolu is best known for their islandstyle lovers’ rock and infectious contemporary Hawaiian reggae hits, also known as “Jawaiian,” on the albums Down in the Valley and Shores of Waiehu. Their third album, Back to the Valley: The 3rilogy won a Na Hoku Hanohano award in 2004 for best contemporary album. And now, they’re getting ready to appear on Shaggy’s radio show to promote their latest album, Ekolu Music, which has spent the past six weeks on the Billboard’s world music charts.

“It’s [been there] the longest of all our albums,” says Keala.

They’re also here to play a few songs live in the studio, and introduce a couple of bands—No Boundaries and Kohomua—that they’ve recently signed on to their indie label, Waiehu Records.

Shaggy makes sure the studio mics are placed properly on the floor in front of the couch and chairs for optimum sound when the bands play live on the air. He puts his headphones on and checks his monitor. A photographer darts in to take a few shots of the band. Darnelle—Keala’s wife and the band’s manager who’s also known as “Dar”— takes a quick shot with her disposable camera.

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Meanwhile, the guys in Ekolu begin an impromptu, off-the-air warm-up.

“You’re mine…. For eternity,” croons Keala.

“Your lips belong to only me.”

The two men have stopped playing their instruments and are now harmonizing with Keala, as he strums a ‘ukulele and sings the refrain. Eyes shut, all three men lean forward, tapping their feet and gently swaying to the smooth, silky ballad. When they’re done, Keala shifts in his seat, gently tugs at his neck and looks over at his band mates.

“Dry, yeah?” he says. The other two nod, smile and clear their throats.

Keala, Dellomes and Hoopii formed Ekolu back in 1995, while attending Baldwin High School. They jammed together in music class and gave their first performance at Brown Bags to Stardom, a televised youth talent contest in Hawai’i. Although they took second place that year to ballerina dancers, Ekolu went on to become one of Hawai’i’s most popular and successful bands with their first hit, “Down in the Valley,” just four years later.

Now Dellomes begins playing an acoustic guitar melody that the other two then follow—Keala on ‘uke, Hoopii on bass.

“About five more minutes,” Shaggy says, indicating to the band members the impending airtime.

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the photographer, then do a brief rundown with Shaggy before going on air. One of the filmmakers tells Dellomes to flip his long hair—it’s covering the wireless mic. The musicians resume harmonizing a different tune.

“Sixty seconds,” says Shaggy.

The music stops, as the filmmakers erupt in flurried German with each other in the doorway, then one rushes into the room to make an adjustment with Dellomes’ microphone.

Dellomes smiles as they go on the air.

“This is Q103—I’m your host, Shaggy, and this is Underground Island,” says Shaggy into the mic. “Right now in the studio, we have EKOLU! Yayyyy!!!”

After the band members introduce themselves, Shaggy cuts to one of their new tracks, “Mistah Offisah.” Once off the air, Keala and Shaggy talk about fishing earlier in the day and the “huge tako” they caught that morning. Talk turns to food, Shaggy’s desire for grits and the food they consumed while camping over the weekend.

“Next time you gotta make that oyster stew, like I was telling you about,” says Keala.

Then Keala and Shaggy go over what they will talk about on air next, and Dar leans in from the hallway to suggest mentioning the

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new CD, which is currently being nominated for Best Reggae Album in the 9th Annual Hawai’i Music Awards.

“So you just released Ekolu Music on Dec. 20 of last year,” says Shaggy, now back on the air. “And it’s doing well in sales…”

“Yeah, the first week it was number nine [on the Billboards],” says Keala. “This week it’s number six in the world music charts.”

“Wow, isn’t that the largest number of any band in Hawai’i? Besides Iz?” says Shaggy.

“How long did it take you to do the album?”

“Eighty percent of the songs were already written before we got to the studio,” says Keala. “So not that long.”

“Let’s go back to the first CD,” says Shaggy.

“Tell me about [The Everly Brothers cover] ‘Bye Bye Love.’”

“We used to hear that one all the time at our aunties’ and uncles’ backyards,” says Keala. “So aunties, uncles—thank you!”

Shaggy cues the song and talk again resumes off-air.

“That’s old-school, hunh?” says Keala. “We did this back in ’99. Sound so young, yeah?”

Dellomes and Hoopii laugh.

Shaggy says that when they get back on the air he wants to talk about the group’s 10-year

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anniversary and their history. Whenever they’re ready to play live, he’ll stop the recorded tracks.

“So we’ll play a song, talk, play a song, talk,” says Keala. “Then we’ll talk about the record label stuff.”

They chat easily on the air.

“Let’s play another song off the new CD, called ‘Dim the Lights,’” says Shaggy.

“This is old-school reggae,” says Keala.

“Another favorite of mine.”

“How many originals you doing on this album?”

“Ten originals, three covers,” says Keala.

“Check it out online…”

Off the air, the guys continue talking about camping, birthdays and Ekolu’s upcoming weeklong stint in Tahiti in March.

“Ah, Tahitian dancing girls!” says Shaggy.

The band nods approvingly. Dar leans in and gives her husband a smile.

“Eh, don’t get me in trouble, huh?” says Keala. Everyone laughs.

“So you’re hugely popular worldwide,” says Shaggy, back on air. “But how many bands have you seen fizzle out before they reached the top?”

“Not too much,” says Keala.

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lot of people say there are so many talented people from Maui. We push each other. Even the younger bands, you know, we’re always willing to share or open up with them.

Malino, No Boundaries, Kohomua, Versatile, Conscious Healing—a lot of our friends are in good bands.”

Shaggy cuts to a Sassaman track, and the boys are once again off the air.

“This is a cool song,” says Shaggy.

“Never heard this one,” says Dellomes.

“Got stuck there, sorry.”

“Look tired, Mike!” says Keala. “Got school tomorrow?”

A young guy standing in the doorway answers him. Later, he will play ‘uke in an impressive, finger-flying solo on the air with his band, No Boundaries.

“No, only a couple periods,” he says. “I can sleep through them.”

“One minute…” says Shaggy.

Catch Ekolu live Feb. 11 at Waikiki Shell on Oahu, and Feb. 19 at the Lahaina Civic Amphitheater. To vote for Ekolu Music in the 9th Annual Hawaii Music Awards, visit hawaiianmusicawards.com. For more info, visit ekolulive.com. MTW

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Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. $$ Bada Bing is part of the Bermuda Triangle of restaurants and bars on South Kihei Road. The décor is what you typically find in family-style Italian restaurants: tables covered with red and whitecheckered cloths and walls plastered with old posters, photos and record labels celebrating the Rat Pack in all their glory.

After toasting Betty’s arrival, we contemplated the menu. Bada Bing offers a full selection of traditional appetizers and entrees and a few house originals, in addition to offering full bar service. The group unanimously decided to start with a two-foot order of garlic bread slathered in melted mozzarella ($4.99) and the famous spinach artichoke dip ($6.99).

The bread was excellent and the dip quickly vanished.

As for entrees, Anthony went with the Spicy Italian Pizza topped with sausage, peppers and onions ($9.99). Kim and Rudi both decided on the Chicken Marsala ($12.99). Kim took our waiter’s suggestion to have it served on a bed of garlic-mashed potatoes while Rudi stuck with the traditional bed of pasta. Brad and Samantha were won over by the special Tiger Shrimp cooked in a white wine sauce and served on a bed of pasta ($14.99). Nancy ordered the classic Eggplant Parmesan ($11.99) while Heidi opted for the Mac Nut Mahi Mahi Florentine ($17.99). I initially planned to order the Chicken Marsala or Mac Nut Mahi, but eventually settled on the Basil Seared Fresh Ahi ($17.99).

As we were discussing reality shows and our recent office move to Wailuku, our waiter arrived with our food. Heidi raved about her tender and creamy fish, served on a generous bed of pasta.

Nancy was equally pleased about her tender pieces of eggplant smothered in marinara and mozzarella. Brad and Samantha wasted no time digging into their jumbo prawns. After devouring his Chicken Marsala and all the sides, Rudi said his chicken was a bit dry but not so dry to stop him from finishing it in record time.

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As for me, my perfectly cooked fish was served with a side of root vegetables. The fish was smothered in a lemon caper sauce that was creamier than I expected but had just the right blend of flavors. The vegetables were tender but not soggy and seasoned nicely. My dish came with a side of al-dente penne pasta and sauce that could be considered a meal in itself.

I enjoyed a few bites but was more than full after finishing my fish and veggies.

The only real disappointment of the night came during dessert when Anthony was denied a bowl of Spumoni ice cream. Even in his state of profound disappointment—“How can an Italian restaurant not serve Spumoni Ice Cream?!” he thundered—even he admitted that he had nothing but praise for his pizza, which he somehow consumed in its entirety. MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food to pasta to steaks and fresh fish. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., 4:45 p.m.8:30 p.m., Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Ale House - Wide selection of food with games.

11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. Open daily, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. MonSat, 8 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., Mon-Thu, 5-8 p.m.;, Fri-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. Mon-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Open 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food.

10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks.

Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MonSat, 6:45 a.m.-10 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Mon, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tue-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi.

Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Every month you choose 12 meals to make at home. Wed-Sat. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. Mon-Sun 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Mon-Sat, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2498463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Italian. 11 a.m.-9 p.m.

2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Japanese and local cuisine. 7 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., 4 p.m.-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 2447276. $ IHOP - American. Sun-Thu, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; FriSat, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 2426000. $$ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. Open 10 a.m to 6 p.m. Mon through Sat. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty glazed doughnuts.

Sun-Thu, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fri-Sat, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Fast food. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Fr-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

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Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries.

Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Daily 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Su-Th 5 p.m.-9 p.m., Fr-Sa 5 p.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - Italian. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery, deli. 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m., Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the groups who call Hawai’i home. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.

395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. Su-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., FrSa 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Japanese. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2492420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. 6 a.m.-10 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m.

150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m.

Mon-Sat. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-9 a.m.

395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, TuTh 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Fr-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m.

1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

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6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 8740788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

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Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside.

11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8749299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi.

11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6 a.m.-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. 12 p.m.-3 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

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DININGLISTINGS Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m.

Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos.

11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips.

Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 891-1400. $

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898.

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines.

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. MSa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

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Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic.

5:15 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m., 5 p.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches.

Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m.

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Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches, ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily from 6 a.m.8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available.

115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas.

1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around.

Open 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

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840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $

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Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:309 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes.

Open Tue-Sat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight.

4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia.

900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618810. $$ K

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House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices.

Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

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Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., Fr-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m.

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Saturday at Dragon’s Den, Makawao; Saturday, 6-9 p.m. in Lahaina [HOLIDAY] While the Chinese New Year officially began last Sunday, Jan. 29, celebrations on Maui are continuing on through this weekend, as well. 2006 is the year of the Male Red Fire Dog, a year of balancing fire and earth elements.

Speaking of balance, as with any New Year, you might get an inkling to take a closer look internally. So, thankfully, The Dragon’s Den is holding a Health Fair with all-day lectures and consultations about Chinese medicine, Western herbs, nutrition, naturopathy, massage and more. For more info, call 572-2424. Or if you’re looking for more traditional Chinese New Year fanfare, Lahaina’s celebration will take place on Front Street between Papalaua St. and Lahainaluna St. and will feature Au’s Shaolin Arts Society and their traditional lion dance, as well as demonstrations of cultural arts throughout the evening. For more info or to volunteer, call 667-9175.

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Dolphin Rock Thursday, 9 p.m. at Casanova [ROCK ‘N ROLL] Scott Huckabay (pictured below, left) used to live on Maui over 14 years ago, while recovering from a major motorcycle accident that left him almost paralyzed in his left leg and right hand. Before the accident, Huckabay was a free-wheelin’, boozin’, druggin’, motorcycle ridin’ dude in Arizona. But the island worked its magic, as it so often does, and now Huckabay is rockin’ to a different tune—and it’s all about whales, dolphins and Jimi Hendrix. “It’s the soul expression of music I play that feeds my constant state of bliss,” says Huckabay. “In the midst of it all, my hope is that I can help invoke creativity and inspiration in others throughout this beautiful planet!”

Appropriately, he’ll also be at the Whale Day Festival in Kihei on Feb. 18. For info, visit www.scotthuckabay.com.

The Pulse of Ireland Friday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [IRISH MUSIC] I love Irish people. Maybe it’s because I have some Irish blood in me. Or maybe it’s because there is a special place in my heart for the kind of people that make any occasion a drinking occasion. Just hugging and singing and getting red in the face… it’s a beautiful thing. You know what else in beautiful? The music that Lunasa (above, right) creates, that’s what. These blokes are straight from the island—Ireland, that is. It may be a little bigger than our islands, but let’s not get into a pissing contest here. Let’s just focus on the fact that the “Irish music dream team” will be here to bust out some Irish folk. Critically acclaimed throughout the world, Lunasa’s music seems to rub everyone the right way. “Their passion for the music and their abilities to transport it to new levels is simply irresistible.” (Iain Shedden, The Australian). Hey, I’m all for transporting—especially if it requires Guinness at some point. Cheers! Tickets: $10, $20, $30 and half-priced for keiki. Call 242-7469. [HEIDI KING]

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Didgeri-hunh?

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Wednesday, 7:30 p.m. at CafĂŠ Marc Aurel, Wailuku

Tuesday, 7:30 p.m. at the Maui Tropical Plantation in Waikapu [LECTURE] The Japanese scientist Dr. Masaru Emoto believes that a person’s thoughts and feelings are so powerful they affect individual water molecules. He further believes that since a person—and this planet, for that matter—is mostly made up of water, thoughts and feelings greatly affect all of us. Anyone who saw the movie What the Bleep Do We Know!? is already familiar with this stuff because it prominently featured Dr. Emoto, but now he’s coming to Maui to talk more live and on stage. I think he’ll sign books, too, but that’s only to be expected. Tickets $25 in advance, $30 at the door (groups of 10 or more only pay $20 per person!). Tickets available at Mandala Ethnic Arts in Paia, Maui Body and Soul in Kihei, online at www.emototickets.com or by calling 808-875-8820. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

The Reggae of Africa Sunday, 6 p.m. at War Memorial, Wailuku; Monday, 6 p.m. at WaveRiders, Lahaina [REGGAE MUSIC] Anthony B, born Keith Blair, is a living personification of Africans’ consciousness in Reggae.

Through his songs he has influenced the political scene in Jamaica during elections. Like his hero, Peter Tosh, the most revolutionary of the Wailing Wailers, he is an uncompromising Pan Afrikanist, in the tradition of Marcus Mosiah Garvey—Jamaica’s first national hero and the founder and leader of the largest Africans organization ever, the Universal Negro Improvement Association and Africans Communities League. Growing up in Clarks Town in the Parish of Trelawny, his Revivalist grandmother and Seventh Day Adventist mother immersed him in the singing, call and response and clapping mechanics of rural Jamaica. Anthony B will be performing along with Soul Majestic in Honor of Bob Marley Birthday Jam. Come and celebrate the legacy of the Great Robert Nesta Marley, ‘cuz you know that there’ll be a natural mystic flowing all over the place. This show is definitely going to be one the most outstanding performances of conscious, spiritual and humanitarian messages of “One Love� that Maui will witness in quite a while. So check it out! Tickets: $20. Sunday After-Party at Hapa’s, 9 p.m. [KIMBERLY L. WELCH]

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Those are termites and they’re more closely related to cockroaches than to ants. They live in the middle of the tree and slowly hollow it out by eating it. Poor tree doesn’t even have a chance. But some good does come from this cruel mutilation. That is the origin of the “Didgeridoo.� It’s an instrument, possibly the oldest instrument ever, and it comes from Northern Australia. It makes that unique, low droning/buzzing noise you hear whenever anyone goes to Australia in a movie. It’s sort of like a hum but much more complex. The Aboriginal people claim it’s the voice of the Earth, which actually makes sense if you think about it.

Well, nowadays, didgeridoo’s are manmade as well as termite-made and can even be purchased online. Gotta love the Internet. Anyway, the point is, Frank Heinkel (pictured right) is going to be presenting the “voice of the Earth,� along with guests playing acoustic instruments.

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George Clooney knocks the ball out of the park with his second directorial effort (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind was his first) about newscaster Edward R. Murrow’s public confrontation with Senator Joseph McCarthy when the diabolical Senator was ruining lives and careers under a banner of an antiCommunist ideology.

In rich black and white, Clooney uses a limited number of strictly indoor locations to convey Murrow’s insular world of newsroom television from which the highly revered newsman spoke directly to 40 million Americans every night. Clooney’s rigorous attention to detail presents the audience with a consummate depiction of the media speaking truth to power via one honest man with more integrity than any single person working in media or politics today.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Did your choice to make this movie have anything to do with how much your father revered Murrow?

GEORGE CLOONEY: It started, obviously, because I grew up on a newsroom floor watching my dad work with reporters like Deborah Dixon in Cincinnati, Ohio, and watching them piece a news show together. Murrow was always the high water mark that everyone aimed for. So it was my love of that and it was certainly a tip of the hat to my dad and the sacrifices that he made over the years.

What do you think journalists aim for now?

I think there a lot of great journalists out there. I don’t find much fault in the journalists. In general, I think everybody would like to break a good story. I think the problem is the same problem that Murrow fought in 1954, and that my father fought in 1974; that is a continuous and diligent fight. It’s not a simple answer.

I understand the problems of delivering to shareholders, and the market is getting smaller, and the money is getting less. But it has always been, and it will always be, the battle between corporate and information. It’s complicated, and I don’t know great answers to it.

As one of Hollywood’s most outspoken liberals, is it plausible to think that George Clooney will one day be running for elected office?

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“Yes, I was the sexiest man alive?”

No, worse than that. It starts with, “And I drank the bong water.”

Do you think that the movie is also about the state of television today?

We thought it was twofold in a way. It’s not just the state of television today, because it’s been a fight that’s gone on forever. It was about the responsibility of the Fourth Estate to constantly question power no matter who was in power. My father went after Jimmy Carter with the OPEC nations raising the price of gas and he went after Gerald Ford for pardoning Nixon. It was his job. He believed that authority, or government, unchallenged and unquestioned corrupts. And we’ve proven over a long period of time that it’s not unpatriotic to ask questions.

The other thing we thought was important was to talk about the dangers of allowing fear to erode away civil liberties because that’s always a dangerous step. We [America] do it every 30 years or so and we panic. Usually someone capitalizes on that for their own gains, and then we fix it because of newsmen.

Without them, we don’t have a civil rights movement or we don’t have a women’s rights movement or an anti-Vietnam movement. It’s newsmen; so that’s why it’s important to talk about. MTW

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again needing to go deep undercover for the F.B.I. Isn’t it amazing how all a man needs to do is dress up like a woman in the movies, and all of a sudden he can run faster than a speeding bullet, leap over buildings in a single bound and kick just about anyone’s ass? Incredible.

99 min. (HK)

5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER THE OVERTURE - (Unrated) - A gifted "ranard-ek" (wooden xylophone) virtuoso rises from his humble beginnings to become the court musician in the palace of the King in turn of the century Thailand (formerly Siam) only to become engaged in a passionate struggle to preserve the nation's endangered musical heritage. 104 min.

New This Week EIGHT BELOW - (PG) - Action, Adventure - Paul Walker stars in this new Disney movie about sled dogs. It takes place in Antartica where a series of events leads to eight sled dogs being stuck out in a storm. Based on an article in National Geographic. Unfortunately, it’s cold weather, so Walker will probably be keeping all of his clothes on. 100 min. (Heidi King) GOOD NIGHT & GOOD LUCK - PG - Drama Written, directed and starring George Clooney. A chronicle of 1950’s real-life conflict between newsman Edward R. Murrow and Senator Joseph McCarthy. This is during the Communist black listing period so it’s pretty hectic stuff. Also stars Jeff Daniels. And, it’s in black-and-white! 90min. (HK) THE NEW WORLD - PG13 - Adventure, Drama One of the most famous romances of all time, John Smith and Pocahontas. I highly doubt Smith was as hot as Colin Farrell, though. You all know the story, I just hope that it’s more historically correct than the Disney version. 150 min. (HK) WHEN A STRANGER CALLS - PG13 - Horror, Thriller - Remake of the 1979 movie that spawned one of my favorite urban legends. A babysitter keeps getting creepy calls, repeatedly being asked if she’s checked the children. Normally, I wouldn’t put any expectations on a horror movie with a piddly little PG13 rating, but this one actually looks pretty freaky. 90 min. (HK)

Now Showing ANNAPOLIS - (PG-13) - Drama - Ever see Richard Gere and Lou Gossett, Jr. in An Officer and a Gentleman? Cool, then you don’t have to see this rip-off, about a young bad boy (James Franco) who tries to find out if he measures up at the U.S. Naval Academy. 108 min. (Anthony Pignataro) BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 - (PG13) - Comedy Martin Lawrence is back wearing the fat suit, once

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - (R) - Drama, Romance, Western - Two cowboys work together, then become friends... and more? See how they deal with the blind hatred of society over a span of like 20 years. 134 min. (HK) CAPOTE - (R) - Drama - The Hollywood version of the true story of writer Truman Capote. In 1959, a family was murdered in a small Kansas town. Capote was sent to write a piece for The New Yorker magazine and ended up getting more involved than he expected by be-friending the murderer. Moral dilemmas galore! 110 min. (HK) THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA - (PG) - ActionAdventure, Fantasy - This story follows the exploits in World War II England of four Pevensie siblings who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of “hide and seek.” Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch. 140 min. (Kimberly L. Welch) END OF THE SPEAR - (PG13) - Drama - Okay, so another “based on a true story” movie. This one is where some missionaries go to help an Amazon tribe.

The tribesmen kill them and later one finds himself involved with the family of one of the missionaries.

Twisted. 112 min. (HK) GLORY ROAD - (PG) - Sports, Drama - Just in time for March Madness, this is the story of Texas Western College, the first school in college basketball history to field five African-American starters, and the troubles they encountered on their way to the NCAA finals.

Stars Josh Lucas and Derek Luke. 106 min. (AP) HOODWINKED - (PG) - Animation, Family - Everyone remembers the story of Red Riding Hood, right? So this movie starts where the story ends. The police come and all the characters are questioned. Then comes the guessing game of figuring out what really happened. It looks cute. 81 min. (HK) KING KONG - (PG13) - Action-Adventure - In a massive jungle on Skull Island, prehistoric creatures have been protected and hidden for millions of years. But a group of nosy filmmakers discover a giant gorilla so, of course, they have to go on a great-ape search. Their greedy quest puts them up against not only Kong but his dinosaur enemies, too. Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. 187 min. (KLW) THE LAST HOLIDAY - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama -

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Queen Latifah plays a quiet and reserved woman who, upon a visit to the doctor, thinks she only has three weeks to live. This news pushes her to take risks she normally wouldn’t. Also stars LL Cool J. 108 min. (HK) THE MATADOR - (R) - Drama, Thriller - Okay, it’s supposed to be a drama thriller, but it looks like they want to be a comedy. I don’t know. It’s Pierce Brosnan as a hitman who’s kind of over his job. He, by chance, makes friends with a regular Joe played by Greg Kinnear. When the hitman finds himself in a sticky situation, he goes to his new friend for help. 96 min. (HK) MATCH POINT - (R) - Drama, Thriller - A guy (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) marries a lovely young lady (Emily Mortimer) who happens to come from a filthy rich family. Everything is picturesque...until he meets and becomes enchanted by another woman (Scarlett Johansson). Then the scandolous activity begins. I can’t tell if this one is going to be like Fatal Attraction or something more original. Written and directed by Woody Allen. 124 min. (HK) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA - (PG13) - Drama - Based on the bestselling book by Arthur Golden about the journey of a peasant girl into one of Japan’s most notorious geishas. As long as you don’t think too much about the implications of the actresses not being Japanese, the movie is entertaining in that Hollywoodepic kind of way. The cinematography and costumes are predictably gorgeous, and the villainess is deliciously wicked. 145 min. (Samantha Campos) MUNICH - (R) - Set in the aftermath of the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics, story follows a secret Israeli squad assigned to track down and kill the 11 Palestinians suspected to have planned the Munich attack--and the personal toll this mission of revenge takes on the team and the man who led it. 164 min. (KLW) NANNY MCPHEE - (PG) - Family, Comedy - Think ugly Mary Poppins, except with Emma Thompson in the lead role. Pretty routine stuff, really—nanny checks in, uses magic to tame naughty brats—but Thompson is also one of the screenwriters, so there might be something to it. Also stars Colin Firth. 88 min. (AP) THE RINGER - (PG-13) - Comedy - This has all the makings of the greatest film of the year—maybe even the decade. Johnny Knoxville plays some guy who decides to enter the Special Olympics by pretending to be stupider than he actually is. Gold! 100 min. (AP) SYRIANA - (R) - Thriller - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this tense political thriller which unfolds against the backdrop of the global oil industry. From the filmmakers that brought us Traffic. 123 min. (HK) UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION - (R) - Action-Horror - This sequel to 2003’s Underworld promises to be, at the very least, loaded with lots of bloody-blockbustin’ action, and well, sexy, sultry eye candy—in that dark and tormented, wicked kind of way! Kate Beckinsale stars as the vampy-vixen Selene, the vampire heroine who realized in the prequel she was fighting against the wrong evil. But with hybrid Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman) at her side, they battle against this ancient war between vampire and lycan (werewolf), in a romance as forbidden as the hybrid himself. Oh, the agony! The heartache! The torture of being a vam—I mean lyca—er...hmm. 106 min. (Tallia Monterroso)

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Brokeback Mountain - R - Th, M-W (3:40), 6:35, 9:30, Fr (12:45, 3:40), 6:35, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:40, 6:35, 9:30 Chronicles of Narnia - PG - Th (3:30), 6:40, 9:35, Fr (1, 4), 6:55, 9:50, Sa (1), 4, 9:50, Su (1), 4, 6:55, 9:50, M-W (4), 6:55, 9:50 Eight Below - PG - Sneak Preview! Saturday, 7 End of the Spear - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:10), 7:10, 9:45, Fr, M-W (1:15, 3:55), 6:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 3:55, 6:30 Glory Road - PG - Th (1:20, 3:55), 6:30, 9:15, Fr, M-W (1:20, 4:10), 7:05, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:20), 4:10, 7:05, 9:40 Good Night & Good Luck - PG - Fr (12:35, 2:55, 5:20), 7:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:35, 2:55), 5:20, 7:40, 10, M-W (2:55, 5:20), 7:40, 10 Hoodwinked - PG - Th (1:25, 3:30, 5:30), 7:35, 10, Fr (12:55, 3, 5), 7:45, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:55, 3), 5, 7:45, 9:45, M-W (3,5), 7:45, 9:45 King Kong - PG13 - Th (1:15, 5), 8:45, Fr-W 9 Last Holiday - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:20), 7:05, 9:40, Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:20), 7:20, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:20, 7:20, 9:55 Match Point - R - Th (4), 6:50, 9:45, Fr (12:50, 3:45), 6:50, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:50), 3:45, 6:50, 9:30, M-W (3:45), 6:50, 9:30 Munich - R - Th (1:25, 4:45), 8:10, Fr-Su (12:30), 6:40, M-W 6:40 New World - PG13 - Fr-Su (12:30, 3:30), 6:45, 9:45, M-W (3:30), 6:45, 9:45 Ringer - PG13 - Th only (1:55, 4:25) Syriana - R - Th 6:45, 9:30, Fr, M-W (3:50), 10, SaSu 3:50, 10 Underworld: Evolution - R - Th (1:40, 3:50 4:15), 6:55, 7:20, 9:20, 9:50, Fr (1:10, 1:40, 4:15, 4:45), 7:10, 7:30, 9:35, 10, Sa-Su (1:10, 1:40), 4:15, 4:45, 7:10, 7:30, 9:35, 10, M-W (1:40, 4:15, 4:45), 7:10, 7:30, 9:35, 10

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Annapolis - PG13 - Daily (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 10 Big Momma’s House 2 - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 2:55), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Capote - R - Daily (12:30), 4:20, 7, 9:40 Matador - R - Daily (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:35, 9:55 Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Th only (1:05), 4:05, 7:05, 10 Nanny McPhee - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 4:55, 7:10, 9:30 When a Stranger Calls - PG13 - Fr-W (1:05, 3:10), 5:15, 7:20, 9:30

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Big Momma’s House 2 - PG13 - Th (1:45), 5, 8, FrSa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:35, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:55 Last Holiday - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:30, 7:40 Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7:30, Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 7:05, 9:55, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:30 Underworld: Evolution - R - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:50, Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:25, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 8 When a Stranger Calls - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:45, Su-W (1:45), 5, 7:45

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Whoop-de-doo. Let me set the scene.

Lahaina Noon, my fifth book of poetry, was published in 2005. The poems were all written on Maui, so the publication celebration party was at Borders, and 78

morning air. Ah, but when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re talking to yourself, you ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t talking to nobody.

Lesson Three: Tuesday night in San JosĂŠ, we read at Barnes & Noble Booksellers. We had 17 audience members, and when we left, 15 books were missing. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ask me how that happened. Anyway, this reading included what we in Po-Biz like to call â&#x20AC;&#x153;audience participation.â&#x20AC;? They asked me about my favorite writer, what is absolutely and fundamentally the most essential element of poetry, where poets should send their thick manuscripts of sonnets and ballads and odes (oh, my!), and why my first two books are out of print. Fortunately, all of these questions

A BOOK TOUR CAN REALLY BENEFIT A CAREER, EXCEPT THAT CAREERS REQUIRE THAT MONEY BE MADE. STILL, MY LACK OF FAME IS WIDESPREAD AND GROWING. people came. My publisher loved the big crowd. I joked we should tour Northern California. He surprised me. If I could schedule three poetry readings there, he would use his frequent flyer miles for my trip. Born that night was â&#x20AC;&#x153;The One-Week Three-City Northern California Book Tour,â&#x20AC;? a grand sweep through all the major N CA metropoliâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;San JosĂŠ, Sacramento and Davis.

Lesson One: Our first reading, on a Sunday afternoon in Sacramento, drew five people. Richard, the bookstore owner, a guy the size of a grizzly, apologized for the diminutive crowd, but we were delighted. Our books were in a store!

He felt so bad he bought two books, and another went to a woman who wandered in when she caught the word â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lahaina.â&#x20AC;?

We rejoiced. Richard was not only a large man, but a man of great largesse: there were three kinds of wine and four kinds of cheese. Score! We ate every last Triscuit.

Lesson Two: On Tuesday morning, we joined Ann Arbor on her radio show Dancinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; In The Fast Lane on KFJC at 7:20 a.m. We read poems to people on their various highways to work, choosing only lines that were eye opening. A radio audience is quite attractiveâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;you just cannot see how many people there are, or are not, when your words are waves in the crisp California

required the same answer, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Billy Collins.â&#x20AC;?

Lesson Four: At The Avid Reader in Davis, as local UC alumni, we had the home-court advantage and an audience of 25 or 27. We rocked the stacks. Books flew off the shelves, a few of them ours. Confetti showered the aisles, but that was mostly because I knocked over a rack of postcards. My old professor fondly recounted for 15 minutes an excellent graduate paper on Elizabeth Bishop that I never wrote. I smiled and nodded. I was standing right there, and nobody knew who I was. It was perfect. It was liberating.

A book tour can really benefit a career, except that careers require that money be made. Still, my lack of fame is widespread and growing.

When I returned to Maui, I found an invitation to Cedarville University in Ohio in April. They promise to fly me in, put me up and pay me for class visits and poetry readings. The University of Wisconsin asked me to drop by on the same trip. April is, like, the coolest month.

In my newly humbled opinion, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be crazy not to go, right? Soon, I could be unknown all over the world, and if I break even on this next book tour, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be way ahead. Wish me luck.

Eric Paul Shaffer is author of five books, including Portable Planet and Living at the Monastery, Working in the Kitchen. He received the 2002 Elliot Cades Award for Literature, a local literary prize, and his latest book of poetry is Lahaina Noon. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers - Thursday

through next Thursday. "The ‘30s Musical Extravaganza on the High Seas" full of comedy, tap dancing and love songs. It’s a spoof of 1930s movie musicals. Also includes dinner buffet. Tickets: $60. 6 p.m. (Extra showing on Sun, at 12 p.m.), Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 1-800-595-4TIX. Lunasa - Friday. Called an “Irish music dream team”

by Folk Roots magazine, this all-star quintet Lúnasa is comprised of alumni from some of the greatest Irish groups of the decade. Named for an ancient Celtic harvest festival in honor of the god Lugh (patron of the arts), Lúnasa redefines traditional music with inventive arrangements and bass-driven grooves that go straight to the heart of the rhythms and steer Irish acoustic music into surprising new territories. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Lim Family: Generations - Saturday. Three generations of the Lim Family, (Aunty MaryAnn, Lorna, Elmer, Carrington, Nani Lim-Yap and even the keiki), join together onstage to perform music and dance… their family tradition! Hailing from Kohala on Hawai‘i Island, frequent Merrie Monarch winners, the Lims, are proud to present the music and dance of their home island, passed along through their family, from

(tonight!). John Mayall has been hailed as the godfather (again with the godfathers?) of British blues, nurturing a Who’s Who list of talent. Joining the tour is Savoy Brown’s band leader, Kim Simmonds, another British blues guitar legend, with a rare set of acoustic blues to open the show before he starts trading licks with the Bluesbreakers. Tickets: $40, $35, $30. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Frankie Paul - Thursday (tonight!). Often referred to as the Jamaican Stevie Wonder, not so much because of the visual impairment as for the undeniable talent and range. The man has skills. Go check out a legend.

Tickets: $25. 9 p.m., Hapa’s Nightclub, 879-9001.

Guitar Alchemyst - Thursday (also tonight!).

Returning to Maui after 14 years of worldwide touring, Scott Huckabay will be performing his high-energy spirited, one-man band music from his latest CD, Secret Portal. Tickets: $10. 9 p.m., Casanova, 5720220.

“Dames At Sea” - Thursday (tonight again!)

one generation of artists to the next. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio, Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Dancing Through the Season - Saturday. Over 100 dancers will be performing tap and jazz in Judy Ridolfino’s annual dance revue. This year the theme is Dancing Through The Seasons. Dancers from age three to “seasoned citizens” will be performing dances about spring, summer, fall and winter in this two-hour show. Tickets: $12, $11, $7. 7 p.m.,Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Bob Marley Birthday Jam - Sunday. Reggae In Paradise Productions proudly presents Jamaica’s rising star, Anthony B. In step with his 2005 album Black Star, Anthony B will make his Hawai’i debut with mainland-based band Soul Majestic in honor of Bob Marley’s Birthday Jam. Celebrate the legacy of Bob Marley with outstanding performances featuring conscious spiritual and humanitarian messages of One Love. Tickets: $20. 6 p.m., Maui War Memorial Gymnasium, 669-7734, 579-9007, 573-2385.

Anthony B - Sunday-Monday. Not only will this crafty fellow perform at the Bob Marley Birthday Jam, you can also catch him at the after party at Hapa’s. If you, by some fluke, can manage to miss both of those

opportunities, you can still catch him live at another Bob Marley celebration at Waverider’s Bar & Grill.

Tickets: $20. Sun, Hapa’s, 9 p.m.; Mon, Waverider’s, 6 p.m. 669-7734, 579-9007, 573-2385.

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Feb. 19. This signature exhibit is a statewide-juried art competition featuring Hawaii’s artists whose work best captures the extraordinary heroes and portrait subjects among us through excellence and innovation in portrait painting and sculpture. Free. Tue-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Schaeffer Building, MACC, 242-7469.

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Marley Fest ‘06 - Feb. 12. The time has come, my little ones, to pay tribute to Bob Marley. Live performances by Gregory Isaacs & Morgan Heritage, Ooklah The Moc, Inna Vision and more. Let’s get together and feel alright. Tickets: $31, $26. MACC, 242-7469.

Aegis Band w/Manel & A2C - Feb. 14. Chart-topping Filipino group of five girls and a guy who have been touring and recording for 10 years. Aegis means ‘shield” or “protection”—a feeling the group hope to give their young “pinoy” listeners. Tickets: $75, $50, $25. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Kronos Quartet - Feb. 16. Kronos has pursued a singular artistic vision for almost 30 years, combining a spirit of fearless exploration with a commitment to expanding the range and context of the string quartet.

Kronos Quartet has become one of the most celebrated and influential ensembles of our time, with dozens of recordings, thousands of concerts, numerous awards including a Grammy Award and "Musicians of the Year,” and collaborations of extraordinary depth, breadth and creativity. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Congolese Dance & Drum Workshop - Feb. 1626. Take part in the daily dance, drum and song classes, scope out the crafts for sale, or simply make it a vacation. Tickets: $750-$60. Price depends on length of stay and involvement in classes. Camp Keanae, www.congorhythyms.org, 573-4269 or 575-2127.

David Ward - Feb. 17. Dancing Through Life: A Choreographic Retrospective. Maui’s own dynamo of modern dance gives his final performance, a review of his own choreographic journey that began 22 years ago. This once-only concert features all the athleticism, passion, and unforgettable images of an awardwinning artist who has inspired dance throughout Hawaii. Tickets: $28, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Da Braddahs - Feb. 17. You’ve seen them on their show, “Da Braddahs and Friends,” now James Roche and Tony Silva are bringin’ on their crazy act. 7:30 p.m.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Daddy’s Dyin’ Who’s Got the Will?” - Feb. 17Mar. 5. A fast paced comedy that will have you roaring one minute and touched the next, with Broadway director, Terry Berliner. Tickets: $18, $16. Sun $12. Fri. & Sat. at 7:30pm. Sun.at 5pm. Iao Theater, 242-6969.

“A Village Fable” - Feb. 17-Mar. 5. James Stills’ adaptation of the book “In the Suicide Mountains” by John Gardner, is a musical drama about three souls who are shunned for being different. They each find themselves fighting a villan as well as their own dark sides. Tickets: $18, $12. 7:30 p.m. Fri. & Sat. and 2 p.m. Sun. Steppingstone Playhouse in Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 244-8760.

Hot Tuna with Jorma Kaukonen & Jack Casady - Feb. 19. An all acoustic tour with Rock’N Roll Hall of Famers, Kaukonen and Casady, to celebrate the compelling mixture of rock, blues, folk and country—influences that have distinguished the sound of Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna for three decades.

With Jorma’s brilliant finger-pickin’ fretwork and songwriting, and Jack’s expert melodic basswork—along with virtuoso mandolinist Barry Mitterhoff on this tour —this show is an opportunity to witness lifelong friends making extraordinary music together once again. Tickets: $40. $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Nrityagram Dance Eensemble of India - Feb. 23. Traditionally, most Indian classical dance forms were temple rituals and have only recently become performance arts. Through Odissi, a stunningly sensuous dance form which translates as, “sculptures coming to life,” the company evokes a feminine spirituality for a contemporary exploration of the identity of women. The use of martial arts, western contemporary aesthetics, traditionally elaborate movements, and stunning costumes make for a landmark presentation of a classical art from India. Tickets: $35, $20, $10.

7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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found it while fishing… until his “opihi girlfriend” shows up on the scene. With local music, pole fishing and plenny pidgin. Tickets: $20. Thu-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Dueling Pianists - Feb. 25. Kevin Krohn and Ronnie Shelton, famous for their sing-along, clap-along brand of entertainment, attracting overflow crowds in piano bars along the Las Vegas strip, will be the featured attraction at the West Maui Carden Academy’s Fool’n Piano Gala, an annual fundraising benefit. Tickets: $100. 6:30 p.m., Grand Ballroom of Ka’anapali’s Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, 667-0442.

Free Concert - Feb. 26. One hundred of the state’s most talented young musicians take the stage when the Hawaii Youth Symphony (HYS) returns to Maui to perform one free, evening concert for the community.

Okay, so it’s not really “tickets on sale” because it’s free, but aren’t you glad I’m letting you know about it?

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC. Dirty Dozen Brass Band & Dixie Hummingbirds - Mar. 2. The legendary Dirty Dozen have been combining the brass band tradition and jazz funeral dirges of New Orleans with elements of funk, blues, rock and jazz for audiences around the world for over 25 years. The Grammy-winning Dixie Hummingbirds—formed in 1928 and now on its third generation of players!—have inspired generations of soul artists to earn their distinction as “The Iron Men of Gospel.” Together onstage, these genre-bending, high-octane musicians provide the ultimate celebration of life! Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Land Trust Lu’au - Mar. 4. 5th annual “Buy Back The Beach.” Created by a handful of volunteers in response to the increasing threat of coastal development, the land trust now has hundreds of supporters and volunteers of all ages and backgrounds. Tickets: $800, $100. Old Lahaina Lu’au, 244-5263.

Spanish Harlem Orchestra - Mar. 4. Dedicated to preserving the vital history of classic Latin dance orchestras as well as producing new music for today’s audiences, Spanish Harlem Orchestra was founded five years ago by salsa giant Oscar Hernandez. The rave reviews are in, and the band won the 2005 Grammy Award for Best Salsa. Album. Tickets: $30.

7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ballet Folklorico De Philipinas - Mar. 10. From the ritual dances of the mountain dwellers of Luzon to the folk dances of Mindanao, Ballet Folklorico seeks to preserve, develop, and celebrate the multicultural marriage of ancient tribal customs with Hispanic traditions. Celebrate the Centennial of Filipino immigration to Hawaii with one of the best folkloric groups of the Philippines. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom & the Maui Pops Orchestra - Mar. 11. An enthralling contemporary interpreter of female ha’i (falsetto) singing, Amy Gilliom, has been widely praised for breathing new life into an old Hawaiian tradition. She brings the art forward from a strong foundation, having been taught to sing and to respect the art form by the legendary Aunty Genoa Keawe. Amy’s additional talent in musical theater and her poise on the concert stage make this special appearance with the Maui Pops Orchestra an evening of beautiful music and soaring melodies.

Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Garth Fagan Dance Company - Mar. 16. The company founded by Garth Fagan and with dancers renowned for individuality, unmannered approach and virtuosity. They are, “…fearless too; able to sustain long adagio balances, to change direction in mid-air, to vary the dynamic of a turn, to stop on a dime." (Ballet Review) No wonder audiences gasp in awe! Tickets: $35, $20, $10.

7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Matato`a - Mar. 18. Matato`a means “the watchful eye of the warrior.” From Rapa Nui, (Easter Island), they’ve come together as a family group to promote the music, dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in a way that would inspire younger generations and rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. A dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reg-

gae, Latino and rock making them a Pacific Island band for the 21st Century! Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

UB40 - Mar. 19. Reggae music, can’t refuse it! Who hasn’t heard one of their songs?! It’s time to witness them in live action. Last year the show sold out, so you know what that means... Tickets: $40, $35. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Na Palapalai - Mar. 24. The trio of ‘ukulele, bass and guitar is comprised of Kuana Torres, Kehau Tamure and Keao Costa, who learned music from their families and kupuna, and bring their own original stylings to the traditional falsetto sound of ha‘i. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

311 - Mar. 26. This dynamic Omaha-bred, Los Angeles-based, rapcore/punk/rock/reggae/ska group that has sold over seven million albums in the U.S. alone. C’mon, show ‘em that you’ve always been down down. Tickets: $43, $38. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Elvis Costello - Apr. 2. With songs like “Pump It Up,” “Watching The Detectives,” and “Every Day I Write the Book,” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group, The Attractions, has changed the face of modern Rock’N Roll. Special guest Steve Nieve.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Ballet NY - Apr. 6. Ballet New York is comprised of the cream of the world’s dancers from leading dance companies, each a star in his or her own right. That pedigree, as well as the founders’ relationship with George Balanchine and New York City Ballet, ensures an amazing range in the company repertoire, including commissions of exciting new works from today’s leading choreographers. Tickets: $40, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Hapa - Apr. 8 The evocative island sounds created by the slack-key/vocal team of Barry Flanagan and Nathan Aweau have a magnetic appeal. Flanagan’s slack-key innovations are enriched by the vocals and compositions of Aweau, who is as adept with beautiful Hawaiian music as with smooth jazz grooves.

Renowned chanter Charles Ka‘upu adds another cultural ingredient to this engaging program. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Kokua Festival - Apr. 19. Once again, Jack Johnson will headline. Now, brace yourselves, Ben Harper is going to perform also. Be grateful that you aren’t within earshot of me right now, because I am literally squealing with delight! Tickets go on sale to the public Feb. 4. Better get on it people! MACC, 242-SHOW. “Rampage In Vegas” - May 13. Who wants to watch some Vegas styley boxing?!? This girl right here does, I’ll tell ya that much. 12-13 bouts featuring amateur boxers from Hawaii and Las Vegas. All proceeds benefit Doc Broadus Sports & Entertainment and the local boxing clubs. It’s a reason to feel good about watching some dude get his ass handed to him.

Tickets: $500, $300, $100. Venue TBA. 280-4174.

EVENTS

Connection Parenting - Remember last week when I told you about the intro to this? Well, here it is; an eight-week class for parents, teachers and everyone involved with children to bring more joy, love and understanding to your relationships with children of any age. Hey, maybe couples could use this just for each other. Ha! Classes begin Feb. 10, so get on it.

573-1819 for info. 984-3231 to register.

Art Maui 2006 - The event itself runs Sun, Mar. 12 - Sat, Apr. 8. But, if you’re interested in submitting your art, artists can pre-register online at www.artmaui.com. Online entry deadline is noon on Feb. 26.

Prospectuses are also available at selected Maui County Libraries, art galleries and stores. 572-2289.

Why Whales Do That - Free informational center about whales with free ongoing showings of the film, “Why Whales Do That.” Every Mon-Sat. through May 15. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Alongside the Ma'alaea Harbor.

Contact: Anne Rillero 249-8811.

THURSdAY, FEBRUARY 2

A Symposium for Artists - A Symposium evening with Juror Professor Charles Cohan is an excellent opportunity for artists to meet one of the jurors of the show (Art Maui 2006) and gain professional insight towards the creation of their art. 5 p.m. In the gallery meeting room next to Schaefer International Gallery at the MACC. 572-2289.

FRIdAY, FEBRUARY 3

Video Contest - Malama Rama Teen Video Contest, that is. Free. 6 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 244-5911.

Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free & open to the public! 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194.

SATURdAY, FEBRUARY 4

Dragon's Den First Annual Health Fair - In conjunction with Au's Shaolin Arts Society 14th Annual Chinese New Year Celebration. Witness a Shaolin martial arts demonstration, fireworks and Lion Dance.

Benefit from health lectures on the hour, mini health consultations and free natural facials. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., at the corner of Balwin and Makawao Ave., 572-2424 Goatastic! - A tour of Surfing Goat Dairy. Meet and milk the goats. See the new babies. Taste over 20 different cheeses. Get your goat fix. 9-11:30 a.m.

Omaopio Rd, Kula, 878-2870.

Kung Hee Fat Choy! - Celebrate the Year of the Dog. The festival this year will feature 30-40 students of Au’s Shaolin Arts Society and 5-7 performing lions.

6-9 p.m., Front Street, Lahaina.

Weekly Fund Raiser - Ballroom and Latin dance.

Get your practice on. Singles and couples welcome. $5 donation for Greg Roberts' battle with Skin Cancer.

6:15-9:45 p.m., Maui Arts and Cultural Center's Omori Studio B, 874-0297.

SUNdAY, FEBRUARY 5

Coffee, Cake and Kabbalah - Discuss, explore, and journey through this world of mystical teachings and learn how to apply these profound teachings to your daily life. 11 a.m.-12 p.m., Livewire Café, Paia, 249-8770.

“Archipelago” - The Grand Opening of, “Archipelago: Portraits of Life in the World's Most Remote Island Sanctuary,” features dramatic photos of the Islands by artists Susan Middleton and David Liittschwager. Susan will be discussing the creation of the exhibit, and special guest Jean-Michel Cousteau will be showing a preview of his new film, “Voyage to Kure,” about the furthest Northwestern Hawaiian Island. Limited seating, so reservations are required.

Free. 6 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075.

“Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village” - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s—and America’s—greatest jazz artists. Throughout Feb., catch West Side Trio. 6-9 p.m. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567.

TUESdAY, FEBRUARY 7

“Love Thyself” - Dr. Emoto, whose groundbreaking work was featured in the extraordinary film What The Bleep Do We Know!?, will be taking us deeper into his new research into the nature of water. The evening will include lecture, visual presentation and book signing. Tickets: $30, $25. 7:30 p.m., Maui Tropical Plantation, Waikapu, 875-8820.

WEDNESdAY, FEBRUARY 8

“WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week is Te Tiare Patitifa–Hawaiian Melodies/Hula. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI

Hip Hop Dance Class - Every Sat, Teenagers are invited for free hip hop dance lessons. 10-11:30 a.m. at Hale Ohana in Wailuku. 244-5911 ext. 35.

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LONGHI’S

Saturday02/04 Sunday02/05

Monday02/06 – Wednesday02/08

Gomega $5, 10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

The Willies No Cover, 8-11pm

Neto, Latin salsa night, No Cover, 8-11pm

LULU’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Live Music, No Cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No Cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Chisel 10:30pm

MAUI BREWING CO.

4405 Honoapiilani, Lahaina - 669-3474

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G

DJ & Dancing

DJ & Dancing

DJ & Dancing

Anthony B 9pm

TUE - Fat Tues w/Q103, All Day; WED - DJ & Dancing, 10pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac No Cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No Cover, 9pm

DJ Brandon No Cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark No Cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Hard Tark, No Cover, 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No Cover, 9pm

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Wailea Nights w/Ernie Cruz Jr. and Barry Flanagan, 8pm

Celtic Tigers 7pm

Celtic Tigers No Cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No Cover, 7pm; TUE - Benoit Jazz Works, No Cover, 7pm; WED - Dylan Dokin, Acoustic Rock, No Cover, 7pm

Kanoa No Cover, 10pm

Live Entertainment No Cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups No Cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No Cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No Cover, 9pm-12am

TBA 10pm

Frankie Paul 9pm

Sin City w/Flava Zone 9pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

WED - Live Entertainment, 10pm

Superbowl Sunday Party 9pm

MON - Shake Your Heini W/Kapakahi, $5, 9pm TUE - Tequila Tues w/Salsa music, 9pm; WED -Party Like a Rockstar, 9pm

DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Durty No Cover, 9pm

Backyard Party No Cover, 9pm

Backyard Party No Cover, 9pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Crunch Pups No Cover, 9:30pm

Erin Smith No Cover, 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts No Cover, 9:30pm

John & Jones Transpacific Blues Band $3, 9pm

The Good Doctor w/Louise Lambert $3, 9 pm

DJ Dancing $10, 9:30pm-12:30am

DJ Dancing $10, 9:30pm-12:30am

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

WHALER’S VILLAGE

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No Cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No Cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No Cover, 10pm Hale No Cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Dylan Donkin, No Cover, 9:30pm; WED - John Moore, No Cover, 9:30pm

Live Jazz 6pm-9pm

Kaanapali - 661-4567

DA KINECALENDAR After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu, Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after-school program.

Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, games and more. Free. 2:304 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. For info, call 9860700.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 34 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. For info, call 244-5911, ext. 35.

lECTURE

Dog Training - The Maui Humane Society is now accepting applications for dog training classes that will begin Feb. 21. Classes are once a week for six weeks.

Train that pup! 877-3680.

Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-1174.

English as a Second Language - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

Animal Info - Thu. Informational program on monitoring animals for Bovine Tuberculosis on Molokai. 7 p.m., Kaunakakai Elementary School cafeteria.

"Entrepreneurship Talk Story" - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free.

11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 873-8247.

Quantum Energy Healing Seminar - Fri. Free intro on Fri, Sat-Sun is the actual seminar. Learn the Quantum Energy Theory, experience a complete hands-on Quantum Healing session, polarity exercises for vitality and super energy and more. Tickets: $285.

Light Journey Retreats, Haiku, 870-8573.

Intro to Theraputic Yoga - Sat. All medical professionals, physio-therapists, massage therapists, chiropractors, naturopaths and acupuncturists are invited to a free class in Therapeutic Yoga with Mirka Kraftsow.

10 a.m.-12 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 573-3733.

Reuniting - Sat. Marnia Robinson, author of Peace Between the Sheets, and husband Gary Wilson will present their theories of gender and sex. First, at noon, Robinson will talk and sign books at Borders, Kahului (free). Later is the actual workshop. Tickets: $25, $40.

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2:30-6:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 573-3733.

Decals and Transfer Techniques - Sat. Susan Wolfe will show slides spanning her career as a ceramic artist and will focus on the work of contemporaries who, like she, have incorporated decals and transfer techniques into their ceramic art. 6-7:30 p.m.

Call 572-6560 ext. 23.

Concerned? - Tue-Wed. Meeting to discuss impact of tourism on Native Hawaiian Community. 6:30-8:30 p.m., Paukukalo Community Center, 800-709-2642.

P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - Every Tue. Presents videos and discusses parenting techniques. Free. Child care also provided for free. From 6-8 p.m. at Montessori School in Makawao. Call Trudy @ 879-3595.

ART

"A Celebration of Hawai'i" - Sat. Opening reception and blessing for the new show in which 50 Maui artists have agreed to create works of art which reflect their love of the land, the people and/or the culture.

5:30 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao. 572-5979.

Zakary Zide - Sat. Exhibition of photographic artwork

by Zachary Zide with DJs Lalo and Dan. No one under 21 allowed, sorry kids. 9 p.m -who knows? Livewire Cafe, Lahaina. 661-4213.

POETRY

Maui Poet Society - 1st Thu of each month. Open poetry readings from 6:30-9 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 661-0517.

Express Yourself - “Open Mic Night,” with music, song and poetry! Free. Every Mon. 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467.

POLITICAL Governor Lingle - Fri. The Maui Chamber of Commerce would like to invite you to a legislative “Talk Story” with Governor Lingle. Tickets: $50. King Kamehameha Golf Club-Waikapu Room, call ASAP for reservations. 871-7711.

Signature Drive Kickoff - Sat. Maui County Citizens for Democracy in Action is launching a threemonth signature drive for their two County ordinances: the Maui County Compassionate Choice/Family Farmer Regulation and Revenue Ordinance, and the Maui County Crime Reduction/Alcohol-Marijuana Equalization Ordinance. The Kickoff celebration will include speakers, pupus and music. 3-7 p.m. at 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia. www.mccfdia.com, 579 8315.

Maui Talk TV - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel

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FILM

53. Call in @ 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Talk Story - Mon.-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

ENVIROMENTAL

Volunteer in Haleakala Crater - Mon-Thu. Stay at Kapalaoa Cabin. Work is removing non-native plants.

Time for relaxation, photography and exploring. More info at www.fhnp.org, or call 876-1673.

SPORTS

2006 Wendy’s Champions Skins Game - Feb. 6.

The sanctioned tournament features four of the greatest professionals in the history of golf vying for a $600,000 prize purse. A purse? Skins? Are there going to be shirtless men with purses? That would be odd to see in life or on ESPN. Oh, it’ll be televised.

Championship Wailea Gold Course at Wailea Resort.

1-888-328-MAUI. Run for the Whales - Feb. 11. Half marathon and 5K run. It’s supposed to be one of the best scenic runs.

Participation: $20-$35. Check in starts at 6:00 a.m. for the Half Marathon and 7 a.m. for the 5K at Polo Beach Parking Lot in Wailea. 280-3163.

Run to the Sun - Mar 25. Start training now, because this run is going to kick your booty, I don’t care who you are. It’s a 36-mile ultra marathon starting at sea level and climbing to the 10,023 ft. summit of Haleakala, legendary "Home of the Sun." Visit www.virr.com for more info.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed thru Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson, Mon. and Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tues. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia, Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum, Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435

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CLASSIFIEDS

Ka’anapali Parkway, Building P, Ka’anapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz -AcousticMusic.Nightly.7p.m.

3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed-Sat, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:305:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m.; Jarret Robak, Wed, 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi’ilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7, 7:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Benoit Jazz Trio, 7-8 p.m.; Free. For info, call 661-4567.

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Late night Cafe: Lucid Fusion, jazz trio, Thu, Fri, Sat. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m., Ma’alaea Harbor, 244-8844.

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Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 710 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Ma’alaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m.

Ma’alaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists on piano, Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music, 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour, $3 special's. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Trevor Jones, Wed and Fri, 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun, 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Shimmy Nights. Transport yourself to realms of the mysterious and exotic with live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Open Mic Night. Express yourself with music, song, poetry, 7:30 p.m. All shows free. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 6612000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony held nightly.

Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with live Hawaiian Contemporary Music, nightly, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 69 p.m.

Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, Hula Lessons 3 p.m.- 4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7 p.m.8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 12-2p.m. Music of Hawaii

with Bob Jones 7-8 p.m. Sat, Drums of the Island 7-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7-8 p.m.

Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti 7:30–8 p.m. Tue, Lei Making Class, 11a.m.-1p.m.

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■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon and Sat-Sun; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue and Thu, and Wed and Sat 7- 9 p.m.

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■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

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You rarely had trouble taking your medicine (actual or figurative) as a child. You pragmatically perceived the necessity and/or inevitability of what had to happen and you just got it over with.

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If I consume caffeine after 8 p.m., I’m up ‘til dawn the next morning. I’ve learned this the hard way so now I’m judicious and prudent when it comes to drinking coffee, tea or cola. You’ve a similar sensitivity, albeit to something slightly more esoteric—bad news, relationship drama, loneliness, horror flicks or whatever. You’re not, however, very practical about controlling your exposure to it. That’s got to change—for your own wellbeing, as well as the happiness of all those close to you. You can’t control how full of shit the world is but you can regulate how much of that harshness you experience, and when. Take charge of your negativity-consumption. You’ll suffer a lot less and so will we.

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Indulge yourself. Partake especially in all the things you enjoy that are bad for you. You’re less likely than usual to suffer negative consequences from their consumption. That doesn’t mean you’re immune to hangovers, guilt, backlash, drama or embarrassment this week, just a lot more resistant to them. You may, of course, choose to avoid this kind of trouble altogether but I hope you don’t; that’d be dead boring. If you’re ever going to practice hedonistic immoderation, now is a better time than most. Get to it and don’t come back until you’re completely satisfied.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

For days, you’ve turned this idea over and over in your mind; now it’s roasted all the way through, like a pig on a spit, and still you’re no closer to a decision or conclusion. Has it ever occurred to you that your brain just doesn’t have an answer to this one? Or that it’s simply incapable of answering it?

Your mind is a useful tool but it’s ill-equipped to address primal stuff like sex, death and love. When it comes to all that deep animal soul stuff, you’ve got to let yourself be guided by heart, gut and loins, in whatever combination that works. Stop thinking. It’s getting you exactly nowhere.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Your stocks are about to skyrocket. What’s with the sudden surge in popularity? A whole host of people (who’d either forgotten or never realized) have suddenly figured out just what hot shit you are. Suddenly, legions of overnight fans are intent on drawing you and your indispensable fellows into their lives. I know you love to feel needed but be careful; no one can meet this much need.

Don’t be overwhelmed by all those clamoring for your time and attention. Stay cool and be prudent about how far you’ll go and for whom. This is an amazing opportunity but if you can’t keep your head, you’ll lose it instead.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

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Last month, a confused whale wandered up the Thames. (Sadly, it died while rescuers attempted to return it to the ocean.) I can imagine you identifying with the poor beast because you’ve similarly ventured into territory where you really don’t belong. Although your mistake certainly won’t be fatal, you also may have trouble figuring out how to get out of this mess. In other words, you need some help. Luckily, just as the people of London rallied and cheered efforts to save the whale, those who love you will also gladly offer support and aid for your quest to be free from whatever trap you’re stuck in. All you have to do is let them know you need it.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Your most exciting and frustrating chapters have come from sort of inflicting your intensity on people who either weren’t ready for it or weren’t sure they were into it. You love challenging people to access new heights and depths within themselves. But how often are you yourself challenged in this way? Certainly not very, especially not from other Scorpios, since you recognize and are immune to all their familiar tricks and strategies. This week, however, you have a chance to dunk yourself into water that’s truly over your head. We all know how often you’ve shoved others into exactly this kind of situation. No one’s going to push you, though. The question is: do you have the chutzpah to jump?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’re an excellent protector—when you’re around. In fact, many of the people drawn to you are attracted because of the kind of safety you represent. The irony is that you’re frequently so busy having your own adventures that they’re left to fend for themselves more often than not. Fair enough—it’s not your job to shield those you love from all of life’s stresses and challenges. But recognize that you’ve been doing a lot more helping yourself and a lot less for those who need your help lately. This is a good week to tip the balance back. You’re doing okay, so giving them some sweetness and the warm comfort of your arms wouldn’t cost you much. It sure would, however, mean a lot to them.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Venus has been rowing backwards through your sign for ages now, ruffling feathers and generally screwing with your ability to relax and enjoy your life and relationships. Luckily, she’s finally given up her upstream quest this week, lifted her paddles and decided to just flow with the current.

That means a lot less boat-rocking and turbulence in your life (especially your love life). I wouldn’t just chill and take a nap, though. Now that you’ve got a moment in calm waters, I’d try some of those tricky maneuvers you’ve been meaning to do. You could almost pull them off in last month’s whitewater. Doing them now will be no sweat.

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I do feel like I’ve lived a year in January already—so much has happened. I’m still reeling, actually. More friends got married, others got engaged and still others popped out kids, and I… umm… Did I tell you I went to Palm Springs, California? Yeah… that was interesting. You see, when I lived there, way back when Sonny Bono was mayor, the desert was mainly a small hideaway commune for the fabulously wealthy and famous. And it still is, for the most part.

Yes, that Sonny Bono. Of Sonny & Cher? Right. Mayor.

You see, I lived in Palm Springs in the time of Less Then Zero, when the rich brats from L.A. really did come in their convertible BMW’s on the weekends and do lots of blow by the pool of their parents’ country clubs.

Spring Break used to be a big deal there, too, when chicks from all over would line up in neon thongs on the back of crotch rockets navigated by young dudes in muscle shirts cruising down “the strip” known as Palm Canyon Drive.

Not as glamorous as the golden mid-century heyday of Frank Sinatra and his Rat Pack when Palm Springs was their desert playground, of course, but it’s what I got.

The ‘80s. Gotta love ‘em.

Even so, growing up in Palm Springs meant everyone had a kidney-shaped pool in their background—even us middle-class folks. The many, abundantly watered golf courses also made for excellent ice-blocking after scouring the abandoned wet bars of rich classmates’ parents. And we all lived on streets named after iconic celebs of yore: Sinatra, Bob Hope, Gene Autry, Dinah Shore and Gerald Ford.

My hometown is where the Betty Ford Clinic is, you know... Oh, shut up.

As a teen, I used to party by the cemetery down the road from George Hamilton’s house, screech down Liberace’s street on my friend’s moped, and do various after-school functions at Elvis Presley’s pad.

The architecture was real neat, too. My high school was pink stucco. Bob Hope’s house looked like a flying saucer.

Anyway, Bob’s dead now, my school’s been painted beige and surrounded by a huge fence and there’s casinos where cactus should be.

Aw, getting old bites.

So I spent some time with the family, mainly having supremely awesome dinners with my mom at her favorite haunts, like Shame On the Moon, Peter’s and Villa Abbate Ristorante Italiano, where I embarrassed my step-papa by licking my plate clean of some kind of merlot fig demi-glace type sauce. I’m a fool for figs.

But I did go carousing at night, after family dinners, to check out the desert nightlife I was too young to appreciate when I lived there. So I followed the tips of my mom’s friends, who all pointed me in the direction of a block of fabulously stylish gay bars, which was just fine by me ‘cause I knew they’d like their drinks as stiff as I do.

I sat as the sole bio-femme in one such place, quietly admiring Shag’s postmodern retro-art on the walls, and the gentle murmurings of young, gay love.

“Is there a place to sit in here?” asked one handsome stud, who’d just walked in.

“Honey, as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got a place to sit down!” said the vivacious man-muffin to my left.

“Excuse me,” said someone on my right, tapping my shoulder. “I just want to let you know, you look fabulous sitting there on your barstool.”

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