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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR I spoke with Bob Watada (Lt. Ehren Watada’s father) who gave a speech at the Washington D.C. peace march Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007 (“Exciting Times,” Feb. 1, 2007). I wanted to know what had happened during the march because our newspapers and network TV had given very little coverage over the weekend to what seemed to be building up as a milestone in public opinion and congressional opposition to the Iraq war. What I heard was an outrageous confirmation of the media underreporting this peaceful event. Watada said, “I looked out into what seemed like a sea of humanity. The U.S. capitol was surrounded by peaceful war protestors. Those there said hundreds of thousands of people came to D.C. from 48 states… I have never seen anything like it or have I been involved in something like this, ever.” It’s shocking to see our usual media sources saying “tens of thousands” attended the march. The only coverage
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on CNN was of the “raging grannies” converging on the capitol steps as if there perhaps might be some violence from the over 60’s crowd of dangerous grandmas. I heard on NPR Jane Fonda saying, “silence [on the Iraq war] is no longer an option.” There was no coverage of six members of the U.S. Congress giving speeches, nor Salt Lake City mayor Rocky Anderson, or Iraq veterans against the war or any others except a movie star or two. The silence of the media is no longer an option while $286 million a day is spent on this tragic mistake of a war. While our soldiers die, Iraqi civilians are caught in the crossfire and America waits for this long nightmare to end, one good American, Lt. Ehren Watada, is court martialed because he has spoken out against this illegal war. We, and all free Americans for that matter, must watch his back and do our part to end the madness. -Lance Holter, Paia
SEX AND JESUS In the last Holoholo Girl column (“Sexual Healing,” Jan. 25, 2007) I, Dr. Michael Ra Bouchard, was featured about my practice as a sex and relationship therapist. I was grateful for the opportunity to share some of my views in a lengthy phone interview for the Mind Body Spirit edition. However, I would now like to clarify my position on sexuality and religion—which when read out of context in the article due to space limitations—perhaps may have been understandably offensive to some Maui Time readers. Specifically, in the interview I referred to a portion of my work involving fundamentalist Christian couples that come to the islands and call me while on their honeymoon—about a dozen or so yearly— in deep distress over their trouble consummating their marriages. Typically I
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YOU’RE WELCOME Just a note to say thank you for getting Rob Parsons on board—A great addition to a good publication that just got better. Thank you. -Bodhi Be, via email
HONOLUA BLUES [On] Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s plans to develop the area around Honolua Bay and Lipoa Point, including an 18-hole golf course and 40 home sites (The Maui 10, Feb. 1, 2007): Are we to believe that this will in no way be part of Kapalua Resort? Remember when the contentious Kapalua Mauka Project District expansion was being considered, ML&P stated that it would be the final expansion of the resort. Now this? I guess none of the homeowners in this new development will enjoy status as being part of the Kapalua Resort, nor enjoy any amenities beyond those “enjoyed” by the public at large. Sure. And none of the Kapalua Club members, homeowners, timeshare owners or guests of the resorts will enjoy discounts at the new golf course, right?
The statement that an assessment is being made as to how many people can use the area without negatively impacting it sounds like a thinly disguised attempt to control the general public from accessing the bay. Can’t have the Clampetts running loose around the McMansions, can we? How about the narrow winding road along this stretch of coast? The increased traffic, especially during construction, will be an increased danger on a road that was never meant to serve an area other than rural, agricultural and remote. Maybe the company’s lobbying organization can push for a four-lane highway around the backside after they get their bypass. It is also a bit disingenuous to hear a company official state they want to protect the ecology of the bay. Their black plastic mulch blew into the Marine Life Conservation District (MLCD) for decades, endangering marine life. Development has never improved the environment. The word “development” implies an evolution or trend to a higher use, to improve and make better; development as it is used nowadays describes the opposite, either disturbing, degrading or destroying the environment. And FYI: the MLCD is on state land, as is all offshore waters to three miles out from the certified shoreline. ML&P’s late CEO Colin Cameron may have lobbied the state for its creation, but that’s as far as it goes. It’s a state-owned conservation district. I hope the people with the power to decide have the courage to finally say enough. Keep the country, country! -Herman Farquahar, Lahaina
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meet with them to hear and discuss their concerns, then help them to understand the mechanics and all through basic sex education/re-education, along with my gift of a tasteful picture guidebook to keep as inspiration. My approach emphasizes their own Christian values while sensitively assuring them that sex within marriage is beautiful and in complete alignment with their belief in Jesus and God. I work with individuals and couples of all faiths, delicately seeking to avoid offending anyone, and on the contrary, towards respecting everyone. I genuinely regret if any readers were inadvertently affronted by any of my printed statements taken out of context and sincerely assure everyone that no offense was intended. Contact Dr. Michael by email at DrMichael@hawaii.rr.com. -Dr. Michael Ra Bouchard, via email
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Hawaii Superferry, Inc. is proceeding as though nothing will stop their beginning inter-island service this summer. It looks like the Maui County Council has other plans. On Jan. 26, 2007 Councilman Danny Mateo wrote his colleagues asking that a committee immediately undertake “discussion and action” on the proposed Superferry since everyone is still pretty much in the dark as to how the big boats are going to affect our islands. “[A]bsent an environmental impact study, the County has not received specific indications on what plans, if any, were made to address impacts to the County’s core services, namely emergency response and police,” Mateo wrote. “Furthermore, a referral of this matter to an appropriate committee will invite discussion on any changes in the harbor lawsuit proceedings relating to this matter.” It’s tempting to say that Maui Land—one of the Superferry’s biggest sponsors—needs to start writing checks again to a certain county councilman. In any case, the check highlighted above—the last one Mateo cashed from the company—came a few months after Maui Land poured $1 million into the Superferry.
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ehbrah@mauitime.com You’re a nasty bar owner with no integrity, so I suppose it’s not surprising you fired your three best girls by voicemail. Or that you didn’t even hint at what they may or may not have done to bring down such wrath. Guess that’s the thanks they get for tripling your business and keeping quiet about the rats and cockroaches that infest your establishment. But why’d you have to go and waste their Christmas bonuses on discounted lava lamps and plastic surgery? And what a fabulous idea it was to make a manager out of your pig of a boyfriend—the same guy you already fired once before. We all wondered why you would stick with such a fat slob, but I guess it’s a reminder that you’re only as good as the company you keep. So go ahead and keep raising your drink prices while lowering your pour counts, all the while hoping your customers won’t notice. And don’t even worry that the three loyal, competent, extremely popular employees you so rudely let go are now working for your competition. You know best, right?
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Giving Back How you can promote our oceans’ sustainability and health “The ocean is giving us so much. It’s only right that we give back.” So says marine biologist Hannah Bernard, cofounder in 1996 of Hawaii Wildlife Fund. Whether you’re surfing, paddling, diving, fishing or just gazing at the deep blue horizon, the ocean gives us more than we give back. In fact, scientific studies locally and worldwide indicate our oceans and nearshore waters are in grave danger. Bernard, who has guided numerous marine environmental programs and efforts, is now promoting public awareness through this Saturday’s “Malama Maui: Think Island, Think Sustainability” at Maui Community College (MCC). The free event will feature speakers, movies, music, booths, a Keiki Corner and more. “Maui is at a turning point, a tipping point,” Bernard says. “If we can take better care of Maui, maybe we can inspire all the other islands. It’s up to all of us to sustain the health of our planet.” In 2003, Bernard and fellow marine biologist Ann Fielding coauthored, Maui at the Turning Point: Threats to Nearshore Waters and Coastal Lands and Strategies for Recovery. The report, underwritten by The Nature Conservancy, Hawai`i Community Foundation and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), surveyed 40 key ocean users and kupuna. All agreed that our nearshore waters, marine life, reef ecosystems and water quality are in decline. The “Think Island” strategy as a coordinated education campaign was one of several recommendations in Maui at the Turning Point. It extends the view shared by kupuna that the canoe is the island, and vice versa. The voyaging canoe can only carry a finite amount of resources, with the same being true of our islands and the planet as well. Through environmental education, research, advocacy and action, Bernard has been building awareness for ocean issues for the past 25 years. She helped found the Maui Reef Fund, which accepts voluntary donations from the marine tourism industry to preserve the resource they share and to urge appropriate conduct for the industry. She also helped establish Makai Watch, which is supported by Hawaii Tourism Authority, Castle Foundation and the Department of
range of fish and sea life. After years of public hearings by DLNR to assess the threat and to discuss the need to ban the monofilament gill nets, signing of new rules by Governor Linda Lingle appears imminent. Yet House Bill 1578 and Senate Bill 1831 seek to have these proposed new rules reviewed by a cultural panel, which would likely delay this vital resource conservation measure even longer. Other proposed legislation this session would create a more equitable scientific and cultural review process for ocean issues, similar to the concept of the local resource council model.
Land and Natural Resources. Makai Watch works to restore and sustain Hawai`i’s coastal resources through community involvement. By placing marine educators at sensitive areas such as the `Ahihi-Kina`u Natural Area Reserve in South Maui, Makai Watch raises awareness, conducts biological and human-use monitoring and encourages compliance with area regulations. Bernard has long advocated halting noise pollution in our oceans. “What in the world are we doing blasting our oceans with sonar?” she asks. In 1993,
added that the potential secondary impacts are, “so insidious and alarming.” She detailed the systematic exploitation of sensitive marine areas for fishing, `opihi gathering and limu collecting by people from over-fished Oahu who have no allegiance to those areas. “We have to examine whether or not all commercial scale uses of an island are compatible,” she says. “We can’t say yes to every business that wants to establish here.” The collection of fish in Hawai`i’s waters for the home aquarium industry has been very troubling to resource managers and
Malama Maui: Think Island, Think Sustainability Saturday, Feb. 10, 4-10 p.m. at MCC’s Front Lawn. For more information please contact Hawaii Wildlife Fund at 575-2046.
with Earthtrust, she spoke out against U.S. Navy plans to deploy Low Frequency Active Sonar (LFAS) testing. She said her father “empowered” her to do so. A retired Pentagon official, he spoke on 60 Minutes, saying the testing is unnecessary. Bernard has traveled to Washington, D.C. to lobby against further LFAS testing. She applauds the work of the National Resource Defense Council, which has sued the Navy. “Destroying the health of our oceans is a far greater threat to our national security,” she says. Then there’s the projected launching of Hawaii Superferry, which Bernard predicts will kill whales. While calling for greatly reduced speed limits at a minimum, she
enforcement agencies. The Associated Press recently reported that the activity is, “loosely regulated across most of the state, where a government permit allows collectors to net as many of a species as they want, wherever they want, and whenever they want.” Bernard feels West Hawai`i has provided a good working model for a local resource council to guide decisions. Beginning in 1999, they have established Marine Protected Areas on 35 percent of the Kona Coast and have watched reef fish populations rebound. In a culture of finger pointing, it’s important to bring people and groups together to manage the resource. Another threat to Hawai`i’s nearshore ecosystems is the continued use of lay-gill nets, which indiscriminately capture a wide
The “Think Island” event will feature four award-winning films and several esteemed speakers. Donna Kahakui is the founder of Kai Makana, a long-distance paddler of many epic voyages, and is one of the event co-sponsors. “The goal is for all of us to stand together in sending the message that we need to care for our ocean and each other,” Kahakui says. She says her previous longdistance paddles have taken her across the other channels of the main Hawaiian Islands “on courses in Tahiti and New Zealand and along 55 miles of the Hudson River in New York.” Vince Lucero’s documentary, Wahine O Ke Kai, follows Kahakui’s one-woman paddle from Oahu to Ni`ihau and around Kauai. Through Kai Makana, all of Kahakui’s long distance paddles are intended to increase ocean awareness and stewardship. Kenneth Burgmaier’s Wa`a Ho`olaule`a (Festival of Canoes) explores the journey of the canoe and master carvers from the Polynesian triangle. And Kat Tracy’s Passing the Gift: Malama Honokawai will showcase the efforts of Ed Lindsey to restore Hawaiian culture in Honokawai Valley. Jeff Mikulina, Director of the Sierra Club Hawaii recently completed training to present the information highlighted in Al Gore’s, An Inconvenient Truth, which also screens. “Many of us feel overwhelmed by the thought that being environmentally friendly is difficult or too expensive,” Kahakui says. “‘Malama Maui: Think Island’s’ vision is to empower everyone to make easy and economical changes in their lives to support the health of our islands.” Ultimately, Bernard would like to see these actions become a movement that grows increasingly popular, until it becomes our way of life. “People also need to see the urgency,” she says. “If we don’t live this way, we can survive, but we won’t live well.” MTW
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LC Watch Silva and Gold The good news is that Department of Liquor Control Director Franklyn Silva has finally gotten a raise. And it’s a good thing, too, since his old salary was actually so low it was illegal.
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“State law requires that the deputy earn no more than 95% of the department head’s salary,” Maui County Salary Commission Chairman Douglas Levin wrote to County Council Chairman Riki Hokama on Jan. 2, 2007. “The last salary increase for the Liquor Control Director and the Deputy did not properly comply with this rule, which the Commission discovered during its process of establishing salaries for 2007.”
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This means Silva will be pulling down $87,400 a year, rather than the paltry $87,000 he was making. But that brings us to the bad news: a listing of proposed salaries recently approved by the Salary Commission makes clear that Silva’s salary will pale before those of other county department heads.
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Even with his $400 a year salary increase, Silva will be the lowest paid of the 14 department directors working for the County of Maui. After Silva, the lowest paid director—the guy who runs the Transportation Department— makes $89,700 a year. What’s worse, 11 of the 13 deputy directors working for the county make more money than Silva—only the Deputy Personnel Director and Silva’s own deputy earn less money each year. How can this be? Doesn’t the county know how hard Silva works? Remember when all those seniors were complaining about getting carded at restaurants— it was Silva they were calling. You think it’s easy sending investigators out to enforce regulations prohibiting alcoholic beverages on dance floors or in restrooms? And those members of the Liquor Commission and Board of Adjudication aren’t pushovers, either—you think it’s easy going to work when some of them don’t actually worship the director, but merely revere him?
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RISE OF THE GMO BILLS Really bad news this week for Monsanto, the global herbicide/genetically modified food manufacturer. A bunch of anti-GMO bills are moving through the state Legislature this week. There’s HB 704, which “Provides a 10-year moratorium on testing, propagating, cultivating, growing, and raising genetically engineered coffee and taro.” There’s HB 1577, which “Temporarily prohibits the growing of genetically modified coffee” and “Allows research on genetically modified coffee in environmentally secure facilities.” Then there’s HB 1048, which “Prohibits the growing of crops that produce pharmaceuticals” and “prohibits laboratory work relating to biopharmaceutical crops.” And there’s SB 958, which calls for a moratorium on genetically modified taro production. None of these bills target Monsanto Hawai`i directly, but should they pass, they could foreshadow far more restrictive anti-GMO bills in the future. Monsanto would have fallen even further were it not for a Jan. 29, 2007 Pacific Business News story that said GMOs are now “the second biggest crop category in Hawai`i.”
BONE TO PICK Maui Land rises a notch this week on news that construction at two sites of the former Kapalua Bay Hotel—soon to be The Residences at Kapalua Bay—has stopped after crews uncovered ancient Hawaiian remains. “That whole area, that Kapalua area, is considered sacred because of the thousands of remains on the sand dunes,” Maui Island Burial Council Chairman Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. said in a Jan. 29, 2007 online Pacific Business News story. After the remains have been handled in the most appropriate way possible, construction will resume. Man, Maui Land gets to build anywhere! MTW
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WEDNESDAY, Jan. 31 Superrich Japanese landowner and developer Gensiro Kawamoto wants to donate 50 acres and $5 million to the state Department of Education so they can build a Kihei high school, according to today’s Maui News. Now before we all celebrate, it’s my duty to point out that Kawamoto is, to put it mildy, a strange guy. Back in 1989, Kawamoto wanted to build 1,000 homes in Kihei, but dumped his plan after the Maui County Council demanded he help pay for, of all things, a school for the children who would move into his new development. He’s currently lapping up good press for his plan to rent out 18 of his homes in Kahala on Oahu to Native Hawaiian families for just $150 to $200 a month, but few are noting that back in 2002 Kawamoto sent 30-day eviction notices to 800 families. Their crime? They were renting homes Kawamoto owned in Sacramento, California and Hawai`i Kai that he wanted to sell as fast as possible. Officials in both states were out-
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raged, and even appealed to Japanese diplomats for help. In the end, he gave the California renters 90 days to clear out and delayed selling Hawai`i Kai until 2004, when he sent out new eviction notices a few weeks before Christmas. In the 1980’s, he reportedly purchased $100 million in homes in Hawai`i without even looking at them first. Though once considered one of Japan’s richest men, “If he made all his investments in the same brilliant fashion he did in Hawai`i, he’s probably not the richest man any more,” University of Hawai`i finance professor Nick Ordway said in 2002. Still, Kawamoto loves the state. Last year Kawamoto put out a written statement saying, according to the Oct. 11, 2006 Honolulu Star-Bulletin, that “Hawai`i is a place for me to release my creativity.” Though for reasons not immediately apparent, Kawamoto also told the paper that, “Women are very difficult to get along with.”
Hawaiian waters during whale season. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the proposed Hawaii Superferry is supposed to run at 40 knots, though company officials insist the boat will slow down to an unspecified speed in “high density areas” during whale season.
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SUNDAY, Feb. 4 Still.
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W.S. Merwin–likes Watada, hates lies one that you yourself would be interested in reading. I’ve built million-dollar businesses through my writing.”
THURSDAY, Feb. 1 Gotta love CNBC’s “The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch.” CNBC bills Deutsch as a “maverick CEO” who interviews “the most powerful men in business, entertainment and politics”—men like Bill Gates, Harrison Ford, Donald Trump and Joe Sugarman. Self-made men who strive for— excuse me, Joe Sugarman? Wailea’s own, the guy who used to own and publish the Maui Weekly? The guy who thought publishing sensational stories about a mythical “Big Cat” that supposedly roamed Upcountry was journalism? THAT Joe Sugarman? Yup. Tonight Joe Sugarman was talking on “The Big Idea” about—you guessed it—the infomercial, which Sugarman invented a thousand years ago to sell BluBlocker Sunglasses. “Infomercials are really entertainment,” Sugarman told Deutsch. “My genre was Candid Camera… The real key I’ve found is write an ad for it—
FRIDAY, Feb. 2 For those keeping track at home with your Official 2007 Humpback Whale Strike Tally Cards, the number currently stands at three. This is, as the Honolulu Advertiser pointed out a couple days ago, an unusually high number, given that we’re now 32 days into the year. See, last whale season saw a total of six reported strikes, with four reported strikes in each of the three seasons before that, according to the paper. The question, still unresolved at press time, is whether there’s an increase in the actual number of strikes or just the reporting of strikes. On Jan. 31 the Advertiser quoted David Schofield, who tracks whale strikes here for the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration’s Pacific Islands Regional Office, as saying that “13 to 15 knots” is a “safe speed” for boats sailing through
OVERHEARD... FIRST GIRL: “One thing I noticed about Hawai`i is that there are no toilet seat covers anywhere.” SECOND GIRL: “Yeah, girl. The only place I know that’s mandatory is California.” FIRST GIRL: “Really? How do you know that?” SECOND GIRL: Girl, I travel everywhere.” -The women’s restroom at Charley’s in Paia, Jan. 25
Poet Laureate and local resident W.S. Merwin speaks at Maui Community College (MCC) and on Mana`o Radio about how he supports young U.S. Army Lt. Ehren Watada, whose court martial for refusing to fight in Iraq and publicly arguing that the war is illegal began today at Fort Lewis, Washington. Now who would have thought that a gifted poet— one of the most thoughtful and intelligent men in America— would figure that a war begun from a series of lies and sustained by even more lies would be wrong? Or that he would find common ground with a young man who values integrity and the rule of law over imperial aggression? I know, I was shocked, too. Still, Merwin was up to his usual eloquent self. “But I hope I may speak for us all when I express my own indebtedness to Ehren Watada for his costly and painful act of conscience in a time, and with an administration, that has managed to make conscience seem downright old-fashioned,” Merwin said at MCC, according to a written copy of his remarks. “It is Ehren Watada, and those forbears of his who have taken a similar honorable and dangerous stand, who continue to make it possible for us to believe not only in democracy but in the value of human individuality.”
TUESDAY, Feb. 6 In yesterday’s Honolulu Advertiser, U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye (D, Hawai`i) said it’s going to be tough to get the Congress to help out the tourism industry. “If the United States is going to make this a much more major industry, we will have to promote it, especially now when many Europeans and Asians look upon America as ‘Fortress America,’” he said in the paper. “We will have to work to undo that.” Undo that? Before President George W. Bush leaves office in 2008? Aren’t you asking a bit much from the Federal Government, Dan? Anthony Pignataro thanks you for all the cards and letters. MTW
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In findings that could surely be matched in the United States, the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives reported in January that the country’s 100 highest-paid business executives had, by 9:46 a.m. on Jan. 2, earned an amount equal to what the average Canadian would earn in all of 2007. And The New York Times reported in December that Wall Street bonuses for 2006 were so large that one real estate broker complained at New York City’s shortage of $20 million properties and a Greenwich, Conn., Ferrari dealer complained that Ferrari hadn’t manufactured enough 599 GTB Fioranos (price: about $250,000) to fill his customers’ orders.
A Nottingham University professor warned in January that farmers are now at work in the United Kingdom breeding “stress” and “hostility” out of pigs and cows to make them more obedient en route to the slaughterhouse. The professor said the goal of such breeders is to create animal “vegetables.”
On New Year’s Day at the South African tourist attraction of Cango Caves, an overweight visitor in the “Tunnel of Love” got stuck exiting, trapping her and the 23 people behind her for 12 hours until rescuers used a pulley and liquid paraffin (to grease the rocks) to extricate her.
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CUTTING EDGE SCIENCE In November Don Karkos regained sight in his right eye after 65 years. A 1941 Navy submarine explosion had knocked him out, and doctors had told him many times that he would never see with that eye again, but Karkos, 82—a retired horse farmer who works as a security guard at New York’s Monticello Raceway—was butted in the head by a horse and awoke the next day with sight regained. He told the Times HeraldRecord of Middletown, N.Y. in December that the blow he took from My Buddy Chimo was even harder than the one from the concussion.
LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS Employees at Wal-Mart’s headquarters in China have set up a branch of the Communist Party, according to a December Associated Press dispatch, to go with five existing branches at individual stores. The party said it would not interfere with Wal-Mart management. And outsourcing of American jobs recently reached a new category of corporate employees: lawyers. An estimated 23,000 lawyers’ jobs were lost in the U.S. last year to India, where document review and legal research can be performed at about half the cost as in America, according to a December story in the News Journal of Wilmington, Del.
SIGN OF THE TIMES London’s Observer reported in November that several UNICEF offices worldwide have complained to U.N. headquarters that celebrities endorsing the charity’s work have demoralized the staff because traveling celebrities are so high-maintenance when they arrive to “help” and also because some companies making donations (for example, Gucci) are owned by parent companies whose factories exploit Third World children more than the donations help.
LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Jeremy Lyons, 20, was arrested in Hanover Township, Pa., in October for an alleged vandalism spree, bashing car windows with a baseball bat. A local TV station had reported the arrest of another person, and Lyons called the station. Laughing, he told them they had the wrong man. Police arrested him after tracing the call. MTW
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By Liliana Begley Here’s a tip for all you little lovebirds this Valentine’s Day: If you stay with your partner long enough, they will eventually get bored with your sexscapades. Yes, even your “Reverse Pile-Driver” or whatever it is that you like to call your signature move. This is a fact, and it usually means one of two things—you’re gonna have to step up your game through technology (and I’m not talking picture-messaging shots of your extremely large member... although that does serve its purposes) or embrace technology while you embrace yourself ‘cause you got severely dumped. Luckily, there are intelligent-pervy computer geeks out there who are looking out for you and your snooglebums. The world is filled with high tech gizmos, gadgets and computer programs that are dedicated to bringing sex—whether it’s solo, as a couple, group, herd, flock or whatever to a whole new level. The term is “teledildonics” and it’s something that everyone with a pulse (and consequent sexual response to stimuli) should know about. In layman’s terms it means messing around with sex toys that are controlled through a computer. Take HighJoy, for example. Through their website you can get a membership for under $10 a month (toys not included). What you do is plug your little toy into the computer through the USB cable (in case you’re wonder-
ing, they have male- and female-specific gadgets) and then hook up with someone online. The awesome and interactive part about it is that you’re not just flicking the bean while text-ing someone. They are actually controlling your toy’s speed/vibration/movement through their computer. Neato. You can sign up for a “community” membership (i.e. the dirty whore package) or the “couples” package. With the couples membership no one besides the one person that you signed up with can contact you or control your toy. The community membership is pretty much a free-for-all. This gives you a lot of options as a couple. Threesome? Why not? It’s not like I’m gonna have to bury someone in the backyard when we’re done or avoid eye-contact in the supermarket. Hell, we could’ve just had a tryst with a 600-pound tranny named Lulu for all I know, and I don’t give a rats-ass one way or another. No pictures (if you opt out), no voice, no risk of disease or “bee-yotch gonna steal my man/woman” drama, no nothing. It’s like swinging for people who actually want to stay together. Sites like this could really add a lot of excitement and faux-danger to a limp (sorry, couldn’t help it) relationship without actually posing too much of a real, physical threat. Just make sure to set ground rules and stick to them. Now let’s switch gears and talk about just the men. Say
you screw up this Valentine’s Day. Say she wants a Coach Bag but you’re a B.A.M.F. (Broke Ass Muh Fuggah). So, you go to the Swap Meet and get her a knockoff, but instead of a Coach Bag it’s a Cooch Bag. She gets pissed, kicks you to the curb and here you are hurt and confused with nowhere to hide the salami on V-day. Don’t despair. Teledildonics is here for you. Turn on your computer and buy yourself a virtual girlfriend. They’re as cheap as $12 and get naked as long as you tap the space bar the way they like it. If you’re really adventurous, with enough research you can find these video games where you plug a “sleeve” into the computer and then mount all sorts of virtual hotties while the computer relays info to your, er, sleeve. Fun, huh? And you never have to worry about buying them presents, brushing your teeth, getting a real job or anything! You can just sit there, all day, with your tightywhitey’s around your ankles, singing the Hallelujah chorus until your heart explodes or you run out of batteries, whichever comes first. The future is bright, and buzzing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and, uh, do stuff. Did anyone see my USB cable? For guidance on Valentine’s Day, visit www.highjoy.com, www.somasex.com and www.coach.com. MTW
What’s your Maui Love IQ? By Samantha Campos Your idea for the perfect Valentine’s Day date with your loved one, or soon to be loved one, is:
You refer to your female lover’s nether regions as which of the following hiking trails:
a) Sunset dinner at Mama’s Fish House, a Maui Film Festival screening at the Castle Theater, then a private helicopter ride to the Hana Hotel. b) Rooftop dining at the Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar, `Ulalena then drinks at Kimo’s. c) Early dinner at the harbor with Okazuya platelunch and a six-pack of Heineken. d) Two-for-one corndogs at Minit Stop and dollardrink night.
a) Skyline b) Mermaid Falls c) Sliding Sands d) `Oheo Gulch
You met your most recent loved one at: a) The Four Seasons Lobby Lounge b) Launiupoko or Kam III c) Kimo’s, while having drinks on another date d) The harbor, while having drinks on another date You know you’re lovin’ Maui-style when:
You refer to your male lover’s nether regions as which surfing spot: a) Freight Train b) River Mouth c) Dumps d) Grandpa’s
a) Your idea for dressing up on a date is wearing shoes b) Your “song” is “Banana Pancakes” by Jack Johnson c) Sex on the Beach is not just a drink anymore d) He/She fulfills all your “standards”: Hair. Teeth. Job. Car.
Points: It’s hard enough to keep the Maui romance alive and well, eh?—no need for a grading system, too! MTW
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It’s ‘Only Flesh’ Talking with an adult entertainer By Krista Sherer Everyone has his or her own perspective on sex and love. Most of us consider them separate—one an action, the other an emotion. We know this, yet sometimes it’s hard not to find them entangled in our mind’s bed sheets. While most of us find this occasionally challenging, I spoke with one woman who finds the division very clear. MAUI TIME WEEKLY: So what would you say your job title is? GINGER (not her real name): I would say I provide adult entertainment, but I have other people work for me as well. What are your personal feelings about sex? I love sex. I think more people should have sex. It is a wonderful thing. I think if we did, the world would be a happier place. In my mind sex is only flesh. I mean this is a business and a lot of the people that we deal with don’t want a mistress or a girlfriend. They just want companionship and they don’t want the headache that comes with having a relationship. What do people most misunderstand about your profession?
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Most of them are looking for companionship—this isn’t all about sex. A lot of times we just have lunch with them and talk to them. It is as interesting to us as it is to them. We are never looking at our
watches thinking, “Hurry up, your time is almost up.” We like it, too, because we get to meet new people. But we also see these people at bars or at our kids’ games or with their wives. We never approach them—they never approach us. They don’t want the hassles, neither do we and it works out great. I have never had a bad encounter, ever. How would you describe love? Love is something everyone has felt. We have all had our heart broken. True love is the love you feel for your child, I don’t think there is any other love bigger than that. Love is one thing but what we do is based on flesh. They can love their wives, they can love their girlfriends, what we offer is companionship and flesh and that’s all it is. I have made great friends in this business, but what we do is not based on love. Do you think society, in general, has a healthy view on sex and love? I think that if people were more open-minded about their sexuality, like if they didn’t have the jealousy or the head games, I think there would be less divorces. I think most relationships end over jealousy. I could understand if I was a wife and I found an escort’s number in my husband’s wallet. But I would rather my husband have an escort’s number than a girlfriend who he would be buying things for, taking out on a regular basis or possibly taking around my friends. I’d rather have it the other way around. What is your favorite part of sex? My favorite part of sex is definitely the cigarette at the end. No, I’m just joking. Seriously, my favorite part is getting to know them and the whole process of that beginning stage that I enjoy. So many different kinds of people come to see us. We have young men, dads—grandpas, even. They are not coming to us because their spouses or girlfriends are ugly or fat or just had babies. They come to us because they want something different. But we are not here to hurt anyone—if I felt like I was hurting someone I would stop in a heartbeat. MTW
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Romancing the Soufflé Roy’s Kahana oozes chocolate into our souls There wasn’t anything we didn’t enjoy that fateful night at Roy’s. The martinis were clean and smooth, with nary a bruised olive in sight. The Shrimp & Pork Lumpia with Pineapple Lingham Sauce—a delightful flavor and texture balance of tangy and sweet, crispy and succulent. The Pistachio Wasabi Pea Crusted Yellow Fin Tuna was also perfection, and surprisingly glorious with Roy’s signature pinot noir.
Roy’s Kahana Bar & Grill 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$
But the soufflé… ah, Roy’s Chocolate Soufflé merely entranced us. They make you wait for it, of course, banking on the adage of good things coming to those who do. And even the menu warns oh-so-discreetly on the bottom of its entrée page, “Please ask about our signature Melting Hot Dark Chocolate Soufflé. We strongly recommend that you order before the arrival of your entrees to allow sufficient preparation time.” The simple words “Melting… Hot… Dark” elicit barely audible moans from deep within our very souls—somewhere beyond the superficial discomfort of a full meal and bloated bellies—and the activation of previously subtle salivary glands. But the adage underestimates. A diabolical mound of dark chocolate cake sprinkled with white powder arrives, sitting rather innocuously on a plate drizzled sexily with scarletred raspberry puree and a pert scoop of Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream. Good things come in threes? Perhaps. But a frenetic kind of culinary kinesthesia lingers in the space surrounding the cake as we plunge our spoons into it, slowly, methodically releasing the hot, molten lava of chocolate inside. Possibly a better adage would be “Good things come in small packages.” For certainly, who could imagine the exaltation from such a diminutive threeinch round protuberance? Just six tablespoons of unsalted butter, four wee ounces of semisweet chocolate, a half-cup of sugar, one and a half tablespoons cornstarch and two eggs—with two more egg yolks—somehow magically unite in a concoction worthy of deifying. And worship it, we did. My companion and I immersed deeper into our bubble of bliss, occasionally crying out something about the vanilla ice cream scoop being akin to a mother’s breast, the dusty cocoa layer beneath the dense cake like the favorite sand box of our youth, the powdered sugar on top like the fresh flaky snow on a perfect ski mountain—our delirious ramblings momentarily thwarted by the flavorful tang of raspberry.
(top to bottom) Roy’s Spring Rolls, Souffle and Fruit Platter Dessert
“Yes, yes!” cried my companion between quickly diminishing mouthfuls. “Don’t stop!” We noticed a steadily growing crowd of servers and diners stopping to marvel our gastronomic glee—our seemingly very unprivate lesbian dessert porn, if you will. But alas! I have another saying for you. All good things come to an end. Our server returned with more tempting options for a return trip, as we glowered sullenly over the last red-brown smears of chocolate and berry goo. “You know you can also do it with Bailey’s or peanut butter or Gran Marnier and light it on fire,” she said. “Just cut a hole in the middle and pour it through.”
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Top Five Romantic Restaurants According to Cheryl Hutton, Owner of Hawaii Wedding Company, 575-9225, hawaiiweddingcompany.com
1. Nick’s Fishmarket, Wailea, 879-7224 2. Mama’s Fish House, Kuau, 579-8488 3. Capische at the Diamond Resort, Wailea, 879-2224 4. David Paul’s, Lahaina, 667-5117 5. Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar, Lahaina, 661-9090
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawaii - Japanese and
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;
Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului,
Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10
Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-
873-5550. $
p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$
2400. $
Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese.
Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30
p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-
Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F,
Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall,
p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $
9080.
10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week.
Kahului, 893-1628. $
Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6
85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for
Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to
p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.
banquets. $
pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30
local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30
AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:458:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-
Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11
8774.$
a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd.,
Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and
Kahului, 893-0026. $
p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului,
877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9
plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9
Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German
p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului,
a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana
cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m.
877-2661. $
Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $
335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$
Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles.
Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa,
Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092
Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. Su-
Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30
M-F, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270
7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-
p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461.
Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-
0852. $$
$$
0263. $
Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350
El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8
Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30
Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182.
a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $
p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440
Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9
Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9
Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $
a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W.
Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-
Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $
9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili
Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.;
Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $
Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-
Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the
7782. $
title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11
Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.-
a.m.-2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23,
2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy
Kahului, 877-7776. $
Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$
p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku,
242-8580. $ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku,
244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m.
199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $
F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main
St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen
Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. MTh, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m.
325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-
7888. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center,
871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-
Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.
2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $
IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6
11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707.
a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $
$
Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.
Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant.
2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $
Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului,
877-0051. $$
daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu,
Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main
242-6000. $$
St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $
Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355
Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9
Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks,
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Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su,
E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $
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a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main
7276. $
Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus
16
Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30
p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku,
242-8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9
pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275
p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu
Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center,
Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $
877-5588.
Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.;
Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6
Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-
p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $
1567. $$
Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th,
Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30
5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433
p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku,
Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $
243-9560. $$
L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th,
Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.
8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $
1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $
Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F,
Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10
11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.
p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave.,
$
Kahului, 877-0121. $
Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th,
Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2
11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono
p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku.
St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$
249-8955. $
DININGLISTINGS Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-
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Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-
Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa,
9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $
7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului,
Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S.
893-0700. $
Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$
Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8
Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian
p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall,
cuisine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-
871-0828. $
0133. $$
Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts,
Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30
breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-
a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl.
Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave.,
(behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $
Wailuku, 243-2243. $
BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei
Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese.
Rd., 875-0188. $$
M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.
Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;
Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $
Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-
Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7
6400. $
a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9
Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.
a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.
2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $
Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30
Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawai`ian. Daily, 7:30
p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404.
a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $
$
Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.
Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th,
Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-
6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6
1234. $$
a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $
Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5
Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food.
p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$
Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30
Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood,
p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu
steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9
Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $
p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$
Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m.
Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11
1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet
Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $
sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei
Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $
Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000
a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426.
Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks,
p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower
3-5 pm Free GREAT Sunsets
$$
style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088
Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30
DAILY MAI TAI PARTY
Open for Dinner at 4pm In the Lahaina Cannery Mall
Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m.
Opening for LUNCH soon!
5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$
Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach
Rd., Waiehu, 244-2323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2 p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.
808.667.1818
Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-
1368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 123 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,
Wailea, 875-4100. $$
$$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood.
10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$
M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St.,
Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486
Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais &
Rock N Roll -
Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-
4244. $
Hoonapililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St.,
sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799.
Wailuku, 242-7928. $
$
Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava
Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei
Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as
Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $
well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $
Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd.,
Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11
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a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $
Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out
Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10
seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m.
a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd.,
1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits.
Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5
Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-
M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8
p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$
1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei
and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5
Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$
1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $
p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-
8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300
Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-
8600. $ Gian Dons - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445
S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.
2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$
p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $
Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.-
Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and
Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried
2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$
quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean
seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-
Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.
1400. $
Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,
Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2
Wailea, 879-7224. $$$
Kihei, 879-9033. $
Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Mexica. MSa, 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei,
Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-
8080. $$
Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot
L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m.
dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $
Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $
Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-
Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.
barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.
1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $
281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$
Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-
Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Lobby
F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750
Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$
Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$
Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner
LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.
cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-
(Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd.,
10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $
879-9944. $
Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style
Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5
cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30
p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-
p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $
2206. $$
Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30
Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and
a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $
continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai
Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8
Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$
p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $
Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602.
Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.;
Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.;
$
Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei
Center Aquarium, 270-7043.
p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $
Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd,
Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs
Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-
8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama
Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort
Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S.
Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.
Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234.
Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $
Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily,
$$
Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.
7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$
fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10
Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave
Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center,
Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and
p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$
ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439
303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$
Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.
S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $
Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.
Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and
and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand
Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9
Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-
Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S.
Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$
p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center,
8880. $$$
Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $
879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$
Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim. Su-M, 5-10
Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8
Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd,
Maui Thai - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.;
p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:30-1:30a.m.
a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $
Kihei, 874-1811. $$
Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei,
1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K
874-5605. $
Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.
sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,
11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-
Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9
Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-
Kihei, 879-8711. $$
TACO. $
a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $
7555. $$$
Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11
891-MEXI. $ Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian
Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean.
Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily,
Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.
Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style
Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8
89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$
restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9
a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $
Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily,
p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $
5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $
La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.
Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-
We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,
F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900
878-1313. $$
Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$
Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6
Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-
a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana
Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810
Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $
Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.
Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $
Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,
Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-
Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh -
6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-
7808. $
Moorish
influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin
Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave.,
9363. $
Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional
Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $
Makawao, 572-2000.
Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish
Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.
Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet
preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m.
Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl.,
101,
festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10
3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$
Pukalani, 572-8498. $
Makawao, 573-9065. $
p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$
Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-
Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers.
Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and
John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes,
2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau,
deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.
sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.;
579-8488. $$$
1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$
Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani,
Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and
Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty
572-7100.
deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave,
and healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142
Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2
Paia, 579-8078. $
Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K
p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $
Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate -
Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6
Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617
Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m,
a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$
Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $
Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace
10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810
Center, 572-8258. $
Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $
UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $ Café
Des
Amis
-
Crepes
and
Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and
Mexican
cuisine
with
Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.
3669
Baldwin
Ave.,
Ste
Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $
1127
Makawao Ave.,. Makawao, 572-1380. Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace,
575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F,
Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli.
Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with
Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave.,
mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa,
Milagros - South American cuisine with island
Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese
Makawao, 572-1488. $
7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-
influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St.,
cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St.,
7261.
Paia, 579-8755. $
Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838
Aloha Mixed Plate 10th Year Birthday Bash, February 11, 2007
AMP 10 yrs
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
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$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort,
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Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl.,
Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $
Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12
Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30
a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $
a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-
cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9
3322. $
p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K
Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.
a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991
Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $
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Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front
St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema
Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.
China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30
5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $
a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L.
Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $
Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina,
China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.
661-8939. $$$
2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0660. $
Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.,
Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $
661-3160. $$
CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8
Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900
p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali,
Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $
667-0968. $
Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and MSa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., 667-2003$
Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island
Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-
favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.
9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096.
The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6
$$$
p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $
Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.
Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern
Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice
505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K
Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780
cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10
Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K
a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-
BJ’s
Chicago
Pizzeria
-
Deep-dish
2744. $
specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies.
Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican
Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-
food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,
0700. $
Lahaina, 661-6193. $
Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-
Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with
9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina,
661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St.,
Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina,
661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St.,
661-7082 Dickenson Square 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina
Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $
Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French
sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30
WEEKEND
Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$
G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.
The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup,
REGGAE
K→Kama’aina Discount
a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina
Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K
House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s
Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St.,
Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St,
Lahaina, 667-9616. $
Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-
Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower
Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina
Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $
Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11
Lahaina, 661-0937. $$
a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $
Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American.
E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su,
126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $
4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$
Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Kimo’s - Asian fusion. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$
Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 661-
Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F,
Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$
8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $
St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $
Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $
Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10
L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.
Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-
Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $
close. 669-7499. $$
Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$
7758. $
Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 6619090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 6693474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $
Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd.,
11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson
p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),
Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center,
661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-
Lahaina, 667-5683. $
9600. $$$
Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center,
Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30
Lahaina, 661-8881. $$
Lahaina, 661-7888. $
Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $
10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $
Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10
Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean
p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $
cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m.
p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd.,
Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-
Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.
Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for
51. $$
6299. $
Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower
Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8
Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$
duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-
p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,
Kahana, 669-6999. $$$
Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali,
Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern -
667-2525. $
American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village,
Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405
Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$
Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 511 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 6672814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.
Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak.
Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$
Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-
Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$
8815. $$$
Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $
Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$
Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd.,
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How To Celebrate Bob Sunday (Feb. 11), 4:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater [REGGAE] Lauryn Hill! Lauryn Hill! Lauryn Hill! Yes, it’s the annual Bob Fest time celebrating the birth of everyone’s favorite Marley. This year they’re featuring: Lauryn Hill (really? Yay!), Pepper (ska-rockin’ band from the Big Island), Capleton (Jamaica’s legendary reggae superstar), Dawn Penn (dancehall queen), and Nuff Sed (Maui’s own). And however else you wish to honor the life and philosophies of Bob—hey, that’s up to you. Just be sure to share. You know, the love. Tickets: $35 Feb. 5-10; $40 day of show; plus applicable fees. General admission only (no seating). Tickets available at MACC box office or at: Old Lahaina Book Emporium in Lahaina; Beach Road Records in Kihei; Groove 2 Music in Lahaina Cannery Mall. Gates open at 3 p.m. Call 242-7469. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]
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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos
Swollen Members Thursday (Feb. 8), 9 p.m. at Casanova’s; Friday (Feb. 9), 9 p.m. at Paradice Bluz [HIP-HOP] It’s always a special treat when I don’t have to think of a witty title for these picks. Swollen Members kind of says it all, don’t you think? This Canadian group has released five pretty major albums. According to Wikipedia, it’s said that their name “Swollen Members” means “Phat Crew.” Uh huh. Sure, and I never fantasize about The Rock (naked) rescuing me (naked and artificially improved) from my dismal existence. Anyway, their music is snazzy, underground-ish and makes you feel like drinking a 40 in a smoky little room while giving someone a booty-dance. Gotta love it. Tickets: $20. [LILIANA BEGLEY]
Run for the Whales Saturday (Feb. 10), 6 a.m. at the Polo Beach parking lot in Wailea [FUNDRAISER] It’s Whale Season, and we all know what that means: time for another leg-stretching, heartracing fundraiser. There’s the half marathon, 5K run, 2K walking course or 2K “fun run” for the kids. Racers will compete for medals, leis and free whale-watch passes, and every entrant will get a t-shirt, continental breakfast and a nice steaming bowl of exhaustion. According to a Pacific Whale Foundation press release, the Run benefits “the marine science education programs offered by Pacific Whale Foundation for Maui schoolchildren” which “take place in the classroom/science labs at Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center and in the field.” These programs include “water testing programs, eco-friendly tidepool explorations, whale watches and career mentoring programs.” And that is why you must run—for the whales and other sea creatures that cannot run. They can swim pretty fast, but they can’t run… yet. To register or get more information, call 249-8811. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]
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V-Day WreckShop III Wednesday (Feb. 14), 3 p.m. at Lokelani Intermediate; 10 p.m. at Paradice Bluz [HIP-HOP] Does anyone remember when 2 Live Crew came to Maui? Anyway, this is going to be better. 808 Connects is planning on bringing us all to a whole new level of hip-hop. And you thought it couldn’t be done. First off, there’s the all ages show—music, contests, hundreds of teenagers in baggie pants, and then there’s the 21 and over show—all of the above minus the teenagers plus a lot of alcohol. Luckyiam (pictured with The Grouch) from Living Legends will be performing at both shows, as well as many others. In case you didn’t know, the Living Legends are really awesome. Check out their music, and you won’t want to miss this chance to experience it live. I pinkie swear. Tickets: $30 (for allages event, kids get in free with paying adult), Lokelani Intermediate and Paradice Bluz. [LB]
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Hannibal’s History Too much information hobbles horror The Hannibal Lecter horror movie franchise (Manhunter, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and the Manhunter-remake Red Dragon) gets yet another installment from best-selling novelist Thomas Harris. With more than 150 films to his credit, iconic film producer Dino De Laurentiis valiantly attempts to compensate for the material’s manifest shortcomings by stacking the cinematic deck with an ardently talented cast and crew that execute the story with bold performances against a European backdrop.
Hannibal Rising
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French actor Gaspard Ulliel (Strayed) plays the incipient cannibal who, after his affluent parents are murdered by Nazis near his family’s Lithuanian castle, witnesses the cannibalization of his younger sister by a desperate pack of rogue soldiers who take the siblings hostage in a nearby hunting lodge. Hannibal goes temporarily mute before he’s taken to a brutal Soviet orphanage that solidifies his detached reasoning of cruelty before escaping to Paris where his widowed Japanese Aunt, Lady Murasaki (Gong Li—
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Memoirs of a Geisha), welcomes him. It isn’t long before Hannibal’s indoctrination into Japanese traditions, French cuisine and medical techniques, sends him on a revenge-killing spree unlike any other. Director Peter Webber (Girl With a Pearl Earring) grabs your attention with a staggering wartime opening sequence that looks like something out of a Paul Verhoeven movie. A fighter plane crashes into a Nazi tank near the castle grounds, and production designer Allan Starski (The Pianist) puts the metallic taste of war into your mouth as the dark shadows of death fall on the winter ground. Immediately, the filmmakers establish an anti-war theme that foreshadows an imagined aftermath of personal devastation that will inevitably deal out bizarre internalized forms of violence for the surviving victims and their oppressors. However, it’s here too that the audience starts to be robbed of their own dark and abstract ideas about the source of Hannibal’s nefarious desires. As suspense and horror master Alfred Hitchcock taught filmmakers and audiences, the true nature of fright lives in the piqued imagination of the spectator. Using our imaginations to fill in the blanks about the motivations of a Norman Bates or a Hannibal Lecter is half of the fun. In Hannibal Rising, our protagonist is the killer. With a deep dimple on his left cheek that doubles as a scar of unimaginable origin, Gaspard Ulliel is endlessly watchable. Ulliel’s strikingly handsome features belie the internal wounds of Hannibal’s traumatic childhood that we
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The master of dine and dash become privy to. And so, when a butcher at a public French market insults Lady Murasaki about the direction of her genitalia, we look forward to Hannibal’s bloody revenge that will necessitate the use of a samurai sword in the service of a comical decapitation. The scene takes place at a clearing near a lake where the butcher fishes, and it is the most enjoyable sequence of the movie for the gallows humor that the filmmakers inject. Enter French Inspector Popil (Dominic West) to investigate the murder, and provide the story with a retrograde momentum where the author should have introduced a more powerful element of suspense and dangerous interplay between the characters. Having whetted his
appetite for murder, Hannibal sets about hunting down and dispatching the soldiers that cooked his little sister and shared the broth of her soup with him. Details about Hannibal’s taste for consuming the cheeks of his victims seem a perfunctory touch, as does his evolving love affair with his aunt who becomes a willing accomplice to his crimes. Director of Photography Ben Davis (Layer Cake) captures dense visual compositions that succeed in giving fertile, classical underpinnings to Thomas Harris’ formulaic plot. For all of the story’s lack of suspense and terror, it is Ulliel who makes the movie dramatic. His is an audacious performance that bewitches the viewer into relishing something that we should not. But there is nothing frightening here. MTW
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I’m always amazed at how sex-phobic (and, of course, sex-obsessed) our culture is. Certain people make a fuss over anything provocative; even an accidentally-exposed breast can be major drama. Violence, on the other hand, rarely generates such commotion. I think it’s sad that some people would rather see two people kill each than get it on (especially if those people are different races, or the same genders). You ultra-rational, progressive Aquarians are supposed to be the ones helping move our society along in the right direction. Have you been doing your part?
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) I’m not a very organized person; when I clean my apartment, I simply gather armloads of things from the floor, stuff them in the closet, and slam the door shut. To find one of those items later, half the closet’s contents have to come out so I can get to the one I want. Your minds work similarly; I’ve watched Pisceans work their way towards an idea, taking so many detours, sidetrips, and tripping over so many non sequitors that it’s a wonder they get to where they’re going at all (often, they don’t). Totally reorganization is too much to ask, regarding my closet or your head. But imposing some orderliness, on both, might be a good idea. I just described, above, the Piscean brain as a cluttered closet. Yours, on the other hand, is often like an indoor shooting range: a simple, spare space with a target straight ahead, and the means to reach it. Naturally having that much focus is often extremely useful; occasionally, however, blinders that block out everything but your goal are actually the opposite of helpful, because you miss out on extremely important and relevant information. That’s what’s happening this week; although your objective is in plain sight, there are plenty of things that could potentially trip you up along the way, and will, unless you learn to see the big picture.
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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) If you see someone crying on the train, go ask them what’s wrong. If a stranger smiles at you, don’t be so suspicious as to not smile back. Treating people like friends—or at the very least potential friends—is totally the way to go this week. That’s right, it’s time to exercise your trust, which, like a muscle, has been slowly atrophying. If you don’t give it a workout now, soon you won’t be able to use it at all. A trustless life is not a very satisfying one. Avoid that sorry fate by having trust in others before you know they deserve it, and giving total strangers a chance to trust in you.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Why is youthfulness inherently beautiful? Why don’t we, instead, revere and lust after the signs of a life well-lived? Shouldn’t wrinkles and scars be sexy? I guess for many people they are, of course, but as a whole our culture is fairly youth-obsessed. You’ve done plenty of drooling over sexy bodies and pretty faces, of late. This week, give face time to some of the people whose beauty is more internal than external. You’ll get more out of it than the six-pack abs crowd could ever give you.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) When considering a mate, chemistry is far more important than looks, status, location, or timing—especially for you Cancers. You’re wonderful, but let’s face it—you’re also occasionally a handful. You need someone who can not only handle that, but actually enjoy or love it. Of course, no one out there wants to completely prop you up emotionally, so if you can’t yet handle it all on your own, don’t bother looking for someone to do so for you. But there are plenty of people who’d love to come along for the ride. Find one of them, instead of trying to convince whoever’s nearby that they’d love it, too (because, they probably won’t).
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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I like that you think you deserve the best. Your confidence is powerful, but it shouldn’t substitute for actual worth, especially when trying to capture someone’s attention or affection. You do have a heck of a lot going for you, but because you’re lazy, you depend a little too heavily on just your natural radiance and poise. This week, dust off some of your metaphorical trophies, and show whoever you’re trying to impress that there’s some substance behind all that shine.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) I wish that we could mix and match our characteristics, or even share them with others, sort of like Mr. Potato Head. You, for instance, could unscrew your phenomenal work ethic and lend it to someone else for a while. While they were transcending their laziness, you could borrow a willingness to luxuriate in pleasure and luxury, which is certainly something I wish you would try out a little more often. Most people who work as hard as you do also play as hard, but you just forget that part of the equation most of the time. This week, won’t you remember it and make good on it?
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You like things that make sense and balance each other out: Commit a crime, suffer a punishment; do a good deed, receive praise and acknowledgement. But as you know all too well, not all crimes are punished, and not all good deeds are noticed, let alone rewarded. The world simply isn’t that neat and fair. This week, however, you can make it a little more so—if not for yourself, then for someone else. Don’t get confused, though; it’s not your turn to mete out punishments or hand out prizes. Your job is just to make sure they go to the right people.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Last night I had sex with Jesus. I dreamt he’d come back for a visit and I had hot, likely blasphemous, joyfully dirty sex with him. I think you’re probably the only ones who could understand what a great dream it was. You’re always pushing boundaries, challenging taboos, and repudiating pointless prudishness, so this kind of thing is right up your alley. Oh, wait, did I say you’re always pushing boundaries? Lately, you’ve sort of been copping out and toeing the line. Care to get your edgy, button-pushing, taboo-shattering reputation back? This week you can.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) So much can potentially happen in a week (or not) that to attempt to describe it all here would be virtually impossible; instead, I make my best guesses and predictions and hope that you guys find it useful, thought-provoking, entertaining, or funny. Every once in a while, though, I hit the nail on the head, and I have to confess, that feels good. You, too, in one area in your life, are more or less just making stabs in the dark. This week, though, you’re likely to be spot on. Take note of what did the trick, so you can revisit this minor miracle later.
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Couples who fight all the time actually have an advantage over you two. Those bickering buddies know that their tiff will blow over, because it’s happened dozens of times before already. But you’re not sure how this fight is supposed to play out, because nothing like it’s ever happened before. Look to those seasoned battleaxes for inspiration and guidance. They know how to have a conflict, and how to move past it. It sounds horrible, I know, but it’s not all bad. The nice thing about duking it out with someone is that if and when you’re done fighting, you’re almost always closer and tighter than you were before.
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Bite Me Special V-Day picks in books, movies and music Trust the Man Rated R. 103 min. You Suck: A Love Story, by Christopher Moore 328 pages. William Morrow. [HARDCOVER FICTION] There’s nothing more romantic than a good vampire tale. And nothing sexier than one featuring Starbucks-drinking, selftanning, adolescent bloodsuckers in love, a healthy dose of “Nosferatitude” and general vampyric screwball antics. Booklist calls Christopher Moore’s follow-up to 1995’s Bloodsucking Fiends a “hilarious mockery of the pursuit of the appetites.” Since its release last month, You Suck has been holding court in the Top 10 list of New York Times bestsellers. And why wouldn’t it? Like it says on Moore’s website, “If you’re looking for San Francisco scenery, hot vampire sex (similar to hot monkey sex, but hotter), giant shaven cats, the Cheddar Princess of Fond du Lac, and the Fighting Beatniks of Allen Ginsberg High School—four words: YOU SUCK. It doesn’t.”
Top Five Adult DVD’s According to Charles, owner of Paradise Spice 1. Lei’d In Hawaii, WWM 2006, various local amateur stars, 112 min. 2. 1 Night in Paris, 2004 home video starring Paris Hilton, 62 min. 3. I Love Sabrine, New Sensations Studio 2006, stars Sabrine Maui, 180 min. 4. Pirates, Digital Playground 2005, stars Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine, 129 min. 5. Anything with Tera Patrick in it! (“We special order more Tera Patrick titles than any other DVD’s combined,” says Charles.)
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[DVD/ROMANTIC COMEDY] I’ll be honest: this movie did not get rate well on the Tomatometer—the review gauge for the movie critics website, www.rottentomatoes.com. They mostly diss it for not being more like a Woody Allen film, but the extremely likeable cast—David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Billy Crudup and Maggie Gyllenhaal as lead characters; Eva Mendes, Ellen Barkin and Garry Shandling in supporting roles—and the tonguein-cheek title should dictate there are redeemable qualities at work here. Perhaps the movie critics haven’t had to date in this decade, for I believe the story, while “sitcomesque”—which is fine by me, I happen to like, nay, love sitcoms—addresses urban modern love and all its selfish hypocrisies and pretentiousness: men who don’t grow up, sex addiction, the-grass-is-always-greener-itis, et al. And there are moments that are uncomfortably painful, others that are hilarious, and some that are touching—often, simultaneously. It’s a romantic comedy, after all, and like real relationships, it will be alternately funny and not. Overall, I agree with amateur reviewer “Brian C.” from Kansas City who wrote, “Wity [sic] writing, and characters that are allowed to have some flaws made this one of the first chick flicks that did not make me want to vomit.” Yes... Just like a real relationship.
Return To Romance, Matt Catingub Orchestra Of Hawaii Mountain Apple Company, 2006 [CD/EASY-LISTENING] This is the equivalent of a feel-good Manhattan Transfer Christmas Album, only it’s all-love, all-thetime. Polite, tasteful, pleasant… oh, break out the bubbles and bearskin rugs, people—we’ve got sax solos. So basically, it’s soothing V-Day music for that candlelit dinner you’re making for your parents because you’re such a thoughtful kid. Well, that and you’re hoping to get on their good side so you can borrow the car next weekend for the SCCA races but whatever, let’s get back to the music. These are all the classic romantic tunes you (or your parents) love, as arranged by Honolulu Symphony Pops conductor Matt Catingub and accompanied by other great local musicians. There’s some lovely crooning by Patti Austin, Amy Hanaiali`i Gilliom and Raiatea Helm, distinctive Na Leo and Brothers Cazimero harmonizing and the requisite rendition of “When I Fall In Love”—this time with a smooth Jimmy Borges supplying vocals. Most swoon-worthy tracks: “How Deep Is The Ocean?” featuring Keali`i Reichel, “What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life?” featuring Amy Hanaiali`i Gilliom and “As Time Goes By” with Matt Catlingub.
DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Mike Daisey - Thursday, Feb. 8. “Stories From the Atlantic Night CafĂŠ.â€? Mike Daisey has been called “the master storytellerâ€? and “one of the finest solo performers of his generationâ€? by the New York Times for his extemporaneous monologues. Daisey is a fierce storyteller: one minute hilarious, the next minute sweet with a fine-tuned ear for digression. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Swollen Members - Thursday-Friday, Feb. 8-9. Celebrated hip-hop group from Canada. Funky underground sound and wicked beats. Tickets: $20. 9 p.m., Casanova’s (Feb. 8); 9 p.m., Paradice Bluz (Feb. 9). Keali‘i Reichel - Friday-Saturday, Feb. 9-10. One of Hawai‘i’s most popular performing artists as well as a respected kumu hula, Maui’s own Keali`i Reichel and his halau present their annual program of music and hula. Tickets: $45, $35, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Shimshai - Friday and Saturday, Feb. 9-10. Shimshai’s music invokes a sentiment of ancestral devotion and a dedication to higher consciousness. A self-proclaimed seeker of truth, described by many as possessing the voice of an angel, Shimshai is gifted with the innate ability to deliver his message flawlessly in several languages. Vegan Indian feast, salad and raw foods available at show. Tickets: $15. 8 p.m., Manadala Ethnic Arts, www.shimshai.com. Amphibeus Tungs - Saturday, Feb. 10. Amphibeus Tungs has a hardcore hip-hop style with deep Hawaiian roots undertones. This local group has mucho flava! Tickets: $8. 9 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220. Bob Fest - Sunday, Feb. 11. Everybody loves Bob Marley, even my mom. Celebrate the Man with live music by Lauryn Hill, Pepper, Capleton, Dawn Penn and Nuff Sed. Tickets $40, $35, $30. Gates open 3 p.m., A&B Ampitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Wrecksop III - Wednesday, Feb. 14. 808 Connects Infinate Entertainment and sponsors presents Wreckshop III featuring: Luckyiam (Living Legends), Goldawn & Teeo, Amphibeus Tungs, DjJP, DjBoomshot and many, many more. All ages show at Lokelani Intermediate; 21 and over Paradice Bluz. Tickets $20 preshow, $30 at door. 3 p.m. (all ages), Lokelani Intermediate School Cafeteria; 10 p.m. (21 and over), Paradice Bluz, www.presaleticketsonline.com. David Nelson and Friends - WednesdayThursday, Feb. 14-15. David has been touring with a newly reformed version of the New Riders of the Purple Sage (NRPS) over much of the past year. He founded NRPS with Jerry Garcia and John Dawson in 1969. Nelson remained a key figure in that musical family adding his signature guitar style to three Grateful Dead albums, including two of their most highly regarded releases, Workingman’s Dead and American Beauty. Tickets $20 at door. 9 p.m. both nights (21 and over), Charley’s, Paia, 579-9453.
TICKETS ON SALE Anti-Gravity - Feb. 15-16. Dreamed up by a champion tumbler and Broadway performer, this aerial entertainment ensemble assembles topnotch athletes from the theater, and sports worlds who regularly defy the laws of physics in a cutting edge, urban dance performance style characteristic of today’s fast-paced music video world. Tickets: $40, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Poetry In Motion - Feb. 17. A celebration of Indian dance with original and traditional choreography by Sarala Dandekar, Subashini Ganesan, and Jody Saltau. $15, $10. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390. McCoy Tyner Trio - Feb. 17. Pianist McCoy (Alfred) Tyner, probably best known as part of the John Coltrane Quartet, brings lusty piano dynamics, while still full with cascading and romantic sounds that are rich with the percussions tracking back to the quintessential roots of jazz music. Tickets: $45, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Da Braddahs - Feb. 22-23. James Roche and Tony Silva, da kine unrelated braddahs who make up this loco local duo with special guest Mel Cabang. Da Braddahs become many different characters during their shows, drawn from an endless supply of material in everyday life and personalities on these islands. Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30
p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Aspen Santa Fe Ballet - Feb. 23. According to the New York Post, the dancers go “for broke... with magical and poetic results.� Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Tango Amor - Feb. 24. The highlight of the second International TangoFest Maui (Feb. 20-25), with renowned tango artists Miriam Larici, Hugo Patyn, Brigitta Winker, George & Kai Garcia, and more. Tickets: $15. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Leon Russell - Mar. 1. Leon Russell has played on, produced, arranged and wrote some of Rock ’n Roll’s most successful records. He has been awarded four Gold Albums, and had a hand in many other chart-toppers: “Delta Lady,� “This Masquerade,� “Superstar,� “A Song For You� and others. Tickets: $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Tiempo Libre - Mar. 2. Grammy-nominated Tiempo Libre (“Free Time�) is known for their incendiary, joyful performances of timba—an irresistible, dance-inducing mix of high-voltage Latin jazz mated with seductive rhythms. Dance along, the Castle will have a dance floor for this event. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Face of America - Mar. 3. “Face of America: Volcanoes National Park, Hawai‘i� An unforgettable artistic journey following the epic myths of Pele, Goddess of Fire, powerfully portrayed in the ancient language of hula. Tickets: $40. $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Descendance - Mar 8. Professional and powerful, Descendance brings the finest in dance and music from Australia’s indigenous Aboriginal culture. With world class performers both traditional and contemporary, Descendance was named the dance champion in the first World Culture Open competition. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Nellie Olesons - Mar. 8. The original renegade punks of sketch comedy celebrate their 10th anniversary with “Night Of 100 Nellies!� This pageant themed sketch show features the Nellies’ signature brand of smart, twisted humor, with more than 50 characters skewering the likes of circuit queen dads, public relation whores, boxing ring girls, high kicking Spanish TV hosts, pathetic office workers, “mangina� and, of course, pageants. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio, MACC, 242-7469.
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EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 08 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. ⽌Got Orchids? - The Maui Orchid Society will be holding its annual Valentine’s Day Orchid Show at the Maui Mall. Roses are great, but orchids last way longer and make you look exotic instead of run-of-the-mill. Today through Feb. 10. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Mall.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 09 Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walkins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. ⽌Love Yoga - “Falling in Love : A partnership Yoga Workshop.â€? This is one of those things were you can bring a partner, friend or go at it solo—kind of like your love life! Workshop led by Alanna Kairalya. $25, 6:45 p.m., Maui Lotus Yoga Studio, 874-9642.
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only. Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5722424 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace. ⽌Valentine Stuff - King Kekaulike is holding a Valentine’s Day Craft Fair and Silent Auction.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 02/08
Friday 02/09
Saturday 02/10
Kilohana No cover, 10pm
Tom Cherry & Positive Energy, $5, 10pm
Ohana Groove $5, 10pm
Rio Thing, No cover, 7:30pm; Mike Daisey After-Party
Pau Hana Party!
Hinterlander and Waylon Rich No cover, 7:30pm
MON - Open Mic Night, No cover
CASANOVA
Swollen Members $20, 9:45 p.m.
Thunda Vida $8, 9:45pm
Amphibeus Tungs $8, 9:45pm
WED - DjBlast, 9:45pm
CHARLEY’S
Marty Dread $7, 9pm
Planetary Bandits $9, 9pm
Teoman $7, 9pm
MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 9pm; Wed - The David Nelson Band, $20, 10pm
BOCALINO/TIP-UPS TAVERN
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
CAFE MARC AUREL
28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453
COMPADRES
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818
Monday 02/12 – Wednesday 02/14
DJ Shark in The Water No cover, 9:30pm
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HARD ROCK CAFÉ
MON - Marty Dread
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE
Open Mic
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Uncle Jobe- Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, 1-4 p.m.
Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm
Evolution No cover, 9pm
Cheryl Rae No cover, 9pm
Gina Martinelli
4405 H`Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
MON - Martini Night, TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Tom Cherry & Positive Energy $5, 10 pm
Salsa $5, 10pm
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
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Sunday 02/11
There’s gonna be a ton of stuff there like goodies, produce, baby stuff, artisian jewelry, t-shirts, you name it they’ll probably have it. 8 a.m.-2 p.m., King Kekaulike Cafeteria, 268-2885. Malama Maui - The Hawaii Wildlife Fund is hosting an event for the whole ohana. “Think Island, Think Sustainability” with booths, presentations and locally produced films. Free. 4 p.m., Maui Community College, Front Lawn, Kahului, 575-2046. Eat, Drink, Stop Hunger - Hale Kau Kau feeds the hungry and homebound a nutritious meal 365 days a year. Annual fund-raiser with entertainment by Uluwehi Guerrero and Halau Hula Kauluokala, tropical feast, and auction. King Kamehameha Golf Club, 875-8754.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11 Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Youth Center Party - The Hui Malama Learning Center has opened the doors of its new youth center. Celebrate with musiccal entertainment by Zack Kekona and Fiends and more fun for the whole family. Free. 11 a.m.- 3 p.m., 1980 Main Street, Wailuku, 242-9730. ⽦Learn Love - Red Tara teaching and empowerment, with Lama Choyin Rangdrol focusing on compassion, joy and love. Open to lovers, friends and individuals. Donations accepted. Free. 3 p.m., The Sacred Garden of Maliko, 573-6521.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209. Pizzas for Kids - Eat some pizza and participate in a silent auction to benefit Vibe’s Youth Scholarship Program. Call for details. Flatbread Company, Paia, 579-9059. Take a Deep Breath - The Art of Living Healing Breathing Workshop is offering a free talk and guided meditation. Call for location and details, 6:30 p.m., 573-2721. ⽦Dr. John Demartini - “The Heart of Love: Beyond the Fantasy to True Relationship Fufillment.” Demartini is famous, smart and succesful. Chances are he knows what he’s talking about, folks. Sign up before you sign those papers (marriage or divorce). Hey did anyone see Magnolia? Just asking. $25. 7:30 p.m., Maui Prince Hotel, 875-8820.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14 Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 8916770 ext. 2. ⽦Valentines Dance - Miss prom? It’s not too late! Grab your sweetie and put your dancing shoes on. V-Day dance with latin music by Neto Peraza and Barbara Singer, also Ballroom DJ with Private Image Dance Studio. Dress festive in red or pink. Potuck. $10. 6:30 p.m., Kihei Community
Center, 879-0055.
KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260. Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050. Whale of a Good Time - Sat, Feb. 10. The Hawaiian Islands Humbback Whale National Marine Sanctuary and Borders are co-sponsoring Whale Awareness Month. Sactuary Staff and volunteers will be hosting a children’s hour with book reading and arts and crafts. Free. 11 a.m.-12 p.m., Borders Books and Music, Kahului, 879-2818.
LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174. Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. About Addiction - Sat, Feb. 10. Matthew Hammond gives fresh insights for freedom from addiction through an exploration in Natural Healing. Free. 9:30 a.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. ⽦Heart Health - Tue, Feb. 13. See another Valentine’s Day! John Kristofich, M.D. talks about what one can do to prevent heart disease through proper diet, nutrition, exercise and treatment of risk factors. Also, warning signs and tests to identify individuals at risk will be discussed. Free. 7 p.m., Cameron Center, Wailuku, 575-7694.
ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui
Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 2445263. Sierra Club - Sat, Feb 10. The Sierra Club is holding its annual meeting. The public is invited to participate in the displays, potuck and panel discussion of “Building a New Energy Future— What do the next two years hold?” 11 a.m., Kaunoa Senior Center, 579-9802.
SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Run for Whales - Sat, Feb. 10. This annual event usually draws about 230 participants from across the country. People can sign up for the Half Marathon, 5K, 2K walk or 2K Fun Run (kids). $35, $25, $20. 6 a.m. for Half Marathon, 7 a.m. for all other races, Polo Beach Parking Lot, Kihei, 244-8390.
STAGE “You Can’t Take It With You” - Fri-Sun, Feb. 9-25. “You Can’t Take It With You” performed by Maui OnStage puts two families together—one eccentric, one conservative. The daughter and son of said families get engaged. Wait, I think I lived this. Is this a biography on my life? All ages. Tickets: $18, $16, $12. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969.
ART Susan Jenson - Through Feb. Jenson will be demonstrating her lauhala weaving and basket making. Dates and times vary. Call for info. Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245. Donna Ziegler - Every Thu in Feb. Maui Hands Gallery is featuring the glasswork of Dona Ziegler. New to the island, Dona is embarking on her lifelong dream of being a Maui artist.She will be on hand to discuss the intricacies of creating fused glass, mosaics, and stained glass. Free. 4-8 p.m., Maui Hands, Kaanapali, 667-7997 Scott Mead - Every Fri in Feb. Maui Hands Gallery is featuring the photography of Scott Mead. A virtuoso at the use and manipulation of light, Mead carefully selects his subjects and locations to optimize the ever-changing luminosity and atmospheric conditions the Hawaiian Islands present. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands, Lahaina, 667-9898. Art Night - Every Fri. This Week featuring The Twins and Dario Campanile! Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194. Calling All Potters! - Sun, Feb. 11. The
MON-WED - Open Mic
Independaent Potters of the Hui No’eau are holding a celebration in honor of Jennifer Owen’s 25 years as director of the cermaics department. Potluck. 4 p.m., Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao, 572-6560. Eleykaa Tahleh - Every Wed in Feb. Eleykaa Tahleh will be demonstrating her “Illumination Art” technique. Born in Japan, Eleykaa first studied sumi-e (Japanese brush painting) at age seven. She has since added watercolors, pen, acrylics, pastels and oils to her repertoire. Free. 14 p.m., Maui Hands Paia, 579-9245. WOW Wailea - Wed, Feb. 14. Dario Campanile will be present. Wine and pupus. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Galleries, Shops at Wailea, 874-8583.
POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. + TV/RADIO Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 6610700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 02/08 ISANA RESTAURANT
515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811
Karaoke
JACQUES
36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke
L Dog 10pm
TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm
Q103 $6, 10pm
Sirus B Posse $5, 10pm
DJ Cronic No cover, 10pm
Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10pm
Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10pm
Karaoke 9:30pm
Karaoke 9:30pm
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA COOLERS
Sunday 02/11
Monday 02/12 – Wednesday 02/14
MON - Crunch Pups, $5 10pm; WED - Danny Murray, $5, 10pm Sam Ahia 6:30pm
TUE-WED - Sam Ahia, 6:30pm
Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm
Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Karaoke
El Nino 6pm
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE
LIFE’S A BEACH
Karaoke
Kenny Roberts 6pm
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090
Karaoke
Jared 6pm
KIMO’S
LAHAINA STORE GRILLE
Saturday 02/10
DJ El Gato $5, 10pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Friday 02/09
DJ mix 10pm
DJ mix 10pm
JD’s Band 8:30pm
DJ mix 10pm
MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm
Rampage
Fine Line
Dub Rockers and Thunda Vida
Crunch Pups
MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa and Shawn, 9pm; WED - DJ Nexus & Stripbeat, 9pm
Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Howard Ahia. Mon, Fri, The Carroll Brothers; Wed, Hau Phat. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.
Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.
Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.
Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.
Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.
Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.
RESORT SHOWS
Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.
■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234
Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.
Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000
■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234
Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.
Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.
Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.
Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.
Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 58:45 p.m.; Mon, JD on the roof 6-9 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.
South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.
Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon, Tue, Gene Argel; Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.
SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.
Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.
Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.
sets 6-9 p.m.
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■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.
■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.
■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200
Lower Courtyard- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.
Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.
■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.
Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.
Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.
■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200
Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.
Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band; Mon, Tue, Joyce and Gord. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385. Zuihao - Fri, Howard Ahia. 4-8 p.m.; Wed, ArmaDillo, 4-7 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.
CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.
■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500
Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m. Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.
Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900
■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.
■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031
EAST MAUI
Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. TueSun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late
■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.
Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 02/08 LOBBY LOUNGE
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
MANANA GARAGE
33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220
Sunday 02/11
Monday 02/12– Wednesday 02/14
Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm
Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm
MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm
DJ Mackie $5, 9:30pm
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
Saturday 02/10
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
LONGHI’S LULU’S
Friday 02/09
Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm
The Willies No cover, 8-11pm
Sexy Saturdays No cover, 8-11pm;
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4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474
844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm
DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm
DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm
DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm
MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
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Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am
Live Music Kama`aina free
Swollen Members $20, 9pm
DJ No cover
Reggae Night w/Thunda Vida
MON - Menage a Trois; $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Dollar Live w/An Den
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am
DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm
Backyard Party No Cover, 9pm
DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm
Kanoa No cover, 10pm
MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S
Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
PACIFIC’O
505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
PARADICE BLUZ
744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299
SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm
SPATS TRATTORIA
Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR
2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm
Reggae No cover, 9:30 pm
Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm
WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30 pm.
The Edge $3, 9pm
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
Mojo Gumbo $5, 8pm
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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) I’m not a very organized person; when I clean my apartment, I simply gather armloads of things from the floor, stuff them in the closet, and slam the door shut. To find one of those items later, half the closet’s contents have to come out so I can get to the one I want. Your minds work similarly; I’ve watched Pisceans work their way towards an idea, taking so many detours, sidetrips, and tripping over so many non sequitors that it’s a wonder they get to where they’re going at all (often, they don’t). Totally reorganization is too much to ask, regarding my closet or your head. But imposing some orderliness, on both, might be a good idea. I just described, above, the Piscean brain as a cluttered closet. Yours, on the other hand, is often like an indoor shooting range: a simple, spare space with a target straight ahead, and the means to reach it. Naturally having that much focus is often extremely useful; occasionally, however, blinders that block out everything but your goal are actually the opposite of helpful, because you miss out on extremely important and relevant information. That’s what’s happening this week; although your objective is in plain sight, there are plenty of things that could potentially trip you up along the way, and will, unless you learn to see the big picture.
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Why is youthfulness inherently beautiful? Why don’t we, instead, revere and lust after the signs of a life well-lived? Shouldn’t wrinkles and scars be sexy? I guess for many people they are, of course, but as a whole our culture is fairly youth-obsessed. You’ve done plenty of drooling over sexy bodies and pretty faces, of late. This week, give face time to some of the people whose beauty is more internal than external. You’ll get more out of it than the six-pack abs crowd could ever give you.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) When considering a mate, chemistry is far more important than looks, status, location, or timing—especially for you Cancers. You’re wonderful, but let’s face it—you’re also occasionally a handful. You need someone who can not only handle that, but actually enjoy or love it. Of course, no one out there wants to completely prop you up emotionally, so if you can’t yet handle it all on your own, don’t bother looking for someone to do so for you. But there are plenty of people who’d love to come along for the ride. Find one of them, instead of trying to convince whoever’s nearby that they’d love it, too (because, they probably won’t).
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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) I wish that we could mix and match our characteristics, or even share them with others, sort of like Mr. Potato Head. You, for instance, could unscrew your phenomenal work ethic and lend it to someone else for a while. While they were transcending their laziness, you could borrow a willingness to luxuriate in pleasure and luxury, which is certainly something I wish you would try out a little more often. Most people who work as hard as you do also play as hard, but you just forget that part of the equation most of the time. This week, won’t you remember it and make good on it?
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You like things that make sense and balance each other out: Commit a crime, suffer a punishment; do a good deed, receive praise and acknowledgement. But as you know all too well, not all crimes are punished, and not all good deeds are noticed, let alone rewarded. The world simply isn’t that neat and fair. This week, however, you can make it a little more so—if not for yourself, then for someone else. Don’t get confused, though; it’s not your turn to mete out punishments or hand out prizes. Your job is just to make sure they go to the right people.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Last night I had sex with Jesus. I dreamt he’d come back for a visit and I had hot, likely blasphemous, joyfully dirty sex with him. I think you’re probably the only ones who could understand what a great dream it was. You’re always pushing boundaries, challenging taboos, and repudiating pointless prudishness, so this kind of thing is right up your alley. Oh, wait, did I say you’re always pushing boundaries? Lately, you’ve sort of been copping out and toeing the line. Care to get your edgy, button-pushing, taboo-shattering reputation back? This week you can.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) So much can potentially happen in a week (or not) that to attempt to describe it all here would be virtually impossible; instead, I make my best guesses and predictions and hope that you guys find it useful, thought-provoking, entertaining, or funny. Every once in a while, though, I hit the nail on the head, and I have to confess, that feels good. You, too, in one area in your life, are more or less just making stabs in the dark. This week, though, you’re likely to be spot on. Take note of what did the trick, so you can revisit this minor miracle later.
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