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Nice article on youngsters going off to war (“Children’s Crusade,” Jan. 12, 2006). Ted Rall is right on. But the reasons you think we should not be sending teenagers to war is exactly why armies throughout the ages have recruited this age group. They are physically fit, impressionable and can be quickly made to behave in any way necessary. Surely you have read about the diabolical rebel groups scattered throughout Africa that use children to be trained killers. Anyway, guys our age would question everything and drive a platoon leader nuts. I was also engaged reading the local newspaper and talking to the island citizens. Seems growth is a big problem on Maui. Here’s a take along the grass-isgreener perspective—compare Maui’s situation to Cleveland, Ohio and I think you’ll find that growth is a nice problem to have. Try the opposite of growth and see how that works. Many people had issues with the almostdead sugar cane industry. Before the mainland used cane for sugar, the main source for sweetener was maple syrup. The Hawaiian sugar cane industry killed the maple syrup industry in Ohio and many other cold-weather states. Beautiful island... and great fish taco stands! -Sweldon Bitterman, via email

OPPOSES INCINERATORS The incinerator idea that is being proposed is a terrible idea, especially the one that suggests bringing in trash from other islands (“Trash Talk,” Oct. 13, 2006). Ridiculous! The whole idea promotes a wasteful lifestyle. Most of the stuff that will be burned is recyclable! We need to spend the money on better recycling programs and recycling education, and not on awfully expensive equipment that demands we make more waste! This is a very bad idea and the future generations are going to be burdened with this decision if we go through with it.

Please, no incinerators! More Recycling! -Angie Hofmann, via email

SUPPORTS OWN CAMPAIGN I can’t keep track of all the people who have taken the time to let me know about the wonderful article you wrote about me in your paper (Coconut Wireless, Jan. 26, 2006). Thank you so very much. I am working hard, busy organizing and doing a campaign plan and taking nothing for granted as I have seen too many candidates assume victory and wake up the morning after to a shock! Our campaign’s goal is to win with integrity, honesty, and hard work so we can help make Maui County the best island in the world not only for visitors, but also for all of us who live here. I appreciate your generous comments and I will always take the position I aspire to very seriously. Best of luck and keep your fascinating news coming! May I humbly ask for your votes for me, too? -Gladys Baisa, Upcountry County Council candidate

CORRECTION In the Feb. 2, 2006 story “Ekolu Loves You,” we forgot to credit Sean M. Hower with taking all those great shots of the band.

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The closest thing to security you get in war Anchorman Bob Woodruff and cameraman Doug Vogt are the latest casualties of a most dangerous trend: journalists playing soldier. The two ABC News staffers, riding along with collaborationist Iraqi troops in a U.S. military convoy, were struck in the head by flying shrapnel from a bomb detonated by the resistance near Taji, about 25 miles northwest of Baghdad. “The Pentagon takes every opportunity to say, ‘If you’re worried about security, travel embedded with us,’ Ann Cooper, director of the Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ), told The Washington Post. But embedding isn’t just a threat to journalistic objectivity. It’s the most foolhardy way to cover a war, and it ought to be prohibited. To be sure, “independent” war correspondents—reporters who hire private drivers and translators to get around— take significant risks too. Christian Science Monitor freelancer Jill Carroll,

kidnapped by an Iraqi insurgent group on January 7, is still missing. But CNN reporter Michael Holmes points out the common-sense calculus of independent versus embedded reporting. “Personally I feel probably more nervous if I’m driving along in a Humvee, armored or not, because a U.S. convoy or a military convoy of any kind in this country is such a target,” he says. Living with local families and hiring drivers of rundown cars minimizes attracting the wrong kind of attention. The embedding program, in which the Pentagon assigns reporters to travel and live with a specific unit, began as an attempt to improve relations with the media after the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan, which I covered for The Village Voice and Los Angeles’ KFI radio. Reporters covering the Afghan war, targeted by robbers, murderers and American warplanes alike, also had to contend with a Defense Department directive prohibiting U.S. and allied forces from providing any kind of

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help, including medevacs, to journalists. As U.S. troops manning the locked gates of Bagram airbase laughed at their plight, two American reporters hunkered down in their car during a fierce night-long small arms and mortar attack by Taliban forces. Reporters mindful of such incidents jumped at the chance to travel in armored vehicles after embedding was announced for the Iraq War. They might not have been so quick to don Kevlar had they looked closer at some of the first journalist casualties in Afghanistan. Johanne Sutton of Radio France Internationale, Pierre Billaud of the French radio network RTL and Volker Handloik, a German freelancer for Stern magazine got themselves killed in northern Afghanistan on Nov. 11, 2001 by embedding themselves with U.S.-backed Northern Alliance troops. “On Saturday the Northern Alliance took the first line of trenches on Chaghatai ridge after prolonged shelling and U.S. aerial bombardment,” recalled witness Terry McCarthy for Time magazine. “Just as the sun was setting the tank commander, General Bashir, judged that the Taliban had all cleared out and said he was going forward in an armored personnel carrier to examine the trench lines. About half a dozen journalists asked if they could go.” “All three of us were on the back of the APC and we were joking about dragging along our interpreter, who was a bit reluctant about it,” Veronique Rebeyrotte of France Culture, who survived the subsequent tragedy, told the BBC. “We were in a hurry to get into the Taliban zone, to see what was happening on the other side. We never thought we would be taking a risk.” They drove straight into an ambush. Sutton managed to stay aboard the APC despite being shot. The French and German men fell off and were left behind in a chaotic retreat. Taliban soldiers stripped and robbed their bodies, then desecrated and scattered them across the embankment. As far as the attackers were concerned, the reporters were no different than the soldiers. In 2004, at least 36 reporters have since been kidnapped, five of whom were executed. CPJ’s Cooper says, “War correspondents do tell us that increasingly, this neutralobserver status is not recognized by parties in some of these conflicts.” What neutral-observer status? Journalists who trade their objectivity for protection find neither. At least 61 journalists have been killed so far—many by American forces. Iraq remains, for the third straight year, the most dangerous nation in the world for reporters. MTW

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“If they get me on this one I’m going to have to close down,” Steven Burgelin, general manager of Casanova, told me. It was about 6 p.m. on Feb. 2, and the Maui County Liquor Control Adjudication Board had just gone into deliberation. They’d been dealing with Casanova—up on two separate cases involving alleged over-service—since noon. Burgelin was just joking, but not by much. That afternoon the board found the popular Makawao restaurant and nightclub (and Maui Time advertiser) guilty of serving alcohol to an intoxicated patron and of failing to exercise “due care” involving that patron. The fines for that conviction totaled $2,500 and constituted the club’s “first strike” for over-service in 16 years of business. Even deputy prosecuting attorney Andrew Martin admitted to the board that all his evidence in that case was circumstantial—a guy said he went to Casanova one night after drinking “at least” a dozen Heinekens at an Iao Valley barbecue, then attacked a cop outside after he left that night. Even though Martin provided no direct evidence that the guy was drunk at the moment Casanova served him two Long Island Iced Teas, the board handed down two guilty verdicts (though they did throw out a count alleging that Casanova “knowingly permitted” an intoxicated patron to remain in the premises). The case that concerned Burgelin now was different. On the same night as the first case, a woman had gone to Casanova, drank three glasses of red wine in three hours— got cut off by bar staff when a guy tried to buy her a fourth glass—then hit a building while trying to drive out of the parking lot across the street. That’s right: three glasses in three hours. No one, including LC investigators and prosecutor Martin, disputed that. “Nobody gets drunk after three glasses of wine,” Burgelin told the board. “Nobody!… Three glasses of wine in three hours does not make anyone intoxicated. That’s a fact.” It’s unclear whether the board accepted Burgelin’s assertion. Their decision—the complete opposite of the previous case— found Casanova not guilty of serving an intoxicated patron and of failing to exercise due care, but nailed them on knowingly permitting a drunk customer to remain inside.

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WEDNESDAY, FEB. 1 So I open up my edition of The Maui News this morning and see a giant photo of the gray haired, pale heads of President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert looking like a pawn shop sign. Was that State of the Union thing last night? Amazing how time flies when you’re both scared and infuriated at the federal government. But seriously, do people even still listen to these speeches? Anyway, His Imperial Majesty apparently decreed last night that “we can’t be isolationists,” as though our only options are to conquer countries that don’t agree with us or, as he so wonderfully put it, “surrender to evil.” He also said we’re “addicted to oil” but rejected calls to end the war in Iraq, as though they’re completely unrelated issues. Even Democrats are saying it’s great that he’s saying we need to get started on alternative energy, but no one did back-flips when Jimmy Carter asked for that 30 years ago. Look, Bush says a lot of things. Remember that big mission to Mars we were supposed to start spending billions on? Hell, remember how last year he said he was going to “save” Social Security? Back in 2002, the swine even said “every” wiretap undertaken by the National Security Agency has the backing of a legal warrant. But hey, presidents lie. Bill Clinton lied about getting a blowjob from an intern, George W. Bush lies about destroying our civil liberties and legal protections. Same thing, right? Anyway, he did make it all the way through a speech without using made-up words, so I guess there’s cause for celebration after all.

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SUNDAY, FEB. 5 Spent the afternoon flipping channels between Superbowl XL and the 1994 Alec Baldwin movie The Shadow. Both were equally entertaining.

MONDAY, FEB. 6 Hey, how come the state government’s looking at a $570 million surplus next year, but today’s Honolulu Advertiser has a story about how more than half of the public schools throughout the state are going to have to fire their librarians to save money? Given how government typically handles surplusses, you’d think they’d sack all the librarians.

TUESDAY, FEB. 7 FRIDAY, FEB. 3 Bad, bad news for Congressman Ed Case (D, Hawai’i) and his campaign to unseat incumbent Democratic U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka: according to today’s Honolulu StarBulletin, hugely popular/liberal U.S. Senator Barak Obama (D, Illinois) has thrown his support behind his Senate colleague. Or rather, his spokesman has. “He [Obama] told him [Case] he [Obama again, I think] supports Sen. Akaka completely,” Obama aide Tommy Vietor told the Star-Bulletin. Case responded to the paper by calling the U.S. Senate “a club” in which the members “support each other in primaries.” Shocking—good thing the Democratic Party isn’t like that.

SATURDAY, FEB. 4 After nearly three years, a U.S. District Court judge has finally decided to toss out a wrongful death lawsuit against the County of Maui over the matter of the late Richard Gregory. To recap: while struggling with three police officers on the night of Dec. 2, 2002, Pukalani resident Gregory suffered a heart attack and died. Seven months later, his family sued the county, alleging that officers Edwin Among, Garett Tihada and Nicholas Angell used excessive force in trying to arrest Gregory. Judge Samuel P. King didn’t buy it. “In granting judgment for the County and its police officers, Judge King found that ‘the Officers’ behavior

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Oh, and the Advertiser is reporting today that the state House of Representatives missed payday last Friday for 224 workers there who started last month. Yes, yes, I know there were last minute delays getting the budget approved and all that, but somehow the state Senate made payroll for its clerks and aides. But hey, budgets are mysterious things. Look at the $2.77 trillion monster Bush just proposed—that he can still call himself a “conservative” when lobbing around numbers like that amazes me. Bush says his “budget” will saddle the country with a $201 billion deficit in 2009. Must I point out that in 2001, when Bill Clinton left office, the federal government was running a budget surplus? You people already know that, right? You remember back five years? I thought so. Anthony Pignataro’s latest film, a romantic comedy tentatively titled Romantic Comedy, is due out this spring. MTW

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Katie’s Pet Depot in La Verne, Calif., is one of the few grooming salons in the country for rats, according to an October Associated Press report. A special $10 treatment includes lustrous-coat shampooing, claw-clipping and flea and mite treatment, and employee Karri Garrison said the claw-clipping is the hardest: “They have very small feet.”

China’s Xinhua news agency reported in October that Ai Ai, the veteran chimp at the safari park in Shaanxi province, who is 27 years old and who started smoking cigarette butts at age 11 when her first mate died, has finally kicked her nicotine habit. Zoo officials attributed her success to distractions such as exercise, music (via a Walkman “borrowed” from a keeper), and better food, such as fried dishes and dumplings.

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Selina Valdez, 28, was arrested in January and her suspected partner, Daniel Marquez, 41, was sought by police, on counterfeiting charges in Pueblo, Colo., after police walked into their foul-smelling home. No hoarded animals were present, but according to police, about a week before the arrest, officers had called on the couple, which had then hurriedly flushed the bogus bills down the toilet. After questioning them, police left, but the toilet clogged, and since then, the couple have been relieving themselves into plastic bags that police found strewn about the home.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested in December in Memphis, Tenn., and charged with hiring a hit man to help her kill four people so she could steal a brick of what turned out to be queso fresco cheese. According to police, Booth had seen the large block of crumbly, white, Mexican-cuisine cheese on a table at an acquaintance’s home, thought it was a big pile of cocaine, and devised an elaborate plot to return later, steal it, and kill anyone in the house old enough to testify against her. MTW

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What Governor Linda Lingle said in her Jan. 23, 2006 State of the State Address: “We strengthened our ties to Asia. Our delegation to China and Korea returned with significant agreements covering education and economic development. The businesses that went on the trip already expect to generate more than $100 million in new business.”

What she didn’t say: Those businesses—DFS Hawaii, Ko Olina Resort & Marina, Castle & Cooke, Dole Foods and NCL America— didn’t just go on Lingle’s recent trip to China: they paid for them, according to the Feb. 1, 2006 Honolulu Advertiser. The paper also found out that Ted Liu, Lingle’s economic aide, told at least one company wishing to contribute to a future overseas trip that becoming a “title sponsor” would earn the company special access to VIPs and government leaders. Even Republican state Senate Minority Leader Fred Hemming told the Advertiser that, “There shouldn’t be pay-to-play. I think the wrong impression was left by Ted Liu’s letter.” -Anthony Pignataro

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What it’s like to go on the reality TV show The five girls are lined up in front of a waterfall. They’re all wearing shorts or skirts, matched with a different colored top. A couple look like local girls, others clearly haole. A few are smiling widely and giggling. One tall blonde wearing high heels and a floppy, wide-brimmed hat begins posing like a fashion model. “We just have to switch the green girl to a white shirt and we’d have the Reservoir Dogs cover,” says one of the cameramen. Off to the side, show producers Alex Duda and Jill Mullikan-Bates congratulate themselves over the lineup. “They’re cute!” they say to each other more than once. “She’s a sophisticate,” they say about Angie—the one in the hat. Janice— the girl in the turquoise blouse—is “spunky.” And so on. The director yells “Action,” and the girls walk shoulder to shoulder for about 30 feet, towards a video camera held very close to the ground. They’re done in a few moments. “Tell them to show some attitude!” MullikanBates yells at Chris Lamson, the director. The girls dutifully head back to the waterfall, turn around and do it again. “This is the weirdest part,” Duda tells me. “For the show they’re supposed to forget the cameras are there, but here they have to play to it.” The fourth take seems to go well, with Duda and Mullikan-Bates happy at the “attitude” the girls are showing. But Lamson asks the girls for one more take.

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“One more time, ladies,” he says. “Camera trouble. Welcome to television.” Reality television, to be precise. In midDecember, 2005, the crew of elimiDATE, which bills itself as “America’s Number One Dating Show,” filmed five episodes at the Ka’anapali Beach resorts. Using Maui residents recruited at various nightclubs throughout the island, the shows will air during television’s all-important May Sweeps month, when ratings are tabulated. ElimiDATE, for those who haven’t stayed up until 1 a.m. to watch the program when it airs in Hawai’i on KITV Channel 4, is one of the last

By Anthony Pignataro dating reality shows still in syndication. In contrast to Blind Date, in which host Roger Lodge cracks wise as cameras film a couple going on a first date, elimiDATE is a host-less look at the conflict and confusion usually attractive people go through when deciding who to date. A typical half-hour episode revolves around three guys or girls and a “picker” of the opposite sex. The show will include a mix of interviews, on-camera conversations and footage of activities like dancing, snorkeling, skydiving and—always, always—a jump in the hot tub. Nothing says Great Television better than shirtless studs and bikini hotties flirting in a hot tub. Anyway, after each activity—and a commercial break—the picker will “cut” a member

of the group. This goes on until at the end when he or she is left with, given the show’s limited choices, the best possible date. “A lot of these kids are young,” says Duda, the show’s creator and executive producer. “[But] we’ve had people 60-plus years old. Those people are looking for something. Sometimes [participants] date for a week. We just try to make it funny.”

On Saturday, Dec. 17, 2005, Duda, Mullikan-Bates and the rest of the crew filmed a two-part episode—Show Number 5135—at the Westin Resort in Ka’anapali. Camera crews and participants scattered throughout the resort, but everything was more or less being controlled from the hotel’s Ka’anapali Boardroom, which the producers had dubbed “Base Camp.” Allowed to watch the filming until the “first cut,” I arrive at 10 a.m. The small room is crammed with production assistants, audio/video equipment, a guy checking “pre-interview” video for distortion or audio problems and coolers filled with water, Red Bull, soda, beef jerky, snacks. Sitting at the far wall silently eating crackers is a pretty brunette wearing a beige top and short white skirt. Named Tiffany, she’s eating crackers because she’s apparently suffering from eating bad shellfish the night before. After a while a female production assistant named Alex (the fact that the crew contained two women named Alex didn’t seem to cause

much consternation, at least for the few hours I was there) stops by and gives Tiffany some Pepto-Bismol. A few yards down the hall, Duda and Mullikin-Bates, the show’s senior supervising producer, are relaxing on some stone steps, watching sunburned tourists walk past an elaborate pool. Arguably the program’s two most powerful crewmembers, they don’t seem to have anything to do at the moment. “Did you know Vince Neil is sitting at the bar?” Mullikin-Bates asks me shortly after I arrive. “You can’t miss him—he’s the one with all the tattoos.” I ask them what they look for when recruiting guys and girls to come on the show. “Universally appealing guys,” they say—charismatic, smart, likeable guys with the personality to “drive the date” and “get the girls to open up.” As far as girls are concerned, “more than anything we look for personalities,” says Duda. “We want a mosaic of personalities. We don’t want four cheerleaders. It helps if they’re attractive but it’s not the only criteria.” I tell them that I know Dan, a Lahaina surf instructor recruited to be a picker for the day’s episode. “Tan Dan?” they say. Then they tell me that Dan’s in for a surprise: while he’s been told he’ll be the picker choosing from five girls, another guy named Ken has been told exactly the same thing. Neither Dan nor Ken will find out until they’re introduced to the girls, who incidentally know they’ll all be on a group date

with two guys. Dan and Ken will have to decide amongst themselves which girls to cut. ElimiDATE shot episodes on Maui five years ago, but this is the first time they’ll be using local residents on the show. Duda and MullikinBates tell me they’re planning on filming the five girls and two guys using the Westin’s waterslide, then perhaps playing Frisbee or volleyball on the beach. Finding suitable activities for show participants has always been a challenge. Duda and Mullikin-Bates say a previous episode in which the participants went skydiving was problematic—“They just jumped out of a plane together and now they have to cut someone,” says Duda. “We’re in the fifth season now. We’re trying to shake it up a bit.” Filming in Phoenix, they organized a “Mr. Phoenix Pageant” for one show. They’re also planning an arc of shows called “Geek Week,” says Mullikin-Bates. “All the guy pickers are, you know, nerds,” she says. “It’s fulfilling a fantasy.” “It’s a public service,” jokes Duda. “We’re love brokers,” jokes M-B. “Our themes come out of our people,” says Duda. “When the guy said he didn’t go to his prom, we said, ‘Let’s do that…’ It’s so cast-driven. “We had one picker, he was so cute,” she continues. “I don’t know what was up, but halfway through he said he didn’t want to go on. Girls were putting suntan lotion on him, and he got uncomfortable and walked off—I know! The girls followed him. He went into the men’s room, and they were telling him, ‘Please come back.’ He runs and scales a 10-foot fence. We’d only shot one round. So we all went to a bar and found another guy. If something goes wrong, you turn it into television.”

A few minutes later show director Chris Lamson stops by the stairwell to tell Duda and Mullikin-Bates about Ken, a construction worker who moved to Maui from Pittsburgh two months earlier, who’ll serve as the other picker for the day’s show. “He’s very excited to be on the show,” says Lamson. “He thinks all of his dreams are coming true.” They all laugh. Then Lamson says they’re getting ready to film the “B-roll” (non-audio) footage of the girls at the waterfall, then walks off, leaving the three of us with still nothing to do at the stairwell. Duda and Mullikin-Bates tell me repeatedly that usual production delays never take this long, but where television shows are concerned, standing around and waiting is often the order of the day. Duda, an Emmy-winning producer who helped create E! Network’s Talk Soup and Wild On programs, says she came up with the original elimiDATE idea five years ago while trying to figure out why a cheerleader she knew in high school was so popular with the guys. “Every guy wanted her,” she says. “She had a power none of us could understand. She had good hair, but she was just a normal girl.” Eventually we all get the word that they’re ready to shoot what will eventually be five takes of the show’s brief intro at the waterfall. I’m surprised to see Tiffany taking part,

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but she seems fine. Later, back near the staircase where I first met Duda and Mullikin-Bates, Lamson has the girls line up for the all-important scenes where Dan and Ken meet the girls. A few yards off to one side, Dan is standing with Steve, his personal assistant for the day. Steve has him standing with his back to the girls. “Okay, you want to know what’s really going to happen?” Steve asks Dan, who’s wearing jeans and a t-shirt. “We’ve matched you up with five post-op transsexuals.” As Dan stands there laughing at Steve’s joke, throngs of hotel guests stand around watching Ken—clad in a black tank, black shorts, sneakers and beanie—gets introduced on camera to the five girls. After a few moments, Steve tells Dan it’s time for him to meet the girls. Dan walks over, immediately notices Ken, and goes through the introduction motions. Duda and Mullikin-Bates, standing behind the cameras, are fascinated as the two guys— Dan the local “player” and Ken the recent transplant—awkwardly but politely take measure of each other. After a few minutes Lamson has enough footage of seven beautiful people eyeballing each other and wraps the scene. It’s time to head to head to the swimming pool to prepare for the big waterslide scene—Lamson says the five girls and two guys will all ride down the waterslide, then the two guys will swim off to the side and “make the cut.” Walking along the edge of the pool, one guest looks up at Ken. “That’s a big guy,” he says. While waiting for the crew to get situated not far from the slide, someone hands Dan a release form to sign in case he’s injured going down the waterslide—an activity hundreds of Westin guests partake in every day. “This is hilarious,” says Dan as a Maui County lifeguard tasked to follow the elimiDATE casts and crew throughout their island adventure looks on. Lamson walks over and asks him how he feels about having to compete with a second picker. “He’s a big guy,” Dan says more than once. “You don’t have to fight him,” says Lamson.

The next scene is crucial. It shouldn’t take much more than a couple minutes of airtime, but it will show the five girls and two guys getting to know each other, as well as establish each participant’s personalities for the viewers at home. With hotel guests kept away by production assistants— most of which live locally and only worked for the show the week it shot on Maui—Lamson asks the cast to sit on lounge chairs in a U, with the guys at the base and girls on either side. As they sit down, Dan guides participant Jamie in, holding her hand lightly. “He’s already working it!” Duda tells me happily. The cameras start rolling. In a stilted, queasy way, the participants both try to get to know each other and try to show off for the TV audience at home. “What did they feed you?” Dan asks of Ken. A few moments later, when he describes himself as “kind of a player,” the producers smile brightly.

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“They’re so cute,” says Duda. “I love how different they are.” The conversation is wild and uneven. “We can buy a pig and cook it in the ground,” says Ken. “I’ve seen ‘em do it.” They talk about where they came from. At one point they mention Vegas. “The only machine I won in Vegas was the ATM machine,” jokes Ken. Lamson stops filming. The participants are talking easily enough now, but it’s not going anywhere. The producers tell the girls and pickers to think of what they really want to say because they’re running out of time. “Sometimes the prettiest girl is cut in Round One and you can’t believe it,” Duda tells me. “It’s because she didn’t say anything. People forget that it’s a game and they just get into a conversation.” They start filming again. Jamie, who’s leaning into the group in a way that shows off the substantial tattoo she has on her shoulder, says she’d like to have a few drinks before doing anything. That prompts Tiffany, who’d

who drops her shorts. As the participants are stripping on camera, Tiffany suddenly blurts out that she’s not going on the waterslide. The rest of the cast asks why, but she steadfastly insists she’s not going in the water. Lamson tells the camera operators to stop filming. A crowd of producers and assistants gather around Tiffany, asking why she doesn’t want to go down the slide. The rest of the cast stands around for a while. One camera operator heads to the pool, where he’ll get in the water and film the guys and girls as they finish their ride down the slide. Finally everyone agrees that Tiffany will just wait for the rest of the group at the edge of the pool. The afternoon sun starts burning, so Duda, Mullikin-Bates and I sip ice water at a poolside bar while the rest of the cast and crew get situated. Finally it’s time to film the cast members slide into the pool. The lifeguard positions himself near the slide’s end, and they all start sliding down. As they gather at the bottom,

As the participants are stripping on camera, Tiffany suddenly blurts out that she’s not going on the waterslide. The rest of the cast asks why, but she steadfastly insists she’s not going in the water. been mostly silent, to ask why she needs to do that. Somehow they end up joking about partying naked. “People know me as ‘the entertainment,’” says Amanda. Lamson starts interrupting, yelling out for this person or that person to say why they’re attractive. “I’m trying to set up the cut,” he tells Duda. “It’s hard because they’re such a big group,” Duda tells me. This goes on and on. I begin wondering how much of this will end up in the episode. Lamson yells “Cut” and production assistants remove everyone’s microphone. Using boom mikes, they’ll now film the transition between the conversation and the waterslide—in other words, the part where the guys and girls strip on camera down to their swimsuits. After Lamson tells everyone what they have to do and yells “Action,” someone says they want to jump in the water. Dan plays off that by saying he saw a waterslide nearby. Ken heartily agrees, says that they should all go, then he gets up and walks away from the group. Lamson stops filming. They’re not set up to film the group walk away, and he repeats that he wants them to mention the waterslide, then get up and strip off their clothes. That’s it. The cameras start rolling again. This time Jamie says they should go, then takes off her shirt. The rest strip, but Jamie is the only girl

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the producers tell them to swim over to yet another nearby waterfall. The guys and girls— minus Tiffany—happily frolic under the pouring chlorinated water. The producers go crazy over the shot, but the noise of the water makes it impossible to film. They talk about transferring the group to another, quieter pool and pretending it’s the same pool. Someone asks whether the Westin will just turn off the waterfall. As everyone darts around trying to figure out how to film the sequence where Dan and Ken cut the first girl, Mullikin-Bates comes up to me. “Who do you think they’re going to cut?” she asks me. “Tiffany,” I say without hesitation. “She didn’t go down the slide. She doesn’t want to continue.” Mullikin-Bates nods. But I’m wrong: Tiffany cuts herself, saying she doesn’t feel good after eating bad shellfish the night before. “It would have been nice to get a conference [between Dan and Ken],” Duda says after hearing the news. “We’ve had shows where both girls cut themselves at the end. You shoot 700 of these things, everything happens. [Tiffany] says she’s not feeling well, so that’s okay.” The scene of Tiffany cutting herself is simple: with the rest of the cast floating in the pool, she walks to the edge, tells them she’s just not into it anymore and walks off. Lamson manages to film the scene in just two takes. MTW

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I’ve always thought of eating as a sensual experience. That scene in 9 1/2 Weeks with Mickey Rourke feeding jalapeno peppers to a blindfolded Kim Basinger on the kitchen floor? That’s my kind of meal. I’m also fascinated by the idea of aphrodisiacs, or food purported to elicit sexual desire. But science—fuddy-duddy party-pooper that it is— pretty much killed that notion by exposing the truth behind such aphrodisiacal folly as “Spanish Fly” and powdered rhino horn. Cold reasonists conclude that it’s all in our heads. But isn’t that where sex starts? Other alleged aphrodisiacs: chocolate, asparagus, basil, chiles, coffee, strawberries, grapes, peaches, bananas, honey, cucumbers, artichoke, black beans, oysters, rosemary, edible flowers, pine nuts, avocado, libations, figs, a quail egg in your beer and unbelievably, onions.

WHERE TO GET IT If it’s likely you’ll be dining out this Valentine’s Day, keep your eye out for dishes that will contribute favorably to the rest of your evening. Although with the right company, any meal can be provocative: Mexican food will heat you up, Asian fare and Spanish tapas warrant sharing, fresh seafood leaves you energized and Italian cuisine is generally accompanied by romantic background music. And if it’s romantic ambience you’re looking for, a beachside table at Pacific’O (505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341) is where you might want to share a plate of Shiso Spicey Tuna ($14)—fresh sashimi ahi seared rare and served with the also aptly named Miso Honey Sauce. Or venture up to the nook of Hali’imaile General Store (900 Hali’imaile Rd., 572-2666) and make googoo-eyes at each other over a Brie and Grape Quesadilla ($9) with basil pesto and sweet pea guacamole. Single people deserve love too, and we

can get it in the form of Roy’s (4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999; or 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120) stupendous Chocolate Souffle ($9), while sipping on a delish Espresso Martini or glass of wine at the bar and served by perpetually charming bartenders. Other romantic eateries: Café des Amis (Paia), Vino (Kapalua), Café o’Lei (Kihei), Hula Grill (Ka’anapali), Casanova (Makawao), Sarento’s (Kihei), Lahaina Grill rooftop, Mama’s Fish House (Kuau), Ferraro’s (Four Seasons Wailea), Manana Garage (Kahului), A Saigon Café (Wailuku), Gerard’s (Lahaina) and your house.

GETTING IT AT HOME However, if your idea of a romantic evening is one spent in bed, nothin’ says lovin’ like a little body butter for dessert. At the Love Shack (Kihei Kalama Village, 875-0303), you’ll also find Chocolate Fantasy Body Topping ($14.95) or Kama Sutra Honey Dust ($27.95). Lahaina Lingerie (129 Lahainaluna Rd., 661-3117) stocks your edible thongs and undies, and passionfruit flavored massage oil, all reasonably priced between $5 and $10. Or if you’re more into flavored lubes, Paradise Spice (1010 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 249-2449) has a large section devoted to ‘em, as well as Aphrodisiac Oils ($12.95) in Cherries Jubilee, Raspberry Sorbet and more. If you’d like to make a meal out of something other than your lover, I’ve also included a recipe below. Bon Apetit!

RECIPE FOR SEXCESS Honey-drenched Figs (from Intercourses, an aphrodisiac cookbook by Martha Hopkins and Randall Lockridge): “Grill eight figs over a low heat until heated through, turning occasionally. Warm 1/4 cup honey. Place the figs on individual serving plates, drizzle with enough honey to lightly coat figs, and top with two tablespoons finely chopped pecans. Warm, juicy, drippy, sticky. Ineffably decadent. Use only with experienced lovers.” MTW

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Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. Mo-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. Mo-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. Mo-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. Su-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., FrSa 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Japanese. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2492420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. 6 a.m.-10 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, TuTh 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Fr-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine, delicious noodle dishes. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6 a.m.-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. 12 p.m.-3 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

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FEBRUARY 9, 2006

DININGLISTINGS Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m., 5 p.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches, ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily from 6 a.m.8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around. Open 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

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Blackened Ahi . . . . . . . . . . .12.00

Margaritas & Mai-Tais

Shrimp Cocktail . . . . . . . . . .9.00

Tuesday

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Quesadilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5.00 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . .6.50 Chicken Fingers . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

Blue Hawaii Island Blue Lemonade Stella Blue Martini

Wednesday Captain Morgan & Malibu Rum Mixed with soda or juices

Thursday

French Fries . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50

All Well Drinks

Chips & Salsa . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50

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Ceasar Salad . . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . .6.00

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Onion Rings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

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Homestyle New American Comfort Food

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TueSat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

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DININGLISTINGS Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. MonSun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open MonFri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 6697499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., Fr-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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Happy V-Day! Tuesday, 7 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC room and there’s toilet paper stuck to her shoe, you stop her and help her. You DO NOT let her walk out of that restroom to cross a busy restaurant back to her table where her date is waiting so that she can feel mortified when she finally notices the two-ply on her stilettos. Not cool. In this spirit, I was delighted to find that we’ll be having V-Day—a global movement to stop violence against women and girls. V-Day promotes creative events to increase awareness, raise money and revitalize the spirit of existing anti-violence organizations, generating broader attention for the fight to stop violence against women and girls, including rape, battery, incest and female genital mutilation. And it’s the perfect opportunity for us ladies to partake in the essence of sisterhood. As for you fellas—you can never learn too much when it comes to us chicks so put on your learning cap and embrace the V—Day, that is. Tickets: $25. Call 242-7469. [HEIDI KING]

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Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at Iao Theater [MUSIC/CULTURAL/TRIBUTE] Presented by the Arts Education for Children Group as part of the celebration for Black History Month, this tribute to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. will feature the sounds of gospel, reggae, rock, jazz, blues, spoken word and poetry. Directed by Ayin Adams, an award-winning poet, playwright and filmmaker, and stars Kelly Covington as Mahalia Jackson and Bryant Neal as Dr. King. Yolanda King (daughter of Martin Luther King, Jr.) will make a special guest appearance opening night. Also featuring: Nara Boone, Marty Dread, Vernelle Edwards, Jeanette Hablewitz, Makamae Murray, Terence Lowry, Bonnie Newman, Earl Sundance, Windcloud, Robin Youngblood, Ayin Adams and more. Tickets available at If The Shoe Fits (249-9710), Vegas Hair (249-2382), Squeaky’s Family Restaurant (244-4100) and Island Roots (579-9007). Tickets: adults $15, seniors $10, keiki $5. Call 667-2805.

Marley Fest Spotlight: Inna Vision Sunday, 5 p.m. at A&B Amphitheater, MACC [REGGAE] What do you call a Hawaiian girl without a boyfriend? Brah-less. What do you call a surfer without a girlfriend? Homeless. What do you call six local braddahs playing straight old roots-styley music and makin’ it sound cherry? Inna Vision. This group of 20-somethings—Cody “Koko” Nemit (vocals), Curtis “Mr.83” Helm (vocals), David Bailey (drums), Jason Pokipala (guitar), Rojah Mon (Keyboard) and Koa Lopes (bass)—has only been together for about seven months but they’ve already played with Alpha Blondy and even opened for Midnite on their very first show. Nemit and Lopes had been jammin’ together for years until last summer, when they decided it was time to start a new project. So Lopes gathered up the rest of the fellas based on their raw talent as well as their passion for the music. According to him, “It’s conscious roots music. We have songs about love, everyone can relate to love. There are some militant style rebel songs as well, about life’s struggles.” Inna Vision doesn’t want to sound like anyone else, that’s why they manage themselves and play either their own originals or covers of old, old roots tunes that you won’t be hearing on the radio. But how do six people just cruise together, problem free? “It’s not for the fame. It’s not for the chicks. We’re all just here for the music. We all share the same vision. That’s why we’re Inna Vision”, says Koa. So what lies ahead for the band? They’d like to make it big enough to play at Reggae on the River. And this summer they’ll be making their CD of all original tracks straight from Lopes’ studio, Cultural Vision Maui. Until then, catch ‘em live at the Bob Marley fest this Sunday, at Unisan (March 10) or Lahaina Civic (April 1). And if you want a sample disc, they sometimes have them so you should definitely ask. Lopes’s been known to get one out of his own car stereo to hook a fan up. The second annual Marley Fest ’06, a celebration of the life and music of Bob Marley, is featuring Gregory Isaacs & the Live Wyya Band, Morgan Heritage, Ooklah the Moc, Inna Vision and more. Gates open at 4 p.m. Tickets: $26 advance, $31 day of show. Call 242-7469. [HEIDI KING]

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Night to Remember Sunday, 6:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m. at Hapa’s in Kihei [MUSICAL FUNDRAISER] Now this is how you do a big fundraiser for the Maui Food Bank. The night starts at 6:30 with the Mercaba Fire Dancers, Salsa Dance by Jose Perez & Elian and African Dance by what the promoters are calling a “surprise guest.” Then Scott Huckabay performs. Then DJ Decka does his thing. DJ Durty and Chrystalline come on after 9. DJ Louie “The Mole” Morales closes out the night. Oh, and there’ll be live drumming and go-go dancers, too. Did I mention that Horhito’s will be providing food until 9? I know it’s asking a lot to go, but it’s for the Maui Food Bank. Admission to the entire show is just $10 or $5 and three canned food items. And please, bring good canned food—no stewed tomatoes or prunes or any of that nonsense you used to do in school. For more information call 879-9001. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Sounds of Canada Wednesday, 7 p.m. at Mulligans on the Blue [MUSIC] I’ve never been to that great northern land where people say “aboot” and “eh?” But I have heard the tremolo and wail of the Canadian Common Loon. It’s a haunting, eerie sound that’s often described as “insane laughter.” So what exactly do four singer/songwriter chicks from Canada sound like? “We’re all about big voices, four-part harmony, great songs, dorky banter and big attitude,” says Erin Smith who, along with Janine Stoll, Melissa McClelland and Lisa Winn, comprise Ladybird Sideshow (pictured left). Right, so less eerie. Got it. Actually, the Ladybird Sideshow is a sort of smorgasbord of musical feminine wizardry: “Beautiful harmonies, heart-wrenching lullabies, driving rock tunes, cabaret oddities, countrytinged warbles, rippin’ funk, and everything in between,” states their website. Or as one fan put, “…the Ladybirds can really get inside the music of your life, no matter what you’re usually into. And once they’re there, you don’t ever want them too far away. I can’t wait to see what they’ve got in store.” Funny how anticipation translates so well in other languages. Even Canadian. For info, call 874-1131.

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involved than he expected by be-friending the murderer. Moral dilemmas galore! 110 min. (HK) THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA - (PG) - ActionAdventure, Fantasy - This story follows the exploits in World War II England of four Pevensie siblings who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of “hide and seek.” Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch. 140 min. (Kimberly L. Welch) END OF THE SPEAR - (PG13) - Drama - Okay, so another “based on a true story” movie. This one is where some missionaries go to help an Amazon tribe. The tribesmen kill them and later one finds himself involved with the family of one of the missionaries. Twisted. 112 min. (HK) GLORY ROAD - (PG) - Sports, Drama - Just in time for March Madness, this is the story of Texas Western College, the first school in college basketball history to field five African-American starters, and the troubles they encountered on their way to the NCAA finals. Stars Josh Lucas and Derek Luke. 106 min. (AP) GOOD NIGHT & GOOD LUCK - PG - Drama Written, directed and starring George Clooney. A chronicle of 1950’s real life conflict between newsman Edward R. Murrow and Senator Joseph McCarthy. This is during the Communist black listing period so it’s pretty hectic stuff. Also stars Jeff Daniels. And, it’s in black & white! 90min. (HK) HOODWINKED - (PG) - Animation, Family - Everyone remembers the story of Red Riding Hood, right? So this movie starts where the story ends. The police come and all the characters are questioned. Then comes the guessing game of figuring out what really happened. It looks cute. 81 min. (HK) KING KONG - (PG13) - Action-Adventure - In a massive jungle on Skull Island, prehistoric creatures have been protected and hidden for millions of years. But a group of nosy filmmakers discover a giant gorilla so, of course, they have to go on a great-ape search. Their greedy quest puts them up against not only Kong but his dinosaur enemies, too. Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. 187 min. (KLW) THE LAST HOLIDAY - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama Queen Latifah plays a quiet and reserved woman who, upon a visit to the doctor, thinks she only has three weeks to live. This news pushes her to take risks she normally wouldn’t. Also stars LL Cool J. 108 min. (HK) THE MATADOR - (R) - Drama, Thriller - Okay, it’s supposed to be a drama thriller, but it looks like they want to be a comedy. I don’t know. It’s Pierce Brosnan as a hitman who’s kind of over his job. He, by chance, makes friends with a regular Joe played by Greg Kinnear. When the hitman finds himself in a sticky situation, he goes to his new friend for help. 96 min. (HK) MATCH POINT - (R) - Drama, Thriller - A guy (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) marries a lovely young lady (Emily Mortimer) who happens to come from a filthy rich family. Everything is picturesque...until he meets and becomes enchanted by another woman (Scarlett Johansson). Then the scandolous activity begins. I can’t tell if this one is going to be like Fatal Attraction or something more original. Written and directed by Woody Allen. 124 min. (HK) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA - (PG13) - Drama - Based on the bestselling book by Arthur Golden about the journey of a peasant girl into one of Japan’s most notorious geishas. As long as you don’t think too much about the implications of the actresses not being Japanese, the movie is entertaining in that Hollywoodepic kind of way. The cinematography and costumes are predictably gorgeous, and the villainess is deli-

5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER RENT - (PG-13) - Drama, Musical - Rosario Dawson, Taye Diggs and many of the original cast members of the multiple Tony Award winning musical bring this revolutionary rock opera about artists striving for success who "measure their lives in love" to the Big Screen in what The Hollywood Reporter called "One of the best film musicals in years—exuberant, sexy and life-affirming in equal measure." "The movie is literally a series of show stoppers, unified by the impulse to turn life into a rhapsody of the everyday" (Entertainment Weekly). 130 min.

New This Week CURIOUS GEORGE - (G) - Animation, Family How cute is this? Jack Johnson does all of the songs and Will Ferrell, Drew Barrymore and Dick Van Dyke are the main voices. As if the little monkey needed any help getting cuter! That is just frickin’ precious. Oh yeah, you know who Curious George is, right? The monkey that gets in trouble all of the time. Think back, you grew up on this stuff. 82 min. (Heidi King) FINAL DESTINATION 3 - (R) - Thriller, Horror Follows the same storyline as the first two. High school girl predicts a tragic rollercoaster accident, and it happens. The people she convinced to not ride the ride now have to try and cheat death. 92 min. (HK) FIREWALL - (R) - Action, Thriller - Harrison Ford stars as the loving husband and father who just happens to work at a huge bank and is the software creator. Paul Bettany plays the villain that kidnaps Ford’s family in order to rob the bank. Although we’ve seen this formula before, this film looks like a good one. 100 min. (HK) PINK PANTHER - PG - Comedy - Steve Martin plays well-to-do Inspector Clouseau. The Pink Panther is an amazing diamond that has been stolen and the Inspector, through “unintentional” slapstick comedy and dumb luck, is trying to catch the culprit. Don’t forget about his hilarious accent. 92 min. (HK)

Now Showing ANNAPOLIS - (PG-13) - Drama - Ever see Richard Gere and Lou Gossett, Jr. in An Officer and a Gentleman? Cool, then you don’t have to see this rip-off, about a young bad boy (James Franco) who tries to find out if he measures up at the U.S. Naval Academy. 108 min. (Anthony Pignataro) BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 - (PG13) - Comedy Martin Lawrence is back wearing the fat suit, once again needing to go deep undercover for the F.B.I. Isn’t it amazing how all a man needs to do is dress up like a woman in the movies, and all of a sudden he can run faster than a speeding bullet, leap over buildings in a single bound and kick just about anyone’s ass? Incredible. 99 min. (HK) BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - (R) - Drama, Romance, Western - Two cowboys work together, then become friends... and more? See how they deal with the blind hatred of society over a span of like 20 years. 134 min. (HK) CAPOTE - (R) - Drama - The Hollywood version of the true story of writer Truman Capote. In 1959, a family was murdered in a small Kansas town. Capote was sent to write a piece for The New Yorker magazine and ended up getting more

ciously wicked. 145 min. (Samantha Campos) MUNICH - (R) - Set in the aftermath of the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics, story follows a secret Israeli squad assigned to track down and kill the 11 Palestinians suspected to have planned the Munich attack--and the personal toll this mission of revenge takes on the team and the man who led it. 164 min. (KLW) NANNY MCPHEE - (PG) - Family, Comedy - Think ugly Mary Poppins, except with Emma Thompson in the lead role. Pretty routine stuff, really—nanny checks in, uses magic to tame naughty brats—but Thompson is also one of the screenwriters, so there might be something to it. Also stars Colin Firth. 88 min. (AP) THE NEW WORLD - PG13 - Adventure, Drama - One of the most famous romances of all time, John Smith and Pocahontas. I highly doubt Smith was as hot as Colin Farrell though. You all know the story, I just hope that it’s more historically correct than the Disney version. 150 min. (HK) SYRIANA - (R) - Thriller - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this tense political thriller which unfolds against the backdrop of the global oil industry. From the filmmakers that brought us Traffic. 123 min. (HK) UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION - (R) - Action-Horror - This sequel to 2003’s Underworld promises to be, at the very least, loaded with lots of bloody-blockbustin’ action, and well, sexy, sultry eye candy—in that dark and tormented, wicked kind of way! Kate Beckinsale stars as the vampy-vixen Selene, the vampire heroine who realized in the prequel she was fighting against the wrong evil. But with hybrid Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman) at her side, they battle against this ancient war between vampire and lycan (werewolf), in a romance as forbidden as the hybrid himself. Oh, the agony! The heartache! The torture of being a vam—I mean lyca—er...hmm. 106 min. (Tallia Monterroso) WHEN A STRANGER CALLS - PG13 - Horror, Thriller - Remake of the 1979 movie that spawned one of my favorite urban legends. A babysitter keeps getting creepy calls, repeatedly being asked if she’s checked the children. Normally I wouldn’t put any expectations on a horror movie with a piddly little PG13 rating, but this one actually looks pretty freaky. (HK)

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KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Big Momma’s House 2 - PG13 - Th only (1:30), 4:45, 7:55 Final Destination 3 - R - Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:15, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:45 Firewall - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 7, 9:20, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:30 Memoirs of a Geisha - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:15, 7:30 Pink Panther - PG - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:30, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 8 Underworld: Evolution - R - Th only (1:15), 4:30, 8 When a Stranger Calls - PG13 - Th (1:45), 5, 7:45, Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:35, Su-W (1:45), 5, 8:05

658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Big Momma’s House 2 - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4), 7, 9:15, Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Pink Panther - PG - Fr, M-W (1:30, 4), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4, 7, 9:15 Underworld: Evolution - R - Th only (1:30, 4:15), 6:45, 9 When a Stranger Calls - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4), 7, 9:15, F, M-W (2, 4:30), 6:45, 9, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 6:45, 9

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Love & the Mix Tape A compilation of local artists’ favorite love songs Mix tapes tell your friends, relatives and that one guy you think is cute in third period gym who you are and how you feel about them. Of course, now we have CD’s, MP3’s, and iPOD playlists to satisfy our romantic musical yearnings. But nothing can replace the heart and soul we put into making a lo-fi mix tape. Anyway, here’s what some Maui musicians would put on theirs.

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“Embraceable You” by Ella Fitzgerald Angela Benoit, vocalist of Benoit Jazz Works: So beautiful, so romantic. I made a tape with 11 love songs on it for my husband Phil (eight years ago for our 11th wedding anniversary) and that song was the first one I put on it. In fact, we recorded this song on our latest CD, A Man and a Woman.

“I’d Die Without You” by P.M. Dawn Marty Dread, Reggae Ambassador: There are so many memories associated with this one. Every time there’s been a deep connection with me and someone, this song shows up in some form—whether it’s at a bar or on TV. It’s that whole “without you, there’s no me” sentiment. It’s a bit idealistic, romantic—and it’s the song for me.

“Holding Back the Years” by Simply Red Elan Rae, percussionist: [singing] “I’ll keeeeep hooolding on…” I’m hopelessly, romantically depressed when I’m really in love. And I get emotionally bundled up—I’d probably put this song on a mix tape and it would have some misconstrued meaning but that’s just me. Anyway, this song makes me feel mushy inside.

“For All We Know” by Donny Hathaway Gene Argel, jazz vocalist/keyboardist: This song is so beautiful. To say it’s “soulful” is not good enough. The words are so touching. It’s about illusion and reality, or the idea that love is real for the moment and everything else is an illusion. Or I might pick a classical song, like [Samuel Barber’s] “Adagio for Strings”—it’s so powerful, so emotional, it just

“My My My” by Johnny Gill Kanoa, vocalist / guitarist / drummer / beatboxer of Gomega: This song’s about appreciating the person you love. It makes me feel blessed being a man loving women. It’s also about being intimate and telling them what you want—women like that. They don’t always like surprises, sometimes it’s sexier to tell them what you’re going to do, like, “it’s all for you.”

“Hey” by The Pixies Erin Smith, vocalist/guitarist: It’s kinda creepy but also a very sexy, couple-y kind of song. It’s dirty-sexy—Frank Black’s a bit esoteric and there’s this whole sort of motif of people being chained together—but it’s also just… pretty.

“Put It In Your Mouth” by NWA DJ Rainbow: I love the words. It’s all about licking it, sucking it, dipping it, tasting it—it’s hilarious. No, I haven’t put it on a mix tape yet but I’m gonna for Valentine’s Day. You’ve inspired me!

“Start All Over” by Voodoo Suns Anastasia Gilliam, vocalist of the Voodoo Suns: Can I pick one of my own songs? This is about a couple deciding to either give in to their differences or deciding to love each other and start over again. It’s on our CD, Songs from the Haleakala Kitchen. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Harper’s Fundraiser - Thursday (tonight!). Get motivated and do a good deed! Harper Gray Scott, a 3month-old girl, is in dire need of a heart operation in the immediate future. She’s been diagnosed with Congenitive Heart Failure and needs to have repaired the hole that separates the left from the right side of her middle heart. Auction, pupus and then DJs and dancing. Silent auction from 7-9 p.m., DJs 9 p.m.close, Waveriders, Lahaina, 283-2254. Youssoupha Sidibe - Friday. His instrument is the kora, a traditional African 21-stringed harp played with both hands. The kora is used by the Griots who are the storytellers and keepers of the oral traditions. Youssoupha is an authentic master of Kora and began his serious training at age 15. He plays original songs in his mother tongue as well as in English. Tickets: $12. 8 p.m., Mandala Ethnic Arts, Paia, 579-9555. The Dream is Alive - Friday-Saturday. Celebrate Black History Month with a musical tribute to Dr. Martin Luther King. A special opening night appearance by Yolanda King, daughter of Martin Luther King. Tickets: $15, $10, $5. 7:30 p.m., Iao Theater, 6672805. Keali’i Reichel - Friday-Saturday. This Maui-born musician holds a permanent place in Hawaiian music history, with phenomenal success both locally and internationally. He has been awarded a dozen Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, been nominated for a Grammy Award and tours throughout the US and Japan. Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Marley Fest ‘06 - Sunday. The time has come, my little ones, to pay tribute to Bob Marley. Live performances by Gregory Isaacs and Morgan Heritage, Ooklah The Moc, Inna Vision and more. Let’s get together and feel alright. Tickets: $31, $26. 5 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Aegis Band w/Manel & A2C - Tuesday. Chart-topping Filipino group of five girls and a guy who have been touring and recording for 10 years. Aegis means “shield” or “protection”—a feeling the group hope to give their young “pinoy” listeners. Tickets: $75, $50, $25. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

TICKETS ON SALE Kronos Quartet - Feb. 16. Kronos has pursued a singular artistic vision for almost 30 years, combining a spirit of fearless exploration with a commitment to expanding the range and context of the string quartet. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Congolese Dance & Drum Workshop - Feb. 1626. Take part in the daily dance, drum and song classes, scope out the crafts for sale, or simply make it a vacation. Tickets: $750-$60. Price depends on length of stay and involvement in classes. Camp Keanae, www.congorhythyms.org, 573-4269 or 575-2127. David Ward - Feb. 17. Dancing Through Life: A Choreographic Retrospective. This once-only concert features all the athleticism, passion and unforgettable images of an award-winning artist who has inspired dance throughout Hawaii. Tickets: $28, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Da Braddahs - Feb. 17. You’ve seen them on their show, “Da Braddahs and Friends,” now James Roche and Tony Silva are bringin’ on their crazy act! 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. “Daddy’s Dyin’ Who’s Got the Will?” - Feb. 17Mar. 5. A fast paced comedy that will have you roaring one minute and touched the next, with Broadway director Terry Berliner. Tickets: $18, $16. Sun $12. Fri. & Sat. at 7:30pm. Sun.at 5pm. Iao Theater, 242-6969. “A Village Fable” - Feb. 17-Mar. 5. A musical drama about three souls who are shunned for being different. They each find themselves fighting a villain as well as their own dark sides. Tickets: $18, $12. 7:30 p.m. Fri. & Sat. and 2 p.m. Sun. Steppingstone Playhouse in Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 244-8760. Hot Tuna with Jorma Kaukonen & Jack Casady - Feb. 19. An all acoustic tour with

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Rock’N’Roll Hall of Famers Kaukonen and Casady, to celebrate the compelling mixture of rock, blues, folk and country influences that have distinguished the sound of Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna for three decades. Tickets: $40. $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Nrityagram Dance Eensemble of India - Feb. 23. The uses of martial arts, western contemporary aesthetics, traditionally elaborate movements, and stunning costumes make for a landmark presentation of a classical art from India. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ulua - Feb. 23-26. A musical comedy that tells the story of a Honolulu boy who comes to Maui to escape the rat race and find the meaning of life. He thinks he found it while fishing…until his, “opihi girlfriend,” shows up on the scene. With local music, pole fishing and plenny pidgin. Tickets: $20. Thu.-Sat. 7:30 p.m., Sun 2 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Dueling Pianists - Feb. 25. Kevin Krohn and Ronnie Shelton, famous for their sing-along clap-along brand of entertainment, will be the featured attraction at the West Maui Carden Academy’s Fool’n Piano Gala, an annual fund-raising benefit.. Tickets: $100. 6:30 p.m. Grand Ballroom of Ka’anapali’s Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, 667-0442. Dirty Dozen Brass Band & Dixie Hummingbirds - Mar. 2. The legendary Dirty Dozen have been combining the brass band tradition and jazz funeral dirges of New Orleans with elements of funk, blues, rock and jazz for audiences around the world for over 25 years. The Grammy-winning Dixie Hummingbirds formed in 1928 and is now on its third generation of players! Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Land Trust Lu’au - Mar. 4. The 5th annual, “Buy Back The Beach,” event. Created by a handful of volunteers in response to the increasing threat of coastal development, the land trust now has hundreds of supporters and volunteers of all ages and backgrounds. Tickets: $800, $100. Old Lahaina Lu’au, 244-5263. Spanish Harlem Orchestra - Mar. 4. Dedicated to preserving the vital history of classic Latin dance orchestras as well as producing new music for today’s audiences, Spanish Harlem Orchestra was founded five years ago by salsa giant Oscar Hernandez. The rave reviews are in, and the band won the 2005 Grammy Award for Best Salsa. Album. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Sunset Whale Watch Cruise - Mar. 5. A benefit for the newly formed non-profit organization, “House of New Life” that was created to bring hope and a future to teens whose lives have been wrecked by drugs, alcohol and abuse. The cruise features pupus and live entertainment. Tickets: $40. 4:45-7 p.m., Lahaina Harbor, 281-8163, or email shimodoi@juno.com. Ballet Folklorico De Philipinas - Mar. 10. From the ritual dances of the mountain dwellers of Luzon to the folk dances of Mindanao, Ballet Folklorico seeks to preserve, develop and celebrate the multicultural marriage of ancient tribal customs with Hispanic traditions. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom & the Maui Pops Orchestra - Mar. 11. An enthralling contemporary interpreter of female ha’i (falsetto) singing, Amy Gilliom has been widely praised for breathing new life into an old Hawaiian tradition. Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Garth Fagan Dance Company - Mar. 16. Renowned for individuality, unmannered approach and virtuosity, these dancers are “fearless too: able to sustain long adagio balances, to change direction in midair, to vary the dynamic of a turn, to stop on a dime." (Ballet Review). Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Matato`a - Mar. 18. From Rapa Nui (Easter Island), they’ve come together as a family group to promote the music, dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in a way that would inspire younger generations and rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. UB40 - Mar. 19. Reggae music, can’t refuse it! Who

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hasn’t heard one of their songs?! It’s time to witness them in live action! Last year the show sold out, so...you know what that means! Tickets: $40, $35. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Na Palapalai - Mar. 24. The trio of ‘ukulele, bass and guitar is comprised of Kuana Torres, Kehau Tamure and Keao Costa, who learned music from their families and kupuna, and bring their own original stylings to the traditional falsetto sound of ha‘i. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. 311 - Mar. 26. This dynamic Omaha-bred, Los Angelesbased rapcore/punk/rock/reggae/ska group that has sold over seven million albums in the U.S. alone. C’mon! Show ‘em that you’ve always been down. Tickets: $43, $38. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Rowan Brothers & Hula Honeys - Mar. 31. The Rowan Brothers have delighted audiences worldwide with their potent mixture of bluegrass-flavored folk and rockabilly. Now they’re teaming up with Maui’s own Hula Honeys for a concert to benefit Mana’o Radio. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Elvis Costello - Apr. 2. With songs like “Pump It Up,” “Watching The Detectives,” and “Every Day I Write the Book,” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group, The Attractions, has changed the face of modern Rock’N’Roll. Special guest, Steve Nieve. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Ballet NY - Apr. 6. Ballet New York is comprised of the cream of the world’s dancers from leading dance companies, each a star in his or her own right. That pedigree, as well as the founders’ relationship with George Balanchine and New York City Ballet, ensures an amazing range in the company repertoire, including commissions of exciting new works from today’s leading choreographers. Tickets: $40, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Hapa - Apr. 8 The evocative island sounds created by the slack-key/vocal team of Barry Flanagan and Nathan Aweau have a magnetic appeal. Flanagan’s slack-key innovations are enriched by the vocals and compositions of Aweau, who is as adept with beautiful Hawaiian music as with smooth, jazzy grooves. Renowned chanter Charles Ka‘upu adds another cultural ingredient to this engaging program. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kokua Festival - Apr. 19. Once again, Jack Johnson will headline. Now, brace yourselves, Ben Harper is going to perform also. Also Willie Nelson & the Planetary Bandits, Henry Kapono and Paula Fuga. I’ve got tickets! Yes I do! I’ve got tickets! How ‘bout you?! Tickets: $44, $33. MACC, 242-SHOW.

EVENTS

Flower Show - Thu-Sat. Maui Orchid Society presents the annual "Valentine Show." 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Mall. Connection Parenting - Fri. An eight-week class for parents, teachers and everyone involved with children to bring more joy, love and understanding to your relationships with children of all ages. Hey, maybe couples could use this just for each other. Ha! Classes begin Feb. 10, so get on it. 573-1819 for info. 9843231 to register. Art Maui 2006 - The event itself runs Sun, Mar. 12 - Sat, Apr. 8. But, if you’re interested in submitting your art, artists can pre-register online at www.artmaui.com. Online entry deadline is noon on Feb. 26. Prospectuses are also available at selected Maui County Libraries, art galleries and stores. 572-2289. Why Whales Do That - Mon-Sat. Free informational center about whales with free ongoing showings of the film, “Why Whales Do That.” Through May 15. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Alongside the Ma'alaea Harbor. Contact: Anne Rillero 249-8811.

THURSdAY, FEBRUARY 9

“Natural Radiance” - Lama Surya Das, one of the foremost American Lamas in the Buddhist tradition, will be reading from and signing copies of his new book, “Natural Radiance.” 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. Haiku Hillbillies - Music featuring bluegrass,

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DJ El Gato w/Special Guest $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/DJ Stylz, 9:30pm

Lahaina Grown 9:30pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J 9pm

Marley Fest After Party w/ Sirus B Posse, 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 9:30pm; TUE - Music By Curtis, 9:30pm; WED - DJ Boomshot, 9:30pm

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MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No cover, 7:30-10pm; WED - MJ3, Live Jazz, 7-10pm

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Brian & the boys from Cool Rush, 9pm

Ho’opili $5, 9pm

Love Sucks: Pimp ‘n Ho Party 9pm

The Edge 7pm

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - $2 Night w/Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

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DA KINECALENDAR Grateful Dead, Dylan and lots of original songs as well. It sounds like a good show to smoke a bowl to...Not that we’d ever do that... 9:30 p.m., Charley’s, Paia.

FRIdAY, FEBRUARY 10

Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. All free and open to the public! 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 6679194. More Danger - "The Invisible War: Depleted Uranium (DU) and the Politics of Radiation," will be shown, sponsored by Maui Peace Action and the MCC Peace Club. This film examines the serious dangers of DU exposure to military personnel and to civilians. DU was recently discovered in Hawaii. Discussion to follow film. 7 p.m., Maui Community College Ka Lama 103, 878-8015. Love Sucks - Pimp ‘N’ Ho party in lieu of Valentine’s Day. Love may suck, but you don’t have to... Doesn’t it go; mean people suck, but nice people swallow? Hmm. Well, any reason to dress like a slut is an event for us! Music by Pimp Daddy Gnash. 8 p.m., Life’s A Beach, Baby, Kihei.

SATURdAY, FEBRUARY 11

"Chair-ity" Event - Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) benefit. 20 wooden chairs have been given to local well-known artists for a 'make-over' These one-of-a-kind collectible wooden chairs will be auctioned off, there will also be food and entertainment. $300 per couple. 7 p.m., Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, adeleonmaui@yahoo.com, 879 9964. RC Modelers Air Show - There will be plane and helicopter aerobatics, pylon racing, World War II-era dogfights, glider towing and a candy drop for the children. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui Motor Sports Park (off Mokulele Hwy), 879-1240. Magical Strings - Music centered around the Celtic harp and hammered dulcimer of Philip and Pam Boulding, at times augmented by violin, cello, pennywhistle, percussion and various instruments from around the world. Tickets; $10, $5. 4 p.m., St. John's Church, Keokea, 878-6958. “My Tibetan Lamas” - A film documenting the culture of Tibet and the life of Tibetan refugees and explains some of Tibet's political history. If you go, ask about the Uigars (wee-gurs) as well. $12. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

SUNdAY, FEBRUARY 12

Dog Day - The Maui Humane Society is pleased to announce their ever-so-popular “Dog Day” afternoon once again. Dog bathing prices will be based on weight and range from $10-$25. Plus, one free car wash with each paid dog bath! Nail trims and ear cleaning will not be offered at this event. However, microchips, licensing and refreshments will be available for an additional fee. This event is held by volunteers of the humane society with proceeds benefiting the mission of the Maui Humane Society. 12-4 p.m., at the shelter located on Mehameha Loop off of Mokulele Highway, 877-3680 x37. “Ebony Indian” - Earl Sundance, an African Native American of Cherokee ancestry, will be presenting a history of the Black Indian experience in the Americas. 4-6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. “Hawai’i Wildlife Viewing Guide” - Author Jeanne L. Clark will join members of the Hawai'i Watchable Wildlife Steering Committee and Jim Mallman, President of Watchable Wildlife, Inc., for the book launch of the “Hawai'i Wildlife Viewing Guide”. Pre-release copies of the guide will be available for sale and for signing by the author. 4 p.m., Ritz Carlton Amphitheater, 783-2612. Maui Camera Club - Meets on the second Monday of each month. 6 p.m., Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Meeting Room, Kahului, 242-1033. Valentine’s Social - Central Maui Chapter of the Hawaii Ballroom Dance Association invite you to enjoy a delicious catered buffet dinner and dancing. Dance to the rhythm of the rumba, fox trot, cha cha, tango

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and many more. Tickets: $15 advance up to Fri. , $25 from Sat up to the door. 6-9:30 p.m., Contact Lydia Dela Cruz @ 244-3263. “Missionary” - Maui author Vernelle Edwards will be reading and signing her new book, Missionary, which follows the adventures of a beautiful College of Charleston student who travels to Africa and finds herself in the middle of a military coup. 6:30 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. “Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village” - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s—and America’s—greatest jazz artists. Throughout Feb., catch West Side Trio. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 661-4567.

TUESdAY, FEBRUARY 14

“Live & Times of Marjorie Rawlings” - This one-woman show was written and is performed by Karen De Vos, a retired Michigan school librarian. She actually puts on a wig and portrays the Pulitzer Prizewinning author of, “The Yearling,” Marjorie Rawlings. 6:30 p.m., Kihei Public Library, 875-6833. V-Day - “V” stands for “Victory,” “Valentine” and “Vagina.” It’s The Vagina Monologues, a benefit event for Women Helping Women. Tickets: $25, $13. 7 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

WEDNESdAY,FEBRUARY15

Wailuku Town Meeting - The purpose of the meeting is to inform the public of recent administrative changes to the management, operations and procedures of the Maui Redevelopment Agency (MRA) and to provide updates on various items contained in the Wailuku Redevelopment Area Plan. 5:30 p.m., Good Shepard Church, Parish Hall, Wailuku, 244-5933 or 270-7710. “Live & Times of Marjorie Rawlings” - This one-woman show was written and is performed by Karen De Vos, a retired Michigan school librarian. She actually puts on a wig and portrays the Pulitzer Prizewinning author of, “The Yearling,” Marjorie Rawlings. 6:30 p.m., Makawao Public Library, 573-8785. “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week is Jamie Lawrence Hawaiian Band. 6:30-8:00 p.m. 891-6770 ext. 2. Get Your Groove On - Valley Isle Ballroom Dance Club's Monthly Dance (Every 3rd Wed). 7-9 p.m., Wailuku Community Center, 879-8266.

KEIKI

Hip-Hop Dance Class - Every Sat, Teenagers are invited for free hip-hop dance lessons. 10-11:30 a.m. at Hale Ohana in Wailuku. 244-5911 ext. 35. After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu, Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after-school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, games and more. Free. 2:30-4 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. For info, call 986-0700. Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 34 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. For info, call 244-5911, ext. 35.

lECTURE

Dog Training - The Maui Humane Society is now accepting applications for dog training classes that will begin Feb. 21. Classes are once a week for six weeks. Train that pup! 877-3680. Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-1174. English as a Second Language - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111. "Entrepreneurship Talk Story" - Every Fri.

Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247. Health Issue - Sat. Muscular Dystrophy Assn Community Meeting, "Will you be my Valentine?" Guest speaker: respiratory therapist Pam Dunn. Free and open to the public. 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Maui Memorial Medical Center nutrition classroom, http://www.mdausa.org, 593-4454. P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - Every Tue. Presents videos & discusses parenting techniques. Free. Child care also provided for free. Meeting from 6-8 p.m. at Montessori School in Makawao. Call Trudy @ 879-3595. How to Prevent & Reverse Heart Disease - Tue. Terry Shintani, M.D., M.P.H., J.D. is the author of diet books, featured in Newsweek and on TV and radio programs. See what he has to say. 7 p.m. Cameron Center Auditorium, Wailuku. 575-7694. Workshop - Wed. “How to Research and Buy a Small Business or Franchise,” is a workshop designed for those thinking about buying a small business. The workshop includes determining what business is right for you and reviewing a franchise vs. an independent business opportunity. 12 p.m., 873-8247.

STAGE

Auditions - Sun. The razor sharp, “Sweeney Todd,” is musical theatre at its very best! It’s full of spine-tingling wit, humor and tenderness with a knockout punch. Want to be a part of it? 4:30-6:30 p.m., Historic Iao Theater, call 244-8680 between 9 a.m.-1 p.m. MonFri to sign up for an audition time slot.

ART

“Archipelago” - This Thu- Feb 28. Traveling exhibit “Archipelago: Portraits of Life in the World's Most Remote Island Sanctuary,” features dramatic photos of the Islands by artists Susan Middleton and David Liittschwager will be on display. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Maui Ocean Center’s Whale Discovery Center. Meet the Artists - Fri. It’s, “Art Night,” in Lahaina every Friday night! This week join featured Maui artists, Shirley Hartley & Crystal Jean for some food, art & fun. 5:30-8 p.m., The Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery. Viewpoints Gallery - Sat. Dianna Grundhauser will show how she transforms images into colorful art quilts. 1-4 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao, www.viewpointsgallerymaui.com, 572-5979. Meet Another Artist - Tue. Get to know Adesina Ogunlese and explore her photo exhibit called "Footprints on the African Soul". The exhibit is currently on display & will remain so throughout the month of February. 3-4 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 2449091.

POETRY

Maui Live Poets Society - Thu. Open poetry readings on the 2nd Thursday of each month in Lahaina. 6:30-9 p.m., call Melinda Gohn @ 661-0517, e-mail peace@maui.net; or visit http://www.peacepoem.org. Express Yourself - Open Mic Night with music, song and poetry. Free! Every Mon. 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467. Poetry Reading - Tue. Read a poem or just get inspired by one! 2nd Tues. every month. 6:30-7:45 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, bobbie@librarieshawaii.org, 662-3950.

POLITICAL

“Eyes on the Prize” - In honor of Black History Month, witness the eight-part screening of this documentary. Eyes on the Prize is the most renowned civil rights documentary of all time. For many people, it’s how they first learned about the Civil Rights Movement. But this film has not been available on video or television for the past 10 years simply because of expired copyright licenses. Help build a new mass audience for these films by attending the screenings. Parts 1 and 2 were Feb. 8. So catch Parts 3 and 4 this Fri., Parts 5 and 6 next Fri (Feb. 17), and Parts 7 and 8 Fri. Feb. 24. All showings start at 7 p.m.,

Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. "Nashville Revisited" - Mon. A presentation by Pat Masumoto on the Freedom Rides when SNCC (Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee) members rode buses through the deep southern states where discrimination and segregation were most prominent. Were? 4 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. Maui Talk TV - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

ENVIROMENTAL

Workshop - Sat. Hawaii Organic Farmers Association, (HOFA), will be hosting a compost production and soilfertility workshop. Reservation required. $100, $85. 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m., Maui Community College, 969-7789. Sierra Club - Sat. The annual Sierra Club meeting will be a pot luck picnic with beverages and main course provided. A panel discussion on building a new energy future on Maui will start around noon. Panelists will include representatives from Pacific Bio-Diesel, Rocky Mountain Institute and representatives from local public utilities. Bring your family and join in the festivities. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, www.hisierraclub.org, 572-5662. Kalama Park Action Team Meeting - Tue. Purpose: To develop and maintain a safe, clean, beautiful, inviting and practical gathering place through community involvement, projects and advocacy. Every 2nd Tue. 3:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 2707765 or 891-2348.

SPORTS

Run for the Whales - Sat. Half marathon and 5K run. It’s supposed to be one of the best scenic runs. Participation: $20-$35. Check in starts at 6:00 a.m. for the Half Marathon and 7 a.m. for the 5K at Polo Beach Parking Lot in Wailea. 280-3163. Run to the Sun - Mar 25. Start training now ‘cause, I don’t care who you are, this run is going to kick your booty! It’s a 36-mile ultra marathon starting at sea level and climbing to the 10,023 ft. summit of Haleakala, legendary, "Home of the Sun." Visit www.virr.com for more info.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri thru Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don, Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building P, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music Nightly. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sat, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30-5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Jarret Robak, Wed, 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika

DA KINECALENDAR Lum Ho, Sat and Tue; Damien Awai and Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki, (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano music by Shiro Mori, Thu; Darrin Lenett, Fri; Gene Argel, Mon-Tue; and Angie Carr, Wed. All shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’lani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi’ilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class, 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7 & 7:308 p.m. Free. For info, call 661-4567. WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Late night Cafe: Lucid Fusion, Jazz trio, Thu thru Sat. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

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Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Ma’alaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 710 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Ma’alaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour, $3 special's. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Trevor Jones, Wed and Fri. 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti, 7:30–8 p.m. Tue, Lei Making Class, 11a.m.-1p.m. Music of Hawaii w/ Bob Jones 7-8 p.m. Wed, Polynesian Hula Show, 7-8p.m. All shows free. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KA’ANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat & Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music every Wed. 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 ($30 kama`aina). 1-888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8 p.m. Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony held nightly at sunset from 7-8 p.m. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon & Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri. 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato, TueThu & Sat. 7- 9 p.m.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment: Live Music, Wed, 5:309:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant: Live music with Toshomee, Thu-Sat, 6:30-9:30 p.m. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and jazz piano, Wed, 6:30-8 p.m. Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band,Wed, 6:30-8 p.m. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill: Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 p.m. nightly. Mele Mele Lounge: Hawaiian entertainment, 9-11 p.m. nightly. Featuring: Pam Gamboa Peterson, Mon; Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros, Sat. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

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■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge: Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m., followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer from 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia, (of VooDoo Suns), live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting held nightly.

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Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Shimmy Nights, Sat. Transport yourself to realms of the mysterious and exotic with live Belly Dance performances. Two shows at 7 & 8 p.m. Open Mic Night, Mon. Express yourself with music, song and poetry. 7:30 p.m. All shows-no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

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UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony held nightly. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with live Hawaiian Contemporary Music nightly. 6:30-9:30 p.m. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KA’ANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m. Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, Hula Lessons 3-4 p.m. & Island Sounds w/ Ray Gooliak, 7-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class, 12-2p.m. & Music of Hawaii w/ Bob Jones 7-8 p.m. Sat, Drums of the Island, 7-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds w/ Ray Gooliak, 7-8p.m. Mon, Dances

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The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

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Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

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The sun is shining, birds are singing, people are dancing in the streets. Or are they? You wouldn’t know either way this week, because your focus has turned dramatically inward. Your uncharacteristic navel-gazing is bound to raise a few eyebrows and even elicit some (possibly melodramatic) concern, but don’t let anyone shake you out of your supposed funk; it’s a necessary part of your process at the moment. You’ve got a lot to think about (or more accurately, feel about, since you already do way too much thinking). Let it happen; what’s transpiring outside of you can wait.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’ve probably already noticed how your social life seems sort of tidal. Weeks of loneliness and isolation are frequently ended by a blizzard of phone calls and emails; your social calendar goes from bleak and empty to overflowingly overbooked in a flash. I can’t explain this phenomenon any better than you can. What, did these people forget you existed for a while? And why did they all remember at the same time? Whatever the reason—coincidence or cosmic timing—don’t question it too much (except for fun). When high tide soaks you up to your chin this week, just ride it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) A surprising amount of what you blame on others (consciously or unconsciously) is actually your fault. You fulfill your own (often negative) expectations, either by subtly acting to make sure things play out the way you “want” them to, or by simply perceiving your situation so that it looks like what you anticipated. How do you overcome these habits of thought? First, you have to accurately identify them. This is the perfect week for that task. Convene your think tank—the ones who know you best. Have them help you identify the top five habits of mind that are keeping you from success, happiness or love. (By the way, be heartened, not offended, if they can rattle them off in the first two minutes; it means they love you.) Phase two? We’ll get to that next week.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) The year is 2020 and you’re about to have a child. Before you is a virtual menu of possibilities. How many variables will you choose to control? Will you ensure that your child is more likely to be healthy? How about determining its gender? What about hair, eye and skin color? Penis size? Temperament? Talent? You may find that once you get started, it’s difficult to stop. Where, after all, do you draw the line? This week’s choices, while perhaps not quite so loaded with far-reaching consequences, are similarly tempting and morally confusing. It may turn out that the fuzzy boundaries are too confusing—so be prepared to make an all-or-nothing decision. That might be your only real choice.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Media is currently undergoing a bottom-up transformation. Film studios, television producers and record companies are scrambling to figure out ways to keep their paychecks paid. There’s no doubt that these models are dinosaurs, waiting to die. I’m excited to see what new breeds will spring up (and survive) in their places. This week you’re also privy to a long overdue death—perhaps an attitude, relationship or obsolete/ineffective way of doing things. Don’t panic, like those executives scuttling to save their careers. They’re doomed but you’re not; whatever appears to fill the void is likely to benefit, not hurt, you.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You suck with money. I’ve never met a Leo who could stick to a tight budget for any length of time. Your motto is basically: spend it when you have it and go without when you don’t. Somehow, you’ve managed to make this zany financial plan work so far—but not without pissing a few people off. Don’t worry—there’s no chance of cleaning up those messes this week so I’m not even going to advise you to try. All I’m urging, when you succumb to the powerful temptations of the moment, is to avoid aggravating anyone else. Don’t generate more mess. You can’t afford it.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’re at the opposite end of the spectrum from those dreamy Pisceans who so attract and frustrate you. But sometimes, oddly, you sound almost alike. They make outrageously accurate predictions based on their own intuition and lucky guesses. You speak out from a place of deep realism and practicality. That your forecasts match up so often is something of a miracle—and evidence that there are many paths and methods to the same destinations. Try to remember—and respect—that this week, because your best allies are those whose beliefs, approaches and work ethics are in absolute contrast with yours, but whose eyes are on the same prize.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) The new Battlestar Galactica television series (now in its second season) has attracted millions of viewers, many of whom don’t usually like sci-fi. That’s because it’s done well on many levels. People are attracted to quality. In fact, if the quality is high enough, it almost doesn’t matter what the actual content is. Don’t spend so much time trying to figure out “the best” thing to put out there. Just do it really, really well. Your focus on figuring out just the right packaging for whatever you’re trying to market—be it an idea, a product, or yourself—is mostly a waste of time. Focus on what’s inside. Nail that, and you could wrap it in brown paper and it’d still fly off the shelves.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Some people just have an “it” factor. Others find them compelling for reasons they can’t articulate. Scorpios, statistically, are much more likely than other signs to possess this elusive quality. However, it’s not some multipurpose silver bullet that just always works. It makes people more likely to buy what you’re selling, true—but only if what you’re putting out there isn’t total crap. Don’t lean too hard on your charisma this week. If there are glaring flaws in what you’re about, your personal shine won’t be bright enough to obscure them, so don’t embarrass yourself by trying. Fix them, instead.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Sagittarians are often Jacks and Jills of all trades. That is, you’re good at many things but you’re not necessarily superlative at anything (at least, not until later in life). Consequently, many young Archers compensate by adopting gimmicks to attract attention. It’s hard, when you’re quietly competent all across the board, to achieve the flash factor that garners the kind of notice you crave, so of course I understand the temptation to adopt some kind of attention-grabbing device. But it’s truly unnecessary; there’s one thing that all Sags are brilliant at, and which never fails to rivet: radical honesty. Tell the truth, all the time. People will hang on your every word.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Patience is, indeed, one of your virtues but even you have limits. Sometimes things just take too damn long. There’s nothing you or I can do about that—we’re not in control of these situations. Things take as long as they take—and trying to rush them will just screw them up. It’s best that you accept that. But that’s no reason you can’t get what you want right now. You just need to pursue a different path. Call it a hobby or extracurricular activity. I call it the fast track to your dream. Try it. If you pursue it with the same zeal and, hopefully, a little more joy than your day job, you probably won’t need that day job a whole lot longer.

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You fucking rock. You filled out my survey and you guys told me stuff. Really deep shit, too—like, you hike naked and you love it when I swear. I think I am in love with each and every one of you. If what you say is correct, 52.9 percent of you are female. Most are single, having “avoided marriage diligently and successfully,” and ranging in age from 22 to 60 years old, or as one of you put, “somewhere between busy being born and busy dyin’.” Also, many of you say you’re too old for me but damn, you look good for your age!—which, on average, is 35. You’re across the board on a couple of things—namely, your astrological and Chinese signs—due in no small part to some of you either refusing to answer “on the grounds that astrology is ridiculous,” or claiming that you were born in the year of “Moo Goo Gai Pan.” But what’s endearing to me is some of the cool stuff you do for a living, as well as the really cool stuff you’d like to do. Accountants want to be philosophers. Lawyers long to be artists. Artists want to be musicians. Salespeople yearn to be firemen, investigative reporters, novelists, dancers, world travelers, 24/7 stoners and lazy muthafuckas. Meanwhile, actors are giving up radio voice-over to be jewelry designers. Others are shunning “bartending with stripper fantasies unfulfilled” to be estheticians. It just brings a tear to my eye. You love everything about Maui, especially when you’re horseback riding, smoking cigarettes, surfing, drinking cold Coronas and cruising with the dogs—and that’s just the girls! Back in the yard, the manlier of you are wishing on the moon, singing, cooking, reading, walking on the beach alone, and “writing music, eating fried chicken, drinking bourbon and masturbating.” Nice. When it comes to vices, weed seems to come up a lot. Well, that and Maui wowie, paka lolo, Mary Jane, buds and “writing music, eating fried chicken, drinking bourbon and masturbating” again. You LOVE watching Lost and the Daily Show. You listen to everything, from Kathleen Battle to the Black-Eyed Peas, Erasure to kiho’alu, bluegrass to booty shakin’, and reggae, reggae, reggae. Your literary and cinematic tastes are just as varied. From The Dance of the Dissident Daughter to Secrets of the I Ching, you women are mostly reading as a means of cultural exploration and self-discovery. Oh, the guys are, too, what with Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Blinding Light and your new cell phone manual. Most of you aren’t going out that much—one night a week, on average—but more women are drinking at home or on the beach, while the guys are racking up “30 or so” Cuervo Gold shots in “hell” every week. But what’s curious to me is while Patron and Jagermeister are the shots you prefer, they’re also the same shots you will never have again since that one time when you were 16 or went to that Cinco de Mayo thing in ’98. And most of you have had a lot of sex but aren’t right now. Speaking of sex, the girls love Colin Farrell, Johnny Knoxville and Angelina Jolie, while the guys—I don’t think they understood the question. It’s which celebrity would you most like to have sex with, not which hedonistic heathen who has a column in MTW—which most of you have been reading since the beginning, so thank you. And apparently, I’ll be hanging out in Kihei a lot more. Now let’s get to the part about ME. You like me, for the most part—at least, those of you who filled out the survey. I really do appreciate your very kind words; that you can relate to some of my experiences, that you’re living vicariously through me, that you like my honesty (and yes, it is all true) and that you find this column “usually entertaining… when it isn’t, at least it’s short.” As for your grievances—I, too, would like more Jen stories, would love to write for your town, believe alcohol is lame (largely), realize I may be perceived as “calling out for love/help,” that I can be silly and that I am triggering “a flashback to one of those evil lingering hangovers, the kind that creeps up on you and no amount of Ibuprofen, coffee or junk food can keep at bay—once, I thought I could actually smell the tequila.” And you overwhelmingly think I’m crazy for thinking David Letterman is hot. Still, I’m your kind of girl. And we should totally hang out. A horrifying lot of you have no idea who Anthony Pignataro is—um, he’s the editor of this paper and my direct supervisor. A large number of you believe he is a tyrant, although you appear to be confused as to why: “If by Anthony Pignataro you mean Jessica Alba and by cigar-chomping bully you mean delightfully delicious, then yes, I do.” And apparently, the rest of you think he’s “kinda cute in the pictures, maybe boyish,” “a darling huggy-bear of a guy,” “a closeted Republican” and a “nice ol’ school fart.” Either way, you think a cigar-chomping bully is “better than an icesmoking pussy.” We have a lot in common, you and I. Nice to meet you. MTW

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Spinal Trauma and Orthopedic Injuries Automobile and Occupational Injuries Chronic Neck and Back Pain Shoulder, Knee, and Hip Pain

HIGH VISIBILITY! LOW COSTS! BACK SIDE CLASSIFIEDS WORK!

Accepting most insurance plans, including

HMSA, UHA, Tri-West, No Fault, Work Comp

CALL (808) 661-3786 for complete details!

FISHING ACTION!

Located in Kukui Mall

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 874-5141

STOP WISHIN’ & GO FISHIN’

LOOKING FOR COLLECTABLE OLD COINS? We’ve got Maui’s Best Selection and Lowest Prices. Also Flags From Around the World, Collectable Old Stamps and Sports Memorabilia. Island Coins & Stamps, Wharf Cinema Center, 3rd Floor, Lahaina, 667-6155l

VERSUS IS NOW OPEN! Maui’s Biggest & Best Gaming Center! PC GamingXBox 360s-Gamecube-PS2-52” HDTV’s-Vintage Arcade Games-Open Late Every Night! Azeka Shopping Center, Kihei, 891-2005 www.versusonline.net

42’ BERTRAM SPORTFISHERS

RATED #1

Maui: (808) 667-2774 KONA: (808) 327-1265

TOLL FREE 1-800-590-0133

STICKERS FOR BANDS! 1,000 full color sticker special $239. We do custom stickers. TheBumpersticker.com 1-877-873-9626. (AAN CAN)

We sell for you on EBAY! Web Auctions Hawaii 242-4567

Burton Feinerman, M.D.

MODELS NEEDED!

HIGHEST CASH DOLLARS

Pro photographer needs models for fitness, beauty & lifestyle assignments. $50 per hour. Any age or ethnicity. Email photo, contact info and stats to ron@ronchapple.com Or mail a photo to RC Studios, P.O. Box 1758, Kihei, Hi.,96753. Just visiting, call (808) 874-5755

for your cameras, ukuleles, big diamonds, fine watches, Hawaiiana, musical instruments, fine jewelry, & gold. Kamaaina Loan 242-5555

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special! West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2005. For reservations call 877-7005

Wailuku Studio for Rent 4 Houses from the Ocean! Nice new unit, AC, Utilities, Cable, High Speed Internet included. Dishwasher, nice appliances, ceiling fan, hardwood floors, no smoking, available March 1st. $975 Call 283-0512

VALENTINE

Cosmetic Dermatology

Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide. Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

1819 S. Kihei Road Kukui Mall, Kihei

w/ The Boogieman

BLUE BAMBOO Acupuncture & Wellness Center

244-6778 O 7D PEN

AYS A WEEK

2099 Wells St., Wailuku

www.anti-agingmedicine.com

Ladies Night

CERTIFICATES •• GIFT CUSTOM GIFT BASKETS

I’ao Acupuncture & Spa! Introducing Cheryl Quintana, our newest addition, as a Licensed Massage Therapist!! Specializing in Acupressure and Reflexology along with Swedish Massage. Offering gift certificates (buy 5 get 1 FREE) and receive a free gift. Call for an appointment @ 249-8280

GIFT PACKAGES AVAILABLE!

Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers

874-5141

Feb 2nd

Sweet Life Fruit Company

•Anti-Aging Medicine •Weight Loss Program That Works •PPC Injections To Dissolve Fat Safely •Contour and Shape Your Body •Botox-Collagen-Restylane Wrinkle Fillers •Foto Facial IPL Wrinkles, Brown Spots •Chemical Peels Safe; No Down Time •New Acne Scar Treatment With Levulan/IPL •IPL Hair Removal •HGH-Testosterone Female Bioidentical Hormones

Feb 3rd

DJ M3

Feb 4th

Feb 5th

Feb 6th

FLIRT DJ w/98.3 Christalyn

Boogie Man Productions

Grammy Nominee

Willie K

Feb 7th

Feb 8th

ULTRA DOLLA FAB BALLA WITH

DJ SKINNY GUY

w/DJ LX

MAE#5293

kcab

On The UPside with TERI