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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR BIG BOX EQUALS BIG DEAL Council Chair [Riki] Hokama shows leadership and courage to take decisive action to protect the viability of local owner-operated (Mom & Pop) shops (Coconut Wireless, Feb. 1, 2007). Planning for appropriate business expansion land use takes understanding the dynamics and resulting impacts of competition that presents an unlevel field. Most Super-sized (big box) operations require a gross floor area of 90,000 s.f. (two acres) containing over 25,000 product units with more than 20,000 s.f. of dedicated grocery area. National statistics reveal that for most big box entries, 60 small mom/pop operations get hurt or bite the dust. Furthermore, these offshore operations return about $.05 cents on the dollar of their profits back into the local economy as opposed to $.65 cents reinvested by homegrown outlets. Our established small businesses deserve our continued support because many offer personalized service, proved living wage jobs with security and benefits and also participate with several local community fundraisers, etc. Many towns across the nation have had bad experiences from Big Box (superstores) that obliterated the “little guy” and then not making their quotas have shut down leaving virtual ghost towns in their wake. Free enterprise and competition will reinforce the fabric on our rural communities only if corporate giants are willing to significantly downsize their operations and abide by established Business Country Town design guidelines. If we want the quality of life on Maui to remain NO KA OI, we must

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CLARIFICATION The Feb. 8, 2007 edition of The Maui 10 on the discovery of ancient Hawaiian remains at the Kapalua Bay Hotel didn’t make clear that Maui Island Burial Council Chairman Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr.’s quote “That whole area, that Kapalua area, is considered sacred because of the thousands of remains on the sand dunes,” was referring to the dunes fronting the Ritz-Carlton hotel, not the Kapalua Bay Hotel, which is about a half-mile away.

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The absorption of Makena Resort into the growing Dowling empire made space on The Maui 10 for a new member: construction firm Goodfellow Brothers, Inc. The brothers Goodfellow—Bert, Jack and Jim, Sr.—founded the company in Wenatchee, Washington way back in 1920. Primarily, they built dams—big ones, like Grand Coulee, and ones not so big, all over the U.S. And they also build a lot of stuff here in Hawai`i. “In 1972, Jim Goodfellow Jr. and son Steve, bid the Kihei Sewage Treatment Plant in Hawaii for Boeing Co.,” states the Seattle Daily Journal of Commerce’s website. “That job began a surge of work in Hawaii where the current generation, Steve and Dan, sons of Jim Jr., are located. The company has permanent offices in western and eastern Washington, Oregon, Alaska and Hawaii.” With Goodfellow’s combination of close ties to the development community and willingness to donate money to political campaigns, they’re a natural fit for The Maui 10. MTW

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Leave it to reporter Harry Eagar and The Maui News to keep facts from getting in the way of a story about the rich and powerful. Case in point is Eagar’s Feb. 19 story “Superferry official discusses operation and business model” about a recent visit by Superferry money man John F. Lehman to Maui. “As far as Superferry leaders are concerned, the environmental impact statement question was settled in 2005, and if the state wants to reopen it, the state can pay for any delays,” Eagar wrote. “Lehman, a former Navy pilot and secretary of the Navy with plenty of experience with the ocean, predicts that customers will be amazed at how comfortable and stable the ride is.” Ahh, John Lehman—as subtle and gentle as ever. The scary thing is that Lehman’s probably right about the Superferry starting up in July on schedule, though you’d never know it from Eagar’s piece. Lehman is just used to getting his way. Here are three colorful examples taken from the 1995 book Fall From Glory: The Men Who Sank the U.S. Navy, written by veteran reporter Gregory L. Vistica. For some reason, Eagar never mentioned any of this in his Maui News story: • When Lehman was in the U.S. Naval Reserve and a junior aide to National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger in the early 1970’s, he started asking about getting certified to fly in A-6 Intruder bombers. Navy regulations forbid reservists like him from going to flight school, but Lehman worked his Washington connections until he got his way. “Lehman was allowed to become a naval flight officer at his own convenience,” Vistica wrote. “He never went straight through the official flight training program required of all aviation candidates that can take up to two years for pilots and twelve months for naval flight officers.” Though U.S. Navy officials insisted Lehman had done nothing wrong, controversy over his wings nearly derailed his 1981 nomination to be Secretary of the Navy. • A few months after President Ronald Reagan appointed Lehman Secretary of the Navy, Raymond Hunthausen, the Catholic archbishop of Seattle, publicly denounced both

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Sometimes I’m just too ironic for my own good. In the Feb. 8, 2007 edition of this column, I made copious fun of the fact that even though the county Salary Commission just announced a new batch of raises, Liquor Control Director Franklyn Silva is the lowest paid department head in the County of Maui.

We have met the enemy, and he is us. -Walt Kelly’s Pogo The 1960’s were a time when Cold War politics dictated that Americans live in fear of the Soviets dropping “the big one,” a nuclear bomb. Thousands of families constructed and stocked backyard fallout shelters. Elementary school children drilled “drop and cover” maneuvers beneath their desks. Fortunately, that bomb never dropped. But, late in the decade there was another explosion of sorts. In 1968, Dr. Paul Ehrlich, a Stanford biologist wrote The Population Bomb, a study of unavoidable consequences of human population growth. Though some have criticized his doomsday predictions of widespread famine and food wars, Ehrlich recently pointed out that the 2.8 billion people we’ve added to the planet since the 3.5 billion already alive in 1968 certainly constitutes an explosion, which continues to degrade the global environment. I read The Population Bomb a few years later after it published, when I was a senior in high school. It’s one of a half dozen books I’ve read that substantially changed the way I view the world around me. Page by page I read Ehrlich’s work and thought to myself, “Oh my God, we’re screwed.” Even considering all the recent discussion of renewable energy possibilities for Hawai`i, Maui Electric Company’s (MECO) sudden announcement of plans to construct a $61 million biodiesel refinery was a bit of a bombshell. The proposal, in which MECO teams with BlueEarth Biofuels, LLC, projects a first phase output in 2009 of 40 million gallons of biodiesel fuel, more than half of the 73 million gallons of diesel MECO used in 2005 to run its generators. While the facility would utilize imported palm oil, it aspires to set up a nonprofit public trust to encourage the growth of local fuel crops. If all goes well, in just a few years we’ll be able to crank up our air-conditioning, set out more strings of holiday lights and heat our Jacuzzis… all guilt-free. But, closer examination of the MECO/BlueEarth proposal raises questions. Lots of questions. BlueEarth Maui Biodiesel registered as a Limited Liability

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LC Watch “And those members of the Liquor Commission and Board of Adjudication aren’t pushovers, either,” I wrote, tongue firmly in cheek, of the hardships Silva has to endure each day for a paltry $87,400 a year paycheck. “[Y]ou think it’s easy going to work when some of them don’t actually worship the director, but merely revere him?” At the Feb. 14, 2007 Liquor Commission hearing, I was shocked to see my irony spun back at me as decidedly unironic outrage.

Corporation with the Hawai`i Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs Business Registration Division on Jan. 29, 2007. BlueEarth’s two principle partners, Robert Wellington and Landis Maez, live in Texas and Arizona, respectively. Is there a local connection? The Maui News recently reported that BlueEarth is building a plant in Mason City, Iowa capable of producing 30 million gallons of biofuel. But the Iowa Renewable Fuels Association website reports that plant is being constructed by Freedom Fuels, with general contracting by NewMech of St. Paul, Minnesota. How did MECO select BlueEarth, a new company with no track record in Hawai`i and possibly anywhere else? By what process did they deem them worthy of this joint venture that is seeking legislative approval to receive $59 million in special purpose revenue bonds? Isn’t that the largest request of public funds since the proposed Superferry? Also on Jan. 29, 2007, Raymond Sweeney Jr. of Sweeney Communications in Honolulu registered as a lobbyist for the BlueEarth Biofuels office Frisco, Texas. Senate Bill 1718, authorizing the revenue bonds, has already sailed through the Energy and Environment Committee, and soon will face a hearing with the Ways and Means Committee, chaired by Maui’s Roz Baker. Henry Curtis of Life of the Land is perhaps the state’s leading renewable energy advocate. In his testimony on SB 1718, Curtis asked, “Who is applying? Why do they need money? What are the environmental, cultural, and social impacts? Or

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are we giving away money to anyone who wants to invest in an energy project which begins in ‘bio’?” Life of the Land, advocating for the people and the `aina since 1970, has a stated mission of preservation and protection “through sustainable land use and energy policies, and by promoting open government through research, education, advocacy, and litigation.” They are currently involved in a contested case hearing with Hawai`i Electric Company over that agency’s proposed 110 megawatt generating station at Campbell Industrial Park. Will the “rush to renewables” allow us to make intelligent, sustainable choices, or are we heading down a feel-good path, while adversely impacting the environment in unseen ways? see BIOFUELS, page 11

“I think the Liquor Commission [director] is the only one [department head] that hasn’t had a raise,” Commission Chairman Manuel Moniz, Jr. said near the end of the hearing. “It stands to reason that it should be reviewed. I don’t know why everyone else got a substantial raise and there was none for the Liquor Commission.” “I’ll second that,” Commissioner Ron McOmber said enthusiastically. Silva actually wasn’t at the hearing, but Deputy Director Wayne Pagan told the commissioners that Silva had requested a copy of the minutes from the Salary Commission hearing that dealt with the department head raises. “I’d like to be involved and I think there’s some injustice here,” Moniz said. “If we hire and fire the director, why don’t we have something to say—why weren’t we asked about raises?” asked McOmber. That’s when First Deputy Corporation Counsel Tracy Fujita-Villarosa—who advises both the Liquor Commission and the Salary Commission—stepped in and explained that the Salary Commission had asked them for their opinion on giving Silva a raise because their charter requires “consultation” with any commission that has control over a department head. “They sent one or two memos out,” she said. Ultimately, the commissioners voted to send one or two of their own members to the next Salary Commission hearing that would deal with department head salaries, though Commissioner Fran Meshulam—who attended such hearings in the past—didn’t think it would do much good. “They’re very disorganized,” she said.

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About a dozen local peace activists stage an anti-war protest at the Queen Kaàhumanu Center this afternoon. At least a few got kicked out because, according to The Maui News, the protest “was not authorized by mall management.” One of those tossed was Paia resident Karen Chun, who sent me the following email a few hours later: “We stood on the sidewalk holding antiwar signs,” she wrote. “Then we assembled in front of the recruiting offices on the second floor of Kaàhumanu. Mele [Stokesberry] read a statement against the war in one office, which was received with courtesy. At the other office, we were not allowed inside and Mele read the statement outside. We were careful not to block access. The [military] recruiters treated us with courtesy and professionalism. Then we walked, holding our medium sized hearts with antiwar messages to the escalators. We were met with Kaàhumanu private security and told we could not demonstrate. We told them we were leaving. I continued down the escalator, holding my sign. I walked directly to the front entrance. A security guard told

Good to see the disgraced but still feisty nonprofit Americans for Tax Reform (ATR) has decided to start ripping into tax proposals way out here in Hawai`i. Specifically, they’re taking umbrage at state Senator Shan Tsutsui (D, 4th District) and his plan to extend the state’s current $2 per day tax on rental cars and allow counties to levy an additional perday tax on rentals that could be as high as $3. “Hawaiians will soon be saying ‘aloha’ to higher taxes every time they want to rent vehicles,” ATR President Grover Norquist said in a press release sent out today. “Sen. Tsutsui is failing to check his blind spot. Hawaiians, tourists and business owners will be run over by this rental tax.” Of course, it’s hard to take Norquist and ATR seriously on this issue, though not because they’re headquartered 5,000 miles away in Washington, D.C. In October, U.S. Senate investigators released a report detailing how Norquist and ATR “appear to have perpetrated a fraud” on taxpayers by whoring their services to Republican lobbyist/convicted fraud Jack Abramoff. According to an Oct. 13, 2006 Washington Post story on the report, Norquist and other ATR officers, as well as four other groups engaged in such activities as “laundering payments

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and then disbursing funds at Mr. Abramoff’s direction [and] taking payments in exchange for writing newspaper columns or press releases that put Mr. Abramoff’s clients in a favorable light.” Abramoff’s since gone to prison on a fiveyear, 10-month sentence, but it’s somehow comforting that Norquist is charging ahead as though he still has credibility.

FRIDAY, Feb. 16 By the way, last week this paper pointed out that a bill calling for a full environmental review of the proposed Superferry was up before the state House Transportation Committee, which is chaired by Joe Souki (D, 8th District), who took $1,000 from Hawaii Superferry, Inc. in 2006. Well, it should come as no surprise that Souki declined to hold a hearing on the bill, effectively killing it. Wasn’t that sweet of him?

SATURDAY, Feb. 17 Run, Dog, run!

SUNDAY, Feb. 18 Show of hands please of those who want to move to the moon and live in a “mining town” that extracts the rare isotope helium-3 from the surface? Anyone? Today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin has a big story on a proposal by University of Hawai`i researcher G. Jeffrey Taylor to

do exactly that to get fuel for big fusion reactors that, though clean, haven’t actually been invented yet. Stories like this are always fascinating for what they don’t say, like how such mining towns would require battalions of space marines for security. There’s nothing intrinsically wrong with the exploration of space, though considering the fact that space vehicles and bases tend to be expensive as well as taxpayerfunded, it’s worth being honest about who ultimately benefits from using the moon for fusion reactor fuel. Though in all fairness, by the time we actually reach the point where we can fly to the moon more or less routinely, humanity will probably have evolved into some soulless cyborglike creature that considers helium-3 a tasty snack.

MONDAY, Feb. 19 In honor of President’s Day, The Maui News editorial page opines that “the lack of common civility in today’s national discourse” is “repugnant” and “destructive”–so much so that it “would probably dismay” President’s George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Really? You mean our current debate, vitriolic as it can be, is worse than the American Revolution and the Civil War–two times when “political discourse” gave way to murderous war that killed tens of thousands of people?

TUESDAY, Feb. 20 Breaking news headline from yesterday’s Honolulu Advertiser website: “Fiji coup ‘unconstitutional,’ Pacific leaders say.” Does that mean there’s such a thing as a “constitutional” coup?

OVERHEARD... GIRL: “I thought you were going to grab my ass!” GUY: “I thought I did.” -The Triangle in Kihei, Feb. 18

Anthony Pignataro likes his humor so dry there’s dust on it. MTW

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WEB OF LIES In September, sheriff’s officials in Buffalo, N.Y. said Thomas Montgomery murdered a 22-year-old workplace colleague in a love triangle involving a West Virginia woman, except that two of the three triangle characters were nonexistent. Montgomery, 47, was pretending to be a young Marine in online conversation with the woman, 45, who was pretending she was her 18-year-old daughter. The murder victim had also struck up an online conversation with the woman, apparently making Montgomery jealous, but the victim, ironically, was the only one in the triangle who wasn’t someone else.

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doing the trick. It just looks like I am hard at work on something very important,” and, “Once lunch is over, I will come right back to writing to piddle away the rest of the afternoon,” and, “Accomplishment is overrated, anyway.” Her claim was denied.

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT In December, the principal of a preschool in Bellmead, Texas, issued an inschool suspension to a four-year-old boy after he hugged his female teacher’s aide with his face in her chest, which was termed “sexual contact and/or sexual harassment,” though after complaints, the offense was changed to “inappropriate physical behavior.”

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For two months late last year after a pair of convicted murderers escaped from Sudbury prison in England, the local Derbyshire police refused to release their pictures. According to the police, “Photographs of named people that are in police possession are classed as data, and their release is restricted by law” to instances where there is a “proper policing purpose.” Derbyshire authorities said that since the escapees had probably left the area, there was no such purpose, and the photographs should be kept confidential.

Daring young men use the danger of moving cars for attention, especially if there’s a video camera rolling. An 18-yearold Topeka, Kan., man became the latest Jackass-imitating casualty when he bailed out of a car going 35 mph in October and suffered a serious head injury. Other video performers go “ghost riding the whip” (letting their cars coast in neutral while they climb onto the roof to dance), with at least two deaths reported. In the newest craze, Jonathas Mendonca, 22, was hospitalized in critical condition in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., in January after “skiing” (holding onto the back of a car) on Interstate 95 at 65 mph.

CHUTZPAH! After Emmalee Bauer, 25, was fired by the Sheraton hotel company in late 2006, she sought unemployment compensation from the Iowa agency that offers benefits to employees terminated through no fault of their own. However, the judge noted that Bauer had written a 300-page journal, during office hours, chronicling her efforts to avoid work. Among her entries: “This typing thing seems to be

MODERN HEALTH CARE In January, a hospice in Britain run by Sister Frances Dominica approved the wish of a 22-year-old man born with Duchenne muscular dystrophy who wanted to lose his virginity before he died. The Douglas House hospice arranged for a prostitute to visit him at his family’s home. “It was not emotionally fulfilling, but the lady was very pleasant,” the man said afterward. MTW

ROBREPORT BIOFUELS: continued from page 8 In a Dec. 6, 2005 commentary in The Guardian, George Monbiot maintains that palm oil is worse than the fossil fuel it looks to replace. Turns out there’s a global rush to use palm oil-derived diesel, with commodity traders listed in such diverse locales as Russia, South Korea, India and Dubai. But palm oil plantations in Malaysia, Sumatra, Borneo and Thailand have faced harsh environmental scrutiny for destroying millions of hectares of rainforests. A 2005 report by Friends of the Earth, titled Oil for Apes Scandal, found that 90 percent of orangutan habitat in Indonesia and Maylasia had been destroyed, placing the apes at the edge of extinction. Simply imperiled are the Sumatran tiger and rhinoceros, gibbons, tapirs and the Asian elephant. A U.S. embassy energy news posting from Jakarta, Indonesia states that, “North Sumatra has avoided the haze from fires used to clear the forests for oil palm cultivation, and the oil palm plantations provide a buffer for environmentally protected areas.” A North Sumatran environmental official noted that heating the oil palm nut to extract the crude palm oil is still a dirty business, as is burning the empty husks. BlueEarth claims they will buy palm oil imported from the Pacific Rim and in South America from suppliers “that practice sustainable palm production.” By 2011, they expect their refinery to produce 120 million gallons yearly, enough to provide fuel for electric generation on Oahu and the Big Island. But to what extent would this giant venture employ local labor in the construction or in regular operations? Would something of this scope and size encourage grassroots biofuel agricultural production or just benefit traditional large plantation owners and spark squabbles over water allocation? Moreover, can MECO partner in building this facility, then buy the fuel from itself without going through a competitive bidding process? Would such a request to provide biofuels contain incentives for locally produced, not imported fuels? Representative Mina Morita of Kauai raised an even more essential question at the Governor’s Biofuel Summit last August. She asked what, with all this talk of using agricultural lands to raise crops to produce electricity, are we doing in terms of food security? There was no answer—just a hush

in the Hawai`i Convention Center’s meeting room. But, shouldn’t there be an equally ambitious effort to offset our state’s 85 percent dependence on imported food? It seems that the earlier model of the family farm and small towns made a lot more sense than our current agribusinessdominated global economy. As Kelly King of Pacific Biodiesel reminded a panel audience recently, all sustainability is local. In fact, King advocates a community model of local biofuel production far different than the recent bio-bomb dropped by the big state utility.

10 Ways to Reduce our Eco-Footprint • Use compact fluorescent light bulbs • Bicycle or telecommute whenever possible • Use solar hot water heating • Trade your SUV in for a hybrid • Use a clothes line • Install a solar photovoltaic system at home • Skip a Mainland trip • Take the bus or carpool • Recycle • Plant trees (Source: Jeff Mikulina, Sierra Club Hawai`i Chapter)

In their closing argument against Hawai`i Electric’s proposed new generating plant, Life of the Land’s Curtis called for alternatives to combustion— even of biofuels—which produce less harmful emissions. He advocated Ocean Thermal Energy Conversion, seawater air conditioning and wave energy, which is currently being tested off Kaneohe Bay on Oahu. Curtis reminded us that all forms of energy production have environmental impacts. Much as we’d like to blame others for all the challenges we face in the 21 st century, we need to realize that we are the problem. Every dire environmental problem, from global warming to rainforest destruction, over-fishing to lack of fresh water, is traceable to the rapidly increasing number of humans impacting the planet. This year alone, an estimated 133 million babies are expected to be born. Can we learn to live without our SUVs, big screen TVs and shipped-in luxuries? Will we convince each other to live in a way that minimizes environmental degradation? Lots of big questions, indeed. MTW

The Exchange WHO GAVE: Pacific Rim Land Company WHO RECEIVED: Maui County Mayor

Charmaine Tavares DATE: June 23, 2006 AMOUNT: $2,000

There’s a lot going on in the Feb. 14, 2007 Maui News story “Landowners want ‘partnership’ for parkway.” Put simply, a bunch of landowners, developers, contractors and consultants who want to build gobs of residential subdivisions from Puamana to the Pali have offered to build the county’s proposed Westside shoreline park in exchange for development rights along the park. “The consensus from everyone is that this is a good plan,” county Planning Director Jeff Hunt said, according the story. [T]hey want a shoreline park—it’s just a matter of how to implement it.” Leaving aside the fact that there’s a huge difference between a public park surrounded by open space and one bracketed by homes, there’s a lot more going on here than Hunt is saying. For instance, many of the principals mentioned in the story have donated money to Tavares. Like developer Steve Goodfellow, a vice president—along with brother J. Daniel Goodfellow—of Pacific Rim Land Company, is also part of Makila Land Co., which wants to build subdivisions between Puamana and Olowalu. Big landowner Jim Riley is also part of Makila, and he gave Tavares $250 last year. Makila Land Co. consultant Rory Frampton is also a Tavares donor, though only for $100. Then there’s Olowalu Town LLC, which seeks to build more homes on land owned by Riley and Peter Martin. Its representative is Bill Frampton, whose firm Frampton & Ward gave Tavares $200 in August 2006.

-Anthony Pignataro

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ehbrah@mauitime.com I had never seen a guy simultaneously disrespect both Hawaiian culture and the laws of physics before you. But there you sat, resting your 250-pound carcass on the nose of a canoe while telling us that it was your right to sit on the canoe since it was on a public beach. Does that also make it my right to sit on your truck because it’s in a public parking lot? You may not give much thought to local culture, but even a fat guy like you must have realized that by sitting on a thin, cantilevered fiberglass hull, you ran the risk of breaking someone’s very expensive canoe. But in your world, we were the ones who showed “no aloha” because we wouldn’t let you sit on our canoe. You represent exactly the kind of haole who defines aloha as “you give to me and I’ll take from you.” What kind of person are you, coming here and disrespecting the traditions of the host culture? No wonder people like you inspire such hatred and anger.

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By Anthony Pignataro

n 1973, my parents moved to Whittier, California, a small middle class suburb of Los Angeles. There they bought a modest but comfortable house for $26,000—at the time, the median home price was about $23,000, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. Only my father worked, and his engineer’s salary was $12,000 a year (again, just about the median income, which back then was $12,051). Since the purchase price was about twice their annual income, my parents considered the home affordable. While Maui in 2007 is obviously a very different place socially, economically and demographically from Whittier back then, the economics of affordability remain the same. Here the median income is a solid $65,700, but the median home price has skyrocketed to a head-spinning $693,000, according to the Realtors Association of Maui. Even condominium prices have shot through the roof—the median condo price on Maui is $505,000. Under the old rules of affordability, people on Maui earning the median income shouldn’t move into a home that costs more than about $160,000— to do otherwise is to spend far too much each month on mortgage payments, leaving nothing for savings. But for the last few years it’s been impossible to find a house for even twice that amount anywhere on the island that’s fit for human habitation. With current median home prices standing at more than 10 times median earnings, home ownership for many residents is a bitter joke. “There’s nothing [on Maui] to sell people working at 140 percent of the median income [$94,500 a year],” realtor John Andersen says. “And there’s lim-

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ited supply up to 160 percent of the median income [$105,120 a year].” Left unchecked, these trends could dissolve away Maui’s whole social fabric. “Young people are leaving because they don’t see a future here,” housing advocate and former Maui Economic Opportunity Special Projects Director Tom Blackburn-Rodriguez says. “You can’t continue to bleed away your human capital.” Last year the Maui County Council unanimously passed the Workforce Housing Policy, which requires developers to sell 40 to 50 percent of their residential projects at affordable, less-than-market prices. With developers and realtors balking at the plan—their profit margin is much lower on lower-priced homes— the council is now struggling to come up with “incentives” to keep builders from simply walking away and building nothing.

here’s another possibility. Exactly a year ago on President’s Day, Andersen and BlackburnRodriguez helped form the non-profit organization Na HALE O Maui (Housing and Land Enterprise of Maui). Their plan is to bring a radical new approach to building affordable housing that would, if success-

ful, get people making 80 percent to 140 percent of the median income ($32,850 a year to $94,500 a year) into homes without having to rely on exotic, risky mortgages and/or ohana rentals but still leaving enough income left over for long-term savings. It’s called a community land trust (CLT), and though you can find it in 38 U.S. states, no one has apparently started one before in Hawai`i. The key to making a CLT work is to keep the price of the house itself distinct from the price of the land below. “The concept is simple,” states a Na HALE o Maui promotional sheet, “separate the value of the land from the value of the improvements and sell only the improvements while keeping ownership of the land in trust forever. The owner occupant acquires title to the home and receives exclusive, possessory use of the land that is conveyed to individual landowners by means of a long-term renewable ground lease that is assignable to their heirs of the owner/lessee.” The effect is disengage the cost of the house itself, which should more or less stay stable, from the cost of the land, which lately has been exploding. The result is a house divorced from market speculation. “You can put a land trust house right next to a market-priced house and you couldn’t tell the differ-

ence,” said Blackburn-Rodriguez, who is the volunteer president of Na HALE O Maui. “It’s housing just like everyone else has.” “We think the highest need is for single-family detached [homes],” Andersen said. “Rental housing, too. What we’re hearing is rental housing is in big demand.” Of course, there are tradeoffs to buying a community land trust home. CLT homeowners must live in the home fulltime—no timeshares or absentee landlords allowed. There are also equity restrictions requiring CLT homeowners who want to sell their house to sell back to the trust. They’ll get a return on their investment, sure, but not nearly as much as if they’d sold in the open market. “This is done to balance the seemingly competing goals of providing a fair return on the initial owner’s housing investment, with assuring that the housing unit is kept affordable for the next buyer,” reads one promotional sheet written by Andersen, who serves as Na HALE O Maui’s executive director. “People who buy homes through a CLT are, in essence, trading their right for unlimited market-driven appreciation in exchange for [a] significant upfront subsidy that allows them to own a home they otherwise would have been unable to afford.” Old housing cooperatives ran on similar lines, but they largely failed because of their inability to keep owners from breaking the equity limits. Community land trusts attempt to solve this with a truly revolutionary tactic—namely, the democratization of housing. In fact, it comes perilously close to workable communal living. A community land trust achieves this through its board of directors, which is split into three groups, each of equal size and voting power. The first is made up of land trust homeowners—the people who lease the trust’s land and live in the homes. The second holds “general representatives”—people who live in the surrounding community but don’t actually lease CLT land. And the last group, the “public representatives,” includes local officials, bankers, non-profits and other members that, according to Na HALE O Maui, “speak for the public interest.” In 2003, the writer Tom Wetzel explored the social ramifications of such an organization in a society dominated by private property rights in the Z Magazine article “The City.” “As a democratic membership organization, the community land trust can empower people in a neighborhood to control what is done with the land there, what services are provided in the neighborhood, and ensure that an adequate supply of housing is provided at prices working people can afford,” he wrote. “The community land trust thus acts as a buffer to protect the housing coops against the corrosive effects of the surrounding capitalist economy.”

here are about 200 community land trusts currently operating on the U.S. Mainland. According to the Community Finance Solutions forum at the University of Salford in the United Kingdom, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. established the first CLT in the U.S. in 1967 for African-American sharecroppers in Georgia. Of course, the idea of holding property in a community trust goes back centuries. In his 1972 book The Community Land Trust: A Guide to a New Model for Land Tenure in America, author Robert Swann sees the origins of CLTs in ancient China, pre-Spanish Conquest Mexico and in old Native American tribes—all peoples that rejected the idea of a person owning land. According to the Institute for Community Economics (ICE), a Springfield, Massachusetts-based organization

that assists non-profits in starting CLTs, a community land trust can help alleviate a variety of housing problems. In Portland, Oregon, where anti-sprawl measures have slowed growth and doubled housing prices in a 10-year period, CLTs provide working people affordable housing. In Rochester, Minnesota—a city without many housing options—the Mayo Clinic helped form a CLT for its employees. In resort areas like Martha’s Vineyard and the Florida Keys—places very similar to Maui—community land trusts offer the people who work in the rests a chance to live nearby, despite stratospheric property values. In late 2005, Blackburn-Rodriguez, Andersen and a number of county officials attended a national Rural Community Assistance Corporation conference in Honolulu on exactly that subject. Titled “Affordable Housing in High Cost Areas,” the conference delved into CLTs in great detail. Returning to Maui after the conference, BlackburnRodriguez, Andersen and a few others got together on Feb. 19, 2006 at the Cameron Center. There they outlined their new group, which they called Na HALE O Maui, and elected their interim board of directors—mostly from the real estate community. The Realtors Association of Maui gave them $15,000. Except for Andersen, who is the executive director, all Na HALE O Maui officials and directors work as unpaid volunteers. So why’d it take so long for the land trust model to reach Hawai`i’s shores? “We’re not sure if [the CLT] took a long time to reach here or if the conditions had to get such that it was seen as a viable tool,” Blackburn-Rodriguez said. Andersen agreed. “There was an effort about six years ago to get discussions on a land trust,” he said. “They couldn’t get any traction at that time. During the ‘90s the housing market was depressed and there were lots of affordable homes. It was really not a supply problem. But that’s changed in the last five years. Affordability for the work force has gone out the window.”

till in the fundraising stage–they say that so far they’ve gathered $100,000 in private donations, a $50,000 county grant and have applied for $100,000 from the state–Andersen and BlackburnRodriguez say they hope to have their first project underway by the end of this year. Within the next five years, they hope to have 300 to 500 projects done. Within a decade, they want to see between 2,000 and 2,500 properties on Maui held in community trust. Housing analysts say there’s a shortage of between 5,000 and 9,000 affordable homes on Maui, but even if Na HALE O Maui succeeds in building even a couple thousand homes, it will be the greatest CLT success story in the U.S. That’s because just 5,000 or so community land trust homes have been built nationwide since the 1960’s, according to ICE. Remember, this is America—market forces and prop-

erty rights are still in control of our economy—and “community” ownership of just about anything has always seemed to strike people as vaguely “socialist.” And this begs the key question that decides whether a community land trust lives or dies: why should a realtor or land developer become involved in a CLT when vastly greater profits are available in the housing market? “There aren’t any specific incentives solely by virtue of there being a CLT,” Jeff Yegian, an ICE technical specialist, emailed me. “Local governments can create development incentives/requirements that are easiest to meet by partnering with a CLT. Otherwise, it’s pretty much up to the personal motivations of the developers and realtors.” On the first part—incentives from local government, Andersen and Blackburn-Rodriguez see Na HALE O Maui as providing an easy way for developers to comply with the County Council’s harsh Workforce Housing Policy requirements. To get a sense of the second part of Yegian’s answer, I spoke with Tricia Morris of Hawaii’s Premiere Mortgage Co., one of the better known real estate professionals on the island, who wrote a letter for Na HALE O Maui supporting community land trusts and donated $5,000 to the organization. “It just makes sense to me,” Morris said. “I’m in the mortgage business. I try to give back to the community.” Then Morris said something else: “I particularly like [Na HALE O Maui] because it’s important to get people into homes.” In other words, backers say the real estate market has gotten so expensive that there are few options available to realtors who want to sell homes to working people. “It’s simply a situation that there’s no supply for people making up to 140 percent of the median income,” Andersen said. “Realtors know that people have to start somewhere.” It makes sense. Sell a land trust home now, get somebody experiencing home ownership who otherwise wouldn’t have that option, and in a few years that person will be able to enter the free market. Just like the community land trust in Burlington, Vermont, which is probably the most important model Na HALE O Maui officials like Andersen look to. “There 74 percent of those in the trust could afford to buy a home in the open market after selling their land trust house,” Andersen said. “The average time they spent in the trust was seven years.” Think of it as an example of Alexis de Tocqueville’s “enlightened self-interest.” Americans “show with complacency how an enlightened regard for themselves constantly prompts them to assist each other,” de Tocqueville wrote in his 1835 work Democracy in America, “and inclines them willing to sacrifice a portion of their time and property to the welfare of the state.” For its time, that was a radical view—at least as startling as the idea of free market Maui residents buying homes on community-owned land, where the homeowner, landowner and members of the nearby public can come together to decide how best to use that land. The only thing we don’t know yet is if it will work. MTW

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ONO KINEGRINDS

BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

Studio Dining Running Breakwall Café is an art. Literally. No one walking in can miss the canvas. More than four feet on a side, it stands by the front counter, dominating the room. When I walked in one recent lazy Saturday afternoon, just a few pencil marks adorned its surface. Gianna Mitchell, the artist, stood next to it and showed me a photo of an ocean wave she’s using as a guide for her painting. Then she walked around the counter and made me a sandwich.

Breakwall Café 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. Open daily, 9 a.m-5 p.m. $

Photos: Pietro Ortiz

Welcome to Breakwall Café in Lahaina. Located in the center of the 505 Front Street complex, Breakwall serves as a small breakfast, lunch and dinner nook and a studio for Mitchell, who moved to the Westside from Tallahassee, Florida six years ago. Last April she bought the café—which was also named Breakwall—and made only slight changes to the brief menu. The veggie sandwich ($6.50), which I devoured during my Saturday visit, is particularly good. Between two toasted baguette slices—or croissant or bagel halves—she stuffs Brie cheese, lettuce,

tomato, red onions and diced pepperoncini. There’s also a Mediterranean Salad ($8), consisting of red leaf lettuce, Brie cheese, olives, tomatoes, cucumbers and red onions. And there’s a large array of bagels with toppings, iced teas—the white ambrosia ($2), which tastes of coconut with the barest hint of pineapple, is outstanding—smoothies, cookies and other typical café items. One big change Mitchell made was to replace the couple small tables that used to sit to the right of the counter with her assorted art supplies as well as computers offering web access. She put her own computer and surf boards in one corner, then covered the walls with prints of her art—a mix of her paintings of waves, barrels and surfers and “pointalism” images consisting of nothing more than colored ink dots depicting sunsets around various points of the island. Mitchell—who wrote a couple stories for Maui Time in 2003—told me she started painting when she was a young girl but is largely self-taught concerning the more technical aspects of paints, oils and stretching canvases. Maui Hands sells some of her works, and she has

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Mediterranean Salad (left) Gianna Mitchell with one of her paintings (below)

images displayed at Fish & Poi in Napili, Coffee Store Napili and No Hea Galleries on Oahu. Mitchell said she’ll paint during down times, heading back around the counter when a customer walks in. While I was finishing my sandwich, one female customer walked in and noticed the small rack of postcards near the cash register. “Who does the wave pictures?” she asked while waiting for Mitchell to make another sandwich. “They’re mine,” Mitchell said. “Oh,” the customer replied, smiling. “They’re good.” “That’s what I like about painting,” Mitchell later told me. “Someone will see a painting and talk to you, say something they’d never say to you otherwise. It’s a very cool way to make a connection. I don’t know what it is that gets them to tell

me what’s on their mind, but I like it. I get that a lot with the surfers. I painted under the Banyan Tree one time. Even though I was listening to music and had headphones on, people were not shy about coming up and talking to me.”

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Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawaii - Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 8779080. AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:458:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 8930263. $

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 2447276. $

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 2441124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

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Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

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Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mañana Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

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Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. SuF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

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Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. MSa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St.,

Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd.,

Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui

Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower

Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

Wailuku, 242-8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

manu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard,

Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792

Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-

7124. $ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97

Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 510 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 8730225. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Rock N Roll -

p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees,

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawai`ian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hoonapililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $

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Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:3010 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2 p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

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Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron

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Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 2442323. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7

sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd.,

Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300

Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip. Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m.

Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cui-

(Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd.,

sine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30

and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S.

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

879-9944. $

p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.

p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-

a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602.

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

2206. $$

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily,

continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.;

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Mexica. MSa, 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891MEXI. $

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.;

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining.

Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8

S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

8880. $$$

a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim. Su-M, 5-10

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for

p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center,

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:30-1:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,

879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$ Maui Thai - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.;

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11

Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei,

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei

874-5605. $

7555. $$$

Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874TACO. $ Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly,

a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-

7767. $$$

1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and

Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim.

Mall, 891-1400. $

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9

Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898.

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-

barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Lobby

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta

Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$

entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cui-

a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-

sine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10

8883. $$$

p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043. Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8758366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Happy Hour Menu Served from 3:30pm to 5:00pm in the Bar & Lounge Area Only

Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S.

Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Tips Up Tavern & Grille - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet,

Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast

Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$ Vietnamese

Cuisine

Vietnamese

with

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store,

Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000.

Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 5727100.

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727261.

9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-

7808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Stopwatch

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace,

Fish,

steak,

burgers.

1127

Makawao Ave.,. Makawao, 572-1380. Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8

575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $

Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 572-8258. $

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St.,

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

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China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888. Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0660. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $ Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5,

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee

St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127

Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L.

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall,

667-1818. $$

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Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and MSa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., 667-2003$ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 6672663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 6618883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.close. 669-7499. $$

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 6699600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K

House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$

i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 511 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Asian fusion. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6617082. $

661-7082 Dickenson Square 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

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All Hail King! Sunday (Feb. 25), noon to sunset at Lahaina Civic Center Amphitheater [DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. CONCERT] This one goes out to those of you looking for something much different to do this week. Although it’s free, the first annual “I Have a Dream” musical tribute to Martin Luther King, Jr. is a fundraiser event (donations benefiting Maui’s youth music education programs will be accepted). The concert will honor not only King, but also entertainers who supported his dream of civil rights in America like Roberta Flack, Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan and Sammy Davis Jr. Scheduled performers include George Kahumoku, Sam Ahia, the Gene Argel Quartet, Bay Area pianist Timothy Crump, Crazy Fingers, the Maui International Gospel Choir, Kelly Covington, Lucien Kouassi, Ayin Adams, Adisa Omar, Bryant Neal (presenting excerpts from “I Have a Dream”) and gospel singer Sheryl Renee. (Crump, Omar, and Renee will also be hosting free gospel workshops Feb. 20 in Kihei and Feb. 22 in Lahaina—call Omar at 2989022 for more information). The official concert after-party will be held at Paradice Bluz in Lahaina. For more show information, call Bryant Neal at 283-3576. [COREY NIELSEN]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

Rise Up! Saturday (Feb. 24), 10 p.m. at Casanova

Get High Saturday (Feb. 24), 8 a.m. at Maui RC Modelers Flying Field [AIR SHOW] Get this, Maui is having an air show and we’re all invited. A full range of aviation activities will be demonstrated like: a full sized helicopter, motor glider, ultra light flights, jet turbine models of an F-86 and F-15, plane and helicopter aerobatics, a candy drop (for real!) and more. I’m really interested in this whole aerobatics thing. I’m thinking Top Gun but then again I tend to over-fantasize. Free hands-on flight training will be available to everyone throughout the show to learn how to fly a model aircraft. That was model aircraft, folks. You didn’t really think they were going to let you in a plane, did you? Okay, I did. But only for a second. Free. Call 879-1240. [LILIANA BEGLEY] Photo: U.S. Air Force/Sgt. Brian Ferguson

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[WORLD MUSIC] They call him “Mukanya,” after the baboon of his family totem. Yet Thomas Mapfumo is a fierce nationalist who sang to raise the spirits of the people of Rhodesia to Zimbabwe by reminding them of their cultural heritage as he spread awareness of alcoholism, AIDS and domestic violence. He invented the chimurenga sound, also known as “struggle music,” and retains his Shona roots despite harassment from the newly elected and corrupted Zimbabwean government. Mapfumo has been imprisoned and exiled but continues to record and perform in the fight for peace, love and laughter. He’s since become an international star, living and touring out of Oregon, despite having lost many band members to AIDS and other calamities. We could all use Mapfumo’s uplifting perspective to revive or begin our personal understanding of this era’s ongoing battle with injustice and misinformation. For more info about Thomas Mapfumo and the Blacks Unlimited, visit online at http://www.rockpaperscissors.biz/index.cfm/fuseaction/current.bio/project_id/209.cfm. TICKETS: $25 in advance. [KIRA SABINI]

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Year of the Boar Various celebrations— see Da Kine Calendar, p. 29

Saturday (Feb. 24), 10 p.m. at E&O Trading Co. [IMPORTED DJ] Former underground drum ‘n bass NYC/current LA nu skool breaks and house DJ Reid Speed is a turntable dynamo. I know this ‘cause she’s done some very impressive work in the DJ world for the past 10 years. Things like releasing “SIMPLOT” with FS on Jungle Sky, and in 2000 assisting Datcyde with a remix of NYC jungle anthem “Naughty Ride” featuring MC Blaise on Taciturn, releasing her debut mix CD, Resonance, which yielded “Mr Fix It” with Ming & FS, and “Picture This” with DJ Seen, and a remix of Le Tigre’s “Dyke March 2001,” collaborating with Jon (S), Sense, MC Dino and DJ Swamp on an full length album of breaks and drum & bass that she hopes to release later this year, and in March 2006 releasing her remix of Disorder’s “Deadline” on Acumen Records. Yeah, I totally don’t know what any of that means, but my press release guru Liliana, who actually brought her DJ decoder ring today, says that DJ Reid basically “laid fat tracks with multiple artists and continues to ride the sound waves toward becoming a true mixing legend of our time.” Yeah, what she said. Cover: $10. For info call 667-1818.

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[HOLIDAY] Personally, I’ve always referred to this as the Year of the Pig. This is because my mom was born in the Year of the Pig and it really pisses her off. She’d much rather be born in something cool-sounding, like, the Year of the Tiger, Horse, or even the Rooster. But no… she’s destined to a life sprinkled full of pig jokes. People born in the Year of the Pig tend to be great groomers, are generous and trustworthy, meticulous and like to wallow around in all of their fancy stuff. Pig people are smart—smart enough to know that people are making oink-ing noises behind their back. Hilary Clinton, Arnold S c h w a r z e n e g g e r, John McEnroe and the Dalai Lama are all pigs. Oh, and my mom. My mom is a pig. [LB]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Unpleasant Junk Schumacher pulls the plug on Jim Carrey’s career Director Joel Schumacher, who gave us the stinkers 8MM and The Phantom of the Opera, has somehow managed to hit a new low with debut screenwriter Fernley Phillips’ hackneyed script about a could-be killer obsessed with a pulp murder novel. Riddled with fetid clichés and plot holes the size of the La Brea tar pits, the bipolar movie largely is read aloud to the audience by Animal Control Officer Walter Sparrow (Jim Carrey).

The Number 23

★★★★★ (Zero Stars)

Rated R/95 min.

Walter leads an idyllic small town existence with his complacent pastry chef wife Agatha (Virginia Madsen) and their teenage son Robin. While waiting in a bookstore, Agatha speed-reads an obscure thriller called The Number 23 by Topsy Kretts (get it—“Top Secrets”) that she buys for Walter on his 32nd birthday. Although it only takes Agatha a few minutes to read the book that relates the number 23 to all things evil, it takes Walter days of anguish to get through the story of a tattooed private detective named

Fingerling (Carrey) who stabs his sex freak girlfriend Fabrizia (Madsen) to death. Afraid that he will kill his wife in the same manner, the suggestible Walter spirals into a fit of paranoia that culminates in an idiotically contrived climax involving a grave-digging sequence with his son. Sniggers of audience disapproval will follow. The filmmakers weigh heavy on flashing out countless examples of the “23 enigma” that equates the earth’s axis (“off by 23.5 degrees”) with the Titanic’s April 15, 1923 sinking (4-15+12=23). A blood-soaked parchment links arbitrary events and facts to the number that Walter soon relates to as the mark of the devil (666). The first third of the picture is dedicated to creating suspense around the numerical phenomenon that drives Walter to take a Sharpie to the walls of his kitchen. You know something is amiss with Agatha when his illegible mural of scribble doesn’t proHey voke her to question his sanity. Robin instantly agrees with his dad’s conspiracy theory, even if his place in the movie never takes hold as a secondary character of merit. Agatha seems to have a hand in orchestrating Walter’s descent into hell. Some of

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rious actions are never explained. The screenwriter attempts to create a Rosemary’s Baby kind of background paranoia with Agatha and her omnipotent professor friend Isaac (Danny Huston), sharing what seems like a conspiratorial relationship aimed at Walter. Schumacher calibrates detective Fingerling’s trashy novelwithin-a-movie subplot in grainy color-drained film stock that looks and feels like a wellfunded student film. The small town private eye inexplicably arrives at the obviously phony apartment of a “suicide blonde” to find his femme de fetish standing with a noose around her neck. He babbles on about how most of these attempts fail because women don’t know how to tie a proper knot so that the victim ends up walking around with a scar for a necklace. The book subplot involving the number 23 isn’t just a barren abstract reality; it knocks the bottom out of Walter’s anxiety because it’s so flimsy. Cable Guy! Play something by Coltrane! Carrey seems capable of doing serious drama in spite of his long career committed to comedy, but he’s too oddly likable to Agatha’s actions, like moving a corpse and play a killer. In any event, Carrey should prematurely knowing Topsy Kretts’ real stay away from Joel Schumacher for identity, point to her as a black widow good. MTW antagonist. However, her Agatha’s myste-

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival No film this week.

New This Week ABANDONED - (R) - Horror - Hot Russians, twins who were adopted out, searching for answers, murder, a spooky house. Yes! 96 min. (Liliana Begley) AMAZING GRACE - (PG) - Drama - Fancy costumes is the perk here. The movie is about William Wilberforce (say that out loud) who tried to get rid of slavery in the 18th century British Empire. 111 min. (LB) ASTRONAUT FARMER - (PG) - Comedy Billy Bob Thornton plays the civilian hero fulfilling his personal dream, as the government whines of the threat that he and his family poses. A family must-see. 104 min. (Kira Sabini) NUMBER 23 - (R) - Thriller - Jim Carrey stars as some tripped-out guy whose life gets really crazy after he becomes obsessed with the number 23. For the record, I have always found Jim Carrey disturbing. This is just proof. 95 min. (LB) RENO 911: MIAMI - (R) - Comedy Finally, finally, FINALLY, one of Comedy Central’s funniest shows gets the big screen treatment. All your favorite Reno Sheriffs deputies—including Lt. Jim Dangle (Thomas Lennon), complete with mous-

HIGHLIGHTS!

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tache and short shorts—head to cops convention

Christensen. 87 min. (AP)

in Miami, which is then attacked by bio-terrorists.

GHOST RIDER - (PG-13) - Action, Comic -

84 min. (Anthony Pignataro)

Motorcycle stuntman Johnny Blaze (Nicholas

ASPEN SANTA FE BALLET FRI • FEB 23 • 7:30 pm Castle • $10-$35, 1/ NLGV

Cage, who’s a little old to be playing a “motorcy-

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cle stuntman”) sells his soul to save his girl and

BECAUSE I SAID SO - (PG13) - Comedy -

then gets super powers that let him ride around

Mandy Moore plays a daughter who takes it upon

while on fire. Would love to sat in on the pitch

herself to find the perfect husband for her mom.

meeting for this one. 114 min. (AP)

Yeah, not that exciting. It’s kind of like your

HANNIBAL RISING - (R) - Thriller - Follows the

teenage years, but funny. 120 min. (LB)

story of the infamous Hannibal Lector, pre-

BREACH - (PG-13) - Thriller - Chris Cooper plays

Clarice. Looks like an awesome scary gore-fest.

spotlighting the most attractive of the girls and

on his watch. 108 min. (Keith Benedict)

then boosting only her. Hmm... sound familiar,

NORBIT - (PG13) - Comedy - Eddie Murphy stars

Beyonce? Also stars Jamie Fox and Eddie

in this comedy about a born-loser trying to win

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Abandoned - R - F, M-W (12:30, 2:55, 5:10), 7:35, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:55, 5:10), 7:35, 9:55 Amazing Grace - NR - F, M-W (1:35, 4:15), 6:50, 9:30) Sa-Su (1:35), 4:15, 6:50, 9:30 Astronaut Farmer - PG - F, M-W (12, 2:25, 5), 7:30, 9:55 Sa-Su (12, 2:25,) 5, 7:30, 9:55 Because I Said So - PG13 - Th only (2:35, 5:05), 7:35, 10 Daddy’s Little Girls - PG13 - Th (12, 2:20, 4:50), 7:20, 9:50; F, M-W (12:10, 2:20, 4:50), 7:20, 9:50 Sa-Su (12:10, 2:20), 4:50, 7:20, 9:50 Dream Girls - PG13 - Th (3:50), 6:45, 9:45, F Su (12:40), 9:20, M-W (3:50), 9:20 Epic Movie - PG13 - Th (3:15, 5:15), 7:25, 9:35, F-Su (2:40, 4:50), 7:10, M-W (4:50), 7:10 Factory Girl - R - Th (2:40, 4:55), 7:10, 9:25, FSu (12:25), 9:25, M-W (2:40), 9:25 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th-W (12, 1:30, 1:50, 2:30, 4:05, 4:25, 5), 6:40, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:35, 10 Sa-Su (12, 1:30, 1:50, 2:30) 4:05, 4:25, 5, 6:40, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:35, 10 Letters from Iwo Jima - R - Th (3:20), 6:30, 9:30, F-W (12:15), 6:30 Night At The Museum - PG - Th (1:30, 4:10), 6:55, 9:25, F-Su 3:50, 6:45, M-W 6:45 Notes on a Scandal - R - Th, Tu-W (2:15, 4:30), 6:50, 9:20, F (12, 2:15, 4:30), 6:50, 9:20, Sa-Su (12, 2:15), 4:30, 6:50, 9:20 Numbers 23 - R - F-W (12, 2:30, 4:55) 7:25, 10) Stomp the Yard - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45, F-W (3:20), 9:30

Murphy. 130 min. (HK)

over his true love. 110 min. (LB)

KA’AHUMANU 6

EPIC MOVIE - (PG-13) - Adventure, Comedy -

NOTES ON A SCANDAL - (R) - Drama/Thriller

Four young adults go on an awesome adventure

- An illicit affair between an art teacher and her

and apparently their journey and characters they

student sets the stage for a creepy old lady to

meet along the way curiously resemble the

blackmail her. Serious obsession issues in this

blockbusters of last year, for example, Superman

one—interesting! 92 min. (LB)

Returns, Harry Potter and Pirates of the

THE QUEEN - (PG-13) - Drama - The possible

Caribbean, to name a few. 86 min. (HK)

and/or proposed behind the scenes look at the

FACTORY GIRL - (R) - Drama - It’s 1965 and

actions of Prime Minister Tony Blair and Elizabith

artist Andy Warhol turns beautiful rich girl Edie

II immediately after Princess Diana’s death. Are

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Breach - PG13 - Daily (12:05, 2:35), 5:05, 7:35, 10 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Daily (12:10, 2:25), 4:55, 7:15, 9:30 Hannibal Rising - R - Th only (1, 3:55), 7:10, 9:50 Messengers - PG13 - Th (12:45, 3:05), 5:10, 7:25, 9:45, F-W (12:45), 5:25, 9:45 Music and Lyrics - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 2:50), 5:15, 7:30, 9:40 Norbit - PG13 - Daily (12, 2:20), 4:40, 7, 9:40 Reno 911: Miami - R - F-W (3:30), 7:45

Robert Hanssen, real life FBI agent turned Cold

Sign me up! 117 min. (LB)

War commie spy. 110 min. (AP)

LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA - (R) - War, Drama

BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA - (PG) - Fantasy -

- Clint Eastwood tells the flipside of last year’s

An 11-year-old boy and a shunned girl classmate

Flags of Our Fathers with this story about two

create a magical world of trolls and giants for

Japanese soldiers caught up in the hellish World

kicks. 95 min. (AP)

War II battle for Iwo Jima. 141 min. (AP)

CATCH AND RELEASE - (PG-13) - Drama,

THE MESSENGERS - (R) - Suspense, Horror -

Comedy, Romance - When her fiancé dies, a

I’m having a bit of deja vu here, but here’s the

young women looks to her friends to help her

deal: creepy sunflower farm, sweet family, dad

through, as she discovers he may not have been

starts doing weird stuff. I’m scared already. So

exactly who she thought he was. Stars Jennifer

scared I could just sleep. 110 min. (LB)

Garner. 126 min. (Heidi King)

NIGHT

DREAM GIRLS - (PG-13) - Drama - Beyonce

Comedy/Action - Larry Daley (Ben Stiller), is a

THE

MUSEUM

(PG)

Knowles stars as one of three girls in a musical

nice guy security guard at a museum. Strange

group that slowly rise to the top in the 1960’s by

and humorous things come to life at night while

Sedgwick into New York’s most alluring super-

we still talking about this? 103 min. (HK)

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star. Then Edie falls for singer-songwriter Danny

STOMP THE YARD - (PG-13) - Drama, Musical

Quinn, and all cultural hell breaks loose. Stars

- A troubled teen moves from L.A. to Atlanta for

Sienna

school and learns to “step,” a style of dance in

1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Thu (1:30), 4:45, 7:45 F-Sa (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, 10, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:45 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th (1), 4:05, 7, F-Sa (1), 4:05, 7, 9:30, Su-W (1), 4:05, 7 Norbit - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, F-Sa (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 9:50, Su-W (1:30), 4:30, 7:30 Queen - PG13 - Th only (1:30), 4:30, 7:30

Miller,

Guy

Pearce

and

Hayden

which you stomp, tap and shuffle your feet to make music while still looking cool. 115 min. (HK) (PG-13) - Romance, Comedy - In the most original movie of the year, perhaps the decade, a high-powered attorney chick hooks up with a janitor even though her pop protests. Brilliant! 95 min. (AP)

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 Because I Said So - PG13 - Th only (1:15, 4), 7, 9:30 Catch and Release - PG13 - Th only (1, 3:30), 6:45, 9:20 Daddy’s Little Girls - PG13 - Th (1, 3:30), 7, 9:40, F, M-W 1, 6:30, Sa-Su (10:30, 1), 6:30 Norbit - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:15), 6:45, 9:15, F, M-W 1:30, 4, 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4, 7:15, 9:45

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

‘Big Bangin’ Away’ How Wes “Scoop” Nisker breaks down The Big Bang, The Buddha, and The Baby Boom Wes “Scoop” Nisker is a journalist, radio DJ and teacher of Buddhist meditation and philosophy. He is also author of the book The Big Bang, The Buddha, and The Baby Boom, an autobiographical romp through spiritual trends, blocks and discoveries. The book is hilarious, smart and has just enough skepticism to hold the attention of people who have not yet joined the ranks of “cosmic Oneness.” I appreciated its candor and decided I had to talk to Nisker myself. MAUI TIME WEEKLY: I have a major problem managing time. How do you think Buddha would view procrastination? WES NISKER: I think Buddha would say don’t procrastinate when it comes to understanding yourself, your true nature. You

shouldn’t chastise yourself for being. It might be part of your character. You’re perfectly human, meaning you have to accept yourself. What fatal flaw has Buddhism helped you with? Painful self-consciousness. Who am I? How am I doing? Am I winning? Good enough, handsome enough? When I started reading about Buddhism it made a lot of sense to me, starting with the first noble truth. To begin with that, it sort of undercuts our idealism, the sense that we can live happily ever after. That appeals to especially people of my generation, who thought we could fix it all, but it wasn’t working out that way. So there was a real beauty to the Buddhist philosophy with its central teaching about identity and self, that you are not separate, not isolate—you arise with all things. You really do begin to experience yourself in a different way when you meditate. You pay attention to your breath, you really being to experience that as a part of your identity, as a breathing organism, you become a cell in a great breathing of earthly life. It shifts your identity from the psychological to the biological. You come down from the story of your life to the facts of your life. It’s going back to the basics. Meditation practices is eco-spirituality—it

is an environmentally good practice to do, it brings us back to aliveness, the essence of who we are, and increases a reverence for the rest of life. As earthlings, we can dissolve our individual drama. We are one with all the other creatures on this planet. I think Darwin and Buddha would’ve gotten along fabulously. What advice would you give to beginners on a similar spiritual journey? Patience is a virtue. I think the most important thing is to realize you are perfectly human. This is a whole new game in the human experience—trying to tame your mind and understand yourself in these deeper ways is new. Don’t expect to create changes right away, and be kind to yourself, not

judgmental. One of my mantras is “You are not your fault.” MTW

Wes “Scoop” Nisker Saturday (Feb. 24), 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on Mana’o Radio; Sunday (Feb. 25), 3-6 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Satsang with Ram Dass.

Wes ‘Scoop’ Nisker Excerpted! Yes, we’re Big Bangin’ away, doing the subatomic shuffle here in this human form, human life. And we try to put a good face on it, make out that life is sweet, beautiful, serve some higher purpose. But it’s also easy to have a relatively dark, cynical attitude. I’ve been struggling with it all my life—I consider myself a cynic in recovery… That’s why I love the Buddha so much. You know, he states it right at the beginning of his teaching. First noble truth: Life is full of pain and suffering and disappointment and dissatisfaction. And especially if you take it too seriously or take it too personally, which is why it can be a great relief to hear this first noble truth because then you realize it’s not just you that isn’t getting it all together and

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getting it right. You have not been singled out for a special punishment… We don’t get to choose our body, we don’t get to choose our personality, we’re not free to be who we are. We’re forced to be who we are. And you’re not told why you’re here, or what you’re supposed to be doing while you’re here. And you’re given just enough consciousness to know that you do exist and that someday you will die, which you very much don’t want to do… As Wavy Gravy says, ‘If you don’t have a sense of humor, it’s just not funny.’ I think Nietzsche put it well, too. He said, ‘God’s only excuse is that he doesn’t exist.’ (From Wes Nisker’s The Big Bang, The Buddha, and The Baby Boom audio CD)

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Da Braddahs - Thursday-Friday, Feb. 22-23. James Roche and Tony Silva, da kine unrelated braddahs who make up this loco local duo with special guest Mel Cabang. Da Braddahs become many different characters during their shows, drawn from an endless supply of material in everyday life and personalities on these islands. Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Aspen Santa Fe Ballet - Friday, Feb. 23. According to the New York Post, the dancers go “for broke... with magical and poetic results.” Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Air Show - Saturday, Feb 24. RC Modelers, Inc is hosting an air show featuring all kinds of cool demonstrations like full sized helicopters, motor glider, ultra lights, an F-86 and F-15 and more. Candy drop for the kids. Free! 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui RC Modelers Flying Field, 879-1240. MauiFest Drive in Movies - Saturday, Feb 24. This is so Grease! As a fundraiser for Maui non-profits, there’s gonna be a drive-in event with three movies, live music, food booths and good ol’ wholesome fun. I’m hopelessly devoted to this event. Tickets: $40 (VIP) per car, $20 per car (as many adults as you can pack in), $5 per adult walk-in, kids under 12 free. 5:30 p.m., MCC, 573- 5530. Midnight at the Oasis - Saturday, Feb 24. The Hui knows how to throw a party... a gala, really. Hosted bar, sit-down dinner with a Middle Eastern theme, catered by Chef Bev Gannon, entertainment by Sun, Moon and Stars Dance Theater and afterdinner dancing to the VooDoo Suns. Live and Silent Auction. The Hui promises to be transformed into a a scene straight out of Arabian Nights. Come in costume. Tickets: $175. 4:30 p.m., Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 572-6560. Tango Amor - Saturday, Feb. 24. The highlight of the second International TangoFest Maui (Feb. 20-25), with renowned tango artists Miriam Larici, Hugo Patyn, Brigitta Winker, George & Kai Garcia, and more. Tickets: $15. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Thomas Mapfumo and The Blacks Unlimited - Saturday, Feb. 24. The founders of chimurenga music, Thomas Mapfumo's band the Blacks Unlimited are not only the most important

band in Zimbabwe, but trailblazers and veterans of Afropop. Casanova’s, 572-0220. I Have a Dream - Sunday, Feb. 25. Community concert featuring gospel, local bands and more. A musical tribute to Martin Luther King Jr. Free. 12 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center, 283-3576.

TICKETS ON SALE Leon Russell - Mar. 1. Leon Russell has played on, produced, arranged and wrote some of rock ’n roll’s most successful records. He has been awarded four Gold Albums, and had a hand in many other chart-toppers: “Delta Lady,” “This Masquerade,” “Superstar,” “A Song For You” and others. Tickets: $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Tiempo Libre - Mar. 2. Grammy-nominated Tiempo Libre (“Free Time”) is known for their incendiary, joyful performances of timba—an irresistible, dance-inducing mix of high-voltage Latin jazz mated with seductive rhythms. Dance along, the Castle will have a dance floor for this event. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Face of America - Mar. 3. “Face of America: Volcanoes National Park, Hawai‘i” An unforgettable artistic journey following the epic myths of Pele, Goddess of Fire, powerfully portrayed in the ancient language of hula. Tickets: $40. $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kolohe Fest - March 4. Steel Pulse, Bunny Wailer, Midnite, Humble Soul, Marty Dread , Native Elements, Ten Feet, BET, Inna Vision and more. I’m a huge Steel Pulse fan and you better bet your bootie that I’m calling dibs on tickets way early. Tickets: $42, $30. 2 p,m, A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Descendance - Mar 8. Professional and powerful, Descendance brings the finest in dance and music from Australia’s indigenous Aboriginal culture. Descendance was named the dance champion in the first World Culture Open competition. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Nellie Olesons - Mar. 8. This pageant themed sketch show features the Nellies’ signature brand of smart, twisted humor, with more than 50 characters skewering the likes of circuit queen dads, public relation whores, boxing ring girls, high kicking Spanish TV hosts, pathetic

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The Newest Addition to Our APR Collection ALOE BLACC “SHINE THROUGH” [R&B/HIP-HOP] Much like fine wine and heartbreak, Shine Through’s Latin- and Afro-flavored tunes get better over time. It initially strikes as too shifty a composition, with each track serving a loose blend of soul, salsa, dancehall, calypso, roots, folk, electronica and hiphop. But squash the need to classify and one would find a sound that is complex, and reflects a certain freedom only found nowadays in deeply rooted, independent endeavors. After all, so what if it’s emo-techno-Gregorian-bluegrass, as long as it drives party people to cut some serious rug? The Panamanian-born Aloe Blacc produced most of the album, which debuted on Stones Throw Records last year. The off-kilter, culturally relevant Southern California label is best known for funk and soul artists like Breakestra and Dudley Perkins, and indie hip-hop faves Madlib, Peanut Butter Wolf, Lootpack and the late Jay Dee. No stranger to hip-hop, Aloe first began his music career as an MC and the other

half of Emanon. But in his solo effort he manages to develop a groove that is soulful, sensual and ahead of his mainstream peers. Already having garnered some iconic comparisons from music critics and nods from tastemakers like Gilles Peterson, the album buzz also earned him a “Liquid Love” remix for the Roy Ayers Virgin Ubiquity Remixed project. Shine Through kicks off with melodious synthesizers in “Whole World,” followed by a bevy of dance floor bangers, bedroom rockers and raw Latin rhythms. “Long Time Coming” is a distant rendition of a Sam Cooke 1960’s classic, “A Change is Gonna Come.” Dancehall vocals wrap up broken-beats inspired “Are You Ready” while Aloe does a sparsely digital treatment over buttersmooth vocals in “Arrive,” written about a lover’s moment before climax. It’s officially been added to my APR collection, as in Audio Panty Remover—a term I regretfully did not originate. “Want Me” doesn’t get the same accolades, however, spoiled by rap vocals at the end that constitute of “This ain’t a love song; I’m trying to put it on you.” I admire the candor but it’s not exactly sexy. But he does redeem himself with the poignancy of “Inna,” produced by label mate Madlib; percussion-rich “Patria Mia,” an ode to his Panamanian roots, and “I’m Beautiful,” a lovely ballad dedicated to his young niece. “Caged Birdsong’s” stripped down bass line and heavy lyrical lashing are inspired by a Maya Angelou novel. One of the two bonus tracks is “Gente Ordinaria,” a beautiful, salsa remix of John Legend’s “Ordinary People,” which I have sheepishly grown to like more than the original. The classic layers of trumpets, percussions and sweet Spanish vocals give the arrangement an instant vintage feel. —Stones Throw Records 2006 For more info, visit aloeblacc.com or myspace.com/aloeblaccmusic. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR office workers, “mangina” and, of course, pageants. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio, MACC, 242-7469. Natalie Cole - Mar. 9. Who doesn’t like Natalie Cole? I mean, she’s Nat King Cole’s daughter for goodness sake. Her release Unforgettable: With Love earned her a Grammy and sold a kagillionbillion copies. Okay, it was five million, but who’s counting at that point? Tickets: $85, $75, $65, $55. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23 Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walkins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Blood Drive - Okay, last chance... I vant to suck your blooood. Donate some blood already! The life you save is important no matter whose it is. Now that was deep. 7 a.m.-4 p.m., Cameron Center Auditorium, 800-372-9966. Boar Festivities - Lahaina welcomes the Year of the Boar with firecrackers, lion dance, martial

arts and more. Free. 4-8:30 p.m., Front Street.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 24 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only. Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.* The Great Whale Count - Sign up to be a volunteer for counting Maui’s whales. Staff will train you in the art of whale counting.Fun for the whole family. They’ll provide the binoculars, you provide the sunscreen 8 a.m., The Pacific Whale Foundation, 249-8811. Health Fair - The Dragon’s Den knows health inside and out. They are holding their 2nd annual health fair. This year’s theme is “Celebrate Your Life.” Lions Dance, martial arts, fireworks, health lectures, health consultations, open house, raffle tickets, live music and more. Free. 9 a.m., The Dragon’s Den, 572-2424. Scott Huckabay - “The Guitar Avatar” Experience a night filled with mystical guitar alchemy. Not too sure what that means, but I’m thinking some tripped-out giuitar riffs. $10. 8 p.m., Mandala Ethnic Arts, 579-9099.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 25 Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Boar Brunch - The Kaanapali Beach or “Hawaii’s most Hawaiian” hotel is going Chinese. To celebrate the Year of the Boar they are offering a speical buffet brunch featuring over 50 items including Asian delicasies. Yes, there will be Lion Dancers there. Call for details. Kama’aina $30.95. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Kaanapali Beach Hotel, 667-0124. Intro to Ayurveda - Maui Lotus Yoga and Maui Herbs are holding a talk on the basic principles of Ayurveda. Learn to determine your body type (Dosha) and discover your health imbalances (Vikruti). $10. 1 p.m., 115 Lipoa St., #201, Kihei, 874-9642.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28 Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 8916770 ext. 2.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260. Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050. MOMS Club Haiku - Feb 27. Do you stay at home all day with your kids? Do you have bald patches on your scalp from randomly tearing out

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BADA BING’S

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

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CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

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Friday 02/23

Saturday 02/24

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Wild 105.5 Party

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Kilohana No cover, 10pm

Tom Cherry $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Victoria Barrett ad Friends No cover, 7:30pm

Pau Hana Party!

Art Wine Party “Boundless Love,” 7pm

MON - Open Mic Night, No cover

Dezman, Dzaiah, Sleeping Elephants and Unified Soul

Thomas Mapfumo and the Blacks

WED - DjBlast, 9:45pm

Manoa Radio $7, 10pm

Conscious Healing, $7, 10pm

MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; Wed - Blue Turtle Seduction, $20, 10pm

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huge clumps of hair? Does your lunch usually consist of bits of rice, oatmeal and applesauce picked off of your shirt? I though so. You need a support group. Meet other moms like you that get together to get it together. Giggle Hill, 7571413 or 572-9296 for details.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174. Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Whale Talk - Thu. Feb 22. Greg Kaufman, the Pacific Whale Foundation’s President and Founder wll hold a talk and present a video on “The Imperial Humback Whales of the Southern

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Hemisphere.” Free. 6 p.m., Pacific Whale Foundation Discovery Center, 249-8811. Sea Talk - Wed. Feb 28. “Kanaka Maoli Wisdom of the Sea.” Kahuna Charlie Maxwell explores how modern culture can beneft from the teachings of the Native Hawaiians in regards to the ocean. Free. 6 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, Maalaea, 270-7075.

ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 2445263.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Lahaina Canoe Club - Sunday, Feb. 25. 2007 annual meeting will include the 2007 season practice times, coaching and elections. Food and refreshments provided. 10 a.m., Canoe Beach, 250-5018.

STAGE “You Can’t Take It With You” - Weekends, Feb. 23-25. Last Week! Don’t miss it. “You Can’t Take It With You” performed by Maui OnStage puts two families together—one eccentric, one conservative. The daughter and son of said families get engaged. Wait, I think I lived this. Is this a biography on my life? All ages. Tickets: $18, $16, $12. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969.

ART Susan Jenson - Through Feb. Jenson will be demonstrating her lauhala weaving and basket making. Dates and times vary. Call for info. Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245. Donna Ziegler - Every Thu in Feb. Maui Hands Gallery is featuring the glasswork of Dona Ziegler. New to the island, Dona is embarking on her lifelong dream of being a Maui artist.She will be on hand to discuss the intricacies of creating fused glass, mosaics, and stained glass. Free. 4-8 p.m., Maui Hands, Kaanapali, 667-7997 Scott Mead - Every Fri in Feb. Maui Hands Gallery is featuring the photography of Scott Mead. A virtuoso at the use and manipulation of light, Mead carefully selects his subjects and locations to optimize the ever-changing luminosity and atmospheric conditions the Hawaiian Islands present. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands, Lahaina, 667-9898. Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: hisashi Otsuka and Darrell Hill. 6:30p.m., Front Street, 667-9194. Eleykaa Tahleh - Every Wed in Feb. Eleykaa Tahleh will be demonstrating her “Illumination Art” technique. Born in Japan, Eleykaa first studied sumi-e (Japanese brush painting) at age seven. She has since added watercolors, pen, acrylics, pastels and oils to her repertoire. Free. 14 p.m., Maui Hands Paia, 579-9245. WOW Wailea - Every Wedesday meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus.

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This week: The Twins. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina Galleries, The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583. Art Invitational - Now through Feb. 25. The Maui Plein Air Painting Invitational is interspersed with special events to gather artists and the public throughout the week. Highlights include: kickoff paint, lecture and slideshow, quick draw and sunset paint. Call for details 264-3277. Jack Hamilton - Sat, Feb. 24. Since 1995, Jack Hamilton has created over 1400 oil paintings of views of Maui. Meet the artist at the Opening Celebration of his new exhibit. 5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, Paia, 579-9245. Boundless Love - Sat, Feb. 24. A group art exhibit with wine reception. Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852. Opening Ceremony - Sun, Feb. 25. Viewpoints Gallery is hoding the opening celebration for their annual invitational art exhibit, this year themed as “A Celebration of Hawaii”. Blesing, hula, chant, lei making and arts and crafts demonstrations. 3 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery, 572-5979.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. + TV/RADIO Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith

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(alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Lahaina Store Grille - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 58:45 p.m.; Mon, JD on the roof 6-9 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700. Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Gian Don’s - Nightly, various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 02/22 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Friday 02/23

Saturday 02/24

Sunday 02/25

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

L Dog 10pm

TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm

JACQUES

DJ El Gato, $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Jared 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Q103 $6, 10pm

Maui Underground $5, 10pm

DJ Cronic No cover, 10pm

TBA the band 10pm

Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

MON - Crunch Pups 10 pm WED - Danny Murray, 10pm Sam Ahia 6:30pm

TUE - WED, Sam Ahia, 6:30pm

DJ mix 10pm

MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

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2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band; Mon, Tue, Joyce and Gord. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

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Jacques - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m. Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. TueSun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

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EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

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MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa and Shawn, 9pm; WED - DJ Nexus & Stripbeat, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

DJ Mackie $5, 9:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 02/24

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

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Friday 02/23

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The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Adam Reggae No cover, 10 pm

Ryan Silky No cover, 10 pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10 pm

Johnny Ringo No cover, 10 pm

MON - Dj Tara, No cover 10 pm TUES - Trevor Jones, No cover 10 pm WED - Open Mic, No cover 10 pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Shadow Bar, all access entertainment

Pati’s CD Release Party

After Party Martin Luther King Tribute Concert

MON - Menage a Trois; $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Dollar Live w/An Den

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DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

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Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

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505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

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Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

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Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm

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Crunch Pups $3, 9pm

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Among my friends, the ones who take it easy actually party more than the ones who consider themselves hardcore. These moderate partiers manage to go out a few nights a week for several hours each time, calling it a night before things get too crazy. The hardcore ones stay up all night, and the next days recovering. The take-it-easy crowd end up putting in 15 hours a week living it up, while the hardcore ones do 8-12 (and only remember 5). I know you crave intensity and the variety of experience. Might it be possible that your route to maximum intensity and variety is the moderate one, at least right now?

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Dramatically restricting their diets has extended rats’ lives. People are trying it, too. It wouldn’t be such a terrible idea if it weren’t such a hardship and if it protected you from other things that might kill you. Sometimes the “cure” is worse than the ailment. I’d suggest to the calorierestriction crowd that living well for 70 years might be better than starving for 100. Could that be the case for you as well? This week, consider the possibility that your “problem” is easier (and more pleasurable) to live with than its solution.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Like you, I’m not especially shy. If I’m interested in someone, I have no problem expressing it; my occasional problem, perversely, is taking an interest in anyone at all. That’s right, I can be a bit of a snob. Don’t sneer; you can be, too. Call it “having standards,” if you want. There’s nothing wrong with that, only that your standards are too narrow. You should hold out to have only great people in your life. However, your concept of what “great” is has dramatically limited the kind of people you let into your life, to your own detriment. Revise your definition, fast.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Because you feel everything so intensely, you put up a barrier between yourself and the world. Consequently, those “within your shell” get a completely different version of you than those stuck outside it. It’d be sad if they walked away based on that inaccurate assumption. They’d be interested in the “real you,” if only they could see it. I’m not suggesting you remove your protective shell entirely—but this week a revealing crack or chink might be in order.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I admire your desire to be direct and candid. Sometimes, however, a little song and dance before you cut to the chase might be a good idea. Flirtation and romance thrive on mystery, after all. It may be refreshing when someone lays their cards on the table, but it’s not terribly romantic. Don’t start lying, though. I’m simply suggesting that exercising your powerful honesty isn’t always your best option. Sometimes—like this week—just keeping your mouth shut is the best thing you can do.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) I have a friend in his late 20s who’s still never had a drop of alcohol or taken drugs not prescribed by a doctor. I ascribe to a different school of thought, one that values experience, but I still wouldn’t suggest he take up drinking or doping now. Once you’ve invested that much time in something—no matter how pointless it may seem now—it would be a shame to just blow it. You may be ready to move on with a big change. Don’t screw it up by not valuing where you’ve already been. If you’re a granny-virgin who’s over it, don’t just hook up with the first person who’ll have you. Hold out a little longer, and do the damn thing right.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) This is a good week to indulge in simple animal pleasures. I’m not suggesting you spend your evenings picking nits our of your most hirsute friend’s back hair, but more that you relax and enjoy a glass of wine, a chocolate brownie, a hot bath, some wintry cuddling—that kind of thing. Don’t overthink things. Keep it simple is the name of the game this week, and pursuit of pleasures that are easily. Here’s a hint: if your dream or goal involves more than two or three steps or takes longer than a day to set up, you’re probably trying too hard.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I’m guessing you were a salmon in your past life, considering how powerful your urge to swim upstream is. Driving the wrong way up a one-way street, however, is not really the best plan you could come up with, as exciting as it might be for a minute or two. I’m not suggesting you simply go with the flow. Not you. But finding a way to head in the direction you wish without risking a million head-on collisions is your main goal this week. Perhaps you could try hopping out of the stream entirely?

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MODELS NEEDED! Pro photographer hiring models for beauty, fitness and lifestyle stock photos. $50 per hour. No experience necessary. E-mail photo to ron@ronchapple.com. Or mail photo to RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Call (808) 874-5755.

I’AO ACUPUNCTURE & SPA Now interviewing EXPERIENCED LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST. Have your own zen space & be the healing therapist in a professional, serene setting. Serious inquires only. Call: 249.8280.

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For advertising rates & information, call Brad at 283-3260 or Tommy at 283-0512

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MAUI’S BIGGEST & BEST GAMING CENTER! PC Gaming-XBox 360s-Gamecube-PS2-52” HDTV’s-Vintage Arcade Games-Open Late Every Night! VERSUS located in Azeka Shopping Center, Kihei, 891-2005 www.versusonline.net

Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special! West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2007. For reservations call 877-7005

Sweet Life Fruit Company Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide. Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

FISHING ACTION! STOP WISHIN’ & GO FISHIN’ 42’ BERTRAM SPORTFISHERS

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Maui: (808) 667-2774 KONA: (808) 327-1265

TOLL FREE 1-800-590-0133

LA FLEUR PLUMERIA Full Service Nail Salon. Pedicures, Manicures, Waxing, Artificial Nails. Open 7 Days A Week in the Dolphin Plaza, Kihei. 879-8689

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE & OYSTER BAR "Voted Most Romantic Restaurant" by Maui Time Weekly Readers! "Romantic, Casual Rooftop Dining" 744 Front Street, Lahaina. 6619090

PIIHOLO STABLES-RIDING ACADEMY & LESSONS Private & Group Lessons Available. Gentle, Well-Trained Horses & Ponies. Indoor AllWeather Riding Arena. 9am-7pm Daily. Call jillian 572-1789

THE STUDIO MAUIFINAL WEEKEND "YOU CAN'T CELEBRATING THE POWER OF MOVEMENT TAKE IT WITH YOU" Presented by Maui Onstage at the Historic Iao Theater in Wailuku. Friday and Saturday at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 5:00 p.m. TICKETS: CALL 242-6969

Dr. Robert Ley Comprehensive Pain Management

Spinal Trauma and Orthopedic Injuries Automobile and Occupational Injuries Chronic Neck and Back Pain Shoulder, Knee, and Hip Pain Accepting most insurance plans, including

HMSA, UHA, Tri-West Located in Kukui Mall

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 875-7595

Mana'o Radio Benefit Concert, Friday March 2nd, 6-10p.m. For Details Visit... www.thestudiomaui.com

Burton Feinerman, M.D. Cosmetic Dermatology •Anti-Aging Medicine •Weight Loss Program That Works •PPC Injections To Dissolve Fat Safely •Contour and Shape Your Body •Botox-Collagen-Restylane Wrinkle Fillers •Foto Facial IPL Wrinkles, Brown Spots •Chemical Peels Safe; No Down Time •HGH-Testosterone Female Bioidentical Hormones •New Acne Scar Treatment With Levulan/IPL •IPL Hair Removal

874-5141 1819 S. Kihei Road Kukui Mall, Kihei www.anti-agingmedicine.com

LAST CHANCE TO OWN THE ORIGINAL CLASSIC SCION xB Get a FREE $500 Visa Cash Card with your purchase. For details visit Maui Scion, located at Maui Toyota, 320 Hana Highway in Kahului

MAUI MOTORCYCLE Your Headquarters for Honda Dirt Bikes-Street Bikes-Cruisers-ATV's-Generators and Lawn Equipment. 250 Waiehu Beach Road, Wailuku. 242-4000

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2 bed/1 bath Kihei condo. Vacation rent or call home. $549,000