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• Humpbacks in History With so many whales visiting Hawaiian waters, you might think they’ve been migrating here for thousands of years. Think again. – by James Mordovancey

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News recently of a proposed $61 million Biodiesel refinery on Maui rippled through the islands (“Biofuels: They’re the bomb!” Feb. 22, 2007). Blue Earth Biofuels is seeking $59 million from the Hawai`i state Legislature by way of special purpose revenue bonds to build the project. Blue earth plans to produce bio diesel from imported palm oil and will import at least 40 million gallons per year. Importing oil? How does this create a sustainable local renewable energy economy? I thought we were trying to get away from this paradigm? Gee whiz, Mr. Wizard! I did some research into palm oil and was awestruck by the devastation palm oil plantations are causing to the world’s great tropical rain forests. Palm oil production is driving deforestation and cultural destruction in Africa, the Amazon, Central America, Indonesia, New Guinea, Malaysia, Borneo, SE Asia, and islands in other Asia Pacific regions. Sixty million acres are planned for palm oil plantations in Malaysia and Indonesia alone because palm oil is in such demand. The main culprit of deforestation is China’s burgeoning economy consuming huge tracts of tropical forest. In fact palm oil plantations using slash, burn, wetland draining methods are the third largest carbon dioxide producer in the world contributing eight percent of all global CO2 emissions. In April 2006, China purchased 28.2 million cubic feet of Indonesian old growth hardwoods to build sports facilities for the 2008 Olympic summer games at cost of one billion dollars. Huge swaths of tropical forest have been illegally logged by the Indonesian military and sold to China. After the land is logged it is converted to palm oil plantations. The Borneo rain forest is considered the lungs of Southeast Asia. This ecosystem is home to 7,000 species with a bio-diversity unlike anything on Earth. It’s home to elephants, miniature rhinoceros, the sun bear, orangutans, tree dwelling gibbons, deer, incredible bird life, nearly extinct wild forest leopards, cats and botanical specimens both discovered and undiscovered with untold medicinal value. At one field station in Borneo’s Kayan Mentarang National Park, dozens of new species of trees, mosses and herbs, butterflies, frogs, fresh water prawns, snakes and entirely new species of mammals were found since 1991. “This field station alone has more frogs and snake species than in all of Europe,” said research station director Stephan Wulffraat, a

conservation biologist with World Wildlife Fund. The unsustainable destruction of the world’s tropical rainforests will prove disastrous to valuable ecosystems required by plant communities, animals and people who depend upon the viability and economic benefits of intact watersheds, fisheries and sustainable resource harvesting. To put it bluntly, this idea that somehow sustainable palm oil can be produced is an erroneous one. All of the world’s palm oil can or could be consumed by China. If you somehow find and take away the small amount of “sustainable oil” the unsustainably produced oil will just fill the void and cancel out the benefits. Why does Maui need an unknown mainland company (Blue Earth), subsidized by the state to produce quantities of Biodiesel which are unsustainable through local production and which will always be dependent upon foreign oil imports? I believe it far better to invest in our local Pacific Biodiesel company and with Hawaiì farmers who have proven accountability. We should invest this $59 million into putting our own ag lands into bio fuel oil seed crops. Invest in research and in identifying the best sustainable oil seed crops for local harvest and production. Invest in the local community and keep the wealth for our island and state by not sending monies offshore perpetuating environmentally destructive palm oil production. The time has come for Hawaiì to control its destiny and not be at the mercy of foreign oil imports and mainland corporations who come to Maui/Hawaiì with their hands out looking for us to hand them the money. Let us invest in ourselves. -Lance Holter, Paia

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Shall we just agree that from now until the day when the wind and rain erodes the last of the island chain that Everett Dowling is the most powerful guy in the County of Maui, if not the State of Hawai`i? The state is asking Dowling to build a high school in Kihei for them—in the 1990’s he built them Kamali`i Elementary, which is also in Kihei—and he’s now part owner of a huge swath of some of the most ecologically and archaeologically sensitive territory in Makena. His plans there, of course, are well known: expand serene Makena into a resort similar to Wailea. Native Hawaiian groups are largely mute about the proposed development in a large part because Dowling has built so many Hawaiian Homesteads. And now he’s sponsoring a series of monthly environmental lectures at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. When The Maui News asked about the controversy of placing his name so close to that of noted environmentalist Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.—the first lecturer—Dowling responded perfectly. “Anti-development is against all development,” he said. “They’re never going to like the Dowling Company, and they’re never going to like developers. There’s nothing I can do about it.” What’s more, The Maui News editorial page agrees, not noticing or caring to notice that perfectly reasonable people might see a distinction between mere “development” and building condominiums and golf courses for the wealthy in one of the most sensitive coastal areas on Maui. MTW

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Very interesting story in the Feb. 20, 2007 Maui News. “When it comes to making decisions on air safety,” writes News City Editor Edwin Tanji, “Maui-based helicopter tour operator David Chevalier isn’t waiting for the federal government to decide what the rules should be.” The story, headlined “Air tour operators taking safety into their own controls,” mostly concerns Chevalier, owner of Blue Hawaiian Helicopters, and his view that the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is so “slow” in approving new safety rules that he insists on following “his own high standards for air safety.” But what’s really fascinating is Chevalier’s explanation for the FAA’s glacier-like pace: “I think it all comes down to funding,” he said. It’s a perfectly logical and reasonable reason, but one that also flies in the face of Chevalier’s 2003 financial contribution to the George W. Bush’s reelection campaign. For the past six years, Bush has done wonders to hobble agencies like the FAA. In fact, his current proposed budget for the FAA includes more than $500 million in cuts that will hit air traffic control, safety inspection and small airports that cater to general aviation. “[J]ust this past Friday, the [FAA] Administrator told us to expect about 30 percent fewer inspectors to be hired,” U.S. Senator Patty Murray (D, Washington) said in May, 2006. “So with all the requirements placed on our flight safety inspectors, their number will still be well below the level the agency had back in 2003.”

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LC Watch Board Game It’s hard to believe, but it’s come time to pick a new Liquor Control Adjudication Board chairperson and vice chairperson. More than a mere housekeeper, the chairperson directs hearings, rules on objections during not guilty “trials” and generally sets the tone of the nine-member panel that decides the guilt or innocence of establishments accused of violating the liquor rules. For instance, Tami Nascimento—the outgoing chairperson, who’s term on the Adjudication Board ends at the upcoming March 1, 2007 hearing—set a far more relaxed, pleasant tone than her predecessor, Shigeto “Mustard” Murayama, who presided as chairperson for two years and seemed to spend nearly as much time arguing with Board Member Lance Collins as he did guiding the hearings. Murayama also never hesitated to hope out loud that liquor licensees would simply plead no contest to the charges against them so the hearings would go by faster—a view that, if Nascimento shares, she has mercifully kept to herself. But Nascimento’s term is now up, as is that of Mary-Doreen Alborano, who refused the chairperson’s job last year. Current Vice Chairperson Marilyn Chapman still has a year to go in her term, so unless she doesn’t want the job, the rest of the board will in all likelihood vote her into the top chair.

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Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. is one of America’s most passionate environmentalists. Last Wednesday, Feb. 21, he addressed a near-capacity audience at Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Castle Theater, as the first of five speakers in the Focus Green lecture series. Though his voice quavered at times (Kennedy lives with a condition known as spasmodic dysphonia, which strains his speech), his ardent environmental and political message never wavered. In fact, he gave so much information that one audience member likened listening to “trying to drink from a fire hose.” The goal of the Focus Green series, according to sponsor/land developer Everett Dowling, is to increase public awareness about global warming and hopefully motivate more people to take action. Kennedy, as senior attorney for the Natural Resources Defense Council, one of the leading environmental watchdog organizations, is all about taking action. The Harvard grad is the author of Crimes Against Nature: How George W. Bush and Corporate Pals are

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Plundering the Country and Hijacking Our Democracy. In his lecture he called Bush’s team “the worst environmental administration ever” which has “systematically eviscerated 30 years of environmental laws.” Listing former polluting industry lobbyists Bush hand-picked to guide environmental agencies—foxes guarding the henhouse—Kennedy said they have served the President’s corporate paymasters and profiteers instead of the public interest. He described the dismantling of the Clean Air and Clean Water Acts as the subversion of American democracy. He said corporate crony capitalism is treating the planet as if it was a business in liquidation. And he said that this “monumental arrogance and incompetence” is being abetted by a “negligent and indolent press. “Incompetence becomes criminal negligence,” said Kennedy, “and we passed that threshold long ago.” When an audience member asked what citizens can do, Kennedy said two things: media reform and campaign finance reform. “Corporations should not be running our government,” he said. Later he

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called campaign contributions “a system of legalized bribery.” Kennedy opened his lecture by saying Maui is one of his and his wife Mary’s favorite places in the world. “Don’t worry”, he joked, “we won’t tell anybody.” Since a Time magazine cover story in see LEGACIES, page 11

But who for the vice chair spot—the allimportant runner-up job that takes over in the event the chairperson can’t perform his or her duties (or just calls in sick)? Bill Ghean, husband of former local Republican Party official Kay Ghean, is more than capable—he pays attention, often asks questions and I once saw him lecture the rest of the board on what was and wasn’t kosher according to Robert’s Rules of Order—but he’s an older guy and he sometimes leaves meetings early. John Urauchi and Darren Lopez are nice enough, but still have a few years left in their terms. Joe Tanaka and Donald Fujii are both veterans of the Liquor Commission, but are just beginning their Adjudication Board terms. That leaves banker Glenn Kunitake as the wild card choice. Barely in his first term, Kunitake is prickly, but fair. He’ll raise his voice and throw down a stern lecture. If nothing else, he certainly makes for good copy.

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WEDNESDAY, Feb. 21 Okay boys and girls, today I want to introduce you to a very good friend of mine. His name is Irony, and he and I hang out now and then. Anyway, he’s really cool and lately he’s been popping up in the damnedest places. Like the latest issue of Hawaii Business magazine (February 2007). And though he concealed himself so well that I don’t believe the people who published the magazine had any idea he was there, I didn’t have to read very far into the issue to find him. But there he was in the page 18 story “Lanai Harvests Luxury Homes”—a brief piece on the growing popularity of living on Lanai. “The other islands are becoming a little busy, a little congested and people are starting to turn to Lanai as one of the few places that still offers the Old Hawaii lifestyle,” says Mary Hakoda in the story. Isn’t it great how the author capitalized “Old Hawaii” right there? That’s how

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you know that my friend Irony is hanging around. See, Mary Harkoda said all that because she’s a broker with Island of Lanai Properties and makes a living selling $2.5 million condominiums that front the Challenge of Manele golf course and include two-car garages, covered lanais and possibly even a spa. If anything just screams “Old Hawaii,” it’s gotta be a $2.5 million luxury condo.

THURSDAY, Feb. 22 Hey Hawaii Superferry people: somebody never gave the State Environmental Council the word that your boat is going through without the need for a pesky Environmental Impact Statement (EIS). I mean, they’re just an advisory body and all, part of the state Office of Environmental Quality Control—Anna Nicole Smith’s infant daughter probably has more power than they do—but today they did vote nine to one (with one abstention) that the Hawai`i Department of Transportation (HDOT) should have required a full environmental review before giving Hawaii Superferry, Inc. (HSF) the go-ahead. And as expected, anti-Superferry groups are already cheering their victory. “Not insignificant was testimony that HDOT had set precedent by doing its own 561 page EIS for the Oahu Intraisland Ferry System in 1989,” reads a Maui Tomorrow Foundation press release sent out soon after the vote. “Throughout the hearing, the Council’s legal counsel and the HSF legal counsel argued to defer a ruling, and question the Council’s legal ability to take any action. The Council, however, saw this issue as an exact area in which their interpretation was sanctioned, and felt that the Courts and the public could well benefit from the Council’s own interpretation of their rules.”

FRIDAY, Feb. 23 Here’s a fun fact: according to the latest numbers put out by the state Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs (DCCA), there are 3,449 licensed real estate brokers and salespeople—active and inactive—in Maui County. That’s 2.5 percent of the population! Or put another way, one out of every 40 residents in the

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SUNDAY, Feb. 25 You see that full-color ad for the proposed Malulani Hospital in today’s Maui News? “State Senators [Roz] Baker, [Kalani] English & [Shan] Tsutsui Have Turned Their Backs on Babies Like Lily,” the ad says in big bold letters over a picture of a tiny premature baby, presumably this “Lily” that the good legislators allegedly have it in for. Paid for by an organization calling itself Supporters Holding Accountable Maui’s Elected Senators (SHAMES), which itself is apparently a radical splinter group of People United to Support a Second Hospital (PUSHH), the ad alleges that “Lily” had to go to Oahu because there “is no neonatal care available” at Maui Memorial Medical Center. “Why don’t they [the senators] care about babies like Lily?” the ad asks. “Why are they opposed to needed new facilities on Maui?” Ads as subtle and measured as this have been running in the News for the past few days—some merely say that the good state senators “turned their backs” on doctors and heart patients—and while it goes without saying that Baker, English and

OVERHEARD... “He’s always been like that. Once we were having a garage sale and he went and got a real hammer and a real nail. Then he got a block of wood and pounded some nails into the wood and then tied them with string. Then he came outside and said, ‘OK, here’s this. It’s a buck. Who wants to buy it?’ He was three! And he just made this out of wood and nails and he sold it at a garage sale!” -Woman at Aloha Marketplace in Kahului, Feb. 25

Tsutsui are crying foul, the kicker is that some members of PUSHH also despise the SHAMES ads. “I think it’s very detrimental to our cause,” Hermine Harman, PUSHH co-chairwoman, said in a Maui News piece yesterday.

MONDAY, Feb. 26 The cruise industry is growing faster than ever, and Norwegian Cruise Lines (NCL) has just announced that it brought in $2 billion during 2006, but somehow managed to show a $131 million loss on the year. Their stated reason for such a miserable year, which should cheer up Wall Street and utterly depress the rest of us, is really quite simple: labor. Specifically, NCL is blaming their decision a couple years ago to run interisland Hawai`i cruises with allAmerican crews working ships flying U.S. flags, according to a report posted today on the Pacific Business News website. “Looking ahead, we face the challenge of an unprecedented 1.6 million capacity days of low-cost foreign-flag competition in the Hawaii trade during 2007,” NCL CEO Colin Veitch said in the report. “We, therefore, are closely examining all options in our efforts to bring NCL America to profitability.” So there goes the dream of NCL bucking the ugly, global trend of cruise ships possessing American names but flying foreign flags and carrying poorly paid, Third World crews. Not even four years ago Veitch had told the Honolulu StarBulletin that though labor costs on his Hawai`i ships would be double that of other vessels—American crewmembers demand American pay rates, after all—his company would cope through “innovative re-engineering” of ship operations, like contracting out laundry.

TUESDAY, Feb. 27 No kidding: laundry. Seemed like a nobrainer to me. Anthony Pignataro knows what it is like to do laundry. MTW

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‘I am Just So Proud of Him’ Lt. Ehren Watada’s parents speak out at Maui Community College It was a full house last Monday night, Feb. 26, when Bob and Rosa Watada appeared in a classroom on the ground floor of the Maui Community College library. There, before 90 people, they talked about their son U.S. Army Lieutenant Ehren Watada and his refusal to fight in Iraq. The event, hosted by Maui Peace Action, Code Pink Maui and the MCC Peace club, was a closing for the Peace Ribbon Project. Code Pink started the project to memorialize casualties in the Iraq war. The night began with a 25-minute video of a speech Lt. Watada gave in Honolulu last December. He touched on the government’s manipulation of intelligence leading up to the war, civilian casualties and historical precedents. Applause and cheers frequently punctuated the video. By the end of the video, Watada’s supporters had packed the small room to capacity. Many were carrying plates of refreshments provided by the hosts. When Bob and Rosa took the podium, the room fell absolutely silent. “I am the very proud step mom of Ehren Watada,” Rosa said, bursting into tears. “I’m sorry, I just get so emotional whenever I think about him. I am just so proud of him. Above everything, he’s so brave for taking this stand.” Bob took the podium and gave a detailed time line of his son’s journey from voluntarily joining the army to eventually refusing orders to deploy to Iraq, for which he faces jail time. When Watada was told he’d be going to Iraq, he prepared by researching the country and its customs and culture, along with the U.S. government’s reasons for war. After a year of

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study, Watada realized that he could not agree with the justifications for the invasion. In January 2006, he attempted to resign from the military but was denied. Lt. Watada was charged with two counts of conduct unbecoming an officer for comments that he made against the war to the media and one count of missing a troop movement for refusing to go to Iraq. On Feb. 7 the judge in Watada’s case declared a mistrial, only heightening the Watadas’ concerns. “It’s very unusual for the judge to ask the prosecution for a mistrial,” Bob said. His wife went further. “It’s not right, because every time they think they are going to win, they want to quit and try it again,” she said. A retrial has been set for Mar. 19, but some—including Eric Seitz, Watada’s attorney—are questioning whether it will proceed. This is because of a constitutional protection against “double jeopardy,” forbidding the trying of a person repeatedly for the same crime (the U.S. Army Judge Advocate General’s office denies that double jeopardy applies to Watada’s case). “That opens up a whole new chapter in this proceeding,” Seitz said. “Because what the army has clearly tried to do by the nature of these charges is send out a message to people in the military, that if you criticize the war... that you, too, could be charged with disloyalty.” The event also marked the end of the Peace Ribbon Project. The project display, which has been up in the MCC library for a little over three weeks, was an effort by Code Pink to remember those who have died in the Iraq war. It has been displayed all over the country and consists of more than 120 fabric panels, each one dedicated to a casualty. MTW

ROBREPORT LEGACIES: continued from page 8 1982, and a string of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Best Islandâ&#x20AC;? picks in Conde Naste Traveller, Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s charm as a tourist destination is no longer a secret. More than two million visitors arrive each year. Some like it so well they decide to move here, or buy a timeshare or second home. The influx of wealth over the past two decades has resulted in more mega-mansions, and the loss of beachfront lots and open space views. In fact, it was the surge in development of coastal land, and a few lost battles to save wild shorelines at Palauea Beach and Kekaà Beach, that led in late 2000 to the formation of the Maui Coastal Land Trust (MCLT). The mission of the Maui Coastal Land Trust is to acquire, preserve and protect coastal lands in Maui County. In a little more than six years, MCLT has accomplished a lot to meet this lofty goal. Among their first actions was support for a 2002 charter amendment to allocate one percent of real property tax revenues to support open space and coastal acquisitions. The ballot measure passed, and this revenue became a key part of the purchase of 277 acres of coastal dunes, wetlands and cultural sites, as well as more than a mile of beachfront at Waiheè. Other accomplishments include a conservation easement on the Hana coastline through Makaàlae pastureland between Hamoa and Waioka and working with landowners in the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pali to Puamanaâ&#x20AC;? park gateway to West Maui. Moreover, the MCLT board includes developers, landowners and conservationists, all working side-by-side. Executive Director Dale Bonar said he expects to issue press releases in the next month or so announcing conservation easements on three separate parcels, totaling more than 500 acres. He says that 1,700 land trusts nationwide have helped preserve more than 34 million acres of land. Bonar said he felt Kennedy didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do enough at his lecture to address how to solve the huge political and environmental problems of our time, but felt he â&#x20AC;&#x153;set the stage,â&#x20AC;? for other lecturers to do so. Future speakers include Canadian scientist David Suzuki (March 14), author James Howard Kunstler, (March 21), California environmental policy adviser Terry Tamminen (March 28) and Green Building Council CEO Christine Ervin (April 4). Though the Focus Green lecture series is free, donations go to MCLT,

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the designated beneficiary. Their sixth annual â&#x20AC;&#x153;Buy Back the Beachâ&#x20AC;? Benefit luau is scheduled for Saturday, March 24, and has sold out each year. This yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event features entertainers Frank De Lima, Raiatea Helm, Howard Ahia and Fulton Tashombe. Tithing a portion of our hard-earned wages to benefit coastal land acquisition is more than a feel-good charitable donation. It helps us establish legacies of protecting our natural resources in our lifetime. Robert Kennedy Jr.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s family legacy is a passion for his country, as well as for politics. He said that as a boy his father took him to Europe, where tens of thousands of people greeted them wherever they went. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We were the most beloved country on the face of the earth,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In six short years the White House has drained that reservoir dry, and we are either feared or despised.â&#x20AC;? Echoing that sentiment, and seated in the front row of the Kennedy lecture, was activist Lance Holter. Chair of the Sierra Clubâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Maui Group and the Maui Democratic Party, Holter has campaigned against drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, our military presence in Iraq, the U.S. Army court-martial of conscientious objector Lt. Ehren Watada and much more. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Bush administration is a war machine run amok,â&#x20AC;? said Holter. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gotta stop.â&#x20AC;? Holter also continues to campaign for a North Shore Heritage Park and to preserve the coastal wilderness between his hometown Paia and Spreckelsville. He has enlisted the help of former and current congressional representatives Ed Case and Mazie Hirono, and is reaching out to the County Council and Mayorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office as well. Meanwhile, the MCLT recently prepared a report on coastal lands from Spreckelsville to past Huelo, as part of the studies for the General Plan update. Kennedy said that through nature we connect to the 10,000 generations that lived here before us. He related how in virtually every world religion, the central epiphany is revealed after Buddha, Muhammed, Moses, Jesus and others spent time in the wilderness. He told of American poets, writers and artists using nature as the critical defining element of who we are, and of Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau perceiving Nature as our Spiritual Parent. Faced with our countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s leaders at loggerheads with reason and sanity, we may do well to look at our local model of cooperation, the Maui Coastal Land Trust. Perhaps these dedicated efforts here may have a ripple effect, leading others to see whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s possible. MTW

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD SERVE NO STEAK BEFORE ITS TIME Steaks from Waygu cattle in western Australia were already revered by gourmets worldwide (noted for their marbling), but recently an exporter went a step further: The choice grains fed the cattle are now being soaked in a 2004 cabernet merlot, according to a January dispatch from Sydney in London’s Sunday Telegraph. “Our biggest problem is going to be meeting demand,” said the managing director of Margaret River Premium Meat Exports, even though the best cuts of steak might run the equivalent of about US$90. Plans are to feed each cow a liter’s worth of wine daily during its last 60 days.

YIKES! In January the British General Dental Council found David Quelch guilty of professional misconduct for pulling two teeth of a patient, against her will, without anesthesia, because she had complained about previous treatments. He allegedly said, “That’ll teach you ...” And in Romania, the patient at Panduri Urology Hospital was not at fault (according to United Press International, from a January story in Bucharest’s Sunday Telegram) when surgeon Naum Ciomu lost his temper at his own sloppiness and chopped off a 36-yearold man’s penis. Ciomu later admitted that he had overreacted. Nonetheless, the Romanian doctors’ union complained that Ciomu’s fine (the equivalent of about $190,000) was unwarranted.

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SCIENCE GONE MAD Transgendered patient Gina Tilley filed a lawsuit late last year against New York City plastic surgeon David Ostad (who has been cited by state medical authorities 11 times and sued 14 times), complaining that her 2004 saline breast implants had shifted to her armpits. And the fire alarm at the Sea Life Centre in Weymouth, England, sounded one night in December, attributed to a diet of brussels sprouts fed to a turtle. Marine biologist Sarah Leaney of the Centre explained that the turtle’s resulting flatulence probably created bubbles that raised the water level enough to trigger the alarm.

SETTLING THE GENDER WARS German cancer researchers, writing in a January journal article, reported that any exercise helped ward off breast cancer in premenopausal women but that housework-type exercise worked for all women and was superior to job-based or leisure-based exercise. And in January a female chimpanzee, Judy, escaped from the Little Rock (Ark.) Zoo. As she moved about, was observed entering a bathroom, grabbing a brush, and cleaning a toilet. She also wrung out a sponge and cleaned off a refrigerator, according to an Associated Press report.

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Not all of the mysteries regarding Hawai`i’s humpback whales are contained deep beneath the waves. On the contrary, some of their most provocative enigmas are hundreds or even thousands of feet above the water’s edge, on boulders and cliff sides on nearly every island. These formations are perplexing not so much for what is there as for what isn’t. Before the whaling fleet came to Hawai`i in the 1800’s, or even before the coming of Europeans to the islands in the 1700’s, ancient storytellers had been practicing their craft here for centuries. Not all these early historians used their mouths or swayed their bodies in hula dance to pass on their stories or observations. Some used their hands to scratch petroglyphs upon rock surfaces. They are largely symbolic, found all over the world wherever people found the need to express great events or deep-seated needs. Curiously, whether by these petroglyphs or other means of expression, Hawaiian culture is largely lacking in references to whales at all, much less to the awe-inspiring migration of humpbacks we see today. In contrast, images of turtles and sharks and other sea creatures adorn everything from seat covers to tattoos to necklaces. In fact, these other creatures have been well represented in story and lore on the islands for generations. Why? What could have happened to images and stories, which are a type of record, of the acrobatic humpbacks, which provide one of the most excitingto-witness wildlife events on the planet? Could it be that the Hawaiians wanted to keep their presence here a secret, as some people claim? The whales were a source of power, god-like even, and it was taboo even to talk of them? “Come on,” says one whale researcher on Maui. “Forty-five tons ejecting out of the water like a Saturn V rocket is a little hard to keep a secret. Especially when it’s happening dozens and dozens of times every hour. Such behavior leaves an impact upon a

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culture. This is especially true when you’re witnessing it close by, from a canoe, as many early Hawaiians would have been. “Imagine these people seeing such things and then going back to their village and exclaiming it to friends and relatives,” the researcher continues. “It would have shown up in art and custom and story. There would have been ceremonies welcoming the first whale of the season. Festivals would have been held in their honor. The Maoris [of New Zealand], to name one, have such things to this day and they’ve had exposure to humpbacks down there for centuries.” To be sure, a few images of whales do exist at petroglyph sites on Maui and other main islands. Such references also are scattered throughout Hawaiian culture. However, these references are few and far between. They’re hardly representative of the thousands of titans presently cavorting, splashing and blowing their way through Maui County waters. In addition, most of these references are to other species. For instance, most of the petroglyphs of whales seem to have a 90-degree or squared angle on the snout—more representative of sperm whales than of humpbacks. Along these lines, the Kumulipo, the ancient Hawaiian chant of creation, and other oftrepeated Hawaiian songs and tales usually bespeak of giant toothed whales. Again, this would be more indicative of the sperms or even dolphins, not the filter-feeder humpbacks, which do not have teeth. The Hawaiian word for whale, kohola, is a general term, not specific to any one species. So it’s uncertain what one type of whale, if any, it refers to. Most telling of all, references to breaching whales, the humpbacks’ trademark, are almost nonexistent. And this lack of evidence extends across two cultures, the Hawaiian and the European. During the early 1800’s, Lahaina was a rest and recreation center for the Pacific whaling fleet. For the most part, the whalers did not come here to kill whales, as many people think. Hundreds of ships would anchor off the

town every winter while the crews went ashore to let loose. This is just when the humpback migration would have been at its height. Yet these thousands of men, who whaled for a living, largely ignored the “show” offshore? Indeed, early on in the era, some whales were harpooned off of the islands. And accordingly, these events were recorded. Newspaper stories, sailors’ journals, even detailed paintings tell of whalers killing sperm whales here and a few humpbacks. But otherwise, accounts of the crews seeing or taking other whales, much less scores of them, are conspicuously absent from early media. To some local historians, the answer why is obvious. “They weren’t here is the reason,” says Jackie Hala. “At least not in these numbers. There may have been some but not this many.” A native Hawaiian, she has long talked history at Baldwin House and other historic sites around Lahaina. Presently she is a tour guide at Hale Pai, which means “printing house.” The first paper money in Hawaiì was made here. Its original press ran off the first newspaper west of the Rocky Mountains. Much of the literary tradition for all the islands originated at this site. Built in 1837, the historic structure sits cool in the shade on the lower slope of the West Maui Mountains, up next to Lahainaluna High School. Down below, the town itself stretches out along the water’s edge. A tableau of brilliant blue extends miles across to the islands of Lanaì and Kahoòlawe. On this January day, both islands are shrouded in mist. Whale watch boats cluster around cotton-candy blows and eruptions of whitewater, brilliant in the sunlight. “I wish they’d cut back some of these branches,” says Hala, trying to look out a window, “so I could see the ocean better.” Coming from a long line of local storytellers, she is well suited for her job. Her father and her grandfather were fishermen operating out of Lahaina. She

grew up listening to them and other relatives recount their experiences out on the ocean and with its wildlife. “When they were talking about something that had happened, they would say that it happened before the whales came or after the whales started coming,” she says. “They often couldn’t get dates right when talking story, so they would use things that happened as timelines. There weren’t these whales here, at least not in any numbers. That’s why there’s little record of them.” Various whale research organizations on Maui agree with her. The Pacific Whale Foundation, based in Ma`alaea, states flatly in its naturalist training literature: “There’s no evidence of humpback presence [off Maui] 200 years ago, based on lack of fossil evidence and lack of major references in Hawaiian mythology.” The Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary in Kihei puts out a pamphlet called, “The Cultural Significance Of Whales In Hawaii.” Joylynn Oliveira, who was cultural director at the Sanctuary, worked long and hard on the project, trying to solve the puzzle of the missing mammals. Despite her best efforts and the various theories she presents, nothing much is resolved, which is typical of such probes into the past. “You can’t find what’s not there,” as one reviewer put it. New research is showing that the 200-year period for humpbacks coming to Maui used by Pacific Whale Foundation may even be too long. The timeline put forth by Jackie Hala’s father and grandfather when talking story may be more accurate. Humpback whales may not have appeared in Hawaiian waters in great numbers until the 1900’s–the last century, in other words. If so, this presents as many questions as it does answers. Mainly, why? What made them start flocking here? One scenario goes like this: for a while, the northern Pacific humpbacks were hunted hard off the coasts of Alaska, Mexico and Japan. This decimated them in both their feeding and migration grounds. Struggling to survive, they sought waters away from

the killing grounds, waters that they eventually found in the waters around Hawai`i. A “seed population” had been coming here all along; perhaps hundreds of whales, perhaps as few as dozens. These “pathfinders” somehow led the way for the thousands we see here now. Furthermore, this shift in migration routes occurred after the whaling era here, after the whalers had left Lahaina, in other words. Roughly from the late 1800’s on. This would explain why the sailors wintering here did not record the mass migration—it hadn’t happened yet. Another take has it that this migration route, from Alaska to Hawai`i, is shorter than some of their old migration routes. For example, Alaska to Mexico or Alaska to Japan. The whales, like people tend to do, simply discovered an easier, softer way— and a better place. Environmental laws passed in the 1960’s have contributed to both the influx of whales here and to the confusion regarding them. Hunted to near extinction worldwide, humpbacks were accorded international protection in 1965. In the early 1970’s, they were listed as an endangered species, which

gave them additional protections. These and other laws are responsible for some of the boon now, but they don’t explain their scant background here down through the centuries. On this and other aspects of the mystery, research continues. Until such answers are provided, keep in mind that the “high time” is upon us— the time of most whales in Maui waters. “Whale Day,” a festival in their honor, was held Feb. 17 at Kalama Park in Kihei. This is only fitting because so many whales in Hawaiian waters may not only be historic but something worth celebrating. Moreover, it’s the type of thing that the ancients would have done had the whales been coming here in these numbers. MTW

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A taste of the Blue Marlin Harborfront Grill There are few things I love more than good food. My quest for it has led me to many a white linen table at some of the finest restaurants on Maui. But it’s a love that takes its toll on my pocketbook—and there are only so many little black dresses a girl can own— so I keep an eye out for more economical and casual dining alternatives.

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Blue Marlin has elements of two sometimes opposing worlds. It offers the harbor views, consistent service and impressive plate presentations of an establishment that regularly caters to visitors. But it also delivers a down-home appeal of bountiful servings, delectable yet unpretentious cuisine, and the easygoing ambience of its bar area.

Located on the lower level of the Harbor Shops, Blue Marlin looks directly out onto Maàlaea Harbor and the bay beyond. The open-air dining room is all dark wood, lots of hanging green plants, colorful glass fishing floats, and various fishing photos displayed like family snapshots. Behind the elevated horseshoe-shaped bar is a rock wall with miniature waterfalls sprouting fresh ferns. Tristan Rodrigues, the bartender, possesses the easy charm and confident reverence you’d expect from an old-school Waikiki beach boy. His bar is generally packed all day with mostly tourists in from boat tours during the day, and a mainly local clientele at night. When I sat down, I noticed the earthy Upcountry couple on my left devouring the shrimp and chips ($13.95) and peel ‘n eat shrimp ($11.95), with garlic bread and Coors Light on draft. The three local guys on my right, who had just finished a surf session on the Westside on their day off, sat with Heinekens, sake ponzu oyster shooters and a half-pound of poke ($7.50). At Rodrigues’ suggestion, I sampled an array of pupu and entrees and shared with my neighbors. For the past three years, the head of the kitchen òhana has been chef Laynie “Babycakes” Dougher, an MCC Culinary Institute graduate and former opening chef de cuisine for Marco’s and Sam Choy’s restaurants. She says her cooking philosophy is to “keep it simple,” focus on flavor and to create a family-style atmosphere in the back. As in her own kitchen at home, nothing goes out to the front of the house if it doesn’t taste good. Blue Marlin get their fish from one of four of the main sporting boats out of the Maàlaea Harbor. The fish are hand-carried through the front of the

restaurant, providing a real showstopper for diners. Along with her sous chef, Dougher comes up with the specials, depending on what the fisherman bring in. The day I visited, the fish special was a sautéed mahi mahi with Jack Daniels shitake cream sauce. It was a surprisingly subtle and elegant dish, given its rich components. “Mmm!” said the Westside surfers to my right. “This is ono! What is ‘shitake?’ The mushroom, yeah?” Blue Marlin’s most popular dish is their fish and chips ($12.95) with minted pineapple remoulade and malt vinegar. And it was tasty. But so was the 24-ounce rack of the most tender, succulent, fall-off-the-bone, melt-in-your-mouth pork ribs ($23.95). I had the couple to my left try it out. “My ribs never come out that way,” he said. “That’s because you have no patience,” she said. The crab cakes ($10.95) were perfectly balanced, and not too rich, with a light honey Dijon sauce for dipping. I could eat a bucketful of them. Again, I shared with my bohemian friends to the left. “That’s the best crab cake ever,” she said. “Instead of all that froufrou breading and stuff,” he said, “there’s a lot of crab in there.” “If I could I would bring all my friends down here three-to-four times a week and spend all our money,” said one of the surfers. His friends heartily agreed. MTW

Bartender Tristan Rodrigues with three of Blue Marlin’s entrees: Tiger Prawns, Pork Ribs and the Special of the Day— sauteed Mahi Mahi with a Jack Daniels shitake cream sauce (left to right)

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9080. Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

Hobron Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $ AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-

bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului,

877-2661. $ M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and

Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.;

plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9

F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku,

a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana

242-8580. $

Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270

M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 8930263. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese

p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center,

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-

871-6977. $$

9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2

Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the

p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 2447276. $

title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd.,

Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-

1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m.

350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St.,

Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $

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242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

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Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono

St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St.,

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Kahului, 873-5550. $

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant -

p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F,

p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready

Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F,

5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana

7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30

Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$$→$40 and up

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean,

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa,

local. Su-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu

p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Center, 877-8744. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-

Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.;

6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E.

Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave,

Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Kahului, 877-0706. $

Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6

Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $

a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local,

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily,

Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2

10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-

a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St.,

10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-

Wailuku, 249-8533. $

0225. $

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30

Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424

p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily,

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and

10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St.,

a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese.

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos,

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30

Okazu, Ramen, Asian. M - F 6:30 a.m. - 5:30; Sa

p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529.

9 a.m. - 2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical

Building), 244- 7311. $

Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2

Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.

p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8

and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd.,

Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7

Kahului, 877-8707. $

a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 244-

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style

2323. $

restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui

Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2

Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower

Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F,

Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-

Wailuku, 242-8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-

manu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard,

5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hoonapililani

Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku,

242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792

Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-

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7124. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97

Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11

$$→$20-$40

chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei

Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S.

Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $

Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cui-

Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa,

sine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133.

7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului,

893-0700. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8

a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl.

p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall,

(behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

871-0828. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts,

Rd., 875-0188. $$

breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;

Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $

MARCH 1, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawai`ian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Mexica. M-Sa, 5

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion din-

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $

p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

ner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott,

Wailea, 879-1922. $$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea

Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$ Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911368. $

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 123 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:3010 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais & Rock N Roll Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-

1400. $

p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. MF, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750

Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd.,

879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-

2206. $$

Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439

S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center,

879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Maui Thai - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.;

Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

874-5605. $

Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei,

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Gian Dons - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8799033. $

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei

Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,

Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-

Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue.

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh -

on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store,

Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave.,

Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei,

8366. $

Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

Makawao, 572-2000.

879-8400. $$

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet fes-

Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m.

9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

tive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m.

Lobby Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage

8000. $$

sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner

a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama

cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck.

760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sand-

UPCOUNTRY

wiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-

4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

7100.

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa,

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2

Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center,

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m.

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare.

Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617

875-7679. $

and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S.

Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia,

Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

579-6323. $

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and

mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa,

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602.

Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8

7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

7261.

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily,

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restau-

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

rant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m.

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 5739065. $

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and

day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao

Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S.

Ave., 572-0220. $$

Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8

healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

891-2002. $ Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

1333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd.,

874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani

Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui

Dr., 874-8880. $$$

sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,

$$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian.

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S.

Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily,

p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-

and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m

F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads,

-7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet,

Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10

Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-

a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and

Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

4994. $

more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken

Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$

and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui

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Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily,

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive,

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Wailea, 875-8080. $$

Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,

9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-

a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 5721488. $

Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,

Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei

5:30-1:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004.

Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8

M, 5-10 p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa,

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

878-1313. $$

Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim. Su-

Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with

6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-

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$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from

fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly,

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F,

5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao,

10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

572-8711. $$

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily,

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cui-

11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho

sine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St.,

Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49

Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

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Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.

- Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 55 Pukalani St.,

Pukalani Terrace Center, 572-8258. $ Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3

Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-

9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia,

579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku,

575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202

Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala

Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127

Makawao Ave.,. Makawao, 572-1380. Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku

Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 6679062. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0660. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 6672744. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and MSa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., 667-2003$ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K

i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. TuSa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

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Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - AmericanMexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 6672663. $

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 6618883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Kimo’s - Asian fusion. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.close. 669-7499. $$

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 510 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $

Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 6699600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 511 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K

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That Rich Bitch Thursday (Mar. 8), 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Theater, MACC [COMEDY] The Nellie Olesons will have been praised by all the big dogs—Vanity Fair, The New York Times and Entertainment Weekly, to name a few. Finally, and I mean FINALLY they’re having their day here at Maui Time Weekly. A moment of silence in respect for this monumental achievement… (Silence followed by drum roll)… Maui Time Weekly says, “Fricking hilarious!” and “What the hell is a Nellie Oleson?!” Come to find out, “Nellie Oleson” is the name of Laura Ingalls’ snooty rich rival in Little House on the Prairie. Okay... I get it, do you? Anyway, the group formed in 1993 and since then has been touring the U.S. and Canada making fun of people from all walks of life, from boxing ring girls, PR whores, relationship gurus—you get the picture. Members Nora Burns, Terrence Michael and John Cantwell are talented, funny and mean. Don’t miss, “Night of 100 Nellies.” Tickets: $20. Call 242-SHOW. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

For Me? Aw, You Should Have! Friday (Mar. 2), 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater (with dance floor!) [LATIN JAZZ] You say “Miami” and I automatically envision bright colors, salsa dancing and lots of hot Cuban men. You say you can’t afford to send me to Miami on my birthday and I say, bring Miami to me. And then you do!—in the form of Tiempo Libre, a Miami-based Cuban timba band intent on producing hip-shaking Latin jazz music that encourages lots of smiling, stomping and the wearing of open-buttoned shirts. And I say, gracias. Tickets: $30 advance, $35 day of show. For info, visit online at www.mauiarts.org or call 242-7469.

This Week In… Amazing Women Friday (Mar. 2), 7:30 p.m. at Makawao Union Church [JAZZ] Inner Ocean Hawai`i presents “Circling, An Intimate Concert with Rhiannon.” I knew this was a big deal when several prominent women within the community emailed and/or called to tell me what an extraordinary performer Rhiannon is, and that she is no less than “a vocal legend,” known for her remarkable improvisational stylings and creative collaborations with Bobby McFerrin. This night she’ll be joined by Maui musician extraordinaire Gene Argel. For more info, visit online at www.rhiannonmusic.com or call 572-1089. Makawao Union Church is located at 1445 Baldwin Ave., Paia. Tickets: $20.

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Sunday (Mar. 4), 2-10 p.m. at A&B Amphitheater [REGGAE] There’s nothing so unifying on Maui as the love of reggae music. And this is reggae at its hottest. Good Vibez & Natural Mystic Productions has put together a must-see show boasting the cream of reggae line-ups including Steel Pulse, Bunny Wailer, Midnite, Native Elements, Marty Dread, Humble Soul and Inna Vision. With MC Spence Jah and special guest DJs Boomshot and Addaman to keep the stars company, Kolohe Fest is sure to be a party. Steel Pulse is a 30-year veteran roots band. Bunny Wailer is the last of the Bob Marley and the Wailers, born Neville O’Riley Livingston on April 10, 1947, in Kingston, Jamaica; he was a childhood friend of Marley’s. The list goes on and continues to impress. No reggae lover aught miss this chance to praise Jah on high. [KIRA SABINI]

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[DANCE/CULTURAL] Descendance, an aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Dance Theater, formed back in 1993 in Australia as a troupe of didgeridoo players, dancers, singers, storytellers, elders, painters, musicians, choreographers and models. Descendance was born from the Ngaru Aboriginal dance Company—Sydney’s first independent, traditional indigenous troupe. There is no question that this magnificent group kicks some serious ass. In 1994 they won, out of a field of 350 groups, the World Culture Open in Seoul. Check it out for an amazing smorgasbord of color, sound, dance and roots. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. For info, call 242SHOW. [LILIANA BEGLEY]

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FILMCRITIQUE

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Out of Exile David Fincher triumphs with unsolved murder mystery Three Dog Night’s “Easy To Be Hard” plays moments before the Zodiac killer’s July 4, 1969 attack on a young couple in a lover’s lane parking lot. This tragic event sets into motion director David Fincher’s methodical adaptation of Robert Graysmith’s “first-person diaries” about the search for the notorious “Zodiac” serial killer that terrorized the Bay Area in the late 1960’s and early ‘70s. With Alan Pakula’s All the President’s Men as his guide, Fincher

Zodiac

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conducts the police procedural with masterful economy that eloquently accumulates facts gathered by various police departments and by two members of the San Francisco Chronicle’s editorial staff. Towering performances from Jake Gyllenhaal, as staff newspaper political cartoonist Robert Graysmith, and Mark Ruffalo as famed homicide Inspector David Toschi, carry the film’s precise tension to its gratifying but uncertain conclusion. David Fincher has said that with Zodiac he wanted “to make the last serial killer movie.” That lofty aspira-

tion translates into a strict avoidance of the subject’s intrinsic potential for exploitation by approaching it as a newspaper story wrangled over by preoccupied detectives and journalists. At every level of production and execution, Fincher meticulously crafts the true-crime mystery as a social phenomenon that touched the lives of many and ruined the lives of more than a few. Graysmith (Jake Gyllenhaal) is a timid but inquisitive divorced dad when we first meet him setting out for his workday on the open floor of the Chronicle newsroom. Almost a month after the Zodiac’s parking lot attack, a letter arrives at the newspaper’s offices from the gunman with a cipher containing Greek symbols, Morse code, weather symbols, alphabet characters, astrological symbols and Navy semaphore. An editorial meeting is called to discuss the killer’s demand that the cipher be published on the front page of the next day’s paper lest he kill again. An inveterate puzzle-solver, Graysmith impulsively copies the code and detects that the Zodiac will not reveal his name. The paper’s flamboyant crime-beat reporter Paul Avery (brilliantly played by Robert Downey Jr.) takes notice of the eager newcomer’s facility and the two men form an uneasy bond around their mutual interest in solving the case. Graysmith goes one better when he connects a Salinas couple’s interpretation of the cipher to a 1932 RKO film entitled The Most Dangerous Game, about a Russian Count who hunts people on his private island.

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More than a year later, a brutal knife attack on a couple enjoying the beauty of Napa Valley’s Lake Berryessa sets the siren pitch of crimson fear that infects Graysmith when the Zodiac sends a letter threatening to kill school children. James Vanderbilt’s judicious script front-loads the violence that peaks early on with the Zodiac’s murder of a cab driver in San Francisco’s wealthy Presidio district. The murder ushers in Toschi (Mark Ruffalo) and his partner William Armstrong (Anthony Edwards) who will suffer the burden of hunting for a killer without the benefit of collected evidence from other police precincts where the killer struck. The fact of police depart-

ments not sharing information, in order to claim credit for solving the case, creates a dysfunctional societal atmosphere akin to Billy Wilder’s Ace In The Hole. In the years since his last films (Fight Club and The Panic Room) Fincher seems to have abandoned his cinema of cruelty in favor of a more restrained goal. Zodiac brings his distinctively meticulous talent to the fore as he prompts intellectual and emotional responses from the audience without allowing for a second of distraction. There is an unobtrusive perfectionism in Fincher’s telling of a difficult story. He knows where reality and cinema meet, and when to push the boundaries of each. MTW

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BECKET - (NR) - Drama - King Henry II: “Do you know how much trouble I went through to make you a noble?” This period peice, shot back in 1964 won an Oscar. Stars Richard Burton and Peter O’Toole. 165 min. (Liliana Begley)

New This Week BLACK SNAKE MOAN - (R) - Drama Samuel Jackson and Christina Ricci star in this twisted tale of mending broken hearts... by beating people and chaining them to a radioator while versing scripture. I think I like it. Where’s my crop? Lily’s been a bad, bad girl... 115 min. (LB) WILD HOGS - (PG13) - Comedy - A group of four middle-aged family-type guys set off on an adventure on steel horses. John Travolta, Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence star in this tale of male midlife crisis. 110 min. (LB) ZODIAC - (R) - Thriller - David Fincher directs Mark Ruffalo, Jake Gyllenhaal and (sigh) Robert Downey Jr. in this suspenseful scare-fest based on actual case files. Warning: this killer destroys more than just lives; investigators may lose their minds. 98 min. (Kira Sabini)

Now Showing ABANDONED - (R) - Horror - Hot Russians, twins who were adopted out, searching for answers, murder, a spooky house. Yes! 96 min. (LB) AMAZING GRACE - (PG) - Drama - Fancy costumes is the perk here. The movie is about William Wilberforce (say that out loud) who tried to get rid of slavery in the 18th

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Hmm... midlife crisis or TV-to-Film Actors Summer Camp? century British Empire. 111 min. (LB) ASTRONAUT FARMER - (PG) - Comedy - Billy Bob Thornton plays the civilian hero fulfilling his personal dream, as the government whines of the threat that he and his family poses. A family must-see. 104 min. (KS) BECAUSE I SAID SO - (PG13) - Comedy Mandy Moore plays a daughter who takes it upon herself to find the perfect husband for her mom. Yeah, not that exciting. It’s kind of like your teenage years, but funny. 120 min. (LB) BREACH - (PG-13) - Thriller - Chris Cooper plays Robert Hanssen, real life FBI agent turned Cold War commie spy. 110 min. (Anthony Pignataro) BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA - (PG) - Fantasy An 11-year-old boy and a shunned girl classmate create a magical world of trolls and giants for kicks. 95 min. (AP) DREAM GIRLS - (PG-13) - Drama - Beyonce Knowles stars as one of three girls in a musical group that slowly rise to the top in the 1960’s by spotlighting the most attractive of the girls and then boosting only her. Hmm... sound familiar, Beyonce? Also stars Jamie Fox and Eddie Murphy. 130 min. (Heidi King) EPIC MOVIE - (PG-13) - Adventure, Comedy Four young adults go on an awesome adventure and apparently their journey and characters they meet along the way curiously resemble the blockbusters of last year, for example, Superman Returns, Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean, to name a few. 86 min. (HK) FACTORY GIRL - (R) - Drama - It’s 1965 and artist Andy Warhol turns beautiful rich girl Edie Sedgwick into New York’s most alluring super-

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star. Then Edie falls for singer-songwriter Danny Quinn, and all cultural hell breaks loose. Stars Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce and Hayden Christensen. 87 min. (AP) GHOST RIDER - (PG-13) - Action, Comic Motorcycle stuntman Johnny Blaze (Nicholas Cage, who’s a little old to be playing a “motorcycle stuntman”) sells his soul to save his girl and then gets super powers that let him ride around while on fire. Would love to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this one. 114 min. (AP) LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA - (R) - War, Drama - Clint Eastwood tells the flipside of last year’s Flags of Our Fathers with this story about two Japanese soldiers caught up in the hellish World War II battle for Iwo Jima. 141 min. (AP) THE MESSENGERS - (R) - Suspense, Horror I’m having a bit of deja vu here, but here’s the deal: creepy sunflower farm, sweet family, dad starts doing weird stuff. I’m scared already. So scared I could just sleep. 110 min. (LB) NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM - (PG) Comedy/Action - Larry Daley (Ben Stiller), is a nice guy security guard at a museum. Strange and humorous things come to life at night while on his watch. 108 min. (Keith Benedict) NORBIT - (PG13) - Comedy - Eddie Murphy stars in this comedy about a born-loser trying to win over his true love. 110 min. (LB) NOTES ON A SCANDAL - (R) - Drama/Thriller - An illicit affair between an art teacher and her student sets the stage for a creepy old lady to blackmail her. Serious obsession issues in this one—interesting! 92 min. (LB) NUMBER 23 - (R) - Thriller - Jim Carrey stars as some tripped-out guy whose life gets really crazy after he becomes obsessed with the number 23. For the record, I have always found Carrey disturbing. This is just proof. 95 min. (LB) RENO 911: MIAMI - (R) - Comedy - Finally, finally, FINALLY, one of Comedy Central’s funniest shows gets the big screen treatment. All your favorite Reno Sheriffs deputies—including Lt. Jim Dangle (Thomas Lennon), complete with moustache and short shorts—head to a cops convention in Miami, which is then attacked by bio-terrorists. 84 min. (AP) STOMP THE YARD - (PG-13) - Drama, Musical - A troubled teen moves from L.A. to Atlanta for school and learns to “step,” a style of dance in which you stomp, tap and shuffle your feet to make music while still looking cool. 115 min. (HK) TYLER PERRY’S DADDY’S LITTLE GIRLS (PG-13) - Romance, Comedy - In the most original movie of the year, perhaps the decade, a high-powered attorney chick hooks up with a janitor even though her pop protests. Brilliant! 95 min. (AP)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Abandoned - R - Th 12:30, 2:55, 5:10, 7:35, 9:55, F-W 2, 9:55 Amazing Grace - NR - F-W 1:35, 4:15, 6:50, 9:30 Astronaut Farmer - PG - Th Sun 12, 2:25, 5, 7:30, 9:55, M-W 2:25, 5, 7:30, 9:55 Because I Said So - PG13 - Th 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10, F-Su 12:10, 2:35, 4:55, 7:30, 9:50, M-W 2:35, 4:55, 7:30, 9:50 Black Snake Moan - R - F-W 1:40, 4:25, 7:10, 9:50 Daddy’s Little Girls - PG13 - Th 12, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50, F-Su 12:35, 6:30, M-W 6:30 Dream Girls - PG13 - Th 3:50, 6:45, 9:45, F-W 3:20, 9:20 Epic Movie - PG13 - Th only 4:50, 7:10 Factory Girl - R - Th only 2:40, 9:25 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th 12, 1:30, 1:50, 2:30, 4:05, 4:25, 5, 6:40, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:35, F-Su 12, 1:30, 2:30, 4:05, 4:30, 5, 6:40, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 10, M-W 1:30, 2:30, 4:05, 4:30, 5, 6:40, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 10 Letters from Iwo Jima - R - Th only 12:15, 6:30 Night At The Museum - PG - Th only 6:45 Notes on a Scandal - R - Th only 2:15, 4:30, 6:50, 9:20 Numbers 23 - R - Th 12, 2:30, 4:55, 7:25, 10, F-Su 12, 2:30, 5:05, 7:25, 10, M-W 2:30, 5:05, 7:25, 10 Stomp the Yard - PG13 - Th only 3:20, 9:30 Wild Hogs - PG13 - F-Su 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45, M-W 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45 Zodiac - R - F-Su 12:30, 1, 4, 4:30, 7:35, 8, MW 4, 4:30, 7:35, 8

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Breach - PG13 - Daily 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Daily 12:10, 2:25, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25 Messengers - PG13 - Th 12:45, 5:25, 9:45, FW 12:45, 5:30, 9:45 Music and Lyrics - PG13 - Daily 12:30, 2:50, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40 Norbit - PG13 - Daily 12, 2:15, 4:35, 7, 9:30 Reno 911: Miami - R - Th 3:30, 7:45, F-W 12:15, 2:30, 3:30, 4:30, 6:45, 7:45, 9:10

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Astronaut Farmer - PG - F-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45, Su-W 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Th 1:30, 4:45, 7:45 F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10, Su-Th 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th, Su-W 1, 4:05, 7, F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7, 9:30 Wild Hogs - PG13 - F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50, Su-W 1:30, 4:30, 7:30

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) Bridge to Terabithia - PG - Th, F, M-W 4:30, 7:20, 9:30, Sa-Su 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 9:30 Ghost Rider - PG13 - Th, F, M-W 4:15, 7, 9:20, Sa-Su 1, 4:15, 7, 9:20 Music and Lyrics - PG13 - Th, F, M-W 4:45, 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su 1:45, 4:45, 7:15, 9:30 Reno 911 Miami - R - F, M-W 4, 7:45, 9:45 SaSu 1:15 4, 7:45, 9:45

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Daddy’s Little Girls - PG13 - Th only 1, 6:30 Norbit - PG13 - Th-W 1:30, 4, 7, 9:40, Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4, 7:15, 9:40 Number 23 - R - F, M-W 1, 4:15, 7:30, 9:50, SaSu 10:30, 1, 4:15, 7:30, 9:50 Wild Hogs - PG13 - F, M-W 1:15, 3:30, 7, 9:30, Sa-Su 10:45,1:15, 3:30, 7, 9:30

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

From the Ground Up Local folk singer Micah Wolf is learning the art of selling himself I first listened to Micah Wolf’s debut CD while I was driving through Kahului on my way to Lahaina. By the time I got to Ma`alaea, I hit eject. Sounds like Jack Johnson, I thought. Not that there’s anything wrong with Jack Johnson. After all, some of my best friends listen to Jack Johnson. But… well, not me.

Micah Wolf Band Saturday, Mar. 3. 9 p.m. at Paradice Bluz. With Anuhea. Tickets: $12. It was not the best way to go into an interview with Wolf. We met at LiveWire Café, which was about a block away from “headquarters”—what he laughingly called his friend’s house, which he uses for practice space and miscellaneous business operations. Wolf laughed easily, especially when talking about the discomfort of picking out his own photos to send with press packets—a chore he’s had to do a lot of lately. “I haven’t quite perfected my ‘Blue Steel,’” he said. “You know, from Zoolander?” He admitted he does get comparisons to Johnson on occasion, and is trying to learn how to be comfortable with it. He joked that the only thing he has a problem with is that he’s not a big-time surfer. In fact, he said,

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he’s sorta afraid of sharks. “I really respect Jack and I’m stoked that people compare us,” Wolf said. “But I didn’t go in trying to create a Jack sound. And I wasn’t the only one producing the album—that’s just what came out. But we are all influenced by the same people.” Wolf said he’s inspired by the obvious roots of modern folk music—Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Cat Stevens, Bob Marley—as well as the contemporaries, like Ben Harper, Mason Jennings and Michael Franti. “I just like songs that tell a story and create an emotional impact,” he said. “And I like songs that make people think and ask questions. Like, ‘How can I stop being so judgmental of myself and other humans?’ That’s the scary thing about pursuing your passion. It makes you look deep at yourself. If you wanna do it in a way that you aren’t drunk or on drugs all the time, you need to be really balanced and comfortable with yourself.” He’s had some time to think about this, since selling his house and quitting timeshare sales three years ago, in order to be a full-time musician. In the process, Wolf’s learning about the many facets of the music business, from the ground up. He started a record label, Blockplane Records, with his guitar-making friend Eric DeVine, and the two built a studio. Eventually, they recorded an album. But now the burgeoning folk star is finding that the greatest challenge is learning how to flip the hat—to be both artist and mar-

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keting agent. But even more daunting is the realization that everything has to be done at once. He’s learning about the music business as he goes along, and has spent much time reading industry books and perusing websites. Most recently, he’s had a lot of success emailing BMI, a performing rights organization. “I was sort of fishing around on the website,” Wolf said. “And I sent the vice president of film and TV an intro, asking for suggestions. He wrote back right away, ‘There’s something to be said for timing— I just got out of a meeting with MTV…’” When MTV started filming Maui Fever in Lahaina, they then approached Wolf about using two of his songs—“Plastics” and “Muse.” But he had no idea how they would be used. “When you’re small-time and you sign a contract with MTV,” said Wolf, “you have no control over where they show it. So with ‘Plastics,’ the intro kicks in while this guy is saying, ‘Dude, I’ll totally wax that!’” A few months ago, No Cover Magazine—whose compilation CD featured Wolf—flew Wolf and his band out to San Diego for a series of shows. There, he met with a woman from Sony Records, who suggested that instead of working on another album, he should concentrate on promoting the one he just released six months ago.

“I’ve been doing it one department at a time,” Wolf said. “But you really need a high management team. See, you’re supposed to be promoting your album while touring. I just keep trying to plant seeds ‘cause you never know where it’s gonna sprout or harvest.” He’s since bought out DeVine’s share of the Emerald Plaza studio and equipment, and took over full ownership of the label. And he laughs at the irony that he has to now sign himself to the record label he created. “I’m learning that a lot of the industry comes down to who you know,” Wolf said. Then he laughed. “And I don’t have any friends. But I keep trying through MySpace!” No Cover is inviting Wolf to perform with their showcase at the big SXSW music fest in Austin, Texas, in just a couple weeks. While there, the band will also meet up with a record label in Australia who is interested in releasing their album. “We have no idea what we’re doing but it’s all conspiring,” Wolf said. “There’s a lot going on.” Wolf is now trying to plan a tour, based on when he gets “the budget finalized.” But he now has an interested investor for his record label, which will give him more tour support and help determine if he can take the band or if he’s going solo. “As much as I’ve learned about technology and the business,” Wolf said, “the good news is that it really comes down to being a great songwriter and performer. There’s no faking that.” Okay, I admit it: I judged Wolf too hastily. Wolf is not trying to be Jack Johnson. He’s very much his own artist, with his own experiences, and is just an up-and-coming folk performer trying to make it big on his own. He’s getting his hands dirty in the often confusing world of music business, while holding true to his integrity and ideals. He’s also just an all-around nice guy. And on second listen, his music is pretty sweet. MTW

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BY LILIANA BEGLEY LILIANA@MAUITIME.COM

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS

The Rearview Review Judging local music according to a one-yearold wangsta’s response PEKELO “HANA BY THE SEA” Jack is one. He’s short, fat, and sports a receding hairline. His interests include lactating breasts, oatmeal raisin cookies, various types of lint, loose change and laptops. He is obsessed with cellphones, hairbrushes and rap music. Since becoming his mother, my life has been reduced to strategic planning on methods to keep him from trying to bludgeon me to death with plastic hammers. This has not been easy. My arsenal includes a cupboard full of treats, a taser gun and various CD’s to soothe the savage beast. Jack is finicky about music. His favorite artist is Snoop Dog. Whenever Snoop comes on the radio he gets this really serious look on his face, lifts his chubby hand in the air and does this slightly lecherous body undulation. If he’s in his car seat, he palm slaps the air while he bobs. If we’re at home he freaks his Cabbage Patch doll Diane. So when I was sent home with a bunch of local CD’s to review I decided to try them out on Jack. His response surprised me. I had assumed that he would go for the upbeat Hawaiian/Reggae styles. In fact, I was really looking forward to watching him attempt to skank while strapped into his car seat’s five-point harness. I tried three different CD’s with similar rhythms. He wasn’t into it. He spent the whole ride home picking foam from his car seat and then chewing it like gum. We went back to the radio for a few days. Jack approved. A few days later (translated: music review deadline date), I decided to put in the last CD on the ride home from town. I had purposefully put it off. Sue me, but I just didn’t think that my one-year-old hip-hop fiend would be into Pekelo’s Hana By The Sea Hawaiian slack key guitar. I was wrong. As soon as the music started, Jack’s little eyebrows went up. His thumb popped out of his mouth and he started snapping. I kid you not. By the second song, he was singing along (and by singing I mean making primitive howling sounds). By the third song he was so excited he started clapping with his feet. This is something that he usually reserves for cookies and ice cream. This is big. Suddenly, Pekelo changed it up and started to croon a soft, slow song. Jack got this dreamy look in his eye, went back to his thumb and nodded off in about 45 seconds. By golly, I was sold! Pekelo’s Hana By The Sea isn’t just good, it’s magic! Come to find out, Jack’s not alone when it comes to loving Pekelo. In 1993, his first release, Going to Hana, won four Na Hoku Hanohano nominations and was voted the number one Hawaiian Album of the Year by KCCN. Pekelo is authentic slack key—he was born and raised in Hana, and brings a true sense of old-time Maui to his music. All joking aside, Hana By The Sea is a gem of local music. It’s both soothing and inspiring. Pekelo’s range will keep you listening attentively throughout the whole CD, from his chants to his amazing falsetto. The best thing? Hana By The Sea works better than Benadryl when it comes to soothing a high-strung baby—without the side effects and consequent visit from the Child Protective Services. —Pekelo Music 2007

Leon Russell - Thursday, Mar. 1. Leon Russell has played on, produced, arranged and wrote some of Rock ’n Roll’s most successful records. He has been awarded four Gold Albums, and had a hand in many other chart-toppers: “Delta Lady,” “This Masquerade,” “Superstar,” “A Song For You” and others. Tickets: $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Save Radio - Friday, Mar. 2. The Studio Maui is hosting a benefit concert for the ever-popular, commercial-free, listener-funded Mana’o Radio. Entertainment by Kathy Collins, The Hula Honeys, Chris and Lorin Rowan and more. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio, Maui, 575-9390. Tiempo Libre - Friday, Mar. 2. Grammy-nominated Tiempo Libre (“Free Time”) is known for their incendiary, joyful performances of timba—an irresistible, dance-inducing mix of high-voltage Latin jazz mated with seductive rhythms. Dance along, the Castle will have a dance floor for this event. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Fur Ball - Saturday, Mar. 3. The Maui Humane Society is holding a Mardi Gras Masquerade and Carnivale. Live and silent auctions, animal awards, fancy stuff, food and drink, dancing and more. Tickets: $125. 6 p.m., Wailea Marriott, 877-380 ext. 14. Face of America - Saturday, Mar. 3. “Face of America: Volcanoes National Park, Hawai`i” An unforgettable artistic journey following the epic myths of Pele, Goddess of Fire, powerfully portrayed in the ancient language of hula. Tickets: $40. $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469. Kolohe Fest - Sunday, Mar. 4. Steel Pulse, Bunny Wailer, Midnite, Humble Soul, Marty Dread , Native Elements, Ten Feet, BET, Inna Vision and more. I’m a huge Steel Pulse fan and you better bet your bootie that I’m calling dibs on tickets way early. Tickets: $42, $30. 2 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Descendance - Mar. 8. Professional and powerful, Descendance brings the finest in dance and music from Australia’s indigenous Aboriginal culture. With world class performers both traditional and contemporary, Descendance was named the dance champion in the first World Culture Open competition. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Nellie Olesons - Mar. 8. The original renegade punks of sketch comedy celebrate their 10th anniversary with “Night Of 100 Nellies!” This pageant themed sketch show features the Nellies’ signature brand of smart, twisted humor, with more than 50 characters skewering the likes of circuit queen dads, public relation whores, boxing ring girls, high kicking Spanish TV hosts, pathetic office workers, “mangina” and, of course, pageants. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio, MACC, 2427469. Natalie Cole - Mar. 9. Who doesn’t like Natalie Cole? I mean, she’s Nat King Cole’s daughter for goodness sake. Her release Unforgettable: With Love earned her a Grammy and sold a kagillion-billion copies. Okay, it was five million, but who’s counting at that point? Tickets: $85, $75, $65, $55. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. “Somewhere I Have Never Traveled” - Sat, Mar. 10. A poetry concert featuring Jami Sieber (electric cello, vocals) and Kim Rosen (spoken poetry). This alchemical interplay of poetry and music includes poems by such masters as Stanley Kunitz, R.M. Rilke, Rumi, Pablo Neruda, Mary Oliver, and Emily Dickinson. Tickets: $20, $15. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390. The Poetry Dive - Sun, Mar. 11. Poetry & Music

as Passion, Prayer & Practice.” Join Jami Sieber and Kim Rosen in a participatory adventure in sound, song, poetry and chant. Waves of music and poetry work their alchemy to melt defenses, open the heart and ignite the creative impulse. No previous experience is necessary. Tickets: $80, $65, 1:30-6:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:308 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.

THURSDAY, March 1 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Feeling Folky? - Gather ye round yung’uns, this here then is an awwthentic folk circle. If you’ve got a song to sing and want to sing it with others, don’t miss this. I know I got all twangy on you, but in reality this circle is more Woodstock than redneck. Favorite artists include The Beatles, Dylan, Joni Mitchell, etc. Bring an instrument if you can play it. Free. Donations accepted. 6:30 p.m., Alalani Methodist Church, Wailuku, 575-9695.

FRIDAY, March 2 Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5722424. Full Moon Tidepool - The Pacific Whale Foundation is holding a full moon tidepool exploration at a South Maui tidepool. Spy on cool sea cratures like stars, shrimp, urchins, octopus and more. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a flashlight. Werewolves not invited. $10, $5. 6:30-8:30 p.m., 249-8811. Josh Harmening - So, if you like Bob Dylan and Jack Johnson, your gonna love Harmening. 7:30 p.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114.

SATURDAY, March 3 Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only. Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5722424 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace. Whale Serenade Cruise - The Pacific Whale Foundation is holding a full moon whale serende cruise onboard the Ocean Quest. Snack on appetizers, throw a couple back, listen to the whales on hydrophones, you know... have a good time. I was gonna say “Whale of a good time” but that would have just been tacky. $49.95, 8-10 p.m. from Lahaina Harbor, 249-8811.

SUNDAY, March 4 Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Free Jazz - The Maui Jazz Society is presenting a live jazz performance at the Whalers Village. This event was so successful the last time it happened, that I can say without a doubt it’ll be worth the drive if you live on the other side of the island. That is, unless the road gets closed and then you’re screwed. Free. 6-9 p.m., Whalers Village Center Stage, 661-0202.

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DA KINECALENDAR TUESDAY, March 6 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209. Hugs for Everyone - Amma is the hugging saint. Seriously, this amazing woman has hugged and blessed over 25,000 people across the globe. It’s been said that she is “God’s Love in a human body.” Br. Dayamrita is the head of Amma’s US ashram. He will be teaching and discussing Amma’s work through video and questions and answers. I just wish Amma was going to be here. Who couldn’t use a hug? Free. 6 p.m., Paia Community Center, 214-3684.

WEDNESDAY, MarCH 7 Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5732424. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 9848260. Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and

third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174. Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Miconia Monster - Fri, Mar. 2. The Maui Invasive Species Committee will be holding a lecture covering the threat, current status and control measures of Miconia. An invasive species that’s a big time pain in the ass and threatens the `aina. Big time. Kill the plant! Kill the plant! Free. 6 p.m., Hana Public Library, 573-6402. Old Fart Syndrome - Sat, Mar. 3. Matthew Hammond will be talking about how you can develop an effective program to reverse the aging process--besides kryogenically freezing yourself

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

BADA BING’S

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BOCALINO/TIP-UPS TAVERN

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

Thursday 03/01

Friday 03/02

Saturday 03/03

Willie K

Island Boogie

Club Bing

Kilohana No cover, 10 pm

Lawa $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Jocelyn/Hawaiian Music No cover, 6:30pm

Pau Hana Party!

Haiku Hillbillys

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $10, 9:45pm

DJ Louie Mole $5, 10pm

Haiku Hillbillys $7, 10pm

Rowan Brothers $20, 10pm

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Marty Dread $7, 10 pm

COMPADRES

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

Monday 03/05 – Wednesday 03/07 WED -Ultra Fab

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic Night, No cover John Moore & Vince Esquire, $7, 2pm

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I Will Survive - Sat, Mar. 3. Yeah, so a pandemic on Maui would totally suck. I mean, we don’t even have enough hospital beds as it is. The thought is frightening. What’s scarier is that eventually, it’s gonna happen to us. Dr. Skip Hofstrand M.D., PH.D. will be holding a lecture on how to survive a major pandemic, offering a practical, workable plan to prepare yourself and your family from the germs from hell. Sneezers not welcome. Free. 2 p.m., Cameron Center Auditorium. More Superferry - Tue, Mar. 6. The State Department of Transportation and the Hawaii Superferry people will be holding a briefing on the “ramp and barge” system. The public is invited to attend. Free. 6 p.m., Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, 395 Waena Place, 270-7232.

ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 2445263.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Master Yoda - Okay, so I got you to look. Actually, it’s Aikido. Every Tue in March, an adult and teen intro course to Ki-Aikido will take place Upcountry. $40 for the course. 7-9 p.m., Pukalani Community Center, 244-5165.

STAGE Pirates of Penzance - March 2-18. MAPA is puting on another play, this time with Pirates! Shiver me timbers and all that good stuff. Tickets: $15, $12. Fri-Sat, 7:30, Sun, 2 p.m., The Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 244-8760.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: Sue Perry and Ronaldo Macedo. 6:30p.m., Front Street, 6616284. Jan Shaner - Every Thu in March. Plein Air artist Jan Shaner will be demonstrating the techniques she uses in creating her Maui landscapes in which she captures incredible color and light. Noon-3 p.m., Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245.

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Josh Harmening

Open Mic

like Walt Disney and Elvis. 9:30-11:30 a.m., The Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

Call for Details MON - Marty Dread

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

4405 H`Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114

WED - DjBlast, 9:45pm MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; TUE- Acoustic Tuesdays

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE

MON - Martini Night; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Call for Details

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

E & O TRADING CO.

Sunday 03/04

Bob Hoffmeyer - Every Wed in March. At the age of 65 Bob Hoffmeyer decided to take up creating glass art jewelry. His work is truly stunning. Meet with the artist and view his work. 5-9 p.m., Maui Hands, Hyatt Regency Kaanapali, 667-7997. WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus. This week: Sue Perry and Dale Zarrella. 6:30 p.m., The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583. Piero Resta - Fri, Mar. 2. Opening party for the opening of Piero Resta’s art show. For 40 years, Resta has been illuminating the essential human connection to a mythical and cosmological sense of being through his art. Plus, his stuff is really pretty. Wine and pupus. Free. 6-8 p.m., Maui Hands, Lahaina, 667-9898.

POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Maui Slam - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. Techno-Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Open Mic

Uncle Jobe, Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, 1-4pm

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 6610700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri-Sat, acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

TV/RADIO

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Kimo’s - Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 6614811.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787.

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Wed, JD on the Rocks, 5-8:45 p.m.; Mon, JD on the roof 6-9 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

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Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 6614495. Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

MON-WED - Open Mic

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700. Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat, Mark Johnston;. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, All That Jazz Band; Mon, Tue, Joyce and Gord. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 03/01 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Friday 03/02

Saturday 03/03

Sunday 03/04

Monday 03/05 – Wednesday 03/07

MGM No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

L Dog 10pm

TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm WED - Chicko and Da Kine, 6pm

ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

JACQUES

DJ El Gato and Louie Mole $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

Jared 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Q103 $6, 10pm

Dub Rockers $5, 10pm

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

TBA the band 10pm

Ryan Tanaka and Friends 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

Sam Ahia 6:30pm

TUE - WED, Sam Ahia, 6:30pm

DJ mix 10pm

MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

MON - Danny Murray 10 pm WED - Tom Cherry, 10pm

DJ mix 10pm

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

JD’s Band 8:30pm

DJ mix 10pm

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

Unisan - Tue, Fri, Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 610 p.m.

Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ Hyatt REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff

diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234

Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 03/01 LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Rampage

Friday 03/02

Saturday 03/03

Upstanding Youth

John Moore Project

Crunch Pups

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa and Shawn, 9pm; WED - DJ Nexus & Stripbeat, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MANANA GARAGE

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

Monday 03/05 – Wednesday 03/07

DJ Mackie $5, 9:30pm

LONGHI’S LULU’S

Sunday 03/04

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies No cover, 8-11pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 8-11pm;

Call for details

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WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Reggae No cover, 10pm

Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10 pm

Johnny Ringo No cover, 10 pm

MON - Dj Tara, No cover 10 pm TUES - Trevor Jones, No cover 10 pm WED - Open Mic, No cover 10 pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Live Music

Midnight Lounge w/DJ Heat

Micah Wolf

After Party Face of America

MON - Midnight; $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Dollar Live w/An Den

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

DJ Durty, No cover, 10pm

Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Erin Smith No cover, 9:30pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

Crunch Pups $3, 9pm

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

UNISAN

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

Wes & Steve, Hawaiian 7pm

Hula Honeys 7:30pm

WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30 pm.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) I know I often encourage you Fish to be more rational, less subject to your own peculiar whims and idiosyncrasies. This week, however, I adjure you to ignore my usual advice and let your flights of fancy carry you, because pure rationality simply won’t work for you at the moment, whereas your quirky urges are more likely to take you exactly where you need to go. Be kind, along the way, to those who don’t understand what you’re up to or where you’re going. Tell them you’ll explain it to them, once you get there.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You could lay deep plans, involving dozens of characters, and ultimately go on a satisfying and fruitful adventure, as long as you possess and exercise perseverance and resolution. Otherwise, you might as well just get stoned and wander around in a haze, forgetting people’s names and dropping all the pieces. In your hands is something like a beautiful flower, ready to blossom, if you’re together enough to keep it alive and appreciate it. If not, though, the petals will just fall off before the bud has finished opening, and you’ll have nothing but a mess on your hands.

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You want what you can’t have now, even though you could have had it once. Why? Not because you’re attracted to the unattainable. It’s because now you can see how enjoyable it might have been, because you see someone else enjoying it. This, my dear, is a failure of the imagination, and it’s just too late to fix. Next time, though, I hope you give the creative side of your brain more of a workout before you let the fish slip off the hook.

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Our priorities naturally change as we age. Imagine how boring it would be if you brought people into your life and entered situations based on your dreams from five or 10 years ago. Oh, wait. That’s exactly what you’ve been doing lately. Is it any wonder that you’re dissatisfied with them? Stop being lazy and doing the same old shit, out of habit. If your computer’s software were more than five years old (let alone 10), it might as well be useless. Shouldn’t you update your mental software at least as often as your laptop’s?

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) What if you were certain the world would end in five years? How would you live your life differently? Give yourself a little time to consider what you’d change or accelerate (or slow down) if you knew you only had five years remaining? I doubt, afterwards, that you’ll want to adopt all the ideas you entertained based on such a scenario, but I think you’d do well to incorporate a few of them into your life right now, regardless of how much time you actually have left.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re a handful and a half. It’s your ego’s fault, darling, your radiant, shiny, powerful ego. Not all Leos are high-maintenance, but most are, at some point in their lives. I’m not even suggesting you change, particularly, only that you acknowledge what you are and just how much you need or want from others, and the great lengths they already go to, to make you happy. When those who love you next fall short of your subconsciously high expectations (as they’re likely to this week), remember this shit and cut them a break, would you?

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) We all have messier houses (and hearts) than you do. This week, please remember that. We lose stuff. We’re disorganized and inarticulate. You err on the side of being too organized (trying to analyze and categorize things that defy analysis and categorization, like cryptic phone messages from would-be lovers), so you don’t often understand that some of the shit that goes down happens because we’re clumsy, messy and a bit lost, not malicious. If you didn’t hear what you really needed to, perhaps it simply fell between the couch cushions. Before you get upset or annoyed, perhaps you’d consider looking there?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Beautiful people can be brilliant, funny and kind—but they don’t have to be. Being exceptionally pretty can be a kind of handicap, because you don’t have to be anything else to make your way in the world. If you’re obese, buck-toothed, or homely, you’re more likely to develop a sense of humor, a brilliant mind or some other talent you can use to impress people, since your looks won’t do the trick. I’m not here to discourage your appreciation for beauty, just encourage you to stretch beyond it; the best things to come into your life this week will likely wear less-then-pretty packaging.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) What was once mutual no longer is. It began innocently enough, with everyone happily on board. But things changed. This is likely to be a painful transition for both of you, but it needn’t be heartbreaking or soul-shattering. If you’re both flexible, gentle and kind enough, it could be the best thing to ever happen to your relationship. It’ll hurt a little, regardless, but if you keep your eye on the awesome place you’ll end up, you ought to be able to remember that sometimes pain is good—it lets you know that your injuries are healing.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Let’s go on adventures together, Sagittarius. Even if you don’t go with me, particularly, you ought to consider including someone else on your next journey. You’ve perfected the solo exploit thing, but still haven’t truly discovered the joy of having company on your grand and glorious escapades. Surely you’ve found someone who can keep up with you (and enjoy it, instead of being stressed out by it)? No? Are you sure? Look around. Look harder. Hint: it might not be the person you’re currently having sex or living with.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Finding someone to be your everything is impossible. Your chances of finding someone to sleep with who also wants to travel around the world, go bowling, eat sushi, watch horror films, play World of Warcraft, and pursue any or all of your other interests is pretty much nil. Your lover might or might not like your friends. They might or might not share your passion for French, or carbs, or skinny-dipping. You think you let go of your fantasy of “the perfect mate,” but you’re hanging onto it more than you think. Relax your definition dramatically. It’s the only way anyone could meet it even halfway.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You’re turned on by practical thinking. You’re in luck, because you also happen to be pretty good at coming up with pragmatic solutions to problems. The world needs that right now. There are people who, accepting that we can’t solve all the planet’s problems, are trying to figure out what can be done and how, specifically how the most good can be accomplished with the least money. This is a good week for that kind of thinking for you Aquarians. You don’t need to apply it on a global scale (although we’d all appreciate it if you did); solving problems of a personal or local nature would also be quite welcome.

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I Would Like to Thank… Me! I really enjoy awards shows. The ridiculous red carpet mania, the thank you speeches, the loser-cam spans to the audience—I truly love it all. But I missed the this year’s 79th annual Academy Awards and I feel like an asshole about it. So, to compensate, I am devising my own ceremony, hereby deemed “The First Annual Sammy Awards.” Below are some fine movies that really didn’t get any damn recognition anyway so here’s my affectionate little two-finger salute to the Academy. BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A ROLE WHERE SHE HAS TO PLAY AN ADULT EVEN THOUGH SHE’S ONLY, LIKE, 12 AND HAS TO PRETEND SHE REALLY, REALLY WANTS TO SLEEP WITH THE UNATTRACTIVE, WAAAY OLDER (HE’S, LIKE, 30!) GUY ABOUT TO CHEAT ON HIS PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND Rachel Bilson, “The Last Kiss” BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR SO HOT YOU REALLY DON’T CARE HOW WEIRD OR DEPRESSING THE MOVIE IS Gael Garcia Bernal,“The Science of Sleep” BEST DOCUMENTARY EXPLORING THE CULTURAL RELEVANCE OF HUMANITY AS A WHOLE WHILE ALSO EXPLAINING THE FUCKEDUPETRY OF AMERICANS IN GENERAL Tie: “F**k” and “Beerfest” BEST DIRECTOR WHO WILL MOST LIKELY MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR OR AT THE VERY LEAST WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE AGAIN Kirby Dick, “This Film is Not Yet Rated”

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