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•Between a Rockstar and a Hard Place Howard Ahia will be Maui’s next big thing-when he comes back from rehab – by Samantha Campos

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More torture in occupied Afghanistan “In one of the great deceptive maneuvers in U.S. history,” Bob Herbert wrote recently, “the military-industrial complex (with George W. Bush and Dick Cheney as chairman and C.E.O., respectively) took its eye off the real enemy in Afghanistan and launched the pointless but far more remunerative war in Iraq.” Herbert, one of The New York Times’ better pundits, ought to know better than to point to Afghanistan as the right fight at the right time. But he’s not the only Pollyanna of America’s other dirty war. During his 2004 presidential primary campaign Howard Dean said: “Our military has done an absolutely terrific job in Afghanistan, which is a war I supported… I believe that, had Saddam been captured earlier, we might have been able to spend more time looking for Osama bin Laden, which is the real problem.” John Kerry took the same position—Afghanistan war good/part of war on terror, Iraq war bad/distraction—in his run against Bush. And so has the citizenry. Public disgust for the Iraq War, news coverage of which has been dominated by soaring body counts, torture scandals and the outbreak of civil war, has become bipartisan—only 30 percent of Americans tell the February 27 CBS News poll that they still support it. The popularity of the occupation of Afghanistan, on the other hand, is a given. The U.S. military backing of Afghan president Hamid Karzai is so widely accepted that pollsters no longer ask voters about it. Opposition? There isn’t any. Liberal magazines like The Nation and The Progressive, the Air America radio network and the leftie blogosphere are packed with ferocious insults and attacks on the Bush Administration about the Iraq War, from how they conned us into it to their lack of postwar strategic planning to the profiteering and looting that ensued. But when Afghanistan makes one

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Rummy likes Afghanistan just as it is of its rare appearances in the leftie media, it’s invariably held up as the war Bush ought to be fighting, the good war that got sidetracked when we went into Iraq. Everyone loves Bush’s war against Afghanistan, even though it was based on just as many lies as his assault on Iraq: Osama bin Laden probably wasn’t in Afghanistan on 9/11 and was certainly not there by the time bombs began falling. People approve even though, as in Iraq, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld didn’t send enough troops—8,000 where 500,000 were required—to provide basic security. Even though Afghans didn’t greet us as liberators. Even though, as in Iraq, he installed a government composed of corrupt, violent and vengeful minorities, guaranteeing sectarian bloodshed and civil war. And even though the news from U.S.-occupied Afghanistan—if you can find any—is as relentlessly bleak as that from Iraq. Afghanistan suffers its own litany of roadside bombs, suicide bombs, massacres of foreign aid workers, citizens terrorized by kidnappers and rapists. It even has its own Abu Ghraib.

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U.S. troops are jailing, torturing and occasionally murdering about 500 uncharged (and therefore legally innocent) inmates at a topsecret makeshift concentration camp at a disused Soviet-era machine shop at Bagram, about 40 miles south of Kabul. “Some of the detainees,” reports The New York Times, “have already been held at Bagram for as long as two or three years.” The paper says that the Bagram camp is “in many ways rougher and more bleak” than the notorious U.S. gulag at Guantánamo. “Men are held by the dozen in large wire cages… sleeping on the floor on foam mats and, until about a year ago, often using plastic buckets for latrines.” And if Abu Ghraib serves as a guide, check out what Army interrogator and selfadmitted prisoner abuser Anthony Lagouranis says about those “terrorists”: “90 percent of them were probably innocent.” It’s widely accepted that the torture at Abu Ghraib, combined with U.S. troops’ rough and intimidating treatment of civilians on streets and in their homes, motivates Iraqis to join, fund and provide logistical support to a growing resistance movement. Now we know that the same thing is going on in Afghanistan. When will American public opinion catch up with reality? Both wars, in Iraq and Afghanistan, are equally unjustifiable, illegal, corrupt and unwinnable. Both make us less humane and less safe. Anti-Iraq War liberals who have given the Administration a free pass on Afghanistan have merely encouraged more abuse. “For some reason,” a senior Bush official marvels to the Times, “people did not have a problem with Bagram. It was in Afghanistan.” MTW

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Barely a year after taking a seat on the Maui County Department of Liquor Board of Adjudication, combative, assertive member Lance Collins has been shown the door. At an awkward, uncharacteristically short March 2, 2006 Adjudication Board hearing ironically videotaped by Akaku, Deputy Corporation Counsel Tracy Fujita Villarosa asked Collins to resign his seat effective immediately. At the hearing, Collins refused to resign or even say anything in his defense. But a few hours after the hearing, according to an aide to Mayor Alan Arakawa, Collins agreed to step down after discussing the matter with Arakawa. The reason for such drama is simple: Collins wants Joseph Pontanilla’s job on the Maui County Council. According to state law, county board members and commissioners must be impartial, and that means no member or commissioner can “present oneself as a candidate.” But exactly what that “present oneself” language means seems open to interpretation. In fact, Collins says he’s been planning to resign from the board since he pulled nomination papers to run for the Maui County Council seat representing Kahului last month. Until his March 2 consultation with Arakawa, Collins had insisted on waiting until he made his candidacy official. “While I have pulled my nomination papers for the seat, I obviously have not made a decision on whether to run,” Collins wrote in a Feb. 15 letter to Mayor Alan Arakawa, who appointed Collins to the board a year ago. “Because I have not filed my nomination papers, I have not presented myself as a candidate for public office… [I]f I decide to file nomination papers for elective office and become a candidate for public elective office, I will immediately tender my resignation from the Liquor Control Adjudication Board.” But that wasn’t fast enough for Villarosa. “Mr. Collins has presented himself as a candidate,” she said at the March 2 hearing. In a written memo dated the day of the hearing and distributed to the Adjudication Board, Villarosa went further, citing among other things my own Feb. 12, 2006 Coconut Wireless column mentioning Collins’ candidacy. “[I]t is this Department’s interpretation that to ‘present oneself as a candidate’ does not mean ‘to be a candidate,’” she wrote. “A person can ‘present oneself as a candidate’ without actually filing papers to run for an elected office.” Though Villarosa admitted that there’s no set definition for the phrase “present oneself as a candidate” and that she will ask the state Attorney General’s office for an opinion, she said Collins still needed to tender his immediate resignation. When Collins refused to comment during the hearing, the board voted to defer the cases on that day’s agenda to a later hearing. In any case, none of this is particularly surprising. Almost from the moment Collins took his seat on the board, there’s been great animosity that seethes between Collins, Villarosa and the rest of the board. Collins has repeatedly denounced what he considered to be the board’s favoritism towards the prosecution as well as its allegedly repeated attacks on various liquor licensees’ “due process rights.” Those days are now over. Liquor licensees hauled before the Adjudication Board on charges of serving minors, over-serving customers and the like had no greater friend than Collins. His departure will return the board to the old days of nine unanimously compliant members cheerfully acquiescing to LC demands. MTW

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WEDNESDAY, MAR. 1 So today our illustrious U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye (D, Hawai’i) blabs in his own press release that the illustrious U.S. Air Force will soon base a squadron of illustrious F-22 Raptor fighter jets at Hickam Air Force Base on Oahu. “Final approval of the environmental impact statement will allow a squadron of 18 F-22 aircraft to be assigned to the Hawai’i Air National Guard,” Inouye said in the release, according to today’s Honolulu Advertiser. “The F-22s would replace the [Air National] Guard’s aging F-15 Eagles.” I mention all this because Inouye’s joy exemplifies the financial madness that grips the Pentagon today. The F-22 is an extremely expensive airplane—each one costs $300 million, a bit more than the projected $86 million offered back in 1986. But what Inouye doesn’t say is what those those fancy F-22s are going to do. Remember, the F-15, which certainly dates back to the 1970s, has never been shot down in combat. Not once. Ever. Besides that, our own government is fond of telling us that we live in an age of terror, where threats to this country will come from loners carrying suitcase bombs. I mean, more than 2,000 American soldiers have been killed in Iraq without a single incident of air combat. In fact, a case could be made that the only real aerial threat our armed forces will face in the next generation will be hijacked airliners. Do we really need a $300 million stealth fighter to shoot down a lumbering 767?

SATURDAY, MAR. 4 THURSDAY, MAR. 2 So I guess we’re all better people now that the world’s largest ocean liner, the 151,000-ton Queen Mary 2 dropped anchor off Lahaina today. The Oahu dailies were beside themselves when she docked in Honolulu yesterday. And I suppose it’s a big deal: 2,600 passengers, 5,000 restrooms and such. And yes, it’s a big ship— twice as long as the Washington Monument is tall, if her Cunard owners did their math right at the official QM2 website. But beneath all its pageantry and flourish, the Queen Mary 2 is still just a cruise ship, packed with thousands of people paying thousands of dollars to stand in glorified chow lines. And even though it’s relatively fresh from the builder’s yard, the Queen Mary 2 didn’t ace its most recent Center for Disease Control health inspection, which took place Oct. 6, 2005 in Boston. There, inspectors found bread stored out in the open without the use of a sneeze shield, milk that wasn’t nearly cold enough and non-stick coating on four frying pans that was peeling or scratched off. Blimey!

FRIDAY, MAR. 3 There was a big protest in Lahaina today by Na Kupuna O Maui. Seems they want the Lahaina Bypass too, and they’re sick of waiting decades for it. Organizer Patty Nishiyama told The Maui News that the festivities were open to all. Given that the protest took place on Honoapi’ilani Road at Puamana Park from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m., a great many people—and their cars—showed up.

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[But] he is not going to be impeached. That’s the way it is and let’s deal with it.” Wait, now I remember that Case did say something thought provoking. He said that his single greatest, number one transportation priority in the State of Hawai’i was getting the Lahaina Bypass built. Has been since he took office in early 2003. Given all the work that’s been done on the Lahaina Bypass since it was first proposed many decades ago, I must congratulate Case on a job well done.

Today Congressman Ed Case (D, I guess)— who really wants U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka’s job—held four “Talk Story” sessions throughout Maui. At the one in Lahaina at Kamehameha III Elementary, he spoke and asked questions for about an hour, somehow managing to never say anything interesting or controversial. He called ex-Republican Congressman Randy “Duke” MONDAY, MAR. 6 Cunningham, a Vietnam War And now I’d like to get serious a naval aviator/cheap, chiseling moment. There’s a big story in crook who was recently sentenced today’s Maui News on the to more than eight years in a fedWailuku municipal parking lot. eral penitentiary for soliciting Rather, the story’s on what the $2.4 million in bribes “an incredicounty’s going to do with the lot— bly tragic individual story.” When THE WEEK IN REVIEW get a big parking garage built there, one local asked if there’s any effort sell it to a developer, etc. Now see, in the Beltway to change the partithis strikes terror in my heart, san, polarizing system, Case because that lot is where I prefer to thoughtfully said “Yes and no.” park my car when I go to work. When a woman asked if President Since it’s virtually the only 12-hour George W. Bush was really as free parking in Wailuku Town—i.e., dumb as people make him out to the only place where people who be, Case said, “It depends on work in town are reasonably free whom you talk to.” And he said from Maui Police Officer Keith some other stuff, too: “We are Taguma and his parking ticket obviously in a tough time in Washington right pad—all the spaces in the lot are usually taken by now… [partisanship] eliminates moderate, mid8 a.m. And while I love the idea of a big parking dle-of-the-road consensus-based solutions… garage sitting atop the ragged, pitted, unstriped Our [federal] budget now has been out of balasphalt that’s there now, I cringe in fear at the ance for five years… There have to be more thought of losing that lot for however many imaginative ways to deal with [land] speculamonths (years?) it takes to build the garage. tion… The world is going through tremendous change… I think the American people have to TUESDAY, MAR. 7 get more involved in their government… I’m Of course, some of us at the office have hoping for a little self-correction… I think No found parking elsewhere, but I’m afraid that Child Left Behind is a good law… I’ve got a location is a secret I must never reveal. mixed view of this President. And that would be Seriously, they would murder me. true of whoever was President… [The Bush Administration] has an unfortunate tendency to Anthony Pignataro wonders what life polarize issues that didn’t need to be polarized… would be like if he had a real job. MTW

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A&B shoots to the top this week on news that the powerful landowner wined and dined five Maui County Councilmembers—Bob Carroll, Riki Hokama, Dain Kane, Mike Molina and Joe Pontanilla—on Feb. 28 at Mama’s Fish House. And they didn’t even invite Michelle Anderson, Jo Anne Johnson or Danny Mateo, who recently ran afoul of the local development community for opposing MLP’s Kapalua Mauka. Sure the big dinner—“just a social gathering,” A&B consultant Mercer “Chubby” Vicens told me—got a splashy write-up in the March 3 Maui News, but still: How many developers do you know with projects pending before the county can invite six council members to a very pricey joint like Mama’s, get five to show—Charmaine Tavares declined her invitation—and, according to Vicens, pay for their own meals and beverages? That’s real power, folks. MTW

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MORE THINGS TO BLAME ON BUSH Two gunmen robbed a 57-year-old woman in her Westerville, Ohio, home in February, but, according to a police report, argued among themselves about how to do the job, until one of the men, perhaps feeling sorry for himself, said, “This is all George W. Bush’s fault. He screwed up the economy.” All the two men needed, he said, was “gas money for the car.” And a 29-year-old man was convicted in February after he jumped over a fence at the White House to meet up with

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Chelsea Clinton. According to an officer, the man seemed unfazed at being told that the Clintons no longer lived there but did say that “George Bush told me to jump the fence, and I jumped the fence.”

OUR LITIGIOUS SOCIETY After two boys at PS 14 in New York City taunted a five-year-old classmate in January three times by grabbing his privates, school officials held a hearing and referred the boys for guidance counseling. Unsatisfied, the younger boy’s parents in February filed a lawsuit against the already-budget-challenged New York City school system for $6 million.

IRONIES Jacqueline Dotson was seriously injured in an accident near Winchester, Ky., in February that police say happened when she lost control of her SUV and ran several other cars off the road before overcorrecting, which caused the SUV to roll over a guardrail and land upside down. A rescue crew labored an hour and a half with the “jaws of life” to extricate her from the vehicle, but one of her arms was already free, severed in the accident and lying on the road, still grasping a cell phone.

AWESOME! In December, the New England Journal of Medicine reported the odd case of a 73-yearold Inuit woman hospitalized in Nome, Alaska, whose abdominal X-ray revealed an enlarged and photographically opaque appendix, which doctors concluded was an appendix filled with buckshot. The Inuits, doctors said, eat so many ducks and geese downed by buckshot that inevitably some buckshot remains in the cooked meat and is eaten and digested, with some migrating to the appendix, where it is trapped. The appendix was enlarged and opaque on the X-ray simply because it was overstuffed with buckshot. MTW

Between a Rockstar and a Hard Place Howard Ahia will be Maui’s next big thing—when he comes back from rehab By Samantha Campos

It started the first time Howard Ahia and his band were on stage. It was seven years ago, at the Hard Rock Café in Lahaina during their annual Battle of the Bands. Ahia’s three-piece group had a sound unlike any other heard on the island at that time. They were doing alternative rock, highly appealing originals with breathy vocals backed by a driving electric guitar. The songs would assimilate easily with the best of mainland college radio. And the buzz began. Shortly after the Battle of the Bands, Ahia and his crew played regularly at the Hard Rock. They were the first local band hired for the coveted weekly spot, which has since been filled by Marty Dread. Ahia also played popular solo gigs at various clubs and restaurants around town. Talk began of a CD and mainland tour. Word spread that Ahia was destined for rockstar status. But there was another buzz spreading throughout the island. Before and after performances, Ahia would appear at bars, drunk, wild-eyed, stumbling and barely intelligible. Club owners began questioning his reliability. Soon they stopped booking him regularly. His audience—weary and dubious of Ahia’s between-set antics—slowly dissipated. And then, so did his band. Eventually, Ahia got married, had a daughter and made his way to rehab. During his sobriety, he began working on gaining back the respect of venue managers and his fans. And recently he produced an album, titled It’s Killing Me. “Just being able to finish this CD after so many years of wanting to make it,” said Ahia. “It’s such a miracle. Especially after so many instances of me trying to sabotage myself.” Although it hasn’t been officially released yet, the anticipation has resumed about Ahia. Along with vital support from Willie K and Sean Corpuel, Ahia is also slated to play the Diamond Head Crater Celebration

on April 1. The Oahu concert is a big deal since it’s the first public concert to be held inside the historical landmark in three decades and will feature the Steve Miller Band, Linda Ronstadt, WAR, Honolulu Symphony with Na Leo and other well-known local performers. But that’s next month. This month, Ahia is once again facing his internal demons. You see, seven months ago Ahia fell off the wagon and stopped taking his antidepressants. “Publicly, I’ve humiliated myself,” he said. “I think I’m pretty moral but I know that I have an addiction for cocaine and alcohol. I lost focus. I have an inability to see what needs to be done. I’m in limbo. I feel so ready to play my music and to do it clean and sober. I’m on my way back to rehab. There’s a lot riding on this right now.”

Ahia’s father, Sam, recognizes the drive to play music. He’s been doing it professionally for as long as Ahia can remember. A proficient and acclaimed guitarist, Sam played L.A., San Francisco and the Las Vegas and Lake Tahoe casino circuits in the 1960’s. For more than 20 years, Sam has been a staple in jazz and Hawaiian music on Maui, playing resort and restaurant shows consistently. “I’m not as disciplined or wise as he is,” said the younger Ahia. “I’m a late bloomer.” Ahia’s mother, Rini, Sam’s high school sweetheart, disagrees. “There was this one time when Howard was six or seven years old,” she said. “We went to this house party in Redondo Beach. I brought my kids because they wanted to go swimming. And Howard came inside and played piano—The Young and the Restless theme. We were like, ‘Where did you learn that?’ But my mother and I loved to watch soap operas.” When the family moved back to Oahu a few years later, Ahia befriended a neighbor who was getting piano lessons. Although he didn’t yet read music, Ahia would visit his friend during his lessons then go back home

“I learned to respect the music,” he said. “Not just to be on stage to say ‘hi mom’ or to get the chicks.” A few years later, Ahia played a cultural festival in Vienna with his father. He became so popular the organizers rearranged performers’ schedules so that Ahia could play an extended seven nights. “That was sort of the dawn of my realizing he had something special,” said Sam. “The Austrians went crazy for him. They taped his performance and passed it around.” “This guy, a big-time producer named Peter Wolf, sent me to Germany,” said Ahia. “While I was in the studio, I was singing and he said, ‘Push it out—I know you can hit these notes!’ I started singing with a fuller voice— rocking louder, with a higher range. It worked. But I was pretty screwed up back then. I didn’t get the gig. That was 10 years ago.” Ahia returned to Maui after the audition. While he busied himself in various hotel music gigs, he also started listening to Jimi Hendrix and other “mellow” rock. “It made me challenge myself to try to sing a little stronger,” he said. “I’ve heard Howard all throughout his music, from his John Taylor [phase] in high school to his new CD,” said Sam. “He has this one ingredient, a quiet fire in his music. It’s there—not in your face—and it sort of envelops you.”

My last interview with Howard Ahia took place at Sam and Rini Ahia’s Launiupoko house. It’s where Ahia was hanging out before he went to rehab. At one point, I asked Rini what kind of influence she had over her son’s decision to return to rehab. She turned and looked at Howard. “You’re a good kid,” she said. “I want you to get cleaned up, get your act together. Don’t look in the past—look at all the good things happening to you and live for the future, for your daughter. All good things will

It’s round and round in my brain Like a tornado touched upon the plain It came down from the sky And you can breathe it all away You were your own worst enemy Too hard on yourself to see One better day And you can breathe it all away from “Fly Away,” It’s Killing Me, Howard Ahia Band and play everything he had just heard. “I said to him, ‘You have this gift,’” said Rini. “I hired a piano teacher but my husband objected to it. His friends were all good musicians. He thought they could come and teach Howard but they were too busy.” After high school, where he was voted “Most Likely To Have a Hit Record,” Ahia played football at Saddleback College in South Orange County. He was offered a full scholarship at Pacific University but he didn’t tell his parents. “My coach gave it to me and I threw it in the trash can,” he said. “I regret that sometimes.” Later on, he was injured in a game and was paralyzed from the neck down for a couple days. When he recovered, he started playing classical guitar and folk rock. He also attended the New England Conservatory of Music in Boston.

come, Howard. You just gotta plan for it. Don’t look back.” Ahia says he is doing his best to take these words to heart. He is determined to “stay out of trouble.” Subsequently, he also wants to be a better father, more financially secure, and more productive musically. He says he is working with the best band he’s ever had, and wants to tour and “play rock ‘n roll the way musicians dream of playing rock. “This is such a remote place, which can make it hard to succeed,” he said. “Nevertheless, you have to believe in the dream. And now with the band, it’s our dream, not just mine.” After Ahia gets out of rehab, he said he plans to hold CD release parties, and supposes he’ll gain a lot more support from the powers that be when he shows that he’s focused and staying away from drinking and drugs. “I have a strong faith in my goals,” he said, “and I believe that they can come true.” MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. Mo-Fr, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; SaSu closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. Mo-Fr, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8774950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. Mo-Fr, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 8930263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Mo-Fr, 5-8 p.m.; Fr-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. Mo-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Open 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open Mo-Fr, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MoSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. Mo-Fr, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. Mo-Fr, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa, 511 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

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Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-Fr, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-Fr, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Mo-Sa, 10 a.m.9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fr-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. Mo-Fr, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; We-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Italian...duh. Free delivery! MoSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-Fr 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. Mo-Fr, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; Fr-Sa, 6 a.m.2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. Mo-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fr-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Fast food. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Fr-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-Fr, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-Fr 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-Fr, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. Mo-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. Mo-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., FrSu 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-Fr 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. Mo-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fr-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-Fr 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Fr, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mo-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! Mo-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-Fr, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, TuTh 6 a.m.-11 p.m., Fr-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

DININGLISTINGS Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-Fr 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 8799952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza and yummy specials. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Pacific Rim cuisine. 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Mexican food with vegetarian items. Open Mo-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. Mo-Fr 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:309:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. Mo-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m-3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch We-Fr 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m., 5 p.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-Mo 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Happy Hour Menu

During Happy Hour

Blackened Ahi . . . . . . . . . . .12.00

Margaritas & Mai-Tais

Shrimp Cocktail . . . . . . . . . .9.00

Tuesday

Quesadilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5.00 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . .6.50 Chicken Fingers . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

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Thursday

Ceasar Salad . . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . .6.00

DINING

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Wednesday Captain Morgan & Malibu Rum Mixed with soda or juices All Well Drinks

Chips & Salsa . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50

SURF

Blue Hawaii Island Blue Lemonade Stella Blue Martini

French Fries . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50

Dinner Served 5pm - 10pm Full Bar - Late Night 10pm - close

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Monday

Onion Rings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

Open Daily: 7:30am - 1am

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$4 Drinks

Served from 3:30pm to 5:00pm in the Bar & Lounge Area Only

Mango Wings . . . . . . . . . . . . .6.00

Homestyle New American Comfort Food

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Haliìmaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Haliìmaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun-Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight ,Fri-Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999. $ Paìa Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Friday Dekuyper Tropicals

Saturday Bloody Marys

Onion Rings Cup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2.95 Bowl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.95

Rock Star & Smirnoff or Jager

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MARCH 9, 2006

DININGLISTINGS Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Mon-Sat. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Cantina - Local food. 222 Papalaua St., Lahaina. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

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Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TueSat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $

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Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Open 5:30-10 p.m.; Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., Fr-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$

DININGLISTINGS Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 6613123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 6677005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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Martina Madness Thursday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio [COMEDY] Have you heard about the Coconut Cabaret yet? It’s a new series addition the MACC’s got going on. Once a month we’ll have the opportunity to see humorous “alternative” talent from all over the mainland. It’s like performance art with a comedic twist and the intention of being intellectual and surreal. Hunh. That kinda sounds like what I do! This week’s Dina Martina is a train wreck of make-up, crazy antics and costumes that, according to David Schmader of Seattle’s The Stranger, could “...make a gynecologist blush.” Okay, maybe that’s not so much what I do. You know, my friend and I were just talking about things we miss from big cities. This is just the type of show we need to add to the island. We get the best of both worlds: a big city worthy, cutting-edge performance on our little slab of paradise. A portion of the proceeds will go to the Maui AIDS Foundation. Tickets: $18. Call 2427469. [HEIDI KING]

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Ocean Arts Fest Thursday-Sunday, Lahaina [FESTIVAL] Oh man, there’s so much going on with this year’s ninth annual festival celebrating all that blue stuff—and the creatures that live in it—surrounding the itty-bitty little ‘aina we call Maui. Let me see if I can wrap this up for you: Thursday night, 7 p.m. at Campbell Park on Front St., National Geographic photographer Flip Nicklin will present the latest whale research. Friday in the Park features the Rated-PG animated film, Shark Tale. Complimentary Starbucks served. Saturday and Sunday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. in Banyan Tree Park will be marine-inspired arts and crafts smorgasbord. Also, Saturday’s live entertainment includes Wilmont K, Kaipo Wong, the BYU Jazz Ensemble (pictured below), Richard Dancil and Thomas Bucauto; Kalani Smythe, Kawika Lum Ho, Hau Phat and Aunty Doll’s Pohaikealoha halau on Sunday. And all events are FREE! Woohoo!

Beauty, Boom and the Bluesman Friday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater [HAWAIIAN/BLUES MUSIC] What do you get when you combine a Grammy-nominated Hawaiian beauty with the lightning fast fingers of a blues-guitarist/’ukulele player and a Hotel Hana crooner named “Boom”? Well… a sweet and lovely ‘ohana, volume one. Yeah! You see, Raiatea Helm’s current release is called Sweet and Lovely, and Vince Esquire and Christopher “Boom” Helekahi are featured on the compilation record, Ohana—Volume One! Get it? I think I’m pretty clever, don’t I? Well, whatever. Just go see the show. Tickets: $25 in advance, $30 day of show. Call 242-7469.

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Sunday, 4 p.m. at St. John’s Episcopal Church, Kula [CELTIC MUSIC] Somebody wise once told me that Celtic music is essentially island music so the whole Irish/Hawaiian connection makes way more sense to me now. Tropical Harps is a six-piece Maui band that features harps, hammered dulcimer, fiddle, tin whistles, concertina, guitars, ‘ukulele, banjo and vocals. They’re showcasing their latest CD, Upcountry Celtic, in a sort of pre-St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Admission: $10. Call 878-6958.

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Sunday, 7:30 p.m. at Studio Maui, Haiku [MUSIC/POETRY] Richard Fammeree is a poet, guitarist and vocalist who has appeared on NPR, PBS, is the host of “Poetry & Its Music International” at the University of Chicago, and the Director of “UniVerse—United Nations of Poetry” which is an interactive forum and celebration of international poetry promoting peace with poets from Afganistan, Italy, Senegal, The Osage Nation, Bhutan and Haiti. Jamaica Osorio Heolimelekalani is a 15-year-old Native Hawaiian poet from Oahu. Both will perform selections of their passionate, spiritually and intellectually powerful, awardwinning work. Tickets: $18 adults, $10 keiki. Call 575-9390 or visit www.thestudiomaui.com.

[COMEDY] Morgan Preston and John Bennett are the stars of this Vegas-style show that’s about to broadside Maui. Who else is going to be there? “The show changes from town to town,” said Preston. “Wherever we go, we grab local celebrities and have them hang out with us and take part in the show.” That should make for an interesting evening, along with Preston’s juggling talents, Bennett’s musical flair (no, he’s not gay—I just like the word “flair”) and the ruthless sense of humor both possess. The whole kit and caboodle should bring a party vibe, like that of a show in Vegas. “Well, as ‘Vegas’ as you can do in Hawaii,” said Preston. Welcome to island time, my friend. Welcome to island time. [HEIDI KING]

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Craven’s cult classic gets a transfusion This remake of Wes Craven’s 1977 cultclassic comes with Craven’s seal of approval considering he produced the updated version directed by French horror protégé Alexandre Aja (High Tension). Aja and co-screenwriter Gregory Levasseur flesh out Craven’s skeletal original script with broad strokes of Cold War nuclear predominance to frame a much gorier and disturbing narrative motif than Craven’s original film.

The Hills Have Eyes

★★★★★ Rated R/105 mins.

A couple celebrates their 25th wedding anniversary on a road trip with their Suburban pulling an 1988 Airstream trailer to California through the New Mexico desert with their three children, son-inlaw, granddaughter and two dogs. A cannibal group of mutated victims of ‘50s era nuke testing lay in wait. Aja ratchets up the crusty gore as the tourists’ numbers diminish and the remaining few are left to fight for their survival. Slack pacing in the film’s first act, and a drawn-out third act, weaken its gut-wrenching horrific punch. A jaw-dropping opening credit sequence features stock footage of nuclear testing explosions intercut with images of actual deformed babies and 1950s home appliance commercials. Powerful nuclear blast winds course through a test desert community of ghost houses filled with ‘50s era furniture and mannequins dressed in Sunday church clothes. The disturbing collage of images creates an atmosphere of government consummated negligence that puts the viewer on an uncomfortably intimate footing with the grossly misshapen people who later wait in the arid hills to prey on whoever sets foot inside their desolate domain. The trademark social schisms of Craven’s earlier 1970s work (The Last House on the Left) presents itself with a suburban family from Cleveland led by former police detective “Big Bob” Carter (Ted Levine) and his former hippieturned-Christian wife Ethyl (Kathleen Quinlan). The couple’s oldest daughter Lynn (Vanessa Shaw) and her admittedly meek husband Doug (Aaron Stanford) watch over their new baby while Lynn’s teenaged siblings Bobby (Dan Byrd) and Brenda (Emile De Ravin) trade jibes. Everything about the Carter family announces their middle class status. Doug works for a cell phone company and he increasingly resembles the ineffectual character that Dustin Hoffman played in

Blood-encrusted vengeance Sam Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs. When unspeakable tortures and murder besiege his family, Doug casts himself as an avenging angel bringing immediate justice on the unfortunate descendants of nuclear testing who have attacked his tribe. Wes Craven was inspired to write The Hills Have Eyes based on a true story about Scotland’s Sawny Beane family that ambushed, murdered and ate travelers in the 17th Century. The dated nature of the story makes its substitution into the landscape of modern America dubious, and the filmmakers struggle with balancing the flawed narrative logic by blurring its timeframe. Instead of drawing a direct time link to the characters from the age of nuke testing referenced in the opening scene, the writers move the story too far into the present for the connection to work. Nonetheless, once the story becomes a blood-encrusted vengeance thriller all of its narrative underpinnings go out of the window. The Hills Have Eyes is an intense horror movie that should send more than a few viewers with weak stomachs running for the restroom. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CINEMA Wednesday, March 8 5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER IMAGINE ME & YOU - (R) - Comedy - Piper Perabo, Lena Headey, Matthew Goode (Match Point) star in this truly refreshing and unconventional romantic comedy about a bride who discovers love at first sight on her wedding day. Variety raved "chockfull with tart one-liners and pretty posh people, with one major twist: The romantic leads are both women." 90 min.

New This Week FAILURE TO LAUNCH - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker star. It reminds me of How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. McCo-naughty is charming and sexy and doesn’t want to commit. Parker is a Professional Motivator who’s hired by Tripp’s (McConaughey) parents to get him to finally leave the nest. But have they finally stumbled upon their soulmates?! (Heidi King) THE HILLS HAVE EYES - (R) - Drama, Horror, Thriller - A family sets off to have a fun little road trip down to San Diego. Their tires mysteriously blow out and leave them stranded in the middle of nowhere. Creeping noises and inexplicable things start to happen.....aaaaaaaaaaand... such things as a bloodfest and mutant people. 107 min. (HK) THE LIBERTINE - (R) - Drama - Johnny Depp stars as a scurrilous but disturbingly hot and decidedly free-thinking (read: boozin’ and sexin’) poet and the second Earl of Rochester in 17th century England. Oh, he’s such a naughty boy. Do you like him now? How ‘bout now? 104 min. (Samantha Campos) THE SHAGGY DOG - (PG) - Comedy, Family Now Disney is ripping off… Disney. In this “update” of the 1959 Fred MacMurray film of the same name, Tim Allen plays a workaholic District Attorney who turns into the family dog. Man, that’s science fiction! Who’s going to believe Allen is a DA? 98 min. (Anthony Pignataro)

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- Adolescent best friends need a miracle. When a mermaid washes into one of their pools, she promises that she can grant them a wish if they help her out. It’s about growing up, friends and learning that sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the people you love. Ahhhhh, I got all mushy on ya. (HK) BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 - (PG13) - Comedy - Martin Lawrence is back wearing the fat suit, once again needing to go deep undercover for the F.B.I. Isn’t it amazing how all a man needs to do is dress up like a woman in the movies, and all of a sudden he can run faster than a speeding bullet, leap over buildings in a single bound and kick just about anyone’s ass? Incredible. 99 min. (HK) BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - (R) - Drama, Romance, Western - Two cowboys work together, then become friends... and more? See how they deal with the blind hatred of society over a span of 20 years. 134 min. (HK) CURIOUS GEORGE - (G) - Animation, Family - How cute is this; Jack Johnson does all of the songs and Will Ferrell, Drew Barrymore and Dick Van Dyke are the main voices. As if the little monkey needed any help getting cuter. That is just frickin’ precious. Oh yeah, you know who Curious George is, right? The monkey that gets in trouble all of the time. Think back, you grew up on this stuff. 82 min. (HK) DATE MOVIE - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - Two of the writers for “Scary Movie” put this one together. It looks hilarious and usually spoof movies don’t impress me. I guess you can’t really go wrong with making fun of relationships and the games we play. 83 min. (HK) DOOGAL - (G) - Animation - Based on a U.K. children’s series. A variety of animals, the leader being a dog, go on a dangerous voyage to save the world from falling into the hands of the evil wizard, ZeeBadee. Voices of Whoopi Goldberg, Jimmy Fallon, Chevy Chase, Kylie Minogue, Kevin Smith and Jon Stewart. 81 min. (HK) EIGHT BELOW - (PG) - Action, Adventure - Paul Walker stars in this new Disney movie about sled dogs. It takes place in Antarctica where a series of events leads to eight sled dogs being stuck out in a storm. Based on an article in National Geographic. Unfortunately, it’s cold weather, so Walker will probably be keeping all of his clothes on. (HK) FINAL DESTINATION 3 - (R) - Thriller, Horror Follows the same story line as the first two. High school girl predicts a tragic incident, this time it’s a roller coaster accident, then it happens. The people she convinced to not ride the ride now have to try and cheat death. 92 min. (HK)

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FIREWALL - (R) - Action, Thriller - Harrison Ford stars as the loving husband and father that just happens to work at a huge bank and be the software creator. Paul Bettany plays the villan that kidnaps Ford’s family in order to rob the bank. Although we’ve seen the basic story before, it looks like a good one. 100 min. (HK) FREEDOMLAND - (R) - Drama - Samuel L. Jackson and Julianne Moore star in this thriller about a woman who gets car-jacked with her 4 year old son still inside. But the case keeps getting creepier as we find out the boy may be lost in the old abandoned child asylum. What is really going on here? 113 min. (HK) MADEA’S FAMILY REUNION - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - Tyler Perry is back with another follow up that started with Diary of a Mad Black Woman. The whole family is having issues from weddings to children to abusive lovers. You know Madea is gonna lay the smack down. 107 min. (HK) MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS - (R) - Comedy, Drama - When Mrs. Henderson is widowed, she discovers that she owns an old abandoned theater. After fixing it up, the community is shocked to find that she plans on having the girls in the show perform nude. But hey, sex sells. 102 min. (HK) THE NEW WORLD - PG13 - Adventure, Drama - One of the most famous romances of all time, John Smith and Pocahontas. I highly doubt Smith was as hot as Colin Farrell though. You all know the story, I just hope that it’s more historically correct than the Disney version. 150 min. (HK) PINK PANTHER - PG - Comedy - Steve Martin plays well-to-do Inspector Clouseau. The Pink Panther is an amazing diamond that has been stolen and the Inspector, through “unintentional” slapstick comedy and dumb luck, is trying to catch the culprit. Don’t forget about his hilarious accent. 92 min. (HK) RUNNING SCARED - (R) - Crime, Drama - Paul Walker plays Joey Gazelle (have you known many Gazelles in your life? I sure haven’t) in this new mob thriller directed by Wayne Kramer. Long story short, Gazelle is a low-level mob guy who ends up pissing off his bosses, who then threaten Gazelle’s family. Big surprise there! Also stars Cameron Bright. 119 min. (AP) 16 BLOCKS - (PG13) - Action, Thriller - Bruce Willis plays an aging cop that is assigned to get Mos Def’s character from the jail to a courthouse. The problem is; cops want dude dead. It’s tough to be a cop running from the police. 101 min. (HK) TRANSAMERICA - (R) - Comedy, Drama - A conservative transsexual woman finds out she produced a son when she was a male. They meet and end up having to take a road trip together. Felicity Huffman stars. In case you’re wondering; transsexuals are people that have actually had the operations to make them a different sex than they were originally. 103 min. (HK) ULTRAVIOLET - (PG13) - Action, Sci-Fi - For those of you who missed Aeon Flux back in December but can’t wait for it to come out on DVD, have no fear! This is the exact same movie—hot chicks, lots of gunplay, flashy future, evil government—except with Milla Jovovich instead of Charlize Theron. I can hardly wait! (AP) WHEN A STRANGER CALLS - PG13 - Horror, Thriller - Remake of the 1979 movie that spawned one of my favorite urban legends. A babysitter keeps getting creepy calls, repeatedly being asked if she’s checked the children. 87 min. (HK)

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Imagine Me & You - (PG13) - W 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Brokeback Mountain - R - Th, M-W (3:40), 6:35, 9:25, Fr (12:45, 3:40), 6:35, 9:25, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:40, 6:35, 9:25 Curious George - G - Th (2:50, 5:10), 7:20, 9:35, Fr (12:40, 2:50, 5:10) Sa-Su (12:40, 2:50), 5:10, M-W (2:50, 5:10) Date Movie - PG13 - Th, M-W (2:45, 4:50), 7:10, 9:20, Fr (12:35, 2:45, 4:50), 7:10, 9:20, Sa-M (12:35, 2:45), 4:50, 7:10, 9:20 Doogal - G - Th (3, 5), 7:15, 9:10, Fr (12:30, 2:30, 4:30), Sa-Su (12:30, 2:30), 4:30, M-W (2:30, 4:30) Eight Below - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 4), 6:50, 9:40, SaSu (1:15), 4, 6:50, 9:40 Final Destination 3 - R - Th, M-W (3:20, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Fr (1:10, 3:20, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (1:10, 3:20), 5:30, 7:45, 10 Hills Have Eyes - R - Fr (1, 1:30, 3:30, 4:15), 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1, 1:30, 3:30), 4:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:45, M-W (1:30, 3:30), 4:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:45 Mrs. Henderson Presents - R - Th (1:30, 3:55), 7:25, 9:55, Fr-W 7:25, 9:55 New World - PG13 - Th (3:30), 6:30, 9:30, Fr-W 6:30, 9:30 Pink Panther - PG - Th, M-W (3:10, 5:20), 7:35, 9:50, Fr (1:05, 3:15, 5:25), 7:35, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:05, 3:15), 5:25, 7:35, 9:50 16 Blocks - PG13 - Th, M-W (2:55, 5:20), 7:40, 10, Fr (12:30, 2:55, 5:20), 7:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:55), 5:20, 7:40, 10 Transamerica - R - Th, M-W (3:25), 6:55, 9:30, Fr-Su (12:55, 3:25), 6:55, 9:30 Ultraviolet - PG13 - Th, M-W (3:05, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45, Fr (12:50, 3:05, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:50, 3:05), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Aquamarine - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10 Big Momma’s House 2 - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (2:55), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Sa-Su (12:40, 2:55), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Failure To Launch - Pg13 - Fr, M-W (3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 9:55, Sa-Su (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 9:55 Firewall - PG13 - Th only (2:50), 5, 7:15, 9:40 Freedomland - R - Th only (2:15), 7:25 Libertine - R - Fr-W (2:15), 4:45, 7:20, 9:50 Madea’s Family Reunion - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:55 Running Scared - R - Th only (2), 4:35, 7:10, 9:50 Shaggy Dog - PG - Fr, M-W (2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:30,2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 When a Stranger Calls - PG13 - Th only 4:45, 9:55

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Showtimes & listings unavailable at press time.)

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Eight Below - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (4:15, 7, 9:45, SaSu (1), 4:15, 7, 9:45 Firewall - PG13 - Th only (4:45), 7:30, 10 Hills Have Eyes - R - Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:30, 10 16 Blocks - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (4), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:30), 4, 7:15, 9:50 Ultraviolet - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:45, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:30, 7:45, 9:55

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Aquamarine - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (1:30, 4), 6:45, 9:15, SaSu, (11, 1:30), 4, 6:45, 9:15 Failure to Launch - PG13 - Fr, M-W (2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Madea’s Family Reunion- PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:15), 7, 9:30 Pink Panther - PG - Th only (2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45 Shaggy Dog - PG - Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:15, 7, 9:30

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What are some of your biggest influences, musically? [Actually answered by Chris Poland of Warsaw Poland Brothers]: All Jamaican stylesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;from rock-steady to dancehall, Celtic music, bluegrass, jazz, and West Coast punk. We listen to Desmond Tucker, Madness, the Pogues, Bad Religion and AFI. Basically, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re mods who know how to rock. KATE ON WHAT SHE KNOWS OF SIRUS B POSSE: Jeff and I have been musician friends for years and years. His band is kinda like soul and funky music with a little reggae. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what we used to play together, and he continued on with that on Maui. Kateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s questions for Jeff: How has living in the islands changed your playing?

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Dina Martina - Thursday. Seattle performer Grady West’s riotous character, Dina Martina, puts on a slambang show packed with song, dance, costumes, audience freebies and mind-blowing comedy. A portion of the proceeds benefit the Maui AIDS Foundation. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. School Band Concert - Friday. Maui Waena Intermediate School and Kaimuki Middle School Bands have joined forces for your listening pleasure. Free. 7 p.m., Maui High School gym. Ballet Folklorico De Philipinas - Friday. From the ritual dances of the mountain dwellers of Luzon to the folk dances of Mindanao, Ballet Folklorico seeks to preserve, develop and celebrate the multicultural marriage of ancient tribal customs with Hispanic traditions. Celebrate the Centennial of Filipino immigration to Hawai‘i with one of the best folkloric groups of the Philippines. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Raiatea Helm, Vince Esquire & More! - Friday. Grammy nominee Raiatea Helm and lightning fast fingers Vince Esquire are joined by Shawn Michael on bass and Zach Helm on acoustic guitar. This special night will open with Hana's own Christopher “Boom” Helekahi, Macky Cockett and Keili Kanana. $30, $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Youssoupha Sidbe - Friday. His instrument is the kora, a traditional African 21-stringed harp played with both hands. The kora is used by the Griots who are the storytellers and keepers of the oral traditions. Youssoupha is an authentic master of Kora and began his serious training at age 15. He plays original songs in his mother tongue and in English. Tickets: $12. 8 p.m., Mandala Ethnic Arts, Paia, 579-9555. Kings of Vegas - Friday-Saturday. Join Morgan Preston and Scott Bennett as they explore everything that could possibly be in a Vegas show. With a noholds-barred approach, they bring to the stage local musicians and personalities sandwiched by their own biting wit and variety show talents. The “Kings of Vegas” is a must-see show that’ll have you on the edge of your seat laughing out loud and tapping your feet as you ride an entertainment rollercoaster that leaves you gasping for breath. Tickets: $35, purchasable at www.kingsoflasvegas.com, Iao Theater box office or If the Shoe Fits, Wailuku. 7:30 p.m., Iao Theater. Quilters - Friday-Sunday. A warm patchwork of song, dance and drama that celebrates the courage and spirit of American pioneer women. These frontier mothers and daughters face their joys, terrors, challenges and rewards with humor and a song in their hearts that

makes “Quilters” a moving spectacle of the human spirit. Tickets: $11. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 3 p.m.; Performance Studio, Seabury Hall, Makawao, 5731257. Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom & The Maui Pops Orchestra - Saturday. Amy Gilliom has been widely praised for breathing new life into an old Hawaiian tradition. She brings the art forward from a strong foundation, having been taught to sing and to respect the art form by the legendary Aunty Genoa Keawe. Amy’s additional talent in musical theater and her poise on the concert stage make this special appearance with the Maui Pops Orchestra an evening of beautiful music and soaring melodies. Tickets: $38, $30, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Scott Huckabay - Saturday. Huckabay was involved in a near-fatal motorcycle accident during the Harmonic Convergence Weekend in Arizona, August of 1987. Doctors told him that he would never walk or use his right hand again. He turned to the acoustic guitar for therapy and a new music began to well up from deep within his soul. $10. 8 p.m., Mandala Ethnic Arts, Paia, 579-9099. Tropical Harps - Sunday. Join in celebrating the release of their first CD, Upcountry Celtic, at a concert and party. The six-piece band, led by Maria Valentine, features harps, hammered dulcimer, fiddle, tin whistles, concertina, guitars, ukulele, banjo and vocals, in an allIrish program showcasing selections from the CD. Get in the St. Patrick's Day spirit early! Tickets: $10. 4 p.m., St. John's Episcopal Church, Kula, 878-6958. Richard Fammeree - Sunday. “The Poetry, Music and Stories of Richard Fammeree” with guest appearances by Native Hawaiian poet Jamaica Heolimeleikalani Osorio. Born the day he left home with three poems, his sister's guitar, her last $14 and his father's blessing (“If you want to starve, you may as well begin now...”), Richard Fammerée troubadoured to Paris where he became a feature before the cathedral of Notre Dame. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390. Balwin High School Band - Monday. See them live and in action! Free. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Maui High School Band - Tuesday. Also live and in action. Is this going to start a band rivalry thing?? Free. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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Saturday03/11 Sunday03/12 Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

and Kahumoku each week. Some of the upcoming artists include Ledward Kaapana, Richard Ho‘opi‘i, Leiohu Ryder, The Hula Honeys and Brother Noland. Tickets: $50, $35, $25. 6 p.m., Maui Myth and Magic Theatre, Lahaina, 661-9913 or 877-688-4800 or visit www.ahamele.com. Garth Fagan Dance Company - Mar. 16. The company founded by Garth Fagan (no way!), with dancers renowned for individuality, unmannered approach and virtuosity, they are “fearless too: able to sustain long adagio balances, to change direction in mid-air, to vary the dynamic of a turn, to stop on a dime.” (Ballet Review) No wonder audiences gasp in awe! Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Jack Lee - Mar. 18. Jack Lee is a world reknowned bagpiper and this is his only island appearance. What a nice guy to come all of the way out here to help the Maui Celtic Pipes & Drums, his openers, with their annual fundraiser. This is their main fundraiser for the year and last year it sold out! Pre-concert entertainment and Celtic refreshments available. Tickets: $15. 7 p.m., Makawao Union Church, 669-0607. Matato`a - POSTPONED. MACC, 242-7469. UB40 - Mar. 19. Reggae music, can’t refuse it! Who hasn’t heard one of their songs?! It’s time to witness them live! Last year the show sold out, so you know what that means...Tickets: $40, $35. 7 p.m., A & B Ampitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Na Palapalai - Mar. 24. The trio of ‘ukulele, bass and guitar is comprised of Kuana Torres, Kehau Tamure and Keao Costa, who learned music from their families and kupuna, and bring their own original stylings to the traditional falsetto sound of ha‘i. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Soul Sisters - Mar. 25. Diva Jessa Zaragoza, award-winning actress Ara Mina, and singer/comedian Marissa Sanchez team up to form this Filipina trio. The show highlights the diversity of the three women, each of whom brings their own flavor to the stage. Tickets: $100, $50, $30. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. 311 - Mar. 26. This dynamic Omaha-bred, Los Angeles-based rapcore/punk/rock/reggae/ska group that has sold over seven million albums in the U.S. alone. C’mon show them that you’ve always been down, down. Tickets: $43, $38. 7 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. The Rowan Brothers & The Hula Honeys - Mar. 31. Chris & Lorin Rowan have been major players on the San Francisco music scene for over 30 years. From their early collaborations with David Grisham to their recent appearances as members of the Phil Lesh & The Hepcats, the Rowan Brothers have delighted audiences world-wide with their potent mixture of bluegrass-flavored folk and rockabilly. Now they’re teaming up with Maui’s own Hula Honeys for a concert to benefit Mana’o Radio. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Elvis Costello - Apr. 2. With songs like “Pump It Up”, “Watching The Detectives” and “Every Day I Write the Book” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group, The Attractions, has changed the face of modern Rock and Roll. Special guest Steve Nieve. Tickets: $58, $48, $38. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ballet NY - Apr. 6. Ballet New York is comprised of the cream of the world’s dancers from leading dance companies, each a star in his or her own right. That pedigree, as well as the founders’ relationship with George Balanchine and New York City Ballet, ensures an amazing range in the company repertoire, including commissions of exciting new works from today’s leading choreographers. Tickets: $40, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Hapa - Apr. 8. The evocative island sounds created by the slack-key/vocal team of Barry Flanagan and Nathan Aweau have a magnetic appeal. Flanagan’s slack-key innovations are enriched by the vocals and compositions of Aweau, who is as adept with beautiful Hawaiian music as with smooth jazz grooves. Renowned chanter Charles Ka‘upu adds another cultural ingredient to this engaging program. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Mele No Ka Oi - Apr. 14. An evening of Hawai‘i music greats; Na Hoku Hanohano award winners Brittni Paiva and Owana Salazar, Grammy winner Jeff Peterson and the renowned Braddah Smitty will be singing & playing old favorites in his own inimitable style. Great music for all ages! Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m.,

MARCH 9, 2006

DA KINE CALENDAR

Funky Monkey No cover, 9pm

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Gypsy Pacific - Apr. 15. Gypsy Pacific is an incredible acoustic string quartet specializing in “gypsy jazz” featuring Tom Conway (guitar), Willy Wainwright (violin), Marcus Johnson (bass), Phil Benoit (guitar). Special guests are Kelly Covington, Dave Choy and Gene Argel. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kokua Festival - Apr. 19. Once again, Jack Johnson will headline. Now, brace yourselves, Ben Harper is going to perform, too! Also Willie Nelson & the Planetary Bandits, Henry Kapono and Paula Fuga. I’ve got tickets! Yes I do! I’ve got tickets! How ‘bout you?! Tickets: $44, $33. MACC, 242-7469. The Songmaker’s Chair - Apr. 27-29. The first full length-play by Albert Wendt, one of the Pacific's foremost novelists and essayists, The Songmaker's Chair introduces audiences to the lives of those courageous migrant families who have made Auckland their home. A story of conflict, continuity, and change in three generations of an extended Samoan family. Adult themes suitable for high school age and above. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Brothers Cazimero - May 2. They’re baaaack. Each year Robert and Roland Cazimero play their ever-popular Maui May Day Concert. Their beautiful harmonies and acoustic arrangements, along with lively humor, great showmanship and pervasive spirit of aloha have helped spread the love for Hawaiian music around the world. Hula is also a key element on every Cazimero stage. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Spray - May 11. Acclaimed New York City writer/performer Mike Albo presents a humorous fast-paced collection of monologues, characters and dance breaks that take the audience on a tour through freaky, apocalypse-sensitive America, full of botoxic beauty, government fear factors and constant reality show orgasms. A portion of the proceeds go to Maui AIDS Foundation. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Rampage In Vegas - May 13. Who wants to watch some Vegas styley boxing?!? This girl right here does, I’ll tell ya that much. 12-13 bouts featuring amateur boxers from Hawaii and Las Vegas. All proceeds benefit Doc Broadus Sports & Entertainment and the local boxing clubs. It’s a reason to feel good about watching some dude get his ass handed to him. Tickets: $500, $300, $100. Venue TBA. 280-4174. Frank De Lima - May 19-20. Frank De Lima's comedy show is a witty revue of banter and songs that poke fun at people, places or situations; whatever he thinks could use a quick kick in the funny bone. Be prepared with new giggles, as Frank constantly updates his show and his collection of outrageous characters, goofy costumes, funny songs and zinger asides to keep the show fresh and funny fo’evah! Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Alison Arngrim - Jun. 8. “Confessions of a Prairie Bitch.” In this hilarious high-energy one-woman show, Little House on the Prairie’s pre-eminent brat, Nellie Oleson (aka Alison Arngrim) takes to the stage to recount her wild adventures in Hollywood and beyond. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS

Ocean Art Festival - Thu-Sun. See below for daily events, don’t forget “Keiki”! Lahaina, 667-9175. Why Whales Do That - Mon-Sat through May 15. Free informational center about whales with free ongoing showings of the film, “Why Whales Do That”. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Alongside the Ma'alaea Harbor. Contact: Anne Rillero 249-8811. Fundraiser - This St. Patrick's Day and through performances in March, April and May, leprechaun/magician Neil Bruce aka "The Amazing Stuporman" will donate 1/2 of the proceeds for all magic shows to the East Maui Animal Refuge, “The Boo Boo Zoo”, Maui's only warm and fuzzy wildlife rehabilitation facility. Animal lovers who sign up for a magic performance at the event of their choice will receive a tax deduction for 2006. For more info or to request a show call 5735313 by Mar. 31.

THURSdAY, MARCH 9

Flip Nicklin - World-renowned underwater photographer, Flip Nicklin, will be hosting an evening presenting whale researchers and their current work as part of the Ocean Art Festival. Complimentary Starbucks

Gina Martinelli 7pm Coffee will be served. Lawn seating is available so bring your beach chairs and mats, along with the whole family. 7 p.m., Campbell Park, Lahaina, 6679193. Jacqueline Kramer - Author of Buddha Mom - The Path of Mindful Mothering will appear with her new book, 10 Spiritual Practices for Busy Parents. Can stressed out parents find calm in the middle of chaos? 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091.

FRIdAY, MARCH 10

Larry Sarner - In anticipation of St. Patrick's Day Larry Sarner will conduct an Irish sing-along and St. Paddy's Day Ppreview. Singing songs likely to be heard in Irish and Irish-American pubs, not American songs from Tin Pan Alley. Song books will be provided with a $10 refundable deposit. 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 575-9695 or 244-9091. "Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room" - The film features insider accounts and rare corporate audio and video tapes that reveal how top executives from Enron walked away with over one billion dollars, leaving investors and employees with nothing. 7 p.m., MCC, Ka Lama 103, 878-8015. Movie in the Park - Shark Tale, a PG-rated animated film with the voices Robert DeNiro, Will Smith, Angelina Jolie, Ziggy Marley, and Renee Zellweger will be screening as part of the Ocean Art Festival. Complimentary Starbucks Coffee will be served. Lawn seating is available so bring your beach chairs and mats, along with the whole family. 7 p.m., Campbell Park, Lahaina, 667-9193. Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free & open to the public! 7-10 p.m., Front St. 667-9194.

SATURdAY, MARCH 11

Huli Huli Chicken - Fundraiser for the Maui Korean Community Association. Get your grind on. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Across from the old Ahfook's, Ho aloha park, 2988929. Ocean Art Festival - Featuring a touch pool by Maui Ocean Center, as well as live entertainment, kids activities, and some of Maui’s finest arts and crafts. The entertainment includes Wilmont K, Kaipo Wong, Richard Dancil and Thomas Bucauto. Flip Nicklin will also make an appearance. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina, 667-9175. Haìku Hoòlauleà & Flower Festival - Auction, farmers market, entertainment, food, crafters, art activities, historical display, community service booths, games, rides and a partridge in a pear tree. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Haiku Community Center, 573-8618. Jazz Ensemble - As part of the Ocean Arts Festival The BYU-Hawaii Jazz Ensemble, a 17-member, bigband style jazz orchestra that has performed in countries throughout the Pacific and Asia, will show their stuff. The group performs jazz standards, salsa classics, and contemporary arrangements of popular music, animated films, and Broadway. 1-2 p.m., Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina, 667-9175. Salsa Night - Perfect for beginning Salsa dancers, there will be a beginning Salsa class w/Ashley Mueller and Alberto Maggi, followed by a Salsa Party with DJ El Gatto. Beginning and experienced dancers are welcome. Call re: footwear requirements. $10 for both or $5 for the party only. 6-10 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

SUNdAY, MARCH 12

Ocean Arts Festival - Live entertainment, kids activities, and some of Maui’s finest arts and crafts. The entertainment includes Kalani Smythe, Kawika Lum Ho, Hau Phat and Aunty Doll’s Pohaikealoha Studio halau will perform hula. Flip Nicklin will also make an appearance. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina, 667-9175. “Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village” - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s—and America’s—greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, surf.song@verizon.net, 667-9513.

TUE - Curtis, 7pm

MONdAY, MARCH 13

Ag Issues - Mayor Alan Arakawa has scheduled an informal meeting with members of the Maui County Farm Bureau, Maui Association of Landscape Professionals, Maui Aloha 'Aina, Maui Onion Growers Association, Maui Cattlemen Association and Maui Flowers Growers Association, as well as tenants of the Kula Agricultural Park to discuss issues relating to the agricultural industry. Mayor Arakawa will also distribute copies of the County of Maui's 2006 Report of Agriculture at the meeting. The public is invited. 6:30 p.m., Kula Elementary School cafeteria, 270-7710.

TUESdAY, MARCH 14

Belly Dance - Begins this week and just keeps on rolling. Juliet Malin, Leyla Atwill and Barb Walsh make up Tiara Bellydance Company. Y’know, I’ve always said every girl should own a tiara. 7:30 p.m., The Greek Bistro, 879-9330. Kalama Park Action Team Meeting - Purpose: To develop and maintain a safe, clean, beautiful, inviting, user-friendly gathering place through community involvement, projects and advocacy. 3:30 p.m. Kihei Community Center. 270-7765 or 891-2348.

WEDNESdAY, MARCH 15

It’s Women's History Month - The Maui BPW (Business & Professional Women) is recognizing and honoring three women of our community who support the mission; Stacey Moniz, Alaka'i and Teri Edmonds. The event is open to the public and will include heavy pupus and a no-host bar. $25. 6-8:30 p.m., Dunes Restaurant, Kahului, 877-8963. “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: South Seas Island Magic w/ Henry Kaleialoha Allen. 6:30-8:00 p.m. 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI

Weed Warriors - Maui Invasive Species Committee is looking for young adults, ages 14+, to help with reallife data collection and resource management. The first upcoming trip is a survey for ivy gourd on March 25. Next is a trip to catch coqui frogs on March 28. Space is limited, so call about it now if you’re interested. 573-6472. Hip Hop Dance Class - Every Sat. Teenagers are invited for free hip hop dance lessons. 10-11:30 a.m. at Hale Ohana in Wailuku, 244-5911 ext. 35. Ocean Art Contest - Sat. & Sun. All of the entries that the keiki sent in will be on display. Winners will be announced Sat. at 2:15 p.m., Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina, 667-9175. After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. For info, call 986-0700. Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 34 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 2445911, ext. 35.

lECTURE

Free Workshops - Thu. For students and adults interested in becoming mentors. Covers a variety of subjects, emphasis on tobacco prevention. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., MACC, 244-5911. Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-1174. English as a Second Language - Every Tue & Thu. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111. Get Patented - Thu. Learn the modern day process by which you can establish and protect your intellectual properties. Who should attend? Songwriters, authors, inventors, artists or anyone interested in protecting his or her intellectual property. Bring a lunch. $10. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., MEO, Classroom #2, Wailuku, 873-8247.

Thursday

03/09

JACQUES

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/DJ Stylz, 9:30pm

No info

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J 9pm

TBA 10pm

Tom Cherry & Co. 10pm

Karaoke, 9:30pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Saturday03/11 Sunday03/12

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Friday 03/10

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

Brian & the boys from Cool Rush, 9pm

Braddah Larry & the Haliimaile Band, 9pm

Lahaina Grown 9pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

"Entrepreneurship Talk Story" - Every Fri. Established and start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall, 873-8247. Ask Dr. Bill - Tue. William Harris, M.D.will answer the most frequently asked questions received through his VegSource website (www.vegsource.com/harris). He will also provide a brief explanation of why anyone can successfully follow a vegetarian diet and will describe some of the fatal flaws in establishment nutritional theory. Free. 7 p.m., Cameron Center Auditorium, Wailuku, 575-7694. Business Structure - Wed. Choosing a business structure is one of the most important decisions you will have to make in starting your new business. Make informed decisions. Reservations suggested. 12-1 p.m., 873-8247. Words of Peace - Wed. & Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

ART

Art Maui 2006 - Sun.-Apr. 8. Art Maui 2006 will again showcase the best multi-media work by Maui’s artists through the exhibition, while the Art Maui organization will promote, encourage, and recognize excellence in the visual arts through education, and by awarding scholarship funding to students, as well as grant support to teachers and artists. Free. Daily 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, 244-8272.

POETRY

Maui Live Poets Society - Thu. Open poetry readings on the 2nd Thursday of each month. 6:30-9 p.m. Lahaina, http://www.peacepoem.org or 661-0517. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467. Poetry Reading - Tue. Read your own poems or just your favorite poems in any style; whatever is comfortable. Or just listen and get inspired. 2nd Tues. every month. 6:30 p.m.-7:45 p.m. Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

POLITICAL

Brian Schatz - Sat. As part of the ongoing efforts to connect Maui residents with the issues and candidates that will effect us most in this election year, here comes United States Congressional candidate BrianSchatz (www.brianschatz.com), who wants to represent you in the United States Congress as a strong voice to fight the Bush Agenda. 5-7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. MAUI TALKS-TV - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

ENVIRONMENTAL

Service Trip - Sat-Sun. Volunteers needed for overnight service trip at the Pools of Ohe’o, Haleakala National Park in Kipahulu. May include greenhouse maintenance, trail brushing, and non-native species removal. Participants stay in the campground or the volunteer cabin. Sat, 1 p.m.; Sun, 12 p.m. 248-7660.

SPORTS

Run to the Sun - Mar 25. If you haven’t started training yet, I don’t think you’re going to make it. It’s a 36mile ultra marathon starting at sea level and climbing to the 10,023 ft. summit of Haleakala, legendary "Home of the Sun." Visit www.virr.com for more info.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson,

LETTERS

NEWS

COVER STORY

SURF

Mon and Thu. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 68 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7, 7:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Benoit Jazz Trio, 7-8 p.m.; Free. For info, call 661-4567. WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m., Wed; Late night Cafe: Lucid Fusion, jazz trio, Thu, Fri, Sat. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Su and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights w/ Willie K & Eric Gilliom, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour, $3 special's. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Spices - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. Poolside, The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

DINING

DAY&NIGHT

A&E

FILM

Monday03/13 – Wednesday03/15 MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No cover, 7:30-10pm; WED - MJ3, Live Jazz, 7-10pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON-WED - No info

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30-9:30 p.m. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m. Whalers Village Center Stage: Thus, Hula Lessons 3 p.m.- 4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7 p.m.-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 12-2p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sat Drums of the Island 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak 7-8p.m. 7-8 p.m. Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30 p.m.-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti 7:30 p.m. – 8 p.m.Tue, Lei Making Class 11a.m.-1p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m-8 p.m. Wed Polynesian Hula Show 7p.m-8p.m. All Shows free. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL

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2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon and Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue and Thu, and Wed and Sat 7- 9 p.m.

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■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:309:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music with Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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Saturday03/11 Sunday03/12

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Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

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The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

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DJ B No cover, 9pm

Wailea Nights w/Willie K & Eric Gilliom, 8pm

Dylan Donkin 10pm

No info

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Warsaw Poland Bros. 9pm

Mardi Gras Party 9pm

Sin City w/Flava Zone 9pm

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

Crunch Pups, No Cover, 9:30pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

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TUE - Phat Tues w/Q103, all day; WED - DJ & Dancing, 10pm DJ Rock Hard Tark, No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ El Gato 10pm

No info

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MON - Shake Your Heini w/Kapakahi, $5, 9pm; TUE - Tequila Tues w/Salsa music, 9pm; WED - Party Like a Rockstar, 9pm

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No Cover, 10pm

Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm

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Kenny Roberts No cover, 9:30pm

Evolution w/Jerry Caires Jr $3, 9pm

El Dogg $3, 9 pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-12:30am

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TUE - Dylan Donkin, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Tell the voice of reason to go screw itself. I know that’s weird advice to give a Taurus, of all people, but this week it’s necessary. Sometimes you just have to embrace illogic or attempt the seemingly impossible. Your willingness to venture into realms where common sense and reason dare not enter is what separates you from the androids. That’s the only place art, music, love and inspired creativity can occur. It’s certainly not safe or pain-free, risk-free, or a guarantee of success. That’s part of what makes it so great. This week the unknown is definitely calling. The question is: will you answer?

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Sometimes leadership is all about delegation. Let’s face it, as wonderful and talented as you are, there are just some people you rub the wrong way. In this particular circumstance, you might not be the best person to take your team towards its goal(s). That means you might have to swallow your pride and step aside so someone else can deliver the goods, just this once. That’s insanely hard to do, I know, but if it’s really a choice between stubbornly maintaining the status quo and failing, or letting someone else shine and being part of a successful team, which would you really prefer?

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You haven’t been laughing at much, lately. Don’t tell me it’s because the world is a miserable place. Although there’s a lot of pain and sadness floating around, there’s also loads of funny. I suspect you’re just not seeing them because you’re too busy; only the most dire and urgent news penetrates your little bubble. You need to laugh more, darling. It’s as simple as that. Make time and space for things that are lighthearted, inspiring, beautiful or just genuinely funny. All your other important shit has got to shove over to make room for you to laugh in—because that’s important, too.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) On the one hand, you’ve got the siren song of friends, pleasure and pure hedonism. On the other, you’ve got the pressures of responsibility and duty, and the lure of a kind of a notoriety, wealth or fame. You may have deluded yourself that you can follow both paths, but I’m here to disabuse you of that notion. You can’t—at least not this week. Trying would mean you’d only give each one half the energy it needs to be successful or enjoyable. It’s time to decide which way you’ll go. This isn’t a longterm decision; just how you’ll spend the next three months. Which will you be: the person everyone can always count on for a laugh or the responsible one that everyone can always count on?

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) This week you’re liable to get lots of positive reinforcement for your bad habits. Here’s hoping you can let it roll off your back. It’d be a shame to take that one step closer to full-blown alcoholism just because people really enjoy you when you’re drunk. It’s a shame not just because being a fulltime lush would suck in and of itself; people are avid advocates of your naughtiest sides only because they’re suitably rare. If they were to become the main faces you showed the world, they’d get old right quick. Enjoy the attention you get for being “bad,” but don’t let it take you off the wellchosen path you’re already on.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) There’s no formula to being funny. You also can’t conduct a love affair according to some selfhelp guide, raise kids with a standardized rulebook, or make accolade-worthy art from a kit. Life’s most important and valuable events only work well when you’re truly present in the moment, and reacting to them in a fresh way every time. It’s one thing to draw upon your experience, and quite another to try to duplicate it. Beware exactly that temptation this week, when a seemingly familiar situation presents itself. Reacting the same way you did last time would be a bad idea. This time, please, please try something new.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You’re treading water, a little. The good news is you’re doing fine; you certainly haven’t lost any ground. Neither, though, have you gained any. This pattern has every sign of continuing for a long time, unless you find a radical way to break out of it. Never fear, I’ve already figured out one possible solution for you: Just for one week, get up an hour earlier. Go to bed a little earlier if necessary, but make it happen, every day, for seven days. Craft a strong intention of what you’ll do with these seven extra hours this week, then just do it. It’s a ridiculously simple plan, I know. But it also just so happens to be one that’ll work. CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM

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