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What Men Want Wherein we survey males on female fashion Esquire recently ran a feature surveying female glamour magazine employees on what they liked and disliked about men’s fashion. It was thoughtful, provocative and even a little humorous. It was also completely irrelevant. “Men’s fashion”—what the hell is that? For most men—and I know this because I’m a man—the biggest fashion question they’ll face in a week is whether to wear a shirt that has a collar. Far more important is, in my humble opinion, what us guys think of women’s fashion. To find out, I distributed the survey below to a scientifically derived sample of males. Their answers, given in complete anonymity, produced a rich batch of results that were both expected and surprising. Oh, you want to know how many guys I questioned? Oh, a lot… Look, many men generously donated their time to answer these questions—way more than… eight. What do you think this is, Gallup?

3. A woman becomes bed-worthy when she: A: is Angelina Jolie (55%) B: says hello to me (20%) C. is not related to me (20%) D. has a pulse (5%) 4. My favorite type of woman’s dress is: A: evening gown (23%) B: wedding dress (0%) C: prom dress (7%) D: cocktail dress (70%) [NOTE: one volunteer flatly rejected these selections and threatened to “expose this whole thing for the sham it is” if we didn’t include his write-in vote for “Breezy cotton sundress with spaghetti straps.”] 5. The sexiest thing a woman can wear is: A. a string bikini (11%) B. stilettos and pasties (33%) C. jeans and a t-shirt (23%) D. saran wrap (33%) 6. I like it when she smells like: A. classy French perfume (24%) B. lavender soap (57%) C. chicken wings (19%) D. mommy (0%)

2. I like it best when she comes to bed wearing: A. a black negligee (35%) B. those pajamas with the feet sewn in (0%) C. just a smile (55%) D. a football helmet (10%)

7. A woman should dress for: A. me (14%) B. herself (72%) C. her girlfriends (0%) D. her johns (14%) [NOTE: No men were harmed in the course of this experiment.] MTW

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes out to the state official who attended a local high school’s recent anniversary celebration. Okay, we all get it... you’re an important person in the state, and you have a very busy schedule with lots of things to do... certainly not enough time to sit through a whole two-hour pageant. But if you’re such a busy person, maybe you shouldn’t have come at all. That would’ve been better than getting up in the middle of a hula performed by several students and walking directly in front of the stage. You even stopped for a few photo opportunities, directing attention away from the very students who worked so hard over the past few weeks to prepare for the evening’s show. At least have the decency to sit in the back and sneak away during a break in the action, if your time is too precious to make it through the whole performance.

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‘Are You Crazy?’ What’s it like to feed the sharks at Maui Ocean Center Jeff Hedlund has always loved fish. He’s been keeping aquariums at home for as long as he can remember. An avid scuba diver, Hedlund graduated from the University of Colorado with degrees in biology and environmental science. In 2002, he went to work at the Maui Ocean Center as a naturalist. A year later, he became of the center’s divers. Now he feeds the sharks. We’re not just talking the relatively docile rays, sandbar, blacktip and whitetip reef sharks that reside in the mammoth 750,000-gallon salt-water aquarium. He also has to contend with the larger, potentially more aggressive grey reef, hammerhead and tiger sharks. Consequently, people ask Hedlund one question repeatedly. “Are you crazy?” “Perhaps,” says Hedlund. But he says the sharks are fed well and are not generally interested in people. Attacks, for all the media attention they get, are still rare. “At first, it was exciting,” he says. “It was exhilarating being bumped by a sandbar shark while cleaning a window about a month after I started working. Now it happens so frequently.” As with most jobs, there are other more mundane aspects Hedlund has to deal with. Every morning, the Center’s divers do a “walk-through,” ensuring that the water, filtration and lighting systems are functioning properly, and checking to see that the various exhibits’ creatures get fed. There’s also exhibit maintenance to conduct— mainly, cleaning walls, dusting, vacuuming and making sure there’s no algae in the delicate environments. Possibly the most important, and least liked task for the divers is the servicing of two filter pipelines that extend 1,500 feet into the ocean outside the harbor. Divers are in charge of spending hours pressure-washing the intake sleeves, as well as vacuuming a concrete-covered pit underwater. “It’s not fun,” says Hedlund. Also, the team sometimes conducts collection dives for exhibits and surveys for the Department of Land and Natural Resources. On alternate days of the week, two staff divers supervise the Center’s “Shark Dive” program, where certified-diver guests pay to have the opportunity for a guaranteed and safe, close encounter of the pelagic kind. And then there’s the feedings. There are four divers on staff, with two to three working each day. The

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LC Watch Thousand Dollar Smiles It was last July, not quite 10 at night, when an 18-year-old girl employed by the Maui County Department of Liquor Control walked up to the bar at Milagros Food Company in Paia. “Your name is Dave, right?” the girl asked the bartender, whose name was, in fact, Dave. They chatted briefly. She eventually asked his specialty. He said margaritas. She ordered one. He served her one. The bartender’s mistake—not carding the chatty decoy—landed the popular restaurant before the LC Board of Adjudication on Apr. 6. But from the very beginning, owner Alfred Janneck decided to play things the LC’s way. At the hearing, Janneck and his bartender told the board how his restaurant now cards every single customer who orders alcohol; how his evening host warns customers to have their ID ready if they plan to drink; how employees during the day wear shirts saying “Valid ID Required”; how there are now three signs throughout the restaurant saying the same; how all trainees are indoctrinated in the mandatory ID-checking from the very beginning of their employment; how the restaurant recently carded a 102-year-old woman and Glenn Close; how the restaurant’s policy is so draconian that it costs them an estimated $500 a night in lost business from customers who are obviously of age but forgot to bring their ID to dinner.

Open Ocean Exhibit feedings—or Divelink presentations, as they call them—take about 30 minutes, depending on the audience size and participation. The sharks and rays, as well as the jacks and nearly 2,000 other fish in the tank, are hand-fed a mixture of clams, mussels, anchovies and vitamin-fortified squid from a mesh bag the divers carry. Meanwhile, a Center naturalist is narrating the feeding, taking questions from the audience and relaying back answers from the divers, as they’re feeding and making new friends with the various sea creatures in the tank. “My favorite is the Spotted Eagle Ray,” says Hedlund. “She’s super dynamic, beautiful, personable—interacts with the divers…” “Are you flirting with the Eagle Ray again?” asks Liz Smith, Marketing and Public Relations Manager for Maui Ocean Center. “Yeah, and she smells good, too,” says Hedlund, laughing. “It’s just kinda neat to have a large animal so inquisitive of a person.” But thinking of the future, Hedlund is uncertain where his shark diving experience will take him—or whether this is his

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career for life. “It’s definitely different from other jobs,” he says. “I don’t know… Oh, look! That tiger shark is going to the bathroom!” Hedlund suddenly points to a murky stream trailing a shark swimming by. In front of it, a completely oblivious family is busy taking a photo. “That’s rare,” he says with awe. Maui Ocean Center is open daily from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Admission is $22 for adults; $19 for seniors; $15 for keiki (ages 3-12); free for keiki under three. Ask a naturalist for shark feeding times, as they do vary. For more info, call (808) 270-7000.

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Through it all, the board members smiled and nodded, beside themselves with delight. Milagros was listening! Milagros was paying attention! Board member Darren Lopez “commended” Janneck, saying he was “very impressed.” Even Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Andrew Martin said Janneck’s actions were “the most impressive remedial efforts” he’d seen in the six months he’d been trying cases at the LC. The board still fined Janneck $1,000, but they did smile.

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Wow, how did Dowling Co. climb so high without me noticing? Of course it’s deserved, but Dowling? Yeah, I suppose so, though he remains one of the most controversial developers on Maui. Years ago grading for his Palauaea project resulted in a pretty massive amount of dirt washing into the ocean. Today he’s building condos for the super-wealthy at Makena. Through it all he’s contributed handsomely to many, many elected officials. Of course, his nonprofit Dowling Community Improvement Foundation has also been making sizeable contributions, which are outlined in an Apr. 15 online Pacific Business News story. Some might say Dowling foundation’s donation of $732,000 last year to a bunch of Maui organizations equals or even outweighs his desire to construct ultra-exclusive homes on Makena land that native Hawaiians feel is sacred. Only the truly powerful enjoy such relativistic advantages. MTW

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, Apr. 19 In a story that could have been headlined “Case silent on plans after upcoming primary loss,” the Honolulu Advertiser revealed today that U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawai’i) had something like $868,000 in campaign cash at the end of March compared to upstart primary challenger U.S. Representative Ed Case (D, Also Hawai’i), who raked in a paltry $277,000. Less than $300,000 and it’s already mid April? Ed, get out now buddy while you still can. Don’t you realize you’ve only got five months left to raise money? Five months! Sure, you’re getting some traction now from Time’s recent dubbing of Akaka as one of “America’s Worst Senators,” but sooner or later I’m going to have to mention that Time is owned by AOL/Time Warner, which is itself part-owned by your cousin Steve Case (whoops, guess it was sooner). Anyway, I’ll do what I can to bring it up now and then, but if you should pull in any favors you have now.

THURSDAY, Apr. 20 Though they probably intended it as a call to arms, the Maui Chamber of Commerce sent out an email today to its members publicizing a new resolution sponsored by Maui County Councilwoman Jo Anne Johnson that “urges the Administration to temporarily suspend the issuance of building permits for dwellings in agricultural districts.” That’s right, folks, Johnson’s resolution would end the slow but considerable construction of giant “gentleman’s estates” at Launiupoko. Not a mandate—the key word in the two-page document is “urge”—the language in it is nonetheless uncompromising. “[R]esidential subdivisions on agricultural lands typically do not provide monetary contributions to mitigate development impacts, such as money for schools or roadways,” the resolution states. “[E]xpansion of dwellings into agricultural districts continues to reduce Hawai’i’s tropical foods

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resources, open space areas, and agricultural irrigation previously used to replenish groundwater aquifers, among other environmental impacts.” With developers raking in so much money at places like Launiupoko, it will be interesting to see how far Johnson’s resolution gets before pro-business groups like the Chamber strangle it to death (by the way, this paper is a Chamber member).

FRIDAY, Apr. 21 And now, like every other publication in the Western World, I’m going to talk about the placenta. For too long, we journalists have been afraid to talk about the placenta, the organ that connects a fetus to its mother and gets expelled at birth. Thankfully, Tom Cruise’s recent “joke” in GQ about his wanting to fry up his newborn baby’s placenta has shattered those prudish conventions. You will find no placenta recipes here, though— you see, when I write about the placenta and/or placenta-related program activities, it’s because it concerns Governor Linda Lingle. Thanks to our good governor, it’s now legal for parents to take both their newborn baby and their afterbirth home with them from the hospital. The reason behind the law—the first in the nation!—is because Native Hawaiian tradition calls for the ceremonial burying of the placenta (‘iewe) beneath a tree, which in this era of HMOs, liability lawsuits and medical waste, is a lot to ask of your local pediatrician. The downside is that couples all over the country are going to be agitating, demanding that their state make it legal for parents to take the placenta home, presumably in something a little more solid than a Styrofoam container.

SATURDAY, Apr. 22 So the Maui County Council said no to hauling drinking water out of the Hamakuapoko Wells yesterday. Too much DBCP pesticide contamination from the old days when Maui Land & Pineapple sprayed the stuff over their crops, you know. Well, they kinda, sorta said no to the well water. According to today’s Maui News, they passed a “resolution”—much like the one on ag lands from Councilwoman Johnson—that says they’re “concerned about the issues

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way to celebrate Earth Day is to all get together and denounce the Maui Arts & Cultural Center (MACC). Been reading The Maui News letters section lately? Man, there’s some real hate out there—people writing in saying they’ll never contribute to the MACC again because they’re hosting anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan tonight. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: partially informed kooks are a source of never-ending fun. See, the MACC is just the venue for Sheehan’s talk— but the group that actually sponsored her is the Maui Film Festival. I wonder if people would be lining up to attack War Memorial Stadium if that’s where Sheehan ended up speaking. Attack War Memorial! Get it? What, too soon?

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raised in public testimony and has not been convinced of the need to sue the Hamakuapoko Wells for drinking water.” Now while the water in the wells does receive DBCP treatment, residents testifying before the council worried that some contaminants could get through and into the water supply. But seriously, what are the odds of that happening? Possibly the same as, say, the sewage system breaking down in Honolulu and dumping millions of toxic sludge into a nearby boat harbor.

SUNDAY, Apr. 23 It’s Earth Day! And as we all know, the best

Speaking of the war against the war against the war, the Advertiser just reported that two Kaneohe-based Marines, Jason C. Ramseyer and Eric Lueken, are the most recent American soldiers to die in Iraq. They were, in Pentagon-speak, “conducting combat operations against enemy forces in Al Anbar Province.” This means 2,390 Americans have died in the war, according to the Iraq Coalition Casualty Count. So far, zero weapons of mass destruction have been found, Shiite-on-Sunni violence is killing scores of civilians every day and Baghdad still experiences regular power outages and fuel shortages. The only thing that mystifies me about Sheehan, whose son Casey died in Iraq in November 2003, is that there aren’t more like her.

TUESDAY, Apr. 25 Congressman Case? Supports the war. Senator Akaka? Against. But I’m just saying. Anthony Pignataro’s latest book, Bear Laid Bare: The Unauthorized Biography of Smoky the Bear, is due out this fall. MTW

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Leonard Brown, 47, sentenced in 1982 to 99 years in prison in Florida for armed robbery, was released in April after a fellow inmate (having looked over Brown’s records) pointed out to officials that Brown’s sentence was illegally long and that 15 years was the maximum time he could have been kept behind bars. The probable explanation, according to sources cited by The Tampa Tribune, was that Brown’s judge (now deceased) misinterpreted whether Brown was ever armed. Thus, but for the fortuitous discovery of that eagle-eyed inmate, Brown would have spent his entire post-teenage life in prison.

COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS The Kuwait Times reported in April that food inspectors shut down the Hawally bakery in Kuwait City after finding dough stored in a toilet, which the owner explained was so that the humidity would keep it moist. And Houston police officials started an investigation in March into whether Lt. Joseph Buttitta had sexually harassed a female officer. KPRC-TV reported that the female at first described a consensual relationship that she should have broken off sooner, but then “accidentally” (in a reporter’s word) told Buttitta she loved him when she really meant to say goodbye.

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY Caught by police with illegal emergency lights on his car, Bradenton, Fla., restaurant manager Kenneth Holmes, 26, said at his February sentencing for impersonating a police officer that he did it “to get home quicker,” that the flashers were “cool” and a “fantastic time-saver” that enabled him to drive through red lights. And according to a February police report on the Arizona State University student newspaper’s Web site, an 18-year-old student, arrested

at Hayden Library for masturbating openly while watching Internet porn, explained to police, “To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn’t good enough.”

OUR LITIGIOUS SOCIETY Michael Oddenino, a lawyer in Arcadia, Calif., filed a lawsuit in March against the coach of his daughter’s high school softball team for $3 million for her emotional distress from the coach’s calling her a “2-yearold” and calling the players in general “idiots” for making insignificant mistakes. A judge rejected it. And in Cardiff, Wales, in March, Sabrina Pace, 26, sued the manager of the car rental firm where she works because, following her breast-augmentation surgery, she couldn’t get the manager to stop paying attention to her breasts.

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT In February, several patients at an unlicensed mental health facility in Columbus, Ga., told the local Ledger-Enquirer newspaper that they had recently worked security at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta during football games of the University of Georgia and the Atlanta Falcons. Among the facility’s patients are those diagnosed with antisocial personalities or bi-polar disorder or homicidal tendencies.

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SHANIA TWAIN IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE Matt Brownlee, 33, with a long record as a drunk driver, was acquitted of criminal DUI charges in Ottawa, Ontario, after psychiatrists concluded that his latest accident was the result of a sincere belief that singer Shania Twain was helping him drive the car. A 1996 brain injury might have given him a disorder in which he believes that celebrities communicate with him telepathically. And following a hung jury in England’s Winchester Crown Court in April, Linda West faces retrial in the 2005 death of her husband, which she said was accidental, in that her gun slipped while she was energetically performing a Shania Twain number (“Man! I Feel Like a Woman”) in what she described as the couple’s sex game. MTW

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aui Time Weekly sashays into the world of fashion with this year’s spring and summer jewelry inspired by an eclectic collection of earthy beads and exotic style.

By Jen Russo & Samantha Campos Models: Jessica Lewis and Allie Torcuato Fashion Consultant: Angela Sarich Photos: Sean Michael Hower

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Hip Mixed Media The latest trend in high fashion jewelry is internationally inspired. Trade shows combine the looks from Europe, New York and the West making everything accessible, even on Maui.The latest hip look for necklaces in Paris is the layered look but there is no reason we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t wear it on Maui. Throw together long charm necklaces, with other large pendants hanging on many strands of chain or beads. The key here is to have fun, so anything goes; asymmetrical looks, fabric over beads, chain or wood. Pair it with lace cuffs or big bangles.You will also find costume jewelry inspired by India, Africa and Mexico with a mix of modern ingenuity.

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Day Shift Work days can be fashion forward with jewelry influenced by ethnic designs.Think long chains of gold with a mix of wood and glass beads, and beaded chandelier earrings, inspired by exotic islands like Madagascar and the Maldives. Bold colors and pieces accentuate this look. Multiple gold strands and groups of small charms are in. Simple diamond pieces are a classic look; pave rings, round cut diamonds and floating pendant necklaces are on the delicate side of this flattering trend.

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Beach Wear Buzz The casual look steals its style from the shore incorporating found objects, shells and coconut into its designs. Multicolored delicate shells in multiple strands and large shell earrings dominate the style. Large stretch shell bracelets complete the look. Multi strand necklines, layers of wood beads, shell chunks, and coconut beads are all important in modern bohemian beach chic.

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Solid Kine Grindz More than a mere roach coach Hello, I just have a really super, super story for you guys. I don’t know if you’ve heard about it, you may have already got wind of it, but there’s a local boy and a five-star chef—they’ve teamed up and they’ve just opened a lunch wagon and it’s in the K-Mart parking lot in Kahului. And the food is, like, out of this world. It’s like no plate lunch anyone’s ever had. And people are, like, just raving about it. And it’s kind of an unusual team: there is a kid born and raised here and a guy that’s worked in the best of the best restaurants in the country. And they’re doing this cute, cute little wagon with just great, great food: shave ice, local plates. I just thought it would be a hot story for you guys. You should check it out—K-Mart parking lot, Kahului. Later. -Recent anonymous voicemail message

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Usually located at the K-Mart parking lot in Kahului, call 283-3206 to make sure. $ We used to call them roach coaches. Big, usually white vans equipped with refrigerators and grills that roll up to construction sites and college campuses selling usually cheap and nearly always terrible hamburgers, ham & egg sandwiches and burritos. Such food wagons seem to epitomize the worst of all possible food choices. “Come on honey, have a burrito,” Peg Bundy tells her sulking husband Al in one episode from the classic white trash sit-com Married With Children. “Aw, come on Al, it’s off a truck.” So you can imagine my delight when I got the above voicemail message

(which I later found out was from the owner’s wife, but no matter). For a food writer, the chance to write about a roach coach that might actually be good is too tempting a challenge to pass. The first time I tried to find the lunch wagon in question—named Solid Kine Grindz, by the way—I was thwarted by a lousy fundraiser that temporarily booted the truck from K-Mart’s lot. But a few days later they were back, and I bravely walked up to the window. Unlike the roach coaches of my youth, this wagon offered a slim menu: just three plate lunches—kalbi ribs, hamburger steak and barbecued chicken—shave ice and canned sodas. The lunches come in two sizes—regular for $7 and mini for $5. I opted for the mini barbecued chicken, and received a tender, delectable, smoky, delicious breast of chicken, a healthy scoop of white rice and a scoop of really good mac salad that went pretty far beyond the usual bland mac salad you find in plate lunches sold in restaurants equipped with things like tables and walls. “We try to change the menu every two days,” owner Mike Lofaro told me later. “That way we offer a variety and everything stays super fresh. We don’t spread ourselves thin doing 10 items.” According to Lofaro, any given menu can include the chicken—“we keep getting people asking for that”—ribs and hamburger as well as teriyaki steak and even Hawaiian hot dogs with all the condiments. A former East Coast chef, Lofaro and his partner Jeff Scida opened Solid Kine Grindz just a few weeks ago. They’re currently open five days a week in the K-Mart parking lot, but that might change soon. “We’re trying to get to Kihei in the beginning of May,” said Lofaro. “That’s where we’re from. We know a lot more people there, and it’s close to a lot of construction sites. We know a lot of those guys.” MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

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Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. MF, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

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Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave.,

Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 8778744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $

DININGLISTINGS Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 59 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 8793262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 8792607. $$ Fred’s - Mexican Cafe. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. MTh, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa, 7 a.m.-3 a.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8799033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

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Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

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Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 5722666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

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Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Aka Cafe O Lei. Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.- 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

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La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

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China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street,

Lahaina, 661-5648. Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6675117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L.

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6675353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 6619888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

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L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6655900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6616633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 6672929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $

7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar - Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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[PROTEST] We don’t normally plug events on other islands in these pages, but this one’s a little different. Organizers want people from every Hawaiian island to attend and “bring a stone” to build a platform that will hold the rather provocative carving pictured here. The whole thing’s part of a big fight by taro farmers against the University’s efforts to genetically modify the plant, the cultivation of which made up a key part of traditional Native Hawaiian life and culture. Not only are people worried about the long-term health effects of genetically modifying anything, but native activists are especially incensed that UH is patenting taros and asking farmers to sign licensing agreements. For more information about the fight against GMO taro, call Molokai activist and protest organizer Walter Ritte at (808) 558-0111. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

[POETRY READING] Eric Paul Shaffer is one of the best poets on Maui. He’s written a bunch of poetry books including Portable Planet, Lahaina Noon and Living at the Monastery, Working in the Kitchen. He’s also a charter member of the Ancient Order of the Fire Gigglers, whatever the hell that is. He also spent eight years living on the island of Okinawa for some reason. Oh, and he’s also contributed some very good writing to this publication, and since we’d like that relationship to continue, we’re going to end by saying that you should all go listen to him read some of his best work while it’s still National Poetry Month. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Honokowai Valley Exposed! Let’s Sunday, 5 p.m. at the Ka’anapali Beach Hotel’s Get Kanahele Room Cazi! [DOCUMENTARY] For the past six years, the volunteers that make up Maui Cultural Lands have been working very hard to restore the numerous and varied ancient Hawaiian archaeological sites along the Honokowai Stream in West Maui. The new film Passing the Gift: Malama Honokowai documents these efforts. “This film offers an inspiring view of Hawaiian culture flourishing in our own times,” Hawai’i Sierra Club chairperson Lucienne de Naie has said. “It shows how knowledge of Hawai’i’s past has a gift to offer all of us, Hawaiian or not.” And now you can see the film for free, though seating will be done on a first come, first served basis. For more information on the Honokowai restoration efforts, call 572-8085 or visit www.mauiculturallands.org. This pick ran prematurely in the Apr. 20 issue — sorry! [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Spelling bees make us all nervous

Scrabbling to the Top A spelling bee for the masses The spelling bee documentary hit of 2003 (Spellbound) spawns a heartwarming mainstream drama impaired by its intrusive overscored soundtrack and a lackluster performance by producer/actor Laurence Fishburne as a heavy-hearted English professor. Upstart 11-year-old actress Keke Palmer (The Wool Cap) more than pulls her weight as Akeelah, an underprivileged South Los Angeles schoolgirl with a knack for spelling. Angela Basset makes the most of her limited screen time as Akeelah’s widowed mother Tanya. Writer/director Doug Atchison puts a narrative foot in as many cliché landmines as he sidesteps in tailoring Akeelah And The Bee for young audiences.

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Akeelah is bullied by her Crenshaw school district peers into masking her intellect until school principal Mr. Welch (Curtis Armstrong) insists that she participate in an informal spelling bee attended by former spelling champ and college professor Dr. Larabee (Fishburne). Akeelah effortlessly wins the bee only to be personally challenged by Dr. Larabee to spell increasingly difficult words in front of the small crowd of students and faculty. After Akeelah is suitably humiliated by the experience, a personality tug-of-war with Dr. Larabee develops into a sturdy mentor/student alliance. Without her mother’s consent,

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Akeelah sets her sights on the regional spelling competition and travels to Beverly Hills to participate in a study group with better prepared kids, when she isn’t receiving private coaching from Dr. Larabee. In Dr. Larabee’s home library/office Akeelah learns about black intellectual leader W.E.B. DuBois and the importance of Latin, Greek and French to understand the root construction of words. Fishburne gives such a muted and onedimensional performance that he nearly topples the movie. As the story unfolds, we learn that Dr. Larabee lost his own daughter Denise to sickness when she was a couple of years younger than Akeelah, and that the loss cost him his marriage. Fishburne keeps his character’s inner turmoil in such a resoundingly hollow-ifwell-defended place that he risks mocking the condition he represents because he telegraphs it so willfully. The only time we see Larabee spring to life is during the director’s gratuitous musicenhanced montage sequences wherein coach and student work together with call-and-response precision. Akeelah becomes something of a South Central celebrity as she goes on to compete in the Scripps National Spelling Bee in Washington D.C. with her newfound puppy-love spelling competitor Javier (well played by J.R. Villarreal) and her not-so-arch rival Dylan Chiu (Sean Michael Afable). Swelling music and a conscious tugging of the heartstrings add to the final competition’s suspense as the filmmakers consciously err on the side of sentimentality over sentiment. Akeelah And The Bee is a movie that parents should be happy to let their kids go see on their own; they just might start reading the dictionary. MTW

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AKEELAH & THE BEE - (PG) - Drama - This is the story of an 11-year-old girl who participates in the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Stars Angela Bassett, Keke Palmer and Laurence Fishburne. See Film Critique, p. 26. 112 min. (Samantha Campos) RV - (PG) - Adventure, Comedy, Family - Robin Williams plays Bob, a work-obsessed guy who tricks his family into giving up their dream vacation to Hawai’i in exchange for a road trip in an RV. Bob only does this to please his boss, but his family doesn’t know that. Confusion, slapstick comedy and the eventual realization that family is what’s really important is inevitable. 98 min. (Heidi King) STICK IT - (PG13) - Comedy - The writer of Bring It On has come up with another movie with a similar concept. A rebel girl that fled the life of gymnastics gets in trouble with the law and is forced to go back to it. It’s a hard knock life. 103 min. (HK) TSOTSI - (NR) - Drama - This rather intense film shows six days in the life of a ruthless gang leader in the South African township of Soweto who ends up caring for a baby that happened to be in the car he just jacked. Stars Presley Chweneyagae and Mothusi Mogano. 94 min. (Anthony Pignataro) UNITED 93 - (R) - Drama - This is a dramatization of the events surrounding the Sept. 11, 2001 hijacking and crash of United Airlines Flight 93, as well as a best guess at what occurred on the plane itself. Movie audiences are already freaking out over the trailer, so you can imagine how they’ll receive the movie itself. 90 min. (AP)

Lee, this heist-that-may-not-be-a-heist picture stars Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster and Willem Dafoe. You tell me if it’ll be good. 129 min. (AP) LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR (PG13) - Comedy - Larry the Cable Guy stars as the Good Ol’ Boy health inspector in the big city who spends his days frequenting blue-collar restaurants, mixing with regulars and generally perpetuating the redneck stereotype. His routine comes to a screeching halt with the arrival of his new by-the-book partner and a sinister case of food poisonings at one of the most posh restaurants in the city. His reckless methods of investigation appall diners, charms a waitress, and gets him fired, prompting Larry to dust off a fresh bag of “Git-R-Done,” and go undercover to crack the case. Somewhere in Hollywood, a team of chimps thought this was a great idea. 89 min. (WW) LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN - R - Thriller, Crime, Gangster - Josh Hartnett stars as Slevin, the victim of both an unfortunate name as well a case of mistaken identity, who finds himself in the crossfire of two warring New York Crime Bosses known as The Rabbi (Ben Kingsly) and The Boss (Morgan Freeman). To further complicate matters, he must also stay one step ahead of the dogged Detective Brikowski (Stanley Tucci) and the nefarious assassin Goodkat (Bruce Willis). Wackiness ensues. 110 min. (WW) SCARY MOVIE 4 - (PG 13) - Comedy - The fourth installment of the popular horror movie-spoof series… Wait, there was a Scary Movie 3? Really? Who was—ah, forget it. Directed by David Zucker, this one stars Leslie Nielson, Anna Faris and that Dr. Phil guy. 100 min. (AP) THE SENTINEL - (PG 13) - Thriller - Think In the Line of Fire meets The Fugitive with a little 24 thrown in, kinda. Michael Douglas plays a veteran Secret Service agent wrongly accused of conspiring the kill the President and Keifer Sutherland plays his protégé charged with bringing him—the wrongfully accused agent, not the President—down, I think. I have a headache. 108 min. (AP) SHE’S THE MAN - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - A teenage girl poses as her twin brother at a new school. It’s a love octagon with everyone crushing on somebody else, teenage angst, confusion and sexual awkwardness. Amazingly, it might actually be funny. 105 min. (HK) SILENT HILL - (R) - Horror - A little girl does some sleep walking and talks about a place she’s never been. So her mother decides it’ll help the girl if they go to the place, a town called Silent Hill. The girl goes missing and her mom has to go up against the forces of evil. Moms are hard core when it comes to their babies. 127 min. (HK) TAKE THE LEAD - (PG13) - Drama, Biopic - Antonio Banderas plays a ballroom teacher/competitor who volunteers his services to New York inner city high school kids. They know how to work it already, but to hip hop. Caring is sharing, so each will learn the other’s type of dance moves. In doing so, building one of those tear-jerking bonds. I’m all choked up already. 108 min. (HK) THE WILD - (G) - Animation, Family - A young lion is transported to Africa from the New York City zoo...by mistake. Then freed, also by mistake. His loving ‘ohana from the zoo band together to try to locate and bring him back. Does anyone else think this seems a lot like Madagascar? The difference is this is Disney and that was Dreamworks. Kinda like A Bugs Life and Antz. 94 min. (HK)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee American Dreamz - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:50, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:50), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Benchwarmers - PG13 - Th (2:45, 3:20, 5, 5:30), 7:05, 7:45, 9:25, 10, F, M-W (12:30, 1:10, 2:45, 3:20, 5, 5:30), 7:05, 7:45, 9:10, 9:50, Sa- Su (12:30, 1:10, 2:45, 3:20), 5, 5:30, 7:05, 7:45, 9:10, 9:50 Friends With Money - R - Th (2:50, 5:10), 7:25, 9:30, F, M-W (12:40, 2:50, 5:10), 7:25, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:40, 2:50), 5:10, 7:25, 9:30 Ice Age 2 - PG - Th (1:40, 2:40, 3:10, 4, 4:50, 5:20), 6:40, 7:20, 7:40, 9, 9:30, 10, F, M-W (12:30, 1:45, 2:40, 4:10, 4:50), 6:40, 7:20, 9, 9:25, Sa-Su (12:30, 1:45, 2:40), 4:10, 4:50, 6:40, 7:20, 9, 9:25 Larry the Cable Guy - PG13 - Th only (3, 5:15), 7:30, 9:50 Lucky Number Slevin - R - Th (1:40, 4:15), 7, 9:35, F, M-W (1:40, 4:15), 6:45, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:40), 4:15, 6:45, 9:15 She’s the Man - PG13 - Th (1:20, 4:10), 6:45, 9:10, F, MW (1:55, 4:25), 6:55, 9:20, Sa-Su (1:55), 4:25, 6:55, 9:20 Silent Hill - R - Th (1:15, 1:30, 4, ,4:20), 6:50, 7:10, 9:40, 10, F (1:15, 1:30, 4, 4:20), 6:45, 7:10, 9:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:15, 1:30), 4, 4:20, 6:45, 7:10, 9:30, 9:55, M-W (1:15, 1:30, 4, 4:20), 6:45, 7:10, 9:30 Tsotsi - R - F, M-W (12:45, 3, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 United 93 - R - F, M-W (1:20, 3:50), 7, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:20), 3:50, 7, 9:40

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Akeelah & the Bee - PG - F-W (2:15), 4:45, 7:25, 9:50 Failure to Launch - PG13 - Th only (3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 9:55 Inside Man - R - Th only (1:55), 4:35, 7:20, 10:05 RV - PG - F, M-W (2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35 Scary Movie 4 - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 The Sentinel - PG13 - Daily (2), 4:30, 7:10, 10 Stick It - PG13 - F, M-W (3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10, SaSu (12:45, 3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10 Take the Lead - PG13 - Th only (2:10), 4:40, 7:15, 9:50 The Wild - G - Th-F, M-W (2:50), 5, 7:05, 9:15, SaSu (12:35, 2:50), 5, 7:05, 9:15

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Benchwarmers - PG13 - Th only (1:45), 5, 7:45 Ice Age 2 - PG - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:35, F-Sa (1:45), 5, 8, 10, Su-W (1:45), 5, 8:15 RV - PG - F-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 8 Scary Movie 4 - PG13 - Th only (1:30), 4:45, 7:40 Silent Hill - R - Th, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:30, F-Sa (1), 4:15, 7, 9:30 United 93 - F-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:25, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:45

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Benchwarmers - PG13 - Th only (4:45), 7:15, 9:25 Ice Age 2 - PG - Th only (4:30), 7, 9:15 Lucky Number Slevin - R - F, M-W (3:45), 6:45, 9:20, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:45, 6:45, 9:20 Scary Movie 4 - PG13 - Th (4:15), 7:30, 9:30, F, M-W (4:15), 7:30, 9:20, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:15, 7:30, 9:20 The Sentinel - PG13 - Th (4), 6:45, 9:40, F, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Stick It - PG13 - F, M-W (4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:30

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Akeelah & the Bee - PG - F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:30 RV - PG - F, M-W (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11, 1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45 Silent Hill - R - Th-F, M-W (12:30, 3:30), 6:45, 9:35, SaSu (12:30), 3:30, 6:45, 9:35 Take the Lead - PG13 - Th only (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45 The Wild - G - Th only (1:15, 4), 7:15, 9:30

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‘A Way of Life’ Conscious Healing shares their positive island sounds with you His band Conscious Healing was setting up amps for practice when Brad Kahikina started telling me about his group’s philosophy. “You can make music that affects people positively or negatively,” he said, “and reflect it in your music and performance. We choose the light side.”

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“Everybody loves music,” said fellow band-mate Curtis Piligrin. “It affects their character, the way they live. It’s important what you listen to and who, ‘cause it can be healing for your body, mind and soul. Conscious Healing is more than just a good name, it’s a way of living—not only through music but to be a way of life, life-giving, a whole vibe.” Kahikina and Piligrin first played music together in the local 10-piece band, Backyard. Later, drummer Stacey Elaban and multi-instrumentalist/songwriter Chris Oana joined. “They just hung around,” said Piligrin. “It was all horns, rhythms and people just singing, looking like they’re playing and not playing anything. This was back in the… ‘60s! No, about eight years ago—mid ‘90s.” “I was a fan who got to play,” said saxophonist Jay Arcangel. The Backyard members went their separate ways. But throughout the years, Piligrin kept playing with Oana and Kahikina. Eventually, Elaban rejoined them. And now, along with Arcangel, a newly formed Conscious Healing also features trumpet player Riley Edwards and trombonist Scott Heintzman in their horn section. Piligrin, Oana and Kahikina do the brunt of the songwriting and sing their own songs, which means switching instruments when they change lead vocals. The band now plays mostly original music, with an occasional Steel Pulse or Katchafire cover. “When we’d play our music and people didn’t know it,” said Kahikina, “we’d see ‘em rockin’ in their seats but they wouldn’t get up until they heard something they knew.” Oana is also the founder of Base-2 Records, the indie label that recorded Conscious Healing’s self-titled debut last year. In addition, as a solo project, Oana recorded the soundtrack to the 2004 Maui-made film, Divers. The band prides itself on the various style elements it incorporates into its islandbased sound. Piligrin cites blues and reggae as his main influences—especially Bob Marley & the Wailing Souls—as well as Hank Williams. Kahikina goes for the classic rock, with The Eagles and Credence Clearwater Revival, as well as country and Hawaiian. Oana likes hip-hop, Ben Harper and especially Stevie Wonder. “Our tastes vary drastically,” said Oana. The rest of the band agrees wholeheartedly with Oana. “I like music as long as it doesn’t suck,” said Arcangel.

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Giving praise “Also, C&K, Kalapana and Peter Moon are big influences,” added Piligrin. “They made us want to play.” The band freely admits that spirituality is the biggest part of their sound, and a major aspect of their songwriting. Although in performances, most people don’t notice. The band says they promote “the Lord—meaning Jesus Christ and God,” but they don’t preach. “I wouldn’t call it Christian music,” said Piligrin. “It’s just giving praise.” At the end of summer, Conscious Healing hopes to tour other Hawaiian islands. For now, they’re content to spreading the good vibes here at home. “We know this stuff won’t last forever,” said Kahikina. “So we got to do it the best we can, while we can.” The Conscious Healing sound ranges in tempo and style from one-drop reggae rhythms to faster ska and Latin-Caribbean beats or even to a smooth-as-molasses, slowed-down lovers rock. With the exception of the horn section, all members contribute to vocals and intermittent group call-outs. The result is an energetic, harmonious blending of feel-good sounds. “It’s hard to get a bunch of people—with different attitudes, morals, influences—to come together,” said Piligrin. “When you get the right formula of players, it works—it flows and prospers.” “We’ve been together for two and a half years,” said Kahikina. “Now we’re ready to promote positivity [sic] through our music and songwriting.” “That’s the plan,” said Piligrin. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS The Songmaker’s Chair - Thursday-Saturday. The first full length-play by Albert Wendt, one of the Pacific's foremost novelists and essayists, The Songmaker's Chair introduces audiences to the lives of those courageous migrant families who have made Auckland their home. A story of conflict, continuity, and change in three generations of an extended Samoan family. Adult themes suitable for high school age and above. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater,

MACC, 242-7469. Sweeney Todd - Friday-Sunday through Apr. 30. In Victorian London, a vengeful Sweeney Todd returns from jail overseas for a crime he did not commit. With his dazzlingly demented accomplice, Mrs. Lovett, she and the “demon barber of Fleet Street” cook up a hilariously macabre revenge scheme in this crafty, darkly comedic, and captivating musical. Tickets: $20, $18, $15. Purchase at If the Shoe Fits in Wailuku or online at www.mauionstage.com. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.;

Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969. The Servant of Two Masters - Friday-Sunday through May 7. This rollicking comedy is about a crafty servant who turns somersaults to please both his masters. Tickets: $18, $12; available online at www.mauiacademy.org or at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center’s customer service kiosk. Fri-

Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse, 244-8760. Brothers Cazimero - Tuesday. They’re baaaack. Each year Robert and Roland Cazimero play their ever-popular Maui May Day Concert. Their beautiful harmonies and acoustic arrangements, along with lively humor, great showmanship and pervasive spirit of aloha have helped spread the love for Hawaiian music around the world. Hula is also a key element on every Cazimero stage. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC,

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TICKETS ON SALE Mozart’s Birthday - May 5. The Galliard String Quartet from Chamber Music Hawaii comes to Maui for Mozart’s 250th Birthday Celebration! The Maui Concert Chorus and Maui Youth Chorus will perform with the Galliard String Quartet from the Honolulu Symphony, plus a chamber ensemble of some of Hawaii’s finest musicians. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., Saint Theresa Church, Kihei, 870-

5560 or order online at MauiMusicArts.org. SOJA - May 7 & 9. Soldiers of Jah Army Plus Inna Vision, DJ Addamon and MC Spence Jah. SOJA has a reggae based sound with noticeable influences of rock, alternative and hip-hop, giving them a more unique sound. Tickets: $20, $15; available at Beach Road Records (Kihei), Bahama Mama (Paia), Requests (Wailuku), Paradise Audio (Lahaina) & Maui Sea Skins (Haiku), or visit www.inticketing.com. Sun, 5:30 p.m., VFW’s

(Veterans of Foreign Wars Bldg), 2502 Uluniu Rd. Kihei; Tue, Casanova, 866-55-TICKETS. Spray - May 11. Acclaimed New York City writer/performer Mike Albo presents a humorous fast-paced collection of monologues, characters and dance breaks that take the audience on a tour through freaky, apocalypse-sensitive America, full of botoxic beauty, government fear factors and constant reality show orgasms. A portion of the proceeds go to Maui AIDS Foundation. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC,

242-7469. Seals & Seals - May 13. The legendary music of two great artists! Jim Seals (of Seals & Crofts fame) and brother Dan Seals (the “England Dan” with John Ford Coley) bring a nostalgic song fest of their combined ‘70s favorite hits: “All That Glitters Is Not Gold,” “Let The Good Times Roll” and “Castles in the Sand.” For the first time since their early childhood days in west Texas, they’re performing together, writing together and recording together. Tickets: $38, $33, $28. 7:30 p.m.,

Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7569. Rampage In Vegas - May 13. Who wants to watch some Vegas styley boxing?!? This girl right here does, I’ll tell ya that much. 12-13 bouts featuring amateur boxers from Hawaii and Las Vegas. All proceeds benefit Doc Broadus Sports & Entertainment and the local boxing clubs. It’s a reason to feel good about watching some dude get his ass handed to him. Tickets: $500, $300, $100. Italian-American Social Club, 2333 E.

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Sahara Ave., 280-4174. Planet of the Drums - May 19. Drum and bass music festival with AK1200, Dieselboy, Dara, MC J-Messinian, Shy FX, Sovern-T, KSM, G-Spot, Ikon and BTF. That’s a sick list. Definitely worth the travel. 18 and up only. 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Wave

Waikiki, 1877 Kalakaua Ave, Honolulu, Oahu, groovetickets.com or 1-877-71-GROOVE. Frank De Lima - May 19-20. Frank De Lima's comedy show is a witty revue of banter and songs that poke fun at people, places or situations; whatever he thinks could use a quick kick in the funny bone. Be prepared with new giggles, as Frank constantly updates his show and his collection of outrageous characters, goofy costumes, funny songs and “zinger” asides to keep the show fresh and funny fo’evah! Tickets: $25. 7:30

p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Dance Extravaganza - May 20-21. Celebrate dance with Maui Academy of Performing Arts in two spectacular shows for the entire family. The weekend will open with The Extravaganza, a toetapping, heel stomping review of jazz, tap, lyrical, and hip hop on Sat. To close the event MAPA’s ballerinas will perform an elegant rendition of the ballet Gaite Parisienne on Sun. Tickets: $20, $14, $12. Sat, 2 p.m.; Sun, 3 p.m., Castle Theater,

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MACC, 242-7469. Alison Arngrim - Jun. 8. “Confessions of a Prairie Bitch.” In this hilarious high-energy onewoman show, Little House on the Prairie’s preeminent brat, Nellie Oleson (aka Alison Arngrim) takes to the stage to recount her wild adventures in Hollywood and beyond. Tickets: $18. 7:30

p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Register to Vote - Through June 17. Support Maui with your vote and support Democracy in Action Marijuana Reform ordinances. 10,000 signatures needed by June to be ballot. 9 a.m.-9

p.m. 333 Dairy Road, (Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill). 579-8315. Why Whales Do That - Mon-Sat through May 15. Free informational center about whales with free ongoing showings of the film, “Why Whales Do That”. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Alongside the Ma'alaea

Harbor. Contact: Anne Rillero 249-8811. Carnival - Fri-Sun. Rides, games, Las Vegas hypnotist, Da Braddahs, Lahaina Grown, high wire thrills and lots more. $18. Fri, 5:30 p.m.-12 a.m.;

Sat, 11 a.m.-12 a.m.; Sun, 11 a.m.-11 p.m., War Memorial Complex, Wailuku, 276-2672. Dog Show - Sat-Sun. It’s time for the Valley Isle Kennel Club annual dog show! This is a two-day event featuring conformation, obedience and rally trials. It’s also a great way to check out the different breeds to find which one is right for you.

Horseshoe Pits, Keopulani Park, 573-1192 or 5720257.

FRIdAY, APRIL 28 Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free. MCC, 984-3286.

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Chardonnay and Cheese Tasting - Who Cut the Cheese presents five chardonnays from around the world as well as five cheeses. $15. 5 p.m.,

Bocalino’s lanai, 874-3930.

SATURdAY, APRIL 29 Jacaranda Festival - 2nd annual Jacaranda Festival Tea Party, with music by the Hula Honeys, “Most Spectacular Hat” and “Jacaranda Outfit” contests, food, jewelry, door prizes and more. Proceeds go to Women Helping Women’s Shelter. 12:30-5:30 p.m. Kula Lodge, 878-2135. Drive In - Ono food booths, family fun and three amazing movies; Ki Ho 'alu-Keola Beamer, King Kong and Rolling Down Like Pele. $20 for a carload. Gates open at 6 p.m. Maui Community

College, mauifest.net. Dance Practice 6:15-7:15 p.m. Early Bird Ballroom/Latin Dance Practice: dance requests taken. 7:15-8 p.m. Night Club Two-Step Beginner Lesson.

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Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Randall Rospond & friends No cover, 7:30pm

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Industry Night w/DJ No cover, 9:30pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $5, 10pm

The Krush $7, 9:45pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - DJ Durty, 9:30pm

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8-9:45 p.m. Ballroom/Latin Dance Practice.

$5. Omori Studio B, MACC, 874-0297.

SUNdAY, APRIL 30 Elegant Afternoon Tea - 9th annual fundraiser for Women Helping Women. This year features silent auction, Gene and Makana Argel, Teri Garrison, DJ GED and a “Fabulous Hat” contest.

1-4 p.m., Sugar House, Hali’imaile, 242-6600. Code Pink - The Maui chapter of Code Pink: Women For Peace will be holding their first monthly organizational and planning meeting. 5-7

p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091. Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.,

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m.,

Lahaina Cannery Mall, surf.song@verizon.net, 667-9513.

MoNdAY, May 1 Future Fuel - A post petrole discussion facilitated by teacher, activist and very cool guy, Ben Pittenger. Now is the time to plan for a future without oil. 5 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku,

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TUESdAY, MAY 2 Poverty in Maui - MEO presents a forum on poverty in Maui. Hear from agencies dealing with the barriers that keep the poor from escaping their fate and get a free lunch too. 9 a.m-12 p.m. Call 249.2990 to register. Socrates Cafe - A meeting for discussing the questions of our times using the Socratic method. 4-6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, 244-9091.

WEDNESdAY, MAY 3 What’s in the Food? - Discussion and debate a series of issues: GMOs, organic foods, biotechnology, food production, ecology, local sustainability, economics, and nature. Free. 7-8 p.m.,

Dining Hall, Seabury Hall, Makawao, 572-4161. “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Jamie Lawrence Hawaiian Band. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Boat Race - Sat. 2nd Annual Meadow Gold Milk Carton Regatta. All Middle and High Schools are invited to participate with one boat per school made out of Meadow Gold milk cartons. Prizes awarded for Students race best time; Teachers race best time; Most creative boat and spirit award. 9 a.m., Hanakao`o Beach Park, Canoe

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Maui Underground No cover, 9pm

opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4 p.m., 399 N

Weed Warriors - May 20. Maui Invasive Species Committee is looking for young adults, ages 14 and older, to help with real-life data collection and resource management. The upcoming trip is cutting alien pines in Haleakala National Park. Space is limited, so call now if you’re interested. 573-6472.

lECTURE Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-

1174. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7

p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County

Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247. English as a Second Language - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market

St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m.,

Front Street, 667-9194.

POETRY Eric Paul Shaffer - Thu-Fri. In honor of National Poetry Month, Shaffer will give readings of contemporary and classic poems from his latest book, Lahaina Noon. Thu, 6:30 p.m., Wailuku

Public Library, 243-5766; Fri, 7 p.m., Borders Books, Kahului, 877-6160. Indecent Exposure! - Sat. Performance poet Felicity Artemis, known for her outrageous onstage antics, bares all to expose the true nature of decency, humanity and accountability in a world that is dying for change. Suggested donation: $10. 8 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 2449091. Ayin Adams - Sun. Poet Ayin Adams reading from her new book, Walking Through My Fire. 2

p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning

Slammin - Sun. Maui Booksellers will be celebrating their one year anniversary at their monthly poetry slam. Poets and spoken word artists are invited to present and perform original works of three minutes or less in any style on any theme in competition for cash prizes going the top poets of the evening. $5. 7 p.m., Maui

Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35. After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the

Booksellers, 244-9091. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Gina Martinelli 7pm

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. at Cafe

Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467.

Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.

Beach, Lahaina, 878-1888.

APRIL 27, 2006

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Haiku Hillbillys $7, 8pm

Mana’o Radio

MON - Victor/Victoria Show w/DJ Shark in the Water, $15, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED - The Danny Duo, $5, 9:30pm MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

Conscious Healing

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Monday 05/01 – Wednesday 05/03

Evolution No cover, 7:30pm

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Sunday 04/30

POLITICAL Reservations Required - Maui County Democratic Party Biennial Convention is May 6. In order to attend RSVP ASAP (Tue at latest).www.mauidemocrats.org. A Night of Ferocious Joy - Fri. California's underground hip-hop artists speak out against President George W. Bush and America's war on terrorism in this footage from "Artspeaks! Not in Our Name," a concert produced by the Artists Network of Refuse & Resist. Donations welcome. 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-

9091. Kingdom of Hawaii - Sat. Naliko Markel, the Kingdom of Hawaii's Minister of the Interior leads an informative talk called “The Voice of Hawaiian Freedom." The Kingdom of Hawaii is the reinstated democratic government that is preparing a World Court case to confirm its legitimacy. Donations welcome. 4 p.m., Maui Booksellers,

244-9091. Patriot Act - Tue. An evening with national ACLU General Counsel Susan Herman, through a grant from the law firm of Paul Johnson Park and Niles, presents "Spying on Americans: Do the Patriot Act and National Security Agency surveillance go too far?" Free. 7-8:30 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku.

RSVP: 822-3322.

TV/Radio Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on

KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

TUE - Curtis, 7pm

Free. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Hannibal Tavares Center, 244-6766. “Passing the Gift” Premiere - Sun. Passing the Gift: Malama Honokowai is a documentary film that follows the story of a passionate group of community members who band together in partnership with local landowners, to save culturally significant places. Free. 5 p.m., Kanahele Room,

Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, 661-0011. Take Action - Mon-Tue. "Take Action! Protect Your Business by Protecting Your Reef" is a workshop that will give tour operators and guides an opportunity to meet and develop their own practical solutions to coral reef threats that affect their business and their community. Free. 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, Kihei, 669-9062.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811

Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-

Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9

Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110

AM Call in 242-7800.

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Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845

Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy,

Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Whale Collision - Thu. "Whale/Boat Collisions: Understanding Where They're Likely to Occur; Working to Prevent Them". Talk by Greg Kaufman and Sara Lehmann. Free. 6-7 p.m., Ocean

Science Discovery Center, Ma'alaea. 249-8811. Pump Don’t Dump - Sat. A demonstration to distribute info about the tour boats from Maalaea Harbor that continue to flush their toilets into waters within the Whale Sanctuary. 9 a.m. Wailea

at Keawakapu Beach, assembling in the north side parking lot at corner of S. Kihei Rd and Kilohana Dr., and then walk across road to the beach. www.pumpdontdump.com. Safe Water - Sun. Upcountry Maui's Safe Water Fair. Water facts, food, games, prizes, live music.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405

Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St.,

Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with

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APRIL 27, 2006

Thursday 04/27

Friday 04/28

Saturday 04/29

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/DJ Stylz, 10pm

El Dogg 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, 9pm

Adam Bowen 9:30pm

Tue - Pani Mai & J Dawg, 8pm

TBA 10pm

Scott Baird 10pm

Karaoke, 9:30pm

4Word 9pm

Vince Esquire 9pm

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

Cool Rush 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220.

Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7, 7:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Benoit Jazz Trio, 7-8 p.m.; Free. For info, call 661-4567.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

SOUTH MAUI

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

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Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

APRIL 27, 2006

Monday 05/01 – Wednesday 05/03

Erin Smith Band 10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Sunday 04/30

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m. Whalers Village Center Stage: Thus, Hula Lessons 3 p.m.- 4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7 p.m.-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 122p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sat Drums of the Island 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak 7-8p.m. 7-8 p.m. Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30 p.m.-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti 7:30 p.m. – 8 p.m.Tue, Lei Making Class 11a.m.-1p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m-8 p.m. Wed Polynesian Hula Show 7p.m-8p.m. All Shows free.

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■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA

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EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Friday 04/28

Saturday 04/29

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

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Sunday 04/30

Monday 05/01 – Wednesday 05/03 WED - Karaoke, 9pm

DJ Tim Dawg $5, 10pm

2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali - 667-1929

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re renowned for your stick-to-it-iveness, but don’t confuse determination and persistence with just plain stubbornness. If what you’re doing isn’t working, you may be right in assuming it’s because you haven’t put enough blood, sweat and tears into it yet. But please consider the possibility that it’s simply not the right path for you and will never really work, no matter how long and hard you labor at it. Don’t be afraid to change your course, especially if a seemingly better route (or slightly different destination) presents itself.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Sorry, I keep getting distracted every time I sit down to write your horoscope. It’s almost as if the universe is conspiring to keep me from doing it. Sound familiar? You often let your situation get the best of you, and are kept from being in top form because you’re frazzled, overtired or easily diverted. The difference is, I know I’m in this predicament because of my mind, not because reality is conniving to impair my productivity. Are you really faced with more distractions than the average person, or simply more susceptible to being sidetracked by them? All I know is this: until you decide that your lack of focus is about you and not about your circumstances, nothing about the situation will improve.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Studies show that if you eat less you’ll live longer. Those that consume less than the recommended daily allowance are more likely to have longer, healthier lives. Why, then, does it feel good to overeat? What kind of shitty evolutionary trait is that? Who knows why our bodies can’t catch up with our minds. What I do know is that even though listening to your gut and body are generally good ideas, they can, occasionally, lead you astray. This week, let logic, reason and hardcore evidence sway you, even if they go against your gut instinct, or belly’s rumbling desires.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Leos are more susceptible to flattery than most other signs. Big deal. What are you supposed to do? Not feel good when someone gives you a sincere compliment? You should enjoy it when you receive praise. You have a problem, though, when you start to feel bad ‘cause you don’t get the admiration or tribute you think you deserve. That’s when it’s time for a thicker skin, so you can stop caring quite so much about what others think of you. Is what you’re doing important to you, for its own sake? Whatever the answer, it should be all you need. If it’s not yet, make it so.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Right now, you’re probably (secretly) semi-frantically searching for a new project to fill a recently vacated space in your agenda. However, may I encourage you to hold off on jumping into any new commitments? There’s simply nothing at the moment that’s especially worth your while. Keep yourself as free and available as possible as long as possible, because the right project (or person) lies just over the horizon. It’d be a shame to miss out on that chance because you jumped the gun on something or someone who’s simply not worthy of what you have to offer.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Imagine for a moment being lost and alone on a tropical island. There are no conflicts to mediate, no lovers to please, no expectations to live up to, no other people to react to in any way. How would you act? Would you even know what to do? It seems lately that everything you do is a reaction to someone else in some way. What about who you are really comes from you? This week, check yourself. Notice how much of what you’re doing is because you really and truly, deep down, want to do it, and how much is because someone else wants you to (or you think they do). It’s all right to bend to other people’s desires sometimes. But all the time (or even most of the time)? That’s just not right.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Of all the signs in the zodiac I am perhaps most intrigued and fascinated with you Scorpios. You have the potential to develop into some of the most powerful and intensely alive people around—but it takes time. You usually need many years to ripen into your full power; before that you’re usually charmingly idealistic or sweetly inexperienced. At those times, people can sometimes treat you with something less than the respect (and awe) you know you deserve. Please don’t blame them, though. You know what’s inside you, waiting to come out. This week, seek out the company of those who are able to see and appreciate your potential, even if it hasn’t fully manifested yet.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Darling, you can’t polish a turd. Your attempts to dress up some less-than-impressive chapter of your history are embarrassing and simply not worthy of you. Everyone has screwed up at some point. There’s no need to try to make it look like anything but a mistake you made. Your honesty is one of the main qualities people will admire (and be attracted to) in you, not your supposedly unblemished past. Own the shit you’ve done, both good and bad. The people you want in your life are those who can admire and appreciate a whole person—and that means someone who’s made (and learned from) a lot of mistakes.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I look for people who surprise me. I’m thrilled when someone does something I never would’ve guessed them capable of, or displays some part of themselves that I find shocking. Capricorns, as it turns out, are quite often capable of these kinds of surprises—you just don’t often let us experience them. You have many facets, but your life is so compartmentalized that the people in it generally don’t see more than one (or occasionally, two). Mix it up a little. You might be right in assuming that no one in your life is prepared to enjoy all sides of you, but most of us are ready to experience a few more.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I’ve met many a brilliant Aquarian—some virtual geniuses, even. But most of them are also notoriously impractical. They don’t value doing things the easy way. This isn’t such a bad thing, generally. But when you turn aside from the simplest route to your destination, even when it’s mapped out before you, simply out of principle, you’ve got a problem. Imagine that in this case (and in at least a few others), the easiest way to get where you’re going might actually also be the best way. I know it goes against all your (backwards) instincts but please—at least consider it.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Beware of cliques because they’re going to rule this week, at least from your perspective. Since you’ve never especially been the clique-y sort, you’re apt to feel quite cut off and isolated from these obnoxious little groupings whose main purpose appears to be to fuel your sense of isolation and alienation. What are we going to do with you, dear? I know you’re not much of a joiner, but that doesn’t mean you need to spend the next little bit totally alone. Why not invite people to gather around you? Start your own damn clique. People want to be around you. This week, they just need an excuse.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) This is a dangerous thing to tell an Aries but it’s nevertheless true: It’s not you, it’s them. Yep, it’s just not your problem, darling. There’s nothing wrong with how you are, much as some people don’t like or understand it. Instead of feeling bad about that, you’ve just got to get with some folks who get it and dig it. I’m one, and there are plenty more Ram fans out there. Stop forcing yourself on those who aren’t feeling it, and locate the ones who are not only ready to feel it, they’re desperate to. CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM

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