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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR ANOTHER BIO COMPLAINT In response to the recent article regarding Pacific Biodiesel (“So Frustrating,” May 4, 2006), it is too bad the author did such a poor job of researching the facts. There is a lot of misinformation out there concerning biodiesel use and this was a missed opportunity to write a balanced article concerning all the positive uses and pleased consumers of their product.

It is easy to be negative toward new ideas and new ways to doing things.

The harder thing is to pioneer and create something good out of something bad. Bob and Kelly King have turned used cooking oil that was filling up our landfills into a new useable fuel when at the same time petroleum products are getting less available and more expensive. They are to be applauded for their public service.

They are some of the “good people.”

-Gary Elster, Kihei Anthony Pignataro responds: In the absence of specific instances where I did “poor” research or repeated “misinformation,” all I can say is that my story was not in any way an attack on Pacific Biodiesel or alternative fuels, but rather a reporting of various complaints alleged by numerous parties that the fuel may have played a role in mechanical breakdowns—complaints that have received no examination in any other publication.

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Chevron made $4 billion in the first three months of 2006. Four billion dollars—not in revenue, but in profit. And that was nothing compared to Exxon Mobil, which made $8.4 billion in profits in the first quarter. Even though it’s painfully obvious these record earnings have come at our expense, the federal government refuses to impose any kind of windfall profits tax on Big Oil. Laying down a gasoline price cap, even one as flawed as the one Lingle just eliminated, showed working people out here that government—or at least part of the government—cared about the situation.

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Well, our beloved governor, the ever cunning Ms. Linda Lingle, seems

to have done it to us again! Her noble justification for the addition of 10 percent ethanol to our gasoline was to help reduce our dependance on oil, if you all recall.

Reality is that it has provided nothing for the people and plenty of opportunity for the refiners, retailers and HC&S proving once again that she is, perhaps, King George’s best understudy.

I’ve just used my first tank full of her magic elixir. It was obviously more expensive as the addition of the ethanol added five cents to its wholesale cost which translates into who knows how much at the pump.

I couldn’t help but notice the reduced power of my engine as I now have to downshift more frequently when returning to my home on Haleakala and my calculated gas mileage dropped from 22 miles per gallon to 20 miles per gallon Say, isn’t that a 10 percent reduction?

Curious!

No matter! Look at all Ms. Lingle has accomplished! She’s created a new ethanol production industry we really didn’t need. She’s extended the death throws of the sugar industry by providing a market for their green waste.

And now, our gasoline prices will vary not only as a function of the oil companies’ greed but also that of the ethanol producers (and keep in mind that a gallon of ethanol is more expensive now than a gallon of gasoline). The topper—we’ll all be using more of a more expensive product!

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Neocons Squander Their Only Victory Facing collapse, Palestinians turn to America’s enemies Abandon the tactic of terrorism and work within the system, the United States and its Western allies have long urged armed resistance groups. Lay down your weapons and pick up a megaphone. Campaign for public office and, if the people you claim to represent agree with your ideas, you’ll win power peacefully.

Then, whether or not they share your values, the world will recognize your movement as legitimate and will treat you accordingly.

In the Muslim world, the focus of American-led democratization efforts since 9/11, Republican neoconservatives have repeatedly used a Sunni boycott of Iraqi elections as a cautionary tale: you’ll be shut out if you don’t participate.

Hamas, formally known as the Islamic Resistance Movement, got the message. After two decades of suicide bombings and guerilla warfare against Israel the Palestinian group, founded in 1987 as an offshoot of the Muslim Brotherhood, was exhausted. In 2004 Israel assassinated four of Hamas’ top officials, including 67-year-old founder Sheikh Ahmed Ishmail Yassin—whose paralysis had confined him to a wheelchair. Hamas boycotted the January 2005 Palestinian presidential election held to replace Yassir Arafat only to see its political enemy Mahmoud Abbas take power.

Frustrated that they were no closer to their goal of an independent Palestinian state than they had been in 1987, Hamas’ leaders changed course. They declared a unilateral ceasefire, or tahdiyah (Arabic for “period of calm”) in March 2005.

They ran candidates in municipal elections. Some won. Encouraged by their success in working within a democratic process developed at the behest of the Clinton and Bush Administrations, Hamas ran a full slate of candidates for the Palestinian Authority Legislative Council. Palestinians liked what they saw and heard from Hamas. In January 2006 Hamas won 76 out of 132 seats in the Council, becoming the majority party in a race with a turnout of over 80 percent.

Celebrating their sweeping victory, Hamas officials promised not to cave in to American and Israeli demands that the group disarm and recognize Israel’s right to exist. Despite their clear mandate, however, Hamas indicated that they were willing to make concessions. The tahdiyah remained in effect, and the party’s leaders said they were ready to start peace talks with Israel.

“Negotiation is not a taboo,” said Mahmoud Zahar, a major Hamas figure.

The Bushies might have lost Afghanistan and Iraq, but they got exactly what they wanted in Palestine: democratic elections, a peaceful transfer of power, a radical Islamist group ready to disavow terrorism and transform itself into a parliamentary political party, a majority party willing to work with Israel and her allies.

It was a staggering victory for the neoconservative agenda, a golden opportunity to co-opt one of the most prominent organizations of militant Muslims in the world, and proof positive that democracy prevails over terrorism.

And the neocons hated it.

U.S. state-controlled media reacted to Hamas’ victory with dismay. “[It] can hardly be considered good news,” editorialized The Wall Street Journal. “If your

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Five Months Many of the cases involving the serving of minors or already intoxicated customers that come before the Liquor Control Board of Adjudication begin with routine calls LC investigators make to the Maui Police Department. During the late night, early morning hours, LC officers will call the PD and ask if they’ve got any drunks or liquor-related matters. If they do, the LCO will head over and open a case file right there.

The matter involving the Ka’anapali restaurant Rusty Harpoon that went before the board on May 4 didn’t start out that way. But it exemplifies the lengths LC investigators will go to pursue a potential violation.

Way back on the night of April 5, 2005, two guys—both underage—took seats at the Harpoon bar and began drinking. For reasons that aren’t very clear, the two guys left the Harpoon and promptly got into a fight with another Harpoon customer. That night, Maui police officers arrested both underage guys on charges of assault.

Should have been an easy investigation for the LC, given that the two perps were in custody the night of the incident.

But the LC never investigated the guys that night. In fact, they didn’t talk to them—or anyone at the Harpoon—until late August and early September of 2005.

According to Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jeffrey Temas, the guys eluded the LC by given phony contact info to the police, forcing the LC to spend the next five months checking “public information” in an attempt to find the guys.

When they finally did track the two down, they conducted their interviews—apparently the passage of so much time didn’t harm their memories of the night one bit— and wrote up their complaint.

The LC charged Rusty Harpoon with 10 counts related to over-service and serving alcohol to minors. At first pleading not guilty, the Harpoon’s attorney cut a deal with Temas just minutes before the May 4 hearing was to begin, dropping the count list to just four in exchange for a no contest plea. The board later fined the Rusty Harpoon $8,000, $2,000 for each count.

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platform is the destruction of Israel, it means you’re not a partner in peace, and we’re interested in peace,” said George W. Bush (shortly after going to war against two countries and sponsoring coups in several others). He ordered a stop to American aid and froze Palestinian bank accounts. Elections, it seems, are only good when you like who wins.

“It’s not possible,” asserted Hamas spokesman Farhat Asaad, “for the U.S. and the world to turn its back on an elected democracy.” He underestimated our capacity for hypocrisy.

On February 13, The New York Times reported that “The United States and Israel are discussing ways to destabilize the Palestinian government so that newly elected Hamas officials will fail and elections will be called again, according to Israeli officials and Western diplomats.

The intention is to starve the Palestinian Authority of money and international connections to the point where, some months from now, its president, Mahmoud Abbas, is compelled to call a new election...[They] say Hamas will be given a choice: recognize Israel’s right to exist, forswear violence and accept previous PalestinianIsraeli agreements—as called for by the United Nations and the West—or face isolation and collapse.”

Once again, the geniuses who run United States foreign policy have transformed a glorious opportunity to gain an ally into total disaster. Rejected by the West whose democratic game it played and won, the Hamas-led Palestinian Authority has been shoved into the arms of America’s enemies. Iran, Qatar and Saudi Arabia—financiers of right-wing madrassas and the 9/11 attacks—have agreed to help the Authority make payroll for its 140,000 government employees. MTW

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Little Wailuku Water Co. (formerly Wailuku Agribusiness) climbs a couple notches this week on news that nothing much new is happening with the complaint Earthjustice/Hui O Na Wai Eha/Maui Tomorrow filed against it alleging illegal water dumping, which the company vehemently denies. Sure, there’s mediation coming, and then maybe a contested case hearing after that, but The Maui News’ May 10 article on the fight said nothing’s been scheduled. And poor Maui Land drops another notch after that embarrassing May 9 Maui Planning Commission hearing on the company’s proposed Pulelehua project. Here’s one of the biggest Westside projects in a long time, put forth by one of Hawai’i’s richest landowners, and a bunch of state agencies couldn’t even bother to send people to testify. For shame… MTW

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, May 10 For those of you not sufficiently terrified of a potential H5N1 “bird flu” influenza pandemic tearing across the world and destroying any semblance of society and normality in Hawai’i, then by all means check out today’s Honolulu Advertiser. The story outlines that if there’s an outbreak, “experts say” that there will be no shortage of catastrophes that will inundate our beloved islands. We’ll have to worry about running out of food and medicine since “25 percent to 30 percent of the population could be affected.” Sanitation, public transportation—such as it is—and communications could all break down. “I’ve even heard of scenarios where ATM machines ran out of cash,” said the state Health Department’s Disease Outbreak Control Division Deputy Chief Sarah Y. Park, who’s actually the only “expert” quoted in the story.

Now I’ll admit all that is bad—especially the part about the ATMs. Now no one likes a good global disaster more than me—the World Health Organization estimates H5N1 could potentially mutate into a virus that could kill 7.4 million people—but there’s something about all this bird flu hysteria that’s bothering me.

Perhaps it was Greg Easterbrook’s analysis of this very subject that posted on Slate.com on May. 8. In the story, Easterbrook pointed out that since 2003 bird flu has killed 113 people, yet the far less publicized rotavirus has done away with an astonishing 1.5 million people in the same period. Easterbrook also dared to point out that traffic accidents have killed four million people worldwide since 2003.

THURSDAY, May 11 Finally, something interesting has happened in the myriad races to sit on

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the Maui County Council. After many years of local activism, agitation, analysis and basically doing the work council members should have been doing themselves all along, Huelo resident Lucienne de Naie has announced that she will be a candidate for the East Maui council seat currently occupied by the retiring Bob Carroll. And it’s about time. De Naie understands land development, water resource management, transportation, historic preservation and probably a half dozen other things I’m forgetting. She’s more qualified to sit on that council than most of the incumbents and should have gotten herself elected to public office at least a decade ago. Yeah, I think that’s enough fawning for now.

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TUESDAY, May 16

FRIDAY, May 12 I suppose it was bound to happen. Like Britney Spears getting pregnant again or Mel Gibson filming a weird movie in Yucatec, U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka has finally gotten his wish. Maybe. According to a breaking story just posted on the Honolulu Advertiser’s website, Akaka says his Senate colleagues have finally tired of his constant harping about his big Native Hawaiian recognition bill and have agreed to a floor debate. Sometime in June, assuming that in the meantime they don’t lose interest and there aren’t any killer hurricanes that drown a major American city, not that something like that would happen… again.

SATURDAY, May 13 Nothing. You?

SUNDAY, May 14 Maybe I’m just hypersensitive to stuff like this because I watched the outstanding but nauseating documentary The Corporation this weekend, but did anyone catch that full page Oceanic Time Warner Cable ad on page A12 of The Maui News today? If you didn’t, it was because the cable giant disguised their ad

Mall. But the Gateway won’t be just some ordinary, boring mall—it’s going to be a “lifestyle mall.” “A lifestyle mall isn’t [a] place you go to run errands,” Ellis Vice President Scott Crockford said in today’s Pacific Business News. “It’s a place where you go for fun… This is a trend nationwide and you’ll see more of it across Hawai’i—small malls anchored by fun places like big book stores and coffee shops with restaurants and fun places to shop, aimed at affluent residents and visitors.” See! Fun! He said it three times! It must be fun!

to look like a regular newspaper page, with stories, headlines and datelines all matching the usual Maui News style sheets. Except there was no news at all— just pure Oceanic fluff with “headlines” like “Control Freaks welcome ‘On Demand’ service” and “Oceanic’s Digital Revolution has something for everyone.”

Of course, the word “Advertisement” appears on the top and bottom of the ad in type just large enough to be read without the aid of a scanning electron microscope, so it’s all ethical.

MONDAY, May 15 Who says corporations aren’t fun?

Sure, some are all button-down shirts, spreadsheets and bovine growth hormone, but many are making great strides in the Department of Fun! Like CB Richard Ellis Hawai’i, which is developing the new Lahaina Gateway shopping center across from the Lahaina Cannery

The Toyota TAPESTRY program just gave Seabury Hall math and science teacher Martin Emde $10,000 to build an electric car, according to yesterday’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin. This is great and wonderful and all—especially for Embe’s students, who will get tremendous experience building the car—but it’s also just a tad ironic. See, the grant comes from Toyota, which the last time I checked was still a carmaker. In fact, from 2002 to 2003, Toyota built the RAV4-EV, which was an actual electric car. This car was only around a short time—like all electric cars, which actually date back to the 1880s—but was enormously popular; in just eight months, the company sold out it’s entire two-year supply. But the car was a product of California’s then-strong Zero Emission Vehicle Mandate. See, in 1990, the state actually passed a law requiring that by 2003, 10 percent of all cars had to be electric. Companies like General Motors, which produced the EV-1, and Toyota duly complied with that law. And they were good cars, too, capable of driving as fast and nearly as far as any gasoline-powered automobile. Until 2003, that is, when the state decided it didn’t need any electric car mandate. Overnight, all those EV-1s and RAV4-EVs vanished.

Which, unfortunately, is probably what’s going to happen to the car Embe’s class eventually builds.

Anthony Pignataro could really use one of those $10,000 grants right now.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD INGENIOUS! A Texas jury decided in 1991 that Steven Kenneth Staley, now 43, should be put to death for killing a restaurant manager, but three days before his February 2006 date with destiny, psychologists testified that he is mentally ill, and the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that a mentally ill person cannot be executed. The solution, declared state judge Wayne Salvant in April, is for the state to inject Staley with enough psychotropic medicine to make him sufficiently sane to understand why he is going to die, at which point he can be killed. In similar cases, drugs improved Charles Singleton enough for his 2004 execution in Arkansas, but have failed since 1999 to restore Texan Emanuel Kemp’s competency.

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April that a man still serving time for hiring a hit man to kill his wife was actually put in charge of the purchasing office of the state’s emergency management agency. Inmate Daniel Erickson was participating in a rehabilitation program intended to help prisoners find work when they get out and apparently was so good at his job that agency officials promoted him.

CHEESY POLITICS Last year, New York Gov. George Pataki, criticizing the legislature’s spending priorities, deplored wasting money on trivial state projects like “cheese museums and pro wrestling halls of fame.” In 2006, however, another $5,000 of state funds went to the Cuba (N.Y.) Cheese Museum, from a fund nominally controlled by Pataki. The Cuba Cheese Museum is not to be confused with the New York State Museum of Cheese in Rome, N.Y.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION The newly installed municipal sewer system in the Florida Keys town of Islamorada was scheduled to go on line in May, but the real test will come shortly after that if the town cannot hook up a threshold number of residents to allow the system full, efficient functioning. The fallback plan, according to the town government, will require it to buy enough out-of-town sewage to boost the weak flow that would be running through the system.

LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE In Red Deer, Alberta, in April, Jesse Maggrah, 20, listening through earphones to heavy-metal music while walking on Canadian Pacific Railway tracks, was hit from behind by a train moving at about 30 mph, but survived. In his hospital bed suffering from broken ribs, a punctured lung, and other injuries, Maggrah said, “I thought, ‘Holy crap, dude, you just got hit by a train.’ Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me, and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them.”

ARE WE SAFE YET? To free up soldiers for war-zone duty, the Army hires contractors to man the gates at 57 domestic installations, including Fort Bragg and West Point, but in April, the Government Accountability Office announced that, despite three warnings, some of the contractors continue to hire an alarming number of convicted felons as security guards. And Nashville’s Tennessean newspaper revealed in

LEAST COMPETENT PERVERT Benjamin Thornton, 20, was charged with impersonating a police officer and attempted kidnapping in Pearland, Texas, in April, after he allegedly confessed that he had unsuccessfully tried ruses to molest adolescent girls more than 100 times. In the latest case, he tried to convince a nine-year-old girl that the toy she had could not legally be held by anyone waiting for a school bus, but the girl was too smart for him. MTW

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By Lantana Hoke

Lisa and Pete Cabrinha’s creative endeavors flow from Maui’s surf

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isa and Pete Cabrinha have lived on Maui for 20 years. Surfing dominates their lives. It makes sense, considering that Lisa is a former professional windsurfer and Pete holds the largest wave ever ridden record, which he won at Peahi in 2004.

“Surfing is the basis of my life,” says Pete, the founder of Cabrinha Kitesurfing.

“Art is just one of those things that sits in the background and sort of claws its way out. My art allows me to be edgy and more provocative about what I’m trying to say.”

Displayed on small and large canvases that hang in his home and studio, Pete’s surf-inspired art is a provoking combination of collage, photography, and paint with different methods of application.

Pete says his artwork explores two different paths. The first is closely connected to Hawaiiana, while the second is more urban, inspired by street art and graffiti he’s seen during his frequent travel abroad.“There’s something I like about the grittiness of the city and how fast things move,” he says, though he insists he would never choose to live there.

A piece hanging in the couple’s living room exemplifies both paths. It shows a seemingly typical beach scene with palm trees and a clear sky, yet the canvas

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is distressed and manipulated to add a grainy, black and white feel that belies the ocean’s easygoing appearance.

The Cabrinha’s breezy Haiku home is the central location for their creative output. Both have studios in the home, and though they use a completely different medium, the couple definitely share a common theme.

Pete’s willowy wife Lisa, the creator and owner of Letarte swimwear, matches Pete’s creative drive and enthusiasm for Maui surf culture. Her swimwear, sold at Maui Girl in Paia and featured on the cover of such major national publications as the Victoria’s Secret catalog and Sports Illustrated, is unique and almost whimsical in design.

“This year’s theme was love, peace and aloha,” Lisa says, citing the peace signs and flowing, easy shapes. Provocative patterns, sparkly details and a rainbow of colors set her swimsuits apart. Lisa’s studio is an explosion of color with racks of shimmery cover-ups and fabrics. Intricate details adorn the pieces.

“Letarte has turned into almost a cult, and is definitely a collector’s brand,” Lisa says of her swimwear. She says her line has loyal customers all over the world, from Brazil to Europe to New York. Lisa is often contacted personally by celebrities—Kelly Osbourne was the latest—in search of her suits.

Back when she was a pro windsurfer, Lisa eased into the swimwear industry by giving input to her sponsor’s lines. Starting her own line allowed her to get more imaginative with the designs.

“It is definitely a creative energy outlet,” she says, adding that her suits are known as some of the most original and artistic on the market.

Recently she began designing beachwear and rash guards, among other accessories.

Letarte stands out in that it is a homegrown, family business. Lisa’s sister handles marketing, and local seamstress Pam Winans hand-sews all the swimsuits. Lisa and Pete often give each other creative feedback, drawing on their different methods and approaches to infuse their diverse art mediums with meaning and style.

Tahiti, the Cabrinah’s three-year-old daughter, was the inspiration for Petite Letarte, the child swimwear portion of the line. Lisa also employs local Maui girls as models, with Pete doing all the photo shoots for the Letarte catalogues. And either Lisa or her right hand woman Tammy Snodgrass, who assists Lisa in graphic design and is a creative collaborator to the swimwear line, personally test all new suits geared toward surfing.

The couple’s lifestyle and artwork exudes both a powerful force as well as symbiotic peace, much like the ocean that Lisa and Pete hold so dear.

From swimsuits to canvasses and everywhere in between, the couple’s creative energy and output work together to create something beautiful and meaningful.

“The ocean is a pretty strong force,” says Pete.

“There is enough commercial-looking art out there.” MTW

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t’s been five months since the Clark Foam factory in Laguna Niguel, California spit out its last polyurethane surfboard blank. Still no word on why the company shut its doors—federal officials insist that owner Grubby Clark’s rambling Dec. 5, 2005 fax alleging “very large fines, civil lawsuits, and even time in prison” from massive environmental investigations should he stay open had no basis in reality.

But what about the effect of the closure?

For four decades, Clark Foam was the surfboard blank provider. The company dominated the industry—where most manufacturers were lucky to churn out 400 blanks

a week, Clark produced nearly 1,500 a day.

There was no one anywhere in the world who made anywhere near the number of board blanks.

According to the guy who runs the free online classifieds website Mauiusedboards.com, the number of used surfboards advertised for sale on his site spiked after Clark shut down.

“It may be because more people have been hearing about the site,” he said.“But in the last few months, 31 boards have been posted, and 17 have already sold.”

“It’s put a damper on everybody,” said Neal Norris of Valley Isle Surfboards.

“Limited availability has made it real hard

on everybody.”

Matt Kinoshita of Kazuma Surf agreed.“It’s been kinda difficult for everybody,” he said.

Well, not really everybody. Though Kinoshita has had to make adjustments, he said the loss of Clark Foam didn’t hurt him at all.

“I’ve been lucky enough to have supplies from Australia,” he said. “So it hasn’t really affected me. It’s been business as usual. But I feel bad for some of the other companies who didn’t have supplies lined up.The companies in Australia are so busy now. If you weren’t an existing customer [when Clark Foam closed], you’re basically out of luck. I know for a fact that it’s impossible to start accounts with Australian companies.”

Indeed, Norris had just 46 blanks on hand when Clark shut down—less than a third of what he’d burn through in a week. But Norris’ immediate response was vintage surfer.

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“We got to take a break,” Norris said.“The surf was really good. But now we’re back to work. Usually I do 150-200 boards a year.This year I’ll do about 100. That’s just because of that three months of all surf, no work.”

For Kinoshita, business has never been better.

“I average 40 boards a week,” he said.

“That hasn’t changed in a couple of years.

But the big difference now is that I’m exporting a whole lot of boards to Oregon, Virginia, places like that. The closure has hit the mainland 10 times more than here.

They’re willing to pay shipping costs—$5060 per board—to get them there. It’s not a problem, because they’re willing to pay.This week we exported 15 boards to a North Carolina surf shop.

“My whole export business has increased,” he added. “When everything’s said and done, I’ll have a lot more accounts than I started with.”

Even so, Kinoshita is still having trouble meeting local demand.

“Shortboard blanks are coming in, but no one has longboard blanks,” he said.

“Longboards are really popular here. But you’ve either got a ton of import boards, Styrofoam boards or high-priced boards.

I’m not sure what’s going to happen.”

Both shapers said their costs have gone up. Because of scarcity and the need for more imported boards, Kinoshita’s costs have increased about $35 per board, while Norris has seen increases of $15 to $25 per board.

“Obviously everyone had to raise their prices,” said Norris. “But I try to keep it affordable because surfers don’t have a lot of money.”

The boards themselves are changing, too.

Clark used polyurethane, but there’s not much of that lying around now. As a result,

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shapers are now dealing with other, very different materials.

“The majority of companies out there haven’t been able to get supplies,” said Kinoshita. “They’re now using Styrofoam and epoxy resin. We’re used to certain quality.

Styrofoam might be a really good product, but visually it’s not what we expect.”

Norris has encountered similar problems with the batch of blanks he recently received from Argentina and Australia.

Neal Norris, owner & shaper of Valley Isle surfboards

“There are a lot of gluing issues like dried glue on stringers,” he said. “The quality is on the low side. I just got some Australian blanks.They seem to be higher quality, but you have to be super careful. Shaping machines tear the foam very easily.You have to go real super slow with a hand planer.”

Yet this might not be such a bad thing. According to Norris, not all of the repercussions from the loss of Clark Foam’s overwhelming influence on shaping may necessarily be bad.

“The most important point here is that [the new blanks are] really testing the shaper’s ability,” said Norris. “A lot of shapers got so used to Clark Foam blanks being low tolerance, meaning they’re very close to the final shape. Blanks now are a bit older school.They require a lot more shaping.

“I’ve been shaping since the 1960’s, so it’s kinda fun for me,” he continued. “But rookies are having a tough time.You really have to know how to work a planer. I usually have a smile on my face when I’m shaping, but a couple of times I was bummed out. But it will probably be corrected. Some guys just turned back the blanks. It was really testing their abilities.”

Many shapers here and on the mainland have already looked to China, where whole factories are gearing up to replace the production numbers only Clark could put out.

Cheaper boards produced there have filled outlet giants like Costco for years, leading some to question whether shapers can still work like artisans.

“Nothing will kill quality,” said Kinoshita. “You can find the best quality, if you pay for it. I pay a premium price for what I know is the best. My reputation depends on it. Reputable companies will end up buying the best. This whole thing is probably good for the industry.” MTW

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board shorts and you will promptly get a “Huh?” Surf wear is fashion’s anarchy, and the runways are green with envy. While the designers try to mimic the beach wear styles stealing aloha prints and the casual flair, nobody wears it or does it better than Maui.With beaches all around us, and surfing our most popular sport, the bikini has replaced the bra, the board short is the quintessential garment, and the beach towel your most important accessory.

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From high tech quick dry fabrics to the old fashioned Birdwell shoe-string tie front, the market for trunks is whatever you want it to be. Bikini tops and bottoms can be mismatched.The trick is to look like you just threw it on and left. Comfort is key. After all, you’re going to be on your ILVER UIKS O: Q T O PH

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Paradise Café Where you’ll forget you’re in a food court Lunch is the most underappreciated meal you can eat. Most people recognize that a good breakfast is necessary to start the day fresh, and there are few better delights than a rich, sumptuous dinner, but few take the time to really think through lunch.

Occurring right in the middle of the day, a good lunch can return people to work or school refreshed and productive, while a bad one can leave them wasting the rest of the day as they suffer through a knotted stomach or worse.

Paradise Café Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 893-2233. $ I, too, fretted over lunch. Then I went to Paradise Café, located in the Queen Ka’ahumanu food court between Alexander’s and some Japanese place. Never again will I settle for quick burgers or two-item combos that make me choose between fried rice or chow mein.

The thing about Paradise Café is that it’s actually a café, minus the quaint ambience, cramped tables and artsy clientele. They offer sandwiches on focaccia, portofino pasta salad, baked potatoes, soup in a bread bowl and gelato.

Last week, Sam, Wendy and I stood gawking at the counter, alternately staring at the menu and tasting tiny

spoonfuls of the dairy-free strawberry, mango, chocolate, mint and coconut-flavored Maui Gelato. At last we decided. I opted for a BLT&A—bacon, lettuce, tomato and avocado—sandwich on wheat with a cup of Portuguese bean soup.

Sam and Wendy decided to split a turkey cranberry sandwich on squaw bread. We paid, got our tray and picked a choice table by the window overlooking the parking lot.

I began by dipping my spoon into the soup. Ordering soup in a Styrofoam cup is always a dicey proposition—for some reason I always think of hospital cafeterias—but there was no need to worry. The soup was hot and full of beany goodness.

As for my BLT&A, it was really, really good. And why not? They used thick bacon, lots of avocado and quality greens and tomato. And they weren’t afraid to leave the bread untoasted, either. If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s a dry BLT on dry toasted bread.

Sam and Wendy devoured their turkey cran sandwich, though not without at least one complaint.

“The bread’s a bit dry,” said Sam of her half of the sandwich. “But really, where else can you get squaw bread in a food court?”

You can order dessert—we went back for a couple cups of that wonderful gelato—but it isn’t really necessary. Each sandwich half comes topped with an “oatmeal chocolate chipper,” a small but terribly tasty cookie. All lunches should end so well. MTW

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$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner.

752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks.

Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out.

Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. MF, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastryesque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

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Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food.

Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups.

Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8778779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials.

Daily 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m.

F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke.

Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 8799952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine.

Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd,

a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd,

Kihei, 879-9033. $

food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei

Rd., 875-4356. $

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m.

1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

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8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon…

Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794700. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Fred’s - Mexican Cafe. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2511

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan.

Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

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$→$10-$20

L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$

Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices.

9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices.

9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Experience kava

the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m.

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-

8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei

Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-

6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

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Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 5722666. $$$

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8791385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8750839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8748385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5724877. $

Pho Mai Vietnamese Vietnamese Cuisine Cuisine

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

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•Authentic Vietnamese Food •Full Vegetarian Menu In Lahaina Center Hilo Hattie’s parking lot

Phone: 667-5809 Mon-Sat: 10am-10pm 2 Hour Free Parking

Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave.,

Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery,

575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku

Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower

Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-

6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.

810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

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Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

8488. $$$ Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49

Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave.,

Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-

7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace,

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from

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$$$→$40 and up

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available.

991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 6675444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 6615648.

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 6696200. $$$

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6617189. $

Blu - Aka Cafe O Lei. Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 6619491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks.

Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American.

126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

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Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 6677572. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 6676636. $$

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

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Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6617082. $

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m.

831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m.

845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. MSu. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881. $$ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $

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Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K

WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6677477. $$$

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Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

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Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $

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Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$

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Sunday Rock Star & Smirnoff or Jager

Minister of Laughter: Frank De Lima Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater [COMEDY] It’s hard to describe the unique brand of Hawaiian style comedy, depicted by the outrageous characters of such popular comedians as Da Braddahs, Augie T. and Mr. Frank Wilcox Napuakekaulike De Lima. But since nearly all of his 13 comedic albums have received Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, De Lima seems to be the natural authority in the matter of Hawaiian humor. In an interview on acidlogic.com, deLima states: “Hawai’i’s ethnic humor developed in the plantation days when people had humility, which they needed because if they weren’t humble, the pride everybody has could have turned into arrogance and hatred and violence. Instead it turned into humor. And there was a lesson that went out through the years. Most people can handle Hawai’i’s humor, not everybody. But during the plantation days, most people could find humor in the different ethnic behaviors, and that’s why there was peace.” But I believe it was also Frank deLima who said, “Don’t sneeze when you eat saimin…

‘Cause the soup’s gonna go all over your clothes and the noodles are gonna come out of your nose…” So you know, there’s always that. Tickets: $25, half price kids 12/under.

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Festival of Canoes Now through May 27 in Lahaina [CULTURAL] Maui’s signature cultural heritage event returns to Lahaina at Kamehameha Iki Beach Park and Banyan Tree Park. For the 9th year, the International Festival of Canoes honors Hawai’i’s heritage with Polynesia as well as providing a link to indigenous peoples all across the Pacific. Featuring an annual line-up of master carvers and artisans from Tonga, Tahiti, the Cook Islands, New Zealand and Hawaiian Islands, this event gathers together and honors those inidigenous cultures who share a symbiotic relationship to the Pacific Ocean. Unless otherwise noted, events take place 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. This week’s line-up…

Thu-Fri: Rough carving to shape logs into canoe hulls, Polynesian arts and crafts displays at 525 Front Street.

Fri-Sat: Canoes are moved to Banyan Tree Park, day and night Sat-Wed: Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival, as well as canoe carving, stone and tiki carving, pahu drum making and surfboard shaping at Banyan Tree Park at Banyan Tree Park.

Sat: “Native Plants & Their Uses” workshop at The Wharf Cinema Center Conf. Room, 10 a.m.; ‘Ukulele Boys performance, 4 to 5 p.m.; Te Wananga Maori dancers and singers performance, 1:45 and 5:15 p.m.

Mon: “Ancient Hawaiian Weaponry” workshop at Pioneer Inn Courtyard, 10 a.m.

Tue: “Feather Lei Making” workshop at The Wharf Cinema Center Conf.

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Wed: “Wood Block Carving & Printing on Pareo” workshop at Banyan Tree Park, 10 a.m.

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Kamen Rider V3 Saturday, 11 a.m. and 12 noon at Border’s Books in Kahului [KEIKI] Kamen Rider V3, Kikaida, and an android or two will be available for picture taking, and Miyauchi and Ban Daisuke will sign autographs on copyright cleared items.If you watch the Power Rangers, you’ll have a clue of what the characters look like. Not one of the rangers, more like one of the villains, bug-eyed creatures from another world. Likewise, if you have watched anime, you know the basic story line. Lots of action! Although, maybe I’m alone on this one, but sometimes the story is hard to follow. If it’s just me I’ll shut up.

Actually… No. No, I won’t. It’s kinda like on Wedding Singer, “Well, I have a microphone.

And you don’t. So you will listen to every damn word I say!” But mine is written. I suppose you could stop reading. Okay, the point is you can meet the characters. [HEIDI KING]

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More Pumping, Less Dumping Saturday, 6:30 a.m. at Ma’alaea Harbor [PROTEST] For many, many months now, the Pump Don’t Dump group has yelled, complained, bitched, moaned and in general made people aware that it’s not a good thing for commercial tour boats to be dumping raw sewage into Hawaiian waters.

With the state and county now funding a pump truck at Ma’alaea Harbor until a proper pump-out facility is built, there’s absolutely no excuse for any boats there to be releasing their sludge into the ocean. Most boats are pumping, but there are still some holdouts. Hence this morning protest, to try to bring pressure on the last of the dumpers. For more information, visit www.pumpdontdump.com. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Talking with Gretchen Mol Gretchen Mol is stunning for her uninhibited spot-on portrayal of the famous 1950’s S&M pin-up queen in director Mary Harron’s new partial biopic The Notorious Bettie Page.

Although limited by a script that reveals more skin than depth of character, Mol inhabits Page with a purity of intent that carries the film. She doesn’t just elevate the source material; she imbues it with a virtuosic savior faire that transcends Page’s enigmatic spirit. I recently spoke with the 33-year-old actress from Deep River, Connecticut at Manhattan’s Regency Hotel: MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Do you think that Bettie Page considered what she did a feminist act?

GRETCHEN MOL: I knew because I’d read interviews and heard her speak about this, that she didn’t take that on herself. She didn’t try to do anything but her job and just happened to have this non-judgmental spirit. Again, people were always able to look at Bettie Page and see what they wanted her to be. She gave them that permission to do so. In that way she’s a feminist. I don’t think she was ever trying to be consciously.

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Was she ahead of her time or was she simply naïve?

I don’t think she was naïve. I think it was the attitude of the 1950’s to pick and choose what you looked at deeply.

Nobody was going to force that on her. She didn’t really come in contact with the people that were looking and using her photographs; for her it was a job. I think she was doing her job

the best she could. And she was non-judgmental about the people that were interested in bondage fetish.

Was it hard to figure out what she was thinking?

It was because there were a lot of contradictions. Like you said about being naïve, there’s something that seemed naïve, but there was another part of her that seemed, not calculated at all, but very much aware. But not necessarily wanting to look at it. Her psychology was very interesting, and the film, because it’s so subtle about that, doesn’t say A happened, so B is this way. It wasn’t a typical biopic.

What differences do you perceive between women then and now?

I really don’t think the differences are that great. She was always a small town girl without a real sense of home. Now, she would be probably be the same way, but there was a limit to what she was going to do. She could have done stag films, but she didn’t. She could have slept with a producer to advance her movie career but she didn’t. It would be interesting to see what she would do today.

Why do you think Bettie Page has lasted this long?

It’s all the dichotomies, the juxtapositions, kind of bumping up against each other.

That’s what Bettie represents. She’s kind of whatever people needed her to be. She had a quality that other models didn’t have that’s still kind of a mystery to me. That’s what I love about the film, too. It retains the enigmatic quality of Bettie Page. It lets her still be what they need her to be. MTW

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THE NOTORIOUS BETTY PAGE - (R) - Lead performance by Gretchen Mol, staring alongside David Strathairn and Lili Taylor, in this provocative exploration of sexuality, religion and pop culture, that takes us into the 1950s and the fascinating world of famous pin-up girl and devout Christian, Bettie Page. 100 min.

New This Week OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation, Comedy - Bruce Willis is the voice of a raccoon that helps woodland creatures adapt to gathering food in their new surroundings when a suburb takes over their forest and their food supply diminishes. It’s cute and cuddly and full of cheap laughs. 80 min. (Heidi King) DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - You’ve read the book, seen the History Channel documentaries and listened to the Vatican’s bitching—now see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will shake the very foundations of the Catholic Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min. (Anthony Pignataro)

Now Showing AKEELAH & THE BEE - (PG) - Drama - This is the story of an 11-year-old girl who participates in the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Yeah, I was always real good at those—see how far it’s gotten me? Stars Angela Bassett, Keke Palmer and Laurence Fishburne. 112 min. (Samantha Campos) AN AMERICAN HAUNTING - (PG13) - Thriller - Supposedly based on a true story. In 1818 a ghost, refered to as “Old Kate” took up residency in the Bell household. The spirit tortured mainly the youngest daughter and only became stronger as they tried to get rid of her.

Now Hollywood has come up with a film to show how it all went down. 84 min. (HK) THE BENCHWARMERS - (PG13) - Comedy, Sports - It’s Revenge of the Nerds meets Bad News Bears in this tale of dorks overcoming

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C’mon, is that the best Mona Lisa impression you can do? all, starring Rob Schneider, a pack of SNL alumni, and that guy from Napoleon Dynamite. Mel the Millionaire Nerd hatches a plan to form a team of pariahs to do battle against the toughest little league team in the state and enlists the aid of Gus and his misfit friends, Ritchie and Clark. Gus’s prowess on the diamond earns him the adoration of the dweeb masses, but what happens when they learn that he was once a bully? I think I smell Oscar. 87 min. (Will Watkins) HOOT - (PG) - Family, Adventure - No, it’s not about large breasted females in tight white shirts and orange shorts. It’s about about a young boy that moves from Montana to Florida and finds himself defending the lives of endangered owls. Sure to be a heart-warming, eye-welling good time. 90 min. (HK) ICE AGE 2: THE MELTDOWN - (PG) - Animation I’m sorry but I loved the first one. Suprisingly, the sequel may just be up to par. They’ve got the original voices for this unlikely group of pre-historic animals as they cope with a new set of rules due to the ice, y’know, melting. 90 min. (HK) JUST MY LUCK - (PG13) - Lindsay Lohan plays a college graduate that is just starting a career in the big city and she seems to have the best luck ever.

Until she goes to a masquerade ball and somehow switches her luck with a guy she kisses. Watch her hunt him down. (HK) LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN - R - Thriller, Crime, Gangster - Josh Hartnett stars as Slevin, the victim of both an unfortunate name as well a case of mistaken identity, who finds himself in the crossfire of two warring New York Crime Bosses known as The Rabbi (Ben Kingsly) and The Boss (Morgan Freeman). To further complicate matters, he must also stay one step ahead of the dogged Detective Brikowski (Stanley Tucci) and the nefarious assassin Goodkat (Bruce Willis). Wackiness ensues. 110 min. (WW) MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III - (PG 13) Action/Adventure - Once again Tom Cruise plays super-elite spymaster Ethan Hunt, this time tasked with finding some uber-bad guy played by Philip

Seymour Hoffman. Expect the same big explosions, hot chicks and Ving Rhames that carried the previous MI flicks. 126 min. (AP) POSEIDON - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - This ridiculous remake of a ridiculous film concerns a luxury ocean liner that gets hit by a tidal wave (uh huh) and rolls upside down (yeah, right) forcing survivors (led by Kurt Russell) to climb (or down, I suppose) the ship to the surface. 98 min. (AP) RV - (PG) - Adventure, Comedy, Family - Robin Williams plays Bob, a work obsessed guy that tricks his family into giving up their dream vacation to Hawai’i in exchange for a road trip in an RV. Bob only does this to please his boss, but his family doesn’t know that. Confusion, slap-stick comedy and the eventual realization that family is whats really important is inevitable. 98 min. (HK) THE SENTINEL - (PG 13) - Thriller - Think In the Line of Fire meets The Fugitive with a little 24 thrown in, kinda. Michael Douglas plays a veteran Secret Service agent wrongly accused of conspiring the kill the President and Keifer Sutherland plays his protégé charged with bringing him—the wrongfully accused agent, not the President— down, I think. I have a headache. 108 min. (AP) SILENT HILL - (R) - Horror - A little girl does some sleep walking and talks about a place she’s never been. So her mother decides it’ll help the girl if they go to the place, a town called Silent Hill. The girl goes missing and her mom has to go up against the forces of evil. Moms are hardcore when it comes to their babies. 127 min. (HK) STICK IT - (PG13) - Comedy - The writer of Bring It On has come up with another movie with a similar concept. A rebel girl that fled the life of gymnastics gets in trouble with the law and is forced to go back to it. It’s a hard knock life. 103 min. (HK) UNITED 93 - (R) - Drama - This is a dramatization of the events surrounding the Sept. 11, 2001 hijacking and crash of United Airlines Flight 93, as well as a best guess at what occurred on the plane itself.

Movie audiences are already freaking out over the trailer, so you can imagine how they’ll receive the movie itself. 90 min. (AP) THE WILD - (G) - Animation, Family - A young lion is transported to Africa from the New York City zoo...by mistake—then freed, also by mistake. His loving ‘ohana from the zoo band together to try to locate and bring him back. Does anyone else think this seems a lot like Madagascar? The difference is this is Disney and that was Dreamworks. Kinda like A Bugs Life and Antz. 94 min. (HK)

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Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee An American Haunting - PG13 - Th (1:50, 2:20, 4, 4:30), 6:45, 7:15, 9:20, 9:50, F-W 7:35, 9:55 Benchwarmers - PG13 - Th only (2:15, 4:20), 6:35, 9:15 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - F (11, 11:45, 12:30, 1:30, 2:15, 3, 3:45, 4:45, 5:30), 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 9:45, 10:15, Sa (11, 11:45, 12:30, 1:30, 2:15, 3), 3:45, 4:45, 5:30, 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 9:45, 10:15, Su (11, 11:45, 12:30, 1:30, 2:15, 3), 3:45, 4:45, 5:30, 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 9:45, M-W (1:30, 2:15, 3, 3:45, 4:45, 5:30), 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 9:45 Hoot - PG - Th (2:35, 4:50), 7:20, 9:35, F-W (2:50) Ice Age 2 - PG - Th (2:50, 5:10), 7:35, 9:45, F & Su (11:40, 2, 4:20), Sa (11:40, 2), 4:20, M-W (2, 4:20) Just My Luck - PG13 - Th (2:45, 5:15), 7:40, 10, F (11:15, 1:45, 4:10), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:10, 7:15, 9:45, M-W (1:45, 4:10), 7:15, 9:45 Lucky # Slevin - R - Th only (1:45), 6:55 Over the Hedge - PG - F (11, 11:30, 12, 1:10, 1:50, 2:10, 3:15, 4, 4:30, 5:20), 6:50, 7:20, 7:45, 8:50, 9:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (11, 11:30, 12, 1:10, 1:50, 2:10, 3:15), 4, 4:30, 5:20, 6:50, 7:20, 7:45, 8:50, 9:30, 9:50, M-W (1:50, 2:10, 3:15, 4, 4:30, 5:20), 6:50, 7:20, 7:45, 8:50, 9:30, 9:50 Poseidon - PG13 - Th (2, 2:30, 3:10, 3:45, 4:30, 5, 5:30), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8, 9, 9:30, 10, F (11:20, 11:50, 12:10, 1:55, 2:20, 4:15, 4:40, 5:15), 6:40, 7:10, 7:40, 9:10, 9:40, 10, Sa-Su (11:20, 11:50, 12:10, 1:55, 2:20), 4:15, 4:40, 5:15, 6:40, 7:10, 7:40, 9:10, 9:40, 10, M-W (1:55, 2:20, 4:15, 4:40, 5:15), 6:40, 7:10, 7:40, 9:10, 9:40, 10 Silent Hill - R - Th only (4:10), 9:25 United 93 - R - Th only (2:05, 4:35), 7:05, 9:40

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Akeelah & the Bee - PG - Daily (2:15), 7:25 M:I:III - PG13 - Th (1,2), 4:15, 4:45, 7, 7:30, 9:45, 10:10, F, M-W (2), 4:15, 4:45, 7, 7:30, 9:45, 10:10, Sa-Su (1, 2), 4:15, 4:45, 7, 7:30, 9:45, 10:10 RV - PG - Th-F, M-W (2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35 The Sentinel - PG13 - Daily (2), 4:30, 7:10, 10 Stick It - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10 The Wild - G - Daily 4:45, 9:50

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - F (1), 4:15, 7:15, 10:20, Sa (1), 4:15, 7:30, 10:30, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:30 Hoot - PG - Th only (1:45), 5, 8:15 M:I:III - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7:30, F (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10, Sa (1:30), 4:30, 7:15, 10:15, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 8 Over the Hedge - PG - F (1:15), 4:45, 7, 9:30, Sa (1:15), 4:45, 7, 9:45, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:45 Poseidon - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:45, 8, F (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:55, Sa (1:45), 5, 7:45, 10, Su-W (1:45), 5, 8:15 RV - PG - Th only (1:30), 4:30, 7:45

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 An American Haunting - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (4:45), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45 Just My Luck - PG13 - Th (4:30), 7, 9:30, F, M-W (4:15), 6:45, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 6:45, 9:30 M:I:III - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (4), 7:15, 10:05, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7:15, 10:05 Over the Hedge - PG - F, M-W (4:30), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:30, 7, 9:15 Stick It - PG13 - Th only (4:15), 6:45, 9:15

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - F, M-W (12:30, 3:45), 7:10, 10:25, Sa-Su (12:30), 3:45, 7:10, 10:25 Hoot - PG - Th only (1:30, 4:30), 7:15, 9:35 Poseidon - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:30 RV - PG - Th-F, M-W (1, 4), 6:45, 9:15, Sa-Su (10:30, 1), 4, 6:45, 9:15

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY KISHA MILLING KISHA@MAUITIME.COM

On Your Mark Talking with Mark Yokoyama of Lyri-Cool Productions You all know Mark Yokoyama.

Lyri-Cool Productions. Maui Girls CD. Maui Style 2nd Edition. If you listen to local music and participate in the cult following of KPOA, you definitely know the man behind a large amount of our local music. Or you think you do. I had the pleasure of spending time with him in his music studio in Kahului.

momma’s boy, but at 16 she kicked my ‘okole out.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Where were you born?

So when did your life turn around?

MARK YOKOYAMA: I was born on Oahu. Downtown. Hotel Street. The Ghetto. I lived in the ghetto—five projects on each corner. Each of them didn’t like each other, there was MWH next to Kukui Garden, and believe me, brah, it was no garden.

When was this?

It was the late ‘80s/early ‘90s. We saw prostitutes coming from the store alley with needles sticking out of their arms—many of them young girls who would go to school during the day and sell their bodies at night. Their girlfriends—just as young as they were— would watch the baby, while the mother would be downtown trying to get enough money to buy diapers and milk.

I just can’t believe that this happened here, it sounds like the Bronx or Washington D.C. Yeah, I know. Now ice is an epidemic in Hawai’i. Just think, one million people on a dot on a map, just a little dot. We’ve got houses, on top of houses, on top of mountains. It’s a crazy life. I was a drug addict—coke, ice, speed, you name it. I was a

Where did you go?

I was homeless. I used to steal cars. Not to sell them, but to have a dry, warm place to sleep. I had a screwed-up attitude.

Everyone was like that. I just thought this is life and this is how it is.

In prison. I got a call from my brother crying saying my mom was sick and she wasn’t going to make it. I realized I was helpless, and I took her for granted. I prayed. I asked God not to take her... My mother came out of her coma and I thank God and Jesus for more time. In prison I stayed in my cell, read books, wrote to my mom, worked the system. In two-and-ahalf years, I came out with a vengeance. I got a $6 an hour job delivering seafood, smelling like blood and guts, busting my ‘okole, and I finally went home. My mom’s said she had been waiting for that day.

How did you break into the music industry?

Well, I wanted to be an artist so I put an album together. The songs were terrible.

It cost a lot of money. I realized I could do that myself—make music without charging so much. I’m a hustler but today, it’s a legal hustle. I got da kine tactics and knowledge from the street.

Yokoyama, legal hustler still better than what my life was back then. But, I want to do more.

What is it you’d like to do?

I want to set up a place, with positive energy for the youth. There is so much talent on the street, but to them their dreams are unattainable. If I had a successful role model and if I knew there was a better way, maybe I would not go through what I went through. I’m gonna tell my story.

Everything I got, I earned.

And here you are.

I understand you’re a one-man show.

Yeah, four years later. I don’t even have a jaywalking ticket. I used to steal, lie, con, cheat and now people trust me to hold $50,000. I’m a high-paid middleman. I realize that the worst day of my life now is

Yeah, I produce, record, market and manage. I even do the designing of the artwork on the CDs. When people call to speak to the graphics department, I put

the phone down and pick back up say, “Graphics Department?” I do the same with people call to ask for sound engineering—“Hello, this is Mark, Engineering, how can I help you?”

So what’s up next for Lyri-Cool Productions?

Well, we’ve got a lot of things going on right now. On May 23rd, Friday Eleneki will be releasing her album Magic. Also, be on the lookout this summer for Maui Style 3 featuring Chantelle, Chazar’e, and Shane—Hawaiian Homeboy. I just recently learned that I’m nominated for the prestigious Na Hoku Hanohano music award for Best Compilation: Maui Style 2nd Edition and for Best Rock Album: Mana Ohana’s Journey. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Side Shows - Thursday-Sunday. Seabury Hall Performing Arts presents “Side Shows,” a festival of one-act plays. $9. Thu-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 3 p.m., Performance Studio Seabury Hall,

Makawao, 573-1257.

For Children’s Sake - Friday. Themed "Kodomo No Tame Ni" ("For the sake of the children"), the Maui Matsuri's inaugural Japanese karaoke contest is coming. For the sake of the children, be realistic when you choose your songs, okay?

Tickets: $5. 6:30 p.m., Baldwin High School

Auditorium, tix avail. at Credit Associates of Maui, Ltd., Sam Sato's, and Goodies 'n Things.

Throwin’ Down - Friday. Q Burns, a dynamic and eclectic DJ that tours the world and maintains a “Club Queso” in Orlando, is gonna tear the roof of the sucka. Hapa’s, www.double-o-spot.com.

Oahu: Planet of the Drums - Friday. Drum and bass music festival with AK1200, Dieselboy, Dara, MC J-Messinian, Shy FX, Sovern-T, KSM, G-Spot, Ikon and BTF. That’s a sick list. Definitely worth the travel. 18 and up only. 9 p.m.-4 a.m.,

Wave Waikiki, 1877 Kalakaua Ave, Honolulu, Oahu, groovetickets.com or 1-877-71-GROOVE. Frank De Lima - Friday-Saturday. Frank De Lima's comedy show is a witty revue of banter and songs that poke fun at people, places or situations; whatever he thinks could use a quick kick in the funny bone. Be prepared with new giggles, as Frank constantly updates his show and his collection of outrageous characters, goofy costumes, funny songs and “zinger” asides to keep the show fresh and funny fo’evah! Tickets: $25. 7:30

p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Dance Extravaganza - Saturday-Sunday.

Celebrate dance with Maui Academy of Performing Arts in two spectacular shows for the entire family. The weekend will open with The Extravaganza, a toe-tapping, heel stomping review of jazz, tap, lyrical, and hip hop on Sat. To close the event MAPA’s ballerinas will perform an elegant rendition of the ballet Gaite Parisienne on Sun. Tickets: $20, $14, $12. Sat, 2 p.m.; Sun, 3

p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Feel da Vibez - May 26. Good Vibez Entertainment presents the second benefit concert for Ginee Dickison featuring the legendary roots of Israel Vibration, returning to the island of Maui after a 20-year hiatus! Special guest Inna Vision. $36, $26. Tickets available at Beach Road Records (Kihei), Bahama Mama (Paia), Requests (Wailuku), Paradise Audio (Wailuku), Paradice Bluz (Lahaina), & Maui Sea Skins (Haiku). 6 p.m.,

Lahaina Civic Center, www.goodvibezmusic.com.

Alison Arngrim - Jun. 8. “Confessions of a Prairie Bitch.” In this hilarious high-energy onewoman show, Little House on the Prairie’s preeminent brat, Nellie Oleson (aka Alison Arngrim) takes to the stage to recount her wild adventures in Hollywood and beyond. Tickets: $18. 7:30

p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Kulcha Klash - Jun. 9. Another ragging-all night festival. Just added to the lineup- Eddie Oldschool (from London) and Jim Brownski (New York City) Ky Mani. $20, $18. Lahaina Civic

Center, 877-71-GROOVE. Miss Maui Filipina - Jun. 10. The Maui Filipino Community Council presents the 48th annual scholarship pageant, featuring women of Filipino ancestry vying for the title of Miss Maui Filipina 2006, and celebrating a new generation of Filipinos in Hawai’i. Tickets: $25, $18. 7 p.m.,

Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Barefoot Bash - Jun. 11. A celebration under the stars with Barefoot Natives (Willie K and Eric Gilliom), Henry Kapono Band, Makaha Sons, HAPA, and Gypsy Pacific. $30. Lahaina Civic

Center, www.barefootbash.com.

Paul Jacobs - Jun. 12. Paul Jacobs, recently appointed Chairman of the Organ Department at The Juilliard School in New York City, has become famous in the United States in recent years for, among other achievements, his performances of the complete organ works of Johann Sebastian Bach, Cesar Franck and Olivier Messiaen. Now you can see him live. $15. 7:30 p.m., Makawao

Union Church, 579-9261.

Oahu: Fire Tribe - Jun 14-18. The 2006 Summer Solstice Fire Tribe Gathering, is a conscious community celebration focused on dark-to-dawn magical fire circles. Friends from all paths and traditions are invited to co-create transformation and artful relationship through chanting, dance, poetry, drumming, visual art and spontaneous sacred ceremony. Fees start at $50. http://www.fire-

tribehawaii.org or http://www.firetribehawaii.org.

Taiko Festival - Jun. 24. Zenshin Daiko’s 7th Annual Taiko Festival. Award winning story teller Kathy Collins starts the evening with her alter ego "Tita" telling some of her favorite, classic Japanese stories in her own style. Zenshin Daiko perform new original pieces written by group members. The evening will culminate with the Los Angeles based On Ensemble, known for their unique and provocative taiko performances.Tickets: $15. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC,

242-7469.

EVENTS

Register to Vote - Through June 17. Support Maui with your vote and support Democracy in Action Marijuana Reform ordinances. 10,000 signatures needed by June to be ballot. 9 a.m.-9

p.m., 333 Dairy Road, (Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill). 579-8315.

Dog Training - Through May 30. Maui Humane Society is accepting enrollment for classes that start May 30. $110, $60. 877-3680.

Canoe Festival - Now through May 27. Woohoo for canoes!

Thu-Fri. Rough carving to shape logs into canoe hulls. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Kamehameha Iki Park, Lahaina. Polynesian arts and crafts displays. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Hui O Wa'a Kaulua, Lahaina.

Fri-Sat. Moving day - Canoes are moved to Banyan Tree Park. Between Front Street and Lahaina Harbor. Sat. Cultural Workshop; “Native Plants & Their Uses” by Lisa Raymond. 10 a.m.

The Wharf Cinema Center. Canoe carving, stone and tiki carving and surfboard shaping. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

Hawaiian Grammy Award winning 'Ukulele Boys perform on stage. 4-5 p.m.

Te Wananga Maori dancers and singers perform on stage. 1:45 & 5:15 p.m.

Sun. Canoe carving, stone and tiki carving and surfboard shaping. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Late Night Specials

10pm to 1am – 21 & over with I.D.

50% OFF SUSHI & APPETIZERS FREE KARAOKE - DRAFT BEER SPECIALS

KIHEI, THURSDAY - SATURDAY KAPALUA, THURSDAY & FRIDAY

EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 5:30pm to 6:00pm DAILY

Kapalua 669-6286 The Shops at Kapalua

Kihei 879-0004 Near Foodland

Park, Lahaina.

Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

Mon. Cultural Workshop; “Ancient Hawaiian Weaponry” by Ke'eaumoku Kapu. 10 a.m.

Pioneer Inn Courtyard, Lahaina.

Canoe carving, stone and tiki carving, pahu drum making and surfboard shaping. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

Tue. Cultural Workshop; “Feather Lei Making” by Florence Makekau. 9 a.m. The Wharf Cinema

Center Conf. Room.

Canoe carving, stone and tiki carving, pahu drum making and surfboard shaping. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival with Hawaiian music. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

Wed. Cultural Workshop; “Wood Block Carving & Printing on Pareo” by Suzy Papanikolas. 10 a.m.

Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

Canoe carving, stone and tiki carving, pahu drum making and surfboard shaping. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival with Hawaiian music. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina.

THURSDAY, MAY 18 Joy Right Now - Partake in Satsang. Katie Davis Satsang is based on Eckhart Tolle's Power of NOW, Katie's awakening and her book, "Awake Living Joy: The Essence of Spiritual Enlightenment." Free. 9-10 a.m. Maui Body and

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Picnic with Poki - Traditional Hawaiian music, Complimentary Starbucks Coffee, Starbucks pastry samples and more. Live music by Melveen Leed.

Donations benefit Punana Leo o Maui. 11 a.m.12:30 p.m. Wailuku, under the Monkeypod tree.

FRIDAY, MAY 19 Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.

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Thursday 05/18 BOCALINO

The New Project $5, 10pm

CAFE MARC AUREL

Sweet Steel No cover, 7:30pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Erin Smith

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

DON THE BEACHCOMBER

Friday 05/19

Saturday 05/20

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Sunday 05/21 Industry Night w/DJ No cover, 9:30pm

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Levi Ware No cover, 7:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

Ooklah the Moc CD Release Party, $20, 10pm

Sounds Delicious $7, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Planetary Bandits

Ua’mau

WED - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm WED - Lucid Fusion, 10:30pm

Retro Night w/ DJ Zeek

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

DJ Q Burns

DJ LX, Mark Ez & H Boogie

Orgasmic Sundays

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm; WED - Dolla Balla w/DJ LX, 9pm MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Wild Rise No cover, 9pm

SATURDAY, MAY 20

only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning

Spring Fling - The BMW Car Club of America Hawaii Chapter and BMW of Maui will host the club’s first event ever held on Maui, Spring Fling 2006 - Car Control Clinic. 8 a.m., Maui Raceway

After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4 p.m., 399 N

Park, 573-4782.

Relocation - Relocation of the statue commemorating the arrival of the first Japanese immigrants to Hawai'i. Refreshments will be served. 10 a.m.,

Japanese Garden of the Kepaniwai Park & Heritage Gardens, 283-9999.

Clean Up - Help clean up the inside of our treasured Iao Theater. Free! 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Iao

Theater, Wailuku, 244-8680.

Indulgence Saturdays - Featuring free facials and chocolate. 1:30-4 p.m., Old Paia Train Depot,

Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35.

Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.

Weed Warriors - Sat. Maui Invasive Species Committee is looking for young adults, ages 14 and older, to help with real-life data collection and resource management. This trip involves cutting alien pines in Haleakala National Park. Space is limited, so call now if you’re interested. 573-6472.

LECTURE

205-7225.

Maui Matsuri Festivities - Featuring taiko, traditional Japanese dancing, martial arts demonstrations, delicious Japanese and "local" foods, Kids Zone, visit by the Japanese superheros Kamen Rider V3 and Kikaida (along with the original actors Miyauchi Hiroshi and Ban Daisuke), crafts, eating contests, an obon dance and more. 3-9 p.m., Maui

Community College Courtyard, 283-9999.

Zodiac Party - Every 3rd Sat of the month, The Studio Maui has a party in honor of the sign of the time. This month=Taurus. Bull-headed people like to party too! $5. 7:30-11 p.m., The Studio Maui,

575-9390.

SUNDAY, MAY 21 Learning Fair - One-day smorgasbord of new tools for learning challenges and deficits including assessments, workshops, demonstrations, lectures, and pupus. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. By donation.

Center for Integral Learning, 1464 Lower Main Street, Wailuku, 243-7223.

Joy Right Now - Partake in Satsang. Katie Davis Satsang is based on Eckhart Tolle's Power of NOW, Katie's awakening and her book, Awake Living Joy: The Essence of Spiritual Enlightenment. Free. 4-5:30 p.m., Maui Body and

Soul, Azeka II, Kihei, www.katiedavis.org.

Island Chic Meets Market Street - Benefit fundraiser for Maui's own High School Youth Mission. Enjoy an evening of wine tasting, live music, island designs and jewelry and a silent auction of one-of-a-kind items. Donation of $5.

Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.,

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music.

All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m.,

Lahaina Cannery Mall, surf.song@verizon.net, 667-9513.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 24 “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa–Hawaiian Melodies/Hula. 6:30-8 p.m. Call

891-6770 ext. 2.

Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-

1174.

KEIKI

ART Opening - Fri. Jaqueline Rose. Digital nouveau; an artist’s brush with photography. Pupus and refreshments. 4-7 p.m., The Art School at Kapalua, 665-0007.

Rhonda Aquino - Fri. Born and raised on Maui, local artist Rhonda Aquino demonstrates her printmaking and mixed media techniques. 6:30-9 p.m., The Quan Gallery, Lahaina, 667-2757.

Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m.,

Front Street, 667-9194.

POETRY

p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County

Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.

English as a Second Language - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market

St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

Community Meeting - Wed. The County of Maui Office of Economic Development and the Maui Vacation Rental Association (MVRA) announced today a community meeting is set to inform and seek input from the farming community about a current Maui County Council proposed ordinance permitting and regulating vacation rentals on Agricultural land. 6:30 p.m., Eddie Tam Center, Makawao, 270-7710 or 573-0066.

ENVIRONMENTAL Hana - Thu. The Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) will hold a public information meeting to discuss the master plan and draft environmental impact statement (DEIS) for Wai‘anapanapa State Park. 5:30 p.m., Hana High and Elementary School Cafeteria, 587-0407.

“Oasis of the Pacific” Screening - Thu. Oasis of the Pacific: Time is Running Out is a documentary that takes viewers on a revealing journey through the stunning yet endangered undersea world of the Hawaiian Islands. And, meet the filmmakers.

Free. 7 p.m., Ocean Science Discovery Center, Pacific Whale Foundation, 249-8811.

Haleakala - Sat. Haleakala has added extras to their summer program. This week is: Star program. The Kilo Hoku will feature universal origins, Hawaiian and scientific stories. 7:30-8:30

STAGE Auditions! - Sun. Audition for Little Shop of

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Gina Martinelli 7pm

Horrors. A down-and-out skid row floral assistant becomes an overnight sensation when he discovers an exotic plant with a mysterious craving for fresh blood. Soon "Audrey II" grows into an illtempered, foul-mouthed, R&B singing carnivore who offers him fame and fortune in exchange for feeding its growing appetite, finally revealing itself to be an alien creature poised for global domination! Appointments required. 244-8680.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7

p.m., Hosmer Grove Campground, Haleakala, 572-4459.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers

MAY 18, 2006

MON - DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED - The Danny Duo, $5, 9:30pm

Lucid Fusion 9pm

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

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Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. at Cafe

Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467.

POLITICAL Gary Hooser - Fri. Gary Hooser, second-term Kaua’i State Senator and Democratic candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives, is holding a talk story community meeting. 6 p.m., Kahului Community Center.

Change for Change - Sat. Fundraiser for Lance Collins, County Council hopeful. The average American household contains $99 in loose change for a collective $10.5 billion collecting dust in our homes. Collect that change and make change in the process. 3-6 p.m., Sewell

Residence, 635 E. Kuiaha, Haiku, 572-1269.

TV/Radio Talk Story - Mon.-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on

KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9

p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110

AM Call in 242-7800.

Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI,

1110 AM. Life on Maui - Tue. Hosted by Steven Freid. The intention of the show is to interview people who are doing interesting and exciting things on Maui.

5 p.m., Channel 52, akaku.org.

TUE - Curtis, 7pm

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811

Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building

P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-

0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Open mic night with Jim Freeborne on Sun. 7 p.m. to close.

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845

Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30-5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy,

Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405

Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu., 5:30-8:30 p.m.; AnRil, Wed., 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St.,

Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon-Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405

Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili

Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whalers Village Events - All performances take place at the center stage. Sun, Magic show and face painting, 6-8 p.m.; Mon, Dances of Polynesian, 6:30-7 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; 7:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Lei making class 12-2 p.m.; Wed, Polynesian Hula, 6:30-7, 7:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Benoit Jazz Trio, 7-8 p.m.; Free. For info, call 661-4567.

Thursday 05/18

Friday 05/19

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394

JACQUES

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/DJ Stylz, 10pm

Crunch Pups 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, 9pm

Adam Bowen 9:30pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 8pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

Kai Roots 10pm

Scott Baird 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Chad & Lake Ohana Friends, 9pm

Vince Esquire 9pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

Cool Rush 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Monday 05/22 – Wednesday 05/24

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Sunday 05/21

Salsa Saturdays w/ DJ El Gato, 10pm

HORHITOS

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Saturday 05/20

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works.

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? - Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Maalaea Grill - Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m.

Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill - Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment.

Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Major, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea - All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy.

Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9) p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha.

Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly.

Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 6-9 p.m.

Whalers Village Center Stage: Thus, Hula Lessons 3 p.m.- 4 p.m. Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak, 7 p.m.-8 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 122p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sat Drums of the Island 7p.m.-8 p.m. Sun, Island Sounds with Ray Gooliak 7-8p.m. 7-8 p.m.

Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30 p.m.-7 p.m.

Drums of Tahiti 7:30 p.m. – 8 p.m.Tue, Lei Making Class 11a.m.-1p.m. Music of Hawaii with Bob Jones 7p.m-8 p.m. Wed Polynesian Hula Show 7p.m-8p.m. All Shows free.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m.

Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:3011:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music with Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., W e d Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30

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Thursday 05/18 LONGHI’S

Friday 05/19

Saturday 05/20

Sunday 05/21

Monday 05/22 – Wednesday 05/24

The Edge $5, 10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Karaoke w/Lazer 9:30pm

MANGO GRILL & BAR

2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali - 667-1929

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G

No Info

No Info

No Info

No Info

No Info

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm

DJ Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers, 7pm Dylan Donkin, 10pm

Celtic Tigers

MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Benoit Jazz; WED - TBA

900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom & Barry Flanigan, 8pm & Barry Flanigan, 8pm

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Erin Smith 9pm

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

Kanoa

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

Jarod

Crunch Pups

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am Flava Zone 9pm

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You like to define things. You like knowing exactly where you stand in any situation, without lots of ambiguity and guesswork. However, for now you’ve got to let that shit go. The current situation can’t be defined, at least not yet; trying will just destroy it. Lower your horns and charge into the unknown.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Your playful obsession with your appearance has faded somewhat; you used to crave a lot more attention than you need now, and do nearly anything to get it. I’m glad you’ve evolved, but would you consider reverting to your old ways anyway, just for this week? The world around us is degenerating alarmingly rapidly into a horde of label-flaunting, unthinking and unutterably dull clones. I’m sorry to be so cynical, but most people are sheep. They need someone to give them “permission” before they can express their modicum of personality and individuality. Won’t you—just by boldly being your unique self—give it to them?

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When you’re so used to bending and warping to fit into whatever the situation (or relationship, especially) requires of you that you’re no longer sure who you really are, or what you really want. Isn’t that what’s happened? Get your head straight this week, Libra, until you’ve figured out what you’re really about again.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) One of the reasons I love Scorpios is your willingness to try on lots of different masks and explore many (often extreme) sides to your personality. A problem occurs, however, when one of the masks becomes too comfortable, and you end up spending more time wearing it than is probably strictly healthy. I know this is part of you, and how you do life, diving deep into the most intense places you can find. But you’re missing out on a lot of other shit while you’re going there. Give it a break this week, Scorpio. Come up for air.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Eagerness is almost always a good thing. But every once in a while restraint has its benefits. For example, if you’re too keen to bite into that fresh slice of pizza before it’s cooled, you won’t get to taste anything except burnt tongue for the next day or two. Wait a minute and the possibilities are endless. This situation’s a bit like that boiling hot mozzarella atop the slice of deliciousness in front of you. Show the tiniest bit of self-control and you’ll be rewarded. Too gung-ho, though, and you’re just going to get burned.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I know it’s your competitiveness that drives you. But there have to be limits. You are amazing, and almost unstoppable—but there’s always going to be someone better. There’ll always be someone smarter, prettier, stronger, richer, more powerful, and so on. That’s not to say that you shouldn’t strive to be better. But run too hard at that brick wall and you may just knock yourself out of the race altogether.

This week, give it a rest. Why not try just being the best you you can be, for a week? You can go back to trying to beat everyone else next week.

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Sorry, Aquarius. I can’t write you a proper horoscope right now because I want to go lie in my hammock for a while, sip iced tea, and listen to music. You might find that a lot of other people don’t have time to take care of you this week, either, because they’re too busy taking care of their own comforts and needs. Use it as an excuse to grab some much-needed downtime of your own. No one will expect you to be on call while they’re relaxing. And if they do, screw that; they’re just fooling themselves.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’re a drama queen and at the same time you’re not. You’re not dramatic, say, in the way a slighted Cancer or aroused Aries would be. But you do seem to find ways to feel hurt over things no one else would even think about. That sensitivity is a strength, mostly, but it can trip you up, especially when you’re dealing with one of the less insightful members of the zodiac (like an over-blunt Leo or a sliptongued Virgo). Try not to hold it against them when they hurt your feelings—without even knowing it, probably. You’ve got a point, but that doesn’t mean harping on it is a good idea. Let it go, if you can.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You’re not really better than everyone else. You just feel that way, and I’m sure it can look that way to you through your own very subjective perspective. Also, it certainly doesn’t help that you are better (or at least more awake, inspired, and interesting) than most people, as much as anyone can be compared to another. But be aware that your superiority complex—or anything that even smells like one— will get your ass kicked this week. Be humble, my dear, proud Ram. Be sweet and overflowing with humility and self-effacement. It’ll get you so much farther than bragging ever could.

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Everyone knows it’s easier to dish out advice than to take it. And that it’s also easier to give advice to friends than to follow your own. So I thought I’d maybe try to consult myself with dilemmas I’ve had in the past with the knowledge I’ve gained in the years since. Hey, now I’m older, wiser and way more debauched—I mean, experienced—so why shouldn’t I follow my own advice?

Dear Holoholo Girl, I like a boy in my class. He is super fine. But he doesn’t even know I exist. I sent him a secret Valentine once but he just crumpled it up, lifted the lid on his desk and threw it inside. Sometimes I wait for him after school but when he comes out, he and his friends just hop on their Huffy dirt bikes and nearly run me over, cackling like hyenas. The Sadie Hawkins dance is coming up and I want him to go with me, because I just know we’re going to get married someday. We’re, like, totally destined 2 B 2-gether 4-ever. But first, how do I get him to notice me?

-Seriously Crushing, 1982 Dear SC ‘82, It’s been my experience that guys, like monkeys, respond most to irregular bouts of affection interspersed with being ignored completely. It’s okay to show him you’re interested but then walk away and do the pogo on your own. And it’s possible he may never come around but so what? Unrequited love is as old as the hills. It’s also the stuff of great art. Literature, film and music have all benefited from the longing, unmet gaze of burning desire. Where would the world be without Dante’s The Divine Comedy, King Kong and the blues? Ah, but this is, like, totally not helping you right now, is it? It’s been said that love not reciprocated can lead to depression, anxiety, mood swings and stalking. But I say, all that lovelorn torture builds character. So get ‘em, girl! Keep rockin’ that side-ponytail and frosted pink lipstick and he’ll either come around, or you could be part of the next great American epic—like Monica Lewinski!

Dear Holoholo Girl, My boyfriend is constantly trying to get me to have a threesome with him and one of my girlfriends—or really, just any girl. I’m not opposed to the idea but going for my science degree at UC Santa Cruz has me busy with schoolwork.

Plus, I’ve failed my first class—chemistry—not just once but three humiliating times. I fear between my boyfriend’s pressuring, my mom’s bragging to her friends about my impending “doctor” status, coinciding with my suddenly discouraging scientific ineptitude, maybe I won’t be able to please everyone and this is disappointing to me. Plus, the chicks here don’t shave and I find that slightly unattractive, not to mention unsanitary.

-Scholastically Cracking, 1994 Dear SC ’94, While excessive partying and risqué socializing in college is to be expected, it sounds like you should be focusing more on the experimenting in your chemistry lab and less in your personal dysfunctional relationship. If he’s trying to help you experience more of life in a balance between the scholastic and the sensual, that’s one thing. But if he’s withholding his love and support for his own selfish gains while holding you back from your potential career, that’s entirely another. Besides, who the hell has a boyfriend while they’re going to college anyway? What the hell were you thinking??

Dear Holoholo Girl, I finally have a job I love—hurray! But while my mother has accepted the fact that I may not ever get married or have children, I am deeply disturbed by this knowledge. What if she’s right? I am happily single, but everywhere I look, success seems to be measured by how closely we achieve the (I believe) outdated American Dream: career, marriage, house, kids, and obscure kitchen utensils.

Who says life can’t be fulfilling without all that baggage?

- Single & Carefree (?), 2006 Dear SC ’06, I’m not sure what the question is here. But it sounds like YOU are the one who needs to accept how your life is and that you have ultimate control over the amount of happiness and “success” you achieve. And you may find that the conditions for happiness change over time—but that’s okay. Maybe this year it’s a Prada purse and a week barhopping in New York City, next year it’s a house in the country and a colored bullterrier named “Rufus.” Nobody, not even your mom, can ultimately judge how fulfilling your life is to you.

Samantha Campos has a provocative new line of Aldous Huxley-inspired underwear called Bare New World that is a big hit on the runways in Saskatchewan. MTW

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