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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR I would like to say that after reading Miss Carrie Courtney’s article [“Couch Surfing Flat Waves,” May 11, 2006] I think she just may have single-handedly sabotaged what little hope the homeless people had for understanding and support. I, myself decided to give Maui a try on my own with what money I saved from my secure job on the mainland and have quite a different version that did not put me on the harbor. To blame Maui and its supposed bias and high costs is not fair if you choose to leave what you have that is secure to live in a place that is already well-known for being expensive. Yes, cost of living is high here. However, I don’t believe this is why her adventure was a disappointment. She and her friends chose to put themselves in this situation with the poor choices they made. It does not matter where you go, you will find it just as hard if you are not prepared. Before I moved here with just a suitcase, I researched food costs, housing and jobs along with transportation availability. I prepared myself for this move by saving a specific amount of money and lined up a place to live via the internet (Maui News classifieds) along with job interviews that I got to by public transportation or cab. Carrie and her friends were not prepared for this move and perhaps expected things to happen for them. Why weren’t they willing to rent a fur-

nished room in someone’s home separately until they could get something together. It is called sacrifice and we have all had to make them at times. Was it imperative they all live together? All or nothing? Please!!?? She shared her cigarettes? She had money for cigarettes? If I were the type of person to generalize people and base all homeless people on her story alone, I would have limited sympathy for the homeless. Why does she feel that she deserves help with low-income housing? I would think that low-income housing is for people in need such as elderly, disabled, families with children to feed first. Does she have a special need? If this is the case, than she deserves this. Most of the homeless people don’t have parents they can ask $3,000 for rent for a house. Reading her last statement on how we should try “studying, scrutinizing and recognizing them,” I would like to ask Carrie how she plans on helping the homeless? Now that she has a place of her own, will she be willing to take any homeless into her home? -Lori Ramona, via email

Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said in a May 12, 2006 press release on her signing HB 2175 supporting “market-based” sustainable energy development: “Through this new law we are reaffirming the state’s responsibility to Lead by Example to establish a secure energy and economic future for the people of Hawai’i. This new law, which was passed with bipartisan support by the Legislature, will help state agencies increase energy efficiency and will set an example for residents and businesses to embrace energy conservation and support energy alternatives.”

What she didn’t say: There are lots of other ways Lingle could “Lead by Example” in the struggle to bring cleaner, sustainable and efficient energy to the islands. For instance, she could stop accepting campaign contributions from Big Oil, which is not clean, sustainable or efficient. On Dec. 27, 2005, Lingle accepted $1,000 from the refiner Tesoro Hawai’i’s political action committee. That brought Tesoro’s total contributions to her so far to $3,200, according to the governor’s most recent campaign filing. Like all the Big Oil companies benefiting from a volatile market and Persian Gulf region, Tesoro’s profits were way, way up in the first quarter of 2006: 54 percent higher, in fact. I can think of no better way to stand for sustainable energy than by publicly denouncing that kind of profiteering.

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Condoversy Haleakala Shores resident fights to hang a sign inside her apartment Disputes between condominium homeowners associations and residents are nothing new on Maui. But a recent clash between Haleakala Shores’ association of apartment owners and one of its residents, Jean Prandini, has some unique twists. On March 20, 2006, Prandini filed a complaint against the association and its property management company, Management Consultants of Hawai’i, Inc. (MCH), on five counts ranging from violations of unfair and deceptive trade practice statutes to Prandini’s right to decorate her own apartment. The trouble began in October 2004 when Prandini, 62, hung an Ed Case for U.S. House of Representatives political poster in her apartment. Even though the sign was inside her home, it was visible from the outside, so the association assessed her a $25 fine. When Prandini challenged the fine, insisting the bylaws couldn’t trump her right to hang something inside her own home, she claims association officials harassed and threatened her with further fines if she failed to comply. Prandini removed the sign a month later, but apparently then discovered that MCH—on behalf of the association—had already withdrawn the fine from her checking account. Prandini was outraged, since MCH had gained access to several residents’ checking accounts by enrolling them in an electronic funds transfer program to automatically deduct maintenance fees and electricity bills from checking accounts. According to MCH’s enrollment application, any other charge to a resident’s account “has to be authorized… by the owner, in writing.” Prandini claims MCH then failed to respond to repeated letters and appeal requests, which also made her miss the 30-day deadline to appeal directly to the association. In late December 2005, MCH notified Prandini that she still had an outstanding $25 charge. Over a year later, in January 2006, they began assessing late fees on the past due balance. In a May 18, 2006 hearing on Prandini’s complaint, Circuit Court Judge Joseph Cardoza instructed both parties to enter into mediation. John Zalewski, an attorney with the Oahu-based firm Case, Lombardi and Pettite, which is representing MCH, said the judge acted wisely in sending the case to mediation. “I don’t see anything unfair or

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LC Watch Sack ‘N Save ‘N Suspend In a rare move against a major corporation, the Maui County Liquor Control Board of Adjudication suspended the Wailuku Foodland’s liquor license for 14 days because of repeated incidents involving the selling of alcohol to minors. The first two incidents were in the summer of 2001 and late 2002, and in the following years Foodland and its parent company Sack ‘N Save Foods instituted a number of reforms, attorney Craig Nakamura told the board during its May 4, 2006 hearing. “They are some of the most comprehensive in the state,” said Nakamura. Nakamura and Sack ‘N Save officials told the board that all stores now carried signs warning employees they would get fired if they sold alcohol to a minor. They installed cash registers requiring cashiers to type in dates of birth for alcohol sales. And they made sure each cashier signed a statement of the rules governing alcohol sales every day before opening their register.

deceptive,” he said “Issues like this unfortunately arise.” Zalewski blamed an “unfortunate clerical error” for MCH’s withdrawing the original fine from Prandini’s account, not deception. He also said MCH returned the money to Prandini shortly after the unauthorized transaction. This claim was apparently news to Lance Collins, Prandini’s attorney. “The first we heard that was in court,” said Collins, who is also running for a Maui County Council seat. “Mrs. Prandini hasn’t seen it [her $25 fine]. I haven’t seen it.” State statutes set minimum penalties for unfair and deceptive trade practices and they get stiffer when it comes to seniors. Since Prandini is 62, Collins says she may be entitled to at least a $5,000 judgment. She is also seeking punitive damages and attorney’s fees. But money is not as important as the principle for Prandini, said Collins. “She just wants her $25 back,” said Collins. “Anything over and above that and attorney’s fees, Mrs. Prandini is considering donating to a worthy cause.” Prandini is also seeking a court order that allows her to decorate her apartment

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however she likes, Collins said. Though she would not say if the candidate she endorsed had anything to do with her troubles, Collins added that Prandini did believe her criticism of the association and her vocal nature inflamed the issue. “Their treatment of my client was outrageous,” said Collins. “They should be made an example of.” MTW

Yet none of those safeguards seemed to help Foodland last summer. On July 15, 2005, the LC pulled a minor decoy sting operation on the store. After selecting a six-pack of 12 ounce bottles of Smirnoff Twisted V Green Apple Malt Liquor—like an adult would spend hard-earned money on something like that—she walked up to a young cashier who just happened to be coming off a five-days suspension for some previous violation of Foodland regulations. “Don’t you remember me from school?” the decoy apparently asked the cashier, who didn’t, but rang up the sale anyway without asking to see any ID. And that was that. Nakamura and Sack ‘N Save officials even pointed out that their “family-run” business handles four million transactions each year and employs well over a thousand people. Perhaps it helped, because the board could have yanked their license for up to 30 days.

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What’s with the Racist Ad in The Maui News? I’m really taking to the Wheeling, West Virginia-based Ogden Newspaper Group owning The Maui News—and every other paper on this island except this one. There are all sorts of advantages to reading a paper that now belongs to a chain that’s based in one of the more rural, conservative parts of the country. Like the fact that every two weeks, The Maui News includes an issue of the Ogden-published American Life & Traditions. The May 17 issue is 16 pages of mostly middle America fluff and commemorative coin ads, but there’s one notable exception: in the upper left corner of Page 8 is an ad for the “Classic Edition” of Helen Bannerman’s incredibly controversial and racist book Little Black Sambo. You heard me. For just $11.95 (plus $3 shipping and handling) you can buy your copy of Bannerman’s 1900 tale of Black Jumbo, his wife Black Mumbo and their little African boy Sambo. But wait—this isn’t that pussy 2003 version with the allnew, “realistic” illustrations of Sambo and his family—this is a reprint of Bannerman’s first edition, the one with the “original 27 color illustrations” that

It certainly is a “window to our past.” helped inflame so much racial hatred. “Although, Sambo was about the adventures of a little Indian boy,” states the ad, “to a few it later became a symbole [sic] of racism.” Yeah… that’s great, except that Bannerman’s illustrations were clearly not Indians. They blatantly displayed all the

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, May 17 In the wake of USA Today’s revelation that the National Security Agency has been building a massive database of every telephone call made in the U.S., state Representative Brian Schatz (D, 25th District) wants to know whether local phone companies were “forced by the federal government to divulge the phone records of Hawai’i residents.” For some reason, the idea of the federal government wading barefoot through our private phone records—who called whom and when—has Schatz perturbed. But why should it? Didn’t President George W. Bush just say that we had nothing to worry about where this phone record/wiretapping American citizens stuff was concerned? When has he steered us wrong? Okay, there’s been the whole high gas prices crisis, lackluster economy, rising inflation, ballooning national debt, exploding trade deficit, flaccid Hurricane Katrina response, and that whole invasion of Iraq thing, but when has he crossed us lately? Anyway, Schatz has asked state Attorney General Mark Bennett and Public Utilities Commissioner Carlito Caliboso to get to the bottom of it. “If the Bush Administration is culling through call records of Hawai’i’s citizens, we need to know,” Schatz said in a release sent out last night. “Right now, we are all operating in the dark, and the public deserves to be informed about what’s going on.”

THURSDAY, May 18 Hey everybody, we’ve got your official Congressional Power Rankings! They come courtesy of Congress.org, and boy, are they fascinating. Now we all know that Time Magazine recently named our own U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka one of the worst Senators around. Now that’s quite a distinction—especially considering Akaka is in a primary election battle against U.S. Representative Ed Case (D, 2nd District)—but it’s not really born out in the Congress.org rankings. There, Akaka is listed as the Senate’s 71st most powerful member. Okay, I’ll give you this: that’s pretty poor. On a Bell Curve, that’s a failing grade. Guy couldn’t even get his own Native Hawaiian Recognition Act to a floor debate without constant bitching and moaning. But here’s where the Power Rankings get really fun. You see, over in the House, Case barely registers at all with his 410 ranking. Considering there are 435 House members, that ranking means 94 percent of the entire House is more powerful than our own Ed Case. And why did Case register so abysmally low?

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“Too few terms or years in office,” was one reason cited by Congress.org. (Case has only been a congressman since 2003). He also lost points because he’s “running for higher office, which usually translates into reduced resources and ability to exercise power in the legislative process.” Ouch!

FRIDAY, May 19 Despite bringing in $422.5 million in the first three months of this year—a 21 percent increase over last year— Norwegian Cruise Lines (NCL) somehow managed to lose $28.1 million, according to today’s Pacific Business News. This, at a time when cruise vacations have never been more popular. And why shouldn’t they be? It’s been nearly four years since that awful, awful Cuba Gooding, Jr. “comedy” Boat Trip played in theaters. Wall St. analysts warned the industry would take a generation to recover, but cooler heads clearly saw through the film’s embarassing homophobia and gratuitious use of Roger Moore and moved on. But I digress. According to the story, the company blames high fuel prices (I hear you, brother) and “significant startup costs.” Yeah… that’s corporate-speak for “payroll.” Specifically, the payroll associated with hiring lots of Americans for its NCL American operations. Like the sea, I suppose the labor market is also a harsh mistress.

SATURDAY, May 20 Looks like state Representative Schatz is pretty much out of luck in his quest to find out if the NSA has been pouring through our phone records—at least as far as Attorney General Bennett is concerned. “The precise nature of what the NSA is actually doing, along with any rationale and justification for its actions, has not yet been determined, and obtaining the necessary information may face security clearance or other restrictions on classified information,” is Deputy Attorney General Girard D. Lau’s somewhat obvious response to Schatz’s inquiry. But he did leave some wiggle room for some potential gumshoe work: “As a result,” Lau wrote, “it is difficult for our office to take any action at this time, except to monitor congressional investigations or inquiries into the matter.” Woohoo! Schatz got the AG’s office to agree to “monitor congressional investigations.” That’s huge! That’s fantastic! That’s—wait a second, who said Congress is going to

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chairman of Hawai’i Air Ambulance, said he’s opting for a management shakeup to try to stem his company’s troubles. And believe me, he’s got troubles. In the corporate world, there’s no better solution than shaking things up at the top, even if the guy right at the top (that would be Kluger) stays exactly where he is. Anyway, Kluger hired three former Eagle Air Med executives who will bring cash and new aircraft to the company. This is good news, but considering two fatal HAA crashes since 2004 have killed six people, it’s just a first step. And a small first step at that. But don’t try telling that to Kluger. “[This] will not only strengthen our company,” Kluger told The Maui News, “but continue to provide the highest level of quality care to Hawai’i’s people.”

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investigate anything? They practically high-fived General Michael Hayden when he trudged up the Hill for his Central Intelligence Agency Director hearings, and he’s the guy who put all this NSA stuff into action in the first place. Oh well, it was a worth a shot.

SUNDAY, May 21 Hey, did you see that Associated Press story on the state’s Department of Land and Natural Resources in today’s Maui News? The embattled agency scored a perfect 54 out of a possible 54 on the latest Kauai dam inspection report. That’s right, kids: every single one of that island’s 54 dams has at least one “detrimental condition” that could lead to its collapse. For those who’ve forgotten: seven people died during those horrible rains a few months ago because one of the Kauai dams, which dated back to the plantation era, fell apart. The water was still receding when it emerged that state DLRN officials had basically decided some time ago to ignore the ancient, earthen dams that dotted the Kauai landscape. Though I’m sure, like all government decisions, it seemed like a good idea at the time… Speaking of bad news, in that same paper Andy Kluger,

In other news, the state’s public housing office is in chaos. According to today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin, the Housing and Community Development Corporation (HCDCH) will soon split into two separate agencies. One will focus on getting poor people into local public housing units and the other will concentrate on getting affordable housing projects built. If this sounds familiar, it’s because this is how it used to be before 1997, when the Legislature merged the two agencies into the HCDCH for “efficiency” reasons that obviously didn’t pan out. According to the article, no one is sure who will end up running either agency. And why should they be? They’ve only been planning this for the last year. Oh, and there are currently 621 empty housing units that no one seems able to fill. Other than that, things are fine. So fine that Governor Linda Lingle hasn’t felt the need to get involved in any of this. Guess her big reelection campaign against that one Democrat guy who mumbled something about running against her is just too taxing right now.

TUESDAY, May 23 You know, there are those who say that poor people don’t vote Republican because they think Republicans don’t care about poor people. I have no idea where they get ideas like that. Or why a guy like Cuba Gooding, Jr. made a movie like Boat Trip. That mystifies me more than anything.

Anthony Pignataro is very happy that no one compiles power rankings of newspaper editors. MTW

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PEOPLE WITH ISSUES Police in the Ibaraki prefecture north of Tokyo arrested a 70-year-old man in April after the manager of a 7Eleven reported that the man had menaced him with a chainsaw. The would-be customer apparently came to the store every day only to read from various magazines for sale, and after several hours, the manager finally ordered him to leave. The man returned a short time later with the chainsaw, cranked it up, and shouted, “I’ll cut you to pieces.” He then laid it down and resumed reading and was still reading when police arrived.

FINE POINTS OF THE LAW A female guard at a New York state juvenile detention center was raped, beaten and kidnapped at knifepoint in 2004 by one of the inmates, who escaped with the guard in a car and remained at large until he was recaptured six hours later, but when the guard applied for union insurance payments, she was informed that the contract paid kidnapping benefits only for incidents of at least eight hours’ duration. According to a March Albany Times Union story, she received worker compensation and about $10,000 in other benefits, but if she had remained captive for two more hours, she would have received between $40,000 and $100,000 more.

YES, MY FAULT Michelle Srun, 34, testifying for leniency for her accused-rapist husband in a Montgomery County, Md., court in March, said she must be partly responsible for his attacks on several underage girls, in that she belittled and abused him for years with her overbearing personality and had multiple affairs during their marriage—six simultaneously during one stretch. Unimpressed, the judge

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gave her husband 27 years.

COMPELLING EXPLANATION Simon Hamilton, 35, admitted in Canterbury (England) Crown Court in April that he took furtive “upskirt” photos of women standing in public places and even acknowledged having an extensive collection, but he denied that the pictures gave him sexual gratification. Rather, he said, he was merely a habitual collector of things and spent his time cataloguing the photos rather than looking at them. “It was the sort of gratification of a job well done,” he explained, telling the judge that he came from a long family line of collectors. Besides, Hamilton said, his upskirt days ended around 2001, when he decided to re-enter the practice of law and realized that upskirt photography was “no longer ... appropriate.” At press time, no verdict had been reported.

ADVENTURES WITH CASH REGISTERS The Oakland (Calif.) Tribune, reporting in March on recidivist-robber Eugene Rutledge, 21, found that employees at one Taco Bell were so accustomed to Rutledge’s robbing them that as soon as he appeared at the door, they would ritually open the cash register for him. And in Denver in April, a man tried to rob a Walgreen’s drugstore, but a clerk resisted and, during a scuffle, grabbed the first thing at his disposal to throw at the man, and it happened to be the store’s cash drawer. The robber eagerly gathered up the loose money, fled, and according to police is still at large.

LATEST CUTTING-EDGE RESEARCH A three-year study at the PET Center at Arhus Hospital in Copenhagen, Denmark, reported in March, affirmed that the designer drug Ecstasy can cause depression in pigs. MTW

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t was about three years ago. The bar was dark and nearly empty, except for a couple of old guys mumbling to each other over a watered-down Scotch and a Silver Bullet. The bartender stood under a television set, drying a glass and looking at no one in particular. In another corner, an imposing, brown-skinned man sat hunched over his beer can, his thick, wiry black hair held back in a ponytail. His posture begged anonymity, yet his very presence was magnetic. Weary and guarded, he had a solemn expression and barely peeked out under the cap shading his eyes. And then a group of boisterous club-goers ambled inside. “Oh my God, it’s Willie K!” exclaimed a young blonde in a fetching, off-the-shoulder turquoise ensemble and dangling gold earrings. She turned to grab her male companion. “Wow! I just saw you on stage!” the man told Willie. “You were awesome!” Willie smiled wanly and stood. He shook the hand of the effusive young man, and then the girl. Noticing his audience was quickly expanding, Willie seemed to force himself to stand taller and smile wider. He took in the praise, nodding and saying “thank you” before he turned and sat back down at the bar. Then he sighed.

Aside from performing with his dad, Willie also played in various bands throughout school—R&B, salsa, country, Hawaiian—no genre was left untapped. After school, he headed the popular Westside rock band Da Buggahs. But he started getting restless. He felt that the local music scene was uninspired. He wanted to be a better musician and do something different than the same stuff he was hearing on the radio and seeing on TV. So in 1987 he went to San Francisco. “Everything people see about my entertainment, it’s all from San Francisco,” he told me. “San Francisco has uniqueness, individuality. What you desire to put out and have people feel passion, you do.” When he came back to Maui a few years later, his popularity skyrocketed with the release of his first solo album, Kahaiali’i. In 1992, it received four Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, including Album of the Year, Male Vocalist, Most Promising Artist and Contemporary Album. A couple of record label changes and a growing disillusionment with the local music industry led him to focus on producing other artists, rather than record another album of his own. Along came Amy Gilliom. The first album from their resultant alliance garnered Gilliom three Hoku Awards. And their subsequent success as a duo is legendary.

Who Is Willie K? And why do some call him the only active volcano on Maui?

By Samantha Campos I told this story to Willie recently, at his home in Lahaina. It was only one of many thousands of experiences such a highly regarded musician as the infamous Uncle Willie K would face everyday in his nearly 40 years of entertaining. “You gotta take all the bad shit with the good,”Willie said.“I knew I was gonna have to face that when I got into it. Most local musicians aren’t prepared for that.” And it’s true; most local musicians do not have to deal with the amount of fame and pressure to succeed as a man of Willie’s talent has—or especially, the amount of pressure facing a young boy of Willie’s talent. Willie comes from an honored family of musicians. His father was the famed Hawaiian jazz guitarist Manu Kahaiali’i. His mother was a singer.There were nine boys and four girls in the family. “I come from a family of so many kids,”said Willie.“When it came time to eat, you better eat or you’ll get the crusts of bread.” All the Kahaiali’i kids were encouraged to pursue music, although Willie was immediately singled out as having more than his share of the talent gene pool.At eight, he began performing with his father, who kept a close watch and strict reign on Willie’s burgeoning musicianship. “It’s always pressure when it comes to family,” said Willie. “Any kind of family business. I never had a chance to think [outside of] that.”

SINGING THE PRAISES One professional witness to Willie’s prodigious talent is Jim Linkner, a prolific producer of Hawaiian music and Keali’i Reichel’s business partner. Among other things, he recorded Gilliom and Willie’s live album on tour. “Willie would listen to something, run it through one or two times and boom! He’s got it,” said Linkner. “I’ve made 300 albums but I can’t think of any better musician than him. He does anything: slack key, jazz, blues, ‘ukulele—he can sing Italian arias, to rock and roll. He is boundless.” It’s this commitment to diversity that has earned Willie both praise and skepticism. As a Hawaiian artist, infusing rock and other genres, and playing national tours opening for acts like Santana, has opened doors for other musicians from Hawai’i—but at the same time, it’s also put off some in the Hawaiian music community who may consider Willie’s eclecticism as too radical. He was constantly battling record execs wanting to pigeonhole his style or people who needed him to be the “Hawaiian Jimi Hendrix.” But he’s a musical chameleon; he can do and play anything he wants. “If you let Willie be Willie, and let him do what he does best,” said Ed Carson,Willie’s manager and longtime friend, “he’ll do his best.” This may explain the attraction of Willie’s unbelievably long-standing Hapa’s gig. For the past 11 years, Willie has consistently packed the dance floor of this Kihei venue. And no one, especially nightclub owner Gus Hoeft, wants to see that change anytime soon. “He’s the number one entertainer in the state,” said Hoeft. “There’s no comparison. He’s a one-man band, an awesome singer, hilarious. I think he should be one of the Top Five things to do in Hawai’i.”

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“Hapa’s has always been good to me,” said Willie. “I’m able to express myself in a different light.They don’t care if I wrote a 9/11 song or a love song. Maybe the stage is small but it doesn’t mean your understanding should be. Open up—open your mind. People stay closed-in, they have nothing to blame but themselves.”

“Hi honey,” said Willie.“You do your homework?” She mumbled something, then disappeared.Then Willie told me that he took her with him to Europe and she fell in love with Italy. “It was basically an educational thing,” said Willie.“I’m giving her everything my parents gave me.”

THE FLAMES OF FAME Willie’s musical curiosity and experimentation is partly what draws people to him. And there’s no definitely no denying his onstage charisma. But offstage,Willie struggles to be a private man. The public attention he gets can be daunting. It’s no accident some have called him the only active volcano on Maui. “People always want a piece of him,” said Carson. “Whether it’s an interview or to talk story, they always want something more than the performance. People can get too personal; people feel like they know you. They yank on his hair. Just last week, he bent over and this woman started patting him on the butt. People get so overwhelmed by his music, they just get caught up in the moment and lose their minds, literally. “He has this gift and knows not to keep it to himself, so he has to share a little bit of himself, too. It’s a balancing act. And it extends to his playing golf, walking down the street—not just here. In Tahiti, a woman asked him to sign her baby! Wherever we go, there are very few degrees of separation now between Willie and the rest of the world. No matter where we are, chances are there’s someone who’s heard his music.” It can be tough, but Willie says he knows it’s part of the life he chose. “If you take this move to being a public figure,” said Willie, “you better be prepared for the outcome of both sides. Otherwise, it’s gonna slap you hard. Look at Tiger Woods—he can’t even go into a public bathroom. The reason I’m an ‘asshole’ is so I can go to a public restroom. People say,‘Oh, there’s Willie K, no bother him.’” “Musicians are treated differently,” said Carson. “That’s the beauty and the mystery of music—more so than with a movie star or an athlete—you take it with you through your life. ‘That was the song I did this or that to.’ It’s a bookmark on a certain part of your life, and people hold that dear.”

LEARNING TO STAND Willie has been practicing martial arts for 25 years. He holds a black belt, and has been running a martial arts school for kids for several years in Lahaina. “I’m basically teaching people how to not be insecure with themselves,” he said.“[Some kids] want to fight but I say you need to know how to stand first—how to breathe.” Lately Willie’s been busy with other projects, so he’s set up conditioning equipment at his house for the kids gearing up for the international karate competition, Festival of the Kings. The event happens in July at the Lahaina Civic Center, and is veered toward teaching kids camaraderie and teamwork. While I talked to him one day,some of these kids stopped by.Willie greeted each one with a beaming smile. “These guys are the superstars of my school,” he said. As the kids set up to work out, he pointed out the various equipment strewn throughout his backyard, including an intimidating wall of bricks that yes, he can break with his bare hands. But he also told me the most effective martial arts move: walking away (or running, as the case may be) from violent confrontation. “I had the crap beat out of me and had to learn the right answer,” he said.“I’m a lot more mellow these days.” Willie doesn’t drink or smoke anymore. He says he loves to watch people get drunk and crazy but cannot stand it when someone lies to him about it. “You can never tell an ex-drug addict when you’re not high,” he said. “When these kids first started with me, they were

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persistent,” he added.“They would wait outside my house in the morning.They would train every day from 9:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. every summer.” Willie began watching the kids training in his backyard. “He’s a gentle soul,” he said of one, then pointed to another.“They both are.” But he balked when I suggested that, perhaps, he’s one, too.

BAREFOOT NATIVES Willie is currently undergoing training of his own. About a year and a half ago, right after his country tour with Amy Gilliom in which her brother Eric had joined, Willie had an idea. “I had fun playing with Eric so I called and said, ‘Hey, you wanna do an album?’”said Willie.“’Let’s do a Hawaiian album together.” The duo formed the Barefoot Natives.They spent about a year in the studio. They released the album this past week; next month, they’ll hit the West Coast, from San Diego to Oregon, for a couple weeks. “I cannot handle the mainland for more than a month,” said Willie. After the tour, the Barefoot Natives have plans for more projects, including a TV show, movie and another album. “I like the buzz it’s creating,” said Willie. Just last week, the duo performed in Europe for concert promoter Marek Lieberberg’s 60th birthday. Gilliom and Willie fronted Billie Joel’s band, along with other heavy recording artists. But the boys from Hawai’i kept a game plan to do a righteous performance and represent. “After that gig, we made a lot of friends,” said Willie.“We did what we set out to do.We let people know there’s a new sheriff on Maui and it’s the Barefoot Natives.” Willie had just come back from Germany before he hopped back on a plane to go to Kauai, where he performed solo for an annual Humane Society Convention.The show was a hit and the Humane Society people want to book him for the next decade. “It was huge—there were about 2,000 people—and I walked out and said, ‘Wow, you guys really like me!’” said Willie.“And I got a standing ovation just for saying that.” At this point in the conversation, Willie’s 10-year-old daughter Lucetiana suddenly peeked her head through the window above us.

One way to relieve all the stress of his hectic life is golf. Willie loves golf.If he could,he said he would play everyday. “I’m a fiend, a groupie, an addict,” said Willie. “It’s a challenge, and it doesn’t take its toll on me physically—it’s mentally challenging. It’s like trying to solve a great big puzzle, to get that hole-in-one once in a while. I’m a lover of the game.” He golfs mainly in Ka’anapali and Maui Lani, hasn’t yet golfed in Pukalani but has almost everywhere else on the island. It’s not simply an idle pastime.When his father entered the oncology unit at Maui Memorial Medical Center,Willie met Karey Oura, who also had a cousin in the same unit. When both family members passed, Willie and Oura agreed to incorporate his love of golf into a charity tournament for cancer. Now in its fourth year, the Willie K. Charity Golf Tournament raises funds to support Maui Memorial’s oncology unit, as well as raise money for the treatment of cancer patients and families in crisis. “Some families—when someone gets inflicted—have no money for rent, flights,” he said.“We’ve given so much money for research and still no cure—nothing concrete. It’s important that this money is for patients.” “Willie has a huge heart,” said Oura.“That gets missed a lot but he really is an asset to our community.” “I enjoy doing what I do,”Willie said.“I have a beautiful home, a happy family, my wife and daughter. Everything’s all set—I need nothing else.” That’s a lot. And yet, there was something missing from the collection of details I’d gathered about Willie’s life. I sensed an imbalance, perhaps a darker side he hadn’t spoken of, some skeletons left unrattled in the closet that would complete the cycle of growth and betterment that Willie has chosen to undertake. I wondered if an abusive childhood or a past addiction to drugs and alcohol fueled his current quest to be a better father, an “uncle” to the community and a “local boy” with an active volcano of talent to unleash upon the world. Didn’t most star musicians have pasts like that? Either way, many people rightly admire and respect his beneficent deeds and extraordinary musicianship. But I still felt I was missing something. A quick call to Carson found me making the drive to Hapa’s late one Monday night, in an effort to catch Willie during a set break. He was patient but pointedly evasive. There was stuff he didn’t wish to rehash. He didn’t consider it relevant anymore—it’d been discussed to death in past interviews. Instead, he wanted to talk about the existence (or lack) of aloha spirit. His passionate speech warmed me but I worried about finding the missing piece to my puzzle. It was now very late and Willie had to get back on stage so we said goodnight. Then Carson took me aside and tried to explain how layers of complexity make Willie so hard to define. He referred to the word “kaona,” which is most frequently used in describing the hidden meanings and subtle nuances—both light and dark—that give beauty to the poetry of Hawai’i. I can’t think of a better word to describe Willie K.

Willie K. performs every Monday night at Hapa’s, 8799001. His Barefoot Natives CD is available at music stores island-wide. For more information about the Willie K. Charity Golf Tournament, visit www.williekgolf.org or call 870-5171. MTW

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I went by Hawaiian Moons again at 4 p.m. on a recent Wednesday and counted seven people at the tables. I saw several quarter-turn dip and swerve moves that looked a lot better than the nearby beachfront dance floors. But watch yourself, or it’s “Oops! Your organic fair-trade chocolate imported from the Brazilian rain forest just got in my freshly ground almond/tahini peanut butter!” The salad portion of the buffet is well done with a combination of crunchy sprinkles of fresh veggies in rainbow colors: purple cabbage, green peppers, orange carrots, bright red beets. It looks like the food is just oozing with crispy, crunchy nutrient goodness. But it’s the little extras that make this salad

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastryesque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. MF, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

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Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

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IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 8778744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 8757668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790004. $$ K

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 8793262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8797224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s - Mexican Cafe. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341. Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8791385. $

L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 59 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

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The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $

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$→$10-$20

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 5722395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 8786874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $

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La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

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Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 5722666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5752661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

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Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

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Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $

$$→$20-$40

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Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

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Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:309 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Blu - Aka Cafe O Lei. Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.- 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 6677572. $

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open TuSa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

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MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $

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Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$

Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6677477. $$$

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6616633. $

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.close. 669-7499. $$

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar - Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

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Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $

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Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

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Word. Sunday, 8 p.m. at Iao Theater [POETRY SLAM] Maui Booksellers’ spoken word “poetry slam” is back! After outgrowing its original home in the cozy Wailuku bookstore, the competition moves to the historic Iao Theater for the first time. That’s right, folks—competition! Randy Mills, who won the last poetry slam in April, says that while it’s less personal than 8 Mile-style rap battles, the competitions can be intense (perhaps due to the $100 cash prize). Admission is $10 (only $7 in advance or $5 with student/seniors I.D.), which is slightly more than a ticket to Tom Cruise’s latest clunker, only I guarantee this will be much more thought provoking and inspiring. And I imagine you’ll have a far better chance of not being distracted by high-schoolers’ cell phone conversations. Come watch Mills attempt to defend his title against Maui’s best spoken-wordsmiths, or come early and sign up (7 p.m.) to perform yourself. Either way, make it a point to show up and observe some true artistic expression. For more info, call Maui Booksellers at 244-9091. [COREY “THE INTERN” NIELSEN]

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The Israel Vibration Quiz Friday, 6 p.m. at Lahaina Civic Center [REGGAE] Think you know all you need to about this classic roots reggae band? Take the quiz and find out: 1. Which band member (Cecil “Skelly” Spence or Lascelle “Wiss” Bulgin) contracted polio as a child? Answer: Both 2. Israel Vibration is from: - Jamaica - Grass Valley - Humboldt - Irieland

A: Rastafari. Wait, that wasn’t one of the choices? Sorry. Dude, I can’t wait for Israel Vibration!

A: Jamaica (though Irieland is also acceptable). 3. Their 1988 greatest hits album featured: - a collection of songs spanning a decade of music - a guest appearance by a then 11-year-old Kanye West - their classic three-part harmony sound, a relaxed, rural tempo and falsetto backing vocals - only songs from their first two albums A: All but b—Kanye was busy convincing his classmates that the cafeteria lady doesn’t like fifth graders.

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4. Israel Vibration honors which religion? - Christianity - Judaism - Buddhism - Hinduism

5. The Israel Vibration show is bound to be: - irie - stony - awwwwwesome - a really great show, also featuring INNA VISION, Versatile, Ras Gabriel & 4-Word, and Righteous Roger A: All of the above. Enjoy! Tickets: $26 pre-sale, $36 day of show, $60 VIP. Get ‘em at Requests (Wailuku), Bahama Mama (Paia), Paradise Audio (Lahaina) and Beach Road Records (Kihei) or check out: www.naturalmysticproductions.com. [COREY “THE INTERN” NIELSEN]

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Father Damien Live Saturday, 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, 4 p.m. at St. John’s Church in Keokea [DRAMA] Father Damien, born Joseph De Veuster in Belgium in 1840, is probably the most important person in the history of Kalaupapa on Molokai. Moving to the colony for Hansen’s Disease patients in 1873, Father Damien immediately set out to make life better for the people slowly and miserably dying there, both by providing person to person care and by lobbying the Hawaiian government for more money and assistance. After 12 years of living closely with the patients, Father Damien contracted Hansen’s Disease, which finally killed him in 1889. Now actor Vinnie Linares will bring Father Damien to life in his one-man drama Damien: The Leper Priest of Molokai. The show will benefit St. John’s Church. Tickets $15, $5 for students. For more information, call 878-1484. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Random Acts Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at Studio Maui [STAGE] It’s called “Random Acts Rising” but it’s really a smorgasbord of performance. There’s visual art, singing in Spanish and Portuguese, slam poetry, classical piano, acapella improvisational voice, tribal-modern dance, classical Indian-Japanese modern and tango dance—and that’s all before I even leave the house. Ha! Tickets: $15 adults, $10 keiki. Rated PG-13! For more info, visit www.thestudiomaui.com or call 575-9390.

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Festival of Canoes, cont’d. Now through Saturday, Lahaina [CULTURAL] It’s the last few days of the festival—here’s what’s going on: Thu-Fri: Canoe carving, stone and tiki carving, pahu drum making and surfboard shaping; Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival with Tongan choral and dance group at Banyan Tree Park, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Fri: Parade of Canoes along Front Street, from Lahaina Center (900 Front St.) to Kamehameha Iki Park (525 Front St.) at 6 p.m. Sat: Ceremonial Launch of Canoes at Kamehameha Iki Park, beachside in Lahaina at 6 p.m.; Ho’olaule’a festivities with canoes on display, island foods, and concert with The Kahai’ali’i Brothers & Family, Richard Ho’opi’i & ‘Ohana, and George & Keoki Kahumoku at Kamehameha Iki Park, 7 to 10 p.m. For more info, call the Lahaina Event Hotline, 1-888310-1117 (667-9194) for updates.

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X Marks the Spot The mutants battle over a cure The final chapter of the X-Men trilogy sees a seamless directorial changing of the guard from Bryan Singer’s beloved cinematic vision of the popular Marvel comic book to the capable hands of Brett Ratner (of the Rush Hour franchise). Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine leads the 16-primary-character-narrative in which a “cure” for mutancy gives birth to a war between Magneto’s (Ian McKellen) Brotherhood of Evil Mutants and Charles Xavier’s (Patrick Stewart) school of mutants. It’s an energetic comic book movie with heart and just enough vague social commentary about conformity to balance its outrageous visual sequences of pure spectacle.

X-Men: The Last Stand

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/104 mins.

Screenwriter Zak Penn (X-2) does a commendable job of allotting meaningful screentime to the franchise’s numerous returning and newly appearing characters. Most fascinating is a computer-assisted flashback episode in which the 20-years younger, and more compatible, Charles Xavier and Magneto visit the home of a very young telepathic Jean Grey, the mutant child of an average American family. The friendly chemistry between Stewart and McKellen as real-life friends of the Shakespearean stage comes across in the scene. Jean makes cars levitate outside of her suburban house and the two genial acting masters breathe in an air of relative calm before the narrative storm strikes. XMen co-creator Stan Lee makes a trademark cameo appearance in the

sequence as a worried neighbor watering his manicured lawn. Compacted into the prologue is the introduction of Angel (Ben Foster), the mutant winged son of Warren Worthington II (Michael Murphy) the scientist who discovers how to change mutants into normal powerless human beings. In Angel’s flashback, his father beats down a bathroom door where the young boy has bloodied himself by chopping off the wings that grow from his back. Although Angel’s limited bookend presence in the film seems scant considering the visual appeal of a winged man able to fly, Angel determines a crisis decision regarding the mutant cure that carries larger implications for the story. Brett Ratner benefits from the unity of style and tone that Bryan Singer established in the first two films, and even more so from the returning actors who match their characters’ previous levels of intensity. In a scene that contrasts audience expectations of life-and-death in the mutant world, Cyclops (James Marsden) rides his motorcycle to Alkali Lake where Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) sacrificed her life in X-2. The potentially melancholic moment is shattered when Jean is reborn from the lake as “Dark Phoenix,” a character so dangerous that she is a threat to her fellow X-Men, the world at large, and most immediately the man in front of her who loves her. X-Men: The Last Stand is a comic book movie that crams in a stunning number of characters while still managing to map out significant emotional underpinnings. It’s a blow-out party for fans of the comic books to revel in seeing characters like “Colossus” (Daniel Cudmore), “Multiple Man” (Eric Dane), and “Callisto” (Dania Ramirez) show up in the context of grand battles. Even for audiences unfamiliar with the comic books, or the previous two movies, it still stands up as a great popcorn movie. MTW

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TIBET: A BUDDHIST TRILOGY - (Unrated) Originally presented during the Dalai Lama's first visit to the US in 1979, this is an epic impressionistic documentary, that is as much of an experience of surrendering to the images and rhythms of lives lived in simultaneous harmony with the physical and the spiritual, that captures both the spirituality and humanity of monastic life. 134 min.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee An American Haunting - PG13 - Daily 7:35, 9:55 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th (1:30, 2:15, 3, 3:45, 4:45, 5:30), 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 9:45, F (11:30, 12:15, 1, 1:45, 2:45, 3:30, 4:15, 5), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:15, 9:45, 10:15, Sa-Su (11:30, 12:15, 1, 1:45, 2:45, 3:30), 4:15, 5, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:15, 9:45, 10:15, M (11:30, 12:15, 1, 1:45, 2:45, 3:30), 4:15, 5, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:15, 9:45, Tu-W (1:45, 2:45, 3:30, 4:15, 5), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:15, 9:45 Hoot - PG - Daily (2:50) Ice Age 2 - PG - Th, Tu-W (2, 4:20), 7:35, 9:45, F (11:35, 2, 4:20), Sa-M (11:35, 2), 4:20 Just My Luck - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:10), 7:15, 9:45, F (11:45, 2:15, 4:40), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-M (11:45, 2:15), 4:40, 7:15, 9:45, Tu-W (2:15, 4:40), 7:15, 9:45 Over the Hedge - PG - Th, Tu-W (1:50, 2:10, 3:15, 4, 4:30, 5:20), 6:50, 7:20, 7:45, 8:50, 9:30, 9:50, F (11:30, 12, 12:30, 1:50, 2:10, 3:15, 4, 4:30, 5:20), 6:50, 7:20, 7:45, 8:50, 9:30, 9:50, Sa-M (11:30, 12, 12:30, 1:50, 2:10, 3:15), 4, 4:30, 5:20, 6:50, 7:20, 7:45, 8:50, 9:30, 9:50 Poseidon - PG13 - Th (1:55, 2:20, 4:15, 4:40, 5:15), 6:40, 7:10, 7:40, 9:10, 9:40, 10, F (11:40, 12:10, 1:55, 4:15, 5:15), 6:40, 7:40, 9:10, 10, Sa-M (11:40, 12:10, 1:55), 4:15, 5:15, 6:40, 7:40, 9:10, 10, Tu-W (1:55, 4:15, 5:15), 6:40, 7:40, 9:10, 10 See No Evil - R - F (11:50, 2:05, 4:25), 7:10, 9:20, Sa-M (11:50, 2:05), 4:25, 7:10, 9:20, Tu-W (2:05, 4:25), 7:10, 9:20

New This Week SEE NO EVIL - (R) - Horror - This is the story of a seven-foot-tall, 400-pound psychopath with a rusty plate in his head who likes to claw people’s eyes out who lives in a derelict hotel until one day when a bunch of work-furlough criminals show up along with the cop who originally shot the psychopath in the head a few years ago. What a coincidence! 100 min. (Anthony Pignataro)

Now Showing AKEELAH & THE BEE - (PG) - Drama - This is the story of an 11-year-old girl who participates in the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Stars Angela Bassett, Keke Palmer and Laurence Fishburne. (Samantha Campos) AN AMERICAN HAUNTING - (PG13) Thriller - Supposedly based on a true story. In 1818 a ghost, refered to as “Old Kate” took up residency in the Bell household. The spirit tortured mainly the youngest daughter and only became stronger as they tried to get rid of her. Now Hollywood has come up with a film to show how it all went down. 84 min. (Heidi King) DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - You’ve read the book, seen the History Channel documentaries and listened to the Vatican’s bitching—now see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will shake the very foundations of the Catholic Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min. (AP) HOOT - (PG) - Family, Adventure - No, it’s not about large-breasted females in tight white shirts and orange shorts. It’s about about a young boy that moves from Montana to Florida and finds himself defending the lives of endangered owls. Sure to be a heart-warming, eye-welling good time. 90 min. (HK) ICE AGE 2: THE MELTDOWN - (PG) Adventure, Comedy, Animation - I’m sorry but I loved the first one. Suprisingly, the sequel may just be up to par. They’ve got the original voices for this unlikely group of pre-historic animals as they cope with a new set of rules due to the ice, y’know, melting. 90 min. (HK) JUST MY LUCK - (PG13) - Lindsay Lohan

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I think I dated him once—total mama’s boy... plays a college graduate that is just starting a career in the big city and she seems to have the best luck ever. Until she goes to a masquerade ball and somehow switches her luck with a guy she kisses. Watch her hunt him down. (HK) MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III - (PG 13) Action/Adventure - Once again Tom Cruise plays super-elite spymaster Ethan Hunt, this time tasked with finding some uber-bad guy played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Expect the same big explosions, hot chicks and Ving Rhames that carried the previous MI flicks. 126 min. (AP) OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation, Comedy Bruce Willis is the voice of a raccoon that helps woodland creatures adapt to gathering food in their new surroundings when a suburb takes

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over their forest and their food supply diminishes. It’s cute and cuddly and full of cheap laughs.

80 min. (HK) POSEIDON - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - This ridiculous remake of a ridiculous film concerns a luxury ocean liner that gets hit by a tidal wave (uh huh) and rolls upside down (yeah, right) forcing survivors (led by Kurt Russell) to climb (or down, I suppose) the ship to the surface. 98 min. (AP) RV - (PG) - Adventure, Comedy, Family - Robin Williams plays Bob, a work obsessed guy that tricks his family into giving up their dream vacation to Hawaii in exchange for a road trip in an RV. Bob only does this to please his boss, but his family doesn’t know that. Confusion, slap-stick comedy and the eventual realization that family is whats really important is inevitable. 98 min. (HK) THE SENTINEL - (PG 13) - Thriller - Think In the Line of Fire meets The Fugitive with a little 24 thrown in, kinda. Michael Douglas plays a veteran Secret Service agent wrongly accused of conspiring the kill the President and Keifer Sutherland plays his protégé charged with bringing him—the wrongfully accused agent, not the President—down, I think. I have a headache. 108 min. (AP) STICK IT - (PG13) - Comedy - The writer of Bring It On has come up with another movie with a similar concept. A rebel girl that fled the life of gymnastics gets in trouble with the law and is forced to go back to it. It’s a hard knock life. 103 min. (HK) THE WILD - (G) - Animation, Family - A young lion is transported to Africa from the New York City zoo... by mistake. Then freed, also by mistake. His loving ‘ohana from the zoo band together to try to locate and bring him back. Does anyone else think this seems a lot like Madagascar? The difference is this is Disney and that was Dreamworks. Kinda like A Bugs Life and Antz. 94 min. (HK)

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Akeelah & the Bee - PG - Th only (2:15), 7:25 M:I:III - PG13 - Th (2), 4:15, 4:45, 7, 7:30, 9:45, 10:10, F-W (1), 4:15, 7, 9:45 RV - PG - Th, Tu-W (2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35, F-M (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35 The Sentinel - PG13 - Th only (2), 4:30, 7:10, 10 Stick It - PG13 - Th, Tu-W (3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10, F-M (12:45, 3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10 The Wild - G - Th only 4:45, 9:50 X-Men - PG13 - Th 12 (midnight), F-Su (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:50, 3:30, 4:05), 5:10, 5:50, 6:20, 7:35, 8:15, 8:45, 9:55, 10:30, M (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:50, 3:30, 4:05), 5:10, 5:50, 6:20, 7:35, 8:15, 8:45, 9:55, Tu-W (1, 1:30, 2:50, 3:30, 4:05), 5:10, 5:50, 6:20, 7:35, 8:15, 8:45, 9:55

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Da Vinci - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7:30, F-W (1), 4:15, 7:10, 10 M:I:III - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:45, 8, F-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 10 Over the Hedge - PG - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:45, F-W (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:45 Poseidon - PG13 - Th only (1:45), 5, 8:15 X-Men - PG13 - F-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:40

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 An American Haunting - PG13 - Th (4:45), 7:30, 9:45, F-W (3), 7:45 Just My Luck - PG13 - Th (4:15), 6:45, 9:30, F, MW (5:15), 9:45, Sa-Su (12:30), 5:15, 9:45 M:I:III - PG13 - Th(4), 7:15, 10:05, F, M-W (3:30), 6:45, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:45, 3:30), 6:45, 9:35 Over the Hedge - PG - Th (4:30), 7, 9:15, F, M-W (4:30), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (12:15), 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9:15 X-Men - PG13 - F, M-W (5), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (12:30, 3:45), 7:10, 10:25, Sa-Su (12:30), 3:45, 7:10, 10:25 Poseidon - PG13 - Th (1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:30, F, M-W (1, 4), 6:45, 9:15, Sa-Su (10:30, 1), 4, 6:45, 9:15 RV - PG - Th only (1, 4), 6:45, 9:15 See No Evil - R - F, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:30

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 25, 2006

ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Last Call Tha Alkaholiks farewell tour hits Hawai’i’s bars In the early ‘90s, hip-hop took a decisive turn west. Led by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, rap in the West Coast got funky and hard, fast. A rivalry developed between East and West Coasts, and music became a deadly business.

The Alkaholiks Friday, 10 p.m. at Paradice Bluz Thankfully, Tha Alkaholiks were around to ease up that tension. Formed by DJ ESwift (Eric Brooks), and MC’s J-Ro (James Robinson) and Tash (Rico Smith), Tha Liks found their niche in the sounds of upbeat hedonism with a hardcore edge that earned them a large underground following in alternative hip-hop. Their debut album, 21 & Over (1993) featured quintessential party jams like “I Got It Bad Y’All,” “Likwit” and “Only When I’m Drunk.” Tha Liks then toured with KRSOne, Ice Cube and Too Short, released a few more albums, teamed up with mega-hit producers The Neptunes and Rockwilder, and formed an extended family called “the Likwit Crew,” which featured players like Xzibit, Defari, King Tee and Lootpack. This year, Tha Liks have released Firewater, a back-to-the-roots thirst-quencher for their fans with tracks like “Party Ya Ass Off,” “Turn It Up” and “Chaos.” Also, the group has announced that it’s their last album, with extensive touring to follow. I talked to E-Swift by phone recently from his home in L.A. MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Hi E! Sorry it took me so long to get back to you—this week’s been kinda crazy… E-SWIFT: Yeah, it’s been kinda crazy for me, too. I just moved to Vegas.

Raise a glass, y’all Whoa. Why’d you do that? Tash is out there right? Or is it J-Ro? main island—I get confused? No, J-Ro’s in Sweden. Tash has been hanging out there for a couple years. The prices of houses out here are ridiculous. Plus, I just wanted a change. I’m real spontaneous. Once I get an idea in my head, I do it.

Oh, well, Oahu is the city island. Hawai’i is the big island. But you know, Maui’s the best. Yeah, I haven’t been there yet.

Yeah, you don’t seem like you have a problem with change, what with all this touring you’re doing. Our official tour is in August. Right now we’re pretty much in and out of different places—we’re hitting Hawai’i, Australia, Japan and we’re hooking up some spots in the U.S.

How much time do you get here? Have you been to Hawai’i before? We’re going to a different island every day. We’ll hang out in the daytime and do our shows at night. I’ve been to Hawai’i a few times but it’s been awhile. The last time I was there was two years ago for vacation. It was a week in Honolulu. What’s the

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So have you played any shows since releasing Firewater earlier this year? We’ve played in Canada and a few in the states. The response has been great for it. Of course, we mix it up with older stuff. But you know, we’re known for touring and our live stage shows.

Are you getting sad that this is the big farewell tour? C’mon, E—are you gonna cry or what? Actually, it’s giving me a chance to do some other stuff. In a group, you’re always on call—it’s hard to do outside projects. But we’re always doing shows. This tour’s gonna last us a while. MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS School Band - Thursday. Iao Intermediate School Band Concert. Free. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC. Indian Raga - Friday. Shree Parashuram Bhandari, Daniel Paul & Boaz Martin. Ragas from India resonate with the alignment of heavenly bodies and are played according to the time of day and time of year. $10. 8 p.m., Mandala

Ethnic Arts, Paia, 579-9555. Israel Vibration - Friday. Good Vibez Entertainment presents the second benefit concert for Ginee Dickison featuring the legendary roots of Israel Vibration, returning to the island of Maui after a 20-year hiatus. Special guests Ras Gabriel and 4-Word & Inna Vision. $36, $26. Tickets available at Beach Road Records (Kihei), Bahama Mama (Paia), Requests (Wailuku), Paradise Audio (Wailuku), Paradice Bluz (Lahaina), & Maui Sea Skins (Haiku). 6 p.m., Lahaina Civic

Center, www.goodvibezmusic.com. The Leper Priest - Saturday-Sunday. Vinnie Linares will offer two performances of the critically acclaimed one-man show, Damien: The Leper Priest of Molokai. $15. 7:30 p.m., St. John's

Church, Keokea, 878-1485. Jed Madela - Monday. Jed Madela, winner of the title “Grand Champion” in the 2005 World Championships of the Performing Arts in Hollywood, now presents, The Voice Behind the Gold Concert. 7 p.m., Hyatt Regency Maui,

Monarch Ballroom, 276-7757. School Band - Tuesday. Kalama Intermediate School Band Concert. Free. 6:30 p.m., Castle

Theater, MACC

TICKETS ON SALE Alison Arngrim - Jun. 8. “Confessions of a Prairie Bitch.” In this hilarious high-energy onewoman show, Little House on the Prairie’s preeminent brat, Nellie Oleson (aka Alison Arngrim) takes to the stage to recount her wild adventures in Hollywood and beyond. Tickets: $18. 7:30

p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kulcha Klash - Jun. 9. Another raging all-night festival. Just added to the lineup—Eddie Oldschool (from London) and Jim Brownski (New York City) KyMani. $20, $18. Lahaina Civic Center,

877-71-GROOVE. Miss Maui Filipina - Jun. 10. The Maui Filipino Community Council presents the 48th annual scholarship pageant, featuring women of Filipino ancestry vying for the title of Miss Maui Filipina 2006, and celebrating a new generation of Filipinos in Hawaii. Tickets: $25, $18. 7 p.m.,

Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Barefoot Bash - Jun. 11. A celebration under the stars with Barefoot Natives (Willie K and Eric Gilliom), Henry Kapono Band, Makaha Sons, HAPA and Gypsy Pacific. $30. 4-10 p.m., Lahaina

Civic Center, www.barefootbash.com. Paul Jacobs - Jun. 12. Paul Jacobs, recently appointed Chairman of the Organ Department at The Juilliard School in New York City, has become famous in the United States in recent years for, among other achievements, his performances of the complete organ works of Johann Sebastian Bach, Cesar Franck and Olivier Messiaen. Now you can see him live. $15. 7:30 p.m., Makawao

Union Church, 579-9261. Oahu: Fire Tribe - Jun. 14-18. The 2006 Summer Solstice Fire Tribe Gathering, is a conscious community celebration focused on dark-to-dawn magical fire circles. Friends from all paths and traditions are invited to co-create transformation and artful relationship through chanting, dance, poetry, drumming, visual art and spontaneous sacred ceremony. Fees start at $50. http://www.fire-

tribehawaii.org or http://www.firetribehawaii.org. Taiko Festival - Jun. 24. Zenshin Daiko’s 7th Annual Taiko Festival. Award winning story teller Kathy Collins starts the evening with her alter ego

"Tita" telling some of her favorite, classic Japanese stories in her own style. Zenshin Daiko perform new original pieces written by group members. The evening will culminate with the Los Angeles based On Ensemble, known for their unique and provocative taiko performances.Tickets: $15. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC,

242-7469.

EVENTS

Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., Hula Lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., Lei Making Class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian Hula Show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian Dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythyms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesian, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Lei Making Class. All shows free. Register to Vote - Through June 17. Support Maui with your vote and support Democracy in Action Marijuana Reform ordinances. 10,000 signatures needed by June to be ballot. 9 a.m.-9

p.m., 333 Dairy Road, (Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill). 579-8315. Dog Training - Tue. Maui Humane Society is accepting enrollment for classes that start May 30. $110, $60. 877-3680. Canoe Festival - Thu-Sat. Woo Hoo for canoes! Thu. Canoe carving, stone and tiki carving, pahu drum making and surfboard shaping. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival with Tongan choral and dance group. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park. Fri. Canoe carving, stone and tiki carving, pahu drum making and surfboard shaping. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. Cultural Arts & Crafts Festival. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park. Parade of Canoes along Front Street, Lahaina Center (900 Front St.) to Kamehameha Iki Park (525 Front St.) 6 p.m. Sat. Ceremonial Launch of Canoes. 6 p.m. Kamehameha Iki Park, Lahaina. Ho'olaule'a festivities with canoes on display, island foods, and an exciting Hawaiian music concert by The Kahai'Ali'I Brother & Family, Richard Ho'Opi'I & 'Ohana, and Hawaiian Grammy Award winners George & Keoki Kahumoku. 7-10 p.m.

In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night The Evening That Earned Casanova The Award “Best Late Night In Maui”

Music Starts @ 9:45 pm 10 Cover

Saturday May 27TH

KANEKOA WITH VINCE ESQUIRE Hawaiian reggae fusion Rock Music Starts @ 9:45pm $

10 Cover

Friday, May 26TH Club works and 98.3 present

DJ Kaleki (Clubworks) DJ King James (Groovetechnicians) DJ Romeo (wild94.9S.F.-myspace.com) Hip hop R&B Club hits Music Starts @ 10:00 pm $ 10 Cover

Sunday May 28TH

KANEKOA WITH VINCE ESQUIRE Also: BRADAH LARRY & HEHAILI’IMAILE BAND Music Starts @ 2:00pm 7.00 donation to Mana’o Radio

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com Sushi, Seafood, Sake, oh boy!

Kamehameha Iki Park, 525 Front Street in Lahaina. Call the Lahaina Event Hotline, 1-888-310-1117 or 667-9194 for updates.

THURSDAY, MAY 25 Fundraiser - Fundraiser for Mayoral Candidate Dain P. Food, music, door prizes. A monetary campaign donation is requested to attend the event. 5:30-7:30 p.m., Velma McWayne Santos

Community Center, 244-3579.

FRIDAY, MAY 26 Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286. Maui Filipino Centennial Parade - Highlighting different floats depicting various regions in the Philippines and culture. Assembly is at Maui

Community College at 3:30 p.m. Parade commences at 4 p.m. and ends at the War Memorial Complex. 871-6767. Screening - The Studio Maui presents “Random Acts Rising,” a showcase of some of Maui’s finest performance artists. Featuring visual art, singing in Spanish and Portuguese, slam poetry, classical piano, acapella improvisational voice, Tribal-modern dance and classical IndianJapanese Modern and tango dance. $15. 7:30

p.m. www.thestudiomaui.com or call 575 9390.

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar

Open Daily for Dinner Tuesday - Saturday 5:30-10pm Sundays & Mondays 5-10pm

LATE NIGHTS

10pm to 1am - Guests 21 & over w/ID KAPALUA - Thursday & Friday KIHEI - Thursday, Friday & Saturday

50% OFF Sushi & Appetizers

+ Draft Beer & Sake Specials

FREE Laser Karaoke Daily Early Bird Specials

The Kapalua Shops 669-6286 Kihei Town Center 879-0004 www.dkRestaurants.com

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MAY 25, 2006

Thursday 05/25 BOCALINO

The New Project $5, 10pm

CAFE MARC AUREL

F-Word No cover, 7:30pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Natural Feeling

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Friday 05/26

Saturday 05/27

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ King James & DJ Remeo

DJs Kaleki, King James & Romeo, $10, 10pm

Kanekoa w/Vince Esquire $7, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Mana’o Radio Orchestra

Ras Gabriel

MON - Kanoa & Friends; WED - Liquid Lounge

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

Conscious Healing

Soljah Party

MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Chance & Blues Daddies No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

SATURDAY, MAY 27 Meet the Author - Maui author Nita Hughes will read from and sign copies of her new book and elaborate on her discovery that beneath the Da Vinci mysteries lies The Cathar Legacy. 3 p.m.,

Maui Booksellers, 244-9190.

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations. Storytime - Sat. KPOA's Local Boy, Paul Douglas will read Oh, the Places You Will Go! by Dr. Suess followed by fun magic and balloon twisting by keiki comedy entertainer, Artie Parti. Free. 1-2 p.m.,

Borders, Kahului, 871-7788.

Hospice Maui Benefit - A benefit with cocktails, buffet, interactive entertainment, unique ways to donate, dinner theatre, live and silent auctions. Cocktails in Haleakala Garden, at 5:30 p.m. Buffet dinner in Haleakala Ballroom. $175. 5:30-9:30

p.m., The Grand Wailea, 244-5555. Random Acts Rising - The Studio Maui presents a showcase of some of Maui’s finest performance artists, featuring visual art, singing in Spanish and Portuguese, slam poetry, classical piano, acapella improvisational voice, Tribal-modern dance and classical Indian-Japanese Modern and tango dance. $15. 7:30 p.m., www.thestu-

diomaui.com or call 575 9390. Bellydance - BellyRoll Dance Company blends aspects of traditional, modern and tribal bellydance as well as inspirations from Indian dance, Flamenco, hip-hop, Jazz and more. No cover. 7 &

8 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 280-5814.

SUNDAY, MAY 28 Baby Boomers - "Maui's Only Baby Boomer Group" for those born approx. 1945-1955. Fun, topical discussion, potluck, networking and more with “the generation that rocked the world.” 4:30

p.m., Pukalani. For info, call Elena 573-5313. Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.,

Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali. 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m.,

Lahaina Cannery Mall, surf.song@verizon.net, 667-9513.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 31 “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: South Seas Island Magic w/ Henry Kaleialoha Allen. 6:30-8 p.m. Call

891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning

Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35. After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4 p.m., 399 N

MAY 25, 2006

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Destiny Party, 9pm; WED - Dolla Balla w/DJ LX, 9pm

Teen Night

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -DJ Shark in the Water, $5, 9:30pm MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Monday 05/29 – Wednesday 05/31

Shimmy Night No cover, 7 & 8pm

DON THE BEACHCOMBER HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Sunday 05/28

Weed Warriors - Jun. 3. Maui Invasive Species Committee is looking for young adults, ages 14 and older, to help with real-life data collection and resource management. Next up: a trip to cut alien pines in Haleakala National Park. Space is limited, so call now if you’re interested. 573-6472.

LECTURE Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 242-

1174. Website Security - Thu. The Chamber of Commerce Business Education Committee present Shane Bailey from Digital Network Services, the Chamber's webmaster, for information on Website Security. $10. 12-1 p.m., Chamber

Conference Rm, 315 Ano St., Kahului, 871-7711. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7

p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Arts Business Workshop - Fri. George Darby and David Fisher will be going over legal issues that are critical for performing arts businesses in general, and in particular are relevant to taking advantage of Hawai’i's generous tax credits for performing arts products. $25. 8:30 a.m.-12:30

Gina Martinelli 7pm

Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 873-8247.

ART Kirk Nelson Flood - Fri. Live demonstration by Kirk Nelson Flood, who’s images represent the true nature of Hawai’i's breathtaking beauty captured on canvas in acrylic and oil. 5-9 p.m., Maui

Hands Gallery, Hyatt Regency Ka’anapali, 5732021. Gianna Mitchell - Fri. Gianna Mitchell will be painting live for “Art Night.” Gianna’s focus is on oils and pen and ink pointillism. 6-9 p.m., 612

Front St., Lahaina, 667-9898. Digital Collage Demonstration - Fri. Acclaimed photo collage artist, Carolyn Quan, demonstrates some of her digital collage techniques. 6:30-9

p.m., The Quan Gallery, 667-2757. Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m.,

Front Street. 667-9194.

Regency Ka’anapali, 573-2021.

POETRY Slammin’ Sunday - Sun. The last-Sunday-of-themonth spoken word competition is moving! $10.

7 p.m. Now at Iao Theater, 244-9190. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. at Cafe

Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467.

POLITICAL

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County

Gary Hooser - Thu. Gary Hooser, second-term Kaua’i State Senator and Democratic candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives, is holding a talk story community meeting. 6 p.m., Pa’ia

Herbs - Tue. 8:30-10:30 am. How to Choose the Perfect Herbs for You, with Steve Blake, DSc, Master Herbalist. Bring your health questions for instant answers. Dr. Steve Blake has published one of the largest database of natural remedies in the world, Natural Healing Solutions. 8:30-10:30

a.m. 572-8371. English as a Second Language - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market

St., Wailuku, 249-0111. Opening a Business - Wed. Lectured by Anna K. Ribucan of the county Office of Economic Development, this seminar covers general information and requirements for starting a business in Maui County. Free. 12-1 p.m., Maui County

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Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9

p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110

AM Call in 242-7800. Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI,

1110 AM. Life on Maui - Sat & Tue. Hosted by Steven Freid. The intention of the show is to interview people who are doing interesting and exciting things on Maui. Sat, 11 a.m. Tue, 6 p.m. Channel

52, akaku.org.

DINNER MUSIC

Joyce Meck - Sat. Joyce Meck, the accomplished nature and wildlife artist, will be painting live. 9 a.m-3 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Hyatt

p.m., Maui Small Business Development Center, Kihei, 875-2402.

Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.

show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Community Center, www.garyhooser.com.

Charmaine Tavares - Thu. Mayoral candidate Charmaine Tavares is inviting the public to attend a “talk story”, the first of several Tavares has scheduled throughout the county during the summer and fall months. 7-8:30 p.m. Kihei

Community Center, 242-5500. Headquarters - Wed. Mayor Alan Arakawa's headquarters grand opening with blessing of the campaign headquarters for Mayor Alan Arakawa. The event, which will include dinner and entertainment, is free and open to the public. 5:30-7:30

p.m. 1980 Main Street, Wailuku, 244-4070.

WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811

Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building

P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-

0787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Open mic night with Jim Freeborne on Sun. 7 p.m. to close.

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845

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Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy,

Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk

Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Talk Story - Mon.-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on

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Thursday 05/25

Friday 05/26

Saturday 05/27

Sunday 05/28

Monday 05/29 – Wednesday 05/31

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Crunch Pups 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Scott Baird 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Gomega 9pm

Lawa 9pm

HORHITOS

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

Cool Rush 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu., 5:30-8:30 p.m.; AnRil, Wed., 5:30-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 69 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului. Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the

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WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch light-

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MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

ing ceremony. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200

trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s

Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

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■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m.,Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style

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MAY 25, 2006

Thursday 05/25 LONGHI’S

Friday 05/26

Saturday 05/27

Sunday 05/28

El Dogg $5, 10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

DJ John Scott & guest DJ $2, 9pm

MANGO GRILL & BAR

2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali - 667-1929

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WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

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Natural Vibes

900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm

DJ Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom & Barry Flanigan, 8pm

Celtic Tigers, 7pm Dylan Donkin, 10pm

Celtic Tigers, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, 7pm; TUE - Benoit Jazz, 7pm

Trevor Jones, No cover, 6-9pm

Anril No cover, 6-9:30pm

Erin Smith No cover, 9pm-12am

MON - Anril, 6-9pm; TUE - Trevor Jones, 6-9pm; WED Anril, 6-9pm

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MON - Erin Smith; WED - Catastrophic

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am Flava Zone 9pm

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

Battle of the Bands 9pm

Alchoholics 9pm

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm

Soprano Sunday 9pm

MON - Shake Your Heini, 9pm TUE - Techno Shoes w/ DJ EdV, 9pm; WED - Live Music, 9pm

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm

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WED - DJ Nick, $5, 10pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

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Monday 05/29 – Wednesday 05/31

Crunch Pups No Cover, 9:30pm

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1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

Erin Smith 9:30pm

Kenny Roberts No cover, 9:30pm

The Edge

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TUE - Curtis & Maggie, No cover, 9:30pm WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

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We are getting closer to our goal of 10,000 signatures for each of our two initiatives, but we still need your help. Please come by and bring your friends & family to sign now. Come by our offices in Paia, or the WowWee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill at 333 Dairy Road, Kahului.

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Get your tickets now; this event will sell out ! Sunday June 11th, we are holding a fundraiser to support our marijuana reform initiative drive. We are having a Casino Night with all of your favorite gaming tables. Dinner will be catered by Bev Gannon’s Celebrations. Plus a silent auction and raffle with great gifts for everyone. Tickets are $150/person or a table of 8 for $1,000 and available at: Request Music, Wailuku Island Roots, Paia Hemp House, Paia Postal Plus Paia Wow-Wee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill, Kahului Call us for more information about all of our events & ticket sales, or to volunteer your help at 579-8315.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Backwards is the new forwards. It’s true; not only will straight lines and linear routes not get you to your destination, they’re likely to carry you further from it this week. Trust your gut. Your best move right now may be to back off or even head in the opposite direction from your apparent goal. You don’t necessarily need to move incredibly far or fast, but creating some space between you and what you want might be all you need, ironically, to bring it within reach.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Just roll over and show your belly. You’re done with fighting, aren’t you? Well, here’s the solution: give ground. Surrender. You’ll probably be surprised by how pleasurable and easy it is, and not as much of a sacrifice as you’re making it out to be. You’ll certainly, overall, be better off. Of course, if you don’t like my answer, you can keep up your futile struggle and wallow along in pointless misery. But just admit: aren’t you doing so out of principle and stubbornness, not out of any real passion for “the cause,” whatever that might be?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) This week’s surprise: you may be able to still use crumbled, broken, or burnt bridges to cross rivers. Sure, the path isn’t as smooth and easy or perhaps pleasurable as it once was, but it’s not impossible. Maybe the years, instead of washing away the remnants of that once-glorious span, have heaped upon it so much debris that the river is traversable again. Maybe you’re surprised that you even want that connection—but you do, don’t you? If there’s even a chance that some good will come of it, this week’s the time to find out.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) It’s like your beloved, carefully-tended garden got invaded by mushrooms. The fungi are virtually immune to weed-killers; whatever would destroy them would also wreak havoc on the plants you actually want there. Fighting it, however, isn’t the answer, as there’s no realistic way to do so. Why not accept it? Most mushrooms won’t actually hurt a garden (except aesthetically) and neither will this visitor into your life (no matter how unwelcome). Can you accept what you can’t change? Or would you rather throw away the entire garden, plants and all?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Do it right. Half-assed jobs won’t cut it anymore. And when you’re looking to bring something or someone new into your life, go for quality. It might cost you more but only in the short run. In the long run, redoing what you’ve done, or acquiring multiple replacements for the crappy version you got, will cost you more time, energy and money, and cause you a lot of grief, besides. I know it’s hard to justify going those extra lengths. In the big picture, going for anything but the best is simply a mistake.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Personally, I don’t care how often you delude yourself, or how badly. That’s your shit, and your business. When I start giving a crap is when your self-trickery affects those who are counting on you to be what you say you’ll be, and do what you say you’ll do. It sucks for them when all those promises are based on an illusion you can’t let go of, or carry through with when the time comes. They’re left up Shit Creek, paddle-less, while you race downstream out of sight, waving apologetically. You have a many tireless advocates and admirers. But If you don’t come through this time around, don’t count on many of them sticking around.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Stop sweating it out. You’re acting crazy and most unlike yourself, skulking in your hiding place like a scared little mouse and waiting to see if the cat’s noticed you yet. Where did you learn that kind of caution or fear? Unlearn it, fast. We need you bold and outrageous. We need you seeking and speaking the truth, without dreading the consequences. So come out, come out, wherever you are—your hiding place isn’t that good. So why now come charging out of it now, while you still have your pride, rather than be dragged out of it later, without?

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Use your inside voice, Aries. Now is not to the time to enthusiastically proclaim to the heavens and the entire neighborhood—well, anything. Keep all of that stuff to yourself at the moment. A little intriguing mystery can go a long way, and even though many people find it endearing how you wear your heart on your sleeve, it doesn’t always behoove you to show that off. Wait until people are clamoring (or even begging) to find out what’s going on inside you. Believe me, it won’t take long.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Don’t be a tourist this week, Taurus. Tourists storm a city for a day or a week, see “all” the sights, then split. They rarely veer from their guidebooks, and never penetrate the surface of a place (or the people there), except, occasionally, by accident. I expect more from you then that, especially as you’re never satisfied with the merely superficial. So why would you settle for that now? Sure, it’d take a lot more effort, time and energy from you to crack the veneer you’re being presented with. But you’re not especially lazy, at least when you know the rewards are worth it. CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM

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