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I used to think Maui Time was about “being fair,” open, honest... showing ALL sides of a story, even when it was naked and covered with slime... I thought one of your main goals was to be unbiased and not just “reporting as you like” as the other major papers, TV stations and news media do, all to gain points for their side of an issue... Yet I am seeing more and more of your papers becoming one-sided, almost vindictive... You write about a “new” candidate in the May 18, 2006 Coconut Wireless as if she is the only one running, yet Nikhilananda has been in the running for months already, more active and more qualified than “your” choice... (in my opinion) but you write as if he doesn’t even exist! Perhaps you missed the ad he’s been running in your paper for weeks... You also talked about Pacific Biodiesel before as if everyone using biodiesel was having problems (“So Frustrating,” May 4, 2006)... In further reading though, it turns out it was only a couple people... Was there something “more personal” in here we missed? Need I go on? Is someone getting off the track at your paper and pushing for their personal gains instead of unbiased reporting, as you say you do? -Ben Williams, Kihei Anthony Pignataro responds: You say I’m not being fair, open or honest, yet you seem to be asking me to give favorable treatment to a candidate simply because he’s an advertiser. I can’t do that, but I can report on Lucienne de Naie’s candidacy because it’s “news”—she’s a longtime activist who just announced her first campaign for County Council. Nikhilananda is
someone who’s run—and lost—at least six previous political campaigns. As far as my biodiesel story is concerned, my point was never to rant that “everyone” using the fuel was experiencing problems, but to report that certain customers—including the County of Maui—seemed to be having trouble with it. And it was a difficult story to write, in part because I personally feel that alternative fuels like biodiesel are better than petroleum.
RIPS HOMELESS AGAIN First I want to say I love Maui Time, always right on and very informative. However, I was very disappointed to see that Carrie Courtney was given a full two pages to whine and throw a personal pity party (“Couch Surfing Flat Waves,” May 11, 2006)... Get a degree, stop bumming money off mom and dad, make your boyfriend and yourself be responsible for the choices you, not they, made and well, be an adult. You certainly appear old enough to know better. -Melissa Nelson, via email
Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said in a May 17, 2006 Honolulu Star-Bulletin story about her approving $40 million to fight homelessness: “We have a 10-year plan to end homelessness. It is well thought out with all the stakeholders. We are not going to start throwing money around—that is not in the plan we all developed.”
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CORRECTIONS In the May 25, 2006 story “Condoversy,” we got Prandini’s age wong. She’s 78. And in that same issue, we got the name of the chick in the photo for the food story “Hawaiian Moons” wrong. She’s Amber Watson.
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ehbrah@mauitime.com Just wanted to thank you so much for being such a considerate neighbor. And to thank you for letting your children play in the streets while you yell at everyone driving by to slow down. Thank you for reminding us time and time again to drive at a snail’s pace past your house while you carelessly race around on the same streets, which we’ve all seen you do countless times. Basically, I guess I’m thanking you for moving into our neighborhood and yelling at all the cars you see driving past our place. You know, I grew up in our neighborhood, and I don’t know if you realize it, but your house used to be a cow pasture that was filled with shit. Isn’t it amazing how the more things change, the more they stay exactly the same?
What she didn’t say: Now halfway through her fourth year as governor, campaigning for reelection, Lingle suddenly decides that she needs to end homelessness. The troubles plaguing the state Housing and Community Development Corporation (HCDCH)— which tries to house poor and homeless people—shows the state doesn’t know what to do. It’s splitting the agency into two agencies to become more “efficient,” yet nine years ago those same two agencies coalesced into the HCDCH for the very same reason. For years the number of homeless people throughout the state has been growing—reversing that trend will require lots of money, sure, but also a lot of attention, which Lingle hasn’t been willing to give so far.
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Nestled among the foliage in Haiku, Donald Dettloff is used to drawing a crowd with his unique fence. This North Shore landmark consists of someting like 300 surfboards, short and long, as well as windsurf boards. Dettloff says he gets a lot of attention for his surfboards, which surround half his property. “We get about a car a week, but usually if they see me they turn around real quick!” he says, laughing. Earnest and animated, Dettloff says he started building his surfboard fence four years ago as a fluke. “I used to scavenge surfboards from the old Makawao dump and fix them to sell,” the longtime island resident says. He began tying his surfboards to his fence to secure them from his brother-in-law, who accidentally tried to sell a board from Dettloff’s personal quiver. Liking the way it looked, he just kept tying. Today, surfboards of all colors and sizes outline his land. Dettloff says some of the boards are from the 1960’s and ’70s. One popular board colorfully proclaims “BAM!” with a large Superman logo. Dettloff says many people like to get their picture taken standing next to it. There are boards from Australia and California, and many boards previously ridden by surfers like David Husing, whose grave sits at Paukakalo. Friends and neighbors donated many of the boards, but an occasional pile of boards will appear mysteriously in his driveway. He doesn’t mind the random offerings; in fact, he welcomes them. “I’ll need about 300 more boards to finish it,” he says of his fence. But when he receives boards in fair condition, he’ll fix them up and loan them to young local rippers. Dettloff says a windstorm nearly ruined the fence two years ago, forcing him to storm-proof the boards. “I put a lot of thought into the arrangement,” he says. “It’s actually two fences.” The outer consists of tall windsurf boards and guns, while the inside is lined with short boards, leaving a gap for the wind. The boards stand at all heights, most yellowed by the sun, some shave ice-colored. There are many recognizable names: Kazuma, T&C, Mana, Naish, Timpone. Hana Highway Surf and HGA stickers are everywhere. The interior of Dettloff’s surfboard fence is as colorful and lively as the exterior. Several tall longboards flank
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Dettloff and his fence his driveway, and his mailbox depicts yet more surf paraphernalia. The property is essentially a farm, which Dettloff claims is nearly self-sufficient. Old buoys hang from a starfruit tree, and the family sells lychee and citrus fruit. Dettloff says people come up to him nearly every day asking to buy beetlenuts, which he sells for 50 cents apiece. “We don’t advertise at all, but we do a good word of mouth trade,” he says. Tall palm trees shade the household’s many animals, including pit bulls, cows, horses, dwarf bunnies and fat pigs with names like Steak and Kalua. As I walk through, a pregnant Chihuahua begins hassling a bunch of day-old chicks. Dettloff’s children surf and participate in 4H and rodeo, and his wife is a prizewinning lei maker. Dettloff jokes easily that with all their projects, he’ll be ready for the apocalypse. Dettloff seems to have as many ideas as he does boards. He has tentative plans to open a fruit stand, using an old boat as a venue, and has a few artistic ideas for the many skegs and straps—“surfboard hard-
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ware,” as he calls it—that he’s taken off his boards. He even thinks about taking down one board at a time from his fence, then taking it to the ocean so he can tell people he’s ridden each board. “I’m not a painter,” he says. “I can’t dance or sing, but I am an artist, and this is my art. This wasn’t easy, but I love it.”
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Rough though it sometimes may be towards liquor licensees, you’ve got to love a Maui County agency that sends out a yearly newsletter called Booze Clues. And once again, the Liquor Control department doesn’t disappoint. The latest issue, labeled both “Spring 2006” and “June 2006,” has most of the usual features we’ve come to love—a warning that liquor licenses are about to expire, notification of the new Adjudication Board and Liquor Commission chairs and vice chairs and a note about the LC’s website. I say most, because my favorite part of the last issue—the gratuitous, unfunny blonde joke—is gone. Anyway, there is at least some humor in the latest issue. “With high school graduation and summer around the corner, the Department will increase random stakeouts and will again use minor decoys to insure licensees are in compliance with the liquor laws,” states the newsletter. “The Department has utilized minors in their enforcement program and several licensees have been caught selling or serving liquor to the minor decoys.” This is, of course, not a warning as some on the Board of Adjudication have implied, but just a statement of fact. By now nearly everyone on the island knows the LC operates minor decoy sting operations. A vague announcement once or twice a year that roving officers will be out sometime soon isn’t exactly worthy of a newsletter. But some kind of notification to licensees who passed sting operations? Nope. To do that, the LC would have change the way it operates. It might even have to change its rules. But by a remarkable coincidence, the newsletter says they’re going to do exactly that! “The Department has been working on proposed amendments to the Rules of the Liquor Commission and has received several proposals from licensees and organizations representing licensees,” says Booze Clues. “These proposals will be reviewed by the Liquor Commission and dates will be set for public hearings for the proposed rule amendments.” No idea when—LC Director Franklyn Silva has been mentioning them for the past year—but they’re sure to be fun. -Anthony Pignataro
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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, May 24 Against all odds, Senate Bill 2133, which would ban the use of mercury in any vaccines administered in Hawai’i, has passed the state Legislature and is right now sitting on Governor Linda Lingle’s desk. Lingle hasn’t said what she’ll do with the bill, but given today’s Honolulu Advertiser story on the vaccine mercury debate, it wouldn’t be surprising if she let the bill fall into her circular file. Headlined “Health experts downplay risk, warn against vaccine ban,” the story gives more than the impression that a sober, unified scientific community is trying to stop grieving parents and uninformed luddites who think the ethyl mercury-laden Thimerosal preservative in vaccines has something to do with a recent spike in autism cases among children from destroying our state’s vaccine supplies. I won’t go into the details of the debate— you can read all about it in Maui Time’s April 20, 2006 story “When the Cure is Worse than the Disease”—except to say that the Advertiser piece completely ignored a few “health experts” who say it’s entirely possible that there’s a link between Thimerosal and autism. For instance, there’s Columbia University epidemiologist Dr. Mady Nornig; University of Arkansas professor of pediatrics Jill James; and Northeastern University pharmacologist Richard Deth. All three names come courtesy of an excellent November 2005 Columbia Journalism Review article that bemoaned mainstream press accounts of the Thimerosal debate similar to today’s Advertiser story.
THURSDAY, May 25 Andres Balmacda is a student at Lahainaluna. Balmacda, though just 15, has already achieved a distinction few of us enjoy: he’s become a life lesson. You see, according to today’s Maui News, a reef shark recently attacked Balmacda off the coast of Lanai—bit his left knee, to be exact, while Balmacda and a friend were spearfishing. The shark bit
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Balmacda on the knee because Balmacda “poked” at the shark. Balmacda—and this part took real courage so don’t laugh—then told The Maui News that he was “kind of shocked” that the shark bit him. I find all this terribly amusing, not because I enjoy making fun of 15-year-olds, but because I am also a life lesson where sharks are concerned. You see, a few months ago I was sitting at a local bar with some friends, one of which was new to the island. And we were talking about sharks. “Mostly you find small reef sharks out there,” I said. “But every now and then you’ll hear about a tiger shark—those are the ones that’ll take your ear off.” And right then my two friends got real quiet for a moment, looked at each other, and then began snickering. A lot. “What’s so funny?” I asked. They responded with more snickering, which was now pretty much stifled laughter. Finally my friend from out of town leaned over. “That man sitting behind you only has one ear.” So Andres Balmacda, I may still have both of my knees intact, but I know your pain.
FRIDAY, May 26 Fascinating story in today’s Maui News about the Maui Planning Commission’s recent approval of Kihei plant nursery owner Dale Castleton’s zoning change. Headlined “Infested nursery gets OK from panel,” the story details how the commission gave its blessing to Castleton to expand his nursery property even though Maui County Environmental Coordinator Rob Parsons offered considerable evidence that the plant nursery is not even close to being coqui frog-free. Castleton told the panel that he’s been working with the Maui Invasive Species Committee (MISC) to eradicate the frogs, and while true, it does ignore the couple of years Castleton spent thumbing his nose at MISC and the county over the frogs (See Maui Time’s Jan 5, 2006 story “Infestation!” for more on this). Anyway, all this is fascinating because until this story, The Maui News had taken pains to portray Castleton’s plant nursery as anything but “infested” with coqui frogs. In fact, in a bizarre “clarification” to a letter to the editor in December that had alleged coqui frog
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infestation at an unnamed Kihei nursery, The Maui News insisted that the nursery “states that it has worked with every interested federal, state and county agency to deal with the coqui frog problem” and left the issue at that.
SATURDAY, May 27 “We believe that God in fact is in control and indeed He does work all things for good for those who love the Lord.” That’s what former Enron boss Kenneth Lay said the other day after a jury of his peers found him guilty of conspiracy and fraud. For some reason, President George W. Bush, who used to call Lay “Kenny Boy,” hasn’t commented.
This is not, as election years go, a particularly happy one for the state Democratic Party, given their complete failure to find a strong candidate to run against Republican Governor Lingle and First District U.S. Representative Ed Case’s insistence on challenging entrenched U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawai’i) in the upcoming primary race. As such, there’s a lot of controversy over how the party should behave, if it’s to keep at least some control over the state. Headlined “Democrat urged to ‘get back to our values,’” there’s a story in today’s Honolulu Advertiser that at first, seems to violate one of the sacred rules of journalism. What “values” should the Democratic Party get back to? A living wage? Environmental support? Progressive income tax? Pacifism? Hell, we could go all the way back to support for slavery and opposition to a central bank if we wanted to. But then the story quoted U.S. Representative Neil Abercrombie (D, 1st District). “Some people of this party and some across the country are trying to say to us that we have to change our values in order to appeal to the people of this country,” he said. “And what I say is, ‘No, we have to get back to our values to bring the people back in this country and where they want to be.” And that cleared everything up— see, the Democrats have no clue what values they stand for either.
TUESDAY, May 30 Me, I’d like to see a more progressive income tax. You?
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THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT Earlier this year in separate incidents, two physical education teachers at Ernest Ward Middle School in Pensacola, Fla., were arrested and charged with bribery for allowing students to avoid gym classes by paying the teachers money. Tamara B. Tootle, 39, charged in April, allegedly gave students credits at $1 per student per class, and Terence Braxton, 28, arrested in February, pleaded guilty in May to a similar scheme, admitting to making at least $230.
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CUTTING EDGE SCIENCE In April, noted surgeon Sir Magdi Yacoub and a team at Ormond Hospital in London re-started and re-inserted the original heart of a 12-year-old girl after it had been in storage for 10 years while she lived with a donated heart. Because the donated heart was finally showing signs of rejection, Dr. Yacoub decided that the original, which was removed because of acute inflammation, might have repaired itself enough to work again.
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By David Helvarg
Maui has no more precious natural resource than its ocean. How we use it, and pollute it, affects every aspect of life on our island. To give you an idea of the ocean’s importance, as well as many fine tips on how to respect it, we’re presenting selected excerpts from David Helvarg’s new book 50 Ways to Save the Ocean, published by Maui’s own Inner Ocean Publishing Company in Makawao (www.innerocean.com), along with special tips at the end of each excerpt telling you how you can help on Maui. The president of the Blue Frontier Campaign (www.bluefront.org), Helvarg has written extensively on ocean ecology, as well as the AIDS epidemic and fighting in Northern Ireland and Central America, for the Los Angeles Times, Popular Science, The New York Times, Sierra and The Nation. He’s also produced more than 40 documentaries for PBS, The Discovery Channel and others. On June 13, Helvarg will appear at the Maui Ocean Center in Ma’alaea as part of a nationwide book tour. From 1-3 p.m. he’ll sign books, then give a lecture at 6 p.m. The event is free but seating is limited. For more information please call 270-7075. -The Editors
Sail on an Ocean-Friendly Cruise Ship Avoid vacationing on a floating source of pollution. While ocean liners were once the major transportation for people crossing oceans to work and emigrate, today most people fly, and the old steam liners have been replaced by a new generation of cruise ships built for fun. More than 200 modern cruise ships now carry more than 10 million vacationers on the world’s oceans every year, including more than seven million United States residents, according to industry statistics. These floating vacation palaces, some carrying more people than an aircraft carrier, can be found in every ocean environment from the Arctic seas to the coral reefs of the tropics. As the primary customers of an industry expected to double its passenger load by 2010, American passengers can play a significant role in making sure the ships celebrate the sea and don’t pollute it. A typical 3,000 passenger cruise ship on a one-week voyage generates one million gallons of “gray water” (from sinks, showers, and laundries); more than 200,000 gallons of sewage; 25, 000 gallons of oily bilge water; more than 100 gallons of hazardous waste (from dry cleaning, photo processing, and other chemical activities); 50 tons of garbage (plastic, paper, cardboard, food and glass); and as much diesel exhaust as several thousand cars. Such a ship also contributes to the spread of invasive species from pumped out bilge water. Passengers often believe that the ship’s waste is treated or stored for land removal, but in fact most of it is dumped at sea, sometimes illegally. One of the worst impacts of cruise ships may be their discharge of nutrient-rich sewage around coral reefs that thrive in a low-nutrient environment; this destructive method of sewage disposal encourages the growth of algae, which in turn smother and kill coral reefs. Things can and must change. In 2004, Royal Caribbean pledged to install advanced wastewater treatment systems on its entire 28-ship fleet within the next 15 years. A small number of cruise ships also use gas-turbine engines that reduce harmful air pollutants by up to 90 percent. Alaska, Maine and California have passed laws restricting sewage dumping in their waters, and a national Clean Cruise Ship bill to set higher environmental standards for the industry has been introduced in Congress. Several ocean conservation groups, such as such as Oceana and Blue Water Network, are conducting public education campaigns to help reform the industry. But the greatest force for change can be the millions of Americans who are more than 70 percent of the industry’s customers.
On Maui… To report sewage dumping, call the U.S. Coast Guard’s pollution hotline at 808-842-2606. The Mayor’s Office final Cruise Ship Task Force report, released Aug. 15, 2005, is available at www.co.maui.hi.us/mayor/cstf.htm. A list of local commercial tour boats that dump their sewage in open waters—as well as a list of those who have their waste pumped out responsibly while in dock—is available at www.pumpdontdump.com, which also has plenty of information on how you can help end the dumping of raw sewage in Hawaiian waters.
Use Less Plastic The plastic that finds its way to the ocean never stops polluting. Plastic food wrappers, bags, balloons, bottles, cigarette filters and packaging, monofilament fishing nets and line, Styrofoam pellets and other objects make up about 60 percent of the trash found on beaches and about 90 percent of the debris found floating in the world’s oceans. Bits of plastic are absorbed or eaten by jellyfish, finned fish, turtles, birds, marine mammals, and other creatures, who mistake the pieces for food. Stranded seals and turtles have been found with their stomachs so full of plastic that they are unable to feed and are starving. Seabirds that mistake plastic pellets for food feed them to their chicks. After a major retail chain store opened on St. Thomas in the U.S Virgin Islands, I noticed that the ferry channel between St. Thomas and nearby St. John was littered with floating bags from the store. Plastic fishnets and cargo strapping entangle sea lions and other creatures, slowly strangling them as they grow larger. Plastic “ghost nets” discarded or lost at sea from fishing boats continue to ensnare and kill marine wildlife, sinking with the weight of their kill until gases formed by the decaying animals float the nets back up to kill again. Unlike cotton fishing nets, these nets never dissolve. While oil spills are a terrible environmental threat, oil is not nearly as destructive as the accumulation of everyday plastic items; oil eventually biodegrades, but plastic lasts forever. Through a process called photo degradation, sunlight slowly breaks down plastic polymers into pellets and fine dust. A study by the Algalita Marine Research Foundation found that plastic dust in parts of the North Pacific Ocean weighs six times more than zooplankton, the tiny animals that form the base of the marine food web. Marine plastic also acts as a toxic sponge, absorbing pollutants in the water such as PCBs and DDT. It concentrates these poisons tens of thousands of times more than seawater can. When consumed by fish, this poisonous plastic dust becomes part of the food web, increasing the toxic load in the flesh of tuna, billfish, sharks, and other top predators that humans then consume. Studies are now underway to see how these toxins may affect the development and reproduction of marine animals. Researchers who’ve been tracking marine debris believe plastic in the ocean may be one of the most alarming and least known environmental stories of our time. An international dumping treaty prohibits all overboard disposal of plastics from ships and boats, but the greatest “pulse” of active debris into the ocean comes from land-based human activities, particularly our habit of discarding plastic packaging material, plastic water bottles and plastic toys. Even plastic bags thrown in the trash and taken to the landfill may be carried by the breeze or out to sea. At the end of World War Two, plastic was a new creation that, like rayon, was seen as a way to reduce our dependence on foreign sources of rubber and silk. Today every American tosses out about 65 pounds of plastic a year. By reducing demand for plastic and limiting its use to essential purposes we can help save the greater part of our blue planet.
On Maui… Pu’unene resident and jeweler Mckenna Hallett hates plastic and recycling so much she’s created her own website (www.stoprecycling.com). Check it out for lots of cool ideas on how to stop relying on disposable goods in your life.
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Don’t Exploit Sea Creatures for Vanity’s Sake Heed Jacques Cousteau’s warning: “The sea is not a bargain basement.” From coral jewelry to coral calcium, nautilus shells to ground seahorse, turtle oil to shark liver oil, a range of decorative items and supposed health products from the sea are creating profitable markets while depleting the ocean’s natural bounty. “Semiprecious” black corals are heavily exploited for jewelry even though they’re protected by many nations. To collect deep-ocean pink corals, which take hundreds of years to grow, chains are dragged across the sea bottom, and the broken pieces of coral that become caught in their links are then used for jewelry making. Left behind is the rubble of unique, once-living ecosystems. More than 100 million slow-breeding sharks are killed every year for their fins, which are used in a tasteless but expensive (and thus high status) soup popular in China. Shark body parts are also used in so-called health products popular in the West, including shark liver oil and shark cartilage. The unsubstantiated benefits claimed for these products in fighting cancer led to a government warning and court injunction against one manufacturer. By protecting marine ecosystems we’re also protecting a biological treasure trove of potential cures and treatments for human ills that can be harvested without abusing the sea. Two widely used drugs--Acyclovir, which treats herpes, and AZT which fights the HIV-AIDS virus--are derived from compounds first identified in marine sponges. Many other potentially useful drugs are now being developed from marine organisms, including cancer-fighting compounds from soft corals, anti-inflammation chemicals from sea feathers, virus-killing proteins from sea grass molds, and painkillers from cone snails. Scientists involved in prospecting for these promising new biological treatments are also working to synthesize them in the lab, in order to protect rather than deplete the marine sources and habitats that produce them.
On Maui… The Western Pacific Regional Fisheries Management Council and Richard Grigg, a University of Hawai’i professor of marine biology, monitors all black coral harvesting in local waters. Currently, Aluani’s Black Coral Jewelry (www.mauiblackcoral.com) sells black coral items and operates the only local black coral harvesting boat.
Dive Responsibly Take only pictures and leave bubbles, while exploring underwater wonders. It’s been more than half a century since Jacques Cousteau and his friend Emile Gagnan invented the Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus (scuba) that allows a diver to swim freely and weightlessly through the water, and, in Cousteau’s words, “feel like you are an angel.” Today, diving and snorkeling have become hugely popular activities, with some five to 10 million Americans scuba-certified and 2 million actively diving on a regular basis. Among the certifying organizations that train people are the Professional Association of Diving Instructors (PADI) and the National Association of Underwater Instructors (NAUI). Both teach safe and responsible diving practices, and no one should don diving equipment without having passed these or similar professional courses. Having become certified some 20 years ago, I’ve witnessed changing conditions on our reefs, in our kelp forests, and in many other parts of our ocean, usually not for the better. I’ve also found that, once exposed to the wonders of our seas—the colorful diversity and mind-boggling variety of life underwater—divers and snorkelers often become leading advocates for the protection and restoration of marine wilderness. Ironically, through careless behaviors, lack of experience or lack of awareness, underwater visitors can also damage the very wonders they go below the surface to enjoy. In the early days, divers focused a lot on spearfishing and collecting. But sharp declines in abalone, sheepshead and other once-popular marine prey in areas like California have taught local divers to be careful stewards of the marine wilderness they value. Today, far more divers are shooting pictures than spearguns as they seek ways to explore Jacques Cousteau’s “silent world” without harming it.
On Maui… Every July volunteer divers and snorkelers jump in the water for the Great Annual Fish Count. The idea is to learn not just the numbers and locations of the various creatures that live in the ocean, but how to interact with them responsibly. Dives will take place all over the island and the surrounding waters. For more information, call Liz Foote at 808669-9062 or email lfoote@maui.net.
Speak for the Seas at Local Public Hearings Active citizenship can help restore our oceans and coasts More than half the United States population lives near the seacoast, where development is booming (some say sprawling). In California, 80 percent of the residents now live in coastal counties. Of the nation’s 20 fastest growing counties, 17 are coastal; of the 20 largest cities, 14 are coastal. Cities and townships are where most decisions about growth and planning are made. That’s why they are such vital government links in ensuring that your coast and ocean are protected. Don’t think you have to travel to Washington or your state capital; you can affect government decisions by attending local public hearings. Local zoning boards set building and land use standards that can determine the impact of construction and development on coastal waters and the watersheds that feed into them. A zoning board meeting is a good place to speak out in favor of protecting local wetlands and recreational beaches and of setting high standards of environmental protection for your neighborhood. Departments of sanitation, public works departments, and sewage districts maintain services vital to healthy oceans, including sewage plants, sewage pipes, and storm drains. At these agencies you can advocate for the most advanced treatment to reduce pollution and make sure that the existing infrastructure isn’t being outstripped by growth. Public health departments track the safety of swimming water and locally caught fish but don’t always provide enough public warning or take precautionary measures unless they feel pressure from the public. Water boards allocate water resource use. Developer and agricultural interests often attend meetings of or serve on these boards, but too few people work with them to promote the benefits of maintaining free-flowing water for fish, wildlife and coastal habitat. Park departments establish, maintain and protect recreational beaches and coastal parks. Your good citizenship and participation at the local level can help keep our oceans and coasts healthy and abundant or restore them to that state.
On Maui… The Maui Planning Commission meets at 9 a.m. on the second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at the Kalana Pukui Building, 250 S. High St., Wailuku. For more information, call 270-7735. The Maui County Council meets at 9 a.m. on the first and third Friday of every month on the eighth floor of the Kalana O Maui Building, 200 S. High St., Wailuku. Agendas are posted at www.co.maui.hi.us/county/clerkSub/Agenda.php. For more information, call 270-7748. For a complete list of county commissions and agencies, visit www.co.maui.hi.us.
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Eating is Knowing At Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar You can tell a lot about someone by the choices they make. Especially if they are choices made during dinner on a first date. More tellingly, if that first date happens to take place at Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar.
Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar 744 Front St., 661-9090. Open for lunch and dinner. $$$ The first decision is an important one and sets the tone for the rest of our evening: where to sit? The most obvious choice would be to dine on the roof, with its spectacular, under-the-stars ambience and glimmering views of the Auau Channel, Lanai and Lahaina Harbor. But that’s maybe a little too over-the-top romantic for a first date. We could sit inside the expansive dining room, with its plush décor and centrally located, all-glass exhibition kitchen and bake shop. But that’s maybe too distracting for this initial getting-to-knowyou scenario. We opted instead for the casual comfort and proximity to liquor at the enticing 47-foot raw oyster bar. Right away, my date showed his confidence with the menu by putting in an order for their ahi poké—one of his favorites, he said—before our bartender even had a chance to acquaint us with the specials. After being informed of the six selections of oysters available, my date chose the medium-point, meaty oysters from Washington over the highly recommended, sweeter ones from Japan. A bold, impressive move—one that proved to be in my date’s favor as the oysters and poké were some of the best I’d had recently. Apparently realizing his knack with successful ordering, my date also suggested we have the Tellicherrypepper-crusted ahi drizzled with wasabi aioli. The pepper gave a unique and crunchy kick to the melt-in-your-mouth quality of the seared ahi. I was swooning.
But the hardest decision was yet to come—the entree. LSG&OB offers an eclectic array of Euro-American fare with a PacRim influence that’s big on seafood and interesting combinations. And the choices are tough, with items like coriander-cumincrusted ahi with stirfried vegetables served atop saffron risotto and wasabi butter. Or the orange-dusted jumbo prawns over butternut squash ravioli with brown-butter sage vinaigrette. Who could resist the cashew-coconut-crusted opakapaka on habañero mashed potatoes with papaya jam chutney? Of course, aside from the surf there’s also turf options, like the firecrackerglazed lamb chops or slow-roasted, double-cut Mongolian pork chops served with braised red cabbage and mustard demi. Or there’s also grilled tenderloin served with Cambozola cheese, caramelized onions, roasted shallot mashed potatoes and a house-made Worcestershire sauce. But my date, already proving himself to be a man with a propensity to go against the grain, lingered over the fresh semolina pasta selection. Would it be the lobster ravioli or linguine with clams, jumbo prawns and Portuguese sausage in roasted tomato jus? Perhaps the fettuccine with grilled chicken, shiitake mushrooms, crispy pancetta and julienne snow peas? Not this time. With a calm, assured finesse, my date quietly shut his menu and ordered the potato gnocchi with country ham, shiitake mushrooms, English peas and fresh tomatoes in a light cream sauce. Although at first I thought this dish sounded somewhat less dazzling than the others, in actuality it tasted like a bowl of frosted doughnuts—a good thing for someone like me, who would eat a bowl of frosted doughnuts for dinner every night. In the end, I can’t really tell you what all this means about my companion and our first date. But I do know that I am ready for a second date—with Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar. MTW
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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $
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Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$
Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $
Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $
El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $
Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $
Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$
Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$
Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $
Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $
Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500
Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $
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Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$
Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$
Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $
Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $
Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $
Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $
Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$
Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $
Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $
Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $
Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave.,
Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$
Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $
Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $
Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $
IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $
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Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$
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Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $
Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$
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Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8778779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m.
362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $
Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $
Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $
Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $
Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $
Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $
Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $
BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$
Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $
Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $
Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $
Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $
Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $
Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $
Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $
Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $
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Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$
Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $
Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $
Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani
Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $
Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$
Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$
Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$
Fred’s - Mexican Cafe. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $
Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $
Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$
Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $
Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $
Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $
Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $
Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $
Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794700. $
SOUTH MAUI
Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$
Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $
Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$
Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 8799952. $
Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $
Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$
Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$
Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $
Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$
Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$
Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$
Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $
Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $
Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$
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Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 2432206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
UPCOUNTRY
Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $
Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $
Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $
Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$
Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$
Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $
Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5724877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$
Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 5722666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy.,
Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $
La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$
Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.
810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$
Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $
Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$
Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K
Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $
Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.- 9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K
The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $
Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $
Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$
Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!
Island Fish Tacos Grilled Steak, Chicken Vegetarian
Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $
Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak,
Blu - Aka Cafe O Lei. Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$
Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $
Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall
seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$
Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $
Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$
Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $
Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$
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Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K
Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$
Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $
Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $
Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $
Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $
Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $
Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $
and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.
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Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $
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Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 6614855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street,
Lahaina, 661-5648. Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K
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Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 6677572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 6676636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K
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Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina
Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881. $$ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $
Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6677477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.
5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr.
Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.
Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.
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Legalize It? Saturday, noon to sunset at Baldwin Beach Park [POLITICAL/CONCERT] I don’t smoke marijuana. I have, of course, but it’s been a really long time. For me, the experience of being stoned never quite lived up to the romantic notions I had about getting high. Except for the times when I’d forget all my worries and laugh like the guy at the beginning of the Gorillaz’ “Feel Good, Inc.” Yeah, that was cool. Except that it usually ended with more worries, such as “Did I just pee my pants? I don’t see any pee on my pants, but it really feels like I did.” That said, my aversion to marijuana—unlike my decision not to drink—has not been supported by any evidence that pot turns people into monsters. If anything, I find people more tolerable when they’re stoned. I even encouraged my dear grandmother to experiment when she lived in Mendocino, where it was legal to “grow your own” (she declined, I think). Now it’s time for Maui—led by the freedom fighters of “Democracy in Action”—to join the ranks of the open-minded, and to that I say, “Far out, man.” All that’s needed is a few more signatures, which is where the “action” part of Democracy in Action comes in. For those of you who haven’t yet signed D.I.A.’s two circulating petitions, they’ve made it easy for you by organizing an amazing free concert, featuring Crazy Fingers, Vince Esquire, Gomega, Khrinj, Ras Gabriel & 4-Word and many others, at which you can make your voice heard. So much for the myth about marijuana destroying your motivation! For more information about Maui County Citizens for Democracy in Action 2006 Voter Registration and Ballot Initiative Drive, call 579-8315 or visit www.mccfdia.com. [COREY NIELSEN]
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Farm to Table Saturday, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at Surfing Goat Dairy [FOOD] Have you ever seen a goat surfing? I know I’ve seen a dog do it, with some assistance. It seems like their hooves could be a disadvantage for a goat in this sport. Oh, wait. It’s not a goat surfing event. It’s a Surfing Goat Dairy hosted event! How silly of me. Ali’i Kula Lavender and Surfing Goat Dairy join together to raise funds for Maui Food Bank at the Best of Upcountry: Farm to Table food event. Delicious foods, pony rides, chef demonstrations, local produce, and goat petting promise to be a bucking good time. Admission is $10 by the car load and don’t forget your canned food donations for the Maui Food Bank. The Dairy is located at 3651 Omaopio Rd. Call 878-2870. [HEIDI KING]
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Saturday, 6 p.m. at Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao [ART] There are some to whom the phrase “vanishing boundaries” likely means nothing more than the desired result of buying drinks for the opposite sex. These are the people who think a “Monet” is a seemingly attractive potential mate who, under closer inspection, turns out to be quite flawed. To the enlightened artists being featured in Viewpoints Gallery’s “Luminosity” exhibit, vanishing boundaries has an entirely different meaning, and the only Monet worth mentioning is Claude. One of the original French Impressionist painters, Monet helped introduce the technique of placing light or dark colors with similar hues together to create a visually stunning effect. The result is a literal vanishing of the boundaries between the colors, making them appear to glow. Richard Nelson, a local artist and teacher, studied this phenomenon at Yale under Josef Albers, a pioneer in the study of the interaction of colors. On Saturday, Nelson and seven others—Douglas Chun, Alejandro Goya, Kari McCarthy, Joelle Perz, Robena, John Shoemaker, and Sally Worcester—will be on hand for a symposium from 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. (reservations required), followed by an opening reception at 6 p.m. to discuss their works (which include prints and blown glass, as well as paintings) and educate the public about the visual gift of color. Just think—after this exhibit, your topics of conversation will include more than your conviction that the new Budweiser with ginseng, caffeine, and guarana is healthier than milk. The Luminosity Exhibit runs June 1-28. Viewpoints Gallery is located at 3620 Baldwin Ave. in Makawao. For info, call 572-5979. Shown: “Salt Spring Recollection” by Dick Nelson. [COREY NIELSEN]
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A Quan To-Do Saturday, 7 p.m. at The Studio Maui [ART] She used to design album covers. Barry Manilow, Carly Simon, Aretha Franklin and Grateful Dead have all used her creative expertise to give the ultimate visual to their music. So she started her own graphic design company, working with the top labels in the biz. Then she diversified and launched a glossy magazine, Urban Mozaik, promoting cross-cultural understanding. But then in 2000, Carolyn Quan moved from New York to Maui and refocused. Yep, that tends to happen when you leave the Big Apple for the pineapple. Ha! Now her signature work deals in photographs of people, animals and nature that are collected into fine art collages with an almost mystical, spiritual beauty. At this exhibit opening, Quan will talk about her creative digital collage techniques, while you mingle, gaze at all the pretty pictures and nosh on pupus and wine. The Studio Maui is located at Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd. For more info, call 575-9390 or visit www.thestudiomaui.com. Shown: “Dragonfly Dreams” by Carolyn Quan.
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Whoa, Nellie! Thursday, June 8, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC [COMEDY] Alison Arngrim, the child star who played Nellie Oleson on Little House on the Prairie, brings her onewoman act to the MACC. At 15, Arngrim was already taking the stage as a stand up comic but when her friend was diagnosed with HIV in the ‘80s, she found that her sense of humor could work as a healing agent. Now, after fundraising and educating galore, she is taking time out so that you too can experience her outrageous wit and gain a whole new perspective on growing up in “the Biz,” telling about her life as everyone’s favorite toxic pre-teen brat, complete with petticoats and ringlets. Prepare for some serious dishing of the dirt on Hollywood, TV land in the ‘70s and ‘80s, and much more. Tickets: $18, with a portion of the proceeds to benefit Maui AIDS Foundation. Call 242-7469. [HK]
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Stealing Suburbia Woodland creatures fight SUV culture Co-directors Tim Johnson (Antz) and Karey Kirkpatrick (the film’s screenwriter) make sly commentary on the suburbanization of America with a computer-animated kid’s comedy notable for its ingenious voice cast that includes Bruce Willis as a con-artist raccoon named RJ and Garry Shandling as Verne, a conscientious turtle. RJ the loner raccoon makes a terrible mistake when he attempts to steal a wealth of packaged food from Vincent (Nick Nolte), a hibernating bear, one week before his spring awakening.
Over The Hedge
★★★★★ Rated PG/87 mins.
Vincent demands under threat of death that RJ replace the accidentally destroyed food in one week when he ceremoniously awakens from his slumber. RJ convinces a family of possums, a skunk, and a turtle to take advantage of the suburban sprawl that has suddenly sprung up around their hedge-walled enclave to plunder vast quantities of processed junk food from their human neighbors. But homeowner’s association president Gladys (Allison Janney) makes big trouble by hiring a militaryminded exterminator calling himself “The Verminator” (Thomas Haden Church—Sideways) to lay waste to the little critters. RJ gets a lasting lesson in the ethics of familial trust from his newfound clan before the story is over. As with all modern animated movies, half of the fun of watching them is associating the camouflaged actors with the eccentric characters onscreen. Steve
Carell’s zippy vocal interpretation is especially inspired as Hammy, a hyperactive squirrel whose superfast antics give the story’s climax an unexpected hook when he’s suddenly able to move so quickly that the Earth’s orbit veritably stalls. Nick Nolte’s presence as Vincent the bear is perhaps the most recognizable voice in the cast, and his gently booming phonation connects well against Thomas Haden Church’s self-evident enjoyment in delivering his evil character’s droll lines. Wanda Sykes steals the show as an impertinent skunk named Stella when RJ disguises her as a slinky black cat to flirt with Gladys’ magisterial tomcat Tiger (Omid Djalili) so that she can filch the automatic cat door key from his collar. The bit is an obvious homage to the Looney Tunes skunk Pepe Le Peu, famous for his guileless efforts at romance in spite of his stinky inner nature. Over The Hedge is a kids’ movie made up of adult circuitry. The only human children in the story are a couple of realistic and therefore unsympathetic girl scouts selling cookies that have a narcotic effect on Hammy when he steals them. What really pushes the uncomfortable interaction between the cute woodland creatures and the narcissistic humans that have invaded their habitat is what critic David Thomson calls “a primitive feeling for endangered civilization.” The animals are barely able to co-exist with the artificial territory built up around them, and their future seems gloomy at best. For all of the animals’ efforts at storing up stolen unhealthy people-food for the next winter, it’s Hammy’s constant search for nuts that finally serves their purpose best. The metaphoric subtext is as clear as the apocalyptic destruction that befalls Gladys’ treasured suburban home. All of the humans have gone nuts. MTW
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of
legendary
singer/songwriter Neil Young, filmed on the occasion of the world premiere of Young's Prairie Wind concert at Nashville's hallowed Ryman auditorium last summer. Yeah, Neil!
103 min.
New This Week THE BREAK-UP - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston play a couple who purchase a condo together and then separate. But, they have to stay living together. Ugh. This happened to me once and it was NOT funny. 106 min. (Heidi King)
Now Showing AN AMERICAN HAUNTING - (PG13) -
Ah, love!
Thriller - Supposedly based on a true story. In 1818 a ghost, refered to as “Old Kate” took up residency in the Bell household. The spirit tortured mainly the youngest daughter and only became stronger as they tried to get rid of her. Now Hollywood has come up with a film to show how it all went down. 84 min. (HK) DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - You’ve read the book, seen the History Channel documentaries and listened to the Vatican’s bitching—now see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will shake the very foundations of the Catholic Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min. (Anthony Pignataro) HOOT - (PG) - Family, Adventure - No, it’s not about large breasted females in tight white
Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee An American Haunting - PG13 - Daily 7:35, 9:55 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th (1:45, 2:45, 3:30, 4:15, 5), 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:15, 9:45, F (12, 12:45, 1:30, 2:15, 3:15, 4, 4:45, 5:30), 6:30, 7:15, 8, 9, 9:45, Sa (12, 12:45, 1:30, 2:15, 3:15), 4, 4:45, 5:30, 6:30, 7:15, 8, 9, 9:45, Su (12, 12:45, 1:30, 2:15, 3:15), 4, 4:45, 5:30, 6:30, 7:15, 8, 9, M (1:30, 2:15, 3:15), 4, 4:45, 5:30, 6:30, 7:15, 8, 9 Hoot - PG - Th (2:50), F-M (2:30) Ice Age 2 - PG - Th (2, 4:20), F (12:20, 2:45, 4:55), SaSu (12:20, 2:45), 4:55, M (2:45, 4:55) Just My Luck - PG13 - Th (2:15, 4:40), 7:15, 9:45, F (12:15, 2:35, 5), 7:25, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:35), 5, 7:25, 9:50, M (2:35, 5), 7:25, 9:50 Over the Hedge - PG - Th (1:50, 2:10, 3:15, 4, 4:30, 5:20), 6:50, 7:20, 7:45, 8:50, 9:30, 9:50, F (12, 12:30, 1, 2:10, 2:40, 3:10, 4:15, 4:50, 5:15), 6:40, 7, 7:20, 8:50, 9:10, 9:45, Sa-Su (12, 12:30, 1, 2:10, 2:40, 3:10), 4:15, 4:50, 5:15, 6:40, 7, 7:20, 8:50, 9:10, 9:30, M (2:10, 2:40, 3:10, 4:15, 4:50, 5:15), 6:40, 7, 7:20, 8:50, 9:10, 9:30 Poseidon - PG13 - Th (1:55, 4:15, 5:15), 6:40, 7:40, 9:10, 10, F (12:10, 12:40, 3, 4:40, 5:20), 7:10, 7:40, 9:35, 10, Sa-Su (12:10, 12:40, 3), 4:40, 5:20, 7:10, 7:40, 9:35, 10, M (3, 4:40, 5:20), 7:10, 7:40, 9:35, 10 See No Evil - R - Th (2:05, 4:25), 7:10, 9:20, F (12:50, 3:05, 5:10), 7:30, 9:40, Sa-Su (12:50, 3:05), 5:10, 7:30, 9:40, M (3:05, 5:10), 7:30, 9:40
shirts and orange shorts. It’s about about a young
OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation, Comedy -
boy that moves from Montana to Florida and finds
Bruce Willis is the voice of a raccoon that helps
himself defending the lives of endangered owls.
woodland creatures adapt to gathering food in
Sure to be a heart-warming, eye-welling good
their new surroundings when a suburb takes over
time. 90 min. (HK)
their forest and their food supply diminishes. It’s
ICE AGE 2: THE MELTDOWN - (PG) - Adventure,
cute and cuddly and full of cheap laughs. 80 min.
Comedy, Animation - I’m sorry but I loved the first
(HK)
one. Suprisingly, the sequel may just be up to par.
POSEIDON - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - This
They’ve got the original voices for this unlikely
ridiculous remake of a ridiculous film concerns a
group of pre-historic animals as they cope with a
luxury ocean liner that gets hit by a tidal wave (uh
new set of rules due to the ice, y’know, melting.
huh) and rolls upside down (yeah, right) forcing
90 min. (HK)
survivors (led by Kurt Russell) to climb (or down, I
JUST MY LUCK - (PG13) - Lindsay Lohan plays a
suppose) the ship to the surface. 98 min. (AP)
college graduate that is just starting a career in the
RV - (PG) - Adventure, Comedy, Family - Robin
big city and she seems to have the best luck ever.
Williams plays Bob, a work obsessed guy that
KUKUI MALL
Until she goes to a masquerade ball and some-
tricks his family into giving up their dream vaca-
how switches her luck with a guy she kisses.
tion to Hawaii in exchange for a road trip in an RV.
Watch her hunt him down. (HK)
Bob only does this to please his boss, but his
1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Fr-W schedule not available at press time) Da Vinci - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7:10, 10 M:I:III - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 10 Over the Hedge - PG - Th (1:45), 5, 7:45, 9:45 X-Men - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:40
KA’AHUMANU 6
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family doesn’t know that. Confusion, slap-stick
Action/Adventure - Once again Tom Cruise plays
comedy and the eventual realization that family is
MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE
III
-
(PG
13)
super-elite spymaster Ethan Hunt, this time
whats really important is inevitable. 98 min. (HK)
tasked with finding some uber-bad guy played by
SEE NO EVIL - (R) - Horror - This is the story of a
Philip Seymour Hoffman. Expect the same big
seven-foot-tall, 400-pound psychopath with a
explosions, hot chicks and Ving Rhames that car-
rusty plate in his head who likes to claw people’s
ried the previous MI flicks. 126 min. (AP)
eyes out who lives in a derelict hotel until one day when a bunch of work-furlough criminals show up along with the cop who originally shot the psychopath in the head a few years ago. What a coincidence! 100 min. (AP)
$8*
STICK IT - (PG13) - Comedy - The writer of “Bring It On” has come up with another movie with a similar concept. A rebel girl that fled the life of gymnastics gets in trouble with the law and is forced to go back to it. It’s a hard knock life. 103
min. (HK) X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND - (PG-13) Action/Adventure - Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart all return for what’s billed as the final X-Men movie, though I
WED,, JUNE E1 *with h MFF F passportt (5 5 films-$40)-single e tickets Phone:: 572-3456 www.mauifilmfestival.com
can’t imagine the studio would ignore prequel possibilities if it does well at the box office. 103
Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Fr-W schedule not available at press time) M:I:III - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7, 9:45 RV - PG - Th (2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35 Stick It - PG13 - Th (3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10 X-Men - PG13 - Th (1, 1:30, 2:50, 3:30, 4:05), 5:10, 5:50, 6:20, 7:35, 8:15, 8:45, 9:55
FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 An American Haunting - PG13 - Th only (3), 7:45 Just My Luck - PG13 - Th (5:15), 9:45, F-W (2:45), 7:15 M:I:III - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (3:30), 6:45, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:45, 3:30), 6:45, 9:35 Over the Hedge - PG - Th (4:30), 7, 9:15, F, M-W (4:30), 7, 9, Sa-Su (12:15), 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9 See No Evil - R - F, M-W (5:15), 9:45, Sa-Su (12:30), 5:15, 9:45 X-Men - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (5), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 10
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 The Break Up - PG13 - F, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:30, 1), 4, 7, 9:30 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th (12:30, 3:45), 7:10, 10:25, F, M-W (12, 3:30), 6:45, 10, Sa-Su (12), 3:30, 6:45, 10 Poseidon - PG13 - Th (1, 4), 6:45, 9:15, F, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 See No Evil - R - Th (1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:30
min. (AP)
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BY ELIZA ESCAÑO ELIZA@MAUITIME.COM
House is in the Hale A look at Chicago’s DJ Mark Grant Not everyone understands house music. So the old anthem goes. Nearly three decades after its post-disco implosion in Chi-town’s Warehouse club, the genre has lent itself to global ab-fab (read: absolutely fabulous) soirees, massive desert raves and, let’s face it, awful aerobic pop renditions.
Mark Grant Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s, 879-9001 From commercialism comes the need for quality control. For crying out loud, it’s not trance, nor is it techno; and if not spun by a Chicago great or someone with equal respect to its origin, then you might not have heard it properly at all. One of the few left who values the true-blue gritty Chicago sound is the legendary Mark Grant. With production credentials matching his seamless three-turntable mixing prowess, this modern-day maestro has blessed dance floors with his sexy, soulful sets for 20-something years now. Grant makes self-proclaimed music snobs happy to pay the cover, gives young-ins plenty of aural education and has enough cache with the white boy house-head ciphers to champion that sound for new generations to bump. “I just want to continue what I do, branch out and keep that feeling I had when I was 12,” he says. It was at this tender age, when his brother and his friends gave him a mixed tape, sparking an initial passion that eventually led to the production of 1990’s classics “Gotta New Love Thang,” “House Music Will Never Die,” “Dancin’” and a
slew of highly-coveted remixes under the Cajual label. This relationship resulted in the label’s 1997 mega-compilation, A Taste of Cajual, which put Grant above the international radar and in the same company of his early musical heroes. In 2001, he released Sound Design/v2 under San Francisco outfit Om Records, which found its way to Rolling Stone magazine’s list of top 15 records for that year. “It’s hard to say how I got hooked,” says Grant. “It was the chemistry of everything—the fact that my brother and his friends introduced me to it. I remember not being able to go out because I was too young. I would listen to the radio until late and was playing records at home. It was a Chicago-based sound and it was new.” The aforementioned radio show, an orientation of sorts, was Hot Mix 5 and featured house pioneers, Scott “Smokin” Silz, Ralphi “Rockin” Rosario, Farley Jackmaster Funk, Kenny “Jammin” Jason and Mickey “Mixin” Oliver. Grant took in the fusion of disco, electro, hip-hop, jazz, funk, soul and blues into a 4/4 beat like fish to water. Three snaps and a soul-clap later, he scored his first job at his very own grammar school for a whopping 15 bucks. Paying dues was not too bad though, especially when your dad is your personal roadie. “I have the best parents in the world,” says Grant. “They might’ve not exactly known what I was doing but from the very start, they supported me all the way through. I am so grateful because not everyone can say that.” Mom bought him his first set-up, spacing it out between his birthday and Christmas. Grant also recalls his father tirelessly helping him break down equipment at five in the morning, driv-
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A Grant house scene ing him at night from one gig to another and then dropping him off at the airport the next day. While bookings for Grant are worldwide, he can still be found once a month at house music haven Boom Boom Room located at Chi-town’s Green Dolphin club, where the genre’s most discerning audience could be found. With the recent upstart of his own record label, Blackstone Recordings, a couple house gems are slated for release
this year—“Shame” featuring hometown vocalist Swaylo in mid-June, and “Guessin’ Again,” with Chicago Idol’s Russoul by early August. Grant previously worked with Russoul on “There 4 Me,” currently his favorite club track. “It has different elements and textures in one song,” he says. “I like it funky, soulful and energetic and I feel like I hit it on the nose with this one. I get the thrill of creating as an artist and producer and then playing it as a DJ.” MTW
DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Rainbow Bridge - Friday-Saturday. A multi-cultural concert of music and dance. A benefit for the Kingdom of Hawaii and the efforts under international law to restore a peaceful and neutral nation. $15. Iao Theater, 268-8059. Red Carpet Event - Saturday. Pineapple Grill Kapalua's 1st Anniversary Celebration featuring Maui's finest chefs preparing signature items from their restaurants and hotels, paired with premium wines, spirits, and tropical jazz entertainment. Proceeds benefit Hale Makua, a non-profit organization providing healthcare services to Maui's residents. $150. 6-9 p.m., Pineapple Grill, 669-0070.
TICKETS ON SALE Alison Arngrim - Jun. 8. “Confessions of a Prairie Bitch.” In this hilarious high-energy onewoman show, Little House on the Prairie’s preeminent brat, Nellie Oleson (aka Alison Arngrim) takes to the stage to recount her wild adventures in Hollywood and beyond. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kulcha Klash - Jun. 9. Another ragging-all night festival. Just added to the lineup- Eddie Oldschool (from London) and Jim Brownski (New York City) as well as Ky Mani. $20, $18. Lahaina Civic Center, 877-71-GROOVE. Miss Maui Filipina - Jun. 10. The Maui Filipino Community Council presents the 48th annual scholarship pageant, featuring women of Filipino ancestry vying for the title of Miss Maui Filipina 2006, and celebrating a new generation of Filipinos in Hawaii. Tickets: $25, $18. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Barefoot Bash - Jun. 11. A celebration under the stars with Barefoot Natives (Willie K and Eric Gilliom), Henry Kapono Band, Makaha Sons, HAPA, and Gypsy Pacific. $30. Lahaina Civic Center, www.barefootbash.com. Paul Jacobs - Jun. 12. Paul Jacobs, recently appointed Chairman of the Organ Department at The Juilliard School in New York City, has become famous in the United States in recent years for, among other achievements, his performances of the complete organ works of Johann Sebastian Bach, Cesar Franck and Olivier Messiaen. Now you can see him live. $15. 7:30 p.m., Makawao Union Church, 579-9261. Oahu: Fire Tribe - Jun 14-18. The 2006 Summer Solstice Fire Tribe Gathering, is a conscious community celebration focused on dark-to-dawn magical fire circles. Friends from all paths and traditions are invited to co-create transformation and artful relationship through chanting, dance, poetry, drumming, visual art and spontaneous sacred ceremony. Fees start at $50. http://www.firetribehawaii.org or http://www.firetribehawaii.org. Oahu: Makaha Sons - June 17. Makaha Sons celebrate their 30 year anniversary along with special guests; The Brothers Cazimero, Ho'okena, Hapa, Na Kama, Daniel Ho & Herb Ohta, Jr., Hoku Zuttermeister, Barry Kimokeo, Aunty Genoa Keawe and Fiji. With hula by JeriLynn "Kealo" Koko, Mark Ho'omalu & the Academy of Hawaiian Arts, Chinky Mahoe & Halau Hula 'O Kawaili'ula, and Howard and Olana Ai & Halau Hula Olana. Tickets: $100. 4:30 p.m. doors open and buffet line starts, 5 p.m. show starts. Neal Blaisdell Center Arena. Tickets available at the Blaisdell Box Office and through all Ticketmaster outlets (www.ticketmaster.com). Taiko Festival - Jun. 24. Zenshin Daiko’s 7th Annual Taiko Festival. Award winning story teller Kathy Collins starts the evening with her alter ego "Tita" telling some of her favorite, classic Japanese stories in her own style. Zenshin Daiko perform new original pieces written by group members. The evening will culminate with the Los Angeles based On Ensemble, known for their unique and provocative taiko performances.Tickets: $15. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Fashion and Floral Extravaganza - July 22. One of the world’s top floral designers will team up with leading fashion designers for the 6th annual Maui Youth & Family Services "Growing Dreams" event. Paul Miller, AIFD, PFCI, Nature’s Flowers Creative Director, will present a floral design
demonstration in this year’s event titled "Celebrations in Bloom." A lively fashion show featuring Tamara Catz, Tommy Bahama, and fashions from "The Enchantress" will highlight the day, which also includes a silent auction and a gourmet luncheon. All proceeds from the event go to benefit Maui Youth & Family Services. Tickets: $100, $75. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, Wailea, 357-2282 or www.myfs.com.
EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., Hula Lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., Lei Making Class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian Hula Show; 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian Dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake;. Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesian; 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Lei Making Class. All shows free. Register to Vote - Through June 17. Support Maui with your vote and support Democracy in Action Marijuana Reform ordinances. 10,000 signatures needed by June to be ballot. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Road, (Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill). 579-8315.
FRIDAY, June 2 Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.
SATURDAY, June 3 Walk It - The 277-acre site, once slated for development as a destination golf course and resort, will be restored as an environmental, cultural, historic and educational treasure. Take a walk through it. Free. 9 a.m. For info and directions to a meeting place, call 244-5263. Foodraiser - Ali’i Kula Lavender will be on the scene offering up our delicious treats. Pony Rides, chef demonstrations, local produce, goat petting and lots of fun. $10 per car and any canned food donation. Food donations are to support the Maui Food Bank. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Surfing Goat Dairy, 878-2870.
SUNDAY, June 4 Pride Day - Pride Day kicks off with brunch, opening ceremonies and Hawaiian pride blessing, “drag” races, volleyball, pet parade, silent auction, BBQ dinner, sunset chant, and DJ Music throughout the day. Both Sides Now is a nonprofit organization dedicated to the education and celebration of gay lifestyles on Maui. Proceeds from this year's event will benefit The Human Rights Campaign (HRC) and the Youth of Maui. 10 a.m.-? Kalama Park, after-party at Hapa’s, www.mauigayinfo.com. Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, surf.song@verizon.net, 667-9513.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 31 “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare PatitifaHawaiian Melodies/Hula. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 8916770 ext. 2.
KEIKI Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35. After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the
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Thursday 06/01 Kilohana $5, 10pm
BOCALINO
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
CAFE MARC AUREL
Friday 06/02
Saturday 06/03
Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm
Ohana Groove $5, 10pm
Sweet Steel No cover, 7:30pm
28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
Sunday 06/04 DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm
Monday 06/05 – Wednesday 06/07 MON - DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -DJ Shark in the Water, $5, 9:30pm
Haiku Hillbillys No cover, 7:30pm
MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm
CASANOVA
Hip Hop, Techno, Trance 10pm
Lo-Boy $20, 10pm
Conscious Healing $10, 9:45pm
WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm
CHARLEY’S
Live Music
Hailu Hillbillys
Crazy Fingers
MON - Kanoa & Friends; WED - Liquid Lounge
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453
DON THE BEACHCOMBER
Lucid Fusion 9pm
Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611
HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB
WED - Lucid Fusion, 10:30pm
DJ King James & DJ Remeo
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
Conscious Healing
DJ LX, Mark EZ, H-Boogie
Teen Night
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations. Airplanes - Sat. First a short discussion of aerodynamics and airplanes. Then design an aircraft with natural items and found objects. Then, test the creations from the Nature Center balcony. Ages 5 years and older welcome. An accompanying adult is required. $14 (parent/child pai). 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Hawaii Nature Center, 875 Iao Valley Rd, 244-6500 ext 22. Weed Warriors - Sat. Maui Invasive Species Committee is looking for young adults, ages 14 and older, to help with real-life data collection and resource management. This time it’s a trip to cut alien pines in Haleakala National Park. Space is limited. 573-6472.
LECTURE Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 2421174. Website Security - Thu. The Chamber of Commerce Business Education Committee present Shane Bailey from Digital Network Services, the Chamber's webmaster, for information on Website Security. $10. 12-1 p.m. Chamber Conference Room, 315 Ano Street, Kahului, 8717711. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911. Workshop - Fri. George Darby and David Fisher will be going over legal issues that are critical for performing arts businesses in general, and in particular are relevant to taking advantage of Hawaii's generous tax credits for performing arts products. $25. 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Maui Small Business Development Center, Kihei, 875-2402.
Evolution No cover, 9pm
Cheryl Ray No cover, 9pm
ENVIRONMENTAL Haleakala - Fri. Star program, “Creations and Origins” , scientific theory combined with ancient mythology tell the story of the stars. 7:30-8:30 p.m. Hosmer Grove Campground, 572-4459. Haleakala - June 10-12. Volunteer in Haleakala Crater and stay at Holua Cabin. Participants will remove invasive species and tend nene habitat, with time for relaxation and photography or exploring. 248-7660 or www.fhnp.org
ART Kirk Kurokawa - Fri. Born and raised on Maui, local "phenom" artist Kirk Kurokawa demonstrates his high-realism oil painting techniques. 6:30-9 p.m. The Quan Gallery, Lahaina, 667-2757. Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street. 667-9194. Luminosity - Sat. Opening reception, eight Maui artists with a passion for color will make their first collaborative appearance in “Luminosity,” a exhibition that explores the visual phenomenon of “vanishing boundaries.” 6 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 572-5979. Carolyn Quan - Sat. Her love of nature, humanity, photography and design takes you on journey of beauty into each piece of work Carolyn Quan creates. Opening, 7 p.m. The Studio Maui, 575 9390 or www.thestudiomaui.com.
POETRY Poet’s Society - Thu. Maui Live Poets Society meets in Wailuku every first Thu. of the month for open poetry readings. 6:30-9 p.m. Wailuku Public Library, 661-0517.
Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.
Slammin’ - Tue & Wed. Kealoha, a two-time Wordstew poetry slam champion, is scheduled to be the featured performer for the HSPLS Young Adult Summer Reading Program at five public libraries on Maui and Molokai. Tue: 2:30 p.m. at Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766. 6:30 p.m. at Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950. Wed: 2:30 p.m. at Kahului Public Library, 873-3097. 6:30 p.m. at Makawao Public Library 573-8785.
Flower Essences - Sat. Learn how to fast track your emotional healing. Free. 9:30-11:30 a.m. The Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.
Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. For info, call 276-5467.
English as a Second Language - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.
POLITICAL
Dept. of Labor - Wed. "Department of Labor Orientation for New Employers" will be presented by Dawn Tanaka and Georget Shigezawa, specialists for Disability, Compensation Division, Department of Labor. 12-1:30 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 873-8247. Quickbooks - Wed. "QuickBooks for Small Business" offers hands-on computer training for beginners. 3-6 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 873-8247.
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MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Naughty Nellies, 9pm; WED - Dolla Balla w/DJ LX, 9pm
Gary Hooser - Thu. Gary Hooser, second-term Kaua’i State Senator and Democratic candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives, is holding a talk story community meeting. 6 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center, www.garyhooser.com.
Gina Martinelli 7pm
Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.
Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu., 5:30-8:30 p.m.; AnRil, Wed., 5:30-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.
Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.
Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.
Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.
Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477
Life on Maui - Sat & Tue. Hosted by Steven Freid. The intention of the show is to interview people who are doing interesting and exciting things on Maui. Sat, 11:30 a.m. Tue, 5 p.m. Channel 52, akaku.org.
Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.
DINNER MUSIC
WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.
WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Open mic night with Jim Freeborne on Sun. 7 p.m. to close. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Terrace Restaurant - Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.
TV/Radio
Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.
Talk Story - Mon.-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.
Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue;
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.
SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.
Thursday 06/01
Friday 06/02
Saturday 06/03
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394
JACQUES
DJ El Gato $5, 10pm
Live Entertainment 9pm
Da Hawaiians, 6pm
Kenny Roberts, 6pm
El Nino 6pm
The Dogg House 10pm
MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm
Party w/Q103 $6, 10pm
Sirus B. Posse 10pm
Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, 10pm
Adam Bowen 10pm
MON - The Edge, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm
TBA 10pm
Tom Cherry 10pm
Karaoke 9:30pm
Karaoke 9:30pm
Chad & Lake’s Ohana Jam 9pm
Rukus 9pm
Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony
MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm
Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm
Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm
MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
KIMO’S
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LIFE’S A BEACH
Rampage 9pm
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
Monday 06/05 – Wednesday 06/07
Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm
HORHITOS
LOBBY LOUNGE
Sunday 06/04
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.
CENTRAL MAUI
Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.
AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.
■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200
Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.
Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.
Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly. Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.
Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.
Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30
p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.
EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.
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■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.
SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Live music Toshomee 6:30 p.m. -9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s
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■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200
■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA
Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.
East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed
■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500
■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922
Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed
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Saturday 06/03
Sunday 06/04
Monday 06/05 – Wednesday 06/07
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888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S
Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm
Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm
WED - Karaoke, 9pm
Karaoke w/Laser No cover, 9pm
MANGO GRILL & BAR
2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali - 667-1929
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4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474
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Natural Vibes
900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S
844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
NEPTUNES
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555
DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm
DJ Tark No cover, 9pm
MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
Celtic Tigers, 7pm Dylan Donkin, 10pm
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MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Benoit Jazz; WED - TBA
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Erin Smith 9pm
Carroll Brothers 8pm
Jarod
Crunch Pups
Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am
DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom & Barry Flanigan, 8pm & Barry Flanigan, 8pm
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505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299
Barbarellatones 9pm
Battle of the Bands 9pm
Flava Zone 9pm
SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE
DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm
Backyard Party, No cover, 9pm
Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm
PARADICE BLUZ
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727
2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
MON - Erin Smith; WED - Catastrophic
Soprano Sunday 9pm
MON - Shake Your Heini, 9pm TUE - Techno Shoes w/ DJ EdV, 9pm; WED - Bamboo Station, 9pm
MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm
DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm
SPATS TRATTORIA
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WED - DJ Nick, $5, 10pm
Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
Erin Smith 9:30pm
Kenny Roberts No cover, 9:30pm
Ken Rovack & Freedom $3, 9pm
El Dogg $3, 9pm
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) If you’re planning on cutting something out of your life—be it smoking or an unhealthy relationship or ice cream—forget doing it gradually. Trust me on this. Either you want the thing in your life or you don’t. If you can’t make the decision to eliminate it 100%, you won’t be able to cut it down 10%, so why bother trying? You’ll just piss people off for no reason. So, that’s the deal. It’s all or nothing on this one—no in-betweens. Which, my dear, would you prefer?
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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Believe it or not, the world is conspiring in some very subtle ways to curb you Virgos. All anyone has to do to prevent you from getting anywhere is to keep you busy with stuff that really doesn’t matter. As long as you’re actively getting something done, you’re usually pretty happy, even if your accomplishments don’t ultimately get you any closer to your real goals. I’ve seen Virgos waste years of their lives helping other people realize their dreams while doing virtually nothing to further their own. Be honest with yourself. Then make the changes that’ll ensure that at least 51% of your best time and energy is devoted to what you want and need and dream about.
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This week I’m trying to teach Scorpios an impossible lesson: how to be optimists. That’s something I’ve never had to school you on, exactly. Where you fall short, sometimes, is by not setting your hopes and aspirations high enough. Sure, higher hopes means occasionally devastating disappointments instead of simply mild ones. But I’m sick of you being just simply more mediocre than you ought to be. You’re supposed to (and able to) shine! Start by making your dreams ambitious enough to truly be worthy of someone like you. People who’ve struggled through hard experiences usually come out the other side stronger and more resolved and determined than ever. That’s almost always the case with you Capricorns, but I have seen it happen that an unexpected defeat, failure, or mistake can throw you guys for a loop that takes months to come out of. Don’t let that happen next time around. This week, stretch—physically and spiritually. The goal is to start improving your elasticity and flexibility— the better to bounce back the next time life tosses you to the ground.
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Librans love comfort and adore popularity. Unfortunately, this week may force you to choose between the two. I don’t envy you the kind of little choices you’ll have to face over the next chapter, constantly evaluating what you’ll sacrifice and what you’ll get for whatever you give up. It’s a tricky situation for anyone, but eventually it boils down to this: Do you want your life to be easy and comfortable, if a bit lonely? Or would you rather suffer and strive, just to be surrounded by people who respect you (but may or may not actually like you)?
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) What do you expect? Beat up your body and you’ll get sick. Stomp on a relationship and it’ll fall apart. Do a half-ass job and you’ll lose your job. You understand and believe in these concepts, right? So why do you sometimes have a hard time believing in their opposites? Eat well and sleep enough and you’ll be healthy. Nurture your relationship with respect and affection and it’ll be solid and dependable. Rock out at work and you’ll be rewarded. While not all of these things (positive or negative) are true all the time, most of them are true most of the time.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Sometimes you want to be wrapped up safe, as snug as a babe in Mama’s arms. Other times that very same treatment would have you feeling terrified and claustrophobic and ultimately running for the hills. Sometimes it feels as if there’s no pleasing you—even when you’re the one trying! This week may be one of those frustrating weeks where you don’t quite know what you want, or how to make yourself happy. Don’t freak out. Instead of trying to figure out what’ll work (a hopeless task, at the moment), concentrate on the present moment, whatever it is, and simply doing your best to enjoy that.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You’re a natural leader—until you burn out. You take on too much (or fail to refuse too many burdens), and you collapse under the pressure. What’s important is that you get back up and don’t become a shrinking violet as a result of your negative experience. The next time around, you learn from your mistakes: don’t put yourself in a position to bark out orders when you’re prone to laryngitis, for example. Bottom line is: first accept that you have limitations. Then gracefully accept those limitations. Then, and only then, try to—carefully and wisely—transcend them.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I’ve never met an especially gullible Taurus. It’s not that you’re overly suspicious, either. You just take your time deciding whether someone’s worthy of your trust. It’s that patience that will benefit you this week, as nothing will be especially clear, either way. I urge you not to reach any conclusions yet, although you ought to feel free to develop your ideas about the situation. Your chain may indeed be getting yanked. But this could also be for real. Only time will tell, and only if you give it time. Jump to conclusions now and you may soon regret them. CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM
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Number of Mind Erasers I had with Sonja on Sunday night, after we clearly stated to each other that we only wanted to go out for one, maybe two cocktails. But as it happened, we both got caught up in the moment—actually, several moments, including that one time a Jurassic-sized cockroach that flew into my cleavage—warranting a quick erasing of memory with said cocktail. And then another of same cocktail to erase the feeling of tiny roach legs scampering across my tender bosomy flesh.
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Number of minutes I spent watching 23 CSI episodes in three days. You see for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to rent the first season on Netflix but then I started house-sitting for some friends who happen to have a big-screen projector in their living room and I kinda thought it would be a shame to waste it on a television series so the logical thing to do would be to drink a lot of coffee I mean a LOT of coffee and spend the whole weekend powering through all those crime scenes and dead bodies and maggots and ha ha it really wasn’t so bad and hey what’s that noise?
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Number of student loan payments I have left before it’s finally paid off. Yeah, that’s 21 years of paying for a science degree I’m not currently using. But hey, talking about the sex lives of cephalopods is big at the bars so I guess it’s all worth it.
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Number of purple garments I spotted people wearing at the Ali’i Lavender Kula Farm on Sunday. And I’m talking about people who weren’t actually employed by the lavender farm. You know, I went up initially thinking it would be a sufficiently calm and peaceful getaway for me to do some much-neglected personal writing. But the purple-people were loudly ebullient in their praise for how calm and peaceful upcountry (seemingly) is.
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Number of years I studied Spanish in grade school. Also the number of prefabricated Spanish sentences I can actually speak now, with some difficulty. My mother tells me I was fluent when I was quite young. I was even the lead in our fifth grade Spanish play of “Little Red Riding Hood.” And yet, somehow having to utilize my education in the real world scared that fluency right outta me. And now I could more easily recite the words to “All I Need” by Jack Wagner than any pertinent vocabulary words in Spanish.
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Number of Google hits I got for the words “Samantha Campos, Brussels sprouts.” Amongst the convoluted info I discovered about “bold broccoli, lanky lettuce and courageous cauliflower” was this obscurely pertinent sentence on a UK TV Guide: “For Boxing Day, Gary suggests original ways to use up the remains of the Christmas pudding and Brussels sprouts…”
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Number of minutes I spent driving around Central Maui looking for an open taqueria at 8 p.m. Tuesday. Doesn’t this seem odd to you? I mean, the very nature of taquerias states that they must serve heaping plates of mammoth burritos, steaming Spanish rice and stale tortilla chips into the wee hours of the morn— or at the very least, 9 frickin’ p.m. Right?
Okay. Not many people can say this, but we at the DK Levin Company actually ENJOY doing tax returns. The forms. The worksheets. All that complex math and figures. It may not make sense, but it’s true. We’d like NOTHING better than to sit down with you and go over your W-2’s and 1099’s and other tax information. Then you can go home and we’ll get down to the fun stuff. email: Web:
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Approximate number of miles on my Jeep before it blew up in flames. It also seems to be how many days it’ll take for me to collect my insurance money and get a new ride. Not that I’m anxious or impatient or anything, or that I don’t simply love staring at the heartbreaking heap of molten metal in my driveway every morning I leave for work. No, really, I’m fine—thanks for asking.
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264-8263 1995 Main St. Suite 2-0, Wailuku on the corner of Main and Market, upstairs
Also featuring hot stones, body scrubs & masks.
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Lindsey 808-385-8000
FOR YOUR HEALTH & WELL BEING
BARBARA WILLIAMS
875-2081 MAT #7179
BOOK YOUR AD TODAY! Call 244-0777 by 4 pm on Monday to get your ad in Maui Time Weekly!
Brand New Wailuku Studio For Rent! • Nice New Unit with Hardwood Floors • Only 4 Houses from the Ocean! • A/C, Utilities, Cable, & Hi-Speed Internet (plug-in & wireless included!) • Full Kitchen w/ dishwasher, microwave, ceiling fan, washer/dryer, disposal
Telephone with FREE Long Distance INCLUDED!!!
No Smoking, $975 plus $475 available June 1st - Call 283-0512 MAUI TIME WEEKLY
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46 North Market Street, Wailuku
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Dr. Robert Ley
Burton Feinerman, M.D. Cosmetic Dermatology
HIGH VISIBILITY! LOW COSTS! BACK SIDE CLASSIFIEDS WORK! CALL (808) 661-3786 for complete details!
South Kihei 1 bed/1 bath condo. Totally remodeled. 1 block to Kamaole One beach $279,000
Spinal Trauma and Orthopedic Injuries Automobile and Occupational Injuries Chronic Neck and Back Pain Shoulder, Knee, and Hip Pain Accepting most insurance plans, including
HMSA, UHA, Tri-West, No Fault, Work Comp
874-5141
Located in Kukui Mall
1819 S. Kihei Road Kukui Mall, Kihei
1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 874-5141
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MAUI’S BIGGEST & BEST GAMING CENTER!
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STICKERS FOR BANDS! 1,000 full color sticker special $239. We do
PC Gaming-XBox 360s-Gamecube-PS2-52” HDTV’s-Vintage Arcade Games-Open Late Every Night! VERSUS located in Azeka Shopping Center, Kihei, 891-2005 www.versusonline.net
custom stickers. TheBumpersticker.com 1877-873-9626. (AAN CAN)
LOOKING FOR COLLECTABLE OLD STAMPS?
West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2006. For reservations call 877-7005
Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special!
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glass tints. etc. http://19DOLLARGLASSES.COM. (AAN CAN)
HIGHEST CASH DOLLARS We sell for you on EBAY! for your cameras, ukuleles, big diamonds, fine watches, Hawaiiana, musical instruments, fine jewelry, & gold. Kamaaina Loan 242-5555
Web Auctions Hawaii 242-4567
We’ve got Maui’s Best Selection and Lowest Prices. Also Collectable Old Coins, Sports Memorabilia and Flags From Around the World. Island Coins & Stamps, Wharf Cinema Center, 3rd Floor, Lahaina, 667-6155
ADULT MODELS WANTED Men & Women, 18+ Visit us at hawaiianstyleproductions.com
On The UPside with TERI MAUI’S HOTTEST “CALL-IN” RADIO PROGRAM Tune in every FRIDAY at our NEW TIME *NOON* on KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 808-2427800.
June 1st
RETRO Thursday w/ DJ Zeek
June 2nd
Love n’ Light w/ DJ Mark Grant
$
50 FISHING ACTION!
GAIL McCLARY, MAT #5266
PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE THERAPY WARM TOWELS, HOT STONES AND AROMA THERAPY INCLUDED IN EACH MASSAGE
STOP WISHIN’ & GO FISHIN’
Massage Packages & Gift Certificates Available
264-9999 June 3nd
Flint Beach Party w/ DJ LX, Mark EZ & H-Boogie
42’ BERTRAM SPORTFISHERS
RATED #1
Two Locations Wailuku
June 3rd
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Maui: (808) 667-2774
Kihei
June 4th
KONA: (808) 327-1265
June 5th
June 6th
ULTRA DOLLA Orgasmic FAB W/ BOLLA Party w/ DRINKS DJ DJ Grammy Nominee SKINNY w/DJ LX, Markez, and Boogie Raphael Willie K GUY Man Productions
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