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COVER STORY 10 • Right Moratorium Time? now the County of Maui is allowing massive commerical and residential construction in West Maui, while new roads to handle their traffic remain at least a decade away.

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BETTER KNOW A CANDIDATE

BY COREY NIELSEN COREY@MAUITIME.COM

Nestor Garcia RUNNING FOR: U.S. Congress, 2nd District

I backed the Akaka Bill. It went down in flames, but I backed it. I see Hawaiians with health problems, their land taken.

I’ve always felt we should do something.

It’s not much, though, compared to what was taken.

OCCUPATION: Honolulu City Councilman MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Why should people vote for you?

NESTOR GARCIA: I’m the kind of guy who likes to take risks. For example, as a state representative, I supported same-sex marriage in a district heavily populated by Filipinos, the majority of whom are Catholic. I supported treatment for first-time, nonviolent drug offenders instead of jail. I also pushed for a raise of the excise tax for mass transit, which is not recommended, by the way. I like to get involved in the mix. People need to understand that the decisions we make today will affect us for years to come. They will affect how others see us and how we see ourselves. Some people can’t see past their own busy lives to make a difference. I want to make a difference.

What’s the biggest problem facing your district?

Education. Congressional District 2 has two-and-a-half times more kids receiving Title I assistance (which provides food assistance for lowincome families). Education, though, is only a symptom of the struggle.

Economy and jobs are maybe the real root of it. We need to create quality jobs. The environment is another issue—they’re all related. Oil, global warming. But I really think education

What about the Superferry?

Infrastructure: is it there to support it?

What about the harbors? Not just the physical, but the human infrastructure.

Who’s going to collect the trash? Who’s going to put out the fires, etc.? We need to consider these things.

George W. Bush?

is number one. When you’re poor, you’re not given much hope. You should see where I grew up. You wouldn’t want to walk around where I grew up. But I’m an example that with an education you can make it.

What do you intend to do about this?

We need to reduce spending on the war in Iraq. We need an increase in alternate energy sources. There are four military bases being built in Iraq right now.

Permanent bases. Serious installations.

Why are these being built if we’re supposedly leaving? Nobody is leaving. We really need to push for alternative energy.

What are your feelings on Hawaiian Sovereignty?

EH BRAH!

[Shaking head slowly from side to side] I have the opposite opinion of our governor, who recently called him “one of the best presidents ever.” Exactly the opposite opinion.

nonviolent offenders.

What’s the most difficult thing that ever happened to you?

I guess I haven’t lived long enough to say something like that. Probably growing up in a single-parent household, growing up on welfare.

What’s the last book you read?

I’m still reading it. It’s a book about [Theodore] Roosevelt’s trip to chart a river in South America after a political loss. I believe it’s called River of Doubt. It reminds me of what I like about politics. I want to go to uncharted territory.

What’s your favorite thing about Maui?

The people.

C’mon!

Land development?

Smart growth. I want you to Google “smart growth” and you’ll understand what I mean. We need transportation between where people live, work and play.

Well, the physical beauty is always there. But everyone told me that I’d meet a lot of good people campaigning out here, and I’m finding that to be true. MTW

Tourism?

We are right at capacity. Hoteliers will back me up on this. Yes, old time hoteliers will tell you we can’t take much more.

Again, the infrastructure. Roads, sewage, human infrastructure, are all at capacity.

We’ll need more cops, more state government workers.

Sit t on n it t today,, Sleep p on n it t tonight

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes out to the five donkeys who lined up to watch me back my brandnew truck into one of those three-foot yellow cement poles outside a convenience store. Yeah, I know I’m pretty stupid for not seeing a bright neon pole, but you five obviously could. In fact, it looked to me like all of you anticipated my grand collision and stood around just to watch the impact. You clearly thought it was hilarious when it did happen, and laughed and laughed as you went back to work. Here’s a thought—next time you see somebody like me doing something stupid like that, how about yelling out a warning?

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JUNE 22, 2006

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BY TED RALL TED@MAUITIME.COM

How Did You Vote on the War, Daddy?

Pro-war pols don’t deserve a political future

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The congressmen and senators who lined up to cast their yeas and nays on Oct. 11, 2002 knew that they were casting one of the most, if not the most, important votes of their political careers. Public Law 107-243, 116 Stat. 1497-1502, the result of the vote to authorize the Bush Administration to attack Iraq, would have incalculable moral, economic and geopolitical implications for the long-term future of the United States.

But not every congressman put the interests of his country ahead of his career prospects. With George W. Bush still riding high in the polls less than a year after 9/11, it took courage and foresight—the ability to see a future in which the public would sour on Bush and his wars—to defy him.

As is often the case during times of crisis, when history tests the mettle of men and women, courage and foresight were in short supply. Fewer than a third—156 out of 529—dared vote no.

Four years later, the Iraq war resolution reads like a classic of embarrassingly brazen propaganda. It says that Iraq posed a “threat to the national security of the United States,” something that anyone with access to a map knew couldn’t possibly be true. It includes the debunked statements that Iraq had “a significant chemical and biological weapons capability” and was “actively seeking a nuclear weapons capability.”

It’s obvious to the 59 percent of Americans who think the war was a mistake that the 296 representatives and 77 senators who voted for this ridiculous tripe showed a spectacular lack of good judgment. As a result, nearly 2500 American troops are dead.

So are 200,000 Iraqis. Between 18,000 and 48,000 U.S. troops have been

wounded. We have no idea how many Iraqis have been crippled.

Nearly $300 billion— more than 100 times the total amount spent to protect American cities from another 9/11—has been wasted.

This mess was predictable. In fact, I predicted it. So did many others. Still, the 374 politicians who voted for the war can reasonably argue, this dismal outcome wasn’t set in stone.

Only a total idiot, however, could have bought the most bald-faced lie in the 2002 war resolution: conflating Iraq with the 9/11 terrorists. Accusing Iraq of “continuing to aid and harboring terrorist organizations” like Al Qaeda, the resolution contains 19 variants of the word “terrorism” and 10 references to “September 11, 2001.” But Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Now that the political winds have changed, our wormy “leaders” are backing away from having voted for the war in October 2002.

“If Congress had been asked [to authorize the war], based on what we know now, we never would have agreed,” probable 2008 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton backtracked in a fundraising letter to Democrats. “Americans should argue about the war,” now allows John McCain, a slimy Republican who argued on the Senate floor in 2002 that “giving peace a chance only gives Saddam Hussein more time to prepare for war.”

Hecklers are tormenting Clinton and McCain at campaign appearances with reminders of their pro-war votes. “I think I was wrong to vote for the war,” admits

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But war is so pretty!

John Edwards, who will probably watch 2008 from the sidelines in preparation for a run in 2012 or 2016.

Second-tier Democratic hopeful Mark Warner, reflecting the militant moderation of state-controlled media, warns against speaking ill of the politically braindead: “I don’t think any U.S. senator, regardless of party, if they had known there weren’t WMD, that we were going to get selected leaks, I don’t think they would have voted for it. Second-guessing people who made a valiant attempt at judgment is not where I am at.”

It ought to be. Our elected representatives are paid to make the right choices for our country and its future. They deserve to be held accountable when they fail to measure up. Especially when it’s important. Especially when it’s easy to make “a valiant attempt at judgment.”

On Oct. 11, 2002, 156 congressmen and senators stood up for decency and common sense. The others, who proved they were too stupid and short-sighted to do the right thing when it counted, should resign. They don’t deserve our votes, much less a shot at the White House.

MTW

LC Watch Bad Date For the most part, it’s easy to see why most establishments that find themselves in the I-sold-alcohol-to-aminor hot seat at a liquor control Adjudication Board hearing are facing the music. A clerk never carded a customer or a bartender just gave a careless glance at an ID—you can argue over the merits of the law, but the violations are clear. But every once in a while, a case goes before the board that is so petty it borders on the ridiculous.

The case against Lamont’s, a small retail store in the lobby of the Hyatt Regency, is one such case. On Aug. 5, 2005 at about 8:20 at night, Lamont’s got busted for selling a six-pack of Bacardi Silver 03 malt liquor to a minor decoy working for the LC. According to Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jeffrey Temas, the minor walked up to the cash register with the booze. The clerk then asked the minor for her ID, which she handed over.

Because Lamont’s has a cash register that requires the customer’s date of birth for all alcohol sales, the clerk then punched in the minor’s birthday. And here’s where things went sour for Lamont’s. According to the LC’s reports on the matter, the clerk entered Dec. 2, 1966 as the birthday and rang up the sale.

Which would have been great, except the minor’s birthday was actually Dec. 2, 1986. Had the clerk entered that birthday into the register, it would have froze up. When interviewed later by the investigating LC officer, the clerk said she didn’t know why she entered 1966 as the minor’s year of birth, though she seemed sure that’s what the ID said.

Unlike many other cases that go before the board, Lamont’s clerk seemed to have tried to do the right thing. She actually carded the minor and attempted to input the correct date of birth into her cash register— not simply punch in 1-1-1-1-11 to speed the customer through like so many other clerks apparently do.

Still, Lamont’s didn’t try to fight the case. Pleading no contest to a single charge of selling alcohol to a minor, they wound up with a $2,000 fine, $500 of which was suspended pending no further such violations for a year.

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Though not party to the University of Hawai’i’s decision to drop three genetically modified taro patents, the proHawaiian culture, antiGMO decision will bring enough bad publicity to the biotech industry to drop mighty Monsanto a notch or two. Even more impressive, Tesoro moves way up this week on word that one of its storage tanks caught fire on Oahu. This fire shows Tesoro Hawai’i’s amazing power and influence, because it threatens the state’s sole—that is, only— provider of liquid asphalt. Back in April, when the company ran out of liquid asphalt, the state didn’t do repair work that month. Now, according to a state transportation official quoted in the June 14 Honolulu StarBulletin, the state only had enough asphalt on hand to do road paving work through June 16. After that, “we’ll wait and see,” he said. MTW

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What she didn’t say: Not to put too fine a point on Bush’s decision to preserve the islands—it’s a great victory to all of us, not merely Lingle who has advocated some kind of preservation— but Lingle’s use of the word “seamless” is a bit problematic. According to the June 16, 2006 Honolulu Advertiser, at least some Native Hawaiians are perturbed at the new ban on taking fish out of the monument, even if it was caught by Hawaiians engaging in sustenance fishing. “The access rights we’re talking about is to feed our family,” Native Hawaiian activist Walter Ritte told the Advertiser. “On the one hand, it’s like a natural hatchery up there so we get more food down here, but they should have the option for Hawaiians to collect from the sea. They need to recognize our rights.”

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Huge news this week for all you Mazie Hirono fans out there. The former lieutenant governor who got beaten by Linda Lingle in the 2002 governor’s race, Hirono is just one of many, many candidates fighting for U.S. Congressman Ed Case’s 2nd District seat. Somebody powerful must have noticed her, because EMILY’s List—the pro-choice, 100,000 member political action committee—just endorsed her.

“She has the political experience and the dedication to her work to fight for what is best for her community,” EMILY’s List President Ellen R. Malcolm said in a press release. “[S]he is our best opportunity to retain this historically Democratic seat. EMILY’s List recognizes the importance of this race, and our membership will lend all its considerable strength to seeing that Mazie Hirono is victorious.” This is a big deal not only because the 2nd District is an open congressional seat that has to stay Democratic if that party wants to end Republican rule over the House of Representatives.

See, EMILY’s List doesn’t mess around. If their polling shows that Hirono is likely to win the Democratic Primary—and it does—then you can pretty much take it to the bank because EMILY’s List isn’t known for just throwing around money.

Today the guy who’s running for U.S. Senator against fellow Democrat Daniel Akaka—U.S Representative Ed Case (D, 2nd District)—voted with 255 other representatives—the vast majority of whom were Republicans—to approve House Resolution 861, which among other things “declares that it is not in the national security interest of the United States to set an arbitrary date for the withdrawal or redeployment of United States Armed Forces from Iraq” and that “the United States will prevail in the Global War on Terror, the noble struggle to protect freedom from the terrorist adversary.” The resolution is non-binding, but it forms a critical part of the Republican’s master plan to retain control over the U.S. Congress. Practically drowning with patriotic glory and jingo fever, the resolution proudly shouts to the world that the U.S. will never back down in Iraq, even though the Pentagon is right now this second working out the final details on withdrawing most— but not quite all—of the American soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines currently fighting in Iraq. They should announce the plans sometime before the big vote in November.

This way the GOP can trumpet steadfast resolve, even as the generals are heading for the exits. And thanks to guys like Ed Case, the Republicans can call the whole thing “bipartisan.”

THURSDAY, June 15 I’m not really sure, since all the details aren’t in yet, but given today’s very preliminary news reports and headlines, I think President George W. Bush’s decision to designate the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands as a National Monument—which will restrict access and end all fishing in the environmentally delicate region—is the first thing he’s done since he took office in 2001 that isn’t stupid, evil, corrupt, moronic, stupid, anti-democratic, tyrannical, idiotic, stupid, poorly-articulated or all of the above. But like I said, all the details aren’t in yet.

SATURDAY, June 17 Ahhh… Ed Case. Fascinating guy.

Looking over his 2006 Congressional Report—the glossy full color flyer he sends out every year—“prepared, published and mailed at taxpayer expense”—to tell us what a great U.S. Representative he is.

Bulleted under the headline “109th Congress (2005-2006) Highlights,” Case listed a modest 60 of his “efforts,” including but not limited to “Advocated for full federal funding of state and local homeland security obligations,” “Sought adequate funding of veterans obligations,” “Opposed use of [Social Security] trust fund for non-Social Security purposes” and “Opposed unauthorized and warrantless wiretapping/surveillance of American

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citizens.” Yeah, these things are all great, but don’t they fall under the bare minimal obligations of our nation’s elected representatives? Do we pat the judge on the back when he boasts that never in all his years on the bench did he ever send a man he knew to be innocent to the gas chamber? We’re happy for him, but we also expect such behavior from every man and woman who wears the black robe. Then why should we cheer Case when he says he “opposed” illegal wiretapping by the National Security Agency or “advocated” that the federal government spend all the money it said it was going to spend on protecting its citizens?

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MONDAY, June 19 Okay, maybe I’m coming down a bit hard on Congressman Case. He did oppose any oil drilling in Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR)— something Senator Akaka has long supported and voted for. And he’s tried to get the federal government to investigate Big Oil for alleged “monopolistic behavior and gas price gouging.” No way the Bush Administration is going to all any real snooping around that, but still, it was a nice gesture. And he’s voted against raising the debt ceiling—a routine move in the Congress whereby a bunch of supposed “fiscally conservative” Republican representatives get together and vote to spend more money than they’re legally allowed.

Oh, what’s this—Case’s Highlights brochure also says he’s “appeared in national media in D.C., New York, Chicago and elsewhere to focus attention on [the] budget crisis.” National media?!

What a brave guy, being so willing to go on coast-to-coast television to tell the American people that we’re in a budget crisis. Love him or hate him, you can’t question that he’s U.S. Senate material.

TUESDAY, June 20 Hey, today’s online Pacific Business News says gas prices are dropping! In fact, the price of crude oil has dropped to less than $69 a barrel, which in turn has driven down prices at Maui’s pumps to something insane like $3.61 a gallon. How utterly glorious.

Anthony Pignataro does not eat cold eels and but does occasionally think distant thoughts. MTW

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A 5-year-old boy in Broward County, Fla., preparing to enter kindergarten, is believed by genderidentity experts to be the youngest kid in the country whose family supports his decision to live completely as the other sex (according to a May profile in New Times Broward-Palm Beach).

The parents doubt that the unnamed now-girl (dubbed “Nicole Anderson” in the article) is “just going through a phase,” because of “her” early, constant, and insistent female preferences and comments, e.g., “I want the fairy princess to come and make my penis into a vagina.”

BRIGHT IDEAS New Scientist magazine reported in May that the Pentagon’s cuttingedge research agency, DARPA, was considering a human-launching device that works like a cannon, to blast special-forces troops (and maybe firefighters and police officers) at just the right trajectory so that they land on hard-to-reach locations, such as rooftops.

THE CONTINUING CAMPAIGN TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT The principal of Liberty Elementary School in Colleyville, Texas, authorized an enlarged photo of a nickel on this year’s yearbook cover, but with “In God We Trust” deleted so as not to cause offense— but then handed out stickers with those four words so that students could place them on the cover photo if they wished. And a British government agency recently decided to spend the equivalent of $33 million over 10 years to encourage women and minorities to become fishermen

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friend of mine calls them the “official birds of West Maui.” There’s at least one in Ka’anapali, but you can find a whole nest of them on North Beach.

Bright yellow with long necks and immense beaks that sweep over the land, they’re clearly visible from Honoapi’ilani Highway between the Ka’anapali Beach Resort and that giant pink ziggurat otherwise known as the Embassy Vacation Resort. Of course, I’m talking about the cranes slowly erecting West Maui’s latest hotels and condominiums—they may not actually be alive, but lately they sure seem to reproduce themselves as fast as the birds they resemble.

West Maui is changing—possibly more dramatically than ever before. Intense demand for vacations and housing is pushing new home and resort construction all over the island, but it’s in West Maui where the delicate balance between private development and public infrastructure is boiling over.

You can get a taste of it today at Kapalua Airport. Standing in the parking lot and looking down towards the ocean, you can see what will become the Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s vaunted Pulelehua project.

Off to the left, next to a gulch that looks a lot greener on the pretty Dover, Kohl & Partners master plan illustration than in real life, will be the new elementary school. While Maui Land is donating the 13 acres of land beneath the school and kicking in $2.4 million for its construction, state officials have said it won’t get built until around 2011. When it opens, the kids will have postcard views of Lanai, Honokowai and, once those cranes building Intrawest’s 700 new condos are gone, the North Beach and Ka’anapali resorts.

On the right, alongside and wrapping around the airport’s western edge, will be a lot of new open space and trails. They will provide unparalleled views of Molokai, to say nothing of inter-island commuter planes landing at Kapalua. Since there are only a couple dozen takeoffs and landings each day, hikers will be able to enjoy their strolls reasonably

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And in the center, fanning out from the airport to the highway, will be the homes. Lots of homes—882 to be exact, half of which are slated to be affordable to working-class people—lined up on lots of brand new streets. Assuming Maui Land continues to get its permits approved, in 2009 new residents will be able to gaze out their windows at the ocean, the glorious West Maui sunset and, if projections from a few local citizens hold, a virtual used car lot on what locals like to call Honoapi’ilani Highway.

Though the Maui Planning Commission put a few “conditions” on the project, on June 19, 2006 they sidestepped calls to sit on Pulelehua—and all new West Maui development—until new infrastructure like additional schools and roads get built.

“Please do not allow this project to proceed without… a requirement that a school, as well as measures to improve traffic, be in place before any construction can commence,” former Maui Planning Commissioner Louise Ross wrote in a June 1, 2006 letter to the current commissioners.

“It is unfortunate that the two massive projects presently underway on North Beach, were allowed to proceed without requiring the developers to participate in sewage treatment plant improvements and traffic abatement measures. Please do not allow these problems to compound by allowing this new project to be built without imposing the above conditions.”

Most of the people who spoke at the June 19 Pulelehua hearing supported the project, touting the promised affordable homes that would make half the housing. Some openly mentioned they worked for Maui Land & Pineapple, and at least one wore her snappy red Kapalua Land Co. polo shirt. But retired Maui Community College professor Dick Mayer—who is also a member of the Maui General Plan Advisory Committee (GPAC), which is charged trashing out a new general plan for the entire island—asked that the commission kill Pulelehua and every other West Maui project it sees.

“You haven’t assessed the impact on West Maui infrastructure,” he warned the panel. “There are many, many roads that need to be built.”

Earlier this month, Mayer and 18 of his GPAC panelists voted to send a strongly worded letter to all Maui County Councilmembers and Planning Commissioners saying much the same thing and asking that they halt further development approvals until work onWest Maui infrastructure begins.

Citing an alleged Open Meetings Act violation at that GPAC hearing, the county’s attorneys have prevented county officials from getting the GPAC letter. But at the June 19 Pulelehua hearing, Commissioner Jonathan Starr agreed with just about everything Mayer said.

Calling the project “the wrong time and the wrong place” for affordable housing, he made a motion that his colleagues turn down the project entirely.

“Until we catch up in terms of planning,” he said, “we should allow GPAC to do its work.”

Just one of Starr’s colleagues agreed with him and his motion ended up dying. But his recommendation for a moratorium—a dead halt in what has been an inexorable march to a mythical land known in developer circles as “build-out”—is neither new nor particularly radical.

Once derided as unrealistic, especially when skyrocketing real estate values make it nearly impossible for working people to buy their own home, a moratorium may be Maui’s last hope to stay Maui.

That’s because Pulelehua is just one part—a considerable part, but a part nonetheless—of a problem that spans the Westside. According to numbers crunched by Mayer, of the 20,553 housing units already committed for Maui—thus not including Pulelehua, which hasn’t yet earned final approval—an astonishing 7,483 of them will go up in West Maui.

It’s a major increase in the Westside’s size and population. And while it’s less than the 8,512 getting built in Central Maui, it’s still an immensely high number for a region restricted to a single road in and out of town. And that’s not going to change for at least another decade— assuming the state ponies up the estimated $100 million it would take to build a Lahaina Bypass.

Yet the homebuilding goes on. Since a great many people work in West Maui but live elsewhere, the rest of island will reap the benefits of this planning imbalance.

“No one has really wanted to make a good assessment of what is needed in West Maui,” Mayer told me. “Unless this is done, people won’t be able to live here. Young people can get jobs, but they can’t live here. What’s the road through Olowalu and Ukumehame going to look like?”

West Maui has been a decade away from a Lahaina Bypass for the last 20 years. To its credit, earlier this year Maui Land helped start “Bypass Now,” a group dedicated to push for some kind of alternative road in and out of Lahaina. While laudable, land developers like Maui Land also take advantage of the uniquely permissive Maui planning world.

On the mainland, developers have to pay substantial “impact fees” if they want approval for the big residential and commercial projects. The logic is that the company that stands to profit from bringing so many new people into an area should have to pay to alleviate the corresponding drain on the public infrastructure. As a result, developers routinely pay traffic fees, school fees, sewage fees, water fees and even “community benefit” fees.

Maui’s different. Here, land developers don’t have to pay very many fees to get their projects approved. Those fees they do pay tend to be, as Dick Mayer put it, “a joke.”

For instance, take the $2.4 million Maui Land & Pineapple is giving over for the new elementary school in Pulelehua. That’s great and all, but new elementary schools cost about $35 million—more than $100 million if you want a high school—which means the developer is contributing a little less than seven percent of the cost. This, at a time when it seems everyone, including Maui Land, acknowledges that Lahaina schools are already overcrowded.

It’s not really fair to bash MLP for this, since they’re only doing what the county asks them to do. But that may change: county officials have long talked of asking developers to pay more impact fees for the traffic their projects inevitably cause.

For the last few years, a plan to charge developers a fee per every new housing unit or 1,000 square feet of commercial space based on projected increased traffic and highway expansion costs has floated around the county

council. As it is, the plan is flawed, most notably because it’s wildly favorable to West Maui developers: a company building a new hotel in Ka’anapali would be hit with a $5,957 per new room charge, while the same developer building the same hotel in Wailea would have to pay $14,670 per room.

“I’m told that there are and there are not traffic impact fees,” said Sharyn Matin, an attorney and founder of the non-profit organization West Maui Preservation Association (WMPA). “It’s up and down.

Everywhere in the world you have to pay impact fees.

The county may not be able to charge you, but I can.”

Matin may be on to something. Last year WMPA— pronounced “Wompa”—forced developer Intrawest to pay small but significant impact fees for its 700-unit condo complex in North Beach.

She did so by “intervening” in the case—legally standing for people, like herself, who live near the project—to get Intrawest to pay attention to the increased traffic and potential environmental harm the project was going to cause. On Feb. 2, 2005, Intrawest and WMPA settled out of court.

The developer agreed to build a number of pedestrian bridges to protect the shrubbery and delicate sand dunes along the shore—“the only bit of history we have left showing what the beach was like pre-development,” said Matin. They also said there would be no pile driving at the construction site.

She also got Intrawest to agree to pay $2.5 million in traffic impact fees, some of which will go towards synchronizing the lights along Honoapi’ilani Highway.

And there’s a smaller “community benefit impact fee” that will “manage and distribute funds for projects benefiting he community of West Maui.”

Still, these are stopgap measures. Many thousands of new residents from all the new residential, hotel and commercial development will pour onto West Maui’s already clogged roads, which in turn will routinely back up traffic clear to the Pali. It’s happening now, and with the recent Pulelehua approval, any hope of alleviating it seems a distant dream. MTW

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Scoping the menu, I found a bountiful selection of preparations ranging from “Evil Prince” (chicken, beef or shrimp with bamboo shoots, basil, coconut milk and red curry paste over shredded cabbage) to “Crispy Cornish Game Hen” (one pound whole Game hen, herb marinated and deep fried served with sweet chili sauce). They also serve plenty of soups, salads, noodle and rice dishes, as well as seafood and vegetarian options.

To my pleasant surprise, there are about 20 items in this category and not all of them were based around tofu. Alright!

I started with a large Singha beer ($7.50) and vegetarian Thai spring rolls ($7.95). The spring rolls were crispy fried and filled with long rice noodles, cabbage, carrots and onion.

They came with lettuce, mint, cucumber and a really good pineapple sweet and sour sauce that had ground peanuts. So tasty, and available with chicken, too.

There’s a little note on the bottom of the Maui Thai menu warning customers that the chef’s idea of hot is pretty damn hot, so if you want to be

spicy, it’s best to try out the medium before you get ahead of yourself. I, of course, love all things spicy, but I heeded their warning once I had decided on the sautéed chili tofu ($8.95) and only ordered medium spicy. My server rewarned me that spicy was pretty hot, but I stuck with my decision.

My partner in crime went for the Thai beef steak ($9.95). Our entrees arrived shortly after devouring the veggie Thai spring rolls. A large bowl of white rice between us, I looked down at one dish, piled high with tofu sautéed with bell peppers, kaffir onions, black mushrooms, baby corn, bamboo shoots, carrots and basil in red chili sauce. I scooped white rice onto my empty plate and then spooned the veggie and tofu mixture on top. Then I ladled even more sauce over that.

I probably should have done a tastetest first, but I was thinking with my stomach, not my brain. It was so good, but oh, so very spicy! I couldn’t stop eating the food, but I was also emptying glasses of water like I had just spent three weeks in the desert. My lips were tingling, and not in that wasabi sting kind of way that goes away after just a minute, or that Mexican salsa sting that burns your mouth worse when you drink water. It was that really good but really long-lasting Thai sting that I’ve been looking for.

My companion, chuckling at me and my water guzzling, thoroughly enjoyed his grilled, sliced beef with onions served with a tangy Thai steak sauce over chopped lettuce and topped with sesame seeds and green onions. “It tastes just like when you smell beef cooking,” he said.

But I wasn’t really paying attention to that. I was too busy cleaning my plate at my new favorite Thai restaurant. MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 8716977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner.

752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out.

Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 2446159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food.

Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store.

But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 2445993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; WSa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. MSa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m.

395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $

Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks.

Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

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$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine.

Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!

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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon…

Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan.

Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s - Mexican Cafe. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m.

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m.

1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8912341.

Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list.

Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials.

M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m.

1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 6675444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 5722666. $$$

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 6615648.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

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Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6617189. $

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.

810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish.

8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

NOW WITH 2 LOCATIONS ON MAUI!

Blu - Aka Cafe O Lei. Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.- 9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting.

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever!

Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican 2395 food served to midnight.

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 6614500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m.

845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 6679394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

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Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674341. $$$

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Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6677477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6696999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 6613123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 6677005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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I Knew It! Sunday, 1-2 p.m., Borders Books, Kahului [HEALTH] In recent years, scientists have uncovered data to support theories that cocoa may help keep high blood pressure down and increase circulation, while coffee may lower the risks for such afflictions as type 2 diabetes, colon cancer, liver damage, Parkinson’s disease and Mondaymorningitis. Yeah, that’s right: chocolate and coffee are GOOD FOR YOU. And I knew it all along. Of course, we’re talking about consumption in moderation but whatever. Wanna hear more proof? Come to this free talk from doctor of holistic health and registered herbalist, Steve Blake, author of Healing Medicine, as he presents “Chocolate, Coffee and Ginseng,” sharing his surprising and fabulous research on plant antioxidants. Ginseng, too? Oh boy! For more info, visit www.naturalhealthwizards.com. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

In Your Face!

Camp Hip Hop

Thursday, 7-8:30 p.m. at Unity Church

Thursday-Friday, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at Studio Maui (Haiku Marketplace)

[HEALTH] It’s amazing how much tension you can hold in your face.

We always assume our tension goes straight to our necks and backs, but stress gets into all of your muscles.

Sabrina Stevens has 28 years of experience in ridding the tension from your face, neck and jaw.

Not only will this relieve your muscles, it’s supposed to keep you looking younger as well.

Experience a different kind of yoga/pilates. $30. Unity Church is located at 483 S. High St. in Wailuku. Call 2429327 or 341-6870.

[HEIDI KING]

[DANCE] Quick! What do Michael Jackson, Christina Aguilera and Kevin Federline have in common? (Sorry, this is not an off-color joke). The answer is, regardless of their less than inspiring behavior, they’re all really, really good dancers— which is a skill that comes in handy, especially if you’re trying to break the ice at an awkward high school dance. Bring the kiddies to Studio Maui this Thursday and Friday, and they’ll learn to do more than just “lean back” and shake their “laffy taffy.”

Tito Reyes, a former Maui Arts & Cultural Center theater guest instructor now dancing, choreographing and teaching in Los Angeles, will be hosting this youth dance camp. Admission is only $5, which is far cheaper than the cost of the humiliation of being “served” in front of your classmates.

So hide the PS2 and head up to Haiku for the last two days of this event. Maybe one day your son or daughter will be the next M.J., XTina, or K-Fed— on the dance floor, anyway. Call 575-9390 or visit www.thestudiomaui.com. [COREY NIELSEN]

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Multiple Medias Friday, 7:30 p.m. at Seabury Hall [ART/MUSIC] Normally, when you go to see a show, you get a basic story with basic sound. This multi media sequel to Tony Walholm’s, “Thief of Fire” promises to be so much more. Experience delights for the eyes, ears and mind, as you’re taken on a journey to see the parallels of mythic demigods “Maui” (Hawaiian) and “Prometheus” (Greek). As an added bonus, there will also be a performance based on a work by Toru Takemitsu and an original piece, creating multiple opportunities for your enjoyment. Admission is $5, free for students and seniors. For more info, visit www.ebbandflowarts.org or call 876-1854. Seabury Hall is located at 480 Olinda Rd. in Makawao. [HK]

Slackin’ Fo’ Free!

Sunday, 2-7 p.m. at A&B Amphitheater [HAWAIIAN MUSIC] The 15th annual ki ho’alu festival is such a big deal that Mayor Alan Arakawa proclaimed this week “2006 Slack Key Guitar Festival Week” in Maui County. And it’s appropriate, considering the quality and importance of this all-day, free event. Performers include Danny Carvalho, Daniel Ho, Ledward Ka’apana, Michael Ka’awa, David Kahiapo, George Kahumoku, Jr. and gang, Dennis and David Kamakahi, Walter Keale, Makana, Native Hawaiian Band, Ola Hou, Pali, Jeff Peterson, Kalani Smythe, Paul Togjoka, and more, with special guest Melveen Leed. Where else can you go, catch a full day of Hawaiian music and culture, and not spend any of your hard-earned money? (If you’re like me and just have to hemorrhage cash, stop by the fresh leis, local food and Hawaiian arts & crafts booths). [CN]

DAY

Slam!

News Flash: Sunday, 7 p.m. at Unisan [SPOKEN WORD] Yes, this is that same poetry slam that was so popular it outgrew its original location at the cozy Maui Booksellers and briefly enjoyed a stint at the historic Iao Theater.

Well, this week it’s moving to Unisan, which is cool ‘cause now you can scarf a Sam’s sushi roll before or after you blow the crowd’s collective consciousness with your flowin’ rhymes. Liquid courage is also available now, in the form of a full bar—not that you’d need it with the dope shit you’re throwin’ down. $5 cover.

Under 21 welcome in the company of an adult. Sign-ups start at 6:30 p.m. Unisan is located at 2102 Vineyard at Church St. in Wailuku. For info, call 244-9091.

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY

JUNE 22, 2006

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Unrequited Luv Reeves and Bullock make homey romance from afar Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright David Auburn (Proof) performs the repellent task of drafting a Swiss cheese script for The Lake House based on Lee Hyeon-seung’s original 2000 South Korean film Il Mare.

While the movie isn’t as bad as its dubious trailer portends, it suffers terribly from a truncated narrative puzzle device that connects two lovers from different eras via an old-fashioned mailbox at a lake house.

The Lake House

★★★★★ Rated PG/108 mins.

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From a quaint but unique lake house that his father (Christopher Plummer) built, journeyman architect Alex Wyler (Keanu Reeves) finds himself in a love letter romance across time with Dr. Kate Forster (Sandra Bullock). The time-cursed lovers exist two years apart, and yet are somehow able to communicate as if they were carrying on an immediate interactive conversation. Split-screen visuals frequently veer drama into comedy as Reeves and Bullock do a commendable job of masking some of the plot’s glaring potholes with their intrinsic onscreen chemistry.

Director Alejandro Agresti (Valentin) will not be accused of being a visionary or even literal director. In a movie where the main character is a house, Agresti never takes the time to properly introduce the viewer to its finite interior spaces that hover 10 feet above the water. Designed and built specifically for the film, the house is an enchanting piece of iron, glass and wood architecture.

It’s a Swiss cross design with all glass walls surrounding a center area occupied by a large tree that links the interiors of its four equal sized rooms.

The center roof opens to allow sun and air to bathe the home’s interior tree, and yet the director makes an incalculable mistake by constantly returning to an attic that clearly doesn’t exist. Agresti is too selfish with his camera to disclose intimate details of the home’s interior spaces, and it’s in keeping with this refusal of logic that

I don’t see any lake or house here

he obscures the love story at the heart of the film.

Alex is a dog-loving architect who functions as a contractor boss at a suburban building site where his crew completes a 40-home community. Alex has been out of touch with his brother Henry (well played

by Ebon Moss-Bachrach) and his father Simon because Alex has been unsuccessfully attempting to either “forgive or forget” his father for unspoken sins. The subplots here, as with Bullock’s character Kate, feel cobbled together and never assist in elucidating the intangible romantic connection between Alex and Kate.

Early in the story, Kate attempts to save the life of a man struck by a bus across the street from Chicago’s Daly Plaza where she eats her lunch. Although we only see him from the back, we realize that this is Alex, and that his spirit has invaded Kate’s body on some level that she is left to grapple with on a day-to-day basis. The story flips back on itself as we discover that although Alex, circa 2004, moved into the house after Kate moved out, circa 2006, he had already lived there before her as witnessed by his dog’s paw prints on the entrance deck to the house. This kind of irritating flip-flop syllogism plagues the story during which Alex and Kate attempt to schedule a 2006 meeting at the homage-titled restaurant “Il Mare.”

The Lake House does arrive at a certain romantic inertia in spite of its overstrained narrative puzzlement, but it wraps up before the long-awaited resolution can take hold. There’s no coda. The impact of the movie rests on one scene between Alex and Kate where they meet and dance together at a birthday party thrown for Kate by her former fiancé Morgan (Dylan Walsh). The couple strikes up a secluded conversation and relate on a romantic level that leads to a gentle dance and a meaningful kiss. It’s the one time that their relationship feels real. MTW

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, June 28

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Kinky Boots - PG - W only 5, 7:30

KINKY BOOTS - (PG13) - Comedy - From the makers of Calendar Girls comes an uplifting British comedy about two outcast dreamers who finally figure out how to stand up for themselves... in thigh-high leather stilettos. Inspired by a surprising true story. 107 min.

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Now Showing THE BREAK-UP - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance - Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston play a couple who purchase a condo together and then separate. But, they have to stay living together. Ugh. This happened

Man’s eternal quest for truth, justice and the remote control to me once, and it was NOT funny. 106 min.

(Heidi King) CARS - (G) - Animated, Family, Comedy - A hot little race car learns about true friendship when he gets lost. Star studded with famous voices (Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Cheech Marin). Maybe Disney will shock us with some new exciting twist! Riiiiiiiight. 116 min. (HK) DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - You’ve read the book, seen the History Channel documentaries and listened to the Vatican’s bitching- now see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will shake the very foundations of the Catholic Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min.

(Anthony Pigataro) FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The first Fast and the Furious was about street racing. Then they made a sequel, which I think was also about street racing. But now, they’ve broken out of that rut by making a third movie—about street racing in Tokyo! Stars a bunch of actors who must really need the work. 104 min. (AP) GARFIELD: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES - (PG) Animation, Comedy - Garfield is back and this time he’s going to London where he gets mistaken for a royal cat that just inherited a castle. Stars Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt and the voice of Bill Murray. (HK) THE LAKE HOUSE - (PG) - Drama, Romance Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are living two years apart, but somehow magically communicate through letters in the mailbox of the lake house they both live in separately. How, pray tell, are they ever going to get together?! (HK) MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III - (PG 13) -

Action/Adventure - Once again Tom Cruise plays super-elite spymaster Ethan Hunt, this time tasked with finding some uber-bad guy played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Expect the same big explosions, hot chicks and Ving Rhames that carried the previous MI flicks. 126 min. (AP) NACHO LIBRE - (PG) - Comedy - A new comedy from the creators of Napoleon Dynamite. Jack Black plays Ignacio (Nacho), a Mexican Priest who moonlights as a luche libre wrestler to raise money for the orphanage. I can’t imagine this being anything less than hilarious. I’ll be quoting the movie lines in no time. (HK) THE OMEN - (R) - Horror, Thriller - A remake of the 1976 demonic kid fest, this time starring Julia Stiles as the tortured mom, Liev Schreiber as her disbelieving ambassador husband, Mia Farrow as the nanny from hell and the debut of Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick as the creepy/cute kid Satan.

110 min. (Samantha Campos) OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation, Comedy Bruce Willis is the voice of a raccoon that helps woodland creatures adapt to gathering food in their new surroundings when a suburb takes over their forest and their food supply diminishes. It’s cute and cuddly and full of cheap laughs. 80 min. (HK) POSEIDON - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - This ridiculous remake of a ridiculous film concerns a luxury ocean liner that gets hit by a tidal wave (uh huh) and rolls upside down (yeah, right) forcing survivors (led by Kurt Russell) to climb (or down, I suppose) the ship to the surface. 98 min. (AP) X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND - (PG-13) Action/Adventure - Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart all return for what’s billed as the final X-Men movie, though I can’t imagine the studio would ignore prequel possibilities if it does well at the box office. 103 min. (AP) B O YC O T T S E A F O O D F R O M C A N A D A !

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CLICK - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - This one’s for all you Ti-Vo fanatics. Hardworking Adam Sandler is given a universal remote that’s true to its name. Initially pleased with the remote’s ability to manipulate the world as if it were a Ti-Vo box, Sandler soon becomes distraught when the remote begins controlling him. Scared he’ll miss out of life completely, he fights to restore his life to its original pace. Also stars Kate Beckinsale and Christopher Walken. (Ashley Fitch) SUPERMAN RETURNS - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - After a mysterious sabbatical, Superman (Brandon Routh) is back on Earth for yet another world-saving adventure.

Before he can get back into his role as superhero extraordinaire, though, he must return to Clark Kent’s uneventful life and adjust to the changes society has made in his absence, like Lois Lane’s (Kate Bosworth, Blue Crush) having a son and getting engaged. As we should know by now, however, there will always be a greedy villain plotting to destroy the world that only Superman has the strength to stop. Director Bryan Singer guarantees some intense asskicking.157 min. (Gena Gammie)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Cars - G - Th (11, 11:45, 12:30, 1:45, 2:30, 3:15, 4:30, 5:15), 6:40, 7:15, 8, 9:30, 9:55, F, M-W (12:30, 1:15, 1:45, 3:10, 4:10, 4:40), 6:30, 7, 8, 9:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:30, 1:15, 1:45, 3:10), 4:10, 4:40, 6:30, 7, 8, 9:15, 9:45 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th (11:15, 2:45), 6:30, 9:45, F, M-W (12:55, 4:15), 7:50, Sa-Su (12:55), 4:15, 7:50 Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th (11:10, 11:40, 12:10, 1:40, 2:10, 2:40, 4:10, 4:40, 5:10), 6:50, 7:20, 7:40, 9:20, 9:45, 10, F, M-W (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:50, 3:30, 4, 5:10), 6:40, 7:15, 7:35, 9:10, 9:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:50, 3:30), 4, 5:10, 6:40, 7:15, 7:35, 9:10, 9:40, 10 Lake House - PG - Th (11:15, 11:50, 2:15, 4:15, 4:50), 7, 7:25, 9:25, 9:50, F, M-W (12:35, 1:20, 2:55, 3:50, 5:15), 6:50, 7:40, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:35, 1:20, 2:55), 3:50, 5:15, 6:50, 7:40, 9:30, 10 Omen - R - Th (11, 11:30, 1:30, 2, 4, 4:45), 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 10, F, M-W (1:10, 1:40, 4:20, 4:50), 6:45, 7:25, 9:25, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:10, 1:40), 4:20, 4:50, 6:45, 7:25, 9:25, 9:55 Over the Hedge - PG - Th (11:20, 1:25, 3:30, 5:30), 7:35, 9:40, F, M-W (12:50, 3, 5), 7:05, 9:20, Sa-Su (12:50, 3), 5, 7:05, 9:20 Poseidon - PG13 - Th only (1:50)

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 8754910 Break Up - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3:05), 5:20, 7:45, 10 Click - PG13 - F-W (12:35, 2:50), 5:05, 7:25, 9:45 Garfield - PG - Daily (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:30, 9:35 M:I:III - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:15, 7, 9:45 Nacho Libre - PG - Th (12:30, 1:15, 2:45, 3:30), 5, 5:45, 7:15, 8, 9:30, 10:05, F-W (12:30, 1:15, 2:45, 3:30), 5, 5:45, 7:15, 7:50, 9:30 Superman Returns - PG13 - Tu only 10 X-Men - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Break Up - PG13 - Th only (1:30), 4:35, 7:15, 9:55 Cars - G - Th (1), 4:05, 6:45, 9:25, F-W (1), 4:05, 7, 9:40 Click - PG13 - F-M (1:30), 4:35, 7:30, 10:05, TuW (1:30), 4:35, 7:30, 10:15 Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:20, 7, 9:40, F-M (1:15), 4:20, 7:15, 9:15, Tu-W (1:15), 4:20, 7:15 Nacho Libre - PG - Th (1:45), 4:50, 7:30, 10:10, F-M (1:45), 4:15, 7:45, 10:15, Tu-W (1:45), 4:50, 7:45, 10:25 Superman Returns - PG13 - Tu-W 10

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Click - PG13 - F, M-W (2:30, 5), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 10 Garfield - PG - Th (2:20, 4:30), 7, 9:05, F & M (2:20, 4:30), 7, 9, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:20), 4:30, 7, 9, Tu (2:20, 4:30), 7 Lake House - PG - Th (2:30, 5), 7:45, 9:55, F, MW (2:45, 5:15), 7:45, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:45), 5:15, 7:45, 9:55 M:I:III - PG13 - Th only (3:30), 7:45 Nacho Libre - PG - Th (2:45, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45, F, M-W (3, 5:25), 7:35, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:35, 3), 5:25, 7:35, 9:50 The Omen - R - Th only (3:15), 7:15, 10 Superman Returns - PG13 - 10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 The Break Up - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (11, 1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Cars - G - Th-F, M-W (1:15, 4), 6:45, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:30, 1:15), 4, 6:45, 9:30 Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:45

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY

JUNE 22, 2006

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Marty’s Guitar The Hard Rock Café welcomes local musician’s memorabilia for the first time ever We’re talking about the first guitar he ever played in public. Originally belonging to his great uncle, the 1950’s rockabilly-era jazz guitar was given to Marty Dread by his cousins in New York after his uncle died. Marty then played the electric-acoustic guitar in Hawai’i’s premier talent show, Brown Bags to Stardom, when he was a junior in high school.

Soon after, Marty got a Gibson Les Paul—like the kind Bob Marley played—and retired his vintage Heit to the back of his closet.

Now Marty’s guitar is featured at the Hard Rock Café in Lahaina, along with other mementos from artists like Dave Matthews, Maroon 5, Sublime and Velvet Revolver. The autographed Heit guitar is currently mounted, labeled with a wooden plaque and hanging on the wall next to the kitchen door, between Jimmy Buffett’s acoustic guitar and a photo of Bob Marley.

It’s a big deal. And it’s an unprecedented move by the Hard Rock Café, who generally feature memorabilia from more nationally known Rock ‘N Roll’s Hall of Famers, Grammy Award winners and MTV-mavens.

Marty Dread—for all his accolades in nearly 20 years of playing music—is the only musician from Hawai’i ever to have something on the wall.

“I don’t think I’ve grasped the full monty of having people walk by and see it and be like, ‘Who’s that guy?’” said Marty. “Hopefully, this will lead

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Oh no! He’s stealing his own guitar! the way for other Hawaiian musicians to get stuff on the wall, like Lahaina Grown— this is their hometown.”

The momentous occasion comes at an appropriate time for the prolific Maui entertainer who has filled the Lahaina Hard Rock Café’s only regular weekly live music slot for over five years.

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His album Next Level was released earlier this month. At the end of the month, Marty embarks on a mainland tour opening for Willie Nelson. And he has two albums coming out July 4: one album he did with a band called Harmonic Tribes, featuring Nelson’s sons, that will be released on Nelson’s Lost Highway label,

and another—a duets album called In Good Company—with Willie Nelson, Anthony B., Junior Reid and Fiji.

One of the songs off this album, “No Ice in Paradise”—a track produced by the Mad Professor that addresses the crystal meth problem in Hawai’i—will be featured in an upcoming episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter.

This summer also marks the first time Marty will perform at Jamaica’s annual Reggae Sunsplash—ironically, it will also be the first time Hawai’i’s Reggae Ambassador will set his bare feet on Jamaican soil.

It’s been a banner year for Marty. He admits that the attention now, followed by the high energy and pressures of the next few months, will be a good indicator of where his career goes next and how he handles the next level of notoriety.

“I didn’t think I’d embrace it so much,” he said. “But it’s not gonna be forever so I want to really enjoy it while it lasts. We’ll see, I guess.”

The addition of Marty’s guitar is part of a recent move by Hard Rock to update their stash of historical music goods. In the process, the restaurant’s three well-known, oversized clocks—telling time in New York, London and Maui—were pulled down and gotten rid of. That bothered Marty somewhat, since he now has no idea when to stop on his Monday night gigs.

“I guess I could get a watch but I don’t wanna break up my life into little pieces,” said Marty. “It kinda goes against my fabric! I’d rather let the sun set on my life in its own time.” MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS African Dance - Thursday (tonight!). Abdoulaye Camara, master teacher and choreographer from Guinea, West Africa returns to Maui to celebrate the summer solstice with the Tribal West African Drum & Dance Troupe, once again showing us wonders from another part of the world. This event precedes the Maui all-star Afro Reggae Highlife Band. $8. 9:45 p.m., Casanova, Makawao, 572-0220.

Multi-Media Plus - Fri. This multi-media sequel to Tony Walholm’s, “Thief of Fire” takes you on a journey to see the parallels of mythic demigods “Maui” (Hawaiian) and “Prometheus” (Greek) with E&F multi media group. $5. 7:30 p.m., Seabury Hall, Makawao, 876 1854.

Taiko Festival - Saturday. Zenshin Daiko’s 7th Annual Taiko Festival. Award-winning storyteller Kathy Collins starts the evening with her alter ego "Tita" telling some of her favorite, classic Japanese stories in her unique, comedic style.

Zenshin Daiko perform new original pieces written by group members. The evening will culminate with the Los Angeles-based On Ensemble, known for their unique and provocative taiko performances. Tickets: $15. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

15th Annual Ki Ho’Alu Festival - Sunday. The MACC’s annual Slack Key Festival is the perfect chance for the whole ‘ohana to relax on the lawn and enjoy an all-day, all-star line-up of some of Hawai’i’s best ki ho‘alu musicians, including numerous Grammy and Nä Hökü Hanohano Award winners. Also features local vendors with fresh flower leis, fine Hawaiian arts & crafts and delicious local-style food. A Ka Hoku Production.

Free. 2-7 p.m. A&B Amphitheater, MACC.

TICKETS ON SALE Little Shop of Horrors - July 7-30. A down-andout skid row floral assistant becomes an overnight sensation when he discovers an exotic plant with a mysterious craving for fresh blood.

Soon "Audrey II" grows into an ill-tempered, foulmouthed, R & B singing carnivore who offers him fame and fortune in exchange for feeding its growing appetite, finally revealing itself to be an alien creature poised for global domination. Fri & Sat; 7:30 p.m. Sun; 5 p.m., Iao Theater, "If the Shoe Fits", 12 N. Market Street, Wailuku, or call 242-6969.

Fashion and Floral Extravaganza - July 22. One of the world’s top floral designers will team up with leading fashion designers for the 6th annual Maui Youth & Family Services "Growing Dreams" event. All proceeds from the event go to benefit Maui Youth & Family Services. Tickets: $100, $75. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Four Seasons Resort, Wailea, 357-2282 or www.myfs.com.

Henry Kapono - July 22. Henry Kapono’s “Wild Hawaiian” music has been getting rave reviews and creating a buzz around the islands with people of all ages and nationalities. With his alternative/pop/rock arrangements and his band of power hitters, the music will rock you. Tickets: $30, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Michael Buble - July 29. He’ll sweep you away with velvet-voiced renditions of beloved timeless classics like “Save the Last Dance,” “How Sweet It is,” “Fever,” and more. $65, $55, $45.

7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Hoobastank - Aug. 6. Hoobastank built up a local following, got signed, put out two records that earned accolades like "post-grunge ear candy," released a monster ballad, "The Reason," and got nominated for three Grammys. And here, they’ll be playing with Hot Hot Heat. Where some of their contemporaries delve into '60s garage or '70s post-punk, Hot Hot Heat specializes in recreating and reinvigorating the new wave music of the late '70s and early '80s. Tickets: $45, $38.

7:30 p.m. A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Maui Calls - Aug. 11. MACC’s annual gala, premier fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening.

Featuring entertainment, live auction, and fine dining. This event sells out every year. Get your tickets NOW! 6 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787 x 225.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show; 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian Dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha

with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesian; 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free.

Guitar Lessons - Mon-Fri. Beginning and intermediate guitar players, step on up to a chance to improve (or find) your skills. Ages 9 to adult. $75/ week. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Maui Arts & Cultural Center, 283-3576.

Guitar Lessons - Mon-Fri.The Los Angeles Music Academy, LAMA, visits Maui for the first time as a participant of the 2006 Maui Invitational Band Festival Camp is open to intermediate and advanced level musicians of any age for the instruments of guitar and bass.$150/week. $35/ per class. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., MACC, 667-2805.

Emil Richards Jazz Camp - Tue.-Fri. Learn Indian rhythms as they relate to 4/4 jazz playing, prepare for performance, Jazz improvisation techniques, recording and performing musical techniques and playing the blues, $100/ week. $25/ per class.

MACC, 667-2805.

THURSDAY, JUNE 22 Bikini & Bling Bling Party - Check out the newest designs by local designers and enjoy wine and pupus. 6-9 p.m., Indigo, Paia, 283-4668.

Facial Yoga/Pilates - Sabrina Steven’s system of facial yoga/pilates is a process that simultaneously releases tension in your face, neck, and jaw while unmasking your natural beauty and creating symmetry, balance, and calm. $30. 7-8:30 p.m., Unity at Wailuku, 242-9327.

African Dance - Abdoulaye Camara, master teacher and choreographer from Guinea, West Africa will return to Maui to teach a series of West African Dance classes. Dance classes are accompanied by professional live drumming. $15. 6:30 p.m., Makawao Union Church Hall, 572-1535.

FRIDAY, JUNE 23 Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.

Drive-In Movie - The largest permanent movie screen in the Pacific. Blockbuster movies, Hawaiian cultural films, live Hawaiian music, food booths from Maui's award winning restaurants. $20 per car for as many people you can get in a vehicle. 6-10 p.m., Maui Community College. 9843500 or 573-5530.

SATURDAY, JUNE 24 Summerfest - The 4th Annual Hana Summerfest is here. For the last four years, Hana Community Partners (a collaboration of non-profit agencies and community members) created a summer event that celebrates the family. During the “SummerFest” families in the community gather with tourists and other guests to enjoy outstanding Hawaiian music, culture, local style food and family fun. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Hana Ball Park.

Shimmy Night - The Bellyroll Dance Co. is joined

by Leila to make this evening a rolling good time. No cover. 7:30 & 8:30 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

SUNDAY, JUNE 25 Fundraiser - Preschool at Kapalua Family Fun Festival. Games, food booths, silent auction, entertainment, waterslide and more! 11 a.m.-3 p.m., across from DT Fleming Park, 298-1917.

Baby Boom - "Maui's Only Baby Boomer Group" for those born approx. 1945-1955. Fun, topical discussion, potluck, networking and more with "the generation that rocked the world." 4:30 p.m., Pukalani, 573-5313.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music.

All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, surf.song@verizon.net, 667-9513.

TUESDAY, JUNE 27 Art of Living - Kate Bassett, an employee of the Upward Bound program for youth at Maui Community College and a Phase-one Art of Living teacher is introducing the dynamic Art of Living course. Join her for a guided meditation. Free.

6:30-7:30 p.m., Maui Family YMCA, Kahului, 2640066.

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Saturday 06/24

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DSU2 No cover, 7:30pm

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DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm

Shimmy Night 7:30 & 8:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

CASANOVA

Abdoulaye Camara & Highlife Band, $8, 9:45pm

Sounds Delicious $7, 9:45pm

Tribal Seeds $10, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

Head High 9:30pm

Planetary Bandits 9:30pm

Versatile 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge, 9:30pm

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

DON THE BEACHCOMBER

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Xmas Party

DJ Zeek

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

DJ LX, Mark EZ, H-Boogie

Teen Night

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Katie Haylor No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

African Dance - Abdoulaye Camara, master teacher and choreographer from Guinea, West Africa will return to Maui to teach a series of West African Dance classes. Dance classes are accompanied by professional live drumming. $15. 6:30 p.m., Makawao Union Church Hall, 572-1535.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28 African Dance - Abdoulaye Camara, master teacher and choreographer from Guinea, West Africa will return to Maui to teach a series of West African Dance classes. Dance classes are accompanied by professional live drumming. $15. 7:30 p.m., Vibe Dance Studio, Paia, 572-1535.

“WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: South Seas Island Magic w/ Henry Kaleialoha Allen. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

Group Effort - The Economic Visions, Solutions and Dialogue Group will meet on the last Wed. of every month. This week hear the introductions of three compelling economic books. You as a participant are invited to choose one of the three books you would like to read for following month.

4:30-6:30 p.m. Maui Booksellers, 244-9091.

KEIKI Hip Hoppers - Thu-Fri. Inviting all youth to drop in for a day or register for all 6 days learning the Best Hip Hop from Tito Reyes (Mon-Fri). $5/class.

10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35.

After-School Tutoring - Every Tue and Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.

Spiderific - Fri. As part of the Summer Reading Program, Lahaina Pubic Library invites you to join the Hawaii Nature Center on a spiderific adventure! Crawl on over and track the hidden hangouts and silken webs of the world of spiders. Free. 11 a.m. Call 662-3950.

LECTURE Improve Your Skills - Hui Malama Learning Center offers free tutoring for adults wishing to improve reading or spelling skills. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need it, but maybe someone you know does? Call Jill Beyer at 2421174.

English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Talk Story - Thu. "Talk Story about Starting a NonProfit." This workshop will address the real reasons people want to develop this type of business entity. 12-1 p.m., Maui County Business

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MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - 2nd Annual Graffiti Party w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm;WED - Dolla Balla, 9pm

Funky Munky No cover, 9pm

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Resource Center (MCBRC), Maui Mall, 873-8247.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.

Medical Myths & Musings - Sat. A curious array of medical tidbits that will surprise and amuse you, with Dr. Bjordahl. 9-10:30 a.m., Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului, 8715804.

Chocolate & Coffee - Sun. Doctor of Holistic Health and registered herbalist, Steve Blake, author of Healing Medicine, will present a free talk, “Chocolate, Coffee, and Ginseng.” Hear Dr. Blake share his surprising research on plant antioxidants. Free. 1-2 p.m. Borders, Kahului, 877-6160.

Talk Story - Wed. County of Maui Small Business Advocate Anna Ribucan will present "Starting a Business in Maui County", covering general information and requirements for starting a business in Maui County. Joan Tsuji will give a brief presentation on the Workforce Development/ WorkSource Maui. 12-1 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center (MCBRC), Maui Mall, 873-8247.

ENVIRONMENTAL Workshop - Thu. “From Sink to Sea: Making Wise Choices at Home for a Healthier Ocean”.

Help prevent ocean pollution caused by ordinary home and garden products; learn about ecofriendly alternatives,and make cleaning products to bring home. Bring reusable containers. $5 suggested donation for materials. 6-7:30 p.m., Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, Harbor Shops, Ma’alaea. 249-8811.

Haleakala - Sat. “We and the CCC.” The Park you experience today is a better park because of the hard work of yesterday’s CCC. 7:30-8:30 p.m.

Hosmer Grove Campground, 572-4459.

SPORTS Relay for Life - Sat-Sun. Help raise funds for the American Cancer Society. 7 p.m.(Sat)-7 a.m.(Sun).

Lahaina Recreation center field, 244-5553.

ART Jack Hamilton - Every Thu. in June. Jack Hamilton will be painting live. Painting in Hawai’i for over 20 years, Jack’s numerous views of Maui capture the essence of this beautiful place. He often captures his enjoyment of nature by using the inspiration of open-air (plein air) painting on location. 6-10 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Hyatt Regency Ka’anapali, 573-2021 or 667-7997.

Deborah Nehmad & Abigail Romanchak - Fri. Opening reception. Deborah's work offers a richly inflected fusion of perspectives on the eloquent mark. Abigail's new body of work explores the geography and mapping of Maui's 12 traditional land districts and ahupa'a (smaller land divisions) within. 6-8 p.m. Hui No'eau Visual Arts Center, 572-6560.

Brad Huck - Fri. Emerging artist, Brad Huck, demonstrates his unique encaustic collage tech-

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Tom Cherry 7pm

nique, building up the work's surface with graphite, paint, found objects and layers of wax.

6:30-9 p.m. The Quan Gallery 667-2757.

Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street. 667-9194.

POETRY Slam - Sun. Maui Booksellers continues their MauiSlam Sunday, 2006 Wailuku Town Tour. Try for that $100 prize. $5. 6:30 p.m. to sign up. 7:15 p.m. to watch. Unisan Sushi Bar & Grill, 244-9091.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 276-5467.

POLITICAL Young Brothers - Thu. YB wishes to offer members of the community opportunities to ask questions, make suggestions and discuss issues regarding the Super Ferry. 5:30 p.m., Makawao Kalama Intermediate Cafeteria.

Task Force - Fri. State Representative Michael Kahikina, district 44, will give the keynote address at the third anniversary meeting of the Maui Nui Housing Task Force. Kahikina is the co-chair of the Joint Legislative Affordable Housing and Homeless Task Force. Reservations required. Free. 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui Economic Opportunity, 99 Mahalani Street, 249-2990.

WalkStory - Sat. WalkStory sponsors encourage residents to get their friends, family, neighbors, social clubs, students and colleagues to come to plan the future of Maui County. There are three identical sessions scheduled; 10 a.m.-12 p.m., 11 a.m.-1 p.m., 122 p.m. Iao Intermediate School, Wailuku, 875-2388.

Public Hearing - Wed. The Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) will hold public hearings to discuss proposed amendments to Chapter 13-209, Hawaii Administrative Rules (HAR), regulating activities within natural area reserves (NAR). 6:30 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 587-0051.

TV/Radio Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM. Life on Maui - Mon. Hosted by Steven Freid.

The intention of the show is to interview people who are doing interesting and exciting things on Maui. 5 p.m. Channel 52, akaku.org.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat & Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon & Fri; The Carroll Brother, Tue; Hau Phat, Wed; Live music. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night.

7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Wed & Thu; Harry Troupe, Fri & Sat; Teri Garrison, Sun; Joshua, Tue; Steven Monroe. All shows 7 p.m.close. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Featuring live music. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu., 5:30-8:30 p.m.; AnRil, Wed., 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Thursday 06/22

Friday 06/23

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394

JACQUES

Monday 06/26 – Wednesday 06/28

DJ El Gato & DJ Arne $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Sirus B Posse 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Scott Baird 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Crunch Pups 9pm

Gomega 9pm

Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Sunday 06/25

Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

HORHITOS

LOBBY LOUNGE

Saturday 06/24

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works.

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? - Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment.

Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 69 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the mysterious and exotic with live belly dance performances. Two shows 7 & 8 p.m. Mon, express yourself w/music, song, poetry open mic night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Benoit Jazz Works, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:309:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy.

Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

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Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha.

Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m.

Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri,

Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant - Live music with Toshomee 6:30-9:30 p.m.Thu-Sat.s ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30-8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard - Live music w/Jamie Lawerence and Hawaiian band 6:30.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT

3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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Moose McGillicuddy’s in Lahaina & Kihei PRESENT:

CHRISTMAS in June Saturday, June 24th Santa Claus • Gifts & Prizes • Drink Specials

Halfway to New Year’s Eve Celebration Balloon Drop and Champagne Toast at Midnight

No cover

Lahaina - 844 Front St. • 667-7758 Kihei - 2511 S. Kihei Rd. • 891-8600

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Thursday 06/22 LONGHI’S

Friday 06/23

Saturday 06/24

Sunday 06/25

Monday 06/26 – Wednesday 06/28

Gomega, $5, 10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

MANGO GRILL & BAR

2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali - 667-1929

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G

No Info

No Info

No Info

No Info

No Info

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm

DJ Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

No Info, 9pm

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom & Barry Flanigan, 8pm

Dylan Donkin 10pm

Celtic Tigers

MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Benoit Jazz

Dylan Donkin 9pm

Erin Smith 9pm

Carroll Brothers 8pm

Jarod

Crunch Pups

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Everyone agrees: you move at your own speed when processing life’s events, and that’s usually a bit slower than the breakneck pace most of the rest of us pursue. You need to retreat into the safety of your shell and decide how best to react to the world, only emerging when you’re ready. Impatient, pushy people who won’t let that happen can cause problems. Let’s forgo those potential explosions, shall we? You need time? We’ll give it to you. All you need to do, in no uncertain terms, is ask.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Go ahead, peel up that carpet. See what’s underneath the dingy old thing. You might be disappointed at first by the crappy linoleum you find there. That’s why you should rip that shit up too.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) I’ve never actually met an insincere Virgo. You generally deal with people as they are, without putting too many filters or censors between what you think and the world. This is a good thing, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Please remember that when you receive advice to be more political this week. You’ll never be good at that shit, so I say don’t bother, especially when your beautiful, tactless authentic self is so much more appealing than any more diplomatic, edited version you could come up with.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Scorpios often go grey early. I think it’s the consequence of not shying away from extremes, especially within your own minds. This is nothing to be ashamed of. Our world would be so much cooler and more evolved if more people were willing to just go there. So don’t be ashamed if you’ve got these little physical indicators of your hard-won wisdom, or life forbid, dye them dark.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) There are a thousand reasons why you shouldn’t just lay down and take it, but that still might be your best move anyway. After all, fighting the annoyances you’re facing would involve acknowledging them, thereby strengthening them and making them that much more difficult to defeat.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) There is such a thing as being too flip, you know. You attract people because of your easy good humor and laidback nature, and that’s great. What you might not know, however, is that you also put people off by your apparent inability to really get serious or heavy. But do you really want someone who desires intensity and passion writing you off because they don’t think they could get those things from you? Don’t you have them? The first step, of course, is finding someone to share them with, which means letting people know they’re available.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Sometimes you impress me, Pisces, with your incredible lack of judgment. Sometimes, of course, this is a dangerous or slightly negative thing. However, I believe it generates far more positive benefits, which is probably why you haven’t tried to become more cynical and discerning (unless you’ve been really badly burnt). However, every once in a while, even you get a little warning light behind your eyes about something or someone. You may not trust this rusty, infrequent warning signal, so I urge you to pick one of your most critical and shrewd friends (a Leo or a Scorpio, perhaps?) and see what they think.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You don’t often go into total hermit mode, but when you do, it can sometimes seem tricky how to get out of it. Playing catch-up with all your neglected friends and fam is exhausting; it might wear you out and send you right back into isolation before it’s half-done. I say get that shit out of the way, fast. Have a party. Invite everyone over. This week’s the best time to do it. Go on, what are you waiting for? You’ve got to get those invites out, buy some goodies and some booze, and then just wait for all that long-absent love to roll in.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re like a complicated city; beneath your surface tunnels connect everything to everything else. Given enough time, you can draw lines between obscure and wildly different ideas and virtual destinations. It’s actually this talent that you’ll be called upon to wield this week, as people need to find ways to connect to other people or ideas that they’d normally not have access to. We’re counting on your odd, overactive mind to build the bridges we need to go the places we want to go. Not only will it solidify your rep as everyone’s go-to guy/gal, but it’ll make your world better, too.

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And then what? Do you say something to them or do they initiate conversation, you know, in an ideal situation?

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Well, I guess the ideal way for me to meet a girl is at a museum. That way I know she’s smart and cultured even before I find out if she can speak English. I suppose I’m walking around, checking out the various paintings or sculptures or antique airplanes or whatever it is they have there, and I see her stopped and studying something I happen to know something about, which gives me an excuse to talk to her. Is that sufficient?

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