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Why Congressmen Case, Abercrombie are wrong to support more PBS funding I love PBS Hawai’i. The Public Broadcasting station runs local documentaries and community affairs that you can’t find anywhere else. On PBS as a whole, Frontline provides some of the best investigative reporting anywhere. American Experience recently ran the compelling documentary The Massie Affair, which explored a little known 1931 rape trial of five innocent Hawaiians that ended in murder, racial strife and eventually began moves to make Hawai’i a U.S. state.

I love these programs, but for the good of the country, PBS needs to die. Or at least ditch federal money and supervision.

On June 23, 2005, the U.S. House of Representatives voted 284-140 to restore $100 million of the $400 million of the PBS budget—money House Republicans had tried to move elsewhere. For PBS Hawai’i, that would have meant a loss of more than $420,000, or roughly 45 percent of its entire budget.

In the Honolulu Advertiser the next day, Representative Ed Case (D, Hawai’i) called the vote “obviously a good, solid demonstration” of the American people’s desire to keep PBS as it is. His fellow Hawai’i Democratic congressman Neil Abercrombie said it “affirms the value of our Public Broadcasting System stations.”

The Republican effort to redirect funds away from PBS was bizarre. In fact, if Case and Abercrombie really took a look at what PBS is doing these days, they’d advocate that the federal government kill all the non-profit’s funding.

Republicans from Richard Nixon to Newt Gingrich have tried to get rid of PBS, and they all failed. But after George W. Bush came to power in 2000, shoving all

sorts of right-wing Christian neo-cons into the federal government, the Republicans got smart.

Ranting about a supposed “left-wing bias” that permeates PBS, Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) chairman—and Bush appointee—Kenneth Y. Tomlinson secretly paid conservative activist Fred Mann $14,170 to monitor Bill Moyer’s Now interview progam and report back on its alleged biases. According to The New York Times, Mann was reactionary that he characterized the conservative guest Senator Chuck Hagel (R, Nebraska) as “liberal.”

Tomlinson defended his hiring of Mann, saying they were “in accordance with the relevant rules and regulations.” The move is currently under investigation.

In any case, Moyers is now off PBS. New programs involve the right-wing Wall St. Journal editorial page and conservative columnist Tucker Carlson—a man whose ideology is even older than his signature bowtie.

On the same day Case, Abercrombie and 282 other Representatives voted to restore federal PBS funding, Tomlinson hired former Republican National Committee co-chairwoman Patricia S. Harrison to be the CPB’s new president and chief executive officer.

This is what Case and Abercrombie were so desperate to save? Thanks. Now we all get to live with the consequences. MTW

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ehbrah@mauitime.com You were surfing breakwall the other morning, and I’m sure you saw me just before you ran over me with your board. I was a little upset about that, but when your leash wrapped around my arm and you fell off, sending your board flying in the other direction, a little bit of panic set in. I saw that all the flesh on my arm had been pulled towards my wrist into one big black and blue mound. I wondered if my hand still worked. Then I looked up and saw you giving me stinkeye instead of, I don’t know, saying you were sorry. After a surf instructor gave me my board back and helped me push my bruised flesh into place I had to ice my arm for a good half hour. I wonder if you acted the way you did because I was on a boogie board or simply because you’re an asshole. Try sharing the waves for a change.

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Can Maui afford Ka’anapali 2020?

Walking along beach path between the lavish Ka’anapali resorts, it’s hard to miss the immaculately trimmed trees, cut grass and polished statues.

Everything is perfectly cleaned and arranged. Even the giant anchor near the Ka’anapali Ali’i is coated with just the appropriate layer of rust. It’s all spotless, until you get to the public beach access path next to the big anchor.

That path, which stretches from the beach walk to a tiny free parking lot just off Nohea Kai Dr., is an entirely different story. Rather than smooth concrete, the pavement is bumpy asphalt. It’s covered in leaves and seed pods that break up easily and stick to your slippers. It’s heavily overgrown with trees and has no lights, so it’s got a Sleepy Hollow feel at night.

It’s worth noting this rather striking chasm between public and private development because the Ka’anapali Development Corporation (KDC)—which used to be called Amfac—is starting to get serious about its vaunted Ka’anapali 202o project, which will mix public and private development on a considerable scale.

Spread before me as I write this is their latest full-color brochure “The Ka’anapali Land Bulletin,” dated June, 2005.

Filled with images of rolling coffee fields and happy, engaged citizens as well as plenty of copy on the proposed West Maui Acute Care Hospital, the brochure paints a picture of a comfortable, sublime community that will blend seamlessly with the surround agricultural lands.

“[The KDC has] made some honest efforts to reach out to the community,” said Lucienne de Naie, a slow growth activist with Maui Tomorrow who’s been asked to comment on the upcoming project Environmental Impact Statement. “My input has always been respectfully received, which is very unique.”

The Ka’anapali 2020 land area covers an immense 4,325 acres—roughly the size of the entire 10-mile-long Iao Valley. Of course, KDC

That means traffic, and lots of it. The EIS will include a “traffic impact analysis report” and the proposed project boasts all sorts of promises of “trolleys,” bicycle lanes, golf cart paths and other “alternative transportation modes,” but clearly this development will dramatically increase the already choking auto traffic on Honoapi’ilani Highway through Ka’anapali and Lahaina.

Water use is another concern. The EIS Notice projects that at build-out, the Ka’anapali 2020

THE KA’ANAPALI 2020 LAND AREA COVERS AN IMMENSE 4,325 ACRES—ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE 10-MILE-LONG IAO VALLEY. is only planning on actually building on 1,158.6 acres, but still, it’s a lot of land going under the bulldozer.

“The vision… is to create distinct communities that provide options for residents with varying lifestyles and incomes,” notes the KDC’s February, 2005 EIS Preparation Notice.

“Using Smart Growth principles, a range of housing types and densities will generally extend outward from community centers.”

To its credit, KDC has promised to mix affluent and affordable homes—a truly unique plan indeed. But there will be many, many houses. The Ka’anapali 2020 plan envisions 2,810 units in total, split roughly in half between single-family homes and multi-family dwellings.

development will consume an astonishing 2.3 million gallons of water every day. Considering Maui County is having a hard time hydrating existing customers today, to say nothing of the big Pulelehu and Kapalua Mauka projects already planned for the Westside, the source of all that water is a big question.

It’s a question that will have to wait. The whole planning process for Ka’anapali 2020 is a bit behind schedule. The original plan was to submit the EIS Preparation Notice in September, 2002, instead of this February, which is actually what happened. Who knows when the full EIS will come out.

In the mean time, KDC will assuredly send us more flowery project brochures to keep us occupied. MTW

Cunning Lingle WHAT GOVERNOR LINDA LINGLE SAID ABOUT HER RECENT TRIP TO CHINA AND SOUTH KOREA DURING HER JUN. 22, 2005 TALK STORY WITH LINDA LINGLE RADIO SHOW: “The entire mission was like a political campaign in its pacing…”

WHAT SHE DIDN’T SAY: Yeah, “like” a political campaign. Her communications staff shot photos of Lingle smiling with troops, walking on the Great Wall, glad-handing local Chinese officials, looking interested while being briefed on some new park, signing an agreement with some corporate guy, chatting with the U.S. ambassador and posing for a group shot with all the women leaders from Guandong Province. For someone who’s running for reelection next year against as-yet totally unknown Democratic Party challenger, trips like these provide all sorts of political capital.

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He’s been off the powerful state Land Use Commission for a year now, but that doesn’t mean attorney Lawrence Ing has been taking it easy.

“I’ll be jumping up and down this morning,” Ing told the Maui County Liquor Commission at the start of its June 15, 2005 hearing. “[I] have several items on the agenda.”

Actually, Ing and his law partner Dave Jorgensen represented six of the 12 establishments appearing before the commission that day.

First up was Uptown Food Mart and Car Wash in Wailuku, which wanted more time before its liquor license goes into effect.

That was a slam-dunk. But when Lanai Citybased Richard’s Shopping Center came before the commission requesting approval a transfer of capital stock within the company’s owners, Ing had to do a little legal dancing to explain why he had failed to alert the LC within 30 days of the deal. The commission happily complied.

Ditto Ray’s Deli and Lounge in Wailuku, which also involved a capital stock transfer.

For bonus points, Ing explained how after Sept. 11, 2001, Ray’s had dropped the deli part of its name and focused on being a lounge. But now it was dropping the lounge and going back to being a deli.

They approved the transfer. But things got dicey when Bamboo Grill in Lahaina came up to get approval for transferring its liquor license to a new owner.

Mainly, Ing had to contend with the announcement that the LC had received a whopping 135 letters of protest—all apparently from the Lahaina Shores Resort, which sits next door to Bamboo. This meant Ing had to walk a delicate line—he’d acted as counsel to Bamboo’s previous owner last year, when the establishment found itself on the bad end of an LC sting. But now Ing had to make the case that the new owners would be running a better operation.

“It’s a new concept, new people to work with,” he told the commission. “Give a new person a chance to try for the American dream.”

Of course, it helped that the Lahaina Shores and Bamboo had already struck a deal negating all 135 letters of protest. The commission quickly approved the license transfer.

Ing got everything he wanted, so he must be doing something right.

—Anthony Pignataro

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 22 Well, it looks like the sordid Akaku public access cable tale is coming to an end.

Those station board members who want to cut a deal and keep the state legislature at bay solidly outnumber those who oppose the plan to share state funds with schools, according to today’s Maui News. What’s more, the paper reports that an attorney for Everett Dowling— the mega developer who wants to build at Makena that first started this insane fight over Akaku—helped write the fund-sharing deal. This is just like that Downing Street memo thing on how George W. Bush wanted to invade Iraq as early as 2002 that no one wrote about until everyone started talking about it and now everyone’s written about it. By that I mean that Dowling’s involvement in the slow financial dismemberment of Akaku is shocking only to those people who don’t normally watch the news or read magazines or go outside during normal business hours. Dowling has been gunning for Akaku for years. He initiated two bills— one each for the state House and Senate—then offered to help the poor legislators in any way he could. Of course his attorney helped write the settlement agreement. I’d be disappointed in Dowling if that wasn’t the case.

THURSDAY, JUNE 23 I had no idea that sending criminals to jail was becoming so passé on Hawai’i.

Sure, we’re still filling up our prisons at an alarming rate, but now—at least where illegal narcotics are concerned—state justice officials want to ratchet up the punishment. On June 21, the state Attorney General’s office filed its fourth “drug nuisance abatement action.” It seeks to

ban Tiffany K. Anderson from her residence in Wailuku. It’s identical to a move back in February to ban 19-year-old Jason Reardon from Ka’anapali Beach. In fact, it’s so identical that Acting Attorney General Lisa Ginoza recycled her own quote from the Reardon action—taking care to substitute “Wailuku” for “Ka’anapali”: “This action sends a message to drug dealers that the sale of drugs in the community will not be tolerated,” she wrote in a press release. “We expect this action to bring some relief to the Wailuku community and its residents.”

Quick, grab your gerbil! Today’s National Take Your Pet to Work Day! I know, this year’s festivities seemed to sneak up on us, but as everyone knows, today’s the day when you’re supposed to pack up Seabiscuit or Rover or whatever it is that you keep around the house for love and companionship and haul it off to the jobsite. No one really knows why we have National Take Your Pet to Work Day—I seriously doubt it was the animals’ idea—but you can count on Governor Linda Lingle to take full advantage of event. Today she appeared in the State Capitol Rotunda with local officials, dignitaries and “cats, dogs and other critters” to sign HB1453, a bill which will finally allow Hawai’i residents to leave trusts for the care of their pets, should the owners, you know, pass on. It’s comforting our esteemed governor and state legislators have finally put aside their partisan differences and come together to support the financial well being of our pets.

SATURDAY, JUNE 25 It’s about time.

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In any case, it sounds to me like someone took no for an answer.

TUESDAY, JUNE 28 Not now—fuming.

Anthony Pignataro wishes someone would open a bar that sells Mushroom Swiss Burgers for no more than $2.75. MTW

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“The VA has already been forced to tap into emergency funds for next year as well as vital construction funds,” he told the Advertiser.

“Now that we have confirmation that there truly is a problem, we can get to work on it together.” Now look—I don’t feel good about bashing Akaka. He’s probably a very nice guy with a heart of gold. But seriously, does he ever stop with the bullshit? First it was that his sole interest in selling out the Alaskan wilderness to oil drilling was catering to the indigenous people. Uh huh. But now this? What does it take for this guy to get pissed off? We are at

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In March, Mark Allen Shook, 43, and his dog attempted to flee Mountain Ranch, Calif.

Police officers who had come to arrest him on a domestic violence charge. He was finally captured after a chaotic fight during which the dog bit off part of Shook’s ear. And in Eltham, England, in May, a family’s dog, chasing a ball, bumped the ladder on which a man was standing to trim some bushes with a chainsaw, causing him to fall and fatally slice the neck of his wife, who was holding the ladder.

THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT British entrepreneur Colin Dowse recently introduced Sprayonmud (about US$14 a quart), which is dirty water chemically treated for greater stickiness, so urban SUV owners can pass themselves off as all-terrain adventurers. And the maker of Doggles (which for several years has sold sunglasses for dogs at about $25) now offers corrective-lens Doggles starting at $75, which veterinary ophthalmologists can prescribe as alternatives to $2,000 lens-replacement surgery, according to a March report by KMGH-TV in Denver.

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A beautician in Sydney said she had long been helping sex workers for that condition but that lately the clients are civilians trying to please boyfriends who are taken by how “clean and light” porno actresses seem. Said another beautician of the ingredient she uses, “I explain that it will give them eczema and [other problems], but they want it anyway.”

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Pushing the limits of rhetorical credulity has proved one of the Bush Administration’s most effective tactics. At a time when leftist postmodernists argue against objective truth and rightist antiintellectuals promote proven lies as absolute truths, reality has become marginalized by legitimized frauds.

In this twisted post-objective world, White House spinners see every screw-up as a golden opportunity. Not only did he not lose the election, Bush and his media organs drone on, he won a mandate! If WMDs weren’t found in Iraq, it just proves that they were moved to Syria—not that the war was based on lies. The former detainees who claim they were tortured at Gitmo?

They “hate America,” says Bush.

Besides, they had been “trained in some instances to disassemble [sic]—that means not tell the truth.” So why did the military release anti-American terrorists? They don’t have an answer to that.

Purveyors of propaganda, like pushers of narcotics, seal their doom when they start partaking of their own product. The first signs that the Bushies were breaking this cardinal rule appeared earlier this year after demonstrations led Syria to withdraw troops from Lebanon. Kindly ignore the bombs blowing up scores of Iraqis and American occupation troops, the neoconmen demanded, even arguing that coverage of the carnage plays into the hands of the Iraqis—er, terrorists. Events in Lebanon, Georgia and Kyrgyzstan, they declared, vindicated Bush, preemptive attacks, the war on terrorism—everything.

“Well, who’s the simpleton now?” crowed conservative columnist Max Boot in the Los Angeles Times as if war were a game. Which it is when you wage it for fun, safely ensconced behind a computer keyboard thousands of miles away from the front lines.

Politicians live or die on their sense of what the average voter cares about and suss out their take on any given issue.

Republican leaders put a thumb right on the national pulse after 9/11: Americans were willing to do just about anything in the name of fighting terrorism, including going to war against two countries that had little to nothing to do with the attacks.

Working up the gay-bashing anti-abortion bigots proved equally potent in 2004.

But victory wasn’t the blank check for

which they’d hoped. They lost touch. They believed their own hype. They overreached.

People don’t want Social Security to be privatized. Nor will they accept, despite Rumsfeld’s oughta-be-classic channeling of Rudyard Kipling “it’s dangerous to civilize nations,” an endless occupation of Iraq. Failing an increasingly elusive military victory against the Iraqi resistance, the American public is looking for any excuse to cut and run.

Revelations of systemic torture of innocent civilian detainees by American troops at Guantánamo, Abu Ghraib and Bagram provide a perfect reason for immediate withdrawal. There are neither WMDs to find nor hearts and minds to win, so why the hell are we there?

It’s American common sense at its finest, but Bush is too self-benumbed to see it.

The Pentagon released a report finding that, despite “a consistent, documented policy of respectful handling of the Koran dating back almost two and a half years,” military investigators had confirmed five cases of desecration of Islam’s holy text by American soldiers. But when Bush and his dogs took to the airwaves to bark “Only five!

Only five!,” even owners of multiple patriotic car magnets shrugged. An Amnesty International report that called Gitmo the “gulag of our time” and declared the United States the world’s most influential torture state stuck. Even Fox News asked whether the GOP would suffer in the 2006 midterm elections as a result.

Standard Bush tactics of blaming the murder and torture of Muslim prisoners on “a few bad apples” like Lynndie England are falling flat. Even people who voted for Bush and supported his wars are changing their minds about torture. What’s going wrong?

Where there’s smoke there’s fire, and most Americans know that if the Pentagon confirms five cases of trashing the Koran there are probably hundreds, possibly thousands more cases, unconfirmed by official channels but no less true. Ditto for the torture allegations. How often have you driven faster than the speed limit? What percent of the time did you receive a ticket? How many times have you fudged your taxes? Ever been audited? Now consider this: How often would you get caught if you had the federal government to cover up for you?

Americans know that torture is the norm and that Bush approves of it. The more they focus on what that says about America, and thus about them, the more their revulsion will grow. It will take more than the usual poohpooh propaganda to distract them from their growing disgust. MTW

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Family Business Jesse & Shawn Richman dominated the Maui Kite Fest

Last weekend’s second annual Maui Kite Fest sported a good turnout, great wind and some very cool action in the air and water. There were many competitors, but two young men were conspicuous.

They were the Richman brothers—Jesse, 12 and Shawn, 16.

Each performed a few impressive handlepasses, kiteloops and jumps. Despite their ages, they competed in the Men’s Pro Division. They fought all the way to the finals with Jesse beating his brother at first, though in the end Shawn won.

“I always look out for him,” says Shawn.

“Sometimes I guess I worry too much,” As for Jesse, he sees more practical advantages to kiteboarding with his brother.

“Shawn is now 16 and he can drive the car,” he says. “That’s so awesome. Every day we would wait for my dad to get to the beach and home, but now since he has his license it’s ‘Goodbye.’”

The two ride together, do tricks together and push each other like all brothers do.

“We fight on the beach, we fight at home,” says Shawn. “That’s normal, but we always get on. We’re brothers.”

While Jesse names world champions Aaron Hadlow and Robby Naish as his idols, Shawn only has one. “Jesse is my hero,” he says. “He can do anything. He beat me in the Maui Kite Fest when I thought I was gonna beat him. He rises to any great occasion. He can get pretty crazy out there. When he eats it I am like, ‘Oh my god, that hurts’ and I swing by and check out if he’s okay. We talk a lot out there on the water.”

At first I thought the elder Shawn first took interest in kiteboarding and got his younger brother to tag along, but in fact it was the other way around. When he was

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nine, Jesse got a small trainer kite from his dad’s friend and started to fly it. He really enjoyed it, but at the time Shawn didn’t think much of it, preferring to play video games.

“I thought it was stupid,” Shawn says now with a smile. “But one day I broke my arm during scouts. [After I healed] I tried it out and loved it. I got hooked. It was so cool. I had never felt anything like it. And of course Jesse was better than me so I had to get better than him!”

They flew that trainer kite for about half a year, then finally went down to the beach to start learning with a real kite and board. Mike Collin, a kiteboarding teacher and family friend, coached them.

“At first, we weren’t sure about it,” says Shawn.

“For six to eight months we came down to the beach just once a week. Then summer came around and we tried every day. Within three months we were staying up wind, but really we were jumping before we could stay upwind. At the time the boards were bigger than us. We were so small it was funny.”

Quite a few people who watched them at the beach told them that they should wait a few years, but the brothers ignored them. In fact, Jesse still remembers his first jump.

“I even have a picture of that,” he says. “I just remember sending the kite and thinking, ‘oh my god, I’m in the air.’ I didn’t look at the kite and ate it. I tried again and it went the same, but after a couple of weeks I managed to do the smooth landing.”

Today their dad rides with them as well, and they want to teach their mother as well. Even their little sister Eva, who’s just 48 inches tall, wants to get started.

“She is eight now and she can fly the trainer kite pretty good,” says Shawn. “We want to get her into the water in a few months. She is pretty small but she really wants to do it. She came and watched us in the contest and now she’s hooked.” MTW

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, Because it s the liberals, and not the conservatives, who truly love America Q: How many Republicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

A: None. The light bulb doesn,t need to be replaced. It is working just fine, thanks to a $50 billion government contract with Halliburton. Only a pro-dark person would consider asking that question. Your hysteric insinuation that there is a light bulb crisis is the overblown hype of the bulblists. As societies become more democratic and richer all of their bulb problems are solved through the marketplace. Worrying about bulbs is simply done to distract attention from the evildoers.

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he Fourth of July is coming and my patriotism is unflagging. Strangely enough, that’s become a bit of a contradiction—not to mention a cool little double-entendre. See, I’ve always loved the American flag, but over the years I’ve reached the point where I don’t wave it anymore. I can’t. The Stars and Stripes have been all but taken away from me.

Flying the flag used to express my simple pride in a nation dedicated to the principles of liberty and justice for all. It used to be a red, white and blue permission slip granting me the freedom to express my sometimes-strident opinions about how we can best live up to those principles.

But now displaying the flag communicates something else entirely. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.

What message comes through to you when you see an American flag hanging on a front-yard pole, flapping from a car antenna, stickered to a bumper or pinned to a lapel?

Think the person who put it there is against the bombing, invasion and torture the United States has done in Iraq and Afghanistan? Favors sweeping environmental protections? Believes that eliminating

weapons of mass destruction ought to start with those in the U.S. arsenal?

Favors guaranteeing basic housing, health care and higher education to all Americans? Opposes capital punishment, prayer in public schools and constitutional amendments that ban desecration of the American flag?

Me neither.

But that’s what I mean when I fly the flag—or when I used to, anyway, back before left-of-center perspectives were somehow disconnected from the conventional definition of patriotism. More often, those opinions are considered outright unpatriotic—even anti-patriotic.

Meantime, the conservative right has wrapped itself in the flag, dyed its viewpoints and policies red, white and blue—and when political battles get intense, splatters anyone who disagrees with the colors of suspicion and treason.

How has it come to pass that dissent automatically equals anti-Americanism?

Well, see, it hasn’t.

Consider the ongoing fight about reproductive rights. The law of the United States guarantees a woman’s right to choose whether she will have a baby. In my mind, this is a freedom worth waving the flag about. But it is the dissenters—those who oppose this law of the land, sometimes to the extremes of harassing pregnant women, bombing medical clinics and shooting doctors—who brand their position with the Star-Spangled Banner.

Of course, that’s their right, not to mention a brilliant strategy. But I think it’s time for those of us who dissent on the other side of the conservative agenda to take back the flag—or at least stretch it so that it once again is a symbol of the inclusive right to debate the issues of our time. After all, we’re the ones with history on our side.

Some of those dudes with their pictures on our dollars—like George Washington and Ben Franklin, for instance—were outright radicals.

Those who protest the actions of our government today are patriotic and brave supporters of the principles upon which this nation was founded.

Those who seek to limit dissent, invade personal privacy and control how adults can behave in private go against these principles. Yet they are the ones waving the flag.

Some of the United States‚ most prominent symbols of patriotism—the inscription on the Statue of Liberty, the Pledge of Allegiance, the lyrics to “America the Beautiful”—were created by people whose lives were devoted to the kind of political dissent that might be branded unpatriotic today.

Consider the following:

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The inscription on the Statue of Liberty—“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”—was written in 1883 by Emma Lazarus, a well-known poet who ran with socialists. She openly supported the single-tax program of Henry George. Leading British socialist William Morris was her close friend. Lazarus believed in the American Dream, but she wrote the words on the Statue of Liberty to emphasize that this country should be available to even the most oppressed of the world’s people.

Especially to them.

Francis Bellamy of Boston wrote the Pledge of Allegiance in 1892, but he was more famous for delivering controversial sermons portraying Jesus Christ as a socialist. The Pledge was part of a magazine campaign to promote the use of U.S. flags in public schools in celebration of the 400th anniversary of Columbus’ discovery of America. But the Pledge was also a defiant document, asserting the country’s core moral values—“one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all”—during an era when capitalism’s individualism begat the greed of the robber barons and the exploitation of the working class.

The lyrics to “America the Beautiful” were composed by progressive poet Katharine Lee Bates, a lesbian who had a decades-long, live-in relationship with economist Katharine Coman. Both women were professors at Wellesley College, outside Boston, and both were active in reform movements involving workers’ rights, the inner-city poor and women’s right to vote. The book that presented the lyrics was called America the Beautiful and Other Poems, and those “other poems” included several that excoriated the United States for its imperialistic policies in the Philippines. In that context, the closing words of the poem take on the tone of strong moral resolution: “And crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.”

Then again, it’s not like left-leaning dissenters of the past half-century haven’t played a part in losing their grip on the flag. During the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s, the occasional desecration of the flag by civil rights activists and anti-war protesters was such a powerful and polarizing technique that the image of flag burning became associated with their causes.

The same is true of the anti-globalization protesters of the past 10 years.

Even when they color their protests red, white and blue, they usually alter the image. Maybe the stars are replaced by a peace sign. Maybe they are replaced by corporate logos to satirize their charge that the United States

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is corporately controlled. One group outfitted the American flag with shopping bag handles.

I happen to believe that the right to desecrate the American flag is another of the things that makes it so great—another protected form of free speech guaranteed by the First Amendment—but in the real world it’s not the best way to win the war of public opinion. Its longterm result has been to allow the right to seize the flag as a partisan symbol, giving its candidates an advantage they still enjoy. This strategy has been so successful that lots of leftists—like me— have come to accept it.

To reverse that trend, we’ve got to get comfortable with our flag again. In addition to their placards of protest, demonstrators must wave the star spangled banner. Campaigners must use both car bumpers and coat lapels—one side with a sticker or button naming their candidate, the other with the image of the flag.

And this Fourth of July, in the name of love and dedication to improving a country that still doesn’t stand behind all that it says it stands for, fly the flag. MTW

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My quest for the imperfect sandwich The other day I was sitting in Mr. Sub in Lahaina eating a perfectly satisfying turkey and bacon sub on a soft wheat roll when I started fantasizing about sitting in a completely different establishment eating a completely different sandwich. I know, it wasn’t healthy.

The place I thought of isn’t even on Maui. It’s in a totally unremarkable strip mall shop that operated under a variety of names—all involving the word “deli”—in the years I patronized the joint. It was located in the totally unremarkable bedroom community of Costa Mesa, California.

But the deli had a grill that was equally useful for BLTs as monster cheese steaks. The place was small—you ate outside on wobbly plastic chairs next to the parking lot or you took your food to go— and it was all business.

You shared no witty banter with the proprietor. If you tried to thank him or talk to him about something other than his golf game or the sandwich you had ordered or were considering ordering, he just stared at you like you were a complete idiot.

Oh, and the sandwich I was dreaming of was a thoroughly pedestrian turkey and Swiss on wheat, piled only moderately high with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, mayo and mustard, then served on a paper plate with a pickle spear and maybe some pasta salad. It wasn’t even the best sandwich I’ve ever had—the bread would get thin and spongy; the onion slices tended to be too thick; on more than one occasion the tomatoes were yellowish. In other words, it was like a million other sandwiches, and yet I ache for it as I write these words.

You see, I love sandwiches. I love everything about sandwiches—the bread, choice of vegetables, cheese (or no cheese—it’s important) and condiments. My favorite insult in the world, told to someone I wish to demean, is simply “Go make me a sandwich.”

I also know exactly how I want them prepared. I can’t make a decent one at home—my peanut butter and jelly is about the best I’ve accomplished—which is probably why I put good sandwich-makers on a pedestal.

My sandwich needs are simple—sliced bread, razor thin meats and high quality pickles. The rest must be adequate, but those first three criteria make or break sandwiches for me.

Ironically, one of the best examples of those sandwiches comes from Dina’s Sandwitch in North Kihei.

Dina serves a solid sandwich—it’s even served on the correct kind of paper plate with pickle spear—but the atmosphere’s all wrong.

It’s not a sandwich shop at all, but a dive bar that serves sandwiches.

For good reason, the beginning and ending of all sandwiches on Maui is Sub Paradise in Kahului. It’s that classic, comfortable sandwich shop that springs up in every American college town that all the activist kids boost to get the rest of the students away from Subway.

Their 27 sandwiches—all served on white, wheat or French rolls—are quite good. They make especially good use of both cotto and dry salami as well as pepperoni. All the usual fixins are available and optional.

But the place isn’t a deli. You can’t get sandwiches on sliced bread. There’s no cheesesteak or hot dog options. Sandwiches come in plastic baskets, not paper plates. And the people who run it are just too nice.

I was in there one afternoon when it was crowded—even more so than usual. This partic-

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See? Sub Paradise is too nice! ular afternoon the line seemed to stretch forever. And there was no place to sit, even at the window-fronting counter.

A couple came in, ordered their lunch, looked around, stood there awkwardly while the staff apologized for the lack of chairs, then went outside and sat on the curb.

When the line finally abated, a staff member

bagged up a couple cookies and walked outside to give them to the couple eating on the curb—a token of apology for forcing them to eat under less than ideal circumstances—but they had just driven away moments before.

See? Too nice. My old buddy in Costa Mesa would never have done that, mostly because he made us all eat by the curb anyway. MTW

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Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

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seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting.

2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret!

Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 2439560. $$

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong-style seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Sam Sushi - A new location and with over 20 years of experience in the food industry.

Catering and party trays available. Open MonFri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 249-2420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian diet that is low in sugar, fat ,sodium and high in complex carbs. Molokai sweet potatoes, taro and brown rice a choice of a plate lunch meat or vegetaritan entree and soup. Open 11 am - 2 pm, M-F 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 2498955.

Simply Sweets Bakery - Delicious sweet and savory pastries, rolls, cakes, Mauisadas and deli sandwiches. Open Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m.

150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with daily specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, panfried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: conveyor-belt sushi!

Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Maui’s famous subs since 1990. An extensive list of breakfast bagels, sub sandwiches and salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade corned beef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner.

Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish.

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and Island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - A fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. Open daily 8 a.m.9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “food for gringos,” too. Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi.

Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended.

Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable take-out seafood, chicken, ribs—all deep fried tempura style or grilled. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Trust us, try the Tiramisu. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner with burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, pastas and Italian specialties created with love and a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free on Monday and Saturday. Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 8750188. $$ Bamboo Chi - Euro, Asian and Mediterranean atmosphere—perfect for relaxing with friends. Pupus, tapas and antipasto. Live music Fri-Sat in the WabiSabi Lounge. Dinner attire suggested. Open from 5 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr., Wailea, 879-4777. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Fresh Bagels with traditional toppings of flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and specialty coffee drinks. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 8757668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food.

Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu.

Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. Open 24 hours.

2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads and hot dogs, homemade potato salad, pasta salad, healthy garden fresh salads and saimin. Open 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Authentic Mexican food.

Fajitas, seafood, enchiladas, tamales, burritos and vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients.

300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Breakfast, lunch, pupus and dinner. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 8792607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi. Open 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$

MON Carnitas-$7.99

Tamales-$6.99 Menudo-$7.99

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Menudo-$7.99

879-9952 • KIHEI • 41 E. Lipoa • Next to Gold’s Gym

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Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. $$ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 8911400. $ Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s A Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak and lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879-7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a huge bar and open-air deck. 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center.

Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies and shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Watch Your Favorite Sports On Our New Bar T.V.s

WED Fish Burrito-$7.99

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Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

From 2-5 PM

TUES Mole-$7.99

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Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

$2.50 Well Drinks $3.50 Margaritas $1.50 Bud Lights

Daily Specials!

WE DELIVER 5-8:30 pm TAKE OUT AVAILABLE

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Happy Hour Daily

Same great food and same friendly staff but now FERNANDO’S has a new name…

THUR Fajitas-$9.99

Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$

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2. Mai Tais 16. Prime Rib Nite $

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Variety Is Our Specialty

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Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer.

Breakfast served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. Open 4-10 p.m.

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast.

Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 8911120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu.

Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

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Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily specials. 1819 S. Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of Louisiana Cajun and tropical flare.

Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Oceanfront dining featuring a delicious chili pork burrito and a large variety of omelets. Island fish, chicken katsu. Open for breakfast and lunch only: Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily specials. Open for breakfast and lunch: 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.

3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish

influences. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily.

Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere with food from Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - A taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, pork or seafood, and veggies. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8758366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck.

Oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza.

Awesome outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches, with 24 TVs and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Entrees come with two side dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 8911991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles, such as house-smoked duck breast on wilted spinach with toasted hazelnuts, grilled whole Moi with jasmine rice and ginger braised bok choy, along with an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

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“Hart” Haymaker Server, Cool Cat Café It’s like a family at Cool Cat’s and it feels really good to have that especially when you are so far away from home. I came to Lahaina in August of 2004 and started working at Cool Cat’s in September. When I first arrived I had to work three jobs but now I work enough and make enough money at the café to only have one job. One job kicks ass.

I moved from Ruston, Louisiana to Maui because I love the sun and surf. I had worked as a chef at several restaurants around Ruston and at a ski resort in Colorado but really wanted to be in the front of the house so I could talk with the customers. I had a few serving jobs during college that were not too serious but I wanted to be a server so I applied at Cool Cat’s.

It sounds corny but I really believe in Cool Cat’s. Compared to a lot of restaurants they have very high quality food and they treat the customers and the employees really well. It’s a family-owned restaurant so it’s not all about turn and burn. They don’t just want to make as much money as possible but want to make sure that the customers and the employees are happy.

Since it’s not corporate there’s no one breathing down your neck and you can do your job your own way. I like that I actually have to work the customers and not just feed as many people as I can. While I work there I want to learn as much as I can from the mangers.

I think that if I work hard it will pay off some day when I own my own business. I would like to one day open a restaurant that is closely based on Cool Cat Cafe. The menu is great, the outdoor setting is relaxing and the employees are happy. I could care less about the ‘50s memorabilia, though; it definitely wouldn’t fly in Louisiana. MTW

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Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard.

Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.

3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and

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more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 5732998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Paia!

Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily specials. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and gyros with a variety of teas. Open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7600. $$ K

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. Lunch 11 a.m.2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

WEST MAUI A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 6670623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, deep-fried tempura style or grilled. Great food, great prices. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!

Island Fish Tacos Grilled Steak, Chicken Vegetarian MAUI Lahaina Square, Lahaina • 661-8883 Kamaole Beach Center, Kihei • 879-5005 Napili Plaza, Napili • 665-0222 Kaahumanu Center, Kahului • 871-7726 BIG ISLAND Prince Kuhio Plaza, Hilo • 959-0359 OAHU Mililani Shopping Center, Mililani • 623-9405 Kailua Village Shops, Kailua • 261-4155

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Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more.

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily specials. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods like Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food, tamales, enchiladas, tacos, soups, rice and beans Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and margarita bar.

Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Overlooking Lahaina Town with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and fountain desserts. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. Open Tue-Sat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific Islands. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6675353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

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Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia.

900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old-Hawaiian styled coffeehouse with pastries, smoothies, salads and sandwiches, quiche. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

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Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper mahi mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Dinner served nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining.

Now featuring reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar - D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai’i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches and hamburgers, along with a full bar.

Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path surf bistro.

Good food, good quality, late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. From clams and lobster soup to chicken tikka, beet and goat cheese salads. Full bar. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K

Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever!

Beef, fish, pork or chicken, served with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese, onions and jalapenos. Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 6670787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

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Mercado - Latino/Mexican market, with produce from Mexico, So. America, Tonga and New Zealand.

Homemade tamales. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all-you-can-eat specials, merry atmosphere and a large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Specialty sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices!

Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. And they deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Delicious Påd Thai, among many other items. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, tossto-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House Restaurant - HawaiianMediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs, 100% dairy-made ingredients. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef.

Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Romones Cantina - Delicious mexican food. Burritos, and enchilades. Happy hour 2 - 6 p.m. and 10 p.m. to close $2 taco;s, happy hour. Half off appetizers. Serving breakfast, Lunch and dinner. Open 8 a.m. - 2 .a.m. 658 Front St. Suite 145C Warf Cinama, Lahaina 667-0845 Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dining restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$

Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private and the antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and takeout. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 6674727. $$$ Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tropica - Oceanfront dining on Ka’anapali Beach, features sizzling steaks, fresh fish, prepared in variety of styles. Specialty entrees, appetizers and deserts.

Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and an extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

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Saturday, 10 a.m. to noon, at Hawaii Nature Center [KEIKI] The Hawaii Nature Center in Wailuku has planned a day for both children and parents to partake in hands on learning about the many interesting insects in our environment. All sorts of questions will be answered about bugs and why they do the things they do. Meant for the fathers who still remember digging up worms, the mothers who will always stop to watch the butterflies, and children who are curious about the creatures that fill the world around them. You can leave your plastic pales at home because participants will be make “insect inns” to take their new squirmy friends home. Children aged five and older are welcomed to attend with an accompanying adult. Reservations are recommended. The price is $14 for non-member child/parent pairs and $7 for member child/parent pairs. Bring the kiddies down to find out more about the little guys that crawl and fly around us everyday. It’s the bee’s knees. Hawaii Nature Center is located at 875 Iao Valley Road in Wailuku. Call 244-6500 for more info. [GABRIELLE POCCIA]

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The Poetress Friday, 7 p.m. at Maui Baha’i Center [POETRY] Maui and Oahu performance poet and storyteller Vernyce Dannells is a Renaissance woman. Her book of poetry called Temporarily Abated uses “song-stories and call-andresponse tales gathered from around the world.” In the piece “Maui Night,” Dannells writes, “Sometimes when the air is fevered/and breathing seems the only motion in the universe/we know the stars will lose their places/and streak a radiant trajectory to earth.” Marie Murphy Hara called Temporarily Abated, “A courageous assessment of what it means to be alive, female and unwilling to be anyone’s stereotype.” The event is free and Dannells will remain to sign copies. The Maui Baha’i Center is located at 3574 Kekahi Place in Makawao. Call 572-0474 for more info.

Rodeo Daze Friday, 7 p.m. at the Oskie Rice Arena in Makawao [EVENT] Everyone loves a good calf-roping, bronc-busting rodeo, right? Well, most everyone. For animal lovers, rodeos can be dark places, full of animal abuse and neglect. But Maui Humane Society officials say Makawao’s rodeo is a whole different ballgame. For the last 14 years, the Humane Society has been sending observers to the rodeo to make sure handlers were treating the animals well. That means no electric cattle prods, horse tripping, knocking calves over during roping contests and plenty of shade and water for the animals. “They expect us there,” said Aimee Anderson, the Humane Society’s Director of Animal Control. “They know it’s in their best interest to run a cruelty free rodeo.” The festivities start Friday night and extend through Saturday and Sunday. For more information, call 572-2076. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Saturday, 6 p.m. at Whaler’s Village

Monday, 12-5 p.m., Center Courtyard of Whalers Village

[MUSIC] Emil Richards is out of control. Born in Hartford, Connecticut in 1932, he learned to play the xylophone at a mere 6 years old. Hello, precocious! He hasn’t stopped with the music since. He’s played, recorded, toured, composed, taught and conducted for over 60 years now. According to his biography on www.emilrichards.com, Richards has “recorded over 1350 film scores and counts over 650 artists that he has recorded and performed with.” Wow, like, all at once? I looked through his list of artists—not only is it impressive in quantity, but in quality as well. The list includes The Beach Boys, Nat King Cole, Blondie, Judy Garland, Bjork and The Supremes, and that’s not even the tip of the iceberg. The list of movies and shows Richards has worked on is even more gargantuan and includes all kinds of famous flicks and shows from the 1960s on through to the present. The more recent including Chicago, Spiderman and X-Men. Lucky for us, he seems to like our island quite a bit, as he visits quite often.

If you miss him this weekend, check for sit-ins with the jazz band at Pacific’O in Lahaina on Friday and Saturday nights. [HEIDI KING]

[HOLIDAY] Fireworks, Shmireworks. There’s a ton of free and fun stuff for kids to do in Ka’anapali! Activities include arts and crafts, such as the annual Keiki Coloring Contest, visor-making with foam shapes, stickers and stamps and dino puzzles for making mini-dinosaurs. There’ll be inflatable rides on the oceanfront lawn, holiday face painting and carnival games like Bottle Knock, Quarterback Challenge and Bean Bag Bear Toss. Geez, they never had that stuff around when I was growing up. Plus, Feather Duster the Clown will entertain visitors with balloons while Keith Brenton and his Bag o’ Tricks will be working magic along the walkway. Okay, now that sounds a little more familiar…

The bigger kids will enjoy the Ka’anapali Classic Car Show, stationed along the Ka’anapali Parkway with more than 60 exotic cars from 1916 to 1960. And the Whaler’s Village stage features the following performances:

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12-12:30 p.m. Hawai’i Yo-Yo Association Stars demos 12:40-1:40 p.m. Hula dancing 1:45-2 p.m. Prizes and Giveaways 2:30-3:15 p.m. A Touch of Magic with Kenn Serrano 3:30-4 p.m. Contest winners announced, and more Of course, don’t forget the mini-“bombs bursting in air.” When the sun sets, Front Street will be closed to traffic until 9 p.m. for the old-fashioned Independence Day fireworks show. The deal starts at 8 p.m. and can be seen from Lahaina Town. For more info, visit www.kaanapaliresort.com. [LINDA GAMPERT]

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Stalemate Spielberg and Cruise taken by aliens “This is E.T. gone bad,” said Tom Cruise of Steven Spielberg’s cinematic adaptation of H.G. Wells’ 1898 novel as scripted by David Koepp (Panic Room) and Josh Friedman. Cruise’s quote certainly applies to Dakota Fanning’s pungent performance here as a negative reversal of Drew Barrymore’s character in E.T. Only there are a lot of other factors that contribute to this film’s inadequacy in the face of impressive sound and special effects that get upstaged by specious situations, a deviating performance by Cruise and collapsing plot points.

Cruise plays Ray Ferrier, a blue-collar divorced father looking forward to spending a weekend of child custody with his young daughter Rachel (Fanning) and his teenaged son Robbie (Justin Chatwin) in his American flag-lined block of New Jersey row houses. Ray is a gear head who drives a muscle car and has a partially built engine sitting in his kitchen. He’s a guy who thinks he’s a lot smarter than he really is and for the first half-hour Cruise creates a suitably domestic version of a New Jersey dockworker living comfortably inside his skin.

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Ray is unpretentious toward his disinterested son but dismissive of his daughter’s precocious tendencies that veer toward her mother’s upwardly mobile qualities. Ray’s ex-wife Mary Ann (Miranda Otto) has traded up for a life in the suburbs with a shiny trophy husband and a brand new SUV. In short, Ray got the better end of the deal and relishes his bachelor lifestyle for all it’s worth.

A colossal swirling lightening storm kick starts the film’s combustible inciting incident as a giant three-legged alien spacecraft emerges from the ground beneath an intersection of streets in Ray’s Americana immigrant filled neighborhood. Spielberg tilts toward George Lucas’ idealistic territory of American Graffiti when Ray’s small town USA suffers the sudden alien invasion with a church serving as the initial target.

Ray exercises his right wing leanings by collecting his semiautomatic handgun with his children before stealing an SUV to take his kids to the imagined safety of their mother’s palatial suburban home.

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Tom Cruise, abductee liner crashes in front of his ex-wife’s house.

Once again the god otherwise known as Steven Spielberg provides a clear path for Ray to exit the disaster. Throughout these tragic episodes, Spielberg retains a hermetic seal on the violence and gore that contradicts the shock ride he guided in Saving Private Ryan.

Spielberg’s potent eschewing of a musical score comes to an obvious halt when the director gets around to directly addressing his career’s recurring theme of paternal resolution during a showdown between Ray and Robbie.

Robbie has a knee-jerk inclination to team up with the U.S. military to battle against the impossibly strong alien foe. The scene takes place on a hill where Rachel waits by a nearby tree for her father’s return while tanks speed toward the fast approaching aliens.

We realize here that not only is Ray an ineffectual father, but that Tom Cruise has broken character from the blue-collar jock in the film’s beginning and morphed into an action movie star. By the time Ray and Rachel seek refuge from the blood-sucking aliens in a dank basement with Tim Robbins as a rifle-packing nutcase named Harlan Ogilvy, the movie devolves into a board game where every plot shift occurs with flashing neon signs. Robbins’ character is so poorly introduced and developed that his scenes come off as a mockery of humor rather than representative of the dark lines his character speaks.

War of the Worlds marks a collapse of power for Spielberg and Cruise. It’s the first Cruise film that doesn’t feature his personage on a poster, and it’s a Spielberg spectacle that scrapes where it should ascend. From a sonic and visual standpoint the movie is remarkable, but from a narrative perspective it never engages the audience with either the evil motivations of the aliens or with the moral foundation of their victims. This war of worlds is a deadlock. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CINEMA Wednesday July 6 MILLIONS 5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER When challenged with what to do with millions of "dollars" that fall off a train on the eve of the switch over to the Euro in Europe, two young brothers, through a simple act of faith, find their own heaven on earth. An enchanting and heartwarming story of two little boys, faith, miracles... and lots of money. Still, no less a critic than Roger Ebert said it’s got “limitless imagination and surprising joy." PG. 98 min

New This Week REBOUND - (PG) - Comedy - Martin Lawrence (Bad Boys, Big Mama’s House) stars in this new feel-good flick that’s rated PG. How wholesome of him. Lawrence plays a college basketball coach, who apparently is good as a coach, yet somewhat lacking as a human being. He’s kicked out of the college coaching scene and finds himself bannished to the middle school world.

Though painfully predictable, the movie features some of my favorite comedians, specifically Megan Mullally (Will & Grace). It’s also got Breckin Meyer (Garfield), Wendy Raquel Robinson (Miss Congeniality) and Horatio Sanz (Saturday Night Live). It should be good for a few laughs and there won’t be much thinking necessary. 87 min.

WAR OF THE WORLDS - (PG13) - Science Fiction/Fantasy - Here’s another end-of-the world, everyone is going to die action movie featuring Tom Cruise. This one is based on the classic H.G. Well’s novel that tells about the battle for humankind’s future. Cruise plays Ray Ferrier, a working class dude who lives in New Jersey, just trying to support his children. His life is shaken when aliens arrive to destroy Earth and he is forced to protect his children. People are so obsessed with the little green guys invading our planet, what about the people who already live here destroying it!?

THE LAND HAS EYES - (NR) - No snarky rhetoric here, just this: “Shamed by her village for being poor and the daughter of a convicted thief, Viki (Sapeta Taito) is inspired and haunted by the Warrior Woman from her island’s mythology. The lush tropical beauty of Rotuma, Fiji contrasts with the stifling conformity of island culture as Viki fights for justice and her freedom.” Well said, Mr. Press Release!

Now Showing ADVENTURES OF SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL IN 3D - (PG) - Action/Adventure, Kids/Family - Here comes another flashy kids flick from the same director responsible for the Spy Kids series. This is about 10-year-old Max who is an imaginative boy, forced to spend a summer alone with only his superhero friends, Shark Boy and Lava Girl. When his crazy summer is over he tells his family and friends all about these two characters but no one believes him. But then the heroes emerge out of space and take little Max along on a mission to save life on their weird planet. And hey, it’s in 3D! BATMAN BEGINS - (PG13) - Action/Adventure, Crime/Gangster - It’s about time a movie explains the emergence of the Dark Knight into a do-gooder for Gotham City! After his parents are murdered, Bruce Wayne fights injustice in the world, returning to Gotham city as Batman. He uses his strength and intelligence to fight off bad guys. Christian Bale plays Batman in yet another installment but this time they got Batman right, including his infamous skintight leather suit. Val Kilmer was a sure-miss as Batman, and George Clooney was too Chanel-looking for the role of this tough, dark hero.

BEWITCHED - (PG13) - Comedy, Romance and

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Fantasy - Instead of simply making the 1970s TV sitcom Bewitched into a movie, filmmaker Nora Ephron made a movie about making a the 1970s TV sitcom Bewitched into a movie. Except the actress they get to reprise Elizabeth Montgomery’s Samantha (Nicole Kidman) is actually a witch! Not Nicole Kidman—the actress portrayed by Kidman. That’s hot! Maybe. Also stars Will Farrell as the guy who plays the Darrin role.

Castle Theater, 572-3456 Millions - PG - Wed 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Cinderella Man - PG13 - Th (1:20, 4:30), 7:40, Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:45), 7:55, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:45, 7:55

CINDERELLA MAN - (PG13) - Drama - Set in New York during the Great Depression era, this tells the story of heavyweight champion James Braddock’s (Russell Crowe) rise to stardom. There aren’t any glass slippers or magic pumpkins in this film but there’s a lot of drama, as Braddock struggles to overcome poverty and provide for his wife (Renee Zellweger) through boxing. Directed

by Ron Howard, it’s nice to see Crowe back in some Gladiator-type action in this two-plus hour flick. Scary fact: Ben Affleck was supposed to play Braddock.

GEORGE A. ROMERO'S LAND OF THE DEAD (R) - Action/Adventure and Suspense/Horror. An uprising of the dead in the barren wasteland surrounding a tenuously enclosed civilization? Oh, sure. But really, this is just a classic tale of greed, corruption, zombies and really, really bad decisions. Much like what went on in Ohio last September. Stars Dennis Hopper, Asia Argento and John Leguizamo.

HERBIE: FULLY LOADED - (G) - Comedy - “Fully Loaded?” That’s what I’ll have to be in order to watch this flick. A comedy/action/adventure/kids/family/Walt Disney movie rated G (no way!), this movie stars Lindsay Lohan, Justin Long, Michael Keaton, Matt Dillon, Brecklen Meyer, Cheryl Hines, Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson. That’s a pretty solid line-up. I loved Justin Long in Dodgeball and Michael Keaton is one of my all time faves. But, honestly, one-and-a-half hours of Lindsay Lohan being all cute, driving a self-minded Volkswagon bug in Nascar is more than l can stomach.

I’m sure children will enjoy it. But for those of us who saw the original, what’s the point?000, let’s all breathe a sign of relief that he didn’t!

THE HONEYMOONERS - (PG13) - Comedy - Ralph Kramden and his wife Alice struggle with money despite Ralph’s attempts at get-rich-quick schemes and a motivational speaker tape series. They have some money saved up, so they decide they want to buy a Brooklyn duplex with their best friends, Ed and Trixie. But whoops, Ralph manages to lose their savedup money when he mixes it up with another one of his money-making schemes. Why couldn’t he have left the money alone!? Now he’s lost their money and Alice as well. Ralph is going to fight hard to get his marriage and money back. Hmm... maybe sell more tapes?

THE LONGEST YARD - (PG13) - Comedy - This remake of the 1974 Burt Reynolds classic stars Adam Sandler and, um, Reynolds again as current and former football star, respectively, who wind up in stir together. They end up putting a team together to play the guards and hilarity ensues. At least, it did back in ’74.

Also stars Chris Rock.

MADAGASCAR - (PG) - Comedy, Kids/Family and Animation - Ah! Finally a movie with stars we can respect: a lion, a zebra, a giraffe and a pregnant hippo (voiced by Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett-Smith, respectively). See, the animals were all “residents” of the zoo but when one of them disappears, the other three go looking for him and all four end up getting captured, put in boxes and shipped back to Africa. Only, something happens with the ship and the four wash up on the shores of Madagascar, having to fend for themselves after being “cared for” by humans all their lives. Yeah, I know, it sounds fishy to me, too, but that’s just half of it! Also stars (the voice of) Cedric the Entertainer.

Honeymooners - PG13 - Th (1:05, 3:15, 5:25), 7:35, 9:45, Fr, M-W (4:10), 9:30, Sa-Su 4:10, 9:30 Land Has Eyes - NR - Th-Fr, M-W (1:25, 3:20, 5:15), 7:10, 9:25, Sa-Su (1:25, 3:20), 5:15, 7:10, 9:25 Land of the Dead - R - Th (1, 3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Fr, M-W (1:15, 3:25, 5:35), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (1:15, 3:25), 5:35, 7:45, 10 Longest Yard - PG13 - Th (1:30, 1:50, 4:20, 4:40), 6:55, 7:20, 9;40, 9:55, Fr, M-W (1:50, 4:40), 7:20, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:50), 4:40, 7:20, 9:55 Madagascar - PG - Th (1, 3:10, 5:20), Fr, M-W (1, 3:10, 5:20), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (1, 3:10), 5:20, 7:30, 9:50 Monster In-Law - PG13 - Th only 7:30, 9:50

Has anyone seen my whistle?

MONSTER IN-LAW - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy Okay, hasn’t this story been told already? Charlie Cantilini (Jennifer Lopez) has finally met the man of her dreams (geez, J-Lo, another one??), Dr. Kevin Fields (Michael Vartan). There's just one problem—his overbearing and controlling mother (Jane Fonda). Also stars the hilariously sassified Wanda Sykes.

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS (PG) - Drama - Pants that travel? A sisterhood of pants?

I think girls will even be embarrassed to go see a movie with such a lame title. But there you have it; the traveling pants and these pants sure get around! Four friends are out shopping when they find a pair of pants that fit all of them perfectly. Hmmm. Then they decide these pants must be magic, so they buy them and send them to each friend for one week over summer as a way to stay in touch. The movie has a good cast (Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel) and a promising storyline, so if you can get over the title—and I’m sure your boyfriend/husband won’t, so don’t bother—it might be worth seeing.

STAR WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH - (PG-13) - Action/Adventure, Science Fiction/Fantasy - The furry and lovable Chewbacca makes his anticipated return to the big screen in the last installment (really!) of the Star Wars trilogy. Get ready to witness the transformation of young Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) into the evil and deep-voiced man in black, Darth Vader (because, let’s face it, without the voice he would not be cool). The rest of the gang is ready for some action as well, including the bearded Obi-Wan Kenobi (sexy Scottish Ewan McGregor, mmmmm), the Senator Padme Amidala and her insane hair (Natalie Portman) and best of all, Yoda! People go crazy for that little green guy, agreed?… Too bad we all know how this trilogy ends.

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Perfect Man - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (1:50, 4:15), 6:50, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:50), 4:15, 6:50, 9:15 Rebound - PG - Fr, M-W (1, 1:20, 3:15, 3:30, 5:25, 5:40), 7:35, 7:50, 9:45, 10 Sa-Su (1, 1:20, 3:15, 3:30) 5:25, 5:40, 7:35, 7:50, 9:45, 10 Sisterhood of the Travling Pants - PG - Th (1:15, 4:10), 6:45, 9:30, Fr-W (1:05), 6:45 Star Wars Episode III - PG13 - Th (1, 4), 7, 10, Fr, M-W (2, 5), 8 Sa-Su (2), 5, 8

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Adventures of Shark Boy - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5 Batman Begins - PG13 - Daily (1, 2, 3:15), 4, 5, 7:15, 8, 10:10 Bewitched - PG13 - Daily (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Herbie: Fully Loaded - G - Daily (12:25, 2:45), 5, 7:20, 9:35 Lords of Dogtown - PG13 - Th only (12:30, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10:05 War of the Worlds - PG13-Daily (11:55, 1, 2:25), 4, 5, 7, 7:35, 9;45, 10:10

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Batman Begins - PG13 - Daily (1:15), 4:15, 7:05, 9:50 Bewitched - PG13 - Daily (1:30), 4:45,7:45,10 Herbie: Fully Loaded - G - Daily (1:45), 5, 7:30, 9:40 War Of The Worlds - PG13 - Th (1), 4:20, 7:15, 10

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MR. & MRS SMITH - (PG13) - Action/Adventure, Romance, Thriller - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie star in this movie that brings domestic abuse to the big screen. Secret assassins they are and now their next targets are each other! Mr. and Mrs. Smith chase each other around with guns, shout out some cheesy lines and then fire off another round. If they loved each other they could just call it quits but this is one messed up case of “I do.” People will go to this movie to see the hotness of Angelina and Brad or maybe for some reassurance in their marriage?

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 Batman Begins - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:15), 3:30, 6:45, 9:45

WED., JULY 6 *with MFF passport (5 films-$40)-single tickets Phone: 572-3456 www.mauifilmfestival.com

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BY HEIDI KING

Youth Gone Wild The many events of the Arts Education for Children Group Festival School’s out for the summer so you know what that means: lots of kids running rampant in the streets. Mostly, they’ll gather in packs at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, fill the skate park at Paia Youth & Cultural Center and crowd the surf and shore breaks at every beach. But for the past two weeks, the Arts Education for Children Group (AECG) has been practicing musical scores and getting ready for the annual Maui Invitational Band Festival.

The AECG started in 1996 when a group of parents decided it was time to address the issue of after-school childcare and arts education on Maui. Since that time they’ve developed after-school arts and cultural enrichment programs for Sacred Hearts School, Pukalani Elementary, Haleakala Waldorf, Emanuel Lutheran, King Kamehameha III and The West Maui Boys and Girls Club.

It’s nice to hear of such a productive feat accomplished by local parents. Their arts education philosophy (according to their website, www.aecg.org) is one that embraces the notion that “talent is not inborn.” Clearly, talent can only be developed through exposure to a nurturing and loving environment.

This is what AECG offers to every child aged five to 15—an opportunity to explore his or her creative boundaries as well as sharpen cognitive and abstract skills and concepts. Studies since the 1970s have shown that music-arts education does affect a child’s academic skills, particularly in the state-mandated standardized exams and SAT scores.

Their first performance takes place on Thursday in the Castle Theater at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center at 7:30 p.m.

The Maui Community Band kicks off the pre-show festivities under the direction of Lisa Owen. The main event features Maui’s own Uluwehi Guerrero, Oahu’s young cello prodigy Riana Anthony, the popular Zenshin Daiko and Jinpu Kai USA—Kin Lyosho Ryukyu Geino Ken Kyusho Okinawan Dancers. Yeah, try and say that just one time fast.

Then on Friday, New Yorker Carl Strommen will conduct his own “Fanfare for a Festival,” which he composed specifically for this event—we’ve got a world premiere here, people. He will by accompanied by the Maui Festival Wind Symphony in the Aloha Pavilion of The Westin Maui Resort & Spa in Ka’anapali at 6:30 p.m.

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On Saturday, California’s award-winning vibraphonist, Emil Richards, will conduct the Maui Festival Jazz Concert on Whalers Village center stage, also in Ka’anapali, at 5:30 p.m.

The concert on Sunday features Henry Allen and Friends, again at the center stage of Whalers Village. In addition, the performance will be filmed for a documentary series called “Legends of Hawaiian Music.”

Hey, you could be in a movie!

For the July 4 Celebration Concert, go to Lahaina to the seaside Library Lawn off Front Street between 6:30 and 8 p.m. Jamallad, led

by Lucien Kouadio Kouassi (who sings in four languages) is opening, followed by Donkey Punch, the headliner for the evening led by Makana Argel (freshly high-school graduated local boy) and includes Maui musicians Mike Buono on drums, Doug White on bass, Gene Argel on keyboards and from Honolulu, blues

harpist Larry Spaulding.

All Ka’anapali and Lahaina concerts are free to the public. Woo hoo!

The final concert of the festival is in Hana on July 5 at Helene Hall. It starts at 5 p.m. and Jamallad will make their second appearance.

There will also be educational and cultural music workshops, which are open to all ages and are free. For more information, call 6672805. MTW

Left to right: Kisa Uradomo, Risa Yarborough, Leslie Asato, Wen Lu Duffy, Taylor Yasui, Jas Jernail

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saturday07/02 sunday07/03

monday07/04 – wednesday07/06

Pono Players, Comedy Improv $15, 8pm

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

Brado 6:30pm

Ray Charles Show w/Bobby Ingram, $5, 8pm

Neto Peraza, Latin Night $5, 8pm

Neto Peraza 6pm

Kilohana No cover, 10pm

Neto Peraza, Latin, $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ Shark In The Water No cover, 9pm

MON - Mark Epstein & Friends, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project w/Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, $5, 10pm; WED - Tom Cherry Band, No cover, 10pm

BAMBOO CHI

100 Wailea Ike Dr., Wailea - 879-4777

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

Gene Argel, Smooth Jazz, No cover, 7:30pm

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

Jamallad, CD Release Party, Reggae, $15, 9:30pm

Sheron De Ponte & The Silverspur Band, $5, 9:45pm

Danny Estocado & Hana’s Own $7 (Contestants free), 9:45pm

Q103 Parade of Bands $5, 9pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Blast, $5, 9:45pm

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1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-9453

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BIG SHOWS Jamallad Maui 2005 - Thursday-Friday, Monday.

Lucian Kouassi follows the footsteps of his older brother Alpha Blondy—now there’s some roots for ya! Bring “Jamallad” (togetherness) music of of true world beat, covering reggae and African Pop. Tickets: $15. Thu, 9:30 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220; Fri, 6 p.m. (all ages) & 10 p.m. (21 & up), Hapa’s Nightclub, 879-9001; Mon, 9:30 p.m., Paradice Bluz, 667-5299.

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Maui Festival Orchestra Concert - ThursdayTuesday. Featuring a broad range of multicultural music including classical, Okinawa, Chinese and Hawaiian. Artists include Na Hoku Hanohano awardwinning Uluwehi Guerrero; internationally-known cellist Lifen Anthony and her 12-year old daughter Rianna.

Maui’s popular taiko group Zenshin Daiko; the Maui Cello Ensemble and the Jinpu Kai USA Kin Lyosho Ryukyu Geino Ken Kyusho Okinawa Dancers. Wow, that’s a lot of entertainment! Tickets: $18, $14, $10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Kapalua Wine Food Festival - July 7-10. The 24th annual Kapalua Wine Food Festival: A Journey to the New World. An exploration of the fine food and wine regions of the world with special emphasis on the bold and compelling wines of the New World, with celebrity cooking demonstrations. 1-866-669-2440.

Celtic Aloha - July 9. Oceans Apart, Islands Together. Celtic and Hawaiian songs, tunes, stories and dances are contrasted and blended for an evening of shared island traditions from the Pacific to the Atlantic. Hula and Step Dance, slack key and Celtic style guitars, along with ‘ukulele. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shankara World Hypno Groove Dance Party July 9. Shankara combines high tech DJ GED world rhythms with classical Indian and Western instruments. Musical variety from the Beatles to originals incorporating English, Sanskrit, Hawaiian and Hopi chants backed with Spirit trance rhythms and mind bending vocals. Dinner music 8:30 p.m., Dancing 10 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220.

FRIDAY, JULY 1 FREE Valet Parking • Dinner served until 10:00 p.m. 9:45 music begins $5 Cover • Dinner Guests Free Admission

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Hawaii Jaycees Summer Jam - July 17. There are numerous community projects throughout the year. In appreciation for the support they receive from the community, This year’s concert features Round & Round and the Opihi Pickers. Free. 4 p.m, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Reggae Legend Beres Hammond - July 20-23.

Along with The Empress of Reggae Marcia Griffiths and the sensational Jimmy Cozier, Beres is one of the most influential reggae artists around. Tickets: $25 adv, $30 at door. Wed-Thu, 7:30 p.m., Kapono’s Aloha Tower Marketplace, Oahu, 808-537-9611. Fri, 6 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, Kahului, 242-7469. Sun, 7:30 p.m., Uncle Mikey’s Hilo, 877-750-4400.

Na Mea Kani Hula: An Evening of Hula Kahiko - July 25. An Evening of Hula Kahiko, emphasizing the use of traditional hula implements. Tickets: $10. 6:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242SHOW. Pagan Pride - July 30. A Hawaiian chant concert, chants draw upon traditional stories and cultural practices, ranging from permission chants to healing chants, chants for nature and the elements, for legendary gods and ruling chiefs. Tickets: $38, $25, $10.

6:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Loggins & Messina - Oct 9. Yes, that’s right, a reunion tour of Loggins & Messina, one of the most popular and successful rock duos of the 1970s. Hey, didn’t they sing “Whenever I Call You Friend?” Maybe that was just Kenny Loggins. Well, whatever. Tickets: $45, $55, $65. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242SHOW.

EVENTs 50th Annual Makawao Rodeo - Thu-Sun, at the Oskie Rice Arena, Makawao. Thu-Fri, 9 a.m., qualifying runs, free admission. Fri, 7 p.m., the Bull Bash. SatSun, 1 p.m., the Rodeo! For more info, call 572-8102.

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50th Annual Paniolo Parade - 9 a.m., Makawao.

This year’s theme is “Guns & Roses.” Does Axel Rose know about this? Anyway, there’ll be a stick horse race from HI Hearth & Leisures Stove Store to the Library at 8:45 a.m. For info, call 572-9565.

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An Old Fashioned 4th of July - 6 p.m. Celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks, music and a children’s carnival. Fireworks will be launched from a barge off the 800 block of Front Street. Festivities continue with a concert on the makai side of the Library Lawn with music by Jamallad, followed by local favorite Makana Argel with Donkey Punch playing Blues and Jazz.

Free. For info, call 667-9175.

Fourth of July Fireworks Cruise - 6:15 & 9:30 p.m., Ma’alaea and Lahaina Harbors. The Pride Of Maui will be hosting a sunset cocktail cruise. Live entertainment, dancing and plenty of ono food and drinks to enjoy on the cruise to Wailea. For info, call 242-0955.

ART Art Night with Sue Perry - Fri, 6:30 p.m. at Lahaina Galleries, Lahaina. Using only a palette knife to apply paint to canvas, Sue Perry creates unique oil paintings full of life and movement with her adept handling of this fast-paced style. Enjoy wine, pupu and conversation. Free. For info, call 661-6284.

Native Cloud Forest Art Hike - Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. at Waikamoi Preserve, Makawao. Artists or anyone interested in seeing an intact native Hawaiian forest.

The hike will allow ample time for artists to sketch,

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COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

monday07/04 – wednesday07/06

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Club 98.3 FM 9pm

Jamallad, Reggae, $15, 6pm (all ages) & 10pm (21+)

MON - Willie K, Live 104.7FM; TUE - Lucky Charm w/Fat Joe, 9pm; WED - Sin Night, 9pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $5, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae At The Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

EL Dogg 9pm

DJs El Gato & DJ John Carmichael/Chicago $5, 10pm

Live Local Artists No cover, 10pm

Rene Alonza w/Mike 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Habanero Brothers No cover, 10pm

Thirsty Thursday Live Music $6, 9:30pm

Lahaina Grown $5, 9:30pm

Saturday Madness, $6, 9:30pm

Karoke w/James No cover, 10pm

Danny Estocado 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Gina Martinelli, 6-9pm

Crunch Pups 9pm

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No cover, 7:30-10pm MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON - Karaoke w/Alana; TUE - Island Grooves w/Vaugn, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ BoomShot, No cover, 10pm

Dr.Nat Available for private events,

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photograph, and find inspiration for the Malama Wao Akua art contest. For info, call 573-6999.

Solo Exhibition 2005 - Sat, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Hui No'eau Visual Arts Center. A unique opportunity for artists to be personally involved in all facets of the planning and installation of their work. The exhibition encourages two types of applications: further exploration of current work from emerging artists and proposals for a new body of work by established artists.

This year's solo exhibition artists: David Hamma and San Shoppell. For info, call 572-6560 or visit www.huinoeau.com.

parties & weddings

No Panties No Piercing Just Kick-Ass

Rio Ritmo Hapa’s Night Club every Sunday 9pm • $5 Cover (6-9 piece) playing Salsa, Samba, Pop Latin also playing at Casanova July 15th

Tattoos Since 1998 10am-10pm Daily

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Sheila Kriemelman Lecture - Tue, 7 p.m. at Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center. Honolulu born, New York artist and art professor, Sheila Kriemelman has studied with internationally acclaimed artists such as Eric Fischl, April Gornik, Roy Lichtenstein and Larry Rivers.

Kriemelman will be giving an overview of what was “in” this year on the New York art scene. Free. For info, call 572-6560.

KEIKI

193 Lahainaluna, Lahaina • 667-2156

Solo/duets and with Pacificaribe Jacque’s every Monday 7-10pm • No Cover (3-5 piece) playing Latin, Gypsy and Brazilian Jazz, Reggae, Contemporary Island Style or with Hot Tropical Latin/Brazilian dance band

Call 572-9536 for booking orvisit website www.drnat.com

Incredible Insects - Sat, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. at the Hawai’i Nature Center. Does a centipede really have 100 legs? Find the answers to these questions and learn about the insects of Ïao Valley. Participants will make an 'Insect Inn' to take their 6-legged friends home. Ages 5 years and up. For info, call 244-6500.

LECTURES The ABCs of a Business Plan - Thu, 12-1 p.m.

Susie Thieman of Maui Economic Opportunity will discuss the reasons for writing a business plan.

Participants will receive an outline of the business plan taught by MEO’s Core Four Business Plan course. For info, call 873-8247.

HRC MAUI 900 Front St., Lahaina Info: 808.667.7400

MONDAYS

POETRY Open Mic Night - Wed, 7 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel Wailuku. Express yourself with music, song, poetry!

Free. For info, call 244-0852.

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POLITICAL The Talking Drum - Fri, 7 p.m. at Maui Booksellers, Wailuku. A documentary shot on location in Ghana, West Africa. The film highlights a group of Australian students studying West African Dance & Drumming and traces the musical journey of Australian percussionist Ray Pereira and Ghanaian musician Nii Tettey Tetteh's attempt to preserve Ghana's traditional music and culture. Free. For info, call 244-9091.

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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

monday07/04 – wednesday07/06

LIFE’S A BEACH

Brian and The Boys from Cool Rush, 9pm

Last Minute Band 9pm

Syruss B Posse $5, 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

MON - Open Jam Night, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa, 9pm; WED - Land Shark Pool Tournament, 9pm

LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Ricardo Dioso 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Voo Doo Suns $5, 9:45

LONGHI’S

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Live Music 9pm

Live Music 9pm

Live Music 9pm

Live Music 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Swerve No cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - Mark & Mike; TUE - DJs Mackie Mac & Big Zeek, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Wailea Nights 8pm

Wailea Nights 8pm

Murray Thorne No cover 8pm

Celtic Tigers No cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; TUE - Acoustico, No cover, 7pm; WED - No entertainment

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LULU’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Late Night Specials 10pm to 1am – 21 & over with I.D.

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Kapalua 669-6286 The Shops at Kapalua

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Free. 244-5263.

Open Gym Nights - Tue and Thu, 6:30-9 p.m. at Lahaina Civic Center. Sports available during those nights will be basketball, volleyball, table tennis and board games. For info, call 661-4685.

DINNER MUSIC

Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-10:00 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur and Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien, Tue; E rnest Puaa, Wed Open mic night; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thur; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m.

Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour, $3 specials. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Gene Argel and Shiro Mori, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m., Shimmy Nights with Bellyroll Dance Company, 2nd Friday of every month, 7-9 p.m.

28 N. Market Street, Wailuku near the Iao Theatre.

244-0852.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4 8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 4-6 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Sir Wilfred’s At Whalers Village - Sun. Live Jazz 5-9 p.m. Main stage. The Best Jazz Musicians on the island, along with special guest stars. 2435 Ka’anapali Park Way, Lahaina 661-0202.

SOUTH MAUI Bada Bing - Fri, Hilarious improv comedy with The Pono Players. Seating 5:30-7 p.m., show 8 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188.

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Su and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea

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Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue, 6:30-9 p.m.; Irish Billy Bones, Wed-Fri, 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 6677477

Live Music Before & After the Fireworks

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636.

Watch The Fireworks Show From Cool Cat Cafe

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

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Embassy Vacation Resort – Ka’anapali Beach 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:309:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Hawaii’s premier Slack Key Guitarists Ola Hou with Pekelo Cosma and Ohana Brown, Fri, 69 p.m.

Whalers Village Center Stage: Polynesian Hula Show, Sat, 6:30-7 p.m.; Sunset Jazz Show, Sun, 5-8 p.m.; Dances of Polynesian, Mon, 6:30-7 p.m. and Drums of Tahiti 7:30-8 p.m; Polynesian Hula Show, Wed, 6:30-7 p.m. and Tahitian Dance 7:30-8 p.m. All Shows free.

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SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

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Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Sunny No cover, 9:30pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB

3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234

Open Jukebox 9pm

Kenny Roberts & Friends 9pm

Tom Cherry & Positive Energy $3, 9pm

Mark Epstein & Friends $3, 9pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm

DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm

Acoustic w/Kanoa & Cody No cover, 9:30pm

MON - DJ, No cover, 10pm; TUE-WED - Live Entertainment, 10pm

Hale & The Hot Lava Band No cover, 9pm

MON - No Entertainment, No cover; TUE - Erin Smith, No cover; WED - John Moore Project w/Elan Rae, 9pm

DA KINECALENDAR 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656.

The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show Wednesday and Fridays.

5:15-8:30 pm.

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Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100

Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Jazz entertainment from 69 nightly.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Tues 6-8:30 p.m.

Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate.

The Legend of Kaulula'au: Young Hawaiians loving their culture and willing to perpetuate an aspect of their Hawaiian culture, the art of storytelling. Every Thur at 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $30 and $27 Kamaaina. 1888-808-1055.

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon and Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri, 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue and Thu, and Wed and Sat 7- 9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-

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Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:309:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

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7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music

by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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You water signs are nothing if not totally yourselves. You get into the most trouble when you try to conform to other people’s expectations, simply because you’re fluid enough to effortlessly flow into the molds they’ve created for you—temporarily. That same dynamism, however, makes staying within the lines your parents, friends and lovers have drawn practically impossible. Resist assuming the shape or (especially) adopting the timetable someone wants you to take on, because it’ll just lead to confusion, disappointment and strife when you seep, evaporate or expand beyond its borders. Tell them you’re a precocious late bloomer and you need to approach tasks (especially ones this personal) in your own way and time. Be clear: They can accept that, or get out of your way.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Consider this week your early birthday present. With Mercury and Venus snogging in your sign, you’ll attract loads of loving attention, of varying types and intensities, without even trying. It’s not that your actual birthday season will be drab and tedious by comparison; it just might not be quite this special (due to circumstances more than people). So enjoy this time while it lasts. Above all, please don’t play the pleasure-deferring games you can sometimes get mixed up in, because at least some of the current pleasantness is definitely of the now-or-never variety. Grab it, or give it up.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Bees communicate by dancing, and so should Virgos. You talk too much, you think too much, you do too much.

I’m not foolhardy enough to advise you to actually chill out and lay around; you’d never do it, unless someone huge (and not ticklish) sat on you and made you do it. I get it. You’ve got too much energy to burn. But give your brain a break, okay? My advice for this week is so simple it’s ridiculous: dance. Dance until your arches fall, your clothes are soaked, and you can’t stop smiling. Doesn’t matter where or how or with whom. Just do it. I guarantee you’ll have a better idea, when you’re finished, of exactly where the honey is.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Some complain that Librans lack stick-to-it-iveness. It’s not that you don’t have the strength or discipline to see something through to its end; it’s that you sometimes don’t care enough to bother. That’s not necessarily a critique; you move on well, and usually for good reasons and to better things. But occasionally you need to stand your ground and stick something out, even if it’s unpleasant, or you’re lured by (supposedly) better things, or even if you believe the venture is doomed. Plant your heels, please. Ignore the carrots and sticks goading you toward new territory. Right here’s where you’re supposed to be, so stay.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Cut up your metaphorical credit cards. Living in perpetual material debt is one thing, especially because you’ve mostly accumulated it acquiring experiences, not possessions. But spiritual debt is another story, and it’s definitely not healthy to let it build up or stick around long. Before you know it, it’ll be holding you back on so many levels it won’t matter where you go, how much money you spend, or even who you screw. Scary, right? You know what you need to do. Make things right. Remember—this isn’t the kind of debt you simply pay off. It’s the kind of debt you transcend.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Your ruling planet, Saturn, will soon finish crawling out of the watery realm of Cancer into the fiery domain of Leo. The shift will make your life easier and more comfortable in many ways, but that’s not necessarily a good thing.

I’m not sure; you may still need the extra goad provided by that Cancer energy to force you to let your feelings show, and go out of your way to express them. Have you truly changed your emotional habits? Unfortunately, most of those involved are unwilling to give you the benefit of the doubt in this arena. This week, humor us: prove it.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Some things should stay in the realm of fantasy. Living in a gingerbread house or coating your lover in hot fudge; these are actually more likely to be gross than appealing. Many of your other sexual and emotional desires are equally unappetizing when removed from the fuzzy confines of your imagination. In there, it’s easy to edit certain details out, fast forward through slow or clumsy sections, and linger on the good stuff. Unless you’re on exactly the right drugs, reality doesn’t usually work that way, though. Remember that this week, when the opportunity to actualize a fantasy of yours manifests. Will it translate, or deteriorate? Might it keep better in your head, where you can savor it for years?

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re goofy, quirky, friendly, unique, eminently likable, creative, funny, talkative…and the list of your positive qualities truly goes on and on. But sometimes people—partially because of the above—have trouble taking you seriously. This can extend to imagining a serious relationship with you, or just trusting you with their innermost feelings, or similarly intimate things. Of course, you and I both know you’re up for this kind of heavier stuff as well. It’s not even that those denying you think you’re unworthy. They simply assume you’re uninterested. They’re wrong, of course, but how to show it? Figuring out that dilemma is—you guessed it—this week’s assignment.

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The Mod When I started junior high, I got into a heavy mod and ska phase. I watched Quadrophenia endlessly, listened to the Jam and the Specials, saw the Untouchables, Roman Holiday and Jo Boxers. I’d wear pillbox hats, long gloves and dresses only from the 1950s. My Grandma especially enjoyed this phase as she used to take me to all the thrift shops in Long Beach when I went to visit.

The New Waver I had a great time in Vegas. Even though it’s known for its adult activities, us kids had lots to do and a bevy of underage clubs we would visit every weekend to dance, smoke cloves and hook up.

We listened to The Cure, Echo and the Bunnymen, Depeche Mode, New Order, Cocteau Twins, Yaz, Kate Bush, Wolfgang Press and the Smiths. That was when MTV actually played videos. And it was “cool” for teens to be sexually ambiguous. It wasn’t just the girls who wanted to be Madonna, and there were plenty of Robert Smith, Prince and Boy George wannabes to steal our makeup and hair products when we weren’t looking.

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Because I was still such a school nerd, I used my status in the various “clubs” I was in— Science, Math, Ski, Thespian—to gain access to the field trips, where I would sneak off to see more shows and go shopping for those hard-to-find laces for my Doc Martens. I also thought it would be really fun to try out for the cheerleading squad. They didn’t think it was so funny.

The Desert Hippie/Metal Head There weren’t a lot of kids in the desert. It was mainly a place for old people and gay movie stars. But we made the most of it.

In Palm Springs, the same kids who were listening to Guns ‘n Roses, Motorhead and Jane’s Addiction, were the same ones going on Grateful Dead tours and selling burritos so they could fund their daily dosage.

When the Dead was off tour, we would head up to the abandoned nudist colony. We had a lot of parties there with great hardcore, metal and pre-“prog rock” bands set up on generators. The band that birthed Queens of the Stone Age was one of ‘em. And we used to make fun of those guys. Stupid us.

Up until that point, I had managed to avoid drugs and heavy drinking and was an honors student. That is, until my last year of high school. That’s when all hell broke loose. I barely graduated. And I barely got out alive.

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It was around this time that I got into Joy Division, Bauhaus, Ministry, Skinny Puppy and Lords of the New Church. I donned the obvious black attire, was obsessed with vampires and witches, wrote morbid poetry and hung out in cemeteries. But I was a good student so my mom didn’t give me too much trouble.

On the weekends, I went to L.A. with friends and hung out at a club called Scream. We’d sometimes slip backstage at shows—the Damned, the Cult, Peter Murphy, Love and Rockets, Sisters of Mercy, Fields of Nephilim. Even underage Goth girls get VIP treatment in Hollywood.

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