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4 MAUI COUNTY Maui bus passes get cheaper in By the Numbers, while National Guard soldiers get screwed in News of the Weird. Our new column, Spin Cycle, debuts with a look at the real meaning of Matson Navigation’s PR. Rob Report examines the smoldering debate around cane burning. LC Watch targets a “rager.” Wind farms stir up controversy and Gov. Lingle gets cozy with Maui News publisher Joe Bradley in Coconut Wireless.

12 FEATURE STORY It’s our annual Eh Brah! extravaganza, this year featuring a bunch of rants related to Maui’s bar scene. Ron Pitts illustrates.

15 ONO KINE GRINDS Heather Nicholson converts a fish skeptic with the help of Hard Rock Cafe’s new seafood menu.

17 A & E Kate Bradshaw tells the inspiring story of artist Darren Quinn.

18 FILM Barry Wurst II says Away We Go is a little too quirky for its own good.

19 Movie Listings

20 DA KINE CALENDAR The Fourth of July is here, and that means rodeos, parades, fireworks, etc. Before all that, Wailuku stages another intriguing First Friday.

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD BOBBING FOR THE BIG APPLE Using GPS and state-of-the-art sonar, Columbia University researchers recently made the first comprehensive map of the wonders submerged in New York City’s harbors. Supplementing those findings with historical data, New York magazine reported the inventory’s highlights in May: a 350-foot steamship (downed in 1920), a freight train (derailed in 1865), 1,600 bars of silver (unrecovered since 1903), a fleet of Good Humor ice cream trucks (which form a reef for aquatic life), and so many junked cars near the Brooklyn and Manhattan Bridges that divers use them as underwater navigation points. Of most concern lately, though, are the wildlife: 4foot-long worms that eat wooden docks and tiny “gribbles” that eat concrete pilings.

BAD EDUCATION The Los Angeles Unified School District pays almost $10 million a year to about 160 teachers and staff who are forbidden to do any work— those subject to discipline but whose cumbersome “due process” and appeals take years to carry out.

One teacher, Matthew Kim, fired by the school board in 2002 for allegedly sexually harassing students and colleagues, still receives his $68,000 a year, including benefits, and (by union contract interpretation) cannot be called on to perform clerical or other non-“professional” duties during the appeals, according to a May Los Angeles Times report.

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Slow burn Community discontent smolders over continued HC&S cane burning t happens with regularity: a smoked-out resident pens a letter to the local newspaper, chastising Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) for persisting with the archaic practice of burning sugar cane fields before harvesting. The writer cites air quality degradation and health risks, lack of regulatory oversight, messy black ash or “Hawaiian snow,” and calls for alternatives, such as growing food for local consumption.

Then the fun begins. Inevitably, other letter-writers quickly come to the defense of the plantation, with a nostalgic posture that often defies reason. Sugar may not be perfect, they opine, but it provides jobs and keeps Central Maui green. Make HC&S stop burning, the authors say, and they’ll go under. Then the isthmus will revert to a dustbowl, or worse yet, it will all become urbanized.

Finally, someone will take the debate to the lowest common denominator: thinly veiled racism or provincialism. “How dare you newcomers tell us how to live our lives? If you didn’t like cane burning, why did you move here? And maybe you should move back.”

Twelve years ago this month, in 1997, Kihei resident Susan Douglas wrote a letter to the editor concerning cane burning, and left her voicemail number. Over 50 people called wanting to do something about the situation, and the Maui Clean Air Coalition (MCAC) was born. Meetings were held; more than 250 people showed up at a public hearing in Kihei attended by a representative from the Environmental Protection Agency’s Region 9 San Francisco office.

The coalition engaged the plantation in discussions about viable harvesting alternatives. At the same time, they formed a legal committee to study the possibility of a class action lawsuit.

The MCAC went so far as contacting Tilby, a Canadian company with patented equipment for cane harvesting and processing. Tilby proposed, at their own cost, building a separate tower adjacent to the existing Puunene Mill with equipment to separate sugar chaff from the cane stalk, and to manufacture ethanol and fiberboard. They hoped the county would agree to run its fleet of vehicles with the locally produced biofuel. But the proposal fizzled and faded away, and in time, so did the momentum of the MCAC.

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LC Watch Faithful readers, part II “Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

- Dylan Thomas Last week, we reviewed a little recent history, citing examples of the Maui County Department of Liquor Control using our paper as a tip sheet, a place to troll for possible violations. That was to set up a recent call we got, from a source who asked that his name be withheld (which, as we also noted last week, is common).

Where there’s smoke, there’s poor air quality. ast forward to three weeks ago, when an Upcountry resident created a Facebook group called Maui Clean Air. The forum is “dedicated to actively exploring, researching, educating, and empowering the Maui community to clean up our air.” The site has swiftly grown to nearly 300 members and comments have been posted detailing communications with state Department of Health and EPA representatives, as well as listing research on pollutants found in cane burning residue.

And thus, a new round of letters has been launched on The Maui News opinion page. A Kula resident attributed asthma problems to Madame Pele and worsening vog from Kilauea’s vents. A Wailuku resident stated that sugar has kept the valley green and “prevented the dust storms that would rage through it.”

There is no doubt that air quality throughout the islands has suffered in recent years due to emissions from the Big Island volcano. But shouldn’t that be all the more reason to find alternatives to open field burning? Maui Electric Company (MECO) power plants in Kahului and Maalaea were 6th and 9th, respectively, on the state list for top producers of harmful emissions, according to the EPA’s Toxic Release Inventory. (A cursory search did not turn up where HC&S’s Puunene Mill landed on the emissions list for 2008. The EPA tracks and regulates point source emissions, but not those from open field burning. There is only one air quality monitoring site on Maui, in Kihei, and data is averaged over a 24-hour period, meaning extreme conditions from burning dissipate and don’t trigger air quality violations.)

Kihei’s Dr. Lee Altenberg, a UH associate professor and native plant enthusiast, refuted the Central Maui dust bowl myth more than a decade ago.

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Responding to misinformation in The Maui News, Altenberg wrote: “Harry Eagar’s usually informative column, Off Deadline, was full of errors Dec. 31 [1997] when confronting the issue of sugar growing in Maui’s central valley.

He spreads the fallacy that Maui’s central valley was “naturally” a wasteland before sugar cultivation. The natural state of the valley was a thick dryland forest. In this forest, giant flightless ducks, nene and other birds roamed among trees that grew nowhere else in the world. Eagar compares the valley to the Arizona desert. Find me one town in Arizona named for flocks of geese that lived there, as Pu‘u Nene is named. The Polynesians reduced this forest to a grassland by recurrent burning as a means to cultivate grass for thatches. But it was cattle that turned the valley into a dust bowl. Beginning in 1793, for a whole generation cattle were let loose to run over Maui. Cattle, pigs, goats and deer turned virtually all of Hawaii’s dryland forest areas into dust. A Natural History of the Hawaiian Islands, edited by E.A. Kay (available in area bookstores), gives abundant details.”

The perpetuation of the idea that only sugar can keep the central valley green ignores the potential for myriad food or fuel

The source told us he and some others were trying to put together a benefit event where alcohol would be served. He admitted they failed to jump through a couple hoops, and ultimately the LC cracked down.

That’s not particularly noteworthy. This is: The source said that when the LC first contacted him, they cited an entry in this very paper’s Da Kine Calendar, which indicated the party was going to be a “rager.”

The wording, incidentally, was chosen by our calendar editor, not the event promoters. But who cares? Calling something a “rager” does not, in itself, indicate anything. Sure, “rager” can mean “large party where copious amounts of alcohol will be consumed.” But, according to the Urban Dictionary, it can also mean “an extremely powerful erection.” (Though considering the LC’s graphic and specific rules about sexual conduct—rules in which words like “vulva,” “anus” and “beastiality” make multiple appearances—that may not have helped.)

see BURN, page 10

At any rate, the point is: this is silly, to put it mildly. For a government agency to be flipping through the pages of this paper, parsing ambiguous language in a small calendar entry, is a big, fat waste of time and resources.

Though in a weird way, it is sort of flattering.

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ROBREPORT BURN, continued from page 9 crops that might serve the same purpose, while using far less water than sugar cane. It also overlooks the plantation’s practice of clearing hundreds of acres at a time, leaving topsoil vulnerable to Maui’s strong trade winds and producing regional dust storms.

In 1994, Pukalani resident Herb Squires helped convene an effort to end cane burning, bringing various stakeholders together for the Alternatives to the Burning of Sugar Cane Committee.

Meeting regularly over the better part of a year, the ad hoc group included representatives from the County Council, A&B, HC&S, ILWU, MECO and the Hawaii Sugar Planters Association (back before plantation operations such as Pioneer Mill and Hamakua Sugar went belly-up).

The committee’s final recommendation was to acquire machinery to strip the leaves of harvested cane, at a projected cost of $2 million dollars.

HC&S went so far as to work on blueprints, while Squires pursued grant funding to help defray the cost. But ultimately, the idea went nowhere.

I met with then-plantation manager Steve Holaday in early 2003, and

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he related that equipment cost estimates for green-harvesting cane were $30 million. Two years later, we met again, this time with MCAC’s Douglas and a Wailea resident who was concerned with the deleterious health impacts on his family.

Holaday told us they had crunched the numbers and believed the cost to retrofit their operation would be a whopping $101 million. Whether those projected costs were realistic or not, I understood that HC&S had no intentions of budging on the issue anytime soon.

Late in 2005, the topic hit the headlines again when the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Air Quality Task Force heard public testimony as part of an 11-hour meeting at the Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort. The USDA task force was familiar with agricultural burning in places like Idaho and Washington, done to discourage plant disease and vermin, but those burns are generally conducted just once a year—as opposed to HC&S, which burns Monday through Saturday, February through December, weather permitting.

The Maui News reported comments I made to the panel, relaying dozens of concerns and complaints registered with my office as Maui County Environmental Coordinator and executive assistant to Mayor Alan Arakawa, and those of other testifiers. Once again, the debate raged

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on the letters page, with patience wearing thin for many. oon, like a school kid summoned to the principal’s office for chewing gum in class, I was asked to address the issue at the Maui County Farm Bureau’s monthly meeting with the Mayor. I sat back and listened to the “concern” they had that I had spoken out on the matter.

I responded by reading a Honolulu Advertiser commentary that advocated self-reliance in food and fuel. “There are few places more vulnerable right now than Hawaii,” the article stated, with billions of dollars leaving the state to import both commodities. “Hawaii has the opportunity,” the piece continued, “to turn two of our biggest challenges— fuel and food—into two of our biggest economic successes.”

Mayor Arakawa, while not stating opposition to cane burning, did come to my defense. “You have a situation with a conflict between the environment and the economy,” he said. “This issue needs work. If you don’t address it, it’s likely to get worse.”

Vilifying HC&S for their reluctance to change is likely to strain the bonds of already divided contingencies in our community. Instead, it may be most produc-

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tive to pursue viable economic and agricultural options—not only to cane burning, but to the mono-cropping of some 35,000 acres, which requires more and more pesticides, herbicides, fungicides and chemical fertilizers.

Diversified, locally focused agriculture would also provide many more jobs than sugar, which only employs about one person per 45 acres. On top of that, A&B’s agricultural sector lost nearly $13 million last year, so surely corporate executives must see the handwriting on the wall.

What if A&B provided regional plots for community gardens, as Maui Land & Pineapple did in 2006 with two acres adjacent to Haliimaile? Perhaps they could engage the community in a planning charette for a new agricultural future, similar to when they sought input on a proposed new community in the Waiale Road area near Waikapu.

Long-term decisions for Maui are often made in A&B’s corporate boardrooms in Honolulu, and haven’t generally met with community approval. How refreshing it would be to see them step into a new paradigm of community-based planning, and to collaborate on strategies to mutually benefit Maui’s agricultural viability and the local economy.

Hey A&B execs, are you on Facebook? MTW

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al restoration efforts in Honokawai Valley and above Kaheawa Wind Farms through his Maui Cultural Lands group.

Lindsey co-founded the Maui Nui Marine Resources Council, was president of the ‘Ohana Coalition, served on the Maui Tomorrow board and much more. Look for a tribute to a life welllived in the July 16 Rob Report.” OK, me again. Why wait ’til July 16, you ask? Next week is our annual Best of Maui, so Rob Report and the other upfront features will be taking the issue off.

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24 This is a story that’s been developing for a while, but the chatter has increased in recent weeks: Not everyone’s pleased with a plan to turn Lanai into a massive wind farm, which would provide power to Oahu and possibly Maui via undersea cables. The project is being spearheaded by Castle & Cooke and its head man David Murdock (the 183rd richest dude on the planet, according to Forbes), who, for all intents and purposes, owns the island. Proponents tout it as a way to reduce Hawaii’s fossil fuel dependence. They also say Lanai is an ideal staging ground for windmills—quoted in an April Bloomberg.com report, a U.S. Energy Department official called the island “the most impressive site I’ve ever been to for wind.” But some have questioned the viability of the endeavor. And many Lanai residents, who pay the highest electricity bills in the state, say Oahu is capable of producing its own power and shouldn’t be outsourcing the job.

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THURSDAY, JUNE 25 I’m going to turn this entry over to our own Rob Parsons: “[Yesterday] morning marked the passing of Edwin ‘Uncle Ed’ Lindsey, now at rest after a long bout with cancer.

Lindsey, 70, was a lifelong educator and a champion of the natural environment. He taught school at ‘Iao Intermediate for 25 years, and was even more active in his ‘retirement,’ spearheading native plant and cultur-

I got an interesting e-mail this morning about the luau Obama threw at the White House for various congresspeople and other D.C. hoity-toitys. The writer, who used a pseudonym, accused the president of “faking Hawaiian, faking local.”

It’s an interesting point—Obama was only partly raised on Oahu—but it doesn’t hold up to scrutiny. Who’s he trying to impress? George Bush, an Ivy League boy with East Coast ties, had a reason to “fake Texas”—it increased his brush clearing, cow rustlin’ Red State appeal.

Meanwhile, I think it’s safe to say that, whether or not he wears a lei and eats kalua pork, Barack’s got the Aloha State in the bag.

SATURDAY, JUNE 27 Gov. Lingle graced us with her royal presence yesterday, popping over to address the Maui Chamber of Commerce at the Fairmont in Wailea. In addition to defending her controversial furloughs— set to take effect in a matter of days pending legal challenges—Lingle reportedly took a swipe at the County Council for slashing the budget of the Maui Visitors Bureau. At the same meeting, the Chamber anointed Maui News publisher Joe Bradley as its new chairman. The News ran a front-page story in today’s issue, which featured only quotes from the governor—no reaction from local officials or Lingle critics. Accompanying the piece was a nice photo of Joe and Linda sharing a hug by the podium. Now isn’t that cozy.

SUNDAY, JUNE 28 Wait…did you feel that?

OK, it won’t look exactly like that.

County Charter dating back to 1963— when the first meeting of the Charter Commission was held—are now available online at mauicharterarchive.org.

County charters, in case you need a refresher, are kind of like mini-constitutions; they deal with the responsibilities and powers of local government—stuff that affects us all but that we tend to deprioritize in favor of other stuff, like the death of washed-up pop stars. OK, so not everything on there is a riveting pageturner. But in 2011 there’s going to be a mandatory charter review, meaning this would be a good time to start arming yourself with information.

TUESDAY, JUNE 30 Here’s what the AP headline says: “Hawaii has fist swine flu death.” Here’s what the third paragraph of the accompanying story says: “[Health] Department spokeswoman Janice Okubo said Monday the swine flu was not the patient’s primary cause of death, but a secondary cause.”

Look, I don’t want to be callous. Certainly when someone dies it’s sad, and certainly if they were infected with a communicable

disease, that’s a story worth reporting.

But, according to Centers for Disease Control statistics, close to 40,000 people die of influenza every year. This particular strain—H1N1 as they want us to call it now to let the poor pigs off the hook—has not proven to be especially deadly, and has mostly impacted people with underlying health conditions. The media’s job is to provide facts and clear-headed analysis to combat hysteria and misinformation. But, as is too often the case, sensationalism has carried the day… In other news: Economic doom and gloom dominate the headlines, but not everyone’s hurting.

According to a rosy report in today Maui News, Maui Community College has seen a significant uptick in enrollment— almost 60 percent more students have signed up to attend in the fall and school officials are predicting similar numbers for the spring. Hey, there are worse things to do when you’re out of work than get an education. MTW Jacob Shafer is also available in Twitter form. Visit twitter.com/jacobshafer or text “follow jacobshafer” to 40404.

MONDAY, JUNE 29 OK, turns out it was a 3.5 quake, centered between Kaupo and Kipahula, according to the USGS (earthquake.usgs.gov). Pretty small in the scheme of things, but the biggest seismic hiccup to hit the Valley Isle in almost three years. Enough to make you pay attention at least… In other news: Got an e-mail today from attorney Lance Collins on behalf of the Lahaina-based North Beach West Maui Benefit Fund. The purpose was to let me (and you) know that documents related to the Maui

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“It’s not that I’m uptight—I just get upset if things don’t go a certain way.”

- Woman to her friend in Wailea

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ach week, we’re inundated with Eh Brah! submissions—far more than we can print. They run the gamut from silly to serious to full-on psycho. Once in a while, we even get a positive one.

As we do every year, we’re going to highlight a handful of anonymous rants we’ve received over the past 12 months that have never appeared in the paper (augmented, as ever, by the original artistic stylings of Ron Pitts). They all center on one theme: booze, and the trouble folks get into when they imbibe the stuff.

If you partake in Maui’s nightlife, chances are you’ve had similar experiences; hell, one (or more) of these might be about you.

Take them as cautionary tales, take them as humor, take them with a lime wedge and a shot of Don Julio—just remember to take a couple aspirin in the morning.

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I know: booze makes people do stupid stuff. When you go out drinking you assume some risks, like getting a drink spilled on you. But if your drink is the color of liquid neon and my date is wearing a white dress it would be a nice idea to at least say sorry and go grab a rag from the bar or something instead of grinning like an idiot and stumbling off. Hope your hangover was a real bitch.

This goes out to the “gentleman” (by which I mean complete and total douche bag) who thought it would be cute to snap my bra strap at a certain Kihei bar. I know you only did it to impress your crew, but the joke was on you when I got in your face and exposed you for the pussy you are. You’re lucky I was in a good mood and didn’t break your nose. Next time don’t pick on the big girls, little man.

To a certain bartender who ignores me every time I come to “his” place: grow up! I slept with her…let it go! It was two years ago and you weren’t with her then. Jealousy doesn’t look good on anyone.

Besides, it’s your job to serve me and anyone else that comes in and orders a drink. You’re just lucky I don’t tell your manager and get your ass fired. You know why I don’t? Because I’m a nice guy. You should try it.

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So you thought you could bump my car in the parking lot by the Lahaina Lulu’s and slip away huh? Not so on this tiny island, brah. I saw you then, I’ll see you again. I may have been tipsy but my eyes were clear. I don’t care ’bout the dent, I got lots of those.

I care about what’s pono and that’s owning up to your actions. You coulda made it all good with a handshake and an apology. Too bad you took the cowards’ way out…now karma is gonna bite you.

Grow up! I slept with her…let it go! It was two years ago and you weren’t with her then. Jealousy doesn’t look good on anyone.

I’m sure you thought it was no big deal (if you were thinking at all, which is doubtful) to leave your broken bottles on the beach. It’s late night after all, who’s going to see or care? I’m also sure it sounded like a fun idea to go do a nightcap on the sand after a night of stumbling through the bars, but that glass won’t clean itself up. Lucky for you there’s others who care enough about the ‘aina to atone for your drunken mistakes. I wish you were tourists so I could blame it on that but I’ve seen at least two of you around. Next time I might call the cops so we can clean up two messes at once and toss you in with the rest of the rubbish.

You’re lucky I was in a good mood and didn’t break your nose. Next time don’t pick on the big girls, little man.

This is for the Euro trash group that ordered over $150 worth of drinks and pupus, broke two glasses, disturbed the other customers to the point where they complained and then left…a $5 tip!

I almost ripped it up on principle. (Almost.) I know you guys don’t tip over there the same as we do, but guess what? You’re here now and you play by our rules. Twenty percent would have been a minimum after what you made me put up with. I hope to God you don’t come in again because I will not be able to hold myself back and I need to keep this job.

To the cop at the sober check point: when I tell you I no drink that means I no drink. No need be a a-hole about it and keep me tied up while you ask stupid questions. Meantime, all the real drunks drive by while you shine your flashlight on tha innocent. Serve and protect? Ya right. MTW

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Good catch Hard Rock’s new fish menu wins over a seafood skeptic hen I was invited to sample the new fish menu at Hard Rock Cafe in Lahaina, I thought the best way to compare their fish dishes to all the other ones on Maui would be to bring a dining companion who doesn’t like fish. If Hard Rock can win over this seafood-averse diner, I thought, then they just might have something to brag about.

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The small “local fresh fish” menu is not nearly as extensive as the regular menu. The focus is on only four preparations of fish: taco, fajita, sandwich and steak. Prices range from $16 to $25. Of course I failed to mention to my dining companion that we would be eating only fish. When the menu arrived he frowned and gave me that all-too-familiar sigh that friends give when forced to do something they don’t want to do.

T h e fish taco is comprised of mahi mahi and all the favorite taco toppings.

It was refreshing to have the fish arrive grilled instead of the heavily battered, deep-fried serving I typically

experience with a fish taco. Hard Rock’s seafood comes from Oahu, but my server tells me the restaurant is in negotiations to start getting fish from Maui waters.

The mahi taco tastes fresh without any of that saltwater, seafood-y flavor that turns most fish haters away. The clean smell and spicy rub applied to the fish did not go unnoticed by my dining companion either. One whiff of the taco set his mind at ease and he dove in.

The first bite was met with some uncertainty, as he swished it around his mouth for awhile. After the second bite he sheepishly admitted that it wasn’t bad at all. This was a good sign, but the mahi is heavily marinated in a rub that you would find in a chicken taco, so I was anxious for him to taste something a little more “fishy.”

When ordering the catch of the day, Hard Rock offers the option of mahi or ahi tuna. A fleshy, pink 8-ounce tuna steak sounded divine and I asked that the chef simply sear the outsides instead of cooking it through. While I knew this would be a challenge for my dining companion— sans the seaweed it might as well have been sushi—but he agreed to the gastronomical double-dog dare.

Fished year-round in Hawaii, one can spot a good piece of tuna by its bright red pigmentation; the flesh is firm and the fish is not too watery.

Hard Rock’s t u n a steak…well, rocked.

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delicious merlot garlic butter, it was the perfect combination of flavors that helped give this fish some bite.

Served with two scoops of rice and snap peas, this is a healthy dish, made even healthier by forgoing the butter for a wedge of lemon.

I’d like to say I enjoyed every ounce of Hard Rock’s catch of the day, but by the time I finished taking notes on the dish my dining companion had devoured the entire plate. I looked at

him in shock—but what could he say with a mouth full of fish?

In short: for uncertain seafood eaters, Hard Rock’s new fish menu has enough of the familiar stuff to get past the idea of fish. Meanwhile, or fish lovers, these dishes are clean, fresh and beckon for seconds—much like the beautiful waters they come from. MTW

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Beating the odds Artist Darren Quinn hasn’t let paralysis stop his forward movement aui boasts a high concentration of people who’ve led extraordinary lives, individuals equipped with an innate grit that predisposes them to fighting—and beating—the odds. So it should be no surprise that artist Darren Quinn calls the Valley Isle home.

Quinn, whose work will be on display at Wow-Wee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill in Kahului, has an especially unusual story, one that seems to be a combination of unimaginably divergent highs and lows. One that utilizes black tape and blood-red paint to convey a message both commanding and open to interpretation.

His bold, diverse, often abstract works are a far cry from the standard landscapes that tend to line gallery walls around these parts (I can see why there are so damned many of them, given our surroundings—but still).

But something else sets Quinn apart from, I can say with near certainty,

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any other visual artist on island: After an accident nearly claimed his life 25 years ago (when he was 20 years old and set on becoming a professional golfer) doctors told Quinn that his quadriplegia meant he’d never be able to use his arms again.

Eff that, he said.

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By 1987, with the help of a physical therapist and a splint, he was able to draw using a Sharpie. Almost immediately, he picked up acrylics and generated a series of abstract portraits, depicting faces sans form.

One of Quinn’s pieces seems to bear a post-apocalyptic message, but he has said he wants the viewer to take it in and be affected by the image without being force-fed a direct point-of-view.

His collection grew, and he started exhibiting and selling his work in 1991.

Five years later he moved to Maui, where his story got even more unbelievable.

After about 12 years of displaying his work in galleries across the isle, he and a couple of friends got designs on a way to get Quinn out on the water. Windsurfing.

It was a three-hulled rig that was able to support two—one in a wheelchair and one standing, managing the sail. Jacques Pauvert—a friend of Quinn probably best known as proprietor of the North Shore eatery/drinkery that bears his name— manned the sail. And it actually worked.

The channel between Maui and Molokai is treacherous. Quinn was equipped with scuba gear in case the boat capsized. Yet the two made it across.

Just recently, Quinn was able to tell his story to nationwide audience.

Perhaps it’s not the avenue one would expect for someone like Quinn, but the Food Network was the channel that picked up his unusual work. Giada

DeLorentiis and her husband are longtime friends of the artist, and DeLorentiis was able to feature an art opening on-air. This, of course, brought even more attention to the man and his story.

And now Mauians can check out the latest additions to his collection, which includes still-life paintings that verge on impressionistic as well as digital prints featuring words like amore starkly cast on a contrasting background.

Most dramatic and notable is “999 (Red and Blue),” which eerily depicts a red gas mask on a blue background. It seems to bear a post-apocalyptic message, but Quinn has said that he wants the viewer to take it in and be affected by the image without being force-fed a direct point-of-view.

His Kahului art opening will take place on Saturday, July 11 and will feature live entertainment from DJ Ray Masters, plus drinks and pupus. It’s a great chance to become a part of this remarkable Maui story. MTW

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Quirk in progress Cartoonish art flick almost rescued by solid performances movie, with details and dialogue so forced, they make the picture feel artificial. Some moviegoers found the dialogue in Juno to be too self-aware, knowingly cute and overly clever. I had a similar problem with this movie, which has “quirky” details— like Rudolph’s character being a surgical artist—that don’t have a purpose but seem to be there because, after all, it’s an art movie! There’s a lovely scene, near the end of the movie, where the couple makes a series of heartfelt promises to one another, but it’s typical of the film’s “whimsy” that it takes place on a trampoline.

Despite committed cameos by Allison Janney and Maggie Gyllenhaal, among others, as the parents from hell, these sequences are so outlandish and cartoonish, they come across like comedy sketches. Instead of presenting “alternative” child-rearing in a way that could provoke conversation between the two main characters (and among the audience), we get parents who raise their kids in such bizarre, demented ways, not even Jerry

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He could gaze into her ear all day.

Springer would showcase these idiots on his show.

The immensely appealing and believable performances by Krasinski and Rudolph keep the film watchable—you’ll find yourself waiting for the movie around them to get better. Krasinski’s ultra-nerdy character grows on you but Rudolph, making her debut in a dramatic role far outside of her skillful SNL caricatures, gives a stunning, layered, awardworthy turn.

One of the best things the film does is show how a woman copes with the joy and hardships of being pregnant and how her boyfriend wants only what’s best, but is

clueless how to be the father and provider he wants to be. We witness the experiences of a frightened couple that wants to be grown up and not settle for a meaningless life. Even when the film goes over the top and threatens to never come back down, it sometimes stumbles on profoundly universal truths.

It’s been 10 years since Mendes directed American Beauty, his celebrated Best Picture winner and debut film, and he still hasn’t made a movie as good. His latest has handsome cinematography, a nice soundtrack, two people you’d want to travel with and a lot of promise, but it never fully delivers. MTW

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SHOWTIMES Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - PG - Th-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 My Sister’s Keeper - PG13 - Th-W 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45 The Proposal - PG13 - Th-W 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9 Taking of Pelham 123 - R - Th-W 9:15 Year One - PG13 - Th-W 1:45, 4:15, 6:45. ThW 9:15.

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WHATEVER WORKS - R - Comedy - OMG. A Woody Allen flick starring (‘Seinfeld’ cocreator) Larry David. David plays a decidedly unlikeable guy who somehow becomes the object of affection for a teenage runaway. 92 min.

Now Showing THE HANGOVER - R - Comedy - A bunch of dudes go to Vegas for a bachelor party and end up having to piece together what happened after they booze copiously.

They’re already making a sequel to it. I’m not joking. 100 min.

ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS - PG - Animation - The adorable creatures from this animated franchise carry on, only this time there are dinosaurs, which will probably mislead another generation of kids on the nature of the fossil record. 89 min.

IMAGINE THAT - PG - Family - Eddie Murphy portrays a financial executive who turns to his daughter’s dream world of magic as his career takes a nose dive. 97 min.

Christopher Guest, among others, which is what confuses me. 105 min.

THE PROPOSAL - PG13 - Romance - This is one of those romantic comedies that periodically gets pushed out. Sandra Bullock is a domineering executive who happens to be Canadian. She marries her assistant in order to stay in the U.S. Laughs presumably ensue (for some). 107 min.

STAR TREK - PG13 - Sci-Fi - This babe-fest is a prequel to the series of events we all know and love from the original flicks and TV shows, with a few time-traveling mind humps thrown in for good measure. Plus: Simon Pegg - of ‘Shaun of the Dead’ fame - plays Scotty. I would go full nerd for Simon Pegg. 126 min.

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN - PG13 - Art, Foreign - If there are two things I can’t get enough of, they are sequels and giant robots. In this case, the revisited giant robot race once again battles other giant robots that happen to be evil. 150 min.

UP - PG - Animation - The latest from Pixar chronicles the voyage of an old widower who, after tying a balloon or two to his house and unwittingly picking up a Boy Scout hitchhiker, is bound for South America, where he has dreamed of visiting all his life. 96 min.

YEAR ONE - PG13 - Comedy - Michael Cera and Jack Black are two hunter-gatherer types who get banished from society and have to fend for themselves. A timely post-apocalyptic how-to. 100 min.

Whatever Works - R - F-Sa 11:10, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10. Su-W 11:10, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50.

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Casanova will feature the country western crooning of Sheron De Ponte and the Silverspur Band (several years running, they’re starting a tradition of their own); and Viewpoints Gallery’s Fourth of July Makawao Paint Out Invitational hosts its Gala Awards from 58pm. [Anu Yagi]

THURSDAY

Just 12 days after the Summer Solstice, July’s First Friday seems poised to proclaim that summer is already in fully swing. The Hot Club of Hulaville will take the stage at the historic Iao Theater, bringing its unique “Adventures in Paradise” show on the road from hometown Honolulu. There, the jazz scene has been ripening from Chinatown to the Atherton, and this steamy ensemble is said to be at its core. On Maui, they’ll share their “special blend of 1930s-style jazz, swing and gypsy music” for a paltry $10 requested donation. When it comes to jazz, you’ll want to look as cool as you’ll feel. So if you’ve got a closet full of Schiaparelli and Vionnet, they’re boasting three evenings of events you can wear your best duds to. Gear up with the Gypsy Jazz Improvization Workshop, tonight, Thursday, 5:30pm at the MACC. Hosted by violinist Duane Padilla, followed by an improv session with all the band, this free (but donations accepted) workshop is open to “students of all ages, abilities and instruments.” Finally, on the Fourth of July, they’ll hold a 6pm show at the West Side’s Westin Resort and Spa. [AY]

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Get your tickets now. This will sell out!

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Sweet as Fuga

The Fourth rite

Friday (July 3), 6pm, Mulligan’s on the Blue, Wailea

Saturday (July 4), Lahaina

When I first heard that Paula Fuga was going to be jamming with Mike Love at Mulligan’s this Friday, I was like, no way. Is this the same Mike Love who allegedly challenged Van Dyke Parks’ seemingly nonsensical lyrics to the SMiLE track “Cabinessence?” Nuh-uh. However little he may have had to do with Brian Wilson’s best work, Love did, after all, participate in the Earth-altering Pet Sounds. Well, it’s actually a different Mike Love that’ll be jamming with Fuga, I was told. This Mike Love is actually the lead singer and main songwriter for Oahu roots band Dubkonscious. That does make more sense, I reckon. I couldn’t imagine Fuga providing lead or backup vocals on “Little Honda” or “Be True to your School.” Plus, adding uke to either tune would be an insult to the instrument. So anyway, not only will these two mellow island sound-generating types headline this most glorious pre-Fourth shindig, but LAWA/Fishtank guitarist Pete Sebastian and singer-songwriter Gail Swanson will also perform. Find tickets at Mulligan’s on the Blue, Request, Wokstar and Wings Hawaii for $10, or $15 at the door.

The Fourth of July is kind of a win-win. On the one hand, it celebrates the right of rich white males to not give money to other rich white males—a tradition still widely practiced among gentry in this country. On the other hand, it is an occasion for those who are not rich, white and/or male to blow stuff up in potentially deadly gestures that signify our resentment of rich white men (or any other power that shouldn’t be). Lahaina is the place to be on Independence Day, if the whole crowded, fireworks, blankets on the lawn, carefully concealed flask of Sailor Jerry is your ideal Fourth scenario. If you get there early enough (which I’d recommended, given that Front Street will be closed down and parking will thus be an effing nightmare), you can catch Latin 21N, followed by Hot Hawaiian Nights as part of the Maui Invitational Music Festival on the library lawn, followed by fireworks at about 8:30pm. Those up for an extra schnazzy experience can hop on a fireworks cruise, such as the one Pacific Whale Foundation is holding ($69.95, food and booze included; visit pacificwhale.org).

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works follow. Free. 5:30 p.m. Lahaina Library

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas - Fri-

John Legend - Thu, Sep 10. No way. This most

Lawn. 575-2527.

Sun, Jul 10-26. This musical is a lighthearted look at

excellent young soulful singer/composer will proba-

Gomega - Sat, Jul. 4. Mulligans’ GM Billy is head-

a smalltown brothel frequented by politicians and

bly sell out quickly. A portion of proceeds from tick-

ed back to Boston. This is his going away

others. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun 3 p.m. Iao Theater,

et sales go toward an effort to improve living condi-

presents this Hot Club performance, which uses a

party/Fourth of July celebration. Wear your favorite

Wailuku, 96793. 242-6969.

tions in African villages. $65/$55/$45. 7:30 p.m.

blend of 30s jazz, gypsy and swing with a Hawaiian

Boston sports team shirt and get in for free. 9 p.m.

Pete Kater & Dominic Miller - Thu, Jul 23.

Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

twist. Only in Hawaii. Free. 6:30-10 p.m. Iao

$5. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St.,

Sting Guitarist Miller and Grammy-winning pianist

Theater, 68 N. Market St. 242-6969.

Wailea, 874-1131.

Kater come together for a night of very mellow

Paula Fuga/Mike Love - Fri, Jul 3. This most

Freedom Rock - A huge deal, featuring Ryan

music. $30. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater,

excellent extravaganza is headlined by rising star

Silky as well as Yoahmama. All for the Fourth. Free.

MACC. 242-7469.

Fuga and Love (DubKonscious) hold down the reg-

6 p.m. Mulligans at the Wharf, Wharf Cinema

Diplo - Sat, Aug 1. This producer and DJ is referred

Big Shows Hot Club of Hulaville: Adventures in Paradise - Fri, Jul 3. Maui Invitational Film Festival

gae side of things starting at 9:30 p.m. Gail

Center, Lahaina. 661-8881.

to as the ambassador of Baile Funk. Paste maga-

Swanson opens the show with an acoustic set at 6 p.m.; Pete Sebastian rocks out the second set at 8

Tickets on Sale

p.m. Find tickets at Mulligan’s, Request, Wokstar and Wings Hawaii. $10/$15 door. 6 p.m. Mulligan’s

on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea. 874-1131.

Hawaii Coffee Association Conference and Trade Show - Thu, Jul 9. Those who consume coffee with great veracity should take note,

Rock

Me

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First

B-Day

Celebration - Fri, Jul 3. Come celebrate this independent clothing designer’s first birthday, which happens to be during Wailuku’s First Friday celebration. Will feature Erin Smith, the Vince

as this three-day event includes coffee roasting

Performance - Sat, Jul 4. This collection of musicians will bust out the tunes they’ve been practicing all summer. Latitude 21 N opens the show; fire-

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Admission is free to this 54th annual Makawao Rodeo tryouts. Thursday and Friday. 9 a.m. Oskie

Rice Arena, Makawao. 572-0386.

Song of the Year. Tickets available at honoluluboxof-

La-Ti-Da Music “Ohana” Demo - This free

fice.com, Wokstar (Kihei) and The Wine Corner

trial of a music class for keiki aged infant to five

(Paia) or by calling 550-8457. $15/$20. 9 p.m.

years and their ohanas. If interested, parents can

Charley’s, 142 Hana Hwy. 579-9453.

sign up for an eight-week session (Jul. 9-Aug 27). 99:45 a.m. Pukalani Studio 95, 95 Makawao Ave,.

er sessions, an awards banquet and much more.

gigantic MACC fundraiser is considered the wine

$250. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani

tasting event of the year, and features musical per-

Workshop: Hot Club of Hulaville - An explo-

Hwy. 244-7643.

formances, gourmet food from top chefs and more.

ration of gypsy jazz with Hot Club of Hulaville violin-

Vintage aloha wear is encouraged. $175. 6 p.m.

ist Duane Padilla. All ages. Improv session follows.

Events Lawn, MACC. 242-2787 ext. 225.

Free. 5:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC,

Mulan - Thu-Sun, Jul 9-Aug 2. This is based Academy of the Performing Arts keiki summer

Maui Community Band 4th of July

Makawao

Maui Calls - Fri, Aug 14. It’s that time again. This

on the Disney version, but it is a Maui

N. Market St., Wailuku. 249-0215.

Planes” was nominated for the 2009 Grammy for

THURSDAY, JUL 02

demonstrations, coffee cupping, farm tours, speak-

Esquire Band and a rock and roll fashion show.

Giveaways all night. Free. 6-9 p.m. Maui Thing, 9

zine called him a mad genius and his “Paper

Events

The Fixx - Thu, Aug 27. King Michel Productions

280-2784.

Kahului. 242-7469.

camp performance type deal, so . Thu-Sat 7:30

brings this 80s fixture to Maui. The Fixx is perhaps

Maui Community Band Performance - This

p.m.; Sun 2 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse,

best known for the tune “One Thing Leads to

gathering of musicians from all levels and walks of

Queen

Another,” or maybe “Saved by Zero.” $33.50-$43.50.

life will feature a performance of a medley of

7 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Fronth St. 800-745-3000.

Braddah Iz tunes, among other things. Part of the

Kaahumanu

Center,

Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.

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Thursday 07/02

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Monday 07/06– Wednesday 07/08

House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm

House Boutique No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Escape Sundays

MON - A Kettle Prime/Casa Del Sol; TUE - Slackin’ Tuesdays; WED - Dub Step Wednesdays

Latin 21 N

Haiku Hillbilly Trio

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

Battle of the Bands

Sheron DePonte and the Silver Spur Band; $10

Alternative Night

TBA

TBA

Teen Night (coming soon)

Wavetrain $5, 9pm

Studio 142 w/ DJs Ray & Mad Max; $10, 10pm

TBA

TBA

Orin & Junior

Dave Carroll No cover

J Cuddy Hung Like A Horse No cover

Erin Smith No cover

MON - Peter; TUE - Live Jazz; WED - Whaleshark, No cover

Quiz Night w/ DJ Chile Dog; 8pm

Pau Hanas

Jarod 10pm

Ms. Beaver

MON - Manic Mondays; TUE - Dart Night

Cherryette Sapphire

Homestead

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Jam Night

Zodiac Party w DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

Ultra Fab w/ DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

Pac Vibe

Karaoke

Jimmy Mac & the Kool Kats; $5, 10pm

Fourth of July Party No cover

Rampage

Gomega

Alliez

Karaoke Night

MOM - Karaoke Night; TUE - DJ Nexus; WED -Pac Vibe (No cover)

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON-WED - Karaoke

Pio Marasco: Chill’n Deep 9pm

DJ Del Sol$10, 9:30pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR

Ladies’ Night

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HARD ROCK CAFÉ 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

MON - Manao Radio Jazz Cafe; TUE - Tom Cherry Band WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm TUE - Front Street Jam/Open Mic; WED - DJ Rozak (Rock)

WED - Wii Game Night; No cover, 10pm Karaoke

TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night SUN - Marty Dread & the Kryptones; $10/$5 Kamaaina, 10pm

Maui Invitational Music Festival. Free. 7 p.m.

Bull Bash - A celebration of the 54th annual

and sign waving. For more info check mauitea-

p.m.

Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu

Makawao Rodeo. Kicks off the biggest rodeo in the

party.com.

Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.

Ave. 877-3369.

state. $20. 7 p.m. Oskie Rice Arena, Makawao.

Bowling Fundraiser - Proceeds will benefit 5-

Plein Air Paint Out - Quick Draw - The

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an

572-0386.

year-old Jharrell Sims. Check-in is 9:30 a.m. 10 a.m.

Makawao Paint Out 2009 has its sights set on the

evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21

Lahaina Jodo Mission Obon Festival - This

Maui Bowling Center, Wailuku. 385-9265.

parade this 4th of July, as the paniolos cruise by in

and older crowd. This week’s flick is Y Tu Mama

vital cultural practice brought over from Japan and

Book Signing - National Geographic photographer

the parade. Check out some rapid fire water color-

Tambien. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.

infused with local culture takes place at Buddhist mis-

Patrick McFeeley will be signing his new book, Jaws

ing. 8:30-10:30 a.m. Makawao Town (Baldwin and

sions island wide. This West Maui installment begins

Maui, which chronicles the pioneers of tow-in surfing. 11

Makawao Avenues). 572-5979.

at 8 p.m. Food available for purchase. 8 p.m. Lahaina

a.m.-1:30 p.m.; 2-4 p.m. Maui Ocean Center,. 270-7075.

He’ui Art Fair - A showcase of locally-made cul-

Swap Meet - From camo hunting

tural arts and crafts, all under the banyan tree.

gear and koa carvings to vintage

Benefits Na Kupuna O Maui Cultural Arts. 9 a.m.-5

aloha postcards and delicate, locally-

p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 281-1567.

crafted jewelry, this place pretty

Paniolo Parade - A trip back to a different time,

much has it all. Killer produce market,

a time when Upcountry Maui was strictly the

too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12

domain of cowherding folk. This is the parade’s

p.m. Maui Community College,

44th year, and this time around it’s celebrating

Kahului Harbor side. 877-3100.

Hawaii’s 50 years of statehood. Free. 9-10 a.m.

FRIDAY, JUL 03 Theatre Arts Splash - Eva Sikes teaches

Jodo Mission, 12 Ala Moana St.,

actors and actresses between the ages of 5 and 9

Lahaina, 96761. 661-4304.

about movement, improv, creative drama and more. A weeklong camp. $175. 9 a.m.-3 p.m.

Maui Academy of the Performing Arts, 81 N. Church St. 244-8680.

Crater Service Trip - This twoday

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Crater gives folks a chance to help restore the place to its original

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Lahaina Arts Society Art Fair - Some of

state while taking in the sights

Maui’s most skilled artists and craftspeople partici-

and hiking some of the island’s

pate in this showcase of locally-produced work. A

best stretches of trail. Hike in

chance to stroll in the shade of the banyan tree and

from the summit, stay at Paliku

check out the latest. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan

and hike out through Kaupo Gap

Tree Park, Lahaina. 661-0111.

on Sunday. Call to register. Haleakala National

on mauitime.com

Wo Hing After Dark - A chance to check out

Park. 876-1673.

some rare Chinese artifacts and other facets of the

Maui

olden days after the sun goes down. Films on this

Tournament - This men’s, women’s and juniors’

topic will also screen. Happens every Friday. $2. 1-

competition takes place over three days. Over a

8 p.m. Wo Hing Museum, Front Street, Lahaina,

grand in prizes will be given out. $5 to enter for

96761. 661-3262.

those under 18; $25 for 18+. Keopualani Park,

All Ages Karaoke - Elaina hosts this chance to show ‘em what you got. Free. 6 p.m. Maui Mall, 70

Quadzilla

Grass

Volleyball

Kahului. 256-5746.

SATURDAY, JUL 04

His work consists of mixed media on canvas boldly portraying colorful marine life. A chance to talk story, have a glass of wine and check out his stuff. Free. 7 p.m. Maui Hands Galleries, 612

Front St. 573-2021.

Makawao Hongwanji Bazaar -

Makawao Town (Baldwin and Makawao Avenues).

This huge garage sale offers tons of

572-9565.

gently used goods, including clothing

54th Annual Makawao Rodeo - A huge deal.

and appliances. Continues on Sunday from 7 a.m. to

Features Maui’s best paniolos competing for glory

noon. 7 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailuku Hongwanji Mission,

and maybe even prizes. This is the biggest rodeo in

1074 Makawao Ave. 572-7229.

the state, presented by the Maui Roping Club. $15

Poli Poli 10-Mile Romp - Get this Fourth off to

adults/$10 seniors & students/$5 kids. 1 p.m.

a fit start by running like the wind - uphill, mostly.

Oskie Rice Arena, Makawao. 572-0386.

Meet at Rice Park and carpool up Waipoli Road. 8

Grand Opening - Amid the excitement of the

a.m. Kula. 878-2949.

plein air Paintout 2009, Viewpoints Gallery will hold

Ko’ie’ie Fishpond Workday - Fishponds were

its grand opening an artists’ awards ceremony in

vital to ancient Hawaiians. ‘Ao’ao O Na Loko I’a O

the gallery’s courtyard. 5-8 p.m. Viewpoints

Tea Party Events - Maui Tea Party celebrates

Maui seeks to restore this south Maui fishpond to its

Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave. 572-5979.

Independence Day with two events on Sat. Join

original state, and invites the public to come help. 8-

Backyard Jam - This weekly pa’ina features

them at the Makawao Parade at 7:45 a.m. Parade

11 a.m. South Kihei Road, Kihei, 96753. 359-1172.

hula

marchers sign up in advance, street team meets

Holokai Club - This monthly happening is a

Productions as well as an all you can eat island

at 8 a.m. at the library. If you’re not up for that, try

chance for little ones out to learn and be enter-

food buffet and discounted drinks. $30. 5:30

the Freedom Rally at Kamaole III Beach Park from

tained and socialize with other keiki. A parent or

p.m. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, 2605

1:00 p.m. on. Acitivities include BBQ, Volleyball

guardian must also be in attendance. 10 a.m.-12

Kaanapali Pkwy. 661-0031.

E. Kaahumanu Ave. 871-1307.

Art Exhibition - Shawn Ardoin knows fish.

Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W.

performances

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Road Closure - It’s that time. Officials are closing

Advance

Gala - Fancy gala includes an Absolut martini bar,

down Front Street between Baker and Hotel

Workshop - This session focuses on document-

passed pupus, door prizes and more. Live music by

Streets in preparation for Lahaina’s gi-normous fire-

ing end of life decisions, organ donations and other

the Sam Ahia Trio. Benefits the proposed West

works display. No mopeds, bikes, booze, etc.

pieces of the puzzle. Free. 6-7:30 p.m. Kaiser

Maui Hospital. $150. 6-9 p.m. David Paul’s Island

Fireworks start at 8 p.m.

Permanente Maui Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani

Grill, 900 Front St. Suite A101. 661-7990.

SUNDAY, JUL 05

Fireworks Cruise - Awesome. Imagine a boat, a few mai-tais and a glimpse of the Lahaina fireworks. Loads of ono food. Pretty ideal. A Pacific Whale Foundation joint. Departs from Ma’alaea and Lahaina Harbors. $69.95/$49.95 keiki. 6:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea

Care

Directives

Pkwy., Wailuku. 270-7308.

Side’s first annual weekly summer festival, which features live music, food, art and a farmer’s market. Free. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina,

Geographic photographer Patrick McFeeley will be signing his new book, Jaws Maui, which chronicles the pioneers of tow-in surfing. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui

Ocean Center, Ma’alaea. 270-7075.

96761. 667-2514.

TUESDAY, JUL 07

Patrick McFeeley will be signing his new book, Jaws Maui,

Altered Forms: A Ceramic Exhibition - A

which chronicles the pioneers of tow-in surfing. 11 a.m.-

showcase of Hawaii artists that highlights strange

1:30 p.m.; 2-4 p.m. Maui Ocean Center,. 270-7075.

and new ways of dealing with ceramics. 10 a.m.-5

times. Free. 7 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St.,

Young Business Roundtable BBQ - Haven’t

p.m. Hui No’eau Arts Center, Makawao. 572-6560.

Lahaina. 667-7400.

had your fill of BBQs this weekend? Want to net-

Nutrition Lecture - Dr. Steve Blake gives a run-

work? Here’s a chance for both. Free for members,

down of the many benefits of Omega 3, 6 and 9

Fourth of July Celebration - Join radio personalities Kila Kila, the Big Hawaiian and Shaggy in celebrating the Fourth. Live music. Beer. Good

THURSDAY 3–10 PM

UR EX TE ND ED HA PP Y HO $2.50 Drafts $2.50 Mai Tais Pupus $2 OFF Cocktails &

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WEDNESDAY

WET WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST

Ladie’s NightWells

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$5 for guests. 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Polo Beach,

fatty acids. Free. 1-2 p.m. Down To Earth, 305

Wailea. 250-1836.

Dairy Rd., Kahului. 808-877-2661.

He’ui Art Fair - A showcase of locally-made cul-

The ABCs of a Business Plan - Start your

tural arts and crafts, all under the banyan tree.

business on the right foot by learning to create an

Benefits Na Kupuna O Maui Cultural Arts. 9 a.m.-5

organized plan of action. Bring a lunch. Free. 12-1

p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 281-1567.

p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center,

54th Annual Makawao Rodeo - A huge deal.

Maui Mall. 873-8247.

Features Maui’s best paniolos competing for glory

Public Meeting: Maui Island Plan - A chance

and maybe even prizes. This is the biggest rodeo in

for the public to comment on land use, directed

the state, presented by the Maui Roping Club. $15

growth policies and mapping. A chance to have a

adults/$10 seniors & students/$5 kids. 1 p.m. Oskie

say in Maui’s future. 2-8 p.m. Kihei Community

Rice Arena, Makawao. 572-0386.

Center, 303 Lipoa St. 879-4364.

International Folk Dancing Classes - These

Flatbread Fundraiser - A portion of the pro-

free classes demonstrate folk dancing moves from

ceeds from pizzas sold during peak dinner hours will

across the globe. Free. Grace Church, Kula (Sun, 4-

go to the Beauvais Ballet nonprofit program. 5-10

6 p.m.); Jewish Congregation of Maui (Tue, 6-8

p.m. Flatbread Company, 89 Hana Hwy. 579-8989.

p.m.). 280-1051.

Invasive Species Education Event - Free

MONDAY, JUL 06 tion of this most important art. Free. 10 a.m.

Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.

Hula Show - A free performance of this vital cultural element. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Center,

275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.

for invasive species. Participants will learn to identify pests like Banana Bunchy Top, little fire ant, invasive marine algae, and others. 5-7 p.m. Hana

Community Center, Hana. 984-3717.

Full Moon Magic Cruise - Astronomer Harriet Witt will narrate what’s happening in the night sky.

Hot and cold pupus will be served, as will mai-tais

Altered Forms: A Ceramic Exhibition - A

and other cocktails. 8-10 p.m. Pacific Whale

showcase of Hawaii artists that highlights strange

Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 249-8811.

and new ways of dealing with ceramics. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Hui No’eau Arts Center, Makawao. 572-6560.

WEDNESDAY, JUL 08

Book Signing - National Geographic photogra-

Climate Change & Sea Level Rise in Hawaii

pher Patrick McFeeley will be signing his new book,

- UH coastal geologist Zoe Norcross-Nu’u will discuss

Jaws Maui, which chronicles the pioneers of tow-

impacts of climate change and sea level rise during

in surfing. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; 2-4 p.m. Maui Ocean

this lunch time Rotary Club meeting. 12-1 p.m. Wailea

Center,. 270-7075.

Hotel (was Diamond Resort), Wailea. 344-3141.

Friends of the Library - Anyone interested is

Wine Tasting - This month, wine expert Alan

invited to attend this monthly meeting. 1-2 p.m.

Jahns will take you on a journey through the vine-

Kahului Public Library. 573-9028.

yards of Chile and Argentina. Bread and cheese

lic is welcome to come check out what these meetings are all about and find out about the Paia relief

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

community training workshops are slated for the Hawaii Early Detection Network, which monitors

Hula Show - A dazzling and reverent demonstra-

DOT Advisory Group Meeting #4 - The pub-

JULY 02, 2009

Health

Sea Talk - Patrick McFeeley - National Maui Summer Festival - Check out the West

Book Signing - National Geographic photographer

Rd. 249-8811.

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included in the price. Partial proceeds go to Pomaikai School. 6 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 28 N.

Market St. 244-0852.

route. 5:30-8:30 p.m. Paia Community Center,

Workshop: Wise Use of Credit - Learn how

Hana Highway. 572-8122.

to ensure financial well-being in the future. Free. 6-

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 07/02

Friday 07/03

Saturday 07/04

Sunday 07/05

Monday 07/06– Wednesday 07/08

Vince Esquire Band No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

Way Back Machine No Cover

Kahala No cover

TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover

All Access Smokin Hot Thursdays

Ohana Groove

Fourth Party with Soul Package

All Access Rehab Sundays

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Pool Night; WED - Movie Night

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

De Aquino Braddahs

Oren & Junior

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke

Karaoke

DJ Motau $5

Salsa Night $7, 10pm

TUE - Live Music

Salsa w/ Barbara & Neto No cover, 9pm

Hot Heineken Nights 10pm

Junior & da Boys

TUE - Industry Night

Rock Fever Remedy 9pm

Friday Night Live 10pm

All Access Xclusive Saturdays; $10, 10pm

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LOS PELONES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900

LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Kenny Roberts

MON - Industry Night; TUE - Classic Surf Cinema; WED - DJ

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MAUI BREWING CO.

Unifires No cover, 9pm

WED - Open Mic Night

DJ Hurricane 9pm

DJ Hurricane 9pm

TUE - DJ Hurricane; WED - Rock Fever Remedy

Paula Fuga/Mike Love/Pete Sebastian / Gail Swanson

Gomega

Yoah Mama

TUE - Louise & Ortiz

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Catfish Ringo No cover, 10pm

Freedom Rock w/ Ryan & Yoahmama No cover, 6pm

Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm

MON - Dubfire, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires; WED Open Mic

Michael Jackson Tribute w/ DJ Bradd; 10pm

All Access DJ LX 9pm

Q103 Battle of the Bands $10, 9:30pm

√√Latin Nite 9pm

WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast, No cover, 10pm

Scotty Rotten

Damien Awai

Brian Como & Friends

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

The La Fontaines 9pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

7:30 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani Clinic, 55

Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This

and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for

weightlifting, power lifting, body building and

Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku. 243-6050.

event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while

chemo patients, Hale Makua and Women Helping

sports-specific weight training by an experienced

learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary &

Women. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 214-9864.

team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St.

Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.

Soroptimists of Maui Meeting - Fri. Visitors

Mark

Ongoing

Weightlifting

Hall,

Good

Shepherd

Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate

Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming

are welcome at this meeting of business and pro-

Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.

the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies.

techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45

fessional women that’s dedicated to improving the

Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue,

Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m.-4

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

lives of women and girls in our community. 4:30

Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free chil-

p.m. 399 N. Market St, Wailuku. 986-8050.

Free Hatha Yoga Class- Kihei - Wed.

p.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall,

dren’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina

Daily Yoga - Daily (except Sun & Wed). Yoga

Classes focus on breathing as you gently stretch

Kahului. 264-1775.

Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. TUE - Baha’i

classes for all levels are offered in lower Kula.

into and out of a variety of poses and postures,

Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours

Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9-11 a.m. Ka Hale

Restorative yoga, asana alignment, vinyasa

revitalizing and toning the entire system creating

helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m.

A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith

flow and women’s yoga classes. Georgi

a sense of flexibility, well-being, peace and much

Call for details. 893-0334.

Maui Center, 9:30-11:30 a.m.; Honokowai Kau

Abelenda instructs. Call for more information.

much more. All levels. 8-9:15am.

Boo

Kula. 280-6171.

Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.

Orientation - Mon. The East Maui

East End Nature Hike - Daily. A kanaka tour

Free

guide will lead hikers through the Kipahulu area of

Rejuvenate your senses with this

Haleakala Park, including a bamboo forest,

Hatha Yoga class. It takes place on

Waimoku Falls and Kapahu Living Farm, which fea-

the green between tennis courts.

tures lo’i kalo. An excellent way to learn about the

And

area’s history, nature and culture. Organized by the

Boo

Zoo

Volunteer

Maps! Links!

Addresses!

Phone #s!

Animal Refuge rescues and rehabil-

Waipualani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.

Yoga

it’s

Class

free.

-

8-9:15

Wed.

a.m.

itates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and

Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU - Paia Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili Terrace, Wailuku, 3-6 p.m.

Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more

info call 661-0111.

the like. This no-kill shelter invites

West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat.

the public to come help care for

Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story

these adorable little guys. It’s proba-

time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10

CALENDAR

bly one of the most rewarding

a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

on mauitime.com

Kipahulu Ohana. 12:30-4 p.m. Kipahulu, Hana

Maui Quilt Guild - Thu. Meet

things one can do. 9 a.m.-12 p.m.

Keiki Dance With Lori Lewis - Every Thu &

side. 248-8558.

other quilters in this monthly open

25 Malu Aina Place, Haiku, 96708.

Fri. Creative Movement for ages ranging from 15

Ecstatic Chanting Kirtan - Tue. Heather

meeting. 6 p.m. Hale Mahoalu

572-7964.

mos. to 5 years old. Call Lori for details. Studio

Neeraja leads kirtan in the tradition of Jai Uttal,

Elima Community Center, Kahului. 572-1168.

Maui Camera Club - Wed. Are you a die-hard

Biofeedback - Fri. Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO

photographer who’s looking to improve? Here’s a

(Fri.). 573-5456.

practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance

chance to talk with other shutterbugs and learn

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a pro-

after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world.

new ways of capturing amazing photos. Happens

gram for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle

Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m.

every second Monday. 6-8 p.m. Maui Adult Day

the phone away from the child and make that call.

Dragon’s Den. 573-2424.

Care, 11 Mahaolu St., Kahului, 96732. 871-5804.

Krishna Das and others. $5-$10. 7 p.m. 115 East

Lipoa St. Ste. 202, Kihei. 874-9642.

Free

HIV/Hepatitis

C

Testing

and

Counseling - Mon-Fri. Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the

Job Club - Fri. Get help preparing resumes,

island. 984-2129.

contacting prospective employers and inter-

Maui, Haiku (Thu.); Little Explorers, Wailuku

Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning

Center. 289-5050.

Keiki

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and

viewing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of

After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama

crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee,

Upcountry clinic offers treatments for under

Maui. 871-4143.

Learning Center offers after-school homework help

Kahana. 665-1114.

$30. No appointment necessary. Mon.-Fri., 8-1

Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting &

and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the lat-

Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group

Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got

est in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10

meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit

tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic

a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.

Low Cost Accupuncture - Mon-Fri. This

and

4-7.

1170

Makawao Ave.

Casanova). 276-6037.

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Keiki Shots - Fri. (Central Maui) Bring children

Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance les-

Walk Waihee - Mon. Take an educational guided

up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in

sons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa

tour of the Waihee Coastal Dunes. Free. 9 a.m. Call

for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records.

Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313.

to register. 244-5263.

Art Art Maui - Daily. This juried art show contains the

Walk-in basis. Free.. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health

Swing & Lindy Hop Dancing - Mon. You’re

Center. 984-8260.

money, baby. This group incorporates rock, hip hop

Sports/Fitness

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards

and anything else rooted in jazz. 7-10 p.m. Kenolio

Healing Movement Classes for Cancer

vastly diverse works of over 300 artists and runs through Jul. 5. Don’t tell Senator Tankerbell. 11 a.m.5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, 1

Cameron Way, Kahului, 96761. 242-7469.

and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3

Recreation Center, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger, an

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

96753. 344-8180.

ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung, this

Meet the Artists - Daily. Every day the Four

movement series releases stress, lessens pain and

Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his

illness, and increases energy for cancer recovery and

or her work. 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort

and Spa, 3900 Alanui Drv., Wailea, 96753. 874-8000.

Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics

Workshops

is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with the County of Maui, Community Classes.

Hawaiian Medicine Workshop - Thu.

prevention. Free. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA. 243-2999.

Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com

Learn about ancient Hawaiian healing principles

Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Daily.

WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays

for further information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei

like Lomi Lomi, La’au Lapa’au and others. Kahu

Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. Thu., 8

presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist

Aquatics Center. 572-4665.

Kapi’ioho’okalani Lyons Naone. $129. 6-8 p.m.

a.m.; Sun., 10 a.m. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe

appearances and more. Featured artists this week

Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yos are

Honolua Village Center, Kapalua Resort,

Beach). 870-6466.

include the Twins and Ben Kikuyama, whose work

silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use

96761. 214-7910.

Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You

them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.

Environment

could be an amazing croquet player and not even

Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s

Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.

many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured

Daily

features arts & crafts, performances, educational

Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish you’ve

Naish

materials, activities and other fun stuff. 10 a.m.-12

seen while snorkeling and how to protect Maui’s

Registration - Daily. The fourth-annual what-

p.m. Queen Kaahamanu Center, Kaahumanu

reefs at PWF’s free Coral Reef Information Station.

have-you will take place July 12th, dude. A 9.54

Ave., Kahului, 96732. 877-3369.

8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea.

Coral

Reef

Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds

808-249-8811.

age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:30-

Kanaha Beach Project - Every

4 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.

Tue & Thu. Join group leader Val

Dance Israeli and International Folk Dancing Daily. Israeli and international folk dancing takes place at Grace Church, Kula, Sundays 4-6 p.m. Israeli

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Hale. . 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m. Kanaha

Beach Park. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.

Paddleboard

Championship

mile course going from Maliko

Magee in helping restore the natuand sunscreen. Meet at the Canoe

897-6770 x2.

know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m.

Holokai Club - Mon. This monthly keiki event

Onsite

will be on display at Lahaina Gallery. 6:30-8 p.m.

on mauitime.com or calendar@ mauitime.com

Gulch to Kahului Harbor. Open to

artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Featured artists this week include the Twins, whose work will be on display at Lahaina Gallery. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina.

661-6284.

dudes and chicks over 18. Visit

Artist Demonstration - Fri. Artist Kathleen

www.mauipaddleboard.com to reg-

O’Bryan demonstrates her use of pastels in depict-

ister. $50.

ing the complex interplay of light and shade within

Group Run - Wed. Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open

Maui’s landscape. 3:30-7 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery,

84 Hana Hyw., Paia. 579-9245.

to runners of all ages and fitness

Altered Forms: A Ceramic Exhibition - A

levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle

showcase of Hawaii artists that highlights strange

folk dancing happens at The Jewish Congregation of

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to

Road Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m.

and new ways of dealing with ceramics. 10 a.m.-5

Maui, Kihei, Tuesdays 6-8 p.m. 280-1051.

inform, educate and involve the community on the

Piilani Highway and Lipoa Parkway.

p.m. Hui No’eau Arts Center, Makawao. 572-6560.

proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m.

Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors -

Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052.

Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink

their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids.

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get

Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling.

5:30 p.m. 669-6271.

free info about marine life and answers to all those

Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30

pesky questions that keep you up all night at this

a.m. Maui Canoe Club. 243-2999.

PWF info stand. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea.

Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in dur-

249-8811.

ing your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free.

Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching

Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900

Front St. 667-9216.

Hula

Classes

-

Sat.

Every

Sat.

Halau

Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.

Maui Waena School.

Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui

Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll

7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.

High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A place for beginners to pick up some steps and sea-

Pukalani. 572-0671.

Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6

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duce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui

Mall, Kahului. 871-1307.

noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku.

984-8200.

weeds in a beautiful garden setting. 8:30-10:30 a.m.

Free Racquetball Lessons - Sat. Yoofs aged

Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798.

13-17 can learn oforehand, backhand and other

Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project -

serving techniques. Games will be played for the

Fri. PWF’s Volunteering on Vacation program gives

course’s final four weeks. Course goes until July

you a chance to help save unique dune ecosystems

18. 10 a.m.- 12 p.m. Maui Family YMCA. 242-9007.

in Waihee. Help weed out invasive plants and get a

Kimo’s 32nd Annual Longboard Contest -

free t-shirt for your efforts!. 7:45 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui

Every Sun & Sat. In memory of Rob Thibault, this

Coastal Land Trust, Waihee. 808-294-8811.

no cord, single fin 9 ft.+ contest is now in the hold-

Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit

ing period. Competition happens every weekend,

remote Honokowai Valley, and help save archeolog-

granted there are waves. Call Jack Starr for more

Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed

ical sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and pos-

info. 205-9500.

& Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and

sibly plant native species. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai

Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open

Valley, West Maui. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.

to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach

Napili Craft Fair - Every Mon, Wed & Sat.

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale

Park, Kihei.

Proceeds earned from sales of these locally-crafted

Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to

Ashtanga Northshore - Daily (except Sat). This

pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

series of Ashtanga yoga moves is performed in the

Transportation is provided. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m.,

Tradition of Shri K Pattabhi Jois. $10 suggested

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian

Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m.,

donation. Mon-Fri 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.; Sun 11 a.m.

arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea

Upcountry Tavares Community Center. 856-8341.

Spreckelsville (Call for details). 269-9003.

Beach Resort.

p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154.

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Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown pro-

tion? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull

soned square dancers to show off their moves.

Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center,

Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue,

Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your atten-

and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing:

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs

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Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott

Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu

Shopping Center. 877-3369.

Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.

canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy.

goods go to Maui Family Support Services. 9 a.m.4 p.m. Napili Plaza, Napili, 96791. 242-0900.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 07/02

Friday 07/03

Saturday 07/04

RB STEAKHOUSE 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123

Bingo Pajama

Unifires

Karaoke

Karaoke

TBA

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

SANTA FE CANTINA 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Monday 07/06– Wednesday 07/08

Live Music

Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889

RUSTY HARPOON

Sunday 07/05

MON - Silky Ringo;TUE - Willie K

Junior & Oren

Kamaaina Night

MON - Ladies’ Night;TUE - Dominick; WED - Ryan Silky, No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - ADD Twins; All no cover, 10pm

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

Jerry Caires Band $3, 10pm

Jerry Caires Band $3, 10pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON - WED - Karaoke

DJ Del Sol

Uncovered

Passion w/ DJ Del Sol

Tradewinds

WED - Freshly Squeezed w/ N8 Castro

Da Ha-Y-Ans

Vince Esquire Band

Gina Martinelli / Open Mic Night

MON - DJ Slackin; TUE - Billy & the Bad Dogs WED - Rick G

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

UNISAN WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

808 Underground Fourth Party; $8/$5, 10pm

Karaoke

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

Live Hawaiian Music

MON - WED - Karaoke

Karaoke

MON -Karaoke; TUE - Pac Vibe; WED - Karaoke

Karaoke

Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall.

Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music

p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Louise & Ortiz;

872-4320.

St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, John Cruz, 7:30 p.m. 100

KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live

Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian Cuomo

Lahaina, 661-8881.

Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith;

demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel

& Friends. 3-6. 1450 Front St., Lahaina. 661-0937.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain

lobby. 667-5978.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty

Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

Mon, Kanoa. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei

Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce

Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun,

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Kalama Village, 874-6444.

that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.-

Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front

Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 7-

Stella Blue’s - All sets 4-6 p.m. Thu, Steve

noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

9 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan

Sargenti; Fri,. Ahamanu Elu; Sat, Joe Bennett;

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave

Schulman, 7-9 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy.,

Mon, Mondokane; Tue, Tom Conway; Wed, Dan &

Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie

Ka’anapali. 661-3123.

Anne. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-874-3779.

Poetry Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian

Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan

Taqueria Cruz - Tue & Sat Live music. All sets 6-

from Silky Ringo; 5-8 p.m. Fri, Mike

9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 875-2910.

Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat,

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat,

future

Damien Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front

Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue

St., Lahaina, 667-7805.

Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri

Wailea, 875-9983.

Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by)

CALENDAR

& Sat, Kincaid Basques; Su, Andrew

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian,

Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Monda Kane; Sun Merv

Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun,

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Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue,

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina.

Oana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Fulton Tashombe; Tue,

Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Ryan

Friends;

All sets except Sat 7-9 p.m. Sat set

Rama Camarillo; Wed, Kaleo Cullen. All sets 6-9 p.m.

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your

Mon,Oversized Productions; Tue,

is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach

The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

original work, your favorite poem, or just come to

Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30 p.m.

be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public

2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.

Library, 662-3950.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab

music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani

hosts an open mic night for poets, musicians and

Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

others who want to be heard. Sessions are record-

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri,

ed and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave,

St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and over are encouraged to share their stuff with the First Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to three minutes. $5. 8 p.m. The Promenade (Wailuku Food Court),

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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,

Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m.

Wharf

Cinema

Center,

Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.

Tanaka

&

See into the

Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

CENTRAL MAUI SOUTH MAUI Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days.

Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond,

Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St.,

5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286.

Wailuku, 244-0852.

Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913

Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed,

South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.

Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave.,

Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m.

Kahului. 877-9001.

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883

Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues

JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.

with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St.,

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea

Wailuku, 244-6816.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat,

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne

Harbor, 243-2206.

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& Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Rick Glencross

Front St., 667-7758.

Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30

Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys.

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sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery,

sets 6-9 p.m.

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Tropica - Thu, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat & Cafe

&

Bakery - Wed, Benoit

Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:30-

Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve Sargenti; . All sets 6-9 p.m.

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at Paia Bay, Paia. 579-9130.

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Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri,

4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100

Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue,

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting

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Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie

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Lawerence and Friends.

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Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing.

6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-

1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

11 p.m.

The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue,

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL

Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso;

5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111

Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:30-

Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele

11 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.

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2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live

`Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 69 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

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2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) If you adopted a five year old child who’d been raised by wolves and never been around humans before, what are the first things you would teach her about fitting in to human society? Certainly reading and writing are important, but they would have to wait until after she’d learned how to speak, clothe herself, and use the toilet, no? Now pretend the person you’re trying to share a bit of your hard-won wisdom with is this little wolf girl. Isn’t it possible (even likely) that the reason they haven’t taken on much is because your lessons have come in entirely the wrong order?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Naturally, if someone was holding open the door to a jail cell and hailing you over, you probably wouldn’t respond too favorably to their calls of: “Hey, come and get in this cage!” However, that’s essentially what you’re thinking about doing. The prison you might enter is gilded and much more luxurious than the bare cell I mentioned above (and possibly more posh than your current circumstances). However, be sure you know what you’re really getting into. Hear what they’re really saying. It may not sound a whole lot like, “Climb into this trap,” but that might be what’s meant nevertheless.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Common sense is poorly named, since sometimes it seems that hardly anyone has it. Don’t count on it this week, or you’ll be sorry. Play it safe. Even if you think something goes without saying, or ought to, say it anyway. People might think you’re an idiot, yes. They might believe you think they’re idiots. The problem is, all it takes is one moron mixed in with the bunch to screw things right up. It’s better to be insultingly redundant than to risk getting burned because you assumed, wrongly, that logic and reason would prevail.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Imagine you’re a tree with its roots sunk deep into a riverbank. You’ve got it made, right? Even in tough times, when every other green thing for miles around is withering in a heat wave, you still flourish. There can be too much of a good thing, however. Suppose the river floods, and all that precious dirt is washed out from under you. I’m glad you’re living in abundance, but be aware that too much of anything—be it wealth, attention, or even talent—can end up carrying you far from all you’ve ever known and loved, and you’d have about as much chance of returning there as a tree swimming upstream. Embrace your abundance and let it carry you away, if you wish, but at your own risk.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Being so unique and eccentric is both plus and minus, depending on the situation. Sometimes it’s a matter of knowing when to focus on the fascinating differences between you and other people, and use them as a source of pride and strength; other times it may be better to accentuate all the ways you are just like the people around you. Figuring out which to do when is a key to your success this week—and flubbing it up could really mess things up for weeks to come. So turn up your social sensitivity and get it right!

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Water, ultimately, is more destructive than fire, and harder to resist. It might take a bit longer, but its effectiveness and thoroughness are indisputable. Destruction has its place, as you know. It’s the way to make room for something new. When you decide to tear something down, embrace methods that are more like water than fire, even if that goes against your habit and nature. You’ve done the slash and burn thing. You’ve also done the Molotov cocktail (bomb and flee) thing. This time, skip fiery explosions and try slow erosions instead. Fires can (and will) be put out.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) If you set up a dairy cow to receive twice-daily milkings, it’s quite painful for her if she doesn’t get them. Similarly, through a concerted effort, you’ve created certain expectations. Just because you’ve changed your mind now doesn’t necessarily change things for anyone else. If the farmer decides he no longer needs the milk, he can’t exactly just stop milking the cow. That’d be ridiculously cruel, and entirely unnecessary. There’s a much more graceful and gradual way for both you and that farmer to change the situation, if it needs changing. Keep looking until you find it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re like a plant growing up in the shade. From where I’m standing, you have two options: extending branches to somewhere there’s more sun, or learning to survive and thrive without much direct sunlight at all. Staying in the shadows and bitching about it, while technically an option, is so lame it’s not worth considering. Figure out what your next step is. Either of the possibilities I listed could work out for you, with a little effort on your part. You simply have to decide what you want. Hanging out here—where you’re not exactly satisfied—has gone on long enough. Decide on your next chapter this week, and start moving towards it.

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CLASSIFIED High Touch Jin Shin Jyutsu Experience profound healing results with Jin Shin. This affordable and effective technique balances all body systems. Reiki and Cranial Sacral also offered. Call: Wendy Areus at 283-9248 La’a Kea Holistic Bodywork Deep Tissue, Efflorage, Energetic, Cranial, Deep Belly. Contact Autumn @ 463-0043. Upcountry, $40/hr, 9am-9pm HEALING HANDS M4M Experience whole body, therapeutic, and nurturing touch for men using a variety of healing energy modalities. In-calls as well as outcalls, serving all of Maui. Call 1877-303-2009.

“Mind/Body Therapies” Release trauma, anxiety, depression, illness, pain, unwanted habits and weight. Hypnosis, EMDR, PSYCH-K, NLP and more. Most Insurance Accepted. Maribeth Theisen MSW, LCSW, CHt. Instructor, 30 years exp. Kihei. www.MauiTransformations.com.

269-2923.

Ho’omaluhia Therapeutic Bodywork Incorporate a Swedish-based session with a variety of therapeutic bodyworks, Deep Tissue, Sports, Reflexology, and Acupressure.

Schedule a relaxing and healing session in Pukalani by calling Richard at 280-8557.

Find Maui’s Holistic Events!

Visit www.mauivision.net today and explore our extensive mind, body & spirit listings. New June/July Maui Vision Magazine Out Now! Call 669-9091 for info.

PSYCHIC READERS Seeking heart centered, full time psychic readers/intuitive counselors for busy phone line. Work from home, make up to $60 per hour. Suzanne 626-482-0833

MASSAGE LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPY Enjoy a Relaxing Professional Massage. Private, Comfortable Makawao location by a Certified LMT $60/hr. For Pregnancy Massage, Deep Tissue, Lomi or Swedish, call Susan 276-2114.

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ELECTRIC EEL TATTOO IS NOW OPEN IN LAHAINA!

For an appointment with Nancy or Hano call 808-872-1113. Private tattoo studio by appointment.

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Above Bounty Music in the back.

“Crazy Chris” and “Hano” are now offering Custom Tattoos, Body Piercing and Laser Tattoo Removal at their new shop located at 840 Wainee Street, next to Maui Tacos. 661-7711 electriceeltattoo.com

Air Maui Helicopter Tours

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Expires Dec. 31, 2009. For reservations call 877-7005

MAUI TATTOO COMPANY

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On The UPside with TERI Tune in every FRIDAY at *NOON* on KNUI 900 AM. Call in 808-871-5900. Check us LIVE online at www.stickam.com/terionupside

HOTCLUB OF HULAVILLE

Friday, July 3rd at 7:30 p.m. at the Iao Theatre in Wailuku A special blend of 1930's style jazz, swing, and gypsy music with a Hawaiian touch.

For more information, visit www.aecg.org

FOURTH OF JULY AT THE PRE-FORECLOSURE CONDOS COOL CAT CAFE! Kihei and Central Maui locations. Prices from $54,900 and up. Contact Josh Jerman, Realtor 808-283-2222 The Wailea Group, LLC MAUI DARK RUM–Rich, dark, elegant rum to top the ultimate Mai Tai. Critically acclaimed since introduction, and a Gold Medal winner, March 2009, in international competition.

Maui’s best-selling dark rum. Made in small batches from 100% Maui sugar cane, Maui rainfall and sunshine. Not sold outside Hawai‘i.

We also offer Maui Platinum, Gold and Reserve Gold, a medal-winner in international competition. For the adventurous, we make the strongest rum available, 155 Proof Braddah Kimo’s Da Bomb Extreme Rum. C STORES, Long’s Find us at ALL MAUI ABC Drugs, Hawaii Liquor Superstore, Foodland, C STORES on Aloha Discount Liquors, ABC Maui, and most independent spirits retailers throughout Hawai‘i. Our rums make fine gifts and travel legally (the 80 proof ones, anyway) in checked luggage on all airlines.

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MAUI YOGA & KICKBOXING IS NOW OPEN! Get 7 days of consecutive Yoga for just $30.

First time customers only, offer expires July 31st. Located at 115 east Lipoa Street in Kihei.

Call 463-8811 for more information.

OCEAN'S BEACH BAR & GRILL-THE BEST HAPPY HOUR ON MAUI Live music this Saturday night "Battle of the Bands" Home of the $3 Heinekin, all day, every day. Located at 1819 South Kihei Road. 11am2am daily

LUNAROMA AROMATIC APOTHECARY Is now open in Paia! Finest quality essential oils, full service aromatherapy bar, custom perfume design, aromatherapeutic blends, hand crafted bath, bofy & spa products. 42 Baldwin Avenue in Paia. 808-579-9714 Lunaroma.com

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