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Bill Medeiros RUNNING FOR: East Maui Councilmember

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CURRENT OCCUPATION: County of Maui Public Works Adviser, West Maui District

I am pro-business because if we are successful in businesses—mainly small businesses—and they produce jobs for people, we have done the right thing.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Why should people vote for you?

BILL MEDEIROS: First of all, I have the experience. I’ve been appointed to and involved in many community and government organizations, including the Hana Community Association, the Citizens Advisory Council, Hana Community Center Task Force, Boy Scouts, and youth sports in Hana and Central Maui. I have worked extensively with government officials and in public relations. Also, I know the East Maui district very well. Both of my parents are from the Hana and Keanae areas, and I was born in Hana and raised there for most of my life.

What is the biggest problem facing your district?

The infrastructure on Maui is a big problem—especially the roads and affordable housing. The bypass projects in Paia and in Lahaina are good examples. We need to fix these problems, but it’s not just up to the county because both of those come off of state highways. The county should be encouraging the state legislative team to provide money and projects for traffic on the Westside and in Paia.

three of the top 10 beaches in the world—Flemmings, Hamoa and one other one. But besides the beaches, there still exists that warm aloha spirit that is part of the culture of Maui and Hawai’i. That makes us different—other places in the world have beaches but not the aloha spirit. MTW

Pakalolo?

I am against the use of illegal substances.

What’s the most difficult thing that has ever happened to you?

One option that we can explore is a mass transit rail system. We can look at projects in other states and counties.

Right now, people are concerned that a rail system or other form of mass transit will take away from the pristine look of Maui. With proper landscaping, however, rail systems can almost be hidden and the land underneath is still utilized.

The most difficult thing has to have been when my grandfather and my father, both police officers in Hana, were shot in the same incident. My grandfather died and my father was wounded but survived.

What is your favorite thing about Maui?

After traveling around the world, especially Europe, in the U.S. Air Force for over three years, I am still convinced that Maui is the most beautiful place in the world. I think we have

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EH BRAH! Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less, changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com Just want to thank the nice people who recently came into the establishment I work at, had their fill and then walked out without paying their tab! Who do you think has to pay for that?

Do you think the owner just pays the bill? Or that maybe it’s paid for by some sort of insurance? If you did, then you’re dumber than you looked, you drunk asses, because I had to pay your bill. Any time one of my customers dines and dashes, I—being the server—has to pick up the check. Now I work a lot—five jobs, to be honest—but it’s not so I can get losers like you drunk for free. I work five jobs to pay for my child’s food and our education.What you did is the same as walking into my house, taking my food from my fridge and leaving us to go hungry for a few days.You did teach me one good lesson: from now on, it’s CREDIT CARD TABS ONLY.

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I’m no stranger to extreme sports.

I’ve ridden overhead waves, my brother’s quad, and once broke my arm launching myself off a hill on my bike (it probably sounds more intense than it was but hey, it was painful).

Basically, I’m a sucker for the adrenaline rush. Usually, my attempts at extremism take place on the ground or in the ocean, but when my friend Katie Morgenstern suggested I go up to Polipoli for a tandem paraglide flight with her company Paraflyght, I rallied my courage and accepted.

The challenges began early that morning, when I had to get up at 6 a.m. Dragging my sister with me, figuring she’d be good for moral support, we made the trek up Waipoli road. The whole way, my nerves and early morning appetite battled in my stomach.

But Polipoli has an incredible view of the entire island, and the mornings are breathtakingly chilly and clear.

Katie, the operation’s sunny and easygoing groundwoman, met us up at the landing site and prepped me for the flight. The waiver I had to sign didn’t do much for my nerves, but the instructional video did. “When Dexter says run, run!” it told me.

“And keep running until your feet are off the ground, like Fred Flintstone.”

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been paragliding for 18 years. He exudes a confidence about his sport that puts me at ease. He also has a pet duck named Chuckie the Duckie that he trained to fly alongside him.

Paragliding began in the 1980s as an offshoot of hang gliding, its more technically demanding cousin. People have been paragliding at Polipoli for about 15 years, and Clearwater has owned Paraflyght for the last five years. He and Katie are at Polipoli every single morning, seven days a week, 365 days a year.

There are about 30 active paragliding pilots on Maui, and some of them are at Polipoli this morning, getting ready to take flight into the rising sun. Clearwater’s students line the road, as bodies and equipment are loaded into his truck for a ride up the mountain to Ferns, the highest spot. We can see them through the trees as they launch, the tiny paragliders winding down over the trees. Clearwater sends his students down first before taking off with his first tandem of the day, an 18-year-old girl. We watch them float down the mountain as we sit at the landing site.

While we “parawait” for the first two tandems, Katie tells me that no one’s ever died paragliding at this site, though a girl was paralyzed many years ago, before Clearwater owned the company. “The most common injury, besides broken ankles, is tailbone fractures,” she says as she shows us her harness, a comfy 14-inch thick cradle seat you sit in during flights.

“A couple of pilots got stuck in the trees a couple weeks ago, but they’re okay.”

The average flight for a tandem with Paraflyght lasts about 15 minutes, but Katie says that some crazies have logged nine and 10 hour flights. I can’t help but wonder what they did when they had to pee.

Then the paragliders start making their landings. Most are pretty smooth, but one guy sits down pretty hard on his butt.

Finally it’s my turn. Clearwater tells me on our ride up the mountain that Polipoli is one of the most consistent paragliding sites in the world. Because the clouds obscure the view by 11 a.m. most days, paragliding is a morning sport here. In his 18 years of paragliding, Clearwater says he’s never had an accident. I find this very reassuring.

At the launch site, called Echos, I’m strapped into a tandem harness in front of Clearwater. The air is completely still, so we wait for a breeze. As my anticipation builds, I wonder if he’s stalling on purpose, just to make my heart pound.

Probably not. Then the wind picks up and he calls out, “One, two, three… run!”

We run, or at least I try to, and I feel the resistance of the big wing pulling behind us.

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I do my Fred Flintstone bit, digging my heels into the ground, and then suddenly I’m hanging over the quickly receding ground.

Then Clearwater pulls me back in the cocoon-like safety of the harness, and I’m cradled comfortably in the soft snailshaped seat. It’s a bit like the swings at the county fair, but much higher and much, much calmer.

Since I don’t have to do anything, my heart slows down as I begin emjoying the view of the whole island. The instructional video had said, “fly like a bird,” and while I know of few birds that hang from giant pillow-like kites, it’s still about as close to actually flying as us humans are probably going to get.

We catch some air pockets, cruise back and forth, then approach the landing site.

Clearwater skillfully guides us back. We hit the ground running for a surprisingly smooth landing.

Paragliding is awesome. That morning at Polipoli, I experienced new sensations, the least of which was a constant need to sneeze in the bright morning sunlight.

It’s an expensive sport, but it also provides a unique adrenaline rush, especially when coupled with the total view of Maui it provides.

“It’s what I want to do, every day, all day, for the rest of my life,” Clearwater tells me. I can see why. MTW

Old people of the island unite! You have nothing to lose but your drivers’ licenses!

Ever since Edwin Tanji wrote the story “When buying liquor, expect to be carded” in the June 4, 2006 Maui News about how the county Department of Liquor Control was really cracking the whip on licensees to get them to card everyone—whether they sport acne or liver spots, it makes no difference—who wants to buy a bottle of beer or glass of Chablis on this rock, Maui’s senior citizens have been in open revolt.

“This latest carding game is absolutely ludicrous!” harrumphed the “anonymous” Up Front Lahaina column in the June 21, 2006 Lahaina News. “I stood next to a lady who was refused a bottle of wine by a 17-yearold clerk because she didn’t have her ID. The lady was 80 years old!… [A] word to the Liquor Commission and whomever you report to: grow up! We are not children, and you are not the guardians of our morals.”

None of this is new. For years, the LC has been fining restaurants, bars, supermarkets and convenience stores thousands of dollars for not asking to see every single liquor-buying customer’s identification. It’s one of the LC’s rules— Section 08-101-61(b) of the Rules of the Liquor Commission, to be exact: “Licensees are responsible for the checking or for the proper checking of personal identification of those persons seeking admission to, or any person ordering, being furnished, in possession of, or consuming liquor within, the premises where liquor is sold for consumption on the premises; or any person in possession of or seeking to purchase liquor at premises where liquor is sold for consumption off the premises.”

Translation: everyone gets carded.

Now here’s some good news for all you outraged drinkers of legal age—the LC is overhauling its rules. Sometime this year they’re supposed to hold public hearings on proposed rule changes.

So let the LC know how you feel! You can call them at 244-7753, write them at Department of Liquor Control, 2145 Kaohu St., Room 105, Wailuku, HI 96793 or email them at liquor@co.maui.hi.us. I’m sure they’ll love to hear from you.

-Anthony Pignataro

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Big week for super-developer Everett Dowling and his company.

On June 27, the Maui Planning Commission voted 5-2 to approve his plan to build 71 super-condos for the super-rich at Makena (reported asking price: $3 million each).

This was despite a revelation last year that the archaeological survey of his property Dowling initially told state and local planning officials to rely on was woefully deficient of ancient Hawaiian sites. But Dowling’s a smart guy—he contracted for a new site with the knowledge that he’d still win in the end. Oh, and Carlyle Group-owned Hawaiian Telcom drops to the bottom on news that five customers just sued the company in U.S. District Court in Honolulu for alleging allowing the National Security Agency to monitor phone calls—a charge the company denies. MTW

Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said in a June 26, 2006 press release announcing that she may veto 28 bills, including HB 3118, the Responsible Business Corporation Act: “While I recognize that the Legislature and many in the community worked hard to pass these measures, it is ultimately my responsibility as Governor to ensure that the bills are legal, constitutional, fiscally sound, and in the best interest of the public.”

What she didn’t say: There was absolutely nothing wrong with HB 3118—if you believe that most corporations are anti-democratic organizations run by boards of directors focused solely on maximizing shareholder profit. It’s true that many corporations donate much money to worthy charities and causes. But it’s also true that many corporations have committed serious crimes. In the 1990s, BASF, Exxon, ADM, Pfizer, GE, Unisys, Bristol-Meyers Squibb and Royal Caribbean Cruises paid a combined $575 million in fines for assorted anti-trust, fraud, environmental and bribery violations. This seems like a lot of money, except when you consider the many, many billions of dollars in profits those same corporations made, making the fines mere drops in the revenue buckets. HB 3118 would have established a state “task force” to watch over corporations here as well as provide tax incentives to companies that “consider the public interest in doing business.” Given Lingle’s addiction to corporate Political Action Committee (PAC) campaign contributions, her veto isn’t at all surprising.

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WEDNESDAY, June 28 I don’t normally do this, but today I’m going to cheer U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye (D, Hawai’i). That’s because yesterday he was one of the 34 brave senators who killed the Republican Party’s proposed amendment to the U.S. Constitution that would make burning an American flag a federal offense.

What, didn’t you know that people burning American flags is the most pressing and important issue in the land right now? So important that we need to rewrite our constitution? Anyway, the Republicans needed 67 votes to win, but the impending election-nervous GOP could only muster 66 votes to approve this craven sop to the Republican’s caveman constituency. “This objectionable expression is obscene, it is painful, it is unpatriotic,” Inouye said during the debate, according to today’s New York Times. “But I believe Americans gave their lives in many wars to make certain all Americans have a right to express themselves, even those who harbor hateful thoughts.” For those quick to judge Inouye a commie-pinko-lovingliberal, I’d like to point out that he’s also a World War II Medal of Honor winner, which he earned for showing great bravery as he led his men even while being desperately wounded. So there.

THURSDAY, June 29 Okay, listen up folks: just got word from my good buddy U.S. Congressman Ed Case (D, 2nd District) that his campaign to unseat U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawai’i) is not going so well and he needs money. Lots of money. Oh, and it’s got to happen by tomorrow.

That’s the deadline for the latest filing with the Federal Election Commission (FEC), and Case wants to “maximize our contributions on or prior to June 30th,” he said in a statement emailed to supporters yesterday. See, Case is running what us political science types call a “grass roots” campaign. In layman’s terms, this means Case is a long-shot outsider who can’t attract any big

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money, so he’s having to scrape up as many small contributions from regular citizens as possible. So far, Case hasn’t been too bad— his most recent FEC report, which he filed April 19 of this year, showed he had about $266,000 in the bank. This sounds like a lot of money, except that Akaka’s filing, which came out at roughly the same time, showed the incumbent senator had a whopping $868,146 on hand. “We will likely be outspent by our opponent, who is supported largely by powerful special interest money not interested in constructive change for our state and country,” wrote Case, who believes the U.S. is right to “stay the course” in Iraq, in his email to supporters. “The question is whether we will nonetheless have sufficient financial resources to get our message to Hawai’i’s voters by election day and to counter the negative campaigning which has already begun and will no doubt accelerate.”

FRIDAY, June 30 There’s a provocative correction in today’s Maui News. Seems the paper goofed

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in getting the sponsor right on an upcoming “meet and greet” political luncheon. On June 27, the paper reported that the real estate industry is sponsoring a big shindig for former mayor/current mayoral candidate James “Kimo” Apana. Given Apana’s ironclad ties to local developers, don’t feel bad if that kind of thing makes you queasy.

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Hey, remember earlier this week when I said Case needs your money? Yeah, apparently he needs your support, too. A poll released today that was conducted for the Honolulu Advertiser says 51 percent of likely voters in Hawai’i will vote for Akaka while just 40 percent back Case. Ironically, the poll said Case is more popular on Oahu than the Neighbor Islands, which make up much of Case’s congressional district... In other poll news, Governor Linda Lingle has a 46point lead over Democratic challenger and former state Senator Randall Iwase (as well as a 46-point lead over “Don’t know/Refused to state”) and a 59-point lead over Waianae harbor master and fellow Democratic hopeful William Aila, Jr. (here, “Don’t know” did better than Aila, coming in just 45 points behind Lingle). You know, you pit “Don’t know” against Lingle head to head—you could have a pretty decent race.

walked in. “Did you know there’s a couple people downstairs protesting?” he asked. To which I answered, “Protesting? Protesting me?” “No, not you. The rainforest.” “They’re protesting the rainforest?!” “No, they want people to save the rainforest. They’re standing downstairs, holding a sign and some branches.” “Branches? What branches?” “I don’t know what branches. Why don’t you go down there and ask them? You are a reporter, aren’t you?” So I grabbed my notepad and went downstairs. There I found Roxanne and Amberly, two very earnest Seabury Hall students, standing in the shade by the front gate. They were spending their day not by going to the beach or the mall or by putting more music on their MySpace pages, but by good, honest agitation. In this case they were standing in front of 33 Market Street in Wailuku while holding some large tree branches they “found behind the building” and a crude piece of cardboard on which they scrawled “Save the Rainforests!!! They were here first.” They said they were going to stay there until the rainforests were saved or it got to be 2:30, whichever came first. I was about to point out that the cardboard they were holding could have come from a rainforest, but then I realized that they might counter that my notepad could have come from a rainforest, too, so I wished them luck and left it at that.

TUESDAY, July 4 In case anyone cares, Lingle has $3.17 million in the bank, and she’s already pledged to spend twice that on her campaign. Given her recent poll numbers, I don’t think that’s going to happen.

MONDAY, July 3 So today I was sitting in my office doing something really important that I can’t remember right now when my boss Tommy

Anthony Pignataro wants to save the rainforests, but just doesn’t have the room right now. MTW

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Zimbabwe’s world’s-worst inflation officially reached 1,042 percent in April, with prices doubling every three or four months and unemployment rising to 70 percent. Only the unsophisticated fail to spend any money they have promptly, even though, for example, toilet paper sells for $145,000 a roll (about 69 U.S. cents). According to an April New York Times dispatch, President Robert Mugabe’s remedy is simply to print the trillions of dollars in new money he needs to keep his government workers loyal and to prop up his dictatorship.

THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT The San Diego firm Allerca Inc. announced in June that it is accepting advance orders (at $5,000 each) for hypoallergenic cats it intends to create by crossbreeding species that lack the noxious bacteria that most cats produce that are so dangerous to asthmatics and others. A competitor, New York’s Transgenic Pets, is after the same result by modifying the actual gene that produces the cat saliva bacteria.

THE MARCH OF SCIENCE Researchers at England’s University of Birmingham announced in May that they had powered a fuel cell by giving chocolate waste to E. coli bacteria, which converted the sugar into hydrogen. The bacteria are also expected to produce precious metals from discarded automobile catalytic converters. And researcher Mayu Yamamoto of Japan’s International Medical Center said her team succeeded in extracting vanilla from cow dung, though she conceded the flavoring could only be commercially used in non-food products like shampoos.

CHUTZPAH! As Congress debates whether to retain the federal estate tax, two advocacy groups released evidence in April that 18 super-rich families—including the owners of Wal-Mart, Gallo wine, Campbell’s soup and the Mars candy company—spent as much as $500 million in the last 10 years through industry and trade associations to urge abolition of the tax, and if their campaign is successful, the families will have saved themselves an estimated $71 billion in taxes, a return of 142 times the investment. Polls show that around 70 percent of Americans favor abolition, even though only one taxpayer in 400 owes any tax.

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alking into the main office of Hale o Lanakila in Wailuku, I was surprised at how ordinary it seemed. Sitting behind a desk, a pleasant woman with short wavy hair and freckles greeted me. “How can I help you?” she asked.

I told her that I was there to meet with Lisa Darcy, the organization’s director. The woman told me that they were expecting me. “I’ll be giving you a tour,” she said, “but I’m going to be reading a script.”

As the woman prepared to show me around the Clubhouse, I noticed three people nearby sitting at computers or quietly reading. A few more were outside under a tree smoking. I found it difficult to tell who worked there and who was a member.

Telling me her name was Susan, my tour guide read to me in a controlled voice as we walked through the facility. She explained how all members and staff collaborated to create every section of the center. She showed me the clerical unit, employee office, advocacy center and snack shop.

“There are a large variety of snacks,” she read to me. “Please feel free to help yourself.”

She broke from her script just once to tell me that today they would be having spinach salad and garlic bread. When the tour was done, she led me into the employee office and introduced me to Darcy. I thanked Susan for the tour, and she responded with a shy smile.

Hale o Lanakila is Maui’s most unique, comprehensive program for adults struggling with mental illness. It emulates a long running, self-help program in New York City called the Fountain House, where Darcy once worked.

The Fountain House is based on the Clubhouse model of psychosocial rehabilitation. A Clubhouse is a place where mentally ill people can go to rebuild their lives. The format of a Clubhouse is revealed in its lingo. Participants are called “members” instead of “patients.” And membership is voluntary, without time limits.

It’s an environment that’s all-inclusive, with an atmosphere full of feelings of community and support. The focus is on recovery, where each member’s strengths, abilities and goals are more important than their illness, symptoms or history.

Members and staff work together to cultivate the tools necessary for recovery. This distinct approach to rehabilitation has been shown to change people’s lives and gives hope to those families struggling with overwhelming obstacles.

We sat down, then Darcy invited everyone else who happened to be in the center at that time into our meeting. I was confused until she explained the organization’s “open door” policy allowing members to be a part of every aspect of the Clubhouse.

A woman named Nina joined us at the table and flashed me a huge grin, appearing happy to be included. While I interviewed Darcy, she continuously involved Nina into our conversation. Darcy began by explaining the name Hale o Lanakila (or The Hale, as Darcy liked to call it) which means “House of Victory.” She told me how all of the members and staff had wanted to work together in naming the club while staying true to the culture of Hawai’i.

“When you are involved and you can contribute,” she said, “then you feel like you have ownership, and that is rehabilitation.”

Employment is an essential part of the clubhouse philosophy. “Once you have work, everything else makes sense,” was a statement I often heard.

Work is a universal component of accomplishment

By Krista Sherer and empowerment. Hale o Lanakila helps each member get back into the community through different work programs. They have the Transitional Employment Program (TEP), Supported Employment (SE), and Independent Employment (IE) programs along with Supported Education for those members who wish to further their education.

TEP is a program in which Hale staff trains members for part-time jobs. If a member isn’t able to make his or her shift for some reason, then a Hale staff member will take over. The SE program follows more traditional job placement lines. IE requires the member to do virtually all the work in finding and obtaining a job.

The staff is well aware of the challenges members brave each day, so they try to create a relationship

with companies where success is possible. These companies—like Wal-Mart, Maui Quality Cleaners, Café Marc Aurel, the Salvation Army and Alamo— provide a vital service to the members by allowing them to gain the confidence and self-worth that comes from having a job.

The general public often underestimates mental illness in the United States. According to the National Institute of Mental Health, about one in four adults experience a diagnosable mental disorder every year. That’s about 57.7 million people. One in 17 suffers from serious mental illness and many battle more than one disorder at a time.

Mental disorders are the leading cause of disability in the U.S. and Canada for people aged 15 to 44. These numbers are higher than those afflicted with cancer. Many people diagnosed with a mental illness also suffer from addictive disorders. In total, 28 to 30 percent of the population suffers from a mental or addictive disorder. When you consider Hawai’i’s Ice epidemic, you start to see why people like Darcy and Hale o Lanakila are so crucial to our community.

Darcy is a loquacious woman who is clearly dedicated to the members of Hale o Lanakila. She spoke to me of the recent shift in our culture and how we now think of recovery.

“There have been so few resources in the past that people just survived,” she said.” Now we are actually implementing structures that work and that empower people to get better.”

I made a comment that this type of thinking was progressive for the mental health community.

“It’s actually normal,” said Darcy. “The psychiatric community has gotten away from normal for so many years and things have gotten so over-thought. So we talk about what it looks like when someone is getting sick and we do what it takes as a community to help that person.”

We talked about the misconceptions of mental health and the stigma associated with mental illness.

Often, feelings of shame lead people to shun help for family members. Mental illness is a condition, just like diabetes, that can be treated.

“Recovery is possible,” said Darcy. “And recovery looks different for everyone. People are people before they are an illness.”

I asked if I could meet with some of the members and ask them what the Hale did for them. Six members then sat around a table with me. Their stories varied and yet all were woven with threads of inspiration and hope.

One by one they told me about their jobs and how they made them feel like a part of society.

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he was an advocate for community issues. Every month or so, he and Darcy go to Oahu for the Hawai’i Clubhouse Coalition meetings.

“The program has helped me to grow in areas where I did not know how to go about doing it,” he said. “It has fulfilled me by helping me become a coalition representative for the island of Maui.”

Others spoke of their housing challenges and the few options available for the disabled. Dylan talked about the confidence and motivation he felt. “I have met astonishing people and I am very glad to be affiliated with the people that I know here,” said Donna, speaking in a thick Queens accent. “It’s also been nice for me to stay with certain things so that my consciousness is active in different ways.”

Mark, an eccentric and colorful character, spoke persuasively of the love and support he felt from everyone at Hale o Lanakila. Then he joked about his duty of the day. “Today I have the job of resurrecting my team’s chairs,” by which he meant reupholstering them.

“What do you feel the public misunderstands the most about you?” I asked the group at the end of my visit.

They all agreed that people thought they were dangerous. Mark teased that because they had an open house “people could see that we’re not walking

around with knives.” Susan, my tour guide, said, “They think we are monsters.”

Darcy then asked the group how they all felt when they came to the Clubhouse. Everyone agreed that they felt supported and not judged.

“All we really want is to be treated normal,” one member, Patricia, told me a few days after I left the center. “People need to remember I may be a little bit crazy, but I’m not stupid.”

For more information about Hale o Lanakila, call Lisa Darcy or Ginger Spining at 984-2156. MTW

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Eating, Drinking and Being Meridional Seven tips for this year’s Kapalua Wine & Food Festival 1. CONGRATULATE THE ORGANIZERS It’s the 25th anniversary of the longestrunning festival of its kind in Hawai’i.

This year’s four-day “Silver Salute” food and wine celebration is being held entirely at the Ritz-Carlton in Kapalua, since the closure of its usual location at the Kapalua Bay Hotel. And there’s a French countryside theme, so break out your scarves and practice saying things like “Chateauneuf du Pape” and “My, this seared foie gras with quail egg and pineapple on brioche is delightful!”

2. CHEF COOKING DEMOS ARE COOL Whether it’s with Julian Serrano of Las Vegas’ Picasso Restaurant at the Bellagio on Friday, Iron Chef Champion Ming Sai on Saturday or Andrew Sutton of the Napa Rose in California on Sunday, you might learn a thing or two in the kitchen.

Top chefs you’d normally only see on TV basically show you how to prepare recipes—like Sake-Miso Marinated Alaskan Butterfish with Wasabi Oil, Soy Syrup and Vegetarian Soba Noodle Sushi—and then you eat it. Oh, and since this is a wine and food festival, each dish gets paired with an appropriate vintage.

That’s my kind of education!

3. TRIED AND TRUE IS NOT FOR YOU Most people gravitate towards the wines they know—trés gauche!—but this simply won’t do. “I like to tell people to start at one end and work your way to the other,” says Brian Clancy of JMD Beverages. “Try an obscure French or a wine from Washington you’ve never had before. This event really gives you the ability to expand your palate.”

4. TALK TO STRANGERS With master sommeliers, more than 25 winemakers, top chefs, visiting aristocrats and local celebrities all in the mix, you never know who you’ll fight over that last drop of Cakebread Cellars chardonnay.

And don’t pretend to know more than you do—picking the brains of foodies and wine experts from Germany, Spain or Anaheim about their region and varietal is one of the best parts of an event like this for the voracious and open-minded.

5. DRINK LOTS OF WATER There are many wine tasting seminars, like the Silver Salute on Friday featuring three decades of vintages from five noted wineries, the Master Sommelier 103 blind tasting, Kapalua Wine Tour and Que Shiraz? Syrah? on Saturday and the French Finds on Sunday. And of course there’s the Grand Tasting on Friday, a showcase of over 100 vineyards from around the world. But along with the themed tents that include sparkling wines, sommeliers’ choice picks and wines of summertime, there are booths and buckets full of the good stuff that’ll alleviate the very real disaster of a global hangover.

6. BE CAMERA READY From the Welcome Reception on Thursday to the Seafood Festival on Sunday, the Kapalua Wine & Food Festival is one big, prestigious gastronomic frenzy. And that means reporters and photographers from high-fallutin’ culinary magazines will be hovering close-by. Do you want to be caught wearing your I’m-about-to-eat-alot-of-food-so-I-want-to-be-comfortable muumuu, mid-bite through a cabernetblackberry braised prime beef short rib? Or smile with teeth stained by your 10 “tasting” glasses of “Terroir de Chablis” Verget?

7. CHEW SLOWLY It’s very French and you’ll taste more.

The Seafood Festival on Sunday can be an overwhelming temptation for your tummy, with chefs from Chez Paul, Hali’imaile General Store, Plantation House and many more, showing off their masterpieces. But relax. Unless you’re a journalist or just finishing some weird food cleanse, there’s no need to kill yourself and everyone else in your path trying every morsel placed in front of you. And please, there’s no need to push and shove. Unless that schmuck ahead of you is about to get the last chocolate ding-dong. Then all bets are off.

For a complete schedule of events, please visit www.kapaluamaui.com or call 669-2440. MTW

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Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

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Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

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Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner.

752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks.

Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out.

Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store.

But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food.

Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 8778744. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m.

395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere.

5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

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$→$10-$20

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m.

1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more.

11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m.

5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m.

1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads.

M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 59 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $

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Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m.

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

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Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list.

Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials.

M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m.

1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.

810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 6675444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 6615648.

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6617189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish.

8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

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Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences.

8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.

142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Blu - Aka Cafe O Lei. Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.- 9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 6619888. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 6677572. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining.

Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 6676636. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6618939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

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Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

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Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6677477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881. $$

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

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Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

Wee now w havee Brownn Ricee Pasta!

Wheatt & Glutenn Free!

Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zushi - Japanese. 811 Front St., Lahaina. 67-5142.

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Little Shop of Horrors Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 5 p.m. at Iao Theater [STAGE] “Feed me, Seymour! Feeeeed meeeeeee!” A desperate, nerdy young floral assistant cultivates an intriguing plant with a voracious diet—of human blood and flesh. Yummy! I get like that sometimes. But the kid can’t resist the sudden fame and fortune his carnivorous, phyto-diva“Audrey II” provides, even as its hunger grows to global proportions. Now that’s a musical! Jazz hands! It’s also a story that was originally released in 1960 as a dark comedy film that later spawned a softcore porno in 1973 (the 70’s, go figure), a stage musical in ’82 and an updated movie in ’86. Apparently, there’s also an animated TV series and a colorized version of the original film, too. But live and in color is what you’ll get this week, and really, when it comes to R&B singing, man-eating plants and sadistic dentists, isn’t that best? Suitable for all ages. Tickets: $20 adults, $18 seniors and students.

Sunday matinee: $15. Get tickets online at www.mauionstage.com or at If the Shoe Fits, 14 N. Market St., Wailuku. For more info, call 242-6969.

[SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Remember My Name!

Behold!

Lo-Boy

Thursday-Sunday, 7:30 p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse

Thursday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s

[STAGE] In 1980, the musical Fame was born. It told the tale of the leading pupils in a New York City school of performing arts.

Since then, Fame was made into a movie and dramatic TV series, as well as a play performed time and again on stages throughout the world and continuing to present day. Musicals are awesome. It’s how the real world should work. If you have a problem, you sing it out and wind up dancing up a solution. I think I’ll call the President with this idea. Call MAPA at 244-8760.

[HEIDI KING]

[HIP-HOP] It wasn’t too difficult to convince me to preview Lo-Boy’s upcoming shows. I believe the conversation went something like this: (Associate Editor): “Would you like to write about LoBoy? They’re two cute girls who perform hip-hop in bikinis. Or you can blah blah blah blah blah art exhibit, blah blah blah blah community blah blah.”

(Me): “Um, Lo-Boy sounds good!”

I’m not typically interested in hip-hop, but hip-hop performed by two smoking hot, scantily clad local girls? Sure boss, no problem. A visit to the groups website, www.lo-boy.com, confirmed their hotness. It also awoke me to the ambition of this homegrown act, whose two Maui shows (their second is later this month, July 20 at Paradice Bluz) are kicking off their “Clean and Sexy” U.S. Tour. Included are stops at the legendary Fillmore in San Francisco and the Palms Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. Hmm. Lo-Boy on the loose in San Francisco and Vegas? I wonder if they’ll need a “Press Liaison?” Or “Sweat Towel Engineer?” No? “Green M&M remover?” Just wondering. Call me! [COREY NIELSEN]

THURSDAY

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Rising Sun at Sunset Friday, 6-10:30 p.m. at The Quan Gallery [ART] An exhibit inspired by Japanese culture, using photography, mixed-media, oil and collage to capture the various moods and expressions of its people, places and unique customs. Live Taiko drumming by the Watanabe Taiko Drummers (makes sense), with Japanese pupus and spirits. Featured local artists include: Rhonda Aquino, Kenn Briner, Kirk Kurokawa (winner of the 2006 Schaefer Portrait Challenge), Brad Huck, Lori Koprowski and Carolyn Quan. The Quan Gallery is located at 900 Front St., between the Hard Rock and Ruth’s Chris. Call 667-2757.

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P.S. 69 Next Thursday, July 13, McCoy Studio Theater [COMEDY] Susan Jeremy’s one-woman tour de force, “P.S. 69,” poignantly and hilariously portrays life as an inner city substitute teacher/aspiring stripper. Jeremy plays 24 different characters, seamlessly segueing between streetsmart fourth graders, burnedout public school teachers, and a hopelessly futile exotic dancer. “69” won the Best Comedy award at the Montreal Fringe Festival, and Jeremy has since heard the praises of everyone from The Boston Globe to The Village Voice to President George W. Bush, who somewhat infamously remarked, “Susan Jeremy is a true American. All able-bodied teachers should follow her example and supplement their meager incomes by any means necessary. She’s almost as funny as Larry the Cable Guy!” I’m kidding about Bush, of course. He’d never blaspheme Larry the Cable Guy. But he might appreciate the intelligence and wit of this unique performance. I’m sure you will too. [CN]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Where are my aphids?

Watching Ourselves Richard Linklater pushes the envelope on Philip K. Dick

3 GUYS a computer and stacks of CD’s KINKY

Monkey Spankers

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Richard Linklater gives an audacious cinematic adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s 1977 novel about corporate/government surveillance of a public led by their noses with drug addictions similarly fueled and fed by the “system.” Given the novel’s scattershot method of dipping in and out of a reflexive reality occupied by a group of drug addicts and stateemployed wonks, Linklater’s use of rotoscoping (see Waking Life) adds a veneer of narrative information that causes you to further question the identity puzzles presented in the story.

A Scanner Darkly

★★★★★ Rated R/100 mins.

Bob Arctor (Keanu Reeves) is an undercover Los Angeles narcotics cop who wears a “scramble suit” that disguises his identity, even to his employers, behind an ever-shifting amalgam of physical appearances. Arctor himself has become addicted to a drug called “Substance D” and is so far removed from his personal sense of identity that he puts what little faith he has in the hope that the all-seeing scanner will view him clearly.

Set seven years in the future the movie immediately submerges you in its comic paranoid atmosphere. A young drug-affected guy, Charles Freck (Rory Cochrane) scratches all over his nude body at real or imagined aphids that attack him.

It’s a specific brand of insect dread that William Friedkin’s upcoming thriller Bug explores with accelerating visceral detail. Freck desperately phones his friend Jim Barris (Robert

Downey Jr.) who requests that Freck bring him samples of the aphids in a jar.

We can tell by Barris’ wry and distant tone that he’s not a shrink or even much a friend to Freck but he’s the closest person the poor guy can talk to. Freck nervously drives to a diner where he and Barris engage in a superficially lofty conversation about the extent of Freck’s addiction to Substance D (causes “dumbness, despair, desertion and death”) before retiring to a mini-mart to acquire inexpensive ingredients that Barris will magically turn into another mind-altering substance.

It’s inside this intimate world of codified self-destruction that Bob Arctor resides in a low-rent Anaheim cul-de-sac with Barris and Ernie Luckman (Woody Harrelson) an equally wobbly addict. The three live a dead-end frathouse existence that mocks society with a pre-disastered sense of skeptical autonomy.

The intellectual apathy that the men rely on as their moral imperative for pursuing oblivion is to be savored as when Barris brings a newly purchased bicycle into their house. Acquired from a neighbor, the ostensibly stolen bike’s gear count gets considerable attention as an object of animated debate among Luckman, Arctor and their mutual friend and drug dealer Donna (Winona Ryder). Here, as in other scenes, Linklater embraces Dick’s source material for its inherent humor and let’s the comedy soar.

Linklater sticks to the narrative flow of Philip K. Dick’s novel without embellishing it with current sociopolitical realities that the book foreshadowed. In so doing, the director contains the author’s enigmatic work as it pinpoints all-consuming aspects of our modern existence—the pervasive use drugs and surveillance to stifle freedom of thought and action. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES

SHOWTIMES

Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, July 12

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 On a Clear Day - PG - W only 5, 7:30

ON A CLEAR DAY - (PG13) - Drama, Comedy - An inspirational tale of a shipworker who challenges himself to swim the English Channel and along the way causes ripples that inspire everyone around him.

Starring Peter Mullan, Brenda Blethyn and Billy Boyd. 99 min.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee (Due to the 4th of July holiday, Fr-W schedule was unavailable at press time) Cars - G - Th (12:30, 1:15, 3:10, 4:10), 6:30, 7, 9:15,

New This Week

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The all-star cast of the original Pirates (Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly) are on a new adventure where the legendary Davey Jones has it in for Captain Jack Sparrow. *Sigh* I love Johnny Depp.

150 min. (Heidi King)

Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th (12:55, 4:15), 7:50 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th (12:40, 1:10, 3:30, 4:20), 6:40, 7:10, 9:10, 9:45 Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1:30, 2:50, 4, 5:10), 7:15, 7:35, 9:40, 9:55 Inconvenient Truth - PG - Th (12:45, 3:05, 5:20),

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(Anthony Pigataro) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - A young academic (Anne Hathaway) moves to New York to become a journalist and winds up working as an assistant to a super bitch, editor in chief (Meryl Streep) for a fashion magazine. (HK) FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The first Fast and the Furious was about street racing. Then they made a sequel, which I think was also about street racing. But now, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve broken out of that rut by making a third movieâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;about street racing in Tokyo! Stars a bunch of actors who must really need the work. 104 min. (AP) GARFIELD: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES - (PG) Animation, Comedy - Garfield is back and this time heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to London where he gets mistaken for a royal cat that just inherited a castle. Stars Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt and the voice of Bill Murray. (HK) AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (PG) Documentary - Al Gore takes a terrifying look at the effects of global warming coming soon.

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Fielder must become a man by surviving the super blow-out Bar Mitzmah his parents are throwing for him to one-up the Titanic-themed Bar Mitzmah their rivals held for their son. Yeah, I guess it could be funny. Stars Daryl Sabara and Jeremy Piven. 84 min. (AP) THE LAKE HOUSE - (PG) - Drama, Romance Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are living two years apart, but somehow magically communicate through letters in the mailbox of the lake house they both live in separately. How, pray tell, are they ever going to get together?! 99 min. (HK) NACHO LIBRE - (PG) - Comedy - A new comedy from the creators of Napoleon Dynamite. Jack Black plays Ignacio (Nacho), a Mexican Priest who moonlights as a luche libre wrestler to raise money for the orphanage. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t imagine this being anything less than hilarious. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be quoting the movie lines in no time. 92 min. (HK) THE OMEN - (R) - Horror, Thriller - A remake of the 1976 demonic kid fest, this time starring Julia Stiles as the tortured mom, Liev Schreiber as her disbelieving ambassador husband, Mia Farrow as the nanny from hell and the debut of Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick as the creepy/cute kid Satan.

110 min. (Samantha Campos) OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation, Comedy Bruce Willis is the voice of a raccoon that helps woodland creatures adapt to gathering food in their new surroundings when a suburb takes over their forest and their food supply diminishes. 80 min. (HK) SUPERMAN RETURNS - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - After a mysterious sabbatical, Superman (Brandon Routh) is back on Earth for yet another world-saving adventure. Before he can get back into his role as superhero extraordinaire, though, he must return to Clark Kentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s uneventful life and adjust to the changes society has made in his absence, like Lois Laneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (Kate Bosworth, Blue Crush) having a son and getting engaged. As we should know by now, however, there will always be a greedy villain plotting to destroy the world that only Superman has the strength to stop.

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BY ELIZA ESCAÑO ELIZA@MAUITIME.COM

Wicked Sounds San Francisco’s DJ Garth keeps people dancing San Francisco is a cradle for diversity, openness and counterculture. So it’s no surprise that the City-by-theBay’s nocturnal set dares to push musical boundaries as well.

DJ Garth Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s B-boys laced with soul and finesse bust familiar power moves but to a faster tempo; women in stilettos display footwork reminiscent of a fitter James Brown.

Like an orchestra in front of its conductor, each new blend of tunes sends the crowd’s energy to peaks, valleys and eruptions in between. My ears and limbs have never been the same since I was treated to one of San Francisco’s finest—the Wicked Sound System.

A self-proclaimed hip-hop head at the time, it was my first all-nighter at the 1015 Folsom club. As the beats progressed, DJ Garth served a sonic soup of dub, acid rock, funk, electro, house, disco classics and everything in between, setting off an aural journey that stirred the eclectic crowd into a rhythmic frenzy.

DJ Garth co-founded the Wicked crew in 1991 with fellow DJs Jeno, Markie and Thomas. Fresh from United Kingdom’s acid house explosion, he moved to San Francisco “just to see how it went.” With the weather ripe for outdoor festivities and a musical void ready for the filling, they organized underground fullmoon parties that instantly gathered a following that was to last six years.

“It was very raw,” said Garth. “We would find a secluded beach, set up a small sound system and play records all night long. Nobody has done that before.”

At its peak, the party topped 3,000 in attendance. The full-moon gatherings, along with events Come Unity, Together and Roots, made this eloquent vinyl maverick

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instrumental to San Francisco’s early rave movement.

“We threw loads of after-hours,” said Garth. “If we had a basement or a small club, we would quickly shuffle around the chairs, light some candles; put a strobe light on and, voila!”

Garth’s popular mixed tapes and live sets lured beat connoisseurs and massive promoters paving the way to 16 years of worldwide bookings. He made the leap to production in 1996 when he released Twenty Minutes of Disco Glory with E.T.I. to significant success.

“He is definitely an inspiration to me when it comes to DJing as far as selection and technical abilities,” said Jayvi Velasco, an up-and-coming DJ from the Bay Area. “He frequently would take chances during his sets that took the party to another level. He also put out a lot of groundbreaking music that are still relevant today.”

Prior to the release of Twenty Minutes of Disco Glory, the posse launched a whimsical tour in a restored 1947 Greyhound bus that housed a sound rig preaching the Wicked sound to the willing.

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Grayhound Recordings, which he founded in 1998. Juggling entrepreneurship, DJ commitments, original production, remixes and compilations became the norm for Garth, while still squeezing in projects such as Om Records’ house classics compilations, San Francisco Sessions Vol. 3 and AIDS benefit CD reBOOT: Notes for the Next Generation.

Grayhound now boasts over 50 releases, all from the left coast’s hottest selectors and bedroom producers including Doc Martin, DJ Rasoul and the rest of the Wicked DJs. August 2006 marks the release of this grassroots outfit’s compilation, Unleash the Hound.

“It’s basically a snapshot of where we’re at in 2006,” said Garth. “Grayhound is predominantly a vinyl label so with this release on CD, we’re giving something tangible to people who don’t play records, obviously a far broader audience.”

Already well-received in Tokyo, Unleash the Hound features production by Nectar, Stranger and Michoacan. As always, it showcases a slew of music at a house tempo.

“Electro, dub, jazz, blues, funk, techno, disco,” said Garth.

“Anything goes as long as you keep people dancing.” MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS

ences around the world. Tickets: $25, $15. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Lo-Boy - Thursday (tonight!). Local hottie chicks lay down the hip hop. 10 p.m., Hapa’s Nightclub, Kihei.

Hoobastank & Hot Hot Heat - Aug. 6. Ten years ago, Hoobastank built up a local following, got signed, put out two records that earned accolades like "post-grunge ear candy," released a monster ballad, "The Reason," and got nominated for three Grammys. And then there’s Hot Hot Heat: Where some of their contemporaries delve into '60s garage or '70s post-punk, Hot Hot Heat specializes in re-creating and reinvigorating the new wave music of the late '70s and early '80s.

Tickets: $45, $38. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Fame” - Thursday through Sunday. This energycharged, pop musical tells the story of a diverse group of students who struggle their way through four years at New York City’s School of the Performing Arts, the “Fame School.” $15.

7:30 p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, mauiacademy.org or 2448760.

Reggae on the Valley - Friday. 2nd Annual Reggae on the Valley with Yellowman, Wailing Souls and Fiji. It may not be a camp-out festival at the river, but it just may smell like it. Tickets: $37, $32. 6:30 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 2427469.

“Little Shop of Horrors” - Friday, Saturday and Sunday. A down-and-out skid row floral assistant becomes an overnight sensation when he discovers an exotic plant with a mysterious craving for fresh blood. Soon "Audrey II" grows into an illtempered, foul-mouthed, R & B singing carnivore who offers him fame and fortune in exchange for feeding its growing appetite, finally revealing itself to be an alien creature poised for global domination. Through July 30. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, "If the Shoe Fits", 12 N. Market Street, Wailuku, or call 242-6969.

TICKETS ON SALE PS69 starring Susan Jeremy - July 13. A very funny examination of life as a substitute teacher in a Brooklyn school. Susan Jeremy plays all 24 characters in her critically-acclaimed tour de force based on Jeremy's experiences as a teacher in a Brooklyn public elementary school. Tickets: $18.

7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Pieces XXIV: Strike A Pose - July 15-16. MAPA dancers promise to inspire audiences with style and passion in their annual Pieces dance concert.

Featuring New York choreographer, Kordelia, this annual dance showcase is sure to make your whole family want to get up and move. Tickets: $15, $12. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Heavy Roots Volume 1 - July 21. Roots empress Dezarie blessed the reggae community with the deliverance of her second album, Gracious Mama Africa, in 2005 and is now set to release her latest CD Set the Flame this July in conjunction with her summer tour. Tickets $23, $30. 6 p.m., Lahaina Civic. Tickets available at Beach Road Records (Kihei), Bahama Mama (Paia), Requests (Wailuku), Paradise Audio (Wailuku).

Fashion and Floral Extravaganza - July 22. One of the world’s top floral designers will team up with leading fashion designers for the 6th annual Maui Youth & Family Services "Growing Dreams" event. All proceeds from the event go to benefit Maui Youth & Family Services. Tickets: $100, $75. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Four Seasons Resort, Wailea, 357-2282 or www.myfs.com.

Henry Kapono - July 22. Henry Kapono’s “Wild Hawaiian” music has been getting rave reviews and creating a buzz around the islands with people of all ages and nationalities. With his alternative/pop/rock arrangements and his band of power hitters, the music will rock you. Tickets: $30, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Damon Wayans - July 23. One Maui performance only! Iconoclastic comedian Damon Wayans brings his patented brand of insightful, take-no-prisoners humor to the stage. Tickets: $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Michael Buble - July 29. He’ll sweep you away with velvet-voiced renditions of beloved timeless classics like “Save the Last Dance,” “How Sweet It Is,” “Fever” and more. $65, $55, $45.

7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Tales From Mindanao - Aug. 3. Entertaining and colorful stories adapted from the rich folklore of the southern Philippines. A performance of dance, music and drama that has dazzled audi-

Maui Calls - Aug. 11. MACC’s annual gala, premier fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening.

Featuring entertainment, live auction and fine dining. 6 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787 x 225.

Katchafire - Aug. 19. New Zealand’s hottest reggae group headlines KPOA’s 1st Annual Island Soul-Jah Fest with a full roster. Joining the festivities are Maui’s own Na Hoku Hanohano Awardwinning Ekolu and more of the brightest stars of island reggae. Tickets: $30, $25. 6:30 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake;. Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free.

Humane Society - July 18-19. The Humane Society is now acceping applications for enrollment in the upcoming dog training classes. $110, $60. 877-3680.

FRIDAY, JULY 07 College Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11.

Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.

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UA MAU THE NEXT GENERATION Island Sound Island Beat Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $15 cover tickets $10.00

Sunday Afternoon July 9th, 2pm

Uncle George Kahumoku, Jr. $7 Donation to Mana’o Radio

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova.

For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

SATURDAY, JULY 08 Garage Sale - MEO will be holding a garage sale to support its programs and services to the poor and needy in Maui County. 7-11 a.m. MEO, 99 Mahalani Street, Wailuku, 249-2980 ext. 262.

Bark in the Park - Join the Maui Humane Society at their annual Bark In The Park with this year's theme, 60's Flower Power. A day in the park with lots of fun, activities, prizes, a pet costume contest, and much more. 7 a.m.-12 p.m., Keopuolani Park, 877-3680 x 14.

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Bridezilla - 11th Annual Bridal Fair. Free. 10 a.m.4 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation Dining Room, 270-0307.

Zodiac Theme Party - Celebrate zodiac sign Cancer with dancing, comedy by The InsPirates, cake, astrology readings and more. $5. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, www.thestudiomaui.com or 575 9390.

Belly Dance - Shimmy Night, belly dancing with Belly Roll Dance Co. No cover. 7:30 & 8:30 p.m.

Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 280-5814.

SUNDAY, JULY 09 Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music.

All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, surf.song@verizon.net, 667-9513.

TUESDAY, JULY 11 Action Team - Kalama Park Action Team Meeting purpose: To develop and maintain a safe, clean, beautiful, inviting, user-friendly gathering place through community involvement, projects and advocacy. 3:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 270-7765 or 891-2348.

Coordinator to join its Sales Department.

The Advertising Coordinator will assist Account Executives with ad layout, development of sales proposals, collections and overall account maintenance. In addition, the Advertising coordinator is expected to build and maintain relationships with current and new clients. Candidate should have good computer skills, excellent communication and organization skills and enjoy working in a very hectic, fast-paced sales environment.

Email resume to: tommy@mauitime.com No phone calls, please.

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Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Kilohana $5, 10pm

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

Gene Argel & Shiro Mori, jazz, no cover, 7:30pm

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

Sunday 07/09 DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Monday 07/10 – Wednesday 07/12 MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm, WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm

Shimmy Night, belly dance, No cover, 7:30 & 8:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

CASANOVA

4Word w/Ras Gabriel $5, 9:45pm

Entity Awaken, Khrinj, White Star, $10, 9:45pm

Ua Mau, The Next Generation, $15, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

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Head High 9:30pm

Sirus B Posse 9:30pm

Ladies Night 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge, 9:30pm

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

DON THE BEACHCOMBER

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Lo-Boy Productions Concert

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Daniel J & DJ Garth

DJ LX, Mark EZ, H-Boogie

Teen Night

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Versatile, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

MGM Band No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

WEDNESDAY, JULY 12 “WOW!” - Wailea on Wednesdays now presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare PatitifaHawaiian Melodies/Hula. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 8916770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Keiki Summer Camp - Wed. through Fri. (through Sep. 1). Maui Ocean Center will be offering a day camp this summer for children age 7-12.

Children will spend the day with trained ocean naturalists, learning about Hawaii’s unique marine life. $55. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 2707075 or 270-7085.

After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.

Spiderific - Thu. As part of the Summer Reading Program, Makawao Pubic Library invites you to join the Hawaii Nature Center on a spiderific adventure! Crawl on over and track the hidden hangouts and silken webs of the world of spiders.

Free. 10 a.m. Call 573-8785.

Canines for Independence - Thu. Meet an animal hero with Canines for Independence. Learn how these amazing service dogs are trained and how they are helping people in Hawaii everyday.

Free. 2 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766.

Canines for Independence - Fri. "Hawaii Canines for Independence," a free educational program about assistive and guide dogs that help disabled residents live more independent lives. Free.

10:30 a.m., Kahului Public Library, 873-3097.

Jamboree - Sat. Face painting, pie tasting, games, kid’s classes, costumes and more. Wear your best cowboy/cowgirl outfit. Bring your best pie, winner gets a 5-class pass. Free. 3-5 p.m., The Studio Maui, www.thestudiomaui.com or 575 9390.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35.

LECTURE English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui

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MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm;WED - Dolla Balla, 9pm

Maui Underground No cover, 9pm

Wild Rose No cover, 9pm

Mall. 873-8247.

Non-Cooking Class - Sun. “Smart Eating” noncooking class. Learn how to make light, refreshing summer foods and drinks using organic and living ingredients. Coconut lime cooler, green alkalizing juice, "ice kreme" and more. $45. 5:30 p.m., Joy’s Place, 879-9258.

Non-Cooking Class - Mon. Meet award-winning chef Mark Reinfeld in an introduction to the basics of live food preparation. This “uncooking” class will cover the latest and most delicious techniques to create seed cheeses, patés, and parfaits. 7 p.m., Cameron Center Auditorium, Wailuku, 575-7694.

ENVIRONMENTAL Haleakala - Sat. Presenting “Origins and Agriculture” as part of the Star Program. 7:308:30 p.m. Hosmer Grove Campground, 572-4452.

SPORTS Relay for Life - Sat. Relay for Life. That’s all I could get, but here’s the number. 244-5553.

Speed Challenge - Sun. Dates for the Navman Maui Speed Challenge Series, presented by Naish Sails are as follows: July 9 & 30, Aug. 13 & 27, and Sep. 10 & 24. Naish Beach, near Kanaha Beach Park, between the Canoe Hale and Kite Beach, www.mauispeed.com.

ART Jack Hamilton - Every Fri. in July. Jack Hamilton will be painting live. He often captures his enjoyment of nature by using the inspiration of open-air (plein air) painting on location. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina, 573-2021.

Lori Koprowski - Fri. Upcountry contemporary artist Lori Koprowski demonstrates her use of oils to paint new original work in her Femme series of nudes. 6:30-9:30 p.m., The Quan Gallery, Lahaina, 667-2757.

Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street. 667-9194.

Opening Reception - Sun. “Boys will be Boys” group art show opening reception with drinks and desserts. 7:30 p.m.-12 a.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 276-5467.

POETRY Live Poets Society - Thu. Maui Live Poets Society meets every 1st Thu of the month with open readings. 6:30-9 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 661-0517.

Gina Martinelli’s Band 7pm

POLITICAL Democracy on Parade - Sat. The Walk for Democracy. In this national grass roots canvassing campaign democratic voters everywhere have walked their neighborhoods to remind folks about Democratic values and goals. Walk 8-11:30 a.m.

Picnic immediately following at Kanaha Park, 2801926.

Talk Story - Tue-Wed. Mayoral candidate Charmaine Tavares is inviting the public to “talk story” at a series of meetings she is hosting throughout the county.

Tue, 7 p.m., Haiku Community Center; Wed, 7 p.m., Kula Community Center. For more info visit www.CharmaineTavares.org.

TV/Radio Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat & Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon & Fri; The Carroll Brother, Tue; Hau Phat, Wed; Live music. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 276-5467.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Poetry Readings - Tue. Open poetry readings every 2nd Tue. of the month. 6:30-7:45 p.m.

Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Wed & Thu; Harry Troupe, Fri & Sat; Teri Garrison, Sun; Joshua, Tue; Steven Monroe. All shows 7 p.m.close. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Featuring live music. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien Awai/ Kawika Lum Ho, Sun; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue; Damien Awai, Wed. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works.

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy

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Saturday 07/08

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394

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DJ El Gato & DJ Hareesh $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Next Generation 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - The Edge, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Tom Cherry 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Lawa 9pm

4Word & Ras Gabriel 9pm

Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Monday 07/10 – Wednesday 07/12

Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

HORHITOS

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Sunday 07/09

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Rampage 9pm

Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment.

Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 69 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the mysterious and exotic with live belly dance performances. Two shows 7 & 8 p.m. Mon, express yourself with music, song and poetry on Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows, no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220.

Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Benoit Jazz Works, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:309:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy.

Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha.

Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000

Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m.

Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446

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Ono’s Bar & Grille: Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart.

Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111

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Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

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East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., W e d Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611

Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211

Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900

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Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri.

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Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

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Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

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DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm

DJ Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

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TBA 9pm

Wailea Nights w/Barry Flanagan & Ernie Cruz Jr, 8pm

Dylan Donkin 10pm

Celtic Tigers

MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Benoit Jazz

DJ Eimear 10pm

Dylan Donkin 10pm

Dropkick Vic 10pm

Steve Sargenti 9pm

MON - Dropkick Vic, 10pm; TUE - DJ Bern & Celtic Tigers, 10pm; WED - DJ Eimear, 10pm

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) I don’t think you’re naturally masochistic, but sometimes you put yourself in situations where you simply collect rejections like candy on Halloween. You know, rationally, that your methods aren’t likely to yield success, yet you insist on plugging away with them, anyway. Take a step back. Putting your nose to the grindstone may eventually get you somewhere. But there’s an easier way, one which involves a much more selective and thoughtful application of your energies. Use that brilliant mind of yours to stop punishing yourself and start getting somewhere, instead.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) The beaten path ain’t for you. Even when you try to follow it, you end up tripping and falling off a cliff. Your route is not the one that’s tried-and-true. For better or worse, you’ve got to forge your own unique way to your destination. This is hopeful, though, not a cause for despair. You suck at following others’ footsteps. Doing things “the way they’re always done,” just isn’t the right way for you, no matter what people tell you. So if you’re on the 10-lane highway, get off it now. Start bushwhacking. It’ll feel right in a way the interstate never did—you’ll see.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) The reason you have such a wishy-washy reputation is because you’re vocal. In reality, Pisceans, for example, are far more indecisive than you. But they have this tricky way of never verbally committing to an opinion or a course of action. You have no problem formulating and expressing your opinion—it just mutates often. And because you’re vocal, people know about your frequent changes of heart. So my tip for you this week is: shut up. Wait until you’re sure before you speak up—and even then, wait until you’re asked.

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And as with most things sexually related, I had a couple drinks and brought along some friends. No, I kid. But I did bring Sasha. And we might’ve lubed up first—with alcoholic beverages, people—at the Kahului Ale House, where we were two of, like, four chicks that I’m sure any one of the several hundred sausage farmers there would’ve loved to instruct in their own knucklehead course of Sex Chem lab. But I digress.

I’m not sure what I was expecting at the “two-hour interactive program exploring state-of-the-art practical aspects” of lé mixing your peanut butter with my jelly, so to speak. But when Dr. Todd Michael began his discourse with a reference to What the Bleep—“the more we study the universe, the more we run into a wall of mystery”—about the chemistry between people and what we can do to avoid “mistakes” (ahem—musicians, DJ’s, writers, et al.), I quickly whipped out my notepad and began scribbling. But what he said next left me aghast.

“Women need to balance their hormones,” he said. “It’s so easily corrected. And it’s SO MUCH FUN!” Uh, where’s the sex part?

“Fatigue is the worst thing for sexual chemistry,” Dr. Todd continued. “Stress, depression, insomnia all stem from low progesterone, high estrogen levels.

Progesterone makes women feel good, have longer orgasms, etc. Estrogen decreases sex drive.”

The horror, I moaned! Get it? Hor-mone? Anyway, he went on to say that the environment is flooded with estrogen. That it’s in the plastic packaging of our foods, in the Teflons of our cooking pans, insecticides—and here’s where it gets scary—caffeine, tap water, detergents, dry cleaning, hot computers and solvents of any kind.

Excuse me—did he say caffeine? This is my worst nightmare.

The excess of estrogen, or xenoestrogens, polluting our environment may be contributing to a younger puberty, or why girls are now having their periods at age nine.

It can also contribute to heavy periods, severe cramps, breast tenderness, weight gain and hair loss. Estrogen makes cells divide more rapidly, which leads to accelerated aging, anxiety and panic attacks.

I think I’m panicking right now.

But there is hope. Dr. Todd said there are natural foods—like cauliflower, broccoli, cherries, rosemary and turmeric—that will block xenoestrogens. And that by choosing a plant-based diet, reducing sugar and caffeine (gasp!), increasing fiber and hormonefree, organic stuff, you can weaken the ravaging effects of estrogen overdose.

Fortunately, from there we moved on to sexier topics: Natural aphrodisiacs do indeed exist! Yippee!

Maca seems to be the most potent, according to the good doctor and the room full of knowingly nodding partakers. It’s a root from Peru that’s been clinically proven to increase sperm count, stamina, strength, energy and good old-fashioned desire. Can I get a hallelujah?

There’s also something called Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo that Dr. Todd was embarrassed to say is commonly referred to as “Horny Goat Weed.” It’s fairly popular in traditional Chinese medicine, used to reduce fatigue and menopausal discomfort, as well as boost erectile function and “restore sexual fire.”

Damiana, a small shrub found in Mexico, South America, Texas and the West Indies, is another one. Although Dr. Todd said its effect is low to medium, damiana is thought to reduce blood sugar, calm nerves, relieve depression and increase libido.

But other than that, Dr. Todd said the aphrodisiac industry is mostly a sham. The room was quiet for a moment. Then a guy in the third row raised his hand.

“Isn’t cacao a natural aphrodisiac?” he asked.

“Yes, that’s right,” said Dr. Todd.

“Well, but… doesn’t it have caffeine in it?”

“Yes. But in that case, you’ve got to take the good with the bad, and the benefits of cacao far outweigh the detriments.”

Oh, phew! And so, my friends, chocolate is saved. And thankfully, so is my sex life, as well as the life of one caffeine-killing Dr. Todd.

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