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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR BLAME THE VOTERS, NOT US To list Nikhilananda as “Activist of the Year” is one of the more absurd things I have seen in this newspaper [Best of Maui, July 13, 2006]. You have a great newspaper, but this is ridiculous. On substantive issues— affordable housing, Superferry, cruise ships, invasive species, stopping airport expansion, lawsuits against outof-control development, growth boundaries... where has he been?

If I were to name the top 20 environmentalists, Nick would not be on the list: Ed Lindsay, Rene Sylva, Robin Newbold, Hannah Bernard, Lucienne de Naie, Richard and Judith Michaels, Kapua Sproat, Ron Sturtz, Maile Luuwai, Art Medeiros, Scott Crawford, John & Tweety Lind.

Nick’s a good guy. Get to know the real heroes of the island, please.

-Mark Sheehan, Haiku

ANOTHER DOWLING FAN According to a recent Maui Planning Commission vote, uber-developer Everett Dowling is getting his superrich gated development approved in Makena area of South Maui, sacred places notwithstanding [The Maui 10, July 6, 2006]. Surprise, surprise!

This is the same Dowling who was named “Maui’s Influence Peddler of the Year” in 2005 along with his Building Imbalance Gang—aka, Dowling B.I.G. For those tracking inequity and corruption, the latest gated Makena deal is just another piece of their cake.

Ever since local voices started to be heard in Maui on live TV, Dowling’s gang has been trying to tear down Akaku: Maui Community TV. Dowling B.I.G. wants to build a fence around local voices and ensure only gated communications are heard.

There is profit to be made building imbalance. That’s why the same special interests are attacking Akaku,

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paying mercenaries to hijack the free speech of Maui’s local people. Shame on Dowling B.I.G. and the corrupt State officials who do their bidding.

Now that Makena is being gated, it’s time to audit Time Warner, shine some light on the State’s cable TV regulator, and clean up the mess they’ve made of Maui’s gem, Akaku!

Free speech should be free—not gated by private interests nor state controlled.

-Sean McLaughlin, former Akaku president and CEO, Honolulu

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CASE AGAINST CASE A friend pointed me to your item about Mazie Hirono [Coconut Wireless, June 22, 2006]. Then I proceeded to scan your other articles. The one about your Congressman Ed Case voting yes on House Resolution 861 caught my eye. In short, he voted to “Stay the Course.” In joining the bandwagon cheering on the administration, Case sent a loud message that he does not believe in a full and open debate on Iraq on the House Floor, operating on Open Rules where all alternatives to the failed ”stay the course” policy can be offered and debated. HR 543, a Discharge Petition filed by Congressman Abercrombie calls for exactly that.

By this yes vote on 861, he demonstrated where his real allegiance is—and it’s NOT with the troops, their suffering families, the dead, the wounded and their families and it’s definitely not with looking for real solutions in bringing peace in Iraq and change at home. Peace.

-JBK, via email

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Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said at Republican Jerry Coffee’s July 11 press conference announcing his intention to run for the U.S. Senate against incumbent Democrat Daniel Akaka, according to the July 12 Honolulu Star-Bulletin: “I am a big supporter of Jerry Coffee. I think he is a terrific candidate and will make it a very exciting race.”

What she didn’t say: It certainly is ironic that Akaka Bill-fan Lingle just loves Jerry Coffee, a 72-year-old Midweek columnist and former Vietnam War POW who has long denounced Akaka’s Native Hawaiian Recognition Act as “race-based and unconstitutional.” While it’s entirely possible that Coffee’s correct, his opposition to the bill—and Native Hawaiian activism in general—can be quite vicious. In a May 3, 2006 Midweek column, Coffee referenced unnamed “Hawaiian activists who denounce anything ‘American’ (except for the U.S. government handouts) and would rather live “sovereign” in the dark ages of tribalism… as provided by the Akaka Bill.” Sounds like a future senator to me!

-Anthony Pignataro

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Homelands Homeownership Act of 2000, and give those people the land, fee simple.

The Act can be seen as non-ethnic because it is based on an actual law. We don’t need a government agency that sucks up a lot of money in itself. Also, they can participate in the welfare system like everyone else, regardless of race.

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What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of healthcare?

MARK BEATTY: There are three areas I am focused on: education, security (specifically, against illegal drugs) and pro-business efficiency. Dan Akaka, my main competition, ran as the great educator, but he has pretty much done nothing. We’re held passive to a monopoly that’s run by union bosses and a Democratic Party monopoly.

Also, Akaka has been voted one of the most anti-business senators. For example, because of the Jones Act [which mandates U.S.-flagged vessels in interisland waters], a lot of trade just doesn’t happen here in Hawai’i.

victory is so close in Iraq. Think about it, five years ago, who would want to go to Iraq for vacation? Maybe in five years, people will.

What do you think about George W. Bush?

What is the biggest issue facing the United States?

I’m fairly positive toward George Bush.

I would say security, but I don’t think terrorists are the biggest security risks. It’s the illegal drug trade. After 9/11 I was called for a year of active duty—I’m in my 17th year in the Army Reserves—on a homeland security mission, and I found that there are all these agencies that aren’t working together.

Big government and low quality services.

That’s what’s coming to my mind. Sorry I’m so negative. I guess I have trauma in my background coming out.

Marijuana?

Wasted lives.

Labor?

I think of human value and union monopoly. One’s positive, and one’s negative.

Education?

Fun. As in, math is fun.

What is your favorite thing about him?

He makes decisions based on what he thinks is the best thing to do. Look at the Iraq war. Public opinion is down, and then there are a few victories and public opinion goes up. You can’t run public policy based on a fickle public opinion. In fact, it will probably go up pretty soon.

I’ve talked to a lot of people that have been involved on both sides of the Vietnam War. The communists were one week away from giving up when we pulled out. That’s sticking in my mind—

What do you think is the best way to approach Hawaiian sovereignty?

If you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be?

No, I want you to answer it.

No, who would you meet?

Well, first of all I would direct you to some of the articles I have written on my website [electmarkbeatty.com]. I think what we should do is modify the Hawaiian

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Oh! I guess I don’t have one favorite person. It’s like what Mother Theresa would say, I think, although I can’t think of any quotes right now. I would want to meet the next person that comes by or calls on the phone. MTW

You watch enough Liquor Control Adjudication Board hearings, and you start thinking you can anticipate how each member will act. It’s a delusion, of course—just because you pay attention to what’s being said, it doesn’t mean the members do.

Case in point was the Alii Nui Charters matter that came up during the July 6, 2006 hearing. Up on two counts related to alleged over-service, the case was delayed from the Dec. 1, 2005 hearing when company attorney Richard Lesser mumbled something about confusion involving a possible plea agreement and asked for another delay.

Normally the prosecution recoils at such requests, but today Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jeffrey Temas told the board he had no problem with delaying the case because he had long ago told his potential witnesses they didn’t need to show. If the board went ahead with Lesser pleading not guilty, Temas would be in trouble.

“The State is at a disadvantage,” he told the board.

Okay, I thought, done deal. The board has sternly lectured defense attorneys before when they asked for delays, but rarely denies a delay request from the prosecution.

But then acting chairwoman Marilyn Chapman asked for a vote approving the delay. It failed. Stunned, I listened to board members Donald Fujii and M.D. Alborano—both solid supporters of the department—talk about the horrors of “wasting the board’s time” and how it was best to “settle it today.”

Finally Temas could take no more, and reiterated his earlier point. “Minutes before I arrived here I got a telephone call,” he said, explaining how Lesser’s delay request came at the last second and that if they proceeded, he would have to try the case without the police officer and LC officer witnesses he needed. “How can I now fairly present my case before the board?” he asked.

It was as if a light was switched on in Fujii’s and Alborano’s heads. They smiled and even apologized to Temas. Minutes later they voted for the delay, and returned balance to the LC universe.

-Anthony Pignataro

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Tesoro drops a notch this week on news, reported in the July 13 Honolulu Advertiser, that the Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers and the Association of International Automobile Manufacturers are throwing a fit over the state’s recent decision to waive volatility standards for the gasoline refiner’s ethanol fuel. It’s shocking, but the automaker groups are concerned that with lower standards, Tesoro could produce low-grade ethanol that would cause “driveability problems.” Bad news, certainly, but there’s good news for A&B: its subsidiary Matson Navigation just got the keys to a brand-new containership, the MV Maunalei! In fact, that ship is so good that Matson President James Andrasick told the Advertiser that ships like these give the company the confidence “to enter China, the most significant and largest export market in the world.” You mean we can get even more cheap imports from China now and drive up our trade deficit even further? Fantastic! MTW

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes out to all you completely obvious, disrespectful, peeking perverts!

While I’m sure it’s hard for any man not to look at a goddess’ body, there’s a difference between respectful spectators and disrespectful ones. For instance, recently I was in the health food store and this guy indecently stared at my entire body from toe to head, silently whistling and nodding his head in perverted approval while I stared right back at him with hatred and disgust, then boldly told him to stop looking at me. Or how about you, the old man with the big black shades—only a few days ago, you followed my every footstep when I went down to Hamoa beach. Didn’t you see me looking freaked out by your ill manners? Oh, but wait, there’s the old surfer out at the Breakwall who took a few too many minutes staring at me, but then turned around just in time to see a perfect wave coming and you took it. Of course you wouldn’t have the decency to realize that the wave came perfectly to me. Did you think you were impressing me with your donkey skills?

Just because we live in a tropical climate where women don’t wear turtlenecks all the time doesn’t mean we’re begging to be stared at. Don’t ever expect to find a respectful woman when you rape them with your eyes! Guys, how about finally getting a hint and waking up from your sexual fantasy when you see me giving you stink-eye or yelling at you!! Or does that just add to your disgusting fantasy?

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, July 12 After a marathon session that ended early, early this morning, Maui County Council Chairman G. Riki Hokama seemed to be leading his colleagues to the unthinkable decision that the county should join a lawsuit by three Maui environmental organizations against the state’s Department of Transportation. The grounds are simple and well known: the state refuses to require Superferry, Inc. to do a full environmental review of the plan to run high-speed car ferries between the islands even though it will require massive construction work at Kahului Harbor. For all his bravery and hardedged realism on the lawsuit idea, Hokama did display a certain naiveté during the hearing when he asked why preeminent Superferry backer Governor Linda Lingle—ostensibly a supporter of “home rule”—had forsaken her beloved Maui. This shocks you Riki? Really? See, Lingle’s a state politician instead of merely a county one, and that means she reserves the right to completely reverse herself on long-held “home rule” principles if expediency demands it.

THURSDAY, July 13 Today political neophyte Angus McKelvey, who’s running for the state House of Representative’s 10th District against Democrat incumbent Kam Tanaka and former Maui Republican Party chairwoman Kay Ghean, wrote a letter to Her Majesty Governor Lingle pleading for her to “declare a state of emergency for West Maui because the traffic situation has reached the point of disaster.”

McKelvey told the governor that West Maui needs more bypass roads now or risks a major drop-off in tourism. “To put a personal spin on this impact, I have had some West Maui hotel managers tell me that for the first time in twenty years visitors have directly told them that they will not return to the island again because of the traffic,” he

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wrote. McKelvey’s right, but he’s only got half the story. The state has been ridiculously slow in building highways in West Maui, but the Maui County Council has also been trigger-happy in approving massive residential and hotel expansion throughout the region. And it’s just going to get worse. “A Kaanapali Development Corp. executive laid out plans Wednesday night for 4,850 new housing units on the company’s West Maui lands,” reported The Maui News today. Yeah, that’ll make things better

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FRIDAY, July 14 Looks like we’re going to have to wait on that plan to get the County of Maui to sue the state over the Superferry, says today’s Maui News. Seems the whole matter hasn’t been “noticed properly” and any action taken would violate the state’s open meetings law. Over-development, insanely high home prices and toothless resolutions— those things we can have now, but looks like we’re just going to have to wait for county officials to start their war against the Superferry.

SATURDAY, July 15 It also doesn’t look like we—or anyone else in the U.S.—will get to the bottom of that whole deal where the National Security Agency apparently got secret phone records from a bunch of phone companies. State legislators tried to hold an “informational briefing” on Wednesday to get some answers, but no one wants to cooperate. According to an Associated Press story published today, State Attorney General Mark Bennett refuses to subpoena any phone companies, even though New Jersey officials are doing exactly that. The phone companies— including Carlyle Group’s Hawaiian Telcom—are denying they gave any records to the NSA. None of this is surprising—when was the last time you got a straight answer from the phone company?

SUNDAY, July 16 Which came first—the traffic or the headache?

MONDAY, July 17 With barely a week left before the filing deadline (July 25), political junkies are still asking Big Island Mayor Harry Kim— who is a Republican—if he will please, Please, PLEASE run on the Democratic ticket against Governor Lingle. This is not so far-fetched: Kim is popular, moderate and reasonable. What’s more, he’s got statewide recognition—an advantage sorely lacking in both Lingle’s current Democratic challengers, former state Senator Randall Iwase and Oahu harbor-

master William Aila. Then again, Kim’s not exactly been decisive on the run-forgovernor question. Lingle already has $3 million in her campaign bank account, and has said she’d spend double that to hold onto her job. If Kim wants to run against that, more power to him, but it ain’t gonna be easy.

TUESDAY, July 18 There are 10 people running for Case’s 2nd District Congressional seat, but the latest campaign finance reports filed with the Federal Election Commission (FEC) on July 14 strongly suggest the pack is already narrowing to just two. In terms of cash on hand, Democrat/former Lt. Gov. Mazie Hirono is way out front with a little more than $335,000, while Republican/former State Representative Quentin Kawananakoa—his platform mirrors the Bush Administration’s talking points—is running a distant second with nearly $177,000. The reports show he’s loaned himself $250,000 and already started pouring tens of thousands of dollars into high-powered consultants as well as television and radio spots. Democrats Brian Schatz and Colleen Hanabusa are doing well—they’ve got $121,000 and $113,000, respectively—but the Political Action Committee (PAC) EMILY’s List has not yet begun contributing money to Hirono’s campaign. Billing itself as the “nation’s largest grassroots political network,” the pro-choice PAC’s recent Hirono endorsement all but guarantees huge money for her in the near future.

Anthony Pignataro’s most recent documentary series, the nine-part Hot Chicks: Where’s Mine?, did not win a Peabody Award. MTW

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UNIQUE RESPONSES TO DANGER In May, just after bird flu was discovered in Ivory Coast, hundreds of young people flocked to Abidjan’s nightclubs to taunt the disease with a new dance imitating a chicken in the throes of death, according to a Reuters dispatch (“leaning backward, shaking [the] wrists, arms and legs... with a loud clucking sound”).

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS In May, a U.S. Court of Appeals panel ruled that Scott Panetti remains eligible for execution in Texas despite his delusional and schizoaffective disorders and the opinion of one law professor that Panetti is the “gold-plated craziest” death-row inmate he’d ever seen. Charged with murder after having been drug-addicted since childhood and in mental institutions 14 times, Panetti was nonetheless permitted by his trial judge to act as his own lawyer. After employing a “strategy” of claiming to be under the control

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CAKE, ICE CREAM AND JIM LEHRER Troy and Jennifer Schally disclosed in June that their son Henry had chosen, among several possibilities as the theme for his third birthday party, PBS’s NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, and the Schallys supplied a birthday cake with a photo of the show’s correspondents and a periodic playing of its theme music.

According to a Washington Post report, Lehrer sent along an autographed photo, signed in the name Henry calls him, “Jimmy Jimmy BoBo.”

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS William Collins, 37, was arrested in Baldwin Place, N.Y., in June and charged with DUI even though his car wasn’t moving. According to police, Collins was passed out drunk in the driver’s seat of the locked car, in “park,” with his body positioned so that the gas pedal was depressed, causing the engine to race and start to overheat. Collins was so unresponsive that only when police broke a window did he awaken and notice them.

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THE MARCH OF SCIENCE Researchers from the Institute for Regenerative Medicine at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center announced in May that they had grown a fully functional, artificial penis from a rabbit—using his own genes—which they hoped would lead to future development of a human penis, for men with birth defects, body trauma or cancer. And Ambreed New Zealand introduced in June a go-cart-like machine for ranchers to gather sperm from bulls. A driver maneuvers the vehicle, designed to resemble a cow, so that the bull can mount it. The driver waits patiently until the bull is done and then drives away with the sperm. MTW

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Stepping into Maui’s tango community By Samantha Campos T

he studio is buzzing with activity and the sounds of Latin music. A woman walks in. A little nervous, slightly giddy, she signs her name on a sheet by the front door. Then she hands some money to the smiling assistant behind the desk and sits down.

Rebecca is an attractive woman in her 40’s, with sleek blonde hair and glasses. She’s wearing a silk blouse and matching knee-length skirt. Slipping off her beige designer flats, she replaces them with threeinch black high heels with straps. Anxiously, she surveys the room.

This is Rebecca’s first tango class. She’s always wanted to take lessons, but because of the hectic schedule required by her job running her own consulting firm, she just never had the time. Until now.

There are about 25 people in the beginning class of Argentine Tango at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Omori Studio. The instructor, Gawain Bantle, stands in the middle of the room and warmly addresses his new students, who are now crowded against one wall, alongside a row of a dozen chairs.

Bantle inspects everyone’s shoes—one woman’s open-toed, backless heels won’t work but thankfully she has brought another pair—and tells them to form two lines.

“First, we must learn to walk,” he says.

Unlike other Latin dances like salsa, rumba and cha cha, tango is a walking dance. It originated as a social dance during the late 19th century in Buenos Aires that derived from the music of Europe, South America and Africa.

Tango is a dance for couples, with the man taking the leading role and the woman following. And though basic steps and postures are taught in classes today, the most marked characteristic of traditional Argentine tango is improvisation.

Bantle explains this to the class as he leads them in a slow, sliding walk from one side of the room to the other. He then instructs everyone how to “push off”—the energetic steps that gives tango its definitive style.

“Make a decisive step into the space,” says Bantle. “It’s a big statement, almost like saying, ‘I’m here!’

It gives the masculine quality to the dance.”

In tango usually, with a few exceptions, the man walks forward and the woman walks backwards. Bantle demonstrates this with an assistant. And then he teaches everyone in Five-day event, including milongas, the class—male and female—to walk backwards, leaning forward as they walk back, and looking straight ahead.

“Stay connected,” he says. “Find your balance by yourself. Then you share the balance with another person.” classes, performances and the A few days earlier, I met with Bantle outside at a small café table in a Makawao courtyard.

Grand Milonga/Dinner.

He is a handsome man, with graying hair and sparkling light eyes, an easy smile and not-so-easy-to-place accent.

Visit www.tangofestmaui.com He tells me he was trained as a classical ballet dancer in Europe and New York for 10 years. But then he came to Maui to work as a spiritual therapist. And a year and a half ago, he got into tango. or call 876-0485.

After training with various dancers—Sonny and Nancy Newman from Seattle, George Garcia in Oahu, among others— Bantle got caught up in the community of tango lovers, and went to his first tango fest in Portland. There, 600 people

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danced in all-night milongas—a more rustic, faster-paced tango. Bantle was hooked.

“You go into some kind of trance when you dance,” he says. “[In tango] you learn to listen to where the weight is going. It creates an intimacy and you really have to be present. That’s where the energy is.”

Bantle says the allure, as well as the dance, is multi-faceted. People young and old can dance close together or in open-style, improvising movements, which leads to endless possibilities. He believes the complexities of dancing tango helps people become more alert, bringing awareness to all parts of the body.

But he also admits it can sometimes be difficult for men to lead and women to follow in the traditional masculine and feminine roles of the dance. While it may look nice as an art form, these days it’s not generally “okay” in American society for women to yield and men to direct.

“Today, gender rules are blurred,” says Bantle. “But with tango, you can be really direct. People relax into it, when they otherwise might not choose to live their life this way. It’s something biological almost. When you feel the connection, a whole energetic wave occurs—undulations—and the sensations are great.”

Another instructor, Diane, who teaches Bantle’s classes when he is away, concurs.

“Following is like falling into a warm pool,” she says. “You have to let go, surrender to your partner total control and responsibility. It’s not submission. For American women in particular, they’re used to not letting go, resisting it. But it’s a beautiful balance. I can spend my whole day [being a businesswoman] then I can come and just exhale. Let them do it. It’s like a sigh.”

A week later, a practica—an informal community dance to practice tango movements—is taking place at Studio Maui in Haiku. Rebecca is there, along with other students from her beginning class, as well as students from an intermediate class and several instructors. In all, about 40 dancers of varying skill levels switch partners freely between songs.

“I heard you’re a beginner for the first four years anyway,” says one “intermediate” student amicably to her “first-time” partner.

The sultry beats of tango coincide with the gentle swooshing of skirts and sliding of soles across the wooden floor of the studio. Some partners are in postured embrace, looking into each other’s eyes and shifting weight from one side to another, before taking the first tentative step.

And yet other couples dance with eyes closed, falling into a seamless rhythm, lifting and gliding in perfect syncopation.

Every so often, dancers retreat to the chairs set up to the side of the room, in order to rest and recharge. Tomas, a student of seven months, came with his wife, a professional dancer who had never before tried tango. Like many couples that sign up for lessons, Tomas and his wife were looking to find something fun to do together, that could get them on equal ground and establish a deeper bond.

“There is a perfect connection between the music, the resistance and the grace that creates an energy between people,” says Tomas. He laughs. “Some people don’t know what to do when it hits them. But I can see how some people pack up their stuff and move to a bigger tango community. It’s like yoga for two—like a relationship. There’s a certain point where you feel like you don’t what the hell is going on. And then, after time, there’s a symmetry, a connection. It can be addictive.”

Another woman sitting on the sidelines agrees.

“This is great meditation—a great way to stay in the present,” she says. “It’s all about give and take. The minute I put my focus on somebody or something else, I lose it. I’m not very good at surrendering so it’s great to have that tension and surrender to the partner.”

Avi, a dancer of “all types” but a student of tango for two months, has caught the bug as well.

“This dance is more than a dance,” he says. “It’s a different vibe, energy, challenge with yourself. The responsibility the leader has and the connection the follower has—it’s more like a meditation, it’s not sexual. You can feel more with tango. It is the root of masculinity and femininity—there’s no other dance like it. I used to be afraid but now I feel really connected to who I am and what I am.”

He pauses, smiles and nods his head emphatically.

“What you’re doing here is affecting life.”

For more info on classes and events, visit www.Loveoftango.com or call Gawain Bantle at (808) 876-0485. MTW

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Café Fare Sidewalk dining at Café Marc Aurel The other day my colleague Wendy and I decided to have lunch at Café Marc Aurel in Wailuku. On our way out the door, we ran into Samantha.

Café Marc Aurel 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2440852. Open 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. or later Mon.-Sat. $ “Want anything from Café Marc Aurel?” I naively asked.

“Just came from there,” she said, still holding the coffee concoction she’d just purchased.

There’s no question that the Maui Time Weekly staff enjoys the café. I mean, we all liked it fine in the days when the office was in Lahaina. But now that we’ve moved into an office building directly across the street from it, we can see the café’s tables and hear the nightly entertainment from our balcony overlooking Market St. It’s a wonder we don’t spend the whole day over there. It’s especially shocking given that in early May, Aurel considerably expanded his lunch menu.

Mediterranean Tacos? Baguette Sandwiches with Prosciutto, Black Forest Ham or Buendner Fleisch Air Cured Beef? Panzanella Marinara Italian Summer Salads?

The names and descriptions flew at Wendy and I as we stood at the counter looking over the menu. So many decisions, so much time…

Some of this stuff I’ve had before.

The Salade du Saison, a simple mix of Kula greens and vegetables served with either lemonette dressing or

balsamic vinegar is quite good, though the former dressing is a little too lemonette for my tastes. The baguette sandwich with turkey is also delicious, though the cheddar it comes with is a bit too overpowering a cheese for such an understated meat.

Then there’s the panzanella salad. It looks almost like salsa, but it’s so much more. It’s nothing more than chopped Roma tomatoes, yellow bell peppers, green onions, Kalamata olive and chunks of bread marinated in balsamic vinegar and extra virgin olive oil. Doesn’t sound like much, but it’s stunningly tasty.

All of it is perfect café food—a solid but light dish that goes with a glass of wine or juice while sitting at a sidewalk table. But now I wanted something new.

Wendy opted for the Margerit sandwich, which is simply sliced mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, capers, onions, olive oil and Balsamic Vinegar stuffed into a baguette. It’s a simple, elegant little sandwich, and she loved it.

“The baguette is crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside, and not at all chewy,” she said. And that’s not a trivial point—too many baguettes are chewy, requiring nearly far too much gnawing when taking a bite.

I decided to go with the Mediterranean Tacos. They actually fall somewhere between a falafel and a taco: take a pita and top it with the panzanella salad, cucumbers, hummus, tzatziki (a Greek cucumber sauce) and feta cheese sprinkles. Add a dash of lemon juice and you’ve got quite a lunch.

Later, Aurel said the Margerit sandwich and the tacos are easily his best selling items. I believe it. MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner.

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Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

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Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

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Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store.

But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; WSa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 8776000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

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Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 8778744. $

Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

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PRICE GUIDE

• Pizzas • Sandwiches • Nightly Seafood Specials •Pastas

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

• Salads

Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

• Beer • Wine

nothing over $14.95

We now have Brown Rice Pasta!

Wheat & Gluten Free!

50¢ extra / Cooked to order so it takes a few minutes longer

661-6633 180 Dickenson Street • Lahaina

Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

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DININGLISTINGS Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8757782. $

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

SOUTH MAUI

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 8799952. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Pho Mai

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$

Vietnamese Vietnamese Cuisine Cuisine

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

•Authentic Vietnamese Food •Full Vegetarian Menu In Lahaina Center Hilo Hattie’s parking lot

Phone: 667-5809 Mon-Sat: 10am-10pm 2 Hour Free Parking

Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Su 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m.

1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more.

11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish.

5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8797224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m.

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $

Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m.

1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 59 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m.

5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1368. $

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Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

JULY 20, 2006

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”. Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 8757668. $

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Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6617189. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list.

Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials.

M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m.

1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.

810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Gardens - Vegan. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 6675444. $

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

UPCOUNTRY

Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $

Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 6615648.

Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish.

8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

FIESTA

MONDAYS!

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

LIVE MUSIC

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

8:30 - MIDNIGHT

DRINK SPECIALS $3 starting @ 3:00 pm

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

MEXICAN

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.

142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618422. $$$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever!

Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $

L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 6679616. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $

Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!

Island Fish Tacos Grilled Steak, Chicken Vegetarian

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881. $$ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$

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Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

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Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

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Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F 5-11 p.m., Sa-Su 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30. Sa-Su, 59:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 6616628. $

West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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No Ordinary Moments Wednesday, 5 & 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater, MACC [FILM] I’m not usually one to fall for the latest popular new-age theory on how to live my life. Too many of these “alternative spiritualities” seem based on some half-cocked scheme, like life’s big secret actually comes from telepathic geckos from outer space or something. But every once in awhile, some outside-of-the-box theories resonate in my desolate soul. It’s usually stuff that just feels right, or gives me a different perspective that I instantly relate to, but had never consciously thought of before. Peaceful Warrior is one of those films that did this for me. Of all people, Jim Carrey—the facially gymnastic comedic actor—agrees. “When you hear the truth, it sounds familiar,” he said. “Like seeing a reflection of something you already possess. This film is that clear and simple reflection. I enjoyed every moment.” And this is also sure to ring true for fans of the similarly inspiring spiritual-mind-trip flick What the Bleep, whose own associate producer, Straw Weisman, said Peaceful Warrior is “Like Rocky for the soul!” Based on Dan Millman’s best-selling memoir, The Way of Peaceful Warrior, the movie revolves around the story of a young, ambitious male gymnast, as he re-examines his life and learns to live in the moment after meeting an enigmatic gas-station guru who challenges his notions of achievement and victory for an ideology that favors consciousness over intelligence, and spiritual strength over physical prowess. Stars Scott Mechlowicz as Dan Millman, Nick Nolte as Socrates, Tim DeKay as Coach Garrick and Amy Smart as Joy. Also playing Friday, July 28. 120 min. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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by Samantha Campos

Affordable Housing Now! Thursday (Tonight!), 6 p.m. at the MACC’s McCoy Studio Theater [PLANNING SYMPOSIUM] The press release on what’s going to be discussed at this thing sounds deadly dull— “The focus of these efforts will be on housing for a sustainable workforce; the execution of policy; traffic; staffing; and other workforce-related issues consequent to community-wide housing”—but put simply, it’s a big meeting for people to listen and talk about why the hell no one except the Oprah Winfreys and Everett Dowlings of the world can afford to live on this rock anymore. Hosted by the Kihei Community Association, it’s free and open to the public.

[ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Roots Empress Returns Friday, 6 p.m. at Lahaina Civic Center [REGGAE] Light it up! All sorts of flames will be ignited Friday when “roots empress” Dezarie joins Ikahba, Humble Soul, THC and Paula Fuga in a scorching reggae concert. Fans trying to spiritually match the music’s vibe will be setting aflame the kind of THC that one inhales while watching the kind that sings onstage. Also, since these events always seem to remind us of how small of a world it is, count on the high possibility of running into an old boyfriend/girlfriend/hook-up and thus reigniting an old flame. Finally, of course, many will hold up their lighters to the hot music of Dezarie and company (incidentally, her newest CD is called Set the Flame). Tickets: $23 advance, $30 at the door; available at Beach Road Records (Kihei), Bahama Mama (Paia), Requests (Wailuku), Paradise Audio (Wailuku). Gates open at 5 p.m. All ages welcome. Beer Garden for 21 and over—bring ID! [GENA GAMMIE]

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Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC

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[HAWAIIAN MUSIC] I don’t really know how to put this, but Henry Kapono is kind of a big deal. He’s one of those guys who you’d want to call “Mister” upon meeting in person, and I usually don’t even feel comfortable calling my bosses mister. He commands that kind of respect because of the length and quality of his music career and the deep love he has for Hawai’i, which is reflected in every one of his 21 solo and collaborative albums. Also noteworthy is the name of his first band (Pakalolo), the fact that he once received an athletic scholarship to UH Manoa, and that he’s been around for a minute. As a young man he entertained the troops in Vietnam, and he even appeared on Magnum, P.I. and Regis, way back when Kathy Lee was still around. His latest release, Wild Hawaiian, is his first all-Hawaiian release and is the number-one seller at Borders stores statewide, proving that Kapono (which means “righteous” in Hawaiian) is no moldy oldie. My personal favorite Henry Kapono story is the time he awoke me at yet another boring Jack Johnson concert by singing the most stunning version of Kenny Loggins’ “Danny’s Song” I’ve ever heard. Thank you, Mister Kapono. Stay classy. Tickets: $10, $25, $30, keiki get half-price. [COREY NIELSEN]

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[COMEDY] In nine months I will attempt to interview the Dalai Lama, who many consider the spiritual leader of the world. Taking nothing away from his Holiness, I have to wonder if his devotees have ever beheld the divinity of one Damon Wayans. When I heard that Wayans would be appearing on Maui for a night of stand-up comedy I shuddered, mistaking him for one of the Wayans responsible for the atrocious White Chicks and equally atrocious looking Little Guy. But enlightenment hit me like a coin-filled sock when I realized that it was not Shawn or Marlon, but DAMONFREAKING-WAYANS who would be preaching the gospel of humor at the MACC. That’s the Damon Wayans, who on the strength of his “Homie the Clown” In Living Color character alone is a comedy god (a “Homie” movie is due in 2007). Still not a believer? Damon is the divine creator of perhaps the most heavenly character ever committed to celluloid, Major Payne, orator of the immortal line, “Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.” I can only pray that my attempt to meet with the Dalai Lama works out better than my efforts to nail down Wayans for a pre-show interview. But I know I can’t be too disappointed. For as the Dalai Lama might say, it is desire that causes suffering. Or in the words of Major Payne, “You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between spit and syphilis.” [CN]

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BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

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All washed up

Water Torture M. Night Shyamalan sinks to the bottom Apologists for the categorically inadequate M. Night Shyamalan have their work cut out defending yet another cinematic killjoy from the “auteur” whose high box office receipts do not reflect the ineptitude of his filmmaking skills. Inflated from an impromptu “bedtime story” that Shyamalan invented for his children, Lady In The Water is a hackneyed story about a water nymph inappropriately named “Story” (Bryce Dallas Howard) who resides at the bottom of an apartment complex swimming pool.

Lady In The Water

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/110 mins.

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Paul Giamatti is Cleveland Heep, a stuttering superintendent who discovers the sprite, or “narf” as she’s called, and protects her until he can wrench enough exposition from his underemployed neighbors to send Story back to her “Blue World” home via an eagle.

Standing in their way is a red-eyed hyena creature called a “scrunt” that roams the compound attempting to kill Story. The pun is intrinsic. Voice-over narration informs us that the narf has the potential to save humanity from capitalism if the humans around her merely glimpse her naked nymph form.

It’s fitting that Shyamalan intended Lady In The Water as a bedtime story because no matter how awake you are before you watch the movie, it will put you right to sleep. Shyamalan uses so much clunky exposition that there is hardly any forward-moving action.

Shyamalan doesn’t just break the “showdon’t-tell” rule of screenwriting, he rejects the virtuous theorem as so much debris.

Lady In The Water is a visual drone of muted colors embellished with a ham-fisted musical score by James Newton Howard (The Village). Newton isn’t satisfied at only telling the audience what to feel with bombastic aural cues, he wants to bulldoze the spectators into a corner and slap them around some. The effect is equally as deadening as Shyamalan’s onerous attempt at story construction.

The script screams pretentious affectation. Every time Cleveland calls out Story’s name it is as if he is inhabited by Shyamalan’s alter ego searching for elusive narrative threads to fill out the movie.

If the film weren’t already feeble enough, Shyamalan insists on upgrading his signature cameo performances in his own films to that of featured supporting player. Shyamalan plays a novelist who lives with his “sister” in Cleveland’s apartment complex. Forget that his acting skills couldn’t get him cast in a high school production of Our Town. Watching a skilled acting craftsman like Giamatti delivering lines to Shyamalan is like watching Robert Duvall talk to his cat about politics. It’s the only thing in the movie that sent shivers down my spine.

M. Night Shyamalan got incredibly lucky on his vastly overrated feature The Sixth Sense and has milked that unjustified success over four increasingly abysmal films Unbreakable, Signs, The Village and now Lady In The Water. He has become the David Blaine of hack auteurs. If David Blaine finds failure upsetting, I wonder how Shyamalan will face the day when his audience finally abandons him. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, July 26 PEACEFUL WARRIOR - (PG13) - Drama, Fantasy - Dan, a college student/athlete, stumbles upon the path to enlightenment after a chance encounter with “Socrates.� 110 min.

New This Week CLERKS 2 - (R) - Comedy, Drama - It’s the return of director/writer/actor Kevin Smith’s quintessential shit-talking, slacker Gen-X characters from the 1994 hit indie flick, Clerks. In this sequel, Smith answers the question, “What happens when two video store clerks in their 20’s who do nothing but talk about pop culture and sex grow up?� Easy—they work in food service! Also stars Rosario Dawson, the return of Jay and Silent Bob, and cameos

by Jason Lee, Ben Affleck and Wanda Sykes.

98 min. (Samantha Campos) LADY IN THE WATER - (PG13) - Drama, Romance, Thriller - A mystical woman shows up in the pool at a rental complex and the super falls for her. Unfortunately, there are other, less attractive creatures that also want to come out of the pool. And I don’t think it’s to play “Marco Polo.� 126 min. (Heidi King) MONSTER HOUSE - (PG) - Adventure, Animation - Three children have to face off with a house that eats trick or treaters. Back in my day, we’d just burn that mother down. The roof!

The roof! The roof is on fire! 106 min. (HK) MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND - (PG-13) Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Scifi, Fantasy – Some New Yorker played by Luke Wilson decides to break up with his chick, who also happens to be the superhero G-Girl, portrayed by Uma Thurman. It’s not a wise move. Also stars Wanda Sykes. 95 min.

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Maybe Disney will shock us with some new exciting twist! Riiiiiiiight. 116 min. (HK) CLICK - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - This oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for all you Ti-Vo fanatics. Hardworking Adam Sandler is given a universal remote thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s true to its name.

Initially pleased with the remoteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ability to manipulate the world as if it were a Ti-Vo box, Sandler soon becomes distraught when the remote begins controlling him. Scared heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll miss out of life completely, he fights to restore his life to itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s original pace. Also stars Kate Beckinsale and Christopher Walken. 97 min. (Ashley Fitch) DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve read the book, seen the History Channel documentaries and listened to the Vaticanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bitching- now see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will shake the very foundations of the Catholic Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min. (AP) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - A young academic moves to New York to become a journalist and winds up working as an assistant to a super bitch, editor in chief for a fashion magazine. 109 min. (HK) FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The first Fast and the Furious was about street racing. Then they made a sequel, which I think was also about street racing. But now, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve broken out of that rut by making a third movie- about street racing in Tokyo! Stars a bunch of actors who must really need the work. 104 min. (AP) AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (PG) Documentary - Al Goreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s terrifying look at the effects of global warming that are coming soon.

Emphasis on the â&#x20AC;&#x153;terrifying.â&#x20AC;? 100 min. (HK) KEEPING UP WITH STEINS - (PG-13) - Comedy Young Brentwood resident Benjamin Fielder must become a man by surviving the super blow-out Bar Mitzvah his parents are throwing for him to one-up the Titanic-themed Bar Mitzvah their rivals held for their son. Yeah, I guess it could be funny. Stars Daryl Sabara and Jeremy Piven. 84 min. (AP) THE LAKE HOUSE - (PG) - Drama, Romance Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are living two years apart, but somehow magically communicate through letters in the mailbox of the lake house they both live in separately. How, pray tell, are they ever going to get together?! 99 min. (HK) LITTLE MAN - (PG-13) - â&#x20AC;&#x153;Comedyâ&#x20AC;? - There is no way this movie, starring Marlon Wayans as a midget criminal on the run, will be funny. Have you seen the trailer, people? I rest my case. 90 min. (AP) NACHO LIBRE - (PG) - Comedy - A new comedy

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Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Cars - G - Th (12:30, 1:15, 3:10, 4:10), 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45, F, M-W (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30 Clerks II - (R) - F, M-W (12:10, 2:25, 4:45), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:25), 4:45, 7, 9:45 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th (12:55, 4:15), 7:50, F-W (12:20), 6:35 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th (12:40, 1:10, 3:30, 4:20), 6:40, 7:10, 9:20, 9:45, F, M-W (12:25, 1:50, 3:15, 4:20), 6:30, 7:10, 9:10, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:25, 1:50, 3:15), 4:20, 6:30, 7:10, 9:10, 9:45 Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1:30, 2:50, 4, 5:10), 7:15, 7:30, 9:35, 9:55, F, M-W (1:40, 4:15), 6:40, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:40), 4:15, 6:40, 9:15 Inconvenient Truth - PG - Th (12:45, 3:05, 5:20), 7:35, 9:50, F, M-W (12, 2:20, 4:40), 7:20, 9:40, SaSu (12, 2:20), 4:40, 7:20, 9:40 Keeping Up w/the Steins - PG13 - Th only (12:50, 3, 5:05), 7:05, 9:30 Lady in the Water - PG13 - F, M-W (12, 12:30, 1:15, 2:30, 3, 4, 5, 5:30), 6:45, 7:30, 8, 9:20, 10, Sa-Su (12, 12:30, 1:15, 2:30, 3), 4, 5, 5:30, 6:45, 7:30, 8, 9:20, 10 Lake House - PG - Th (12:35, 2:55, 5:15), 7:40, 10, F-W (3:30), 9:50 Little Man - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15, 5, 5:30), 7:20, 7:45, 9:40, 10, F, M-W (12:15, 12:45, 2:35, 3:05, 4:50, 5:20), 7:15, 7:40, 9:35, 10, SaSu (12:15, 12:45, 2:35, 3:05), 4:50, 5:20, 7:15, 7:40, 9:35, 10

KAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;AHUMANU 6 Queen Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Click - PG13 - Daily (12:35, 2:55), 5:15, 7:35, 10 Monster House - (PG) - F-W (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 My Super Ex - (PG13) - F-W (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Nacho Libre - PG - Th only (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Pirates of the Caribbean- PG13 - Th (12:40, 1:30, 3:50), 4:45, 7:05, 8, 10:10, F-W (12:40, 3:50), 7:05, 10:10 Superman Returns- PG13 - Daily (12:30, 3:45), 7, 10:15 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:40, 7:40, 10:05

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FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Clerks II - R - F, M-W (2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:50, SaSu (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 9:50 Click - PG13 - Th only (3), 7, 9:15 Lady in the Water - PG13 - F, M-W (3:30), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1, 3:30), 7, 9:45 Litte Man - PG13 - Th (3:30, 5), 7:30, 10, F, M-W (3, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 3), 5:30, 7:45, 10 My Super Ex - PG13 - F, M-W (2:45), 7:35, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:45), 5:15, 7:35, 9:55 Nacho Libre - PG - Th only (3, 5:15), 7:35, 9:50 Superman Returns - PG13 - Th only (3:30), 6:45, 10:05

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th only (1:30, 4:15), 7:30, 10 Monster House - PG - F, M-W (1:15, 4), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:15), 4, 7:15, 9:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (12, 3:30), 7, 10:15, Sa-Su (12), 3:30, 7, 10:15 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - Th (1:15, 4), 7:15, 9:45, F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 7:30, 10

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BY MARTY DREAD MARTY@MAUITIME.COM

On the Road Again...

With Willie Nelson and Harmonic Tribe July 7, 2006 Going from Maui to the heart of Texas is probably hard to wrap your mind around. I’m traveling with Harmonic Tribe, which is comprised of Willie Nelson’s sons, Lukas (guitar) and Micah (drums); also Andrew Kloppel (bass), Donny Smith (guitar), Tato Melgar (Percussion), and myself on lead vocals.

Try to imagine a rock band with a Latin percussionist and a reggae singer trying to sing the blues in front of 15,000 die-hard, shit-kickin’, country music fans at Willie Nelson’s 33d annual 4th of July picnic in Ft. Worth, Texas. Don’t underestimate the Texas audience, though. We had them out of their lawn chairs, waving their peace signs and singing along.

What makes our acceptance by this crowd even more mind-boggling is the fact that we had to follow acts like Shooter Jennings and Leon Russell, who are both musical giants in the South.

Focusing on songs from our first CD, The Awakening, the highlight of our set was when Willie joined us onstage for his song, “Whatever Happened To Peace On Earth,” which was a serious moment during a day of 4th of July fun in the Texas sun. He stayed onstage as we tore into our closing song, “The Harder They Come” from his reggae album and had all 15,000 in attendance skanking to the beat.

What a start to our summer tour with our hero and host. From here we are off to Youngstown, Ohio as we make our way through the states as the opening act for Willie’s summer tour. Please check our MySpace profile at www.myspace.com/harmonictribe for our tour schedule, photos and updates. Feel free to leave us some comments from home. We would love to hear from y’all and look forward to our return.

July 13, 2006 Checking in again. Here we are, 10 days and nine shows into the tour. Every show has been sold out, from Texas to Ohio, all the way to Indiana. People really

Marty and friends seem to be responding to our mix of blues and reggae.

It is amazing to witness the range of ages at Willie’s concerts. Whether it’s people from age eight to 80-yearolds, everyone is personally touched by the experience.

We’ve played at a variety of venues including the sublime Meijer Gardens in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and had the whole crowd singing in three-part harmony to our song, “Pray For Them,” which in a predominantly Republican State, was quite a feat.

When we took the stage in Canton, Ohio, we knew this was not “our” audience. But the Vibe of Maui shined through our performance, and the audience was soon singing and dancing to our songs.

Being from Maui is a great calling card, and it also doesn’t it hurt to have Willie’s own sons in the band. But sons of the headliner or not, this band pegged the crowd and gave from its heart. Even though no one here has ever heard of us, I get the feeling we would be welcome back.

In Louisville, Kentucky, the warmth and acceptance was the same. From my years of doing this, I know when people really like something and when they are just being polite. We were shaking hands with 50-somethings, who said things like, “Your songs took me right back to Hawai’i” or “You guys stepped out of another decade.”

The morale of the group is high as we head to West Virginia. More stories from the road next week... MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR Heavy Roots Volume 1 - Friday. Roots empress Dezarie blessed the reggae community with the deliverance of her second album, Gracious Mama Africa, in 2005 and is now set to release her latest CD Set the Flame this July in conjunction with her summer tour. Tickets $23, $30. 6 p.m., Lahaina Civic.

Tickets available at Beach Road Records (Kihei), Bahama Mama (Paia), Requests (Wailuku), Paradise Audio (Wailuku).

Fashion and Floral Extravaganza - Saturday. One of the world’s top floral designers will team up with leading fashion designers for the 6th annual Maui Youth & Family Services "Growing Dreams" event.

All proceeds from the event go to benefit Maui Youth & Family Services. Tickets: $100, $75. 9 a.m.1 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, Wailea, 357-2282 or www.myfs.com.

Legacy - Saturday. The Maui Historical Society will present “Legacy” an intimate and memorable evening featuring Keali`i Reichel in concert. Enjoy an evening of music and dance. An elegant dinner will be provided by the award-winning chefs from the Ka`anapali Beach Hotel. Proceeds go to Endowment Fund. $300. 5 p.m., Bailey House Museum, Wailuku, 244-3326.

Henry Kapono - Saturday. Henry Kapono’s “Wild Hawaiian” music has been getting rave reviews and creating a buzz around the islands with people of all ages and nationalities. With his alternative/pop/rock arrangements and his band of power hitters, the music will rock you. Tickets: $30, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Damon Wayans - Sunday. One Maui performance only! Iconoclastic comedian Damon Wayans brings his patented brand of insightful, take-no-prisoners humor to the stage. Tickets: $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show; 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free.

THURSDAY, JULY 20 Urban Land Institute - Symposia on Sustainable Workforce and Housing. Hosted by the Kihei Community Association, this evening forum is the culmination of a week-long series of meetings with local developers, politicians, planners, and citizens.

The focus of these efforts will be on housing for a sustainable workforce; the execution of policy; traffic; staffing; and other workforce-related issues consequent to community-wide housing. Free. 6 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. Your Serve - An Island Surf resident is lobbying to remove the volleyball courts at Kihei’s Kalama Park.

This is a meeting to debate the courts. If you use or promote the use of these courts, please show up or call the County to voice your opinion. The meeting is at 1:30 p.m. 8th floor, County Building, Wailuku.

Zhi Gang Sha - Meet Master Zhi Gang Sha, New York Times best-selling author, extraordinary healer, advanced spiritual master and experience his healing blessings. $25. 6:30-9:30 p.m., The Unity Church of Maui, Wailuku, (877) 339-6815 or 676-1195.

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Tango Amor - July 28. The first International Tangofest Maui presents Tango Amor (Love of Tango) with world renowned international tango artists: Miriam Larici, Hugo Patyn, Carina Losano and American tango artists Christy Cote and Darren Lees, bringing a wonderful, fiery, exciting world of first-class Tango to Maui. Tickets: $15. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.tangofestmaui.com or 242-7469.

Michael Buble - July 29. He’ll sweep you away with velvet-voiced renditions of beloved timeless classics like “Save the Last Dance,” “How Sweet It Is,” “Fever” and more. $65, $55, $45. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Tales From Mindanao - Aug. 3. Entertaining and colorful stories adapted from the rich folklore of the southern Philippines. A performance of dance, music, and drama that has dazzled audiences around the world. Tickets: $25, $15. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Of Wind and Waves - Aug. 3. An hour-long documentary on the life of Woody Brown by the director of Surfing for Life. Woody is the remarkable 94-yearold who is a legend in the worlds of surfing, sailing and soaring… and a Maui resident. There will be a Q & A with Woody Brown after the film. Tickets: $10.

7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Hoobastank - Aug. 6. In 10 years, Hoobastank built up a local following, got signed, put out two records that earned accolades like "post-grunge ear candy," released a monster ballad, "The Reason" and got nominated for three Grammys. Opening band: Hot Hot Heat. Where some of their contemporaries delve into '60s garage or '70s post-punk, Hot Hot Heat specializes in re-creating and reinvigorating the new wave music of the late '70s and early '80s.

Also, Pennylane. Tickets: $45, $38. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Maui Calls - Aug. 11. MACC’s annual gala, premier fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening. Featuring entertainment, live auction, and fine dining. 6 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787 x 225.

Katchafire - Aug. 19. New Zealand’s hottest reggae group headlines KPOA’s 1st Annual Island Soul-Jah Fest with a full roster. Joing the festivities are Maui’s own Na Hoku Hanohano award-winning Ekolu and more of the brightest stars of Island reggae. Tickets: $30, $25. 6:30 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ho‘omana‘o 2006 - Aug. 20. Featuring HAPA, Raiatea Helm, George Kahumoku, Jr., Lono, OlaHou and more. Some of Hawaii’s finest musicians and vocalists contribute their considerable talents for this fundraiser for Mana‘o Radio, to help ensure the continuation of non-commercial, non-profit, extremely

eclectic radio on Maui. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 4 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Miss Coco Peru - Aug. 24. Storyteller/monologist Miss Coco Peru aka Clinton Leupp creates a brilliant one man/woman extravaganza as he tears up stages from NY to LA and beyond. In addition to being a cult hero on the downtown circuit, he has appeared in countless films and TV shows. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469, www.NeoComedy.com.

‘A‘a I Ka Hula - Aug. 26. “Dare to Dance,” a celebration of 30 years of hula halau with Hokulani HoltPadilla and Pa’u O Hi’iaka. The concert will feature performances from Pa’u O Hi’iaka, Ke’alaokamaile, Kano’eau Dance Academy, Waiehu Sons, Holunape, five Miss Aloha Hula (Malia Petersen, Pi'ilani Smith, Natasha Akau, Jennifer Oyama, Maile Francisco) and other special guests. Tickets $30, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sarah Geronimo - Aug. 27. “The Other Side” with special guests Mark Bautista, Jimmy Marquez, Kris Lawrence. A special concert for all ages featuring Sarah Geronimo, the Philippines’ most popular teen Pop Princess and Star for a Night Grand Champion.

Tickets: $100, $75, $55, and $35. 6:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Gene Argel & Shiro Mori, Jazz, no cover, 7:30pm

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Triune Legacy Tour $10, 9:45pm

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Hot For Teacher 9:30pm

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Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.

Be Noisy - Author and vibrational healer Joy Gardner presents “Sound Your Heart Out!” a workshop to open and express emotions. $10. 7-9 p.m., The Studio Maui, www.highvibrations.net or 573-5719.

SATURDAY, JULY 22 Belly Up - It’s the fourth Sat. of the month, and you know what that means, Belly Dance! Bellyroll Dance Co. grooves. 7:30 & 8:30 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

SUNDAY, JULY 23 Chick Power - Women’s monthly empowerment circle. 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m. For more info, e-mail janetkiralessin@aol.com or 244-4103.

Fundraiser - Mediation Services of Maui is holding a House Party Fundraiser with Dr. Jacob Liberman speaking on "Mediation: a Bridge to Peace." The menu includes salad bar and dessert buffet. $25.

5:30-7:30 p.m. 131 E. Alulike St, Kihei, 244-5744.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-9513.

TUESDAY, JULY 25 The Future of Food - “The Future of Food” investigates the truth behind unlabeled genetically engineered foods currently on our supermarket shelves.

7 p.m. Hanibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 26 WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa, Hawaiian Melodies/Hula. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

Coral Spawning Spectacle - Witness live coral spawning! Explore the wonder of coral reproduction in the romantic setting of the aquarium after dark. $20. 7-9 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 270-7088.

KEIKI Keiki Summer Camp - Wed. through Fri. (through Sep. 1). Maui Ocean Center will be offering a day camp this summer for children age 7-12. Children will spend the day with trained ocean naturalists, learning about Hawaii’s unique marine life. $55. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, Maalaea, 270-7075 or 270-7085.

After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program.

Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more.

Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku.

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Dance - Fri. Paia Youth & Cultural Center is having a dress to impress dance called “Summer in the City”.

Ages 9-19 welcome. $5. 6-10 p.m. 28 Hana Hwy. Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only.

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MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm;WED - Dolla Balla, 9pm

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35.

LECTURE English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Art of Living - Thu-Tue. The Art of Living Workshop offers specific breathing practices and techniques that infuse the body with energy and harmonize the natural rhythms of the body, mind and emotions.

Thu. & Fri. 7-9:30 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Mon. & Tue. 7-9:30 p.m. 200 Awalau Road, Ha'iku, 573-2721.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free.

11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.

Artful Networking - Tue. Get the most from any event and increase business referrals by knowing the do’s and don’ts of networking. Presented by Lisa Kimura (President of Hawaii Women Business Center). 2-3:30 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 873-8247.

Start a Business - Wed. Lectured by Anna K. Ribucan of the county Office of Economic Development, this seminar covers general information and requirements for starting a business in Maui County. 12-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 873-8247.

Cookin’ - Wed. “Splendor of Summer” cooking class with Guest demonstrator: Chef Bryan Ashlock, Executive Chief of Sheraton Maui Resort. 6 p.m., Maui Electric Auditorium, 210 Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 871-2323.

ENVIRONMENTAL Pump Don’t Dump - Sat. Informational demonstration to influence the boats that are still dumping to start pumping. 6:30 a.m., Maalaea Harbor, www.pumpdontdump.com.

Clean Up - Sat. Help cleanup our highways, parks, harbors, beaches and more. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Island wide. Call for info. 877-2524.

SPORTS Group Runs - Every Thu & Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with.

5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Molokai Challenge - Sat. The Molokai Challenge is open to all wind powered crafts in the celebration of youth opportunities. All proceeds goes to Youth In Motion. $100 which includes o/w ferry, Molokai transportation, food at the event, event shirt and camping permit, container/platforms to and from Maui. 553-4227.

Relay for Life - Sat.-Sun. 2006 Relay for life is a team event that increases cancer awareness in the community. 7 p.m.-7 a.m., War Memorial, Wailuku, 2830122.

ART Jewelry Trunk Show - Fri. Featuring a beautiful combination of natural gemstones, Tahitian pearls,

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Gina Martinelli 7pm

Swarovski crystals, and a variety of colorful materials.

It is handmade jewelry and the artist will be present and available. Champagne will be served. 2-9 p.m.

Sargents Fine Jewelry, Lahaina, 667-2131.

Jack Hamilton - Every Fri. in July. Jack Hamilton will be painting live. He often captures his enjoyment of nature by using the inspiration of open-air (plein air) painting on location. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina, 573-2021.

Kirk Kurokawa - Fri. Born and raised on Maui, local "phenom" artist Kirk Kurokawa demonstrates his high-realism oil painting techniques. 6:30-9 p.m., The Quan Gallery, 667-2757.

Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street. 6679194.

Dr. Gary Greenburg - Wed. A special slide presentation of Dr. Gary Greenburg’s beautiful miniatures of nature. This fascinating collection will be especially interesting to science and art aficionados. 1-4 p.m., Maui Hands Paia Gallery, 573-2021.

POETRY An Affair with Words - Sun. Enjoy rhymes and rhythms at an itimate poetry reading with Kealoha Wong, the Grandmaster Slammer of Hawai’i’s largest poetry slam. All poets welcome. Maui Time’s own Miss Krista Sherer will emcee! Special guest DJ. Free. 7 p.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana Gateway, 665-1114.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 276-5467.

POLITICAL Affordable Housing - Thu. Talk Story Sessions on Affordable Housing. These sessions are a project of HLP (Housing for the Local Person), a group of people interested and concerned with the present and future housing needs of Maui’s people. 6 p.m., St. Theresa’s Church, Kihei.

Coffee Talk - Wed. Get to know Colleen Hanabusa, Congressional candidate, during a coffee hour. 9 a.m. in Haiku. Call 573-5488 for directions.

Lunch Time - Wed. Century Club Luncheon with Matt Matsunaga (2nd Congressional candidate), Randy Iwase (Gubernatorial candidate), and Steve West (South Maui - State House). 12-1:30 p.m., Maui Tropical Plantation.

TV/Radio Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m., Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 5733084.

Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live one-

hour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat & Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon & Fri; The Carroll Brother, Tue; Hau Phat, Wed; Live music. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night.

7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Harry Troupe, Thu; Teri Garrison, Fri & Sat; Joshua, Sun; Bentley Kalloway, Wed. All shows 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Featuring live music.

4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m.

2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Marvin Tevaga, Sat & Wed; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works. 3350

Thursday 07/20

Friday 07/21

Saturday 07/22

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394

JACQUES

DJ El Gato & guest DJ $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

El Dogg 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Tom Cherry 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Conscious Healing 9pm

Pito w/Rhythms Gate 9pm

Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Monday 07/24 – Wednesday 07/26

Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

HORHITOS

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Sunday 07/23

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Rampage 9pm

L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 2448844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 78:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m.

2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Murray Thorne, Thu, 7 p.m.; Victoria Barrett Fri, 7 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Downside Up, Wed, 8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment.

Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Tom Conway & Randall Rospond, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:30-9:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 48 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8778744.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy.

Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m.

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:309:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:307:30 nightly.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 6696200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,TueSat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono’s Bar & Grille: Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis.

Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart. Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly

Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m.

Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:309:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922

Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music

by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., MonSat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:308:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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Thursday 07/20 LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Saturday 07/22

Sunday 07/23

Monday 07/24 – Wednesday 07/25

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Gomega 9:45pm

LONGHI’S LULU’S

Friday 07/21

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

MAUI WAVERIDERS, B&G

No Info

No Info

No Info

No Info

No Info

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm

DJ Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Murray Thorne

Victoria Barrett

Flack Jack

Celtic Tigers

MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Benoit Jazzworks; WED - Downside Up

DJ Eimear 10pm

Dylan Donkin 10pm

Dropkick Vic 10pm

Steve Sargenti 9pm

MON - Dropkick Vic, 10pm; TUE - DJ Bern & Celtic Tigers, 10pm; WED - DJ Eimear, 10pm

Hoku & Kanoa

Fine Line

Crunch Pups

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

No Info

No Info

No Info

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No cover, 9pm

900 Front St, Lahaina - 661-1200

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AN THE WHARF

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Ken Rovak & Freedom $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

JULY 20, 2006

Curtis & Maggie No cover, 9:30pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

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MON - No Info; TUE - Techno Shoes w/DJ EdV, 9pm; WED - No Info

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

MON - Rad Vegas Band; TUE - The Easy; WED - Malik

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Haiku Hillbillys $3, 9pm

TUE - Hale, No cover, 9:30pm WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

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See where you can take it. If it’s still “unbearable” in two weeks time, then you have my permission to skip town.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You missed out on World Cup fever. Even though I’m hardly a sports fan, I let myself get sucked in, carried on the exuberant madness of those around me. You may not naturally share the enthusiasm your partner or your friends have about something, but won’t you consider going along with it, just this once? I’m not talking about lamely humoring them while dragging your feet the whole way. I’m suggesting you wholeheartedly run with the pack this time. It might be a “waste” of time, but you never know—you might actually enjoy it.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Don’t you wish, sometimes, that you could experience life as a video game? Screw something up, and you could just play it again until you get it right. Unfortunately, life’s stakes are higher than any video game—you usually only get one try. This week, however, is an exception.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I’ve never met a Gemini who consistently had trouble talking—about pretty much anything, anytime. So why have you shut yourself down, at least about one particular (and admittedly touchy) subject? It’s most unlike you. Do you really want that sore place to fester and get worse before you’ll open your mouth about it? That’s lame. Speak up now, because forever holding your peace isn’t an option. You’ll have to mention what’s bugging you, eventually, believe me— and it’ll be a million times harder to resolve later than it is right this second.

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Don’t get me wrong—I love kids. Babies, too, especially the ones with the fauxhawk hairdos and the spit-up on their duck-embroidered jumpers who consistently wail louder and with a more impressive vocal range than a majority of those stupid emo-pop punk bands on the radio.

It’s not that I don’t want children. I just don’t want them right now. The problem is I’ve been saying this for the last 10 years. And I imagine I’ll be saying it for the next—oh, I dunno—15?

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Who would father my little future Pulitzer Prize-winning rock star anyway? I don’t have a boyfriend and I am NOT about to go on some big, desperate hunt for my “baby’s daddy.”

It’s hard enough just to find someone I like long enough to want to sit through a movie with after dinner. But the idea of thinking some guy and I will make it through not just the end credits but also the prepubescent years of some wild-haired, halfSatan spawn that has his looks and my persistently mocking tendencies? Yeah, just pass the popcorn and tell me where the nearest exit is.

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