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‘Premium Watches’ Talking about the Internet scams If you use email, then you run the risk of getting scammed. Now more than ever, it seems, people are getting ripped off merely by clicking on a link.

To find out how bad things really are, I recently spoke by phone with Steve McCrank, the executive director of the Seattle-based Council on Internet Security and Protection (COISAP): MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Hello, Mr. McCrank?

STEVE MCCRANK: Yes? What is it now? Is this about that little incident on the rooftop last week?

Because if it is, I tell you I was bird watching. Bird watching!

Um, no. This is Mick E. Finn from Maui Time. Remember, we spoke earlier about an interview on Internet security?

Oh, um, yes, well… Sure, why not?

What do you want to know?

Well, it just seems that nowadays Internet and email scams are everywhereBalderdash.

What?

That’s nonsense. Email scammers are a dying breed.

Really? I get email scams everyday—usually three or four, at least.

You do? Wow, that surprises me.

Could it be that your email protection software just filters them out?

Protection software? That’s for sissies. See, I’m a professional. I rely on my wits to tell me the difference between a completely bogus scam and an ad for slutty midget virgins from Moldova.

Riiiight… I just find it remarkable that you don’t get any scam emails.

I suppose. Let me just hop on my computer right now and check my email. Okay, 37 new messages. Uh huh… uh huh…

Wait, this looks like a scam—oh, no, it’s just another message from that really nice Nigerian prince I’ve been corresponding with.

What? Nigerian prince? Um, Mr. McCrank, I think that’s one of the more notorious scams out there.

Impossible. The prince is a very nice man with great problems. Seems he just came into a lot of money that he needs to move out of the country, and I’ve been offering a little advice and assistance now and then. He is somewhat peculiar, I’ll give you that—you’d think a prince would be able to spell his own name right.

That is odd, sure. What else is there?

Let me check… yeah, all this seems pretty routine… Oh, here’s a message from Pacific West Bank. Oooh, this looks bad—it seems there’s been an unauthorized ATM-based transaction on my account and they’ve had to shut it down.

Let me just click on the website link here and type in my credit card number so they can reactivate the account-

What Governor Linda Lingle said in a July 14, 2006 Honolulu Star-Bulletin story on how her administration won’t build any new prisons:

Mr. McCrank, don’t! I’m sure that’s a scam!

What? Why would Pacific West Bank send out scam emails? They’re a bank!

They already have lots of money. You know, there is something odd about this, though. I don’t recall ever opening an account at Pacific West Bank.

Yeah, that is strange. Anyway, thanks for chatting with us. I’m sure you’ve given our readers lots of great suggestions on how to protect themselves.

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“We will continue to send prisoners to the mainland and make certain they are in facilities that have appropriate programs and are well maintained.”

What she didn’t say: From the earliest days of the Lingle Administration, the whole issue of criminal justice has focused on finding space for the increasing numbers of convicts the state and counties are locking away—especially with Attorney General Mark Bennett pushing for a Three Strikes Law that would mandate ridiculously long prison sentences for felons. But what if the real problem is that the state was just a little too quick to toss people behind bars, especially where drugs are concerned? It’s something to think about, especially given that the number of Hawai’i felons in mainland prisons—currently 1,844—is now sure to rise even faster.

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Matthew Matsunaga

‘Disturbing Facts’

OCCUPATION: Attorney, small business owner, former State Senator

The early morning hours of Sunday, June 26, 2005 were pretty rough for Maui County Liquor Control Officer Harry Matsuura. He was working the Westside bars, but it was hardly a usual night.

Around 2:20 a.m., he arrived at Hecocks in Lahaina. Then all hell broke loose.

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MATTHEW MATSUNAGA: Of all the candidates running, I have the most experience in Washington, D.C. I lived and worked there, and know how Congress should work. I know the issues intimately of the 2nd congressional district and I can achieve positive results. What also stands out is my business experience, my knowledge of small business in Hawai’i.

Matsuura was there to conduct a routine “closing check”—a routine inspection designed to make sure a liquor licensee is not operating past 2 a.m.— Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jeffrey Temas told the Board of Adjudication during its July 6 hearing. At 2:21 a.m., Temas told the board, Matsuura heard noises inside the restaurant. So he made “further inspection efforts” by peeking through a side window.

What’s the biggest problem facing your district?

I think the biggest problem is also the biggest problem facing America as a whole. I think the middle class is getting pinched by high gas and electricity prices. Record deficits are threatening to bury the middle class. The middle class needs help.

Everybody wants the same thing: to be able to live comfortably, work hard, raise a family, send kids to college. Hawai’i’s families are working too hard just to fill their gas tanks.

What Matsuura saw, Temas told the board, were “disturbing facts.”

Disturbing facts? I sat up straight.

Just how disturbing? Sex on the bar?

Satanic rituals? With my hand trembling over my notepad, I listened as Temas told the board that through the window, Matsuura “clearly observed” four males and a female “carrying on” and “drinking mixed drinks.”

What do you intend to do about it?

We can take five steps to point America in the right direction.

(Detailing his five-step platform): Number one, help working families. The average middle class citizen received $17 relief.

It’s clear that millionaires don’t need tax help, the middle class do. We should also make college tuition deductible. Number two, help small businesses. Three, energize America: develop an effective renewable energy policy. Four, keep America competitive. Create an educated, skilled workforce. And five, restore fiscal responsibility. We have an $8.35 trillion national debt. That’s $28,000 per person!

What are your feelings on Hawaiian Sovereignty?

I support the Akaka Bill. Well I did—it didn’t pass. We need Federal recognition to defend against attacks on Native Hawaiians entitlements and programs.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

Do you know what a Kanpei toast is? I was giving a traditional Kanpei toast to a group of Japanese dignitaries. So I said, “Kanpei!” and got a nice response. I said it again and got a very quiet response. Once more, and I heard nothing. It turns out that unlike banzai, kanpei is supposed to be said just once.

What ’s the last book you read?

I was reading excerpts of Barak Obama’s book, Call to Renewal.

He’s the guy who may be our first black president.

What’s the most difficult thing that ever happened to you?

What’s your favorite thing about Maui?

The death of my father; and later, the death of my mother.

Just overcoming the severe emotional loss of the two people who were the foundation of all my values and beliefs.

The diversity of its people. That, and the mochi! You guys have the best mochi!

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I’d have to sacrifice Bush. As he said, “When in Rome, do as the Romanians do.” Though I’d greatly miss his quotes, I’d have to sacrifice the Chief of Staff. MTW

Disturbing indeed. So Matsuura did what any LCO—indeed, what any of us— would do if confronted with something so “disturbing.” He called the cops.

With one police officer acting as backup, Matsuura banged on the front door.

Once let inside—and following a harrowing search through the darkened restaurant in which he had “concern over his personal safety”—Matsuura and the officer found all the individuals and their drinks.

Owner Tom Hecocks tried to blame the whole thing on his manager—who was one of the individuals—but the board didn’t buy it. “Who was responsible for training her?” board vice chairperson Marilyn Chapman asked him.

“Me,” he said.

“Nothing further,” she said.

Temas asked for $6,000 in fines, with $4,250 suspending pending good behavior.

The board sentenced Hecocks to a 15-day suspension and $4,000 in fines, suspending five days and $3,250.

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Well, Maui Electric Company finally started drawing juice from the big windmill farm overlooking Ukumehame. That’s an additional 30 megawatts of energy—enough for 11,000 homes! And there’s no question that MECO wields considerable authority—clean energy is nice and all, but have you noticed how ugly those windmills are, all perched in a line up on the mountain ridge? A weak company could never have pushed that through. And both A&B and Maui Land rise a notch this week on news from the state Department of Land and Natural Resources that the companies’ ancient, earthen dams located all over Maui aren’t in any immediate danger of collapse. Many of the dams are listed as “high hazard,” but the state says no one should worry about walls of water headed into the living rooms right now. Then again, we’re not exactly in the middle of a rainy season right now… MTW

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13, in that it would tie tax rates solely to the property’s own most recent sale, though there would be some allowance for taxes to rise each year based on inflation. While undoubtedly leading to lower property taxes, the measure—like Prop. 13—has a fundamental flaw: by lowering taxes so much, the amendment would starve the county of the revenues it needs to pay for things like police officers, firefighters, lifeguards and so forth. As a result, the county would have to come up with more creative means of getting money, which would run the gamut from floating bond measures to goofball stuff like signing deals with CocaCola to name the soda the “Official Soft Drink of Maui.” Think I’m kidding? The City of Huntington Beach, California did exactly that in 1999 for $6 million.

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In an act of measured rationality—or political insanity, it’s hard to say at this point—the Maui County Council killed property tax “reform” yesterday in a 5-3 vote, according to today’s Maui News. Spurred by the anti-tax group Committee for More Equitable Taxation (COMET), the proposed charter amendment would have fundamentally changed the way county officials do tax assessments. Right now, the assessors use the home sales surrounding a particular piece of property (called “comps” in the realtor biz) to come up with tax rate. It seems unfair, but the price of land fluctuates pretty wildly sometimes, and comparable home sales are the quickest way to keep track of property values over time. By contrast, the COMET plan would somewhat mirror California’s notorious Proposition

What are the odds that two separate newspapers on Maui will display exactly the same ethical lapse within 24 hours of each other? Pretty high I suppose, considering that both papers share the same owner: Wheeling, West Virginia-based Ogden Newspaper Group, which owns The Maui News and every weekly on the island except Maui Time. Specifically, I’m speaking of yesterday’s Maui Weekly and today’s Lahaina News, each of which contained a bone-headed lapse in judgment you’d think kids learn never to commit in Journalism 101. Apparently not—anyway, both papers ran fawning, extensive stories—40.5 and 36 column inches, respectively—on individuals intimately connected to the paper without disclosing those relationships to the readers. In the Weekly’s case, the story “Filipino Folkdance” profiled Bituing Silangan Folkdance Company director Lawrence Pascua without mentioning that he also works at the Weekly as their Design/Production Manager. And over on

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the Westside, Lahaina News Editor—and Maui Weekly General Manager—Mark Vieth wrote breathlessly of state House of Representatives candidate Angus McKelvey’s recent letter to Governor Linda Lingle pleading for a traffic help in West Maui without disclosing that McKelvey was until June 21 of this year listed as one of the paper’s contributing writers. Put simply, doing this kind of thing begs the question in readers’ minds that the papers were unduly biased towards their subjects. Of course, had they disclosed the relationships people still might think they were biased, but at least they would have been upfront with readers about how they’re having trouble finding news outside their own newsrooms.

FRIDAY, July 21 Well, they actually did it. Today the Maui County Council voted 8-1 to jump in on the side of environmental group in their big lawsuit against the state Department of Transportation over that Superferry plan. And now everybody’s happy! And by “everybody,” I mean citizens who’ve so far been fighting the plan to run high-speed car ferries between the islands because of concerns over invasive species and increased traffic and the Kahului Harbor users and shippers who say the harbor is much too crowded as it is. I can’t imagine the DOT people, Superferry Inc. or Maui Land & Pineapple—which has spent big money on the project—are much happy right now. Nobody expects one lawsuit will stop the project—there may in fact be nothing wrong with the plan—but with county legitimacy now bestowed on the fight, it’s possible the state will finally wake up and finally start doing a full environmental review of the project.

SATURDAY, July 22 So Big Island Mayor Harry Kim won’t run as a Democrat against Governor Linda Lingle. Said he’d like to be governor, but he’d rather serve out the remainder of his mayoral term than do battle with Lingle.

That leaves Waianae Harbor Master William Aila and former state Senator Randy Iwase in the race. Thank God that “Doesn’t Know/Refuse to State” is still on the ballot. Put him—I’m assuming he’s a him—head to head against Lingle and she doesn’t have a prayer.

SUNDAY, July 23 Oh, and by “God” in the above entry, I meant the divine creator of the universe, not that four-foot alligator in Silver Lake, Wisconsin that likes to eat raw chickens and frozen mice and seems to have the word “God” imprinted on its side. I may be crazy, but I don’t think that’s God.

MONDAY, July 24 Good news everyone: according to today’s Honolulu Advertiser, it’s entirely possible that the reason nearly 40 percent of our nation’s workers think they’re underpaid is because recent U.S. Labor Department data says most employee wages have been more or less frozen since 2003. Actual wage increases aren’t apparently coming, but at least we know it’s not all in our minds.

TUESDAY, July 25 Vanilla-flavored toothpaste—is there anything on earth more evil?

Anthony Pignataro doesn’t have a clue what you’re talking about. MTW

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The Texas insanity-defense law requires that a delusional person acting under “orders” from God be judged not guilty by reason of insanity, but that a delusional person acting under “orders” from Satan be considered sane, according to prominent forensic psychiatrist Park Dietz, quoted in a June USA Today story. Thus, Dietz believed that Andrea Yates—at press time being retried in Houston—knew that drowning her kids upon command of someone “without moral authority” (such as Satan) was wrong and thus that she did not qualify for insanity-law protection. Dietz later concluded the opposite in another Texas child-killing case because God had supposedly assured that mother that her kids would be better off dead.

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE During his 17 months’ federal incarceration in Atlanta, Wayne Milton sneaked out nights at least 50 times in order to continue the high-stakes mortgage-fraud business that had landed him in jail in the first place. In May, he received a fresh, 20-year sentence for having bribed the prison guards who allowed his freedom. The smooth-talking Milton (who deftly quoted the Bible, preying on small-town preachers in the South) is such a relentless promoter that within days of his re-incarceration, according to an Atlanta JournalConstitution report, he was secretly recorded on a prison phone lining up another mortgage loan.

NO LAUGHING MATTER Speaking to an international medical meeting in Prague in June, Israeli fertility doctor Shevach Friedler said his research team had found that women exposed to brief entertainment by clowns were successful at in-vitro fertilization at

almost twice the rate of women who had no clown exposure. Friedler, who is also a trained mime, attributed the difference to greater stress reduction.

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“I get on my knees, grab their feet and bow,” he said, according to a New York Post story. “I compliment women, I bow to them.”

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THE HOLE STORY Enrique Mora of Montclair, Calif., said that within a few days of his gold detector’s having sounded in his front yard, he had dug a hole six stories down, but had come up empty. He said he had only planned to dig three or four feet, but got “carried away,” according to a June Associated Press report. And in Martinsburg, W.Va., physician John C. Veltman, 52, was arrested in May after he commandeered a backhoe and hit a building and a tree and crashed through two fences.

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CHUTZPAH! The Nigerian government began recently to warn its citizens traveling to Europe that those countries are full of scam artists. The travel advisory mentioned pickpocket schemes, but apparently European e-mail scams are less of a problem. And General Motors executives, trying to explain the dwindling stock market value of the company, have repeatedly complained of oppressive pension benefits owed under United Auto Workers contracts; however, according to a June Wall Street Journal investigation, GM’s fund for worker pensions is “overstuffed with cash,” while its fund for executive pensions is $1.4 billion in the red and getting worse. MTW

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BY JEN RUSSO Recently I met with Keith Wolter, who became executive director of the Maui AIDS Foundation in November 2005. My goal was to go over some statistics on Maui’s HIV cases—most importantly, I wanted the number of how many people on the island could develop AIDS. It was not to be.

Wolter said his organization had no idea how many people on Maui are HIVpositive.What’s more, he said state officials don’t know how extensive the disease has spread throughout the state. Because such numbers don’t exist, health officials here and statewide can only guess at the changing face of HIV as we proceed into the 21st century.

Hawai’i isn’t alone. In the U.S., 35 states have some statistical idea of the spread of HIV, though actual research and reported data only goes back to 2000. But those states only represent 61 percent of what officials feel are known HIV cases.

As for the other 15 states, which include California, Oregon,Washington, Illinois, Georgia, Massachusetts and Hawai’i, they use a process known as “anonymous code-based testing,” which unfortunately doesn’t provide solid statistics.

“Anonymous testing records are not reportable,” said Pritty Borthakur, who handles HIV/AIDS surveillance for the state Department of Health. “It is only for public service of preventive measure.They are not reportable because they do not contain names to report AIDS or to create a code to report HIV.” The problem is that officials can’t use anonymous code-based testing for statistical analysis because an individual could test positive in one clinic and then test again in another anonymous exam, which would count as two cases of HIV. As a result, the Center for Disease Control has recommended that Hawai’i change to a name-based code reporting system that, though entirely confidential, would generate proper, countable numbers of the number of HIVpositive individuals across the state.

In June 2005, the state Department of Health proposed to do exactly that and scrap what they referred to as their “Unnamed Test Code” (UTC) system. “[A]fter almost 4 years of collecting data using the UTC,” the proposal read, “Hawai’i still does not have validated HIV data that can be used for our own programmatic purposes or to apply for external funding.”

The department has come up with new data-collection rules, but implementing them is a lengthy process involving public hearings and, eventually,

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Governor Linda Lingle’s authorization. Given that it’s likely federal AIDS funding to states will eventually require hard statistics, it’s entirely possible the state will move quickly to pass the new rules. Likely, but not guaranteed.

Back in the Maui AIDS Foundation’s bright yet serene office, I asked Wolter to paint a picture of what he thinks HIV looks like on Maui using what national statistics and trends he knew.Wolter wasn’t optimistic.

“Asian Pacific Islander and Hawaiian populations are getting HIV,” he said. “But these folks would rather die than admit they have HIV.The shame runs deep here.They are kept silent.”

It gets worse. “If a man has sex with a woman with HIV his chances of contracting the disease are one in 500,” he said. “If a woman has sex with a man with HIV her chances of contracting HIV are one in 50. Female cases are on the rise.”

Wolter said the reason for the order of magnitude difference between men and women has to do with how human beings have sex. Put simply, the act of penetration exposes a woman to far more fluids than a man.

Of the 93,500 of women living with AIDS in the U.S., 64 percent were exposed through heterosexual contact.And AIDS is still on the rise for women with the number of diagnosed females increasing 10 percent in the years between 2002 to 2004. In Hawai’i the trend is also on the rise: women constituted five percent of cases prior to 1996, but 12.2 percent of cases by 2004.

There are, of course, plenty of drugs on the market, but none cure AIDS.The idea that people no longer die of AIDS because of Highly Active Antiviral Therapy (HAART) is a myth.Antiretroviral therapy achieved widespread use around 1996, but does not purge AIDS from the human body. In fact, while these treatments can delay the onset of AIDS, the drugs themselves damage. In a list of the top 10 causes of death for people in Hawai’i aged 25 to 44,AIDS ranks seven.

The irony here is that in Hawai’i, like the rest of the U.S., state and local health officials know how many people have AIDS.Those numbers are reportable, countable and definable, while HIV is not. Of course, 10 years ago all these people were HIV cases.While officials can infer trends from the AIDS numbers, they need proper HIV information.Without it, state health officials have no idea how many AIDS patients they’ll be dealing with a decade—much

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less a year—from now.

Wolter said he still deals with common misconceptions about HIV and AIDS—myths begun a generation ago that classify AIDS as a gay man’s disease, with hospices full of sickly homosexual men solemnly living out their final days.

For instance, he gave me a quick pop quiz on AIDS. “What are the four body fluids that you can contract HIV from?” he asked me.

“Uh, saliva, blood, and… semen,” I stammered. “I can’t think of the fourth” I flunked.There is not enough HIV in saliva to transmit the disease.The fluids are actually blood, semen, vaginal fluid and breast milk.

Wolter said that today, the majority of Americans suffering from AIDS are African American. In fact, AIDS is the leading cause of death among African Americans aged 25 to 44. In Hawai’i, AIDS has actually declined among the Caucasian population but increased in the Hispanic, African American, Asian Pacific Islander, Hawaiian and Filipino populations. (See accompanying chart).

Wolter and health officials agree the best way to control the spread of HIV is through prevention. In fact, the Maui Aids Foundation has a slogan called “The ABC’s of HIV Prevention.” They are “Abstinence, Be faithful, and use Condoms.”

But to prevent the disease’s spread, health officials need to know who is getting it now. And that requires hard data.

Across the country, prevention efforts have successfully decreased the number of HIV infections by focusing on groups exhibiting risky behavior, like sharing needles or engaging in unprotected sex. But here in Hawai’i, state officials have yet to act.

“AIDS is sex and drugs without the rock and roll,” said Wolter. “American culture is about youth, sex, health and beauty. AIDS attacks all of those things.

But we need to be able to talk about the virus. It is human.There is no shame in sexuality.” MTW

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Blu 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9591.

Lunch 11 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. daily.

Dinner 5-10 p.m. Sun-Thu; 5-11 p.m.

Fri-Sat. $$ Tucked back behind a row of booths selling jewelry, handbags and miniature ship replicas, Blu holds court at the former home of Café O’Lei, in a two-story sliver between Kimo’s and Lahaina Yacht Club.

Its upper level rises higher and juts out over the water’s edge slightly more than neighboring restaurants, which gives it a definite atmospheric advantage.

It’s also the newest member of Tri-Star Restaurants, which include prestigious Maui joints Nick’s Fishmarket, Son’z at Swan Court and Sarento’s on the Beach.

Comparatively, Blu is a more casual operation than its sister restaurants—and therefore more affordable—but the food favorably reflects the culinary expertise of Chef Maka Kwon, apprentice to Tri-Star Executive Chef George Gomes, Jr. Chef Kwon’s menu is an amalgamation of fresh flavors and spices from Spain, Italy and Greece, combined with local produce and fish to update classic Mediterranean dishes and family recipes.

“Souvlaki,” a skewer of grilled meat traditionally made with lamb or chicken, is offered here with fresh island fish like ahi or mahimahi, served with rice pilaf,

toasted pita bread and a creamy Tzatziki sauce. A grilled shrimp-orzo salad with vineripened tomatoes is made local with chunks of Hana avocado, sweet Maui onions and Hawaiian chile-lime dressing.

There are some items worth mentioning that are available on both the lunch and dinner menus—and for good reason. I can’t resist the Tandoori oven-fired naan bread with curried hummus, roasted olives—and that Tzatziki sauce again. Another favorite is the scrumptious, grilled ahi-mahi nachos with refried black rice, lilikoi-chile sauce and mozzarella cheese.

But what brings me back to Blu the most—aside from the location and fantastic bar service—is the ultimate burger, an impressive feast of Kobe beef, crispy Maui onions, cheddar cheese, sliced tomato and gorgonzola aioli. Paired with an order of garlic fries with Blu cheese sauce, parmesan and olive oil, and I am happier than a Phoenician in Thebes.

One remarkable entree that’s only available for dinner, however, is the Tandoorifired half chicken. I’m not generally a chicken person but this dish is delectable. It comes cooked with a yogurt and spice marinade, which means you’ll want to eat the skin and all, and is served with basmati rice and a coconut-cilantro chutney.

C’mon people—did you think I wouldn’t talk about dessert? Oh, of course Blu offers a daily selection of ice cream and sorbet.

But their signature dish—and one that comes straight from Executive Chef Gomes’ Portuguese grandmother’s recipe book—is a homemade “S’mores.”

You might as well just book that appointment with the trainer the next day, ‘cause if you don’t after you down those brick-sized, toasted homemade vanilla marshmallows, spiced Graham Crackers, bittersweet chocolate sauce and Kahlua caramel, your belly-dancing days are numbered. MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; SaSu closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8774950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food.

10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks.

Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; FSa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. ç.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store.

But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m.

335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8779033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

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Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., FSu 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 2441567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 2439560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2444100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

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Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m.

1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches.

M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals”.

Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar.

11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside.

11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8749299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

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Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 8759582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8799033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m.

Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees.

M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porchesque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines.

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.-2 a.m.

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish.

5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m.

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

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Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 8757679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8912002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 2432206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches.

Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!

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Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches.

Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8750839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m.

Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 5759588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

UPCOUNTRY

WEST MAUI

Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m.

7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 5739065. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5:3010 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6614300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6615566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m.

4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods.

Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

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Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes.

Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6675117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 6676636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe.

M-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food.

11:30 a.m.-12 a.m.. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Cosmopolitan.

11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine.

Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 6614495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Su, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.

1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad.

Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 6618883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6655900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 7:30 a.m.1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast.

Vegetarian, too. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30. Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m.

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine.

Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Happy Hour Menu

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Daily 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 6613123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F 5-11 p.m., Sa-Su 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 6672814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 6610011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks.

Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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Small Island, Big Problems Monday-Wednesday, 8:30 a.m.-noon at the Castle Theater [CONFERENCE] For such a small island, Maui sure has big problems.

Native Hawaiians, who used to be, well, in charge, now make up a disproportionate percentage of the state’s prison population; massive hotel and timeshare construction is far out-stripping infrastructure development; and just about everywhere, that wish used to be called “sacred” is increasingly surrounded or covered over by something we now call “golf.” Of course, Maui is hardly alone in having to deal with these conflicts. This week, the International Small Islands Studies Association will hold its 2006 conference. Titled “Sustainable Islands,” organizers will discuss how to mix ecology, economy, social equity and heritage in such a way that people actually get along. How novel. The event is free. The Castle Theater is located at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center, One Cameron Way, Kahului, 242-2787, www.mauiarts.org. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Artwork shown: From Abigail Lee Kahilikia Romanchak’s “Mahele” exhibit at the Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-6560.

Exhibit runs through Aug. 12, open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Inspired Art

Forbidden Dance

Now through Sunday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. at Schaefer Int’l Gallery, MACC

Friday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC

[ART] The following poem was inspired solely by Maui artist Tom Sewell’s “Enigma of the Mill” multimedia exhibit. Well, that and a drawing made by my 6-year-old cousin. But not at all by The Beatles’ “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.” Or my friend Vince’s hydroponic chronic.

Picture yourself in a seat in a theater / With hardwood floors and climate control / Somebody warns you to turn off your cell phone / An usher with kaleidoscope eyes / Large yellow trucks brimming with cane / Projected 100 feet tall / Cane field workers with dust in their eyes / And you’re gone. / Tropical Hawaiian cane! / Focus your ears on the hypnotic soundtrack / Mill machinery rhythmically hums / The workers are careful to avoid molten sparks / They spurt so incredibly high! / Transport drivers talk story by the gate / Waiting to take the sugar away / Step away from the movie and towards the exhibits / And you’re off / Tropical Hawaiian cane! / Picture yourself viewing sculpture installations / Or smelling the actual sugar boil / Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile / The usher with kaleidoscope eyes / Tropical Hawaiian cane! [COREY NIELSEN]

THURSDAY

[TANGO] This night of Tango Amor—that’s “Love of Tango” for us monolinguists—is part of the first international TangoFest on Maui with real, live professional tango artistes.

Sensual moves abound with dance performances

by Miriam Larici, Hugo Patyn, Carina Losano, Christy Cote and Darren Lees. I’d like to add my name to the roster but we might have to wait for my partner’s toes to heal first.

Tickets: $15. TangoFest also includes five days of Argentinean tango classes and a big Milonga, or social dance. For more info, check out www.tangofestmaui.com.

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Power of Bublé

Oprah’s Favorite

Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC

Wednesday, 5 & 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater

[JAZZ/SWING CROONER] Is it that sly come hither stare? Is it witchcraft? Michael Bublé has a power over women that few men possess.

He’s got the looks, yes, but it all comes down to that voice. So smooth and sultry it’s like he’s pouring honey all over you. Mmmm. Honey.

When I told a visitor Bublé would be here, she literally started crying. Damn you, Michael. Damn you and your irresistible lure. Oh yeah, if you’re a man you should be able to enjoy the show as well if you’re into that Frank Sinatra style, but don’t expect to get any attention from the ladies.

Tickets: $45, $55, $65. Call 242-7469.

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[FILM] According to the good folks at Maui Film Festival, Akeelah & The Bee is “Oprah Winfrey’s favorite film of the year to date.” And you know Ms. O has impeccable taste. Not surprisingly, the film is an inspirational drama. But it’s also starring Academy Award winners Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne—bonus!— alongside newcomer Keke Palmer. The story is about a young girl from South Los Angeles tries to make it to the National Spelling Bee. Ah, good ole spelling bees. You know, I was a spelling bee champion back in the day. And look where it got me!

Okay, maybe don’t—just go see the movie. Rated PG; 110 min. For more info: 572-3456 or www.mauifilmfestival.com Tickets: $10 single, $8 w/MFF passport.

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Force of Nature Big wave pioneer Woody Brown soars on the big screen “Woody Brown represented this kind of imaginative grandeur,” says surfer Laird Hamilton in the new documentary Of Wind and Waves: The Life of Woody Brown, “of men going out and challenging the sea and no one being around, and surviving, and coming back.”

Of Wind and Waves: The Life of Woody Brown Thursday, Aug. 3, at McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Tickets: $10.

Combining stunning archival footage with recent interviews, and directed by David L. Brown, Of Wind and Waves explores the adventurous path Woody— now 94 but still surfing—took in what he sees as a simple quest to “cooperate, not compete” with nature.

Born Woodridge Parker Brown to a wealthy family in New York, his father ran a brokerage firm on Wall Street that Woody could’ve stepped into, had he so desired. But the mores—“and all that sort of baloney”—of upper crust society didn’t please him.

“I used to have to come down in my own house to eat dinner with a tuxedo on!” says Woody.

He didn’t like urban life. New York was nothing but buildings to Woody. Eventually, he became interested

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in planes, and flying.

“I’d watch the birds,” he says. “‘Oh boy, if I could just get up there and fly…’ I love flying—and especially gliding.

You’re feeling it out and you’re working with the currents and you’re just fitting right in—you’re part of nature. Well, what I learned then, it was beautiful. I mean, I was free!”

After he met and married an English girl named Betty, who had a four-year-old daughter, Woody moved with his new family to California. They bought a nice house in La Jolla and had just enough money for Woody to build his planes. And a surfboard.

“I got an old plank,” says Woody, “and I whittled it down and made a solid plank board so I could stand in the water and give it a shove and ride the whitewater in. Then I built the first hollow board that would hold me up. Of course, everyone wanted to use it and build one—so I helped to build ‘em. And that was the beginning of my surfing.”

But then Woody’s world turned upside down.

Tragically, his wife died in childbirth, and Woody let relatives adopt his two children.

“It wasn’t just them I abandoned,” says Woody, tearfully. “I abandoned everything, including myself. Well, I just took off for Hawai’i, left everything—house, cars, everything—and I don’t know what happened to any of it.

Started life all over again.”

For the next couple years, Woody bummed around “with nothing but a pair of shorts and a bicycle,” as he fished and

Woody getting ready to soar

gathered fruit with the Hawaiian families who took him in.

“I went back to surfing,” he says, “and it saved my life in a way because I couldn’t sleep all night. Soon as it got light, I’d get my board and go out and I’d just sit there on the waves.”

Gradually, Woody reclaimed his vigor, as he befriended a unique group of “four or five guys” in Waikiki, who were doing what no other surfers were doing at the time—riding the big waves.

His journey continues—you’ve gotta check out the film to see how—and yet, Woody’s philosophy remains the same throughout.

“The answer is this—” says Woody. “If you work with nature, instead of against nature, you can do things that no other man can do.” MTW

MOVIECAPSULES

SHOWTIMES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Peaceful Warrior - PG13 - Fri only 5, 7:30 Akeelah & the Bee - PG - Wed only 5, 7:30

Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Friday, July 28

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PEACEFUL WARRIOR - (PG13) - Drama, Fantasy - Dan, a college student/athlete, stumbles upon the path to enlightenment after a chance encounter with “Socrates.�

110 min.

Wednesday, Aug. 02 AKEELAH AND THE BEE - (PG) - Drama Inspirational drama starring Academy Award winners Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne alongside newcomer Keke Palmer, about a young girl from South Los Angeles who tries to make it to the National Spelling Bee. 110 min.

New This Week THE ANT BULLY - (PG) - Action, Family, Animation - A new kid has no friends and is being picked on. He takes his aggression out on the ants in the yard, that is, until he shrinks to their size... 88 min. (Heidi King) JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE - (PG-13) Comedy - When three of the most popular girls in school find out that they’ve all been played by the same hot jock (Jesse Metcalfe), they decide to team up and give him a bitchy taste of his own heart-breaking medicine.

Looks like it’ll be the Bring It On version of Desperate Housewives. Awesome! 100 min.

(Gena Gammie) MIAMI VICE - (R) - Action, Crime, Drama The only thing this Michael Mann-directed flick shares with the kitschy 1980’s TV show of the same name is, well, the name. Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx play undercover vice cops who begin to tip over the edge while infiltrating a ruthless drug lord’s world. 135 min. (Anthony Pignataro) A SCANNER DARKLY - (R) - Action, Sci-Fi, Animation, Mystery - Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder star in this oddly animated tense tale. An undercover cop is forced to spy on friends and all bets are off when it comes to loyalty. Based on Philip K. Dick’s cautionary tale of drug use. 100 min. (HK)

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Now Showing CARS - (G) - Animated, Family, Comedy - A hot little race car learns about true friendship when he gets lost. Star studded with famous voices (Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Cheech Marin).

Maybe Disney will shock us with some new exciting twist! Riiiiiiiight. 116 min. (HK) CLERKS 2 - (R) - Comedy, Drama - It’s the return of director/writer/actor Kevin Smith’s quintessential shit-talking, slacker Gen-X characters from the 1994 hit indie flick, Clerks. In this sequel, Smith answers the question, “What happens when two video store clerks in their 20’s who do nothing but talk about pop culture and sex grow up?� Easy— they work in food service! Also stars Rosario Dawson, the return of Jay and Silent Bob, and cameos by Jason Lee, Ben Affleck and Wanda Sykes. 98 min. (Samantha Campos) CLICK - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - This one’s for all you Ti-Vo fanatics. Hardworking Adam Sandler is given a universal remote that’s true to its name.

Initially pleased with the remote’s ability to manipulate the world as if it were a Ti-Vo box, Sandler soon becomes distraught when the remote begins controlling him. Scared he’ll miss out of life completely, he fights to restore his life to its original pace. Also stars Kate Beckinsale and Christopher Walken. 97 min. (Ashley Fitch) DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - You’ve read the book, seen the History Channel documentaries and listened to the Vatican’s bitching—now see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will shake the very foundations of the Catholic Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min. (AP) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - A young academic moves to New York to

become a journalist and winds up working as an assistant to a super bitch, editor in chief for a fashion magazine. 109 min. (HK) FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The first Fast and the Furious was about street racing. Then they made a sequel, which I think was also about street racing. But now, they’ve broken out of that rut by making a third movie—about street racing in Tokyo! Stars a bunch of actors who must really need the work. 104 min. (AP) AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (PG) Documentary - Al Gore’s terrifying look at the effects of global warming that are coming soon.

Emphasis on the “terrifying.� 100 min. (HK) LADY IN THE WATER - (PG13) - Drama, Romance, Thriller - A mystical woman shows up in the pool at a rental complex and the super falls for her. Unfortunately, there are other, less attractive creatures that also want to come out of the pool. I don’t think it’s to play “Marco Polo.� 126 min. (HK) THE LAKE HOUSE - (PG) - Drama, Romance Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are living two years apart, but somehow magically communicate through letters in the mailbox of the lake house they both live in separately. How, pray tell, are they ever going to get together?! 99 min. (HK) LITTLE MAN - (PG-13) - “Comedy� - There is no way this movie, starring Marlon Wayans as a midget criminal on the run, will be funny. Have you seen the trailer, people? I rest my case. 90 min. (AP) MONSTER HOUSE - (PG) - Adventure, Animation - Three children have to face off with a house that eats trick or treaters. Back in my day, we’d just burn that mother down. The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! 106 min. (HK) PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The all star cast of the original Pirates (Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly) are on a new adventure where the legendary Davey Jones has it in for Captain Jack Sparrow. *Sigh* I love Johnny Depp.

150 min. (HK) MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND - (PG-13) - Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Sci-fi, Fantasy – Some New Yorker played by Luke Wilson decides to break up with his chick, who also happens to be the superhero G-Girl, portrayed by Uma Thurman. It’s not a wise move. Also stars Wanda Sykes. 95 min. (AP) SUPERMAN RETURNS - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - After a mysterious sabbatical, Superman (Brandon Routh) is back on Earth for yet another world-saving adventure. Before he can get back into his role as superhero extraordinaire, though, he must return to Clark Kent’s uneventful life and adjust to the changes society has made in his absence, like Lois Lane’s (Kate Bosworth, Blue Crush) having a son and getting engaged. As we should know by now, however, there will always be a greedy villain plotting to destroy the world that only Superman has the strength to stop. Director Bryan Singer guarantees some intense ass-kicking.157 min. (GG) YOU, ME & DUPREE - (PG13) - Comedy Newlyweds Carl and Molly Peterson (Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson) have the American Dream at their fingertips—the only thing that seems to be in their way is Dupree. Owen Wilson plays Carl’s unmotivated, immature best man who ends up on crashing the Peterson’s couch per Carl’s compassion after some tough luck in the grown-up world.

Hilarity ensues as the obliviously inconsiderate yet likeable Dupree overstays his welcome and the threesome’s dynamic develops pricelessly.

Also stars Michael Douglas. 108 min. (GG)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Cars - G - Th (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30, F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 6:55, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:15, 6:55, 9:45 Clerks II - R - Th (12:10, 2:25, 4:45), 7, 9:45, F (12:10, 2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:25), 4:45, 7:05, 9:25, M-W (2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th only (12:20), 6:35 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th (12:25, 1:50, 3:15, 4:20), 6:30, 7:10, 9:10, 9:45, F, M-W (1:45, 4:20), 6:50, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:20, 6:50, 9:30 Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th only (1:40, 4:15), 6:40, 9:15 Inconvenient Truth - PG - Th (12, 2:20, 4:40), 7:20, 9:40, F, M-W (4:55), 7:15, Sa-Su 4:55, 7:15 John Tucker - PG13 - F (12:50, 3:10, 5:20), 7:35, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:50, 3:10), 5:20, 7:35, 9:50, M-F (3:10, 5:20), 7:35, 9:50 Lady in the Water - PG13 - Th-F (12, 12:30, 1:15, 2:30, 3, 4, 5, 5:30), 6:45, 7:30, 8, 9:20, 10, Sa-Su (12, 12:30, 1:15, 2:30, 3), 4:10, 5, 5:30, 6:45, 7:30, 8, 9:20, 10, MW (2:30, 3, 4:10, 5, 5:30), 6:45, 7:30, 8, 9:20, 10 Lake House - PG - Th only (3:30), 9:50 Little Man - PG13 - Th (12:15, 12:45, 2:35, 3:05, 4:50, 5:20), 7:15, 7:40, 8, 9:35, 10, F (12:15, 12:45, 2:40, 3:05, 5:25), 7:40, 9:35, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:15, 12:45, 2:40, 3:05), 5:25, 7:40, 9:35, 9:55, M-W (2:40, 3:05, 5:25), 7:40, 9:35, 9:55 Miami Vice - R - F (12:30, 1, 3:30, 4), 6:30, 7, 9:30, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 3:30), 4, 6:30, 7, 9:30, 10, M-W (3:30, 4), 6:30, 7, 9:30, 10 Scanner Darkly - R - F (12, 2:20, 4:40), 7:20, 9:40, Sa-Su (12, 2:20), 4:40, 7:20, 9:40, M-W (2:20, 4:40), 7:20, 9:40

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Ant Bully - PG - F-W (12:35, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Click - PG13 - Th (12:35, 2:55), 5:15, 7:35, 10, F-W 4:15, 10:10 Monster House - (PG) - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 My Super Ex - (PG13) - Daily (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 3:50), 7:05, 10:10 Superman Returns - PG13 - Th (12:30, 3:45), 7, 10:15, F-W (1), 7 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:40, 7:40, 10:05

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Lady in the Water - PG13 - Th (12:30, 3:05), 7:30, 9:55, F-Sa (12:45, 3:50), 7:45, 10:45, Su-W (1:45), 4:50, 7:45 Miami Vice - R - F-Sa (12:15, 3:35), 7:15, 10:30, Su-W (1:15), 4:20, 7:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th-Sa (12, 3:15), 7, 10:15, Su-W (1), 4:05, 7:15 Superman Returns - PG13 - Th only (12:15, 3:25), 7:15, 10:30 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - Th (12:45, 3:45), 7:45, 10:05, F-Sa (12:30, 3:05), 7:30, 10, Su-W (1:30), 4:35, 7

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Ant Bully - PG - F, M-W (1:15, 4), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:15), 4, 7, 9:15 Clerks II - R - Th (2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:50, F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:15, 7:30, 9:50 John Tucker - PG13 - F, M-W (4:30), 7:20, 9:30, Sa-Su 4:30, 7:20, 9:30 Lady in the Water - PG13 - Th (3:30), 7, 9:45, F, M-W (1, 4:45), 7:10, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 4:45, 7:10, 9:45 Litte Man - PG13 - Th only (3, 5:30), 7:45, 10 My Super Ex - PG13 - Th (2:45), 7:35, 9:55, F-W (2)

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 Miami Vice - R - F, M-W (12:30, 3:45), 7:15, 10:30, SaSu (12:30), 3:45, 7:15, 10:30 Monster House - PG - Th (1:15, 4), 7:15, 9:30, F, M-W (1:30, 4), 6:45, 9, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:30), 4, 6:45, 9 Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (12, 3:30), 7, 10:15, Sa-Su (12), 3:30, 7, 10:15 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - Th only (1:30, 4:15), 7:30, 10

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ITS FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS. WEEKLY FILMS WILL CONTINUE— OR NOT BASED UPON THE COMMUNITY'S SUPPORT THIS SUMMER.

YOU CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE.

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GREAT FILMS #LIVE MUSIC #FLIRTING #DINNER #DESSERT #MASSAGE

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BY HEIDI KING HEIDI@MAUITIME.COM

From Perspiration to Inspiration My trip to Front Street’s Art Night It took a computer crashing and numerous car problems—including overheating, the Ma’alaea wind breaking my door and a close encounter with a taxi van—to get me to Art Night. Every Friday, Lahaina galleries offer a sort of open house for art lovers with wine, pupus and the opportunity to meet artists or witness painting “demonstrations.”

Needless to say, I wasn’t exactly bursting with joy when I finally arrived.

I started at the 900 block of Front Street, at The Quan Gallery. It was nearly empty except for Rhonda Aquino, the artist giving the demonstration, and the curator. I said hello and started to wander about the gallery. The curator said to let her know if I wanted a glass of wine.

Aquino was painting designs onto a large paper and then transferring them to a smaller one. Her surreal works were displayed in the window near her. My favorite was a dark, square image titled, “Kaleidoscope.” We talked for about 10 minutes.

She said she used cardboard and lots of tape to give it most of its texture. There was some old-fashioned labeling tape, with raised letters stating, “Be It” and “Do It.” I love that inspirational stuff.

I also learned that Aquino is from Maui, went away to school and now resides here again.

“Is it weird to have people hovering over you while you work?” I asked.

“Well, yeah,” she said. “I’m sort of used to it. I used to paint under the Banyan Tree every weekend. There’s a lot of people watching.”

Then we both got quiet and I started feeling a little uncomfortable about silently leering at her, so I left. I figured I might make it back but in the meantime I had to check out other galleries.

As I cruised along Front Street, a life-size wax butler in front of One World Gallery intrigued me. Inside, there was all of this furniture painted with more inspirational sayings like “Everybody is a star.” There was also an attractive young gentleman eyeing me while I scribbled notes.

Walking deeper into the gallery, I was hypnotized by huge plastic cases that contained beautiful butterflies. The formation suggested they were taking off. One large circular one was made up of only metallic blue butterflies. A large square one next to it contrasted with all different types and sizes of butterflies.

At this point, the man who’d been eyeing me—and my notepad—could no longer contain his curiosity and told me so. He turned out to be the curator, Jesse, and we chatted as he wandered through the gallery with me.

He said the butterfly artist is John Jurek and the butterflies are all endangered.

They are farmed in Africa, Asia and South America. When they die of natural causes, they send them to the artist. Jurek then removes all of the body parts that will eventually fall off and positions them in the cases.

I was so happy to learn the butterflies weren’t being killed just for the art.

Sunny Garcia

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Rhonda Aquino, artist It turns out the furniture pieces that I’d admired earlier so much are a brand called, “Lazy Susan.” Apparently, a woman started creating the pieces in Des Moines, Iowa, and they became such a hit that she hired artists to recreate the style to produce more. There were also these amazing ceiling fans. Each blade was made to look like a butterfly wing, or blades of leaves, Tiki masks and schools of fish.

Then a real customer got Jesse’s attention to make a purchase and I left.

Down the street in Kush Fine Art, I scrutinized a fish sculpture made of foreign coins.

The gallery was dark, with gray walls and dark floors—even the people working there wore dark clothing. But the paintings were amazing and intriguing, all of them resembling something from a dream.

When I walked into Lahaina Galleries, I was greeted by a breathtaking painting that stands at least six feet tall. It’s of a purple road lined with tall trees covered in golden autumn leaves that are blowing in the wind and falling everywhere. And there was a glass cross with the frosted image of Jesus inside.

After I walked back onto Front Street, I considered going back to the Quan Gallery. But the demonstration was scheduled to end in 10 minutes. So I decided it was time for me to go home.

On my way back to the car, I saw the artist Kim Mosley in front of the Higgens Harte Gallery, sweeping up the debris she’d discarded earlier as she formed a sculpture with a chisel and hammer. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Tango Amor - Friday. The first International Tangofest Maui presents Tango Amor (Love of Tango) with world renowned international tango artists: Miriam Larici, Hugo Patyn, Carina Losano and American tango artists Christy Cote and Darren Lees, bringing a wonderful, fiery, exciting world of first class Tango to Maui. Tickets: $15.

7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.tangofestmaui.com or 242-7469.

Summer Jam - Saturday. Hawaii Jaycees’ host this annual concert featuring performances by Marlene Baldueza and Wasabe. Free. 1 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC. Michael Buble - Saturday. He’ll sweep you away with velvet-voiced renditions of beloved timeless classics like “Save the Last Dance,” “How Sweet It Is,” “Fever” and more. $65, $55, $45.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Tales from Mindanao - Aug. 3. Entertaining and colorful stories adapted from the rich folklore of the southern Philippines. A performance of dance, music and drama that has dazzled audiences around the world. Tickets: $25, $15. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Of Wind and Waves” - Aug. 3. An hour-long documentary on the life of Woody Brown by the director of Surfing for Life. Woody is the remarkable 94-year-old who is a legend in the worlds of surfing, sailing and soaring… and a Maui resident.

There will be a Q&A with Woody Brown after the film. Tickets: $10. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Hoobastank - Aug. 6. In the past 10 years, Hoobastank built up a local following, got signed, put out two records that earned accolades like "post-grunge ear candy," released a monster ballad, "The Reason", and got nominated for three Grammys. On Maui, they’re sharing the stage with Canada’s Hot Hot Heat. Where some of their contemporaries delve into '60s garage or '70s post-punk, Hot Hot Heat specializes in re-creating and reinvigorating the new wave music of the late '70s and early '80s. Tickets: $45, $38. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Maui Calls - Aug. 11. MACC’s annual gala, premier fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening.

Featuring entertainment, live auction, and fine dining. This event sells out every year. Get your tickets while you can. 6 p.m,. A&B Amphitheater, MACC, www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787 x 225.

Katchafire - Aug. 19. New Zealand’s hottest reggae group headlines KPOA’s 1st Annual Island Soul-Jah Fest with a full roster. Joing the festivities are Maui’s own Na Hoku Hanohano, awardwinning Ekolu and more of the brightest stars of island reggae. Tickets: $30, $25. 6:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ho‘omana‘o 2006 - Aug. 20. Featuring HAPA, Raiatea Helm, George Kahumoku, Jr., Lono, OlaHou and more. Some of Hawai’i’s finest musicians and vocalists contribute their considerable talents for this fundraiser for Mana‘o Radio, to help ensure the continuation of non-commercial, non-profit, extremely eclectic radio on Maui.

Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 4 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Miss Coco Peru - Aug. 24. Storyteller/monologist Miss Coco Peru aka Clinton Leupp creates a brilliant one man/woman extravaganza as he tears up stages from NY to LA and beyond. In addition to being a cult hero on the downtown circuit, he has appeared in countless films and TV shows.

Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469, www.NeoComedy.com.

‘A‘a I Ka Hula - Aug. 26. “Dare to Dance” is a celebration of 30 years of hula halau with Hokulani Holt-Padilla and Pa’u O Hi’iaka. The concert will feature performances from Pa’u O Hi’iaka, Ke’alaokamaile, Kano’eau Dance Academy, Waiehu Sons, Holunape, five Miss Aloha Hula (Malia Petersen, Pi'ilani Smith, Natasha Akau, Jennifer Oyama, Maile Francisco) and other special guests. Tickets $30, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sarah Geronimo - Aug. 27. “The Other Side” with special guests Mark Bautista, Jimmy Marquez, Kris Lawrence. A special concert for all ages featuring Sarah Geronimo, the Philippines’ most popular teen Pop Princess and Star for a Night Grand Champion.

Tickets: $100, $75, $55, and $35. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesian, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free.

Kihei Marketplace - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m.

Obon Dance & Festival - The season of rememberance of honoring the spirit of those who have passed away. 7 p.m., Kahului Hongwanji Mission, 871-4732.

THURSDAY, JULY 27 Homeschooling - Homeschool Networking Program: Learn more about homeschooling and visit Wailuku Public Library's Homeschool Resource Shelf. For homeschooling families and parents interested in homeschooling. Free. 6 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766.

FRIDAY, JULY 28 Admissions Info - Maui Community College is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing and other issues important to new students.

Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.

SATURDAY, JULY 29 Star Gazers - Family star gazing with Harriet Witt

and her telescope. Make friends with stars, constellations and the zodiac. See lava on the moon, a litter of new-born stars and planet Jupiter. 7-9 p.m. 575-9231.

SUNDAY, JULY 30 18th Annual 'Ohana Luau - Hale Makua presents their signature annual fund raising event with down-home luau, local song and humor, silent auction and country store—all in a festive spirit of aloha and 'ohana. $45. 4:30-8 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 871-9214.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music.

All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-9513.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 01 Sustainibility Fair - The first Maui County Sustainability Fair is being held in conjunction with the Islands of the World IX Conference of the International Small Islands Studies Association(ISISA). The objective of this event is to highlight sustainable practices, techniques, and tools that are applicable to small islands communities and environments. 3-6:30 p.m., Maui

Community College, coopersm@hawaii.edu.

Socrates Cafe - The first Tue. of every monthSocratic method dialogue group; help to create a space for democracy to flourish. Purpose is to improve our questioning ability. 4-6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, www.philosopher.org.

“Hawaiian Blue: The Encounters” - Public screening of a 45-minute video that gets you up close and personal with the marine life wonders that surround the Hawaiian Islands. 7 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 270-7084.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 02 WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare PatitifaHawaiian Melodies/Hula. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 8916770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Keiki Summer Camp - Wed. through Fri. (through Sep. 1). Maui Ocean Center will be offering a day camp this summer for children age 7-12.

Children will spend the day with trained ocean naturalists, learning about Hawaii’s unique marine life. $55. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 2707075 or 270-7085.

After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha

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Thursday 07/27 Kilohana $5, 10pm

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Live Entertainment 9:30pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Saturday 07/29

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Derrick Sebastian 7:30pm

CASANOVA CHARLEY’S

Friday 07/28

Hip Hop Night

MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm, WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

Crimson $7, 9:45pm

Vince Esquire Band $7, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Live Entertainment 9:30pm

Live Entertainment 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge w/DJ Durty, 9:30pm

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Monday 07/31 – Wednesday 08/02

F-Word 7:30pm

DON THE BEACHCOMBER HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Sunday 07/30

Wild 105.5 Party

Flirt w/Boogie Man Productions

Teen Night

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm; WED - Dolla Balla, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Information not available

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35.

LECTURE English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.

Rejuvenation Secrets - Sat. Learn the value of hydrotherapy and get tips for improving circulation. Rejuvenation recipes will be presented. Find out how to be safe when sun tanning. 9-10 a.m.

Maui Body and Soul, 1279 S. Kihei Road, 5728371.

Hazardous Materials - Tue. The workshop will provide an overview on how to use the HMR regulations, including the requirements that affect the transportation of hazardous materials. Free.

7:30 a.m.-4:30 pm.. 33 Lono Ave, Suite 270,

Kahului, 873-3612 or 270-7911.

ENVIRONMENTAL Volunteer - Sat-Sun. Overnight service trip at the Pools of Oheâo, Haleakala National Park in Kipahulu, seeks volunteers. Service trip includes greenhouse maintenance and non-native species removal. Participants stay in the campground or the volunteer cabin. 12 p.m.-12 p.m. www.fhnp.org or 248-7660.

Clean Up - Sun. Beach Clean-up spanning the entire town of Lahaina from Mala to Puamana.

There will be food, BBQ, snacks, and water all provided by the generosity of Lahaina town's own restraunt's and bars.11 a.m.-3 p.m. Set up is at Kamehemeha Iki Park (next to the 505).

SPORTS Group Effort - Every Thu. & Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m. Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Shoots - Sat. The ultimate basketball shooting method clinic. Free. 9 a.m., War Memorial Gymnasium.

Pilates - Sat. Introductory Pilates class by Eva Bondar. Free. 10 a.m., Kenolio Recreational Center, Kihei, 280-6249.

artist, Lori Koprowski, demonstrates her use of oils to paint new original work in her Femme series of nudes. 6:30-9 p.m. The Quan Gallery, 667-2757.

Dale Zarrella - Fri. Meet the master sculptor of green sea turtles, Dale Zarrella, enjoy wine and pupus. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Galleries, 828 Front Street, 661-6284.

Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street. 667-9194.

Two Realities - Sat. “Two Realities”, William Rodgers & Amanda Opsahl McConnell. While Rodgers creates a simple yet interpretive response to some daily visual treats, McConnell’s work is a mixture of fantasy and reality. 6-8 p.m.

Viewpoints Gallery, 572-5979.

POETRY Maui Slam - Sun. SlamMaster “D” invites performance poets, spoken word artists, and emcees to perform original works of 3 minutes or less on any theme in competition for $100 cash prize. $5. 7:15 p.m. Unisan, 244-9091.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 276-5467.

ART

POLITICAL

Jack Hamilton - Every Fri. in July. Jack Hamilton will be painting live. He often captures his enjoyment of nature by using the inspiration of open-air (plein air) painting on location. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina, 573-2021.

Lori Koprowski - Fri. Upcountry contemporary

Meeting - Thu. Maui County Committee Meeting, that is. Featuring Florence Kong Kee as keynote speaker. 5:30-7:30 p.m. ILWU, 896 Lower Main, Wailuku, 573-5488.

Affordable Housing - Thu. Talk Story Sessions on Affordable Housing. These sessions are a project of HLP (Housing for the Local Person), a group of people interested and concerned with the present and future housing needs of Maui’s people. 6 p.m., Maria Lanakila Church, Lahaina.

Screening - Fri. “Hawaiian: Wards of the State”

by Maui filmmaker Ron Patricio. A simple eviction reveals a glimpse into the political battlegrounds of the Hawaiian Federal Recognition bill, fondly referred to as the Akaka Bill. 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, 244-9091.

Sustainable Strategies - Mon. Mälama`äina general plenary session with J. Kalani English, Dr. Art Mederios, and Dr. Ken Kaneshiro. 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m.

Castle Theater, MACC, www.maui.hawaii.edu/isisa2006/.

Luncheon - Tue. Century Club luncheon with Colleen Hanabusa and Angus McKelvey. 12 p.m.

Maui Tropical Plantation, 573-5488.

Sustainable Strategies - Tue. Po`okela general plenary session with William McDonough, Dr. Carols Hernandez, Dr. Ivo Martinac, and David Cole. 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, www.maui.hawaii.edu/isisa2006/.

Sustainable Strategies - Wed. Ho`ohanohano general plenary session with Nainoa Thompson, Sol Kaho`ohalahala, and Cindy Orlando. 8:30 a.m.12 p.m.

Castle Theater, MACC, www.maui.hawaii.edu/isisa2006/.

TV/Radio Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls

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and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue; Damien Awai, 4 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat & Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon & Fri; The Carroll Brother, Tue; Hau Phat, Wed; Live music. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - Wed, Thu & Fri; Ernest Pua’a. Sat, Sun & Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback. All sets 3-5 p.m. Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Harry Troupe, Thu; Teri Garrison, Fri & Sat; Joshua, Sun; Bentley Kalloway, Wed. All shows 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Featuring live music. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri & Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Marvin Tevaga, Sat & Wed; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m.

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed.

Thursday 07/27 Katie Naylor No cover, 9pm

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Friday 07/28

Saturday 07/29

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Funky Monkey No cover, 9pm

HORHITOS JACQUES

Gina Martinelli 7pm

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Dub Rockers Reggae 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Crazy Fingers 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Monday 07/31 – Wednesday 08/02

Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Sunday 07/30

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

MON - El Dogg, 8:30pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works.

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu & Sat; Benoit Jazz Works.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Murray Thorne, Thu, 7 p.m.; Victoria Barrett Fri, 7 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Downside Up, Wed, 8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment.

Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 69 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic

with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220.

Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Benoit Jazz Works, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:309:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy.

Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha.

Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m.

Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono’s Bar & Grille: Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart.

Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 83:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI

4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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Daphine’s Band 9pm

Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

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WED - Karaoke, 9pm

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) I dreamt that you had asthma you were deliberately cultivating and worsening (by smoking). When I woke up, I looked for evidence that you might be doing stuff to intensify or aggravate your suffering, and I certainly found some. Where are these masochistic urges coming from? Are they your self-generated excuses for not doing something brilliant and fantastic with your life? Sure, many things in your life outside of your control don’t work out the way you wish they would. But if you’re not making quite the progress you desire at the moment, you really have no one to blame but yourself.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Every Aries has tons of energy, and virtually no awareness of how to budget it. That’s why you get burnt out and run down. Part of the problem is you’ve made a habit of ignoring your body’s early warning signs, hints of impending breakdown, things like a scratchy throat, a cold sore, or simply bone-deep tiredness. Can you learn to listen to these clues? I hope so, because until you do, you’ll collapse 50 yards before the finish line, every time. That sucks. You should be not only finishing, but grabbing first place, too.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Every Taurus—no matter how generally city-oriented—needs some close connection to nature.

Maybe you associate nature with dirtiness and discomfort. That probably means you haven’t found the aspect of nature you like to interface with. Some of you love walking quietly through a shady wood, others prefer the beach. Maybe you just need to spend an hour simply watching bees visit the flowers in your windowbox. I think there’s probably a way for you to get your dose of intimacy with the natural world without straying too far from your comfort zone. This week, figure out how, if you haven’t already.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) If you take the individual ingredients of a s’more—marshmallow, chocolate, graham cracker—they’re alright. Only when they’re combined with each other—and preferably with the intimate experience of sharing a campfire with your friends—do they become something altogether more delicious. There are a few elements of your life that are similar to those ingredients; nice, but nothing to get too excited about. If they were combined with each other, in the right combination and situation, though, they could be fantastic.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You may be record-breaking grudge-holders, but you’re also first-class forgivers. An ounce of contrition and a promise to do better are valuable currency among you Crabs. However, perhaps your exchange rate is just slightly too low this week. I’m not saying you shouldn’t forgive, forget and bequeath another chance upon your petitioner(s). I’m just suggesting you make them work ever so slightly harder than usual for it. It’ll greatly reduce the likelihood of them requiring yet another chance after this one, and that’s in everyone’s best interest, isn’t it?

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I was at work the other day when I made a startling discovery. It wasn’t intentional and I don’t know how it happened but alas, it has.

I have seen every Keanu Reeves movie from 1986 to 2005.

Look, I’m not some crazed “Kiki”—his nickname, I heard somewhere—fan or anything. But I like movies. And by next year, Keanu Reeves will have made 36, possibly 37 films in the U.S. Okay so apparently—I’ve seen 31 of them.

Yikes.

That’s every single film from River’s Edge to Parenthood; I Love You to Death to Even Cowgirls Get the Blues; The Devil’s Advocate to Constantine—and all that good stuff in between. You know, like The Prince of Pennsylvania, Feeling Minnesota and ah, yes… even Sweet November. All of it.

Aghast with this knowledge, I did what I always do with disturbing information about myself. First, I walked around the office and told my co-workers. Second, I called my friends.

“That’s the scariest thing I’ve heard all day,” said Anthony. “I don’t think he’s the Anti-Christ or anything, but I don’t like him. Not even a little.”

Brad agreed. “Ewww! Why would you do that?” asked Brad, disgusted. “My favorite is his British accent in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Awful. Pairing him with Gary Oldman is like putting a poodle up against a pitbull.”

“But what about Dangerous Liaisons?” I asked. “That was an excellent tale of revenge and seduction in 18th century France with Glenn Close, Michelle Pfeiffer and John Malkovich.”

“Yeah, that is a good movie,” said Brad. “But he isn’t good in it. The problem is he gets good scripts but he’s a terrible actor. But I do wanna see A Scanner Darkly— that Philip K. Dick novel film with the rotoscoping. Now that’s a good gig.”

Wendy disagreed somewhat. “He does seem to be in a lot of good movies that everyone likes,” she said. “I think he’s a better actor than when he started. He did a good job in Speed. But how did he get that role in Dracula anyway?”

“You’re a dork,” said Elan to me, by phone from Oakland. “Keanu Reeves is a dork and so are you. That’s a lot of bad movies, aside from The Matrix and Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. And that one cool sci-fi one—“ “Oh, you mean Johnny Mnemonic?” I said. “The one that co-stars Ice-T and takes place in the year 2021, where he carries 320 gigabytes of data in his head but he can only carry 160, and his head will explode in three days if it isn’t downloaded? Yeah, that was a good one…”

“You’ve seen all of them?” asked Jen, incredulous. “But you don’t even like him. Did you see Speed 2?”

“Yes,” I said. “But he wasn’t in that one.”

“Oh,” she said. “Well, you’re just a sucker for self-mutilation is what that is. You’ve just seen all those movies for who else is in it. Like My Own Private Idaho with River Phoenix? Keanu’s just the consolation prize. It’s his voice—it’s so monotone. And he’s expressionless! He plays the same character in all the movies—he’s always dumb. I just despise him.”

“But what about A Walk in the Clouds?” I asked. “That was a Golden Globe-winning, cinematographically beautiful piece that co-starred a virtually unknown actress in a love story that took place in post-World War II California wine country.”

“Oh yeah, I really liked that one,” said Jen. And then I got a disturbing email from my old high school pal Jaime who now lives in Santa Barbara.

“I think you might be a stalker,” she wrote. “But on the plus side, he has said in recent interviews that he really wants to marry and have kids. So, you know, maybe you’re actually doing some hardcore research.”

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808-891-0699

2114 N. CHURCH ST. • WAILUKU

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49900

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Located in Kukui Mall

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July 29th

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July 28th

• Massage Therapy

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August 1st

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August 2nd

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