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Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle says on her campaign website’s “Accomplishments” page (www.lindalingle.com/accomplishments) about her administration’s handling of the state Procurement Code: “Reformed the state’s purchasing system, known as the Procurement Code. Reduced exemptions from the code to ensure fairness and competition for all stakeholders—the vendors/contractors and the public.”

What she didn’t say: One of the most important “stakeholders” in the business of buying shirts and uniforms and such for state government is labor, and they remain completely outside the state’s Procurement Code. To this day, the State of Hawai’i buys clothes from sweatshops all over the world, including Honduras, El Salvador and Madagascar. And there’s no way state or county officials can even negotiate with vendors over labor practices because Lingle doesn’t want anything—like worker rights, wages or living conditions—to affect her ability to arrange trade agreements.

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Not Another Current Events Quiz!

1. Which of the following is not running for mayor: A. Charmaine Tavares B. Princess Lehuanani Aquino C. Nelson Waikiki D. Sam Kalalau E. Harold Miller 2. Jean Prandini is…

A. The executive director of the Maui Invasive Species Committee.

B. That crazy woman who unsuccessfully tried to live in a cave in Makena.

C. A 62-year-old Haleakala Shores resident who’s suing her homeowners association after they fined her $25 in 2004 for hanging an Ed Case campaign sign inside her apartment.

D. A veteran Maui News reporter who retired this month.

3. By far the best candidate for governor is…

A. Linda Lingle B. Randall Iwase C. William Aila, Jr. D. False

5. The county’s anti-smoking law…

A. Bans smoking in restaurants but not bars.

B. Is the brainchild of Maui County Councilman Dain Kane, who is running for mayor this year.

C. Isn’t being enforced at a lot of establishments.

D. Is in any case trumped by a new state law that goes into effect early next year outlawing smoking in all public places.

E. All of the above.

F. A and C only.

6. Assuming funding doesn’t run out, state transportation officials say a Lahaina Bypass road running from Launiupoko to Ka’anapali will open in…

A. 2008 B. 2010 C. 2013 D. 2016 E. 2086, tops.

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7. Ka’anapali 2020 is…

A. A long-planned 4,850-unit Westside residential development.

B. The official name for the new timeshare units currently being built at North Beach.

C. That new sunglasses shop they just opened at Whaler’s Village.

D. A new science fiction movie starring David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson and that one Baldwin brother you don’t really see anymore.

E. A and D only.

8. Had state Senate Bill 2133 passed, it would have…

A. Changed the state’s Procurement Code to allow officials to consider labor working conditions when buying shirts, uniforms and such.

B. Banned the use of ethyl mercuryladen Thimerosal in flu vaccines, which may cause autism in children.

C. Required that Superferry, Inc. complete a full environmental review before any state money is spent on the improvements to Kahului Harbor necessary to get the thing going.

D. Created individual school boards for each county in the state.

Answers: 1-D; 2-C; 3-D; 4-A; 5-E; 6-D; 7-A; 8-B.

4. During the July 10, 2006 mayoral candidates forum sponsored by the Wailuku Community Association, former Mayor James “Kimo” Apana at first couldn’t think of an important and lasting thing he did for Wailuku, then finally recalled how he’d gotten a retaining wall built on Mill Street.

A. True B. False

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Bill Stroud

LC Watch Campaign Time

RUNNING FOR: Maui County Mayor

“The decision to enforce checking IDs for everyone is absolute horseshit,” Kula resident Kent Noonan emailed me recently. “Now I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore. This is really a waste of everybody’s time and an exercise in authoritarian control.”

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BILL STROUD: I’m not a politician, for one thing, and that should actually be enough. In Hawai’i politicians have been leading us for 50 years, and what good have they done us? Everybody admits that there is something wrong with our society. The cause of our demise is our political system.

Our leaders are supposed to represent us, not lead us.

Instead we are led by special interests.

I’m a war vet; I’ve been in combat. One of the things that I learned in combat is to learn how to get something done with common sense, practical approaches. So I have the strength, the experience and the leadership to be a good mayor. If people want to get together and institute their dream, I’m their guy.

Now the LC does many things that piss people off—like requiring all dancing at nightclubs take place within carefully taped-off zones or prohibiting cursing on stage—but the Card Everyone rule has really struck a nerve. Even the Maui County Department of Liquor Control now understands that Noonan speaks for many people. In fact, they’ve scheduled a public hearing for Sept. 13 to discuss eliminating the long-established LC rule of requiring all bars, restaurants and stores to card every man and woman, regardless of apparent age, who wants to buy booze.

When it comes to land development, what is your number one priority?

The first thing I would do in relation to that is to get the county attorney to figure out why the developers still owe us 3,200 affordable housing units. The developers don’t want to put out; they just want to take their profits and run away.

The biggest plan I have is to get the input of the united group of Hawaiians to work with the county to help us find agreements on what’s to be done to protect our land based on their knowledge of being on this land for thousands of years. We can learn how to reinstitute stream flow, clean up the coasts and get the ecosystem rebalanced.

What are your feelings on Hawaiian sovereignty?

I think it’s a battle that may or may not be won by them, but I do agree that they have titles to lands that have been stolen from under them that need to be redressed. As mayor I will work with six or eight thousand acres to help Hawaiians live a lifestyle of their choice. I will lease them county land to build houses or little communities on. I can’t redress all the wrongs of the past, but I can do what I can as mayor to start treating them equally.

Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind when I say Governor Linda Lingle.

Clone.

Iraq?

A bloody mess.

sleeping with another guy. I wanted to jump out a window—I had to really root myself and get my energy right to get through that.

But being in combat—I was in combat during the Tet Offensive—was the hardest in a way. I had to really look at myself and at my character. There were things I really didn’t like and had to change. That was the most difficult and the most rewarding experience in a way. Nothing can prepare you for combat.

What was the last book you read?

1417. It’s about the Chinese discovering the world before Columbus in the West, and how Columbus really used Chinese charts [NOTE: the book is actually called 1421].

If you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be?

Because I live here, I would like to meet the oldest, most knowledgeable living Hawaiian. I don’t even know who that would be, but it would be someone who has not yet been lost to the ills of society. No second stringers, though, just straight to the top person, male or female.

What is your favorite thing about Maui?

Pakalolo?

That I’m here raising my son, and I think Maui offers me the hope of an opportunity to leave him a better world. MTW

Medicinally, yes.

Tourism?

Of course, there’s no guarantee the Liquor Commission—which approves all the county’s liquor rules—will agree to change the policy, regardless of how many Kent Noonans show up at the hearing. Being an insular body that’s part of an insular, self-funded county agency, it’s hard to predict how they’ll react to public criticism.

Then again, I realized as I chewed over Noonan’s email, the fact that the LC is a county agency is actually an advantage to those who want to change the carding rule. Sure, they do as they please, but they’re also beholden to the Mayor’s office, which appoints both the LC’s director and the various members of the Liquor Commission.

The mayor. Alan Arakawa—guy who’s running for reelection this year. You know, now that I think about it, the LC’s rule requiring all establishments to card everyone would make one hell of an issue in the mayoral campaign.

Imagine if you will, the spectacle of all 10 mayoral candidates sitting together at a candidate forum trying to explain to anxious voters how they’d want the LC to behave during their administration. All someone has to do is ask, and the rest should take care of itself.

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[Laughing] Well, in my youth, my girlfriend ended up

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Have you heard those new radio spots for Alexander & Baldwin, which takes over the top slot this week? You know, the ones where A&B Properties Vice President Grant Chun talks and talks about how the company is so selflessly building all those homes around Maui and donates money to all these charities and has always looked out for the island and its people? Oh man, that’s good pub—especially since Chun was one of the Gang of Seven that wined and dined five Maui County Councilmembers—that would be Bob Carroll, Mike Molina, Joe Pontanilla, Riki Hokama and mayoral hopeful Dain Kane—at Mama’s Fish House in early March. None of the A&B execs or councilmembers said anything was illegal or unethical about what Molina later described to The Maui News as a “courtesy call where [A&B] expressed their appreciation for our being accessible to them.” In addition, Chun couldn’t explain to the News why councilmembers Jo Anne Johnson, Michelle Anderson and Danny Mateo weren’t invited. Sounds like a great radio spokesman to me! MTW

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They just told me by bashing three progressive Democrats running for the notso-progressive Ed Case’s 2nd District congressional seat. “Would Brian Schatz Vote Against Hourly Workers?” screamed the message from the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC)—the main lobbying force trying to get as many Republicans elected to the House as possible. Four minutes later, an identical email—this time sporting Mazie Hirono’s name instead of Schatz’s— came in. Five minutes after that, they attacked Colleen Hanabusa. Each message was identical, insisting that voters “deserve to know” if Schatz/Hirono/ Hanabusa would have voted for House Resolution 5970, which passed the House on July 29. “Among other items, the legislation would increase the federal minimum wage to $7.25 an hour over three years,” said the NRCC email.

“Additionally, the bill would provide permanent estate and gift tax relief.”

See, this whole email thing is a great big bunch of bullshit designed to mess with a key congressional race. HR 5970 is a big bill—183 pages long, in fact. Of that, the first 180 pages deals with “estate tax” relief (letting rich kids keep their inheritances tax-free) and a host of other tax credits, subsidies and giveaways to the wealthy. Only on page 181 does the bill get around to raising the minimum wage, which seems to have been tacked on solely so Republicans could hammer Democrats. By the way, both Case and 1st District Representative Neil Abercrombie voted for the bill, but 22 Republicans actually voted against it. If the NRCC sent nasty emails denouncing those guys, I didn’t receive them.

THURSDAY, Aug. 3 He may not have been ridiculed by

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the NRCC, but Democratic Kauai state Senator/2nd District candidate Gary Hooser sure knows how to get headlines. “I believe that Gary Hooser deserves to represent us,” said Graham Nash of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young fame in an Aug. 2 Hooser press release. Calling Hooser “the real deal,” Nash—who’s identified in the release as a “legendary singer-activist”— praised Hooser’s integrity, commitment to his constituents and Hendrix-like ability to play a Stratocaster with his teeth. “We have to remain vigilant about what kind of leaders we are sending to Washington,” said Nash. “These men and women affect our very lives.” No word yet on who Crosby, Stills and Young plan on endorsing.

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FRIDAY, Aug. 4 Today I bought 13.4 gallons of what drivers used to call “cheap” 87 Octane gasoline. At $3.59 a gallon, the grand total came to $48.10. What’s more, as long as public transportation on the island remains a sketchy, difficult alternative to driving, I will do this again and again and again. Is there a person on this island—or world, for that matter—who’s surprised that companies like Tesoro, which operates an oil refinery on Oahu, has in the second quarter once again posted record profits? In the spring, Tesoro made $326 million in profits, up from a paltry $184 million in the same quarter from 2005.

Good thing Congress refused to impose any kind of windfall profits tax on the oil companies. It would break my heart if I found out they couldn’t rake in record money during these times of Middle East war and misery that have done so much to drive up the price of petroleum.

So Makena State Beach now closes at 6 p.m. Citing a spate of assaults and problems, state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) officials decided this weekend that both Big and Little beaches will close before sundown from now on. And you know what this means: a whole lot of pissed off naked people. “I feel like my church is being ripped away from me,” Essence Satterfield, 23, of Makawao says in today’s Maui News.

According to DLNR officials quoted in the story, the whole decision was based on a “public safety issue” centered on repeated claims of assaults and robberies after dark.

While I don’t doubt this is true, there’s another solution that doesn’t seem to be getting any airtime: keep the beach open as usual, but post a few DLNR rangers, lifeguards or state sheriffs there. Of course, that’s not going to happen because it would require a lot of money, and we all know the Lingle Administration hasn’t exactly thrown a lot of money toward the DLNR. But it’s cool—who said the public needs to use public beaches anyway?

TUESDAY, Aug. 8 Zuiker plans to run around the island telling people about his ideas—the war in Iraq is a disaster, massive budget deficits will harm future generations, out of control spending in congress and other nutty stuff. “Zuiker has pledged to run his ideas from the mountains to the sea,” said a Zuiker press release sent out today. From the mountains to the sea? Yeah, I suppose that’s impressive, though it would be something to watch him run from the sea to the mountains.

Crude oil costs $77 a barrel? Paris Hilton says she’s going to remain celibate for a year? Mayoral candidate James “Kimo” Apana tells The Maui News that he won’t accept any corporate contributions? DLNR now says the naked hippies can stay at Little Beach until sunset? I really wish people would tell me sooner that the world has ended.

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BY JOE GATTO JOE@MAUITIME.COM

Art Ambassadors Seabury Hall kids show Maui to the world To help people understand what it would be like to live in an exotic place like Alexandria, Cachoeira or Maui, the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) recently invited students, teachers and new media mentors from around the world to document life wherever they live. Called Scenes and Sounds of My City, it’s a chance for youth to create digital art that’s inspired by their home environment and then share it with the world.

Of the 60 youth new media programs from 29 countries selected by UNESCO, organizers then choose by jury the 10 best and reward them with a trip to the Zero One ISEA 2006 Symposium, which runs Aug. 7-23 in San Jose, California. There, students will learn about many culturally diverse organizations and individuals working with art, science and emerging technologies.

This year, students from Seabury Hall’s summer program and

OtherFriday, a youth new media lab located in Wailuku, made the cut. OtherFriday provides physical as well as virtual space for youth to use technology to engage their peers in a creative, constructive way. As such, they were also ideal candidates to develop on short notice a stunning audiovisual montage of Maui.

In less than three weeks, OtherFriday founder HaiDai Nguyen said the 23 students finished a vibrant assortment of photos from Maui, digitally enhanced and artfully manipulated using the tools at their summer computer lab. Motivated by the promise of “Yes, you guys can play if you finish early,” they set their visuals to live ’ukulele music and poems that describe their photos and what is special about living on Maui. But it’s their project’s audio element that sets their project apart from the rest in the International Gallery.

“HaiDai told me to do a nice rhythm on the ’ukulele,” says Allie Moskow, 10. “What I did for him was soft movement showing the pictures of the ocean and our town—where we live, our island. It didn’t take us that long

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“At first we were all confused with it and then after about 10 minutes we all got it,” she adds. “It was awesome when we heard everyone’s poems and recorded them.”

Moskow will act as her school’s ambassador, and will travel with her father to San Jose to present the work.

“HaiDai showed us how to put pictures on Photoshop and how to record sound,” she says. “Then, we had to pick out pictures and do a poem, record it, and put it all together. It was really interesting, but kinda hard, I just had to keep on trying and he made it really clear what to do. He challenges us to keep on working with it. I think that we first didn’t know what to do and it was kind of confusing. Then, as we got onto different levels we knew what we were doing and how to get all the pictures and poems together onto the computer. It was really cool to see all of our stuff put together like that.”

To say the least, Moskow is looking forward to working in the computer rooms.

“I am excited to learn more and let my friends know what I did so that they can do it, too,” she says. “And to show them how our thing won and to show them all the different kids from different places so they can share the experience because I am going to take a lot of pictures there.”

You can see all the Scenes and Sounds of My City projects at unesco.sjsu.edu. MTW

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COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS In Yorktown, N.Y., in June, one spouse who was roughed up by the other during a domestic eruption tried to talk police out of filing charges.

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LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS A federal appeals court in June affirmed the conviction of Aaron Fraser (aka Asante Kahari) for defrauding a Michigan woman he had met in an Internet chat room and had eventually taken for $38,000 in a counterfeit check scam. Kahari had sent the woman bogus checks for deposit into her account, and then met her to collect the cash, and was gone by the time the bank realized the checks were counterfeit. Kahari had denied the charges, but the prosecutor introduced portions of a book, The Birth of a Criminal by Asante Kahari, which describes in precise detail the very scheme Kahari was accused of pulling on the Michigan woman. “I would get online,” he wrote, “meet a broad and be mailing her the [computer-generated counterfeit] check the next day.” MTW

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By Samantha Campos and Jen Russo

Piercing is fun. Poking a hole in your dermis and hanging some metal from it is neat. There’s nothing like sticking a needle through your flesh and jamming a metal rod, ring or stud into it.

Did you know that the oldest mummified body discovered to date, Otzi the Iceman, had an ear piercing? Or that nose and ear piercing are mentioned in the Bible? Yeah, Genesis 24:22—check it out.

Anyway, to find out how much things have changed—or not changed—since those days, we spoke with some of Maui’s best piercers about their own piercing experiences, preferences and just what it’s like to stick a needle in someone for fun and profit…

Debra Skin Deep Tattoo The very first piercing I did was my best friend’s labia. We did it in her bedroom and I was scared shitless. It was clean and sterile but it was a bloody mess. That was over 15 years ago, and I apprenticed after that. I don’t really have a favorite body part to pierce but I do have a favorite type of person to pierce: over 30 and not freaking out. My least favorite is a teen who’s freaking out, and their parents are freaking out, too. The best was this 76year-old man who had his nipples pierced, and a 75-year-old woman who did her bellybutton. It’s cute to see people of a more advanced age do something that’s not a normal part of their routine. 626 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8531.

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Rachel Helmich Maui Tattoo Co. I don’t know if you want to print the story of my first piercing. You know how when you’re apprenticing, you just watch, watch, watch? Well, on my third day of watching my teacher had a walk-in. She said, “My nails are wet so you are going to do this belly button.” I was nervous and shaking. I had to tell the client to close their eyes so they wouldn’t see me shaking. I like to pierce the ear. Not the lobes but through the other parts of it. There are so many ways to pierce the ear—the tragus, the industrial, the conch, the rook. The greatest thing about piercing is it’s quick. It’s instant gratification for my clients.

They always leave happy. It’s not long torture, like tattoos. My clients like to come to my shop because they feel comfortable and welcome. It’s a nice presentation here. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-0034.

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Phoenix Maisel Lahaina Tattoo Co. My first piercing involved a safety pin and an ice cube in a bathroom.

Ten years ago, it was just about pushing the needle through and not really knowing what you’re doing. But nothing went wrong, so I ended up the unofficial piercer at two different high schools. Now I enjoy unusual piercings—neck, throat, arms—and have just started studying implants.

Whatever I can do to help that person’s beautification process—give them the confidence to help achieve their goal in how they wanna look— that’s what does it for me. It’s a real art form. My favorite experience was with a family—two brothers, two sisters, the mom and dad—who got a combination of 12 piercings in memory of their son who strayed away from the church-going family and got into narcotics and passed away. But they always kept the love for him. 222 Papalaua St., Suite 130, Lahaina, 661-8788.

Dora Caoile Outlaw Tattoo Man, my first piercing I shook. It was scary. I pierced a belly button. It was at Alley Cat, where I apprenticed. The belly button is the easiest to clamp and position, so I like that piercing the best. The scariest place to pierce is the nipple. I was a tattoo artist first, then I picked up piercing as a hobby. I like that you meet all kinds of weird people on the job. They want to pierce all kine places that you wouldn’t think of. Only thing is I don’t do any piercing down below [i.e., the genitals]. Hippies come in with da weird smells. I like everyone shower before they come in for piercing. I want them to smell good before I work on them.

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Brad Island Ink Tattoo Co. The first piercing I did was 22 years ago. I wanted to have my ears pierced so I did it myself, using a hat pin. Yeah, it hurt!

What’re you thinking, woman? You’re putting a needle through your skin! My most memorable experience was hanging someone from a ceiling at my old job. My favorite is piercing septums—I’ve always had a love of them, since I was eight. It’s such a technical piercing, completely blind. And I just really like the way they look. Oh, and please let everyone know, you should never use a piercing gun—they’re filthy dirty and damage tissue.

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Amy Boysen Island Ink Tattoo My first piercing was my best friend’s boyfriend’s nipples. It was in my brother’s shop in Colorado. I was a shop girl for three years, then I started apprenticing for piercing. They came out perfect but it took an hour and a half for me to mark them. The nostril is my favorite piercing because they are fun and cute. They look good on anybody. Piercing is all about where you put it. It’s all about placement. Our clientele here is diverse—we have the locals, the tourists, and the here-and-then-gone types. Everyone gets along great in our shop—not all shops have that environment. The best thing about this job is that people are always happy about the outcome of their peircings. 100 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9461.

Jasn Sacred Center Tattoo I was 17 the first time I pierced someone. I did my girlfriend’s eyebrow with a couple pairs of tweezers and a pretty thick sewing needle. I started doing it professionally about four or five years later. I like what I do but especially if it’s not the regular ole navel, nostril or tongue piercing. My favorite experience was not too long ago, with my girlfriend. She was suspended from two hooks in her chest, in traditional Native American style. It was really, really painful—a life-changing experience that separates the soul from the body. We did it for spiritual reasons. Piercing is temporary but this wasn’t about wearing something around for everybody to see. 1847 S. Kihei Rd., Unit 102, Kihei, 96753, 891-1828.

Teri Cameron Chrome Lotus Tattoo I started piercing in 1991 with an eyebrow—it went very well but I was very nervous. It was at a seminar through the Gauntlet in San Francisco and L.A., who I later went to work for. My favorite piercings to do now are the sensual to exotics—that is to say, genital piercings—because they add more flavor to a person’s anatomy, and can be more pleasurable for them. My all-time favorite and most memorable piercing was in ’97 at the Gauntlet. These two gentlemen came in—one was wearing a codpiece, a leather hooded mask and a leash on his neck, held by his leather daddy. Their request was for an ampallang, which is a horizontal piercing through the head of the penis. It’s a big one for a guy and the most painful. But as I was doing the consultation, I noticed he had severely modified his penis, basically turning it into a mangina. Ultimately, we did six piercings—so he could zip-up his entire shaft—in order for it to become a “workable” unit.

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Maui Grill & Bento The best Gobo ever I can eat a lot for lunch. Sometimes I’ll pack a lunch for work but find a few hours after I get there that I could really use some take out. I’m guessing the fact that I’m breastfeeding has something to do with it. Anyway, during these times of meal duress I often just head to the counter at Maui Grill and Bento in Wailuku.

Maui Grill and Bento 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161.

Open Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. $ They have Japanese, Korean, American and “Maui style” cuisine. All their plate lunches come with a choice of green salad or mac salad, as well as two Asian veggie side dishes, like yummy pickled cabbage or crisp, seasoned lotus root. That means three salads per plate, people. Nobody does that.

Maui Grill and Bento also takes their grilling and bentos seriously. It’s not in their name for nothing.

With choices from delicious teriyaki unagi, fried mandoo, California roll, salmon, steak or chicken, these little boxes packed with side dishes and rice are healthy and quick. Economical too, with prices starting at a mere $4.50. If you get hungry on the way home, stop by after 5 p.m. when all bentos go for half price.

The grill is a very earthy way to prepare food. The fire roasts meats and seafoods in a low fat preparation, but gives it that delicious fired-up barbecue flavor. The grilled Mahi Mahi, Salmon, calamari, kalbi, duck or chicken all come in a generous serving at an affordable $8.95. The steak and jumbo shrimp are a bit more, but you can combine them for a surf and turf lunch plate for just $10.95. Maui Grill and Bento also has a large selection of fresh sushi made to order ranging in price from $3 to $10.95. Big sushi combination platters go for between $10 and $30.

All that’s great, but I rarely get past the specials board. One memorable day the choices were opakapaka with lemon caper sauce, seared ahi, barbecue pork

Owner, Gina Kim, with “Maui Style” steak and chicken combo plate chops or sausage and spaghetti. I opted for the opakapaka. It was grilled perfectly. The green salad came crisp and fresh with julienned carrots, shredded purple cabbage, green romaine and a shoyu-based dressing.

Another day I ordered the gobo and pickled cabbage.

Gobo is burdock root, julienned and cooked until tender and then seasoned just right. It’s a Japanese delicacy. I’ve also enjoyed their meat and fish jun combo, with thin teriyaki steak; fish filets prepared the authentic Korean

way, dipped in egg and fried; and their filling crab cake sandwich served with French fries.

Their beverage refrigerator is stocked full of vitamin water, green tea, iced coffee, aloe drinks, sodas and water.

You’ll also find containers of seasoned lotus root, prepared gobo, salted cabbage, kim chee, pickled cucumber, daikon and ginger, all of which is homemade. I haven’t seen a selection this good since O’oka’s was open. They also offer chips, cookies, candies and friendly service all week long. MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles.

M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

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Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2498463. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m.

335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $

Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner.

752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar.

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out.

Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting.

M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

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Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$

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Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

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Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. ç.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well.

M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

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Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku.

249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. MTh, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American.

8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

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Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials.5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine.

Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8778779.

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Su-Th59:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke.

Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan.

Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

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Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seat-

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$

a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $

ing, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

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Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8757782. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$

Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

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BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 8750188. $$

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups.

Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

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Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

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LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., Su 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 59:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 8745605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies.9am-10pm 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

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The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Su-M 5-10 p.m. TuW 5:30-10p.m. Th-Sa 5:30-1:30a.m.-1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

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Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 8759983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more...11a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $

Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8748385. $$ K

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. 7a.m.-2p.m.;5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $

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Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.7 a.m.10p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere.M-F 11:30-2p.m. Sa-Su 5:30-9:30 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar.Daily 7-2 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu.6:30-11 am 11:30-4 p.m 5:30-8:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island.W-Su 7-3 Su 7-2 Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

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Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m.

F-Sa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.”11a.m.-2p.m.;4:30-9:30p.m.

799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 9 a.m.- 2 p.m.81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $

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Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit down. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

Daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

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Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia (luau). Nightly check: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences.

M-F 10:30-7:30 p.m. Sa-Su 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside America. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

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Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. Daily 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Nightly 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available.

M-F 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6615566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly 5-9 p.m.

2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

730 Front St., 661-0700. $

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 510 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort foods. Daily 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 6615648.

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 6672744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Su, 11 a.m.9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes.

Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food.

11:30 a.m.-12 a.m.. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K

Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Mango Cafe - American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

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Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.close. 669-7499. $$ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar.

7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 410 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

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Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30. Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6616633. $

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 6616628. $

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese.

Nightly, 5-10 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.-10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 6699600. $$$

Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6650512. $

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., F-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 6610985. $

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 6614300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F 511 p.m., Sa-Su 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily.

693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 6616773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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Perfect Foods Saturday, 2 p.m. at Maui Booksellers in Wailuku [HEALTH LECTURE/SLIDE SHOW] For many years I thought the perfect food was a deepdish pizza topped with pepperoni, olives, mushrooms, onions and green peppers. I still think it’s pretty damn near Olympian in terms of taste, but even the slimmest knowledge of nutrition tells me it’s far from perfect. Thank God for people like Dr. Steve Blake, who devote their lives to holistic health and the discovery of things like “antioxidant defense foods” and “perfect protein satisfaction” while the rest of us fumble through our kitchen drawers looking for pizza delivery menus. People like Dr. Steve Blake understand that many of the foods crucial to our health don’t come in cardboard boxes with breadsticks and a side of wings, delicious though they may be. But this Saturday, Dr. Steve Blake will show you exactly what you should be eating and why, if you want to live as healthy as possible. The event is free. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Wolf Songs

Welcome to Spintasy Island!

Friday, 7:30-10 p.m. at Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana

Saturday, 3-10 p.m. at Kalama Park in Kihei

[MUSIC] Micah Wolf is a relatively new musician on the local scene, straight outta Saskatchewan. Well, he’s also lived in the woods of Idaho, the oasis of Bear Springs in Arizona, and a coastal town in Mexico—seems his hippie ma raised her young Wolf amidst many communes.

But she also thankfully exposed him to the music of Bob Marley, Cat Stevens and Bob Dylan, which resulted in a surprising talent today in Wolf’s mellow but infectious vibe and sound akin to Jack Johnson and with a little Citizen Cope thrown in. Now Wolf has his own studio in which he produced his debut CD, along with bandmate Eric Devine, who handcrafted the guitars, ukuleles and stand-up bass that are featured on the album. The ambitious duo also started a record label, Blockplane Records. This weekend, check out Wolf, as he’s joined by DeVine on bass and Rick Tyner on guitar and piano. For more info, visit www.micahwolf.com. No cover.

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[DJ FEST.] I have some good news and some bad news. I’ll get the bad out of the way first. Summer is almost over (sigh). Which brings me to the good news (hooray!). Thanks to SunnLounge and Love-n-Light productions, your coolest summer vacation story doesn’t have to be how you made out to Hoobastank’s “The Reason” last week at the MACC. This Saturday, the local promoters are hosting an all-day, free DJ showcase at the old Kalama Park pavilion. At least seven DJs (from everywhere from Maui to Oregon to the Midwest) will be waxing poetic on a selection of reggae/dub, tech house funk, and break beats for your aural pleasure.

Featured spinners include (in order of appearance) Alf, Tobin, Tim Dawg, Heavy Kev, Daniel J, Sal, and Max. Word around the campfire is that there may also be appearances by local bands and fire dancers. If for no other reason, come down to get the Hoobastank out of your head. [COREY NIELSEN]

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Saturday, 4-11 p.m. at Campbell Park in Lahaina

Wednesday, 5 & 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC

[FILM, FOOD, MUSIC] This free, outdoor, under-the-stars festival features no less than nine award-winning Polynesian films, live music and food booths. Movies include: The Land Has Eyes, Wa’a Ho’olaule’a (Festival of Canoes), Rolling Down Like Pele, Ipo Le Manu, Dreams of a Pagan Tattooed Savage, Fishbowl Project, The Red Hibiscus, Ki Ho’alu, Keola Beamer (Paniolo Version) and Passing the Gift: Malama Honokowai. Live music by 2006 Grammy-winning George Kahumoku, Kipe Ebana, Atu, 2006 Hoku Lifetime Achievement honoree Herb Ohta-San, Kristen Toda & Po’okela Wood, Tony Gamble, Zenshin Daiko Taiko Drummers, and Uncle “Boy” Kanae as Master of Ceremonies. For more info, visit www.mauifest.net or call 573-5530. Campbell Park is located on Front Street, between Wharf Cinema Center and Baldwin Home Museum.

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[FILM] This week’s Maui Film Festival selection, Kinky Boots, is about ingenuity, inspiration and finding your niche in PVC. When a shoe company that makes functional shoes starts to go under, the owner decides to change the product… to shoes fit for a drag queen. Bring on the 6” heels, glitter and zippers. I’ve always been a strong believer in fetish footwear. If strapping on a pair of fuck-me boots made of vinyl is wrong, then I don’t want to be right! Get there early to enjoy a glass of wine. It’ll give your feet a break before you go up all of the stairs for the good seats. $10. [HEIDI KING]

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Line Dancing Hip-Hop and ballet don’t mix

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The questionable concept of mixing ballet with hip-hop dance moves is explored only as far as Line Dance choreography will allow in a clichériddled romance movie that coasts on the strength of its two charismatic leads Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan. Tyler Gage (Tatum— Supercross) is a Baltimore ghetto hood sent to do community service at the city’s Maryland School of the Arts for his involvement in trashing the school’s stage facility with his carthief friends.

Cupid’s arrow flies when Tyler

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/103 mins.

offers to stand in as a dance partner to ballerina Nora (Dewan) to assist in her upcoming senior showcase.

Nora’s fickle nature and Tyler’s lack of discipline threaten to sabotage the couple’s romance even as Tyler’s ghetto reality takes a heavy toll on his sense of desperation.

Tyler is a white kid growing up in a black ghetto where he squanders his time stealing cars and hustling cash with his best friend Mac (Damaine Radcliff) and Mac’s feisty little brother Skinny (De’Shawn Washington). At the top of the film the three friends are goofing around one night when Skinny breaks a window on the ground level of a large building and

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Look ma! I’m dancing!

disappears inside.

Tyler and Mac follow the boy and walk the empty halls of what turns out to be an arts school. In one of the most telling scenes of the movie the three boys discover the school’s auditorium and begin trying on various costumes that send them into an oblivious reverie of vandalism.

Not only do these kids have no respect

for private property, but they also have no regard for the arts. A security guard arrives and Tyler allows himself to be caught so that Mac and Skinny can escape.

Once he’s sentenced to serve community service as a janitor at the school that he vandalized Tyler soon trades in his mop for a girlfriend. It’s a glaring pothole in the story that Tyler so effortlessly casts off his court appointed janitorial duties in lieu of dancing with Nora, but it’s the silly dance sequences that send the movie into a tailspin like a hummingbird with motion sickness.

Choreographer-turned-director Anne Fletcher (choreographer on Bring It On) makes an obvious mistake in choreographing the dancing in her directorial debut.

Step Up, as the film’s title vaguely illustrates, is a story about dance.

It has a skeletal narrative template from Romeo and Juliet to underscore what should be a celebration of cultural sharing between the highbrow discipline of ballet with the street dance form of hip-hop.

However the screenwriters (Duane Adler and Melissa Rosenberg) neglect to outline the stern prejudices that exist between the vastly different styles of dance.

Step Up is a weak movie because it barely touches the surface of its primary subjects, dance and the inner city struggle of both impoverished and privileged teens. No one in the story tries hard enough, and neither did the filmmakers. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Aug. 16 KINKY BOOTS - (PG13) - Dramedy - A gaggle of female impersonators inspire a nearly bankrupt shoe factory in England to save itself and its town by switching their product line from comfortable, sensible shoes to five-inch sexy high heel boots. 107 min.

New This Week PULSE - (PG13) - Horror, Mystery, Thriller - A white-washed version of the Japanese film (Kairo) that came out less than a year ago. A high school student stumbles upon a website that seems like a creepy joke, but turns out to be a porthole for evil. 87 min. (Heidi King) STEP UP - (PG13) - Drama - Two very different teens struggling with their individual problems happen to be thrown together.

Sparks fly as they bond together to become successful dancers, successful in life and possibly love as well. 98 min. (HK) WORLD TRADE CENTER - (PG13) - Drama Nicholas Cage and Michael Pena star in this Oliver Stone picture about two real life Port Authority cops who get trapped in the World Trade Center wreckage. Should be subtle.

125 min. (Anthony Pignataro) ZOOM - (PG) - Adventure, Fantasy - Tim Allen plays a washed up superhero named Captain Zoom who reluctantly comes out of retirement to help a bunch of kids become superheroes so they can save the world for some reason. 83 min. (AP)

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Now Showing THE ANT BULLY - (PG) - Action, Family, Animation - A new kid has no friends and is being picked on. He takes his aggression out on the ants in the yard, that is, until he shrinks to their size... 88 min. (HK) BARNYARD: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMALS (PG) - Animation, Family - Nickelodeon brings us this adventure about how the cows and sheep get down when we aren’t looking. It’s a mixture of Toy Story and The Lion King with a little bit of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off thrown in for good measure. 90 min. (Gena Gammie) CLERKS 2 - (R) - Comedy, Drama - It’s the return of director/writer/actor Kevin Smith’s quintessential shit-talking, slacker Gen-X characters from the 1994 hit indie flick, Clerks. In this sequel, Smith answers the question, “What happens when two video store clerks in their 20’s who do nothing but talk about pop culture and sex grow up?� Easy— they work in food service! Also stars Rosario Dawson, the return of Jay and Silent Bob, and cameos by Jason Lee, Ben Affleck and Wanda Sykes. 98 min. (Samantha Campos) THE DESCENT - (R) - Horror - Six chicks go on vacation by climbing down into a deep, dark cave only to find mutant albino monsters that start eating them. Probably should have just gone to Vegas like the rest of us. 99 min. (AP) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - A young academic (Anne Hathaway) moves to New York to become a journalist and winds up working as an assistant to a super bitch, editor in chief (Meryl Streep) for a fashion magazine. 109 min. (HK) JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE - (PG-13) - When three of the most popular girls in school find out that they’ve all been played by the same hot jock (Jesse Metcalfe), they decide to team up and give him a bitchy taste of his own heart-breaking medicine. It’s the Bring It On version of Desperate Housewives. Awesome! 100 min. (GG) LADY IN THE WATER - (PG13) - Drama, Romance, Thriller - A mystical woman shows up in the pool at a rental complex and the super falls for her. Unfortunately, there are other, less attractive creatures that also want to come out of the pool. I don’t think it’s to play “Marco Polo�. 126 min. (HK) LITTLE MAN - (PG-13) - “Comedy� - There is no way this movie, starring Marlon Wayans as a midget criminal on the run, will be funny. Have you seen the trailer, people? I rest my case. 90 min. (AP)

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SHOWTIMES MIAMI VICE - (R) - Action, Crime, Drama - The only thing this Michael Mann-directed flick shares with the kitschy 1980’s TV show of the same name is, well, the name. Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx play undercover vice cops who begin to tip over the edge while infiltrating a ruthless drug lord’s world. 135 min. (AP) MONSTER HOUSE - (PG) - Adventure, Animation - Three children have to face off with a house that eats trick or treaters. Back in my day, we’d just burn that mother down. The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! 106 min. (HK) THE NIGHT LISTENER - (R) - Drama, Mystery, Thriller - Robin Williams is a popular radio host who, on the air, befriends a young boy with a disturbing past, mysterious relations with his mother and, naturally, a book to publish. 82 min. (SC) PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The all star cast of the original Pirates (Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly) are on a new adventure where the legendary Davey Jones has it in for Captain Jack Sparrow. 150 min. (HK) MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND - (PG-13) -Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Sci-fi, Fantasy – Some New Yorker played by Luke Wilson decides to break up with his chick, who also happens to be the superhero G-Girl, portrayed by Uma Thurman. It’s not a wise move. Also stars Wanda Sykes. 95 min. (AP) SUPERMAN RETURNS - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - After a mysterious sabbatical, Superman (Brandon Routh) is back on Earth for yet another world-saving adventure. Before he can get back into his role as superhero extraordinaire, though, he must return to Clark Kent’s uneventful life and adjust to the changes society has made in his absence, like Lois Lane’s (Kate Bosworth, Blue Crush) having a son and getting engaged. As we should know by now, however, there will always be a greedy villain plotting to destroy the world that only Superman has the strength to stop. Director Bryan Singer guarantees some intense ass-kicking.157 min. (GG) TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY - (PG13) - Action, Comedy - Will Ferrell plays an in-it-to-win-it racecar driver. And if that isn’t enough reason to see this flick, then you probably shouldn’t. 110 min. (HK) YOU, ME & DUPREE - (PG13) - Comedy Newlyweds Carl and Molly Peterson (Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson) have the American Dream at their fingertips˜the only thing that seems to be in their way is Dupree. Owen Wilson plays Carl’s unmotivated, immature best man who ends up on crashing the Peterson’s couch per Carl’s compassion after some tough luck in the grown-up world.

Hilarity ensues as the obliviously inconsiderate yet likeable Dupree overstays his welcome and the threesome’s dynamic develops pricelessly.

Also stars Michael Douglas. 108 min. (GG)

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Barnyard - PG - Th, M-W (2:45, 5:10), 7:30, 9:40, F (12:20, 2:45, 5:10), 7:30, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:20, 2:45), 5:10, 7:30, 9:35 Descent - R - Th, M-W (2:30, 4:50), 7:10, 9:30, F (12, 2:30, 4:45), 7:10, 9:30, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 4:45, 7:10, 9:30 Clerks 2 - (R) - Th (2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:15, F, M-W (4:25), 9:10, Sa-Su 4:25, 9:10 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:20), 6:50, 9:25, F, M-W (1:45, 4:20), 6:50, 9:20, SaSu (1:45), 4:20, 6:50, 9:20 John Tucker - PG13 - Th, M-W (3:10, 5:30), 7:45, 10 F (12:50, 3:10, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:50, 3:10), 5:30, 7:45, 10 Lady in the Water - PG13 - Th (1:40, 4:30), 7:20, 9:50, F-W (1:40), 6:40 Little Man - PG13 - Th, M-W (3:05, 5:25), 7:40, 9:55, F (12:45, 3:05, 5:25), 7:40, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:45, 3:05), 5:25, 7:40, 9:55 Miami Vice - R - Th (3:20, 4), 6:30, 6:55, 9:25, F (1, 3:50), 6:45, 9:40, Sa-Su (1), 3:50, 6:45, 9:40, M-W (3:50), 6:45, 9:40 Night Listener - R - Th (2:40, 5), 7:15, 9:45, F (12:15, 2:35, 5), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:35), 5, 7:15, 9:45, M-W (2:35, 5), 7:15, 9:45 Pulse - PG13 - F (12:10, 2:20, 4:30), 7:35, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:20), 4:30, 7:35, 9:50, M-W (2:20, 4:30), 7:35, 9:50 World Trade Center - PG13 - Th (1:30, 3:30, 4:15), 6:40, 7, 9:30, 9:45, F (12:40, 1:30, 3:30, 4:15), 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:40, 1:30, 3:30), 4:15, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45, M-W (1:30, 3:30, 4:15), 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45 Zoom - PG - F (12:30, 2:40, 4:50), 7:20, 9:25, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:40), 4:50, 7:20, 9:25, M-W (2:40, 4:50), 7:20, 9:25

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Ant Bully - PG - Th (12:35, 2:40), 4:50, 7, F-W (12:35, 2:40), 4:50 Monster House - (PG) - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 3:50), 7, 10:05 Step Up - PG13 - F-W (12:35, 2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10 My Super Ex - (PG13) - Daily (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Superman Returns - PG13 - Th only 9:05 Talladega Nights - PG13 - Daily (1), 5, 7:30, 10 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - Th (1), 4:40, 7:40, 10:05, F-W 7:20, 9:45

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Barnyard - PG - Th, Su-W (1:45), 4:50, 7, F-Sa (12:45, 3), 7:45, 10 Miami Vice - R - Th only (1:15), 4:20, 7:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1), 4:05, 7:15, F-Sa (12, 3:15), 7, 10:15 Talladega Nights - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1:30), 4:35, 7:45, F-Sa (12:30, 3:45), 7:30, 10:45 World Trade Center - PG13 - F-Sa (12:15, 3:30), 7:15, 10:30, Su-W (1:15), 4:20, 7:30

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BY COREY NIELSEN COREY@MAUITIME.COM

Herb, Heartbreak, Hookups and God Versatile is five bands in one

RADIOHEAD TIE: “THE BENDS,” “OK COMPUTER” AND “KID A” I spent three grand last month to fly to California, just to see them play.

And I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

Their onstage energy, confidence and virtuosity were seared into my brain.

These CD’s include a first in the history of music—three consecutive albums with not one throwaway song. Do yourself a favor and go buy them. Right now. You can finish reading this column later. Warning: music this good might not have been made by humans.

Versatile Friday, Aug. 18 at Charley’s in Paia.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: You guys represent haole, Filipino, Hawaiian and Japanese cultures. How does that work?

DAYTON: Everyone’s Asian in the band. Sunday and Kendall are just Caucasian!

SUNDAY: We’ll play a gig and I’ll be the only white guy anywhere. It’ll be all good for Kendall [the band’s only female] but I’m like…

Everyone sings and plays multiple instruments. Is it difficult getting organized?

ALIKA: Not really. Everyone brings his own flavor.

Usually whoever brings a song will sing on that song.

Does that work well live?

ALIKA: Yeah, we’ll play five songs and sound like five different bands. And every set list is different, so people don’t get bored.

How was the band started?

DAYTON: At first it was just a conspiracy to get chicks. Most of us are from Lahainaluna. We just started hanging out, playing the ‘uke.

Now you have eight members—but no cowbell.

Maybe I could join?

DAYTON: That’s actually how Alika started. Just hanging around with a huge smile on his face!

SUNDAY: The great thing is, if someone’s sick or has to work it’s like, “The show must go on.”

Who’s the funniest member of the band?

ALIKA: Sunday’s the funniest looking!

KAWIKA: I’m the prick of the band.

ALIKA: Yeah, he’s the bitch!

SUNDAY: He’ll call you out onstage if you fuck up.

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Top Five CD’s by Bands I’ve Seen Live

By Corey Nielsen

Considering that Versatile was formed in 2001 and have been playing their infectious brand of roots reggae live all over Maui ever since, it’s surprising they’ve managed to keep such a low profile. They also acquired the coveted Monday night slot at the Hard Rock Café during the month of August, while Marty Dread was on tour.

Speaking recently with Sunday, Kawika Cosma, Dayton Lum and Alika Ikeda—band mates Josh Lum, Kendall Easterly, Keoni Dapitan and Kalani Dapitan couldn’t attend—I was struck by the band’s humor, talent, humility and, um, versatility:

EAR SHOT

LED ZEPPELIN While looking for the entrance to Sunday’s house, I encountered a serious-looking Kawika and thought, “Either this guy’s gonna lump me out, or he’s in the band.”

SUNDAY: Yeah, but Veeks is the soul of the band.

Before each show, we all pray together.

DAYTON: Yeah, and if we don’t, that show sucks.

A lot of your lyrics mention the ganj.

DAYTON: We’re all inspired in different ways. There’s songs about herb, heartbreak, hookups, and inspiration from above.

During your cover of Israel Vibration’s “What’s the Use,” a beautiful collaboration of female-sounding voices can be heard singing background vocals. Who’s that?

DAYTON: That’s us. We tried to sound masculine but said, “Fuck it!”

Your songs have been featured on Q103, KPOA and “Da Jam.” But you have yet to record a CD, and seem disinterested in the business side of music.

SUNDAY: People say, “It’s not about the money.” For us it’s really not.

ALIKA: Nobody takes any money, it goes right back into the band. It’s just good fun being in a band. At work, it makes it easier to get through the day knowing that you’re going to play a show. But it’d be nice to travel, release a CD, and hopefully make a name for ourselves.

How were the Hard Rock crowds?

DAYTON: They were sick! There was a line behind the line! Word of mouth gets around quick.

ALIKA: Gotta give a shout-out to the soldiers that come to all the shows. Coming eight strong in a truck, each throwing in $3 for gas. Just call ‘em soldiers, they know who they are.

Any interest in kidnapping Marty Dread and taking his regular Monday slot?

SUNDAY: Nah, because then you become a coin band.

You know, put in a coin and play that song! MTW

“LED ZEPPELIN” Sure, technically I only saw Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. But I was still rockin’ the Huggies when John Bonham died. And they did hurl down three hours of classic Zeppelin from the heavens. The hardest thing about including Zeppelin is choosing just one album. Throw a dart at any record and you’ll hit one of about eight impossibly brilliant songs. I picked the first album for no explainable reason, other than that upon its release, it was annihilated by critics. But what the hell do we know?

PRINCE “THE VERY BEST OF PRINCE” I was fortunate enough to see Prince at the MACC a few years ago, and I’ve never had my world so thoroughly rocked. He basically ripped my mind out by the roots. Maximum brain rototillage. I missed his aftershow performance at Hapa’s with Willie K. though—my friend insisted we go to a house party in Spreckelsville instead. I had no choice, she was my ride. Unforgivable. Do I need a reason for this one? How about the first nine tracks: “I Wanna be Your Lover,” “1999,” “Little Red Corvette,” “When Doves Cry,” “Let’s go Crazy,” “Purple Rain,” “I Would Die 4 U,” “Raspberry Beret” and “Kiss.” The guitar solo at the end of “Purple Rain” alone makes omitting this impossible.

NEIL YOUNG “DECADE” I agonized the most over this spot.

Would it be Young, Tom Petty or the Violent Femmes? In the end, I went with the album that accompanied me on many a long road trip across Northern California. It includes “Cinnamon Girl,” “Southern Man,” “Ohio,” “Old Man,” Heart of Gold,” “The Needle and the Damage Done,” “Like a Hurricane” and one of the most beautifully heartbreaking songs ever, “Cortez the Killer.” No “Hey Hey, My My” or “Rockin’ in the Free World?” So what, how much do you expect of one man in one decade? People booed when Eddie Vedder got sick at a Pearl Jam concert and Young stepped in. I couldn’t believe my good fortune.

PEARL JAM “NO CODE” The sentimental choice, Eddie Vender & Co. was the first concert I ever saw. An unforgettable initiation, complete with stage diving and crowd surfing (sorry, but it was 1993). Ten was actually the album that first awakened me to music other than Def Leppard and Milli Vanilli (both of whom I loved), but this is their most underappreciated and soulful work. “Hail, Hail” is classic rocking Pearl Jam and “In my Tree” and “Smile” are among the most sublime songs ever recorded by anyone. I’m sure all three were omitted from the lame “Greatest Hits” collection. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR Soul-Jah Fest with a full roster. Joing the festivi-

Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., dances of

ties are Maui’s own Na Hoku Hanohano award-

Sarah Geronimo - Aug. 27. The Other Side with

Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11

Maui Calls - Friday. MACC’s annual gala, premier

winning Ekolu and more of the brightest stars of

special guests Mark Bautista, Jimmy Marquez,

a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free.

fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening.

island reggae. Tickets: $30, $25. 6:30 p.m., A & B

Kris Lawrence. A special concert for all ages fea-

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band

Featuring entertainment, live auction and fine din-

Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

ing. 6 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC,

BIG SHOWS

turing Sarah Geronimo, the Philippines’ most

plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei

Ho‘omana‘o 2006 - Aug. 20. Featuring HAPA,

popular teen Pop Princess and Star for a Night

Marketplace.

www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787 x 225.

Raiatea Helm, George Kahumoku, Jr., Lono,

Grand Champion. Tickets: $100, $75, $55, and

Lahaina Film Festival - Saturday. With nine

OlaHou and more. Some of Hawai’i’s finest musi-

$35. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

award winning Polynesian films: The Land Has

cians and vocalists contribute their considerable

Eyes, Wa'a Ho’olaule’a, Rolling Down Like Pele,

talents for this fundraiser for Mana‘o Radio, to

Ipo Le Manu, Fish Bowl, Dreams of a Pagan

help ensure the continuation of non-commercial,

Tattooed Warrior, The Red Hibiscus, Ki ho Alu-

non-profit, extremely eclectic radio on Maui.

Keola Beamer, and Passing the Gift: Malama Honokowai. Live music with Herb Ohta San,

Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 4 p.m., Castle Theater,

MACC, 242-7469.

The Heart of Hula - Sep. 9. Uluwehi Guerrero's

THURSDAY, AUGUST 10

Hanohano award winning recording artist,

Haiku - The Haiku Community Association will

Uluwehi will be joined with over 100 students

meet to schedule it's annual election of Officers

from his Halau Hula Kauluokala. Tickets: $30,

for it's Board of Directors. 6:30 p.m., Haiku

$23, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-

Kristen Toda, and Zenshin Daiko Taiko Drummers.

Miss Coco Peru aka Clinton Leupp creates a bril-

7469.

With Uncle Boy Kanae for the Master of cere-

liant one man/woman extravaganza as he tears

monies. 4-11 p.m., Campbell Park, Front Street

up stages from NY to LA and beyond. In addition

next to the Wharf Cinema Center & Baldwin

to being a cult hero on the downtown circuit, he

Home Museum.

has appeared in countless films and TV shows.

show finds the dancers on a deserted island com-

MACC, 242-7469, www.NeoComedy.com.

peting for food, costumes and prizes with 20

‘A‘a I Ka Hula - Aug. 26. Dare to Dance, a cele-

musical numbers and lots of laughs. $12. Sat,

bration of 30 years of hula halau with Hokulani

7:30 p.m.; Sun, 12 p.m. & 5 p.m. Iao Theater, 879-

Holt-Padilla and Pa’u O Hi’iaka. The concert will feature performances from Pa’u O Hi’iaka,

8742.

Ke’alaokamaile, Kano’eau Dance Academy,

FRIDAY, AUGUST 11

formance by “histo-tainer” Charles Phoenix cele-

Admissions - Maui Community College’s

brating the

sights, scenes and situations that

Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admis-

inspired a generation of camera totin’ tourists to

sions information sessions for anyone interested

“say cheese” while traveling across the US of A,

in college but unsure of where to begin.

with a special added section on Hawaiiana.

Attendees will get the inside scoop on college

Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater,

admissions, financial aid, testing, housing and

MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.

EVENTS

Waiehu Sons, Holunape, five Miss Aloha Hula

Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m.,

(Malia Petersen, Pi'ilani Smith, Natasha Akau,

hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat,

Katchafire - Aug. 19. New Zealand’s hottest reg-

Jennifer Oyama, Maile Francisco) and other spe-

6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m.,

gae group headlines KPOA’s 1st Annual Island

cial guests. Tickets $30, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m.

Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha

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HEAVEN & HELL PARTY SATURDAY 8/12

SIN CITY FLAVAZONE SUNDAY 8/13

FIJI & COOL RUSH MONDAY 8/14

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Charles Phoenix - Sep. 14. A live comedy per-

TICKETS ON SALE

THURSDAY 8/10

start Sep. 5. $110, $60. 877-3680.

internationally acclaimed Kumu Hula and Na Hoku

Miss Coco Peru - Aug. 24. Storyteller/monologist

Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater,

accepting enrollment for dog training classes that

concert marking 25 years of teaching hula. An

Nando Suan, George Kahumoku, Tony Gamble,

Survival: The Musical - Saturday-Sunday. This

Dog Training - The Humane Society is now

SATURDAY, AUGUST 12 Show - Shower of Stars Talent Competition. $10. 6 p.m., Baldwin High School Auditorium, 874-3746.

Talent

DA KINECALENDAR SUNDAY, AUGUST 13

6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.,

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music.

All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m.,

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-9513.

MONDAY, AUGUST 14

Keiki Summer Camp - Wed. through Fri. ing a day camp this summer for children age 7-12.

Children will spend the day with trained ocean naturalists, learning about Hawai’i’s unique marine life. $55. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Maui Ocean

Center, 270-7075 or 270-7085.

After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui

Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahiana Civic Center,

Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors

TUESDAY, AUGUST 15 MECO - Maui Electric Company holds an open

to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play

house of presentations regarding Maui's energy

games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N

future. Scheduled presentations are: 11 a.m.-

Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for

12:30 p.m.; 2-3:30 p.m.; 6-7:30 p.m. West Maui Senior Center, 871-8461.

other locations.

Dan Zofi - Every other Tue. International folk

on graphic design class using PC computers with

dancer, Dan Zofi, will be teaching Israeli and

Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers

International folk dancing. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Jewish

Congregation of Maui, 874-5397.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 16

Blake, Sc.D., this slide show presentation shows

program that offers the most current and reliable

scientific, zoological proof of the natural foods for

information to promote healthy aging. 11:30 a.m.-

which man is designed. 2-3:30 p.m., Maui

12:30 p.m. 1063 Lower Main St., C206, Wailuku,

Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091.

242-8636.

Star Program - Sat. Sky Calendars, how early

(through Sep. 1). Maui Ocean Center will be offer-

Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton

661-4685.

Alzheimer's Association, Maintain Your Brain is a

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7

p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Hawaiians counted the days. 7:30-8:30 p.m.

Hosmer Grove Campground, Haleakala, 5724459.

Windows - Every Thu. in Aug. Home Depot presents a workshop on how to measure and install window treatments. Free. 7 p.m., Home Depot, Kahului, 523-8802,

ext. 212.

Faucets - Every Sun. in Aug. Home Depot presents a worshop on installing bathroom faucets: basic and innovative options. Free. 1 p.m., Home Depot, Kahului, 523-

8802, ext. 212.

Alternate Energy Sources - Fri. Mike Greshim, vice president of Kaheawa Wind Power LLC, will

Reef Ecosystems - Tue. Join Dr. Mark Vermeij from

speak at the Rotary Club of Upcountry meeting

the University of Hawaii and the Caribbean Institute

about the project, its engineering challenges and

for Research & Management of Biodiversity as he

his ideas concerning key issues affecting the

takes a comparative look between Hawaiian and

future of alternate energy sources on Maui. 7:30

Caribbean reef ecosystems. 7 p.m., Sanctuary

a.m., Kamehameha School, 268-9417.

Education Center, 879-2818.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri.

Pauletter Chandler, M.D. - Tue. Stop Cancer

Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as

Before It Starts, a presentation by Paulette

only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning

other business service providers welcome to

Chandler, M.D. Free. 7 p.m. Cameron Center

Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35.

share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and net-

Auditorium, 575-7694.

work. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County

LECTURE

Business Resource Center located in the Maui

ly dance. 7-9 p.m. Wailuku Community Center,

English as a Second Language - Every Thu. &

879-8266.

Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents

WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live

and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market

Lights - Every Sat. in Aug. Home Depot presents a workshop on choosing the right light fixture for your dining and living spaces. Free. 10 a.m., Home Depot,

performances at The Shops at Wailea in the

St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

Kahului, 523-8802, ext. 212.

screen. Meet at 8 a.m. Parking lot of King's

Lower Courtyard. This week: Benoit Jazz Works.

Maintain Your Brain - Thu. Sponsored by the

Perfect Food - Sat. A Presentation by Steve

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Thursday 08/10 BOCALINO

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CAFE MARC AUREL

Rio Thing 7:30pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Friday 08/11

Saturday 08/12

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ’s Ray Masters, EdV, Miss Bootzie, $7, 9:45pm

Pito $10, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Fine Line 9:30pm

Sirus B Posse 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge w/DJ Durty, 9:30pm

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

Auto Fest Pre-Party

Retro Night

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm, WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

DON THE BEACHCOMBER HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Monday 08/14 – Wednesday 08/16

Art Exhibit w/music by Karen Bashour, 7pm

Head High 9:30pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Sunday 08/13

Auto Fest After Party

Teen Night

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm;WED - Dolla Balla w/DJ LX, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Live Entertainment, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE

Micah Wolf Band 7pm

4405 H’Piilani Hwy, Kahana- 665-1114

SPORTS

Century Club Luncheon - Wed. Featuring Bill

Hula Grill - Wed, Thu & Fri; Ernest Pua’a. Sat,

Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with

Aila (Candidate for Governor) and Clayton Hee

Sun & Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback.

Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade

Group Effort - Every Thu. & Tue. Whether you’re

(2nd Congressional candidate). 12-1:30 p.m.

All sets 3-5 p.m. Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri;

Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa,

a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train

Maui Tropical Plantation.

Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA.” Sun; Ryan

Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili

with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall,

Dane Kane - Wed. Dane Kane (Mayoral candi-

Tanaka & Friends. Mon; “TBA.” Tue; Albert & Roy.

Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili,

877-5300.

date) hosts a teriyaki dinner. Entertainment and

Wed; An Den. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali

669-1500.

Aluminum Person - Sun. Aluminum Man 1/2

door prizes. 6:30-8 p.m., Hannibal Tavares

Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

mi.swim /4.2 mi.run. Free. 8 a.m., Kahekili Beach-

(Pukalani) Community Center.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic music every

TV/Radio ART

Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls

Kalani Prince - Every Fri. in Aug. Maui landscape photographer Kalani Prince will be featured and available to meet. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Art Gallery, Lahaina, 667-9898.

and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on

KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Harry Troupe, Thu; Joshua, Fri. (4 &11) & Sun. (20 & 27); Teri Garrison, Fri (18 & 25), Sat & Sun, (6 & 13); Bentley Kalloway, Tue & Wed. All shows 7-10

Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk

p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Brad Huck - Fri. Emerging artist, Brad Huck, demonstrates his unique encaustic collage tech-

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call

graphite, paint, found objects and layers of wax.

6:30-9 p.m., Quan Gallery, Lahaina, 667-2757.

669-5000.

Words of Peace - Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9

Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu,

tactinfo.org, 573-3084.

3:30-5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30

Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110

Front Street, 667-9194.

AM Call in 242-7800.

POETRY

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845

Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.con-

shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m.,

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Featuring live music. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana,

572-8787.

nique, building up the work's surface with

Smallville - Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live onehour, weekly radio program that shares the mem-

p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri;

ner/fundraiser. 5:30-6:30 p.m., Kihei Community

TeleSeminar - Mon. How to Win Elections

Before Election Day by Stuart O'Neill. It's not too late to sign up. 7-8 p.m. 573-5488 (to sign up).

The Republic - Tue. Maui League of Republican Women meeting. $20. 11:30 a.m., The Dunes,

879 9964.

Forums

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Tue.

Kula

Community Association forum. 6 p.m., 878-1874.

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4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu

& Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed.

and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun;

All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire,

Center.

Candidate

Kawika Lum Ho, Tue. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne

Gladys Baisa - Thu. Gladys Baisa spaghetti din-

Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811

Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu & Sat; Benoit Jazz Works.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano),

Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Downside Up, Wed, 8

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment.

Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama

Village, 874-6444.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m. Wharf

Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.;

Compadres - Tue; Damien Awai, 4 p.m. Lahaina

Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St.,

Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Lahaina, 661-3636.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat & Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, piano music with

& Fri; The Carroll Brother, Tue; Hau Phat, Wed; Live

Shiro Mori; Fri, Darrin Lenett; Mon-Tue, Gene Argel;

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 69 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd,

music. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Wed, Angie Carr. All shows 6-8 p.m. 4405

Lahaina, 667-0908.

Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477

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Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri,

p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Marvin Tevaga, Sat & Wed; Brian Haia, Mon;

Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10

Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

p.m.; Victoria Barrett Fri, 7 p.m.; Celtic Tigers,

create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

POLITICAL

Cuomo, Sun and Wed. All sets 7-10 p.m.

p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

WEST MAUI

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Murray Thorne, Thu, 7

explores how we can learn from Maui's past to

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe

Harbor, 244-8844.

Longhi’s - Fri & Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7

open poetry readings. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahaina, 661-

Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 276-5467.

Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30

p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea

Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei

Lahaina meets every 2nd Thu. of the month for

DINNER MUSIC

p.m.;

Rd., 874-4041.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9

Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

ories and values of the small towns we love and

0517.

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy

Robak 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy,

Poets Society - Thu. Maui Live Poets Society in

Political

SOUTH MAUI

night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-

past Kaanapali, 878-2949.

891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

Thursday 08/10

Friday 08/11

Saturday 08/12

Evolution No cover, 9pm

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Katie Naylor No cover, 9pm

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

HORHITOS JACQUES

Gina Martinelli 7pm

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Conscious Healing 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 10pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Crazy Fingers 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Monday 08/14 – Wednesday 08/16

Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Sunday 08/13

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

MON - El Dogg, 8:30pm

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main

St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku,

244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin

Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly

Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani

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6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch light-

Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900

ing ceremony.

Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii,

Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL

Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri,

music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-

2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011

Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6

Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat;

Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions

p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu;

Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show,

Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun;

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL

6:30-7:30 nightly.

Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani

5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live

Smythe, Wed.

Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and

SOUTH MAUI

music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from

contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30

6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.

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■ MAUI MARRIOTT

3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000

100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200

p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo

EAST MAUI

music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-

Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by

0220.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT

jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI

Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Benoit

5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and

HANA, 248-8211

Jazz Works, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:30-

Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid

9:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999.

Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun;

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on

Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows

Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every

from 7-9 p.m.

Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center,

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA

Kahului, 877-8744.

ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy.

Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan

Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or

Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga

9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns)

Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234

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Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed,

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana

Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha.

Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71

Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

WEST MAUI

Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m.

Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-

888-669-3858.

5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the

to calendar@mauitime.com

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI

or fax (808) 244-0446

4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT

Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m.

2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA

Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal

3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA

Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring

East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing

authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and

classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m.,

dance at 5 nightly.

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■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL

Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie

2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031

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p.m., Wed ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT

Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8

104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000

nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph

Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed;

& Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun;

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922

Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff div-

Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) I dreamt I was climbing Everest, but woefully underdressed. My companion, similarly unprepared for such a venture, was criminally unworried by our precarious and probably lethal situation. Eventually, I was forced to choose—either ditch her or suffer with her. I chose to share her fate, and was glad I did— when I awoke. You too may face a decision between what’s sensible and what’s sentimental. I know which you’d normally choose; this week, however, consider the emotional option, even if it doesn’t make much rational sense. It’s better for your soul.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Smile and the whole world smiles with you. It’s true, at least to some extent, this week; your mood—whatever it is—is powerfully contagious at the moment. So, for everyone’s sake, try to stay upbeat. You know: all the usual focus-on-the-bright-side crap. But please don’t pretend to be happy when you’re not; it won’t work. Try to actually feel happy. Even if your life is shit at the moment, there’s got to be something to feel good about. Focus, please, on that.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You’re like a radiator, only what you’re putting out isn’t heat. It’s not even your usual frequency (sexual energy). Weirdly, it’s more like healing. I’m not saying you could start restoring blind people’s sight with your hands or magically whip up a cure for AIDS, but there is something subtly helpful about you right now for those who are suffering. Keep in mind: your vibe is beneficial, but no cure-all. You’re more like chicken soup than antibiotics. Nevertheless please visit those in need of a little comfort this week.

You’re so good at providing it right now that it’d be almost criminal of you not to.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Help others. That’s this week’s motto. A buddy of yours is moving house? Get right on it. A depressed friend’s kitchen desperately needs scrubbing and tidying? Please do it. Your neighbors are building an addition to their house? Grab your hammer. This is an excellent time to pick up some good karma credit, not least because there are so many people around you at the moment who could use your skills. This is not about just racking up favors to cash in on later, though. It’s about doing something generous and helpful just for how good it makes you (and them) feel, and because it’s right.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Most Capricorns are horrified by excess. The idea of swimming in a vat of chocolate—no matter how much of a chocoholic you may be—is so grotesque it could put you off sweets of all kinds forever.

Unfortunately this week nothing’s likely to present itself in the right amounts, be it affection, sex, fun, work, or money. What can you do? Not a whole lot. Just get through it. Try to enjoy the gluts as much as possible while enduring the shortages as cheerfully as you can. My only comfort: this feast or famine scenario will only last a few more days.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) This week’s Full Moon in your sign is likely to give you the idea that it’s the perfect time to reveal hidden feelings and just generally let people know how much they’re loved by you. Go ahead and do it if you like but don’t raise your expectations about what kind of responses you’ll get. Most people will be pleasantly surprised but a little shocked—and unlikely to spontaneously reciprocate your feelings. Still, sharing your love shouldn’t (at least not always) be about what you’ll get in return. I say do it anyway, and to hell with whether it comes back to you or not.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20 I love that quiet period after you’ve overcome your own resistance to a task, eliminated all other delays and obstacles, and you can just settle in for some steady, focused work. This week, unfortunately, will be completely devoid of any of this kind of productive and peaceful time. There are just too many stumbling blocks. Next week’s better, though; you should have plenty of big chunks of time in which you can actually get things done—as long as you spend this week getting rid of anything that could get in your way later, instead of waiting until then to see if it does.

You deal with problems like they’re rats. You spot one, you kill it. But sometimes there are simply so many that you can’t tackle them all, let alone assess where the hell they’re coming from. This week’s strategy may involve doing something counterintuitive: ignoring your most pressing-seeming difficulties (like the rat right in front of you) in order to track down their origins. If you can stop them at the source, you’ll be much better off than if you have to deal with them, one by one, once they’ve had time to grow, reproduce and spread.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I dreamt that Third World aboriginals were being coerced by massive corporations to present live infomercials to travelers, along with their native art forms. I woke up horrified and repulsed, knowing that someone, somewhere, has probably already thought of this and is trying to think of a way to make it viable. Corporations are fantastic at taking advantage of people’s desperation and need. Taureans, however, are not. You are, in fact, the cure for such greed. When you see the defenseless getting trampled by the unscrupulous, please help them. You’re strong enough, and what’s more—possibly the only one who can.

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Whatever. That’s your probable response to this horoscope, or virtually anything else you encounter this week. You’re tired of getting worked up about things. You’re sick of being stressed out. So you’ve stopped caring. It’s understandable. But you should still beware of this curious apathy that’s settled over you. Sure, it could shield you from a lot of life’s stresses at the moment, but it could also damage your life in other areas, like your relationship(s). Is a little numbness worth all the havoc it will wreak? Give a shit, would you? Even if it’s hard. It’ll be easier on you in the long run, I promise.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Your usual allies may abandon you in droves this week seemingly just because it’s the “in” thing to do. This, just after something (a party, perhaps?) that made you feel popular and loved, might feel like a betrayal of sorts, but it shouldn’t be taken too seriously. It’s almost certainly not personal—more a reflection of how fickle some of your acquaintances might be. Don’t cut those capricious associates out of your life, though, despite the temptation. They’re not even worth the effort of ignoring them. Trusting them again, however, is a different story.

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I had heard from someone at school that Natalie was “bisexual”—a lifestyle we associated at the time with the androgynous singers of the goth-rock bands we loved but a term used casually by only the coolest of cool, older kids in fringe circles. None of my closest friends would claim it, or even knew that it meant anything beyond making particular hair, wardrobe and accessory choices.

All I knew is that Natalie exuded sexy confidence and it scared the hell outta me.

With a sly grin, she’d watch me watching her smoke with such cool finesse in the quad while the rest of the mods, punks and drama kids passed cloves and cigarette lighters to each other. Often she’d wave for me to come over. But I could never say more than two words to her. I couldn’t even begin to contemplate what would happen if I did.

When I moved to Santa Cruz after high school, I discovered that the bisexual tag had made a precarious comeback amongst the “curious,” sexually experimenting young women attending university—“queer before graduation” became almost cliché. But I experienced none of that, as I remained in a monogamous, heterosexual relationship throughout college.

Back then it was a fairly common novelty for chicks (and still is, apparently, according to the Girls Gone Wild videos) to engage in pseudo-lesbian shenanigans—drinking until they could make out with each other in front of a crowd of straight male onlookers. But there were also many of my collegiate friends who headed to gay clubs, and Women’s Studies classes, for bona fide Sapphic action.

Meanwhile, my boyfriend repeatedly suggested that I do a little experimenting as well—as long as I brought enough home to share. But I was still much too inhibited to instigate such a notion. And although Santa Cruz had a prominent gay and lesbian community, no woman ever hit on me. I felt so unwanted.

It wasn’t until after I graduated, and the relationship with Mr. Greedy was over, that it finally happened. Of course at this point I was kinda over the whole “sexually curious” thing. But I figured I might as well give it a go. And then gleefully tell my ex all about it.

Aside from the excitement of doing something slightly “naughty,” I felt pretty unemotional about the whole thing. Much like the first time I had hetero-sex, I was just pleased I had gotten the experience out of the way so I could move on.

And I remember having a renewed appreciation for how guys actually figure out how to do these things and make us women feel so good. Props to my lesbian sistahs, too. It’s certainly not as easy as it looks. It actually takes quite a bit of patience, creativity and a good deal of work.

For all my mindless hedonism, some things made me realize I am quite the traditionalist at heart.

Unfortunately, the girl I hooked up with didn’t feel the same way. Instead of the strong, independent woman I had met, she quickly became frail, vulnerable, clingy and manipulative. Suddenly, I was the asshole saying things like, “It’s not you, it’s me,” “I think you’re great but this just isn’t going to work out” and “Everything was cool until she got all psycho.”

It was disturbing but the biggest thing I got from the whole experience was that I actually gained a new respect for guys and everything we put them through. I saw myself with new eyes. And I felt empowered with the knowledge that I would never again put some dude through that needy, girly bullshit.

Women are amazingly beautiful, sexy, intelligent, highly demanding beings. I know because I am one. But I also know I’m much happier to be wonderfully frustrated by men and all their fabulously stupid ways.

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