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• Tax Breaks For at least a decade, the Maui Land & Pineapple Company paid just $162 a year in property taxes for a weed-chocked 40-acre parcel the county thought was growing pineapples. ML&P says the land was “fallow” while the county insists it was a “slip-through--is it actually evidence that the whole property tax assessment process is broken?

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We Mauians have an often courageously independent and creative rag in Maui Time Weekly. Continuing respect and mahalos to you all. If that were all I had to relate herewith, you could smile more widely and settle more deeply into the comfy chair of your smug self-righteousness... but, oh darn, it doesn’t end there... Here’s the first thing that irks me (as a lover might be irked by continuously meeting some stubborn, unnecessary, detrimental and easily-changed egocrap in one’s partner week after week after week...)

Your continued refusal to upgrade your calendaring SOP [Standard Operating Procedure] to ALWAYS post calendar listings/events with BOTH the numbered date TOGETHER WITH the NAME of the DAY of the week upon which it occurs.

(Incidentally, your rag happens to mirror the careless practice of the Maui local daily paper in this regard— I would think you’d do as much as you could to differ from that example.)

I’m actually experiencing extra pissedness on this matter due to my once having called your office to see about redressing this situation, yet my call and expressed concern was met with merely nonchalant disdain, and rebutted with lame excuses for continuing the current deplorable practice rather than actually listening to some sincere and valid perspective shared from among your readership.

Okay, so you still think I’m overreacting, hmm? Let me elaborate: Though your publication is rightly, perhaps, the center of “your” universe, it is not so for everyone else, not even for your regular readers. As such, the vast majority of humanity do not know exactly what fucking day of the week your paper appears on the streets (though I may have been so informed at one time, I seem to have forgotten, not to mention the fact that that glorious day may have been changed since last I checked...) And while you DO print the date of publication at the bottom of the page, you DO NOT print the NAME of the day of the week therewith, so... when one who is so uninformed as I (and, again, basically all of humanity excepting yourselves) reads a line in the calendar, “such and such will happen on Thursday”, I have to start doing some paper-flipping research to discern which fucking Thursday the event will occur upon... and sometimes one discovers (later) that one happens to have been reading a leftover issue from last week or earlier.

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scheduler knows that every humanoid printer/publisher is likely to commit a typo or ten-thousand in the course of their career, right? As such, the simple way to negate any potential harm from such error in calendaring of events is to ALWAYS post BOTH the numbered DATE AND THE NAME of the day of the week together, for this method carries a built-in typo-warning to the reader whenever the day and the date do not match.

Without this double-data check, the readership will remain clueless and pissed when they arrive at an event that isn’t happening on the date which was typo’d in the printed promotion. Why not be professional, respectful, and cover your collective ass by including all relevant clarifying information?????

Calendar-makers who do not practice this simple principle are fucking careless, irresponsible, and disrespectful not only to their readership, but also disrespectful to the promoters of said events who have paid to have a clear and complete listing of their event publicized.

It matters not if such a typo is unintentional or a case of intentional sabotage of the event in question—the result is the same. That is, by not printing together BOTH bits of information, you and the local daily paper thereby set the scene for flatly ruining and destroying some events for which many persons have spent many precious hours and dollars in planning and preparation, due to some stupid, careless unnecessary typo in regard to the date.

Yeah, I hear in my mind your defensive response again—rather than listening to what a sincere and long-concerned reader is relating to you, you want to snap back, “Well, pull out a calendar and figure it out!” And my response to that is: why don’t YOU take a look at a fucking calendar and print it all out, so tens of thousands of others don’t have to grab a calendar to figure it out?!

Further—and this point will require a more psychologically astute awareness of which I’m not yet sure you’re capable of honestly acknowledging or conceding: Promoters/advertisers generally rate the success of their promotion by how many people are actually physically drawn to an establishment or to an event, and by how many tickets or units of product are sold. Generally speaking, people who don’t show up in the right place at the correct time, don’t make a purchase, duhhh! This is especially true for any one-time special event. As such, it is a principle uppermost in the mind of any effective promoter/advertiser to make the promotion as clear, quick and easy as possible to understand and to follow through on... with as little possibility for confusion, distraction, or delay of understanding.

It is my contention that you cannot con-

sider yourselves anywhere near as successful as you might be as an advertising publication as long as this sloppy calendaring practice continues. You do a great disservice to your advertisers/promoters by not posting BOTH the date and the day of an event, even if sans typo, for in such omission you thereby have included an automatic delay (regardless how immeasurable or miniscule), a distraction, a disconnect in the interpretation of the promotional matter... a distraction which, in this media and people-flooded world of distractions may actually prevent a certain percentage of individuals from returning their focus and attention to the printed promotional material. Ideally, enough info will be provided to elicit an “instantaneous and complete” mental calendaring of the exact day, date and time of the event.

Savvy? Are we grokking the significance of what is being communicated here? It’s clear that everyone—readers, promoters, and publisher—will benefit when your calendaring SOP is upgraded in this regard.

Okay. (I hate being ignored!) Please be willing to reveal in your daily/weekly deed that you truly are better, clearer, more hip, and more user-friendly than some other disdainful, obsolete publications by no longer leaving the people of Maui vulnerable to any further date-typo event sabotaging. Please reveal your intelligence, clarity, professionalism and respect by always posting the whole name of the day AND the date of every event.

Mahalos evermore.

-Jeffrey Turnbull, Kula The Editor responds: Okay, okay! We surrender! No other weekly paper’s calendar lists both the day and date of every event, but now ours does. No more will our readers have to—heaven forbid—look at a calendar to find out the exact day of the week for of our listed events.

Maui Time welcomes letters com-

menting on our coverage, but only if they’re complimentary. If you still wish to complain about something, please have the decency to use plenty of bad punctuation and grammar— that makes it easier for us to make fun of you when we respond. We also reserve the right to edit your letters.

Send your letters to the editor via email (letters@mauitime.com), regular mail (Letters to the Editor, Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793-1742) or fax (808244-0446). All correspondence must include your full name, hometown and phone number.

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LC Watch Cards A woman who sells alcohol for a living called me the other day to say that she likes the Maui County Liquor Control rule requiring all establishments to ask for identification before selling booze to anyone. “It cuts out discrimination,” she said, and I had to agree with her on that point. No one can ever bitch about favoritism to a clerk or bartender if everyone young and old, spry and feeble, has to reach into his or her wallet and pull out an ID card.

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Of course, what piece of identification the customer pulls out is a matter of some concern. Members of LC’s Board of Adjudication are fond of telling licensees hauled before them on charges of serving minors that a State of Hawai`i drivers license belonging to someone underage always has displays in red bold letters the words “Under 21 until” and then the date of the holder’s 21st birthday. That’s all fine and dandy for locals who try to sneak a six-pack of malt liquor or a bottle of Jager past a weary clerk, but what about a tourist?

There are, according to a federal Homeland Security spokesman mentioned in an Aug. 1, 2006 Associated Press story, more than 8,000 different forms of legally acceptable identification.

In fact, there are so many IDs—and so many fakes—that this year investigators with the Government Accountability Office (GAO) who were carrying counterfeit identification cards were repeatedly able to enter the United States through the Canadian and Mexican borders.

According to the GAO report, which was cited in the article, border agents at nine separate checkpoints “never questioned the authenticity of the counterfeit documents.” If U.S. border patrol agents are getting fooled by fake IDs, what chance to do local booze merchants have?

-Anthony Pignataro

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Sam Kalalau RUNNING FOR: East Maui Councilmember

ocean traffic with boats and ferries. Hawai`i doesn’t utilize that opportunity. Whether Hawai`i is ready for the Superferry—with our ports and infrastructure—is really the question.

OCCUPATION: Chair of the Maui County Cultural Resource Commission, organic farmer

What about George W. Bush?

Enough is enough. I think he should get more of his priorities in line… I have a son and he’s been to Iraq three times—in fact he’s still there. I think he should start bringing everyone home already.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Why should people vote for you?

SAM KALALAU: I’ve been very active in Maui County for the past 25 years. I’ve sat on various boards and commissions, like the Planning Commission and the Grants Review Commission.

I’ve also stood on the Lanai Burial Council, which is a state board. Presently I am the chair of the Maui County Cultural Resource Commission.

What would you do about ice?

It’s an epidemic. The state and county are coming on real strong, but more needs to be done. There’s no treatment house on Maui—people have to go to Oahu to get clean. It’s very important for these guys when they get back home to have a job or place to go back. I am supporting building a housing project for those people when they come back home—a half-way house—in Hana.

What’s the biggest problem facing East Maui right now?

One of the biggest problems I think is our old, overused highway system. Hana Highway needs to be improved for safety, and in the meantime we need to protect the cultural values of the highway.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

I kind of get along with everybody real well. I no shame.

If you no shame, you no more embarrassing moment.

Your father was on the original Hokule`a crew that sailed to Tahiti in 1976. How did that affect you?

What’s the last book you read?

That was neat because I had the opportunity to help a lot with the inter-island Hokule`a voyages in the ’70s. Then I flew down and met them when they arrived in Papeete, Tahiti. I felt a connection with the people down there. The only difference was the language barrier—they speak Tahitian and French— and they drive on the opposite side of the highway.

And they have siesta time, where they close down all the shops in the afternoon and take a nap. I think they should have that in Hawai`i, too.

What do you think about the Superferry?

As a Hawaiian—as somebody who was involved with Hokule`a—and because on land we get all this traffic congestion, I think the Hawaiians had the right idea with ocean travel. I do think ocean travel would help the congestion on land. Maybe the answer isn’t the Superferry, but other types of ocean travel. You go Tahiti, New Zealand, Hong Kong, or Indonesia, they have super

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What’s your favorite thing about Maui?

Maui is unique. We can still live the way we want to live. We still have those quality moments and quality places we can connect with. MTW

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COMPANY Alexander & Baldwin Maui Electric Co. Maui Land & Pineapple Co. Tesoro Hawai`i Hawaiian Telcom Dowling Co. Weinberg Foundation Monsanto Hawai`i Makena Resort Wailuku Water Co.

Man, the GMO makers just aren’t getting any respect these days. Monsanto isn’t apparently growing genetically modified corn to make experimental drugs, but they’re still taking heat over it.

In mid-August U.S. District Judge Michael Seabright ruled that the federal Department of Agriculture exhibited “utter disregard” for both the Endangered Species Act and the National Environmental Policy Act by allowing companies like Monsanto plant all sorts of GMO crops throughout the state without any environmental review of potential crop contamination that could potentially endanger the entire—and extremely delicate—Hawaiian ecosystem.

Monsanto and other GMO-makers may have many friends in the White House and Congress expediting permits for them and so forth, but for the time being, the courts are still insisting that things like environmental laws are important. MTW

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Sound like “protecting” the community to you?

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WEDNESDAY, Aug. 16 Yippee! U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka (D, Hawai`i) and U.S. Representative Ed Case (D, 2nd District) are finally going to debate each other! We’ve got to wait until Aug. 31 to see it, and then we’ve got to watch PBS, but on the whole, this is probably a good thing.

The voters just haven’t seen enough of the two Democrats arguing with each other over the War in Iraq (Case is for, Akaka’s agin); the environment (both are for it, though Akaka voted to drill for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge); and Hawaiian Sovereignty (both are for it, though Akaka’s been ripping Case’s sincerity, which Case denies). But mostly, we will all finally be able to put this ridiculous debate over whether to have a debate behind us.

“We are interested in participating in something that will be informative, even and dignified,” Akaka spokesperson Elisa Yadao says in today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin. Dignified? If Akaka wants to participate in something “dignified” then he better get out of the Senate. Hell, one of Akaka’s own colleagues, Senator George Allen (R, Virginia) just made an ass out of himself by publicly calling an IndianAmerican man a “Makaka,” which is either a monkey or a racial slur directed against African-Americans—take your pick as to which is more “dignified.”

THURSDAY, Aug. 17 Wearing a bright orange polo shirt, beige cargo shorts and a gray beard, lefty columnist, author and island timeshare owner Robert Scheer spoke for nearly two hours tonight at Maui Booksellers in Wailuku. Scheer is the guy who got Jimmy Carter to say in a 1976 Playboy Magazine interview that he had “lust in my heart”— those of you who didn’t live through this have no idea how big a deal it was at the time—and he was at the small bookstore reading from and signing his newest book Playing President, which is a collection of thoughts on every U.S. President going back to Richard Nixon. Before a crowd of nearly 50 people, Scheer said some interesting things which for space reasons I’ve chosen to radically condense into the following quote : “I think the [Bush Administration] is part of a process that destroys common sense, that destroys responsibility. Nixon went to great pains to say [to me] that [Ronald] Reagan was not a ‘right wing kook.’ Carter is the best ex-president we’ve ever had [but] he was a shitty president. I don’t want to go light on Reagan, but there’s no question there was a there, there. He had a sense of reality. Same thing for George Bush’s father—he actually

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Oh boy! I get to debate Akaka!

SUNDAY, Aug. 20 Yeah, I’m scared, too.

MONDAY, Aug. 21 played the game of baseball, rather than just cheerleading. I teach 600 students a year at USC. They’re great, but we’ve made them stupid with our testing process. My students [also] have absolutely no sense of history. The reason we have international terrorism is to have an enemy. What was Hitler’s pitch? What was Stalin’s pitch? We’re besieged by enemies! And they ended up getting their own people killed and their treasure wasted. Where is the patriotism in that? We learn about countries when we invade them and when we leave we don’t care.

We don’t even know how many poor people we have because they don’t even keep the stats anymore. Democrats should take a page out of the Republican playbook and support people of principle. In a parliamentary system, you don’t get a total doofus in power because you have to prove yourself to your peers. The parliament in Iraq has unanimously voted to support Hezbollah. The whole parliament—it’s the only thing they’ve agreed on. [Bill] O’Reilly said I’m the most irresponsible journalist in the whole world. I think I’m going to put that on the back of the book.”

FRIDAY, Aug. 18 Hehe… doofus.

SATURDAY, Aug. 19 Wait, he’s talking about George W. Bush, president and commander-in-chief of the most powerful nation in history.

So the Honolulu Advertiser has a big story today on campaign signs. “Hawai`i law prohibits the placement of political signs on any public property, including median strips, sidewalks, fences and rights of way,” said the story. Come on!

This is Hawai`i! We’ve got to have signs lining every street corner and chain-link fence in the state! Do you really think posting signs on privately owned walls, fences and yards will do the trick? If not for the signs, what kind of campaigns would he have? You want a bunch of candidates walking down your street and knocking on your door? I didn’t think so.

the people who shared their stories at a series of five sessions held around the island in June and July,” stated the report, which was mailed to County Council Housing and Human Concerns Committee Chairman Danny Mateo.

“What is affordable housing for you?” read one survey question given to all participants. “Ability to pay for housing without having to sacrifice food, gas and other necessities,” said one resident. A single mother told of moving her family 17 times in 20 years. Another participant from Kihei offered that “We would be very happy in a small two-bedroom plantation-style home that is under $250,000 [but] they don’t exist.” How many more elections do we have to suffer through before those who win finally start holding land developers accountable for this?

TUESDAY, Aug. 22 Just finished reading a report from the group Housing for the Local Person (HLP) on a series of talk story sessions on affordable housing. Hey, if you ever feel that life is just going wonderfully, read something like this. “Housing on Maui is priced far beyond the budgets of many of

Anthony Pignataro’s latest book, Archipelago of Doom: How Hilary Duff, That Guy Who Played Goober on The Andy Griffith Show and I spent our Summer Vacation, is not currently being optioned by Random House. MTW

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system, various discriminations against women and certain society-wide, no-shirt rules for men and women. U.S. currency is used for smaller transactions, but several thousand stationary coins (some worth thousands of dollars) are still in use.

Not only has professional fishing grown so spectacularly that last year’s leading money winner earned $547,000, but popular “fantasy fishing” leagues, resembling fantasy baseball and football, employ elaborate statistical breakdowns of fishing tournaments to help players pick winners, according to a July Wall Street Journal report. “Average weight per fish [caught] over careers,” “margin of victory [in pounds]” and other data points are plotted by players, along with weather reports, depth and temperature of tournament lakes, as well as intangibles like “home-lake curse.” The organization FLW Outdoors estimates there are 40,000 fantasy players, many of whom have never actually fished.

In June, after the roof of the just-built Cedar Grove Methodist Church near Thorsby, Ala., collapsed (with no one inside), church officials revealed that they had never sought building permits, based on Pastor Jeff Carroll’s assumption that “separation of church and state” meant that his church was none of the government’s business. Carroll, whose day job is as a homebuilder, said volunteers designed and then built the church, but agreed to get a permit for the re-building.

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The tattoo-removal business is booming, according to a May Fox News report that highlights dissatisfaction with formerly trendy Chinese-language tats that were often either mistranslated as nonsense (“blood and guts” translated as “blood and intestines”) or were actually jokes pulled on people too cool for their own good (such as Chinese words for “gullible white boy”).

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OBSESSIONS On July 18—five days after Israel began its retaliatory assault on Hezbollah—swimmer Hilary Bramwill, 30, was picked up by rescuers a mile off a New York beach, despite her insistence that she needed to get to Israel. And a veteran Scotland Yard anti-terror detective was arrested in Trafalgar Square in London in July, where he said he was videotaping al-Qaida suspects, but according to police, he was merely shooting “upskirt” video of women. MTW

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Until June 2005 the Maui Land & Pineapple Company owned a 40-acre triangular parcel of land in Pukalani near the Superette that exemplifies the imprecise, problematic way in which the County of Maui conducts property tax assessments. The land, popularly known as the “Pukalani Triangle,” is zoned for agriculture. Since the county considered it part of ML&P’s pineapple fields, it was willing to assess its value at just $2.3 million.

Yet the land hadn’t seen any pineapple production since at least the early 1990s, according to a company spokesperson. Because construction of the Pukalani Bypass separated the parcel from the rest of the company’s pineapple fields, making it difficult to move farm equipment over to it, Maui Land decided to stop farming it. Since then, a jungle of weeds and other plants took over the field, making it obvious to anyone driving by that the land wasn’t part of any pineapple production.

Despite that, the company—which made $14.6 million in profits last year on $186.7 million in sales—paid just $162 a year in property taxes on the parcel.

Assuming ML&P owned the parcel for at least a decade after it stopped farming pineapples there, the company’s property taxes on the parcel came to about $1,620 from the time it stopped pineapple farming to the date of sale.

That’s a substantial savings over what Maui Land would have paid had the county Department of Finance assessed the parcel at its “highest and best use,” which in this case would probably be something closer to commercial or residential development. Had the land been zoned that way, Maui Land would have had to pay $10,813 a year in property taxes on the parcel. Over a decade, that comes to more than $100,000—money that could have gone to

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county human services, the fire department or who knows what.

The reason Maui Land paid such a low tax rate is simple: county officials say they had no idea the company had stopped growing pineapples there. County property tax officials thought the land was still a big pineapple patch, so they didn’t inspect it.

“I’m always curious as to how there are slip-throughs,” County Director of Finance Kalbert Young told me. “It’s a prominent location. Our last records show it was in ag production. I spoke to our appraiser last week on this. We don’t see any active ag [there]. We don’t know how long it’s not been in ag.”

County law requires property owners to notify the Department of Finance if they stop doing agriculture on ag parcels, but Maui Land & Pine apparently never said anything to the county when it stopped growing pineapples on the parcel. In fact, the only reason we know about this parcel and its peculiar tax issue is because a private citizen researched the property and then wrote a letter to the county about it.

“They’re supposed to tell the county when they take property out of ag,” said Kuau resident Robert Karpovich, who wrote a letter to County Councilwoman Michele Anderson back on March 28, 2006 about the Pukalani Triangle and other problems he had with county tax policy. “I have a problem with the ag use system, but even with the system it should be administered properly.”

Nearly a month later, in an April 24, 2006 letter to the County Council Budget Committee, Finance Director Young tried to explain what had happened after he read Karpovich’s letter.

“Upon field check on April 21, 2006 by the appraisal supervisor, it was confirmed that

Mr. Karpovich’s claim of non-use for this parcel is totally correct,” Young wrote. “The RPTD [Real Property Tax Division] was not notified of any intent to discontinue the agriculture uses, and therefore was not able to reassess the parcel for highest and best use.

This situation underscores the potential for properties to circumvent requirements in the

“It really is a lottery as to what your tax assessment is going to be,” Karpovich told me. “They can’t just decide to tax some people and not others.”

Code (inadvertently or intentionally).”

For its part, Maui Land & Pineapple denies that it did anything wrong. In fact, it says it was proper for the company to pay the ag tax rate because they always used the Pukalani Triangle for agriculture. According to a Maui Land spokesperson, the company always considered the land part of its agricultural holdings and was just keeping the parcel “fallow.” In addition, the company also leased “a few acres” of the parcel to a private stable.

“We do allow our fields to go fallow for some time,” said Teri Freitas Gorman, Maui Land & Pineapple’s Director of Corporate Communications “It’s still being used for

ag purposes.”

Young said his office is currently reevaluating the property. But when I asked him why Maui Land & Pine never said they’d stopped growing pineapples on their Pukalani Triangle, Young said he didn’t know.

There’s no way to tell how many “Pukalani Triangles” exist elsewhere in Maui County.

And that’s a big problem because the County of Maui’s whole system of collecting taxes rests on proper property assessments.

Since the county taxes landowners on what they own, officials need to know what it is exactly that the owners own. Otherwise, the county can’t be sure it’s getting the right amount of tax revenue for a given piece of property—a rate too high is unfair, while a rate that’s too low risks starving the government of needed services. The whole system also needs to be equitable, or other nearby property owners will feel cheated.

“While no properties are exactly alike, tax assessment values of similar properties should be done on an equitable basis,” Young wrote to the County Council Budget Committee back on April 24. “The Maui County Code currently mandates appraisals through techniques that allow for mass appraisal, and this allows for efficient distribution of resources and operations within the RPTD.” Put simply, “mass appraisals” are a poor substitute for actual individual inspections and assessments. Young admitted as much, but added that it’s not realistic for any jurisdiction to physically visit every piece of property every year.

Nonetheless, county law is very clear on property tax assessments: the Department of Finance needs to do them every year on every parcel of land. On paper, this looks

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great. In practice, it’s a nightmare.

“We have nine appraisers and 66,000 parcels of land,” said Young. “As a result we’re only able to physically inspect property once every five or six years.” Young added that his office has wanted to hire another compliance officer, one whose job would be to inspect questionable property tax situations exactly like the Pukalani Triangle, but no recruiting has been done since the job itself is still being reviewed by the county Department of Personnel Services.

Karpovich, who says he’s watched his own property taxes climb while those of his neighbors—who live in identical houses—stays constant, finds these explanations unacceptable.

“The county needs to send guys out with computers and spreadsheets and do assessments,” said Karpovich. “They say they can’t do it here because there are too many properties. If the county wants to pay me a 10 percent commission, I could collect them millions of dollars.”

In fact, Maui Land & Pineapple’s Pukalani Triangle wasn’t the only example of questionable tax assessment that Karpovich included in his letter to Anderson. Most notably, Karpovich pointed to the popular Kuau restaurant Mama’s Fish House—with an apparent assessed value of just $133,500—as something the county might want to investigate.

“The assessors apparently do not care to look at this property in spite of its significant expansion and upgrading,” Karpovich wrote.

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“[E]ven though I have questioned them for several years on the fairness of this extremely low assessment, when comparing it to my house assessment.”

In response to Karpovich’s letter, Young sent an apppraisal supervisor to Mama’s Fish House on April 21—the same day he had the Pukalani Triangle checked out. “[I]t was confirmed that there have been changes made that are not reflected on the real property tax records,” Karpovich told the Council Budget Committee in his April 24 letter. “According to the [appraisal] supervisor, the Division has no records of building permits issued for any construction work done on this parcel that would have initiated a site inspection by an appraiser.”

Young told me that copies of all new building permits get sent to the Real Property Tax Division. At that point an assessor goes out and reappraises the property. In a case where the owner doesn’t file for a new building permit, there’s not much his office can do, though Young said he has asked for a new assessment of Mama’s based on Karpovich’s letter.

“As far as we know, we’ve filed permits for all our improvements,” said Karen Christenson Marshall, head of marketing for Mama’s Fish House. Marshall added that, to her knowledge, no one from the county had contacted them about their alleged failure to file permits for improvements or any new property appraisal.

“This is the first we’ve heard of this,” she

said, referring to my faxing copies of Karpovich’s and Young’s letters to her office on Aug. 17—four months after the letters were written. “None of us are aware of any investigation.”

Karpovich also included instances of adjoining lots that seemed to have wildly different land values. The first dealt with a lot in Kuau holding a $96 per square foot land value that’s next to a lot valued at $208 per square foot.

According to Young’s April 24 letter to the Budget Committee, the difference was due to shoreline erosion at the more expensive lot, which caused assessors to value it as “oceanfront” property. But Young said his office would carry out an additional review to see if further erosion has given it oceanfront status as well.

In Huelo, Karpovich wrote that he found six adjoining two-acre lots with land values ranging from $109,500 to $1 million. Young told the Budget Committee that since those parcels carried ag as well as conservation designations, “some parcels may have incorrect use rates applied to their parcels or may have an error in the application of the agricultural use rate, highest and best use rate, and conservation rate.” Once again, he told the committee that his office would conduct “a more detailed review.”

“It really is a lottery as to what your tax assessment is going to be,” Karpovich told me. “They can’t just decide to tax some people and not others.” MTW

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Sticky Ribs and Kung Pao Scallops ZuiHao brings fusion cuisine to Front Street There aren’t many restaurants crazy enough to enclose their kitchen in glass and then show it off to virtually every customer in the house. Do patrons really want to see their chefs and cooks—regular-type people like you and me—chopping, dicing, frying and otherwise touching their food?

Most establishments look on their kitchen as the hospital handles its ER: staff it with the best, but don’t let family members anywhere near it.

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Open Sun.-Thurs., 5 p.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat., 5 p.m.-1 a.m. $$ There seems no such worry at ZuiHao, the new stylish Chinese restaurant at the north end of Lahaina Town. Indeed, the whole place seems to be on display, from the front and back patios to the open kitchen to the amber-lit bar where everyone it seems is in love with the lychee martinis.

The bill of fare is titled “The Best Chinese Cuisine on Maui,” and there’s certainly plenty of it on the menu: Mu Shu Pork, Hunan Beef, Moo Goo Gai Pan, General Chu’s Chicken. Their Wonton Soup is some of the best and heartiest I’ve had. Indeed, I’m hard pressed to think of a place on the island besides ZuiHao that serves Egg Foo Young—that classic Chinese omelet containing pork, sprouts, onions and mushrooms—this good.

But don’t think this is the place to go for those little cardboard containers full of egg rolls and cashew chicken.

Look for potstickers and wontons here.

The chicken spring rolls are fine—a bit thin, but tasty.

Far more interesting than all of that

Hot and Sour Salmon are the “fusion” items. Like P.F. Chang’s or Thaifoon on the mainland, ZuiHao offers Chinese dishes touched by Pacific influences. Hence the delicious Coconut Curry Chicken, Hot and Sour Salmon, Seared Ahi Salad and Crab Rangoon— deep fried Wonton-like pastries stuffed with crab, folded up like a flower and served with a spicy mustard plum sauce.

That’s nothing. Like Kung Pao Chicken? They’ve got it, but spend three bucks more and get Kung Pao Scallops.

Your reward will be a plate of sizzling, delicate scallops stir-fried with scallions,

peanuts and those little red demon chili pods that add delicious zest when cooked in a meal but scorch your tongue like molten steel when bitten.

Want something really different? Go for the Sticky Ribs—a small plate of meaty but surprisingly tender ribs slathered in a Mango Hoisin sauce. Or the Dan Dan noodles: think Chinese spaghetti, but topped with chopped chicken.

Every table gets a chemistry set of shoyu, spicy oils and pastes for dipping, but those sitting at the bar get an added bonus—access to the special house chili

sauce. This simple but divine flavoring goes best on the lettuce wraps—a plate of delicious chopped garlic chicken much like your old Sloppy Joe mix and served with five lettuce “cups” for wrapping—but works wonders for just about every other entrée or appetizer on the menu.

There are desserts, too: macadamia torte, cheesecake and lychee crème brulee, but those kinds of sweets you can get pretty much anywhere. It’s the moderately priced, dependably delicious Chinese/fusion food that sets this place apart. MTW

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Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana

Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului,

893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului,

877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street,

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

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Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. MF, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m.

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Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. ç.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastryesque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

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Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

2 FOR 1 EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 5:00 TO 6:30pm

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Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

861-8688

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Home to award winning Chef Raul Bermudez

LOCATED IN THE LONGS SHOPPING CENTER KIHEI

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

DAILY BREAKFAST SPECIALS 5.95

K→Kama’aina Discount

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 8778744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m.

395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food.

Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere.

5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

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Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m.

1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps,

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more.

11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m.

5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 59 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads.

M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S.

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four

Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials.5-10 p.m. 2511 S.

Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd,

Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei

Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa

St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand

Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m.

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine.

Breakfast always available. Daily 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., Su 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30-

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies.9am10pm 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

bar and late night menu. Su-M 5-10 p.m. Tu-W

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi 5:30-10p.m. Th-Sa 5:30-1:30a.m.-1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

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RLD PARTY

salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating,

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials.

Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin.

Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m.

“SURF THE STELLA WAVE” FRIDAY NIGHTS

$

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Stella Artois Beer

1/2 price Pupus

1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

“HOT JAMAICAN NIGHTS” FRIDAYS $ Red Stripe Beer 3-6 pm Live Jawaiian music 8:30-midnight

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Drink Special s- 6pm-midnight • Jamaican food

“MEXICAN FIESTA MONDAYS” Corona, Tecate MONDAY $ & Margaritas NIGHTS Food Specials starting @ 5pm

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Live Music 8:30 - midnight

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Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage

dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine,

sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m.,

very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei

serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-

Rd., 875-7555. $$$

6444. $

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads,

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-

subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. 7a.m.-2p.m.;5-10

4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea,

875-8080. $$

p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-

8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwich-

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious

es. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F

0602. $

5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd.,

Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a

875-8366. $

casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to

1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and

1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8791385. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet fes-

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8750839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more...11a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

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Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8748385. $$ K

Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku

Cannery. $ tive atmosphere with a sushi bar.Daily 7-2 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu.6:30-11 am 11:30-4 p.m 5:30-8:30 p.m. 3617

Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island.W-Su 7-3 Su 7-2 Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower

Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-

6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily 11 a.m.4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 5739065. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $

8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.”11a.m.-2p.m.;4:30-9:30p.m.

799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 8 a.m.-5 p.m, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

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Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Mexican cuisine. 9 a.m.- 2 p.m.81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $

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Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.7 a.m.10p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere.M-F 11:30-2p.m. Sa-Su 5:30-9:30 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

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Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood takeout or sit down. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A

Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly.

Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 6677572. $

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods.

Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd.,

Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Haiku, 575-9242. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao

Ave., 572-7808. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku

Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. MF 10:30-7:30 p.m. Sa-Su 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. Daily 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available.

M-F 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl.,

Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-

5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St.,

Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz

Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Castaway Cafe - Beachside America. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Happy Hour Menu

Homestyle New American Comfort Food Air Conditioned Smoke Free Bar TV’s • Pool Tables • $2 Beer • $4 Glass of Wine

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

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Blue Hawaii Island Blue Lemonade Stella Blue Martini

Quesadilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5.00 Add Chicken . . . . . . . . . . . .6.50 Chicken Fingers . . . . . . . . . . . .4.50

Wednesday Captain Morgan & Malibu Rum Mixed with soda or juices

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Chips & Salsa . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.50

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Onion Rings Cup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2.95 Bowl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3.95

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Saturday Bloody Marys

Sunday Rock Star & Smirnoff or Jager

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

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$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.

51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Mango Cafe - American and local cusine.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Dailym 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$

West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30. Sa-Su, 59:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 6616628. $

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads and soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F 5-11 p.m., Sa-Su 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

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Genetically Modified Movies Friday, Aug. 25, 7 p.m. at the Pukalani Community Center [GMO FILMS] For those who can’t get enough of the potential dangers of genetically modifying the foods we eat, here’s a summer film series for you. First off there’s Hidden Dangers in Kids’ Meals, which at first I thought was a strange title for a comedy, but then when I read about the movie I realized it’s actually a bit more dramatic. Produced by anti-GMO researcher Jeffrey Smith, who wrote Seeds of Deception, the film explores how one Wisconsin school started serving healthy lunches to their students, only to find that student behavior started changing for the better. After that is Manoomin: Saving Wild Rice, a look at the importance of wild rice in Minnesota and how genetic manipulation could upset the whole state’s ecosystem. After the films, which clock in at less than 30 minutes, Dr. Lorrin Pang—though a Maui District Health Officer, he’s appearing as a private citizen—will talk about his concerns about GMOs and take questions. For more information call 572-1865. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Five for Five Thursday, Aug. 24, 10 p.m. at Paradice Bluz, Lahaina [PUNK ROCK] I researched the “Five Bands for Five Bucks” show at Paradise Bluz the way any selfrespecting journalist investigates bands these days—I went to MySpace.com. There, I learned that Highly Unlikely is an upcountry punk band that counts amongst their “friends” Metallica, Bad Brains (impressive!) and Jim Morrison (apparently lurking MySpace from the great beyond). I couldn’t find information on the other bands—event-flyer coverboys Never Say Die share a name with at least 29 other bands—but that’s probably due to punk’s honorable tradition of spiting anything mainstream.

No matter. It’s not every Thursday that we get to see five punk bands in Lahaina. For five bucks.

Count me in, I’ll see you there! I’ll be the one who looks exactly like my MySpace profile photo.

Except I’ll be wearing clothes and not holding that rented python. Admission: $5. [COREY NIELSEN]

No Shame Hula Saturday, Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [CULTURAL/DANCE] Kumu Hula Hokulani Holt-Padilla will showcase the beauty and spirit of the Hawaiian culture in a concert called “ `A`a I Ka Hula: Dare to Dance.” Several local halau—including the Tau Dance Theater troupe, known for their modern interpretations of the hula—will perform along with four Miss Aloha Hula and musical guests Holunape and Waiehu Sons. This should be a lot different from the last “shameless dancing”-themed event I attended. Tickets: $10, $28, $30; half-price for children 12 and under. Call 2427469. [GENA GAMMIE]

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W/FLAVAZONE SUNDAY 8/27

SOPRANO SUNDAY INDUSTRY NIGHT MONDAY 8/28

SHAKE YOUR HEINI MONDAY

MAUI’S TRUE LIVE MUSIC VENUE

ROCK SHOW

SUNDAY, AUGUST 27TH

LIVE MUSIC TUESDAY 8/29

SESSIONS WITH KARAOKE NO COVER CHARGE WEDNESDAY 8/30

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[POP MUSIC] At 14 years old, the Phillipines’ Sarah Geronimo released her debut album Popstar: A Dream Come True. It sold over 180,000 copies. At 14!! Her sophomore album, Sweet Sixteen, was released in 2004 and soon made platinum status as well. Now, at 18, she’s been in movies, on T.V. and done live performances. She’s a seasoned professional just in time to become a legal adult. She’s also cute as a button and has a beautiful voice with a lot of range.

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[FILM] According to the Maui Film Festival’s newsletter, the musical comedy A Prairie Home Companion is “a virtual laundry list of A-List talent,” which includes Woody Harrelson, Tommy Lee Jones, Garrison Keillor, Kevin Kline, Lindsay Lohan, Virginia Madsen, John C. Reilly, Maya Rudolph, Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin. And it’s directed by Lifetime Academy Award winning director Robert Altman. Hollywood Reporter also calls it “A cinematic Valentine to the wonderfully imaginative medium of radio.” Roger Ebert says, “What a lovely film this is, so gentle and whimsical, so simple and profound” and Wall Street Journal praises the film as “Both magical and consistently joyous... a lovely fable about mortality, fleeting fame, fondness for the past and the ineffable beauty of life in the present.”

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Smoke and Mirrors Ed Norton and Jessica Biel love mysteriously Filmmaker-to-watch Neil Burger (his first film Interview With The Assassin is a gem of independent cinema) tells an enchanting story about Eisenheim, a turn of the century magician (immaculately played by Ed Norton) who reconnects with his childhood sweetheart the Duchess Sophie von Teschen (Jessica Biel).

Sophie responds to Eisenheim’s romantic plan to escape together from the razor clutches of Vienna’s corrupt Crown Prince Leopold (Rufus Sewell) to whom Sophie is nearly engaged. A tragedy incites Eisenheim to abandon his signature illusions toward conjuring “ghosts” of real people in order to publicly trap Prince Leopold. Melodramatic passion and a snappy mystery complement this well-written movie based on a short story by Pulitzer Prize winning writer Steven Millhauser.

The Illusionist

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/109 mins.

Eisenheim sits in a café chair on an empty stage in a packed Eastern European theater (although set in Vienna, the film was shot in Prague).

His patient demeanor and carefully trimmed goatee belie Eisenheim’s youthful physicality. This is not merely a skilled sleight-of-hand magician but rather a socially aware illusionist

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effortlessly manipulating the laws of power to bestow on his audience revelations of physical and metaphoric significance. The conjurer plants a seed into a flowerpot, and an orange plant full of fresh fruit abruptly blossoms; he tosses one of the ripe oranges out to an excited patron in the astonished crowd.

Magic historian and performer Ricky Jay served as technical consultant to the production, making sure that all of the illusions pertain directly to the story’s turn of the century timeframe. The effect is beguiling as Eisenheim sets free two butterflies carrying a borrowed hand-

kerchief to its proper owner in the crowd of spectators.

There are no gratuitous sequences of computer generated imagery to distract from the story. The point of each illusion is to reflect an aspect of the story’s progression. In this way Neil Burger enables the audience to discern and examine hidden qualities of Eisenheim’s intelligence and sense of desire.

Flashbacks reveal Eisenheim as a teenage prestidigitator and cabinetmaker’s son when his juvenile relationship with the equally adolescent Sophie von Teschen was halted by her bigoted and

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wealthy parents. Now 15 years later Eisenheim catches Sophie, still wearing the locket that he handmade for her in childhood, when he randomly calls her up onstage from an audience to participate in one of his tricks. The lovers meet in the afternoons of the following days in clandestine carriage rides that coincide with the geeky-but-effective Inspector Uhl’s surveillance of Eisenheim at the Prince Leopold’s bequest.

The dramatic elements of the romantic story coalesce when Prince Leopold commands Eisenheim to perform in the royal palace. Undaunted by the parlor room constraints imposed on him, Eisenheim takes the bait of the prince’s gambit to use an object found in the room to entertain the elite assemblage. Eisenheim requests the prince’s sword and balances it on the floor from where it can only be removed— like Excalibur—by someone pure at heart.

Paul Giamatti does a deft supporting turn as Chief Inspector Uhl a local detective with an amateur’s passion for magic tricks. The pristine scenes that Giamatti and Norton share are layered with entertaining levels of dramatic and almost comic inflection. These guys are having fun.

The Illusionist is first and foremost a love story. There is a formal reverence for the unspoken loyalty between Eisenheim and Sophie that elegantly expounds on the period aspects of the story to create an atmosphere of timeless devotion and uncommon humility. It supports the old adage that says, “Love will find a way.”

The mystery lies in how. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Aug. 30 A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION - (PG13) Comedy - After 32 years, Garrison Keillor's radio variety show is coming to an end. You know how it works, when an era ends all the secrets come out and there’s tons of drama!

105 min. (Heidi King) [See p. 25]

New This Week BEERFEST - (R) - Comedy - It’s the dudes from Super Troopers! The group of friends go to Oktoberfest and stumble upon the super secret Olympic games of all that is beer, proving that your real friends will drink themselves into a coma for you. 120 min. (HK) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy, which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self-actualization is? Peru? Hmm... How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS - (PG) Comedy, Family - In this adaptation of the Thomas Rockwell book, young Billy must earn the respect of his new school classmates by eating 10 worms in a single day. If he doesn’t, the class bully will kick his ass.

98 min. (Anthony Pignataro) IDLEWILD - (R) - Drama, Musical - The gents from Outkast star as rising stars in the 1930’s speakeasy scene. A sing-song, toetappin’ shindig! 120 min. (HK) INVINCIBLE - (PG) - Drama, Sports - Mark Wahlberg plays Vince Papale, a 30-year-old substitute teacher/part-time bartender/loser who never played college football but ended

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Amazingly enough, this actually happened. 104 min. (AP) LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE - (R) - Comedy - Road picture in which Steve Carrell and his family take a beater VW bus from Albuquerque to the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant in Redondo Beach, California. Should be at least as funny as Snakes on a Plane. 101 min. (AP)

Now Showing ACCEPTED - (PG-13) - Comedy - A high school senior decides to open his own college when every school application he sent out gets rejected.

I think this is how we got Yale. 92 min. (AP) BARNYARD: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMALS (PG) - Animation, Family - Nickelodeon brings us this adventure about how the cows and sheep get down when we aren’t looking. It’s a mixture of Toy Story and The Lion King with a little bit of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off thrown in for good measure. 90 min. (Gena Gammie) THE DESCENT - (R) - Horror - Six chicks go on vacation by climbing down into a deep, dark cave only to find mutant albino monsters that start eating them. Probably should have just gone to Vegas like the rest of us. 99 min. (AP) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - A young academic (Anne Hathaway) moves to New York to become a journalist and winds up working as an assistant to a super bitch, editor in chief (Meryl Streep) for a fashion magazine. 109 min. (HK) JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE - (PG-13) - When three of the most popular girls in school find out they’ve all been played by the same hot jock (Jesse Metcalfe), they decide to team up and give him a bitchy taste of his own heart-breaking medicine. It’s the Bring It On version of Desperate Housewives. Awesome! 100 min. (GG) LITTLE MAN - (PG-13) - “Comedy� - There is no way this movie, starring Marlon Wayans as a midget criminal on the run, will be funny. Have you seen the trailer, people? I rest my case. 90 min. (AP) MATERIAL GIRLS - (PG) - Comedy, Drama - Two sisters, heiresses to a huge cosmetic company, find that they may be out of their fortune (even homeless!) when a scandal is revealed. Yeah right, they’re going to solve the problem and become better people. I’m already writing a screenplay about what would really happen. 100 min. (HK) MIAMI VICE - (R) - Action, Crime, Drama - The only thing this Michael Mann-directed flick shares with the kitschy 1980’s TV show of the same name is, well, the name. Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx play undercover vice cops who begin to tip

SHOWTIMES over the edge while infiltrating a ruthless drug lord’s world. 135 min. (AP) THE NIGHT LISTENER - (R) - Drama, Mystery, Thriller - Robin Williams is a popular radio host who, on the air, befriends a young boy with a disturbing past, mysterious relations with his mother and, naturally, a book to publish. 82 min.

(Samantha Campos) PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The all-star cast of the original Pirates (Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly) are on a new adventure where the legendary Davey Jones has it in for Captain Jack Sparrow. *Sigh* I love Johnny Depp.

150 min. (HK) PULSE - (PG13) - Horror, Mystery, Thriller - A white-washed version of the Japanese film (Kairo) that came out less than one year ago. A high school student stumbles upon a website that seems like a creepy joke, but turns out to be a porthole for evil. 87 min. (HK) SNAKES ON A PLANE - (R) - Action, Thriller Samuel L. Jackson plays an FBI agent who takes it upon himself to kill a lot of poisonous snakes that get unleashed upon the unsuspecting passengers and crew of an airliner. An as-yet unconfirmed rumor hints that New Line is already working on a sequel, Cows on a Bus. 106 min. (AP) STEP UP - (PG13) - Drama - Two very different teens struggling with their individual problems happen to be thrown together. Sparks fly as they bond together to become successful dancers, successful in life, and possibly love, as well. 98 min. (HK) MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND - (PG-13) - Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Sci-fi, Fantasy Some New Yorker played by Luke Wilson decides to break up with his chick, who also happens to be the superhero G-Girl, portrayed by Uma Thurman. It’s not a wise move. Also stars Wanda Sykes. 95 min. (AP) TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY - (PG13) - Action, Comedy - Will Ferrell plays an in-it-to-win-it racecar driver. If that isn’t enough reason to see it, you shouldn’t be watching. 110 min. (HK) THANK YOU FOR SMOKING - (R) - Comedy, Drama - A darkly comedic portrayal of the depths the tobacco industry will go to keep the hope of cigarette consumption alive. Aaron Eckhart, Katie Holmes and a superb cast bring to life through unscrupulous characters and intelligently satirical dialogue, both sides of the idea of commerce, freedom of choice, and corporate morality in a tight, cylindrical package of hilarity and insight. 92 min. (SC) WORLD TRADE CENTER - (PG13) - Drama Nicholas Cage and Michael Pena star in this Oliver Stone picture about two real life Port Authority cops who get trapped in the World Trade Center wreckage. Should be subtle. 125 min. (AP) ZOOM - (PG) - Adventure, Fantasy - Tim Allen plays a washed up superhero named Captain Zoom who reluctantly comes out of retirement to help a bunch of kids become superheroes so they can save the world for some reason. 83 min. (AP)

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Barnyard - PG - Th (2:45, 5:10), 7:30, 9:35, F (12:40, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:35, Sa-Su (12:40, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:35, M-W (2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:35 Celestine Prophecy - PG - F (12:10, 2:30, 5), 7:35, 10, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:30), 5, 7:35, 10, M-W (2:30, 5), 7:35, 10 Descent - R - Th (2:30, 4:45), 7:10, 9:30, F (12:05, 4:40), 9:20, Sa-Su (12:05), 4:40, 9:20, M-W (4:40), 9:20 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:20), 6:50, 9:20, F, M-W (4:25), 9:45, Sa-Su 4:25, 9:45 How to Eat Fried Worms - PG - F (12:50, 3, 5:15), 7:45, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:50, 3), 5:15, 7:45, 9:55, M-W (3, 5:15), 7:45, 9:55 Idlewild - R - F, M-W (1:40, 4:20), 7:10, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:40), 4:20, 7:10, 9:50 Invincible - PG - F (12, 2:20, 4:45), 7:20, 9:40, Sa-Su (12, 2:20), 4:45, 7:20, 9:40, M-W (2:20, 4:45), 7:20, 9:40 John Tucker - PG13 - Th (3:10, 5:30), 7:45, 10, F-W (2:25), 7:05 Little Man - PG13 - Th only (2:35), 7:15 Material Girls - PG - Th (3:05, 5:25), 7:40, 9:55, F (12, 2:15, 4:30), 6:50, 9:15, Sa-Su (12, 2:15), 4:30, 6:50, 9:15, M-W (2:15, 4:30), 6:50, 9:15 Miami Vice - R - Th (3:50), 6:45, 9:40, F-W (1:35), 6:55 Night Listener - R - Th only (5), 9:45 Pulse - PG13 - Th (2:20, 4:30), 7:35, 9:50, F (12:20, 2:45, 5:05), 7:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:20, 2:45), 5:05, 7:40, 10, M-W (2:45, 5:05), 7:40, 10 Thank You for Smoking - R - Th (2:50, 5:05), 7:25, 10, F (12:15, 2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:25, SaSu (12:15, 2:35), 4:55, 7:15, 9:25, M-W (2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:25 World Trade Center - PG13 - Th (1:30, 3:30, 4:15), 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45, F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:45 Zoom - PG - Th, M-W (2:40, 4:50), 7:20, 9:25, F (12:30, 2:40, 4:50), 7:25, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:40), 4:50, 7:25, 9:30

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Class Project The music of Halau Ku Mana and Native Sound Underground There is a lot at stake. You can hear it in the lyrics of songs they sing and see it by the way over 200 students and professional musicians join together to raise funds for it, in producing a double-disc compilation of diverse Hawaiian offerings.

Halau Ku Mana (HKM) is a public charter school— one of 12 schools in Hawai`i’s Na Lei Na`auao Charter School Alliance—dedicated to providing a culture-based, hands-on education for disadvantaged students ages 11 through 17.

Now five years running, the biggest obstacle the school currently faces is financing. Receiving approximately half the funds from the state as other public schools, with no money allocated for a permanent residence, Halau Ku Mana must get creative with resources. And they’ve accomplished this mainly by holding benefits and producing music.

Mana Maoli, Vol. II & III is HKM’s second release, which features previously unreleased originals and freestyle recordings from students, teachers and family, as well as the likes of Jack Johnson, Oshen, Paula Fuga, John Cruz and others—a loose, informal collective known as the Native Sound Underground.

Many students have contributed to the project, but this is no amateur operation. Slick production, natural talent and what appears to be the heart and soul of everyone involved makes for a double-CD—that’s 89 songs, clips, chants and riffs—filled with some surprising gems.

In “Life’s Butterfly” on Vol. II (InnoNative), HKM senior Kapua Chock sings of inner strength and letting go of pain and suffering. It’s a haunting melody that Chock composed and her voice is magnetic—at once vulnerable and proud, passionate and insightful—as she is backed by musicians from The Girlas, Inner Session and the Opihi Pickers.

The rich, distinctive voice of Kawai Hoe shines on the acoustic reggae ballad “Who’s To Say,” when he liltingly instructs that, “The truth stands more complicated than what lies in your head/Some questions have no answers, some answers them tell lies.”

John Cruz supplies his infectiously melodious and positive spin on “The Song Remains,” as he croons, “You came to me, honest, open and strong/I came to you, ‘cause I knew you believed in my song.”

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reality We could make sense, not dollars, of what our lies really mean And from those visions, make decisions That would rewrite the text of the amerikan dream.

Keao Cockett provides a catchy, Jack Johnson-ish tune with “Chasing Dreams,” singing, “Because we always seem to look to the stars to guide us through/Could it be that we are destined to make our dreams come true.”

Speaking of Jack Johnson, he joins Paula Fuga on the lovely duet, “Country Road,” with his requisite acoustic guitar, vocals, whistles and all:

Darkness We Shine,” Maria Remos of Microscopic Syllables soulfully harmonizes with HKM’s Kawika Mersberg, Paula Fuga and FunkyDeliah, who are joined by Kevin Chang, Noe Goodyear-Ka`opua and Koalani Lagareta for a group poetry slam, called “Eia Hawai`i.”

On Vol. III (Change is Coming), “Longshot on the Rise” features Bison, of Oahu ska kings Go Jimmy Go, along with guest vocals provided by his four-year-old son, Casius, which somehow smoothly segues into Travis T’s powerful rap “Can It Be?”: If we’d just awake from our sleep, and challenge this

What’s meant to be will always be, though I control my destiny Be careful of the things you do, it eventually comes back to you Universal law, Babylon shall fall I pray for peace in time of war I pray for light in times of darkness.

And that’s pretty much the message of Halau Ku Mana and Native Sound Underground.

All proceeds from Mana Maoli, Vol. II & III go to Na Lei Na`auao. Purchase at any school or online at www.halekumana.org or call 808-988-8995. Cover art by Solomon Enos. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Miss Coco Peru - Thursday, Aug. 24.

Storyteller/monologist Miss Coco Peru a.k.a.

Clinton Leupp creates a brilliant one man/woman extravaganza as he tears up stages from NY to LA and beyond. In addition to being a cult hero on the downtown circuit, he has appeared in countless films and TV shows. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469, www.NeoComedy.com.

Mana Maoli Benefit - Saturday, Aug 26. An all-star line-up including Henry Kapono, Robi Kahakalau, Willie K and the Barefoot Natives, Fiji, John Cruz, Guy Cruz, Oshen, Ooklah the Moc, Jeff Ramussen, Natural Vibrations, BET, Nakama, Paula Fuga and the Mana Maoli all-star band in an effort to raise money for 12 Hawaiian Charter Schools.

Tickets: $20 at the door. 1-10 p.m., Andrews Amphitheater, UH Manoa, Oahu. [See p. 28] ‘A‘a I Ka Hula - Saturday, Aug. 26. Dare to Dance, a celebration of 30 years of hula halau with Hokulani Holt-Padilla and Pa’u O Hi’iaka. The concert will feature performances from Pa’u O Hi’iaka, Ke’alaokamaile, Kano’eau Dance Academy, Waiehu Sons, Holunape, five Miss Aloha Hula (Malia Petersen, Pi'ilani Smith, Natasha Akau, Jennifer Oyama, Maile Francisco) and other special guests. Tickets $30, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. [See p. 24] Sarah Geronimo - Sunday, Aug. 27. The Other Side with special guests Mark Bautista, Jimmy Marquez, Kris Lawrence. A special concert for all ages featuring Sarah Geronimo, the Philippines’ most popular teen pop princess and Star for a Night Grand Champion. Tickets: $100, $75, $55, and $35. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469. [See p. 25]

TICKETS ON SALE The Heart of Hula - Sep. 9. Uluwehi Guerrero's concert marking 25 years of teaching hula. An internationally acclaimed Kumu Hula and Na Hoku Hanohano award winning recording artist, Uluwehi will be joined with over 100 students from his Halau Hula Kauluokala. Tickets: $30, $23, $10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Charles Phoenix - Sep. 14. A live comedy performance by “histo-tainer” Charles Phoenix celebrating the sights, scenes and situations that inspired a generation of camera totin’ tourists to “say cheese” while traveling across the U.S. of A, with a special added section on Hawaiiana.

Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Duets - Sep. 15. Twelve-time Grammy winner Chick Corea is one of the most prolific composers of our time. Corea has proven himself to be a restlessly creative spirit while still maintaining a standard of excellence in his illustrious career. This program is a celebration of the 35th anniversary of Crystal Silence, the landmark duet album recorded by Chick and Gary Burton.

Tickets: $50, $35, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Cashore Marionettes - Sep. 17. The internationally-acclaimed Cashore Marionettes redefine the art of puppetry and astound audiences with characters so extraordinary and movements so convincing they’ll take your breath away. Tickets: $28. 5 and 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Queen’s Story - Sep. 29, 30, and Oct. 1. The men and women incarcerated at Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC) have

recently completed reading Hawai`i’s Story by Hawai`i’s Queen. Writing and acting workshops conducted by Nishikawa, and inspired by the Queen’s experiences and thoughts have birthed this stage production called, The Queen’s Story.

Tickets: $45, $20. 6 p.m., Iao Theater, meoinc.charityfinders.org or 249-2990.

Pat Benatar and Neil Geraldo - Oct. 3.

Acknowledged as one of the leading female rock vocalists in the industry, Pat Benatar is a fourtime Grammy winner with six platinum and four gold albums. She made her mark in music history as one of the leading stars of the emerging music video scene, at the very birth of MTV! Long-time band member (and husband) guitarist Neil Geraldo accompanies her on this tour, along with a full band. Hey, every time I karaoke, it’s to “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” so... Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shout Sister Shout - Oct. 8. A special tribute concert to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, a charismatic performer and one of the greatest sanctified gospel singers of the 20th century. Legendary singer Odetta joins the Holmes Brothers and Marie Knight for an all-star evening of gospel at its authentic best. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Momix: Lunar Sea - Oct. 12. Momix sets itself apart with flawlessly executing daredevil tricks that highlight the individual talents of each performer, and with its use of props as inanimate members of the company. The stage explodes with a sense of the magic, danger, sensuality, quirkiness, humor and beauty. Tickets: $40, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Aloha Las Vegas - Oct. 12-14. Wally Fukuda, a recently retired Honolulu baker, gets a visit from his high-rolling Las Vegas friend Harry who tries to persuade him to sell his house, make the move to LV, and enjoy a new life. It sounds like a good idea... until he tells his family about it. The dynamics of a contemporary local family, played out in some very real, thought-provoking situations are spiced with a good dose of comedy.

Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Manilal & Mita Nag - Oct. 17. Recognized in music circles as one of the world’s most talented and serious exponents of the classical sitar and one of India’s most popular concert sitarists.

Manilal Nag comes from a family of musicians who have evolved the Vishnupur Gharana, a style of music that originated 300 years ago. Daughter Mita, of the sixth generation of Nag musicians, is equally noted for her “poise, power and artistry.”

(The Telegraph, Calcutta) With Ananda Gopal on tabla. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Joey Arias - Oct. 19. The phenomenal Joey Arias, currently performing with Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas, will grace the stage with his amazing presence, channeling the voice of Billie Holliday and a personality all his own. Also featuring Elliot Douglass on piano. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Chris Isaak - Oct. 20. He has been nominated for two Grammy awards, starred in his own critically acclaimed TV series, acted in several major motion pictures, released nine extraordinary albums and 12 singles. Stellar songwriting matched with a smooth, dusky baritone make him a must-see. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Tau Dance Theater: Naupaka - Oct. 21. Peter-

DA KINECALENDAR Rockford Espiritu, director and choreographer for this stellar contemporary dance company from O‘ahu, aims to bring Hawai‘i's oral-history tradition into the new millennium with this ambitious new presentation. Naupaka is an Hawaiian crosscultural experience: an operatic telling of a tragic Hawaiian love story through modern dance, ballet, hula, chant and slack-key guitar with orchestra accompaniment. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Prophet - Oct. 26-27. A new play, third in a trilogy, from an internationally acclaimed Maori playwright. A young boy takes his own life, and five of his cousins return to their “home” on the east coast of New Zealand to grieve; over the course of three days, they cope with the loss of one of their own, and grow into adulthood. The Prophet is chill, funny and unforgettable. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Laurie Anderson - Oct. 28. Laurie’s latest performance piece, “The End of the Moon,” is the second in a trilogy of solo performance works that combines stories with music for violin and electronics, creating a duet between the spoken word and Laurie’s signature sound. Based on her experiences as artist-in-residence with NASA (the first and only) she transforms her insights into sound and space in her own eclectic, multimedia style: smart and thought-provoking, sometimes humorous, sometimes poetic. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Olomana - Nov. 4. Taking the name of a beautiful windward O‘ahu mountain, Olomana (Jerry Santos, Wally Suenaga, Willy Paikuli, Haunani Apoliona) blends contemporary and traditional musical styles to create a unique sound deeply rooted in the land, people and culture of Hawai`i.

Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Masters of Rhythym - Nov. 5. Experience a landmark cultural event in Hawaii dance history when the highest global levels of a true American art form converge in an explosion of rhythm and style with live music and drumming. Lead by Emmy Award winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and directed by Chloe Arnold (Los Angeles Tap Festival), outstanding professional tap dancers from North America, Australia and Japan. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, www.MauiTapExperience.org or 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian Dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free.

Dog Training - The Humane Society is now accepting enrollment for dog training classes that start Sep. 5. Fee: $110, $60. Call 877-3680.

VOTE! - Thu, Aug 24. Last day to register to vote in the primary, so if you haven't yet, get to the County Clerk’s office.

Maui Ocean Center - Sat-Sun, Aug. 26-27.

Celebrate the opening of Marine Mammal Discovery Center! Entertainment includes live music by Ron Kuala’au and Kahaiali’i Trio.

Children’s activities include crafts, clowns and face painting. Booths by Alii Kula Lavender Farm, Pacific Whale Foundation, Maui Dive Shop, Blue Hawaiian Helicopters, Ulalena, and more. 10

a.m., Maui Ocean Center, Ma’alaea, 270-7075.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 25 “Footloose” Screening - Everybody cut!

Everybody cut! Everybody cut Footloose! 6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091.

“Loose Change” - Screening and discussion on Loose Change: Second Edition, the follow-up to the most provocative documentary on 9-11 to be produced. 7 p.m., Maui Booksellers, 244-9091.

“Manoomin” and “Hidden Dangers” - Two informative films to get your gears turning.

Manoomin: Wild Rice & the Ojibwe People and Hidden Dangers in Kids' Meals: Genetically Engineered Foods. Free. 7 p.m., Mayor Hanibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani (downstairs), 572-1865.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 26 Liah Howard - Join Liah Howard as she channels messages from her council of guides. Liah has been channeling since 1988. $15. 2-4 p.m., Maui Booksellers, Wailuku, 244-9091.

Book Circle - The Economic Models, Visions, Solutions and Dialogue Reading Circle. 4-6 p.m.

Maui Booksellers, 244-9091.

Economic Meeting - Economic Models, visions, solutions and dialogue reading circle. Free. 4-6 p.m., Maui Booksellers, 573-3250.

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

Whale Dreamers - The last special screening of The Gathering: Return of the Whale Dreamers scheduled for Maui. 7 p.m., Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 27 Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.,

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music.

All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-9513.

MONDAY, AUGUST 28 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 29 Maui Video Festival - The first Maui Video Festival will present Airlab, Uncle Sol, Palawan: The Last Frontier, Sustainability through Action, plus additional submissions from Artifact studios and Ocean Realm Digital and Pre-show slides will include illustrations from James Silvani. Donations welcome. 6:30 p.m., Iao Theater, 244-8680.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30 WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: South Seas Island Magic with Henry Allen. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 8916770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Keiki Summer Camp - Every Wed-Fri. through Sep 1. Maui Ocean Center will be offering a day camp this summer for children age 7-12. Children will spend the day with trained ocean naturalists, learning about Hawaii’s unique marine life. $55. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075 or 2707085.

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Thursday 08/24 BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

Kilohana $5, 10pm

Friday 08/25

Saturday 08/26

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Coconut Cabaret Afterparty

Sunday 08/27 DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Monday 08/28 – Wednesday 08/30 MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm, WED - DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm

Shimmy Night 7 & 8pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

CASANOVA

Moments $5, 9:45pm

Irie Souls & The Ionz $10, 9:45pm

Nuffsedd $12, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

John Moore 9:30pm

Mana`o Radio Road Show 9:30pm

Irie Souls & The Ionz 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge w/DJ Durty, 9:30pm

COMPADRES

Highway 30 10pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Salsa 10pm Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

DON THE BEACHCOMBER

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Retro Night

Wild 105.5 Party

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

Flirt

Teen Night

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm; WED - Dolla Balla w/DJ LX, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Live Entertainment, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Nene Reading Club - Thu, Aug 24. Keiki in grades 4 through 6 who enjoy reading new fiction are invited to join the Nene Reading Club. 3 p.m., the children’s room, Kahului Public Library, 8733097.

After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.

Family Marine Science - Sat, Aug. 26. Exploring the fish pond for grades 5-7. 9-11 a.m., The Marine Sanctuary, 726 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2818.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35.

LECTURE English as a Second Language - Every Thu & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911.

HT Build Workshop - Thu, Aug. 24. How to build the ultimate workshop. Free. 7 p.m. The Home Depot, Kahului, 523-8802, ext. 212.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.

Planter - Sat, Aug. 26. Build a planter bench with “KaBoom!” Free. 10 a.m. The Home Depot, Kahului, 523-8802, ext. 212.

Organize that Closet! - Sun, Aug. 27. Organizing your closet space. Free. 1 p.m. The Home Depot, Kahului, 523-8802, ext. 212.

SPORTS

Followed by a roadside clean up and sign waving on

Group Effort - Every Thu & Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Collins - Tue, Aug 29. Collins for Council: Change for

Golf for Charity - Sat, Aug. 26. Register now for the 14th Annual Arthur T. Ueoka Memorial Scholarship Fund Golf Tournament. $100. 6:30 a.m., The Dunes at Maui Lani, 270-7582 or 2424535.

ART Kalani Prince - Every Fri. in Aug. Maui landscape photographer Kalani Prince will be featured and available to meet. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Art Gallery, Lahaina, 667-9898.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194.

Opening Reception - Sat, Aug 26. “Impact with Intention” by Robena. 6-8 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao, 572-5979.

POETRY MauiSlam Sunday - Sun, Aug 27. SlamMaster D invites performance poets, spoken word artists, and emcees to perform original works of three minutes or less on any theme in competition for a $100 cash prize. $5. 7:15 p.m., Unisan, Wailuku, 244-9091.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 276-5467.

POLITICAL County Meeting - Thu, Aug. 24. Maui County General Meeting. 6:30 p.m., Apana Headquarters above the

Shell station, across from Lahaina Cannery, 757-2309 or 573-5488.

Apana - Fri, Aug 25. Kimo Apana (candidate for Mayor) sign waving. 4-6 p.m. Lahaina Cannery, 573-5488.

District 10 Meeting - Mon, Aug 28. 7 p.m., Lahaina

ENVIRONMENTAL Star Program - Fri, Aug 25. This week’s star program is about navigation. Learn about the early Polynesian travelers. 7:30-8:30 p.m., Hosmer Grove Campground, Haleakala, 572-4459.

Civic Center, 573-5488.

Tea and Talk - Tue, Aug 29. Westside residents and workers are invited to join Lucienne de Naie, candidate for the County Council seat serving East Maui, for iced tea, snacks and an informal question and answer session. Talk story session; 3-4 p.m. Wahikuli Park.

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Honoapiilani Highway.

Change. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Veteran's Memorial, Lahaina,

243-9292.

Victorino - Wed, Aug 30. Mike Victorino hosts an ethnic evening of food, entertainment, and prizes. 5:30-8 p.m.

Velma Santos Community Center, Kahului, 573-5488.

TV/Radio Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion.

Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live one-hour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue; Damien Awai, 4 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Wed; An Den. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Harry Troupe, Thu; Joshua, Fri. (4 &11) & Sun. (20 & 27); Teri Garrison, Fri (18 & 25), Sat & Sun, (6 & 13); Bentley Kalloway, Tue & Wed. All shows 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Featuring live music. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri & Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Marvin Tevaga, Sat & Wed; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m.

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m.

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat & Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon & Fri; The Carroll Brother, Tue; Hau Phat, Wed; Live music. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Hula Grill - Wed, Thu & Fri; Ernest Pua’a. Sat, Sun & Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback.

All sets 3-5 p.m. Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy.

Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30

SOUTH MAUI

Thursday 08/24

Friday 08/25

Saturday 08/26

Sunday 08/27

Monday 08/28 – Wednesday 08/30

Cheryl Rae No cover, 9pm

Rukus No cover, 9pm

DJ El Gato & DJ Arne $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Crunch Pups $5, 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Fish Out of Water, $5, 10pm; TUE - TBA, 10pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Tom Cherry 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE

4405 H’Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Gina Martinelli 7pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

MON - El Dogg, 8:30pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

p.m.; Teri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Jazz Works, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:309:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200

5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed. All sets 7-10 p.m.

Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m.

Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu & Sat; Benoit Jazz Works.

All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy.

Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Wed; Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Moana Cafe - Closed for vacation. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment.

Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

RESORT SHOWS

Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Murray Thorne, Thu, 7 p.m.; Victoria Barrett Fri, 7 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Downside Up, Wed, 8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 69 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220.

Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Benoit

WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono’s Bar & Grille: Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart.

Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m.

East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30-8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band, 6:30-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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Fish Outta Water 9pm

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Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Nuffsedd $5, 9:45 pm

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Gene Argel & Makana

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom & Barry Flanigan, 8pm

Northern Lights Dylan Donkin

Celtic Tigers

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Dylan Donkin 10pm

Dropkick Vic 10pm

Steve Sargenti 9pm

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MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

Danny Murray No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Hale, No cover, 9:30pm WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) I know you practice discretion out of natural tact and concern for others’ feelings (as well as for your own reputation), but right now anything worth saying is worth saying loudly and openly. Own your words and opinions, and stand by them (or, if you’re open-minded enough, truly reconsider them) when they’re challenged. Sneakiness is an undeniably ugly trait, and even though I know your prudence isn’t exactly underhandedness, it’s likely to be interpreted as such. Be loud and bold this week when you speak. If you think you can’t do that, then please just don’t say anything at all.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Your craving for extremes makes you procrastinate. You believe you function best under tremendous pressure. Because of your habit of waiting until the last possible minute you’ve probably become conditioned to working only under desperate circumstances. But you don’t actually have to wait until the outside world leans on you that hard. There’s a trick that someone with your astute grasp of mental manipulation can perform: choosing to believe that your circumstances have indeed become dire when they haven’t (yet). It’s a self-deception I suggest you learn and practice this week; if you wait until what you think is the last minute, it’ll already be too late.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You’re definitely not a sore loser. But to be fair you haven’t had much practice at it, since you win so often. Luckily, you’re mostly a gracious winner, instead of gloating and lording your prowess over those less fortunate. Don’t forget that decent habit this week, when your victories will (once again) far outnumber your losses. Even for someone with luck as incredible as yours this winning streak can’t last.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You’ve heard the adage, “Keep your friends close but your enemies closer,” right? Bullshit—at least this week. You need to get as far away from those you dislike or disagree with, in favor of having some truly sweet moments with those you love. That wise saw intends to protect you by giving you insight into your enemies’ plots against you, but these guys aren’t clever enough to really screw you over, even if they catch you totally by surprise. So ditch them. Go hang, instead, with the people who are really worthy of your time.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Just keep plugging away at whatever it is you’re working on. Even though it may seem as if you have an interminably long road ahead of you, you’re actually much, much closer to the finish line than you think. The only problem is you won’t know how close you are until you actually cross the thing. So all you can really do for now is to keep inching forward and not give up. It’s totally an act of faith, and especially of self-belief. But luckily you, dreamy Pisces, because of your many acts of well-meaning selfdelusion, are eminently suited for it.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re being forged. You shouldn’t regard your troubles purely as curses. Yeah, they suck, but they have a silver lining too: they make you, and your relationships, stronger. Those that suffer together also bond; they form connections of much greater intimacy and resilience than those who’ve only shared pleasant times in each other’s company. Remember that this week, if it’s not all sunshine and roses.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) There’s a time for romance, but there’s also a time for practicality. Sometimes it’s nice to dance around a delicate subject but occasionally it’s better to just be blunt and lay all your cards on the table.

You could easily choose either method this week, probably with similar results. But the direct and honest approach will also earn you a bit of respect, since lately you’ve developed a reputation for beating around the bush. Speak out, Cancer. Tell it like it is. It’s easier, faster, and just as effective as exercising pointless tact.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Let’s face it—even the most evolved Leo has habits born of a powerful ego drive. And every one of us has had the experience of feeling let down—just when you most needed the intoxicating lift of a compliment or some kind of validation, you didn’t get it. As you get older, you learn to provide more and more of your own encouragement. This week, when external validation continues to soar, don’t let your inner strength go soft and flabby from lack of use. Popular acclaim can’t last forever. You’ll want those emotional muscles strong for whenever they get their next workout.

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If we told you, we’d have to kill you. Frankly we just don’t have that kind of time.

It’s always negative because the anonymous people who write in are mad, really mad, and we don’t want to piss them off by saying anything “positive” or “happy” to dilute their message of pure, unadulterated malcontent.

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What’s it like? Hmm… well, there’s the hard reporting, you know, like when the Editor sends me out on assignment to interview an eccentric upcountry artist who’s making penis molds out of dirt, saliva and human feces. And there’s the even harder reporting, like when I have to sift through pages of MySpace profiles, listening to hours of some band’s “uplifting and inspirational” blend of dancehall, acid house and electronic Serbian chamber music.

But really, working for a newspaper is best exemplified by the following memo the head honcho sent out last week: “Because I’m the editor or something I’ve been spending too much time thinking about the way we spell the name Hawaii in our paper. We’ve been spelling it Hawai’i (that’s an apostrophe in between each “i”) but I think we should actually be spelling it Hawai`i (using that accent mark thing that is on the key with that squiggle mark located on the extreme left corner of the keyboard directly beneath the esc key. I’ve noticed other papers do the spelling this way, though I wish I could say why.

Anyway, unless you have objections, I think we should begin making this spelling change this week. Please let me know if you’re okay with this or if you think I’ve gone mad with power.

That is all.”

Do you really do all those things you write about? Is it difficult to come up with a column week after week? And do you really drink that much?

Yes, yes and more. Much, much more.

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Ah, yes—the late, great MTW. You see, MTW stands for Michael Thomas Worchester, who helped found Maui Times [sic] in 1892 and served as its first editor. I’m told he was a brooding chap, given to binges of naked, drunken croquet playing, when he wasn’t busy collecting outmoded dental equipment and making Faulkner-esque pontifications on the role of evil and corruption in the plight of the Populist Party. As an editor, Worchester adhered to strict rules of satire and sarcasm, always maintaining that no story uncovered in the quest for truth and justice should be devoid of a superfluous use of conjunctions and definitive articles.

So now, we honor him by placing his initials at the end of each and every story that follows his time-honored, trusted guidelines.

Did you just make that last part up?

Duh. Samantha Campos is evil, really evil, and she will eat your head to prove it. MTW

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