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Death by Snorkeling?

Don’t know if you noticed, but death surrounds us. Newspaper stories say traffic deaths are at their highest rate since 1990. Television bombards us with images of people being shot, mutilated or just blown apart in Iraq, Lebanon and Afghanistan. A commercial airliner crashes in Ukraine, killing 170. A coalmine collapses in West Virginia, snuffing out a dozen miners. No matter what we do, it seems we risk violent, bloody death every time we fly, drive, walk or snorkel.

Wait a second—snorkeling can get you killed? Can it ever: check over these accounts, drawn from the archives of The Maui News…

Aug. 20, 2006: Police find Joseph Dworak, 52, of McLean, Virginia, floating in the water 400 feet off the Ka`anapali Shores resort. The cause of death is pending.

Aug. 5, 2006: Walter Seifert, 74, of California collapsed aboard a tour boat immediately after snorkeling in

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the waters just off Molokini. After CPR failed to revive him at the Kihei boat ramp, paramedics took him to Maui Memorial, where doctors pronounced him dead.

May 3, 2006: Family members find Paul Slayton, 54, of Sacramento, California, floating dead off Koki Beach after he went snorkeling with them.

Feb. 23, 2006: At approximately 3 p.m., Anthony Moore, 45, of San Jose, California, heads into the water by himself at Makena Landing. A Maui Dive Shop boat crew and rescuers eventually find his body the next day off Five Graves. Though sharks have severely mauled the body, Maui County coroner Dr. Anthony Manoukian concludes that Moore likely died from a heart attack or drowning long before the sharks got to him.

Feb. 22, 2006: Shrivindu Mehta, 40, of New York City collapses on Wailea Beach after he’s helped to shore. His wife speculates that he swallowed a lot of seawater

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March 26, 2005: The body of Oscar Whitson, 47, of Sitka, Alaska washes ashore at the Ahini-Kinau Natural Area Reserve. Whitson had been snorkeling with his teenage son and daughter earlier that day when he said he felt tired and attempted to swim to shore. MTW

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It’s hard not to find humor in their requirement that nightclubs restrict dancing to a taped-off zone or that LC inspectors’ panties get ruffled when they find employees using their familiar as opposed to their given names on timesheets, to say nothing of the law requiring establishments to card every single patron who wants to buy alcohol.

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But every now then, something happens that makes even us pause and—dare I say it—sympathize with the lowly liquor inspector. Recently we came across an underage girl who was using a fake ID to try to get into bars. Fake IDs are an old, old method of getting booze—at least as old as legit IDs. And what a fake ID she was using—let’s just say it wasn’t your typical Hawai`i driver’s license. First off, it was an international driving license, issued by the United Nations. Second, it was for a woman in her thirties. Third, it was for an adult woman who didn’t look anything like the underage girl. Fourth, it expired more than a year ago. And

fifth, its edges were badly frayed and about a quarter of the laminated plastic had peeled away.

Now this girl tells us—and we have no reason not to believe her—that she used this ID to get her into three out of four bars in the Kihei area.

Two let her in outright, one place rejected it because of the frayed edges and another looked at first to deny her entry.

“What’s your birthday?” the doorman asked her, apparently scrutinizing the card.

“Uhhh… Feb. 28?” she said.

It wasn’t, but I guess it was close enough because the doorman let her in. MTW

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Brian Schatz OCCUPATION: State Legislator representing Tantalus, Makiki and McCully RUNNING FOR: U.S. Congress, 2nd District

and programs. More importantly, the federal government must recognize there was a Hawaiian nation that proceeded America. Without that recognition, Hawai`i will become a different place.

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Unintended consequences like overcrowding and difficult shipping for local farmers.

How about George W. Bush?

Are you sure about that?

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Yes, I’m sure about that.

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What’s the biggest problem facing your district?

Mixed blessing.

Lack of infrastructure.

Pakalolo?

So, I take it you’ve been to Maui?

Illegal, but not as bad as ice.

I’ve been there 15 times already for this election.

What’s the most difficult thing that ever happened to you?

What do you intend to do about this problem?

Coming to terms with the death of a loved one.

Bring home federal money for bypass roads in Lahaina and Kihei.

I think those are the two biggest jam-ups.

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Thomas Friedman’s The World is Flat.

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What are your feelings on Hawaiian sovereignty?

What’s your favorite thing about Maui?

The people.

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Peeing my pants in the middle of class in fourth grade.

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Is Maui going to have an infrastructure-related disaster very soon?

Well, I’m a hopeful person. I think that the business cycle will slow and development won’t be so rampant. You also need to get the right people on the County Council who take things seriously—there are some good candidates there. In order to avoid a disaster, those two things need to happen. And I think they will. MTW

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The recent deal between the state and Young Brothers over “less than container load” shipping at Kahului Harbor is great news for the proposed Superferry and thus great news for Maui Land & Pine, one of its principle financial backers. The Maui News pummeled the proposed high-speed auto ferry line for weeks with a series of articles on how much space the big boats would take at the harbor—space Young Brothers was using for packing containers. Opposition built against the project based on the idea that the state Department of Transportation was just ramming their ferry—currently spending huge money on radio and newspaper ads—into our harbor without any planning or environmental assessment. But now the deal, which looks like it will hold, sinks a sizeable chunk of that opposition. MTW

Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle says on her official campaign website (www.lindalingle.com) about her education accomplishments: “We have made great strides in… improved education starting at the pre-school level.”

What she didn’t say: The latest Hawai`i State Assessment scores show about 34 percent of our public schools meet reading and math goals as laid out in the federal No Child Left Behind guidelines. This is, according to the Aug. 22, 2006 Honolulu Advertiser, pretty much where the state was last year. Of course, there has been some improvement: 43 percent of third-graders now meet or exceed reading minimums, compared to 31 percent last year, while 40 percent of those same kids are at or above grade level in math, which is remarkably better than the 18 percent figure from 2005. Whether such results meet the criteria of “great strides” will be up to the voters to decide.

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MAUICOUNTY So now Upcountry is running out of water. Something about a drier than usual summer combined with increased usage, according to today’s Maui News. Hmm… more people moving to Maui every day, more building going on—sure sounds like an increase in water usage to me. In fact, things are so bad that county water supply director George Tengan says his office is asking that Upcountry residents voluntarily cut back their water usage or else face potential mandatory cuts further down the road.

West Maui’s is having a dry summer, too, though Tengan stopped short in The Maui News article of saying they were facing possible conservation measures. This is all fine and perfectly acceptable—if you believe that the last thing the county should do right now is stop approving new timeshare, condominium, hotel, residential and commercial development. Whoever said new development needs water?

THURSDAY, Aug. 24 Great news, everyone! We’ve found the solution to that horrible ridiculous traffic jam that runs from the Westside to Central Maui!

There’s no need ever again to sit and stew in your car for an hour or more as you slowly creep over the Pali. And we all have Island Air to thank. “We understand the difficulty of driving between West Maui and the rest of the island, and we strongly support the Lahaina Bypass Now Committee,” said Island Air Chief Operating Officer Les Murashige in a company press release. “We will continue doing our part to improve connections between Hawai`i’s communities.”

You see, starting Sept. 5 the carrier will offer a direct, non-stop daily flight from Kapalua Airport to Kahului Airport. And this will save us all… wait a sec—it’s headed the wrong way! You want to save on

traffic, Murashige, then you need to run planes from Kahului to Kapalua—and they shouldn’t be those little eggbeater prop jobs, either. I want to see Boeing 747s taking off every 15 minutes all morning, then reversing the flights from Kapalua to Kahului during the early evening hours. Maybe then you’ll be able to “improve connections,” but anything less than that just smacks of a publicity stunt.

FRIDAY, Aug. 25 Speaking of big deals, the fact that 12 people are running for the 2nd Congressional District seat is a very big deal, though mostly for the voters.

The fact that voters have a rich plethora of talent to choose from to replace Democratic Congressman Ed Case gives us reporters hives. Colleen Hanabusa, Matt Matsunaga, Gary Hooser, Brian Schatz, Mazie Hirono, Clayton Hee and Ron Menor are all progressive, experienced, pro-environment, anti-Iraq War candidates who would make fine congressional representatives—far preferable to Case, in fact. This is a good thing: democracy should be about multitudes of choices over pre-packaged, pre-digested either/or votes. But for reporters, who always prefer simple two-person races to immensely complicated dozen-candidate free-for-alls, having so many names and agendas running around is confusing and tough. The Maui News has done minimal coverage of the race so far, and today the Honolulu Advertiser weighed in with a big story lamenting the difficulties of the race— specifically, how no one candidate has broken away from the pack or even attacked one or more of the others.

“The problem with this kind of collegial campaign is it makes it difficult to rise above others with similar views and political experience,” wrote Advertiser Government Writer Treena Shapiro, who also managed to get 1st District Congressman Neil Abercrombie to agree, adding that the race “doesn’t make for great TV.” Wow, 2nd District voters are faced with a more than half a

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Welfare?” The Advertiser’s reporting today that the cruise line has just booked a deal with the state Department of Education to pipe hundreds of Maui school kids aboard its vessels. Something about the cruise line getting a line on recruiting future employees while the students learn… about… high-priced vacations?

Anyway, NCL is stoked. What’s next, a cruise line reality show? Hey… Speaking of big wastes of time, looks like the Maui County Council really got its money’s worth when it knocked two whole cents off the county gasoline tax six weeks ago. In a surprise of the ages, it doesn’t seem that retail gas stations passed on any of those tax cut savings onto consumers, so says today’s Maui News. “If that impact hasn’t happened, we’ve defeated the purpose and basically lost revenues,” Councilmember and mayoral candidate Charmaine Tavares says in the story.

Oh, but it’s worse that that: not only did the council’s tax cut apparently rob its Highway Fund of about $1.3 million a year, but it also gave current Mayor Alan Arakawa a chance to tell the News that the whole tax cut thing was not only too small for consumers to notice in the first place, but was also a little more than “an election-year cut.”

TUESDAY, Aug. 29 dozen good choices for their congressional representative: what a tragedy that they’ll have to do a little research and find out which one they like best.

SATURDAY, Aug. 26 How come our governor’s race can’t be like that?

SUNDAY, Aug. 27 Mmm… humidity.

MONDAY, Aug. 28 Score one for Norwegian Cruise Lines (NCL) in that old game of “Which Big Company Gets the Best Corporate

You know what’s brave? Ed Case’s attack ads bashing Daniel Akaka with Congress.org’s “Power Rankings” classifying him as the 71st most powerful U.S. Senator (out of 100) when those very same rankings list Case as the 410th most powerful U.S. House member (out of 435). For those of you who love math, this means Akaka is more powerful than 29 percent of the Senate while Case outranks just six percent of the House. That’s a hell of a campaign tactic.

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Houdini—a 12-foot-long Burmese python in Ketchum, Idaho, that accidentally swallowed a large electric blanket in July and electrical cord, after pulling it from the wall.

Veterinary surgeons managed to remove the whole thing, leaving Houdini in good condition; Crash—a pelican that smashed into a car in Malibu, Calif., and had undergone a month’s rehabilitation only, when finally released in July, to collide beak-first with some rocks, before successfully lifting off.

Wildlife officials said Crash may have been disoriented from eating toxic algae; Barney—a Doberman pinscher guarding a children’s museum near Wells, England who lost control and chewed up almost $1 million worth of rare teddy bears in August, including one once belonging to Elvis Presley.

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FETISHES ON PARADE

An analysis of government records

by The Washington Post revealed in July that a federal agriculture subsidy program to compensate farmers for market-losing crops has evolved, through regulatory interpretation and lax enforcement, into a program that since 2000 has paid $1.3 billion to people who don’t even farm at all.

Although pre-tax income of all farming was a near-record $72 billion in 2005, federal subsidies actually grew to $25 billion, a sum considerably more than that paid to families receiving welfare.

Police in Groningen, Netherlands, announced that a 40-year-old man whom they had previously counseled had once again resumed his compulsion to rummage through garbage seeking discarded tampons and leaving notes for the discarders (July). And Paul Zakszewski, 54, was arrested in Salem, Mass., for having allegedly made audio recordings from women’s restroom stalls (July).

In June, the D.C. inspector general reported that the mugging death of a former New York Times reporter involved “complacency and indifference” by almost all police and rescue personnel involved, from ambulance crew to investigating officers to hospital doctors, resulting in the victim, who was severely beaten, being treated merely as a street drunk.

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A former police official and current aggressive, respected Wellington, New Zealand, litigator, Rob Moodie, 67, said in July that he is tired of the old-boy network of male lawyers and judges, and that henceforth he will show his disdain by dressing in women’s clothes in court. The worse the “corruption” he senses, the frillier will be his outfits, said the married father of three, who also said he happens to like women’s clothes, but that it took the pervasive male courthouse culture to bring that into the open. Moodie said already he has enjoyed giving “a flash of lace at the urinal” but said he would keep his trademark moustache.

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SCHOOL DAZE At commencement this year at Gallatin High School in Nashville, Tenn., the principal had the valedictorian arrested for trying to make a speech that was reserved for the senior class president. And The Buffalo News in New York reported skyrocketing absentee rates at local high schools this spring because of a new district policy that the lowest possible semester grade would be 50, even for those missing every class—meaning that a grade as low as 80 for one semester could be averaged with a no-show 50 to reach the minimum-passing grade of 65. MTW

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For such a small island, Maui sure has a lot of restaurants. A LOT of restaurants, of all shapes, sizes, locations and cuisines. Want Mexican food? There’s three or four great places to choose from. Got a hankering for one of those Pacific Rim dishes that looks like a work of art? More than a dozen choices tempt you. Want escargot at a fancy French joint? A heaping plate of loco moco from a quiet lunch counter? A vegetarian taco loaded with fake ground beef?

Check, check and check.

Maui’s got restaurants for every region, taste and bank account balance, which leaves just one question: where do you go? To help you out, we asked some of the island’s more prominent kama`aina—musicians, community leaders, artists and the guy who runs the local prison—where they go when they don’t want to mess around in the kitchen. Their answers should surprise you and, hopefully, make you hungry. As an added bonus, we’ve added some of the island’s best kama`aina halfprice deals to our already comprehensive dining listings. Enjoy!

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I like to go to Kihei Caffé. They open at five in the morning and stay open until two in the afternoon. They have a great hamburger and great breakfast, as well as great service and a great staff. I think they were voted Best Breakfast on the island.

My favorite is the chorizo con huevos. I go there probably two to three times a week—definitely Sunday morning, then maybe one other time a week. I like Koho’s, too. I like the food and the friendly service. Koho’s is where I learned to eat French fries with mayonnaise, local style. They have a great chicken sandwich, too. It was one of the first places I went to when I came to Maui.

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COLIN HANLON Chief Professional Officer, Boys and Girls Club I take my family to Stella Blues. We eat lunch and breakfast there. They offer breakfast until late, and that’s great because my daughters love to order breakfast. One daughter loves their chocolate pancakes, my other daughter feels she’s adult already and likes to order the eggs benedict. They have a great vegetarian selection for some family members who don’t eat meat. Their chicken chile is good, too—they just have

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great food for the family. For date nights we like to go to Roy’s. Whether we are dining or just have time for appetizers they have the best cuisine. They used to have an escargot with polenta on the menu, but you can still ask for it. It has the most amazing flavor. I love their fish and all their preparations.

I also take the family to dinner at Outback. They have tremendous portions for the price, and great food.

Stella Blues Café, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779; Roy’s Kihei, 303 Pi`ikea Ave., 891-1120; Outback Steakhouse, 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. (JR)

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I love to eat at this place called Serpico in Pukalani. It’s an Italian restaurant run by a guy named Hatch [Clarke, along with Miriam Clarke, from Allenhurst, New Jersey] who makes his own pizza dough, stromboli, anything Italian you want.

They’ve got subs, eggplant parmesan, chicken parmesan— Philly cheese steaks, too. My favorite is the white pizza made with ricotta, mozzarella, roasted garlic and spinach. Me and my girlfriend go there once a week at least. It’s just a real cool, laidback place where we can go and relax. A real momand-pop operation.

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My favorite place is Fresh Mint. It’s a place where I bring relatives, and even the meat and potatoes people love the food there.

I like the spicy lemongrass soup and the ginger beef. Everything is really fresh and only prepared once you order it, but I like most the fact that no animals suffered in making the meal. My friends who eat meat really think the fish is delicious. I’ve been going there ever since it opened and I’m sure disappointed the one in Kahului closed. I like Polli’s, too, because anything on the menu can be made vegetarian. They can put the fake ground beef in any of the burritos, tacos, etc. They’re really accommodating there. And Moana Café is pretty good. I went there last week. They had a special of red Thai noodles that was really good, and they said they were going to add it to their regular menu.

I’m gonna have to cast my vote for Fresh Mint, the vegetarian Vietnamese place. It’s just very healthy, very flavorful—a very satisfying meal. It’s everything food should be. And the folks that work there are very nice. I like the Pho, Vietnamese noodle soup, but any of the entrees are good. It’s hard to pick a favorite. I try to go through the whole menu, get something new every time, and eventually try everything.

Oh, and there are desserts, too! They have this mango tapioca—it’s non-dairy and it’s so good.

Fresh Mint, 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144; Polli’s Mexican Restaurant, 1202 Makawao Ave., 5729808; Moana Bakery & Café, 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. (AP)

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Fresh Mint, 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. (SC)

KENNETH K. MARTINEZ BURGMAIER Filmmaker, director and producer of “Jazz Alley TV” Anna Nguyen at Fresh Mint with vegetarian feast

I love food and I love to eat at different places. But I go to Unisan once or twice a week. I’ve eaten sushi in Japan and all over the world, and the way [co-owner/sushi chef] Sam makes it is com-

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Jacques Northshore Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844; Café Des Amis, 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323; Down to Earth, 305 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2661/ 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488; Fiesta Time, 1132 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 249Vietnamese Feast at A Saigon Café 8463/ 300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 244-5862. (SC)

parable. My taste buds love what he delivers. The spicy tuna hand rolls are to die for, and the Neptune Roll has won awards. I also really enjoy going to Fiesta Time. My family had a Mexican restaurant for 20 years, and I grew up cooking with my tutu, learning her recipes. And well, Fiesta Time’s food is the closest thing to my grandmother’s cooking.

Unisan, 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500; Fiesta Time, 1132 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 249-8463/ 300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 244-5862. (SC)

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Publisher, Inner Ocean Publishing I’m probably not the person to ask because I don’t go out that much because I have small children. But I liked going to that place that’s on the right as you drive into Wailuku—Saigon Cafe.

What I basically do is go to Mana Foods and get deli takeout. I get the shoyu chicken. I used to go to Vasi’s and get the pizza, which is incredible. Vasi’s has this really yeasty crust that is just fantastic. Veg Out in Haiku is great, too.

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Because I live on this side, I like to go to Jacques for sushi and salad, and Café Des Amis for the Mediterranean platter. I eat out as often as possible— in general, about three times a week. If I’m just getting something to go, I’ll pick up something from Down to Earth. But I will drive all the way to Wailuku to get a wet burrito at Fiesta Time. I can’t wait until they open one in Paia.

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Consuelo’s takeout is amazing—it’s organic and healthy. She has curries and Brazilian food and all sorts of different things.

That’s pretty much my standard—takeout. Then we go to the beach and eat.

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DANIEL J DJ, Promoter, head of Love N Light Productions I have three words for you–Isana after 10. It’s really good and it’s a great deal too. They have three kinds of Dynamite— Lobster, shrimp and fish. They have awesome sushi, their sushi is the best, and everything is half off after 10 o’clock. For lunch I am into Jawz Tacos right now. I think it’s their salsa bar that keeps me coming back. They have a whole cart full of different salsas and stuff to add to your food, and the creamy guacamole and sour cream sauce is so good. You can get their taco plate

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and mix it up, steak and shrimp tacos. And the green tea that they brew there is tasty, too.

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Isana, 515 S. Kihei Rd., 874-5700; Jawz Fish Tacos Island Style Grill, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-8226. (JR)

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BARRY & STELLA RIVERS Co-directors, Maui Film Festival Definitely the top one for us is Mañana Garage. We absolutely love it. Their macadamia nut crusted mahi or ahi— everything they’ve got it is great. And their bread—the corn rolls! Barry and I call it soul food. And in Paia, we love Moana Café. Their fish preparations are really great. The ahi wrap with sweet potatoes is my favorite for lunch. Oh, and last night we were there and I had the Veggie Tower with roasted veggies— it was terrific. For lunch we like to go to Café Mambo—our sons Kiva and Tide kept saying we had to go and now we love it. For $7, you can get a fresh fish sandwich with salad or French fries! It’s just quicker and easier to get food and sit at a table than other places.

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Mañana Garage, 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220; Moana Café, 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999; Café Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. (SC)

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Kahuna Kabobs, 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-9999; Nagasako’s, 845 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 6610985; Pho Mai, 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6675809. (SC)

DANIEL BERGAN Membership Sales Director, Maui Chamber of Commerce I like to eat at the Maui Brewing Co. because they have great food and good service. I go to Chez Paul’s—the food is awesome. You get treated very well there in an intimate setting with rich French cuisine. I like Kimo’s, too. It’s fun, it’s been around forever and their excellent food is consistent. For lunch I like to go to Food for the Soul in Wailuku Industrial.

They have soups, salads, sandwiches. I don’t even know how to describe it: the food is really fresh. I love their killer Portuguese bean soup.

SEAN MICHAEL HOWER

You called the wrong person: I very seldom eat out. When I do go out, I like Buzz’s Wharf. They have a shrimp dish that I always order. I think the Hali`imaile General Store is fantastic, but I have to watch what I eat because I have food allergies. There’s this little obscure place in Pukalani that serves the best Mexican food on the island— Maui’s Best Tamales I think they’re called.

I’m from L.A., you see, so Mexican food to me is a way of life. If I have to go out somewhere, that’s my favorite place. There’s also this obscure place that hardly anyone knows about in the Iao Valley, the Hali`imaile General Store Nature Café in what used to be the hotel.

All they sell is sandwiches and salads. It’s a very nice place to be quiet and talk with a friend.

shoyu chicken, the black bean chicken. Pho Mai in Lahaina Center has fantastic food, fresh ingredients, an extensive Vietnamese menu and an extensive vegetarian menu. I love the curried shrimp the best. I also love the vegetarian won ton soup because it’s perfect when I want something light to eat. Fresh ingredients. Overall, I enjoy eating at and supporting small, casual, unpretentious mom and pop restaurants.

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Buzz’s Wharf, Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 2445426; Hali`imaile General Store, 900 Hali`imaile Rd., 572-2666; Maui’s Best Tamales, 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998; Nature Café, located next to the Nature Center in the Iao Valley. (AP)

Kahuna Kabobs knows how to cook! Always juicy, those kabobs—and always consistently good. The food is simple, but so well done. My favorites are the spiced pita bread with hummus as well as the chicken Caesar salad with the grilled garlic bread. I also love that it’s in an outdoor food court so you can people watch and eat outside. The prices are very good.

Nagasako’s is another favorite because of the local home-style cooking. They give you hoards of food for what you pay. I love the

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Just off the top of my head, Saigon Café is really good. I really like their crispy shrimp. I get my local food from Sam Sato’s and Nazo’s. Oh, and I can’t leave out Da Kitchen in Kahului. I think it’s good because there are always leftovers. A big part of my weekly eating is leftovers.

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For comfort food I will eat at Bentos and Banquets on Church Street. I like to go to Main Street Bistro because Tom Selman makes me special dishes. Milagros in Paia has the best margaritas. I also go to Mañana Garage. That is where all the theater people like to gather. Oh, and when money is no object I like Ruth’s Chris for steaks. Have you heard of AK’s Café? They are on Lower Main. They have this healthy cuisine thing going. It’s really good, too.

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Kahului, 877-1414. $$

9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950.

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Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-6 p.m.

270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main,

pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului,

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE Tues.: buy one lunch entrée, get second at half-price, 11 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sun.: kids eat free with purchase of adult entrée, 5-9 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001.

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

MEL’S CATERING

877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine.

M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su

10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-

8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

1833. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa,

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23,

10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2498463. $

Kahului, 877-7776. $

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.;

p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main,

Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-

Wailuku, 242-8580. $

2400. $

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European,

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd.,

American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m.

335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Kahului, 893-0026. $

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street,

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9

a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033.

a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului,

$

877-3055. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.;

and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-

Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $

2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center,

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi.

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2

M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11

p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276.

p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast,

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

871-6977. $$

Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $

MANANA GARAGE Buy one entrée, get second at half-price; half-off all pupus 3-5 p.m.; free pau hana pupus at the bar. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Chili and Rice Plate $3.25 (regularly $6.50) Wed. only.

1032-C Lower Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533.

Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

RUBY’S DINER Buy one entrée, get a second at half-price. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 2487829.

NOTE: Maui Time assumes no liability for any changes made to these offers. Some restrictions may apply and you may have to show Hawai`i ID to obtain one of these deals. Please ask your server or call the restaurant ahead of time to make sure the offers are still valid. Be sure to mention that you saw these deals in Maui Time. Most offers end September 30, 2006.

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Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting.

M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119

Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon

Cafe

-

Delicious

and

affordable

Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792

Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

SOUTH MAUI

AMIGO’S

ALEXANDER’S FISH & CHIPS Buy one meal, get second halfprice (Kihei location only). 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788.

On Mon. night buy one entrée at regular price and get the second of equal or lesser value at half-off. 41 East Lipoa St., Kihei 879-9952; 333 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 872-9525.

Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food.

Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

31st t s u g Au to r 14th e b m Septe

Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-

8744. $

SUB PARADISE Get a six-inch sub, bag of chips or potato-mac salad and a cookie and get a free soda for $8. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N.

Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10

buy any large pizza at menu price get your second pizza of equal or lesser value

FREE!

Not valid with any other offer or discount.

p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku,

Not valid with any other offer or discount.

242-9630. $ Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar. Open for lunch and dinner. 2102 Vineyard St.,

Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

KIHEI • LONG’S CENTER

874-6000 Delivery or Take-out from 11am Daily

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FRIDAY

M AUI’S S FAVORITE E ICE E CREAM

LUNCH SPECIAL good till 2:00 pm

Buy a Meatball Sub and get a FREE can of soda

Family Owned & Operated Mon-Fri: 9 am to 7 pm Sat: 10 am to 7 pm Sun: 10 am to 5 pm 20 Hauoli Street Ma'alaea Harbor, Wailuku

THE

SWEET SPOT

ANTONIO’S Two for one entrees every Tues. and Wed. in September, 5-7 p.m. only. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800.

• FROZEN YOGURT $ 1.50 • LOW-CARB KIDS • FAT-FREE CONES EVERY • MAUI’S OWN TUESDAY ICE CREAM • MEXICAN FRIED ICE CREAM

18199 S. KIHEII RD D • KUKUII MALL

879-8611

242-9161

AROMA D’ITALIA RISTORANTE Thurs.: Bottomless Bowl of Pasta Night w/ meat sauce or meatless marinara. Sun.: Twofor-one pasta, excludes seafood.

1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133.

wiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei,

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and

Ch ef M ar kE llm an ’s

• Nightly Seafood Specials •Pastas

• Beer • Wine

nothing over $14.95

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426.

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd,

Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena

full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle

a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

1368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-

4100. $$

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies

Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan.

Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S

and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei

Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $

Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

BIG WAVE CAFÉ Two-for-one early bird entrees daily, 5-6:30 p.m. Longs Shopping Center, Kihei, 8618688.

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-

• Salads

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

0188. $$

dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9

• Pizzas • Sandwiches

Fifty percent off selected pupus during Happy Hour weekdays 5-7 p.m. Wed. and Sun., 50 percent off all entrees.

1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299.

$$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sand-

874-8600. $

“Who said a great meal has to be expensive”

BOCALINO BISTRO & BAR

1234. $$

CAPISCHE? Buy one entrée, get one free (18 percent gratuity added before discount). Good through Dec. 16. 555 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 879-2224.

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

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We now have Brown Rice Pasta!

Wheat & Gluten Free!

50¢ extra / Cooked to order so it takes a few minutes longer

661-6633 180 Dickenson Street • Lahaina

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Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8757782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

DINA’S SANDWITCH Buy one deli sandwich, get second half-off, through Oct. 31.

145 N. Kihei Rd., 879-3262.

DOMINO’S PIZZA Buy any large pizza at menu price, get your second pizza of equal or lesser value for free.

Or get a free order of brownies with the purchase of any large pizza at menu price. Good Aug. 31 to Sept. 7. Long’s Center, Kihei, 874-6000.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei

Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa,

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

FRED’S

KEOKI’S FISH & CHIPS

Buy bacon & eggs breakfast, get one free, 7-11 a.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

Buy one entrée, second one free, Tues. Kukui Mall, Kihei, 891-1400.

Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials.5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seat-

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

HORHITOS MEXICAN CANTINA Buy one entrée, get one free, 5-6 p.m. and 10-11 p.m. daily, through Sept. 30. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

ISANA Half-price on all sushi, Wed.Sat., 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., 874-1811.

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S.

Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four

Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-

JAWZ TACOS

featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

ing, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2

Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. MSa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies.9am-10pm 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Three-course Early Bird Special for $19.99 (normally $35) every Wed. 9 p.m.-midnight. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n

elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh

Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders

fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea,

& a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

879-7224. $$$

(Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd.,

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty

879-9944. $

treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center,

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

Kihei. $

continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m.

Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-

MARCO’S SOUTHSIDE GRILL

on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily 7 a.m.-10

Buy one entrée, get second at half-price, Mon.-Thurs., 5-6 p.m.

1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., Su 5 p.m.-

Buy one taco or burrito, get one of equal or lesser value free with coupon. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-8226.

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$

8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

FREE BROWNIE DESSERT Homestyle New American Comfort Food Air Conditioned Smoke Free Bar TV’s • Pool Tables • $2 Beer • $4 Glass of Wine

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Open Daily: 7:30am - 1am Dinner Served 5pm - 10pm Full Bar - Late Night 10pm - close

WHERE PEOPLE & FOOD OF GOOD TASTE COME TOGETHER! In Our New Location - Azeka II - 874-3779

ALA MODE with Purchase Of Two Entrees Must present coupon Offer good through Sept. 30, 2006

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Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. 7a.m.-2p.m.;5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $

SANSEI KIHEI

STELLA BLUES

Sun. and Mon., 50 percent off food orders, 5-6 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004.

Free brownie dessert with purchase of two entrees. Azeka II shopping plaza, Kihei, 8743779.

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $

On Sun. get Teriyaki Tofu or Cashew Chicken for half-price.

Mon.-Sat., buy one entrée, salad or sandwich and get a second item at half-price. Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea, 2707049.

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE Buy one entrée, get half-off second—good for pizzas, sandwiches, hot dogs and sausages.

Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395

TRADEWINDS MART & DELI Fri.: Buy a meatball sub and get a free soda. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161.

Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd,

Kihei, 875-0839. $

THE SWEET SPOT Kid’s cones just $1.50 every Tues. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 8798611.

THE WATERFRONT Buy one fish entrée at regular price, get the second fish entrée of equal of lesser value for free, 5-6 p.m. Milowai Condominium, Ma`alaea, 2449028.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 8759983. $$$

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere.M-F 11:30-2p.m. Sa-Su 5:30-9:30 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

YORMAN’S BY THE SEA

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

Buy one entrée, get one free, every Tues. 760 S. Kihei Rd., 874-8385.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Open daily 510. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

es. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei,

Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot line and salad bar. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488.

UPCOUNTRY

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $

Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu.6:30-11 am 11:30-4 p.m 5:30-8:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island.W-Su 7-3 Su 7-2 Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 8 a.m.-5 p.m, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.7 a.m.10p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m.

F-Sa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.”11a.m.-2p.m.;4:30-9:30p.m.

799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

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Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 9 a.m.- 2 p.m.81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit down. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

Daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

STOPWATCH BAR AND GRILL Wed. and Thurs., buy any entrée at regular price and get the second for half-price. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380.

breakfast

BJ’S CHICAGO PIZZERIA

BUY 1 bacon & egg

Fifty percent off on carry-out pizzas. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

for $5.95 GET 1 FREE

BLUE LAGOON Buy one buffet breakfast, get one free, Sat. & Sun., 8 a.m.-12 p.m. with coupon. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8141.

7-11 am daily

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$1.99 EARLY BIRD BREAKFAST

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F 10:30-7:30 p.m. Sa-Su 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

CANOES Buy one pupu, get second free during Happy Hour, 3-6 p.m. daily. 1450 Front. St., Lahaina, 661-0937.

Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. Daily 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 6613322. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. M-F 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $

CASTAWAY CAFÉ Two-for-one pasta, Tues. 5 p.m.-closing. Ka`anapali Villas, 661-9091.

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

CHEZ PAUL Two entrees for the price of one through Sept. 30.

Reservations recommended. 820 Olowalu Rd., 661-3843.

KAMA’AINA

50% OFF DINNER ENTREES TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS

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Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

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Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

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China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Half-price pupus every Mon. night in September, 2:30-6 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

CILANTRO Free dessert with purchase of $20 or more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-5444.

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

COOL CAT CAFÉ

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. TuSa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali,

DAVID PAUL’S

667-0968. $

Fifty percent off all entrees every Tues. in September. 127 Lahainaluna, 667-5117.

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street,

Lahaina, 661-5648.

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican

Buy one dinner entrée and receive the second of lesser value at half price from 5-7 p.m.

672 Front St., Lahaina, 6623011.

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

GERARD’S Complimentary dessert with purchase of an entrée.

Reservations recommended.

174 Lahainaluna Rd., 661-8939.

FARMERS MARKET MAUI

food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,

Half-price on hot food bar and salad bar every Sun. in September. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Lahaina, 6697004.

Lahaina, 661-6193. $

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Buy one entrée, get second for half-off. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

FRONT STREET GRILL & BAR

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

HECOCKS Half-off dinner entrees Tues. and Fri. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810.

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

I`O Half-off entrees 5:30-8:30 p.m. daily through Sept. 30.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618422.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa 6 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $

1/2 PRICE SUSHI Wednesday thru Saturday 10 pm-Close (1:00 am)

515 South Kihei Road, Kihei

874-5700 30

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Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads and soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 6619888.

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

LAHAINA COOLERS Tues., Wed. and Thurs., all entrees half price in September, 5 p.m.-midnight. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082.

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.

51. $$

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Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30. Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-

6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s

parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-

6628. $

Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

8a.m.-10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 410 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily

9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., F-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina,

661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

SANSEI KAPALUA Sun. and Mon., 50 percent off food orders placed between 55:30 p.m. thru Labor Day (Summer Hours); 50 percent off food orders by 6 p.m. (regular hours in effect when new location opens). 115 Bay Dr., (until Sept 4—after that, 600 Office Rd.), Kapalua, 669-6286.

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Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

CAFE STYLE A L L F R E S H A L L D AY

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $ Mango Cafe - American and local cusine. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 6671929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Dailym 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 6672663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina.

281-2775. $

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Voted “Maui’s Best”

3(;, 50./; +0505.

Home to award winning Chef Raul Bermudez

KAPALUA - Thursday & Friday KIHEI - Thursday to Saturday

2 FOR 1 EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 5:00 TO 6:30pm

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 6618883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

10pm to 1am - Guests 21 and over with ID

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Sushi and Appetizers

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.close. 669-7499. $$

DAILY BREAKFAST SPECIALS 5.95

50% OFF

Draft Beer and Sake Specials

669-6286

Kihei Town Center

879-0004

Sansei Kapalua Shops open thru Labor Day NEW Sansei Kapalua opens mid-September

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Early Bird Specials

50% OFF All Tapas for Kama’aina Guests

25% OFF for All Guests Seating begins at 5pm, order by 6pm excludes entrées & specials, walk-in and dine in only as space permits, no reservations - 50% Kama’aina discount with valid HI Driver’s License - Exp. 11/1/06

FREE Karaoke Kapalua Shops

TUESDAYS & WEDNESDAYS

VINO Italian Tapas & Wine Bar at The Kapalua Resort

661-VINO

LOCATED IN THE LONGS SHOPPING CENTER KIHEI

861-8688

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Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$

TROPICA

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily.

693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Buy one entrée, get 50 percent off second entrée of equal or lesser value (Must present valid Hawai`i ID and mention Maui Time for discount.

Reservations suggested. Offer valid through Sept. 30, 2006).

The Westin Maui Resort and Spa, 2365 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667-2525.

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

VINNY’S PIZZA

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F 511 p.m., Sa-Su 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

THE COFFEE STORE Fifty percent off any sandwich or wrap with purchase of coffee drink, smoothie or other beverage or buy two sandwiches or wraps and get the second half off. 5095 Napilihau St., Napili Plaza, 280-3232.

West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $

ZUIHAO Half-off all food and non-alcoholic drinks Sun. and Mon., 5-6 p.m. Twenty-five percent off all food and non-alcoholic drinks daily, 5-6 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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Saturday, Sept. 2, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Lahaina Cannery Mall [FUNDRAISER] Nothing’s cooler than hot rods and classic cars. And so, in an effort to raise funds for Special Olympics Maui, Compadres Mexican Restaurant and Maui Street Rodders Classic Car Club are teaming up for a car show, along with live entertainment and food. There’s also a raffle for prize giveaways. The event will take place in the mall’s parking lot, along Honoapiilani Highway. For more info, call Steve Austin at 661-7189. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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Exposicion de Arte Thursday, Aug. 31, 6-9 p.m.; ThursdayMonday, Aug. 31Sept. 4, 12-6 p.m. in Paia [ART] This exhibition features six Latin artists of different mediums, including Eva Enriquez (Spain), Carlos Vignolo (Uruguay), Nicolas Caubarrere (Uruguay), Guillem Molinas (Spain) and Clara Stewart (Argentina). The grand opening party is on Thursday, Aug. 31, from 6 to 9 p.m. The exhibition will be up through Monday, Sept. 4, from 12 to 6 p.m. daily. The Exhibit is located at 165 Hana Hwy. in Paia, between the Livewire Café and the fire station. For info, call 280-8693. Photo: “Mesas” wood sculpture by Carlos Vignolo.

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The Writing Biz Friday-Monday, Sept. 1-4, at the Wailea Marriott [WORKSHOPS] It’s time for the annual Maui Writers Conference! Get your pad and pen. Are you ready for the list of presenters? Here we go: Diana Ossana, Bobby Morseco, William Martin, James Rollins/James Clemens, Jacquelyn Mitchard, Gary Braver, Karen Joy Fowler, Dorothy Allison, Gail Tsukiyama, Ron Powers, H. W. Brands, Sam Horn, Michael Palmieri, Stephen Bulka, John Soriano, Andy Cohen and Chris Keane. All of these established authors are here to mold you into the amazing writer you hope to be, no matter what genre you’re interested in. Workshops, professional consultations, dinner galas, evening presentations, award ceremony, open mic, and a bookstore. They’ve got it all. At $595 kama’aina rate, it is a little pricey, but when you’re a million dollar screenplay writer, you’ll scoff at the miniscule lot of cash you dropped to get there. Visit www.mauiwriters.com or call 879-0061.

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Piscine Rock

No More Dumping

Friday, Sept. 1, 10 p.m. at Longhi’s in Lahaina; Saturday, Sept. 2, 10 p.m. at Charley’s in Paia

Saturday, 9 a.m. at the Wailea Beach parking lot

[MUSIC] Fish Out of Water is a California-based band that fuses rock, funk, reggae and hip-hop in a style they call “RoPhunk RaeHop,” claiming to be influenced by Jimi Hendrix, Beastie Boys and Stevie Winwood, and who are also given to wearing afro wigs, red boxers and long john underwear on their heads, sharing mass amounts of microwave popcorn with their audience, and other such malarkey. But most importantly, Fish Out of Water is apparently a funkingroovin’ jam band that’ll get you dancing and so for that, we salute them. For more info, visit www.fowhq.com or myspace.com/fow.

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[DEMONSTRATION] The campaign to get all the island’s commercial snorkel and tour boats to stop dumping raw sewage into Hawaiian waters is progressing pretty steadily. According to the group Pump Don’t Dump, Aloha Blue Charters’ Hokua boat recently began using pumping facilities when it gets into port. But the group says there are still five boats out there still dumping waste. Some people still aren’t getting the word that human waste doesn’t belong in the ocean. For more information, check out www.pumpdontdump.com. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Pedal to the Metal or Die Jason Statham pursues action for action’s sake With an abbreviated and sped up story informed by Rudolph Mate’s 1949 film noir classic D.O.A., Crank is a hard R-rated chase-and-smash movie fixed around Euro action movie magnet Jason Statham (The Transporter) as Chev Chelios, an illfated freelance hit man. Chev awakens to find that he has been given a poisonous “Beijing Cocktail” the night before, by Los Angeles criminal kingpin Verona (Jose Pablo Cantillo), that will kill him if he lets his adrenal gland slow down.

Crank

★★★★★ Rated R / 83 mins.

With only one hour to live regardless of how amped up he can keep himself, Chev keeps his adrenaline pumping in order to hunt down the cocky Verona while finishing off a prior hit assignment against crime honcho Don Kim (Keone Young).

Crank noticeably lacks Jason Statham’s signature martial arts moves in favor of vehicle-fueled sequences to keep the audience’s pulse racing. Statham hits his stride since debuting in Guy Ritchie’s Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998) and his work here carries a heretofore unseen comic sensibility.

Writer/directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor implement the

wealth of mutual experience they gained making digitally shot television commercials to create an irreverent action picture that plays like a big screen version of the video game Grand Theft Auto with offbeat characters doing shocking things.

Amy Smart (Starship Troopers) especially adds profane pizzazz as Chev’s loopy but supportive girlfriend Eve. Eve remains sympathetic to Chev’s peculiar plight even after discovering in the final hour of his life that he is in fact a hired killer and not the video game programmer he claimed to be in the past. If Chev needs an energy boost to stay alive while driving a car, Eve is happy to aid his cause with her own saliva. When Chev needs a little pick-me-up while running through Chinatown in an open-backed hospital gown, Eve takes one for the team in front of hundreds of bystanders to emphasize her devotion and increase Chev’s heart rate.

The unpretentious romantic interplay between the lovers provides a humanistic shelter from Chev’s hyper-kinetic movement. Country musician Dwight Yoakam does a respectable job as Chev’s quirky oncall medical adviser Doc Miles whose plainspoken advice provides essential exposition to the bare bones story line.

For all of his action movie idol status, Jason Statham flirts with the outré ridiculousness built into the script for Crank.

You can see him contemplating putting his tongue in his cheek even if he never breaks character to actually do it. Crank is a politically incorrect black comedy that glorifies adrenaline in the same way that

Whaddya mean you’re out of Red Bull?!

practitioners of extreme sports seek out life threatening situations to send the selfproduced chemical through their bodies.

It’s a mocking satire of America’s sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll culture mirrored with its proclivity for a combat mentality of revenge, desperation and

death. On a certain level Jason Statham has created his own genre of action movie. He’s shallow, brittle and recklessly graceful, and consequently represents a quality of youth that isn’t yet willing to let the mind do the work instead of the body. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Sep. 06 WATER - (PG13) - Drama - Set in 1938 in colonial India against Mahatma Gandhi's rise to power, this stunningly eloquent testimony to the hunger for freedom from director Deepa Mehta is a profound, passionate and ultimately beautiful epic and revelation in the guise of a story about one young woman's journey to live a full and meaningful life. In Hindi with English subtitles. 117 min.

New This Week THE WICKER MAN - (PG13) - Horror, Thriller - Nicholas Cage stars as a police officer whose daughter goes missing. When he goes to some creepy island to look for her he discovers he may be up against a cult. 118 min. (Heidi King) CRANK - (R) - Action, Drama - Chev Chelios (played by Jason Statham) is given a drug that kills you as soon as your adrenaline goes down. Hence, he has to keep moving to live, and keep kickin’ ass until he gets revenge!

83 min. (HK) CROSSOVER - (PG-13) - Sports, Drama – Noah’s a great basketball player who wants to use his UCLA scholarship to go into premed rather than the NBA; best friend Tech wants to get his GED and win an underground basketball game against his nemesis Jewelz. I’m exhausted already. 95 min.

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92 min. (AP) BARNYARD: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMALS (PG) - Animation, Family - Nickelodeon brings us this adventure about how the cows and sheep get down when we aren’t looking. It’s a mixture of Toy Story and The Lion King with a little bit of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off thrown in for good measure. 90 min. (Gena Gammie) BEERFEST - (R) - Comedy - It’s the dudes from Super Troopers! The group of friends go to Oktoberfest and stumble upon the super secret Olympic games of all that is beer, proving that your real friends will drink themselves into a coma for you. 120 min. (HK) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? Hmm... how much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE DESCENT - (R) - Horror - Six chicks go on vacation by climbing down into a deep, dark cave only to find mutant albino monsters that start eating them. Probably should have just gone to Vegas like the rest of us. 99 min. (AP) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - A young academic (Anne Hathaway) moves to New York to become a journalist and winds up working as an assistant to a super bitch, editor in chief (Meryl Streep) at a fashion magazine. 109 min. (HK) HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS - (PG) -Comedy, Family - In this adaptation of the Thomas Rockwell book, young Billy must earn the respect of his new school classmates by eating 10 worms in a single day. If he doesn’t, the class bully will kick his ass. 98 min. (AP) IDLEWILD - (R) - Drama, Musical - The gents from Outkast play two rising stars in the 1930’s speakeasy scene. A singsong, toe-tappin’ shindig!

120 min. (HK) INVINCIBLE - (PG) - Drama, Sports - Mark Wahlberg plays Vince Papale, a 30-year-old substitute teacher/part-time bartender/loser who never played college football but ended up signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Amazingly enough, this actually happened. 104 min. (AP) JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE - (PG-13) - When three of the most popular girls in school find out they’ve all been played by the same hot jock (Jesse Metcalfe), they decide to team up and give him a bitchy taste of his own heart-breaking medicine. It’s the Bring It On version of Desperate Housewives. 100 min. (GG) LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE - (R) - Comedy - Road picture in which Steve Carrell and his family take a beater VW bus from Albuquerque to the Little

SHOWTIMES Miss Sunshine Pageant in Redondo Beach, California. Should be at least as funny as Snakes on a Plane. 101 min. (AP) MATERIAL GIRLS - (PG) - Comedy, Drama - Two sisters, heiresses to a huge cosmetic company, find that they may be out of their fortune (even homeless!) when a scandal is revealed. Yeah right, they’re going to solve the problem and become better people. I’m already writing a screenplay about what would really happen. 100 min. (HK) MIAMI VICE - (R) - Action, Crime, Drama - The only thing this Michael Mann-directed flick shares with the kitschy 1980’s TV show of the same name is, well, the name. Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx play undercover vice cops who begin to tip over the edge while infiltrating a ruthless drug lord’s world. 135 min. (AP) PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The all star cast of the original Pirates (Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly) are on a new adventure where the legendary Davey Jones has it in for Captain Jack Sparrow. *Sigh* I love Johnny Depp.

150 min. (HK) PULSE - (PG13) - Horror, Mystery, Thriller - A white-washed version of the Japanese film (Kairo) that came out less than one year ago. A high school student stumbles upon a website that seems like a creepy joke, but turns out to be a porthole for evil. 87 min. (HK) SNAKES ON A PLANE - (R) - Action, Thriller Samuel L. Jackson plays an FBI agent who takes it upon himself to kill a lot of poisonous snakes that get unleashed upon the unsuspecting passengers and crew of an airliner. An as-yet unconfirmed rumor hints that New Line is already working on a sequel, Cows on a Bus. 106 min. (AP) STEP UP - (PG13) - Drama - Two very different teens struggling with their individual problems happen to be thrown together. Sparks fly as they bond together to become successful dancers, successful in life and possibly love as well. 98 min. (HK) TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY - (PG13) - Action, Comedy - Will Ferrell plays an in-it-to-win-it racecar driver. If that isn’t enough reason to see it, you shouldn’t be watching. 110 min. (HK) THANK YOU FOR SMOKING - (R) - Comedy, Drama - A darkly comedic portrayal of the depths the tobacco industry will go to keep the hope of cigarette consumption alive. Aaron Eckhart, Katie Holmes and a cast of greats, bring to life through unscrupulous characters and intelligently satirical dialogue, both sides of the idea of commerce, freedom of choice, and corporate morality in a tight, cylindrical package of hilarity and insight. 92 min. (Samantha Campos) WORLD TRADE CENTER - (PG13) - Drama Nicholas Cage and Michael Pena star in this Oliver Stone picture about two real life Port Authority cops who get trapped in the World Trade Center wreckage. Should be subtle. 125 min. (AP) ZOOM - (PG) - Adventure, Fantasy - Tim Allen plays a washed up superhero named Captain Zoom who reluctantly comes out of retirement to help a bunch of kids become superheroes so they can save the world for some reason. 83 min. (AP)

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Water - PG13 - Wed only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Barnyard - PG - Th (2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:35, F (12:40, 2:50, 5:10), 7:15, 9:25, Sa-M (12:40, 2:50), 5:10, 7:15, 9:25, Tu-W (2:50, 5:10), 7:15, 9:25 Celestine Prophecy - PG - Th (2:30, 5), 7:35, 10, F (12:10, 2:25, 4:55), 7:25, 9:35, Sa-M (12:10, 2:25), 4:55, 7:25, 9:35, Tu-W (2:25, 4:55), 7:25, 9:35 Crossover - PG13 - F (12:15, 2:35, 4:55), 7:10, 9:30, Sa-M (12:15, 2:35), 4:55, 7:10, 9:30, Tu-W (2:35, 4:55), 7:10, 9:30 Descent - R - Th only (4:40), 9:20 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th only (4:25), 9:45 How to Eat Fried Worms - PG - Th (3, 5:15), 7:45, 9:55, F (12:50, 3, 5:15), 7:45, 9:45, Sa-M (12:50, 3), 5:15, 7:45, 9:45, Tu-W (3, 5:15), 7:45, 9:45 Idlewild - R - Th (1:40, 4:20), 7:10, 9:50, F, TuW (1:40, 4:20), 7:05, 9:50, Sa-M (1:40), 4:20, 7:05, 9:50 Invincible - PG - Th, Tu-W (2:20, 4:45), 7:20, 9:40, F (12, 2:20, 4:45), 7:20, 9:40, Sa-M (12, 2:20), 4:45, 7:20, 9:40 John Tucker - PG13 - Th only (2:25), 7:05 Material Girls - PG - Th (2:15, 4:30), 6:50, 9:15, F (12:25, 2:55, 5:20), 7:35, 10, Sa-M (12:25, 2:55), 5:20, 7:35, 10, Tu-W (2:55, 5:20), 7:35, 10 Miami Vice - R - Th only (1:35), 6:55 Pulse - PG13 - Th, Tu-W (2:45, 5:05), 7:40, 10, F (12:20, 2:45, 5:05), 7:40, 10, Sa-M (12:20, 2:45), 5:05, 7:40, 10 Thank You for Smoking - R - Th only (2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:25 Wicker Man - PG13 - F (12, 1:45, 2:30, 4:10, 5), 6:45, 7:30, 9:20, 9:55, Sa-M (12, 1:45, 2:30), 4:10, 5, 6:45, 7:30, 9:20, 9:55, Tu-W (1:45, 2:30, 4:10, 5), 6:45, 7:30, 9:20, 9:55 World Trade Center - PG13 - Th-F, Tu-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, Sa-M (1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:45 Zoom - PG - Th (2:40, 4:50), 7:25, 9:30, F (12:30, 2:40, 4:50), 6:55, 9:15, Sa-M (12:30, 2:40), 4:50, 6:55, 9:15, Tu-W (2:40, 4:50), 6:55, 9:15

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BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Hawaiians Gone Wild!

Moving forward with Henry Kapono In the early 1970’s, Henry Kapono played in the popular duo Cecilio & Kapono. At the time, C&K set a precedent for contemporary Hawaiian music. After eight highly successful albums together, Kapono went solo and produced 12 more, eventually increasing his Na Hoku Hanohano award count to nine. But Kapono is not done setting precedents.

Henry Kapono Friday, Sept. 8, at Taste of Lahaina.

Admission: $5.

His latest album, Wild Hawaiian, released just a couple months ago, has been getting tons of media and public attention for its bold, edgy rock twist—all in Hawaiian language—on traditional Hawaiian songs.

We recently talked to Kapono by phone about it.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: What does it mean to be a “Wild Hawaiian?”

HENRY KAPONO: It’s just about trying to go beyond yourself, not getting stuck in everyday life— to go towards what you believe in. At least for me, it really means to get out of myself and move forward.

So that really could apply to the music on this album, as well, in the sense that it feels more “free,” creatively.

Exactly. “Free” is a good word for it. It frees you up from a lot of things that hold you back. Once you realize it’s all forward motion, it’s the right thing to do and the right place to go.

Your album is being touted as part of the latest wave of new Hawaiian music. How do you define this new sound?

I termed it more alter-native. It’s a cultural thing. It has rock, pop—mostly those elements.

Who were some of your musical influences for this particular album?

Well, obviously Jimi Hendrix. And Sting, Green Day…

Excuse me—did you just say Green Day? [Laughs] Yeah. I just really liked the sound and the attitude of American Idiot. You know, right from the beginning, it really grabs you. And I didn’t realize it, but it’s a concept album also. So this is what I wanted to sound like, and what I wanted to do.

And yet you fuse those contemporary elements with traditional, like Hawaiian language and stories about Hawaiian chiefs and stuff.

It’s a forward movement—bringing the past back and moving it forward. Because if it gets lost, all we have left is books. For this album, I wanted to get people to dance, and to sing along. But I also wanted to be celebrating a culture. That way we get more people interested. So we’re setting a new groove movement—a groovement.

How did you feel when you first debuted this new sound? Were you worried about your older fans’ reactions?

I was excited. It was received really well. A lot of people didn’t know what to expect, but it was entertaining, fun and positive. Everyone was expecting the standard Henry Kapono but we just tried to move that forward. I don’t always love what I’ve done, and I find that more people out there are looking for something new.

Everyone gets put into a box and I’m putting myself into a new box, in order to reach more people. Whereas the

music before was about having fun, this goes a little beyond that. There’s an importance to it.

A lot of the songs on this album focus on Hawaiian pride—love for the land, people and culture of Hawai`i—ending with a very poignant rendition of “Ke Aloha O Ka Haku—Queen’s Prayer.” Is this album a reaction to current issues of overdevelopment, and sovereignty?

I really wasn’t thinking about that. The whole album, without even knowing I was doing—these are songs I loved as a kid—I realize is about my life, growing up and who I am, and what I believe in. As for the “Queen’s Prayer,” I think what [Queen Lili`uokalani] was saying—things happened in the past, and we should step away from that and make changes as we move forward. We can put ourselves in a position where we can educate ourselves, do something and make a difference. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Writers Conference - Friday-Monday, Aug. 1-4. Okay, so it’s not a “show” per se, but it is a big deal.

Workshops, professional consultations, dinner galas, evening presentations, award ceremony, open mic, and a bookstore. Ladies and gentlemen, grab your pencils! Er, I mean, uh... nevermind. For info, visit www.mauiwriters.com or call 879-0061.

Wok of Fame - Friday, Aug. 1. The 14th annual RockN-Roll Wok of Fame with 15 respected chefs cookin’ up all kinds of goodies, live music, cocktails and free valet parking. Omigod! $130. 6:15-10 p.m., Hyatt Regency Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-9175.

Da Mento Mokes of Comedy - Saturday, Aug. 2.

Hosted by Rodney Villanueva. Tickets: $30, $25. 7 p.m., Baldwin High School Auditorium.

TICKETS ON SALE The Heart of Hula - Sep. 9. Uluwehi Guerrero's concert marking 25 years of teaching hula. An internationally acclaimed Kumu Hula and Na Hoku Hanohano award winning recording artist, Uluwehi will be joined with over 100 students from his Halau Hula Kauluokala.

Tickets: $30, $23, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Charles Phoenix - Sep. 14. A live comedy performance by “histo-tainer” Charles Phoenix celebrating the sights, scenes and situations that inspired a generation of camera totin’ tourists to “say cheese” while traveling across the US of A, with a special added section on Hawaiiana. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Duets - Sep. 15. This program is a celebration of the 35th anniversary of Crystal Silence, the landmark duet album recorded by Chick and Gary Burton. Tickets: $50, $35, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Cashore Marionettes - Sep. 17. The internationallyacclaimed Cashore Marionettes redefine the art of puppetry and astound audiences with characters so extraordinary and movements so convincing they’ll take your breath away. Tickets: $28. 5 and 7:30 p.m.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Queen’s Story - Sep. 29, 30, and Oct. 1. The men and women incarcerated at Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC) have recently completed reading Hawai`i’s Story by Hawai`i’s Queen. Writing

and acting workshops conducted by Nishikawa, and inspired by the Queen’s experiences and thoughts have birthed this stage production called, The Queen’s Story. Tickets: $45, $20. 6 p.m., Iao Theater, meoinc.charityfinders.org or 249-2990.

Pat Benatar and Neil Geraldo - Oct. 3.

Acknowledged as one of the leading female rock vocalists in the industry, Pat Benatar is a four-time Grammy winner with six platinum and four gold albums. She made her mark in music history as one of the leading stars of the emerging music video scene, at the very birth of MTV! Long-time band member (and husband) guitarist Neil Geraldo accompanies her on this tour, along with a full band. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shout Sister Shout - Oct. 8. A special tribute concert to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, a charismatic performer and one of the greatest sanctified gospel singers of the 20th century. Legendary singer Odetta joins the Holmes Brothers and Marie Knight for an all-star evening of gospel at its authentic best. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Momix: Lunar Sea - Oct. 12. Momix sets itself apart with flawlessly executing daredevil tricks that highlight the individual talents of each performer, and with its use of props as inanimate members of the company.

The stage explodes with a sense of the magic, danger, sensuality, quirkiness, humor and beauty. Tickets: $40, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Aloha Las Vegas - Oct. 12-14. Wally Fukuda, a recently retired Honolulu baker, gets a visit from his highrolling Las Vegas friend Harry who tries to persuade him to sell his house, make the move to LV, and enjoy a new life. It sounds like a good idea...until he tells his family about it. The dynamics of a contemporary local family, played out in some very real, thought-provoking situations are spiced with a good dose of comedy.

Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Manilal & Mita Nag - Oct. 17. Recognized in music circles as one of the world’s most talented and serious exponents of the classical sitar and one of India’s most popular concert sitarists. Manilal Nag comes from a family of musicians who have evolved the Vishnupur Gharana, a style of music that originated 300 years ago.

Daughter Mita, of the sixth generation of Nag musicians, is equally noted for her “poise, power and artistry.” (The Telegraph, Calcutta) With Ananda Gopal on tabla. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater,

MACC, 242-7469.

Joey Arias - Oct. 19. The phenomenal Joey Arias, currently performing with Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas, will grace the stage with his amazing presence, channeling the voice of Billie Holliday and a personality all his own. Also featuring Elliot Douglass on piano.

Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Chris Isaak - Oct. 20. Isaak has been nominated for two Grammy awards, starred in his own criticallyacclaimed TV series, acted in several major motion pictures, released nine extraordinary albums and 12 singles. Stellar songwriting matched with a smooth, dusky baritone make him a must-see. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Tau Dance Theater: Naupaka - Oct. 21. PeterRockford Espiritu, director and choreographer for this stellar contemporary dance company from O‘ahu, aims to bring Hawai‘i's oral-history tradition into the new millennium with this ambitious new presentation.

Naupaka is an Hawaiian cross-cultural experience: an operatic telling of a tragic Hawaiian love story through modern dance, ballet, hula, chant and slack-key guitar with orchestra accompaniment. Tickets: $35, $25, $10.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Prophet - Oct. 26-27. A new play, third in a trilogy, from an internationally acclaimed Maori playwright. A young boy takes his own life, and five of his cousins return to their “home” on the east coast of New Zealand to grieve; over the course of three days, they cope with the loss of one of their own, and grow into adulthood. The Prophet is chill, funny and unforgettable. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Laurie Anderson - Oct. 28. Laurie’s latest performance piece, “The End of the Moon,” is the second in a trilogy of solo performance works that combines stories with music for violin and electronics, creating a duet between the spoken word and Laurie’s signature sound. Based on her experiences as artist-in-residence with NASA (the first and only) she transforms her insights into sound and space in her own eclectic, multimedia style: smart and thought-provoking, sometimes humorous, sometimes poetic. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Olomana - Nov. 4. Taking the name of a beautiful windward O‘ahu mountain, Olomana (Jerry Santos, Wally Suenaga, Willy Paikuli, Haunani Apoliona) blends con-

temporary and traditional musical styles to create a unique sound deeply rooted in the land, people and culture of Hawai‘i. Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Masters of Rhythm - Nov. 5. Experience a landmark cultural event in Hawai’i dance history when the highest global levels of a true American art form converge in an explosion of rhythm and style with live music and drumming. Lead by Emmy Award winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and directed by Chloe Arnold (Los Angeles Tap Festival), outstanding professional tap dancers from North America, Australia and Japan. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, www.MauiTapExperience.org or 2427469.

Ozomatli - Nov. 9. A multi-racial, multi-cultural 10-piece band that is heralded as one of the greatest live shows on the music scene. Get ready to shake your money maker. Tickets: $28, $23. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ying Quartet - Nov. 13. The Yings’ enthusiasm for performing in diverse settings has led to concerts in every major international venue as well as hospitals and juvenile prisons, as they strive to make artistic and creative expression an essential part of everyday life. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 2427469.

Solomon Islanders - Nov. 16. The hit of the ’04 Pacific Festival of the Arts, these superb performers from the center of Melanesia, in the Solomon Islands of the Southwest Pacific—home to a fascinating panpipe music tradition. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet. Sixteen musicians and dancers, contribute visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m.

Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Cecilio and Kapono - Nov. 17. “C & K,” as they are fondly known, have won lasting stature on the contemporary Hawaiian music scene as well as in the hearts of their audiences. Between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have released more than 20 albums and received multiple Na Hökü Hanohano Awards as both duo and solo artists. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk/rock harmonies make this show an enduring favorite, evoking memories of good times together. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Na Lani ‘Eha - Nov. 18. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings

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Thursday 08/31 Kilohana $5, 10pm

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Pito Xavier 9:30pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

Saturday 09/02

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Downsideup 7:30pm

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

COMPADRES

Friday 09/01

Crimson $5, 9:45pm

Sashamon $15, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Planetary Bandits 9:30pm

Fish Out Of Water 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge w/DJ Durty, 9:30pm

Salsa $5, 10pm

TUE - An-Den, No cover, 7pm

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

Ja Army No cover, 10pm

Amphibeus Tungs

MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm, WED - DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Monday 09/04 – Wednesday 09/06

Haiku Hillbillys 7:30pm

DON THE BEACHCOMBER HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Sunday 09/03

Wild 105.5 Party

Flirt

Sashamon

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm; WED - Dolla Balla w/DJ LX, 9pm MON - Reggae on the Rock w/Marty Dread, $10, 10pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sun, Sand and Hoops - Nov. 20-22. The annual EA Sports Maui Invitational. Lots of really tall guys scoring like crazy... on the basketball court! You have to get online to get tix. www.mauiinvitational.com.

Storytelling Festival - Nov. 25. The essence of traditional and contemporary Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of different ways to tell stories. The evening performance features traditional master storyteller Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary ‘slam poet’ Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20 (each performance). 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Matato’a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock.

Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world.

They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of bodybending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:308 p.m. Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free.

Dog Training - The Humane Society is now accepting enrollment for dog training classes that start Tue, Sep. 5. $110, $60. Call 877-3680.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 31 Economic Dialogue - Economic models, visions, solutions and dialogue reading circle, meets the last Thursday of each month. Free. 4-6 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 573-3250.

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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 02 Classic Car Show - Compadres Mexican Restaurant and the Maui Street Rodders Classic Car Club are hosting a Classic Car Show and fundraiser for Special Olympics Maui. The event will include a Car Show with great food and live entertainment. Proceeds from the event to benefit Special Olympics Maui. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall parking lot (far corner on the Longs side, along the highway).

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 03 Drum for Peace - OmZone Maui, African Drums & Tings presents “100 Drums for Peace,” a multi-cultural drum circle celebration. 3-7 p.m., Charley Young Beach.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-9513.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 04 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 05 Joy Gardner - A talk, demonstration and booksigning for Joy Gardner’s new (and 15th) book, “Vibrational Healing through the Chakras with Light, Color, Sound, Crystals and Aromatherapy”. Free. 7-9 p.m. Hawaiian Hairitage Salon & Day Spa, Island Surf Building, Kihei, 874-0471.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 06 WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: South Seas Island Magic with Henry Allen. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

Chantwave - ChantWave allows participants to experience a sense of peaceful communion within themselves while feeling connected within a community of distinctive individuals. The evening is a contemplative and participatory musical event led by Michael Stillwater. $15. 7-9 p.m. The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

KEIKI Keiki Summer Camp - Every Wed.-Fri. through Sep 1.

Maui Ocean Center will be offering a day camp this summer for children age 7-12. Children will spend the day with trained ocean naturalists, learning about Hawaii’s unique marine life. $55. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075 or 270-7085.

After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program.

Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free.

2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.

OmZone - Sat, Sep. 2. “Keiki Time with Uncle O,” starting this weekend, is an interactive program for children ages 4 through 12 incorporates African drumming, singing and music appreciation to promote unity, enhance self-awareness and expand creativity and cooperation. $15. 1:30-3 p.m., Kam III Beach, 2989022.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 2445911, ext. 35.

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LECTURE English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911.

HT Install Windows - Thu, Aug. 31. Learn how to measure and install window treatments. Free. 7 p.m., The Home Depot, 523-8802 ext. 212.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.

ENVIRONMENTAL Pump Don’t Dump - Sat, Sep. 2. Pump Don't Dump Demonstration at Wailea to inform all that tour boats continue to dump toilet contents into ocean. 9-11 a.m.

Meet in parking lot of Wailea Beach, between Four Seasons and Grand Wailea, 891-9176.

Educational Coastal Walk - Sat, Sep. 2. Join a guided 2-3 hour walk through the Waihe`e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, see an ancient fishpond and Heiau.

Reservations required. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Waihe`e. 2445263.

SPORTS Group Effort - Every Thu. & Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with.

5:30 p.m. Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

ART Latin Art Reception - Thu, Aug. 31. Opening for 6 Latino Artists with paintings, sculptures, and design furniture. $5 donation. 6 p.m., 165 Hana Hwy, Paia, 280-8693.

Ellen Levinsky - Fri, Sep. 1 and 3. Ellen Levinsky will be demonstrating her unique art. Watch her create a feather butterfly on her hand-made paper that contains Hawaiian plants and Maui junk mail. 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Lahaina Arts Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery, 6610111.

Carolyn Quan - Fri, Sep. 1. Acclaimed photo collage artist, Carolyn Quan, demonstrates some of her digital collage techniques. 6:30-9 p.m. The Quan Gallery, 6672757.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m. Front Street, 667-9194.

POETRY Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

POLITICAL Gladys Baisa - Thu, Aug. 31. “Lau Hee” chicken hekka dinner with Council Candidate Gladys Baisa.

5:30-7:30 p.m. Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, 572-6608.

Mayor Arakawa - Fri, Sep. 1. Pau hana get together with Mayor Alan Arakawa. Be there for dinner and door prizes. Free. 5-7 p.m. Helene Hall, Hana, 249-ALAN. Early Labor Day - Sun, Sep. 3. Union Labor Day Celebration. Come out and support your unions and

union-endorsed candidates. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Velma Santos Community Center, 244-9191.

Collins for Council - Sun, Sep. 3. Another enlightening Change for Change event with Lance and friends.

Refreshments served. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 422 Kaupakalua Rd., Haiku, 573-5229.

Luncheon - Wed, Sep. 6. Century Club Luncheon with Shan Tsutsui, Hanalei Aipoalani and Malama Solomon.

12-1:30 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 573-5488.

Molokai - Wed, Sep. 6. Dain Kane on Molokai for Talk Story and dinner. Free. 5:30-7:30 p.m., Mitchell Pauole Center, 870-5913.

Joe Pontanilla - Wed, Sep. 6. Friends of Council Member Joe Pontanilla Fundraiser with food and fun. $15. 5:30-7:30 p.m. Binhi At Ani Community Center, Kahului, 572-0033.

Kyle Yamashita - Wed, Sep. 6. State Rep. Kyle Yamashita's fundraiser is a heavy pupu affair titled, “Taste Delights on Wednesday Night.” 6-7:30 p.m.

Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center.

TV/Radio Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53.

Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 5733084.

Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a new live one-hour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe. All sets from 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 6614855.

Compadres - Tue; Damien Awai. 4 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tu; Howard Ahia. Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat. All Sets 7:3010 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri; Ernest Pua’a.

Sat, Sun, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback. All sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat; Acoustic music. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Live music nightly.

All shows 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 6679616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Th, Sa, Tu; Wayne Dunn.

All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front

Thursday 08/31 LOTUS (AT FIRE DRAGON) Shops at Wailea - 879-6088

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Friday 09/01

Saturday 09/02

Downtempo Lounge 10pm

Fresh Beats 10pm

Naughty English 10pm

Erin Smith Band No cover, 9pm

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Vince Esquire Band No cover, 9pm

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

No info

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - TBA, 10pm; TUE - TBA, 10pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Tom Cherry 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Sunday 09/03

Monday 09/04 – Wednesday 09/06

Gina Martinelli 7pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

MON - El Dogg, 8:30pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Th, JD on the Rocks; Fr, Crazy Fingers; Sa, JD and Harry; Su, Kilohana; Wed, Jarrod Rovack. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri & Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m.

888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m.

2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Marvin Tevaga, Sat & Wed; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 69 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 78:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m.

2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu & Sat; Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), MonSun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Murray Thorne, Thu, 7 p.m.; Victoria Barrett Fri, 7 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Downside Up, Wed, 8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai.

1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed- Sun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI

AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment.

335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Benoit Jazz Works, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:30-9:30 p.m.

71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Wed; Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Closed for vacation. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:309:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:159:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 vis-

itor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono’s Bar & Grille: Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis.

Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart. Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 36 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 69 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m.

Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:309:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100

Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music

by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:308:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Of all the signs, young Scorpios have the hardest time bouncing back from humiliation. Everyone experiences some mortifyingly embarrassing situation at some point in her lifetime, but you Scorps, who do tend to take yourselves a bit too seriously sometimes, require a much longer recovery period than most. This probably seems very much like a weakness, but like all frailties, it can also be a strength. How does this hidden asset make itself manifest? Compassion. When comforting the fallen and disturbed this week, remember the times when you were more or less where they are now. Then you’ll know exactly what to do.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Sometimes you wish you shared that talent for invisibility that some people seem to possess.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Can I just tell you, again, how sexy you are? Your confident, playful energy is likely to be greatly appreciated and sought-after this week. May I suggest working it? You’re not likely to have this many opportunities presented to you, just because of your very nature, for a long time to come. The coolest part is that your adventure-seeking is cumulative: the more doors you open, the more will open for you. Don’t take a chance, though, and you’re not likely to get another one any time soon.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) How much longer will you make excuses, Leo? Shit like, “I can’t write my novel until I get the right computer” and “I’m just waiting until after this busy period at work to fix my relationship,” won’t cut it anymore. You deserve better. Your ego requires it. You can’t be the fabulous star you want to be just because you’re charming and well-dressed, at least not this week. You’ve got to actually do something.

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The Unexpected Life is a series of surprises, and would not be worth taking or keeping if it were not. – Ralph Waldo Emerson When I pulled up to her house, Jen was already outside smoking. For the past couple weeks, my dear friend had been tightly wound by the preparations of finally leaving Maui for good, returning to her hometown on the mainland and settling down with her man.

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