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‘Work Here? I Don’t Work Here’ Getting to know the Maui Time Weekly family In this office? Oh, about seven minutes, I guess. Is that how long we’ve been talking? […]

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that you’re thrilled at the opportunity to be here, Maui Time Weekly, where we can inspire people each week to better their communities.

Whenever people find out I work for Maui Time Weekly, they all jump at the chance to ask me questions. What’s it like working there? Is working on the paper fun? How do you guys come up with stories? Can I get a date with Holoholo Girl?

Mostly, people want to know what the staffers here are like. They want to know all about the people behind the news—the hard working, dedicated minions who spend their days putting the paper together. So in the interests of answering some of those queries—and hopefully getting many of you people off my back—each week I’m going to chat with one of our hard working, dedicated minions, as long as space permits and I don’t get fired. This week I’ll start with Andrea Feliciano, who just walked into my office so she gets to go first:

Thanks, but you know it’s not that funny.

Says you! Anyway, seriously, how come you moved here?

Oh, about three years ago my husband got this really great job offer to come out here and do public relations at one of the resorts. We thought about it for about three seconds before we decided to drop everything and get out here as soon as possible.

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Here?

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Riiiight. Okay. Well, hey Andrea, thanks for chatting with me. It’s been really informative. And folks, stay tuned next week when I interview one of our island’s many brave firefighters. Take care, and keep reading! MTW

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Looks like work may finally be starting again on the scenic boardwalk through the Kealia Pond National Wildlife Refuge. According to a refuge spokeswoman, on Sept. 19 work began again on the 2,200-foot boardwalk, though at press time there’s no evidence of anything new at the site.

The coastal boardwalk has been empty for more than a year—even the bright orange plastic netting strung around to keep people away is falling apart. But now workers from Central Construction in Kahului—the same outfit that built the boardwalk in the first place—will hopefully soon be tearing out the plastic boards to make way for new decking made by Trex.

That material, a composite made from “recycled plastic grocery bags, reclaimed pallet wrap and waste wood,” is guaranteed for at least 25 years and is supposed to resist moisture, sunlight and insects, according to the company’s website.

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The project was also supposed to cost $2.2 million—provided by a grant from the Federal Highway Administration (FHA)—but the new job of tearing apart and rebuilding the asyet unused boardwalk will add at least $600,000 to $700,000 to the budget, said Central Construction manager Stanley Matsumoto. He added that the funds will come from a “costsharing arrangement” between FHA and his firm.

This new work couldn’t come at a better time. With summer ending this weekend, that big orange sign by the makai side of North Kihei Road is threatening to become a really pathetic joke.

“Boardwalk scheduled to open summer 2006 pending parking lot completion,” it taunts passing drivers as it stands over a couple piles of gravel, conex container and a conspicuous lack of any paved parking lot. But then again, the seemingly endless delays in the opening of the 2,200-foot scenic boardwalk through the Kealia refuge never had much to do with the proposed parking lot.

After four months of construction— which itself was delayed a couple months because of rain and to accommodate “nesting season”—it was during final inspection in January 2005 when construction officials noticed severe cracking in many of the recycled plastic lumber used for the boardwalk’s decking. Officials said the problem was partly due to the material itself not taking to the intense Kihei sun but also a result of the absurd order to nail—rather than screw—the plastic planks to their wooden supports.

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LC Watch It was more than a year ago when a 19-year-old Liquor Control minor decoy walked into Lahaina Shell on Mill St., pulled a 40 of Miller Genuine Draft out of the cooler and walked up to the counter. The cashier ran the decoy’s ID through the register, which promptly rejected it. As the decoy walked away, the cashier suddenly yelled out, “You need to be one year older,” punched another, older birth date into the machine and then rang up the sale.

tions,” says Kealia refuge manager Glynnis Nakai. “Nailing was one of the problems, but it’s a moot point now because we have to replace all the plastic material.”

If it ever opens, the boardwalk will provide an unparalleled hike (6/10ths of a mile) through some of the state’s last natural wildlife habitat. The mudflats and wetlands of the refuge—used by U.S. Marines for amphibious warfare training in World War II—is home to rare and endangered Hawaiian stilts, coots, Hawaiian ducks, black-crowned night herons, pacific golden plovers, sanderlings, wandering tattlers and ruddy turnstones.

How long this new work will take is, as is typical for Maui construction jobs, anybody’s guess. After all, a Kealia news release dated Aug. 4, 2004 mentioned that boardwalk planning had been ongoing since 1996. Matsumoto said about three months, but Nakai laughed when I asked her for an estimate.

“A few months?” she said. “Anything can happen.”

On Sept. 18, a version of this story appeared on Mauitime.com

MTW

On Sept. 7, 2006, the case finally came up before the LC’s Board of Adjudication. Al Gustavson, president of Goose’s Edge, Inc., which owns Lahaina Shell, plea bargained at the last second to plead no contest to one charge of serving a minor in exchange for the LC dropping another count of failing to check ID. When offered the chance to speak, Gustavson first asked Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jeffrey Temas if the cashier had ever been prosecuted for selling the beer to the minor.

“I’m glad you asked me that,” said Temas. “I don’t have that in front of me.”

“See, that’s the crux of the problem,” said Gustavson. “That was his responsibility—it should not be put on me. I’m guilty in the sense that it was my employee [who sold the beer] but I think the whole thing should be thrown out.

Goose’s Edge didn’t sell [the minor] the liquor, he sold him the liquor… I’d love to have you make a statement and go after this guy and back off the licensee.”

Board member Glenn Kunitake not so gently reminded Gustavson that he, as the owner, was responsible for all his employees’ actions, which Gustavson agreed was correct. But the board didn’t seem to be in a mood to push the point beyond that, and only fined Gustavson $1,000, which is the mandatory minimum for such a conviction.

-Anthony Pignataro

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Maui Land & Pine rises to the top on word that the Maui County Board of Ethics has dismissed a complaint that company VP Warren Suzuki shouldn’t have voted at a Maui County General Plan Advisory Committee meeting in June. For now, at least, the company’s voice on the committee dedicated to thrashing out a new county General Plan is safe and secure. And A&B drops a notch on news that the Ethics Board declined to take any action on an anonymous complaint that County Council Members Bob Carroll, G. Riki Hokama, Dain Kane, Mike Molina and Joe Pontanilla dined in February at the company’s behest at Mama’s Fish House. The Ethics Board said there was nothing wrong with the dinner, but their action on the complaint did bring about an additional mention of the infamous dinner in both this paper and The Maui News. MTW

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What she didn’t say: One of the people Lingle later announced she had voted for was Jerry Coffee, who’s running for Democrat Daniel Akaka’s U.S. Senate seat. Now Coffee—a rabidly right-wing Midweek columnist and former Vietnam War POW—went through open-heart surgery early in his campaign and dropped out of the race. But he remains on the ballot. By this strategy, Lingle hopes to create a situation whereby Coffee wins and then the Republican Party drafts an 11th hour replacement.

Of course, who that person might be is a closely guarded secret? Will it be Mark Beatty, the best known Republican still actually in the race?

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ehbrah@mauitime.com Just wanted to send a special mahalo to the people responsible for completely destroying the last mile of Kapakalua Road. One day I watched you folks dig a hole and then fill it up again for seemingly no reason. Then you disappeared for a week before returning to do it again. This went on for months.

Wouldn’t practicing with a Tonka truck in a sand pit be cheaper? Then, after you used your gigantic tracked vehicles to transform the semi-passable road into a treacherous stretch of potholes and half-assed patches, you took a vacation for several months. Was anybody going to consider returning to fix the damage? Also, I suggest that in the future that you put your road crew signs OUTSIDE the work area so people coming around the corner don’t almost run into you while you stand in the road and yell at people for driving too fast.

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taking anything for granted,” but come on: she’s not facing a primary challenger of note and her two Democratic adversaries—former state Senator Randall Iwase and current Waianae harbormaster William Aila, Jr.— have between them raised less than $300,000. Right now, Lingle has more than $2 million in the bank, and you can bet she’ll have a good chunk of money still there when the race is over and she’s free to start thinking about her next campaign… As for Case, he’s trailing in the polls and in campaign fundraising. The Star-Bulletin nod—“It is time for a younger person to begin building seniority in the Senate”—is a helpful boost, but unlikely to do much for the congressman who still feels the best for the country is to keep U.S. troops in Iraq for the foreseeable future. Anyway, if he’s elected, maybe he can do something about Dog Chapman.

FRIDAY, Sept. 15 WEDNESDAY, Sept. 13 I think this is going to be a quiet week.

I don’t see much of anything happening.

THURSDAY, Sept. 14 Governor Linda Lingle raises $6 million with more than two months to go before the general election! The Honolulu Star-Bulletin endorses Ed Case for U.S. Senate! Bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman gets arrested and will be carted off to Mexico! There’s too much news! Deep breaths… Deep breaths… Okay, I’ve calmed down now.

So, Lingle’s broken Hawai`i’s record for campaign fundraising, the previous holder being… Linda Lingle! Lingle says she needs all this money because she’s “not

It’s a strange way to run a reelection campaign, but hell, she knows best. Anyway, according to today’s Maui News, yesterday Her Majesty Linda Lingle got onstage at the Maui Hotel & Lodging Association’s annual membership meeting and said that Maui’s roads and sewers and such are failing to keep up with growth. Yes, failing. This comes as no surprise to anyone who’s spent more than 30 seconds on any of Maui’s lovely highways, but it’s odd for the state’s top elected official to say—namely because she’s the state’s top elected official, and has been for the last three and a half years.

As governor, it’s her job to articulate her vision for Hawai`i, set the agenda and generally poke and prod the often unwieldy state Legislature into action. She’s done so, by her account, on the matters of homelessness, affordable housing, crime prevention, education, health care access and environmental preservation. But

where state highway improvement was concerned, evil “bureaucracy” stymied the mighty Lingle Administration. Oh yes, my friends, we’re all screwed.

SATURDAY, Sept. 16 Looks like the whole Hamakuapoko Wells issue is over finally… and was never really an issue to begin with. The Maui News is reporting that yesterday the Maui County Council voted 6-2 to ban use of the controversial wells for drinking water purposes even as it discovered a 2000 consent decree between the county and the state Department of Health meant the water would still be available for emergencies.

Councilman Dain Kane even used the revelation to jab at Mayor Alan Arakawa—his primary opponent—saying it showed the incumbent “doesn’t have a clue.” Now I can’t tell if this means everyone wins or everyone loses.

In fact, the two dissenting votes, Jo Anne Johnson and Mike Molina, said they did so because they want more information. But with the election just around the corner and two of Arakawa’s opponents sitting on the council, I doubt there will be time for that.

SUNDAY, Sept. 17 Dog, now that you’ve made bail, you know what you have to do: Run!

MONDAY, Sept. 18 With the primary election this Saturday, two new polls show U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka strongly leading upstart challenger Case. I mean, with numbers like these, the election could be a real blowout. In the first poll of likely Democratic voters statewide and conducted

by Ward Research, Inc., Akaka leads Case by 13 points, 51 percent to 38 percent. The second poll, by SMS Research and Marketing Services, surveys Big Island voters. Those numbers have Akaka leading Case by 14 points, 42 percent to 28 percent. What’s fascinating about these polls is that they haven’t really changed during the campaign—there’s never been a point in the race when Case led Akaka, mostly because there hasn’t really been a race.

From the beginning, incumbent Akaka had the firm backing of the Democratic Party. It’s hard for a guy like Case, who holds views on wedge issues like the Iraq War that differ substantially from the party platform, to gain any kind of ground in that kind of race. Ironically, Case’s view that it’s time for younger representation in the Senate is right on: Akaka, though very progressive, hasn’t been particularly effective. But Case, who is far too supportive of the Bush Administration’s war in Iraq, just isn’t the guy to replace him. That means another term for the 81-year-old Akaka—not a particularly exciting prospect, but we’ve survived far worse.

TUESDAY, Sept. 19 First Dog Chapman and now this: CNN has reported that Sprecklesville resident and country music legend Willie Nelson was busted today in Lafayette, Louisiana for possession of marijuana and narcotic mushrooms. His tour bus was rolling through town when the fuzz pulled it over during a traffic stop.

Searching the bus, the cops found one and a half pounds of MJ and another two-tenths of a pound of shrooms. Shocking, just shocking.

Anthony Pignataro voted early and voted often. MTW

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ly kicked in the restaurant’s window before he sped away. Employees got his licenseplate number and alerted police, but since Bailey had made it back home in just under four minutes, he claimed to be house-bound and never to have left. But police soon figured it out and charged Bailey with felony destruction of property.

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By Krista Sherer Being that I was born and raised here, Hawaiiana was a big part of my education as a child and I have always loved the myths and legends of the islands. I hold a deep reverence for the Hawaiian culture, touched with sadness for a race of people struggling to keep their customs alive. Yet even through this struggle Hawaiians have maintained their legends and history.

But when I heard about `Ulalena—which runs five days a week at the Maui Theatre in Lahaina—I was skeptical. I thought

it would be another tourist trap, drenched with cheesy routines that disregarded Hawai`i’s cultural depth. Though skeptical, I decided to go. I wasn’t prepared for the show’s power and significance.

The word `Ulalena is defined as a wind unique to Maui, as well as a red-yellow colored rain at twilight.

This mystical element sets the basis for the beginning and end of the story. The viewer is guided through a journey of Hawaiian mythology, dance, chants and history. And from moment to moment, metaphors

integrated with original music, choreography, acrobatics and visuals create a spectacular experience.

The story itself has a universal theme with hidden meanings. The Kumulipo, or the Hawaiian creation chant, signifies the endless cycles of life and lays the foundation of the show. The production begins with a man carrying the burial casket or ka`ai to an unknown destination.

The taro, which is so important to all of Polynesia, dances with the first breath of life.

A beautiful Ocean imparts the

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A new age of hopeful people embraced in 'Ulalena rain.

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way for the first ocean travelers navigating by the stars. In a magical forest a young ali`i, or king, has a vision of a lizard or mo`o. Trees come to life displaying their supernatural power, or mana and the kamapua`a, a pig demi-god, falls in love with Pele, the Volcano Goddess. In the Village, men pound poi while women beat kapa cloth.

In honor of Lono, the village celebrates an ancient festival, the Makahiki. Then a European explorer arrives and the people show him great respect, thinking Lono has arrived in human form. The clash of old and new ways mixed with an introduction of foreign elements results in the overthrow of the old kapu, or taboo, system. Conflict and confusion, along with disease, killed a huge portion of the indigenous population.

As this happens, immigrants come in to work on the island’s sugar cane fields, bringing more death. In response, Pele explodes into the audience. Then life begins again under the magnetic light of the Moon Goddess, Hina. The audience is finally invited to help manifest `Ulalena rain which blesses a new age of people facing the future.

If you have ever seen `Ulalena you know it can leave you thoughtful and elated. For me at least, it also left me with a feeling to learn more about who was behind the performance. With more than 30 professional performers and musicians, most of them from Hawai`i, I went backstage shortly before one of their recent shows to gain a better understanding of what made the show so special.

The show began to take shape in 1998 when Roy Tokujo, the managing partner of Lahaina Myth & Magic Theatre, imagined a production that would express the passion and beauty of Hawai`i’s past.

The Mo'o gracefully sliding down a waterfall.

The 'Ulalena players performing the Hula Kala'au.

who plays Mo’o and just happens to be an exceptional acrobat. She is originally from Colombia. “I am not Hawaiian, but I come from a place where the same thing happened to the people,” she said. “With us it was the Spanish. `Ulalena is a universal story.”

With barely 15 minutes until show time, I quickly thanked the ladies and followed Walker to another dressing room. There I met with two original cast members, Lynette Chun, who plays The Mother, and Cyndi Davis, a vocalist. They both exuded a calm, maternal feel and I found myself trying to slow down my delivery to match their demeanors. “`Ulalena was a basis of life and love,” Davis said, while Chun spoke of the universal concept in the show.

She wanted people to “take with them a sense of awareness of the richness of the Hawaiian heritage, so that we can continue to regenerate a sense and place in history and allow the future to take from the past.”

At this point it was time to get a male’s perspective, so I followed Walker to the other side of the theatre to visit some of the gentlemen players. Outside the men’s dressing room, Walker poked her head in and asked if the men were decent.

“Never!” two or three responded.

Kipe Ebana, who plays Kamapua`a, then walked out. I asked him what he wanted people to get out of the show. “Some people don’t even know that Hawai`i has its

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Working together with ARRAMontreal—a renowned Canadian company specializing in high concept productions—as well as noted Hawaiian historians, composers and entertainers, `Ulalena was born.

Kalapana Kollars, who seems serenely poised and plays the young ali`i, hasn’t been with the show that long. But he has an eloquent grasp of the story’s subtleties. “`Ulalena is a chance for us to express our culture though dancing as well as chanting,” he told me backstage. “I want people to experience Hawai`i’s history, beauty of the music and chant as well as the legends in a crash course hour and 18 minutes. You can’t really get that anywhere else.”

Kawai`ola Sellars agreed, adding that it was important for people to appreciate Hawaiian culture. Later, Caro Walker, the show’s Production Manager, met me in the hallway and guided me through the dark and into dressing rooms. She led me to the ladies’ dressing room first. There, four women sat talking and applying make-up to their faces. They invited me in and I asked them what they wanted people to get from the show.

Makalani Franco Francis, a striking young woman who plays Pele, said she hoped people would understand that “The History of our people is a big part of our lifestyle. I would just hope that people would want to indulge themselves in learning more about our culture after seeing the show.”

Cora Yamagata, a Japanese woman sitting next to Makalani, plays a woman in the immigrant scene that performed Butoh, the Japanese dance technique imitating a corpse that’s standing upright. She explained how in studying the art form it brought her full circle back to her own roots.

And that many times after the show, audience members who had worked in the sugar cane fields would come up to her relating their experiences and “how suffocated and overwhelmed they felt under the tall stalks of the sugar cane.”

Seated next to me was Ana Prada,

own race or language,” he said. “So when they ask me I tell them, ‘If it intrigues you, find out more.’ I want people to get that Hawai`i has a culture and that it is alive.”

My last stop was the musicians. In `Ulalena, music is the first thing you hear and plays a critical role in the show. So Walker hurried me upstairs. There I found Anthony Natividad, the effusive nose flute player who was well versed in current Hawaiian issues. He’s been with the show since the beginning.

“When I heard about what `Ulalena was I made sure that the bamboo that I got for the flutes was from the region where the rain falls in Makawao,” he said.

We talked about his feeling that the show was a lot of hard work until I heard a conch blow from the theatre announcing the beginning of the show. The usher kindly escorted me to my seat where I looked around at the packed, mostly tourist audience who had no idea what they

were in for.

As I settled into my seat, I thought back to a conversation I had with Andrea Torres, an original cast member who plays Hina. I had asked her what it was that made the performance so unique.

“There is a movement happening in Hawai`i and `Ulalena is a part of that movement,” she said. “We are all channeling the spirit of the show which is based on the mythology and history of the islands.”

The drums started to echo, reminding me that I was witnessing change in motion. There is a Hawaiian word, kaona, which translates as hidden or figurative meaning. I knew that it was most likely this kaona that the audience would consume. As I heard the waves crashing, signifying the birth of the islands, I started to remember Hawai`i’s resilience and knew that `Ulalena was a seed planted for Hawai`i’s future. MTW

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food. Gena started in on the salad and I took a bite from the sandwich.

The side Caesar was tangy with garlic, while the baby greens and tomatoes on the sandwich were fresh and added just enough to the meal without drowning out the flavor of baby baked brie on baguette.

The Quinoa Salad was equally awesome.

And the basil vinaigrette was creamy and just strong enough with balsamic to spark my taste buds.

Gena and I agreed that everything was tasty and delicious. We also decided to call the food “stylish hippie”—offering healthy and veggie options while remaining upscale by including premium ingredients.

After reading the menu board on a recent visit, my friend Gena and I took a seat at a two-top near the entrance of the gallery.

The door was open to the gallery, so every once in awhile a delicious airconditioned breeze cooled us down.

It was peaceful outside, with nothing more than the sound of birds and rustling leaves to disturb the tranquility while a small chicken in the “Aaron Carter stage”— older than a chick but younger than an adult— ran around.

We started with a cup of the soup of the day, which was ginger rice.

We also wanted a salad, but there were too many choices. There’s the Taro Salad and the Asian Salad, but we were mostly interested in the Quinoa Salad, mainly because she’d never had quinoa before and I couldn’t be certain I remembered it correctly.

Besides quinoa, the salad included baby greens, Haley enjoying the Chicken Curry Salad grilled eggplant, tomatoes, crumbled goat cheese and The café is also the perfect place to a basil vinaigrette. take a first date. There are vegan options, Once that was settled, we debated but you’ll also find fish, chicken, turkey over sandwiches. There was Grilled and bacon if that’s what you’re into. All Eggplant and Mahi Mahi or Snowcrab the seating is outside, so there are plenty and Avocado, but we ultimately decidof things to look at. It’s a quiet and cozy ed on the Baby Brie and Bacon, though place, which allows for good conversawe asked that they leave off the bacon. tion. And everything on the menu is Here, we opted for the whole rather affordable and allows for a variety of eatthan the half, which comes with a ing habits.

Caesar salad regardless of size.

The service is quick and helpful but Our soup was out lightning fast. The won’t rush you out. And if you’ve gotten ginger made it extremely flavorful, and this far in your date, you can take an there was plenty of soft rice as well. after-meal stroll through the nearby galOnly a few minutes passed when our leries and shops. MTW server reappeared with the rest of our

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DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out.

Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m.

444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. ç.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store.

But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; WSa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 8776000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food.

Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $

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Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

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Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Ohana - Healthy breakfast and lunch comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

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Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$

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Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. MSa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m.

Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

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Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar. Open for lunch and dinner. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m.

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 8799952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Su 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 8757668. $

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine.

Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon…

Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794700. $

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials.5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911368. $

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan.

Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8757782. $

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $

Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m.

1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies.9am10pm 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m.

281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine.

Breakfast always available. Daily 7 a.m.-10 p.m.

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., Su 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911333. $

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8748385. $$ K

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 9 a.m.- 2 p.m.81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

UPCOUNTRY

Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Su-M 510 p.m. Tu-W 5:30-10p.m. Th-Sa 5:301:30a.m.-1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck.

5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. 7a.m.-2p.m.;510 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list.

Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials.

M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m.

1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.

891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 8 a.m.-5 p.m, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit down. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F 10:30-7:30 p.m. Sa-Su 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. Daily 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries.

Soup and sandwiches available. M-F 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.7 a.m.10p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot line and salad bar. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488.

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere.M-F 11:30-2p.m. Sa-Su 5:30-9:30 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Open daily 5-10. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!

Island Fish Tacos Grilled Steak, Chicken Vegetarian

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu.6:30-11 am 11:30-4 p.m 5:30-8:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island.W-Su 7-3 Su 7-2 Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily 11 a.m.4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 5739065. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.”11a.m.-2p.m.;4:30-9:30p.m.

799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6615566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly 5-9 p.m.

2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks.

Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ K

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $ Mango Cafe - American and local cusine. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 6671929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Dailym 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 6672663. $

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina.

281-2775. $

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American.

126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6655900. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close.

669-7499. $$

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads and soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 6677572. $

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Castaway Cafe - Beachside America.

Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 6614855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. Sa-Su 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 6613843. $$$ K

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create.

Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa 6 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

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L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

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Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F 5-11 p.m., Sa-Su 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m.

Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.

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Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$

Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30. Sa-Su, 59:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 6616628. $

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For the Ladies Saturday (Sept. 23), 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. at the Dragon’s Den [HEALTH] In celebration of Women’s Health Month, the good people at the Dragon’s Den have been offering a series of FREE talks to soothe and enlighten. This week continues with a bevy of information on Saturday. At 10:30 a.m., learn how to “connect with the divine feminine through sacred plant medicine” with Kate. At noon, check out recipes for the use of essential oils to “nourish the skin and delight the senses” with Jody. Class requirement: “Be prepared to revel in a sniff and a slather.” At 1:30 p.m. with Victoria, you’ll begin to understand what combination of herbal products will support and balance your female health.

At 3 p.m., Hanna instructs on how dreams offer “powerful guidance on the menopausal journey of transformation.” This talk proposes to teach you how to “decode this language of images and feelings to claim your deep feminine power and move toward wholeness.” Dragon’s Den is located at 3681 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5722424.

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USO Returns to Maui

Beautiful Conundrum

Thursday (Sept. 21), 6:30 p.m. at the Wailuku Public Library

Saturday (Sept. 23), 7-11 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel

[WWII music revue] Maui and the rest of Hawai`i sat under the thumb of martial law during World War II, but life wasn’t all bad. In and amidst the legions of soldiers, sailors and marines stationed here, USO (United Service Organizations) entertainers put on shows periodically. In conjunction with a traveling Smithsonian Institution poster exhibition “Produce for Victory: Posters on the American Home Front 19411945” that runs at the Wailuku Library through Oct. 20, tonight the Baldwin Theater Guild will showcase song and dance routines that were popular at USO shows during the war. In addition, Lisa Owen’s “Moonglow” Swing Band performs live music and local author Gail Ainsworth will talk about what Word War II USOs were like on Maui. The event is free, and there will be refreshments. For more information, call the library at 2435766. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

[ART/MUSIC] This latest of Café Marc Aurel exhibits features its usual eclectic array of known and unknown artistes magnifique—this time, as they express abstraction by way of “Beautiful Conundrums.” And for an added bonus, local folk rock singer-songwriter Joe Benedett will be performing his upbeat solo acoustic set. Not just another art show shlebb, Benedett’s played with band members from the likes of Paul McCartney and Wings, The Beach Boys, Elvis Costello and the Imposters, and others. This is a double whammy for the price of… well, none. No conundrum here! See, there’s NO COVER. Café Marc Aurel is located at 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

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Sunday (Sept. 24) 2 p.m. at Casanova [ACOUSTIC MUSIC/BENEFIT] It’s time to pull yourself away from the television and record the game. After taking a little month and a half break, Mana’o Radio’s entertaining benefit “Upcountry Sundays” is back at Casanova with your favorite acoustic sounds. This weekend brings Hawaiian soul group Lawa, ramblin’ man singer-songwriter Jordan Kolton, and talk story extraordinaire Jeff Gere. Once again, this reminds me of a joke.

How many musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, two, one, two, three, four! Ha ha. I am hilarious. Casanova is located at 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-0220. [HEIDI KING]

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[POETRY SLAM] Featuring award-winning poet Kealoha Wong, this week’s poetry slam—or rhythmic talk story—travels through the places we hike, surf, hunt, fish, live, work, play and love. For further inspiration, you’re encouraged to visit www.eastmauiwatershed.org or call 573-6999. This spoken word competition entails performances of up to three minutes of original poetry, five judges from the audience, and a $100 cash prize. Sign up at 6 p.m. Tickets: $15 general; $10 poets, students, seniors. McCoy Studio Theater is located at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Kahului, 242-7469.

He’s the Man Wednesday (Sept. 27), 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater [FILM] This week’s Maui Film Festival flick is the documentary/tribute concert Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man. As quietly stirring, visually ironic and lyrically somber as his poetic art, the film intersperses clips of musical tributes to Cohen by Bono and U2, Rufus Wainwright, Nick Cave, Jarvis Cocker, Martha Wainwright, Beth Orton, Julie Christensen, and The Handsome Family, with insightful and reflective commentary by Cohen, Bono, The Edge and the other featured musicians. Rated PG-13. 104 min. Tickets: $10. Pre-show entertainment provided by folk-blues songstress Victoria Barrett.

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Hailed as Jet Li’s final martial arts epic, Jet Li’s Fearless is a unique story about Chinese historical figure Huo Yuanjia who rose to fame in China before disgracing himself and bringing tragedy upon his family, only to later redeem himself and his country in a national tournament. The movie opens on a competition promoted by the Foreign Chamber of Commerce in 1910 in which Yuanjia (Li) must fight four opponents in succession, each representing a different faction of foreign influence in China.

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The thrilling fight sequence segues to Yuanjia’s backstory as the asthmatic son of a wushu master who attempted to shield his weak son from the skills he taught others. Director/producer Ronny Yu (Bride of Chucky) and action choreographer Yuen Wo Peng (Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2) pack the film with twice the action of a typical kung fu action movie and still render a poignant parable of human experience.

After his father loses a public match, the young Yuanjia loses a fight to a bully and vows never again to lose. Yuanjia remains true to his oath as he diligently trains in solitude for years before battling against fighters from all around his region, exhibiting an outsized ego to match his increasing fame.

With his best friend and trusted accountant beside him, Yuanjia invariably takes on disciples and dilettantes interested in taking advantage of the free food and drinks that he offers them.

Yuanjia’s hubris backfires when another local wushu master beats up one of his students, and the revenge-seeking

Yuanjia interrupts the man’s birthday celebration to challenge him to a contest that will serve as the action centerpiece of the movie.

As party guests flee, Yuanjia and his opponent wield mighty Daoshu swords against one another in a breathtaking duel that is one of the most electrifying fight sequences ever filmed. Before the combat is over, the swords will be chipped apart and the men will resort to their most lethal barehanded techniques.

The aftermath of the fight sends Yuanjia on a self-imposed exile that finds him aided by a blind rural farm girl named Moon (Sun Li) who gradually helps the disconsolate man restore his sense of self. It’s during this second act that the unspoken meaning of “wushu” surfaces in the subtext of the narrative and we witness Yuanjia’s competitive nature put in check.

For all its phenomenal action-packed combat scenes that feature rarely seen weapons such as the three-section staff and the spear, the movie meticulously fulfills its emotional and thematic context to its historical subject. Jet Li thoroughly inhabits his character’s spiritual transformation with a transparent and uninhibited performance that sticks with you long after the rush of the visual action has subsided. Director Ronny Yu eschews wires and quick cuts in favor of allowing the audience to savor the full scope of Li’s estimable skill set.

In clarifying his public statement about the movie marking the end of his career as a martial arts star, Jet Li has stated that it is merely the last film in which he will practice the strenuous traditional wushu style of masters like Huo Yuanjia. At the age of 43, Jet’s body won’t allow him the hyperbolic displays of athleticism that the genre demands.

He will however continue to perform roles that utilize his fantastic skills in films like the upcoming Rogue opposite Jason Statham, where Li plays an enigmatic assassin. Jet Li’s Fearless isn’t just a martial arts movie; it is a truly great one. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Sep. 27

JACKASS NUMBER TWO - (R) - Comedy - The Jackass boys are on the loose and have put themselves through pain, as well as awkward and dangerous situations for your viewing enjoyment. 105 min. (HK)

LEONARD COHEN: I'M YOUR MAN (PG13) - Tribute - A tribute concert starring U2, Rufus Wainwright, Nick Cave, Jarvis Cocker, Martha Wainwright, Beth Orton, Julie Christensen, and The Handsome Family. Also includes interviews with Cohen, Bono, The Edge and the other featured musicians. 104 min.

SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS - (PG13) - Comedy - Jon Heder stars as the guy who wants the girl, so he takes a class on how to get chicks taught by Billy Bob Thorton’s character. 110 min. (HK)

New This Week ALL THE KING’S MEN - (PG-13) - Drama This remake of the 1949 classic stars Sean Penn as an idealistic though dirty Southern politician and Jude Law as the reporter who follows him. 120 min. (Anthony Pignataro) FEARLESS - (PG13) - Action, Drama - Jet Li plays real-life martial arts legend Huo Yuanjia, who became the most famous fighter in all of China at the turn of the 20th Century. This is supposedly Li’s last martial arts film. 103 min. (Heidi King) FLYBOYS - (PG-13) - Action, Adventure - A group of Americans right out of Central Casting join a French squadron to fly combat missions in WWI. The movie runs two hours and 19 minutes, which is rather long for a picture about airplanes that don’t have any snakes on them. (AP) THE ILLUSIONIST - (PG13) - Mystery, Romance - Boy falls for girl. Girl gets engaged to a Prince. Boy masters magic tricks to get her back. Stars Edward Norton and Jessica Biel. 110 min. (HK)

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Now Showing BARNYARD: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMALS (PG) - Animation, Family - Nickelodeon brings us this adventure about how the cows and sheep get down when we aren’t looking. It’s a mixture of Toy Story and The Lion King with a little bit of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off thrown in for good measure. 90 min. (Gena Gammie) THE BLACK DAHLIA - (R) - Drama, Thriller - An adaptation of an infamous 1947 unsolved murder of a Hollywood actress. It could get grisly. 121 min. (HK) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is? Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE COVENANT - (PG13) - Horror, Thriller - Four teens have magical powers and use them for basic debauchery...until another magical guy shows up and is apparently super powerful, super evil, and super jealous of their easy living. (HK) CRANK - (R) - Action, Drama - Chev Chelios (played by Jason Statham) is given a drug that kills you as soon as your adrenaline goes down.

Hence, he has to keep moving to live, and keep kickin’ ass until he gets revenge! 83 min. (HK) CROSSOVER - (PG-13) - Sports, Drama - Noah’s a great basketball player who wants to use his UCLA scholarship to go into pre-med rather than the NBA; best friend Tech wants to get his GED and win an underground basketball game against his nemesis Jewelz. I’m exhausted already. 95 min. (AP) EVERYONE’S HERO - (G) - Comedy, Action, Animation - This is a cartoon about a boy who sets out to restore his family’s honor, which I guess is still important, starring the voices of Tyler James Williams, Rob Reiner, William H. Macy and Whoopi Goldberg. 88 min. (AP)

SHOWTIMES GRIDIRON GANG - (PG13) - Drama, Sports - Do you smell what the Rock is cookin’?!?! An adaptation of Sean Porter, a dentention camp officer that created a high school level football team from the “bad kids” and teaches them respect. 120 min. (HK) HOLLYWOODLAND - (R) - Drama, Biopic - Ben Affleck plays George Reeves, the popular actor who played Superman on TV but then died in 1959 from a single gunshot wound. Adrien Brody plays a private dick who starts nosing around the case. 126 min. (AP) HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS - (PG) -Comedy, Family - In this adaptation of the Thomas Rockwell book, young Billy must earn the respect of his new school classmates by eating 10 worms in a single day. If he doesn’t, the class bully will kick his ass. 98 min. (AP) INVINCIBLE - (PG) - Drama, Sports - Mark Wahlberg plays Vince Papale, a 30-year-old substitute teacher/part-time bartender/loser who never played college football but ended up signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Amazingly enough, this actually happened. 104 min. (AP) THE LAST KISS - (R) - Drama, Romance - It’s a coming of age story for mid-life and quarter-life crisis victims. Stars Zach Braff. (HK) LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE - (R) - Comedy - Road picture in which Steve Carrell and his family take a beater VW bus from Albuquerque to the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant in Redondo Beach, California. Should be at least as funny as Snakes on a Plane. 101 min. (AP) MATERIAL GIRLS - (PG) - Comedy, Drama - Two sisters, heiresses to a huge cosmetic company, find that they may be out of their fortune (even homeless!) when a scandal is revealed. Yeah right, they’re going to solve the problem and become better people. I’m already writing a screenplay about what would really happen. 100 min. (HK) THE PROTECTOR - (R) - Action, Comedy - It’s an action packed movie full of high energy fight scenes with Jackie Chan-like moves. Does it matter what the story line is? 84 min. (HK) THE WICKER MAN - (PG13) - Horror, Thriller Nicholas Cage stars as a police officer who’s daughter goes missing. When he goes to some creepy island to look for her he discovers he may be up against a cult. 118 min. (HK) WORLD TRADE CENTER - (PG13) - Drama Nicholas Cage and Michael Pena star in this Oliver Stone picture about two real life Port Authority cops who get trapped in the World Trade Center wreckage. Should be subtle. 125 min. (AP) ZOOM - (PG) - Adventure, Fantasy - Tim Allen plays a washed up superhero named Captain Zoom who reluctantly comes out of retirement to help a bunch of kids become superheroes so they can save the world for some reason. 83 min. (AP)

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee All the Kings Men - PG13 - F (1:25, 4:15), 7:05, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:25), 4:15, 7:05, 9:55, M-W 4:15, 7:05, 9:55 Barnyard - PG - Th (2:50, 5:10), 7:15, 9:25, F-Su (12:40, 2:50), M-W (2:50) Celestine Prophecy - PG - Th (2:25, 4:40), 7:25, 9:35 Covenant - PG13 - Th (1:50, 2:45, 4:30, 5:15), 6:50, 7:45, 9:10, 10, F (12:20, 1:50, 2:45, 4:25, 5:15), 6:55, 7:45, 9:10, 10, Sa-Su (12:20, 1:50, 2:45), 4:25, 5:15, 6:55, 7:45, 9:10, 10, M-W (1:50, 2:45), 4:25, 5:15, 6:55, 7:45, 9:10, 10 Crossover - PG13 - Th (2:35, 4:50), 7:10, 9:30, F-W 7:10, 9:30 Fearless - PG13 - F (1:50, 2:10, 4:30, 4:50), 7, 7:20, 9:30, 9:50, Sa-W (1:50, 2:10), 4:30, 4:50, 7, 7:20, 9:30, 9:50 Fly Boys - PG13 - F (12:40, 3:45), 6:50, 10, SaSu (12:40), 3:45, 6:50, 10, M-W (3:45), 6:50, 10 How to Eat Fried Worms - PG - Th (3, 5:05), 7:35, 9:45, F-Su (12:50, 3), M-W (3) Illusionist - PG13 - F, M-W (1:30, 4), 6:35, 9:10, SaSu (1:30), 4, 6:35, 9:10 Invincible - PG - Th, M-W (2:20, 4:45), 7:20, 9:40, F (12, 2:20, 4:45), 7:20, 9:40, Sa-Su (12, 2:20), 4:45, 7:20, 9:40 Last Kiss - R - Th (2:55, 5:20), 7:40, 10, F (12:15, 2:45, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:45), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50, M-W (2:45), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Material Girls - PG - Th only (2:40), 7:05 Wicker Man - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 2:30, 4:10, 5), 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 9:55 World Trade Center - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, F-W 6:30, 9:20 Zoom - PG - Th only (4:55), 9:20

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Black Dahlia - R - Th-F, M-W (2:15), 4:50, 7:30, 10:05, Sa-Su (1), 4:50, 7:30, 10:05 Everyone’s Hero - Th-F, M-W (2:45), 5, 7:05, 9:30, Sa (12:35, 2:45), 5, 9:30, Su (12:35, 2:45), 5, 7:05, 9:30 Gridiron Gang - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (2), 4:35, 7:15, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:45), 4:35, 7:15, 9:55 Hollywoodland - R - Th only (3:25), 7, 10 Jackass 2 - F, M-W (2:40), 4:50, 7:05, 9:50, SaSu (12:30, 2:40), 4:50, 7:05, 9:50 Little Ms. Sunshine - R - Th-F, M-W (3), 5:20, 7:45, 10:05, Sa-Su (12:40, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10:05 Protector - R - Th-F, M-W (3), 5, 7:30, 9:45, SaSu (1, 3), 5, 7:30, 9:45 School for Scoundrels - PG13 - Sa only 7:05

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Black Dahlia - R - Th, Su-W (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, F-Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10 Fearless - PG13 - F-Sa (1:30), 4:25, 7:30, 10:05, Su-W (1:30), 4:25, 7:30 Gridiron Gang - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1), 4:05, 7, F-Sa (1), 4:05, 7, 9:55 Invincible - PG - Th only (1:30), 4:25, 7:30 Jackass 2 - R - F-Sa (1:45), 4:35, 7:45, 10:10, Su-W (1:45), 4:35, 7:45 Wicker Man - PG13 - Th only (1:45), 4:35, 7:45

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Black Dahlia - R - Th (4:15), 7, 9:30, F, M-W (4), 6:50, 9:15, Sa-Su (1), 4, 6:50, 9:15 Crank - R - Th only (4), 7:45, 10 Everyone’s Hero - G - Th (4:45), 7:30, 9:45, F, MW (4:15), 7:30, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:30, 9:30 Fearless - PG13 - F, M-W (4:30), 7:15, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:40 Invincible - PG - Th only (4:30), 6:50, 9:15 Jackass - R - F, M-W (4:45), 7:50, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:45, 7:50, 9:55

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 Gridiron Gang - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:15, 4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (10:30, 1:15), 4, 7, 9:45 Little Miss Sunshine - R - Th (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:35, F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 6:45, 9:15, Sa (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 9:45, Su (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 6:45, 9:15 Protector - R - F, M-W (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:30 School for Scoundrels - PG13 - Sa only 6:45 Wicker Man - PG13 - Th only (1:30, 4:15), 6:45, 9:15

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

SEPTEMBER 21, 2006

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BY HEIDI KING HEIDI@MAUITIME.COM

Freedman and Smith Buddhas, totems and lots of little pots The Schaefer International Gallery in Kahului has white walls, hardwood floors and high ceilings. There is no music and the room echoes nearly any and every sound. When you walk through the front door, there is a wall a little to the right that has large silver letters assigning the left side of the

Ron Smith and Stephen Freedman

men with the “SS” on their chests all in different colors.

“SS men were the worst of the worst in Hitler’s Germany,” says Smith. “It’s symbolism, but it’s tongue in cheek because they are very non-threatening caricatures.”

Smith says he brings this kind of humor throughout the show by “removing the seriousness” and “twisting things around to build contradictions.”

The other side of the gallery is artwork made up of clay in earth tones. There are four sections of four square white pillars with Freedman’s works perched on top. The

Photos: Ron Smith

Through Oct. 1, Tue-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. at Schaefer Int’l Gallery, Maui Arts & Cultural Center.

room to Ron Smith and the right to Stephen Freedman.

Smith’s works are all bright colors and clean-cut designs. One display takes up most of an entire wall with 20 Buddhas in a sort of pyramid formation. Most of the Buddhas are plain black silhouettes, but on the bottom row there are some on the end that are neon lit outlines in red and blue. One of which seems to be bouncing away. The work is “Untitled” but in parenthesis reads “Twenty Buddhas with one or so reaching enlightenment.”

Buddhas are one of Smith’s signature characters in this exhibit, as well as flamethrowing fire extinguishers, people with lightning bolt-SS’s on their chests, and rocks.

One work is made up of six neon outlines of

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pieces are pottery that has been altered so that they are bent, torn or give the impression of dripping or melting. Smaller pots are squished into the larger pots. “The vessel became the body for me,” says Freedman. “I manipulate it to change, move, and grow as our bodies do.”

In a large piece in the center of the room, Stephen Freedman has stacked pots of all sizes with the largest ones sort of making the totem while smaller ones push out from every direction. Some of the pots seem to be dripping even smaller pots. Freedman says he caught himself making “smaller and smaller vessels that are part of a larger and larger whole.”

Near the front of the room are the tall thin totems, all slightly curving. They are pale in color and look to be made of cement.

Although mostly gray, what made this piece so interesting was the fact that each totem had a bit of blue, even if you have to search for it. It turns out these totems are made from mud loosely packed into a mold and fired. The blue comes from copper thrown or left in the kiln.

In front of a half wall is a piece shaped like a vase standing approximately four feet tall.

Words have been cut out completely. This work is titled “Moments.” If you walk circles around it, you will read a quote from his book Roberto’s Head, “Amongst moments within the Pantheon are moments such as these,” which trails off as it reaches the floor. MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Moments - Thursday, Sep. 21. Every third Thursday of the month you can find the sickest DJ’s droppin’ mad beats. This time there’s Avery, Bucco, Jean Francois, DJ Quartz, and David. $5. 10 p.m., Casanova, Makawao, 572-0220.

The Brothers Cazimero - Saturday, Sep. 23. A celebration of Aloha Festivals 60th Anniversary with The Brothers Cazimero in concert and featuring local Hula Halau and special guest. Tickets: $22, $17. 6:30-10 p.m., Maui Arts & Cultural Center, 268-1789 or 242-7469.

Upcountry Sundays - Sunday, Sep. 24. Mana`O Radio Upcountry Sundays are back. Kickin’ it off is Lawa with guests Jeff Gere and Jordon Kolton. $7. 2 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220.

TICKETS ON SALE The Queen’s Story - Sep. 29, 30, and Oct. 1. The men and women incarcerated at Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC) have recently completed reading Hawai`i’s Story by Hawai`i’s Queen. Writing and acting workshops conducted by Nishikawa, and inspired by the Queen’s experiences and thoughts have birthed this stage production called, The Queen’s Story.

Tickets: $45, $20. 6 p.m. Iao Theater, meoinc.charityfinders.org or 249-2990.

Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo - Oct. 3. Acknowledged as one of the leading female rock vocalists in the industry, Pat Benatar is a four-time Grammy winner with six platinum and four gold albums.

She made her mark in music history as one of the leading stars of the emerging music video scene, at the very birth of MTV! Longtime band member (and husband) guitarist Neil Geraldo accompanies her on this tour, along with a full band. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shout Sister Shout - Oct. 8. A special tribute concert to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, a charismatic performer and one of the greatest sanctified gospel singers of the 20th century. Legendary singer Odetta joins the Holmes Brothers and Marie Knight for an all-star evening of gospel at its authentic best. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Momix: Lunar Sea - Oct. 12. Momix sets itself apart with flawlessly executing daredevil tricks that highlight the individual talents of each performer, and with its use of props as inanimate members of the company. The stage explodes with a sense of the magic, danger, sensuality, quirkiness, humor and beauty. Tickets: $40, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Aloha Las Vegas - Oct. 12-14. Wally Fukuda, a recently retired Honolulu baker, gets a visit from his high-rolling Las Vegas friend Harry who tries to persuade him to sell his house, make the move to LV, and enjoy a new life. It sounds like a good idea... until he tells his family about it. The dynamics of a contemporary local family, played out in some very real, thought-provoking situations are spiced with a good dose of comedy. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ozomatli - Oct. 13. A multi-racial, multi-cultural 10-piece band that is heralded as one of the greatest live shows on the music scene.

Get ready to shake your money maker. Tickets: $28, $23. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Manilal & Mita Nag - Oct. 17. Recognized in music circles as one of the world’s most talented and serious exponents of the classical sitar and one of India’s most popular concert sitarists. Manilal Nag comes from a family of musicians who have evolved the Vishnupur Gharana, a style of music that originated 300 years ago.

Daughter Mita, of the sixth generation of Nag musicians, is equally noted for her “poise, power and artistry.” (The Telegraph, Calcutta) With Ananda Gopal on tabla. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Joey Arias - Oct. 19. The phenomenal Joey Arias, currently performing with Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas, will grace the stage with his amazing presence, channeling the voice of Billie Holliday and a personality all his own. Also featuring Elliot Douglass on piano. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Chris Isaak - Oct. 20. Isaak has been nominated for two Grammy awards, starred in his own critically-acclaimed TV series, acted in several major motion pictures, released nine extraordinary albums and twelve singles. Stellar songwriting matched with a smooth, dusky baritone make him a must see. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Maquerade Ball - Oct. 21. Haunted house, live music, cocktails, food, contests, and more. Tickets: $75. 5:30 p.m., Iao Theater, Wailuku, 242-6969.

Tau Dance Theater: Naupaka - Oct. 21. Peter-Rockford Espiritu, director and choreographer for this stellar contemporary dance company from O‘ahu, aims to bring Hawai‘i's oral-history tradition into the new millennium with this ambitious new presentation.

Naupaka is an Hawaiian cross-cultural experience: an operatic telling of a tragic Hawaiian love story through modern dance, ballet, hula, chant and slack-key guitar with orchestra accompaniment. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Prophet - Oct. 26-27. A new play, third in a trilogy, from an internationally acclaimed Maori playwright. A young boy takes his own life, and five of his cousins return to their “home” on the east coast of New Zealand to grieve; over the course of three days, they cope with the loss of one of their own, and grow into adulthood. “The Prophet” is chill, funny and unforgettable. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Laurie Anderson - Oct. 28. Laurie’s latest performance piece,

“The End of the Moon” is the second in a trilogy of solo performances that combine stories with music for violin and electronics, creating a duet between the spoken word and Laurie’s signature sound. Based on her experiences as artist-in-residence with NASA (the first and only) she transforms her insights into sound and space in her own eclectic, multimedia style: smart and thoughtprovoking, sometimes humorous, sometimes poetic. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Olomana - Nov. 4. Taking the name of a beautiful windward O‘ahu mountain, Olomana (Jerry Santos, Wally Suenaga, Willy Paikuli, Haunani Apoliona) blends contemporary and traditional musical styles to create a unique sound deeply rooted in the land, people and culture of Hawai‘i. Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Masters of Rhythm - Nov. 5. Experience a landmark cultural event in Hawai’i dance history when the highest global levels of a true American art form converge in an explosion of rhythm and style with live music and drumming. Led by Emmy Award winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and directed by Chloe Arnold (Los Angeles Tap Festival), outstanding professional tap dancers from North America, Australia and Japan. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, www.MauiTapExperience.org or 242-7469.

Bull - Nov. 10 and 11. For the first time in the Professional Bull Riders' history, top ranked bull riding athletes will compete on the Hawaiian Islands. Tickets: $80, $25. War Memorial Football Stadium, 242 7469.

Ying Quartet - Nov. 13. The Yings’ enthusiasm for performing in diverse settings has led to concerts in every major international venue as well as hospitals and juvenile prisons, as they strive to make artistic and creative expression an essential part of everyday life. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Solomon Islanders - Nov. 16. The hit of the ’04 Pacific Festival of the Arts, these superb performers from the center of Melanesia, in the Solomon Islands of the Southwest Pacific—home to a fascinating panpipe music tradition. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet. Sixteen musicians and dancers, contribute visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Cecilio and Kapono - Nov. 17. “C & K,” as they are fondly known, have won lasting stature on the contemporary Hawaiian music scene as well as in the hearts of their audiences. Between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have released more than 20 albums and received multiple Na Hökü Hanohano Awards as both duo and solo artists. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk/rock harmonies make this show an enduring favorite, evoking memories of good times together. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Na Lani ‘Eha - Nov. 18. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sun, Sand and Hoops - Nov. 20-22. The annual EA Sports Maui Invitational. Lots of really tall guys scoring like crazy... on the basketball court! You have to get online to get tix. www.mauiinvitational.com.

Storytelling Festival - Nov. 25. The essence of traditional and contemporary Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of different ways to tell stories. The evening performance features traditional master storyteller Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary slam poet Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20 (each performance). 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Matato’a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies.

With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16,

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Thursday 09/21 Kilohana $5, 10pm

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Friday 09/22

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Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Hand Jive Trio No cover, 7:30pm

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

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Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $10, 9:45pm

DJ Zelis & DJ Toben $8, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Bob Jones 9:30pm

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MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; TUE - Blue Note Lounge, 7:30pm WED - DJ Durty, 9:30pm

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EVENTS

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 Picnic - Live music by The Hula Honeys, complimentary coffee, pastry samples, and more. Free. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Under the Monkeypod tree, next to Ka'ahumanu Church.

PWF Talk Story - "Riding the World's Biggest Wave: Stories of the Survival and Recovery of People and the Marine Environment from the 2004 Tsunami" presented by Dr. Dwayne Meadows. 67:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation's Discovery Center, Ma'alaea, 249-8811.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 Primary Election Day - Get to the poles!

Limu - Limu survey training and assist with limu collection surveys.

8:30-10:30 a.m. Sanctuary Ed Center, Kihei, 879-2818 ext 102.

Bead Bazaar - (Sat. and Sun.) Ayla’s Wonderful World of Beads will be holding a bead bazaar with the top bead vendors from around the world. Free. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. The Four Seasons Resort Maui, Wailea, (877) 328-AYLA. Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Market Place.

Jeff Gere - Known for his elastic body, morphing face, energy and humor, Jeff Gere will be making appearances and telling tales this weekend. $10. 8 p.m., Mandala Shop, Paia, 579-9555.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 Bead Bazaar - (Sat. and Sun.) Ayla’s Wonderful World of Beads will be holding a bead bazaar with the top bead vendors from around the world. Free. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. The Four Seasons Resort Maui, Wailea, (877) 328-AYLA. Women’s Circle - A women’s tantric initiation journey into the deep, divine feminine. 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m., 244-4103.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists.

6-9 p.m. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-9513.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 Video Festival Series - This month's theme: Imua; Steer, Stroke or Swim. Donations encouraged. Doors open 6 p.m. Iao Theater, 244-8680.

Dan Zofi - International folk dancer, Dan Zofi, teaches Israeli and International folk dancing. Free. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Jewish Congregation of Maui, Kihei, 874-5397.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

SEPTEMBER 21, 2006

Dom & Friends No cover, 9pm

Movie Night - Pancakes and a movie. Endless Summer is the flick. 7 p.m. Reservations required. Sanctuary Ed Center, Kihei, 879-2818 ext 102.

Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free.

Aloha Festivals - Now through mid-October. This year is the 60th anniversary. The theme, “Na Paniolo Nui O Hawai`i,” translates to “The Great Cowboys of Hawai`i.”

Sat, Sep. 23 - And so begins the 1st Annual Lanai BBQ Competition. Celebrate with great paniolo cooking. Dole Park, Lanai, 565-3240 or 565-9092.

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KEIKI After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:304:30 p.m., 399 N Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations.

Jeff Gere - Sat, Sep. 23. Known for his elastic body, morphing face, energy and humor, Jeff Gere will be making appearances and telling tales this weekend. 2-3 p.m. Maui Booksellers, 244-9091.

Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Hands-on graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator.

For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35.

LECTURE English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911.

Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Startup entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network.

Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. 873-8247.

Divine Feminine - Sat, Sep. 23. Connect with the divine feminine through sacred plant medicine. Learn ways to bring herbs into your life to nourish the physical, energetic and spiritual aspects of our lives. 10:30 a.m. Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

Essential Oil - Sat, Sep. 23. 12:00 noon Enjoy great recipes for the use of essential oils that nourish the skin and delight the senses.

12 p.m. Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

Get Herbal - Sat, Sep. 23. Victoria lovingly creates very powerful combinations and will help you understand what will support and balance your female health and well being. 1:30 p.m. Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

Menopause - Sat, Sep. 23. Learn how to decode the language of images and feelings of menopausal journey dreams. 3 p.m.

Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

Gina Martinelli 7pm

Kenn Briner - Fri, Sep. 22. Meet internationally exhibited Fine Art Photographer, Kenn Briner. This is a great opportunity to talk with Kenn about his approach to photography and his unique perspective of the natural world. 6:30-9 p.m. The Quan Gallery, 667-2757.

Dr. Gary Greenburg - Fri, Sep. 22 and 29. Dr. Gary Greenburg’s incredible micrographic photography will be showcased, and be complemented with a special slide presentation of his beautiful miniatures. 6-9 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina, 667-9898.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m. Front Street, 667-9194.

Beautiful Conundrum - Sat, Sep. 23. Group art exhibit with abstractions in all media. Live entertainment. 7-11 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

POETRY MauiSlam - Sun, Sep. 24. Your monthy dose of the slam competition. $15, $10. 6 p.m MACC, 244-9091.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

POLITICAL Clean Waving - Thu, Sep. 21. The de Naie campaign welcomes volunteers willing to pick up trash and wave signs. Gloves, trash bags and refreshments provided. 4-5:30 p.m. Mauka side of Hana Highway at Hansen Rd., 573-4299.

Pablo Paredes - Fri, Sep. 22. Meet Pablo Paredes, a Navy veteran and conscientious objector who refused deployment to the Iraq War and is now a GI Rights Hotline counselor. 7 p.m., Ka Lama 103, MCC, 573-3255.

Naliko Markel - Sat, Sep. 23. Join Naliko Markel, the Kingdom of Hawaii's Minister of the Interior, for an informative talk called “The Voice of Hawaiian Freedom.” Donations welcome. 4 p.m., Maui Booksellers, 244-9091.

Meetings - Mon, Sep. 25 and Tue, Sep. 26. Mayor Alan Arakawa has announced a series of county-wide informational meetings to gather public input for the County of Maui Fiscal Year 2008 budget preparation process. Members of the mayor's cabinet will also be present to respond to questions or address any community issues or concerns. 270-7855.

Mon, Sep. 25. - 5:30 p.m. Lanai Senior Center.

Tues, Sep. 26. - 5:30 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center.

ENVIRONMENTAL

TV/Radio

Haleakala - Fri, Sep. 22. Learn about creatures of the night. 7:308:30 p.m. Hosmer Grove Campground, 572-4459.

Road to Hana - Sat, Sep. 23. Phase 2 of the road to Hana clean up will be conducted from Kaupakalua Road (mile marker 0) to Kaumahina State Wayside Park (mile marker 13). 877-2524.

Talk Story - Tue, Sep. 26. "Endangerment of the Kumulipo" by Dr. Art Medeiros, Maui biologist and Leeward Haleakala Watershed Restoration Partnership coordinator. 7 p.m. Tavares Community Center, Pukalani, 572-9724.

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a one-hour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

SPORTS Group Effort - Every Thu. & Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m. Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

ART Kick Off - Thu, Sep. 21. Kick-off event for "Home Front" programs.

Baldwin Theater Guild performs song and dance routines of popular war era tunes, Lisa Owen's "Moonglow" Swing Band performs live music, and local author Gail Ainsworth shares information about Word War II USOs on Maui. 6:30 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe.

All sets from 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue; Damien Awai. 4 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tu; Howard Ahia. Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri; Ernest Pua’a. Sat, Sun, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback. All sets 3-5 p.m.

(Followed by) Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika.

Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat; Acoustic music. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Th; Harry Troupe, F; Joshua, Sa; Greg DiPiazza, Tu, W; Bentley Kaloway. All shows 7-10 p.m.

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Th, Sa, Tu; Wayne Dunn. All sets 36 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - W, Th, F, Sa, Su; Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Th; JD on the Rocks. F; Crazy Fingers.

Sa; JD and Harry. Su; Kilohana; W; Jarrod Rovack. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri & Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Marvin Tevaga, Sat & Wed; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m.

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue; Joshua, 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu & Sat; Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat; Joshua, 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Thursday 09/21

Friday 09/22

Saturday 09/23

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Live Entertainment 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursday $6, 10pm

Sirus B Posse No cover, 10pm

Hot Latin Nite $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen No cover, 10pm

MON - Katie, No cover, 10pm: TUE - Reggae w/Razz, No cover, 10pm; WED - Curtis Williams, No cover, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Carroll Brothers 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS LIFE’S A BEACH

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Murray Thorne, Thu, 7 p.m.; Victoria Barrett Fri, 7 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Downside Up, Wed, 8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louise Lambert, Sat. All sets 69 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed-Sun 7-10 p.m.

760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Benoit Jazz Works, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:30-9:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999.

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9)p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys. 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku

Sept. 21st

Fine Line 9pm

Rampage 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Monday 09/25 – Wednesday 09/27

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LOBBY LOUNGE

Sunday 09/24

Sept. 22nd

MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm Ras Gabriel & 4word 9pm

Live DJ

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - Danny Murry Show, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 5798844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed; Joshua, 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Closed for vacation. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly.

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30

Sept. 23rd

Grown WILD FLIRT 105.5 Party & Sexy Party w/Boogie Man Thursdays Productions

Sept. 24th

tEeN niGhT

p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1-888-669-3858.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace.

Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono’s Bar & Grille: Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart. Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia.

Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Sept. 25th

Grammy Nominee

Willie K

Sept. 26th

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30 p.m. -8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music with Jamie Lawerence and a Hawaiian band 6:30 p.m.-8 p.m., Wed ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill.

Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, Wed-Thu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 68 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

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LULU’S

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Salsa Music & Dancing No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Live Salsa Music, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - Live Jazz, No cover, 9:30pm

Shops at Wailea- 879-6088

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MANANA GARAGE

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm

Barefoot Natives w/Eric Gilliom & Willie K., 8pm

Celtic Tigers Dylan Donkin

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

Trevor Jones 9pm

Local Artist Debut 10pm

Erin Smith 10pm

NEPTUNES

Hoku & Kanoa

Fine Line

Crunch Pups

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

TBA

House of Stylz

Sin City Flava Zone

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No cover, 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Benoit Jazzworks; WED - Erin Smith Band TUE - DJ Bern, 9pm; WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm

Steve Sargenti 9pm

MON - Live Music; TUE - The Easy; WED - Malik

Soprano Sunday

MON - Monday Night Football; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Dollar Live

Kanoa No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

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DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

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DJ Tark No cover, 9pm

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Crunch Pups $3, 9pm

Haiku Hillbillys $3, 9pm

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Manatees are smarter than previously thought. What we thought of as endearingly dumb, shortsighted and gentle cows of the sea are actually more engaged and intelligent than we were able to see at first. Perhaps it’s because we’re naturally drawn towards faster animals, like leopards, hawks and sharks. But there’s virtue to be had in slow things, too. Keep that in mind this week; the best parts and people are likely to be gentle, peaceful and unhurried, not attention-grabbing, clever and fast. Avoid the latter and seek the former. They’re just what you need.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) I love being startled. I couldn’t tell you how many times my neighbor has somehow surprised me on the stairs, making my heart pound and my knees pleasantly weak. It’s always good for a laugh afterwards, which is really the best part. You, on the other hand, tend to detest real surprises, so you don’t always react with such good humor and pleasure when they manage to sneak up on you. However, I suggest you marshal whatever ability you do have to laugh at these little surprises, because you’re likely to be subject to a lot of them—if not this week, then in the weeks to come.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) I was sitting in a friend’s house, sweating and wishing I could cool off. Imagine my pleasure when I literally reached out my right arm and my hand fell upon a lovely bamboo fan. What you need is within such easy reach it’s ridiculous, only you’ll never see it if you’re looking for it. It’ll only be there when you hold your hand out, truly without expectation, and see what drops into it. Sounds easy, right? No, it’s actually way harder than you’d think. Nevertheless, I think you have a good chance of pulling it off.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I’m working on a novel and today I realized I had to kill one of my beloved characters. You, too, have been avoiding a hard outcome you’d rather not face. I don’t blame you. You’re worse off; what you have to do isn’t as bad as what I did, but who you have to do it to is made of flesh and blood, with a soul and emotions as real as your own, not someone you made up. But that doesn’t change things. Luckily, you can choose how. I had to let my character die cruelly; it made the best story. You can afford to be kinder.

Make the cut, but do it as gently as you can.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Apparently, a very high number of rescue workers who helped after the World Trade Center fell are now suffering from a variety of respiratory illnesses. It’s not altogether surprising, given the kinds of toxins they were breathing in at that time. What’s shocking is that many of them are having trouble getting appropriate medical care for these problems. People shouldn’t necessarily be rewarded for doing the right thing, but they ought to be taken care of after they’ve done so, not screwed over. Remember that, this week, when you’re in a position to give someone the help they need and deserve.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) It’s like you’re hunting for that perfect gift, but you have no idea what it is. So essentially you’re wandering around aimlessly and hoping the right thing will somehow hit you over the head and surprise you with its utter perfection. Surprisingly, this strategy actually works for you Fish but it depends on keeping your mind absolutely blank. Even a vague idea (“Maybe a book…”) can prevent you from noticing the exact right thing, because you’ll be at least halfway searching for a book, instead of the shower curtain or shoes that would actually constitute the most apt gift. Avoid thinking; it’ll just get in your way.

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Okay, it’s compromise time. You’ve accepted that, but you’re not sure the other person has.

Unfortunately, there’s nothing you can do about that. All we know for sure is that if you stay where you are, nothing’s going to happen. Do you really want to remain in that lame place? No, I didn’t think so. So what if you can’t see what the other person is up to? You’ve got to do what you’ve got to do: Act on faith and meet the person halfway. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised when s/he’s already there, waiting for you.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) “It’s my way or the highway.” Damn, you’ve always wanted to say that in earnest. Well, this week you’ll get the chance. You’re able to call the shots here, and all those involved will listen. You may not like the choices they make—more might select the highway than you’d imagined. It’s about time you knew for certain where certain people stand. If they decide to walk away, that’s their call, and you can deal with that later. Wooing them back with a compromise is certainly an option; starting with a compromise, however, in this case is not.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) It’s like you’ve got this annoying tickle in your throat, but no matter how much you cough or drink, it won’t go away. I hate to compare a person to that phenomenon, but it’s kind of accurate. However, the strategies you’re contemplating to get rid of the annoyance are something equivalent to surgically removing your own neck just to address the dry tickle within it. There’s got to be something less drastic you can do. This week figure out what that is, because there’s no need for the kind of melodrama you’d enact otherwise.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) We both know the problems you have with letting go. Even when you know, without a shadow of a doubt, that the only hope you have of getting what you want is by utterly releasing all desire for it, it’s sometimes almost impossible to do so. You grip it, crablike, until it’s dead and truly beyond your reach.

Now, you ought to be incredibly busy this week with cleaning out your life from the bottom up, but please spare a moment for your soul as well. Practice release, on both counts. There’s a lot of crap— inside and outside you—that you’d be better off without.

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It doesn’t matter if you bring a photo with you to the hairdresser. It won’t matter what well-honed eloquence you wield to describe your desired new do. They won’t get it right, not this week. This isn’t just advice about your hair; just about anything where you rely on someone else to manifest your vision is likely to go awry at the moment. It might be best to put those projects on hold for a while, or risk them going in entirely the wrong direction. Don’t chance it. You’ve got plenty of other things you can work on.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) It’s not that you’re not spiritual. Most Virgos have a strong soulful streak; it’s just not as obvious as it would be on a Cancer or Pisces. You just don’t have time to go stand around in church or sit in the corner staring at a wall. You’re too busy for that shit. No, you’ve got to get your spiritual groove on while on the go. I get that, but squeezing it in somewhere is something you’ve got to do. Now. Waiting in traffic or on the train, inside elevators—find a time to click off your cellphone and get in a few minutes of quiet time with your higher power. If you don’t get in touch now, they might cut you off completely, and that would suck.

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Taking A Bite No matter where you sit in New York you feel the vibrations of great times and tall deeds, of queer people and events and undertakings. – E.B. White Vacation. Is there a more harmonious, three-syllable word in existence? I think not.

And it all starts at the airport. It’s truly the best place to get a sense of the city or town you’re arriving to or departing from. One of my favorite things to do is just sit and observe people at the busy airport bar, casually striking up a conversation with someone on their way to a visit a relative, or attend a business conference, or return home.

At the Kahului airport bar, I talked to a gregarious man from the Big Island, officially on Maui for work. But as we discussed the lackluster dating scene on his home turf, I got the distinct impression he was unofficially looking to import some exotics.

In Los Angeles, I cruised past trendy airport boutiques stocked with the latest in designer impulse ware, and nearly got run over by a buxom beanpole beauty with her botoxerific boyfriend in tow.

In Chicago, people are boisterous and sporty. I had a bit more time to spare there, so I sat at a bar called Prairie Dog and ordered a charbroiled hot dog, “Chicago-style”—which apparently means, load that sucker up with a mountain of sliced cucumber and tomato, whole jalapeño peppers, red onions, mustard, neon green relish and pickle spears. It was like a piñata exploded on my hot dog.

The bartender—Ms. Gray—was telling a couple to my left about the kid who just walked by and said hello to everyone in the kitchen. She was proud that he had apparently won several medals at a recent Special Olympics.

“And he said, ‘Ms. Gray, I love her—I even gave her my gold medal and she turned it down!’” said Ms. Gray, chuckling. “Now what woman would turn down a jury? He may be slow but he ain’t crazy! Sweetest thing…”

At that point, a man approached the bar, interrupting conversation.

“Whattya got in cans?” he asked.

“We don’t do no cans here,” said Ms. Gray. “That’s Wisconsin.”

So after 13 hours of flight and airport time, I arrived in tact to Newark, New Jersey, and met up with the Amy and Randall wedding clan in anticipation of further traveling—this time, by RV to upstate New York. I had never seen so many cornfields as when I sat on the bed for the five-hour journey 14 of us embarked on.

Bouckville is a small town near Hamilton—home of Colgate University—comprised almost entirely of antique shops. The wedding was to take place in a quaint bed and breakfast called Ye Olde Landmark Tavern. Pictures of dead presidents adorned the hallways, along with images from the town in the early 1800’s—which remarkably, did not look as though it had changed much.

The ceremony was glorious and perfect, complete with a blushing, eight-month pregnant bride, her flushed but happy groom, and a handful of seashells used in metaphorical symbolism by the reverend—Amy’s mom—depicting the bonds and timelessness of love.

After the reception, a select few of us took leave and retired to the RV, where a rollicking karaoke session commenced. My girl companions and I scoffed initially.

“Karaoke is dumb,” we cried. “I can’t sing,” we declared. But then after the boys botched Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean,” I grabbed the mic.

“Holiday,” “These Boots Are Made For Walking,” “Let’s Get Physical” and “Hello” later, somebody turned off the sound—much to the dismay of my newly found karaoke compulsion. We called it a night.

But no wedding party is complete until you wake up in the middle of the night with the drunken brother of the bride sleepily peeing on you.

Once the RV dropped me back off in Jersey, three of us took a cab into Manhattan. It was an exciting ride. My very first New York cabbie was a hilarious and engaging Russian man who liked to complain loudly about President Bush, ignorant visitors and other drivers, all the while laughing maniacally at I’m not sure what.

My companions cowered inside the taxi as our cabbie jerked and barreled his way through the congestion and bright lights. But I faced forward excitedly and tried to see the sky past the metal and cement structures like towering alien gods that seemed to stretch straight up into the next atmosphere.

Already, I sensed a city of possibilities and couldn’t wait for the thrills to begin. I practically leapt out of the cab and skipped down the block, careful not to trip over my naiveté and the occasional homeless person.

I was to stay with Ashley—East Coast native and one-time Maui Time employee—in her new flat in the Upper West Side. As I approached her building, the doorman greeted me and led me into the marble-covered lobby, announcing my arrival by phone to my dear friend. Seeing her apartment was an exercise in envy retention.

The place is an expansive, two-bedroom, two-bath layout covered in hardwood floors with brand-new everything sporting stunning views of downtown Manhattan and the river. It turns out Miss A landed a position as personal assistant to a successful—and very amenable—editor and writer of textbooks.

“It’s kind of like a Devil Wears Prada situation,” said Ashley, “without the devil.”

Needless to say, if I didn’t already love the girl, I would hate her.

To be continued next week! MTW

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