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Dear Tree Care Industry Association press release: I think my new neighbor is an ax murderer. It’s just a hunch I have, given that he’s kind of secretive, twitches a lot and recently killed a guy with an axe the other night in front of me. What should I do? -Concerned in Carson Dear Carson: You may think that the approach of the end of the growing season means you can stop worrying about the trees in your landscape. Think again! Fall is one of the best times to examine the safety and health of your trees, say experts in tree care. Why? With the leaves off, cracks, defects and deadwood are easier to see. Also, with winter storms approaching, hazards should be removed now—before they damage property. Dear Tree Care Industry Association press release: I’ve been dating this guy for a year now, and I’m really over it. He never speaks to me anymore, sex is practically non-existent and he hasn’t bathed in I don’t know how long. I want to break it off, but he’s been in a coma for the past six weeks and I don’t know if he can hear me. What do I do? -Perplexed in Pacoima Dear Perplexed: “Most trees can be pruned yearround,” says Peter Gerstenberger, senior advisor for safety, standards & compliance for the Tree Care Industry Association, “And certain operations are easier to do in the fall, when dead branches are easily seen and removed.” Some homeowners worry that arborists will not be able to determine deadwood on a tree when the leaves are off. “On the contrary,” says Gerstenberger, “This is the best time for an arborist to locate deadwood by looking for changes in color, fungus growth, cracks, and other symptoms that can help them make this determination. Since the leaves are off, the view of the entire tree’s architecture is clear and a thorough check can be performed.” Dear Tree Care Industry Association press release:

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Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said on her reelection website (www.lindalingle.com) about the Sept. 23 Primary Election: “I encourage you to vote in the Republican Primary to guarantee a better, more balanced political system in Hawai`i. A strong two-party system produces better legislation, and is truly in the best interest of all the people of Hawai`i.”

What she didn’t say: Two-party systems aren’t bad—when there are substantial ideological differences between the two parties. Given the stratospheric levels of corporate political action committee money both the Democrats and Republicans consume each campaign, candidate statements and actions are too often indistinguishable from each other. But in a pluralistic environment, where multiple political parties gain legislative representation based on their vote percentages, virtually all interests can get an official seat at the table. For true “balance,” you have to look to Europe, where people don’t seem frightened of letting Greens and Fascists sit in Parliament alongside the traditional right and left.

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By now everyone on the island who gives a damn which human beings sit in Hawai`i’s two U.S. Senate seats knows that 81-year-old Daniel Akaka handily beat back U.S. Representative Ed Case (D, 2nd District)—just as all the big polls were saying he was going to do. The upstart backbencher’s argument that Akaka was too old and ineffective was no match for the wily incumbent’s considerable financial and union support. As a result, Akaka gets the honor and privilege of going on to the November election where he will presumably slaughter right-wing state Representative Cynthia Thielen (R, Kailua), drafted by the Republican Party Central Committee to take over the nomination won by Midweek columnist Jerry Coffee, who dropped out of the race months ago following emergency heart surgery (and they say the Democrats run a political machine!). Speaking of troubled Midweek columnists, pro-Iraq War Republican Bob Hogue is the GOP’s choice to take on Democratic nominee and former Lt. Governor Mazie Hirono in Ed Case’s old 2nd District Congressional seat. Hogue’s got a tough fight against him, considering that Hirono’s liberal views are very popular and there are just way more Democrats than Republicans in the district. In the big state races, labor favorites Randy Iwase (a retired state Senator) and Malama Solomon (an OHA trustee) won the nominations for Governor and Lt. Governor respectively, dashing hopes that the party would nominate far more progressive candidates like Waianae Harbor Master William Aila and attorney David Henkin. Of

course, the unions weren’t impervious to defeat—Stephen West, a Wailea bartender, had both ILWU and Sierra Club backing, but still lost to longtime Kihei activist and former Maui Planning Commissioner Joe Bertram III in the Democratic 11th District state Representative race. Of course, this means Bertram will now presumably have to talk about something other than greenways and bikeways now that he’s taking on Republican Tony Fisher. In the land of minimal voter interest—I’m speaking of course of the Westside—a major upset took place when first term 10th District Representative Kam Tanaka lost his primary race to political newcomer Angus McKelvey. It wasn’t even close, either, with McKelvey winning 1,359 votes, which was nearly twice as much as Tanaka’s pathetic 689 votes. For McKelvey—son of

Lahaina News founder and Republican activist Joan McKelvey—this was a far better result than the 2004 primary when Tanaka narrowly beat his wife Greta “Mo Bettah” McKelvey for the Democratic nomination. McKelvey now faces Republican physician Ben Azman, who beat former Maui County Republican Party chairwoman Kay Ghean by a mere 20 votes, 300 to 280, nearly prompting her to ask for a recount. And now we come to the saddest news of the night: James “Kimo” Apana’s disappointing third— might as well be last—place finish in the 10-candidate Maui County Mayor’s race. We’ll never know if Kimo’s hilarious insistence in The Maui News three days before the election that the fat Maui Land & Pineapple Co. and Alexander & Baldwin PAC contributions he was devouring weren’t “corporate money,” but it would

be fitting if that did in the former king of big money politics on Maui. Though even I can’t bring myself to think that we won’t see Apana again. In any case, county voters now get a showdown between termedout Upcounty County Councilwoman Charmaine Tavares (8,701 votes) and incumbent Mayor Alan Arakawa (7,689 votes). They’re both promising a clean race, but hopefully that’s just early election hype. Termed-out Wailuku Councilman Dain Kane placed fourth in that race, brilliantly meeting the expectations of most seasoned observers of Maui politics. Water Board Chairman Mike Victorino—benefiting from Chamber of Commerce and `Ohana Coalition endorsements—was the big vote-getter in the race for Kane’s old seat, beating second-place finisher and t-shirt screener Rudy Cabebe by nearly 15,000 votes. The race between those two in November should be a real nail-biter. As for the fourperson battle over retiring council member Bob Carroll’s East Maui seat, about the only thing that matters is that longtime political activist/first time candidate Lucienne de Naie lost. Had she placed in the top two and then gone on to win in November, her activist tendencies and anti-developer passions could have changed the way the County Council does business. Instead, Bill Medeiros— Carroll’s handpicked successor—will take on part-time farmer Sam Kalalau. As for Akaku TV personality Nick Nikhilananda, his feeble fourth-place finish arguably stripped votes away from de Naie—who came within just 304 votes of Kalalau—and now gives him a statewide campaign record of seven races and seven losses. His greatest gift to the progressive, politics he supposedly holds so dear would be to announce his refusal to ever again seek elected office on Maui. MTW

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Shot in the Dark The Maui County Liquor Control Board of Adjudication recently fined the South Shore Tiki Lounge in Kihei $2,000 for serving an intoxicated customer. Strangely, about the only point not contested by either side was that when she walked into the Tiki Lounge sometime around midnight on Oct. 17, 2005, Pikake Shores was a “3-4” on a sliding scale of drunkenness, with one possessing the sobriety of a Catholic School nun and 10 being Nick Nolte. But what exactly Shores drank at the Tiki Lounge—the critical question of the complaint—is very hard to say.

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Bar manger Renie Hamayelian emphatically testified that he served Shores one shot of Patron and nothing else. Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jeffrey Temas disagreed. Reading straight from LC Investigator David Olsten’s Nov. 21, 2005 report, Temas told the Adjudication Board that once inside the Tiki Lounge, Shores consumed “five shots of Patron” and “three to five bottles of Heineken”—a huge amount of alcohol that he insisted Shores downed “in an hour.” The problem is that Temas read from just part of Olsten’s report, the first page, in fact. But further on in the report—which is based almost entirely on Shores’ statement— Olsten reported that while at the Tiki Lounge that night Shores consumed far less alcohol: “2 shots of Patron tequila and 4 Heineken beers.” While there’s no question that four Heinekens is within “three to five,” there’s a huge difference—trust me on this one, people—between two shots of Patron and “five.” Yet this considerable discrepancy in the report never came out during the Sept. 7 Adjudication Board hearing. Had Tiki Lounge pled not guilty instead of no contest, this point would undoubtedly have been a core part of their case. But after the hearing, Tiki Lounge general manager Terry Richardson said that the establishment was gunshy following their unsuccessful attempt to fight their last case before the board and didn’t want to repeat the experience.

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includes Hawai`i and eight other western states—into itty bitty pieces. Okay, two pieces: there would be a slimmer 9th District comprising the traditionally liberal California, Hawai`i and a few Pacific islands, and then there would be a new 12th District containing Oregon, Washington and the far more conservative states of Alaska, Idaho, Montana, Nevada and Arizona. The reasoning is ostensibly the size of the district itself, which holds 28 judgeships and 54 million people, but a story in today’s Honolulu Advertiser also holds up the possibility that Republicans are just tired of the 9th’s progressive rulings. Because if there’s anything that’s ruining this country for those who want to invade Middle Eastern nations, lock away prisoners in secret jails and then try them in kangaroo courts, it’s the liberal judges of the 9th District.

WEDNESDAY, Sept. 20 We’re all cool with the big Kaheawa Wind farm up on the ridge overlooking Ma`alaea, right? I mean, we all love clean power, and there are few things cleaner than wind spinning turbines. But the look of the thing: all those white turbines standing in a neat little row stretching across the otherwise barren ridgeline—we’re all happy and okay with that, right? Good, because today’s Honolulu StarBulletin says the company just put a proposal before the state Board of Natural Resources asking permission to nearly double the number of windmills up there, from 20 to 38. Whether this actually happens is still—forgive me—up in the air. That’s because state Forestry and Wildlife officials apparently are still waiting to see the finished environmental assessment of the wind farm’s 20 existing turbines. Of course, the windmills—clean and efficient power generators though they are—probably wouldn’t be so much of an eyesore if they were painted more like the surrounding hillside (in this case, charred black) but would be significantly less friendly towards low-flying aircraft. And that would not be right.

THURSDAY, Sept. 21 Republicans from President George W. Bush on up sure love to talk about spreading democracy around the world, but when a military coup topples Thailand’s loathsome but democratically elected prime minister, they utter few complaints. Probably because they’re too busy working themselves into a lather over a new plan to chop the 9th District U.S. Court of Appeals—which

Well, it’s official: today Mayor Alan Arakawa signed into law the new liquor rule that says establishments no longer have to card every single person who wants to buy booze. They still have to card people who look younger than 21 but for the most part our island’s older folks will no longer have to show their drivers licenses to every bartender and server they come across. “Although I understand that the department’s efforts were laudably intended to ensure that underage or impaired persons not be allowed to purchase alcoholic beverages,” Arakawa said in a press release sent out today, “I am very happy that the Liquor Control Commission has responded to my request to reconsider their earlier ruling and to once again exercise common sense in the application of the law and not otherwise interfere with law abiding citizens.” The new rule takes affect Oct. 2. Don’t you just love election years?

SATURDAY, Sept. 23 Goodnight, Mr. Apana, wherever you are.

SUNDAY, Sept. 24 Got an email today from Ray Masters. “Death of a landmark,” is how it begins. “September 16th 2006 marked the end of an era for the Maui windsurfing community, when at 11:45 Rope Tree fell to its death. Rope Tree has been a landmark at Camp One for as long as anyone can remember, sitting at the water’s edge and providing the perfect platform for almost every photo-shoot ever held there. Kids aged 3-90, residents and visitors alike have loved the rope swing. Summer 2006 has seen the highest levels of beach erosion at Camp One in a decade. Rope Tree was not the first to fall. It will probably not be the last. One thing is for sure; it will be the most missed.” Those wishing to share their “condolences” are asked to visit www.mauiwindcam.com/ropetree. I

Photo: Ray Masters

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RIP Rope Tree think Rope Tree would have wanted it that way.

MONDAY, Sept. 25 As of noon today there are 15 condolences for Rope Tree at the Maui Wind Cam website, including this poem, submitted by Robert and Mary Jo Masters’ dog Kachina, which I excerpt here because it more than captures Rope Tree’s charm, wit and humility: Oh tree, oh tree!/You stood so tall, so free./I yearn for ye, like a piece of Brie./Why oh why did you have to flee?… Now where oh where will I take a pee/After my morning bowl of Earl Grey tea?/I know not now—all is lost for me,/Since Matt and Kev knocked over my favorite pissing spot.

TUESDAY, Sept. 26 And now for another installment in my occasional series of rants against the Bush Administration’s No Child Left Behind program. Two days ago the Honolulu Advertiser ran a tiny story telling parents that there’s still a little time to get in those

“opt-out forms” for their kids. You know, so school officials won’t give your child’s personal contact information to military recruiters. Because this is America and we want our public school teachers and administrators to play a big role in the Military Industrial Complex. We want them to teach math and science and history and geography and the infield fly rule, and then at the end of the day after the kids have gone home, hand over all their students’ files to Pentagon recruiters. That’s the Bush Administration’s price for these schools to stay on the public dole. Hey, you think it’s easy getting people into uniform when there are a couple actual shooting wars—neither of which happens to be going particularly well—leading the evening news every single night? That’s what we get for electing George W. Bush, who is every bit the “The Edumacation President” he thinks he is. Anthony Pignataro wonders why Hollywood doesn’t make more movies with all-chimp casts. MTW

OVERHEARD... “I’m like a sponge: sometimes I just let everything out.” -Guy talking to two girls at the South Shore Tiki Lounge, Sept. 23

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD CARRY-ON BLUES Just after the Aug. 10 travel restrictions were imposed, British Airways refused to allow disabled New Zealand runner Kate Horan—on her way to the paralympic world championships in the Netherlands—to carry on her prosthetic leg, as she had long been allowed to do. Her checked-baggage leg was then lost in the chaos at Heathrow airport, and the prosthetic’s manufacturer scrambled to make Horan a new one. The leg was found a week later, and at press time, Horan had won at least one medal. Oh, and the Transportation Security Administration’s ban on carry-on liquids, gels and ointments apparently does not apply to small quantities of “personal lubricants,” such as sex aid gels.

LEAVE NO ANIMAL UNEATEN Colombia’s exports of “hormiga culona” (“big-butt queen ants”) are down this year due to a harsh winter and aggressive lizards and birds, creating steep prices for chocolate-dipped ants in London and ant-based sauces and spreads at home, according to an August Associated Press dispatch. And a July Reuters story on the Explorers Club in New York City called it virtually the only place where gourmets can enjoy such delicacies as scorpion, cricket, tarantula and maggot, and pigeon pate, as well as odd parts of common livestock. Worms are also prized if they’ve been “evacuated” on oatmeal for a few days before serving.

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or the last two years, Michele Anderson has represented South Maui on the Maui County Council. She’s also chaired the council’s Water Resource Committee, which conducts hearings and makes recommendations on the island’s water usage and future sources. Lately she’s gone head to head with Mayor Alan Arakawa over his desire to pump drinking water from the Hamakuopoko Wells despite the fact that the well has long been contaminated with pesticides and must be chemically treated. I sat down with her recently to get her thoughts on her first term in office as well as the difficulties posed by highway traffic, land development and water usage. MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Let me start off with traffic. I know a lot of people who are losing patience with commute times around here. It seems that traffic between Central Maui and Lahaina has passed a tipping point and is much worse than I can remember. Is that true? MICHELE ANDERSON: Oh yes. For any land use approval, you’re required to have an impact analysis. Every approval requires a traffic impact analysis. We have to recognize that we’re on an island. It’s irresponsible for agencies to allow traffic to exceed maximum carrying capacity. Honoapi`ilani Highway has exceeded maximum carrying capacity. The Department of Transportation recently admitted it, despite the fact that they’ve allowed all this development to occur without adequate mitigation. We can’t keep doing all this development without adding to the road system. It’s a public safety issue—what about people who are trying to get to the hospital? Is there some kind of traffic mitigation coming soon? I hope the state and county could move forward on developing the cane haul road along Honoapi`ilani Highway from the Pali to Lahaina Town. Since there’s no active ag there, it’s very simple for the county or state to condemn that road and use it for immediate relief. They could possibly institute a contraflow program similar to the one on Haleakala Highway for the morning and afternoon commute. But then again it’s not just commute times anymore— the traffic happens all the time. What about all the land development that’s exacerbating the problem? I think the situation has escalated to such an unsafe level that it would be irresponsible to allow further development without a resolution to the traffic problem first. Okay. What’s the most important thing you’ve done in office in the last two years? As chair of the Water Resource Committee I’d have to say the most important thing we’ve done in the last term is ban the use of Hamakuopoko Well water for human consumption. The future growth of Maui depends on the development of water. We have to develop clean sources for public use instead of developing wells under active agriculture. Where do we put our priorities? Are we spending $7.5 million for use of contaminated water? How many clean wells could we drill for $7.5 million? I’m pretty sure we’re the only county in the state that’s considered the health of its citizens in developing new sources of water. Oahu has many contaminated wells, but they don’t have any other choices. We do. This sends a message to the big landowners: look for other sources than contaminated water. Now Mayor Arakawa and the county water department have been saying that Hamakuopoko Well water is necessary because Upcountry is facing seri-

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ous drought conditions. In fact, on Sept. 28 he’s holding a press conference with a few water experts to show that the water’s perfectly safe to drink. I just came from the Board of Water Supply. There are drought emergency guidelines that the board adopted for determining whether it’s necessary to call a drought. There are six different triggers, four of which must be met. Four of those consider water levels at various points in the system. Based on the department’s own figures currently on their website, levels at all these points far exceed the trigger. Besides that, if there really was a serious drought, the governor has the power to declare a disaster and suspend all laws, including any ordinance we pass prohibiting any use for human consumption. This was invoked twice by Governor Ben Cayetano in 1998, 1999. Records show Hamakuopoko Well water has been rarely used in the last six years. It’s very disingenuous of the administration to use these scare tactics to get Upcountry farmers up in arms. Let me switch topics for a moment—what do you like least about your job? There just physically isn’t enough time to address all the problems. Many should be addressed by the administration, but aren’t. So we take them up because residents are frustrated. The community brought the Hamakuopoko Wells issue to us—they couldn’t even get the courtesy of an open discussion. There are a lot of things the council could do proactively, but a lot of our time is covered dealing with problems the administration is ignoring. We only meet six hours a month—that’s a pitiful amount of time to do the people’s business. A few months ago, Kuau resident Robert Karpovich wrote you and the council’s Budget Committee about some serious discrepancies with the way the county assess property values [“Tax Breaks,” Aug. 24, 2006]. Is the council going to address that in any way? I hope in the next term the Budget & Finance Committee will bring forward all the inequities in the property tax system. We need to close the loopholes, make sure fair assessments are done and make sure the unfair assessments currently being done are corrected. Is that your biggest priority in the next term? We need to have viable water use and development ready for adoption by the council. Without that, there is no plan. We have to look at it in its totality. State law, the county charter and the county code all require that any use has to be adopted into a water use and development plan. That hasn’t been done for over 15 years. We need to take the issue of water development out from behind closed doors and put it in the public arena where it belongs. Water is the most important resource we have and the public deserves a hand in the decisionmaking process. Where do you want to see water development take place? There are opportunities Upcountry above the ag line to develop clean wells. Development of wells in East Maui is still controversial because we don’t know how it will affect stream flow. Restoring stream flow is a priority for the council. The Water Resource Committee was also recently presented with an exciting possibility: Dr. Richard

Thomas, a professor at the University of Hawai`i, did a study on the Big Island on volcanic substrate. He drilled a deep well there, beyond the basal lens, through areas of high chlorides which indicate the presence of salt water and discovered deep artesian water in a dynamic system. It delivers a billion gallons of pure water a day that’s self-delivered without a pump system. This is a groundbreaking scientific discovery in the Hawaiian Islands. He never expected to find water that deep. The council allocated $250,000 in this year’s budget to initiate exploration to see if this kind of water exists on Maui. When will that study take place? That’s the problem. The administration hasn’t picked up the ball and run with it. The money’s been sitting there since July 1. When we spend all our time fighting, very little can be accomplished. This is the purpose of the water use and development plan. It plans for providing water to various regions. If we had that document we’d have a plan. And we could fund the studies to make sure our water needs would be met. Seibu just announced that they’re selling Makena Resort. What’s the latest that’s happening there? The council Land Use Committee recommended approval of the zoning with 40 conditions. The developer [Makena Resort] then had to submit a unilateral agreement. But Makena Resort has refused to do this. Their approval has never been finalized or adopted by the council itself. Currently there are zoning entitlements on the land that would allow Makena Resort to go ahead with some development regardless of whether the county rezones it. But the real question on that is where is the water going to come from? It seems we get back to water on just about every subject. Exactly. So where do we get the water? For South Maui, realistically we have to go towards Kahakaloa and drill more wells. There’s also the possibility of using more surface water, but that would require an adequate filtration plant and more storage. We need more [water] storage in all the systems. If we had more storage, we could serve more people with the water we already have. Okay, let’s finish with something that surprised me. Two years ago you first ran for office in a field crowded with challenges—one of whom, longtime radio personality Ron Vaught, had considerable developer backing. But this time you were unopposed for reelection. What gives? My opponent [in 2004] had every endorsement you could possibly get except for the environmental community. He spent twice the money I spent. He had way more name recognition than I did. Now it certainly didn’t hurt that the tremendously popular Councilman Wayne Nishiki endorsed me. I had eight years experience in Maui County government. But I presented thoughtful and informed responses to questions posed during all the candidate forums. See, I love public service. I think we need to have people in office who see the job as one of public service first and foremost. MTW

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Mala 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394, www.malaoceantavern.com Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sat, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. $$

Mala’s General Manager, Lisa Chapel, enjoying the chef’s signature dessert, the Caramel Miranda

Crazy for Mala

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Front Street’s delightful communal affair

At the north end of Front Street in Lahaina is Mala, a cozy tapas-style restaurant that offers its loyal crowd wonderful flavors and a stunning view to match. Named after the wharf it overlooks, Mala shies away from Lahaina Town’s tourist traffic and has grown to be a solid local favorite. Chef Mark Ellman of Maui Tacos and Penne Pasta fame is widely considered a pioneer of Hawaiian cuisine. For this lively ocean tavern, Ellman created a menu that showcases good, health-conscious food at modest prices. Having dined at the restaurant on a couple occasions, I’ve always been pleased by the quick and attentive staff and prime open-air seating. Browsing the menu the first time, I was half smitten, half skeptical, but just until we were brought the complimentary tortilla chips with edamame guacamole. The cool, creamy and surprisingly avocado-

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less concoction was an automatic pleaser and paired perfectly well with extra spicy salsa. The grilled pita bread swiftly diminished my other doubts. Soft and buttery, it melted with a balanced medley of hummus, raita yogurt, babaganoush and fried chick peas with feta cheese.

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The menu offered more tasty vegetarian fare. Sugar snap peas prepared in different variations of heat had a fresh crunch and the tomato shitake mushroom on crispy flat bread done with melted mozzarella and basil was plain delicious. While the Caesar salad was in dire need of a flavor tune-up, my taste buds kicked into overdrive for the sweet and tender chicken wings. Prepared with pomegranate, ginger and chili, it ranks at the top of the mustorder list; the succulent Manila clams in aromatic ginger black bean sauce run a close second. The Rolls Royce Kobe beef cheeseburger with caramelized onions and choice of cheddar or Maytag Blue cheese sounds like a definite test drive. Equally tempting were the adult macaroni and cheese

with rigatoni, mushroom cream and mozzarella, and the baby back ribs served over spicy edamame with mashed potatoes. But the last time I checked, gluttony is still frowned upon by society, so I’ll have to save that ride for the next time. The restaurant highlights a well-rounded wine list that includes California’s Conundrum—a full-bodied tropical explosion of pineapple, peaches, kiwi with a hint of vanilla and and Naia Verdejo, a sweet Spanish chardonnay with citrus overtones. Both are cool choices for Maui’s sweltering summer. To close the feast, it was a tough choice between the chocolate soufflé and house gelatos. But in the end, we opted for the chef’s signature dessert, Carmen Miranda. White chocolate toffee macadamia nut ice cream with a sweet soiree of glazed strawberries, baby coconuts, blackberries, pineapple and kiwi, it’s a delightful farewell to this communal affair. MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L.

Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m.

340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 270

Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 8930263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. Daily 10:30 a.m.1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-

9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764

Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 8777776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-

0026. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N.

Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch takeout. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

134 W.

Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 8773055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425

Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

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$$$→$40 and up

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. ç.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

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Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu,

Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-

4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu,

242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-

5696. $

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts.

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m.,

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. MSa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center,

242-1380. $ food. M-F 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33

Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-

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Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. MSa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $ Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 8715067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Ohana - Healthy breakfast and lunch comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8778707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 2444049 or 244-6159. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

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Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Su-Th59:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar. Open for lunch and dinner. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

Squeaky’s Family Restaurant American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2444100. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! MSa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

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Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8752910. $

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 123 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8752910. $

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

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Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 8792607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials.5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. MSa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

DININGLISTINGS $→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea

Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, friendly bartenders and a porch-esque dining room. Kitchen open 11 a.m.-10 p.m.1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 2449028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411

S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The

Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb nonfat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies.9am-10pm 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.-2 a.m.

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:309:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea,

879-7224. $$$ Orange

Julius/Dairy

Queen

Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281

Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S.

Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

$$$→$40 and up

Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.9:30 p.m., Su 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Su-M 510 p.m. Tu-W 5:30-10p.m. Th-Sa 5:301:30a.m.-1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$

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Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341. Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 2429161. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $

Vietnamese Cuisine Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

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Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch WF 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. 7a.m.2p.m.;5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

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Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

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$→$10-$20

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.7 a.m.- 10p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 5799453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot line and salad bar. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488.

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 8 a.m.-5 p.m, 5724877. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere.M-F 11:302p.m. Sa-Su 5:30-9:30 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

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Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Open daily 5-10. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu.6:30-11 am 11:30-4 p.m 5:308:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. Daily 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. M-F 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

BEST BURGER ON MAUI

Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

VOTED BEST BURGER BY MAUI TIME READERS FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS IN A ROW

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:309:30 p.m. F-Sa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

2006 BEST OF MAUI WINNER

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.”11a.m.-2p.m.;4:309:30p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

5pm - Midnight FRESH FISH STEAKS • SALADS BABY-BACK RIBS CHICKEN

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food Authentic Mexican cuisine. 9 a.m.- 2 p.m.81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit down. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

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WEST MAUI

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island.W-Su 7-3 Su 7-2 Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 6615566. $

Tuesday Wednesday & Thursday

661-7082

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. MF 10:30-7:30 p.m. Sa-Su 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food.6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

SEPTEMBER KAMA’AINA SPECIAL!

Dickenson Square • 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

On Front St. in Lahaina upstairs in

The Wharf Cinema Center

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667-0908

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Castaway Cafe Beachside America. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 6619888. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

Cheeseburger in Paradise American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly, 510 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. MSa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 6695089. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 6615648. Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 6672744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6650512. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly 68:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 6614300. $$

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Mala - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 6679616. $

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - American and local cusine. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Dailym 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Jonny’s Burger Joint - AmericanMexican. Daily 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads and soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly checkin: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6675353. $$$

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

S I G N AT U R E F O O D CAFE STYLE A L L F R E S H A L L D AY

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 6614370. $

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-Sa 6 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. MF, 11 a.m.-9:30. Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6616633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $

$$→$20-$40 Plantation Mediterranean

$$$→$40 and up House

cuisine.

HawaiianDaily,

breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration.

2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall,

667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani

Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly,

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.-10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern -

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., F-Sa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Honokowai 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Marketplace, 667-2929. $

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5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ American. Daily 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers

Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar - Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.

600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K

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K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:309:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 6618466. $$$

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F 5-11 p.m., Sa-Su 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 6618558. $

Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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The Zipper, Malasadas and American Idols Thursday-Sunday (Sept. 28-Oct. 1) at War Memorial, Wailuku [MAUI COUNTY FAIR] Yeah, you know what the County Fair is all about. But aside from the Super Sizzler, Wave Swinger and Zipper rides, the live heifers, goats and piglets, the bonsai and orchid exhibits, the arts & crafts and face painting, the baby, chili and bento contests, the games, and the lau lau, malasadas and chow fun—not to mention the parade!—there’s also a Joy Zone-worth of live entertainment. Opening night features the “Women of American Idol”: Camille Velasco at 7:45, Jasmine Trias at 8:30, and Paula Fuga at 9. Nuff Sedd ends it at 9:45 p.m. Friday night is a “Comedy Jam” with Japanese karaoke at 5, Kaleo Pilanca at 7:15, Paul Ogata at 8:15, Mixjah at 9:15, and Ekolu at 10:30 p.m. Saturday is “OC16’s Ohana Day” and includes an allday schedule of comedy, contests and music by Conscious Healing, Ooklah the Moc, and the OC16 Road Show. Sunday’s “Hawaiian Sunset” lineup features another mix of everything, from a puppet show at 10 a.m. to Kalaeloa at 10 p.m., and Ho’opili, Na Leo, Ho’okena, Na Palapai and many others in between. The Fair is open Thu, 5-11 p.m.; Fri, 5 p.m.-midnight; Sat, 10 a.m.-midnight; and Sun, 10 a.m.-11 p.m. General admission: $4 adults, $2 keiki (5-10), FREE for keiki 4 and under. For info, visit www.mauicountyfair.com or call 2422721. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

Convicted Thespianism Friday-Sunday (Sept. 29-Oct. 1), 6 p.m. at Iao Theater [STAGE] Inspired by the book Hawaii’s Story by Hawaii’s Queen, the play A Queen’s Story brings together life lessons and experiences of the actors as well as the historical events leading to the dismantling of the Hawaiian monarchy. The catch is, these actors are the inmates at Maui Community Correctional Center and this is part of their reintegration program. Support rehabilitation instead of punishment by checking out their latest accomplishment—the play! I’ve always considered art and expression a good form of introspection. Visit Meoinc.charityfinders.org or call 249-2990. [HEIDI KING]

THURSDAY

Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit Saturday (Sept. 30), 10 a.m.-12 p.m. at War Memorial Gymnasium [FOOD] Yessir, the Maui Fire Department will be hosting their second annual “Who’s got the heat” chili cook-off fundraiser at this year’s Maui County Fair. Chili, my friends, is a topic I do not take lightly. It is my belief that chili fanaticism—much like religion—is instilled in us by our parents at a very early and impressionable age. My own undergraduate experience with chili occurred in early childhood with the introduction of my mother’s recipe to the family table. Being completely objective, it is simply the greatest chili ever created by humankind. Seriously. I’m not arguing, It’s a fact. Anyway, I’ve spent my entire life seeking a chili to rival Mom’s. Nothing’s come close. I’m starting to grow hair on my feet. But a chili cookoff? There may be some competition here, others like Mom. Then my eyes light up. Not only can the public taste the competitors’ chili, (for a $1 per bowl donation to benefit the Shriners Children’s Hospital’s transportation burn unit) it can also JOIN THE COMPETITION! So, finally, my mother will get her due. Justice will be served, and the universe will swell with emotional gratitude for what it never knew it was missing. For details, call 270-7561. [COREY NIELSEN]

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Heartbreaker, Dreammaker Tuesday (Oct. 3), 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater, MACC [ROCK ‘N ROLL] Pat Benatar is a real tough cookie with a long history. And why not? After all, she belongs to the light, she belongs to the thunder— she belongs to the sound of the words, we’ve all fallen under. For over 25 years, Benatar’s music has been like a tidal wave, spinnin’ over my head. But at this Maui Arts & Cultural Center show, she’ll be movin’ in for the kill tonight, she’s got every advantage when they put out the lights. So what, gotta work early tomorrow? Can’t afford a ticket? I’m warning you, just when you think you got it down, resistance nowhere to be found. Baby, take her hand, it’ll be all right. Surrender all your dreams to her tonight—they’ll come true in the end. So go to the show and open your eyes, maybe you’ll see the light. Tickets: $35, $45, $55, $65. Call 242-7469.

DAY

More Candidates Stuff! Thursday (Oct. 5), 6 p.m. at the Kula Community Center [CANDIDATES FORUM] The Primary Election may be over, but the politics are just getting started. We’ve got a General Election on Nov. 7—barely a month away!—and that means there’s lots of campaigning left to do. And I don’t mean that ridiculous sign-waving thing candidates do at major intersections—I’m talking a real issue-debating gabfest where those who want to hold the public trust tell voters where they think Maui’s going to get its water in 10 years, how we can bring affordable housing to those who need it, where we should build new schools and hospitals and how the hell we’re going to deal with all the traffic the island’s massive land development is causing. On Oct. 7, the Kula Community Association is sponsoring a big forum for all the candidates. There are a lot of them out there so the event should last a while, but there will be free refreshments. For more information call 878-1874 or 878-1342. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Nat’l Day of Resistance Thursday (Oct. 5), 10 a.m. at Maui Community College [PEACE MARCH] The national organization World Can’t Wait—which has already protested the war in Iraq at the United Nations—has declared Oct. 5 to be a National Day of Resistance. That means you get to take to the streets and tell the island that you’re sick and tired of our useless, bloody war in Iraq that gets worse every day we stay. The march on Maui, which is sponsored jointly by World Can’t Wait’s local chapter and Maui Peace Action, will march (peaceably, I’m told) from MCC, along Ka`ahumanu Ave., to the state office building in Wailuku, where a rally will take place at Honoli`i Park. The march should include marching bands, community leaders, tons of signs and, hopefully, a whole lot of people. The march begins at 10 a.m., but you should be at the school by 9:45 a.m. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

School’s Out Too much Napoleon, not enough Silverman Fashioned loosely after Stephen Potter’s series of humorous books featuring inventive ways of exacting revenge from culpable offenders, School For Scoundrels invokes similarly themed comedies like Rushmore and Hitch without rising above either of those middling movies. Jon Heder stays in his Napoleon Dynamite goofball stereotype as Roger, an abused New York City meter maid vulnerable to fainting spells in the presence of his longed-for-neighbor Amanda (Jacinda Barrett).

School For Scoundrels

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/97 mins.

A tip-off from a coworker puts Roger in touch with a private self-esteem course for losers taught by the truly misanthropic Dr. P (Billy Bob Thornton). Almost as soon as Roger parts with the $5000 for Dr. P’s “Be a lion in life” course, he jumps to the top of the class, ready to give the teacher a run for his money. A fierce rivalry ignites as Dr. P sets his own romantic sights on Amanda, and Roger is left to fend for himself in a gloves-off battle of oneupsmanship for the girl. Writer/director Todd Phillips (Old School) relies on slapstick to compensate for his script’s anemic narrative and ends up with a flat comedy occasionally punctuated with snaps of absolving vulgarity from Billy Bob Thornton’s colorful delivery. School For Scoundrels relies on Thornton’s hovering performance to drive the film, and the formula nearly succeeds in the face of Jon Heder’s narrow comic range and inability to develop his character over the course of the story. Thornton has made a cottage industry as the king of cynical attitude for dark comedies. Since slapping audiences around with his savory brand of crude love in Bad Santa, Thornton has sharpened the pitch of his acrid characters in The Ice Harvest and Bad News Bears. Here, Thornton comes across like a debauched jet set uncle on too much Viagra. He’s not only the lion of the jungle, but he’s also the snake and the gorilla too.

School was a lot like this for me, too

It’s this vitality that Roger feeds on and that enlivens Dr. P’s “Lie, lie, and lie some more” motto when he uses every dirty trick in his arsenal to romantically ensnare Amanda under the excuse of educating Roger in how to rise to the challenge of the dog-eat-dog lesson. Sarah Silverman steals a couple of key scenes as Amanda’s all-business roommate who has no time for the shenanigans that accompany Roger and Dr. P. It’s a nagging disappointment that the filmmakers didn’t include some comic spark-throwing between Silverman

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and Thornton whose characters seem primed for comedic conflict. Jacinda Barrett (Poseidon) is woefully miscast as Roger’s romantically ambivalent cute-girlnext-door, if only for her lack of chemical zip with Thornton and Heder. School for Scoundrels provokes belly laughs during an obligatory paintball battle and a repetitive tennis court gag between Roger and Dr. P as witnessed by Amanda, but the picture remains an average comedy even by Hollywood standards. The laughs just evaporate. MTW

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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Scoop - PG13 - Wed 5, 7:30

SCOOP - (PG13) - Comedy - Stars Scarlett Johansson, Hugh Jackman, Woody Allen and Ian McShane in Woody Allen's new contemporary comedy about an American journalism student visiting friends in London happens upon the scoop of a lifetime. 96 min.

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New This Week THE GUARDIAN - (PG13) - Action, Adventure, Drama - Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher star as the men training to become the best at sea rescue team possible. Let’s be honest, there are going to be hot bodies getting wet and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! 145 min. (Heidi King) OPEN SEASON - (PG) - Comedy, Animation A domesticated bear gets himself stuck in the forest during hunting season. He and his furry friends have to turn the tables on the hunters in order to survive, but they have to do it in a PG way, so no blood and guts. 95 min. (HK)

Now Showing ALL THE KING’S MEN - (PG-13) - Drama This remake of the 1949 classic stars Sean Penn as an idealistic though dirty Southern politician and Jude Law as the reporter who follows him. 120 min. (Anthony Pignataro) BARNYARD: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMALS - (PG) - Animation, Family Nickelodeon brings us this adventure about how the cows and sheep get down when we aren’t looking. It’s a mixture of Toy Story and The Lion King with a little bit of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off thrown in for good measure. 90 min. (Gena Gammie) THE BLACK DAHLIA - (R) - Drama, Thriller An adaptation of an infamous 1947 unsolved murder of a Hollywood actress. It could get grisly. 121 min. (HK) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama,

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Ashton Kutcher: all washed up Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE COVENANT - (PG13) - Horror, Thriller - Four teens have magical powers and use them for basic debauchery... until another magical guy shows up and is apparently super powerful, super evil, and super jealous of their easy living. (HK) CROSSOVER - (PG-13) - Sports, Drama - Noah’s a great basketball player who wants to use his UCLA scholarship to go into pre-med rather than the NBA; best friend Tech wants to get his GED and win an underground basketball game against his nemesis Jewelz. I’m exhausted already. 95 min. (AP) EVERYONE’S HERO - (G) - Comedy, Action, Animation - This is a cartoon about a boy who sets out to restore his family’s honor, which I guess is still important, starring the voices of Tyler James Williams, Rob Reiner, William H. Macy and Whoopi Goldberg. 88 min. (AP) FEARLESS - (PG13) - Action, Drama - Jet Li plays real-life martial arts legend Huo Yuanjia, who became the most famous fighter in all of China at the turn of the 20th Century. This is supposedly Li’s last martial arts film. 103 min. (HK) FLYBOYS - (PG-13) - Action, Adventure - A group of Americans right out of Central Casting join a French squadron to fly combat missions in WWI. The movie runs two hours and 19 minutes, which is rather long for a picture about airplanes that don’t have any snakes on them. (AP) GRIDIRON GANG - (PG13) - Drama, Sports - Do you smell what the Rock is cookin’?!?! An adaptation of Sean Porter, a dentention camp officer that created a high school level football team from the “bad kids” and teaches them respect. 120 min. (HK)

HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS - (PG) -Comedy, Family - In this adaptation of the Thomas Rockwell book, young Billy must earn the respect of his new school classmates by eating 10 worms in a single day. If he doesn’t, the class bully will kick his ass. 98 min. (AP) THE ILLUSIONIST - (PG13) - Mystery, Romance Boy falls for girl. Girl gets engaged to a Prince. Boy masters magic tricks to get her back. Stars Edward Norton and Jessica Biel. 110 min. (HK) INVINCIBLE - (PG) - Drama, Sports - Mark Wahlberg plays Vince Papale, a 30-year-old substitute teacher/part-time bartender/loser who never played college football but ended up signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Amazingly enough, this actually happened. 104 min. (AP) JACKASS NUMBER TWO - (R) - Comedy - The Jackass boys are on the loose and have put themselves through pain and awkward and dangerous situations for your viewing enjoyment. 105 min. (HK) THE LAST KISS - (R) - Drama, Romance - It’s a coming of age story for mid-life and quarter-life crisis victims. Stars Zack Braff. (HK) LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE - (R) - Comedy - Road picture in which Steve Carrell and his family take a beater VW bus from Albuquerque to the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant in Redondo Beach, California. Should be at least as funny as Snakes on a Plane. 101 min. (AP) THE PROTECTOR - (R) - Action, Comedy - It’s an action packed movie full of high energy fight scenes with Jackie Chan-like moves. Does it matter what the story line is? 84 min. (HK) SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS - (PG13) - Comedy - Jon Heder stars as the guy who wants the girl, so he takes a class on how to get chicks taught by Billy Bob Thorton’s character. 110 min. (HK) THE WICKER MAN - (PG13) - Horror, Thriller Nicholas Cage stars as a police officer who’s daughter goes missing. When he goes to some creepy island to look for her he discovers he may be up against a cult. 118 min. (HK) WORLD TRADE CENTER - (PG13) - Drama Nicholas Cage and Michael Pena star in this Oliver Stone picture about two real life Port Authority cops who get trapped in the World Trade Center wreckage. Should be subtle. 125 min. (AP)

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Get Down and Durty DJ Durty shares the nitty gritty on Maui nightlife Haiku resident Kyle Sanchez, 23, also known as DJ Durty, offers island partiers something stronger than the watered down piña colada mixes served in this magical paradise. After all, we deserve more than pretentious dress codes, overpriced admission, long waits, screaming security and bad trance, don’t we? Seriously, none of us should have to wait for DJ Chicago or Detroit or San Francisco or buckshot Egypt to entertain our booty-shaking tendencies. So if your ears are craving a little more heady electronica, a little more DJ Shadow or a lot less 50 Cent, you might add another local DJ to put your hardearned drinking money on—especially one prone to include off-the-beaten-path artists like Skream, Luke Envoy and The Body Snatcher in his rotation. “I am known to spin an amalgamation of a lot of

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sounds,” says Sanchez. “My dad was an old-school funk and 1960’s psychedelic records collector. I started getting into music that way. I developed my tastes and taught myself how to mix. I didn’t grow up in a DJ culture-prone area. It was the Big Island and there wasn’t much of anything besides top 40 CD DJs really.” Finding a used Danny Tenaglia mixed tape got Sanchez hooked on electronic music, and from there he dug the crates from all directions. With a fair share of weddings and house parties as practice ground, he has been spinning for five years and has even graced decks in the mainland and Tokyo. “I just bring a wide-spectrum of tunes and let the night dictate the vibe,” says Sanchez. “Club owners are usually inhibited to do something slightly different but there are heads out there who pay attention to the music and support.”

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This self-taught wax slinger’s calendar starts off on Wednesday nights at Charley’s in Paia where he drops a bass-heavy, dub, step and break beats set. Admission is free. Thursday nights take him to Kihei’s Tiki Lounge where he enjoys a set-up in the tropical tavern’s breezy lanai. After adding some ragga to his bag of tricks, he pushes westward to a new Friday weekly at Mango Grill and Bar Restaurant in Ka`anapali. Admission is $3 and parking is easy. “I put a lot of good intention into that party,” said Sanchez. “It’s fun to see a space go from being empty to really banging.” You can also spot Sanchez playing tunes at Livewire Café’s monthly events on Front Street in Lahaina. Beautiful honeymooners and kama`ainas can take a break from the pristine waters and daily toils and appreciate some contemporary art accompanied by tasty dance floor treats. Ain’t too shabby. “When you party in Maui, you got the party people, the old-school aunties and uncles, the freaks, the tourists, young inhibited Japanese girls, and that’s the beauty of it,” says Sanchez. “There are heads who support the music and who are lending their talents. Whether they are promoters, dancers, movers and shakers who want to hear something different, it is all welcomed energy to build the night.” Catch DJ Durty at Casanova’s Club Crimson along with Ray Masters and Miss Bootzie this Saturday, Sept. 30. Club Crimson dishes up uplifting, sexy house music and happens on the first Saturdays of every month following Nov. 4. MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Mojo Gumbo Band - Thursday, Sep. 28. A musical stew of many different styles. From hot and spicy New Orleans funk, to cool and tasty folk, this group explores the four corners of musical cuisine. Ken Kennell on slide guitar and vocals, Steve Grimes on vocals and acoustic and electric guitars, and Cliff Collins on electric and upright bass. No cover. 7:30-10:30 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852. The Queen’s Story - Friday, Saturday and Sunday, Sep. 29-Oct. 1. The men and women incarcerated at Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC) have recently completed reading Hawai`i’s Story by Hawai`i’s Queen. Writing and acting workshops conducted by Nishikawa, and inspired by the Queen’s experiences and thoughts have birthed this stage production called, The Queen’s Story. Tickets: $45, $20. 6 p.m., Iao Theater, meoinc.charityfinders.org or 249-2990. Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo - Tuesday, Oct. 3. Well she’s a real tough cookie with a long history of making hits to sing along to for girls like me! Thats okay, let’s see how she’ll do it. Buy your tix and we’ll get down to it...Hit me with your rock show! C’mon, fire away! Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Ku Mai Ka Hula - Oct. 7. “Hula Appears” is an international hula competition featuring hälau from Hawai‘i and Japan. Japan hälau represent the winners of the Kü Mai Ka Hula competition held in May of 2006. The competition includes adult solo and group performances. Tickets: $20, $15. 1 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Shout Sister Shout - Oct. 8. A special tribute concert to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, a charismatic performer and one of the greatest sanctified gospel singers of the 20th century. Legendary

singer Odetta joins the Holmes Brothers and Marie Knight for an all-star evening of gospel at its authentic best. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kishna Das - Oct. 8. With special guest Ty Burhoe for an evening of Kirtan. $25, $15. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390. Momix: Lunar Sea - Oct. 12. Momix sets itself apart with flawlessly executing daredevil tricks that highlight the individual talents of each performer, and with its use of props as inanimate members of the company. The stage explodes with a sense of the magic, danger, sensuality, quirkiness, humor and beauty. Tickets: $40, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Aloha Las Vegas - Oct. 12-14. Wally Fukuda, a recently retired Honolulu baker, gets a visit from his high-rolling Las Vegas friend Harry who tries to persuade him to sell his house, make the move to LV, and enjoy a new life. It sounds like a good idea... until he tells his family about it. The dynamics of a contemporary local family, played out in some very real, thought-provoking situations are spiced with a good dose of comedy. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ozomatli - Oct. 13. A multi-racial, multi-cultural 10-piece band that is heralded as one of the greatest live shows on the music scene. Get ready to shake your money maker. Tickets: $28, $23. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Also appearing Oct. 12, at Aloha Tower Market Place, Honolulu, (866) 468-3399 and Oct. 14, at Kauai War Memorial Convention Hall, (866) 4683399. Mohala Mai 2006 - Oct. 14. Join nä Kumu Hula Näpua Greig and Kahulu Maluo-Huber along with Hälau Nä Lei Kaumaka O Uka as they celebrate the hälau's 10th year anniversary. The halau again shares the stage with Na Hökü Hanohano award winners Kaumakaiwa Kanaka'ole and Aaron Sala, as well as several other special surprise guests. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC,

242-7469. Manilal & Mita Nag - Oct. 17. Recognized in music circles as one of the world’s most talented and serious exponents of the classical sitar and one of India’s most popular concert sitarists. Manilal Nag comes from a family of musicians who have evolved the Vishnupur Gharana, a style of music that originated 300 years ago. Daughter Mita, of the sixth generation of Nag musicians, is equally noted for her “poise, power and artistry.” (The Telegraph, Calcutta) With Ananda Gopal on tabla. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Joey Arias - Oct. 19. The phenomenal Joey Arias, currently performing with Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas, will grace the stage with his amazing presence, channeling the voice of Billie Holliday and a personality all his own. Also featuring Elliot Douglass on piano. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469. Pops Fernandez - Oct. 19. Philippines concert Queen Pops Fernandez, singer, dancer, actress, model and spokesperson, will perform with Grand Champion singer Jed Madela for an evening of non-stop, high-energy electrifying popular music and dance. Tickets: $95, $75, $55, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Chris Isaak - Oct. 20. Isaak has been nominated for two Grammy awards, starred in his own critically-acclaimed TV series, acted in several major motion pictures, released nine extraordinary albums and twelve singles. Stellar songwriting matched with a smooth, dusky baritone make him a must see. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Maquerade Ball - Oct. 21. Haunted house, live music, cocktails, food, contests, and more. Tickets: $75. 5:30 p.m., Iao Theater, Wailuku, 242-6969. Tau Dance Theater: Naupaka - Oct. 21. PeterRockford Espiritu, director and choreographer for this stellar contemporary dance company from

O‘ahu, aims to bring Hawai‘i's oral-history tradition into the new millennium with this ambitious new presentation. Naupaka is an Hawaiian crosscultural experience: an operatic telling of a tragic Hawaiian love story through modern dance, ballet, hula, chant and slack-key guitar with orchestra accompaniment. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. The Prophet - Oct. 26-27. A new play, third in a trilogy, from an internationally acclaimed Maori playwright. A young boy takes his own life, and five of his cousins return to their “home” on the east coast of New Zealand to grieve; over the course of three days, they cope with the loss of one of their own, and grow into adulthood. The Prophet is chill, funny and unforgettable. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Laurie Anderson - Oct. 28. Laurie’s latest performance piece, “The End of the Moon,” is the second in a trilogy of solo performance works that combines stories with music for violin and electronics, creating a duet between the spoken word and Laurie’s signature sound. Based on her experiences as artist-in-residence with NASA ( the first and only) she transforms her insights into sound and space in her own eclectic, multimedia style: smart and thought-provoking, sometimes humorous, sometimes poetic. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Monster Mash - Oct. 29. A Halloween “Spooktacular” with The Maui Pops Orchestra under the direction of Stuart Chafetz. Get in the holiday spirit and wear your cosutme! Tickets: $35, $25, $20. 3:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Olomana - Nov. 4. Taking the name of a beautiful windward O‘ahu mountain, Olomana (Jerry Santos, Wally Suenaga, Willy Paikuli, Haunani Apoliona) blends contemporary and traditional musical styles to create a unique sound deeply rooted in the land, people and culture of Hawai‘i. Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater,

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make artistic and creative expression an essential part of everyday life. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Solomon Islanders - Nov. 16. The hit of the ’04 Pacific Festival of the Arts, these superb performers from the center of Melanesia, in the Solomon Islands of the Southwest Pacific—home to a fascinating panpipe music tradition. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet. Sixteen musicians and dancers, contribute visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Cecilio and Kapono - Nov. 17. “C & K,” as they are fondly known, have won lasting stature on the contemporary Hawaiian music scene as well as in the hearts of their audiences. Between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have released more than 20 albums and received multiple Na Hökü Hanohano Awards as both duo and solo artists. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk/rock harmonies make this show an enduring favorite, evoking memories of good times together. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Na Lani ‘Eha - Nov. 18. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Richard Thompson - Nov. 19. With special guest Danny Thompson. One of the all-time great talents of British rock music, Richard Thompson founded the renowned group Fairport Convention while still in his teens. Singer, songwriter and guitarist, his solo work is consistently intelligent and pure, which is why musicians like Elvis Costello, Lou Reed and David Byrne praise him. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Sun, Sand and Hoops - Nov. 20-22. The annual EA Sports Maui Invitational. Lots of really tall guys scoring like crazy... on the basketball court! You have to get online to get tix. www.mauiinvitational.com. Lewis Black - Nov. 25. You’ve seen him on HBO, Comedy Central, and in a regular spotlight bit “Back in Black” on The Daily Show. Lewis Black, the fed-up humorist hanging at the end of his rope, brings new meaning to “Black” humor. Lewis’ style is reminiscent of the late greats Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, and George Carlin. This show will contain mature explicit subject matter. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Storytelling Festival - Nov. 25. The essence of traditional and contemporary Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of different ways to tell stories. The evening performance features traditional master storyteller Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary slam poet Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Matato’a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock . Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s

DA KINECALENDAR premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners—all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows are free. Maui County Fair - Thu-Sun, Sep. 28-Oct. 01. Rides, games, entertainment, and exhibits. Wailuku War Memorial Complex, 281-9053. Aloha Festivals - Now through mid-October. This year is the 60th anniversary. The theme, “Na Paniolo Nui O Hawai`i” translates to “The Great Cowboys of Hawai`i.”

tionships. $20. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, 5759390. Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m. Kihei Market Place.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 01 Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-9513.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 02 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 03 Um... Hello? Pat Benetar concert!

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 04 Dance Classes - Registration for ballroom dance with a social dance and potluck dinner. Classes are Wed. evenings for 3 months. $50, $35, $10. 6:30-9 p.m., Main Hall, Kihei Community Center, 879-0055. WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

LECTURE Improve - Hui Malama Learning Center is now offering help for adults who would like to improve their reading and spelling skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

Thu, Sep. 28 - Ka Hoòlaà O Na Aliì. The Royal Court of Molokaì will be honored at this traditional Hawaiian ceremony. Followed by traditional poke recipe contest. 7 p.m., Mitchell Pauòle Center, Molokaì, 272-0026 ext 7678.

English as a Second Language - Every Thu & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

Fri, Sep. 29. - A Taste of Lanaì. Food, entertainment, games, arts and crafts. Free. 5 p.m., Lanaì City Dole Park, Lanaì, 562-9092 or 565-3240.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m. Hana Library, 244-5911.

Fri, Sep. 29 - Ho`ike Town Show. Pau Hana show in the heart of Kaunakakai Town featuring music, dance, and entertainment. 7 p.m., Library grounds, Moloka`i, 589-1771.

Haleakala - Sat, Sep. 29. Star Program, “Navigation”, learn about the early Polynesian travelers. 7:30-8:30 p.m., Hosmer Grove, Haleakala, 572-4459.

Sat, Sep. 30. - Molokaì Parade with floats, flowers, and marching bands. Starts near Bank of Hawaii. Followed by entertainment, game booths, arts and crafts, food, and more. 9 a.m., Mitchell Pauòle Center, Molokaì, 589-1771. Sat, Sep. 30 - Lanaì Parade with paniolo families, floats, flowers, and more. Free. 9:30 p.m., Lanaì City Town Square, 565-9092 or 565-3240.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 Get Creamed - Cold Stone Creamery's 5th Annual “World's Largest Ice Cream Social.” All the cool kids are doing it. 5-8 p.m., 291 Piikea, Kihei, 875-8811 and 900 Front, Lahaina, 6672744. Hawaii’s War Years - DeSoto Brown, author of Hawaii Goes To War, shares images from the islands' war years and discusses events of the period. 6:30 p.m Wailuku Public Library, 2435766.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 Wine and Cheese Tasting - Sample white wines and cheeses from around the world hosted by Who Cut the Cheese? $25. 5 p.m., Bocalino, 8743930.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 Chili Cook-off - 2nd Annual Maui Fire Dept.'s “Who's Got the Heat” Chili Cook-Off Fundraiser to benefit Shriner’s Children’s Hospital Patient’s Transportation Burn Unit. The public is welcome to sample the creations for a small donation of $1.00 per bowl. 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Maui County Fair, Wailuku, 242-2721. Yakov Smirnoff - Yakov Smirnoff, comedian and TV performer, presents “Living Happily Ever Laughter,” a course designed to help understand the connection between love and laughter in rela-

Healthy Women - Sat, Sep. 30. Ladies, learn some helpful techniques to develop and support your inner joy. 9:30-11 a.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Successful Vendor Workshop - Sat, Sep. 30. This combined seminar will include general information and requirements for starting a business in Maui County. 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Hana Education Center, 248-7380.

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ENVIRONMENTAL Haleakala National Park - Sat, Oct. 3. Haleakala National Park celebrates National Public Lands Day with free entrance to the Park today. 5724459.

SPORTS Group Effort - Every Thu. & Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

STAGE “Scrooge” Auditions - Sat, Sep. 30 and Sun, Oct. 01. MAPA invites actors to join in the newest holiday tradition of Scrooge, The Musical. Auditions are by appointment only. 1-4 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen K Center, email mark@mauiacademy.org or call 244-8760 x224.

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Friday 09/29

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Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Mojo Gumbo Band No cover, 7:30pm

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Sunday 10/01 DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

Gomega Fest 2006 $12, 9:30pm

Crimson $6, 10pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

Mana`O Radio Orchestra 9:30pm

Kane Koa 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; TUE - Blue Note Lounge, 7:30pm WED - DJ Durty, 9:30pm

Salsa $5, 10pm

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tures. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina, 667-9898. Carolyn Quan - Fri, Sep. 29. Acclaimed photo collage artist, Carolyn Quan, demonstrates some of her digital collage techniques. Free. 6:30-9 p.m., The Quan Gallery, 667-2757. Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194.

POETRY Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

POLITICAL 2% Meeting - Thu, Sep. 28. The meeting is to organize support and education for the 2% set aside of property taxes to support an affordable housing fund for Maui County. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Hale Mahaolu Elima, Kahului, tominmaui@aol.com. Mayor Meetings - Mon, Oct. 2. and Wed, Oct. 4. Mayor Alan Arakawa has announced a series of county-wide informational meetings to gather public input for the County of Maui Fiscal Year 2008 budget preparation process. Members of the mayor's cabinet will also be present to respond to questions or address any community issues or concerns. 270-7855.

Mon, Oct. 2. - 5:30 p.m. Wailuku Community Center. Wed, Oct. 4. - 5:30 p.m. Helene Hall, Hana. Peace March - Next Thu, Oct. 5. In resistance to the lunacy of the Bush administration there will be a peaceful, yet bold, march from MCC to the State Office Buildings in Wailuku, with a rally in Honolii Park across the street. Planned are marching bands, megaphones, lots of signs, spoken word, and special guests from the community. Check next week’s issue for specific times.

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TV/Radio Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

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sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a. Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho. Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat, “TBA.” Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Mon, “TBA.” Tue, Albert & Roy. Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu, Harry Troupe. Fri, Joshua. Sat, Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed, Bentley Kaloway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 6614811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Thu, JD on the Rocks. Fri, Scott Baird. Sat, JD and Friends. Sun, Kilohana. Wed, Scottie Rotten. Thu-Sun sets 2:30-5 p.m. Wed sets 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 6614495.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve. Fri; Llayne & Greg. Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike. Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki. Tue, Captain Billy Bones. Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu, Shiro Mori. Fri, Darrin Lenett. Mon, Tue, Gene Argel. Wed, Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques. Sun, Kapule Paoa. Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo. Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends. Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Longhi’s - Fri, Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sa, Mark Johnston. Sun, Wed, Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Mango Cafe - Fri, Sat, Sun; Live entertainment. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri, Eddi Delgado. Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Compadres - Tue; Damien Awai. 4 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Howard Ahia; Mon, Fri, The Carroll Brothers; Wed, Hau Phat. All

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Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041. Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Raita Helm, 8 p.m.; Sat, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Sun, Octoberfest, 5:30 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Erin Smith, 9 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter. Fri, Wed, Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

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Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho. Fri, Kaleo Cullen. Sat, Louise Lambert. Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts. Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/hula by Cora. Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun,

Thursday 09/28

Friday 09/29

Saturday 09/30

DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Live Entertainment 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursday $6, 10pm

Caldera No cover, 10pm

Hot Latin Nite $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Scazzye, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Reggae w/Razz, No cover, 10pm; WED - Curtis Williams, No cover, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Carroll Brothers 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm

Erin Smith Band 9pm

Rampage 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Monday 10/02 – Wednesday 10/04

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LOBBY LOUNGE

Sunday 10/01

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

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MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - Danny Murry Show, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

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All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220.

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly; Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly; Alanui with Uncle Rudi. Sun; Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly; Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed; Brian Haia. Fri, Sat, Mon; Marvin Tavagan. Sun; Ray Gooliak. Tue; Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed; Benny Uyetake. Sat, Tue; Mitch Kepa. Sun, Mon; Josh Sumbicay. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu; Bobby Krueger. Fri; Mahalo Greg. Sat; Rama Camarillo. Sun; Mondo Kane. Mon, Tue; Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

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Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

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Unisan - Mon, Tue, Thu, Billy. Wed, Fri, Sat, Allen. All sets 6 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Thu; Kincaid and Albert. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue; Kincaid Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

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Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Lobby Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m.

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu; Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran. Sat, Mon; Island Styl Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson. Fri; Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis. Sat, Mon; Nils and Anastasia. Sun; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria. Wed; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed; World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

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Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

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Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly; Strolling Hawaiian Duo. All sets 5:30 p.m.

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat; Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

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Lagoon Bar - Nightly; Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue; Bobby and Ralph. Fri; Ralph and Allan. Sat, Sun; Fausto and Kawaika. Wed; Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

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■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed; Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Ron Kuala’au. Fri, Mon, We; Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed; Mele ‘Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

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East Wing- Wed; Marti Kluth. 6:30-8 p.m.

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DJ Danyoll No cover, 9pm

DJ Tark No cover, 9pm

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MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover; TUE - Benoit Jazzworks, No cover; WED - Erin Smith Band, No cover, 9pm

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Local Artist Debut 10pm

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TUE - DJ Bern, 9pm; WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm

The Easy No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

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Neither of us really knows the point of life or death, but when I’m assailed by doubts I find comfort in a curious mix of logic and faith. For instance, if we have souls that somehow cycle through life after life, the only way it could function, logistically, is if we had no memory of the lives that came before. I combine this logical conclusion with a leap of faith—that the universe is an ultimately benevolent place that makes sense—and feel, truly, comforted. Most Aries, being both powerfully intellectual and emotional, feel uncomfortable in the province of pure religion or science. Somehow combining the two, however, might yield the “solution” to the problem you’ve been grappling with.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Your average American landfill would be considered a treasure trove of useful and usable items to poor folk from your average Third World country. I think this is one of the areas where we fall most short of the example we ought to be setting: transforming our relative wealth into a smaller footprint on the earth, not a greater one. We can afford to, after all. You, too, can afford to make an extra effort to have less impact on others. It’s a luxury and a responsibility at the same time, to compensate for those who have neither. Please embrace and accept it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I heard about a social experiment regarding kindness and a willingness to help strangers. A woman would pass by a phone booth as the person using it emerged, hitting a trick switch on her briefcase which caused it to fall open, spilling its contents onto the sidewalk. The point was to determine how many people would stop to help her. The phone itself was rigged to return the money to the person using it about half the time. The vast majority of those who got their change back stopped to help. Most of those who got nothing didn’t stop. I mention this fascinating insight into human nature to remind you of the ripple effect even the smallest kindness can have, and vice versa. This is important information, considering this week’s events.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Nearly every Cancer has what I call a “Cinderella” phase of her life, where she, for whatever reason, subverts most or all of her own desires in order to please another. Growing out of this unhealthy chapter is an important milestone in each Cancer’s life. However, so is relearning it, to some extent. Don’t get me wrong. You should never sacrifice so much for someone else like that. But learning to unselfishly put aside some of your own desires in order to give something to someone else can, ironically, be extremely rewarding, especially this week.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) There are scientists studying everything, from a cure for cancer, to the lifecycles of dinosaurs, to how to prevent flatulence, etc. But these specialized interests didn’t occur overnight. All these men and women began by studying the foundations of science and what we already know, and gradually refined their areas of interest until they concerned just one or two things. You, too, have become just that specialized, only, just like the poor fellow studying the meaning of dog barks (he concluded they don’t necessarily mean anything), you’ve driven into a dead end. It’s now time to back up and branch out again, just a little, until your new path appears.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You need people. This is no criticism; Leos need people to admire them, Geminis need people to listen to them, and Aries need people to entertain them. You need people to need you. This makes you seem very evolved and selfless to some, and in some ways you are. But the true sign of an evolved Virgo is one who knows how to serve others and herself, at the same time, somehow being just as available as she always was to those who need her, while simultaneously doing what she can to prevent her own deprivation and suffering. How close are you to that example? This week is your chance to get quite a bit closer.

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Taking a Bite, Part Two When I got to New York City, I tried not to plan too much. I only had two days there, and I was determined to go with the flow. But one thing I really wanted to do was visit the Museum of Sex—MoSex, for short. Their current exhibits included “Peeping, Probing & Porn: Four Centuries of Graphic Sex in Japan” and “Stags, Smokers & Blue Movies: The Origins of American Pornographic Film.” Yeah, that’s my kind of culture. But my first night in Manhattan, Ashley took me to a hip Latin joint called Rosa Mexicano. After a few frozen pomegranate margaritas, I headed upstairs where I encountered a two-story piece of art by David Rockwell, in which rows and rows of little human figurines jutted out as if diving from tiers of miniature waterfalls on a wall of blue glass tile. To say the least, that’s not what a person generally sees after a several shots of tequila. On 9/11, while much of the city was in tribute mode at Ground Zero, I checked out The Village and developed an eye infection. Naturally, the best thing I could do with a seeping eyeball was to find a dive bar, fast. So I groped my way to a place called Doc Holliday’s, where some guy asked what I thought of a sign they’d made offering a “two for one” deal, only with a sketch of the Twin Towers as the Roman numeral “two.” I peeked inside and saw a lineup of bikers and the requisite slouching old drunk in the corner. Cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon lined the bar top, and a Big Buck Hunter Pro video game sat blinking on the opposite wall. I told the guy it didn’t look like anyone was offended, and decided to go in. I soon made friends with a large, septum-pierced, bald man in a leather jacket who had just finished a three-month stint on a merchant ship. He asked if I liked Cuban cigars, said he had just smuggled over a bottle of absinthe and then bought the entire bar a couple rounds. The bartender was a charming, attractive young girl gearing up to emcee an open mic night later. Soon a bespectacled man in his early 40’s with a slight Hispanic accent came in holding a book by Dennis Prager, called Happiness is a Serious Problem. “I’m fucking wasted,” said the man. “Sorry.” Who knew New Yorkers were so nice? Spectacles then proceeded to tell the bartendress, with whom he declared he was in love, that he just hasn’t been able to make himself happy lately. He cited various romantic problems. “Well, if you can look yourself in the mirror everyday and not spit,” counseled the leather sea man, “you’re okay.” And then later, just to mix it up a little, I fell in lust with Kiki. Kiki De Montparnasse is a shop for a “luxury and lifestyle brand that celebrates intimacy and inspires the romantic imagination”—basically, an upscale sex boutique. A tall, dark and handsome man in a three-piece greeted me at the door, and soon after I was offered assistance by a beautiful salesgirl in lingerie and heels. My imagination was inspired alright, with stuff like hand-sculpted obsidian glass dilettos ($1,750), tension set cock-rings with 5mm cubic zirconia ($795), a sparkling rose quartz anal plug ($795) and a handy little Sony DVD Camcorder with lightweight tripod ($715). And the dressing rooms—velvet draped boudoirs, really—came equipped with three settings for lighting: Before, During and After. Precious! The next day featured more of the same, and flew by in a flurry of shops, bars and interesting people. But then I realized I only had a half-hour to get back to Ashley’s before running off to Philadelphia to see Jen, who had just moved there. In a panic, I crammed into the subway at rush hour, and somehow landed in the middle of a filming of Dancing With the Stars at the Lincoln Center. Taking a detour in the opposite direction, I stopped to watch another filming of some sort of cop show. By the time I got to Penn Station, it was a zoo of untamed business-attired beasts. In Pennsylvania, Jen’s mom schooled me immediately on pronunciation—“It’s Lanc-asTER, not LAN-cas-ter”—and Jen’s dad drove us by various Amish settlements. While I was busy formulating my theory that the “tobacco” the Amish were “drying” in their huge warehouses was something a little more illicit, Jen expressed anxiety over her decision to move back to the East Coast. Her brother and I convinced her it was all about establishing connections again—making friends and all that. Jen was doubtful. Later, we sat at the bar of a newly opened, fancy restaurant called Christopher’s. As her brother and I looked on, a cooing Jen was being hand-fed what looked to be a rather succulent seafood risotto by an obliging stranger seated next to her. Yeah, we’re really worried she’s not gonna be able to make any new friends. Anyway, I never did make it to the MoSex. And I opted to buy a fabulous pair of shoes instead of that amazing “upscale” vibrator at Kiki. But still, I had a fabulous time. And I believe I’ve discovered three syllables more harmonious than the word “vacation.” Return trip.

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