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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR HUH?
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I read your wonderful paper and think, What the hell is wrong with us?! On a small and a larger scale, we are the destroyers of ourselves and our beautiful planet. Yes, massive rain WOULD be a problem for the ocean reefs, as well as all the other life in the ocean, but not simply because of some small wind farm’s development (“Tilting at Windmills,” Oct. 6, 2005). Maybe it is because of newly harvested cane fields, or the massive amounts of herbicides and pesticides used in the lovely golf courses in Wailea and Kapalua (which already wash slippery disgusting white foam into the ocean with moderate rainfall). This list of environmental TRESPASSES could go on forever. As it is we will be in worse than bad shape were we are hit by a big storm. Again, what is OUR problem? More importantly what are WE going to do about it? Stopping the windmill farm will do nothing except help us to use more oil. The dirt will wash from every other detrimented [sic] part of the island and kill our reefs and hurt our delicate eco-system. Maui wants to change so badly, yet so many are too lazy, or stupid or greedy to do anything about it. Rays of hope come and go. On that note, thank you so much for keeping us aware, even if we choose not to use the information you provide us. Hopefully it’s not too late. -Essence Satterfield, Makawao The Editor responds: Just to make clear, the point of the story you’re referencing wasn’t that we should stop building a wind farm, but that work on the wind farm had stopped because the developers weren’t adhering to their construction permit’s conditions and as a result massive rains could cause major environmental problems on the Pali and the shores below. As for the rest of your letter, right on.
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[County Councilman Dain] Kane’s “more busses” idea is pretty stupid—what’s he doing, going for the Maui Tomorrow vote now?! And you’re righton about the mayors tax holiday, but your support for the gas-cap law makes me wonder about you. If tying our wholesale gas prices to Los Angeles, the gulf region and New York works here in Hawai’i to lower our prices (and the oil companies’ profits), it can work anywhere. If you think the oil companies are gonna let that happen then I know you’re smoking too many mushrooms. From here on out, while the gas cap law is in effect, every time a cloud forms over the gulf region bigger than your biodiesel Beetle, wholesale oil prices will skyrocket. Is this blatant and ugly price gouging by the oil companies? Sure. But more than that it’s a big “Fuck you” from the oil companies, aimed directly at Hawai’i and our “best hope” gas-cap law… I suggest you switch back to water-based whiteout before you try to take on something like this again. -Socrates, via email The Editor responds: So the rising gas prices that plague the entire U.S. are just revenge for Hawai’i’s gas cap? Look, prices aren’t exactly plummeting around here, so maybe the cap isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. But I still don’t hear any substantive ideas that will have immediate impact coming from anyone else…
CORRECTION In our Oct. 6, 2005 issue, we failed to mention that photographer Sean M. Hower took those bitchin’ shots of fire knife dancer Steven Manu Bacalso that ran on the cover and on page 13. Maui Time welcomes letters commenting on our coverage, but only if they’re complimentary. If you still wish to complain about something, please have the decency to use plenty of bad punctuation and grammar—that makes it easier for us to make fun of you when we respond. Send your letters to the editor via e-mail (letters@mauitime.com), regular mail (Letters to the Editor, Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A-7278, Lahaina, HI 96761) or fax (808-661-0446). All correspondence must include your full name, hometown and phone number.
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ehbrah@mauitime.com This is for the asshole who hung out with my friend for a while, but couldn’t or wouldn’t understand that it wasn’t a relationship—it was just two people hanging out. You both enjoyed the company, the talks and of course the sex. But when she said enough, you couldn’t handle it and get over it. She told you nicely, put up with your late night calls (which were very uncool ‘cuz she has a kid), and she even tried to be your friend. But you couldn’t get over it. Obviously, she’s cool. Obviously, she’s sexy. Obviously she dug you in some way, but you pissed it all away drinking and partying and bothering her. You even broke a promise or two, so now she absolutely hates you and even told you to “FUCK OFF!” and called you “psycho.” I don’t think you’re psycho, but she does, and that’s all that matters. The worst part is she’s still cool, still sexy, but now she hates you.
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Doomed Rooms Here’s what the Kapalua Bay Hotel demolition will look like 4. Although the EIS states that a temporary sound barrier wall will be constructed at the north and south project property lines, demolition and construction will generate at least two years of significant noise from the bulldozers, excavators, diesel trucks and the constant pounding from concrete smashing equipment needed to break down the hotel’s huge walls and foundations. But Maui Land is looking out for its neighbors: pile drivers, hoe rams, jack hammers 25 pounds or larger, high pressure sprayers and chain saws “may” be restricted from 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Monday through Friday. All other heavy equipment will only be pounding and grinding between 7 a.m. and 6 p.m. Monday through Friday and between 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. on Saturday.
8. The Kapalua Bay Hotel was built more than 30 years ago, before state laws requiring archaeological investigation. Hawaiian bones have been uncovered on neighboring properties. According to the EIS Cultural Assessment Section, over the years several Kapalua Bay Hotel guests have reported seeing “spirits” and housekeepers have seen furniture moving in the rooms. Several rooms have been blessed by a Deacon of the Mormon Church because of the reported presence of spirits. It’s possible excavation could reveal an ancient Hawaiian burial ground. MTW
5. Thousands of full, slow-moving semi-trucks could be traveling Office Road and Honoapi’ilani Highway, taking construction debris and garbage from the site to the Ma’alaea C&D dump. Then there are the thousands of truckloads bringing construction material to the site over the length of the two- to three-year project. This steady stream of trucks, while providing trucker’s jobs for a few years, will lead to more traffic.
Soon to be a pile of debris It’s going to take a lot to bring down the Kapalua Bay Hotel. It only dates back to 1978, but the hotel does hold 194 rooms. And it’s all got to go to make way for Maui Land and Pineapple Company’s new, far more luxurious Residences at Kapalua. The project’s recently approved Final Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) has many, many pages, but only three deal with that demolition (see “Demolition is a Dirty Business,” Sept. 29, 2005). We perused them, and were surprised to find considerable issues involving landfill capacity, air pollution and the possible release of ghostly spirits. Enjoy! 1. The goal of The Kapalua Bay Hotel Demolition and Recycling Plan is to recycle 90 to 95 percent of the existing hotel. “If the company accomplishes that goal of recycling nearly all the demolished structure, it will be a first in the history of modern demolition projects,” says Napili resident Richard Cochrane, a retired hotel executive with considerable experience in demolishing hotels. The EIS states that the amount of unsuitable material requiring transport to the landfill will remain unknown until a gener-
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al contractor is hired. The amount of construction garbage and material suitable for recycling is unspecified so the amount that will be dumped into the C&D landfill is also unknown. 2. The Decoite Construction and Demolition Landfill is the only construction dump on Maui. All “nonrecyclable” material from construction demolition gets tossed into this puka at Ma’alaea. Ma’alaea Community Association President Robert Riebling says Ma’alaea residents downwind from the dump suffer from its nauseating stench, especially when it burns and produces choking clouds of black smoke. 3. Demolition plans are broken into two phases: soft demolition and hard demolition. Soft demolition entails removing everything but the concrete structural shell of the hotel, and that raises some concerns. For instance, the EIS states that the massive amount of carpet and pad will be removed and taken to on-island landscape companies to recycle as weed mats. Where will a local landscape company store all the carpet? Which company will take it?
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6. The EIS states that slow-moving construction vehicles will only move heavy construction equipment during periods of “low traffic volume” and schedules of commuting construction workers can be adjusted to avoid peak hours in the vicinity. But how will that correspond to the proposed construction work hours, which span the entire day? 7. The EIS says fugitive dust emissions from demolition and construction activities are difficult to estimate accurately because of the elusive nature of emissions and because the potential for dust generation varies greatly depending upon soil type, the amount of dirtdisturbing activity taking place and the moisture content of exposed soil in work areas and wind speed. State Air Pollution Control Regulations prohibit visible emissions of fugitive dust from construction activities at the property line. Maui Land says they’ll control dust emissions by frequently spraying water on demolition areas and bare-dirt surfaces in active construction. Of course, the trade winds that speed through Kapalua may keep these water sprayers really busy. And what about the continuous clouds of dust blowing into the ocean as they demolish the buildings and grind down the massive amounts of concrete?
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Cunning Lingle WHAT GOVERNOR LINDA LINGLE SAID ABOUT THE OIL INDUSTRY DURING THE SEPT. 28, 2005 BROADCAST OF HER RADIO SHOW TALK STORY WITH LINDA LINGLE: “[We need to] look at the structure of the industry to bring about more transparency.”
WHAT SHE DIDN’T SAY: The subject was how to bring about lower gas prices considering that the state’s wholesale gasoline price cap isn’t working, but it’s hard to understand what Lingle was talking about. The oil industry is already pretty transparent: we know through quarterly reports filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission that as gas prices have climbed producers and refiners have made record windfall profits. We also know from State of Hawai’i campaign finance records that Lingle has accepted thousands of dollars in contributions from oil company political action committees. How much more transparency can we stand? -ANTHONY PIGNATARO
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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, OCT. 5 Mayor Alan Arakawa sure wants his “gas tax holiday.” So much so that this week he asked the Maui County Council to pay for it through a $2 million state grant earmarked for transportation. According to today’s Maui News, more than one council member thinks lifting the county’s 18-cent tax on a gallon of gas is kinda screwy, considering that it’s just for two months and, well, actually I guess that’s it. They do have a point, in that gas prices will continue to rise irrespective of our tiny little tax. Still, chopping our gas prices from an oppressive, imperial $3.66 a gallon to a mere $3.48 a gallon would do wonders for our economy and driving habits.
THURSDAY, OCT. 6 So a bunch of state legislators gathered over at Kahului Harbor’s Pier 2 to shoot the shit over the proposed Superferry the other day. State Department of Transportation Director Rodney Haraga was also there to answer all their questions. Too bad a lot of his answers were some variation of the phrase “We don’t know.” According to today’s Maui News, Haraga wasn’t much help to the lawmakers, who wanted to know how the state was going to fit the giant auto ferries into already crowded Kahului Harbor. In fact, the News reported that Haraga couldn’t even say if the Superferry would make enough money to succeed. Nor could Haraga apparently convince the senators that the $40 million the state authorized to pay for harbor upgrades would fully satisfy the Superferry’s needs. You know, I just thought of something: remember that Environmental Impact Statement that two judges
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have now ruled isn’t necessary? I bet that would have answered a lot of exactly these types of questions. Good thing we don’t have to deal with any of that.
FRIDAY, OCT. 7 There’s an old rule in politics that says wait until Friday before releasing any bad, potentially controversial or Courtney Love-related news. Guess what? Today’s Friday! Woohoo! Been waiting all week! And the University of Hawai’i isn’t letting us down—today’s the day they made public their contract with the U.S. Navy to do secret, cutting edge military research in exchange for $50 million. In fact, UH will set up something called a university affiliated research center (UARC) to handle the Navy’s work. For those who think UH’s job should be just straight civilian research with no military chaser, this is a dark day indeed. “If the university accepts this UARC it is no longer a university,” UH social work professor Joel Fischer told the Honolulu Advertiser today. Oh, I don’t know about that—lots of universities are cashing big checks from the Pentagon in exchange for military work. All them high tech weapons and sensors have to come from somewhere, and why not go to places where young people learn about Aristotle, the Renaissance and the Age of Enlightenment to get them?
SATURDAY, OCT. 8 Great news, everyone! Well, I guess it’s great only for Aloha Airlines’ 3,000 current employees and retirees. They’re getting their pensions canceled! Isn’t that great? Oh wait, it’s really awful. Anyway, it’s the big thing right now in the airline industry—well, that and declaring bankruptcy. Right now, Aloha is on its hands and knees, begging U.S. District Court Judge Robert Faris for permission to carry out “reorganization,” which is a legal term meaning “To toss a company’s loyal workers overboard during tough times.” Okay,
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so I exaggerate: Aloha’s pensioners would get dumped in the federal Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp., which would bail out the airline—at taxpayer expense, mind you—by taking over about half of the company’s pension. The rest would get trashed, naturally, but at least people who’d devoted 15, 20 or more years to Aloha would get a few scraps. How much money do old people really need, anyway? And since the Pension Benefit Corp. is a federal entity, all us non-Aloha pensioners get to share in the misery. You see, everybody wins! By the way, have I mentioned yet that Aloha Airlines has somehow managed to both suck and blow at the same time? Or that the worst thing about all this is that Aloha will undoubtedly get its way? Yeah, those second Dark Ages seem to be getting closer and closer all the time.
-Guy toasting his friends at a Westside bar, Oct. 9
So The Maui News is reporting that developer Everett Dowling wants to delay his own superrich condo project in Makena because there are more ancient Hawaiian sites on his 11 acres than he originally thought. What a surprise. What wasn’t a surprise was the way Dowling’s archaeologist Lisa Rotunno-Hazuka explained her failure to find these sites, saying that vegetation throughout the area was really heavy when she and her team visited the site four years ago. While perhaps true, Rotunno-Hazuka is missing a larger point: the whole Makena area is covered in Hawaiian ruins. In fact, if you look at a map of the area, there are plenty of marked sites just to the north of Dowling’s 11 acres, and a ton more to the south, but none in between. That should have tipped off Rotunno-Hazuka to perhaps look a bit more carefully as she surveyed the area, but no. After all, was it really in her employer’s (Dowling’s) best interest that she come back with a detailed list of rock walls and old dwellings that need careful preservation? Sure, Dowling says that he’s glad so many new sites have been found now, rather than when the bulldozers went through, but how come he wasn’t demanding a fuller archaeological survey months ago when word of these sites first began circulating?
MONDAY, OCT. 10 Quick, grab the kids: Hawai’i is now the fastest-growing cruise ship destination in the U.S., according to the Hawai’i Chamber of Commerce, so you know it’s legit. And you know what that means: lots more sewage and pollution pouring into our state waters because, well, it’s totally legal for the ships to dump the stuff.
TUESDAY, OCT. 11 And you know what else? That won’t change anytime soon. Anthony Pignataro is working on a new book called Mr. Red: How television’s most famous horse told the Soviets our nuclear secrets, due out in early 2006. MTW
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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY The New York Post reported in July that several high-profile Manhattan dentists were offering sets of temporary teeth veneers to make patients’ smiles resemble those of celebrities, at $1,000 to $2,000 a set; more popular veneers were the “Halle,” the “Britney,” the “Gwyneth,” and, of course, for men, the “Tom” and the “George.” And The Wall Street Journal reported in July on people who pay “lifestyle designers” up to $450 an hour to construct fanciful, all-new personnas for them, including proper wardrobe and home decor down to which gifts to give and which vacations to take. For example, an ad agency owner who wanted to project a “carefree” image had to be told to buy herself a turquoise 1955 Thunderbird and wear cowboy boots and a bright red scarf around town.
SHOCKING FIRE Fire officials in Warrnambool, Australia, continue to investigate a Sept. 15 incident in which the carpet of a downtown business burned in several spots, following loud crackling noises, as Frank Clewer, 58, walked on it wearing woolen and nylon clothes. Fire official Henry Barton said the garments tested to over 30,000 volts of static electricity, and a lecturer in electrical engineering at Sydney University said that, given the weather and indoor temperature, such a buildup was possible, especially if the carpet had been cleaned with flammable substances. Pieces of the carpet, with coin-sized scorches, were sent to the university for further examination.
have sued him recently, according to a September New York Post story, claiming that they had been tricked for years by his lies. Tiffany Wang said that Dr. Zeitoun had (1) told her on their first date that they had been married in a previous life, that he regretted mistreating her, and that he had been searching for her in this lifetime to make amends; (2) told her that the devil had taken his soul 14 years earlier, that to get it back he had to agree never to marry, and that Wang was the first woman to make him regret the deal; and (3) that when he actually popped the question to Wang in May 2002, he never intended to marry her but wanted merely “to see the look of joy on her face.”
SUING THE KING The Appellate Court of Illinois ruled in July that the family of Detroy Marshall Sr. could proceed with its lawsuit against Burger King for Marshall’s wrongful death caused when a car jumped the curb and crashed into a BK whose building was protected by a brick wall that the restaurant had built only a few feet from the ground instead of higher up. The trial court had dismissed the lawsuit, ruling that Burger Kings can’t be expected to build fortresses against recklessly driven, airborne cars.
AWFUL LEGAL AID In August, a jury found Virginia death-row inmate Daryl Atkins mentally competent, based on a recent IQ score of 76 (thus beating the “70” standard, below which under state law he could not be executed). Prosecutors said two previous scores below 70 were deceptively low because of Atkins’ drug and alcohol use, but legal experts hypothesized that Atkins’ IQ had actually improved in recent years via the intellectual stimulation of discussing his case with lawyers.
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for having sex with one pet rabbit and abusing others and was jailed without bail because the magistrate thought he posed a danger to animals in the community. McMahon was due back in court on Sept. 30, and police said they may charge him with more bestiality at that time. McMahon’s lawyer blamed a methamphetamine habit for any trouble he may be in.
LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS The Dominion Post of Wellington, New Zealand, reported in September the arrest of a recruit at the Porirua Royal New Zealand Police College, who in the course of learning fingerprint protocol, ran his own and discovered an outstanding assault warrant. He was immediately arrested. And in May, Laurie Ralston’s plans to join the police department in Amherst, Ohio, as a dispatcher were scuttled when a background check revealed 17 traffic convictions and two outstanding warrants. She was immediately arrested.
MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT In tests of busy hospitals in each state the New England Journal of Medicine reported in July that at least 12,000 heart-attack patients in a six-month period were apparently not given the most basic, life-saving, follow-up instructions like prescribing aspirin in the first 24 hours after an attack, which increases survival rate by 30 percent. “[T]hings will fall through the cracks,” said an author of the study. And a RAND Corp. survey released in August revealed that, of 19 public health clinics tested with telephone messages describing symptoms of facial pustules or other wellknown indicators of small pox, not one of them told the caller to isolate the patient.
EVEN WORSE LEGAL AID COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS Two former girlfriends of married New York City endocrinologist Khaled Zeitoun
CREME DE LA WEIRD Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, a partner in a financial planning and mortgage brokerage in Sydney, Australia, was arrested in August
Lawyer Curtis Holmes, who had just delivered the opening statement in defense of an alleged child sex abuser in a Pocatello, Idaho, courtroom in August, was, minutes later, suspended by the state bar association for a previous case, in which he arranged to take nude photos of a client in exchange for reducing her bill.
PEOPLE WHO JUST CAN’T GIVE IT UP Thomas Haberbush, 72, pleaded guilty in April in Saratoga Springs, N.Y., to two counts to settle charges that he recently stalked as many as nine long-ago supervisors, with petty vandalism of their homes, in retaliation for his having received unfavorable job reviews as an elementary school teacher nearly 30 years ago.
UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS In August, a 22-year-old motorcyclist going 100 mph to outrun police, who wanted to stop him for riding without a helmet, lost control and fatally crashed at the outskirts of the town of Bogart, Ga., ramming into the “Welcome to Bogart” sign. And in July, a 61-year-old farmer in the village of Cadjavacki Lug, Croatia, was accidentally killed when, as he prepared to milk a cow, he fell down, scaring the cow and causing it to fall on top of him. MTW
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Night and Fog Revisited
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Is Harriet Miers a closet sadist? Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, supreme chief of the German armed forces, explained the thinking behind the Nazis’ “Night and Fog” (the term comes from Goethe) decree: “Efficient and enduring intimidation can only be achieved... by measures by which the relatives of the criminals do not know the fate of the criminals... T h e s e measures will have a deterrent effect because the prisoners will vanish without a trace and no information may be given as to their whereabouts or their fate.” Anyone who doubts the extravagant pain of not knowing what happened to a loved one should talk to Natalee Holloway’s parents. Night and Fog came to the United States when federal agencies built and filled a global, ad hoc network o f
many were tortured, some to death. Others were delivered for “extraordinary rendition” via covert CIA jets to countries reputed for their pain-inflicting expertise, including Syria, Yemen and Uzbekistan. No one knows what happened to them. Four years after 9/11, the U.S. government still refuses to release information about the disappeared. We do not know how many there are, where they are being held, how many are dead and alive, or even their names. The vanished have access to neither their families nor legal representation. They cannot send or receive mail or packages. Because there was no evidence against
Harriet Miers, in her coed days of 1967 prisons and concentration camps during the months following 9/11, and began filling it with Muslims of varying status. Officials promising to update lapsed visas lured foreign-born residents to immigration offices and arrested them when they showed up. Captured Taliban soldiers, stripped of their rights under the Geneva Conventions, were thrown together with civilian shopkeepers sold by local warlords for bounties to the CIA in Afghanistan, to whom were added anti-communist rebels from China and democracy activists from Pakistan. Some were shipped to Cuba, where
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them, none have been charged with a crime. But catching terrorists was never the purpose of America’s new Night and Fog policy. The goal was to instill fear, particularly among Muslims. It has also worked with other “enemies of the state”: since 9/11, “See you in Gitmo” has become a standard joke among activists on the left. The legal cover for the Bush Administration’s updating of Night and Fog comes courtesy of then-White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales, since promoted to attorney general. In his Jan. 22, 2002 memo, for example, Gonzales repeatedly twisted the facts in order to obtain the result Bush desired.
Gonzales’ contradictory linguistic contortions, here to argue that the Taliban were not covered by Geneva and could thus be vanished into thin air because they were not a viable government, would be comical if not for the man’s chilling willingness to suspend intellectual honesty along with fundamental human rights: “It is unclear whether the Taliban militia ever fully controlled most of the territory of Afghanistan. At the time the United States air strikes began, at least ten percent of the country, and the population within those areas, was governed by the Northern Alliance.” Since when does 90 percent, or nearly 90 percent, fail to qualify as “most”? Harriet Miers, Bush’s nominee to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor on the Supreme Court, replaced Gonzales in November 2004. Has she ever questioned Gonzales’ extreme and bizarre legal opinions justifying the torture, indefinite detention and disappearing of countless innocent people? We don’t know. Her legal opinions have yet to be released and Senate Republicans, in keeping with the Bush Administration’s obsession with keeping the people’s business secret from the people, say they’ll fight to keep them shrouded by the night and fog. We know that Miers has chosen not to issue a full-fledged rebuttal of Gonzales’ disappear’em-and-torture-’em philosophy, which remains in full force at Abu Ghraib, Bagram, Guantánamo, Camp Mercury and other giant memory holes. Reports continue to emerge, most recently from a former Muslim chaplain at Gitmo, that top officials encourage soldiers to abuse inmates. This comes as little surprise, given that Miers’ reluctance to rock the boat appears to be more highly developed than the average striver. “In [a] White House that hero-worshipped the president, Miers was distinguished by the intensity of her zeal: She once told me that the president was the most brilliant man she had ever met,” right-winger David Frum writes in the National Review. Senate Democrats and patriotic Republicans should insist on a full review of Miers’ advice to Bush on torture and disappearances before voting on confirmation to the Supreme Court. No one who agrees with Alberto Gonzales’ monstrous contempt for human rights ought to be elevated to such a powerful post—even if her consent is expressed through tacit silence. MTW
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Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Angela Hedge could barely contain the contempt in her voice. “Is this a contested case hearing or a no contest hearing?” she snapped. The rest of the Liquor Control Adjudication Board looked at her. She was clearly perturbed, irritated—even, dare I say—angry at the way the board was handling its own hearing. “He’s not challenging,” Board chairman Shigeto “Mustard” Murayama finally told her. “He’s just presenting some facts.” The “he” Murayama referred to was Barry Tippett, president of the parent company owning the Sports Page Grill and Bar in Kihei. That Murayama had to calm down Hedge—who’s usually accustomed to getting her way during Adjudication Board hearings—shows how unusual the Oct. 6, 2005 hearing truly was. Until Hedge threw a fit, Tippett had been trying to explain why he was pleading No Contest to a single charge of serving an already-intoxicated customer who had been arrested for driving under the influence not long after walking out of the Sports Page. Of course, his method of explanation involved questioning the motives of the drunk in question and raising questions about Hedge’s case, but as Murayama pointed out, it was his right. What really seemed to provoke Hedge was the point when Tippett circulated a copy of the May 9, 2005 bill of sale that seemed to show conclusively that the drunk had left the Sports Page at midnight—55 minutes before he got into an accident just 10 minutes down the road. That every board member sat up and scrutinized the bill showed the LC hadn’t placed a copy in their incident reports. Still, even if Tippett hadn’t plead No Contest, Hedge knew she had a good case. No one was questioning that Sports Page had served a drunk, and that’s a violation of the county liquor laws. And she knew she had good standing to ask for a $2,000 fine, which would, as she put it, have a “deterrent effect” on other licensees. As it turned out, the board fined Tippett $2,000, but suspended $1,000 of it if he could keep the drunks out of the Sports Page for a year.
—Anthony Pignataro
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Rodrigo could use a speed hump right now A mere 24 hours after exciting and titillating Upcountry and Central Maui residents with promises of “speed humps,” the Maui County Public Information Office suddenly announced that no such “work” would be taking place anytime soon. Citing “heavy scheduling conflicts” with contractor Rimrock Paving, the county’s Department of Public Works and Environmental Management Engineering Divisions announced on Oct. 5 that speed hump work in Kahului, Kula and Wailuku originally scheduled for Oct. 10 won’t in fact occur until “mid to late November” at the earliest. Much of the disappointment came from the fact that just a day earlier, on Oct. 4, the county Public Information Office had announced that the long awaited “speed hump installation” would “get underway” on Oct. 10. Residents were especially excited to hear that the “project” was to
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last for more than a month. “The 30-consecutive working day project is due for completion on November 23,” stated the release. The press release also said the project’s “scope of work” was to include “some resurfacing,” “constructing and installing speed humps,” “cold planing” and the everpopular “adjusting utilities.” Rimrock was to “install” the speed humps at Ainakula and Na’alae Roads in Kula, West Waiko Road and Kaniele Street in Wailuku and Lalani Circle in Kahului. Scattered reports from all three communities indicate residents are saddened by the rescheduling, but remain optimistic that the speed humps will eventually go in. Considering the county is willing to pay Rimrock $259,505 for the speed humps, residents have every reason to be hopeful that they’ll be the best damn speed humps on Maui. After all, with a name like Rimrock, speed humps have to be their specialty. MTW
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TRASH TALK Maui’s proposed incinerator begins to take shape By Anthony Pignataro Maui County officials are negotiating with two incinerator operators, one of which has proposed a facility so big it would need a 250-foot smokestack and so much trash the Big Island would have to contribute some of its garbage, according to company brochures and proposals on file with the county. While it’s unclear which, if any, of the two companies has the edge, the Mayor’s office is preparing a recommendation for the County Council sometime this fall. So far, Fort Collins, Coloradobased Barlow Projects and ARES Corporation, headquartered in Burlingame, California, have offered
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the county incinerators that would burn trash to make energy. Both companies approached the county, and both are offering much the same facility, though substantially different in size. Barlow has proposed building a 4.5- to 23-megawatt incinerator while ARES offered a larger, 30megawatt operation. In addition, both companies say they can have their respective incinerator up and running by 2010—a timetable a county official familiar with the incinerator proposals called “extremely ambitious. “A half dozen meetings have taken place,” said the county official, who requested anonymity.
“No one is favoring any one group. A clear message was given that this all has to go to the County Council. They have to look at it with an open mind.” A smaller company than ARES, Barlow currently runs five wasteto-energy incinerators in Minnesota, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Virginia. Barlow has also proposed building a second incinerator on Oahu. When asked why the company was pitching one of its incinerators to Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa, Barlow Projects Development Director Jody Allione gave two reasons. “There’s a concern that the landfill’s life is shorter than peo-
ple thought,” Allione said in a phone interview. “We want to make sure the landfill lasts as long as possible.” This may or may not actually be a problem. Though it’s clear that Maui has limited landfill space— this being a relatively small island and all—it’s not so certain that a landfill crisis exists. “You can’t just open a landfill anytime, anywhere,” said the county official who asked for anonymity. “It’s a long, convoluted exercise. But we’re quarrying at a rate faster than we’re putting stuff in. Maui doesn’t have landfill issues like others do.” In any case, Allione had another
ready reason why Maui residents should embrace burning garbage. “I don’t know if you’ve seen your energy bill, but the price of oil has gone up,” she added. “Energy costs have gone up considerably. MECO [Maui Electric Company] is very interested in renewable power.” According to Barclay Lew, an official with the ARES group, it was a request for proposals issued back in March, 2005 by Renewable Hawai’i, a subsidiary of Hawai’i Electric—which also owns Maui Electric—that first brought his company to the table. “We’re in detailed discussions with Hawai’i Electric,” Lew said in a phone interview. “I’m not really able to discuss much else.” The RFP Lew mentioned is even more vague, asking for “opportunities for equity investment in commercially viable and cost-effective projects to produce electricity for Hawai’i from renewable resources, such as sun, wind, hydro, biomass, ocean or geothermal energy.” It also requires that projects produce “at least one megawatt and [have] a planned date of commercial operation no later than December 31, 2010.” As for MECO, the power company would love a waste-toenergy incinerator, said MECO President Ed Reinhardt. “Renewable energy is something we need,” he said. “There are a lot of plusses. And it’s a firm source—not like the wind. It would be a plus, something we’d certainly favor.” ARES, which is linked to a Hawai’i-based limited liability corporation called Waena Renewable, is proposing something on a far grander scale than Barlow. Currently, the Central Maui Landfill—where Arakawa has proposed building an incinerator— takes in about 450 tons of garbage every day. But ARES wants to build a massive, 30-megawatt incinerator there that would burn 1,000 tons per day. With a building height of 140 feet and a smokestack height of 250 feet, there are real questions as to whether such a facility is possible, considering it’s virtually directly beneath the arrival flight paths into Kahului Airport. But there are bigger concerns. The only way the ARES proposal would work, according to
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county officials and the company’s presentation, is for Maui to secure a second fuel supply—in this case, the Big Island. ARES is proposing to “pelletize” Big Island waste, then ship it over to Maui for incineration. As far as what would happen to the county’s energy production and ability to pay off facility construction bonds should that garbage lifeline ever get cut, no one can say.
There were simple schematics, but also plenty of rosy scenarios and cheery statements like incinerators pose “no new environmental concerns” and “Ash is environmentally neutral.”
For good reason, the “other island” trash source proposal appeared in the ARES presentation to the county under a “Challenges” headline. In any case, both firms’ incinerator concept plans were more like sales brochures and corporate brochures than actual construction plans. There were simple schematics, but also plenty of rosy scenarios and cheery statements like incinerators pose “no new environmental concerns” and “Ash is environmentally neutral.” In fact, there are myriad environmental problems associated with incinerators—even modern, supposedly clean-burning ones. There’s fly ash—a solid, dense byproduct saturated with dioxin and other toxics—as well as a
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smell remarkably similar to that of a burning chicken coop (See Maui Time’s “Big Waste,” Sept. 15, 2005 for a more thorough accounting of these issues.) Ultimately, how much any of this will cost is anyone’s guess. There were no cost numbers in the presentations and brochures viewed by Maui Time, and officials with both companies declined to give out specific numbers. “We would attempt to build the project so it would not incrementally increase what anyone is paying now,” said Allione. The ARES presentation to the county was even more optimistic: “NO out of pocket costs to the county,” one PowerPoint slide read. If either statement ends up true, it would be contrary to much recent municipal incineration experience. In the late 1980s, Jackson County, Michigan agreed to build a small incinerator priced at $15 million. It wasn’t long until construction costs rose to $23 million. Lower-thanexpected trash volume headed into the facility meant more debt for the county. That’s nothing. Other communities like Washington and Warren Counties in New York ended up paying $87 million for their incinerator, which they never even ended up owning. In small towns across the U.S., promises of high-energy production never met the reality of low waste streams, bankrupting incinerators and the counties that ran them. Maui, we can only hope, will be different. As it stands now, county officials are looking to finalize some kind of agreement with one of the firms sometime next year. There’s also talk of the county hiring a consultant to get a handle on the complex, unfamiliar technological issues involved in burning garbage for energy. “I can’t say I’m for or against this,” said the county official familiar with the proposals. “But I could probably get behind a pilot project a little more easily than something requiring 1,000 tons a day.” MTW
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Here on Maui, do you ever feel like you’re being beat over the head with the fact that you live in a ravishing wonderland? How many breathtaking sunsets, ocean views and lush landscapes can a person take? If you’re sick of wrapping yourself in such beauty, then you probably shouldn’t go have lunch at the Sands of Kahana Terrace Restaurant.
The place is built with blonde and mahogany wood, abutted by a sparkling swimming pool and hot tub with the ocean a mere hundred yards away. Framed by lush gardens and plants, the dining room captures the fresh Hawaiian trades. Seriously, the food is good but it’s the atmosphere that might make you drool. Inside the place is cute and simple, alive with bonsais and friendly flowers. “It’s not trying to be something it’s not,” the general manager told me. After all, the restaurant has only been open for a couple months and has plenty of potential to be a successful restaurant. They serve all kinds of breakfast from 7:30 a.m. to 2 p.m., then soups, salads, sandwiches and plate lunches until 5 p.m. Breakfast and lunch meals run between $5 and $9 and include generous
servings and sides. As amazing as the omelets and pancakes looked, I would have felt guilty having another breakfast at 1 p.m. So I paused my meditation on the picturesque surroundings long enough to decide on the Oriental chicken salad wrap, which is a flour tortilla overflowing with assorted greens, chicken and cashews and then tossed-in sesame vinaigrette. It was as scrumptious as it was monstrous and won me over with its fresh mango salsa topping. There’s something for everyone on the lunch menu and it’s all inexpensive. Dinner offers the same sandwiches with additional, pricier seafood, steak and pasta dishes. What’s not to like? Chef Raul Bermudez (who also owns Kihei’s Big Wave Café) does a fantastic job mixing local resources, healthy cooking and enticing flavors to give the food great chemistry. The service is extremely friendly, the place still has the modesty of being young and a touch obscure and the bar is open all day! Despite being nestled in the middle of a hotel, this place really caters to locals with its prices, laid-back vibe and accessibility. Take a date, your family or at the risk of feeling like a loser, go grab lunch solo (like I did!). And if you agree with me that the name could use a little work, we’re in accord with the restaurant’s plans. Once there’s a bit more business under the bridge, they’re planning to revamp the interior designing and sport a more original name. Only the sands of time will tell. MTW
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CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Alive And Well - Healthy food, juices, smoothies, wraps, salads or plate lunches. Organic pastries, vegetables. Open daily, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers with veggie styles and all the extras. Mon-Sat, 8 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sun, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 8930263. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. Open daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. Mon-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Brooklyn Café - Delicious healthy alternative. Eat in or take out plate lunches and snacks. Finest organic whole foods used. Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. $ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Mon, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tue-Sat, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Fri-Sat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - Oasis of cozy European and fresh island fish cuisine in the midst of the industrial zone. Lunch, dinner, catering. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $
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Koho Grill & Bar - Comfort food in a casual setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. $ Krispy Kreme - This place is known all over the world for its warm, tasty glazed doughnuts. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to take five. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-CUPS. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market, with produce from Mexico, So. America, Tonga and New Zealand. Homemade tamales. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Las Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. Casual dining and various piñatas available. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Old-time American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Delicious sweet and savory pastries, rolls, cakes, Mauisadas and deli sandwiches. Open Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan-fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $
Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St.,Wailuku, 242-7928. $
SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable take-out seafood, chicken, ribs—all deep fried tempura style or grilled. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, pastas and Italian specialties created with love and a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free on Monday and Saturday. Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Fresh Bagels with traditional toppings of flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and specialty coffee drinks. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and Island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads and hot dogs, homemade potato salad, pasta salad, healthy garden fresh salads and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $
Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade corned beef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $
Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $
Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $
Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “food for gringos,” too. Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $
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Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 891-1400. $ Life’s A Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $
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Sy Magallanes Bartender at Sansei in Kihei About 11 months ago, I was in here with my lady at the time. It was a Thursday night and it was slammin’. I was sitting at the bar top and I was watching how the bartender, Jason, was flipping and spinning bottles, entertaining the crowd and keeping the flow. He made it look less like work and more like play. I thought to myself, “I could do that.” When I started to think of the perks it just made sense. My friends already came in quite a bit so I’d be seeing them all the time. I love sushi and we all know how good our sushi is. Also, I knew I could work it to have fun and get paid at the same time. I applied and, obviously, got the job. Since then, I’ve taught myself some bar tricks by watching others. I can flip, spin and pour all different ways. But anyone can pour a drink. It’s all about style with a smile. When people come in and sit at the bar most of the time, they think they’re just going to get a drink. They couldn’t be more wrong. We just have fun behind the bar. We make it that way by getting our guests involved and offering up a good time. It can be telling jokes, talking story or making them shake their own drinks. Well, usually it’s only the ladies we make shake their own drinks, because when they shake it side to side… Never mind. The point is that everyone has a good time. I stay out of trouble. But I have to admit, one of my favorite quotes is, “Why be good when you can be good at it?” MTW
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DININGLISTINGS Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks, 891-1400. $ Life’s A Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243-2206. $$
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Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 8911120. $$$ Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, pork or seafood, and veggies. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$
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South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Awesome outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cuisine, along with some Korean dishes. Entrees come with two side dishes. BYOB. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$
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Yakiniku Steak House - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $
Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $
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Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, deep-fried tempura style or grilled. Great food, great prices. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $
Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $ Café 808 - Local diner-style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Catering and take-out available. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$
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Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more. Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Lahaina Town with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. and salad bar. Lunch 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, .romantic setting. Call for reservations. Open for dinner only 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods like Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 6670968. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food, tamales, enchiladas, tacos, soups, rice and beans. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $
Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $
Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and fountain desserts. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K
Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $
David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K
Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $
Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific Islands. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$
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Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper mahi mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 - 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6650512. $
Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6618939. $$$
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Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$
Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $
Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salads. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $
Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K
Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $
Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$
Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $
Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Beef, fish, pork or chicken, served with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese, onions and jalapenos. Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $
Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs, 100% dairy-made ingredients. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $
Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $
Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar - D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai’i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K
Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$
Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches and hamburgers, along with a full bar. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $
Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path surf bistro. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $
Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$
Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$
Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$
Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $
Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Veggie dishes available Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Vino Italian Tapas & Wine Bar - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and an extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly 6 p.m Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$
Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 6650222. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all-you-can-eat specials, merry atmosphere and a large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $
Beer & Wine Pastas, Salads, Pizzas, Sandwiches and Nightly Seafood Specials We now have Brown Rice Pasta! Wheat & Gluten Free! 50¢ extra / Cooked to order so it takes a few minutes longer
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Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $
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Eating Chocolate for Fido Saturday, at King Kamehameha Clubhouse in Waikapu [BENEFIT] “More Than Just Desserts” is an annual masquerade fundraiser to raise money for the Maui Humane Society. This year’s theme: The Black Cat’s Meow and The White Dog’s Howl. Clever, eh? It’s a Black and White affair! Anyway, donations will go toward the relief of over 10,000 homeless pets that are found on Maui and cared for by the society every year. Everyone is encouraged to dress in costume but it’s not required—there’ll be masks available at the door for those who’d like to add that special something but remain semi-casual. The event will feature live DJs, auctions both live and silent, a professional haunted house, and dessert competition. Chefs from all over the island will compete to win best in show and people’s choice awards. Complimentary champagne and desserts will be spotting the evening with boosts of energy and flavor. Everyone who has a place in their hearts for animals or just likes to dress for the festivities is welcome to attend. All donations are welcome. Tickets: $65, available at the Maui Humane Society, Pukalani Superette, all Snorkel Bob locations and the Indich Collection Maui Mall. For more info, call 877-3680, ext. 32. [GABRIELLE POCCIA]
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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos
Chi-lightful! Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 2 p.m. at the Castle Theater
Upstanding Youth
[STAGE] You really haven’t seen hard-core people until you’ve seen Cirque de Soleil. I believe anyone who’s seen a live performance or IMAX would support that assertion. First of all, you’ve got former Olympians, die-hard dancers and contortionists, and just world-class randoms coming together to make your jaw drop. Talk about focusing on one skill and making it your lifelong goal to master it; have you ever thought what a good sword-juggler or torch-swallower you could be if you really devoted yourself? Anyways, I digress. The MACC presents cirque de Chinois, a melding of acrobatics and martial arts showcasing phenomenal gymnasts, dancers, tumblers, all masters of their trades. Think of a cross between the circus and the movie Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Tell me, how could that not be entertaining? I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it, but in the last show of this kind I witnessed four people stacked on top of one another’s shoulders. I also saw two gymnasts (painted to resemble Greek statues), the male kneeling and the female suspended horizontally in air with only her chin resting on his shoulder and his fist on her hip. Keep practicing your pilates and that could be you one day. Tickets: $10, $25, $35 (half-price for keiki). Call 242-7469. [MOLLY RETTIG]
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[MUSIC] Six fellows got together in high school and have created what appears to be a dynamite sound. Local to Oahu, they have become an island-wide sensation. What do you do when you’ve captivated an entire island? Hop over to the next one to get them in on the excitement, of course! Hence their Maui debut. With two albums under their belt and a third on the way, Upstanding Youth are coming to rock our rock. The Honolulu Advertiser described their second album, Kam Highway Katharsis, as welcome proof that original ska-punk continues to thrive in Hawai’i. Well, bring it on! The guys—Marc Allred (guitar, lead vocals, trumpet), Aaron Eskaran (trumpet), Tim Goshi (sax), Tom Robertson (drums), Adam Eskaran (sax) and Demitri Marmash (bass)—played Bayfest this year and opened for Sum 41. So check ‘em out. The Easy opens for both shows. Need more info? Want to listen to some of their music? Go to their website at www.upstandingyouth.com. Tickets: $10 at the door. [HEIDI KING]
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Rockin’ for Relief Friday, 9 p.m. at Longhi’s in Lahaina [BENEFIT/MUSIC] We all know the Big Easy has it pretty hard right now. So Longhi’s will host “The Big Easy FunRaiser,” with proceeds to benefit the American Red Cross Hurricane Relief Fund. Billed as “Swingin’ Soul and Rock & Roll,” the event will feature JD on the Rocks, with special guest Eric Burdon of The Animals (“House of the Rising Sun,” “We Gotta Get Out of This Place”). Tickets: $25 at the door. For info, call 667-2288 or visit www.Longhis.com.
Eating for Life Wednesday, 7 p.m. at the Cameron Center Auditorium in Wailuku [FOOD LECTURE] Brenda Davis is a registered nutritionist who’s written five books and about a million articles on how a diet based on fruits and vegetables is vastly superior to one based on pork chops and top sirloin and those new gigantic breakfast sandwiches they sell at Burger King with the sausage, bacon, ham, eggs and cheese. Anyway, Davis will be speaking this Wednesday as part of the Vegetarian Society of Hawai’i series of lectures on how our diet affects our health. For more information call the Vegetarian Society of Hawai’i at 575-7694 or check out www.vsh.org. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]
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Domino and her bullet collection
All Fall Down Domino Harvey exploitation movie implodes Keira Knightly slums her talents as pretty girl bounty hunter Domino Harvey in director Tony Scott’s (Man On Fire) cartoonish fictionalization of Harvey’s unconventional lifestyle. Screenwriter Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko) creates a sloppy batch of scenes that fit together like pages from different books to effect an unsatisfying audience experience. Mickey Rourke gives a phoned-in performance as the leader of Domino’s badass trio of door kickers alongside wilting cameo performances from Delroy Lindo and Jacqueline Bisset.
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★★★★★ Rated R/128 mins.
As Domino veers wildly between action-thriller and neo-noir pulp genres, Tony Scott’s use of grainy film stocks (like Traffic and City Of God) calls attention as a gimmicky device intended to make the movie racier than the script provides. Domino is a steaming pile of greentinted celluloid. Daughter of actor Laurence Harvey (The Manchurian Candidate), who passed away when Domino was four, Harvey grew up a privileged girl attending a list of English
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boarding schools while her supermodel mother Paulene Stone moved to America upon marrying Hard Rock Café founder Peter Morton. Although Domino claimed to have modeled for the Ford agency in Europe, the office disavows any knowledge of her presence. After moving to the U.S. Domino brought her English accent to bear as a San Diego firefighter where she won the nickname “Dagger Bailey’s” for her proclivity for the liquor and her 10” hunting knife. But Domino Harvey’s checkered past is degraded in the film to an embarrassingly stylized montage sequence that features her fighting a fellow runway model on a catwalk and breaking the nose of a sorority sister who insults her for being flat-chested; even if the real-life Domino was busty. The pay-off transition climax scene has Domino sitting on a disused couch atop a Los Angeles low-rise building where crumbled newspapers blow around to reveal an ad for a bail-bond seminar put on by Claremont Williams (Delroy Lindo). When the seminar turns out to be a scam, Domino chases down the escaping promoters (Mickey Rourke and Edgar Ramirez) and demands to join their outlaw gang of bail-bondsmen. Domino’s trajectory wraps around a recurring subplot wherein she’s interviewed by a FBI criminal psychologist (played by a miscast Lucy Liu) about a cash heist involving a man with a recently severed arm. During one of these recurring interview exchanges, Domino
expresses her lesbian sexuality by suggesting that Liu’s character is primarily concerned with her nether region. The “p” word pops out of Keira Knightly’s mouth like an eruption of hot lava since little before or after it represents Domino as anything other than a confrontational young woman with a father complex she resolves in her apprenticeship to Mickey Rourke’s character Ed Moseby. The overwritten but weakly characterized story comes apart as subplots coalesce around Domino’s bomb-obsessed Afghani cohort Alf (Rizwan Abbasi), a DMV counterfeit ID maker (Lateesha Rodriguez), a Warner Brothers produced reality television show and the Las Vegas mob. The movie lurches toward a predictably explosive climax atop the Las Vegas Stratosphere where we’re allowed to calculate Domino Harvey’s willingness to walk blindly into volatile situations from which her chances for a safe exit are minimal at best. Through Tony Scott’s fictionalized cinematic prism Domino Harvey becomes a naïve pretty girl with a bluffing swagger that never conceals a deep-seeded death wish. The real Domino Harvey (aged 35) died on June 27, 2005 in her West Hollywood apartment while under house arrest awaiting trial on drug charges. Her death puts a sad and bitter footnote on a movie that exploits her story in a distasteful and unentertaining way.
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2046 5 & 7:30 P.M., CASTLE THEATER This film, directed by Wong Kar Wai, has won six Hong Kong Film Awards. Mainly, the story is about the fantasies of an erotic novelist. Tony Leung Chui Wai and Li Gong play two people seized by passion and enveloped in a world of sexual fetish. In Cantonese, Japanese and Mandarin with English subtitles. Rated R. 129 min.
Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Constant Gardener - R - Th only (1, 3:45), 6:30, 9:25 Domino - R - Fr, M-W (1:10, 4), 6:50, 9:40, Sa-Su (1:10), 4, 6:50, 9:40 Elizabethtown - PG-13 - Fr, M-W (1, 1:40, 3:45, 4:25), 6:30, 7:10, 9:25, 9:55, Sa-Su (1, 1:40), 3:45, 4:25, 6:30, 7:10, 9:25, 9:55 Fog - PG-13 - Fr, M-W (1:15, 1:45, 4:20, 5), 7:15, 7:30, 9:35, 10, Sa-Su (1:15, 1:45), 4:20, 5, 7:15, 7:30, 9:35, 10 40 Year Old Virgin - R - Th only (1:40, 4:25), 7:10, 9:45 Greatest Game Ever Played - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (1:10, 3:55), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:10), 3:55, 7, 9:45 In Her Shoes - PG-13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 1:25, 3:50, 4:15), 6:40, 7:35, 9:30, Sa-Su (1, 1:25), 3:50, 4:15, 6:40, 7:35, 9:30 Into the Blue - PG-13 - Th (1:20, 1:50, 4:10, 4:40), 6:50, 7:20, 9:20, 9:50, Fr, M-W (1:50, 4:40), 7:20, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:50), 4:40, 7:20, 9:50 Just Like Heaven - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:20), 7:15, 9:55, Fr-W (1:05), 7:05, 9:20 March of the Penguins - G - Th only (1:35), 7:05 Roll Bounce - PG13 - Th only (3:40), 9:15 Serenity - PG-13 - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 4), 6:45, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4, 6:45, 9:30 Thumbsucker - R - Th (1:30, 4:30), 7:30, 9:40, Fr-W (3:30) Waiting - R - Th (2, 5), 7:45, 10, Fr, M-W (1:05, 3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (1:05, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 10
New This Week DOMINO - (R) - Action - Based on the true story of a legendary actor’s fashion model daughter who rejects a life of privilege to instead live as a not-soglamorous bounty hunter. Starring Keira Knightley as the beautifully troubled and unexpectedly tough, Beverly Hills anti-primadonna, the film’s directed by Tony Scott, of True Romance fame, so you should expect some blatantly bloody and subtly sexual stuff going on. 143 min. (Gabrielle Poccia) ELIZABETHTOWN - (PG-13) - Romance - When fine-ass Drew Baylor (Orlando Bloom) gets canned from his hot-shot job in the big city, he feels like nothing will ever be good for him again. Then he finds out that his father has died and things seem to get worse, as he has to return to Elizabethtown, Kentucky, to retrieve the remains. On the plane he meets an upbeat flight attendant named Claire (Kirsten Dunst). With her positive outlook and his need for reassurance, a beautiful bond is formed. The more time spent in the small town, the more Drew learns of his father’s life and his family’s roots, and the more time Drew and Claire spend together. And well, you get the picture. 135 min. (GP) THE FOG - (PG-13) - Horror - You know, I’m kind of a sissy when it comes to getting scared easily, but fog has never been an issue. One of my exes wasn’t afraid of anything, except the fog. Weird, huh? Well, this feature takes place in Northern California, which can get very foggy when you’re on the coast. Apparently, there was a shipwreck 100 years prior, and now, in present day, the lost souls are coming back cloaked in the fog... for revenge. Who the hell is still alive that could’ve pissed them off? I don’t know. Normally, I scoff at horror flicks that only make the PG13 rating. But, in this case, I may just have to relish in the terror it hopefully inflicts upon my cheating ex. 100 min. (Heidi King) A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE - (R) - Drama - Viggo Mortensen stars in this David Cronenberg thriller about the relentless way in which violence will take over and consume a man’s life. After Mortensen, a quiet diner owner, thwarts a robbery and gets hero attention, two mobsters (William Hurt and Ed Harris) suddenly appear with less than honorable intentions. 98 min. (Anthony Pignataro)
Now Showing THE CONSTANT GARDENER - (R) - Romantic Drama, Thriller - In Northern Kenya a British activist, Tessa Quayle (Rachel Weisz,) has been found murdered while her companion is missing. Justin (Ralph Fiennes), her widower, a normally dull and unmotivated man, shocks everyone when he sets out, independent from his colleagues, members of the British High Commission, to find the truth behind Tessa’s murder. The clues he finds bring him across three different continents and the mystery that unfolds suggests more than simply a crime of passion. 129 min. (GP) CORSPE BRIDE - (PG) - Animation - Yay! Yay! The new Tim Burton movie is finally here! It’s a new story with that similar feel of The Nightmare Before Christmas—death with a romantic twist. I can already see the limitless merchandise that will be available at Hot Topic by next week, at the latest. It’s stop animation, for crying out loud! Do you really need any more reasons to go see it?! 75 min. (HK) 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN - (R) - Comedy - This is one of those pictures in which the title pretty much tells you everything you need to know. Steve Carell, The Daily Show’s funniest correspondent, stars in this twist on the old, well-told story of the guy whose friends attempt to help into the sack. If this works, it’ll be because Carell is his usually hilarious self and the producers didn’t puss out and try to make this a PG-13 flick. 116 min. (AP) FLIGHTPLAN - (PG13) - Action, Thriller - Forty thousand feet above earth Kyle (Jodie Foster) and her daughter are among many passengers flying for the first time in one of the world’s first doubledecker airplanes. Mid-flight, Kyle returns to her seat after a short absence to find that her child is nowhere to be found. Astonishingly, after pleading with the staff for help, she is confronted with the fact that there is no record of her daughter
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Viggo Mortensen and some chick ever being on the flight. At this Kyle must wonder if she has lost her mind or if there’s some sort of conspiracy against her. 120 min. (GP) THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED - (PG) - Family Francis Quimet, an ameteur golfer from a working class family, shocked the golf world (and simply anybody who was anybody) when in 1913 he beat all odds and defeated his hero and golf champion, Harry Vardon. Sorry to ruin it but everyone knew that the Titanic was goin’ down and that movie grossed millions. Besides, it’s the journey not the destination. 115 min. (GP) IN HER SHOES - (PG13) - Drama - Cameron Diaz plays a fun-loving and irresponsible sister to the serious and mature lawyer of the family (Toni Collette). The two girls decide to give living together a shot... Let the drama unfold! But is it possible they may learn something about themselves and who they want to be by letting themselves be influenced by one another? Oh, I think so. Also stars Shirley MacLaine 130 min. (HK) INTO THE BLUE - (PG13) - Action - Thriller - When four hot young divers (including Jessica Alba and Paul Walker) discover a shipwreck containing millions in gold, they assume everything will be dandy. But nearby, a sunken plane full of illegal cargo threatens to interfere with their capture of the riches. Their plan proves hazardous when smugglers invade the area to recover their missing plane. Running around wild in their bathing suits, they must work together to escape disaster. 110 min. (GP) JUST LIKE HEAVEN - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy Reese Witherspoon (Legally Blonde) and Mark Ruffalo (13 Going on 30) meet under strange circumstances; they both think the same apartment is theirs. Ruffalo’s character has just moved in and Witherspoon’s character thinks the place is still hers. Maybe it’s the car accident she gets into that messes with her memory. Or, could she be an attractive and sweet ghost that steals the heart of the new tenant? Ah, but will their love be enough to keep them together even though he’s still alive? Oh, the obstacles! Get the tissues. 95 min. (HK) MARCH OF THE PENGUINS - (G) - This little documentary is going to make you laugh and cry. It’s amazing how easy it is to relate to the flightless birds. Aren’t they the only animals that mate for life? It seems to me they’re more faithful than humans. (I’m not bitter!) It’s adorable. It’s real. It’s narrated by Morgan Freeman. It follows a flock for one year, and more specifically one couple, to see how they travel across the Antarctic. 84 min. (HK) OLIVER TWIST - (PG13) - Drama - This timless classic by Roman Polanski, tells a story of an orphan named Oliver Twist. He is forced to live in a workhouse, run by the awful Mr. Bumble (Ben Kingsley), who cheats the boys of their meager rations. Desperate yet determined, Oliver makes his escape to the streets of London. Penniless and alone, he is lured into a world of crime by the sinister Fagin, who is the mastermind of a gang of pint-sized pickpockets. Sounds like they needed a skatepark up in their ‘hood. 110 min. (Kimberly Welch) ROLL BOUNCE - (PG13) - Comedy - X (Bow Wow) and his rollerskating posse ruled the skating rink supreme. But, of course, the doors to the local skating rink close,
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so what is little X to do but cruise to the uptown’s Sweetwater Roller Rink. This roller boogie-ing place has the works: beautiful girls and over-the-top skaters. So X and his homies prepare for the Roller Jam skate-off with none other than the Sweetwater Crew. 112 min. (KW) SERENITY - (PG13) - Action-Adventure, Sci-Fi - Think Star Wars, except there aren’t any big stars or complex storylines and everyone’s trying to act like Han Solo. It didn’t work as the Sci-Fi Channel serie Firefly, so there’s obviously every reason to believe it will work as a feature film! Anyway, the movie’s about a rough-and-tumble interstellar freighter captain who navigates his way through a giant space war and ends up protecting a psychic girl from the clutches of the all-powerful Universal Alliance. Stars a bunch of unknowns and that one Baldwin brother who never seems to do anything good. 119 min. (AP) THUMBSUCKER - (R) - Comedy, Drama - Justin Cobb is a 17-year-old who sucks his thumb. There is, of course, nothing inherently wrong with this act, though society does tend to deride such individuals as pariahs, malcontents and “Keanu Reeves fans.” Anyway, this kid goes through therapy to end his antisocial behavior, and that’s when everything starts to go wrong. Stars Tilda Swinton, Vince Vaughn and—oh, look at this!—Keanu Reeves. What an amazing coincidence. 97 min. (AP) TWO FOR THE MONEY - (R) - Drama - A can’t-miss ex-college football star with an uncanny knack for picking game winners teams up with a high-strung, highroller veteran sports consultant. They win, they lose, they fight amongst themselves. And it stars Al Pacino and Matthew McConaughey. I seriously doubt I’m the first person who suggested those two get teamed up for a picture. 122 min. (AP) AN UNFINISHED LIFE - (PG13) - Drama - Jennifer Lopez plays a woman who escapes her abusive boyfriend, and along with her daughter, goes go live with her estranged father (Robert Redford), who is tending to his friend (Morgan Freeman) after a severe bear attack. Symbolism abounds. 100 min. (Samantha Campos) WAITING - (R) - Comedy - Taking a glance into the restaurant industry isn’t always pretty. Some people might be amazed by the conversations at the register and the actions behind the scenes. The employees of “Shenanigans,” a cheesy chain restaurant with equally cheesy policies, is staffed by the people who serve you every day. Go see this film because it’s filled with sexual tension and probably more than a couple of poop jokes, not to mention all the the funny (and slightly depressing) parallels to the average American’s everyday life. 93 min. (GP) WALLACE & GROMIT: CURSE OF THE WERERABBIT - (G) - Action-Adventure, Comedy, Animation – British animation master Nick Park’s brilliant Wallace & Gromit have finally made it to the big screen. In this adventure, cheese-loving, not-too-bright Wallace and his intellectual yet mute dog Gromit are running a pest control service that must do battle with a mysterious monster threatening to ruin the town’s annual Giant Vegetable Competion. 94 min. (AP)
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KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Elizabethtown - PG-13 - Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45, Su-W (1:15) 4:45, 7:45 Flightplan - PG13 - Th only (1:30), 4:45, 8 In Her Shoes - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:35, FrSa (1), 4:15, 7, 9:35 Into the Blue - PG-13 - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:45, Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:30, 7:20, 9:35, Su-W (1:30), 4:30, 8 Wallace & Gromit - G - Th, Su-W (1:45), 5, 7:30, FrSa (1:45) 5, 7:10, 9:10
FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 In Her Shoes - PG-13 - Th-Fr, M-W (3:30), 6:45, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:30), 3: 30, 6:45, 9:50 Elizabethtown - PG-13 - Fr, M-W (4), 7:15, 10, SaSu (1), 4, 7:15, 10 Serenity - PG-13 - Th only (4), 7:15, 10 Two for the Money - R - Th-Fr, M-W (3:45), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45), 3:45, 7, 9:45 Wallace & Gromit - G - Th (4:15), 7:20, 9:15, Fr, MW (4:15), 7:20, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:20, 9:30
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Domino - R - Fr-W (12:30, 3:45), 6:45, 9:45 Flightplan - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50 Fog - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:55, Sa-Su (11, 1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:55 Greatest Game Ever - PG13 - Th (1:15, 4), 6:45, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:30, 1:15), 4, 7, 9:50 Into the Blue - PG13 - Th only (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45
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EAR SHOT Getting Shkooled MILES DAVIS “MILES ELECTRIC: A DIFFERENT KIND OF BLUE” DVD
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Whenever the man puts his lips to his horn is an event… –True words by one of many musicians to work with Miles. Miles Electric is an excellent documentary about Miles’ switch from acoustic jazz to electric fusion. That’s right, “fusion”–the dirty word in music, that combination of jazz and rock that makes anyone with any sort of punk/alternative credentials head for the hills, screaming. But any student of trip hop or electronica should watch this documentary to get a much needed musical education. Combining rare live footage and recent interviews with fans (Carlos Santana), critics (Stanley Crouch), and a laundry list of Miles’ sidemen from that time period, Miles Electric looks at the different reasons and ramifications of Miles’ switch to electric instruments. Musically, Miles and his band would weave in and out, improvising on a bed of percussion and sparring with each other. Delivering diabolic atmospheres, tectonic plate-shifting jams and raging funk, Miles created new musical universes with each “song.” I use the term “song” loosely, because they’re actually multiple jams spliced and edited in the studio. The live footage provides fascinating glimpses of band members’ reactions while journeying into the unknown. What’s really interesting is watching how the bands react to Miles’ presence. He’s such a powerfully intimidating musical figure, you can see that the players step up their game and their intensity level whenever he wanders over to their side of the stage. While there are plenty of musical snippets from various lineups, the icing on the cake is the full 35-minute jam that Miles played at the Isle of White Concert in 1970. When asked what the name of the piece was, Miles infamously answered, “Call It Anything.” After listening to this little masterpiece, I would call it Everything. – 2004
IGGY & THE STOOGES “LIVE IN DETROIT” DVD 1967. Summer of love. Peace, pot and microdot. It was the beginning of a brand new era. Things were finally going to change. Optimism and good vibes ruled the day. Thank god there was at least one band to piss rain on the hippie parade. Iggy & the Stooges had a vision of the future, too. Apathy, drugs, violence, lack of self-control–these were the values the Stooges championed. Take a look at the news to see whose ideals won out. Destined to implode like any true rock group, the Stooges disbanded in 1973. Lead singer Iggy Pop had a few minor hits, but was probably more famous for his drug-addled tomfoolery than any music he made. But the Stooges’ legacy had staying power. Bands like the Pixies, Jane’s Addiction and every Grunge band that’s ever existed owe the Stooges a royalty check. In the vacuum that is modern hard rock today, 38 years later, a savior is reborn. Or at least woken from a drunken stupor. The Stooges reunited. The Stooges Live In Detroit is a barnburner. With bassist extraordinaire Mike Watt filling in, and original Stooges Scott and Ron Asheton on drums and guitar, Iggy rides a wave of demonic go-go music. They tear through classics like “No Fun” and “I Want To Be Your Dog” with reckless abandon. The songs threaten to fly off the road like a speeding Mack truck on an icy highway. Iggy still has the mojo and the band drives him into an epileptic frenzy. As a bonus, there’s a single-camera bootleg recording of the Stooges, minus a bass player, performing at a record store. Iggy is seated on a stool and the drummer is playing on boxes and buckets. Iggy talks about the songs and the band’s history. This intimate atmosphere is quickly demolished as the band gets into the songs. The stool gets kicked away, Iggy’s shirt comes off, hell breaks loose, etc. This is a great DVD and sounds fresher then most bands around today. – 2004 BY ANDREW SHKOLNIK
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Not Enough The Contemporary Museum needs more than pure optical experiences Pure optical experience—rich and nuanced as it may be—is not enough by itself… there needs to be additional content, to which and about which the visual can speak. - Marcia Morse from Contemporary Biennial Exhibition Catalog
The TCM Biennial Exhibit Through Sunday, October 16, 11 a.m. 5 p.m., at the MACC’s Schaefer International Gallery. Free admission. Last month, The Contemporary Museum’s (TCM) 7th Biennial exhibition of Hawai’i artists opened at the Schaefer Gallery. As the gallery puts it, the exhibit “reflects the diversity and range of work being made in Hawai’i today.” If this is the Contemporary Museum’s pick of best recent work by Hawai’i artists, I can’t believe they aimed high or looked far and wide. Most of the work lacked “additional content”—the heart, the core, the soul of the piece. “Well-crafted” got into this exhibition but as Marcia Morse put so eloquently, “pure optical experience” is not enough. The whimsical, found object pieces of Christopher Reiner may grow into art pieces someday but they aren’t there yet. The pieces are overworked and drift into confusion. His clever wordplay certificates are supposed to complement each piece, but they define the work in a way
that the viewer wouldn’t get without them. However, the drawbridge table assembled to display his pieces is excellently constructed. But the pieces then need to live up to the “set up.” Instead, they wander off the theme and dilute themselves. Jacqueline Rush Lee’s work looks like an experiment with old books set into gypsum cement. What’s the point of covering a wall with these exercises? If a piece was interesting, maybe 30 on one wall would take over and... What? One weak piece times 30 does not make for a strong overall work. More gypsum experiments with color swirled around on another wall still go nowhere. TCM has settled over and over for mediocre. Why let Sergio Goes take up space in a gallery with photographs of a road trip across America? The presentation doesn’t involve the viewer in any way. Yawn. Photos enlarged are not art. Video on a wall larger than life does not make it an installation. He may have had a life-changing trip but it’s not translating into an art piece. A fiber artist from Haiku, Claudia Johnson, had many pieces that must have taken lots and lots of time and energy. And so? Is it about pretty? Is it about well-crafted? I say, both. The centerpiece of her work was made from dried vines painted blue and took the shape of a large waterfall. The vines hung from a metal rail about 12 feet high. Visually dramatic, Johnson’s work leaves you longing for more than generic. Without content the artist isn’t personally committed to the piece. I want mind, body and
Claudia Johnson’s meticulously monotonous fiber art “Lifeboat”
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spirit commitment. Ditto with Michael Lee’s skillfully carved, wooden pod-like shapes that you can hold in your hand. Pretty, but nothing beyond that. Charles Cohan could have carried the entire Biennial. At first glance, one wall looks like symbols representing a language. It pulls the viewer in and gives you a glimpse of his clever mind. You can practically see how he organizes his brain. He’s not practicing at printmaking; this is what he does well. His topographical map piece, “Peaks,” is stunning. He has layered very transparent black ink to represent mountains with, as Morse writes, “each increment of altitude (twenty-nine levels in all) encoded in a cumulatively darker shade.” The effect results in an ephemeral quality to his series of six screen-printed images. Michael Marshall puts paint to music, or music to paint, depending on how you look at it. Layer upon layer of images hint at a dialogue. What’s left is what floats to the surface. As practiced and experienced as Marshall is, he’s still in touch with a primal resonance in his work. His art is fresh and inspiring, an intimate recording of personal history. A commitment to the process and material is evident. By mixing fine art and Christopher Reiner’s quirky little sailboat teapot craft in one show, it blurs idea that art isn’t just purely optical but needs the distinction between the two. TCM didn’t to contain content as well. do Marshall or Cohan any favors by throwing them in with the other exhibitors in this Good for Morse for putting it so succinctBiennial. They were showing fine art. Craft ly. Without content the “visual” falls flat. needs its own separate exhibition. Let’s hope that TCM gets closer to underMarcia Morse did an outstanding job of standing what constitutes fine art for their writing the text for the catalog. TCM has little next Biennial. MTW
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100 Wailea Ike Dr., Wailea - 879-4777
BOCALINO
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
CAFE MARC AUREL
28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852
The New Project w/Jay Molina, Gilbert Emata & Marsha, $5, 10pm
Kilohana Cruise w/Sujana $5, 10pm
Mark Johnston and Friends No cover, 7:30-10:30pm
Shimmy Nights Belly Dancing No cover, 7-8pm
CASANOVA
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
Surf Industry Night No cover, 8pm
CHARLEY’S
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453
Saturday10/15 Sunday10/16
Bobby Ingram, The Ray Charles Neto Peraza Trio, Latin Dance Fever, $5, 7:30pm Show, $5, 7:30pm
Summer Jazz, Wailea No cover, 7pm
BAMBOO CHI
Friday 10/14
Monday10/17 – Wednesday10/19
Neto Peraza No cover, 7pm
MON - Martini Monday, No cover, 6:30pm
Industry Night, DJ Shark In The MON - Tom Cherry Band & Positive Energy, $5, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, Jay Molina & Water, No cover, 9pm Gilbert Emata w/Marsha, $5, 10pm; WED - DJ Shark In The Water, 10pm
Ohana Groove $5, 10pm
MON - Open Mic Night, No cover, 7pm
Closed
Kiteboarders Party $5, 9:45pm
Upstanding Youth, w/The Easy, $10, 9:45pm
Live Entertainment 9pm
Ladies’ Night w/DJ Durty $5, 10pm
WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Blast, $5, 9:45pm No entertainment
MON - Kanoa & Friends, No cover, 9:30pm; TUE- No entertainment; WED - Sunn Lounge, 9pm
DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS
TICKETS ON SALE
CHI - Friday-Sunday. A breathtaking fusion of acrobatics and martial arts, in a contemporary circus production by their artistic director who previously worked with Cirque de Solei. These phenomenal gymnasts, dancers, tumbler and jugglers use their own chi (life force) to demonstrate intense strength and impeccable balance in their individual acts, all enhanced with dramatic lighting, costumes, music and statecraft. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Upstanding Youth and The Easy - FridaySaturday. The show will feature Oahu’s Upstanding Youth and Maui’s The Easy for a night of booze, ska and rock ‘n roll. Tickets: $10. Fri, 9:30 p.m. at Waveriders Bar & Grill, Lahaina, 661-1200. Sat, 9:45 p.m. at Casanova, Makawao, 572-0220.
Black Grace - Oct. 20. Black Grace is New Zealand’s pre-eminent professional Pacific modern dance company, with a style specific to Aotearoa and its cultural landscape. The ensemble, all professional dancers of Pacific Island background, performs original works which incorporate Maori and other indigenous forms with western modern dance and martial arts for a dynamic and startlingly fresh mix of rhythm, spirit and energy-infusing movement. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kenny Endo - Oct. 21. The rhythms of taiko drumming provide an energetic and energizing evening when taiko master Kenny Endo directs the stage. Synthesizing traditional Japanese drumming techniques, world music rhythms and western jazz percussion styles. Tickets: $25, $18, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.
In the heart of Olde Makawao Town
WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST Fri. Oct. 14th
Red Bull King of the Air presents
Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night
The evening that earned Casanova the award
“Best Late Night In Maui” THE 9:45 pm 5. Cover KITEBOARDERS’ PARTY Sat. Oct 15th $
DJ MATEO and DJ BOOMSHOT Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 5. Cover
from OAHU
UPSTANDING YOUTH Winners of the 2003 Hawaii Music Award LIVE SKA PUNK REGGAE ROCK with Maui’s Own
THE EASY Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 10. Cover
Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com
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A Chorus Line - Oct. 26-29. One of Broadway’s famously long-running musicals, A Chorus Line opened to rave reviews, ran for 15 years and won almost every award possible, including the Pulitzer Prize for Drama. A Chorus Line is set during auditions for a new Broadway production; the 17 actors and dancers chosen for the final cut talk about themselves so the director can learn more about them. The result is an intriguing, sometimes-tense/sometimes-hilarious view into the backstage world of Broadway. Wed eve and Sat matinee: $53, $48, $38. Thu, Fri, Sat eve $58, $53, $40. Wed-Fri, 7:30 p.m.; Sat, 2 & 8 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ozomatli - Oct. 29. Los Angeles’ beloved Afro-Latinand-beyond style-mashers are a multi-racial, multicultural 10-piece band that is more than the sum of its parts. The band's deep commitment to social justice and progressive politics leads their music into a surprisingly natural collaboration of hip-hop, salsa and funk. Tickets: $25 advance, $30 day of show. 7:30 p.m., A&B Ampitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Cecilio & Kapono - Nov. 5. Presented by the Ho‘onanea Series, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono led the way to contemporary Hawaiian music, with a distinctive style and trademark harmony that has won the duo a place in Hawaiian music history. As a team and as solo artists, Cecilio and Kapono have released more than 20 albums, won multiple Nä Hökü Hanohano Awards. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk rock music make them enduring favorites. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Beijing Modern Dance - Nov. 10. With originality and diversity, this new generation of dancers ably demonstrate that the modern can flourish in new art forms in Mainland China. Their willful irreverence and verve has rapidly drawn media attention to the courageous young artists, who express themselves with the likes of music by Pink Floyd. The repertoire includes much of their own work, created with strong visual themes, an upheaval of expectations, confrontation of contemporary issues and vibrant social commentary. Tickets: $35, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Storytelling: Tom Cummings - Nov. 11. Hawaiian myths and legends with the intergenerational storytelling about the family of Tom Cummings from O‘ahu. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Storytelling: Pacific Peoples - Nov. 12. This is a storytelling weekend. Native American storytellers from California tell of their people and legends, joined by Pacific Islander storytellers. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Leo Kottke - Nov. 13. Guitarist, singer, composer and master of the 12-string guitar, Leo Kottke has what one reviewer has called “the most instantly recognizable guitar sound in the world.” Tickets: $35, 30, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Sistah Robi and Sean Na‘auao - Nov. 18. Robi's multi-cultural, multi-lingual background is reflected in her music, which ranges from soft Hawaiian rhythms to funky reggae beats, from American pop songs to Polynesian traditional she sings it all in her own special way. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Na Lani ‘Eha 2005: The Four Royals - Nov. 19. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince
Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Maui Music Festival - Nov. 20. This is the fifth annual event benefiting tuition assistance for the Montessori School of Maui. This year Willie's friends include Jack Johnson, Gypsy Pacific, Planetary Bandits, Marty Dread with Lucas and Mica Nelson’s Band, Gail Swanson, and more. Tickets: $40, $50. 5:30 p.m., A&B Ampitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW. 2005 EA Sports Maui Invitational - Nov. 21-23. Top teams will gather to kick off the college basketball season. Games to be televised nationally on ESPN, ESPN2 and ESPNU, and include Arizona, Arkansas, Connecticut, Gonzaga, Kansas, Maryland, Michigan State and host Chaminade. For info, www.mauiinvitational.com. The Nutcracker - Nov. 26-27. Ballet Hawaii presents The Nutcracker Tchaikovsky’s unforgettable score, lavish sets and gorgeous costumes make this the perfect holiday treat. Sat, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 2 p.m, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Alexander’s String Quartet - Dec. 4. The Quartet has performed in the major music capitals of four continents to secure its standing as one of the world’s premier ensembles, especially admired for its vibrant and thrilling performances. Sound and technical fluidity” are the benchmarks of Alexander String Quartet performances. An anniversary program in honor of Mozart. Tickets: $30. 5 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Sonny Ching and Halau Na Mamo O Pu`uanahulu - Dec. 10. This holiday performance, with more than 70 dancers ranging in age from teens to seniors, celebrates ancient Hawaiian cultural traditions through chant, song and dance. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Tower of Power - Dec. 19. The renowned horn-driven funk outfit Tower of Power has been making albums and touring the world steadily since the early '70s. Long considered one of the greatest horn sections in the business, the ten band members have collectively and individually recorded with most of the legends of rock, funk, blues, soul and jazz. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Elvis Costello - April 2, 2006. With songs like “Pump It Up,” “Watching The Detectives” and “Every Day I Write the Book” (our favorite!)—oh, we could go on and on. For over 25 years, Costello along with his backing group The Attractions, has changed the face of modern Rock and Roll. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.
EVENTS
FRidAy, OcTobEr 14 "The Big Easy Fun Raiser" - 9 p.m. to midnight, Longhi’s in Lahaina. Featuring JD on the Rocks, with special guest Eric Burdon of The Animals. Proceeds will benefit the American Red Cross Hurricane Relief Fund. $25 at the door. For info, call 667-2288.
SATURDAY, OcTobEr 15
Barefoot Boogie - 7:30-10:30 p.m. at Maui Lotus Yoga, Kihei. DJ dance party for people who love to cut loose and groove in a clean, uplifting environment. Pono Player Matthew Brass brings it on with his delicious Smart Bar, serving nonalcoholic juices and elixirs. Kids and percussionists encouraged to attend.
Thursday 10/13 Friday10/14
Saturday10/15 Sunday10/16
COMPADRES BAR & GRILL
Monday10/17 – Wednesday10/19
Salsa $5, 10pm
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB
Flirt w/DJ LX 9pm
El Conjunto Tropical Concert 9pm
Tattoo Night w/DJ LX, 9pm
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
TUE - El Dogg, rock-reggae, No cover, 4-9pm Special Sunday w/DJ Z 9pm
MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Fat Jo, 9pm; WED - S.I.N Night, Bartenders Flair Expression Session, 9pm
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
Curtis and Company No Cover, 9pm
Tony Ray, No Cover, 9pm
Funky Munky, No cover, 9pm
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
Gina Martinelli No cover, 6-9pm
DJ Sal $5, 10pm
JACQUES
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No cover, 7:30-10pm; WED - MJ3, Live Jazz, 7-10pm
Steve Mendoza 6pm
Kenny Roberts 6pm
El Nino 6pm
El Dogg No cover, 10pm
Shaggy & the Big Hawaiian w/DJ Stylz, $6, 10pm
Crunch Pups $5, 10pm
Q103 Battle of the Bands, $8, 10pm
“Rainbow Sundays,” Drag Night, $6, 10pm
DA KINECALENDAR Adults $10, kids $5. For info, call 874-9642. Humane Society Masquerade - 6:30-10:30 p.m. at the King Kamehameha Clubhouse in Waikapu (formerly known as the Sandalwood and Grand Waikapu). A masquerade party will be held to raise money for the Maui Humane Society. Activities include live and silent auctions, a Monster Mash Disco by Chuck the DJ, and a professional haunted house. Adults $65. For reservations or info, call 877-3680 ext. 32 or 34. A Night of Chanting and Kirtan - 6-10:30 p.m. at Blue Lotus House, 1158 Uluni Rd., Kihei. Join Jitendra on sitar, Andrea on violin, and Josh on tabla for an evening of devotional and ecstatic singing and sacred music. Bring your favorite vegetarian dish to share. Free. For info, call 874-5893. That’s Amore - 5-9 p.m. at Kihei Community Center. Gourmet Italian cuisine, live music, live auction at 7 p.m., and silent auction from 5-8:30 p.m. Bid on art items, dinners, jewelry, and many high-end items. Funds from the event will benefit Unity's Community Outreach Program, and the hurricane fund. Free admission; dinner and soft drinks available for purchase.
ART
The Contemporary Museum 7th Biennial Exhibit of Hawaii Artists - Thu-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. at Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. This exhibit, organized by The Contemporary Museum in Honolulu, reflects the diversity and range of work created in Hawai'i today, including printmaking, photography, fiber installation, turned and carved woodpainting, and sculpture. Free admission. For info, call 242-SHOW. Hui No’eau Juried Exhibition - Sat, 6-8 p.m. at the Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao. Be one
MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE - Da Hawaiians, 6pm; WED - Chico Da Kine, 6pm MON - Crunch Pups, $6, 10pm; TUE - Island Grooves w/ Vaughn, no cover, 10 pm; WED - Skirt Night, DJs Mark EZ and H-Boogie, $6, 10pm
TAKE 5 Science Books That Aren’t Boring
of the first to see this year’s opening reception of the annual multi-media exhibition. The exhibition provides an excellent opportunity to view a survey of the arts community in Hawai’i. For info, call 572-6560. Lahaina Art Gallery Presents - Wed and Fri, 6:309:30 p.m. “WOW! Wednesdays at Wailea” presents master sculptor Dale Zerrella. “Friday is art night in Lahaina” presents Italian artists, The Twins. Pupus and wine provided. Free. For info, call Lahaina, 661-6284 and Wailea, 874-8583. Painting Landscapes Live - Sat, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. at the Haiku Lighthouse. Bring easels, chairs, waterbased media supplies, and lunch and join Joe Fletcher, from the Maui Watercolorists Association, a guided painting session. Bring a healthy lunch item for a potluck after the activities. $20-$35. For reservations or info, call 879-0025. Sharon McGauley on Exhibit - Sat, 5:30-9 p.m. at Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao. This is the opening reception for McGauley’s first exhibition of work on the island. Her bold, contemporary paintings are characterized by large areas of dense color and simple compositions, and reveal a beautiful, unique view of Hawai’i. For info, call 572-5979.
ZERO By Charles Seife Math, you say? You want me to read a book about numbers and algorithms and crap like that?! No, actually I want you to read about philosophy and invention, how nature inspired technology and about the history of nothing. That’s right, nothing. It’s a weird concept, that “zero”—even Seife admits, “Within zero there is the power to shatter the framework of logic.”—but nothing (ha ha, get it?!) has had such a pivotal role in the history of mathematics and subsequently civilization as we know it.
ALCHEMY OF THE MIND By Diane Ackerman Just when you thought science writing was as stiff and cold as a sterilized countertop in a chemistry lab, Ackerman proves you wrong. Her musings on the complex worlds of neurochemistry, emotions and memory are passionate and poetic, interspersed with personal experience and intimate discoveries, as if she’s a lone gardener in a field of wildflowers, pointing out an especially vibrant coreopsis or a peculiar poppy. Her writing is comforting and familiar, which is a plus since the mind can be such a frightening frontier to explore.
HOW TO DUNK A DOUGHNUT By Len Fisher
LECTURES
In chapters that include doughnut dunking, how to boil the perfect egg and “Bath Foam, Beer Foam, and the Meaning of Life,” Fisher breaks down your runof-the-mill, taken-for-granted, everyday activity and turns it into art. Meanwhile, you get a deeper understanding of the behavior of atoms and molecules and discover new ways to use physics to improve your sex life. Fact: a sperm cell’s journey to the egg involves rocket launching, diving, tunneling, surfing and synchronized swimming—which may or may not explain the lack of such activity in its donor during foreplay. Not that that’s an excuse. I’m just saying.
Media Activist Workshop - Sat, 12-3 p.m. at Maui Booksellers, Wailuku. At the first meeting, David Johnston will give a report on ZMedia Institute’s conference on how to start and produce our own media, improve media skills, understand mainstream and alternative media better, enhance organizing skills and
MOOSE’S BRINGS YOU…
The World’s
MONKEYLUV By Robert M. Sapolsky
Deadliest Catch*
Stanford neurobiologist and primatologist Robert M. Sapolsky is someone I would love to have a beer with at my favorite dive bar. For who else would have the answer to why we don’t try new things as we age? Or why we stick with relationships that are rarely rewarding? Why we’re sexually attracted to one another? (Oh geez, maybe I don’t want to know.) Or why dreams are so, well, dreamlike? This is the stuff I wanna discuss over my $2.75 whiskey and Coke! Sapolsky answers these questions and so much more in a witty, erudite and entirely fascinating book that will make you forget you’re learning. ‘Cause man, knowing you’re learning something really kills the buzz.
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT Every Thurs. 5-9PM $22.95 One Pound Dinner Every MOn. $15.95
BEST AMERICAN SCIENCE WRITING 2005 Edited by Alan Lightman and Jesse Cohen Whether you’re interested in the latest updates on controversial genetic engineering and stem-cell research, or you’d like a discourse that’ll get you guffawing on the numerous ways the world could end, this book of essays should do the trick in expanding your scientific consciousness. Or you could just get that latest Pamela Anderson novel. Same dif.
*Alaskan King Crab for those of you who don’t watch enough TV
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Thursday10/13
Friday10/14
Saturday10/15 Sunday10/16
Monday10/17 – Wednesday10/19
Tom Cherry 10pm
KIMO’S
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Karaoke 9:30pm
Karaoke 9:30pm
LIFE’S A BEACH
Brian and The Boys from Cool Rush, 9pm
Don and the BBQ Band, 9pm
Erin Smith Band, 9pm
Karaoke 9pm
MON - Open Mic, 9pm; TUE - $2 Night w/Kanoa & Sean of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm
LOBBY LOUNGE
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm
Ricardo Dioso 8:30-11:30pm
MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
Big Easy Fun Raiser $25, 9pm
LONGHI’S
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
Live Music 9pm
Live Music 9pm
LULU’S
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
Live Music 9pm
WED - Karaoke, 9pm
DA KINECALENDAR knowledge, and explore radical theory, strategy and vision. Free. For info, call 244-9091. Eating for Life - Wed, 7 p.m. at the Cameron Center, Wailuku. This presentation by Brenda Davis R.D., discusses the consequences of our food choices. It addresses current knowledge about diet and disease and practical ways to modify our habits to minimize risk and maximize our protection. Free. For info, call 575-7694.
POETRY
Express Yourself - Mon, 7 p.m. at Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. For info, call 276-5467.
POLITICAL
“Death In Gaza” - Fri, 7 p.m. at Maui Booksellers. Documentarians James Miller and Saira Shah chronicled the lives of three Palestinian adolescents growing up in war-torn Gaza. They also wanted to show the Israeli side of the dispute, but during filming, Miller was killed by Israeli forces. Free. For info, call 244-9091. Talk Story with Ed Case - Sun. Meet and talk with Congressman Ed Case and share thoughts and concerns about community and United States policy. Lahaina: 12-1 p.m. at Lahainaluna High Library. Pukalani: 2:30-3:30 p.m. at King Kekaulike High cafeteria. Wailuku: 4:30-5:30 p.m. Baldwin High cafeteria. Free.
Serving Hawaii since 1976.
Join us for
The Big Easy Fun Raiser FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2005 Proceeds Benefit the American Red Cross Hurricane Relief Fund
Swingin’ Soul and Rock & Roll Featuring JD on the Rocks Special Guest
Eric Burdon of The Animals
“House of the Rising Sun”
“We Gotta Get Out of This Place”
Doors Open at 8:30 pm Show from 9:00 ‘til Midnight Tickets $25 at the door
Don’t Miss the Party! Support Victims of Recent Hurricanes!
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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Thu. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch, Mon and Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun; Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur and Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien, Tue; Ernest Puaa, Chisel, Thurs; Wed Open mic night; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thur; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Glen Kaku Grava; Thu, Sam Ahia, Sun, Hula Honey’s Mon-Tue7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thur., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel - Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all showes 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Su and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.
Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Wailea Nights, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Acoustico, Tue, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour, $3 special's. Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Wed-Fri; Brian Wittman, Sat; Patrick Mayor, Sun-Mon. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.
CENTRAL MAUI Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - The monthly lineup: First and third Thu, Gene Argel and Shiro Mori, blues and jazz, 7:30 p.m. Second and fourth Fri, Belly Dancing with BellyRoll Dance company, 7 and 8 p.m. Every Mon, Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. Last Thu, Randal Rospond and the Haiku Hillbillys, 7:30 p.m. All shows, no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed and Fri; Anik, Sun, 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI
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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Being nitpicky could be your downfall this week. I know you want everything to be “just so,” and you have some very good ideas about how things should play out, but you can’t control everything; in fact, there’s very little about this week’s situations that you can control. Trying to whine, bitch, or issue commands to compel everything to conform to your liking will only make you appear anal, spoiled and petty, on top of still not getting you what you want. I don’t expect you to suddenly become a low-maintenance person overnight. Just turn the volume down, would you please?
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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Some people are incredibly eager to always leap onto the next big thing; they buy the newest, coolest gadgets as soon as they can afford them, watch the hip shows, wear trendy clothing, and so on. These people are almost never Scorpios. It’s not that you’re traditionalists or sticks-in-the-mud. It’s just that you can’t be bothered with that stuff until it comes more naturally into your life. If it turns out a TV show is really good and you missed out, someone will buy you the DVD. And you look good in any old clothing without hardly trying (most people just want to tear it off, anyway). Lately you’re more inclined to act more like the rest of us, but I wish you wouldn’t. Just stay cool. Don’t get swept up in any crazes that sweep past you this week. Not a one of them is worth it.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Your willingness to experiment has occasionally hurt people. It’s the unfortunate fallout that comes of taking something on that you’re not certain you’re up for. But what else are you supposed to do? Sometimes the only way to figure out if you’re into something is to try it. All you can do is be honest with those involved that it’s just an experiment and it might not work out. That might not be enough to completely avoid bruised feelings, but it’s all you can (and should) do. The alternative is not trying new stuff until you’re absolutely certain that it’s exactly the right thing for you. And how boring and pointless would that be?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Admit it, you’ve been having more of an urge to be social and go out. Why have you dug your heels in so much and resisted it so adamantly? I know you tend to distrust these impulses, as they distract from your true priorities, but they’re not as dangerous as you think. They’re just your poor driven soul trying to create some balance in your life. I know you’re putting off fun now so you can have more later, but you’ve got to practice having fun all along the way, or you won’t know how to manage when you finally give yourself the freedom to really enjoy your life. Get out there and party a little this week. Consider it an investment in your happy future.
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Aquarians aren’t usually big on the whole group identity thing. While you possess a strong sympathy for your fellow humans, there’s something about defining yourself as part of a specific group that rubs you the wrong way. At the same time, you let yourself be subject to these periodic bouts of loneliness and isolation, the perfect cure for which is being part of some kind of community. I don’t expect you to suddenly become a gleeful joiner, but you’re also not going to ever be perfectly happy doing the hermit/loner thing. Find someplace where you belong, at least some of the time. It’ll do you good.
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I could write anything in this space at the moment. I doubt you’ll even have time to read this, because when the Full Moon hits your sign (as it does this week) you generally go nuts, and you’re so all over the place that there’s truly no predicting what you’ll do or what kind of trouble you’ll get into. So I have nothing really to add, except have a blast—as I’m sure you will—and try not to make too much of a mess that you’ll have to clean up later. And don’t forget to practice your time-tested philosophy at every turn: the more, the merrier.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You get it: you have different kinds of connections with different people, and it’s best to just let the connection be what it is rather than impose something else on it. For instance, I rarely have great sex with Taureans— we just don’t click that way—but we generally have a huge mutual respect for each other and no major personality conflicts. We’re cut out to have easygoing friendships, not romances. Unfortunately someone in your life hasn’t figured out this lesson yet, and they’re pushing too hard in all the wrong directions. Gently steer them in the right direction, would you? I can’t bear to watch yet another of their train wrecks.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Slow down, slow down. I know how you love fast things. You dig fast cars (or better yet, motorcycles), fast Internet connections and loads of other fast things. Even quickies hold a special allure for you on occasion. You know it can be dangerous moving at your favorite speeds—that’s part of the appeal. But if you know ahead of time that if you pass the speed limit (let alone double it, as you’re fond of attempting), you will definitely careen off the road, then you might be more inclined to keep your speedster tendencies in check. Don’t rush things. In fact, since the roads are so slippery at the moment (and of course I’m not talking about actual driving), it’d be a good idea to stay well under the speed limit.
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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Although you’ve undoubtedly had some wild moments in your life, and taken tremendous risks, you haven’t really done so lately. Your recent life has been a lot tamer and more cautious than some of your previous chapters. Your biggest adventure these days is trying a new breakfast cereal. But I hope you’re not settling into some lameass old lady routine; you’re much too young to get so crotchety and set in your ways. Use this week’s Aries Full Moon to really bust out and get wild. Take some risks. Do some crazy shit. Prove you’re still alive, and raring for more life.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Seek your fortune. I mean it, actually look for little pockets of intensely lucky breaks this week. They’re there. I’m not talking quarters between the couch cushions; look for a billfold there instead. Okay, you probably won’t go so far as winning the lottery (although you might want to try a scratch-off or two, just in case) but it’s still nothing to turn your nose up at. In any case, this good fortune won’t fall in your lap. You’ve got to actually look for it, so start searching. For once, if you do, you’ll find it.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) If it were up to me, no one would mow their lawns. I like grass when it grows lush and tall, speckled with flowers and weeds. I don’t mind the billions of bugs who thrive in that mini-ecosystem, or the hidden piles of dog poo that a clipped lawn would expose. But of course someone decided that it was much nicer to look at thick grass all cut to a uniform length, so that’s what most people do and assume is better. I guess it depends on how much chaos and disorder you like in your life. You still need more. Let your metaphorical lawn grow.
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Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease. – Kurt Vonnegut 9/10: At Charley’s in Paia, 8:30 p.m. I overhear someone at the door saying, “Man, this wristband is tight—I feel like I’m handcuffed! And I’m not even in bed.” Also: American cities I’ve always wanted to live in: San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Boston, New York, New Orleans… aw, damn. 9/17: Great lines from Kinsey, the 2004 movie starring Liam Neeson as Alfred Kinsey, a scientist who amassed a great deal of human sexuality research in the late 1940’s—“Not all sex has to be sanctioned by love, enriched by emotion” and “Fucking isn’t just something, it’s the whole thing. And if you’re not careful, it will cut you wide open.” Also, “When it comes to love, we’re all in the dark.” Also: Disturbing revelation #83—I hate nothing but am annoyed by everything. 9/18: Inspirational Moment and best winning speech at the Emmys—“Writing for a Drama Series” winner David Shore (“House”) thanks everyone who’s ever made him bitter, angry and cynical, “’cause without them, these characters wouldn’t be as good.” Also: Disturbing revelation #96—Knowing I can do anything but realizing I will never have the time to do it all. 9/20: At Jacque’s with Sasha. The Mark Johnston Trio is playing live jazz. As we eat sushi and down cocktails in an effort to dilute the melancholy that has temporarily overcome us, Johnston bluesily sings, “You don’t know what love is, until you’ve faced each dawn with sleepless eyes…” Sasha scoffs. “He’s mocking us,” she says. “We’re just trying to eat.” Also: A poem, entitled “Love” by Lola Haskins: She tries it on, like a dress./She decides it doesn’t fit,/and starts to take it off./Her skin comes, too. 10/1: Sasha and I engage in delightful abandon at Ruth’s Chris Steak House. We are wined and dined by handsome and charming men, who lavish us with attention, pouring our drinks copiously and serving endless plates of hot sin in the form of fried onions, seared ahi and layered chocolate (not all at the same time, of course). Sasha coins our latest pick-up line: “Get ON my fork!” We decide Ruth’s Chris is a better meat market than most nightclubs we’ve been to lately. Also: “Samantha” from Sex in the City saying, “Who we are in bed is who we are in life.” 10/4: While house-sitting for the neighbors, I take one of several bubble baths in their brand new Jacuzzi tub, with jets. As I make first a beard, then a bra, then a penis and a snowman with the silky foam, I think about Matthew McConaughey. It occurs to me that there is something about his Southern charm and All-American boyish good looks—something about the slight smirk in his smile and the glint in his eyes that I find sexy and yet makes me really uncomfortable. I get nervous. I think of a fling I had during the summer and end my bath quickly. Also: Pamela Anderson has two bestselling fiction books. Two! 10/7: We try on evening locales like Goldilocks and the Three Bears—an upscale restaurant too adult, an overcrowded concert too young—before we conclude that a dive bar—Henry’s—in Kihei is… ahh… just right. Relieved, we slouch comfortably over our drinks and fend off the advances of our new old friends as we watch much booty-shakin’ and hair teasing to the Led Zeppelin/Stevie Ray Vaughan tunes of the Crunch Pups. Sasha reveals she is so happy, she’s “almost gonna cry.” Also: Judging from the sports section at Borders, it’s safe to assume all pilates instructors are blonde. 10/9: I read an article that says single women’s dogs’ personalities are similar to the kind of men they’re attracted to. The article also suggests dog training classes are important tools for determining which “dog” is right for you, and is helpful in honing down a more appropriate mate. Soon after, a friend sees a TV commercial for RS-01 RoboDog, “the world’s most powerful, most advanced and largest commercial… domestic quadruped robot.” She suggests I get one. Also: Even Malcolm in the Middle went to Burning Man. Samantha Campos enjoys dark chocolate with her cabernet, cream with her coffee, green apples with her brie and unfulfilled promises with her romantic deceit. MTW
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