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‘Enhanced Protection’ Spinner dolphin speaks out on new rules Last week Peter Young, chairman of the state’s Department of Land and Natural Resources, announced that his office supports the federal government giving “enhanced protection” to spinner dolphins in Hawaiian waters.

“We are confident there are management solutions that will allow for enjoyable, educational, economically viable and culturally appropriate dolphin watching activities in Hawai`i,” Young said in an Oct. 13 press release.

To learn more about how new protection rules will affect our plucky spinner dolphins, I recently spoke by phone to Lord Smiley, master of Pod 8739-J-18, which lives just off the coast of Lanai: MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Hello? Lord Smiley? Are you there?

under any circumstances. Right here in the release he says, and I quote, “Scientific evidence and basic common sense tell us that dolphins are often disturbed when swimmers place themselves in close proximity to resting dolphins, and therefore we support any reasonable effort to prevent such disturbance.”

Oh, that’s not the problem. Young’s absolutely right that it’s wrong for people to swim near us. It causes social disruption, caloric energy loss and habituation to humans. Also, I don’t know that you realize this since you’re a human, but you guys always stink of suntan lotion. Spinner dolphins hate that. Anyway, my problem with Young’s call for “enhanced protection” is that it doesn’t go nearly far enough.

How so?

LORD SMILEY: Yup, I’m here.

Thanks a lot of talking to us about this.

No problem.

So I assume you’ve looked over Young’s statement. What do you make of it?

Unmitigated bullshit, pure and simple.

What? Young seems to be on your side, saying things like it’s not good for people to swim with dolphins

Young, the DLNR and, I suspect, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration—which has jurisdiction over all us non-endangered marine animals—are all interested in keeping humans out of the water around dolphins.

But we want you guys off the land, too.

Excuse me? Off the land? But you guys only live in the water—what difference does it make whether we’re on landWe only live in the water now. Who’s to say where evolution will take us in a million years. No, you guys need to clear out now, so your cities and towns have time to crum-

ble back into the Earth. Last thing we want to do is grow feet and walk on shore, only to find a bunch of buildings and highways full of people who smell like suntan lotion.

watch that episode every single day if we could. They really nailed it that time.

This is amazing—in fact, it’s eerily similar to a Simpson’s Halloween episode I remember once-

Kidding! We’re dolphins, man! We’d never hurt you. Damn, you humans need to get a sense of humor. No, anyway we’re all cool with the new protection rules.

Bring ‘em on, I say.

The one where the dolphins come on land and start murdering all the people in Springfield? We LOVE that episode.

Wow, I had no-

Boy, that’s a relief. For a moment there I thought you were advocating-

Um… Best Simpson’s episode ever. We would

A dolphin-human war? No way. We’re years away from that. MTW

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BRANDED! A&B drops a couple notches on the news that it hired Venture magazine publisher Kevin Halloran as a director for corporate finance and investor relations.

According to an Oct. 12 Pacific Business News story, the owner of Matson Navigation, A&B Properties, Kauai Coffee and Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar likes Halloran’s “unique blend of investment banking and corporate development experience,” which is doubletalk for the fact that Halloran knows all about “branding”—a huge deal with corporations worried that they’re becoming passé or unpopular.

“Your brand is your promise to customers,” Halloran told PBN back in 2002, when he was also running the Honolulu consultant firm Media Venture Partners. Guess A&B figures that today’s youth just aren’t hip to the company’s sprawling land holdings, ocean-going freighters and odorous sugar refineries. Then again, Halloran does have good timing: he left Media Venture Partners in 2004, which is also the same year state records show the company stopped filing annual reports to the Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs, which now considers the firm “not in good standing.”

DISCONNECTED? Carlyle Group-owned Hawaiian Telcom is very lucky this week—it’s already at the bottom of the list, and can’t drop any lower, even though on Oct. 10 Pacific Business News reported that the company is fielding so many customer complaints that they’ve had to use a professional call center located on the Mainland.

You’d think that Carlyle Group—one of the world’s largest private equity firms, managing more than $14 billion worth of investments, properties and other companies—would be able to run a little phone company in the little state of Hawai`i without having to call for help when so many of their customers start calling them for help, but I guess you’d be wrong. MTW

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Jo Anne Johnson Problems. Big problems.

How about George W. Bush?

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Why should people vote for you?

How long do we have ‘till he’s out of office?

JO ANNE JOHNSON: I really believe I’ve done the best possible job I could have for the people. I raised issues for council members, even though they’ve been buried in committee. With other, new individuals on the council, we’ll have the opportunity to hear those measures and we may have a chance to complete what we began.

Land Development?

To build or not to build, that is the question! We need better planning.

Pakalolo?

I’ve always believed that hemp has been a crop we could use for sustainable purposes. People that could benefit from medicinal marijuana should be given that alternative.

What’s the biggest problem facing your district?

The County Council hasn’t seemed to have a goal and objective that’s based on reason. The biggest problem is lack of political will.

Can you be more specific?

tion. Many projects that could provide housing are having to go to find water for resorts. It’s important to set priorities to serve the local population. Otherwise, resentment will continue to grow.

All of the problems are systematic of a deteriorating quality of life.

What are your feelings on Hawaiian Sovereignty?

What will be your role in fixing these problems?

I feel really sad for the people of the host culture. Their issues are being marginilized by the day-to-day issues we’re facing. We need to address issues regarding land titles and water rights or there’ll be continued conflict. Too many have already been forced to leave the island.

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It was near the end of the Oct. 11 Maui County Liquor Commission hearing when Ramoda Anand, 21, addressed the panel. Dressed in a bright red shirt, Anand slowly made his way to the front table. He has severe Cerebral Palsy and is confined to a powered wheelchair, so his friend Anthony Simmons, sporting a wild blue aloha shirt and even wilder afro, gently pushed his chair forward and then took a seat by his side, where he began translating Anand’s statements.

According to Simmons, Anand said that he enjoys dancing in Maui nightclubs but found the LC’s rules—no dancing by tables, in aisles or anywhere outside specially marked zones—to be utterly incomprehensible. “He doesn’t want to break the nice rules you have,” Simmons told the commissioners. “He wants you to come up with a good definition of dancing but don’t invade our personal space.”

A few minutes later, Simmons spoke for himself, saying that he also wondered what the LC did and didn’t consider dancing and worried that his actions could get a club in trouble. “Dancing is freedom,” he said. “Dancing is a form of communication. It should be on the dance floor if it’s extreme, but if you’re just in your own space, I don’t see how you can make a rule on this.”

LC Director Franklyn Silva very politely responded that his office’s definition of dancing came from Webster’s Dictionary—movement to the beat of music—and that, like pornography or calculus, “you know it when you see it.” He added that his department usually only hauls establishments before the Adjudication Board for dancing violations if they happen “over and over,” but even then the club or restaurant has an opportunity to defend itself.

The commissioners, not really knowing what to do with Anand’s request for clarification, looked a bit lost. Silva then said that he would put his answer in writing for Anand, and that seemed to satisfy the commissioners, who happily went on with other business like getting details on an upcoming state liquor conference.

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Living with the frustration that I continue to be a minority on the council and cannot move forward with a public agenda. Too many bills are sitting in the planning committee without even a hearing. Traffic impact fees, agricultural subdivision ordinances, and two moratorium bills have been sitting in Charmaine Tavares’ planning committee. One would have saved us from the North Beach development. It’s ironic that some of the individuals trying to find solutions have had items sitting in their committee, buried.

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“If we had information about what the true costs are—the true expenses—were for the refiners, what they were charging wholesale and what our families end up paying at the pump, we could make a decision in the state: Does it make sense for us to offer tax credits for someone to build a terminal in Kahului on Maui or in West Hawai`i on the Big Island, because that would inject more competition into those markets.”

And in her energy plan, as outlined in a Jan. 13, 2006 Honolulu Advertiser story: “[I would] Require oil companies to submit price, product and profit data to help determine whether gas prices are fair. Use the information for an index that would give consumers more information about pricing.”

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, Oct. 11 Hey, Don Ho’s back! Fresh from the “heart-related concerns” and “heart-related issues”—as today’s Honolulu Advertiser so delicately put it—that caused him to fly to Thailand last November for an emergency stem cell procedure that isn’t really kosher in this country—Ho will once again sing “Tiny Bubbles” to the tourists at the Ohana Waikiki Beachcomber, just like the old days of 1962 when he started out at Duke’s. You kids have no idea how big a deal this is—for countless rubes and shut-ins around the world, 76-year-old Don Ho is Hawai`i. So much so, in fact, that he’s played himself on countless TV shows, including Life Goes On, Fantasy Island, Charlie’s Angels, Sanford & Son, I Dream of Jeannie, Batman, The Andy Williams Show, The Fall Guy and, of course, The Brady Bunch. Ahh, the Hawai`i episode of The Brady Bunch—did television get any better than that? They had Vincent Price playing some nut who lived in a cave in that episode.

Just like real life.

THURSDAY, Oct. 12 Ahh, Hawai`i politics. It’s a beautiful thing, really. Fun, too—take yesterday’s announcement by Democratic U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye that he’s endorsing Republican Charmaine Tavares for Maui Mayor. “I think she’s first class,” Inouye said of the top mayoral vote getter in the September Primary Election at a Maui Democratic Century Club luncheon yesterday, according to today’s Maui News. Now some people might be mystified as to why one of the most senior Democrats in the entire nation would help a Republican get elected as Mayor of Maui, but it actually makes perfect sense. See, Tavares is running against incumbent Alan Arakawa, who is also a Republican. Now Inouye is sharp, you see, but he’s also a Democrat. And he wants Democrats to win elections—and the Democrat he clearly wants to be the next Mayor is Alan Arakawa, who is a Republican.

Confused? Don’t be: Inouye is clearly a student of former President Harry Truman, a Democrat’s Democrat, except where nuclear weapons, war and breaking up strikes were concerned, but the Democratic Party back then was a little different than it is now. Anyway, it was Truman who said—I believe it was in 1952—that “If

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working like gangbusters! Seems like only yesterday the place was just a gentle rolling slope of statedesignated agricultural land, completely empty and beautiful, and now they’re flattening roads and setting up home sites. Big home sites: “Today, Ukumehame is once more available for residents,” says the good people at www.ukumehamemaui.com. “This time, with a subdivision that pays tribute to the people who lived and worked on this beautiful land.” Isn’t that wonderful?

They—that would be Pacific Rim Land Co.—will pay tribute to the Hawaiian farmers of old by putting up giant estates ranging from three to nearly 14 acres, but all priced between $1.18 million Tavares: Inouye’s choice and $1.4 million! Of course, this is all ag land, which means the it’s a choice between a genuine rich people who move will have to do Republican, and a Republican in more than simply “pay tribute” to the Democratic clothing, the people will ancient Hawaiian farmers. “All land choose the genuine article, every time; parcels are agricultural zoned and desigthat is, they will take a Republican before nated for farm use, either ranch lands or they will a phony Democrat, and I don’t agriculture plantings,” says the website. want any phony Democratic candidates in “The available parcels may not be subdithis campaign.” Get it? By endorsing vided further or condominiumized.” Then Tavares, Inouye has made her look like a again, look at Launiupoko! Are those peo“Republican in Democratic clothing”—or ple all running big farms? Of course not. possibly a Democrat in Republican clothPut up a chicken coop, maybe a stable if ing—which is basically someone who you’re into horses, and you’re good to go. won’t fly with the voters, leaving the elecIsn’t Maui wonderful? tion to Arakawa. Wait, I just thought of the possibility that Inouye endorsed SUNDAY, Oct. 15 Tavares knowing full well that people like That was some earthquake we had this me would expose the ploy, which would morning. Hey, you know what was even then throw popular sympathy—and the funnier than the water bottle-less shelves election—to Tavares. The crafty devil! at Safeway, the NFL-robbing power outInouye endorsed a candidate he actually age (a friend of mine actually had to wants to win the race! Brilliant! scrounge up an old Walkman and listen to the games on ESPN on AM radio) or FRIDAY, Oct. 13 that hapless KGMB9 (which bills itself as Then again, maybe it’s not so brilliant.

Hawai`i’s “Severe Weather Station”) TV Now Arakawa can say that Tavares is part broadcast that took place in the station of the big “Democratic Machine” and can’t parking lot because the studio was out of be trusted to be independent. power? That would be the endless repeating on Fox News of the phone SATURDAY, Oct. 14 interview with that one couple that said Man, have you folks checked out they ran out of their house naked when Ukumehame lately? Those guys are

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the shaking started. That kind of news exclusive is priceless.

MONDAY, Oct. 16 Did I call this one or what: “After reading today’s headline about Sen. Daniel Inouye endorsing Charmaine Tavares (The Maui News, Oct. 12), I am convinced that Mayor Alan Arakawa is the right candidate,” writes Max Gomes of Wailuku in today’s Maui News. “He is an independent thinker. The bully senator doesn’t like independent thinkers. Inouye simply wants a yes person he can control and dictate to on the county level.” Score!

TUESDAY, Oct. 17

“That’s what you need, dude! You need a girl with tiny hands and, if you’re into it, tiny feet.”

Way to puss out, Honolulu StarBulletin. Yesterday the paper refused to endorse either Democrat Mazie Hirono or Republican Bob Hogue (who writes a column for Star-Bulletin-owned Midweek) in the U.S. Congress Second District race, saying that “neither has shown a deep understanding of the neighbor islands’ problems and of voters who rightly feel their interests fall second to those of urban Oahu voters.” But then they totally negated that opinion with their next sentence, insisting that “continued partisanship won’t fix what’s wrong with a do-nothing Congress.” Actually, what we need is more partisanship—more liberal Democratic partisanship to counterbalance the caveman Republican administration that equates debate with treachery and has been grabbing power wherever it can. For anyone who wants to see this madness end, the choice in the Second District race is clear.

-Two guys talking at the Triangle in Kihei, Oct. 13

Anthony Pignataro knows funny. MTW

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In the midst of violence and despair in Baghdad, at least two institutions are working smoothly, according to September stories in, respectively, The Washington Post and Los Angeles Times. Iraq Star, an American Idol-type reality show, attracted 10,000 contestants for 45 slots in filming at the downtown Baghdad Hotel, and will be shown locally and around the Arab world.

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Second, the nearly 3,500 Baghdad traffic officers still command high respect despite the city’s other problems. Said an engineer, “The traffic law is the only thing nowadays that functions correctly.” In fact, the Web site of the Shi’ite Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani contains a query whether it is permissible, even when a driver has the street all to himself, to violate traffic laws. The ayatollah’s answer is no.

THIS WEEK IN EEL BOWLING The 30-year-old traditional festival of eel bowling in the fishing village of Lyme Regis, England, was canceled in July after complaints from an animal rights activist that it was disrespectful to eels. In the ritual, teams of anglers stand on platforms and swing a giant (but dead) conger eel, attached to the ceiling, to see who will be the last person standing. Said a spokesman for the charitable event, which raises money for lifeboat crews, “But it’s a dead conger, for Pete’s sake. I shouldn’t think the conger could care one way or another.”

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or the last couple weeks vicious rumors have swirled through my email, saying Halloween in Lahaina was cancelled or was about to be cancelled. Later I began hearing from people that there were going to be serious cutbacks and new rules: no sexy costumes, no entertainment and/or no adults in the big parade.

Naturally, I was skeptical. Halloween has been an institution in Lahaina for many years. It’s the largest Oct. 31 block party in the state, with 20,000 to 30,000 people in annual attendance. But on Oct. 12 the buzz really got going after The Maui News ran a front-page story reporting a “hitch” in Halloween but offering only vague details.

Yet for all the concern and drama created by this news, it looks like there really is no big threat to Halloween this year. According to Sergeant Ricky Uedoi of Maui Police Department (MPD), this year’s rules of conduct are exactly the same as last year’s.

“Same rules apply,” Sergeant Uedoi said. “Nothing perverted, no alcohol, no weapons, no replica swords. Dancing is fine. People do their little skits and such and then they move on down the street.”

A press release recently sent out by the LahainaTown Action Committee (LAC)—the Westside merchant group responsible for working with the County to get event permits—reports that the Keiki Parade sponsored by the Soroptomists will begin at 4:30 p.m. on Papalaua Street, with Front Street closing at 3 p.m. Maui Tacos is also sponsoring the costume contest with a $1000 prize on the main stage under the Banyan Tree.

So what was this “hitch” mentioned in The Maui News? According to Sergeant Uedoi, the Lahaina Town Action Committee’s new staff may have been a factor. “The permit process with the Cultural Resources

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Commission is complex,” he said. “They might have needed to submit something earlier.”

Karee Carlucci, who took over as LAC executive director in January, had a completely different reason. “Repeated play of video footage from years past on Akaku caught the eye of a reverend,” she said, though she didn’t name the reverend. “And some families believing the video footage to be what the Halloween event is all about. This caused some protest to the permits.”

And according to Don Couch, Deputy Planning Director at the County’s Department of Planning, there was “concern from Native Hawaiians that the event is too risqué.”

All these reasons may have affected LahainaTown Action Committee’s request for permits for the Halloween event. Permits need to be filed and approved with the Planning Department because the event takes place in Lahaina’s historic district. It’s the responsibility of the Maui County Cultural Resource Commission to review various events and developments to make sure they observe local cultural significance.

“Departments in the County were questioning why this event was in a cultural place,” said Carlucci. “They were seeing it as a barhopping event. But the Maui Police Department came out as the event’s defenders.”

Indeed, Sergeant Uedoi actually wrote a letter to the County supporting the event. “The thing is it [the event] is going to happen whether LAC gets the permits or not,” Uedoi said. “With MPD and LAC working together we make it safest for everybody.

Our main thing is the safety. There is the assumption that there is always nudity, always drugs. Those people try to sneak it but they do get arrested.”

Despite careful planning for safety by LahainaTown Action Committee and the Maui Police Department for the past 17 years, the County did ultimately insist on some changes to Halloween.

“It was nothing specific, but we are asked to avoid a ‘Carnivale’ or a ‘Mardi Gras’ element or atmosphere,” Carlucci said. In previous years the LAC had billed the LahainaTown Halloween celebration as the “Mardi Gras of the Pacific,” but Carlucci said that wouldn’t happen this year.

As a result, Carlucci cancelled appearances by the marimba band Mapenzi, the Brazilian band Banda Dende, a belly dance troupe and has excluded Samba Maui from the parade. All these artists and musicians were understandably disappointed, and the whole thing contained a bitter irony. In the concern over lewd behavior, the County has turned on these professional performers and artists who suddenly didn’t seem to fit the bill of approved historic district performers for Halloween.

Couch also mentioned a concern over a commemorative T-shirt from a couple years back.

LahainaTown Action Committee generates funds for the event by designing a collectable T-shirt that sells out every year.

“We listened to the concern,” said Couch. “It

had a headless horseman with a Hawaiian physique, with a cape, holding a pineapple for its head. There are two main aspects of the cultural sensitivity of the area. There is Lahaina as the old Hawaiian capital, and there is the whaling history.

We want to make sure everyone is sensitive.”

This year’s official LAC T-shirt features the Bride of Frankenstein and classic movie lore.

Ironically, many of the local church leaders I contacted for this story said they saw no need to get rid of Lahaina’s Halloween celebration. “I have a personal problem with some of the costumes being sexist,” Waiola Church’s Kahu Donald Schmidt said. “But the church uses the event as a fundraiser. We have a food booth and we sell parking. Churches that have a problem with Halloween are being petty. They have no idea what they are talking about.”

Pastor Brad Hall of Calvary Chapel agreed.

“Halloween accentuates a lifestyle that I do not condone, but I don’t stand in protest against the event,” he said. “Because of its Pagan origin we don’t participate, but for the sake of the kids we offer some alternatives.”

The college town of Chico, California stands as a warning for Lahaina. Through the years they saw their Halloween celebration grow to include more than 20,000 people, but some residents didn’t like it. In 2002 they began an extensive media campaign against the event, buying print and television advertising that warned young people to stay out of downtown on Halloween night. The next year, downtown Chico and the college campus area were a literal ghost town on Halloween.

While it would take new laws to shut down Lahaina on Halloween, an action like this could devastate the many Lahaina businesses that have grown to depend on the money that they get from the street festival. For some restaurants and centers this is one of their highest revenue generating nights.

“It’s one of our biggest nights of the year,” Hard Rock Cafe sales and marketing manager Natalie Capitano said. “You can’t even compare it to our regular evenings. The event is fun and creative and we don’t have any problems at all.”

As expected, the calls to the County Planning Department on Halloween have initiated a review of the whole event. Next March or April, the CRC will hold a hearing on it. It’s been 10 years since the Commission took a look at Lahaina’s Halloween.

But even if the CRC review comes up with new rules for the event or asks for a toned-down celebration, it will be nearly impossible to stop it.

“One thing we know, it would be difficult to shut it down,” Couch said.

One key reason is that if the Planning Department does not approve the usual

Halloween permits, the usual 80 police officers that patrol the event—pulled from all parts of the island—would dwindle down to just the five that work the Lahaina beat. Five officers for 20 to 30 thousand revelers translates into complete anarchy, the police say, which they add would be far worse than the alleged lewdness and inappropriate behavior that spurred the initial complaints. MTW

Halloween in Lahaina • Street closure: 3 p.m.

• Attendees for Parade show up at 4 p.m. at Papalaua St. • Keiki Parade starts 4:30 • Costume contest at Banyan Tree Park - Registration 6:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m.

- Starts at 7 p.m.

• Food booths and crafters at Banyan Tree Park 5 p.m.-10 p.m.

• Live Entertainment on Mainstage: 5 p.m.

• Live Entertainment at Lahaina Library Lawn - Hector Serrano 5:30 p.m.-7:30 p.m.

- Marty Dread 7:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m.

• Soda and water will be available for purchase at booths on Fronts Street.

• No alcohol, no drugs and any lewd behavior may get you asked to leave.

• Open nudity may get you arrested.

• Front Street reopens at 1 a.m.

-J.R.

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ONO KINEGRINDS

Beer!

It’s not just for breakfast anymore never put anything in my mouth that I know nothing about. This presented something of a problem where upcoming Oktoberfest was concerned, since I don’t know all that much about beer. And as anyone knows, you can’t have Oktoberfest without beer.

To find out more, I went to Maui Brewing Co. in Kahana. There, I tried all the locally brewed selections. I found the Bikini Blonde Lager light and refreshing. The Honolua Lager was very similar, but had a little higher alcohol content. Primo Pilsner has a full-bodied taste with a little kick. The Maui Pale Ale had a similar bite to it but was more aromatic. Their Coconut Porter was a dark, chocolatey-coconut concoction.

The Wild Hog Stout was dark like Guinness but not nearly as thick.

The whole experience was awesome, but I realized I didn’t know enough about the basics of beer to appreciate all of the aspects of the brews. So the

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next night I went to Café Marc Aurel in Wailuku for an actual beer tasting hosted by Marc himself. There I learned so much about beer that I actually remembered most of it the next morning.

First, we had some Pabst Blue Ribbon as a palate cleanser. PBR was originally called “Select” but in 1882 people began referring to it as “Blue Ribbon” because there used to be an actual blue ribbon tied around the neck. Some say Pabst is the first brewery to put beer in a can. I was surprised to find that common beers like Pabst, Budweiser and Miller are all lagers.

By the way, there are only three types of beer: ale, lager and specialty. Ales are distinguished by the use of top fermenting yeasts and fermenting at warmer temperatures. Lagers use bottom fermenting yeasts and fermenting at cooler temperatures. And specialty beers have additional ingredients other than the basic four used in all beer: water, malted barley, hops and yeast.

Next, we tasted Amstel Light, which is both a lager and refreshing. Blue Moon is a wheat beer spiced with coriander and orange peel, making it a specialty beer and my personal favorite. I.P.A. Inversion followed with its hoppy kick (any beer with the term “Indian” in it is going to be hoppy).

Then we moved on to Sam Adams Oktoberfest Beer, with its four different roasts of barley that gives it hints of caramel and toffee. Next we tried Paulaner, which comes from the Paulaner Brewery, first opened in 1634

by German monks.

“Bocks” are hearty beers, high in alcohol and go through a long second fer-

mentation. A Doppelbock (double bock) has an even higher alcohol content and traditionally the brewer gives it a name ending in “ator”—like Spaten Optimator, which is what we had next.

Deschutes Black Butte Porter is rich with chocolate essence. And lastly, we had Murphy’s Stout, a beer that comes in a can equipped with a nitrogen widget.

You know, that plastic thing that clicks around in the can. It actually gives it a “pub effect,” making it taste as though it

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When I was done, I felt confident that I could go out into the world and choose a beer that I actually knew something about. Remember, beer can be your friend and one of the best social lubricants. And October is the month when we pay homage to that. MTW

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Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Ohana Cafe - Healthy breakfast and lunch comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food.

M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods every night. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai in a casual garden setting. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m.

2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food.

M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $

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DININGLISTINGS Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. MTh, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 510 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 8730225. $

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American.

8 a.m.-3 p.m. and 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. MSa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.

Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

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Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere.

5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 8750188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$

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Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

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Daily, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.

Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8757782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

DININGLISTINGS Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies.

Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8798611. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 8759983. $$$

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. MSa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. M-Sa, 10 a.m.5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches.

Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 8792230. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 410 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Su-M, 5-10 p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:30-1:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian cuisine dining near the water’s edge. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials.

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 8918010. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Daily, 11 a.m.2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Italian food and excellent wines. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 8745605. $

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Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'til midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$

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Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

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Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

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Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

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Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

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Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8799330. $$

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

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DININGLISTINGS Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit down. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish.

M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 5720220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.

Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot and salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 5721488. $ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking F-Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks.

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6617220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$ Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

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Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside America. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

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Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

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Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $ China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0660. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

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Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create.

Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 6672663. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina.

281-2775. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 6619888.

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 6618883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.

505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.close. 669-7499. $$

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.

Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room.

Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar.

Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill.

Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai.

661-9888. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $

Mango Cafe - American and local cusine. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 6671929. $$ K

Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.

51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

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Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6651822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro.

M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine.

Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine.

Daily, 8a.m.-10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House HawaiianMediterranean cuisine.

Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration.

2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood.

Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6696999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 511 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine.

Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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Hawai`i International Film Festival Monday-Thursday (Oct. 23-26) at the Maui Mall in Kahului [MOVIES!] Now in its 26th year, the Hawai`i International Film Festival brings a dozen movies from Hawai`i and the Pacific to Maui that wouldn’t ordinarily reach our shores, much less our megaplexes. This year’s lineup includes The Shimmering, which deals with Hawaiian mythology and was partially filmed on Maui; Samoan Wedding, a comedy about four Samoan bachelors who have to be nice at a wedding; King and the Clown, about two South Korean jesters in the Chosun Dynasty who have to make their king laugh or get the axe; and Winds of God Kamikaze, a comedy about two New York comedians who get sent back in time to a Japanese suicide pilots’ school in World War II. There are also films about Vietnamese boat people, big wave surfer Sarah Gerhardt and the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. For a complete schedule of films and showtimes, visit www.hiff.org or call 5798081. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Unexpected Mall Pampering Saturday (Oct. 21), 10 a.m.-5 p.m. at Lahaina Cannery Mall [HEALTH EXPO] There will be an interesting juxtaposition between the usual and unusual this weekend at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. The typically busy family shoppers will no doubt take advantage of the mall’s plethora of delicious fast food options (which reminds me—I still haven’t used my free Blizzard certificate). To do so, they’ll have to navigate unexpected and foreign obstacles. Specifically, the presenters and attendees of the Fall 2006 Healthy Hawai`i Expo. Included in your free admission are presentations by Paul Gotel, a professional life coach who will be sharing his success secrets; and Amy Leigh, a psychic channel teaching transformation and insight. The Psychic Alley will offer up palm, tarot and psychic readings, while the Pampering Place should be an ideal environment for a low-cost massage or energy healing. Vendors will be overseeing at least 30 exhibits featuring the best in nutritional products and fitness options, and music and hula demonstrations can be caught throughout the day. But I’m most excited about the appearance of Ariadne Green.

She’s a local urban shaman and writer who once stopped my wife and I cold in Ace Hardware and intuitively dissected the most intimate dynamics of our relationship like a Jedi Master. I’m guessing that as she discusses the intricacies of finding a soul mate, L&L Drive Thru will no longer have the only chicken skin in the mall. [COREY NIELSEN]

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In Search Of... The Great Pumpkin Saturday (Oct. 21), 5:30-11 p.m. at Iao Theater [HOLIDAY PARTY/BENEFIT] This event has the promise of being the “Great Pumpkin” of the season. While “An Evening of Stars” has nothing to do with Charlie Brown, deep down in our collective thought, we are all seeking a “real Halloween.” First off, you can show up with a costume, or in evening attire, in which case you can purchase a mask, hence the Masquerade Ball.

Then join the festivities which will include a foggy graveyard, littered with live performers, an abundant gourmet dinner, made possible by the restaurant’s A Saigon Café, Chez Paul Restaurant, Café O’Lei and AK’s Café.

There’s also going to be a costume contest, and non-stop entertainment.

Tickets are $69 in advance or $75 at door. “An Evening of Stars III” Masquerade Ball is a benefit for Maui OnStage—21 and over only. Call 2426969 for ticket info. [KEITH BENEDICT]

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‘Naupaka,’ A Hawaiian Love Story Saturday (Oct. 21), 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater [STAGE] I am an easy target when it comes to tragic love stories. Add a stage, beautiful performers and incredible musicians and I am like a moth to the flame.

Peter Rockford Espiritu, director and choreographer for the Tau Dance Theatre of O`ahu, is bringing an ambitious new production of Naupaka to Maui. Although it is described as an opera, this is not your typical libretto where rotund women sing about broken hearts and betrayal. This three-act epic is more of an operatic re-telling of a Hawaiian legend and a heartrending love story told through a mixture of song, chant, hula and modern dance.

The music is a blending of traditional slack-key guitar, orchestral compositions, tango and even hip-hop, creating a hybrid of artistic achievement by John Signor. The viewer is taken on a voyage of two star-crossed lovers and their ill-fated bond based on the traditional Hawaiian legend of the Naupaka half-flower, which is eternally separated. Oh, unrequited love! Tickets: $10, $25, $35, half-price for keiki. Call 2427469. [KRISTA SHERER]

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The Big Cheese Olympics Sunday (Oct. 22), 3-7 p.m. at Kalama Park [FOOD FESTIVAL] There’s good cheesy and there’s bad cheesy. “Bad” cheesy is a guy all up in your face at the bar claiming you’re the most beautiful woman in the world while fiddling with his belt when you know damn well that you just got off work, your hair is pulled back tight and you’ve got eight hours of sweat and grease built up on your skin. “Good” cheesy is four hours of tasting and playing with cheese. Hurray! Cheese is one product you can find in just about any culture (ha!). It can be super soft, rock hard or anywhere in between, and the variation in flavors is limitless. It’s never a bad idea to get to know some more cheeses—unless, of course, you’re lactose intolerant. At the Cheese Olympics, the keiki can play cheesy games, like a cheese wheel-rolling contest, and a cheesecake-eating contest. Adults get to chew on cheese as well as have the opportunity to purchase cheese platters. Entertainment provided by Pito Javier and Lawa. For info, call 874-3930. [HEIDI KING]

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Eastwood Deconstructs Heroism Iwo Jima becomes talking point for reality Clint Eastwood distills a wartime story of epic proportions and personal truths from the worst single engagement of World War II on the island of Iwo Jima. From the brutal reality of the bloody 40-day battle to the way a group of its soldiers were made famous and taken advantage of by their government before being discarded, the movie gives context and personality to the soldiers whose faces were hidden in the war’s most famous image.

Based on James Bradley’s best-selling book about his personal journey into his father John Bradley’s wartime achievements, screenwriters William Broyles Jr. and Paul Haggis (Crash) craft a carefully organized script that breathes with poignancy, emotion, and relevance without ever succumbing to sentimentality.

Associated Press photographer Joe Rosenthal took the iconic “Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima” picture on Mount Suribachi on Feb. 23, 1945, just five days after hundreds of warships delivered 30,000 soldiers to the shores of the small but heavily fortified Japanese island covered in black sand and volcanic ash. Far from the photo’s perceived significance of triumph, it privately revealed a more prosaic reality beneath the surface.

For the picture, the photographer actually recorded a second flag raising, performed in order to insure that the original banner did not end up “tacked on some politician’s wall”

after a covetous troop leader demanded it for his own. Of the six men in the photo, only three survived long enough to be returned to America for the government’s Seventh War Loan Drive fund-raising tour to sell war bonds to the American public.

Flags of Our Fathers

★★★★★ Rated R/131 mins.

The battle for Iwo Jima came at a time when the U.S. military was broke, and only the sale of war bonds could keep the combat effort afloat. The news media’s widespread embrace of Rosenthal’s picture enabled an unprecedented phenomenon of hero/celebrity culture around the country that overshadowed the many sufferings and deaths still taking place on Iwo Jima and elsewhere.

The three surviving flag-raisers Marines Rene Gagnon (Jesse Bradford), Native American Ira Hares (Adam Beach), and Navy Corpsman John “Doc” Bradley (Ryan Phillippe) resist personal issues of guilt as they appear before ardent fans to explain that the real heroes of the battle are the men killed in action or still fighting the war. Doc Bradley is the group’s spokesperson who ends his humble statement with a plea for the public to purchase war bonds. James Bradley

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said that the goal for his book was to break down the hero myths about the men in the picture.

Just as the film follows the somber fate of the three soldiers propped up as war bond hawkers, it also chronicles the fates of the other three soldiers in the photo who died on the battlefield. The deaths of Sergeant Michael Strank (Barry Pepper), Pfc. Harlan Block (Benjamin Walker), and Franklin Sousley (Joseph Cross) give poignant context to the fireworks specta-

cle at home where Bradley, Gagnon and Hares reenact their flag-raising effort atop a giant paper mache hill in the middle of Chicago’s Soldier Field.

Flags of Our Fathers is a tremendous film about the very beginning of celebrity worship, and our need to invent and memorialize brave men. It is a deeply heartfelt and highly original war movie that takes time to get your head arounddays, weeks, or months. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Oct. 25 HOUSE OF SAND - (R) - A group of settlers arrive in a caravan at a labyrinth of sand in Maranhão, northern Brazil, and try to start a new life in the desert. In Portuguese with English subtitles. 103 min.

New This Week FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS - (R) - War, Drama - Clint Eastwood’s big film adaptation of James Bradley’s best selling book of the same name, concerning the Marines who appeared in the famous photo of the flag raising on Mount Suribachi during the World War II battle for Iwo Jima. 132 min.

(Anthony Pignataro) FLICKA - (PG) - Family, Drama - Another heartwarmer about a rebellious young girl and her wild horse. But also, this film is the recipient of the Heartland Film Festival’s Truly Moving Picture Award for exploring “the human journey by artistically expressing hope and respect for the positive values of life.” Like I said, a girl and her horse. Stars Alison Lohman, Maria Bello and Tim McGraw. 100 min. (Samantha Campos) JOURNEY FROM THE FALL - (NR) - Drama, Historical - Follows a family in Korea in 1975 as they survive through the ending of a war and the beginning of Communist rule. 135 min. (Heidi King) KING AND THE CLOWN - (NR) - Historical Drama - Takes place in 16th Century Korea. A couple end up in the service of the King. When the King takes an interest in one of the two, jealousy and drama take hold. 119 min. (HK) MARIE ANTOINETTE - PG-13 - Drama - This film is about Marie Antoinette’s (Kristen Dunst) marriage at 14 to Louis XVI (Jason Schwartzman), and her rise to and from power as Queen of France. Based on the

book by Antonia Fraser, yet the soundtrack reflect’s Sofia Coppola’s “modern take on the story.” 125 min. (Keith Benedict) NO.2 - (NR) - Comedy, Drama - A grandmother tries to bring the family back together by demanding the grandchildren prepare a feast/gathering.

Takes place in New Zealand. Shows directly after The Shimmering. 94 min. (Heidi King) THE PRESTIGE - (PG-13) - Drama, ThrillerScarlett Johansson, Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman star in this story of two flashy, famous magicians in 1890s London who try to outdo each other using then-mysterious electricity and science, probably over a chick. Directed by Christopher Nolan. 135 min. (AP) SAMOAN WEDDING - (NR) - Comedy - Four friends are forced to find wedding dates on short notice. Let the dating games begin. 97 min. (HK) THE SHIMMERING - (NR) - Drama - Filmed in Maui, Veracruz and Los Angeles. Psychologist Dr. Hillman comes to find intense similarities between a death of a friend and a Hawaiian legend. Shown with No.2. 30 min. (HK) SHORTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD - (NR) Origami Boat, Jack Wung, Director. 14 min. Lost Sole, Sanif Olek, Director. 15 min. Family Size Pizza, Gyungmi Gim, Director. 11 min. Follow The Leader, Ty Sanga, Director. 11 min. Sunday Wind, Michael Wurth, Director. 13 min. Putot, Jeck Cogama, Director. 20 min.

SUKOB - (PG13) - Drama, Horror - A blockbuster Philippine film (a.k.a. The Wedding Curse) about the mysterious events surrounding one wedding, and the disappearance of the bride’s friends and relatives. Hey, I’ve been to many weddings and sometimes the disappearance of the bride’s friends and relatives would be a good thing. 100 min. (SC) SURF STORIES - (NR) - Documentary - Two stories. One gives a woman’s perspective as a surfer trying to get her share of the waves. The other shows three surfers who become part of the Tsunami relief. 110 min. (HK) ZEN LIFE - (NR) - Tribute - Chronicles the life and legacy of D.T. (Daisetz) Suzuki (1870 - 1966), who helped bring Zen Buddhism to western civilization. 77 min. (HK)

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CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE COVENANT - (PG13) - Horror, Thriller - Four teens have magical powers and use them for basic debauchery... until another magical guy shows up and is apparently super powerful, super evil, and super jealous of their easy living. (HK) THE DEPARTED - (R) - Crime, Drama - This Martin Scorsese picture is set in South Boston and stars

SHOWTIMES Leonardo DiCaprio as a young cop who infiltrates the mob and Matt Damon as a young mobster who infiltrates the cops. Also stars Jack Nicholson and Mark Wahlberg. 150 min. (AP) EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH - (PG13) - Comedy Two boys (Dane Cook and Dax Shepard) duke it out to win the title of “Employee of the Month” because they believe the hot new cashier (Jessica Simpson) will put out for the winner. 103 min. (HK) FEARLESS - (PG13) - Action, Drama - Jet Li plays real-life martial arts legend Huo Yuanjia, who became the most famous fighter in all of China at the turn of the 20th Century. This is supposedly Li’s last martial arts film. 103 min. (HK) FLYBOYS - (PG-13) - Action, Adventure - A group of Americans right out of Central Casting join a French squadron to fly combat missions in WWI. The movie runs two hours and 19 minutes, which is rather long for a picture about airplanes that don’t have any snakes on them. (AP) THE GUARDIAN - (PG13) - Action, Adventure, Drama - Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher star as the men training to become the best at sea rescue team possible. Let’s be honest, there are going to be hot bodies getting wet and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! 145 min. (HK) THE GRUDGE 2 - (PG13) - Horror - The sequel.

Whoo. Lots of white cover up and dark eye makeup. 95 min. (HK) THE ILLUSIONIST - (PG13) - Mystery, Romance Boy falls for girl. Girl gets engaged to a Prince.

Boy masters magic tricks to get her back. Stars Edward Norton and Jessica Biel. 110 min. (HK) INVINCIBLE - (PG) - Drama, Sports - Mark Wahlberg plays Vince Papale, a 30-year-old substitute teacher/part-time bartender/loser who never played college football but ended up signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Amazingly enough, this actually happened. 104 min. (AP) JACKASS NUMBER TWO - (R) - Comedy - The Jackass boys are on the loose and have put themselves through pain and awkward and dangerous situations for your viewing enjoyment. 105 min. (HK) MAN OF THE YEAR - (PG-13) - Comedy - Robin Williams plays a Jon Stewart-like talk show host who ends up running for President. Also stars Laura Linney, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken and Lewis Black, who really should run for president. 115 min. (AP) THE MARINE - (PG13) - Action, Drama, Thriller - A badass Marine comes home only to have to deal with a gang that kidnaps his wife. It’s like the masculine equivalent to a cheesy romance novel. (HK) ONE NIGHT WITH THE KING - (PG) - Drama No, I didn’t yet make an adult film. This is about Queen Esther, once an orphan who wins the heart of a King. It looks like the Passion part deux. (HK) OPEN SEASON - (PG) - Comedy, Animation - A domesticated bear gets himself stuck in the forest during hunting season. He and his furry friends have to turn the tables on the hunters in order to survive, but they have to do it in a PG way, so no blood and guts. 95 min. (HK) SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS - (PG13) - Comedy - Jon Heder stars as the guy who wants the girl, so he takes a class on how to get chicks taught by Billy Bob Thorton’s character. 110 min. (HK) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING - (R) - Horror, Thriller - It’s a prequel set years before the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and it looks really, really scary.

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Chris Isaak A play in one act SAMANTHA: Hey Krista, what do you know about Chris Isaak? I’ve got to write a story about him and I don’t know what to say.

ANTHONY: He was in Silence of the Lambs.

KRISTA: Other than that one song that was on MTV with the hot model, nothing.

SAMANTHA: That’s not a crappy movie.

TOMMY: See?

TOMMY: No, but his cameo might’ve been.

ANTHONY: I hated that black and white video. He was trying too hard. He was always moaning and really… how do I put this? It’s like, “Look at me, I’m sensitive! Look at me, I’ve got a hot Asian chick I’m sleeping with!”

SAMANTHA: Hey Joey, what do you know about Chris Isaak?

JOEY: I know he had that hot girl from the Guess ads in that one video. And that his Showtime show was mildly entertaining. It was supposed to be like a guys’ version of Sex and the City, talking about dating and stuff, but anybody who knows anything about guys knows that we’re not interested in talking about that stuff.

SAMANTHA: The girl in the video isn’t Asian.

ANTHONY: No, but I think in real life he had a hot Asian girlfriend.

SAMANTHA: How do you know that?

SAMANTHA: Maybe he’s sensitive.

ANTHONY: Because years ago a colleague of mine had a huge crush on him and then she saw him out in public and he was casually dismissive and then she hated him.

JEN: Wasn’t he a one-hit wonder? I’m trying to remember the name but a Roxy Music song keeps coming to mind.

SAMANTHA: Actually, no. He’s had a lot of hits. But everybody always just remembers that one video on the beach. He even had, like, a TV show—I think it was called The Chris Isaak Show or something.

ANTHONY: Was it on public access?

SAMANTHA: No! It was either on cable or one of the major networks. It was a variety show, I believe. I think I know quite a bit about him ‘cause he’s from the Bay Area. And he’s funny. Oh, and I know he used to live with his mom.

ANTHONY: Who said I despised him?

SAMANTHA: Whatever. I think he’s hot. And he’s multi-talented.

ANTHONY: Didn’t he make one of those shows that came out about the moon landing where he played an astronaut? I’m gonna look that up right now.

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[BRAD walks in.]

BRAD: Who’s a hound dog?

JOEY: Chris Isaak.

BRAD: Oh, he’s awesome! I’ve seen him a bunch of times.

Back in the day, he wore a mirror-ball suit—it was fucking awesome! He comes out, playing his guitar, and then the lights shine on him. It was kind of his shtick. But he’s an awesome performer, and a great guy. After one of his shows, he did a “meet and greet” backstage, signing autographs and talking to people—he even gave my wife a hug. And he’s hilarious, too.

WENDY: I like Chris Isaak, too. He has such a unique, strong voice. I saw him once in L.A. at the House of Blues. I have his autograph on a CD somewhere…

ANTHONY: I used to live with my mom, too. But that was, like, over a decade ago.

[Short pause while ANTHONY runs back to his office. Two minutes later he returns.]

SAMANTHA: Well, he was living with his mom as an adult when he was, uh…

ANTHONY: It was a mini series called From the Earth to the Moon, produced by Tom Hanks. I think it was on HBO. He played an astronaut. And he played a SWAT officer in the Silence of the Lambs.

ANTHONY: Overexposed?

JOEY: I think he just tries to play it off like he’s sensitive but he’s really a hound dog.

SAMANTHA: Popular! But a big deal was made about it and how it made him such a humble guy.

SAMANTHA [ignoring ANTHONY as TOMMY walks in]: Tommy, you know anything about Chris Isaak?

ANTHONY: Yeah, that also repulsed me. It’s like, “Look at me, I’m humble! Look at me, I’m a superstar!”

TOMMY: I know a lot about Chris Isaak! He’s a one-hit wonder. You know why I don’t like him? He wears that little country boy tie thing.

BRAD: He’s, like, the shit. And he’s in that last John Waters’ movie, A Dirty Shame. And he’s, like, the Bakersfield guy.

ANTHONY: No, he’s from Stockton.

SAMANTHA: How do YOU know that?

ANTHONY: I just looked him up.

SAMANTHA: Oh. I was born in Bakersfield, you know.

SAMANTHA: It was a good song! It was called, “Wicked Game.” And he wasn’t moaning.

ANTHONY: That’s right, yes it was. But it seemed to go on forever. It sounded like he was in pain. I think it was his conscience—he knew he was a fraud.

SAMANTHA: Why do you despise him?

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SAMANTHA: You mean a bolero tie? You hate him because of a bolero tie? Everybody wore those back in the late ‘80s, early ‘90s.

TOMMY: How about the pompadour? That cowboy vest?

The chiseled manly good looks coming out of someone so wimpy? And didn’t he do a bunch of crappy movie cameos?

TOMMY: You were born in Bakersfield? You’ve never claimed that before!

BRAD: Nobody claims that! Except for Buck Owens. But no, I mean Chris Isaak’s got that Bakersfield sound. He plays that classic rockabilly thing. But he’s done some bad movies, too, like Little Buddha. And I didn’t like his TV show. I just didn’t get it.

TOMMY: Hey, does anybody know if that one big church is doing their Halloween thing this year? MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Pops Fernandez - Thursday (Oct. 19). The Philippines’ concert queen Pops Fernandez, singer, dancer, actress, model and spokesperson, will perform with Grand Champion singer Jed Madela for an evening of non-stop, high-energy electrifying popular music and dance. Tickets: $95, $75, $55, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Chris Isaak - Friday (Oct. 20). Isaak has been nominated for two Grammy awards, starred in his own critically acclaimed TV series, acted in several major motion pictures, released nine extraordinary albums and 12 singles. Stellar songwriting matched with a smooth, dusky baritone make him a must-see. Tickets: $65, $55, $45, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“An Evening of Stars” Masquerade Ball Saturday (Oct. 21). Haunted house, live music, cocktails, food, contests and more. A benefit for Maui OnStage. Tickets: $75. 5:30 p.m., Iao Theater, Wailuku, 242-6969.

Tau Dance Theater: Naupaka - Saturday (Oct. 21). Peter-Rockford Espiritu, director and choreographer for this stellar contemporary dance company from O‘ahu, aims to bring Hawai`i's oral-history tradition into the new millennium with this ambitious new presentation. Naupaka is a Hawaiian cross-cultural experience: an operatic telling of a tragic Hawaiian love story through modern dance, ballet, hula, chant and slack-key guitar with orchestra accompaniment. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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The Prophet - Oct. 26-27. A new play, third in a trilogy, from an internationally acclaimed Maori playwright. A young boy takes his own life, and five of his cousins return to their “home” on the east coast of New Zealand to grieve; over the course of three days, they cope with the loss of one of their own, and grow into adulthood. The Prophet is chill, funny and unforgettable. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Laurie Anderson - Oct. 28. Laurie’s latest performance piece, “The End of the Moon,” is the second in a trilogy of solo performance works that combines stories with music for violin and electronics, creating a duet between the spoken word and Laurie’s signature sound. Based on her experiences as artist-in-residence with NASA (the first and only) she transforms her insights into sound and space in her own eclectic, multimedia style: smart and thought-provoking, sometimes humorous, sometimes poetic. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Monster Mash - Oct. 29. A Halloween “Spooktacular” with The Maui Pops Orchestra under the direction of Stuart Chafetz. Get in the holiday spirit and wear your cosutme! Tickets: $35, $25, $20. 3:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Dave Stringer - Nov. 2. Dave Stringer is a delightful Kirtan singer who has performed with Krishna Das and Jai Uttal and has toured internationally with his band. Tickets: $15. 8:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

Olomana - Nov. 4. Taking the name of a beautiful windward O‘ahu mountain, Olomana (Jerry Santos, Wally Suenaga, Willy Paikuli, Haunani Apoliona) blends contemporary and traditional musical styles to create a unique sound deeply rooted in the land, people and culture of Hawai‘i.

Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Masters of Rhythm - Nov. 5. Experience a landmark cultural event in Hawai`i dance history when the highest global levels of a true American art form converge in an explosion of rhythm and style with live music and drumming. Lead by Emmy Award winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and directed by Chloe Arnold (Los Angeles Tap Festival), outstanding professional tap dancers from North America, Australia and Japan. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, www.MauiTapExperience.org or 242-7469.

Maggie Cassella - Nov. 9. Maggie is a political ranter in the style of Lewis Black. In this politically charged month, Cassella brings her version of The Daily Show on crack. An ex-lawyer turned writer, producer and talk show host, Maggie spends most of her time frantically scanning the news for the latest political screw-ups, entertainment news, nightmares, stupid studies, ludicrous lawsuits, and ridiculous rulings and regulations.

Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Pro Bull - Nov. 10 and 11. For the first time in the Professional Bull Riders' history, top ranked bull riding athletes will compete on the Hawaiian

islands. Tickets: $80, $25. War Memorial Football Stadium, 242 7469.

Maui Music Fest - Nov. 12. With Willie Nelson and The Doobie Brothers. The timeless voice of Willie Nelson has touched audiences for decades. Join American legends Willie Nelson and his friends The Doobie Brothers for an evening of live music at the 6th Annual Maui Music Fest; proceeds benefit the Tuition Assistance Program of the Montessori School of Maui. Tickets: $50, $40. 5:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ying Quartet - Nov. 13. The Yings’ enthusiasm for performing in diverse settings has led to concerts in every major international venue as well as hospitals and juvenile prisons, as they strive to make artistic and creative expression an essential part of everyday life. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Solomon Islanders - Nov. 16. The hit of the ’04 Pacific Festival of the Arts, these superb performers from the center of Melanesia, in the Solomon Islands of the Southwest Pacific—home to a fascinating panpipe music tradition. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet. Sixteen musicians and dancers, contribute visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Cecilio and Kapono - Nov. 17. “C & K,” as they are fondly known, have won lasting stature on the contemporary Hawaiian music scene as well as in the hearts of their audiences. Between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have released more than 20 albums and received multiple Na Hökü Hanohano Awards as both duo and solo artists. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk/rock harmonies make this show an enduring favorite, evoking memories of good times together. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Na Lani ‘Eha - Nov. 18. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Richard Thompson - Nov. 19. With special guest Danny Thompson. One of the all-time great talents of British rock music, Richard Thompson founded the renowned group Fairport Convention while still in his teens. Singer, songwriter and guitarist, his solo work is consistently intelligent and pure, which is why musicians like Elvis Costello, Lou Reed and David Byrne praise him. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sun, Sand and Hoops - Nov. 20-22. The annual EA Sports Maui Invitational. Lots of really tall guys scoring like crazy... on the basketball court!

You have to get online to get tix. www.mauiinvitational.com.

Lewis Black - Nov. 25. You’ve seen him on HBO, Comedy Central, and in a regular spotlight bit “Back in Black” on The Daily Show. Lewis Black, the fed-up humorist hanging at the end of his rope, brings new meaning to “Black” humor.

Lewis’ style is reminiscent of the late greats Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison and George Carlin.

This show will contain mature explicit subject matter. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Storytelling Festival - Nov. 25. The essence of traditional and contemporary Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of different ways to tell stories. The evening performance features traditional master storyteller Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary slam poet Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20 (each performance). 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Andy Bumatai - Dec. 2. From the TV special “All in the `Ohana” to the Monarch Room of The Royal Hawaiian Hotel, Andy has tickled audience funny bones from the islands to the mainland. An island boy by birth, he lived for a time in the Los Angeles area where he made the improvisation circuit and worked his way up to opening for major concert stars, from Tom Jones to the Beach Boys. Now he’s back to his roots and serving up one laff riot! Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469.

The Santaland Diaries - Dec. 7. Coconut Cabaret presents David Sedaris’ brilliant evoca-

DA KINECALENDAR tion of Christmas as seen from the other side… through the eyes of a slacker working as a Macy’s elf! Our hero, Crumpet (you have to go by your elf name) weaves a tale of humiliation, bitterness and the occasional celebrity sighting all the while trying to get his big break on One Life To Live. Starring John Michael Beck. Tickets $20.

7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469 or www.NeoComedy.com.

Matato’a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock.

Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere.

Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson, part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “little big band” is equally at home with its multi-lingual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky

bars. With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse crowd for its performances. Tickets: $40, $35.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, Hula Lessons 3 p.m.- 4 p.m. Fri, Lei Making Class 122p.m. Sat, Polynesian Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.

Tahitian Dance 7:30-8 p.m. Sun, Rhythyms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake 7-8p.m. Mon, Dances of Polynesian 6:30-7 p.m. Drums of Tahiti 7:30-8 p.m.Tue, Lei Making Class 11a.m.-1p.m. All shows are free.

Pennies for Polio - Proceeds raised will be used to buy Polio vaccinations as part of Rotary’s National Immunization Days. For more information about the project call Laycie-Ann, 984-3522.

Film Festival - Mon, Oct. 23 through Thu, Oct. 26. Opening night brings music, dancers and drawings. 6 p.m. Maui Mall Megaplex, 579-8081.

Mon. - The Shimmering, 7:30 p.m.

No.2, 8 p.m.

Tue. - Shorts From Around the World, 5 p.m.

Samoan Wedding, 7 p.m.

King and the Clown, 9:30 p.m.

Wed. - A Zen Life, 5 p.m.

Winds of God Kamakaze, 7 p.m.

Journey From the Fall, 9:30 p.m.

Naturalist Presentations - Tue, Oct. 24-Tue, Oct. 31. Gulper eels, giant squid, angler fish... learn about these and more creatures of the deep during the Halloween-themed naturalist presentations. Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075.

Turtle Lagoon - 10:30 a.m., 2:30 p.m.

Open Ocean Exhibit - 11 a.m., 1 p.m., 2 p.m., 3 p.m.

Shallow Reef Exhibit - 9:30 a.m., 10:30 a.m., 11:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m.

Aloha Festivals - This year is the 60th anniversary. The theme, “Na Paniolo Nui O Hawai`i” translates to “The Great Cowboys of Hawai`i”.

Next Sun, Oct. 28. - Pau riders demonstration and “Made in Maui” products up for display and pur-

chase. 11 a.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-3369.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19 Picnic with Poki - Live music by the Mele `Ohana, complimentary coffee, pastry samples and more. Free. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Under the Monkeypod tree, next to the historic Ka'ahumanu Church.

An Era of Change - Oral Histories of Civilians in World War II Hawaii featuring professional storytellers Nyla Fujii-Babb and Dann Seki reading and enacting excerpts of oral histories compiled by UH-Manoa's Center for Oral History. 6:30 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20 “The Ground Truth” - A screening of Patricia Foulkrod’s searing documentary that includes exclusive footage of patriotic young Americans as they experience recruitment and training, combat, homecoming, and the struggle to reintegrate with families and communities. $10. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21 BBBS - (Sat. and Sun.) Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui will hold their monthly clothing drive.

Donate your items. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Queen Ka'ahumanu Parking lot (near the old City Bank), 242-9754.

Fall Festival - “Made in Maui” items from local crafters, costume contest, trick or treating, silent auction, live music and entertainment. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Makawao Elementary School, 572-7795.

Harvest Festival - Pumpkins, crafts, jumping castles and more. 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Trinity Episcopal Church, Kihei, 214-0345.

Health Expo - The latest innovations in health and nutrition, including anti-aging, aromatherapy, feng shui, chiropractic, nutrition, yoga, dance, and more. Music, hula, fitness demonstrations and educational presentations will take place on center stage. Free. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 281-7645 or 669-9091.

Fashion Show - The Upcountry Sewing Center presents creations, crafts, costumes, games, demonstrations, food and more. Free. 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Haiku Community Center, 575-9880.

Festo Italiano - Thirteenth Annual Festa Italiano.

Fun, food, silent auction, live auction. 5-9 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 283-3865.

Noble Grape - 10th annual Noble Grape Food & Wine Celebration. The gala event will feature Maui Culinary Academy students, 12 of Maui’s top chefs, and celebrity bonus chefs. Tickets: $150. 6-9 p.m., Fairmont Kea Lani, 984-3261.

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 22 Women’s Circle - Monthly Women’s empowerment circle. 244-4103.

BBBS - (Sat. and Sun.) Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui will hold their monthly clothing drive.

Donate your items. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Queen Ka'ahumanu Parking lot (near the old City Bank), 242-9754.

Judi Riley - Meet Maui author, illustrator and school teacher Judi Riley. 12-1 p.m., Borders Maui Marketplace; 2-3 p.m., Borders Lahaina Cannery Mall, www.TikiTales.com.

Cheese Olympics - Cheesy fun and games for the whole family. Live music by Pito Javier and Lawa. 3-7 p.m., Kalama Park, 874-3930.

Boom Baby - "Maui's Only Baby Boomer Group" for those born approx. 1945-1955. Fun, topical discussion, potluck, networking and more. 4:30 p.m. 573-5313.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 23 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24 “Coral Floral” - This month’s screenings of the Maui Video Festival, called “Coral Floral,” is all about the underwater realm. Free. 6 p.m., Iao Theater, 244-8680.

Folk Dance - International and Israeli folk dancing sessions give you the opportunity to learn new

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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 25 End Violence - End Domestic Violence sign waving and candlelight vigil. 4-5 p.m., Maui Mall, 8776888.

Wailea WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Jamie Lawrence Hawaiian Band. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes in two locations. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Spooky Stories - Fri, Oct. 20. Storytellers Alton Chung and Sandra Maclees will share their most spine tingling tales. 3 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766.

Teen Read Week - Fri, Oct. 20 and Sat, Oct. 21.

The last days of Teen Read Week and the story tellers are all over the island. Ages 11 and up can participate. Free.

Fri - 3 p.m. Wailuku Public Library Sat - 10 a.m. Kahului Public Library Sat - 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library Sat - 10:30 a.m. Kihei Public Library Sat - 1 p.m. Lahaina Public Library Casting Call - Sun, Oct. 22. DragonflyTV is currently seeking “real kids doing real science!� in the Maui area for an episode taping in November 2006. Ages of 12-14. 3-5 p.m. Maui Ocean Center's Seascape Maalaea Restaurant, 651-2291314.

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Honolua Bay, 270-7075.

Reefers - Sat, Oct. 21. Reef survey. 9 a.m.

Kahekili (Airport) Beach, 270-7075.

Road to Hana - Sat, Oct. 21. Phase 3 of the cleanup will take place from Upper Nahiku (mile marker 26) to Hana Town (mile marker 38). 877-2524.

Spinner Dolphins - Wed, Oct. 25. A meeting in preparation of an Environmental Impact Statement to assess potential impacts on the human environment due to regulations to protect

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English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Kidney Failure - Sat, Oct. 21. The National Kidney Foundation is sponsoring an all day class so you can learn more about dialysis, kidney transplant, diet, and coping. Free. 8 a.m.-3 p.m.

986-1900. `Ohana Connection - Tue, Oct. 24. The 'Ohana Connection is an ongoing speaker's breakfast to promote awareness for a healthier life in the Maui Community. This week features Nathan Cutler with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Guided Imagery: Meditation for Stress Management.â&#x20AC;? $10. 8:30 a.m. 111 Kane St, Kahului.

So. Maui Heritage - Wed, Oct. 25. Explore the fascinating and often forgotten history of South Maui through a virtual tour of images and commentary. Free. 6 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, 2707075.

Fall Prevention Workshop - Wed, Oct. 25, Nov. 1, and Nov. 8. Hawaii Medical Service Association (HMSA) has a new health education program called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Strong, Straight and Steadyâ&#x20AC;? in order to teach people effective ways to prevent falling.

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Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

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Head High $10, 9:30pm

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Conscious Healing $5, 9:45pm

Makana CD Release Party $20, 9pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

The Howard Ahia Band $10, 10pm

Manhattan Project/White Rose, $10, 9:30pm

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wild spinner dolphins. 6-9 p.m., Sanctuary Ed. Center, Kihei, 879-2818, ext. 102.

SPORTS Group Effort - Every Thu. & Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Golf Benefit - Sat, Oct. 21. Boys & Girls Club of Maui 2006 Annual Benefit Golf Tournament. 7:30 a.m.

Makena South Golf Course, http://www.bgcm.org or 268-5707.

ART Glass Jewelry - Every Fri. in October. Artist in Residence, Bob Hoffmeyer, will be his incredible glass art jewelry. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Lahaina Gallery, 667-9898.

Bill Long - Fri, Oct. 20. Meet emerging fine art photographer and the gallery's newest addition, Bill Long. 6:30-9 p.m., The Quan Gallery, 667-2757.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194.

POETRY Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

Talk Story - Fri, Oct. 20. “Ask Mike Victorino.”

Free. 5:30-9 p.m., Lahaina Veterans Hall, 281-9053.

Sign Waving - Fri, Oct. 20. Sign waving with/for Angus McKelvey. 4-5 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.

PlanStory - Sat. Oct, 21. PlanStory similar to the earlier WalkStory series presents a unique opportunity for community members to be an active part of the 2030 General Plan. 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. Lihikai Elementary School cafeteria, Kahului, 875-2388.

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Cheryl Ray No cover, 9pm

Fundraiser - Sun, Oct. 22. Angus McKelvey Community fundraiser. 4:30-6:30 p.m. Lahaina's Jodo Mission, 661-0110.

Sign Waving - Mon, Oct. 23. Team Baisa sign waving. 4:30-5:30 p.m. Haiku Community Center and Hana Highway, 572-6608.

Mayoral Meetings - Mon, Oct. 23, and Wed, Oct. 25. Mayor Alan Arakawa has announced a series of county-wide informational meetings to gather public input for the County of Maui Fiscal Year 2008 budget preparation process. Members of the mayor's cabinet will also be present to respond to questions or address any community issues or concerns. 270-7855.

Mon - 5:30 p.m., Haiku community Center.

Wed - 5:30 p.m., Kula Community Center.

Mazie Fundraiser - Tue, Oct. 24. Mazie for Congress fundraiser. 5:30-7 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 276-3488.

Mayoral Debate - Wed, Oct. 25. Mayoral debate between Mayor Alan Arakawa and Councilwoman Charmaine Tavares. $10. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Good Shepherd Episcopal Church Hall, Wailuku, 244-3888.

Democratic Luncheon - Wed, Oct. 25. The Maui Democratic Century Club presents Senior Congressman and 1st Congressional Representative, Neil Abercrombie. 12-1:30 p.m.

Tropical Plantation, 876-1755.

Sign Waving - Wed, Oct. 25. Team Baisa sign waving. 4:30-5:30 p.m. Rice Park, Kula, 572-6608.

General Meeting - Wed, Oct. 25. Maui County general meeting with surprise guest speaker.

5:30-7:30 p.m. Kihei Charter School, 757-2309.

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Monday 10/23 – Wednesday 10/25

F-Word Folk Music No cover, 8:30pm

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Talk Story - Every Mon.-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 2449145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m.

Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m.

730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly.

All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue; Damien Awai. 4 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Howard Ahia.

Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat.

All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri; Ernest Pua’a. Sat, Sun, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends.

Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat; Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu; Harry Troupe. Fri; Joshua. Sat; Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed; Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue; Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower

Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 6614811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Thu; JD on the Rocks.

Fri; Scott Baird. Sat; JD and Friends. Sun; Kilohana. Wed; Scottie Rotten. Thu-Sun sets 2:305 p.m. Wed sets 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Longhi’s - Fri, Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Mango Cafe - Fri, Sat, Sun; Live entertainment.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri; Nino Toscano. Sat, Wed; Marvin Tevaga. Mon; Brian Haia. Tue; Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu; Greg & Steve. Fri; Llayne & Greg. Sat, Sun; Mark & Mike. Wed; Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri; AnRil. Sat; John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu; Ah-Tim Eleniki. Tue; Captain Billy Bones. Wed; Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu; Shiro Mori.

Fri; Darrin Lenett. Mon, Tue; Gene Argel. Wed; Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu; Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tues; Kincade Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina.

All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon; Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo. Sat; Braddah Frances and Friends. Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun; Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei

Thursday 10/19

Friday 10/20

Saturday 10/21

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Live Entertainment 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursday $6, 10pm

Natural Feeling No cover, 10pm

Halloween Fiesta w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Curtis Williams No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Terry, No cover, 10pm: TUE - Reggae, No cover, 10pm; WED - Adam Bowen, No cover, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Carroll Brothers 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Monday 10/23 – Wednesday 10/25

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

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Sunday 10/22

Gomega 9pm

MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm Hoku & Da Bruddahs 9pm

Live DJ

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - Danny Murry Show, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LONGHI’S

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat; Mark Johnston. Sun, Wed; Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri; Eddi Delgado.

Sat, Mon; Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat; Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly; Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat; Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu; Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m. Fri; Raita Helm, 8 p.m. Sat; Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m. Sun; Octoberfest, 5:30 p.m. Mon; Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m. Tue; Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m. Wed; Erin Smith, 9 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue; Tony & Peter. Fri, Wed; Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m.

1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue; Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu; Kawika Lum Ho. Fri; Kaleo Cullen. Sat; Louise Lambert. Sun, Mon; Kenny Roberts. Tue; Kaleo Cullen w/ hula

by Cora. Wed; Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon; Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Mañana Garage - Nightly; Neto & Friends. All

Versatile $5, 9:30pm

sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

Sushi Go - Wed; Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Mon, Tue, Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri, Sat; Allen. All sets 6 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys. Wed; Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon; Live Jazz. 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 6612000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu; Live music. Fri; Patrick Major. Sun; Wayne and Friends. Mon, Tue; Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly; Live music.

All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly; Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly; Alanui with Uncle Rudi.

Sun; Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s - Sat; Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu; Kincaid and Albert. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue;

Kincaid Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed; World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:15-9:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat; Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly; Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue; Bobby and Ralph. Fri; Ralph and Allan. Sat, Sun; Fausto and Kawaika. Wed; Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono’s Bar & Grille - Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart.

Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed; Brian Haia. Fri, Sat, Mon; Marvin Tavagan. Sun; Ray Gooliak. Tue; Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed; Benny Uyetake. Sat, Tue; Mitch Kepa.

Sun, Mon; Josh Sumbicay. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

Botero Bar - Wed; Live music. 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly; Strolling Hawaiian Duo. All sets 5:30 p.m.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly; Live music. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Wed; Marti Kluth. 6:30-8 p.m.

Lower Courtyard- Wed; Jamie Lawerence and Friends. 6:30-8 p.m.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly: Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly; Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu; Bobby Krueger. Fri; Mahalo Greg. Sat; Rama Camarillo. Sun; Mondo Kane. Mon, Tue; Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed; Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Ron Kuala’au. Fri, Mon, We; Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed; Mele ‘Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Live music.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun; Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu; Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran. Sat, Mon; Island Styl Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson. Fri; Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis. Sat, Mon; Nils and Anastasia. Sun; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria.

Wed; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234

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DJ Danyoll No cover, 9pm

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DJ Daniel J No cover, 7:30pm

Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanigan, 8pm

Celtic Tigers No cover, 7pm

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TUE - Benoit Jazzworks, No cover, 7pm; WED - Erin Smith, No cover, 9pm

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Local Artist Debut 10pm

Erin Smith 10pm

Steve Sargenti 9pm

TUE - DJ Bern, 9pm; WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm

The Easy No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Rocktober Fest $5, 9pm

Ekolu $10, 9pm

Sin City Flava Zone $8, 9pm

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Don’t let yourself become overwhelmed with self-doubt regarding certain questionable decisions you’ve made in the past. Luckily, this week you have a couple guardian angels who’ll be there—if you let them—to help reassure you that you’ve made the right choice, or set you on the correct path if you’ve screwed up. All you have to do is resist your talent for introspection long enough to notice and listen to these helpful companions.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) I sure hope neither of us ever decides that we’ve actually “seen it all.” We both crave surprises and new experiences. Every once in a while I guess you probably also get bored with your circumstances but can’t quite rouse your imagination enough to figure out where or how to indulge your craving for exploration and expansion. Luckily, this week holds the cure to that particular ailment. Keep your eyes peeled; you’re likely to see so many doors open (each revealing a glimpse into many possible futures), that exploring them will keep you busy for years to come.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’ve been taxiing down the runway for years but haven’t been able to build up enough speed to get airborne. Now, just ahead of you, is a long, straight expanse of smooth concrete. Here’s your chance to get aloft for the first time in ages. Take advantage of it! Increase your momentum, immediately. If you hit full speed right now, you’ll be in the air long before the runway ends, but the thing’s not endless. If you wait at all to achieve take-off velocity, you’ll miss this window of opportunity. I can’t tell you exactly when you’ll have your next chance to soar but I can tell you this: it’s not soon.

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Our pasts are just stories we tell ourselves, not “reality.” You’ve let your past limit you, but it’s really about the stories you’re telling yourself about it, not what “really” happened. You’ve unconsciously distorted your own perception of it, actually robbing yourself of power. You have a chance this week to “rewrite” history; that is, reconsider your perception of it. What standards should you use when developing a new interpretation of your personal story? Not necessarily the ones that make you “look good,” whatever that means. Simply make it into the best story possible. What’s that mean? Why, the one that enables your brightest future, of course.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Sometimes it’s helpful to think of yourself as a soul simply clothed, for the moment, in a body. Then you can separate your idea of yourself from whatever’s happening to your body and address it in a more rational, dispassionate way. For example, an emotional reaction to being overweight might involve miserable self-deprivation and recrimination, whereas a more balanced one would coordinate a sustainably edited diet with increased exercise. Your knee-jerk flip-outs to your circumstances aren’t helping anyone.

Take a step back from the situation to assess it. In this case, that might mean actually taking a step back from yourself.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Your scars don’t make you ugly, not to anyone who’s lived. To me, scars usually make people more beautiful. Don’t be embarrassed about the pain you’ve suffered. It’s a part of who you are—in fact, you wouldn’t be that person without having endured hardship, nor would you be able to appreciate the joyful times so well, if you’d never experienced misery. You’ve done your best to cover over and hide your scars, but I think that’s the wrong strategy, especially right now. Be honest about them. It’ll make you feel good, at least. And at best, it’ll make someone else feel a lot better about you.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) This week’s about balance. You’ve resisted moderation of your emotions because in some corner of your brain their extremity helps you feel alive. Ironically, however, more balance means more intensity, not less. What you’re giving up is being helplessly at the mercy of your out-of-control emotions, which means you need no longer fear them. Since they’ll no longer (or at least less often) knock you on your back, you can embrace them in ways you never have. In other words, adopt the middle path this time; it’ll make your life more vivid and rich, not less.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Usually you’re one of “the cool kids,” but occasionally you find yourself on the outside of the inner circle of some group of people you find compelling. I know how awful that can make you feel, especially because you, at least, know you really belong among them, even if they haven’t figured it out yet. This week, luckily, you have a good chance of catching their collective eye and revealing just what they’ve been missing out on. Ironically, once you’re inside the clique, you might realize you don’t actually belong there at all. I guess this falls under the category of “what you see is not always what you get.”

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) A Virgo acquaintance recently moved into a new apartment. Once there, he decided the place had a “bad feeling” about it, and tried everything to rid the apartment of its negative vibe. He burnt sage, had a new age friend bless the space with her pouch full of crystals, tried feng shui, and did everything short of calling in a voodoo priestess. It never once occurred to him that the feeling might be coming from inside him, instead of from the rooms he inhabited. I don’t know you. But I ask you to consider the possibility that your problems are internal, not external. Just asking yourself the question, I guarantee, will bring you at least a little closer to resolving them.

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Damnation and Hellfire I am calling about what you wrote in the October 12 issue of your paper. You know, we’ve all been talking about it in the office and we agree this is really bad. Why do you write such filth? You know, children can read this. And it’s a free publication. Why do you write about stuff like this in a free publication on the street that children can read? You know, children will pick this up and think it’s funny and it’s not funny. I am disappointed that as a woman, you would do this. Why don’t you write for a dirty magazine or something? I’ll bet you’re not a mother. Are you a mother? Why can’t you write about something else? Not this… this… smut! I hope I don’t have to read this kind of thing in the future in your paper.

-Anonymous phone call received Friday, Oct. 13, regarding my column “Slippery When Wet!” Dear Caller, Since you hung up on me and gave me no chance for explanation—i.e. a mutual discussion or clarification of something that removes misunderstandings—or defense, and did not take my patient silence as respectful accommodation, hear me now. I have thought much about what you said.

My column is meant to provide readers with a look at the social life of a single, educated woman on Maui. My hope is that sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s insightful or that sometimes people can relate to something I’m saying. Mostly, my hope is that it’s entertaining.

But the best thing about this column is that if you don’t think it’s entertaining or insightful or funny, you can—as you said in your call to our General Manager—wipe your ass with it when you use the toilet. And you most definitely do not have to read it.

“As a woman,” I am proud to have this power and freedom to voice my opinion, thoughts and feelings in this medium. And no, I’m not a mother. But that doesn’t mean I eat children for breakfast. But I do have faith in your good parenting. Is it misplaced?

First of all, I feel like if anybody’s reading anything these days, it’s a good thing. Literacy, like knowledge, is power. And yes, this column can be of an adult nature—that’s why it’s in the back of the paper. But I also hope that parents, like you, will teach their children right from wrong, and will help them to make appropriate choices. There are many things kids can read, watch or Google for free. But sheltering them, or harboring ignorance, is not the solution.

To be honest, writing this column hasn’t exactly been easy for me either. Take my mom, for instance. When she first started reading my stories, she was aghast that I remembered everything from my wild 1970’s upbringing when, clearly, she did not. Then she was horrified to learn that I knew anything about Ben Wa Balls.

But when I wrote about my grandmother, Mom made me read it at her farewell cocktail party, and when I wrote intimately about a bad past relationship, she said she finally got its significance. At last, there was an understanding between us. And it was probably the best compliment I’ve ever received.

You know, I’m surprised by your comments; if anything, this particular column about coital injuries was more anti-sex than smutty. Basically I was saying, “Hey people, this kind of doom and destruction can happen to you, too, should you decide to put the candle in the pumpkin!” And somehow, I just don’t think Hustler has a huge need for an article on fractured penises. But thanks, anyway, for the encouragement.

Newsflash, Monday, Oct. 16: I just found out that you merely read the first four words of my column before making your “outraged” calls. Frankly, I’m disappointed. Certainly, there are worse things to get riled up about than the words, “chafed vagina.”

Like, for example, global warming, the Bush Administration, cancer and, of course, actually having a chafed vagina.

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West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate!

Expires Dec. 31, 2006. For reservations call 877-7005

Sweet Life Fruit Company Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide.

Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (662-9338) www.mauifruitbasket.com

MODELS NEEDED! Pro photographer needs models for fitness, beauty & lifestyle assignments. $50 per hour.

Any age or ethnicity. Email photo, contact info and stats to ron@ronchapple.com Or mail a photo to RC Studios, P.O. Box 1758, Kihei, Hi.,96753. Just visiting, call (808) 874-5755

TOLL FREE 1-800-590-0133

Oct. 22nd

TeEn NiGhT

MAT #5266

for your cameras, ukuleles, big diamonds, fine watches, Hawaiiana, musical instruments, fine jewelry, & gold. Kamaaina Loan 242-5555

Maui: (808) 667-2774

Oct. 19th

Gail McClary to book a massage

HIGHEST CASH DOLLARS

42’ BERTRAM SPORTFISHERS

KONA: (808) 327-1265

Call

1819 S. Kihei Rd. Suite D-101, Kihei 874-5141

www.anti-agingmedicine.com

PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY

Ask about our Kaama’aina specials and package pricing

Located in Kukui Mall

Oct. 23rd

Grammy Nominee

Willie K

Oct. 24th

Oct. 25th

Ultra DOLLA BOLLA Fab DRINKS

with DJ SKINNY GUY & SOUTH MAUI DIVAS plus

PRE-HALLOWEEN PARTY

with

DJ LX & Boogie Man Productions