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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR WHERE’S MY SODA? I am writing this letter to explain my utter disgust in your lack of judgment in regards to the Eh Brah! I submitted (Sept. 28, 2006). Editing without permission is not something a person in your position should condone. Let alone editing a piece so poorly, that it elicits a reply suggesting violence against the writer. I, of course, am talking about the soda incident as I would hope you are well aware of. Now, I know you have no idea what I look like, or who the two guys I was with are, or even why it matters I tell you but let me explain. I was seeing that movie with my longtime boyfriend and his father (who by the way, also was in range to get soda thrown on him.) I am a small girl, I weigh about 100 lbs. and the fact that you allowed into print the statement that I, let alone anyone, should have been knocked out for laughing during a movie is so incredibly irresponsible that I almost can’t understand it. I don’t know if you have had a chance to see The Protector, but I can tell you it was one of the most asinine movies ever created. It’s as if the director tried to put every idea he could think of into a movie about an international ring of elephant smugglers while tripping on acid. Honestly, if you can’t laugh at that movie you really can’t laugh at anything. This current week’s response to my original (if you could call it that) piece printed two weeks ago honestly has me concerned for my safety (Eh Brah, Oct. 12, 2006). I feel that if you had printed my submission as written, the point I was making would have come across without sounding inflammatory and combative. You made it sound as if all I was trying to do with that was call the girl a bitch and what I do
not need is some passive aggressive jerk telling me anonymously I should grow up when they can’t even speak up for themselves and ask someone to quiet down in a theater. It was a piece about making people aware of the overwhelming urge to have their default for situations be anger and violence while keeping it light. By printing my edited piece, and its response, you blew the incident up larger than it needed to be. I’m going out on a limb here and thinking that you allowed the retort to print because you thought the conflict was funny. I’m curious to know if you heavily edited that submission as well. What really gets me worried is that you didn’t weigh the possible consequences of what you approved. Considering what was written, it’s obvious that this person knows what I look like and living on a small island, who’s to say they won’t enact some sort of vengeance against me. I can hear it now. But what does that have to do with me? Why should I care? Isn’t it nice to have the warning? It’s about journalistic integrity and accountability. By printing that response you condone assault regardless of its circumstances. I hope you treat this matter seriously and with respect because I most definitely am. Please disregard the shorter, Eh Brah! version I sent the other day; this is what I want you to hear and understand. Please learn from mistakes and apologize to your readers for making a mockery of something so threatening and significant. Remember, throw shakas, not soda. -Anonymous, via email The Editor responds: Now I see why that person threw a soda at you in the theater. See, I edited your original Eh Brah submission because it was what we in the newspaper business call “badly written.” It was full of spelling, grammatical and
punctuation mistakes, to say nothing of ambiguous and unclear sentences. Like you, most people who send in Eh Brahs aren’t professional writers, so I edit them—just like I had to fix all the grammatical, spelling and punctuation mistakes in the above letter. Here’s a tip for you: if you’re concerned about how an anonymous Eh Brah submission might appear in print, then don’t send it to me.
BOOTSIE? Read the candidate profile on Lance Bootsie Collins (Better Know a Candidate, Oct. 12, 2006) and I have to say it seems like he’s trying to come off as the smartest kid in the class (I’m a lawyer, I read books about Nietzsche, I read a book every other day, I could talk about indigenous people for hours, etc.). Real smooth if you’re talking to the admissions director at Princeton, but rather tone deaf to the great unwashed. Remember, the goal is to get elected, not accepted. Also, Bootsie is well fed, er, I mean well-funded by an Upcountry cabal of realtors. And speaking of such, maybe that’s Lance’s problem in a nutshell—he doesn’t seem real. -Henry Chianski, via email The Editor responds: Collins is funded by an “Upcounty cabal of realtors?” That’s interesting because his campaign finance reports—the latest having been
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filed on Oct. 14—seem to show that so far he’s taken $1,000 from Haiku realtor Mark Sheehan and no others. If that’s a cabal, it’s the weakest cabal I’ve ever seen. Am I wrong? I guess not, considering that you ignored my follow-up email asking for more information. But if I’m wrong, I’m still willing to look at what you’ve got. CORRECTION Editor Anthony Pignataro really shouldn’t lecture Eh Brah writers who can’t spell, since he managed to spell Councilwoman Michelle Anderson’s name wrong in our Sept. 28, 2006 cover story. The “Anderson” part he nailed, but it was the “Michelle” that threw him. Go figure. Anyway, he is very sorry.
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What Governor Linda Lingle said in an Oct. 18, 2006 Honolulu StarBulletin story about the state’s emergency broadcast station during the Oct. 15 earthquake: “I think we could’ve done a lot better. We think there is room for a lot of improvement there, and we’re hoping to bring in people from the stations themselves.”
What she didn’t say: It took an hour for emergency broadcast station KSSK to broadcast that the earthquake didn’t produce a tsunami wave, even though it would take such a wave less than half an hour to reach Maui and Oahu. As it was, the quake was smaller than a magnitude 6.9—which automatically triggers the state’s tsunami alert sirens— but residents didn’t know that at the time, and many were frantically spinning their radio dials in a vain attempt to find some information on the quake. After four years in office, you’d think someone in the administration would have thought to look into the state’s emergency broadcast system.
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ehbrah@mauitime.com The barber lied to you! Your hair looks like a 500-year-old Brillo pad. No wonder you shave your little dinky. Here’s a newsflash: the 1970’s are over and you’re 50, not 15, like the chicks you hit on. The old hippie look is over and deodorant is in. It’s embarrassing to go to the beach when you’re there because your mouth is so full of loud crap. And what are you doing at the beach anyway? Haven’t you noticed all that wrinkly fat under your chin that matches your pot belly? You’re beach rubbish. You need a tattoo that reads, “I’m musty, crusty and rusty—Don’t trust me.” Do us all a favor and move back to the mainland. Oh, and please stop calling me “Cuz”—we’re not related.
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Liquor Control Director Franklyn Silva is a funny guy. I can mean that in a whole bunch of ways, but here it’s literal—he can tell some funny stories. Like the one he told to the dozen or so gathered at the Oct. 19 Kiwanis Club meeting at Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway in Kahului.
MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Why should people vote for you? TONY FISHER: More than anything, because of my many years of life experience. I was in the computer industry my entire career. Not as a techie, but as a sales manager. I was also a Data Processing instructor at Glendale College, and I teach AARP drivers safety here on Maui. My main thing is experience. I’ve accomplished a lot of things.
“This actually happened,” he told the Kiwanis Club members as they silently finished their salads and barbecued chicken. Years ago his investigators got word that there was a soda machine dispensing beer for 75 cents in Lahaina. Apparently, it was quite popular with the kids. So the department went looking for the machine. It didn’t take them long to find, and sure enough, it was dispensing beer. So Silva went out and rented a truck, then drove out to the machine and seized it. Then he tracked down the owner and had him arrested for providing liquor to minors.
What’s the biggest problem facing your district? Education. But there are equal issues. We have an enormous senior population in South Maui facing problems of elder abuse and consumer fraud. Property tax reform is another one.
“The guy goes to court and the judge fines him $50,” Silva said. “And then he ordered us to return the machine. I had to go rent another truck.”
What do you intend to do about this? The Legislature has the responsibility to write legislation to fix these things. I’ve written legislation—the COMET reform and an ordinance pushing for auto insurance discounts. As far as education, I’d like to peel Maui County away from the rest of the state education system and evaluate whether more local control would get better results. I want to de-centralize school administration.
I’m a fan of Hawaiian Sovereignty. We’re never going back to 1893, but there has to be some sovereignty given to people of Hawaiian ancestry. Though I’m not sure how to do that. I have mixed feelings on the Akaka bill, and the last thing I want to see are Hawaiians on reservations. Okay, what do you think of when I say the word “Superferry?” Great idea, probably being poorly implemented. How about George W. Bush? He’s due the respect of any President of the United States. Like any president, he’s probably made
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some mistakes in office. Land Development? I’m neither a “let the developers do what they want” person or a “never build another house” person.
What are your feelings on Hawaiian Sovereignty?
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Tourism? Wonderful! It’s how I came here the first time. But the economy needs to be augmented by a high-tech process of industry. I’d like to see a Maui tech center, where thousands could work technical jobs. What’s the most difficult thing that ever happened to you? Going to college full-time while working two jobs.
went to school. He’s an old friend of mine, and his stories mention many of the streets and people I knew growing up. What’s your favorite thing about Maui? That’s a hard question because the list is so long! More than anything else, it’s the Aloha spirit. I grew up in Boston and lived in Southern California, and I prefer it here, doing things slow. I love the pace of life. It really is the greatest place in the world. MTW
Mostly Silva told the Kiwanis members—one of which was Adjudication Board Vice Chair Marilyn Chapman—a lot of background information about how the department is organized (two sections, administrative and enforcement), where it gets its marching orders (21st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which ended Prohibition but asked the states to regulate the sale of alcohol) and what exactly the department is doing (minor decoy sting operations, overservice investigation and “stakeouts” where investigators “dress in tank tops and slippers” and wait in parking lots for adults to buy kids booze). One guy asked why is alcohol impounded for 48 hours upon arrival in the state, and where it’s stored in that time. “It’s so Customs can take a look for tax purposes,” Silva said. “And there are two warehouses. One of the warehouses is in Makawao at my house.” What did I tell you? Funny guy.
What’s the last book you read? Short Stories by John Curry, the president of Northeastern University, where I
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WEDNESDAY, Oct. 18 Is it just me or is an 6.7 earthquake that statewide caused no deaths, no severe injuries, 48 minor injuries and $100 million in damages a bit small to get a “major disaster” declaration from President George W. Bush? Hey, I’m all for sucking on that federal emergency money teat, but come on. In 2005 Hurricane Katrina—another “major disaster”—killed more than 1,800 people and inflicted $81 billion in damages. Don’t like my logic? Well, then let’s look at how the good people at the Hawai`i Visitors and Convention Bureau (HVCB) are handling the crisis. Last spring, when it rained for more than a month, the HVCB—charged with marketing our fair islands to the mainland and the world—spent $500,000 selling Hawai`i as a great tourist destination despite the Great Deluge of ’06, according to the Honolulu StarBulletin. By contrast, today the paper reported that the bureau is shelling out just $6,000 on marketing postquake Hawai`i, and doesn’t see any need to spend much more.
Beats me. You?
FRIDAY, Oct. 20 Can you believe those fake headline ads Democratic Lt. Gov. candidate Malama Solomon was running? For a campaign starving for attention and money, it’s actually quite a brilliant move. Would papers be talking about Solomon and Governor candidate Randy Iwase if they hadn’t pulled such a bone-headed move? The problem, which no one has really mentioned yet, isn’t that the anti-Linda Lingle headlines in the TV spots were fake, but that they weren’t nearly fake enough. What campaign flunky thought plastering the bogus headline “Iraq War See No End In Sight” on the actual Honolulu Advertiser masthead was the best way to sock it to the Lingle camp? No wonder the Advertiser reacted with such outrage—I’d fire the editor who tried to put that gibberish on the front page. No, what Solomon and the Democrats should have done was put real fake headlines alleging all kinds of stuff about Lingle. And they don’t have to use a real newspaper masthead, either—this is the age of PhotoShop, people! Use your imagination! At the very least, fake newspapers can’t sue you. Anyway, come up with something like the Honolulu TimesChronicle and Morning Throwaway and then put it on screen above headlines screaming, “Lingle Cavorts with Space Aliens” or “Poll: 3 out of 4 Chimps Back Lingle.” Trust me: you do these things (and raise about $2 million in the next 48 hours) and you can’t lose.
SATURDAY, Oct. 21 Locked out.
SUNDAY, Oct. 22 Finally! At last! The mud throwing has actually begun! The race for Maui County Mayor is heating up! And the candidates— incumbent Alan Arakawa and challenger Charmaine Tavares—are sparring like gladiators, sparing no expense and giving no quarter. “The water department’s longterm goal has to be to look at East Maui, where the predominance of the water is, and move water around so you can bring water to all the different communities,”
The controversial monk seal, in action Arakawa says in today’s Maui News of his plan to connect all the island’s various water systems. Naturally, Tavares wasn’t going to take such language, and responded with equal nastiness. “I think the main objection is he’s going forward and pursuing this circular system without any input from the community or the County Council,” she said, displaying her usual brash, devil-may-care style. According to the story, Tavares also said Arakawa’s plan was “illegal” because it didn’t mesh with the county’s current Water Use and Development Plan. Damn! And there’s still more than two weeks to go before the election! It’s going to be a wild ride.
MONDAY, Oct. 23 Hell of a Maui News story yesterday on reelected—largely because no one ran against her—Board of Education member Mary Cochran. The paper quoted a bunch of state and local school officials who called her “passionate,” “assertive,” “excellent,” “excellent,” “passionate,” “passionate,” “passionate” and “OK.” I get it—people like her and think she’s passionate. Of course, the paper quoted others saying Cochran was “brash,” “assertive,” “aggressive” and “rustic,” though I’m not really sure what the deal was with that last one. Clearly, Cochrane is controversial. So why did no one run against her? Sure, Cochrane has pushed for increased funding for Maui schools, and succeeded in getting the state to make a future Kihei High School a greater priority, but is that why
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no one stepped forward to take her on? And how about the time—January of this, actually—when Cochran flew off the handle at a board meeting after “broken glass and rearranged bleachers” appeared at Lahaina Intermediate? Cochrane, worried over a dope epidemic, wanted the cops to let loose a pack of drug-sniffing dogs on the school. “Don’t waste time,” she said, according to the Honolulu Advertiser. “Go for it. What’s the worst thing that’s going to happen? You’re going to get your wrist slapped or you’re going to get sued.” Did I mention Cochran is an attorney?
TUESDAY, Oct. 24 Boy, that Governor’s race sure got interesting in a hurry. First Iwase started bashing Lingle for her response to the big earthquake. Then Lingle fired back that Iwase didn’t know what he was talking about. Then we had that whole TV ad fight. Is anyone surprised that we’re now fighting over baby monk seals? “The Lingle/Aiona campaign is issuing patently untrue press statements on their website claiming falsely that Malama Solomon and I are for killing baby monk seals,” states a Randy Iwase press release sent out yesterday. “This is nothing but pure sensationalism and entirely untrue, and should be removed from their website.” What started this was an Oct. 19 release from the Lingle campaign saying that a flyer distributed by Iwase and Solomon “states their support for lay net fishing [which recently killed a baby monk seal], and falsely accuses Governor Lingle’s Administration for ‘proposing rules to ban the use of traditional lay net fishing (including pai pai and moi moi).’” Naturally, both sides say they support “traditional” fishing practices as well as deny that they want to see those cute little baby monk seals slaughtered in cruel gillnets. Do politics get any better than this? I hope not. Anthony Pignataro would run for public office, but too many people already know about him. MTW
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Know Your Candidates! By Anthony Pignataro
T
he 2006 General Election is less than two weeks away. And what a campaign it’s been—full of cheerful, smiling candidates who waved at you as they stood on the roadside and stayed true to their promise not to sling any mud or talk any trash about their opponents. Thank God it’s nearly over. Seriously, I can’t remember another election this dull. Other states and counties have more than their fair share of mud-slinging and sleazy ads. Why can’t we? Anyway, here’s our guide to the federal, state and local races that most affect you Maui voters (Councilmembers Michelle Anderson,
Riki Hokama and Danny Mateo are absent because they ran unopposed and are pretty much already reelected). Our hope is that you’ll read through it, find some folks you like, and then go out and vote for them. But failing that, you can always zero in on the candidates you hate and then vote for their opponents. Either way, it’s all part of the magic we call Democracy. Voting takes place on Tuesday, Nov. 7, but from now until Nov. 4 you can vote early at the County Clerk’s office, which is located on the 7th floor of the Kalana O Maui Building, 200 S. High Street, Wailuku. For more information call 270-7749.
(The political party abbreviations listed below are as follows: D=Democrat; R=Republican; L=Libertarian; G=Green; N=Nonpartisan; NS=Nonpartisan Special)
U.S. Senate
“The military owns twenty-five percent of
he said, by our joke that he was “prob-
Hawaiian land,” he wrote in his official
ably in the race just to get chicks”
AKAKA, Daniel K. (D)
candidate statement. “Our Congressional
(“The Fighting Second,” Sept. 14,
delegation supports the militarization of
2006)—Wilcox said he was a 65-year-
political friends and allies from here to
Hawai`i, proclaiming that military pres-
old unemployed Hawaiian “minister of
eternity, Akaka—like fellow Senator
ence promotes economic growth.
Jesus Christ” who had been working
Dan Inouye—can basically hold onto
Instead, cost of living escalates and the
security at various Westside hotels but
his seat until he dies. On most issues a
ecology becomes destroyed… Militarism
had been let go following the closure
solid progressive, Akaka did anger the
devalues the individual and glorifies the
of the Kapalua Bay Hotel and now
environmental crowd by voting to allow
State. Our consciousness must reverse
lived at the Ukumehame camp-
oil drilling in Alaska’s Arctic National
this process.”
grounds. “I’m running for the poor
Very kind, very personable, with
people, the homeless,” he said. “We
Wildlife Refuge. Fresh from beating back insurgent Congressman Ed Case in the Primary Election, Akaka is extremely well funded and supported.
THIELEN, Cynthia (R)
need to build all new public housing. Development has gotten out of hand.
Drafted by Governor Lingle and the
I’m strictly for the poor.” (NOTE:
Republican Machine hours after inca-
Wilcox didn’t make it onto the ballot,
pacitated candidate Jerry Coffee won
MALLAN, Lloyd Jeffrey (L) This 63-year-old Libertarian candidate
the nomination, Thielen, 73, has repre-
Bob Hogue
but if you like, write him in!)
sented Windward Oahu in the state
from Pittsburgh who now lives in Kapa`a
House since 1990. She apparently feels
wants an end to what he calls the “milita-
the way to beat Akaka is to run to the
rization” of both Hawai`i and the U.S.
left of him: opposing oil drilling in Alaska, asking for a rewrite of Bush Administration baby No Child Left Behind and demanding more affordable housing. She currently has virtually no campaign money and about the same chance of beating Akaka.
U.S. Representative Congressional District 11
to the War in Iraq and tax breaks for
Governor
“the top two percent richest people.” And she considers the Bush Administration to be “flat Earth people” who “need to have more checks
BREWER, Jim (G) Perennial candidate Brewer is a public access television producer and a
and balances.”
HOGUE, Bob (R) Hogue parrots Bush Administration policies, which the last time I checked included the assertion that the CIA should be able to torture whoever it sees fit. He also supports continuing the War in Iraq indefinitely. Do you really need to know more?
HIRONO, Mazie K. (D)
Mazie K. Hirono
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A former state legislator and
WILCOX, Robert K., IV (N)
Lieutenant Governor, Hirono isn’t
Wilcox has kept very quiet during
afraid to label herself a “liberal.” She’s
the campaign, refusing to talk with
pro-environment, pro-choice, wants a
any reporters. But in an exclusive
hike in the minimum wage and an end
interview with Maui Time—spurred,
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Ozell Daniel
SOLOMON, Malama (D) LINGLE, Linda (R)
Consider Solomon the choice of the
The $6 million incumbent. Really, if
She’s pro-labor—and thus pro-develop-
now, after more than a year of me writ-
ment. She was a state Senator for 16
ing those little Cunning Lingle
years and an Office of Hawaiian Affairs
columns, then you’re hopeless.
trustee for two.
Lt. Governor
ZHAO, Li (L)
AIONA, James R., Jr. (Duke) (R)
Waipahu, Zhao has an interesting
Born in China but now living in approach to running for office: “God created the perfect world and He creat-
Duke says he’s been a “hands-on” lieutenant governor, which I think is one step above a “pro-active First Lady” in terms of power and authority. After four years in office, his greatest achievement
Linda Lingle
remains the time he spent back in 1996
many of our citizens, a stint in jail,”
wants environmental issues addressed
he says on his official campaign state-
in a forceful manner and corporate
ment. “I turned that around and now
ed us in his own image and gave us freedom and rights,” she wrote in her official campaign statement. “He even allows us to choose not to believe in Him. But the government is acting as a replacement for God and taking our
as the state’s first Drug Court judge. Green Party member, which means he
Hawai`i Democratic Party’s old guard.
you don’t know anything about her by
natural rights away.”
ING, Renee (G) Like Green Party running mate Jim
money banned from public office. It’s
joke that [at] least I have gotten my
Brewer, this former Honolulu Parks
hard to argue with that, though it
time in jail out of the way before serv-
and Recreation director is a public
would be nice if the Greens in
ing in elective office.” As a
access TV producer. “Every other mod-
Hawai`i—or anywhere else in the U.S.,
Libertarian, Daniel wants “a stream-
ern, industrialized country has univer-
for that matter—put forward stronger
lined government that doesn’t waste
sal healthcare—for everyone—because
campaigns. As it is, Brewer has little
taxpayer money” or “impose itself on
it’s a more efficient, cost-effective,
money, organization or chance.
citizens.” Now that’s funny.
humane way to deliver healthcare,” she says in her official candidate statement
DANIEL, Ozell (L) Daniel is the kind of guy the
IWASE, Randy (D) Far more popular with labor unions
about an important issue that’s gotten little play this election. “Their average
American people always say they want
than environmentalists, Iwase is a for-
per person healthcare cost is almost
in public office, but rarely ever vote
mer Deputy Attorney General,
$3,000 compared to our almost
for. Raised in Detroit, 35-year-old
Honolulu City Councilman, state
$6,000 per person. And though they
Daniel is a comedian, auto mechanic
Senator and Hawai`i Labor and
pay half per person what we pay, they
and Honolulu resident who’s running
Industrial Relations Appeals Board
get better healthcare overall.”
on his experience in both the U.S.
chairman. He also personifies the
Army and jail. “My life has been start
“Democratic Machine” the Republicans
and go, including a tough urban
love to rail against. Old Boy or not,
childhood and unfortunately, like
Iwase is currently starving for cam-
Li Zhao
paign money in his bid to topple incumbent Linda Lingle.
“Growing up in the camps of Pu‘unene taught me strong family and community values.”
Pat believes in our island community, by working together we can: Secure shoreline access,open space & recreational areas, while protecting our natural resources for the future generations to come. Provide truly affordable homes and rentals for our island families.
Randy Iwase
Preserve our diverse cultures and ensure a quality future for all our children in Maui County. Require infrastructure improvements prior to approving more development in Maui Nui.
“I would be honored to serve the people of Maui County with integrity, common sense and a homegrown love of my island community.” Paid for by Friends of PAT BORGE for Council • P.O. Box 210 Makawao, HI 96768 • 808-573-5511 • pat@makenastables.com
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State Representative – District 8
and he’s come out in favor of a Kihei
State Representative – District 10
CERIZO, Tom (R)
AZMAN, Ben (R)
Cerizo’s owned an insurance agency
A Lahaina medical doctor, Azman
for 31 years. He’s also a family man.
wants wacky things like a widened
“My wife Claire and I raised 4 children
Honoapi`ilani Highway “so that we are
who eventually all graduated from
not isolated whenever the present road
mainland universities with college
is closed due to fires or accidents.”
degrees,” he wrote in his official candidate statement. “It was a painful
MCKELVEY, Angus (D)
ordeal.” That probably explains a lot
Son of longtime Republican activist
about why he wants tax cuts and more
and Lahaina News founder Joan
affordable rentals.
Angus McKelvey
SOUKI, Joe (D) You want Old Boy Maui Democrat? Look no further than Joe, who’s been in
surf, kitesurf and every other kind of
the state House since 1982. His current
surf boards out there scaring all the
roster of campaign contributors
fishes away but they blame our nets,
includes some old names as well:
and now they are trying to make it so
Dowling Co. ($1,875); Hawai`i
that we have to go and register all our
Superferry ($1,000); Pacific Rim Land
nets with the Department of Land and
Co. ($1,500); Alexander & Baldwin PAC
Natural Resources… This is our island
($650); Maui Land & Pineapple ($500).
home. This doesn’t belong to the transplanted surfers from all over the
State Representative – District 9 KAHULA, Henry P., Jr. (R) Kahula has a virtually non-existent campaign, but he’s passionate about Hawaiian rights. “When the hippies took our opihi and sold the shells to make money, laws were made after they left to tell us what opihi we can pick,” he wrote in a letter to the Honolulu Star-Bulletin, published July 26 of this year. “There are wind-
world. Why not register all their surf-
High School, and that’s probably a good thing as well. He’s also a retired computer industry exec and former president of the AARP’s South Maui chapter. But more important than any of that is the fact that Fisher used to play minor league ball for the Boston Celtics.
State Representative – District 12 GOODIN, Wesley (R) A former federal bureaucrat and cur-
McKelvey and husband of failed 2004 10th District candidate Greta “Mo
rent account exec with The Gas
Bettah” McKelvey, Angus wants the
“true upcountry boy”—that would be
state to declare a State of Emergency
Goodin, I’m assuming—can represent the 12th District.
concerning West Maui traffic. Good
Company, Goodin believes that only a
luck getting that one past Lingle’s desk.
State Representative – District 11
YAMASHITA, Kyle T. (D) Just finishing up his first term in
BERTRAM, Joe III (D) This represents perennial candidate,
boards too? Don’t forget who took
former Maui Planning Commissioner
what from whom!”
and local gadfly Joe Bertram’s best shot at getting elected. Bertram heads
NAKASONE, Bob (D) Nakasone’s held this seat since 1992.
Greenways Maui, which promotes more open space and bikeways throughout
Before that he was a five-term Maui
the island, and he’s pushed the
County Councilmember. Today’s he’s
Greenways line at just about every
the House Majority Whip, a pretty
County Council and Planning
powerful job requiring him to get the
Commission hearing he can get into.
backbenchers in line before votes. When he’s not scaring the hell out of rookie legislators, Nakasone runs
FISHER, Tony (R) Fisher, 73, has written the proposed
Ameritone-Maui, a paint distributor
COMET charter amendment on proper-
with stores in Lahaina and Kahului.
ty tax reform, and that’s a good thing,
Joe Bertram III
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perfect example. Arakawa repeatedly
sure what that means. When asked by
said that treatment methods made the
The Maui News why she thought she
well water perfectly safe to drink, and
was better than incumbent Arakawa,
produced three scientists to back up
her answer was a model of ambiguity:
his claim. But the council—led on this
“I don’t know that I can do a better
issue by Michelle Anderson—insisted
job,” she said. “I just want to put myself
that the County’s Water Department
out there and if the people think I can
explore other options. Public opinion
do it, it’s up to them.” If she loses, look
lay largely with the council and
for her to open a new bowling alley.
Arakawa ultimately backed down— sometimes, scientific evidence isn’t enough to soothe worried nerves.
TAVARES, Charmaine (NS) Consider Tavares a big question
KALALAU, Sam (NS)
mark. The top vote-winner in the
Alan M. Arakawa
September Primary, Tavares is a fiveterm Council Member representing Upcountry, a former County Parks offi-
office, Yamashita’s big claim to fame is “securing $12 million for the widening of Haleakala Highway.” Does anyone on this island really think that of all the roads and highways on Maui, Haleakala is the one that needs widening?
State Representative – District 13
Maui County Mayor ARAKAWA, Alan M. (NS) Arakawa’s a rarity—an intelligent technocrat who managed to get himself elected mayor. He’s thoughtful and efficient and has methodically and sci-
Maui County Council – East Maui
cial and the daughter of former Mayor Hannibal Tavares. A nominal Republican, Tavares has nonetheless won the endorsements of five labor unions and U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye (D, Hawai`i). A lot of her campaign
A 25-year county employee, Kalalau is currently a Highway Supervisor as well as chairman of the Maui County Cultural Resources Commission. He’s also a “part time farmer,” Vietnam Vet and former member of the Maui County Board of Variances and Appeals, which I hear was party-central when Kalalau sat there.
promises include pledges to “work with the council,” though no one is quite
entifically addressed numerous environmental concerns facing the island that his predecessors preferred to ignore. The problem with such an
CARROLL, Mele (D) Appointed by Governor Lingle in
approach is that it sometimes misses the intangible, gut reactions from vot-
January 2005 when then-
ers that smooth-talking back-slappers
Representative Sol Kaho`ohalahala
seem to feel instinctively. Arakawa’s
became executive director of the
reaction to the County Council’s move
Kaho`olawe Island Reserve
to ban any use of the pesticide-con-
Commission, Carroll is just finishing
taminated Hamakuapoko Wells is a
up her first term. A former assistant to both Mayor Alan Arakawa and state Senator J. Kalani English, Carroll has bipartisan support that’s pretty hard to come by.
DAVIS, Ron (R) Davis spent 32 years as a Maui County firefighter, including eight as Molokai’s fire chief. He actually won this seat (when it was the old 7th District) back in 2000 in a surprise upset over Kaho`ohalahala, who promptly took it back in 2002. He wants Republican stuff and a chance to give a voice to Molokai in the state House.
Charmaine Tavares
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MEDEIROS, Bill (Kauakea) (NS) Endorsed by organized labor and retiring Councilmember Bob Carroll, Medeiros will probably be a lot like Carroll if he gets elected: someone eminently gracious and agreeable,
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but who will ultimately do what the land developers want.
Maui County Council – West Maui JOHNSON, Jo Anne (NS)
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One of the most popular elected officials on the island, Johnson wants slow growth, clean water and honest government. Local developers despise
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After extensive candidate interviews, the Ohana Coalition has announced its choices for the upcoming general election on Tuesday, November 7th. The non-partisan Ohana Coalition is made up of concerned Maui citizens (small business people, students and individuals from throughoutthecountyofMauiwho know that the average citizen is often too busy to study all the candidates and the issues) . The ohana Coalition interviews Maui County and State candidates, each election cycle, to see who would best represent the interests of Maui County residents and then informs the voting public of its endorsement . The Coalition supports candidates that stand for: affordable housing; protecting our waters, cultural sites, reefs and cultural lands; promoting self-sufficiency in food and energy production; freedom from control by Big Money interests and ending the ice epidemic on Maui. In the days ahead, an all-out effort will be made to inform the general public of the Ohana C o a l i t i o n ’s e n d o r s e m e n t s , according to Ed Lindsey, the president of the Coalition. More information about the Ohana Coalition is available online at: ohanacoalition.org
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tions and has also gone out of her way to refuse even consideration for a Chamber of Commerce endorsement.
A very nice and well-meaning but politically naïve 28-year-old
Maui County Council – Wailuku-WaiheeWaikapu CABEBE, Rogelio Sr. (Rudy) (NS)
Lahainaluna/Concordia University
A t-shirt screener, golfer and gui-
graduate, Rockett runs a coffee cart
tarist with no previous political expe-
with her husband and sister in the
rience. He wants to bring a
Mahana Resort on the Westside. She
“Chinatown atmosphere” (that could
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be good or bad, I suppose) to
attention to the fact that the island’s
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Wailuku Town and affordable hous-
lack of affordable housing is forcing
ing to working families.
Kahului - Lance Collins East Maui - Sam Kalalau
her generation to take two and three jobs. “I think [incumbent] Jo Anne Johnson is a great lady,” she said when I asked her to name her oppo-
Makawao, Ha`iku, Paia - Pat Borge
nent’s biggest failing. “I think she
Upcountry - Galdys Baisa
does a great job. I’m not going to
Wailuku, Waihe`e - Mike Victorino
say anything negative about her.”
West Maui - Jo Anne Johnson Moloka`i - Danny Mateo South Maui - Michelle Anderson Maui County Mayor: Charmaine Tavares State Legislature: District 10 - Angus McKelvey (D) District 11 - Dual Endorsement Joe Bertram (D) or Tony Fisher (R) District 13 - Mele Carrol (D) Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA): Blossom Feiteira Paid for by the Ohana Coalition Maui, P.O. Box 791606 Paia, HI 96779
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Sam Kalalau
Pat Borge
VICTORINO, Mike (NS)
represented the pro-Akaku faction of
A former Maui County Fair
the Akaku board members in their
Director, current chairman of the
big legal dispute, various residents
Board of Water Supply and father of
outraged at the county Planning
Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Shane
Department’s waivers for the big
Victorino, Mike won more than
Maui Lani development and that one
18,000 votes in the Primary Election,
woman who sued her South Maui
which ended up being nearly 15,000
homeowners association for fining
more votes than Kalalau, his nearest
her because she posted an Ed Case
competitor. He also somehow man-
sign inside her front window. Collins
aged to score an `Ohana Coalition
also sat on the Liquor Control
endorsement despite his accepting
Adjudication Board for nearly a year,
big money contributions from devel-
loudly—but often fruitlessly—com-
opers like Dowling Co. ($1,000) and
plaining against what he saw as the
Alexander & Baldwin’s PAC ($1,000).
department’s “unfair” treatment of liquor licensees.
Maui County Council – Kahului COLLINS, Lance D. (NS) As a private attorney, Collins has
PONTANILLA, Joe (NS) A Maui County Councilman since 2002, Pontanilla exemplifies the goalong, get-along guy the big land developers love to have sit on the council. One of his biggest accomplishments? A two-cent per gallon reduction in the county fuel tax. Yup, Pontanilla’s one of the guys who cut the price of a gal-
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VICTORINO, MICHAEL MAUI COUNTY COUNCIL Wailuku — Waihee — Waikapu “I am running for office because I believe serving on the County Council would be a great opportunity to work to improve the quality of life for our families, and to keep Maui County a strong and vibrant community in which to live.”
lon of Maui gas from $3.69 to $3.67.
Maui County Council – Makwao-HaikuPaia BORGE, Pat (NS) Makawao cowboy Borge runs Makena Stables and wants develop-
Lance Collins
ers to build more affordable homes and pay higher traffic mitigation fees.
We need to build affordable homes for working people. We need to work to develop new water sources. We need to work with law enforcement to reduce crime We need to sustain Maui’s important agriculture industry We need to improve healthcare and services for seniors We need to work on ethanol production, renewable energy, solar We need to provide safer & better parks for our youth We need smart growth for development & infrastructure I HUMBLY ASK FOR YOUR VOTE MAHALO ILWU, UPW, HGEA, Carpenters Union, IBEW, Labors Union, Ohana Coalition, Operator Engineers, Sierra Club, Hawaii Coalition of Conservative Voters, Maui Chamber of Commerce, Realtors Association of Maui, Maui Contractors Association, Fire Fighters Union. Paid for by Michael Victorino for Maui County Council P.O. Box 3085, Wailuku, HI, 96793
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“Long time residents are being forced
Maui Land & Pineapple, Alexander &
to move away,” he wrote in his candi-
Baldwin’s PAC and the Ukumehame-
date statement. “It’s time for the peo-
developing Pacific Rim Land Co have
ple of Maui to get their fair share and
all stepped in with $500 and $1,000
benefit from the development.”
checks. In fact, longtime A&B consultant Mercer “Chubby” Vicens has
MOLINA, Mike (NS)
been running her campaign. Such a
Except for authoring County
background suggests that, if elected,
Charter Amendment 2 (which is
she’ll be fair but also quite friendly to
good, I’ll give you that), I can’t think
the land development lobby.
of a single thing this guy has done in office except cash lots of campaign checks from all the big landowners
FASI, Paul F. (NS) The son of former Honolulu Mayor
and developers who have business
Frank Fasi, Paul is a Kula resident,
before the council.
Maui County planner and father of four boys. He’s refused all endorse-
Maui County Council – Upcountry BAISA, Gladys Coelho (NS) Executive director of Maui Economic Opportunity for 37 years until her retirement last December, Baisa also boasts membership in more than 75 community service organizations. Extremely popular with virtually everyone on the island,
Ai Kea for Kihei!
she’s grabbed both an `Ohana Coalition endorsement as well as big developer money: Dowling Company,
ments and campaign contributions. “Don’t give me money, give me your vote,” he says. He also wants a moratorium on all “million dollar residences” until enough affordable housing is constructed to meet demand, a building moratorium in Kula until water capacity is increased, fixing the road to Kahakaloa instead of widening Honapi’ilani Highway to alleviate Westside traffic and expanding our current bus system. “I just scratch my head when I read the paper,” he said when I asked him why he’s running. “What are these guys thinking?” MTW
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We Score the Ballot Measures!
By Anthony Pignataro
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his year’s ballot includes five state constitutional amendments and three county charter amendments. Without exception, they’re complex and confusing. To save you time, effort and heartache, we’ve compiled a brief summary of each and our explanation of how we’ll vote on them:
State of Hawai`i Constitutional Amendments 1. Modify the appointment process for the Board of Regents
YES
Right now it’s up to our governor alone to fill any vacancies in the University of Hawaii Board of Regents. She (or he, should the case arise) simply uses her own criteria whenever it comes time to put someone new on the panel. If this amendment passes, it will create a new Candidate Advisory Council which will give the governor “a pool of qualified candidates” from which to choose. Republicans say this will diminish our governor’s powers, which is exactly why we should do this. When left alone, a governor has the potential to botch these types of nominations, whether by installing a crony or just picking a fool. Remember the Bev Hardin fiasco? Regardless of whether Lingle’s governor or not, it does no real harm to provide outside expertise and advice to UH Regent nominations.
2. Establishment of a Salary Commission
NO
Always beware of political officials or lobbyists who want to make government more efficient—government should be slow, plodding and inefficient. It’s not a business, it’s a provider of social services and security, all paid for by taxpayer dollars. Anyway, this amendment would consolidate the state’s three salary commissions (executive, legislative and judicial) into one super commission. Were we drowning in reports that having three salary commissions instead of one was bringing the state to its knees, I’d say we should take a look at this. But we’re not, so we shouldn’t.
3. Remove the mandatory retirement age for state justices and judges
YES
Finally, an easy one. As it stands, all state judges have to leave the bench when they reach the age of 70. This is called “age discrimination,” and it’s dumb, especially in a time when life expectancy has stretched to nearly 80 years. In the U.S. as a whole, 29 states—more than half!—have no mandatory retirement age. The federal judiciary, which includes the U.S. Supreme Court, also has no retirement age. If we’re not forcing duffers from the highest court in the land, why should we in Hawai`i?
4. Sexual assault against minors
HELL NO
What happened, did Nancy Grace write this one? This amendment would remove the provision that jury verdicts must be unanimous in deciding which three incidents constitute a “continuing course of conduct in continuous sex assault crimes against minors younger than fourteen years of age.” This is really nefarious—clearly, in their zeal to punish people for the heinous crime of continually raping children, the drafters have slashed one of the basic guarantees of due process—a requirement that juries be unanimous in all of their decisions. And that’s as slippery a slope as they come. By the way, if this sounds familiar, it’s because it was on the ballot two
years ago, passed overwhelmingly and was then overturned by the courts.
5. Issue bonds for agricultural enterprises
NO
Is it really necessary for the state to hand out tax-free bonds to “agricultural enterprises”—read: agribusiness—in addition to industrial enterprises, public utilities, healthcare facilities, early childhood education facilities, affordable housing programs and non-profit schools? I don’t think so.
County of Maui Charter Amendments
YES
1. Split the Department of Public Works and Environmental Management into two departments? I guess this is okay. Public Works would deal with county roads, housing ordinances, proposed subdivisions and flood control while Environmental Management would take care of waste management, sewers and such. Plus, it’ll really boost the local business card industry. If it doesn’t work, we can always mash the two together again.
2. Transfer at least two percent of county property tax revenues into a special affordable housing fund?
YES
Just like the current Open Space Fund, this would set aside revenue for affordable housing. It would use only existing county monies and not require an increase in taxes. Of the money in the fund, fully 97 percent must go towards setting up actual housing, with no more than three percent available for “administrative expenses.” The real question here is why it took so long for this to come about.
3. Change the filing time for personal injury claims against the county?
NO
If this passes, people will have just six months to file personal injury claims against the county instead of the current two years. If anything, citizens should have more time to file claims against the government. MTW
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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM
Pita Paradise Where South Maui touches the Mediterranean hen I moved to Kihei two months ago, more than one friend said that I’d love living in a place with so many great restaurants. I suppose they’re right, though I haven’t even come close to trying them all, mostly because I’ve been spending much of my time at Pita Paradise. Tucked away in a corner of the Triangle on South Kihei Road, Pita Paradise is a fantastic little café that serves a wide variety of Mediterranean dishes. Well known to local residents, it surprised me when I walked by it one recent weekend as I was hunting for a non-burger lunch. Much too hot and humid to sit on the outdoor deck, I found a small table inside, not far from a hanging photo of a sidewalk café somewhere in Europe, and ordered a Grilled Veggie Pita. Though it came with my choice of cheese—parmesan, mozzarella, feta or cheddar-jack—I opted to keep it to just the grilled zucchini, onions, mushrooms, bell peppers and tomatoes that it usually contains and drown the whole thing in their tangy ziziki sauce. I also opted for a side of roasted red potatoes—thick, tender wedges dusted with herbs that disappeared much too quickly from my plate—though you can also get any of the place’s pitas served with a scoop of delicate, authentic rice pilaf. It’s amazing how many lunch items Pita Paradise offers—pitas stuffed with steak and Kula onions, teriyaki chicken or gyro meat; fresh fish kabobs; salads topped with lamb or chicken. But it wasn’t until I’d been in there two or three times that I noticed they had an entirely separate dinner menu. Grabbing two friends, we went in one recent Monday night. We began with a Pitza appetizer—a
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toasted flatbread disk topped with mozzarella, feta, cheddar-jack cheese, basil and tomato. Heidi, seriously contemplating the Veggie Platter— salad, sautéed vegetables, falafel, roasted potatoes and more toasted pita bread—instead ordered a Caesar Salad, which she relished. But unable to get the platter out of her mind, she went back on a later night and relished it.
Pita Paradise 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7679. Open Mon.-Sun. Lunch served 11 a.m.-5 p.m.; Dinner served 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. $
Joe opted for a heaping bowl of Chicken Mushroom Pasta. He dug into it, amazed at the chicken’s juiciness. Just as juicy were the lamb kabobs I ordered, which also came with side orders of sautéed vegetables and rice pilaf. There’s something about Mediterranean cuisine— plates stacked with vegetables instead of meat, though when they do cook meat they use stuff like lamb— and always served with plenty of olive oil, garlic and flatbread. The only thing I never cared for was feta cheese, and especially Greek chefs tend to crumble feta over just about everything.
Like most Mediterranean cuisine places, Pita Paradise stretches its menu to cover other foods—hence the Flat Iron Steak, Kalua Pork Pita, potato skins. I suppose eventually every restaurant in the U.S. will balance out and sell just about everything. Until that happens, Pita Paradise will remain the place to go on Maui for (mostly) Mediterranean food. MTW
The Greek Salad with Pita (above) and Baklava dessert (below)
DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-
Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8
8:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-
p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku,
8774.$
242-8580. $
Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and
Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European,
plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana
Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace,
Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japanese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30
American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335
Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St.,
Wailuku, 244-8282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $
p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440
Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and
Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $
local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.;
Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop,
Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9
Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $
p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului,
Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.
877-2400. $
Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-
Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily,
1850. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani
Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$
11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395
Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355
Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $
E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $
Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-
Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7
Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,
a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks,
Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha
Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St.,
Kahului, 871-7782. $
pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275
Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele
St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-
4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-
5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui
Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready
L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-
5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono
St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$
to pick up. They even deliver.150 Hana
Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10
Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$
p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$
Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store.
Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6
But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar,
p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.
and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7
Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F,
a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd,
6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092
Kahului, 877-2661. $
Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $
Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cui-
Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F,
sine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30
7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30
a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului,
p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $
877-7461. $$
Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who
El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8
call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-
p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku,
9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave,
244-5993. $
Kahului, 877-0706. $
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Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.
sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4
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Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9
p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $
p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center,
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6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.
Ohana Cafe - Healthy breakfast and lunch comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main
St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $
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Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods every night. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach
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sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.
70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $
Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-
Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch
9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahu-
take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10
manu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $
p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $
Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai in a casual gar-
Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu,
den setting. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30
saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30
p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$
p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $
Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable
Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar.
Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service.
2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$
M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30
Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew,
p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$
along with seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10
Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. MTh, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11
a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $
p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $
Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable
Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian
Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St.,
food. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani
Wailuku, 242-7928. $
St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $
Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava
Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th,
with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10
7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7
a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $
a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-
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Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,
0828. $
chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,
Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American.
874-0788. $
8 a.m.-3 p.m. and 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N.
Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9
Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $
p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $
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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmos-
Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30
Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7
Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian
phere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-
p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-
a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd,
shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.
8800. $$
1368. $
Kihei, 879-9033. $
Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-
Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern
Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Nightly, 5:30-
Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural
0414. $
Italian cuisine and full wine list. M-Sa, 5-9
10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100.
food store with a salad bar and healthy pre-made
Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.
p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$
$$
options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-
2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-
Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan.
4356. $
5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$
Daily, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei
Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and
Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!
“food for gringos.” M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E.
Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa,
Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $
11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The
Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro
gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $
Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.
BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei
Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center,
Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and
Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $
Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m.
Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, par-
Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$
fait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. Daily,
Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-
1811. $$ food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-
Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream
7782. $
Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $
cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, sal-
Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and
ads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30
more. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395
Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low
p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-
S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $
salt and wheat free. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S.
7668. $
Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or din-
Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sand-
ner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $
Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7
wiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty
Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot
a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $
Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $
Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating,
p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $
hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. Daily, 5 a.m.-2
Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.
Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with
p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $
Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea,
vegetarian items and daily specials. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-
L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani
875-1234. $$
9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,
Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $
9299. $$
Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa,
Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor
Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village,
244-5426. $$
Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four
Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $
Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,
Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$
Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $
Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m.
1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $
10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar -
a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$
Wailea, 879-7224. $$$
dogs, potato salad and saimin. Daily, 11 a.m.-10
sine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-
Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish
elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh
much everything. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m.
875-2910. $
Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$
pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. Daily, 8
1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $
Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cui-
Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei
Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian
Kihei, 875-6400. $
9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $
Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10
Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei
p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n
Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $
Blue Ahi and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food
Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30
service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-
a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $
9944. $
Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8
Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish
Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sand-
featuring Pacific Rim seafood. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960
Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-
p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $
wiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus
S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$
9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$
Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selec-
coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S.
Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and din-
Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and
tion of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.;
Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $
ner. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,
continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai
Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-
Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare
891-8600. $
Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$
0813. $
according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m.
Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, sal-
Marco’s South Side Grill - Italian food and excel-
Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.
5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-
ads, entrees and daily specials. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.
lent wines. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei
Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303
1111. $$
2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$
Rd., 874-4041. $$
Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$
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DININGLISTINGS Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim din-
Vietnamese
ing, sushi bar and late night menu. Su-M, 5-
Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.
10 p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:30-
Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$
1:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K
Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-
Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary
11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234.
Italian cuisine dining near the water’s edge.
$$
4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$
Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd.,
Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-
Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49
10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K
Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $
875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads,
Cuisine
-
Vietnamese
with
subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-
4994. $
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Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily,
Dickenson Square 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina 661-7082
Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa,
71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $
Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious
8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $
Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30
Café
Delicious
crepes
and
Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $
me baby, yeah! Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.
Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8
South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers,
a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $
575-9242. $
sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily,
Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and
11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'til midnight! Kihei
Makawao’s favorite deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-
Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $
Kalama Village, 874-6444. $
9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$
Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by
Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and
world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck.
healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. Daily, 7
Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons
a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K
Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,
Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort
Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei
Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $
Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot and salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. $ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $
charming atmosphere. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd.,
sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list.
Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $
Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,
879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m.
1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at
Wailea, 875-9983. $$$
Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak,
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Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-
9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810
Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $
WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl.,
Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-
4051. $
Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $
Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua,
Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restau-
669-6200. $$$
rant with sweeping views of the island. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala
Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,
878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.;
Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.
730 Front St., 661-0700. $
F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $
Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina,
20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161.
Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily,
661-9491. $$
$
6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-
p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m.
W W W . B I G WAV E C A F E . C O M
Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $
tofu. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin
Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7
Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.
Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a
Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and
soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials.
861-8688
Paia, 579-8030. $
1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $
and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.
LOCATED IN THE LONGS SHOPPING CENTER KIHEI
Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit down. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku,
Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall
2 FOR 1 EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 5:00 TO 6:30pm
-
Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42
Rd., 874-3779. $$
Home to award winning Chef Raul Bermudez
Amis
p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $
food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei
DAILY BREAKFAST SPECIALS 5.95
Des
Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to
fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei
A L L F R E S H A L L D AY
Paia, 579-8755. $
Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.
4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $
Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub CAFE STYLE
Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St.,
UPCOUNTRY
Wailea, 875-8080. $$
2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ S I G N AT U R E F O O D
Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and
Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.
8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive,
Take a stroll of f of Front St. on Halloween!
Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$
9363. $
Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.
seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.
Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-
Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K
The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$
4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak,
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
9065. $
Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $
DININGLISTINGS
Experience kava
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern
Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12
foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily,
a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $
10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina,
Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch
661-3111. $$
with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.
Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11
5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $
a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$
Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m.
Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American.
8939. $$$
by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-
Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian
Castaway Cafe - Beachside America.
dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.,
Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas
661-3160. $$
3843. $$$ K China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L.
Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $
Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $
505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-
7572. $
9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 6610660. $
Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining,
Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11
Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$
Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway
Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $
’s
i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina,
661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843
island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312
Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-
Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own
Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower
ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily,
Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $
10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina,
667-2744. $
“Who said a great meal has to be expensive”
1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s
Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other
Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.
OPEN OPEN MON-THUR 10-9, FRI-SAT 10-10
oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m.
China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-
a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170
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Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge
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5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-
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cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly
4405
coffeehouse. Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.
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Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French
Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style
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Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $
•Pastas
Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840
Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $
Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,
Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking
Kahana, 669-5000. $
• Salads
with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina,
667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,
Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly
Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs.
Daily,
9
a.m.-9:30
p.m.
Lahaina
Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous
• Beer
Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St.,
Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi
• Wine
Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St.,
nothing over $15.95
Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina
from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6675117. $$$ K
Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.
Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar.
Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night
Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L.
menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St.,
Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $
Lahaina, 661-7082. $
E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill.
with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front
Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$
St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina
Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6
Cosmopolitan. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front
p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$
St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$
Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8
Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine
p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $
beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435
Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared
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Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$
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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee
Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30
drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.
p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-
612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $
5900. $
Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30
Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery
K→Kama’aina Discount
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$
a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-
from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close.
Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10
2288. $$$
669-7499. $$
p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$
Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily,
Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $
MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307
Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ
7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-
7758. $ Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9
Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,
p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd.,
Lahaina, 661-6633. $
Lahaina, 667-5683. $
Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $
options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub.
665-6262. $
Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center,
Mango Cafe - American and local cusine. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali
Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K
Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.
Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $
Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.
4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 6693474. $$
Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.
Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St,
51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-
Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema
Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana,
667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405
Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina,
661-8815. $$$
Center, 661-6628. $
Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd.,
Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7
Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K
a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $
Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili,
Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina,
661-7888. $
669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005.
Lahaina, 667-2663. $
2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani
Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo
Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $
Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front
Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.
Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45
Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $
Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$
St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $
p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$
Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-
Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily,
Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd.,
9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,
6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali,
Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000
661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $
667-2525. $
Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $
$ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.
Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St.,
Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly
Mon-Thurs 9:30pm-Midnight Fri-Sat 9:30pm-1am Thurs. Nov. 2nd • 8-10pm
Tom Scott Jazz Night $10 or $15 w/ Sushi
Starting Fri. Nov. 3rd
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from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $
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p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua,
661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee
2102 Vineyard St. Wailuku • 244-4500 Sushi Bar Open Til Midnite!
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West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina,
661-6699. $ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020. Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.
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661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30
St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $
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Happy Halloween! Tuesday (Oct. 31) [HOLIDAY] Top 10 things you’re almost guaranteed to see on Front Street this Halloween: 10. Some girl, wearing only a bra, panties and angel wings, being shocked and infuriated when some guy slaps her ass. 9. Three braddahs in Maui Built tank tops exacting vigilante justice on the idiot who just slapped Tita’s ass. 8. A curious new yoga position consisting of the placing of the buttocks on a curb while the forehead rests against the street. 7. The recycled contents of someone’s stomach, seasoned with candy corn and Skittles—mmm… taste the rainbow! 6. At least one young girl attempting to look much, much older. 5. At least one older woman attempting to look much, much younger. 4. A fistfight involving a dude dressed as Nacho Libre and a dude dressed as Napoleon Dynamite. 3. That one guy whose sole objective is to take as many lewd pictures of half-naked females as possible for future, unmentionable purposes. 2. A hottie in pasties and handcuffs... 1. Me being escorted to a police car by a less-thanamused officer. Happy Halloween everyone! Be safe.
Front St. will be closed to thru-traffic from 3 p.m. to 1 a.m. The Keiki Parade starts at 4:30 p.m. at Papalaua St. Costume Contest is at 7 p.m. at Banyan Tree Park. Hector Serrano will play at 5:30 p.m. and Marty Dread starts at 7:30 p.m. on the Library Lawn. No alcohol, no drugs, no open nudity and no lewd behavior will be permitted. [COREY NIELSEN]
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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos
She’s Out of This World Saturday (Oct. 28), 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater
Skate or Die! Friday (Oct. 27), 6 p.m. at Royal Lahaina Resort [FUNDRAISER] I grew up on a skateboard. This was before cities across the nation banned it on their streets so I’d go tear up the different spots with some friends. In hindsight we literally did tear them up. No wonder the powers that be didn’t want us on their property. So what’s a young skater supposed to do? Count on the local skate shop, that’s what. Lahaina Skate Company is having a funds and awareness raising event to build a skate park where the old park used to be, which is behind the Lahaina Aquatic Center. The event will be in the Ali`i Room at the Royal Lahaina Resort. For entertainment they’re going to show a few videos at 7:30 p.m., including the premiere of Lahaina Skate Co.’s new video. The bands Sounds of Jah and Micah Wolf will be playing after the videos. Along with one raffle ticket and appetizers you can also participate in the silent auction and buy even more raffle tickets. The park has been years in waiting for the skaters, so bid high and often for the auction. Doors open at 6 p.m. and tickets are $25 in advance (Lahaina Skate Co.) or $30 at the door. Call 661-1637 for more info. [KEITH BENEDICT]
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[SPACE MUSIC/VISUALS] Laurie Anderson is one of a unique breed found mostly in New York—The Performance Artist. She is a composer, poet, photographer, filmmaker, electronics whiz, vocalist, instrumentalist and she actually wrote the entry for “New York” in the Encyclopedia Britannica. Much of her multimedia work has been presented in major museums, she’s won numerous awards for songwriting, and she is the first-ever artist-in-residence for NASA. That’s right—NASA! Maybe she really is from outer space. Her latest tour, “The End of the Moon,” will combine stories and new music for violin and electronics “to create a picture of contemporary American culture, including internal dialogue on issues like consumerism, aesthetics and spirituality.” Tickets: $10, $28, $38, half-price for keiki. The Castle Theater is located at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center in Kahului. For more info, call 242-7469.
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Got Booty?
The Big Talk
Sunday (Oct. 29), 1-4 p.m. at Steppingstone Playhouse
Wednesday (Nov. 1), 5 & 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater
[COSTUMES/STAGE] Hide your valuables, there’s treachery afoot! All keiki pirates please report to the center stage of the Queen K Center for a costume contest. MAPA will also be presenting Crossroads, where hapless pirates are sent of adventures through land and sea, and a parade. Shopping, candy and wooden legs? It doesn’t get much better than that. Oh, wait, it does: Stepping Stone Playhouse is offering their costumes up for rent for my favorite holiday Friday through Sunday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse is located on the second level of Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. Pirate Bash admission: $3. For more info, call 244-8760. [HEIDI KING]
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[FILM] Why me? What is the meaning of my life? When will the struggle end? Is it possible to eat this entire gallon of Kona Mud Pie and not gain any weight? For a lot of us, this is the extent of our “conversation with God.” In that case, we tend to ask questions of our Higher Power when we are at our absolute lowest. Most of time, we feel like these questions go unanswered. But for Neale Donald Walsch, author of Conversations With God, not only were his questions answered, but they facilitated a dramatic transformation, a spiritual enlightenment and naturally, a best-selling book and movie. Tickets: $10.
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FILMCRITIQUE
BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM
From Torture to Terror
Photo: Garth Stead
Philip Noyce connects apartheid to today Australian director Philip Noyce (Rabbit-Proof Fence) applies his authentic sense of cinematic storytelling to the real-life story of Patrick Chamusso (Derek Luke—Antoine Fisher), an apolitical South African oil refinery engineer who joins a revolution against the violent apartheid regime after government goons torture him and his wife (Bonnie Henna). Tim Robbins plays Police Security Colonel Nic Vos who takes a special interest in keeping tabs on Patrick after he is released from suspicion of carrying out a bombing at the Secunda oil plant. Filmed on location in Johannesburg, Cape Town and Mozambique, Catch a Fire is an incendiary movie about an individual’s desperate decision to battle a corrupt government system after being mentally and psychically abused. Here, one man’s story illuminates the way that government-sponsored torture polarizes human beings and gives birth to terrorists. Although Patrick Chamusso’s story occurred between 1980 and 1981 in Africa, it resonates with escalating social oppression within the United States by a government obsessed with fomenting the exact conditions of terror that it claims to prohibit. Patrick’s social awakening comes after he experiences anguish typical of what victims of serial killers and sociopaths suffer. His brutal interrogation is aggravated by the simultaneous
defilement of his wife with whom he shares a jail cell. Through Patrick’s punishment we witness an ordinary man transformed into a vengeful soul. Few people would argue that they would not respond with vengeance if they or their spouse suffered a fraction of the abuse that anti-terrorist organizations practice on their victims, and the filmmaker makes no case for Patrick’s perceived options of leaving the country or turning the other cheek.
Catch a Fire
★★★★★ Rated PG-13/101 mins.
Patrick is a loyal family man who volunteers his time as a soccer coach for local kids, but he maintains an adulterous life with a woman from his past, and it’s this indiscretion that contributes to his fallibility as a suspect. Patrick’s capacity for deception foreshadows his decision to abandon his family in order to train with the African National Congress freedom fighters in Mozambique before going to Angola for indoctrination with the ANC’s military branch, the MK [Umkhonto we Sizwe]. Derek Luke builds layers of tension over his character’s emotional wounds, and conveys a ferocity that is staggering for its depth.
Nic Vos is a walking contradiction of family man and ruthless government pawn. Robbins’ problematic casting creates a wavering narrative disconnect in spite of the skilled actor’s best efforts at fleshing out what is obviously a composite person created by screenwriter Shawn Slovo, the daughter of the late South African Communist Party leader Joe Slovo. If anything, Robbins keeps such a tight a lid on his character that we can only gauge his hostility and underlying fear as part of a larger alien machine called apartheid. Robbins falls back on his favorite prop, a toothpick that flutters from his lips to remind us that Nic Vos is constantly on a hair trigger. The film escalates into a third-act crisis that seems like it was pulled from an old Bruce Willis action movie. Patrick uses his intimate knowledge of the Secunda oil plant to attempt a sabotage operation that will bring down the entire refinery. The pushy action overture comes off as little more than a perfunctory chase scene with a predictable outcome that undercuts the more serious tone of the movie.
Why can’t we all get along?
Noyce fudges the script contrivance with a closing episode that allows an older Patrick to quietly bury the cycle of cruelty that consumed his conscience. The shorthand narrative gesture is too abrupt to be completely effective, but it does support the idea that forgiveness is always an option. MTW
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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Nov. 01 CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD - (NR) Drama - When Neale Walsch asks God some questions, the answers he gets from God/within himself become the foundation of an internationally acclaimed book series that has sold over seven million copies and been translated into 34 languages. This film is the adaptation of the book. 92 min.
New This Week CATCH A FIRE - (PG13) - Drama, Thriller - An apolitical man is accused of a crime he didn’t commit. The foul treatment spurs him into action as a rebel fighter. Takes place in South Africa. 102 min. (Heidi King) RUNNING WITH SCISSORS - (R) - Drama, Comedy - The early years of Augusten Burroughs, memoir writer, are brought to the silver screen. Hopefully Hollywood didn’t screw it up! 120 min. (HK) SAW 3 - (R) - Suspense, Horror - Wait. I thought “Jigsaw” was on his death bed at the end of the second movie. The first one was freakin’ awesome, the second was good but you knew what you were getting into. Now three? I dunno about this. 107 min. (HK) SILENT HOLY STONE - (NR) - Comedy, Drama - A young monk, thought to be a Buddha, is more interested in television than the road to enlightenment. 102 min. (HK) SUMMER HEAT - (NR) - Comedy, Drama Chronicles a man and his three very different daughters with all their relationships and drama. 98 min. (HK)
HIGHLIGHTS!
Maui Arts &Cultural Center Maori playwright, New Zealand experience
THE PROPHET
written & directed by Hone Kouka
THU-FRI • OCT 26-27 • 7:30 pm McCoy Studio Theater • $28, 1/2 kids
THE END OF THE MOON conceived & performed by
LAURIE ANDERSON SAT • OCT 28 • 7:30 pm
Now Showing CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE COVENANT - (PG13) - Horror, Thriller - Four teens have magical powers and use them for basic debauchery... until another magical guy shows up and is apparently super powerful, super evil, and super jealous of their easy living. (HK) THE DEPARTED - (R) - Crime, Drama - This Martin Scorsese picture is set in South Boston and stars Leonardo DiCaprio as a young cop who infiltrates the mob and Matt Damon as a young mobster who infiltrates the cops. Also stars Jack Nicholson and Mark Wahlberg. 150 min. (AP) FEARLESS - (PG13) - Action, Drama - Jet Li plays real-life martial arts legend Huo Yuanjia, who became the most famous fighter in all of China at the turn of the 20th Century. This is supposedly Li’s last martial arts film. 103 min. (HK) FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS - (R) - War, Drama Clint Eastwood’s big film adaptation of James Bradley’s best selling book of the same name, concerning the Marines who appeared in the famous photo of the flag raising on Mount Suribachi during the World War II battle for Iwo Jima. 132 min. (Anthony Pignataro) FLICKA - (PG) - Family, Drama - Another heartwarmer about a rebellious young girl and her wild horse. But also, this film is the recipient of the Heartland Film Festival’s Truly Moving Picture Award for exploring “the human journey by artistically expressing hope and respect for the positive values of life.” Like I said, a girl and her horse. Stars Alison Lohman, Maria Bello and Tim McGraw. 100 min. (Samantha Campos) FLYBOYS - (PG-13) - Action, Adventure - A group of Americans right out of Central Casting join a French squadron to fly combat missions in WWI. The movie runs two hours and 19 minutes, which is rather long for a picture about airplanes that don’t have any snakes on them. (AP) THE GUARDIAN - (PG13) - Action, Adventure, Drama - Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher star as the men training to become the best at sea rescue team possible. Let’s be honest, there are going to be hot bodies getting wet and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! 145 min. (HK) THE GRUDGE 2 - (PG13) - Horror - The sequel. Whoo. Lots of white cover up and dark eye make-
SHOWTIMES up. 95 min. (HK) THE ILLUSIONIST - (PG13) - Mystery, Romance Boy falls for girl. Girl gets engaged to a Prince. Boy masters magic tricks to get her back. Stars Edward Norton and Jessica Biel. 110 min. (HK) INVINCIBLE - (PG) - Drama, Sports - Mark Wahlberg plays Vince Papale, a 30-year-old substitute teacher/part-time bartender/loser who never played college football but ended up signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Amazingly enough, this actually happened. 104 min. (AP) MAN OF THE YEAR - (PG-13) - Comedy - Robin Williams plays a Jon Stewart-like talk show host who ends up running for President. Also stars Laura Linney, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken and Lewis Black, who really should run for president. 115 min. (AP) MARIE ANTOINETTE - PG-13 - Drama - This film is about Marie Antoinette’s (Kristen Dunst) marriage at 14 to Louis XVI (Jason Schwartzman), and her rise to and from power as Queen of France. Based on the book by Antonia Fraser, yet the soundtrack reflect’s Sophia Coppola’s “modern take on the story.” 125 min. (Keith Benedict) THE MARINE - (PG13) - Action, Drama, Thriller - A badass Marine comes home only to have to deal with a gang that kidnaps his wife. It’s like the masculine equivalent to a cheesy romance novel. (HK) ONE NIGHT WITH THE KING - (PG) - Drama No, I didn’t yet make an adult film. This is about Queen Esther, once an orphan who wins the heart of a King. It looks like the Passion part deux. (HK) OPEN SEASON - (PG) - Comedy, Animation - A domesticated bear gets himself stuck in the forest during hunting season. He and his furry friends have to turn the tables on the hunters in order to survive, but they have to do it in a PG way, so no blood and guts. 95 min. (HK) THE PRESTIGE - (PG-13) - Drama, ThrillerScarlett Johansson, Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman star in this story of two flashy, famous magicians in 1890s London who try to outdo each other using then-mysterious electricity and science, probably over a chick. Directed by Christopher Nolan. 135 min. (AP) SUKOB - (PG13) - Drama, Horror - A blockbuster Philippine film (a.k.a. The Wedding Curse) about the mysterious events surrounding one wedding, and the disappearance of the bride’s friends and relatives. Hey, I’ve been to many weddings and sometimes the disappearance of the bride’s friends and relatives would be a good thing. 100 min. (SC) SURF STORIES - (NR) - Documentary - Two stories. One gives a woman’s perspective as a surfer trying to get her share of the waves. The other shows three surfers who become part of the Tsunami relief. 110 min. (HK) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING - (R) - Horror, Thriller - It’s a prequel set years before the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and it looks really, really scary. 105 min. (HK)
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KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 8754910 Catch a Fire - PG13 - F, W (2:45), 5:15, 7:40, 10, Sa-Tu (12:30, 2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10 Departed - R - Th-F, W (2), 7:05, 10:05, Sa-Tu (12:45), 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 Flags of Our Fathers - R - Th-F, W (1:40), 4:35, 7:25, 10:10, Sa-Tu (12:50), 4:35, 7:25, 10:05 Flicka - PG - Th (2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:35, F, W (1:30), 5, 7:15, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15 Guardian - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:15, 7:10, 10, FW 9:35 Marie Antoinette - PG13 - Th-F, W (1:45), 4:25, 7:05, 9:45, Sa-Tu (12:40), 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 Open Season - PG - Th-F, W (3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:30, Sa-Tu (1, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:30
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Departed - R - Th, M-W (3:25), 7, F-Sa (1), 4:05, 7, 10, Su (1), 4:05, 7 Guardian - PG13 - Th, M-W (3:35), 7:15, F-Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7, 15, 10:05, Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15 Grudge 2 - PG13 - Th only (3:45), 7:45 Open Season - PG - Th (3:55), 7:30, F-Sa (1:45), 4:35, 7:45, 9:45, Su (1:45), 4:35, 7:45, M-W (3:55), 7:45 Saw 3 - F-Sa (1:30), 4:25, 7:30, 10:15, Su (1:30), 4:25, 7:30, M-W (3:45), 7:30
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Music for the World Reflections from Jazz Alley TV producer Kenneth M. Burgmaier Kenneth M. Burgmaier has been doing it for 15 years. He produces the longest running music series on the planet. Jazz Alley TV showcases performances and interviews of some of the top musicians in jazz and world music, and is a two-time Billboard Music Award winner. Recently, I spoke to Burgmaier about his upcoming anniversary. MAUI TIME WEEKLY: You’ve been doing this for a long time. Do you remember what those first episodes were like? KENNETH M BURGMAIER: Back then the whole format was different—bigger decks and cameras. Now we can shoot with compact cameras and equipment. It was a new concept then—going into clubs with cameras—and no one was doing world, jazz, blues and Hawaiian. We started making videos. Now we’re nationally syndicated on Viacom and internationally syndicated in 80 countries on Voice of America network. It’s seen in 25 languages. They’ve shown our clips on HBO, CNN, Bravo. And we’ve been giving episodes to Akaku for free since 1998.
about doing a jazz blues series. A lot of them looked at me and said, “We don’t have room for that.” There was no support. Then we started doing projects for Warner and Columbia. We’d make our own videos and record companies reached out to our production company. It became lucrative but I did this because I thought the world needed this. There are over 500 jazz festivals worldwide. If it’s great for our audience, then we’ll just archive it forever. Who are some musicians that have surprised you? Quincy Jones is so humble, and has so many stories to tell. He’s the nicest guy, really approachable. I was really touched by how cool he is. Herbie Hancock, too. There are some artists I’ve interviewed that I’d never, ever want to work with again—they’re just not the nicest people, really stuck on themselves. There can be some prima donnas. Roberta Flack is a bitch. But Patti LaBelle is a dream.
What is one memorable experience?
in St. Lucia. It was an incredible, magnificent island and the first time I worked with Carlos, before The Supernatural. The album went on to win all these Grammies. He burns incense when you’re interviewing him, and he’s very spiritual. He really got into humanity, and about caring for our world, not destroying it. He really touched me. And then he played and blew me away. It was a masterpiece of music we filmed. We accomplished our mission and now we’re passing this onto the world. Still when I watch, it takes me back. It was such a great moment in my life to capture that magic.
I had a one-on-one interview with [jazz percussionist] Lionel Hampton. Then I found out a week or two later that he passed. We lost a great human being, for one. And his music touched people around the world. I’m grateful, blessed we documented [these musicians], got them on film.
What’s coming up in Jazz Alley? I just worked with Stanley Clark, Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Stewart Copeland in this documentary called Night School, about all the kids struggling to be in music. Bela Fleck’s in it, John Singleton, Stevie Wonder. It’s a long-form documentary and we’ll show it as a Jazz Alley special. It’ll be released January 2007, roughly.
How did you get started? My tutu turned me onto Louis Armstrong, and Hawaiiana, Tejano music, ‘cause that’s part of my heritage. I was going to film industry school and I wanted to bring some of these legends on screen. It became my mission. I flew to New York and met with record label execs
What do you want to do in the future? Ninety percent of the time, the musicians see what we’re doing for them, that we’re promoting music and passing it on—they get it. These musicians are friends. When they see me, they give me a hug— I’m not just some journalist. I’m happy that it has worked out that way. What is your favorite episode? [After a really long pause] Working with Carlos Santana
I want to keep going, keep working, documenting great musicians in world, jazz, blues, Hawaiian and reggae. And maybe 100 years from now, people are gonna be able to watch this on a chip and say, “Wow, look at what they’ve done!” And maybe perpetuate it further. I would love to go back to the early 18th century and see Mozart play a concerto or something. Maybe what we’re doing now people will see in the future and be able to appreciate it. I also want to use Jazz Alley to open the door to show our Hawaiian music as well to the world. That’s really important to me. Jazz Alley TV will be celebrating their 15th anniversary on Thursday (Nov. 2), 8 p.m. at Unisan in Wailuku. For more info, visit jazzalleytv.com or call 573-5530. MTW
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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS The Prophet - Thursday-Friday (Oct. 26-27). A new play, third in a trilogy, from an internationally acclaimed Maori playwright. A young boy takes his own life, and five of his cousins return to their “home” on the east coast of New Zealand to grieve; over the course of three days, they cope with the loss of one of their own, and grow into adulthood. “The Prophet” is chilling, funny and unforgettable. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Laurie Anderson - Saturday (Oct. 28). Laurie’s latest performance piece, “The End of the Moon,” is the second in a trilogy of solo performance works that combines stories with music for violin and electronics, creating a duet between the spoken word and Laurie’s signature sound. Based on her experiences as artist-in-residence with NASA (the first and only) she transforms her insights into sound and space in her own eclectic, multimedia style: smart and thought-provoking, sometimes humorous, sometimes poetic. Tickets: $38, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Monster Mash - Sunday (Oct. 29). A Halloween “Spooktacular” with The Maui Pops Orchestra under the direction of Stuart Chafetz. Get in the holiday spirit and wear your cosutme! Tickets: $35, $25, $20. 3:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Hotter than Hell - Sunday-Tuesday (Oct. 29-31). This live stage show will feature some of the best impersonators of the hottest stars of the past century. Free. Sun, 6 p.m.; Mon, 7 p.m.; Tue, 7 p.m. King's Cathedral, Kahului, 643-7729. Halloween Bash - Tuesday (Oct. 31). Party it up with The Easy. Come in costume for contest and avoid the cover. $10. 7 p.m., Mulligan’s On The Blue, Wailea, 874-1131.
TICKETS ON SALE Dave Stringer - Nov. 2. Dave Stringer is a delightful Kirtan singer who has performed with Krishna Das and Jai Uttal and has toured internationally
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with his band. Tickets: $15. 8:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390. Olomana - Nov. 4. Taking the name of a beautiful windward O‘ahu mountain, Olomana (Jerry Santos, Wally Suenaga, Willy Paikuli, Haunani Apoliona) blends contemporary and traditional musical styles to create a unique sound deeply rooted in the land, people and culture of Hawai‘i. Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Masters of Rhythm - Nov. 5. Experience a landmark cultural event in Hawai’i dance history when the highest global levels of a true American artform converge in an explosion of rhythm and style with live music and drumming. Led by Emmy Award winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and directed by Chloe Arnold (Los Angeles Tap Festival), outstanding professional tap dancers from North America, Australia and Japan. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, www.MauiTapExperience.org or 242-7469. Maggie Cassella - Nov. 9. Maggie is a political ranter in the style of Lewis Black. In this politically charged month, Cassella brings her version of The Daily Show on crack. An ex-lawyer turned writer, producer and talk show host, Maggie spends most of her time frantically scanning the news for the latest political screw-ups, entertainment news, nightmares, stupid studies, ludicrous lawsuits, and ridiculous rulings and regulations. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469. Pro Bull - Nov. 10 and 11. For the first time in the Professional Bull Riders' history, top ranked bull riding athletes will compete on the Hawaiian islands. Tickets: $80, $25. War Memorial Football Stadium, 242 7469. Maui Music Fest - Nov. 12. With Willie Nelson and The Doobie Brothers. The timeless voice of Willie Nelson has touched audiences for decades. Join American legends Willie Nelson and his friends The Doobie Brothers for an evening of live music at the 6th Annual Maui Music Fest; proceeds benefit the Tuition Assistance Program of the Montessori School of Maui. Tickets: $50, $40. 5:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.
Thursday 10/26 BOCALINO
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Kilohana $5, 10pm
Friday 10/27
Saturday 10/28
Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm
Ohana Groove $5, 10pm
Victoria Barrett No cover, 8:30pm
Sunday 10/29
Monday 10/30 – Wednesday 11/01
DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm
MON - Martini Night, No cover; TUE - Closed for Halloween; WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover
Costume Party No cover, 7pm
MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm
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Costume Party w/DJ GED $8, 9pm
WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm
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Halloween Bash w/Khrinj $10, 9:30pm
MON - Kanoa & Friends, $10, 9:30pm; TUE - Amphibeus Tungs; WED - DJ Chronic
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Ying Quartet - Nov. 13. The Yings’ enthusiasm for performing in diverse settings has led to concerts in every major international venue as well as hospitals and juvenile prisons, as they strive to make artistic and creative expression an essential part of everyday life. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Solomon Islanders - Nov. 16. The hit of the ’04 Pacific Festival of the Arts, these superb performers from the center of Melanesia, in the Solomon Islands of the Southwest Pacific—home to a fascinating panpipe music tradition. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet. Sixteen musicians and dancers, contribute visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Cecilio and Kapono - Nov. 17. “C & K,” as they are fondly known, have won lasting stature on the contemporary Hawaiian music scene as well as in the hearts of their audiences. Between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have released more than 20 albums and received multiple Na Hökü Hanohano Awards as both duo and solo artists. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk/rock harmonies make this show an enduring favorite, evoking memories of good times together. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Na Lani ‘Eha - Nov. 18. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Richard Thompson - Nov. 19. With special guest Danny Thompson. One of the all-time great talents of British rock music, Richard Thompson founded the renowned group Fairport Convention while still in his teens. Singer, songwriter and guitarist, his solo work is consistently intelligent and pure, which is why musicians like Elvis Costello, Lou Reed and David Byrne praise him. Tickets:
The Edge No cover, 9pm
Tony Ray No cover, 9pm
$35, $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Sun, Sand and Hoops - Nov. 20-22. The annual EA Sports Maui Invitational. Lots of really tall guys scoring like crazy—on the basketball court! You have to get online to get tix. www.mauiinvitational.com. Lewis Black - Nov. 25. You’ve seen him on HBO, Comedy Central, and in a regular spotlight bit “Back in Black” on The Daily Show. Lewis Black, the fed-up humorist hanging at the end of his rope, brings new meaning to “Black” humor. Lewis’ style is reminiscent of the late greats Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison and George Carlin. This show will contain mature explicit subject matter. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Storytelling Festival - Nov. 25. The essence of traditional and contemporary Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of different ways to tell stories. The evening performance features traditional master storyteller Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary slam poet Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20 (each performance). 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Andy Bumatai - Dec. 2. From the TV special “All in the `Ohana” to the Monarch Room of The Royal Hawaiian Hotel, Andy has tickled audience funny bones from the islands to the mainland. An island boy by birth, he lived for a time in the Los Angeles area where he made the improvisation circuit and worked his way up to opening for major concert stars, from Tom Jones to the
Gina Martinelli 7pm
TUE - Halloween Bash w/MGM
Beach Boys. Now he’s back to his roots and serving up one laff riot! Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469. The Santaland Diaries - Dec. 7. Coconut Cabaret presents David Sedaris’ brilliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side… through the eyes of a slacker working as a Macy’s elf! Our hero, Crumpet (you have to go by your elf name) weaves a tale of humiliation, bitterness and the occasional celebrity sighting all the while trying to get his big break on One Life To Live. Starring John Michael Beck. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469 or www.NeoComedy.com. Matato`a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical
excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson, part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “little big band” is equally at home with its multi-lingual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky bars. With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse crowd for its performances. Tickets: $40, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.
EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows are free. Pennies for Polio - Proceeds raised will be used to buy Polio vaccinations as part of Rotary’s National Immunization Days. For more information about the project call Laycie-Ann, 984-3522. Film Festival - Thu, Oct. 26. Maui Mall Megaplex, 579-8081. Thu. - Summer Heat, 5 p.m. The Tsunami Diaries, 7 p.m. One Winter Story, 7 p.m. Silent Holy Stones, 9:30 p.m. Naturalist Presentations - Through Tue, Oct. 31. Gulper eels, giant squid, angler fish... learn about these and more creatures of the deep during the Halloween-themed naturalist presentations. Maui Ocean Center, 270-7075. Turtle Lagoon - 10:30 a.m., 2:30 p.m.
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DA KINECALENDAR Open Ocean Exhibit - 11 a.m., 1 p.m., 2 p.m., 3 p.m. Shallow Reef Exhibit - 9:30 a.m., 10:30 a.m., 11:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m. Aloha Festivals - This year is the 60th anniversary. The theme, “Na Paniolo Nui O Hawai`i” translates to “The Great Cowboys of Hawai`i”. Sun, Oct. 28. - Pau riders demonstration and “Made in Maui” products up for display and purchase. 11 a.m., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 8773369.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 26 United Way Fundraiser - Maui United Way fundraiser with silent auction and screening, “Well Meaning Mean: Breaking Out of the Man Box.” $5. 5-7 p.m., 333 Dairy Road, Suite 201, Kahului, 877-6888. Free Massage - Complimentary massage treatments for Hospice and Oncology professionals in observance of National Massage Therapy Awareness Week. 5-9 p.m., Maui School of Therapeutic Massage, Makawao, 572-2277. `Ohana Night - Friends of Joe Pontanilla's Halloween `Ohana Night. 5:30-7:30 p.m., Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, 572-0033.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27 Free Massage - Complimentary massage treatments for Hospice and Oncology professionals in observance of National Massage Therapy Awareness Week. 5-9 p.m., Maui School of Therapeutic Massage, Makawao, 572-2277. Poison - Depleted uranium (DU) poisoning of our troops and of civilians from the firing of DU-hardened weapons is the topic of a free, public talk by international radiation scientist Leuren Moret. 7 p.m., Maui Community College, Ka Lama 103, 573-3255. Belly Ball - Maui Costume Ball and Bellydance Haffla. 7:30 p.m., Haiku, www.bellydancemaui.com or 572-0253.
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Fashionista - Dreams Come True will hold its fourth annual luncheon and fashion show to benefit The American Cancer Society. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui, 250-5959 or 244-5553. Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace. Masquerade - Dinner and music. Hana Arts Masquerade Madness fundraiser featuring music by Middle Earth Ensemble and dance by Shalimar. $50. 7 p.m., Hana, 248-7569. Get Hypnotized - The Clarke Tuitele Comedy Hypnosis Show. $15. 7 p.m., Baldwin High School Auditorium, 244-0031. Zikr - Zikr with Postneshin Jelaluddin Loras accompanied by Maui Mevlevi musicians. Chanting, poetry and whirling dance. 7:30 p.m., Makawao Union Church Hall, 283-7927.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29 Pirates on Stage - MAPA presents Crossroads, where hapless pirates are sent of adventures through land and sea, and a parade. Also a keiki pirate costume contest. $3. 1-4 p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse, 244-8760. Health and Fun - Health and Fun Day Fair. Bingo, children’s activities, health booths, refreshments and more. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., St. Theresa’s Church, Kihei, 879-2649. Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 30 Dress Up - “Night Before Halloween Costume Party” returns to Hula Grill Maui with an adults' costume contest, children's costume contest, live entertainment by TBA. 5 p.m., Hula Grill, 6676636. Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685. Halloween Social - Halloween Social with costume contest. $25, $15. 6-9:30 p.m., Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, 244-3263.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31 HALLOWEEN!!!! - Events all over Lahaina’s Front St. including a parade. Front St. closed to cars at 4 p.m. Parade starts 4:30 p.m. `Ohana Connection - The `Ohana Connection is an ongoing speaker's breakfast to promote awareness for a healthier life. Weekly speakers will present on topics related to wellness, wholeness and spirituality. $10. 8:30 a.m. 111 Kane St., Kahului, 573-6343.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 01 Upcountry Meeting - Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation will hold a special Upcountry Town Meeting entitled “Healthcare Strategies and Changes on Maui.” Free. 5 p.m., Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani, 242-2630. Howl-O-Ween - Dance party, costume contest and potluck dinner. $10 and potluck dish. 6:309:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 891-2949. WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.
KEIKI Night of Delight - Sat, Oct. 28. A fun and safe alternative to trick-or-treating. Jack-o-lanterns, paper bag luminaries and thousands of twinkle lights illuminate your way. Keiki 2-10. Tickets must be pre-purchased. $5. 5:30 and 6:30 p.m. Haleakala Waldorf School, waldorfmaui.com or 878-2511. Halloween Bookreading - Mon, Oct. 30. Maui Author Wayne “Shakey” Boteilho will conduct a Halloween bookreading for children of all ages. 3 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766. Kid’s Night - Tue, Oct. 31. Family fun with games, entertainment and a keiki costume contest. Lahaina Cannery Mall, www.lahainacannerymall.com or 661-5304. After-School - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes in two locations. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.
LECTURE Reading & Writing Improvement - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174. English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Natural Prozac - Fri, Oct. 27. An engaging workshop about the psychology of color, led by consumer behaviorist Amy Archer. 4 p.m., BJ Furniture Mart, Kahului, 877-5503. Pain Management - Fri, Oct. 27. Drug-free pain management solutions workshop using space age Electro Stimulation and Bio-Feedback. $10. 6:30 p.m. Cameron Center, rm #1, www.benedickhoward.com or 345-4422. Khentrul Rinpoche - Fri-Sun, Oct. 27-29. Khentrul Rinpoche teaches “The Heart Essence of Mayahana” with a free public talk on Fri. and 2-day retreat Sat.-Sun. $10 talk. $150 retreat. Fri, 7-9 p.m.; Sat-Sun, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Maui Dharma Center, Paia, 280-1556 or 283-2483. Successful Vendor Workshop - Sat, Oct. 28. Small Business Advocate Anna K. Ribucan will combine “Starting a Business in Maui County” with Steve Rose's “Taking Your Business on the Road.” 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Hana Education Center, 248-7380 or 873-8247. Drum Workshop - Sat, Oct. 28. Maui Middle Eastern Drum Workshop with Frank Lazzaro. $25, $20. 12-1:30 p.m., The Vibe Studio, Paia, 572-0253 or 524-8416. Drum Workshop - Mon, Oct. 30. Middle-Earth Ensemble drummer Frank Lazzaro and dancer Shalimar will present a free rhythm and dance workshop. 11 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. Hana Art Barn, 248-7569 or 524-8416. Meditation - Mon, Oct. 30, Nov. 6 and Nov. 13. Concentration Meditation Training, Yoga Meditation of the Soul with Margaret Astrid
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Thursday 10/26 JACQUES
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
Live Entertainment 6pm
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE KIMO’S
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA COOLERS
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Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
Kenny Roberts 6pm
El Nino 6pm
TBA 10pm
Carroll Brothers 10pm
Karaoke 9:30pm
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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
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TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm
Adam Bowen No cover, 10pm
MON - Crunch Pups, $5, 10pm: WED - Curtis Williams, No cover, 10pm
MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm Dub Rockers 9pm
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Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm
Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm
MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm
Crazy Fingers 9:30pm
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
Phanes. $65. 6:30-8:30 p.m., Maui Community College, Laulima Bldg., Rm. 106, www.ocet.org or 984-3231. Core Four - Tue, Oct. 31 and Thu, Nov. 2. Core Four Business Planning Classes cover how to set goals, do market research, determine pricing, make the sale, understand and create cash flow projections, and write a business plan; everything you need to know to start or grow your business. Free. 9-10 a.m. MEO's Family Center, Wailuku, 249-2990, ext. 244.
ENVIRONMENTAL Scramble - Sat, Oct. 28. The XTerra Makena Beach Scramble is a 5K/10K off-road race. 8 a.m., Maui Prince Hotel, 792-2611. Coral Workshop - Sat, Oct. 28. Informal educational workshop on coral reefs and sustainable marine recreation. Free. 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Sanctuary Ed. Center, Kihei, 879-2818, ext. 102. Reefers - Sat, Oct. 28. Reef Survey. 9 a.m., Ahihi Kina'u (Kanahena Bay), 270-7084.
SPORTS Group Effort - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Partner Yoga - Fri-Sat, Oct. 27-28. Everyone, single or partnered, is welcome to experience Partner Yoga. Fri, 6-9 p.m. Sat, 12-6 p.m. The Studio Maui, www.partneryoga.net or
www.thestudiomaui.com. Runnning Scared - Sat, Oct. 28. Wear your costume for this Runner’s Paradise 5K fun run and walk. 4:30 p.m., Keopuolani Park, below the lower soccer fields, 877-5300.
ART Glass Jewelry - Every Fri. in October. Artist in Residence, Bob Hoffmeyer, will be his incredible glass art jewelry. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Lahaina Gallery, 667-9898. Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194. Halloween Exhibit - Sat, Oct. 28. Scary monster Halloween exhibit with costume party. Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.
POETRY MauiSlam - Sun, Oct. 28. Slam Master D invites performance poets, spoken word artists, emcees and actors to perform original works of three minutes or less on any theme in competition for a $100 cash prize. $5. 6:30 p.m., Hapas, 244-9091. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.
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Sign Waving - Thu, Oct. 26. HLP, Housing for the Local Person, a group of community activists and church leaders, will hold a sign-waiving event for Housing Now. 4-5 p.m., in front of the Old Kahului Shopping Center, 879-2649. Hirono - Fri, Oct. 27. Hirono supporters will sign wave. 4-6 p.m. Kaahumanu Ave., near the intersection with Kahului Beach, 230-2006.
TV/RADIO Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m., Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call
572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.
DINNER MUSIC
DA KINECALENDAR WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Howard Ahia. Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri; Ernest Pua’a. Sat, Sun, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat; Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu; Harry Troupe. Fri; Joshua. Sat; Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed; Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue; Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 6614811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Thu; JD on the Rocks. Fri; Scott Baird. Sat; JD and Friends. Sun; Kilohana. Wed; Scottie Rotten. Thu-Sun sets 2:30-5 p.m. Wed sets 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 6614495. Longhi’s - Fri; Crazy Fingers. Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. Mango Cafe - Fri, Sat, Sun; Live entertainment. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri; Nino Toscano. Sat, Wed; Marvin Tevaga. Mon; Brian Haia. Tue; Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu; Greg & Steve. Fri; Llayne & Greg. Sat, Sun; Mark & Mike. Wed; Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri; AnRil. Sat; John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu; Ah-Tim Eleniki. Tue; Captain Billy Bones. Wed; Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu; Shiro Mori. Fri; Darrin Lenett. Mon, Tue; Gene Argel. Wed; Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu; Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tues; Kincade Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon; Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo. Sat; Braddah Frances and Friends. Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun; Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700. Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat; Mark Johnston. Sun, Wed; Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri; Eddi Delgado. Sat, Mon; Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat; Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly; Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Moose McGillycuddys - Sat; Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.
Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu; Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m. Fri; Raita Helm, 8 p.m. Sat; Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m. Sun; Octoberfest, 5:30 p.m. Mon; Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m. Tue; Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m. Wed; Erin Smith, 9 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue; Tony & Peter. Fri, Wed; Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue; Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu; Kawika Lum Ho. Fri; Kaleo Cullen. Sat; Louise Lambert. Sun, Mon; Kenny Roberts. Tue; Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora. Wed; Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.
CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon; Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly; Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. Sushi Go - Wed; Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Mon, Tue, Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri, Sat; Allen. All sets 6 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat; Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8711414.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys. Wed; Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon; Live Jazz. 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Wed; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.
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RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 6612000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu; Live music. Fri; Patrick Major. Sun; Wayne and Friends. Mon, Tue; Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly; Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly; Alanui with Uncle Rudi. Sun; Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 6671200 Nalu’s - Sat; Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu; Kincaid and Albert. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue; Kincaid Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 6696200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 610 p.m. Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed; World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611
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Salsa Music & Dancing No cover, 9pm
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Ladies Night Dub Club w/ DJ EdV & DJ Durty, 10pm
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DJ Tark No cover, 9pm
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Wailea Nights w/Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanigan, 8pm
Celtic Tigers No cover, 7pm
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TUE - Benoit Jazzworks, No cover, 7pm; WED - Erin Smith, No cover, 9pm
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Steve Sargenti 9pm
TUE - DJ Bern, 9pm; WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm
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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You don’t exactly jive with most people’s preconceived notions of who or what their ideal mate might be. That doesn’t, however, mean you’re not the perfect person for them, just that they might not recognize it at first. It’s up to you to surprise your potential partner by convincing them that your union is meant to be. This is not, however, free rein to stalk the person you love; it’s your chance to sweetly bring them around. Just remember: anything that smacks of desperation or creepiness is not likely to do the trick.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You can put your body and soul through a lot of shit before people start to notice. This is a blessing, naturally, but, like all blessings, it’s also a potential curse. That sensitive Cancer experiences many little warning signs when he starts to push himself too far. He can rein it in. Sags aren’t likely to realize they’re juggling too many balls until they collapse entirely. Luckily, you’ve got a brain. Use it to gauge how much is too much. If you’ve any doubt at all, let go of one or two of those balls you’re juggling. It’s better than dropping them all.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I recently read about a study in which half of a group of patients was prayed for, the other not. It indicated that prayer wasn’t effective, as the recovery rates for both groups were the same. Fine. What I didn’t like about the study was that it seemed to argue that praying was futile, simply because it had no effect on the patient’s recovery. What about its effect on his emotional health? Did it make the person praying feel better? What I’m trying to get at is there are lots of reasons for doing something. Even if the ostensible purpose of your actions isn’t being fulfilled, that doesn’t mean they’re not worth doing. They might have a lot of other worthwhile “side effects.” Consider that, before you quit them altogether.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You don’t have to be particularly talented to be successful. Sure, talent helps, but sometimes it’s just about being in the right place at the right time, or it’s about tenacity, persistence, self-promotion or cleverness. There are loads of brilliant people who haven’t made it because they lack the luck or determination to make people take notice. What about you? Are you going to let success pass you by because of some ridiculous ideal about how sheer talent should always prevail? Maybe it ought to be that way, but it’s not. Sometimes you’ve got to fight for what you deserve. This week, my friend, is one of those times.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Most of my Pisces friends are fiercely non-competitive. They’ll duck out of most competitive situations, and, if forced to participate, will deliberately throw the game and lose on purpose (ruining the fun for the rest of us). I get where they’re coming from; they think it’s really enlightened to disdain such a win-or-lose mentality. They might be right on some level; really caring about victory or defeat is slightly childish. But most of us don’t give a shit about whether we prevail or fail. It’s simply about playing the game. That, my friend, is just plain fun. You should try it.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) The other night I dreamt I was an elegant black-haired lesbian vampiress intent on seducing innocent young virgins. I wasn’t particularly good at it (the dream was rather comedic), but it made me think of you. I love it whenever I get a chance (even subconsciously) to step outside of myself. When was the last time you stopped being you for even a minute? Of course, part of being an Aries is being so absolutely who you are, but it can be great fun to put on a mask (or take a familiar and overused one off), and truly be someone different for a while. It’s time you did that. Luckily, this week’s Halloween, so no one will think you’re too weird when you try it.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Think what you will about Taureans, but one thing’s undeniable: You guys are strong. Although you’re occasionally slow to action, once you get a good raging stampede going, you’re virtually impossible to stop. I sometimes fantasize about what I could accomplish with such an unstoppable force at my disposal. Wielding such power, however, isn’t my lot in life—it’s yours. It’s about time you stopped denying your strength and started using it. You’ve got more brute force and endurance (at least emotionally) than any two other signs. This week, please decide what, at last, you’re going to do with it.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I’m a big proponent of trusting your gut. There are times, however, when your instincts just aren’t equipped to save you. When sinking in quicksand, most people’s gut reactions would counsel them to flail wildly at any chance to save themselves. That’d just get them mired faster. If they stopped to use their minds, they might realize that their only chance of survival is to relax and try to float. This week, your gut might get you into more trouble, rather than out of the mess you’re already in. To save yourself this time, you’ve got to use your brain, not your belly. Let logic reign, at least for the moment.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Sorry about my cynicism, but it simply doesn’t seem likely that homo sapiens will survive the next century. Humanity’s not proactive enough to save itself from itself. I don’t have a ton of hope for the future—but what little faith I have resides mostly with you Capricorns. You’re really the only ones with enough determination, follow-through, and familiarity with the necessity of sacrifice to help shepherd the human race towards a truly sustainable future. If only you’d use it.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re gorgeous, Leo. You knew that (although I’m sure you don’t object to hearing it again). But this week you’re especially beautiful. What you’ve got ahead of you is a week of good hair days and people who notice them. Go ahead and flirt and have fun with it. If you happen to have an agenda (especially a romantic one)—a proposal you’ve been putting off, for example—this week is a good time to move it forward. This week you’ll have a hard time getting “no” for an answer, so be careful what you wish for; you just might get it.
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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Everyone wants to be liked (even if they tell themselves and others they don’t give a shit). That’s normal. Librans, however, are sometimes likely to fall into a trap where their desire to be adored obscures who they are. Your malleability means you can easily play the role you guess people want you to play, without much regard for your own actual desires. As a temporary measure or strategy, that’s fine, but as a long-term plan it sucks ass. You’ve got to keep it real, baby—and that means letting some people hate your guts.
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