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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR YOU KNOW I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, RIGHT? In your Oct. 26, 2006 “Know Your Candidates!” section you mentioned that you could not think of anything that Councilmember [Mike] Molina has accomplished other than authoring the Affordable Housing Charter Amendment. I thought I would lend some assistance and provide you with a few accomplishments of Councilmember Molina. • Created the First Time Homebuyers Fund and authored the First Time Homebuyers Program legislation that implements the $400,000 set aside annually to assist needy families with the purchase of a home. The Affordable Housing Charter Amendment and First Time Homebuyers are the only significant pieces of affordable housing legislation fully passed by the Council, thus far. • Worked closely with the State, County and private officials to construct the Paia Mini Bypass, which has provided traffic relief during the afternoon rush hour. • Requested State officials to expedite the planning and design of a permanent Paia Bypass. • Secured over $1.5 million in road repair and paving projects within his district over the last three fiscal years. These appropriations are more than double the amount of funding secured by any other district in the County. • Requested and secured funding for the inaugural operation of the public transit system for Upcountry. The Administration was not set to fund this until 2008. • Authored legislation to increase the size of school zones, from 300 feet to 1,000 feet, for the protection of children and pedestrians. • Created the Countywide Road Safety Improvements line item within the County budget to help address traffic and pedestrian safety issues. • Annually supports the increase in Police and Fire personnel. • Supported the funding for the

Kaunakakai and Haiku Fire Stations. • Supported the funding for the South Maui Police Station. • And yes, he was one of the individuals that initiated the reduction in the price of gas from $3.69 to $3.67 per gallon. The most important thing to consider is that Councilmember Molina is responsive to his constituents. He consistently provides follow-up to each call. This includes all districts; he does not brush off a call if from another Council district. If he gets the call he will do his best to address the matter. I hope this is helpful in understanding Councilmember Molina’s record. -Gary Saldana, former aide to Councilman Molina, via email

ROB SAYS SPLIT ‘EM Ballot Question #1 asks voters: Should the Department of Public Works and Environmental Management be divided to form two separate departments? (“We Score the Ballot Measures,” Oct. 26, 2006). If approved, the change would require a revision of the County Charter to reflect the departmental structure. This ballot question is supported by Mayor Arakawa, who recognizes that with five divisions (Engineering, Highways, Solid Waste, Wastewater, and Development Services Administration) and 439 employees, our current Public Works Department is cumbersome to manage. I know this because as Environmental Coordinator, I am assigned to DPWEM, and share an office there. Director Milton Arakawa and Deputy Director Michael Miyamoto are swamped, more often than not, and also oversee a budget of around $110 million, or nearly 25 percent of the entire County budget. The Cost of Government Commission studied and endorsed the proposal, noting that the benefits of better management outweigh the added costs of administration salaries and supporting staff. Additionally, a new department of Environmental Management could provide the bureaucratic structure to build a new division or Office of the Environment. Currently, the County’s

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PUTS A LOT ON MR. ISAAK’S SHOULDERS This goes out to the morons who wrote the “Play in one act” on Chris Isaak (Oct. 19, 2006). First of all who authorized five people who only know Isaak from a video on MTV to write an article on him? Not only is it a huge disrespect to people who love his music, it clearly showed your ages and maturity level. Reading that article reminded me of being in high school listening to gossiping girls give reviews on other students. Isaak’s music not only is reminiscent of a time where love could save us all, it puts romance back to front of the class. Our society is no longer promoting romance, instead it’s Girls Gone Wild commercials and “shake that ass bitch” songs that feed our heads daily. So next time an artist comes to town, let’s have some people over 20 write about them, or a least like them. Peace. -Kevin Vaugn, via email

The guy who “authorized five people who only know Isaak from a video on MTV to write an article on him” responds: Had you actually read the article you’re criticizing, you would have noticed that “Brad” thought Isaak was “awesome” and “hilarious,” most notably because “back in the day, he wore a mirror-ball suit.” There’s no possible way anyone under the age of 20 would have known this—or used the phrase “back in the day,” for that matter. CORRECTION We misspelled the name of Marine Ira Hayes in our Oct. 19, 2006 story “Eastwood Deconstructs Heroism,” a review of the movie Flags of our Fathers.

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MEAGER Ouch! A&B’s third quarter profits are down 21 percent from the same quarter in 2005. That’s right, folks—the company that brings you Matson Navigation, A&B Properties and Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar made a meager $27.9 million this quarter. Of course, the company says it fully expected the losses. “While the contributions from Matson’s China service increased from the prior quarter, and the service is profitable, performance did not reach planned levels as favorable container volumes were more than offset by lower rates and higher fuel and intermodal rail costs,” A&B CEO Allen Doane said in an Oct. 27 press release. “However, it is noteworthy that Matson has firmly established its reputation in China for superior service, which should translate into improved rates over time.” See? The Chinese love Matson. Why should anyone worry about that? MTW

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Deidre Rockett OCCUPATION: Owns Kahalawai Coffee Cart at the Mahana Resort RUNNING FOR: Maui County Council seat representing West Maui MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Why should people vote for you? DEIDRE ROCKETT: Because I’m 28 and I’ll be the voice of the next generation. I would like to address the concerns of my generation, including affordable housing and preserving the open space around Maui. What’s the single biggest problem facing your district? I definitely believe it’s a lack of affordable housing for the hardworking families of Maui. Traffic is another, but that’s in the hands of the state representatives. What do you intend to do about this? I would suggest that any proposed community plans need to include at least 40 percent afford-

Yes, I think we do. But the affordable housing does need to be addressed, and if developers want to address the infrastructure before building, that should be explored. What are your feelings on Hawaiian Sovereignty?

I’m hoping from alternative sources we’ve yet to explore. I don’t think we should be moving water around the island from one area to another. The big island has deep ocean wells. We need to explore similar options before just moving water around. There are many things being done out there that we could be doing on Maui.

What do you think of the proposed Superferry?

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We need more discussion and research.

Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk. Very strange!

How about George W. Bush? I think that as a non-Hawaiian, it’s a pretty touchy subject. They deserve democracy and should have the right to vote themselves. The majority should be allowed to vote for either the Office of Hawaiian Affairs or sovereignty and be given whatever the majority votes on.

LC Director Silva Sued! And the possible end of booze cruises on Maui The only real awkward moment during Liquor Control Director Franklyn Silva’s luncheon speech before the Kiwanis Club on Oct. 19 came when one member asked him if he’d ever been sued. “I’m being sued right now, but I’m not supposed to talk about it,” Silva said. “This is the first time.” The case concerns a Feb 20, 2004 traffic fatality. According to case records filed with the U.S. District Court, that night Carolann Sabatino was out with her employer and some friends on a catamaran, booze cruise-type excursion aboard the Ali`i Nui, which sails from Ma`alaea Harbor. People seemed to have a good time and, when the ship returned to the dock, they headed their separate ways. The problem was that Sabatino was so wasted that on the drive home she killed Stephan Bournakel in a traffic accident. He was a young Maui doctor whose wife was at home with their one-month old baby. This happened two and a half years ago, and it was undoubtedly a horror for everyone involved. The victim’s family is still in

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but nothing that’s that difficult. Maybe just the day-to-day struggle of making ends meet on Maui.

able housing. I’d like to see 50 to 60 percent, but that might not be realistic. I’d also like to see the affordable homes in any project be developed before the market priced homes. And we need more transitional housing for the homeless.

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And what’s your favorite thing about Maui?

Bad leadership. What’s the most difficult thing that ever happened to you? I don’t really tend to remember the bad things in life. Little things come up,

court and Sabatino is serving 20 years behind bars. The case exemplifies a few interesting Maui County liquor law conundrums. Is it okay to sell people an open bar on a boat? Who’s responsible for the drivers who leave the party? Is a sunset cruise more like a luau, wedding or bar? It’s not a subtle distinction; each has its own sets of liquor rules. For instance, Moose McGillycuddy’s in Lahaina can’t sell you a ticket for an open bar, but the booze cruises down the street can. Jane Lovell, a Chief Litigator for the Corporation Counsel of Maui County, says excursions can have open bars because they’re often snorkeling-related and people don’t want to run the risk of losing their wallets and purses overboard. But on the other hand, Michael Green, the attorney who represents the victim Bournakel’s wife and son says it’s amazing more people haven’t been killed after booze cruises. “In all these years, they were lucky,” he said. According to Senior U.S. District Judge Alan C. Kay, the Maui County laws actually make all booze cruises illegal (County officials have been loath to use the term “booze cruise,” but court records show that Judge Kay did a “basic internet search for ‘Booze Cruise Maui’ and found numerous offers and customer reviews of such cruises”). Specifically, Kay’s March 23, 2006 finding

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says an ocean tour vessel can’t have an open bar where the public can attend. Though the regulations say luaus, champagne brunches and private events are still kosher. The rule against open bars “was never intended to apply to vessels which serve liquor,” LC Deputy Director Wayne Pagan said in an affidavit to the District Court in February of this year. Moreover, an officer from the Ali`i Nui crew says that LC inspectors haven’t enforced the open bar rule. The Ali`i Nui crewmember told the court that a county inspector said that including liquor in the price of the ticket was within the rules. Judge Kay ruled that though this may be true, the law is written as it’s written, and that’s that. The judge wrote in his findings that the current regulations and lack of enforcement represent “grave risks for the general public that the Maui County Liquor rules are designed to prevent.” And that means the County may be liable. What’s more, LC Director Silva and Deputy Director Pagan have also been served, though the Maui County Council will soon consider indemnifying them since their involvement in the case took place as part of official County business. Should that happen, us Joe Taxpayers will have to buck-up, though there are settlement talks even as this story goes to press. - Greg Mebel

Cunning Lingle What Governor Linda Lingle said about the Maui County Council’s proposed workforce housing ordinance at the Oct. 27, 2006 Maui Chamber of Commerce luncheon, according to the Oct. 28 Maui News: “The goal is not to pass an ordinance. The goal is to get housing built... Those on the council have never built a house in their life.”

What she didn’t say: Lingle’s a smart official with a lot of political experience, which is why it’s so unusual for her to make such a specious argument. Then again, the council’s work force housing ordinance is very controversial within the land development/home building community, which as we all know is very near and dear to Lingle’s heart (and campaign bank account). It’s no secret that if the law passes the big developers will chafe under the requirement that any given residential project must include 40-50 percent affordably priced homes. With such high stakes, it’s obvious why they’re getting Lingle to carry their water. But why did she have to do it in such a ridiculous way, implying that only those with actual land-building experience should craft housing policy. That’s like saying only someone who’s actually fought in a war should decide when to invade and occupy another country, and we know Lingle doesn’t believe that.

-Anthony Pignataro

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THURSDAY, Oct. 26 So this morning Democratic candidate for Governor Randy Iwase and his running mate Malama Solomon dropped by the office. Nothing special, really—they were in town and doing some old-fashioned door-to-door politicking. Nice people. Got no campaign, but they’re nice people. At one point Iwase mentioned all the polls being run by the Lingle camp. “So what are your internal polls saying?” I naively asked. “Oh, we don’t have any money to do polls,” he said. Apparently, they don’t have the money to do much of anything. According to the latest campaign finance reports, from Sept. 24 to Oct. 23 Iwase spent $68,000 while Governor Linda Lingle doled out $1.8 million. The only thing shocking about these numbers is that the supposedly allpowerful Democratic Party Machine would allow such a depressing disparity.

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WEDNESDAY, Oct. 25 So Judge Joel August is “confused” about how exactly the proposed Hawaiì Superferry will change/alter/expand Kahului Harbor. In fact, today’s Maui News says he’s so concerned that he might even “reconsider” his Aug. 17 ruling that the Superferry people didn’t have to do a full Environmental Impact Statement (EIS). The problem is that harbor expansion graphics which ran in an old Maui News story show a great deal more expansion than maps provided to the court by Hawaiì Superferry. Frankly, Judge August said, it all smacks of “segmentation”— an illegal practice of getting a big project built in small steps that at no time alert residents to the scale of the ultimate goal. Would Hawaiì Superferry do that? The same company that lobbied long and hard to convince the courts they didn’t have to do a full environmental review, which would have made segmentation nearly impossible? Say it ain’t so!

Now Windward Oahu legislator Cynthia Thielan is complaining that Dan Akaka won’t debate her in the race for the U.S. Senate. “I believe that if the voters of Hawai`i are permitted to see us side by side, they can compare our records and our plans for the future,” Thielen said in a release quoted in today’s Honolulu Advertiser. “A debate is the democratic thing to do.” Hmm… let me see if I can divine Akaka’s logic here. Akaka agreed to a debate with upstart Congressman Ed Case in the Primary Election, and he was lucky to get out alive. Why on earth would Akaka go through that again, especially since Thielen’s platform is more progressive than either Case’s or Akaka’s?

SATURDAY, Oct. 28 Looks like the U.S. Army has lost another Stryker Brigade vote again, according to today’s Honolulu StarBulletin. Yesterday the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals handed down a temporary injunction halting all construction activities with the controversial unit until the Army releases a new environmental review that looks at all places it could deploy the armored unit that’s best suited to urban warfare, rather than just junglecovered Hawai`i like the old one said. What’s fascinating about this story isn’t

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that progressives have won a big environmental and cultural preservation victory against the federal government—the Army’s previous environmental documents said the Stryker training range would harm ancient Hawaiian cultural sites—but that the Army is fighting over a weapon that isn’t even popular within its own ranks. Think of the Stryker as a giant armored car—it has eight wheels, not tracks, and much thinner armor and smaller armament than a tank. An internal Army report on the Stryker obtained by the Washington Post in March 2005 says that troops in Iraq wrap the vehicles in an armored cage against grenades— which is so heavy that soldiers have to check tire pressure three times a day—but even that only works about half the time. The vehicle’s engine, drive train and computers are also failing much faster than the Army anticipated. The Stryker’s grenade launcher, its main armament, also can’t hit a target if the vehicle is in motion. Of course the Army loves its Stryker, says it’s working out all the defects and wants to have them in Hawai`i as soon as possible.

SUNDAY, Oct. 29 Just a couple weeks to go before councilman and failed mayoral candidate Dain Kane’s biggest claim to fame—his ordinance banning smoking from restaurants but not bars—gets swept away by a far more draconian state law. Today’s Advertiser has a big story on the new law, which goes into effect Nov. 16. After that day, no one will be able to smoke in or 20 feet from the entrance to any restaurant, bar, shopping mall or any other building, with the exception of private homes, tobacco stores, specially designated smok-

ing rooms in hotels and prisons (doing away with their smoking would shatter the already precarious cigarette-based economy upon which most prisoners survive). Establishments caught allowing smoking will face fines starting at $100 for the first offense, and individuals found smoking in violation of the law will look at $50 fines. These numbers are, of course, dependent on a little thing called “enforcement,” which in the case of Kane’s ordinance, was never that good.

MONDAY, Oct. 30 Sad story in today’s Honolulu Advertiser on Congressman Ed Case (D, 2nd District). The guy who gave up his perfectly safe House seat on the theory that he could topple longtime Senator Akaka only to lose badly in the Primary Election has decided to sit out the General Election in Vietnam and Cambodia. With his party poised to take over the House— which could have propelled Case to a committee chairmanship—he’s now musing to the Advertiser about trying to get a $1.34 million brown tree snake control bill passed before he has to leave and “get a real job.” It’s funny—all Case had to do a year ago was announce that he was running for reelection. That’s it. No one in the party would have said a word and he undoubtedly would have beaten whichever Republican was foolish enough to contest the seat.

TUESDAY, Oct. 31 Guess not running for office can be just as important as running. Anthony Pignataro has somehow made it this far in life without having to get a real job. MTW

NEWSOFTHEWEIRD LUCKY SPIRITS The grave of Pol Pot (one of the 20th century’s most prodigious mass murderers) near Anlong Veng, Cambodia, is revered by local villagers who believe his ghost protects them and also provides winning lottery numbers, according to an August International Herald Tribune report. In fact, the government is building a casino nearby to serve those who feel lucky.

FLORIDUH POLITICS Donovan Brown, the Democratic nominee for a Florida state House seat, resumed campaigning in October after a two-week involuntary stay at a mental hospital after his mother took him in for evaluation. And over in Palm Beach County, Fla. we will see if its Republicans will understand a state law requiring them to vote for Mark Foley, their recently resigned congressman, if they want to vote for his GOP replacement.

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS Dutch transportation planner Hans Monderman has been pushing his innovative plans for improving traffic, and several towns in the Netherlands and Germany have already signed on, according to an August report by the German news organization Deutsche Welle. His proposals include eliminating traffic signs and street markings, which he believes will force drivers to be careful as they hunt for their destinations, and building children’s playgrounds in median strips of roads, figuring that drivers would surely slow down.

BEST SPORTS EVER The latest version of China’s periodic Animal Olympic Games, with 300 hardly voluntary participants, was held at the Shanghai Wildlife Park in

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September, to the consternation of animalrights activists around the world. London’s Daily Mail reported that chimpanzees played basketball and lifted weights, a bear in a tutu navigated an obstacle course, sea lions high-jumped, and an elephant took on spectators in tug-of-war. Photographs of a kangaroo boxing a garishly dressed man were posted on the Web sites of China Daily and CBS News.

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LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES At least three Christian wrestling associations are active in the southern United States, staging matches using traditional pro-wrestling gimmicks (angelic “babyfaces” vs. creepy “heels”; the “injured” star who gamely takes a mauling but wins through sheer determination). In one pointed adaptation, the bad guys strap “Wrestling for Jesus” star Chase Cliett onto a large cross in the ring and beat him bloody, but he is resurrected after a goodguys’ “run-in” from the dressing room. Wrestling for Jesus and Ultimate Christian Wrestling (both based in Georgia), and Texas’ Christian Wrestling Federation, set aside some time each show for their muscular roughnecks to evangelize among their rowdy fans, according to an Associated Press report.

FETISHES ON PARADE In September, police in the Georgia towns of Perry and Americus were investigating incidents probably involving the same unnamed man, who provided an additional dimension to the typical footfetishist: religion. An 80-year-old WalMart shopper in Perry reported that the man was sitting on the floor of an aisle and asked her for help with his “religious” ritual. The lady accommodated him by stepping on his hands and then spitting on him, but when he began to lick her feet, she called for help. MTW

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aùiki Head is a 386-foot hill rising from the extreme eastern part of the Hana Coast. I visited it a few Sundays ago, and a light rain fell on me as I made my way over its crumbling red lava and dirt. Densely covered with trees, its sheer sides plunge straight into Hana Bay. Kaùiki is a towering and fearsome hill, but it’s also an extremely quiet and peaceful place. It wasn’t always that way, which is why I was hiking around that misty Sunday morning. Two hundred years ago, Kaùiki Head was one of the most fought-over pieces of territory in the Hawaiian Islands. Action there was especially hard-fought in 1765 when Kalaniòpuù of Hawaiì invaded East Maui, occupying Hana and Kipahulu. In the subsequent Battle of Makaolehua, Maui warriors fighting for Kamehamehanui retook Hana, but only reoccupied Kaùiki Head after a prolonged siege. Unlike many American battlefields, there are no plaques or visitor centers at Kaùiki Head marking the ground’s significance. There are no statues of brave warriors rousing young legions to a desperate battle. There are no etched markers filling tourist heads with regimental names or honor rolls of fallen heroes. It’s a battlefield in terms of history alone, forcing visitors who know something of its bloody past to stare up its sheer terrain and imagine what it was like for a Maui or Hawaiì warrior to scramble up the slope as enemies dug in along the summit rained spears down upon him. Ancient Hawaiì was in every sense of the term a “warrior society.” Every island saw wars every few years as the many ruling chiefs (aliì nui) jockeyed for power. A few information displays tell Ìao Valley visitors of the great battle that took place there but few probably know that other bloody engagements took place at Kaupo, Kamaole, Honokowai, Puùnene, Kaànpali, Huelo, Wailuku, Lahaina and, of course, Hana. For battle Hawaiian warriors (koa) formed themselves into a kahului, a crescent-shaped formation where the horns pointed toward the enemy. The historian David Malo believed the term came from Kahului’s flat plains that would have allowed such a wide distribution of forces. Other than history books, there’s absolutely no indication anywhere on the island that when Kamehameha and his 20,000-35,000 warriors invaded Maui in 1790 to begin his War of Unification, during one of his landings his war canoes lined the shore from Puùmana to Mala. That there is so little physical acknowledgment of Hawaiì’s violent past is testament to the near-complete renunciation of war that followed Kamehameha’s conquering of the islands. While it’s true disease decimated his once proud army, reducing his forces in the early 1800’s to a mere fraction of what they had been barely a decade earlier (numbers that would remain small for decades and leave the archipelago vulnerable to American takeover in the 1890’s), once the islands had just one ruling chief (moì), Hawaiì fairly quickly transitioned into the “Aloha State” we all know today. Much of the reason was that they just didn’t have anyone to fight anymore.

egardless of the fact that Nov. 11 is Veteran’s Day, we seem to be talking about war more often than at any time since the 1960’s. Discussion of the fighting in Iraq—its violence, lies and open-ended commitment—dominates the major newspapers, evening news as well as this year’s election. President George W. Bush recently said he’d stop telling the American people we had to “stay the course,” though his insistence that U.S. commanders are adapting to the enemy doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. In the early days Pentagon officials told us confidently that there were no more than 5,000 insurgents—they

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repeated that number long after they announced we’d killed or captured 5,000 insurgents. When insurgents took over Fallujah, we smashed the city, scattering the fighters to the hinterlands. When we chased after them, they disappeared into Baghdad. The troops that originally invaded Iraq in 2003 were to be home by Christmas. Officials said the capture of Saddam Hussein in 2004 would deflate the insurgency. Then it was the 2005 democratic elections. The killing of terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi earlier this year was “a turning point” in the war. Then officials said turning Baghdad over to Iraqi forces was a major step to rotating our boys and girls out of the fighting. Then the bloody sectarian killings began. The war, it seems, is perfectly capable of continuing regardless of whatever tactical changes we make. There are still 140,000 American troops in Iraq, the same as during the 2003 invasion. No one knows how many Iraqis have died in the war—estimates range from 30,000 to 600,000—but we do know that 2,800 American soldiers have been killed and more than 44,000 wounded. Most people don’t even think about the war in Afghanistan anymore—now in its fifth year—though momentum is backsliding towards a reconstituted Taliban. Altogether, 340 Americans have died there, with another 5,000 wounded. Throughout it all, Bush has told Americans these wars are necessary to protect us at home. “[I]n order to fully defend America, we must defeat the evildoers where they hide,” Bush said at an Oct. 11, 2001 press conference. “We must round them up, and we must bring them to justice. And that’s exactly what we’re doing in Afghanistan—the first battle in the war of the 21st century.” “Today when people go to war, sometimes they go to war out of fear,” Neil Bernard Dukas, a historian and former Canadian Army officer who wrote the 2004 book A Military History of Sovereign Hawaiì, told me. “They reduce one’s enemy to evil. That is very Western.” But the Hawaiians, who possessed the same religion, customs and ethnicity as their enemies, had a very different way of marching to war. “Hawaiians had intimate knowledge of the enemy,” Dukas said. “They knew and understood their enemy. How could you call your enemy evil if they’re just like you?” he war in Iraq has become the single most controversial issue in the U.S. It dominated this year’s elections. Polls show a constant majority of citizens now feel the war was mismanaged, bungled or just plain wrong to begin with. Precise descriptions of what war was like in old Hawaiì—to say nothing of life in general—isn’t possible. Honest historians disagree about the interpretation and importance of various events and personalities. But one thing Dukas told me is that historians seem pretty certain that the anger and bitterness many Americans feel towards our current wars didn’t exist in old Hawaiì. “War was absolutely, perfectly accepted as normal,” Dukas said. “I don’t get any idea that Hawaiians would have challenged this. They weren’t revolutionary thinkers as we would think of them. Their world was pretty straightforward.” Then again, the old Hawaiians only fought for very specific reasons. These reasons may seem strange to us modern people, but they were deadly serious back then. Before Kamehameha united the islands, many aliì juggled shifting alliances in relentless bids for control. For them, power came through mana—the “life force” they

believed showed itself as various physical or mental skills. “While success in battle might understandably enhance a chief’s mana, the opposite was equally true—defeat was an indication of the god’s displeasure and viewed as the evident withdrawal of mana,” Dukas wrote in his book. And that meant battle after battle after battle. To keep things from getting too far out of hand, society constructed a series of rules governing combat. For instance, Dukas outlined in his book how there was to be no fighting during the rainy season ceremonies of Makahiki. The cutting down of an enemy’s coconut palm was a vicious declaration of war, while emissaries carrying a white stone to an enemy camp could defuse tensions. Wars began with the construction of elaborate heiau, which sent an unmistakable sign to the enemy that matters had gotten very serious. Mana governed war fighting and set rigid rules, though much wider in certain circumstances than is currently allowable. For instance, oral history cited by Dukas indicates that carving the bones of fallen enemies into fishhooks was a perfectly acceptable practice.

“Hawaiians had intimate knowledge of the enemy,” Dukas said. “They knew and understood their enemy. How could you call your enemy evil if they’re just like you?”

Combat itself—in contrast to today’s push-button warfare of GPS missiles, laser-guided bombs and aerial drones— was ferocious. Spears—both the extremely long pololu and the shorter elau ihe—saw widespread employment as a kind of artillery, as were daggers (pahoa) and flattened clubs lined with shark teeth (leiomano). Òhele—the most proficient warriors in the order of battle—were skilled in lua, a form of martial arts sometimes called “the art of breaking bones.” Lua was thought to be lost for many years until the early 1970s, when five men tracked down Charles W. Kenn, then the only known living lua practitioner. From him they spent years training in lua and learning how ancient òhele would pluck all the hair from their bodies and oil their skin, making them difficult to grab hold of during battle. “Warriors were not brutes,” lua master Jerry Walker— one of Kenn’s students—told Hana Hou magazine in 2003. “They also composed poetry, danced, surfed and excelled in sports and games.” And then there were more Western implements, used most famously at the Battle of Kepaniwai in the Ìao Valley. “This battle for Maui is said to be one of the most bitter ever fought on Hawaiian soil,” reads a visitor display at the Ìao Valley. “As the warriors reached Ìao, their shouts of defiance echoed throughout the valley.” What the displays don’t convey to visitors is the all-ornothing zeal Kamehameha and his army carried into the valley. According to historian Stephen L. Desha, whose collection of 1920’s historical newspaper stories was published in 2000 as Kamehameha and his Warrior Kekuhaupio, upon landing his fleet at Kahului, Kamehameha ordered his

warriors to remove the outrigger booms from their canoes. At first mystified by the order, Desha tells us the koa soon realized its significance when their king stood on a piece of Wailuku high ground and addressed them. “Forward, my little brothers, and drink of the bitter waters,” Kamehameha said. “There is no retreat.” Many historians say Kamehameha’s guns carried the day. “Had they fought face-to-face and hand-to-hand, as the custom was, they would have been equally matched,” historian Samuel M. Kamakau wrote in a Hawaiian language newspaper series, later published in 1961 in English as Ruling Chiefs of Hawaiì. “But the defensive was drawn up in a narrow pass in Ìao, and the offensive advanced from below and drew up cannon as far as Kaweloweloùla and shot from there into Ìao and the hills about, and the men were routed.” But Dukas disagrees, calling the assertion that Kamehameha derived his victory from Western guns “really unfair.” Partly it was because of the unreliability of the guns, but mostly because the Hawaiian method of combat was very effective in its own right. “The cannon, it seems, were more often a prize to be fought over than an important tool toward achieving victory,” Dukas wrote in his book. “Their most famous deployments at Ìao Valley and Nuùanu came late in those battles, as a final demoralizing blow to a cornered and exhausted enemy—a bloody and memorable use of firepower, no doubt, but far from being a decisive one.” any, many Hawaiian National Guard and Army Reserve troops have fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. Some, like Democratic gubernatorial candidate Randy Iwase, even say the state has sent a “disproportionate” number of soldiers off to war. Hawaiian culture may have moved beyond war, but the United States of America certainly hasn’t. Near the end of our interview, Dukas said he wanted to ask me something. In preparation for our interview he had gone to the Maui Time website and found my story “Now Playing Everywhere,” which I had written in 2005 about the Iraq war documentary Gunner Palace. He said part of what I had written had caught his eye. “War degrades, desensitizes and demeans,” he read. “War is an indeterminate yet unmistakable smell of black powder, rot, sweat, garbage and decay.” Agreeing with what I had written, Dukas then asked what I thought Hawaiian society would have been like if you took out the war. “What kind of society would you have?” he asked. “Is it feasible?” My immediate reaction was to think that yes, of course it would be feasible. But then I thought about how—horrible though it may be—wars bring societies together around a common goal and give them leaders. Then I thought about Hawaiian political activism in the last few decades, and the fragmented nature of the current Hawaiian sovereignty movement. Must a people have leaders in war in order to get organized during times of peace? Does war provide society with a drive and purpose that can’t be captured any other way? For someone who finds war wasteful and abhorrent, these are difficult and disturbing questions. Dukas himself did not know, and maybe it’s just not something that is knowable. But one thing that’s certain is that war in modern, advanced, Western society isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, leaving us all plenty of opportunity to study its importance. MTW

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Fish Tacos (left) and Owners Fernando & Kristy Cardona (below)

Fernando’s They make authentic Mexican food look easy Too often it gets close to dinner time and I’m too hungry and/or lazy to cook for myself. One of my favorite places to eat while I’m in this semicrazed state of mind is Fernando’s in Kahului, located in the food court next to Sports Authority. When I walk in the court, my eyes naturally roll left to Fernando’s. It’s just become a habit— one I have no intention of giving up anytime soon.

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Located in the Maui Marketplace, 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 873-7759. $

Every square inch of wall space is painted or otherwise decorated. Bold stripes of red, green, yellow, orange and blue run down the very tall walls. A decorative band of painted peppers cover the perimeter of the kitchen accent the colors. Walking in, there’s no possible doubt in any customer’s mind that he or she is in a Mexican establishment. Every choice I’ve ever made from the menu has been delicious. While I’ve not tried everything they offer, I do have a few favorites. I’d describe my normal state when I

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walk up to the counter as HUNGRY. When in this condition, I naturally opt for the seafood burrito. In fact, this burrito is my favorite above those served at any other establishment. Its large shrimp, deep-fried mahi mahi, avocado, rice and beans have satisfied me every time I’ve ordered it. They don’t advertise

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it as being gluttonously large, but it is. The aforementioned chile rellenos are another easy pick. They take healthy sized Ortega chiles, then load them with cheese and batter and fry them to perfection. They even leave the stem on the chile to add a little heat to the dish. This style of preparation always keeps my

taste buds interested, though I would like to know how they get the cheese inside… When I go for lunch I typically choose the fish taco plate. The tacos are always straight to the point: fresh and tasty with no weird frills. The fresh salsa bar offers more than enough seasoning options. Owners Fernando and Kristy Cardonas have run their colorful little eatery for the last three years. At one point they tried to run two Fernando’s restaurants at the same time, the other being in Kihei. But now they’re focusing on their Kahului location, having sold the other. Fernando Cardona has been cooking on Maui for the last 10 years, mostly in kitchens on the Westside. Kristy was born and raised on this island and has worked in the restaurant business long enough to work as a manager for her last employer. That’s a lot of experience, but it doesn’t translate into a cakewalk for them. Every time I’ve stopped in they’re working away, and it really shows. MTW

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:458:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533.

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2441850. $

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $

Kahili - Lunch with a view. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $

Ohana Cafe - Healthy breakfast and lunch comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods every night. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. MF, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

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W W W . B I G WAV E C A F E . C O M

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

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Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Maui Grill & Bento - Su-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161.

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

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Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

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Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai in a casual garden setting. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Home to award winning Chef Raul Bermudez

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

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Nazo’s Restaurant - Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2440529.

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DININGLISTINGS Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Nightly, 5:3010 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $

SOUTH MAUI

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8757782. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

PIZZA

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

ENTREES

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $

SUBS

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 8757668. $

SALADS

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8749299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

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Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

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Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 8741111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1368. $

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Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 8799944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Italian food and excellent wines. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 8740414. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 8795005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$ Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8754356. $

Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Su-M, 510 p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:301:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian cuisine dining near the water’s edge. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794994. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8750839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; TuSa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot and salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. $ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'til midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 510 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

UPCOUNTRY

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit down. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 5759588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 5739065. $

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

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Ahi tuna dusted with cajun spices, seared and served over cabbage. Garnished with pickled ginger Kaiware sprouts and Wasab

Crispy Crabcakes

Classic Caesar Salad Hearts of romaine tossed with home made croutons & Parmesan cheese

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Turkey Dinner

Lump Crab, lightly bound and breaded with cornflakes & served with tangy remoulade sauce

Traditional meal served with mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, vegetables and cranberries

Shrimp Cocktail

Prime Rib

Six large poached shrimp served with spicy cocktail sauce

Served with mashed potatoes, au jus, horseradish& vegetables

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Stella’s Holiday Salad Upcountry greens tossed with red wine vinaigrette, dried cranberries, walnuts & feta cheese.

Pan Seared Fresh Fish With a lemon-caper butter sauce, rice pilaf and vegetables

Stir Fry An array of mixed vegetables sautéed in a teriyaki sauce served over white rice, with Tofu, with Chicken

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Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily, 8 a.m.9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K

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Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

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Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside America. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill. Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 6610660. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

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House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $

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Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 6656262. $

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 6679616. $

Mango Cafe - American and local cusine. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 6671929. $$ K

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6655900. $

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

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Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

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Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

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Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $

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Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$

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Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Saturday $ 50 Imported Drafts $ 50 Domestic Drafts

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

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Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

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DININGLISTINGS Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

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Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 6613636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.-10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 6699600. $$$ Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House HawaiianMediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $ Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6696999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020. Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Got Issues Thursday (Nov. 9), 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater [COMEDY] Quick-witted, fast-talking Maggie Cassella brings social issues to your attention with strong opinions and extensive knowledge of current events, but she does it in a comical way. Her style has been dubbed similar to that of Lewis Black due to her bitter tone and her frustration with the stupidity that is (large parts of) our society and government. You may agree with her views, you may not. Either way, she will entertain you as well as prompting those gears in your head to turn. Make sure to keep your ears wide open, she says a lot and she says it fast! Tickets: $20. McCoy Studio Theater is located at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center in Kahului, 242-7469. [HEIDI KING]

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Halloween Redux

Hana Haps

Thursday-Saturday (Nov. 2-4)

Saturday (Nov. 4), 4-11 p.m. at Hana Ball Park

[POST-HOLIDAY PARTIES] For those of you who considered Halloween’s über-shenanigans to be either too overrated or overwhelming to participate, the aftermath events are often more satisfying and less—hmm… how do we say it… slutty and belligerent? In celebration of Mexico’s ever-popular holiday honoring the dead, Dia De Los Muertos, local indierock darlings Hinterlander will perform Thursday (Nov. 2), 7:3010:30 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel in Wailuku. There’s no cover, and Hinterlander invites you to bring a photo or remembrance of a deceased loved one for the altar, paint yourself as a skeleton, and party with the spirits—both ethereal and ethanol-related. On Friday and Saturday (Nov. 3-4), 7:30 p.m. at the Steppingstone Playhouse in the Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, the InsPirates comedy crew is back with their interactive, improv skits and multimedia melee with their latest episode of “Channel Sailing.” Tickets are $15 at the door, $10 for keiki. On Saturday (Nov. 4), 10 p.m. at Casanova in Makawao, Club Crimson is back with their DJ house party hosted by Ray Masters and his freaky friends. Admission is $6.66 or $5 for costume wearers (who’ll also get a funky door prize).

[FILM FESTIVAL] Wanna get away from the rat race in metropolic Lahaina Town? Had enough of the bright lights of Kihei? This weekend is the ideal time for that weekend getaway to Hana you’ve been talking about for ages but were too lazy to go through with. You know Hana is beautiful, peaceful— the perfect change of pace from your Monday through Friday hell of shlepping burgers or suitcases for tourists. And on top of all that, this weekend is the fourth annual Hana Film Festival featuring The Land Has Eyes, Dreams of the Pagan Tattooed Savage, Passing the Gift: Malama Honokowai, Kris Kristofferson: One Man One Voice, Frank DeLima: 30 Years of Laughter, Of Wind & Waves: The Life of Woody Brown and Wahine O Ke Kai. Also, George Kahumoku, Zenshin Daiko Taiko Drummers, saxophonist Tom Scott, “Tita” and much, more. It’s live music and award-winning films under the stars. And it’s free. For more info, visit www.mauifest.net or call 573-5530.

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Jumping Flea Jubilee

Vote Early! Vote Often!

Sunday (Nov. 5), 2 p.m. at A&B Amphitheater

Tuesday (Nov. 7) at a polling place near you [ELECTION] It’s that time again! Time to vote! It’s all the rage! All the kids are doing it! Well, not all the kids—that would be illegal. Why, I don’t know—I know plenty of children— mere tykes, really—who could easily make informed choices in the voting booth. What kind of country do we live in that bans them from the polling site but welcomes the stupid, stupid adult? Is that what our Founders fought over? I think not! Of course, it’s much too late this year to do anything about it, so I guess once again this great nation of ours will have to place its future in the hands of “registered voters.” I know, I’m scared, too. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

[ÙKE FEST] I love free stuff! Problem is, as the old saying goes, nothing comes for free. And that’s an old saying, from the times when you might actually have been able to get something for free. Nowadays, with bottled water costing two bucks and a cup of coffee five, those words ring even truer. So it pleases me to inform you that the (rescheduled from October) first annual Starbucks Maui ‘Ukulele Festival will be absolutely free. Complimentary entertainment will be provided by Herb Ohta, Jake Shimabukuro, Richard Ho’opi’i, Manoa DNA, Kelly Boy DeLima and daughter Kalena, Hula Honeys, Da ‘Ukulele Boys, the Kalama Intermediate School ‘Ukulele Band, and more. Several ùkuleles will be given out—on the house!—in door prizes and drawings throughout the day. Concessions will be available. Though not free, they should be delicious. Among those represented: Starbucks, Market Street Café, Vasi’s Catering, Maui Kazowie Kettle Korn, and Uncle Cuzzo’s Cookies. Oh, and by the way, the event is being partially sponsored by everyone’s favorite locally owned, independent (and that’s right, free) paper, MauiTime Weekly. Let freedom ring, off anùkulele string! The A&B Amphitheater is located at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center in Kahului. [COREY NIELSEN]

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A Pinnacle of Comedy All make laugh nice for British comedian Bawdy, quick-witted, and unrelentingly hilarious, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is possibly the funniest movie ever made. Da Ali G Show mastermind Sacha “Baron” Cohen plays the Kazakh character Borat Sagdiyev, which Cohen developed and polished during the run of his cable television show, to impossibly hilarious heights in a movie that combines all facets of postmodern cinematic satire. Cohen melds the pranking of Jackass, the punking of Punk’d, the satire of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and the inventiveness of Mel Brooks to create an original brand of comedy that stands alone as a defiant manifesto for compulsive laughs. This film-within-a-film finds Borat, “the second most successful reporter in all Kazakhstan,” leaving his native third-world village of Kuczek to make a documentary about America, a magical place that he can only barely begin to comprehend. Upon arriving at his hotel in Manhattan, Borat discovers the erotic phenomenon of Pamela Anderson while watching an episode of Baywatch, and resolves to travel to California with his documentary producer Azamat (Ken Davitian) in order to marry her. Along the way, Borat takes his reporting duties seriously. He interviews members of a feminist group, political yahoo Alan Keyes, a humor coach, and a Southern etiquette men-

tor, in a random effort at uncovering American conventions to pass along to the Kazakh public through Kazakhstan’s

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Ministry of Information. “I like a you; I like sex. It’s nice.” It’s with these few provocative words that Baron Cohen grabs his audience by their guts and pulls them into his primitive yet sophisticated formula for mocking everything from racism and hypocrisy to the disparity of wealth and the narcotic effects of pop culture. The first overtly outrageous episode comes after Borat explains that although Kazakhstan is a glorious country, its three main problems are “economic, social and Jew.” Borat reports on his country’s annual event “the Running of the Jews,” wherein boys dressed in white with colored sashes around their waists run from giant paper mache monster heads of a Jewish husband and wife. Cohen, who is himself Jewish, goes on to roast anti-Semitism later in the film when Borat and Azamat seek shelter at a Southern bed and breakfast hotel unexpectedly operated by an elderly Jewish couple. In

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order to escape the hotel, Borat throws money at a couple of potato bugs on his room’s floor that he believes represent the hotel’s owners. Perhaps the most socially overthe-top sequence comes when Borat sings the tune of the “Star Spangled Banner” replaced with alleged lyrics of the Kazakh anthem at a Salem, Virginia rodeo filled with its stereotypical red state audience. Before singing a note, Borat delivers a War on Terror rant hoping that “George Bush drinks the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq” before leveling the country so that not even a lizard survives. Behind the veil of the film’s carefully guarded blueprint are director Larry Charles (Masked and Anonymous) and producer Jay Roach (director on Meet the Fockers). Borat has already stirred a whirlwind of controversy for cutting too close to the bone of issues and prejudices that some would rather not have put under their noses. The Borat character represents an upwardly mobile peasant closely in touch with the intimate inner workings of culture. It’s an uninhibited curiosity shared by Charlie Chaplin’s unforgettable characters that inevitably locates precise nerves of social oppression and hammers away at them indefinitely. The people that refuse to accept the joke unwittingly conspire to conceal a secret that Cohen already knows: ridicule is the most powerful weapon of the oppressed. MTW

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Nov. 8

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Lassie - PG - W only 5, 7:30

LASSIE - (PG) - Drama, Family - Another Lassie? I thought it was cats that have nine lives. Well, I guess this one is different ‘cause it’s set in Scotland. 100 min. (Heidi King)

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New This Week FLUSHED AWAY - (PG) - Animation, Comedy - The story of a pampered pet mouse who tries to lure a rat named Sid into the toilet but inadvertently gets flushed down into the London sewer system. And no, I did not just make all that up. Stars Ian McKellen, Jean Reno and Andy Serkis. 86 min. (Anthony Pignataro) THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE - (G) - Family, Comedy - Santa (Tim Allen) struggles to keep his new family happy while battling Jack Frost (Martin Short), who is trying to take over Christmas. Why Martin Short? Why? 115 min. (Keith Benedict)

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Now Showing CATCH A FIRE - (PG13) - Drama, Thriller - An apolitical man is accused of a crime he didn’t commit. The foul treatment spurs him into action as a rebel fighter. Takes place in South Africa. 102 min. (HK) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is— Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE DEPARTED - (R) - Crime, Drama - This Martin Scorsese picture is set in South Boston and stars Leonardo DiCaprio as a young cop who infiltrates the mob and Matt Damon as a young mobster who infiltrates the cops. Also stars Jack Nicholson and Mark Wahlberg. 150 min. (AP) FEARLESS - (PG13) - Action, Drama - Jet Li plays real-life martial arts legend Huo Yuanjia,

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who became the most famous fighter in all of China at the turn of the 20th Century. This is supposedly Li’s last martial arts film. 103 min. (HK) FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS - (R) - War, Drama Clint Eastwood’s big film adaptation of James Bradley’s best selling book of the same name, concerning the Marines who appeared in the famous photo of the flag raising on Mount Suribachi during the World War II battle for Iwo Jima. 132 min. (Anthony Pignataro) FLICKA - (PG) - Family, Drama - Another heartwarmer about a rebellious young girl and her wild horse. But also, this film is the recipient of the Heartland Film Festival’s Truly Moving Picture Award for exploring “the human journey by artistically expressing hope and respect for the positive values of life.” Like I said, a girl and her horse. Stars Alison Lohman, Maria Bello and Tim McGraw. 100 min. (Samantha Campos) THE GUARDIAN - (PG13) - Action, Adventure, Drama - Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher star as the men training to become the best at sea rescue team possible. Let’s be honest, there are going to be hot bodies getting wet and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! 145 min. (HK) THE GRUDGE 2 - (PG13) - Horror - The sequel. Whoo. Lots of white cover up and dark eye makeup. 95 min. (HK) THE ILLUSIONIST - (PG13) - Mystery, Romance Boy falls for girl. Girl gets engaged to a Prince. Boy masters magic tricks to get her back. Stars Edward Norton and Jessica Biel. 110 min. (HK) MAN OF THE YEAR - (PG-13) - Comedy - Robin Williams plays a Jon Stewart-like talk show host who ends up running for President. Also stars Laura Linney, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken and Lewis Black, who really should run for president. 115 min. (AP) MARIE ANTOINETTE - PG-13 - Drama - This film

is about Marie Antoinette’s (Kristen Dunst) marriage at 14 to Louis XVI (Jason Schwartzman), and her rise to and from power as Queen of France. Based on the book by Antonia Fraser, yet the soundtrack reflect’s Sophia Coppola’s “modern take on the story.” 125 min. (Keith Benedict) THE MARINE - (PG13) - Action, Drama, Thriller - A badass Marine comes home only to have to deal with a gang that kidnaps his wife. It’s like the masculine equivalent to a cheesy romance novel. (HK) ONE NIGHT WITH THE KING - (PG) - Drama No, I didn’t yet make an adult film. This is about Queen Esther, once an orphan who wins the heart of a King. It looks like the Passion part deux. (HK) OPEN SEASON - (PG) - Comedy, Animation - A domesticated bear gets himself stuck in the forest during hunting season. He and his furry friends have to turn the tables on the hunters in order to survive, but they have to do it in a PG way, so no blood and guts. 95 min. (HK) THE PRESTIGE - (PG-13) - Drama, Thriller Scarlett Johansson, Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman star in this story of two flashy, famous magicians in 1890s London who try to outdo each other using then-mysterious electricity and science, probably over a chick. Directed by Christopher Nolan. 135 min. (AP) RUNNING WITH SCISSORS - (R) - Drama, Adaptation - The early years of Augusten Burroughs, memoir writer, are brought to the silver screen. Hopefully Hollywood didn’t screw it up! 120 min. (HK) SAW 3 - (R) - Suspense, Horror - Wait. I thought “Jigsaw” was on his death bed at the end of the second movie. The first one was freakin’ awesome, the second was good, but you knew what you were getting into, now three? I dunno about this. 107 min. (HK) SUKOB - (PG13) - Drama, Horror - A blockbuster Philippine film (a.k.a. The Wedding Curse) about the mysterious events surrounding one wedding, and the disappearance of the bride’s friends and relatives. Hey, I’ve been to many weddings and sometimes the disappearance of the bride’s friends and relatives would be a good thing. 100 min. (SC) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING - (R) - Horror, Thriller - It’s a prequel set years before the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and it looks really, really scary. 105 min. (HK)

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KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Departed - R - Th, M-W (3:25), 7, F-Sa (1), 4:05, 7, 10, Su (1), 4:05, 7 Flushed Away - PG - F-Sa (1:45), 4:35, 7:45, 10:15, Su (1:45), 4:35, 7:45, M-W (3:35), 7:45 Guardian - PG13 - Th only (3:35), 7:15 Open Season - PG - Th only (3:55), 7:45 Santa Claus 3 - G - F-Sa (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:30, Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, M-W (3:45), 7:15 Saw 3 - Th, (3:45), 7:30, F-Sa (1:30), 4:25, 7:30, 9:45, Su (1:30), 4:25, 7:30, M-W (3:55), 7:30

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900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Departed - R - Th-F, M-W (4:30), 8, Sa-Su (1), 4:30, 8 Man of the Year - PG13 - Th (4:15), 7, 9:40, F, MW (4:15), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:15 Prestige - PG13 - Th (4), 6:50, 9:30, F, M-W (4), 6:30, 9, Sa-Su (1:20), 4, 6:30, 9 Saw 3 - R - Th (4:45), 7:30, 9:50, F, M-W (4:45), 7:05, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:05, 9:15

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 Flicka - PG - Th (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15, F, M-W (2, 4:30), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7, 9:15 Flushed Away - PG - F, M-W (1:30, 4), 6:45, 9, (11:15, 1:30), 4, 6:45, 9 Grudge 2 - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:30), 7, 9:30 Marine - PG13 - Th only 7:15, 9:45 Santa Claus 3 - G - F, M-W (1:15, 3:45), 6:30, 9, (11, 1:15), 3:45, 6:30, 9 Sukob - R - Th only (1:30, 4)

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How ‘bout a Tap Dance, Big Daddy? Seven reasons why you should see Masters of Rhythm This ain’t yo momma’s tap dance. Think STOMP, but not really. More like Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly possessed by Savion Glover. (P.S., if you’re reading this Savion, I’ve loved you since you showed up on Sesame Street. Good times, good times.) Besides the whole tap dance being a really totally rad thing (shit, did I just date myself with the r-a-d word?) here’s some other reasons why you should go:

Masters of Rhythm Sunday (Nov. 5), 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater, MACC. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. Call 242-7469.

1) You’ll be patriotic without being political: Tap Dance is all-American. And I quote: “Tap is an American theatrical dance.” It blends moves from the Irish Step Dance, the English Clog Dance and the African Dance Movement. I mean really, when was the last time you did something truly American? Mc-Scratching yourself while drinking a Mc-Flurry that you won from Mc-Monopoly so does not count. 2) If you’re not about the whole “patriotic thing” you can go all international by attending the Masters of Rhythm. Yukiko Misumi from Japan will be rocking the stage, as well as Grant Swift who was born in New Zealand. Misumi has performed in numerous clubs in Japan and has performed in 2002, 2003 and 2004 at the New York City Tap Festival. She’s also Japan’s International Association representative. Swift has performed and taught all over the whole wide world—London, Singapore, Mexico, Australia and New Zealand. I’m also assuming that he has a really sexy accent... and he’s performed on Broadway. I’m swooning. I’m really swooning. 3) Tap Dance is sexy. For real. Masters-of-Rhythm. Figure that one out, guys. This event has the potential for a seriously hot date. Who doesn’t want to do it after watching fit, slightly sweaty bodies thumping around rhythmically for hours? Duh.

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Don’t forget that you have the opportunity to get thoroughly buzzed pre-show in the courtyard. Ka-ching! In there like swim wear, baby. 4) The dancers are hot. Hotter than your boyfriend or girlfriend. Believe me. I have seen photographical evidence that your eyes will thank you for attending this performance. Don’t act like this is a stupid reason. You know you wouldn’t want to go so bad if the dancers were fugly. 5) You can go to tap dance lessons beforehand and feel smart. Who doesn’t like to feel smart? On Nov. 3, 4 and 5 you can actually take tap lessons from some of the hot and talented performers of the Masters of Rhythm. Seriously, when are you ever going to get the chance to learn tap from people like Jason Samuel Smith? Smith was an original member of Savion Glover’s NYOT (Not Your Ordinary Tappers), has performed at The White House, on Regis & Kathie Lee and has won both an Emmy and an American Choreography award. Some fun, yeah? Beginning to advance students are welcome.

6) Professional dancers from North America, Australia and Japan will perform numbers choreographed by Emmy Award-winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and directed by Chloe Arnold. Professional performers include Lynn Dally, artistic director of the legendary Jazz Tap Ensemble; Mark Yonally, artistic director of Chicago Tap Theater; Grant Swift, New Zealand-born dancer, choreographer and producer; Julie Cartier, artistic director of Especially Tap Chicago; Jimmy Payne Jr. of Perfect Timing Chicago, and Yukiko Misumi, founder of Japan’s Artistic Rhythm Tap Network. 7) Live accompaniment will be onstage by jam-artists Sal Godinez (keyboards), Marcus Johnson (bass), and Michael Buono (drums). And Maui radio personality Kathy Collins

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will host. So really, you should go. I’m gonna go and be the girl trying her hardest not to throw her panties on the stage because, as you may have noticed, tap dance kind of turns me on. It’ll turn you on, too. So clippity-clop your way down to the MACC and get your tickets before somebody else does. For more information (and that photographical evidence of the hot performers) visit www.mauitapexperience.org or call the MACC at 242-SHOW (7469). MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Dave Stringer - Thursday (Nov. 2). Dave Stringer is a Kirtan singer who has performed with Krishna Das and Jai Uttal and has toured internationally with his band. Tickets: $15. 8:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390. Olomana - Saturday (Nov. 4). Taking the name of a beautiful windward Oàhu mountain, Olomana (Jerry Santos, Wally Suenaga, Willy Paikuli, Haunani Apoliona) blends contemporary and traditional musical styles to create a unique sound deeply rooted in the land, people and culture of Hawaiì. Tickets: $35. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ùke Kooks - Sunday (Nov. 5). Rescheduled from Oct. 15, Earthquake Day. If you enjoy the annual slack key festival, you’ll love the new ùkulele fest as well! A full afternoon of ùkulele music, line-up includes Herb Ohta, Jake Shimabukuro, Richard Ho’opi’i, Manoa DNA, Kelly Boy DeLima & daughter Kalena, Hula Honeys, Da Ùkulele Boys, Kalama Intermediate School Ukulele Band, and more. Free. 2-6 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Masters of Rhythm - Sunday (Nov. 5). Experience a landmark cultural event in Hawaiì dance history when the highest global levels of a true American artform converge in an explosion of rhythm and style with live music and drumming. Led by Emmy Award-winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and directed by Chloe Arnold (Los Angeles Tap Festival), outstanding professional tap dancers from North America, Australia and Japan. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, www.MauiTapExperience.org or 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Maggie Cassella - Nov. 9. Maggie is a political ranter in the style of Lewis Black. In this politically charged month, Cassella brings her version of The Daily Show on crack. An ex-lawyer turned writer, producer and talk show host, Maggie spends most of her time frantically scanning the news for the latest political screw-ups, entertainment news, nightmares, stupid studies, ludicrous lawsuits, and ridiculous rulings and regulations. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469. Pro Bull - Nov. 10 and 11. For the first time in the Professional Bull Riders' history, top ranked bull riding athletes will compete on the Hawaiian islands. Tickets: $80, $25. War Memorial Football Stadium, 242 7469. Maui Music Fest - Nov. 12. With Willie Nelson and The Doobie Brothers. The timeless voice of Willie Nelson has touched audiences for decades. Join American legends Willie Nelson and his friends The Doobie Brothers for an evening of live music at the 6th Annual Maui Music Fest; proceeds benefit the Tuition Assistance Program of the Montessori School of Maui. Tickets: $50, $40. 5:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Ying Quartet - Nov. 13. The Yings’ enthusiasm for performing in diverse settings has led to concerts in every major international venue as well as hospitals and juvenile prisons, as they strive to make artistic and creative expression an essential part of everyday life. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Solomon Islanders - Nov. 16. The hit of the ’04 Pacific Festival of the Arts, these superb performers from the center of Melanesia, in the Solomon Islands of the Southwest Pacific—home to a fascinating panpipe music tradition. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet. Sixteen musicians and dancers, contribute visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Cecilio and Kapono - Nov. 17. “C & K,” as they are fondly known, have won lasting stature on the contemporary Hawaiian music scene as well

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as in the hearts of their audiences. Between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have released more than 20 albums and received multiple Na Hökü Hanohano Awards as both duo and solo artists. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk/rock harmonies make this show an enduring favorite, evoking memories of good times together. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Na Lani ‘Eha - Nov. 18. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Richard Thompson - Nov. 19. With special guest Danny Thompson. One of the all-time great talents of British rock music, Richard Thompson founded the renowned group Fairport Convention while still in his teens. Singer, songwriter and guitarist, his solo work is consistently intelligent and pure, which is why musicians like Elvis Costello, Lou Reed and David Byrne praise him. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Sun, Sand and Hoops - Nov. 20-22. The annual EA Sports Maui Invitational. Lots of really tall guys scoring like crazy—on the basketball court! You have to get online to get tix. www.mauiinvitational.com. E Hoòulu Aloha - Nov. 25. 6th Annual E Hoòulu Aloha, “To Grow In Love.” Concert featuring Uluwehi Guerrero, Leiòhu Ryder and Richard Hoòpiì. Hula performances by Halau Ka Ulu o Ka La and Na Pua O Kealani of Hokkaido, Japan. Hawaiian food, arts & crafts, raffle, silent auction, and more. $15, $10. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Bailey House, 244-3326. Lewis Black - Nov. 25. You’ve seen him on HBO, Comedy Central, and in a regular spotlight bit “Back in Black” on The Daily Show. Lewis Black, the fed-up humorist hanging at the end of his rope, brings new meaning to “Black” humor. Lewis’ style is reminiscent of the late greats Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison and George Carlin. This show will contain mature explicit subject matter. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Storytelling Festival - Nov. 25. The essence of traditional and contemporary Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of different ways to tell stories. The evening performance features traditional master storyteller Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary slam poet Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20 (each performance). 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Andy Bumatai - Dec. 2. From the TV special “All in the Òhana” to the Monarch Room of The Royal Hawaiian Hotel, Andy has tickled audience funny bones from the islands to the mainland. An island boy by birth, he lived for a time in the Los Angeles area where he made the improvisation circuit and worked his way up to opening for major concert stars, from Tom Jones to the Beach Boys. Now he’s back to his roots and serving up one laff riot! Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469. The Santaland Diaries - Dec. 7. Coconut Cabaret presents David Sedaris’ brilliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side… through the eyes of a slacker working as a Macy’s elf! Our hero, Crumpet (you have to go by your elf name) weaves a tale of humiliation, bitterness and the occasional celebrity sighting all the while trying to get his big break on One Life To Live.

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Matato`a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson, part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “little big band” is equally at home with its multi-lingual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky bars. With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse crowd for its performances. Tickets: $40, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows are free.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2 MauiFest Kick Off - Official MauiFest kick off celebration for Jazz Alley TV’s 15 year anniversary! Meet the musicians, filmmakers and everyone who makes this festival happen. $15, $10. 8 p.m., Unisan, Wailuku, 244-4500.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3 “American Blackout” - Public screening of American Blackout. The film examines allegations of Black voter disenfranchisement from Florida 2000 to Ohio 2004 and profiles Georgia Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney who investigated these election problems and also publicly questioned the Bush administration about the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Free. 7 p.m., MCC Ka Lama 103, 573-3255.

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“Peaceful Warrior” - Public screening of Peaceful Warrior. Based on the best-selling novel, and spiritual classic, Way of the Peaceful Warrior by Dan Millman. The movie chronicles the inspiring story of gymnast Millman’s Olympic dreams, near fatal accident and life changing encounter with a mysterious spiritual philosopher/teacher “Socrates.” $10. 7:30 p.m., Valley Isle Gymnastics, 871-6116.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4

Guided Coastal Walk - A guided walk through the Waihe`e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, the site of the old Waihe`e Dairy. Free. 9 a.m. Reservations required 244-5263. GIS FYI - Companies employing cutting-edge Geographic Information System (GIS) mapping technology are invited to showcase their work at Maui Economic Development Board’s second annual GIS Day. 12-2 p.m., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 875-2307. Hana Film Festival - Hana Film Festival with award winning films, filmmakers and an all star line up of entertaining musicians. Free. 3 p.m. Hana Ball Field. Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace. “Peaceful Warrior” - Public screening of Peaceful Warrior. Based on the best-selling novel, and spiritual classic, Way of the Peaceful Warrior by Dan Millman. The movie chronicles the inspiring story of gymnast Millman’s Olympic dreams, near fatal accident and life changing encounter with a mysterious spiritual philosopher/teacher “Socrates.” $10. 7:30 p.m., Valley Isle Gymnastics, 871-6116.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5 VeganFest - Annual veganfest with informative talk, cooking demonstration, entertainment and more. 11 a.m.-2 p.m., Mayor Tavares Community Center, Pukalani, 575-7694. Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m., Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 6 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 7 `Ohana Connection - The 'Ohana Connection is an ongoing speaker's breakfastto promote awareness for a healthier life in the Maui Community. $10. 8:30 a.m. 111 Kane St., Kahului, 573-6343.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8 Free Spirits - Back from touring, Free Spirits to do a free show! 6:15 p.m. Candlelight Café and Cinema, MACC, 242-7469. WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Te Tiare Patitifa. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat, Nov. 4. Duelists to play, trade and collect the upcoming Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game at the world release of the Cyberdark Impact. 2 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4766. After-School - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes in two locations. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Improvement - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174. English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Core Four - Thu, Nov. 2. Core Four Business Planning class covers everything you need to

Thursday 11/02 BOCALINO

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CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

TBA $5, 10pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Saturday 11/04

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

The John Moore Project No cover, 9:30pm

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Club Crimson w/Ray Masters $6.66, 9pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

The Planetary Bandits 9:45pm

One Vibe $7, 9:45pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, No cover, 9:45pm; WED - DJ Chronic

Salsa $5, 10pm DJ $15, 10pm

E & O TRADING CO.

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

Grown and Sexy

Wild 105.5 Party

10 Year Anniversary Party

Teen Night

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

MON - Wille K; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy; WED - Dolla Bolla w/DJ LX MON - Reggae on the Rock w/Marty Dread, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

MON - Martini Night, No cover; TUE - New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm

Lawa $8, 9:45pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Monday 11/06 – Wednesday 11/08

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm; TUE - Colin John Band

COMPADRES

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Sunday 11/05

Haiku Hillbillys No cover, 7:30pm

Hinterlander No cover, 7:30pm

CASANOVA CHARLEY’S

Friday 11/03

Big City No cover, 9pm

know to start or grow your business. Free. 9-10 a.m. MEO's Family Center, Wailuku, 249-2990, ext. 244. Dance of the Lover - Fri, Nov. 3. Aligning dance, yoga, martial arts and resistance training, with inspiring words, and Buddhist wisdom to keep you uplifted and energized. Free. 7:30-9 p.m., Maui Lotus Yoga, 874-YOGA.

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

POETRY Poets Society - Thu, Nov. 2. Open poetry readings. 6:30-9 p.m., Wailuku Public Library, 6610517. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

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POLITICAL

Reef Snorkel - Sat, Nov. 4. Learn how to ID fish and other ocean critters and how to conduct reef surveys during any snorkel or dive. 9 a.m. Maluaka Beach, just south of Maui Prince Hotel, 879-2818.

Sign Waving - Fri, Nov. 3. Mazie Hirono for Congress sign waving. 4-6 p.m. Corner of Ka`ahumanu Ave. & Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului, david@mazieforcongress.com or 276-3488.

Arbor Day - Sat, Nov. 4. Tree give-away, informational booths, free expert advice, free plant care guides, and free demonstrations. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 150 Kanaloa Avenue, Kahului, across from War Memorial Stadium, 249-2798. Pump Don’t Dump - Sat, Nov. 4. An informative demonstration to convince all boaters to pump. 10 a.m. Kamaole 1, Kihei, www.pumpdontdump.com. Haleakala - Next Fri and Sat. Nov. 10-11. Volunteer in Haleakala Crater. Stay free in Holua Cabin, and do Park service work, such as weeding invasive species, with time for relaxation, exploring or photography. For information and reservations, call Friends of Haleakala National Park, 248-7660.

SPORTS Group Effort - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Fox Trot - Sat, Oct. 4. 17th annual Terry Fox “Day of Hope”, a 5K walk and 10K fun run through scenic Wailea to benefit cancer research. Four Seasons Resort Maui, Wailea, www.terryfoxmaui.org or 874-8000.

ART Linda Whittemore - Now through Nov. 20. Both printmaker and painter, Linda will be on hand to demonstrate and talk about the art of viscosity monotypes, a painterly form of printmaking. Call for dates and times. Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245. Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194. Opening Reception - Sat, Nov. 4. “Confluence” an exhibit by the two artistic energies of Kathleen O’Bryan and Sharon McGauley. 6-8 p.m., Viewpoints Gallery, 572-5979.

Rally - Sun, Nov. 5. Mazie Hirono to meet with Maui residents at a free Democratic Party rally. 46 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 230-2006.

TV/RADIO Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m., Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Howard Ahia. Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri; Ernest Pua’a. Sat, Sun, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue;

Gina Martinelli 7pm

Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat; Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu; Harry Troupe. Fri; Joshua. Sat; Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed; Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue; Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Sun; Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700. Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat; Mark Johnston. Sun, Wed; Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri; Eddi Delgado. Sat, Mon; Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat; Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly; Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.

Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 6614811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Thu; JD on the Rocks. Fri; Scott Baird. Sat; JD and Friends. Sun; Kilohana. Wed; Scottie Rotten. Thu-Sun sets 2:30-5 p.m. Wed sets 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 6614495.

Mon-Thurs 9:30pm-Midnight Fri-Sat 9:30pm-1am

EVERY TUESDAY

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Longhi’s - Fri; Crazy Fingers. Sat; Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. Mango Cafe - Fri, Sat, Sun; Live entertainment. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri; Nino Toscano. Sat, Wed; Marvin Tevaga. Mon; Brian Haia. Tue; Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu; Greg & Steve. Fri; Llayne & Greg. Sat, Sun; Mark & Mike. Wed; Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri; AnRil. Sat; John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu; Ah-Tim Eleniki. Tue; Captain Billy Bones. Wed; Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu; Shiro Mori. Fri; Darrin Lenett. Mon, Tue; Gene Argel. Wed; Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477

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Sea House Restaurant - Thu; Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tues; Kincade Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon; Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo. Sat; Braddah Frances and Friends. Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

2102 Vineyard St. Wailuku • 244-4500 Sushi Bar Open Til Midnite!

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The MACC Presents the 1st Annual Starbucks

Maui ‘Ukulele Festival Sunday, Nov. 5, 2-6 pm — A&B Ampitheater

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Thursday 11/02

Friday 11/03

Saturday 11/04

DJ El Gato & DJ Boomshot $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Danny Estocado 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Q103 $6, 10pm

Sirus B Posse $5, 10pm

TBA

KIMO’S

No info

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke 9:30pm

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Monday 11/06 – Wednesday 11/08

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON - Crunch Pups, $5, 10pm: WED - Voodoo Suns, $5, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LOBBY LOUNGE

Sunday 11/05

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Sat; Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

No info

Live DJ

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - Danny Murry Show, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LONGHI’S

MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm

Crazy Fingers $5, 9pm

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu; Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran. Sat, Mon; Island Styl Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson. Fri; Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis. Sat, Mon; Nils and Anastasia. Sun; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria. Wed; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue; Tony & Peter. Fri, Wed; Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234

Kupanaha - Nightly; Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue; Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly; Alanui with Uncle Rudi. Sun; Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 6671200

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu; Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m. Sat; Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m. Mon; Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m. Tue; Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu; Kawika Lum Ho. Fri; Kaleo Cullen. Sat; Louise Lambert. Sun, Mon; Kenny Roberts. Tue; Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora. Wed; Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon; Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Nightly; Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. Sushi Go - Wed; Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Mon, Tue, Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri, Sat; Allen. All sets 6 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat; Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8711414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys. Wed; Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon; Live Jazz. 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Wed; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 6612000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu; Live music. Fri;

Patrick Major. Sun; Wayne and Friends. Mon, Tue; Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234

Nalu’s - Sat; Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu; Kincaid and Albert. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue; Kincaid Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 6696200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m. Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed; World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu; Bobby Krueger. Fri; Mahalo Greg. Sat; Rama Camarillo. Sun; Mondo Kane. Mon, Tue; Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed; Mele Òhana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Ron Kuala’au. Fri, Mon, We; Mele Òhana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed; Mele Òhana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211

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East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun; Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

Lower Courtyard- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly: Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly; Live music. 9-11 p.m.

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■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat; Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly; Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue; Bobby and Ralph. Fri; Ralph and Allan. Sat, Sun; Fausto and Kawaika. Wed; Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525 Ono’s Bar & Grille - Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart. Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tavagan; Sun, Ray Gooliak; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Mon, Josh Sumbicay. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

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This week’s about abundance. I ask you to contemplate the miraculous way a tiny seed, planted in a patch of dirt and given nothing but sunlight, water and time, can transform into tremendous bounty. It can work just that way in our emotional lives as well. A miniscule germ of an idea can, with proper nurture, develop into something bigger than everyone involved. Have hope. Your life may not feel very abundant at the moment, but that’s only because you forgot to plant (or nurture) enough seeds last Spring. Luckily, these kinds of seeds can grow even during the harshest winter. Plant some more this week.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) The wind’s howling outside; harsh weather batters your windows. Most people are relishing the excuse to stay inside and cuddle under warm blankets. But something perverse inside you Fish is compelling you to brave that inclement environment. What’s that about? Some latent masochism, perhaps? A desire to test yourself? Or simply curiosity about who else might be found in those inhospitable conditions? I’d heed the urge, if I were you. A Pisces’ instincts (especially when they fly in the face of apparent common sense) are rarely wrong. I don’t know what you’ll find when you venture out to brave the storm this week, but I do know you’ll be glad you found it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) A cup of coffee can inspire, but seven can leave you a shivering, sketchy wreck. It’s called moderation, my dear. You must admit this isn’t something you’re traditionally all that good at. However, it’s an awareness you ought to acquire eventually, and why not begin this week? “But,” you might protest, “There are even more temptations than usual at the moment!” My advice is certainly not intended to limit your fun. Quite the opposite. Instead I ask you to recognize that making conscious choices about it will enable you to have so much more. Don’t believe me? Fine. Let your hangovers convince you.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

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Little kids think stuff like broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and beer taste horrible, while many adults learn to love them. Why? There are probably many factors, but surely one is this: children have more tastebuds than adults. We lose them as we get older, especially on the backs of our tongues, where we are best able to detect bitter flavors. Some of us even learn to enjoy superficially unpleasant sensations. We call them acquired tastes. What are yours? This week you could acquire a few more, if you so chose. And, seeing as how liking more things only improves and enhances your life, I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) A Gemini friend of mine once sat down and created his “10 rules for life.” They were hardly especially original concepts, but concretely articulating his ideas about what makes him happy really helped him to live his life in a way more conducive to joy. What makes you happy? I’m not talking about the instant gratification of acquiring a new ipod. What makes you deeply joyful? How can you produce more of that in your life? This is a good week to figure it out, and this winter is the perfect time to put your ideas into practice.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) I like nutty people, generally. Idiosyncrasies make life interesting. Cancers, generally, go to great lengths to hide theirs. I don’t really understand that—especially because you’re not particularly good at it. We all know you’re kooks. That’s what we like about you. Would it surprise you to know that most of your friends are secretly wishing you’d just finally come out and claim all your quirks, perhaps even flaunt them? Well, we are. Really owning all the ways you’re different is an important step in truly feeling comfortable inside your own skin. And, because we love you, how could we not want that for you, you sweet weirdo?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Although they’re not exactly conscious of it (I don’t think), bees embody the concept of devoting their lives to something bigger than themselves. When necessary, honeybees give their lives in defense of the hive. This is a concept most Leos have trouble wrapping their heads around. “Something bigger than me?” It’s mind-boggling, isn’t it? Yet it’s what every Leo needs: something to devote all this radiance and power to, besides self-aggrandizement. Have you found that thing? I suspect most of you haven’t, even if you think you have. Hint: It’s not another person—not a lover or a child. It’s bigger even than that. And it’s waiting for you.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

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Imagine if someone invented, proved and described a reliable method for bringing someone back from the dead. Even if their process resulted only in sluggish, brain-craving zombies, there’d be legions of idiots using his resurrection process anyway. Formerly dead people would replace rats and pigeons as urban pests. Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. You may already know this, but so many people just can’t grasp the concept. That’s where you come in. Wrap their heads around it. Use force if you have to.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) If I don’t get my alone-time periodically, I get bitchy. I love hanging out with other people, but I must admit I also relish locking the door and enjoying some solitude. When was the last time you sought out some peace and isolation? Not recently enough, I suspect. What do you think happens to your precious balance if you force yourself to constantly respond to other people (each of whom has their own bullshit and agenda)? It gets more and more precarious. You need to give yourself time when the only person you’re reacting to in any way is yourself. This week, take that time.

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You won’t be surprised to know that I met him in a bar. Or that we had both been drinking heavily when we met. Or even that we made out in the parking lot later that same night, groping each other voraciously like teenagers at Spring Break in Cabo with a camera crew hovering nearby. It was a night like so many others I’d had in the past four years of being single on Maui. But while the fun and frolic usually ended whenever the alcohol wore off, I had a sneaking suspicion this time was different. One reason was that despite the fact that his face was severely bruised and battered—a random event not really worth mentioning—or that his T-shirt was dirty and his hands rough from hard labor, I thought he might’ve been the most beautiful man I had ever seen. I’d watch the light in his blue eyes flash when he spoke, occasionally stopping to return my probing gaze with a sly grin. While I listened to the slight rhythmic lilt of his speaking voice—an island boy, born and raised in Hawai`i—and later, the impressive range of his falsetto at karaoke, I’d focus on his mouth and marvel at the supreme fullness of his lips. Yeah, so it was lust at first sight—you get the idea. Relatively speaking, that first meeting was quite brief. We didn’t exchange numbers and made no plans for future entanglements. I really didn’t give it much thought either—I knew we would meet again—and I was casually dating some other guys at the time anyway. It was a couple months later that we ran into each other at the supermarket. Actually, I didn’t recognize him right away—his face had healed nicely—but this time we made plans to hang out again, and to take it slow. Over the ensuing weeks, I discovered how different he was from any other man I had known. And I was beginning to think that was a good thing for me. We didn’t really have much in common—he surfs big waves, I channel surf; he has two kids, I have a lot of fabulous shoes. But we developed a profound respect and faith in each other that often takes my breath away. I’m not gonna lie; it’s hard to be in a relationship. I’m not one of those chicks prone to endlessly blather on about how fabulous my boyfriend is or how we’re so in love or how we have sex five times a day, sometimes six when we don’t eat, and blah blah blah. That happy-couple talk makes me want to vomit on the spot. Plus, that shit just ain’t true. There are times I wonder how we ever got involved in the first place or how we manage to stay together. I question my motives everyday, constantly deriding myself for doing the one thing I swore I would never do again: trust and commit to one person. But then I get it. Usually the reminder comes in the form of a simple moment: He’s serenading me with his `uke while we sit on a cliff overlooking the ocean, or I’m rolling off the bed with laughter because he—startled and embarrassed—just woke himself up with a thunderous fart. My usual M.O. is to over-think and worry too much about how much I’m doing, or not doing, and how I can do more in the future. I’m usually so wrapped up in my head that I take for granted what’s going on around me. He doesn’t realize it but the main thing he’s teaching me is how to live in the moment. And he knows me. He knows my quirks, moods and insecurities, but he’s not scared. He says he’s sometimes intimidated by my intellect, my knowledge of music and my fiery temper, but he doesn’t run away. And he doesn’t say it all the time, but I believe him when he says he loves me. And for me, that’s kind of a lot. Samantha Campos is currently preparing a “six degrees of separation” chart of her MySpace friends. MTW

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