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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR HE GETS IT! Mary-Ann Tirone Smith saw your review of Billy Boyle and sent it on to me (“Bookshelf Reviews,” Oct. 12, 2006). At first I was... perplexed.

Then, I read more of the Maui Time Weekly online and loved it. From half a world away (Connecticut), I like the info and attitude!

Next in the Billy Boyle series is The First Wave, due out August 2007.

Can’t wait to see what you make of that. Probably will have a cover of faceless Billy and more bombers (German this time, for variety).

Thanks for noticing.

-James R. Benn, author of Billy Boyle: A World War II Mystery, via email

MOVIES!!! Don’t answer your cell phone and talk on it. Don’t hold a conversation with your date. Don’t laugh like a banshee the entire time and ruin everyone else’s experience. It’s people like this that made me buy a surround sound system for my home so I don’t have to deal with them.

I would like to applaud the person who tossed a soda at this girl. Next time please follow with the popcorn and Mochi crunch, too. And to the girl who can’t shut up at the movies but who obviously got help writing her letter to the editor, I’m really sorry you are “concerned for your safety” after you were subjected to such an “asinine” movie.

Next time keep your big mouth shut at the theater or just stay home.

-Anonymous, via email

AND THIS ONE, TOO! SO DOES THIS GUY! I am writing this letter in regards to the Eh Brah article that appeared in your newspaper Sept. 28 and then again on Oct. 12 [to say nothing of the letter that ran on Oct. 26]. I just wanted to let you know that annoying people who cannot shut up in a movie theater are the worst kind. It’s bad enough to have to shell out $20 to watch a flick with my date, and then another $20 on popcorn and soda.

But to have some rude inconsiderate person shriek with laughter the entire time is just unbearable. People like that should not be allowed in the theater.

They should be back in their special ed class with their coloring book!

SHUT THE HELL UP AT THE

I lived on Maui for almost six years, before moving to Greece six months ago.

During that dance in paradise, I couldn’t avoid the occasional read through of Maui’s only paper with a sense of humor (and one of two with newsworthy reading, the Haleakala Times being the other).

More often than not, I found myself skipping through the paper, and reading every word you [Samantha Campos] wrote, even when it was meaningless scribble about a night of drinking and babble.

Obviously there’s been, right from the start, something very engaging about your style and grace. Thanks for the giggles.

Now, thousands of miles across the world, I find myself surfing the net and reading your columns again. And again.

Kudos on your one act play (“Chris Isaak,”

Oct. 19, 2006). It is a theatrical masterpiece. Really. Signature Campos. Breaking form and dipping into the throwaway slang of hallway chatter to paint a picture of an American icon. Effective, disarming and engaging. It’s been a pleasure to watch your style evolve. I look forward to seeing the fruit of such a fragrant flower...

-Odysseus, via email

THIS ONE, NOT SO MUCH After reading [Samantha Campos’] piece this week, “Damnation and Hellfire” (Oct. 19, 2006), I had to weigh in. I read your columns not for their content but for their style. You are a gifted writer and produce some interesting work.

But after October 12th, I, too, had to wonder if you were going the way of Jerry Springer (“Slippery When Wet!”). I understand that “shocking” sells. I understand also that you are writing for an “alternative” adult audience and its tastes.

But to me, “adult” doesn’t mean tasteless, self-destructive and/or nymphomaniacal.

“Adult” simply describes someone with the maturity to use discretion in a way that children, generally speaking, cannot. We are guests in a relatively small community, Samantha, in a host culture that values kuleana (responsibility). Printing your column “in the back of the newspaper” is not the same as broadcasting so-called adult

material late at night or shelving pornography out of reach. Kids turn pages as easily as grown-ups, after all, and Maui Time is available to them everywhere.

My guess is that you are very tired, sister. Take some time off. Start taking better care of yourself. Travel. Read. Visit the elderly, the homeless, the terminally ill.

Serve. Then tell us all about it.

Your writing skills will still be as vibrant, and you will have put them to much better use. I see great things for you.

-Rupa Manjari, via email

Maui Time welcomes letters commenting on our coverage, but only if they’re complimentary. If you still wish to complain about something, please have the decency to use plenty of bad punctuation and grammar— that makes it easier for us to make fun of you when we respond. We also reserve the right to edit your letters.

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According to the Nov. 1 Honolulu Star-Bulletin, on the night of Oct. 30, far too many Honolulu customers who called 911 expecting to hear a calm, professional operator trained in handling distress calls instead heard a recorded message saying “All circuits busy, please stay on the line.” The company—which is still owned by one of the Carlyle Group, one of world’s richest private equity firms—worked really fast to get the service back up, but at press time still wasn’t really sure why the service went down in the first place. MTW

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Midterm Follies

Housekeeping

Making sense of the 2006 General Election You know it was a hell of an election when the Democratic Party takes control of the U.S. House of Representatives (the U.S. Senate is still evenly split at press time), Upcountry Councilwoman Charmaine Tavares handily defeats incumbent Mayor Alan Arakawa for reelection and Democratic U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka gets reelected for yet another term yet the one thing I can’t get over is that Joe Bertram III finally got himself elected. That’s right folks: Greenways Maui activist Bertram—the short guy with the short gray hair who’s always speaking at public hearings about the lack of bikeways and connector roads—is now the 11th District state Representative.

It’s not a surprise that Democrat Mazie Hirono got herself elected to the Second District U.S. Congress seat vacated by Ed Case. What is surprising is that, in this time when President George W. Bush’s approval ratings can’t rise above 40 percent; when the war in Iraq has been condemned by virtually every American whose lips don’t move when he or she reads; when across the nation, the term “Republican Congressman” has become synonomous with “page-seducing, bribe-taking crook”—the Democrats could barely scrape together a razor-thin majority in the House. With the Senate still in the air, it’s doubtful Democrats will be able to do much more than gum up legislation and hamstring Bush’s tattered agenda, whatever that may be. Even so, look for something new on C-SPAN: actual hearings on secret spying on Americans, the Pentagon’s army of private contractors and, of course, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.

And there’s something to be said for all the bad people who lost nationwide: Ohio’s loathesome Ken Blackwell, architect of the 2004 election debacle in that state; Katherine Harris, orchestrator of Florida’s 2000 election nightmare; Rick Santorum, Pennsylvania’s caveman Republican Senator; and perhaps even George “Macaca” Allen, Virginia’s Republican Senator and pretty boy heir-apparent to George W, though he lost by less than 6,000 votes and will probably ask for a recount.

Speaking of wars, how about that Mayor’s race? Indeed, as early as 8 p.m. election night a sense of loss seemed to permeate Arakawa’s inner circle at his Wailuku headquarters. As the Mayor stood by the door and played chess against a supporter—and a band played to a huge crowd of happy faces at Tavares HQ just two blocks

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away—outgoing Republican state Representative Chris Halford gave a pep talk to a couple glum mayoral aides standing in front of trays of food that had already grown cold. “With this crowd, you have to be upbeat,” he said.

Tavares ran a remarkable campaign in which she never once articulated a concrete proposal, plan or point on how to “make Maui No Ka Oi again.” While it’s good that some of Arakawa’s less-than-stellar department heads (Water and Finance, among others) will have to go, but considering the amount of big developer money that flowed into her campaign—to say nothing of Democratic U.S. Senator Dan Inouye’s surprise endorsement— her eventual governing “style” shouldn’t be hard to discern.

Indeed, what was surprising about the election was the nearcomplete lack of surprises. Sure, Angus McKelvey is the new 10th District state Representative and good ol’ Joe Bertram is sitting pretty over in the 11th.

ButDemocratic incumbents Joe Souki, Bob Nakasone, Kyle Yamashita and Mele Carroll all retain their respective seats in the state Legislature.

And was anyone shocked that Dan Akaka overwhelmed Windward Oahu state Representative Cynthia Thielen, drafted by Governor Linda Lingle right after the Primary Election? Or that Lingle herself wiped the floor with challenger Randy Iwase, outspending him something like 10,000 to one? Then again, the state Democratic Party did prove a vital point that if you raise virtually no money, conduct no internal polling and generally do no campaigning in a race against an incumbent governor with a mediocre record of accomplishment but who managed to raise $6 million, then you will lose by more than 25 percentage points.

But most unsurprising was the way Maui’s labor/land development establishment once again got what they wanted on the County Council. Across the board, the people who write checks at Dowling Company, Alexander & Baldwin and the Maui Land & Pineapple Company got exactly what they wanted: Joe Pontanilla and Mike Molina reelected; Gladys Baisa, Mike Victorino and Bill Medeiros elected. Of their considerably less funded challengers, attorney Lance Collins did the best, coming within 1,500 votes of Pontanilla, but the rest were all blown away. It’s funny, because all the winners ran on making big changes, but with their

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LC Watch I could hardly contain my anticipation.

The Maui County Liquor Commission was going to to another public hearing on a possible change to the liquor rules!

Of course, the Nov. 8, 2006 commission agenda wasn’t exactly very clear: “Proposed amendments to the Rules of the Liquor Commission, County of Maui, relating to Title MC-08, Department of Liquor Control, Subtitle 01, Liquor Commission, Chapter 101, Rules Governing the Manufacture and Sale of Intoxicating Liquor of the County of Maui.”

I stared at the agenda before the hearing. All that gibberish had to add up to something good. Were they going to loosen up the regulations governing spirits distilleries? Legalize the peddling of booze by distributors? Even liberalize the rule that all nightclub dancing has to occur in a specially marked zone of dancing?

Surprised? financial backing, it’s hard to see how the council will be different.

Then there were all those ballot measures.

Let’s start with the state constitutional amendments: the changing of the UH Board of Regents appointment process, establishment of a salary commission, elimination of due process in cases of repeated sexual assault against minors and issuance of taxexempt bonds for agri-business all passed and the elimination of a mandatory retirement age for judges failed. Whoopdedo— except for the Board of Regents thing, every one of our pre-election amendment endorsements went down in flames.

But over in Maui County charter amendment country, we were two for three: the splitting of the county Department of Public Works and Environmental Management measure passed (thank God), as did the affordable housing fund. But where personal injury claims against the county are concerned, Maui voters are a cold-blooded bunch, and opted to ignore our recommendation to vote that one down, which limits the filing time of injury claims to just six months. MTW

“This is basically housekeeping,” LC director Franklyn Silva told the commissioners, who didn’t seem as excited as I was. Silva then explained that in the department’s zeal to change the law requiring that all licensees card all customers, they “inadvertantly” left out the stipulation that establishments could still check “drivers licenses” to establish age of majority.

Oh. The commission approved it immediately. Then commission chairman Manuel Moniz, Jr. asked Silva how the new law was going.

He said the department was happy to see that some of the establishments were still checking every customer’s ID. “No old ladies complaining?”

Moniz asked.

“I don’t get calls at night anymore,” Silva said.

Then commissioner Ron McOmber said that last night a Safeway checker had said the new rule really took off the pressure.

“She said, ‘Someone like you I don’t check,’” he said. “I said, ‘Wait a minute?!’”

“Don’t worry,” a fellow commissioner said. “You’re still young and handsome.”

“Handsome is the key,” McOmber said.

-Anthony Pignataro

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Being a modern day philosopher and inspirational speaker, Demartini travels 300 days a year throughout more than 50 nations. He’s the author of nearly 40 books dealing with subjects ranging from business development to children’s personal development to chiropractic philosophy. He speaks and writes about personal transformation through the power of gratitude and unconditional love.

Hearing that he was coming to Maui to do some workshops I decided to speak with him to get a deeper look into this interesting man. Calling his hotel in Sydney, I introduced myself and asked him to briefly explain the two-hour “Relationship Myths, Mirrors and Magic” workshop he was planning to do on Nov. 16 at the Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort. He said that he would explain the common myths of relationships.

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He added that he would help people set realistic expectations and teach them how to communicate their values. He then went into “The Breakthrough Experience,” another two-day workshop that he’ll conduct on Nov. 18 and 19, saying it will help “dissolve stress and how to see the hidden order in daily chaos.”

He said his method would help people be more “poised than poisoned,” allowing them to be appreciative of the things around them.

This, he said, would let a person “have more love in life.”

Demartini told me he was born on Thanksgiving Day which he said definitely had an affect on him, most notably because his mother always told him to count his blessings. When he was 17 and living on Oahu’s North Shore, he nearly died of strychnine poisoning after eating the wood rose plant. This was apparently pretty common for surfer hippies to ingest back in the 1970s.

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When was the last time you sat down and really thought about what you were grateful for? We all have much to appreciate; yet most of us focus on what we lack. Knowing that I have a tendency to be one of these people, I try to stay open to informative materials that remind me to be positive. And not so long ago, a friend told me that I really needed to watch The Secret.

Being the jaded girl that I am, I first attempted to avoid this movie, which came out earlier this year. But later I gave in and watched it. The film is what some of my friends have called “the Hooked on Phonics for the spiritually aware.” It’s a collection of philosophers, teachers, writers and quantum physicists who all speak on the “Law of Attraction”—the idea that what we draw into our lives is what we continually think about. If we clearly ask, believe and stay open to receive what we want, then the world will give us exactly what we desire.

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After being found in his tent and nursed back to life, Demartini said he was intuitively led to the inspirational speaker Paul Bragg, who helped him find his passion in life. Now Demartini says he wakes up every day and goes to sleep every night naming the things in his life that he is grateful for.

“I usually do this until I have a tear in my eye of thanks,” he told me. “I’m sure you have had a moment where you were so grateful you had a tear in your eye.”

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Boys & Girls Club of Maui 2006 Annual Benefit Golf Tournament presented by Dowling & Co. was a such a tremendous success, we just have to shout . . .

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5IBOL :PV We are ever-grateful for the overwhelming support from the many local business that stepped up to the tee as event sponsors, and the over 100 enthusiastic golfers that participated by hitting Makena Golf’s South Course with vim, vigor, and the determination to raise money for Boys & Girls Club of Maui. All funds generated from this golf benefit will stay right here on-island, going directly to operational budgets for all five local chartered sites.

Mahalo for sharing the vision that all of our kids deserve a safe and fun place to go every day after school.

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Thanks for insulting me at your birthday party last weekend, and thanks for your nasty language. Your public mockery of my appearance, comparing me to a “dog” and referring to the “junk” in my “trunk,” was unnecessary and cruel. Not only was it humiliating to be made fun of by a bunch of perfect strangers, but to hear it go on for an hour was shocking. Maybe if you spent less time guzzling beer and stroking the nub in your pants you would be able to carry on a more enlightened, intelligent conversation. Did you ever think about discussing politics or the current state of the world, instead of picking on a poor, innocent bystander who was simply minding her own business? I suppose I should feel sorry for someone like you, given the fact that you probably never made it out of high school and seem more interested in prying open a girl’s legs than the pages of a book. Frankly, I’m relieved that you find me ugly, because I’d rather be a full-on lesbian than have sex with you.

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WEDNESDAY, Nov. 1 Tourist arrivals in Hawai`i are nearly at last year’s record-breaking numbers, Pacific Business News tells us, though my glee is tempered somewhat by the Seabury Hall Philosophy Club debate on “Truth and Authenticity in Marketing Aloha” I attended this evening. Expecting a spirited defense of showy, touristy public relations, I instead found a panel of marketing specialists who spoke candidly of how efforts to sell Hawai`i for fun and profit could ruin the island if not moderated.

After calling marketing “a game of reshuffling clichés,” noted and talented writer Paul Wood—who’s lived in Hawai`i 30 years—actually apologized for making a living selling Hawai`i to tourists. He regretted playing a role in the general reduction of the Hawaiian people to the status of “décor.” Then Ka`anapali Beach Hotel General Manager Mike White jumped in by noting that recent tourist-related land development trends are irresponsible from a tax-policy perspective. “We’ve allowed too many timeshares, condos and million-dollar homes,” he said.

“We’re in the process of cutting off our future cash flow [in the name of] shortterm profits. At the state tax level, timeshares generate 30 percent of what a hotel does.” But it was Wood’s candor and sympathy that really stole the show.

“Hawaiian people are disenfranchised from the profits [of tourist marketing] and dwindling in our own time,” Wood said at one point. “How is that pono?”

Later he noted that Hawaiians make up just nine percent of the population as a whole but 41 percent of our prisoners.

“Have you noticed that most Hawaiian people are hiding out?” he asked.

“They’ve been beaten down. They’re not healthy. The truth is we glorify the Hawaiian people for creating this culture but they are our niggers. I’m sorry, but they are our niggers.”

THURSDAY, Nov. 2 Enough about bringing more tourists here—what about the fact that middle-income people who already live here have to bring in tenants if they’re going to make their stratospheric mortgage payments? Today’s Maui News doesn’t exactly offer hope that a solution’s on its way. In the

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County Council chambers, members— including Councilwoman and mayoral candidate Charmaine Tavares—are pushing a Workforce Housing Ordinance that would require 40 to 50 percent of residential projects to sell for “affordable” prices.

But upstairs, feeling the pain of land developers who say the policy is draconian and the concern from two bank-employed economists worried that such requirements will result in less affordably priced housing, Mayor Alan Arakawa—who is running for reelection against Tavares—is threatening to veto the bill while he lobbies the real estate community to back him up.

And, of course, all this is taking place less than a week before the big election that will either return Arakawa to office or eliminate his authority all together. Isn’t politics fun?

FRIDAY, Nov. 3 At least a couple dozen people were lined up in front of the Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku this morning as I drove in to work, all holding “Affordable Housing” signs and waving at passing cars. They were there to show their sup-

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“Wait! Isn’t that girl an elf?”

-Guy talking to friends at Borders Books in Kahului, Nov. 4

port for the Workforce Housing Ordinance, which was on the County Council’s agenda for a second and final reading. Of course, it was the very last item on the agenda, behind such important items as indemnifying Liquor Control Director Franklyn Silva and Deputy Director Wayne Pagan from personal liability in the big booze cruise lawsuit (see “LC Director Silva Sued!, Nov. 2, 2006) and approving more money for outside counsel in the Jack Williams/firefighter union lawsuit (see “Round Two,” Oct. 5, 2006). But when the council finally got around to the bill Arakawa has pledged to veto, they approved it by a vote of eight to zero (Dain Kane was excused).

Arakawa’s sure to veto it, but since it just takes four council votes to override a veto, it’s probably a safe bet that the bill is law.

SATURDAY, Nov. 4 Those poor, poor developers.

SUNDAY, Nov. 5 Ironically, on the same day a friend who has to drive regularly from South Maui to Lahaina tells me that the county and state shouldn’t pave one more inch of asphalt until they can figure out how to make sure our existing roads and streets don’t turn into a quagmire during rainstorms, the state Department of Transportation announces that it’s paying $48 million to Honolulu-based Hawaiian Dredging Construction Co. so it can build the mighty Lahaina Bypass road. Oh wait, minibypass road. Turns out this is just a temp fix—like the Paia minibypass road that floods out every time it rains—that will run a mile from Lahainaluna Road to Keawe Street. Hawaiian Dredging, which has already built Oahu’s Aloha Stadium, Ala Moana Center and the H1 and H2 freeways, will start work at the end of the year and must finish the project in just 750 days. Now if you think giving a construction firm slightly more than two years to

pave a mile of road is a bit much, then you obviously haven’t lived on Maui for very long. Besides, such a torturous schedule fits in beautifully with both the bypass history and Hawaiian Dredging’s own corporate ownership. See, in 2002, the firm became a wholly owned subsidiary of the Japanese construction giant Kajima, and Kajima knows all about torture. In 2000, after decades of complaining, the company finally agreed to pay $4.6 million in reparations for the enslavement, beating, torture and sometimes killing of a thousand Chinese prisoners at a copper mine in Hanaoka, Japan.

MONDAY, Nov. 6 Great news for all you Dante’s Cove fans out there! Today’s online Pacific Business News says that Regent Entertainment, which produces the cable miniseries, is going to take advantage of Hawai`i’s lucrative tax breaks for movie companies and film more episodes here!

For those few of you who’ve never heard of Dante’s Cove, here’s a synopsis straight from Regent: “Fleeing an unhappy home life, Kevin is excited about moving in with his lover, Toby, at a beachside apartment complex, the Hotel Dante. However, the young tenants of the old hotel soon suspect that its supernatural and sinister past may be alive and well. Lesbian goth Van, party girl Amber, and slacker Cory are among those who attempt to solve the mystery as the door has been opened to a world of evil forces that wreak havoc in the hip beach town.” Really, does TV get any better than that?

TUESDAY, Nov. 7 Still counting.

Anthony Pignataro totally knew the election was going to turn out that way but didn’t want to say anything and spoil everyone’s fun. MTW

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In September, the headmistress of the Dvergsnes primary school in Kristiansand, Norway proposed that boys be taught to urinate while seated.

This would reduce splashing and mistargeting, which burden the cleaning staff, but many parents and politicians reacted bitterly. “It’s a human right [for a boy] not to have to sit down like a girl,” Vidar Kleppe of the Justice and Order party said, adding that the school was “fiddling with God’s work.”

Parent Nancy Bakke was proud of her seven-year-old’s ability to aim: “This rule goes against everything I’ve tried to teach my son.”

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five-minute break every hour. In 2002, two University of Tokyo mathematicians, using a supercomputer, calculated pi to 1.24 trillion decimal places.

THIS WEEK IN SAUCE In August, about a dozen masked men lugged six 40-gallon trash bags full of sauce packets into the Taco Bell on South Western Avenue in Marion, Ind., leaving a note explaining that they had been accumulating them for a while and decided to give them back.

They suspected they had 25,000 packets. Taco Bell said it hands out about 6 billion packets a year.

BORDER FOLLIES BEST CHEERLEADER EVER In September the Frederick (Md.) Youth Sports Association Youth dismissed cheerleading coach Christine Smith for a sideline gesture she said was to re-energize her seven- and eight-year-old girls when their football team fell behind. Smith drew a smiley face on her stomach, which she said they found “hilarious,” but allegedly three people complained of the unseemliness of Smith’s lifting her shirt slightly, to draw the face. “[P]ulling your shirt up,” association president Kathy Carey said, “is not what our organization is about.”

Two unnamed Egyptian men in their 20’s, in Russia on tourist visas, illegally crossed the border to Belarus and then headed to Poland. According to an August report from BBC News’ Moscow bureau, the pair dug a hole under the border using shoehorns, and once in Poland, intended to enter Germany the same way, but they had gotten turned around during the dig and instead of Germany, they mistakenly tunneled back into Belarus, where they were captured. They were sent back to Moscow but later were trying to leave the country again when Russian guards at the Ukraine border took them into custody.

WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE PI READING CONTEST On Oct. 4, Akira Haraguchi, 60, spent 16 straight hours reciting the value of pi from memory to 100,000 decimal places, breaking his old record of 83,431.

Haraguchi, whose day job is psychiatric counselor, performed in front of officials at a public hall in Kisarazu, Japan, and rattled off the numbers continuously except for a

Adult video star Mary Carey, who was until recently a candidate for California Governor, had insisted she was a new person from the woman who lost in 2003: “I’ve got brown in my hair [now] because brunettes are taken more seriously.” She also said she lost weight, replaced her teeth, got breast implants, and gave up smoking, contraceptives and alcohol. “I’ve actually been sober for five days now,” she said on Aug. 9. MTW

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Hungry and Bookish

PHOTOS: SEAN MICHAEL HOWER AND PIETRO ORTIZ

Good places to eat while you read

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Eating while reading combines two of my favorite pastimes. I often read at home but one glance into my refrigerator will show you that I don’t generally eat at home.

So I go out.

If I’m dining solo, I like to bring a book with me. It gives me something to do while I’m waiting, and makes me feel like I’m treating myself instead of warranting curious stares from accompanied diners nearby.

Obviously there are better places to eat while you read than others. You’ll want appropriate lighting—bright without being blinding, natural and even. No evil flickering fluorescent light bulbs please.

You’ll need a relatively peaceful environment—exceedingly busy establishments, or those with loud music and/or raucous drinking may distract. Also, you’ll wanna be sure you don’t hold up a table in a threetable joint, unless it’s during their off-peak hours. Comfortable seating, casual service and extensive menus get bonus points.

Although not quite eat-readable in the evening—low lighting, limited seating, and busy—Java Jazz in Honokowai during the day provides the kind of bohemian coffeehouse chic environment that will appease your bookish and culinary desires.

They offer the usual snacks at their espresso bar, plus waffles and omelets for breakfast. The lunch menu offers a condensed but eclectic array of soups, salads and sandwiches, like the turkey, cranberry, romaine and sweet Thai chili cream cheese on sourdough.

Plus, nothing inspires literary perusal like a birdcage stuffed with naked Barbie dolls.

The Pioneer Inn Grill & Bar in Lahaina may seem a dubious choice for the ole eat-read. Who would think to use Hawai`i’s second oldest hotel and one-time site of drunken whaling sailor revelry as a place to read Mitch Albom’s latest sap-riddled—er, I mean, inspirational novel?

But their menu utilized local ingredients on standard Pacific Rim fusion cuisine and wideappeal appetizers. Breaded calamari, spring rolls and the like are only made better by an open-air

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Java Jazz 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Pioneer Inn Grill & Bar 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $$ lanai and vistas onto Lahaina Harbor. Might make you wanna switch out Albom for 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $ something by Melville or Michener.

An option for a late444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ night bite while booking would be Le Café Café in Kihei. Here, you get to munch on 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $ simple fare with proper lighting and friendly, read-welcoming service. Wireless computer access is a nice bonus.

Another coffee shop with a collegiate feel is Maui Coffee Roasters in Kahului.

With a fairly impressive sandwich, wrap and salad menu, walls covered in colorful modern art, wireless access, natural lighting and the buzz of caffeine permeating the atmosphere, you’re sure to finish that 678 pages in time for your book report tomorrow.

For a laid-back read while people watching outside and dining on hearty Italian fare, check out Casanova Deli in Makawao. Woodfired pizzas, fresh mozzarella sandwiches and Caesar salads somehow complement your current travel narrative nicely.

And while you’re lazily fantasizing your next trip to Tuscany, enjoy the often-written about sights and sounds of the uniquely upcountry artists, writers and rodeo stars who flock here. MTW

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Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European, American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local Filipino. MTh, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-8282. $

Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:458:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2441850. $

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $

Kahili - Lunch with a view. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. SuF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

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Nazo’s Restaurant - Local Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

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Ohana Cafe - Healthy breakfast and lunch comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $

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Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food.

M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods every night. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

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Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai in a casual garden setting. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

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Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. MF, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center, Wailuku. 249-8955. $

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Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

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Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

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DININGLISTINGS Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main

St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St.,

Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine.

more. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-

S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

1811. $$

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or din-

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos.

Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794700. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913

S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro

gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei

Rd., 875-0188. $$

Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.

Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8757782. $

ner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO.

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot

$

dogs, potato salad and saimin. Daily, 11 a.m.-10

Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low

p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

salt and wheat free. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with

Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

vegetarian items and daily specials. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried

9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei,

seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-

875-2910. $

1400. $

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps,

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating,

salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa,

hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. Daily, 5 a.m.-2

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S.

p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four

Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960

S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

891-8600. $

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

9944. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. Nightly, 5-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 7

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd,

continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

Kihei, 879-9033. $

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural

Marco’s South Side Grill - Italian food and excel-

food store with a salad bar and healthy pre-made

lent wines. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei

options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-

Rd., 874-4041. $$

4356. $

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and

shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

“food for gringos.” M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E.

Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

0414. $

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m.

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-

Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$

Thanksgiving Menu

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Appetizers

Blackened Ahi

Homestyle New American Comfort Food

Normal Hours

Thanksgiving Day

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Open Daily: 7:30am-10.30pm Dinner served 5pm-10pm

(Thur. November 23th) Breakfast 7:30-12:00 reg. menu Dinner 1:00-9:00 special menu

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Ahi tuna dusted with cajun spices, seared and served over cabbage.

Garnished with pickled ginger Kaiware sprouts and Wasab

Crispy Crabcakes

Classic Caesar Salad Hearts of romaine tossed with home made croutons & Parmesan cheese

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Entrees

Turkey Dinner

Lump Crab, lightly bound and breaded with cornflakes & served with tangy remoulade sauce

Traditional meal served with mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, vegetables and cranberries

Shrimp Cocktail

Prime Rib

Six large poached shrimp served with spicy cocktail sauce

Served with mashed potatoes, au jus, horseradish& vegetables

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Salads

Stella’s Holiday Salad Upcountry greens tossed with red wine vinaigrette, dried cranberries, walnuts & feta cheese.

Pan Seared Fresh Fish With a lemon-caper butter sauce, rice pilaf and vegetables

Stir Fry An array of mixed vegetables sautéed in a teriyaki sauce served over white rice, with Tofu, with Chicken

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DININGLISTINGS Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 8745605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion.

Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 8798400. $$

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:309:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

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Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1385. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; TuSa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian cuisine dining near the water’s edge.

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$

We’ve always been Maui’s one stop for great coffee but did you know we have:

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Su-M, 510 p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:301:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

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Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8750839. $

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Mmmmmm.

Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-8880. $$$

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Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 8757679. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees.

Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

NIGHTLY SPECIALS

MON-1-1/4 LB LIVE MAINE LOBSTER $24.95 TUES-KAMA’AINA 50% OFF DINNER ENTREES WED-1LB. ALASKAN KING CRAB LEGS $24.95 THUR-14OZ PRIME RIB $21.95 FRI-KAMA’AINA 50% OFF DINNER ENTREES

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'til midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

SPECIALS ALL WEEK LONG

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911333. $

KAMA’AINA & SEAFOOD

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet, Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 510 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794994. $

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

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Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 5720220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner.

Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

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Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot and salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 5721488. $

S I G N AT U R E F O O D CAFE STYLE A L L F R E S H A L L D AY

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill -

Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$

Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily,

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking F-Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5752661. $

575-9242. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily,

“Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside America. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl.,

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0660. $

Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

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$ 00 Bloody $ 50 Imported Marys Pints All Domestic $ 50 Star Breakfast Pints All Day Saturday & Sunday Coldest Beer in

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali,

667-0968. $

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Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku,

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Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

twist. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua,

665-7096. $$$

waterfalls and palm trees. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Saturday $ 50 Imported Drafts $ 50 Domestic Drafts

Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

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Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

Lahaina, 661-0348.

Paia, 579-8030. $

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

861-8688

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily,

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

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Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out or sit down. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave.,

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

2 FOR 1 EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 5:00 TO 6:30pm

K→Kama’aina Discount

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $

Home to award winning Chef Raul Bermudez

$$$→$40 and up

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 510 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

DAILY BREAKFAST SPECIALS 5.95

$$→$20-$40

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DININGLISTINGS

10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina,

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

667-2744. $

Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $

Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,

Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6675117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar.

Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill.

Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-1818. $$

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St.,

Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night

Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front

St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai.

661-9888. $

St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $

Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Store

Grille

& Oyster

Bar

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Cosmopolitan. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St.,

• Nightly Seafood Specials •Pastas

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole

• Salads

grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina,

667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-

• Beer

6262. $ Mango Cafe - American and local cusine. Daily,

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse. Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotis-

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-

• Wine

1929. $$ K

serie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405

Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said.

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-

2663. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

• Pizzas • Sandwiches

p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618810. $$ K

“Who said a great meal has to be expensive”

menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

Lahaina

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

OPEN OPEN MON-THUR 10-9, FRI-SAT 10-10

Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

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Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes.

Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

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11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina,

667-0908. $ K

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina

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Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily,

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with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

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Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

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Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

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island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312

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Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other

Experience kava

nothing over $15.95

Non-Dairy Mozzarella Available NOW! Plus, Brown Rice Pasta!

Wheat & Gluten Free!

50¢ extra / Cooked to order so it takes a few minutes longer

and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina.

281-2775. $

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square, 661-8883;

Napili Square, 665-0222. $

661-6633 180 Dickenson Street • Lahaina

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 6655900. $

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$→$10-$20

$$$→$40 and up

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza

Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian

delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5

steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani

p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar.

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St.,

Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10

Lahaina, 667-7758. $

p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna

Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish

a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema

Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina,

661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese.

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Marriott,

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily,

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

Nightly,

5-10

p.m.

Maui

Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$

10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower

Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

4300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style.

Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui,

Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $

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Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

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K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$

Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic.

Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua,

661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee

St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

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Willie and The Doobies Sunday (Nov. 12), 5:30 p.m. at A&B Amphitheater [MUSIC/BENEFIT] Willie Nelson is an owner of horses and an associate of “Doobies.” He’s a cultural icon for more than his long-lived music career.

Most people on this island know about his fondness of doing charity concerts for Maui’s causes, especially with his annual benefits for the Montessori School of Maui. But did you know Willie also owns a couple of bio-diesel plants? The man is deeply concerned with the environment, local and global.

Yes, of most things green as well. Willie is just all right with me. The Doobie Brothers are also playing and for $250 you can “rub elbows and have your picture taken with the legendary band!” Space is limited to the first 50 people on that sweet deal. For $1,500, you and nine of your closest friends can reserve a table. Both aforementioned tickets include a catered dinner. Call 573-7568 for these tickets. Don’t panic if you’re not feeling that rich. General Admission is only $50-adults, and $40-children. Call 242-show (7469) for general tickets and show info. [KEITH BENEDICT]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS

by Samantha Campos

Pro Bull

Now (through Nov. 17), 11 a.m.-5 p.m. at Ho`okipa Beach Park

Friday-Saturday (Nov. 10-11) at War Memorial Stadium

[KITE/WIND SURF] When I first got to the island, I wanted to go to the beach everyday. I made a point of it. The golden sand and glistening water called to me. But one day when I was trying to enjoy my daily ritual, the trade winds picked up and sandblasted me into submission.

Quick to curse the wind for making me leave, I soon realized the situation was not so glum to others. All of a sudden there were kite and wind surfers speckled all over the surface of the ocean. These are exactly the people you can expect to see at the Aloha Classic Pro-Am at Ho`okipa Nov. 6 through Friday, Nov. 17. Already, as you read this, the Keiki, Juniors and Amateur men and women are battling it out.

Then, beginning Saturday, Nov. 11, the competition goes pro. You can watch them 11 a.m.-5 p.m. until next Friday—then they end early at 3 p.m. so that everyone can make it to the awards ceremony at 7 p.m.

Don’t forget to wear sunscreen!

For more info visit www.pwaworldtour.com. [HEIDI KING]

THURSDAY

PHOTO: PIETRO ORTIZ

Aloha Classic

[BULL RIDING] Nothing says manly like Ford Truck, Wrangler, smokeless tobacco and Enterprise Rent-a-Car—all sponsoring this year’s unprecedented in Hawai`i Professional Bull Riders’ (PBR) All-Star Challenge. The world’s greatest bull riders and their friends, the bulls, will join together for a weekend of adrenaline-fueled, explosive excitement and testosterone manliness typical of any PBR competition. Grrr! Some of the toughest athletes in sports will be there—expect to see top riders like two-time PBR World Champion Adriano Moraes (Sao Paulo, Brazil), 2004 PBR World Champion Mike Lee (Decatur, Texas), two-time PBR World Champion Chris Shivers (Jonesville, La.), and former PBR Rookie of the Year Jody Newberry (Ada, Okla.) all there testing their skills.

Mmm… bullicious!

For additional information on the Professional Bull Riders, please visit www.pbrnow.com or call 719.471.3008.

Tickets: $25-$80. To purchase, visit or call the MACC box office at 242-7469.

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Children’s Book Week 2006 Monday-Sunday (Nov. 13-19) at various Maui public libraries [FREE SHOWS] I know it seems like we just celebrated Children’s Book Week, but that was last year—Children’s Book Week 2005—an entirely different Children’s Book Week. That Children’s Book Week is now OBSOLETE, discarded in favor of this year’s Children’s Book Week 2006, which is far more efficient and stylish than last year’s model. In fact, this year’s Children’s Book Week is guaranteed to get your kids to reading faster and better than any previous Children’s Book Week, or your money back!

Here’s a partial schedule of the festivities on Maui: • Tues., Nov. 14, 10:30 a.m. at the Wailuku Public Library: Caldecott Award-winning author Gerald McDermott, storyteller Nyla Fujii-Babb and dancer/choreographer Yuki Shiroma will perform (at right, top to bottom).

• Wed., Nov. 15, 10:30 a.m. at the Lahaina Public Library/2:30 p.m. at the Wailuku Public Library: Emmywinning author Jim May will appear.

• Thurs., Nov. 16, 10 a.m. at the Makawao Public Library/Fri., Nov. 17, 10:30 a.m. at the Kihei Public Library: Actress Janice Terukina will perform.

All shows are free. Please check out www.librarieshawaii.org for a complete list of Children’s Book Week programs.

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Panpipes for Peace Thursday (Nov. 16), 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater [WORLD MUSIC] Mr. Press Release says: “Sixteen musicians and dancers from the Solomon Islands in Melanesia will showcase their fascinating panpipe music traditions. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet, attached so that each player can perform melodies in multipart compositions. The largest pipes, lowest in pitch, are struck with hands or paddles, while the smaller, higher pipes are mouth-blown. Traditional body paint and garb contributes visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Panpipe music and the dances associated with it have developed in amazing ways in the Solomon Islands. Although tuned sets of mouth-blown bamboo pipes are found in many Pacific Islands (and in fact in numerous regions worldwide) Solomon Islanders have built a rich culture and repertoire around panpipes, featuring instruments both very small and very large. The Solomon Islands nation has been dealing in recent years with political divisiveness and instability, and the traditional performing arts, particularly panpipe ensembles, serve as a common element that bridge the nation’s diverse islands.” Tickets: $10, $20, and $30, half-price for keiki. Call 242-7469.

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Arrested Development Michel Gondry remains stuck in puberty Navel-gazing director Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) wears his developmentally arrested heart on his sleeve, pants and forehead in the most selfindulgent movie of 2006. Gael Garcia Bernal (Babel) plays Stephane Miroux, an insecure and childish graphic artist who alternately woos, stalks and terrorizes his neighbor Stephanie (Charlotte Gainsbourg—21 Grams) who has the misfortune of living in the same Paris apartment building that Stephane moves to from Mexico after his father’s death.

Stephane’s crippling immaturity prevents him from pursuing a sexual relationship with Stephanie, so he substitutes arts and crafts overtures as a form of romantic connection.

Gondry intercuts plenty of Pee Wee Herman-inspired animated sequences to underscore his oh-so-precious view of puppy love infatuation.

The Online Film Critics Society (of which I am a member) rated Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind as the best film of the last decade. It’s a perplexing and embarrassing event that points out how desperate most critics are to praise any film with a whiff of Fellini-induced free will imagination.

It delineates a great divide between how decorative visual compositions are perceived as more substantial than character studies set against social issues.

The Science of Sleep opens with a reverie sequence where Stephane

dreams of hosting a public access brand of one-man TV show from a cardboard set with egg carton soundproofing. Stephane jumps around the one-room scenery playing a drum kit one minute before divulging his “recipe for dreams” that includes “events of the day, random thoughts, memories, songs” and, as we later discover, an unobtainable sex object in the guise of Stephanie. The ever-watchable Gael Garcia Bernal captures our attention at the outset as a seemingly intelligent character that we become increasingly distanced from due to his spiraling inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy.

Stephane arrives at his childhood residence in Paris at the behest of his mother

The Science of Sleep

★★★★★ Rated R/105 mins.

Christine (Miou-Miou) who convinces him that a job waits with a local calendar publisher that will utilize his distinctly home-schooled sense of graphic art. He paints disasters and calls it “disasterology.” Stephane’s low self-esteem relegates him to accept a menial typesetting job with the calendar printer after the owner

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My, what big ears you have!

makes it clear that they have no interest in Stephane’s dumb illustrations.

On his way into his apartment building, Stephane meets his new neighbor Stephanie and her friend Zoe (Emma de Caunes). Stephane immediately falls for Zoe but doesn’t let on that he lives in the building as he makes friends with the girls. Later he realizes that the hip Zoe is out of his league and that he has more in common with the artsy-fartsy Stephanie.

Stephane shows Stephanie an appliance he’s created that allows the wearer to “see

life in 3-D,” forgetting that life is already three-dimensional. The pair agrees to build a diorama around a broken toy horse that Stephanie found on the street.

The horse becomes a pivotal plot point when Stephane sneaks into Stephanie’s apartment and inadvertently exposes the depth of his confused obsession.

What’s astonishing is that audiences and critics embrace Gondry’s repetitive incarnations of dysfunctional people and relationships. There is nothing cool about people who can’t or won’t grow up. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Nov. 15 THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP - (R) - Drama, Fantasy - Hottie Gael Garcia Bernal (The Motorcycle Diaries) plays a confused fellow who has a hard time differentiating between dreams and reality. Falling for his neighbor only makes things weirder. Directed by Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind). 106 min. (Heidi King)

When the dreams and hallucinations begin, she finds herself chasing after the killer and, in turn, being chased. 85 min. (HK) SAMOAN WEDDING - (NR) - Comedy - Four friends are forced to find wedding dates on short notice. Let the cat and mouse games begin. 97 min. (HK) STRANGER THAN FICTION - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - Harold Crick (Will Ferrell) hears a voice in his head that is not his own. Finding his life is but a character in a novel, Crick seeks the help of Prof. Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman) to stop the imminent death of the character Crick. 113 min. (KB)

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BABEL - (R) - Drama - Watch as the world goes into chaos, the snowball effect of boys at play and miscommunications. This is exactly why we need to learn more than one language. 143 min. (HK) BORAT - (R) - Comedy - Sasha Baron Cohen of Da Ali G Show fame stars as Borat, the hapless, sex-crazed anti-Semitic journalist from Kazakhstan who documents the wit and witticism of mostly Redneck Americans, all of which are very, very real. 84 min.

(Anthony Pignataro) A GOOD YEAR - (PG13) - Drama, Romance - Max Skinner (Russell Crowe) is a successful investment tycoon. With the passing of his uncle and suspension from his job, Skinner tends to the inherited winery. It’s a great role for Crowe to take himself even more seriously. 119 min. (Keith Benedict) HARSH TIMES - (R) - Action, Drama - Same creator as Training Day, same concept. Bad cops, good cops, scary situations and lots of drama... and most of it happens in a car. 120 min. (HK) THE RETURN - (R) - Drama, Thriller - Sarah Michelle Geller stars as a traveling salesgirl who ends up staying the night in a room where a brutal murder was committed.

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CATCH A FIRE - (PG13) - Drama, Thriller - An apolitical man is accused of a crime he didn’t commit.

The foul treatment spurs him into action as a rebel fighter. Takes place in South Africa. 102 min. (HK) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE DEPARTED - (R) - Crime, Drama - This Martin Scorsese picture is set in South Boston and stars Leonardo DiCaprio as a young cop who infiltrates the mob and Matt Damon as a young mobster who infiltrates the cops. Also stars Jack Nicholson and Mark Wahlberg. 150 min. (AP) FEARLESS - (PG13) - Action, Drama - Jet Li plays real-life martial arts legend Huo Yuanjia, who became the most famous fighter in all of China at the turn of the 20th Century. This is supposedly Li’s last martial arts film. 103 min. (HK) FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS - (R) - War, Drama Clint Eastwood’s big film adaptation of James Bradley’s best selling book of the same name, concerning the Marines who appeared in the famous photo of the flag raising on Mount Suribachi during the World War II battle for Iwo Jima. 132 min. (AP) FLICKA - (PG) - Family, Drama - Another heartwarmer about a rebellious young girl and her wild horse. But also, this film is the recipient of the Heartland Film Festival’s Truly Moving Picture Award for exploring “the human journey by artistically expressing hope and respect for the positive values of life.” Like I said, a girl and her horse.

Stars Alison Lohman, Maria Bello and Tim McGraw. 100 min. (Samantha Campos) FLUSHED AWAY - (PG) - Animation, Comedy The story of a pampered pet mouse who tries to lure a rat named Sid into the toilet but inadvertently gets flushed down into the London sewer system. And no, I did not just make all that up.

SHOWTIMES Stars Ian McKellen, Jean Reno and Andy Serkis.

86 min. (AP) THE GRUDGE 2 - (PG13) - Horror - The sequel.

Whoo. Lots of white cover up and dark eye makeup. 95 min. (HK) THE ILLUSIONIST - (PG13) - Mystery, Romance Boy falls for girl. Girl gets engaged to a Prince.

Boy masters magic tricks to get her back. Stars Edward Norton and Jessica Biel. 110 min. (HK) MAN OF THE YEAR - (PG-13) - Comedy - Robin Williams plays a Jon Stewart-like talk show host who ends up running for President. Also stars Laura Linney, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken and Lewis Black, who really should run for president. 115 min. (AP) MARIE ANTOINETTE - PG-13 - Drama - This film is about Marie Antoinette’s (Kristen Dunst) marriage at 14 to Louis XVI (Jason Schwartzman), and her rise to and from power as Queen of France.

Based on the book by Antonia Fraser, yet the soundtrack reflects Sophia Coppola’s “modern take on the story.” 125 min. (KB) THE MARINE - (PG13) - Action, Drama, Thriller - A badass Marine comes home only to have to deal with a gang that kidnaps his wife. It’s like the masculine equivalent to a cheesy romance novel. 93 min. (HK) ONE NIGHT WITH THE KING - (PG) - Drama No, I didn’t yet make an adult film. This is about Queen Esther, once an orphan who wins the heart of a King. It looks like the Passion part deux. 123 min. (HK) OPEN SEASON - (PG) - Comedy, Animation - A domesticated bear gets himself stuck in the forest during hunting season. He and his furry friends have to turn the tables on the hunters in order to survive, but they have to do it in a PG way, so no blood and guts. 95 min. (HK) THE PRESTIGE - (PG-13) - Drama, ThrillerScarlett Johansson, Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman star in this story of two flashy, famous magicians in 1890s London who try to outdo each other using then-mysterious electricity and science, probably over a chick. Directed by Christopher Nolan. 135 min. (AP) RUNNING WITH SCISSORS - (R) - Drama - The early years of Augusten Burroughs, memoir writer, are brought to the silver screen. Hopefully Hollywood doesn’t screw it up! An all-star cast featuring Annette Bening, Gwyneth Paltrow and many others. 120 min. (HK) THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE (G) - Family, Comedy - Santa (Tim Allen) struggles to keep his new family happy while battling Jack Frost (Martin Short), who is trying to take over Christmas. Why Martin Short? Why? 115min. (KB) SAW 3 - (R) - Suspense, Horror - Wait. I thought “Jigsaw” was on his death bed at the end of the second movie. The first one was freakin’ awesome, the second was good, but you knew what you were getting into, now three? I dunno about this. 107 min. (HK) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING - (R) - Horror, Thriller - It’s a prequel set years before the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and it looks really, really scary.

105 min. (HK)

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KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Babel - R - F-W (12:30, 3:30), 7, 10 Borat - R - F-W (12:40, 3), 5:15, 7:25, 9:45 Catch a Fire - PG13 - Th (2:45), 5:20, 7:40, 10, F-Sa 7:40, 10, Su-W 4:55, 7:40 Departed - R - Th (2), 7, 10, F-Sa (12:30, 3:50), 7, 10:05, Su-W (12:30, 3:35), 7:05 Flags of Our Fathers - R - Th (1:40), 4:35, 7:25, 10:05, F-Sa (12:35), 4:20, 7:10, 9:50, Su-W (12:35), 4,10, 7 Marie Antoinette - PG13 - Th only (1:45), 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 Open Season - PG - Th (3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:30, FSa (12:50, 2:50), 4:55, Su-W (12:50, 2:50) Santa Clause 3 - G - Th (2), 4:40, 7:20, 9:30, FSa (1, 3:20), 5:35, 7:45, 9:55, Su-W (1, 3:20), 5:35, 7:45

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY

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BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM

Mayoral Romance and Nude Beaches

EAR SHOT

By Eliza Escaño

NATIVE GUNS “BARREL MEN” [INDIE HIP HOP] Hiphop and activism collide in Barrel Men, a debut

The latest in Hawaiian lit

release by California’s Native Guns. Serving a clever pun on the ubiqui-

Saints, Sinners and Shortstops

The Last Full Measure

By Jim Becker [MEMOIR] At 17, Jim Becker became a reporter for the Los Angeles HeraldExpress. He served in the army in WWII in India and China. And he spent 25 years with the Associated Press, “covering wars and international crises as well as major musical and sporting events.”

He was the chief of AP bureaus in pre-statehood Hawai`i, Manila, New Delhi and South Asia, as well as a broadcaster in Europe for 12 years. He also wrote a humaninterest column for the Honolulu Star-Bulletin for nearly a decade. So with four wars, 40 countries and 4,000 some-odd characters, we’re thinking maybe he’s got some stories to tell. 228 pages.

By Hal Glatzer [MYSTERY] In late 1941, a swing musician named Katy Green boards a luxury liner destined for Honolulu. On board the cruise ship with friends in an all-girl danceband called the Swingin’ Sarongs, Green encounters prePearl Harbor attack tension, international intrigue, mysterious murders, hidden treasure and quite possibly, trouble with the drummer. 289 pages.

Maui Days

By Wayne “Shakey” Boteilho [FICTION] This is an unlikely story of the romance between a lonely Maui County Council legislative aide and a young, attractive politician, with a mayoral election as backdrop, and promises for a “surprise ending” that “will be as if the crust of the earth has cracked and Hell itself was escaping.” However, it’s a riveting and quick read, with surprising jolts of tongue-incheek, insider humor: “Across the river is a suburb where supposedly everyone is happy; they call it ‘Happy Valley.’” And here: “Like Julia, Salli hoped to one day meet a nice Maui boy… Someone who was interested in Shakespeare, classical music, history, and of course, chess.

Undoubtedly, such men had to be on Maui.” Yeah, now that’s fiction.

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tous barrel-encased, unquestionably male Filipino keepsake, the album claims a pivotal moment in Filipino-American music.

While most chart toppers do a tad more than launch a thousand ho-downs, Native Guns seek to ignite social understanding and uplift their audiences. Their raw sound dishes political jabs, casts hip-hop’s cheesy clichés aside and honors timeless elements of soul, funk, Latin rhythms and reggae.

Native Guns’ Kiwi, Bambu and DJ Phatrick pay a reverent homage to the late 1980’s Native Tongues, a collective that

The Huna Warrior: The magic begins

epitomized the golden era of hip-hop. Having built names for

By Jennifer Martin [FICTION/SPIRITUAL] A California high school vice-principal, Kat, befriends a Hawaiian student, Kalani, who comes from a long line of kahuna.

Through Kalani’s family, Kat discovers the ancient lore called Huna, which involves performing incredible feats such as walking on hot lava, healing broken bones, and praying an enemy to death. Kat then uses the magic she’s learned in order to combat the evil forces’ attempt to kill her, as well as stop a diabolical renegade kahuna in Maui who has been killing off other kahuna for power. 427 pages.

themselves separately in the Los Angeles’ local scene, both have previously released coming-of-age solo albums—Kiwi’s Writes of Passage: Portraits of a Sun Rising and Bambu’s Self Untitled, where the two first collaborated on the song, “Peaceful Pistols.”

After major scrapes with the law, Bambu spent five years in the military to straighten up and out of the city. His travels also lent a first-hand look at hip-hop’s many regional textures. It brought inspiration spiritually and artistically to the emerging lyricist. Currently, Bambu runs writing workshops and counsels at a youth center.

Meanwhile, hearing “Stop the Violence” by Boogie Down Productions pushed Kiwi to question his then-gang lifestyle.

This introspection also triggered the poet inside as he threw down at slam events and underground ciphers. He followed a path of community work, engaging in after-school programs for high-risk youth. Kiwi now works for a non-profit agency conducting health workshops around San Francisco.

Bringing heat to the mix is DJ Phatrick. An ethnic studies graduate, he works for Bay Unity Music Project, a non-profit that teaches youngsters about digital music recording. The collective serves high schools with classes on beat-making

Hey Waiter, There’s an Umbrella in My Drink! Tales from the tropics by Hawaii’s

and operating 101—the agency’s mock record label.

favorite humorist

By Charles Memminger [HUMOR/NON-FICTION] This is a collection of hilarious and relevant columns from Honolulu Star-Bulletin’s Charles Memminger. An award-winning journalist, screenwriter and staff writer for Baywatch Hawaii, Meminger paints life on Hawai`i as one big, colorful array of characters, places and situations that couldn’t possibly exist elsewhere. In “Maui’s Nude Beaches,” he writes: “Everyone on Maui knows that people go naked at Little Beach. But being a laid-back island, it takes about 10 years for everyone to get upset all at once about it” and “Nude Rule No. 1: Ugly people get naked for free. If you want to see an attractive person naked, you’ve got to pay for it, or at least buy dinner.” True that, Charley. 176 pages. MTW

DJ Rhettmatic of the World Famous Beat Junkies and

With production support from indie producers including Visionaries crew, Native Guns combines head-bopping beats with unbridled lyricism.

“Treason” begins with slow, bluesy vocals and follows the trio at an anti-war march. Heavy bass sonically paints an activist’s slice-of-life, with storytelling that is riveting and humorous. “Work It” puts insatiable mass consumerism in third-world sweatshop perspective. For that good ole’ West Coast G-funk, “Kombat” is a battle song exposing the ills of the rap industry. It switches up to a fun Latin vibe in “1995,” as they wax poetic about the early days of discovering hip-hop. “Champion,” the album’s first single, is another party jam.

Finally, slow strings accompany rapid-fire but smooth delivery in “Hammer.” After pondering the Patriot Act, the last hook goes: “Seize the time, take the hour, free your mind, taste the power, open wide, go outside, take to the streets and make them ours, bring your signs, rock them drums, call your elders, call your young, weather this whole shit together, one for all and all for one.”

In these politically ripe times, Barrel Men is essential listening and a lasting cultural contribution, both in the classroom and on the street corner. For more information, log on to www.nativeguns.com. MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Maggie Cassella - Thursday (Nov. 9). Maggie Cassella is a political ranter in the style of Lewis Black. In this politically charged month, Cassella brings her version of The Daily Show on crack. An ex-lawyer turned writer, producer and talk show host, Cassella spends most of her time frantically scanning the news for the latest political screwups, entertainment news, nightmares, stupid studies, ludicrous lawsuits, and ridiculous rulings and regulations. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, www.NeoComedy.com or 242-7469.

Pro Bull - Friday-Saturday (Nov. 10-11). For the first time in the Professional Bull Riders' history, top ranked bull riding athletes will compete in the Hawaiian Islands. Tickets: $80, $25. War Memorial Football Stadium, 242-7469.

Maui Music Fest - Sunday (Nov. 12). With Willie Nelson and The Doobie Brothers. The timeless voice of Willie Nelson has touched audiences for decades. Join American legends Willie Nelson and his friends The Doobie Brothers for an evening of live music at the 6th Annual Maui Music Fest; proceeds benefit the Tuition Assistance Program of the Montessori School of Maui. Tickets: $50, $40. 5:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ying Quartet - Monday (Nov. 13). The Yings’ enthusiasm for performing in diverse settings has led to concerts in every major international venue as well as hospitals and juvenile prisons, as they strive to make artistic and creative expression an essential part of everyday life. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Thoroughly Modern Millie” - Now through Sunday (Nov. 19). Set in 1922, the story revolves around the adventures of Millie Dillmount, who escapes to New York City from Salina, Kansas determined to marry her wealthy boss— whomever he may be. The original golddigger!

Seabury Hall, Makawao, 573-1257.

TICKETS ON SALE Solomon Islanders - Nov. 16. The hit of the ’04 Pacific Festival of the Arts, these superb performers from the center of Melanesia, in the Solomon Islands of the Southwest Pacific—home to a fascinating panpipe music tradition. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet. Sixteen musicians and dancers contribute visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Cecilio and Kapono - Nov. 17. “C & K,” as they are fondly known, have won lasting stature on the contemporary Hawaiian music scene as well as in the hearts of their audiences. Between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have released more than 20 albums and received multiple Na Hökü Hanohano Awards as both duo and solo artists. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk/rock harmonies make this show an enduring favorite, evoking memories of good times together. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Mystery of Irma Vep, a Penny Dreadful Nov. 17-Dec. 3. Charles Ludlam’s sidesplitting gothic spoof uses the sleight-of-hand magic trick of two actors playing eight roles, requiring constant costume, wig and personality shifts that will keep you laughing as the mystery unfolds. $18, $16, $12. Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969 or www.mauionstage.com.

Na Lani `Eha - Nov. 18. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili`uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

tarist, his solo work is consistently intelligent and pure, which is why musicians like Elvis Costello, Lou Reed and David Byrne praise him. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sun, Sand and Hoops - Nov. 20-22. The annual EA Sports Maui Invitational. Lots of really tall guys scoring like crazy—on the basketball court! You have to get online to get tix. www.mauiinvitational.com.

E Ho`oulu Aloha - Nov. 25. 6th Annual E Ho`oulu Aloha, “To Grow In Love.” Concert featuring Uluwehi Guerrero, Lei`ohu Ryder and Richard Ho`opi`i. Hula performances by Halau Ka Ulu o Ka La and Na Pua O Kealani of Hokkaido, Japan.

Hawaiian food, arts & crafts, raffle, silent auction, and more. $15, $10. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Bailey House, 244-3326.

Lewis Black - Nov. 25. You’ve seen him on HBO, Comedy Central, and in a regular spotlight bit “Back in Black” on The Daily Show. Lewis Black, the fed-up humorist hanging at the end of his rope, brings new meaning to “Black” humor.

Lewis’ style is reminiscent of the late greats Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison and George Carlin.

This show will contain mature explicit subject matter. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Storytelling Festival - Nov. 25. The essence of traditional and contemporary Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of different ways to tell stories. The evening performance features traditional master storyteller Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary slam poet Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20 (each performance). 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Andy Bumatai - Dec. 2. From the TV special “All in the `Ohana” to the Monarch Room of The Royal Hawaiian Hotel, Andy has tickled audience funny bones from the islands to the mainland. An island boy by birth, he lived for a time in the Los Angeles area where he made the improvisation circuit and worked his way up to opening for major concert stars, from Tom Jones to the Beach Boys. Now he’s back to his roots and serving up one laff riot! Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469.

The Santaland Diaries - Dec. 7. Coconut Cabaret presents David Sedaris’ brilliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side… through the eyes of a slacker working as a Macy’s elf! Our hero, Crumpet (you have to go by your elf name) weaves a tale of humiliation, bitterness and the occasional celebrity sighting all the while trying to get his big break on One Life To Live. Starring John Michael Beck. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469 or www.NeoComedy.com.

Matato`a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latino and rock.

Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Erik Santos - Nov. 19. The Philippines Prince of Pop and 1st Star in a Million Grand Champion in Hawai`i for a concert tour has hits both in English and Filipino. Erik’s guest star will be fellow winner and 2nd Grand Champion for Star in a Million Frenchie Dy, who captivates audiences with her powerful voice. Tickets: $75, $55, $30. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Richard Thompson - Nov. 19. With special guest Danny Thompson. One of the all-time great talents of British rock music, Richard Thompson founded the renowned group Fairport Convention while still in his teens. Singer, songwriter and gui-

Billy Joel - Dec. 18. It’s the piano man! Billy Joel touches on every phase of his exceptional career, with almost 30 songs, including “Angry Young Man,” “New York State Of Mind,” “Uptown Girl,” “Allentown,” “Good Night Saigon” and

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DA KINECALENDAR “We Didn’t Start The Fire” to name a few. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. A perennial favorite for audiences of all ages! Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson, part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “little big band” is equally at home with its multi-lingual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky bars. With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse crowd for its performances. Tickets: $40, $35.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Pipi Holo Ka‘ao - Jan. 13. “Continuing the Story” Three halau interpret, through chant dance and song, some of the stories of Pele that are specific to Maui. Tickets: $15. 3 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

Barefoot Natives - Jan. 13. Willie K and Eric Gilliom: each is a star in his own right on the Hawaiian entertainment scene, comined they make one dynamic duo. Together they’re a fun blend of great music and good humor. Tickets: $10, $28, $37. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Chanticleer - Jan. 14. Hailed by New Yorker magazine as “ America’s favorite choral ensemble” and praised by the Los Angeles Times for “luxurious perfection,” the Grammy Award-winning Chanticleer presents a powerful and unusual exploration of chant and other transcendent vocal expression. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows are free.

Aloha Classic - Now through Fri, Nov. 17.

Windsurfing event of the year! 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

Ho`okipa, www.pwaworldtour.com.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 09 David Trasoff - David Trasoff presents "Clasical Ragas: Sarode Solos." Trasoff is reknown as one of the most knowledgeable Indian Classical musicians in North America. $12. 8:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10 Model Citizens - It’s “Take a model train to work” day. I swear. It really is.

Salsa Night - Beginner class followed by a dance party. $10, $5. Class 6 p.m. Party 7:30-10 p.m.

The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11 Job Fair - Pacific Radio Group is hosting its first ever Lahaina Job Fair geared specifically toward West Maui residents. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Old Lahaina Luau, 877-5566.

Cleansing - Colon and parasite cleansing, the first two steps to health. Free. 9:30-11:30 a.m.

Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

Backbends - “Opening the Heart: Exploring Gratefulness through Backbends” with Alana Kaivalya. $35. 12:30-3:30 p.m. Maui Lotus Yoga Studio & Boutique, 874-9642 or www.mauilotusyoga.com.

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

Scorpios - Zodiac party for the Scorpios. Dance the night away with the InsPirates! comedy troupe and even get astrology and tarot readings. $5. The Studio Maui, 575-93390.

Shimmy Night - In addition to the usual lively bellydance performance, BellyRoll Dance Company treats you to their spooky interpretation of the ancient ceremonial trance dance know as

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the Zar. 21 and up. No cover. 7:30 and 8:30 p.m.

Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12 Veterans Benefit - Fourth annual Nisei Veterans Memorial Center benefit dinner. Dinner, silent auction and live auction. 5:30-9 p.m., King Kamehameha Golf Club, 595-7076.

Action Team - Kalama Park Action Team Meeting to develop and maintain a safe, clean, beautiful, inviting, user-friendly gathering place through community involvement, projects and advocacy.

3:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 270-7765 or 891-2348.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13 Kahului Library - The Kahului Public Library closes while the roof is replaced. Scheduled to reopen in late December. www.librarieshawaii.org.

Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahaina Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14 `Ohana Connection - Weekly breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m. 986-0209.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15 Regulators - Today marks the beginning of the 60-day comment period when you have the opportunity to let your feelings about airbourne tours over Haleakala to help with the preparation of Air Tour Management Plan. http://dms.dot.gov.

Maui Coast Land Trust Benefit - Benefit dinner for the Maui Coastal Land Trust offers a rare opportunity for non-passengers to experience NCL-America’s newest Hawai`i cruise liner. $150.

Reservations required. 244-5263.

Women Veterans Honored - The Maui Business and Professional Women will be honoring two local women veterans, Jennifer McGarry and Ipo Messmore. They will share about their role in the military and the affect is has had on their family life. $20. 5:30 p.m., Dunes, Maui Lani, 877-8963.

WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: Henry Allen Tropical Swing. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 891-6770 ext. 2.

Ballroom Dance - Valley Isle Ballroom Dance Club's Monthly Dance. 7-9 p.m., Wailuku Community Center, 879-8266.

KEIKI After-School Tutoring - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes in two locations. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Hula Contest - Fri, Nov. 10-Sat, Nov. 11. 16th annual celebration with lei making, hula implement making, pahu drum carving, fimo (clay) flower making, lauhala weaving and more. 9 a.m.4 p.m., Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, 661-0011.

Kids Faire - Sat, Nov. 11. Kids Faire with games, music, kid performances and more. Free. 3-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

Gerald McDermott - Tue, Nov. 14. Celebrate Children's Book Week at Wailuku Public Library with "McDermott in Motion," a performance of three of Caldecott Award winning author, Gerald McDermott's picture books. Ages 5 and up. Free.

10:30 a.m., Wailuku Public Library, 243-5766.

Jim May - Wed, Nov. 15. In celebration of Children’s Book Week 2006, Emmy Award-winning storyteller and author, Jim May, is scheduled to perform on Maui. Free. 10:30 a.m. at Lahaina Public Library. 2:30 p.m. at Wailuku Public Library.

662-3950 or 243-5766.

LECTURE Reading & Writing Improvement - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills.

Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

English as a Second Language - Every Thu. &

BOCALINO

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Friday 11/10

Saturday 11/11

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

CAFE MARC AUREL

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

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MON - Wille K; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy; WED - Dolla Bolla w/DJ LX

Salsa $5, 10pm DJ $15, 10pm

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Lahaina Cannery Mall - 667-1818

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HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae on the Rock w/Marty Dread, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

MON - Martini Night, No cover; TUE - New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Rio Thing w/Penaja, $5, 10pm

Upstanding Youth $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

COMPADRES

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Monday 11/13 – Wednesday 11/15

Shimmy Night No cover, 7:30 and 8:30pm

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

Sunday 11/12

Colin John No cover, 9pm

Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

Maya Mysteries - Sat, Nov. 11. "An Introduction to the Maya Mysteries" by Aum-Rak. Learn about the Mayan calendar and sacred ceremonies. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

DeMartini - Next Thu, Nov. 16. “Relationship Myths, Mirrors and Magic” Dr. John Demartini shares his wisdom on combining growth wealth and enduring love relationships. The workshop will conclude with book, CD and DVD door prizes and a book signing. $20. 7:30-9:30 p.m., Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort, 879-4900.

Two day workshop Nov. 18 & 19.

ENVIRONMENTAL Haleakala - Fri and Sat, Nov. 10-11. Volunteer in Haleakala Crater. Stay free in Holua Cabin, and do Park service work, such as weeding invasive species, with time for relaxation, exploring or photography. For information and reservations, call Friends of Haleakala National Park, 248-7660.

SPORTS Group Effort - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Tae-kwon-do - Fri, Nov. 10. Olympic Taekwondo Champion presents Taekwondo Athlete Development Workshop for peeps 12 and up. $50. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Kihei Public Charter School Auditorium, 300 Ohukai Rd. unit 209. 875-7499.

The Big Bull Challenge - Fri-Sat, Nov. 10-11.

Myron Duarte Maui Challenge bull riding event features 40 bull riders. Holy cow! 270-7710.

The Edge No cover, 9pm

Cheryl Rae No cover, 9pm

Tennis - Fri, Nov. 10-Sun, Nov. 12. 6th Annual Dairy Road Tesoro Fall Doubles Classic. The tournament will feature Men’s, Women’s and Mixed Doubles in the Open, 4.5, 4.0, 3.5 and 3.0 categories. 891-4050.

ART Linda Whittemore - Now through Nov. 20. Both printmaker and painter, Linda will be on hand to demonstrate and talk about the art of viscosity monotypes, a painterly form of printmaking. Call for dates and times. Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245.

Zariah - Fri, Nov. 10. The Lahaina Arts Society hosts a painting demonstration by feature artist Zariah, during her exhibition in honor of the divine feminine of Hawaiian Polynesia. 661-0111 or 5733119.

Gina Martinelli 7pm

TV/RADIO Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m., Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion.

Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194.

Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

POETRY

DINNER MUSIC

Poets Society - Thu, Nov. 9. Maui Live Poets Society meets for open poetry readings. 6:30-9 p.m., Lahaina, 661-0517.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

Poetry Readings - Tue, Nov. 14. Read your poems or listen for inspiration. 6:30-7:45 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

POLITICAL Kitchen Table Issues - Wed, Nov. 15. Small town public forum to discuss housing, gas prices, traffic, water, taxes, etc. $10. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. 244-3888.

WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe. Mon, Tue; Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly.

All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Howard Ahia.

Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat.

All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri; Ernest

Pua’a. Sat, Sun, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends.

Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat; Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu; Harry Troupe. Fri; Joshua. Sat; Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed; Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue; Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 6614811.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Thu; JD on the Rocks.

Fri; Scott Baird. Sat; JD and Friends. Sun; Kilohana. Wed; Scottie Rotten. Thu-Sun sets 2:30-5 p.m. Wed sets 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 6614495.

Longhi’s - Fri; Crazy Fingers. Sat; Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288.

Mango Cafe - Fri, Sat, Sun; Live entertainment.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri; Nino Toscano. Sat, Wed; Marvin Tevaga. Mon; Brian Haia. Tue; Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu; Greg & Steve. Fri; Llayne & Greg. Sat, Sun; Mark & Mike. Wed; Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri; AnRil. Sat; John

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Thursday 11/09 JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

Q103 $7, 10pm

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Saturday 11/11

DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Dub Rockers $5, 10pm

Curtis Williams No cover, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Damian Awai 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Sunday 11/12

Monday 11/13 – Wednesday 11/15

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON - Joshua, 10pm: WED - Adam Bowen,10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LOBBY LOUNGE

Friday 11/10

Pioneer Inn - Thu; Ah-Tim Eleniki. Tue; Captain Billy Bones. Wed; Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu; Shiro Mori.

Fri; Darrin Lenett. Mon, Tue; Gene Argel. Wed; Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant - Thu; Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tues; Kincade Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina.

All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon; Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo. Sat; Braddah Frances and Friends. Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun; Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat; Mark Johnston. Sun, Wed; Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri; Eddi Delgado.

Sat, Mon; Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat; Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly; Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat; Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu; Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m. Fri; Raita Helm, 8 p.m. Sat; Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m. Sun; Octoberfest, 5:30 p.m. Mon; Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m. Tue; Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m. Wed; Erin Smith, 9 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue; Tony & Peter. Fri, Wed; Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m.

1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue; Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu; Kawika Lum Ho. Fri; Kaleo Cullen. Sat; Louise Lambert. Sun, Mon; Kenny Roberts. Tue; Kaleo Cullen w/ hula

by Cora. Wed; Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon; Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

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Live DJ

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - Danny Murry Show, 9pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm

Mañana Garage - Nightly; Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220.

Sushi Go - Wed; Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Tue, Fri; Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m.

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat; Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8711414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys. Wed; Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Jacque’s - Mon; Live Jazz. 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Wed; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 6612000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu; Live music. Fri; Patrick Major. Sun; Wayne and Friends. Mon, Tue; Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly; Live music.

All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031

EAST MAUI

Lagoon Bar - Nightly; Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue; Bobby and Ralph. Fri; Ralph and Allan. Sat, Sun; Fausto and Kawaika. Wed; Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun; Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

Ono’s Bar & Grille - Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart.

Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tavagan; Sun, Ray Gooliak; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Mon, Josh Sumbicay. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

Kupanaha - Nightly; Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly; Alanui with Uncle Rudi.

Sun; Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 6671200

East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) The primary function of mainstream journalism is, perversely, to make money, not keep us informed.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Capricorns understand precautions. I’d wager that every one of you has an emergency reserve of cash in your bank account, a condom stashed in your wallet, and every bit of important data on your computer backed up. Being prepared is part of what you do. But you weren’t born knowing which safety measures to take. You learned how to provision yourself for every eventuality the hard way—by having your hard drive crash, for example, or enduring an unwanted pregnancy scare. You can’t think of everything. Remember that this week, when you find yourself embarrassingly underprepared. And consider this learning experience the only real way to becoming an even more effective person.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Mellow out, Gemini. You’re generally not the most laid-back of people. Many of you could even be described as high-strung. So when this week’s frequently exciting or anxiety-producing stimuli bombard you, it could be disastrous, unless you’re already taking steps to chill yourself out. Since you can’t do much to reduce the amount of stress you’re subject to at the moment, you’d better figure out a more effective way of coping with it. Use whatever method works best for you. Remember, there’s nothing wrong with a glass of red wine when yoga, deep-breathing, or color therapy don’t work.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Your plate’s a bit full, wouldn’t you say? Only it’s heaped with tiny helpings from a number of different dishes. So whether you think something’s delicious or disgusting, you only get a bite before you’re on to the next thing. While there’s nothing wrong with life as a tasting menu, I think you’re ready for a heaping helping of just one or two delectable dishes, and none of the rest. Next week’s Scorpio New Moon ought to help you clear the table of all but the small handful of gorgeous flavors you want to keep putting in your mouth.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’ve got so many demands on your time this week you might feel like a Virgo. But people need you right now because there are certain roles that only you can fill, and they need you to play them. No on can roar like you, for example, and when someone needs a staunchly loyal ally in a righteous battle, there’s no one better. Don’t let your laziness get the best of you, though. Every Leo’s got a tremendous store of energy, held in reserve. However, you’re often reluctant to tap it. This, my dear, would be an excellent time to do so.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) One of the ways Virgos get so much done is you go “on automatic.” You’ve perfected the art of doing stuff while thinking (or planning) something totally different. Beware of this usually useful mode this week, because it’s when you’re likely to get into the most trouble. Your usual internal monitors, which keep you from going too far wrong, are badly calibrated at the moment, so you’re likely to make big mistakes while you’re not exactly paying attention. In other words, pay attention to everything you’re doing. Even if it cuts your usual efficiency in half, it’s still better than having to do any of it again.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Don’t take any shit. Someone’s likely to give you crap this week, just for being who you are. Whether they’re putting you down based on your race, sexuality, gender, economic status, appearance or anything else that you have little to no control over, don’t stand for it. Strike back, hard. Usually you let these kinds of things slide in the interest of maintaining peace and diplomacy, but every once in a while it pays to take a stand and make idiots reconsider whether their bigotry (or at least its expression) is worth it.

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No Lahaina—too far and incestuous. No Wailuku—too close and innocuous.

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Lingering outside for a moment, I assessed the situation inside. It looked like a good mix of people—young, older, sporty, earthy, international and domestic— and a decent ratio of men to women.

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A table of seasoned fishermen sat across from a booth filled with young, attractive hipsters. A couple—he with stark white hair, aloha shirt and dark shorts, she with red wig and devil horns, black tank-top and pants—boogied across the dance floor.

At first glance, the place did seem to fit all my requirements. Though it wasn’t smoky, it also didn’t seem to have an available seat.

Turns out Mana’o Radio was holding a benefit, and the Mana’o Radio Orchestra was scheduled to perform. A rumor floated amongst the smokers in the parking lot that Willie K. or maybe even Willie Nelson might stop by.

Personally I didn’t care if Willie Ames strolled in—I just wanted a drink.

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But I think I forgot to turn off my “if you’re on your way to being really drunk, please come talk to me” light.

I recognized the first guy, “Frank,” from previous encounters where he’d been smashed and aggressively flirty. Now decidedly more coherent and polite, Frank introduced himself to me. I didn’t have the heart to tell him about his evil twin brother.

Another dude, after saying hi and receiving numerous refusals to dance, proceeded to loom over me and try to read my notes out loud. I hated doing it, but I told him to beat it.

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