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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR BERTRAM SPEAKS OUT

WHAT TRUTH?

Eh brah—OK, I didn’t really catch the “gadfly” thing last time (“Know Your Candidates!” Oct. 26, 2006). I knew it wasn’t good but I had to look it up. Egad! Gad*fly: a fly that bites or annoys livestock! Will your attacks never end? Do you know how high a gadfly could fly if a gadfly could fly high? At least I do. But I don’t gad (to wander about restlessly with little or no purpose) and I’m no gaffer (old man, rustic).

But now you find me short, with short gray hair! Am I also shortsighted? What are my other shortcomings?

Still with my shortness, you can’t get over it! Like getting over a cold or a divorce? What about getting through or around it?

And I’m always speaking (won’t shut up) at public hearings (where no one listens). Finally you accuse me of “sitting pretty over [in the 11th]” (“Midterm Follies,” Nov. 9, 2006)— I’ve never over-sat in my district ever and I pledge to your readers to address this and many other serious community issues in the Legislature.

And I’m not old.

-Representative-elect Joe Bertram III, 11th District

Anthony, brah, congratulations for finally telling the masses about the truth! (“The Brave and the Dead,” Nov. 9, 2006).

Some of us have heard such stories... usualy repeated upon faith to defend the oppressed, desperate and disposed in this society. Your article showed facts that cannot be argued that there was indeed a larger, intentional, devious, evil hand involved in the crack epidemic that strangled the inner city... and then the suburbs (which finally caused people to notice).

Why would they (the US government) do such things? To keep the poor and dependant poor and dependant. There is no better “boogey man” in America than a cracked-out black man with a gun.

-Arthur Madison, Lahaina

DOESN’T LIKE TO RALLY Why do we allow war or other dramas to be the only way we can meet our neighbors and create or participate in a sense of community (“Warrior Society,” Nov. 2, 2006)? Why have we forgotten how to live together in peace? Why do we need a common enemy to “rally” around so that we feel smarter and superior? Why do we let warmongers with no love for the wellbeing of their country jerk us around?

Let’s figure it out, people. It’s called being responsible for the wellbeing of the community and for ourselves.

Actually, it’s called Democracy.

-Blue Moon, via email

Anthony Pignataro responds: Thanks for the compliment, but I should make clear that at no time has any evidence surfaced that the CIA intentionally moved crack cocaine into inner cities to eradicate African Americans. The CIA admitted that its assets working for the contra rebels sold drugs in America’s inner cities during the 1980s, but no evidence of a larger conspiracy has ever surfaced.

What’s more, reporter Gary Webb never made such assertions either, but that didn’t stop the mainstream media from attacking him for exactly that nonsense.

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MONEY MONEY MONEY Huge changes this week as we pour over some recent campaign finance reports, filed with the state Office of Elections in late September. The campaign contributions from various members of the Maui 10 are, as expected, quite large, but the above rankings stem not from who gave the most (any fool can hand over a grand to Dain Kane’s mayoral race) but who gave the smartest. And that was clearly Makena-developing Dowling Company, donor of nearly $49,000 from Jan. 1 through Sept. 9 (records covering the later part of the campaign aren’t yet available), $12,800 of which went to Maui candidates. There was County Councilman Joe Pontanilla ($500, reelected); County Council candidate Mike Victorino ($1,000, elected); Council candidate Gladys Baisa ($1,000, elected); Councilman Mike Molina ($800, reelected) and Representative Kyle Yamashita ($2,000, reelected). In fact, except for the $150 in Longs gift cards to Dain Kane and $250 to Council candidate Sam Kalalau (matched by $250 to victorious opponent Bill Medeiros), Dowling didn’t back any losers. Too bad the same can’t be said for A&B, which lavished $2,500 on Kane’s quixotic run for mayor, another grand on Kimo Apana’s equally failed mayoral race and $300 on Representative Kam Tanaka, who couldn’t even get out of the primary election. Maui Land & Pine gave to all the usual suspects (Representative Joe Souki, Victorino, Molina, Yamashita, Pontanilla, Baisa) as well as newcomers Joe Bertram III and Angus McKelvey and losers Kane ($1,000) and Apana ($500). Carlyle Group-owned Hawaiian Telcom evidently has a lot to learn about politics, having given a miserly $1,300 to local candidates including Pontanilla, Souki, Yamashita, Representative Bob Nakasone and Representative Chris Halford, who earlier this year announced he wasn’t even going to run again. Monsanto, which donated $1,250 to various candidates in the above period and grows tons of genetically modified crops on Maui, didn’t give a dime to any island candidate. And Tesoro, which raised more than $11,000, didn’t give anything at all.

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PINEAPPLE COSTS Maui Land & Pine would have topped this week’s ranking were it not for a pesky Nov. 4, 2006 Honolulu Star-Bulletin story detailing how the company lost $2.5 million in the third quarter, due to costs associated with that grand pineapple packing plant the company boasted about a few months ago.

Since the facility is far more automated than previous operations, the company insists it will eventually save tons of money on the deal. But revenue on the company’s development side was also off, down to a mere $2 million from the $7.6 million in the same quarter of 2005. MTW

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The men who love riding bulls For the very first time in the Professional Bull Riders’ (PBR) history, top-ranked bull riding athletes got to compete on Maui.

On Nov. 10 and 11, men from Australia, Brazil and even Texas rode bulls at the Myron Duarte Maui Challenge at War Memorial Stadium.

Replacing wax with rosin, they approached bull riding with the same love that a local surfer might prepare a board. This makes sense, as bull riders in general are as hard to grasp as our local surfers. They tend to stick to themselves due to the fact that they are not often understood by the outside world. Both seem to be chasing that perfect ride.

The two-time world champion, Chris Shivers, has surpassed the $3 million mark in career earnings, making him the first person in bull riding history to reach this mark. “Just kinda grew up around it,” he said with a knife-like look in his eyes when I asked him how he got started. “The opportunity was there for me, I could ride as many bulls in one day as I wanted. All I needed to do was take advantage of it. This is my life; it’s where I have my everything. If I quit right now I wouldn’t be happy the rest of my life.”

During the competition I was up against the fence taking pictures, literally dodging bullshit as it was kicked up towards the gate where I was on the brink of risk. Because I was so close to the action, I could really feel the thrill. But I was still curious why any human would want to get on the back of a bucking bull.

“Big hopes, big dreams!”

Shivers said. “I would rather go with pride in the front of 10,000 people than die in a car wreck. The only fear I have is the fear of losing. No one wants to lose.”

Later, during the after-party at Cheeseburger Island Style in the Shops at Wailea I sat with riders Rob Bell and Thomas Taylor, who has a scar under

There are two main citizen panels that ostensibly run the county’s alcohol operations. The Liquor Commission, which grants liquor licenses, and the Board of Adjudication, which takes away licenses from establishments found guilty of liquor law violations.

They both work very fast and, sometimes, at cross purposes.

Take the case of Smiley’s Super Service, which came up before the Liquor Commission on Nov. 8 of this year. The owner of a convenience store in Kahului, Smiley’s appeared before the commission to get its Retail General license transferred from former owner 2 Go Tesoro. Normally a quick, routine thing, the matter got bogged down when Commissioner Curt Morimoto asked Liquor Control Officer Mike Kawagishi— the LC staffer who reports to the commision on new licensees—how many liquor law violations the Tesoro station had racked up during the years.

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the left side of his jaw from a bull’s horn. Both agreed that riders aren’t in it for the money. Taylor, a breeder who’s responsible for “Taylor Made Bucking Bulls,” has been Bell’s advisor for many years.

Chris Shivers “Not only because he rides so well, but also because of the obstacles he has overcome to get where he is today.” Taylor said.

“Believing is everything. He is going to the top!”

Bell has impressed bull riding fans since he rode his first calf at age two. He won his first buckle at that event. By age 15, he was riding big bulls and competing in rodeos.

“Ninety-five percent of the guys who get into it for the money don’t ride any longer because they lost the desire to do it,” he said. “For most here in PBR land, the heart is what leads them on. Take away the title, and nothing would change.” MTW

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It turned out the place had never seen any real violations—just some administrative stuff that would have earned them scolding letters—but the question was extraordinary. Clearly, it showed that in all the records and papers handed out to the commissioners before every license applicant appears before the panel, the LC staff doesn’t put in an accounting of any previous violations the establishment might have incurred in the past. It also took LC staff a few minutes get the necessary records to answer Morimoto’s question.

Morimoto’s inquiry was also unique—in fact, in the last couple years I’ve covered the LC, I’m hard-pressed to think of another time when commissioners wanted to delve into an applicant’s past transgressions. Most of the time, the two public hearings all licensee applicants have to go through are quick affairs taking just a few minutes.

This raises a fascinating paradox of a county quick to hand out liquor licenses and even quicker to slap them down or even take them away. But that’s the Maui LC for you.

-Anthony Pignataro

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From 2002 to the first weeks of 2006, county officials were more or less in constant contact with Kihei nursery owner Dale Castleton. They wanted Castleton to allow Maui Invasive Species Committee people onto the property to spray for dreaded coqui frogs, which at the time were infesting the place. Alternately sympathetic and then intransigent, Castleton—who also has a proposed subdivision slowly making its way through the county’s Planning Department—dragged negotiations on into the winter of 2005. Mostly he insisted that the frogs were beneficial to his nursery. Just a couple days before New Year’s, Mayor Alan Arakawa—who lost his reelection bid to Tavares—took the unprecedented step of appearing at Castleton’s nursery in a last ditch effort to get him to agree to spraying. It worked and sprayers began visiting the nursery a few weeks later, though the whole matter clearly didn’t endear Castleton to Arakawa.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com I would just like to send a big Mahalo Nui Loa to the white supremacists who moved in upstairs from my wife and I. Thanks so much for taking a wonderfully diverse group of people full of Aloha and injecting into it your special brand of racist hatred. It’s such a pleasure to have the other neighbors call the cops on you when you lose it at my wife and me. And thanks for ruining this fabulous neighborhood. Why did you choose Maui as your place to retire? Oh yeah, because you thought “this place wouldn’t end up full of blacks.” Your redneck bigotry doesn’t belong here. Please go. Now.

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Darwinian terms, this is an evolutional disaster just waiting to happen. As of press time park officials have no suspects.

THURSDAY, Nov. 9 Two days after it could have possibly made a difference, The Maui News reports that Maui County Clerk Roy Hiraga has opened an investigation into where exactly County Councilman-elect Bill Medeiros actually lives. According to a protest filed by Hana resident Cheryl Vasconcellos—who the News said “resides with” Medeiros opponent Sam Kalalau—Medeiros doesn’t actually live in East Maui. According to the article, Medeiros himself mentioned during the campaign that while he owns property in Hana, he actually works in West Maui and lives during the week in Kahului. “He said he returns to Hana on weekends and receives his mail there,” reported the News. If that isn’t being in touch with his constituents—or at least the constituents who deliver his mail—what is?

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WEDNESDAY, Nov. 8 Try as I might, I just can’t make fun of this: a rare, endangered Nene—the state bird of Hawai`i—got killed yesterday by a “careless driver,” according to a release sent out today by Haleakala National Park officials.

This is, of course, very serious, though I have to point out that the press release was a bit melodramatic in a CSI way: “Several visitors reported the dead Nene to Park Ranger Kiera Strohm-Herman at about 11:00 a.m.,” stated the release. “Biologist Raina Kaholo`a retrieved the dead Nene from the road, about 1/4 mile above the park’s headquarters. The Nene was in the up-bound lane. The death occurred sometime between 10:30 a.m. and 11:00 a.m. Visibility is not considered to be a factor since the weather was clear and sunny.” Some Nene walk along the road, which they often cross to “get to the other side” (the quote is from the press release, people) because drivers often slow down to feed them. As a result, “Nene associate feeding with cars and have learned to approach rather than flee from cars,” says the release. In

Voter turnout in Maui County for the 2006 General Election was a whopping 48.3 percent, says the state Office of Elections and today’s Maui News.

Woohoo! And state turnout was a bit better at 52.6 percent, but that was the worst figure ever for Hawai`i. Today’s News offers a variety of explanations for the anemic interest in all things politics: uninteresting candidates, heavily favored incumbents, boring candidates, lots of transient residents, unappealing candidates and just plain lousy candidates. All good reasons, though we can also suspect that the paper’s partially bogus, thoroughly lame editorial “One vote can decide” which ran on Election Day might have also played a role.

Predicated on the view that it’s important for everyone to vote because “One vote can, and does, make a difference,” the editorial is largely based on a list of shabby urban myths—one vote decided English would be our national language, kept President Andrew Johnson from being impeached, got Adolf Hitler to power and so forth—that have been floating around the country for decades and obviously went completely unchecked by The Maui News. In fact, the myths are so old they duped columnists Abigail van Buren

Look out! More Nene!

(Dear Abby) in 1986 and her sister Ann Landers in 1996. Anyway, you can read all about it at www.snopes.com/history/govern/onevote.htm.

SATURDAY, Nov. 11 Recovering.

SUNDAY, Nov. 12 You know it’s a slow news day when CNN reports that a shark attacked a tourist in South Maui. But it apparently happened, with the 29-year-old Canadian guy suffering cuts on his left hand and thigh. State officials promptly closed all beaches from Kam I to Kam III. Heading over to Charley Young Beach in the afternoon to see what a closed beach looked like, I instead found dozens of sun worshippers milling around next to a large shark warning sign posted in the sand and a few brave fools frolicking in the water.

Love that Maui attitude.

MONDAY, Nov. 13 Not sure if this is in honor of Veteran’s Day, but the Pentagon is planning on sending a bunch of National Guard units back to Iraq. Now I don’t know what’s more alarming—the fact that Iraq has become so precarious that Washington is squeezing everything they can from NG soldiers or that the citizen soldiers are

OVERHEARD...

GIRL: “Hey, what’s plural for ‘moose?’”

FIRST GUY : “What?”

SECOND GUY: “You know—one moose, many… what?”

FIRST GUY: “I don’t know. Mooses? I just know it’s not Moosi.”

-Mulligans on the Blue, Nov. 12

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starting to disagree. In a statement of unusual candor for a uniformed officer, state adjutant general Robert G. F. Lee says in today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin that Hawai`i combat units are still under strength from their last trip to the war.

“We won’t be reset until April 2007,” he told the paper. Turns out that a year spent in the desert whittled the 29th Brigade Combat Team’s equipment so much that even now it has just 30 percent of the vehicles and supplies it needs. Not to sharpen too fine a point on all this—we are at war, after all, and stuff gets worn and broken in war—but isn’t this kinda sorta what Democrat Randy Iwase was talking about during his ultimately fruitless bid to unseat Governor Linda Lingle? Iwase charged that Lingle wasn’t arguing as Washington deployed more than this state’s “fair share” of National Guard troops to Iraq. Seems to me that Lee’s statement indicates at the very least that, even assuming Iwase was wrong about the past, he’s dead on about the future.

TUESDAY, Nov. 14 Well, they finally did it: today the Maui Planning Commission finally gave the nod to Kapalua Mauka’s Phase 2. This means there’s now little standing in the way of Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s plans to build more million dollar homes and yet another golf course in Kapalua. At first the commission was hesitant to approve, with commissioners using words like “weasel” and “chicken shit” to describe ML&P’s plan to build required affordable homes as far from Kapalua Mauka as possible. But the commission eventually came around. Was there ever any doubt?

Anthony Pignataro would like to know why no TV network aired Apocalypse Now during the Veteran’s Day weekend. MTW

NEWSOFTHEWEIRD FIT SHRIMP The chosen professional interest of biologist David Scholnick of Pacific University (Forest Grove, Ore.) is in how shrimp act when they get an infection, which he gauged by building a tiny treadmill in order to run crustaceans through their paces to measure blood lactate levels. “As far as I know,” Scholnick told LiveScience.com in October, “this is the first time that shrimp have been exercised on a treadmill.” To increase the shrimps’ stress, Scholnick designed tiny backpacks out of duct tape but still found that healthy shrimp could go for about an hour without fatigue.

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away, even though the three-year cost of the program (including a handler) was the equivalent of more than $400,000, which reduced the menace by 2,500 pigeons, or about $170 a bird.

CLEANING UP THE CITY A civic group in Vienna, Austria, gathered 157,000 signatures on petitions in May and presented them to city officials to encourage a government program toward cleaner streets. Under the proposal, the government would assign the populace the task of counting and mapping dog droppings as a first step to greater penalties for owners who fail to clean up after their mutts. Critics were pessimistic that citizens wanted to count and map dog droppings.

We are seeking

GREAT ART! Simon Pope’s “Gallery Space Recall” exhibit at the Chapter Arts Centre in Cardiff, Wales, in October is a startlingly empty room, with patrons called upon to supply the art by imagining another art show they have seen so that, wrote Pope, the two exhibits “exist at two locations simultaneously, both here and there.” Pope wrote that the exhibit suggested the brain-injury disorder “reduplicative paramnesia,” in which a person has a delusional belief that something exists at two places at once.

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The Havering town council in Romford, England, prepared a 300page report in October, the result of a 12-month investigation, to find out who had heckled a speaker at a zoning meeting by making “baaa” noises. The authors said they had narrowed the list of suspects. And in September, London’s mayor Ken Livingstone defended his downtown anti-pigeon program, which consisted of empowering two hawks to scare the birds

A 33-year-old woman was detained by police in September after complaints by residents at a mobile home park in Michigan City, Ind., that she had been having sex in an untinted-windowed limousine on one of the park’s streets, in front of what grew to be a large crowd, mostly yelling at her for her indecency. At one point, according to police, the otherwise-occupied woman yelled back at the crowd defiantly that she was “doing adult business” and “I’ve got to do what I’ve got to do.” MTW

In October, Robert Russel Moore, 33, was sentenced to 10 years in prison for the burglary of an Arby’s in Prince Frederick, Md. Actually, Moore was assistant manager of the restaurant and was identified by clues from the surveillance tape. Four employees said they recognized the burglar’s body shape, clothing and (when he bent over) the distinctive top portion of his buttocks, as being those of Moore. The owner of the restaurant said he had had to counsel Moore “more than once” about the inadvertent exposure of his butt crack.

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It was early in the morning of Sept. 1 when the alarm sounded in Station 6 in Kihei. As the truck passed Sugar Beach it was clear that the fires raging across the Pali weren’t going to be put out in one night. Engines 1 and 2 were already there when the Station 6 crew arrived. They had been concentrating on getting to the head of the fire and protecting the Wind Farm, so Engine 6—which had just four firefighters, the minimal crew—and a few tankers moved to protect the power lines and Ma`alaea itself.

Normally with large fires like the one on the Pali, firefighters mop it up or, as they say, “shoot it down well.” But in these fires, which ended up shutting down the Pali for virtually all of Sept. 1, high winds continuously re-ignited the flames. Fire crews found their only option was to “mitigate the damages”—monitor and protect the highway flanks and power lines. Being that it was a low brush fire, the crews worked together to “find a system” well into the morning.

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Gomes told me later. “The first day was just damage control and then after that we were just stomping out the smaller fires. We had very minimal water so we had to use hand tools a lot of the time.”

I told her how dramatic it had been for me to watch half the mountain lit up like embers in a bonfire. “Yeah, it was beautiful, though,” she said.

According to the Madison, Wisconsinbased group Women in the Fire Service Inc., there are more than 6,000 female firefighters in the United States. The state of Hawai`i currently employs 10 women in four different departments, with Maui claiming two of them. Gomes is one, working out of Station 6. Valerie Brandon is based at Station 13 in Kula.

A few weeks ago I met both women at Café Marc Aurel in Wailuku. Brandon arrived first. She wasn’t wearing a uniform and looked fresh from the beach, but I knew it had to be her. She looked as if she were in the best possible shape a woman could be in, possessing a professional athlete’s physique

and body type that most women envy.

A few minutes later an ambulance pulled up and Gomes and her partner walked into the café.

Gomes flashed me an infectious smile as she introduced herself. I could tell she was a Maui girl by the rhythm in her speech. It also turned that we had gone to Saint Anthony together. Not as tall as Brandon, she projected the feeling of someone who could hold her own.

The two women ordered coffee and we sat down.

Brandon told me that firefighting wasn’t something she had always wanted to do. She had heard that the job was physically active and exciting, which convinced her that she would enjoy it.

First she took the department’s written test.

Passing that, she took a two-day physical agility test. After that was a personal interview. The process took a year and a half—which was usual— and then the department accepted her and she eventually joined the team at Station 13.

It was somewhat similar for Gomes. She said it was important to her to be a part of the communi-

ty. Before she had decided to be a firefighter, she had worked as an accountant but decided she needed a change of pace. She had always loved exercising and working out, and wanted to find a career that would stimulate her.

Firefighter training is rigorous and takes four months. Because they were both in top shape, they were more vertically than physically challenged. They explained that many of the obstacles encountered in the fitness tests were created for the height of a typical man.

Even the shorter guys found themselves having to be resourceful at times.

Gomes said that their strength was more in agility and that their size sometimes came in handy. When it came to climbing ladders or crawling into a small opening, they said that their size is always useful.

“When it comes to extrication of cars, we can jump into the cars because we’re smaller,” Gomes said. “We’re more flexible too, so jumping into the window for a man can sometimes be awkward.

Brandon agreed. “In the beginning of training they tell you right away that two people will not make it,” she said. “So there is a competitive side to it, too. They do that on purpose: put you under a lot of stress to build your ability to tolerate stress on the job.

“It’s similar to military training where they break you down a bit and then build you back up,” Brandon added. “It’s almost every man for themselves while you’re in, but they’re a lot more supportive once you’re done.”

Brandon said that although firefighting was still predominantly a male endeavor, she felt that most men knew that women in the station houses was “the wave of the future.”

In searching the history of female firefighters, I found very little information about them, which is probably understandable, since there haven’t been very many of them. What surprised me though was that many of the stories I read were written in the early 1800’s and conveyed inspirational tales of women arbitrarily jumping into the line of duty.

In 1912, because of a shortage of daytime fire fighters, the Fire Chief of Los Angeles promoted the LAFD’s first all-women volunteer company. Led by Captain Marie Stack, it consisted of just two other women. But because of the vast size of the county, two other female companies formed soon after.

One was called the Society Fire Department, while the other called themselves the Wilmington Park Fire Ladies. All were trained to work hand-drawn, two-wheel hose reels that had to be pulled on a rig down the street.

But it wasn’t until 1973 that Sandra Forcier became the first known paid firefighter. Once a Public Safety Officer, which is a combination of a police officer and a firefighter, she is now the Battalion Chief of the City of Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

In Hawai`i, we too have seen the winds of change. Debbie Eleneki, who came from a family of firefighters, recently became the first female to earn the rank of captain in the

Honolulu Fire Department.

Even with today’s kids, female firefighters are still a novelty. Gomes told me how good it made her feel when the kids would come into the station on school field trips. “The little girls point and whisper to each other, ‘That’s a girl!

Oh my God!’” she said.

Valerie Brandon

Lani Gomes

Back in 2003 Brandon found herself battling a blaze on Molokai. “I was called over for one of those big ones and they were doing stand-offs,” she said. “The fire is 25 feet high or higher and you have to make a stand and you’re wondering whether we’re gonna be able to fight this thing off. The winds change direction and swirl and sometimes the fire comes right back at you. The theories they came up with for wild land fire fighting weren’t done on Molokai so it can get a little scary.”

As firefighters, Brandon and Gomes have to do everything from emergency medical response, “hazmat” (the handling of hazardous materials), rope rescue, swift water training and even just driving the truck. “You have to pick your strength and excel at that because there is no way to be an expert at all of them,” Brandon said.

I asked them what the least favorite parts of the job were. “Cooking,” Brandon teased.

Gomes said it was the tragedies that occur within the medical portion of her work.

“Sometimes you lose people,” she said. “You just hope it’s not someone you or your family knows. We have a tendency to keep ourselves separate but there was a time that I had to respond to a good friend of mine and it was really hard. It was the only time I felt that I didn’t want to do what I was doing.”

“It’s common,” Brandon added. “We’ve had a few guys quit especially when it comes to fatalities with children. You really just hope it doesn’t happen.”

What frustrated them both were the “misconceptions” many people have with firefighters in general. Many seem to think that firefighters just hang out in the firehouse.

“It takes a lot of work,” Gomes said. “People think sometimes it’s a county job, you get to take naps, you get to play basketball and it’s a lot harder than that.”

“It takes a lot of dedication,” Brandon said.

“You have to really want to do it. We are both the type of women that don’t give up. We never would have made it otherwise. It’s really been a great experience.”

Fire, with its mesmerizing colors and dangers, has always intrigued me. I was curious as to whether Brandon and Gomes were also lured by it. Gomes beamed shamelessly, agreeing that she loved getting as close as she could to the fire.

“Yeah, you definitely can’t be afraid of it,” Brandon said.

“I love the power of fire, it’s so unpredictable,” Gomes told me. “I love watching the state of it change from roaring in the wind to the mellowness of the kindling. Sometimes they’re so beautiful I just have to look at it for a little bit.” MTW

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ONO KINEGRINDS

BY LILIANA BEGLEY LILIANA@MAUITIME.COM

Amore in Red Sauce Five excuses to get your love-thang on at Serpico’s Food is lovely. Food never screws me over, stands me up, monitors my spending or tells me to get a real job.

I love food and food loves me. So it’s totally natural that I would spend a lot of time exploring random culinary delights—hey, I never said that I was a monogamous eater. Monogamy, especially when it comes to tasty delectable meals, is highly overrated.

Or so I thought… until that fateful day, starving and lovelorn, when I stumbled into Serpico’s Pizzeria and Restaurant—the Italian Stallion of Maui restaurants.

Serpico’s 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498.

Open seven days a week, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. $

Ah, Serpico’s. Oh Captain of my quivering taste buds, how I love thee!

Let me count the ways:

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Uno You are conveniently located in Upcountry Maui. You shine like a beacon, mocking my hopeless other suitors like McDonald’s, Subway and KFC. They can’t hold a light to you as you wait patiently for my presence.

Not to mention, you give great parking. I love the parking, baby. So on the spot, so right there.

Due You give me options. I love options.

Some days I feel like a big slice of pizza, some days I feel a little more on the Fettucine Alfredo side, other times I’m all for stuffing my mouth full of a thick

and juicy Philly Cheesesteak. Monotony?

No, not at Serpico’s. Pizza Hut eat your heart out... No Meatball Parmigiana or Baked Ziti on your menu. I’m afraid that we can never go back to how we were.

Tre You’re fresh, darling! As fresh as they come. Daily deliveries keep you clean, crisp and tasty. There’s nothing worse than that not-so-fresh feeling. We’ve all been there. It’s even worse when the not-so-fresh feeling is happening to your food. I love that I never have to worry about those icky moments with you.

Quattro You keep it real. Authentic. Italian.

Everything is made from scratch, from the rich and tangy olive oil-drenched marinara and zippy pizza sauce to the smooth and satisfying Caesar dressing.

Pity the fool who sticks with the $3 Costco Caesar.

Cinque You’ve got roots. You’ve got a successful brother out in Allenhurst, New Jersey with the same name. Twins? Hmm… You don’t say!

Serpico’s opened in June 2006. They don’t sell liquor, but you can bring your own wine or beer.

Owner Hatch Clarke actually moved his “main guy” (manager—how Jersey is that?) Dario Martinez out from Jersey to open the restaurant. You can meet him most days at the joint. He makes great pizza and looks good doing it. That was a blatant hint, ladies.

Clarke has worked with Italian food all over New Jersey since he was 16. Not to give away his age or anything, but he’s been doing it for 30 years. And he’s a nice guy. No nonsense, good service, great food.

He’s also got six kids and a stressedout wife who does yoga. God bless that woman. MTW

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Owner Hatch Clarke (below)

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Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.;

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2

Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11

Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-

p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276.

a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

7782. $

$

8:30 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6

8774.$

F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos.

plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9

Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch

Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-

a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana

or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

1850. $

Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant -

10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului,

p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10

Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F,

893-1628. $

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy

Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30

Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30

pick up. They even deliver.150 Hana Hwy.,

E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440

Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6

Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot

a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks,

p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30

bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-

pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275

p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa

8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center,

Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F,

Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title.

6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui

Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23,

Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$

Kahului, 877-7776. $

El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su,

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9

8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului,

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10

AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:45-

Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and

877-2400. $

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-

5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono

St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Daily,

Kahili - Lunch with a view. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6

Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food.

Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8

M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days

p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku,

a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or

242-8580. $

276-2349 for banquets. $

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - European,

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa,

American. M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335

11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395

Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $

Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German

Free delivery! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St.,

cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9

Wailuku, 244-8282. $

p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-

a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033.

Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street,

$

Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M,

local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.;

9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W.

Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977.

Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

$$

Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. Su-

p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $

a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092

877-5588.

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th,

F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main

5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele

St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F,

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su-Th, 8

7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30

a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

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Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food.

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cui-

ple who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9

M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395

a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4

sine and full wine list. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S.

p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$

70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70

Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sand-

Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-

featuring different foods every night. Daily, 5:30-

E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

wiches. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads,

362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei,

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St.,

sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4

874-8600. $

Wailuku, 242-1471. $

p.m. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243.

BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full

$

bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

$$

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the peo-

Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St.,

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu

p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center,

Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

877-8744. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai in a casual garden set-

Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30

ting. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119

Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

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Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E.

p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Cafe

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Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N.

8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m.

a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea

Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

Ohana Cafe - Healthy breakfast and lunch

Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. M-

a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m.

comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main

F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St.,Cameron Center,

70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $

St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $

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dishes, pho and more. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei

Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches,

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th, 5:30

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle

Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local Japanese. Daily,

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Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30

salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything.

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-

8688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine.

Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-

1234. $$

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu,

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11

saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30

a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426.

p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

$$

Unisan - Sushi bar, and eclectic cuisine, with full bar.

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches.

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$

Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

4700. $

9PM - MIDNIGHT

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew,

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Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30

Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St.,

p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

Wailuku, 242-7928. $

1368. $

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3

with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10

p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani,

a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd.,

Wailea, 875-4100. $$

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along with seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to

a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St.,

centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena

Kahului, 873-4847. $

Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$

Kahului, 871-1414. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.

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Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood,

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees,

chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd.,

sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-

874-0788. $

9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799.

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9

$

p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere.

food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-

5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

7782. $

DININGLISTINGS Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer,

Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low

wine and more. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10

salt and wheat free. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S.

a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910.

Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

$

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch

seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 891-

or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

1400. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, sal-

Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating,

ads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin.

hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. Daily, 5 a.m.-2

Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd,

p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Kihei, 879-3262. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food

Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

with vegetarian items and daily specials. M-

Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib,

Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395

grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. Daily, 11

S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches,

Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta

wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty

entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10

tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30

p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine ocean-

Blue Ahi and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food

front with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.-

service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-

9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-

9944. $

8000. $$$

Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria.

9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$

11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea,

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and

244-5862. $

continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai

Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce

Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. 8

Marco’s South Side Grill - Italian food and excel-

a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

lent wines. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch

Rd., 874-4041. $$

and dinner. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S.

Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian

Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes.

Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps,

Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-

salads, entrees and daily specials. Nightly,

0414. $

5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

9330. $$

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-

5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei.$

Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279

Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my!

S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $

Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa,

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a

11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The

natural food store with a salad bar and

Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $

healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, par-

2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

fait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. Daily,

Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, sal-

9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $

ads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa, 5 p.m.-2

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-1

a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $

a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian

Rd., Kihei, 891-8600. $$

and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Nightly, 5-

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish

9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext.

pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. Daily, 8

4900. $$$

a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cui-

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and

sine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd,

elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh

Kihei, 874-1811. $$

fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani,

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burri-

Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

tos. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd.,

Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats,

874-TACO. $

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Outback Steak House - Quality steaks,

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and

shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’

5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd.,

Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8

Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave,

891-8860. $$$

a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare.

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner

Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602.

Makawao’s favorite deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-

cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7

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9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily,

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and

a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-

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Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and

10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei,

Korean dishes. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches.

1333. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S.

Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani

Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Mmmmmm.

Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750,

Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-8880. $$$ Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Su-M, 510 p.m.; Tu-W, 5:30-10p.m.; Th-Sa, 5:301:30a.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K

9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Natural foods store with hot and salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169

S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

891-2002. $ Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10

healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-

Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341.

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and

a.m.-8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-

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Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. $

Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

1385. $

Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144.

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet

$

nibbles and an excellent wine list. Tu-Su from 5

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a

p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

charming atmosphere. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810

Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; TuSa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120

Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable

$$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli Steet,

menu. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku

Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin

Maalaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and

Italian cuisine dining near the water’s edge.

more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast

Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd.,

Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei. 891-8860. $$

875-7555. $$$

Vietnamese

Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads,

Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.

subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10

Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-

4994. $

11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234.

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily,

$$

8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive,

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

Wailea, 875-8080. $$

Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. In Whaler’s General Store,

Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious

Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala

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Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie.

We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd.,

878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-

9363. $

Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine

p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to

10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K

Makawao Gardens - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-

9065. $

me baby, yeah! Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.

1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'til midnight! Kihei

Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish

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preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.

Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa,

favorite restaurant.” Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and

8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $

4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$

world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck.

Café

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Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a

Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons

Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42

bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49

Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by

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Milagros - South American cuisine with

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill -

Specializing in

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8

island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3

Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F,

Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780

a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810

Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cui-

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining

Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas

sine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m.

for vegetarians and meat eaters. Daily, 8

and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-

730 Front St., 661-0700. $

China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30

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Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood take-out

Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10

sine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina,

Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

or sit down. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A

p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

661-9491. $$

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by

2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0660. $

waterfalls and palm trees. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9

9999. $

Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads, pastries,

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat

soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa,

deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. M-

5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991

Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375

Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican canti-

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

na. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi.

Ave., 572-7808. $

Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant -

4051. $

Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily,

a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy

11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,

and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $

Lahaina, 661-0348.

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian

a.m.-9 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku

twist. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua,

Marketplace, 575-9588. $

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Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily,

Lahaina, 667-5444. $

7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with

p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali,

“Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m.

667-0968. $

889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-

favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street,

2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina,

Lahaina, 661-5648.

661-0937. $$

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126

cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-

Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside America. Daily, 7:30

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican

a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-

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Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset

with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10

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p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

661-8422. $$$

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast,

a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-

burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood,

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pasta and stir fry. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes.

Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St.,

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Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower

Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily,

from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-

11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

5117. $$$ K

Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily,

Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L.

7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy,

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops,

Kahana, 669-5000. $

669-0266. $

Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and

E & O Trading Co. - Southeast Asian Grill.

kabobs.

Tu-Su, 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-

Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K

1818. $$

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous

Daily,

9

a.m.-9:30

p.m.

Lahaina

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6

Hula Pie. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St.,

p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi

p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai.

Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St.,

661-9888. $

Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina

a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888.

8112. $

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American with late night

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and

menu. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30

Lahaina, 661-7082. $

a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd,

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared

Napili, 669-5621. $

with fresh island fish. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30

St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St.,

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh

Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine

a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine

Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst

Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks,

10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St.,

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-

Lahaina, 661-4213. $

style coffeehouse. Daily, 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole

lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and

grains cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10

5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-

p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina,

8810. $$ K

667-9394. $$

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin,

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ

chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina

options. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-

Center, 667-7572. $

6262. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside din-

Mango Cafe - American and local cusine. Daily,

ing, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m

7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-

Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$

1929. $$ K

DININGLISTINGS

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough

2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front

St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $

Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali,

667-2525. $

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Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

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Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-

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10 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext.

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Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 5-

rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m.

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• Pizzas • Sandwiches • Nightly Seafood Specials

Maui Tacos - Casual Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,

661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,

Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Outback Steak House - Americanized Australian

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary

p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658

delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5

Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar.

a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St.,

Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St.,

Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-

p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking),

9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna

Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine. Daily,

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema

Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema

Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina,

661-0985. $

• Salads

Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10

Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza

p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

•Pastas

steak house. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani

Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$

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DININGLISTINGS

Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!

Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dish-

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.

es, salads and Greek gyros. Daily, 11 a.m.-

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929.

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11

$ Plantation

p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., House

Mediterranean

Island Fish Tacos Grilled Steak, Chicken Vegetarian

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Hawaiian-

cuisine.

Daily,

Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serv-

breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6

ing American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St.,

p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000

Lahaina, 661-8558. $

Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-

5111. $

Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood.

Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani

Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$

p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.;

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees

Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali,

in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10

661-0011. $$

p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-

6999. $$$

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Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers

Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900

Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Sushi and pupus only Th-F, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 600 Office

Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim,

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua,

661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee

St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900

Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020.

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr.

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Appetizers

Blackened Ahi

Homestyle New American Comfort Food

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Thanksgiving Day

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Ahi tuna dusted with cajun spices, seared and served over cabbage.

Garnished with pickled ginger Kaiware sprouts and Wasab

Crispy Crabcakes

Classic Caesar Salad Hearts of romaine tossed with home made croutons & Parmesan cheese

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Entrees

Turkey Dinner

Lump Crab, lightly bound and breaded with cornflakes & served with tangy remoulade sauce

Traditional meal served with mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, vegetables and cranberries

Shrimp Cocktail

Prime Rib

Six large poached shrimp served with spicy cocktail sauce

Served with mashed potatoes, au jus, horseradish& vegetables

•

Salads

Stella’s Holiday Salad Upcountry greens tossed with red wine vinaigrette, dried cranberries, walnuts & feta cheese.

Pan Seared Fresh Fish With a lemon-caper butter sauce, rice pilaf and vegetables

Stir Fry An array of mixed vegetables sautéed in a teriyaki sauce served over white rice, with Tofu, with Chicken

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They’ve Got Balls Monday-Wednesday (Nov. 20-22) at the Lahaina Civic Center [BASKETBALL] It seems like just yesterday Connecticut narrowly defeated crowd favorite Gonzaga in the finals at the 2005 EA SPORTS Maui Invitational, which was arguably the most exciting tournament in the event’s 21-year history. To celebrate the arrival of the 2006 Invitational, we offer a look inside the numbers of college basketball’s most prestigious preseason event: 2,400—Seats at the Lahaina Civic Center, creating the intimate nature of the tournament (not to mention the scarcity of available tickets).

18—Combined NCAA titles won by 2006 invitees UCLA and Kentucky.

1—Former Invitational champions (Kentucky, 1993) competing this year.

12—Tournament games (the entire tournament, for the second straight year) being televised by ESPN. 4—2006 Invitational teams ranked in the preseason top 25: UCLA (6), Memphis (14), Kentucky (22), and Georgia Tech (23).

4,000—Annual out-of-state visitors attending the tournament (responsible for an estimated $12,000,000 annual contribution to Maui’s economy).

43—Points scored by Gonzaga’s Adam Morrison against Michigan State last year, a single-game tournament record.

7—2006 tournament games already sold out. For tickets to the remaining five, try online at www.mauiinvitational.com, or by calling (808)667-DUNK (3865) or stopping by the tournament’s on-site box office. [COREY NIELSEN]

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by Samantha Campos

The Love Doctors Thursday (Nov. 16), 7:30-9:30 p.m. at Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort; Friday (Nov. 17), 6:30-8:30 p.m. at Unity Church of Maui, Wailuku [PSYCHOLOGY/SPIRITUALITY] Dr. John DeMartini shares his wisdom on combining growth, wealth and enduring love in relationships.

“Relationship Myths, Mirrors and Magic” will conclude with a book signing. Tickets: $20. For info, call 879-4900. [KRISTA SHERER] Tibetan Buddhist Gochen Tulku Rinpoche will give a public talk on “Awakening and Developing LovingKindness and a Peaceful Mind.” His teachings encourage accepting ourselves unconditionally—including, not in spite of, all our messy “baggage”—giving way to clarity and ultimately resulting in simplicity, wisdom and compassion. Suggested donation: $10-$20 sliding scale. For info call 876-0088 or email oralaineca@yahoo.com.

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C&K Friday, 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater [HAWAIIAN FOLK/ROCK] With more than 20 albums and multiple Na Hoku Hanohano awards between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have long been considered legends in Hawaiian music. Since their beginnings on Oahu in 1973, Cecilio & Kapono have been the teary-eyed favorites of kama`aina and visitor alike, selling out concerts long after they’ve stopped releasing albums as a duo, and have since gone on to successful solo careers. Tickets: $37, $28, $20. Call 242-7469.

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST Friday November 17th Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night

The Evening That Earned Casanova The Award “Best Late Night In Maui” Music Starts @ 9:45 pm $ 10 Cover

Saturday November 18th a fundraiser for the SILI family

THE TATOFI BROTHERS (formerly of Kapena)

SOUTH PAC FAMILY AFFAIR Music starts at 10 pm $ 10 cover

KEYS OF CREATION CD Release Party

“Let your light shine” Music starts at 9:45pm $ 10 cover

Sunday November 19th Mana’o Radio Upcountry Sundays

The MANA’O RADIO ORCHESTRA with songwriter

ASHER Music starts at 2:00pm $7 donation to Mana’o Radio

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Eight Roles, Two Actors Friday-Saturday (Nov.17-18), 7:30 p.m.; Sunday (Nov. 19), 5 p.m. at Iao Theater [STAGE] Charles Ludlum, founder of New York’s Ridiculous Theater Company, winner of many awards and original playwright of The Mystery Of Irma Vep: A Penny Dreadful, has also created a very tricky play—one with eight roles, but only two actors. The plot revolves around Lord Edgar and his second wife Lady Enid at their home, the Mandacrest Estate. Add in the house staff, mummies, vampires, werewolves and ghosts and you have yourself a full-blown adventure. It’ll be worth it just to see actors Tom Althouse and Alexander Cardinalli pull this off!

Opening night (this Friday, Nov. 17) includes a full gourmet meal for an additional $20 and all proceeds to benefit MauiOnStage.

The Mystery of Irma Vep runs weekends through Dec. 3. Fri-Sat: $18; Sun: $12.

Tickets available at If the Shoe Fits, 12 N. Market St. in Wailuku, or online at www.mauionstage.com or by calling the box office at 242-6969. [HEIDI KING]

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A Musician’s Musician Sunday (Nov. 19), 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater [FOLK/ROCK] Richard Thompson is a “musician’s musician.” Here’s why: Thompson started his career in 1967. As a teenager he was one of the founding members of the group Fairport Convention. The album Liege and Lief was recorded in 1969 by the group and is still regarded as the most influential folk records of all-time, according to the British public. The BBC awarded Thompson this year with their lifetime achievement award. Back in America in 2003, Rolling Stone gave Thompson the distinction of being the 19th (out of 100) guitarists of all time.

Thompson has a song list that dates from present day to the 11th century, along with over 40 albums to his name. This would equate to an entire arsenal of songs that rival a musicologist’s entire library.

Tickets are $30 in advance of $35 the day of the show. Call 242-SHOW for info or to purchase. [KEITH BENEDICT]

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BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Best Superspy Yet James Bond begins anew All fears surrounding the future of cinema’s longest running franchise are put to rest with Daniel Craig (Layer Cake) more than capably filling 007’s shoes in a Bond film that shatters formula constraints and delivers nail-biting action in a considerably darker mode. Screenwriters Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and Paul Haggis adapt Ian Fleming’s inaugural 1953 James Bond novel with a more serious pitch that compliments their depiction of the author’s budding international spy as an arrogant if capable renegade with a sizable ego to match his muscled physique.

A sumptuous animated red-andblack retro title sequence segues into a grainy black-and-white noir realization of Craig’s super-action Bond earning his Double O license to kill in Prague before the movie shifts into full color. With a $10 million dollar bankroll, Bond travels to Montenegro to play a high stakes game of poker opposite terrorism-financier Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen) to deplete the over-leveraged villain whose impatient investors wait with loaded guns and baited breath.

This younger, meaner Bond exerts calm acrobatic athleticism while in Africa attempting to capture Mollaka (Sebastien Foucan), a potential suicide bomber, with the unnecessary aid of another secret agent incapable of concealing his radio transmissions about Mollaka’s location at a cobraand-mongoose competition. The perp flees and Bond gives hot chase through a high-rise construction site that serves as a gauntlet of mindbending obstacles for the two men to exhibit their skills while jumping long distances from rooftops, cranes and skeletal elevators.

Director Martin Campbell (Goldeneye) pushes the high-energy segment to establish Bond’s unprecedented physical discipline and encyclopedic knowledge that he uses to manipulate the site’s imposing machinery. To his chagrin, the chase ends badly in a bloody standoff with Nambutu Embassy guards, and Bond’s explosive miscalculation is soon posted on the Internet to the embarrassment of M16 and Bond’s boss M (played by Judi Dench in

Casino Royale

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/144 mins.

Wow, that is a gun and you’re happy to see me. her fifth Bond film).

We get a sense of 007’s slash-and-burn ambition when he breaks into M’s apartment to search her personal computer for information that will point him to terrorist-backer Le Chiffre. This loner incarnation doesn’t wait to be sent on a mission; he assigns his own objectives.

But Craig’s laser-focused Bond is no mercenary. He has a much deeper itch to scratch—one that will only be enjoyed briefly and much later in the story when he believes he has achieved what’s revealed as a latent objective.

An obvious break from the franchise’s signature formula comes in the form of anti-Bond girl Vesper Lynd (Eva Green— The Dreamers). Vesper appears midflight as a Treasury agent sent to approve and supply the millions of dollars in cash that Bond will bet with against Le Chiffre, a man who weeps blood due to a rare medical condition.

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Vesper goes on to read his personality just as precisely as he scans hers.

The oddly romantic tete-a-tete provides some well-deserved humor spiced with a heavy dose of insight into the similarly isolated backgrounds of both characters.

These are not the cardboard cutouts of previous Bond films, but rather genuinely intriguing people who communicate in a

shorthand code of mixed messages.

Everything about Casino Royale is big without overreaching. Craig epitomizes the ethic with a fluid performance that fills every scene like mercury seeping into a grooved floor. He has a feline quickness and an innate understanding of Fleming’s character that would make the author proud.

Most importantly, Craig’s Bond is a modern self-made man with a strong sense of immediacy who understands sacrifice, pain and pleasure. There is a new James Bond, and for once the comparison to Sean Connery’s heretofore-unrivaled interpretation is valid. Daniel Craig is better. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Nov. 22 BOYNTON BEACH CLUB - (NR) - Drama, Comedy - Florida, known for its high population of elderly, is the backdrop of this romantic comedy that tells the tale of romance after retirement. 105 min. (Heidi King)

New This Week THE ABANDONED - (R) - Art, Horror - A Russian orphan all grown up returns to the spot she last remembers as a child. Then weird things start happening. 96 min. (HK) CASINO ROYALE - (PG-13) - Action, Thriller - This, the 21st James Bond picture, does something new: just adapt Bond straight from Ian Fleming’s first novel, which came out in 1953. Stars Daniel Craig as Bond. 144 min. (Anthony Pignataro) DARK RIDE - (R) - Horror, Teen - A murderer returns to his stomping grounds, which is an amusement park. Do the math. 96 min.

(Keith Benedict) GRAVE DANCERS - (R) - Drama, Horror Ghosts give college kids more than a talking to when they are caught drunkenly dancing in the cemetary. 99 min. (HK) THE HAMILTONS - (R) - Suspense, Horror A family of orphaned siblings could be murdering their neighbors...100 min. (HK) HAPPY FEET - (PG) - Animation, Family - A tap-dancing penguin who can’t sing learns to cope in a world where Emperor Penguins find their mates through song. I know just how he feels. (Not narrated by Morgan Freeman.) 123 min. (Samantha Campos) HOOD OF HORRORS - (R) - Suspense, Horror - The Hound of Hell (Snoop Dogg), guides you through three potentially horrorable tales. 74min. (KB) LET’S GO TO PRISON -(R) - Comedy - The obnoxious son of a dead judge gets wrongfully convicted of a crime and sent to the slammer. And I thought those “don’t drop the

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soap” jokes were getting old. 84 min. (AP) PENNY DREADFUL - (R) - Terror - Two ladies pick up a hitchhiker on a dark and desolate stretch of road. Brilliant! 95 min. (HK) REINCARNATION - (R) - Suspense, Horror Present day girl acting in play set in 1970’s starts to experience the stage murders as if they’re real.

95 min. (HK) UNREST - (R) - Suspense, Horror - Chick trying to become a doctor suspects the cadaver she’s working on is responsible for recent murders. 85 min. (HK) WICKED LITTLE THINGS - (NR) - Horror - A Mother-daughter trip goes terribly wrong when they decide to stay in a mountain cabin near the burial site of children. 96 min. (HK)

Now Showing BABEL - (R) - Drama - Watch as the world goes into chaos, the snowball effect of boys at play and miscommunications. This is exactly why we need to learn more than one language. 143 min. (HK) BORAT - (R) - Comedy - Sasha Baron Cohen of Da Ali G Show fame stars as Borat, the hapless, sexcrazed anti-Semitic journalist from Kazakhstan who documents the wit and witticism of mostly Redneck Americans, all of which are very, very real. 84 min. (AP) CATCH A FIRE - (PG13) - Drama, Thriller - An apolitical man is accused of a crime he didn’t commit.

The foul treatment spurs him into action as a rebel fighter. Takes place in South Africa. 102 min. (HK) CELESTINE PROPHECY - (PG) - Drama, Adventure - Through a random chain of events, John Woodson finds himself in Peru on the path to find the Celestine Prophecy which supposedly unlocks the mystery that is life and happiness. Is that where self actualization is—Peru? How much are tickets? 100 min. (HK) THE DEPARTED - (R) - Crime, Drama - This Martin Scorsese picture is set in South Boston and stars Leonardo DiCaprio as a young cop who infiltrates the mob and Matt Damon as a young mobster who infiltrates the cops. Also stars Jack Nicholson and Mark Wahlberg. 150 min. (AP) FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS - (R) - War, Drama Clint Eastwood’s big film adaptation of James Bradley’s best selling book of the same name, concerning the Marines who appeared in the famous photo of the flag raising on Mount Suribachi during the World War II battle for Iwo Jima. 132 min. (AP) FLUSHED AWAY - (PG) - Animation, Comedy The story of a pampered pet mouse who tries to lure a rat named Sid into the toilet but inadvertently gets flushed down into the London sewer system. And no, I did not just make all that up.

Stars Ian McKellen, Jean Reno and Andy Serkis.

86 min. (AP) A GOOD YEAR - (PG13) - Drama, Romance - Max Skinner, (Russell Crowe) is a successful investment tycoon. With the passing of his Uncle and suspension from his job, Skinner tends to the inherited winery. It’s a great role for Crowe to take himself even more seriously. 119 min. (Keith Benedict)

HARSH TIMES - (R) - Action, Drama - Same Creator as Training Day, same concept. Bad cops, good cops, scary situations and lots of drama... and most of it happens in a car. 120 min. (HK) MAN OF THE YEAR - (PG-13) - Comedy - Robin Williams plays a Jon Stewart-like talk show host who ends up running for President. Also stars Laura Linney, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken and Lewis Black, who really should run for president. 115 min. (AP) THE MARINE - (PG13) - Action, Drama, Thriller - A badass Marine comes home only to have to deal with a gang that kidnaps his wife. It’s like the masculine equivalent to a cheesy romance novel. 93 min. (HK) ONE NIGHT WITH THE KING - (PG) - Drama - No, I didn’t yet make an adult film. This is about Queen Esther, once an orphan who wins the heart of a King.

It looks like the Passion part deux. 123 min. (HK) OPEN SEASON - (PG) - Comedy, Animation - A domesticated bear gets himself stuck in the forest during hunting season. He and his furry friends have to turn the tables on the hunters in order to survive, but they have to do it in a PG way, so no blood and guts. 95 min. (HK) THE PRESTIGE - (PG-13) - Drama, ThrillerScarlett Johansson, Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman star in this story of two flashy, famous magicians in 1890s London who try to outdo each other using then-mysterious electricity and science, probably over a chick. Directed by Christopher Nolan. 135 min. (AP) THE RETURN - (R) - Drama, Thriller - Sarah Michelle Geller stars as a traveling salesgirl who ends up staying the night in a room where a brutal murder was committed. When the dreams and hallucinations begin, she finds herself chasing after the killer and, in turn, being chased. 85 min. (HK) RUNNING WITH SCISSORS - (R) - Drama, Adaptation - The early years of Augusten Burroughs, memoir writer, are brought to the silver screen. Hopefully Hollywood didn’t screw it up! 120 min. (HK) SAMOAN WEDDING - (NR) - Comedy - Four friends are forced to find wedding dates on short notice. Let the cat and mouse games begin. 97 min. (HK) THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE (G) - Family, Comedy - Santa (Tim Allen) struggles to keep his new family happy while battling Jack Frost (Martin Short), who is trying to take over Christmas. Why Martin Short, why? 115min. (KB) SAW 3 - (R) - Suspense, Horror - Wait. I thought “Jigsaw” was on his death bed at the end of the second movie. The first one was freakin’ awesome, the second was good, but you knew what you were getting into, now three? I dunno about this. 107 min. (HK) STRANGER THAN FICTION - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - Harold Crick (Will Ferrell) hears a voice in his head that is not his own. Finding his life is but a character in a novel, Crick seeks the help of Prof. Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman) to stop the imminent death of the character Crick. 113 min. (KB) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING - (R) - Horror, Thriller - It’s a prequel set years before the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and it looks really, really scary.

105 min. (HK)

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CECILIO & KAPONO FRI • NOV 17 • 7:30 pm

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Pre-show festivities start 5:30 pm

Castle Theater • $10, $28, $37, 1/2 kids

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Boynton Beach - NR - W only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Abandoned - R - Sa only (3:40), 10 Dark Ride - R - F (5:50), Tu (3:40), 7:55 Flushed Away - PG - Th (2:15, 2:40, 4:25, 4:50), 6:30, 7, 9, 9:30, F (12, 2:15, 4:25), 6:30, 9, Sa-Su (12, 2:15), 4:25, 6:30, 9, M-W (2:15, 4:25), 6:30, 9 A Good Year - PG13 - Th (4), 6:50, 9:50, F (1:10, 4), 6:50, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:10), 4, 6:50, 9:50, M-W (4), 6:50, 9:50 Grave Dancers - R - Sa (1:30), 7:55, M (3:40), 7:55 Hamiltons - Su only (3:40), 7:55 Happy Feet - PG - F (12:10, 2, 2:15, 2:35, 4:30, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:10, 2, 2:15, 2:35), 4:30, 4:45, 5:05, 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, 10, M-W (2, 2:15, 2:35, 4:30, 4:45, 5:05), 6:55, 7:15, 7:35, 9:30, 9:45, 10 Harsh Times - R - Th-F, M-W (1:50, 4:30), 7:10, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:50), 4:30, 7:10, 9:55 Hood of Horrors - R - Su only 10 Let’s Go to Prison - R - F (12:15, 2:30, 4:45), 7, 9:20, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:30), 4:45, 7, 9:20, M-W (2:30, 4:45), 7, 9:20 Man of the Year - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:20), 6:55, 9:35 Marine - PG13 - Th only (2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:40 One Night with the King - PG - Th only M-W (4:05), 6:50, 9:50 Penny Dreadful - R - Sa (5:50) Prestige - PG13 - Th (3:30), 6:45, 9:35, F-Su (12:30), 6:45, M-W 6:45 Reincarnation - R - F (1:30), 7:55, Tu (1:30, 5:50), 10 Return - PG13 - Th (2:20, 4:35), 7:40, 9:50, F (12:10, 2:25, 4:35), 7:40, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:20, 2:25), 4:35, 7:40, 9:50, M-W (2:25, 4:35), 7:40, 9:50 Running with Scissors - R - Th only (3:45), 6:35, 9:20 Samoan Wedding - NR - Th, M-W (2:45, 5), 7:30, 9:45, F (12:05, 2:45, 5), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:05, 2:45), 5, 7:30, 9:45 Saw 3 - R - Th (2:35, 5:05), 7:35, 10, F-W (3:30), 9:40 Stranger Than Fiction - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (1:30, 4:05), 6:40, 9:15, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:05, 6:40, 9:15 Unrest - R - F (3:40), 10, M (1:30, 5:50), 10 Wicked Little Things - R - Su only (1:30), 5:50

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Babel - R - Th (12:30, 3:30), 6:35, 9:40, F-W (12:15, 3:20), 6:20, 9:35 Borat - R - Th (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:25, 9:45, F-W (12:40, 3), 5:15, 7:25, 9:45 Casino Royale - PG13 - F-W (12, 1:15, 3:15), 4:30, 6:35, 7:35, 9:40 Catch a Fire - PG13 - Th only 4:55, 7:40 Departed - R - Th (12:30, 3:35), 7:05, F-W 6:40, 9:45 Flags of Our Fathers - R - Th only (12:35), 4:10, 7 Open Season - PG - Th (12:50, 2:50), F-W (12:30), 2:35, 4:35 Santa Clause 3 - G - Th (1, 3:20), 5:35, 7:45, FW (1:15), 4:30, 7:35

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Other showtimes and listings not available at press time) Casino Royale - PG13 - F-Sa (1), 4:15, 7:15, 10:15, SuTu (1), 4:05, 7 Departed - R - Th (3:25), 7, F-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7:30, 10:30, Su-Tu (1:15), 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Flushed Away - PG - Th (3:35), 7:45, F-Sa (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, 9:50, Su-Tu (1:45), 4:35, 7:45 Happy Feet - PG - F-Sa (1:30), 4:05, 7, 9:30, Su-Tu (1:30), 4:30, 7:30 Santa Claus 3 - G - Th only (3:45), 7:15 Saw 3 - Th only (3:55), 7:30

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Other showtimes and listings not available at press time) Casino Royale - PG13 - F, M-Tu (4), 6:50, 9:40, Sa-Su (1), 4, 6:50, 9:40 Departed - R - Th only (4:30), 8 Prestige - PG13 - Th only (4), 6:40, 9:20 Return - PG13 - Th (4:45), 7:45, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:45, 10, M-W (4:45), 7:45, 10 Santa Claus 3 - G - F, M-Tu (4:30), 7:30, 9:50, SaSu (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Stranger Than Fiction - PG13 - Th (4:20), 7:10, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45, F, M-Tu (4:15), 7:15, 9:45

Chant, Song & Dance to Celebrate Royals

NŒ LANI ‘EHA / THE FOUR ROYALS SAT • NOV 18 • 7:30 pm Castle Theater • $10, $28, $35, 1/2 kids British Guritarist: The ‘Musician’s Musician’

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 Borat - R - Th-F, M-W (1:45, 4:15), 7, 9:15, SaSu (11:30, 1:45), 4:15, 7, 9:15 Flushed Away - PG - Th (1:30, 4), 6:45, 9, F, M-W (1:30, 4), 6:45, 9:15, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:30), 4, 6:45, 9:15 Happy Feet - PG - F, M-W (1:15, 3:45), 6:30, 9, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:15), 3:45, 6:30, 9 Santa Claus 3 - G - Th only (1:15, 3:45), 6:30, 9

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BY KEITH BENEDICT KEITH@MAUITIME.COM

Undiscovered Talent

Open Mic Nights

PHOTOS: MEGAN BAKER

Mondays, 7 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel; Mondays, 9 p.m. at Life’s a Beach; Tuesdays, 9:30 p.m. at Unisan; Wednesdays, 10:30 p.m. at Maui Brewing Co.

Recently, I spent an evening at Café Marc Aurel’s Open Mic and was shocked at how different it was from others I’d been to in Lahaina and Kihei.

The event started with a poet reciting a few of his own. He was in the minority at this open mic.

Most of the entertainment was music, and predominantly made by women. But the poetry fit like a glove on this occasion.

Next was a flutist—this woman was having a great time doing her thing on stage. You could tell by the expression on her face that she lived for this. Then came a few different acoustic guitarplaying singers.

When one of the performers started singing a folk ballad about road rage, I tuned out for a bit. Not everything is a gem at open mics and it’s all subjective to taste. My date and I instead talked about the different open mic nights we’ve been to and participated in.

What made this one unique was the complete lack of electric guitar heroes. This was a welcome occurrence. As pointed out by Russ Reina, a.k.a.

“Firetender,” the mood at the Café was nonjudgmental; the var-

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What it’s like at Open Mic Night It takes a special kind of courage to play an instrument and/or sing alone. This is unlike being able to hide behind a band or an obscenely loud guitar amplifier. Open Mic Night is a venue for musicians to play a few songs without having to put on a concert. It’s where lesser known musical newbies and veterans alike have a place to bare their souls to the public.

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ious performers were very encouraging towards one another. I couldn’t agree more.

This could explain why the audience was so unusually receptive to the artists—unusual, because this is not the case at other open mics. At some events, it’s a misplaced competition between the performers and the hosts—almost a subtle battle of the egos.

Another complaint I have is listening to the same covers, especially when they’re butchered with half-buzzed arrogance. No wonder the audience at such open mics gets detached from the music. Once in a while you do get to hear something genuinely creative. When this happens I’m reminded of why I showed up in the first place.

Open mics come and go, especially on the West Side. Eric’s Seafood offered one for a few years, and changed hosts more often than I could keep up. Dave Carroll took the helm shortly before the establishment went out of business.

I liked the direction that particular Open Mic Night was going in that short time. As I remember, original artists would be allowed to play more songs than artists doing cover songs. To me original music should be the whole point.

On busier nights, all the performers played with a time limit.

On slower nights, the real hams and guitar shredders would go on and on.

Back at Café Marc Aurel, Firetender began singing a reflective song about “sending our kids to war.” He said expressing these opinions was what motivated him to perform. “I have a chance to communicate with an audience that I wouldn’t otherwise get at open mic,” he said.

As I finished my chocolate marquis and double espresso, a rasta belted out a reggae tune. He was out of key, but sincere. More customers were walking in looking for a table and I didn’t want to be a table hog anymore than I already had so I left. MTW (top to bottom) Jordan Kolton, Laina Galloway and Ty Esh performing at Café Marc Aurel

In 1970, Led Zeppelin started the term “heavy.” It was a year before I was born and a new era in rock began. The heavy aspect is mostly due to John Bonham’s powerhouse technical ability, and Jimmy Page’s unrelenting riffage. Another of Page’s contributions was the tone he crafted with his guitar, made primarily by employing a Gibson Les Paul guitar and a Marshall amplifier. It’s a tradition carried on by many esteemed guitarists today. The band did have a couple covers on the album; “I Can’t Quit You Babe” and “You Shook Me” were originally recorded by bluesman Willie Dixon. And Robert Plant is no old-time blues singer, at least traditionally speaking. But he hit octaves usually best sung by female vocalists, and thereby originated glam rock vocals. – Atlantic Records, 1969

FOO FIGHTERS “THE COLOUR AND THE SHAPE” Dave Grohl uses Gibson guitars 95 percent of the time—further proof of their exquisite tonality. But who’d have thought the former drummer of a grunge band (Nirvana), would go on to write, play and sing such a timeless album. I must’ve listened to it at least a hundred times and I still appreciate its originality and the genuine substance of the music. The surprising part is that it’s loaded with pop hooks. Grohl is a songwriting genius but it’s my opinion Pat Smear had a lot to do with the style of this album. No other Foo release has had this caliber of creativity since. Sadly, Smear quit the band right after recording was finished. – RCA Records, 1997

THE STROKES “IS THIS IT?” The Strokes must be fans of Lou Reed.

Being a fan of the man myself, it’s not a surprise I also like the band. While inheriting their sound from groups well before their day, The Strokes manage to make it their own—dirty yet stylish, retro/pop/punk, guitar driven, back-beat rock. One of the best aspects of the album is that you can hear every instrument without all the polish. The dynamics between the two guitars is understated and poignant for each song. No guitar heroes here. Julian Casablancas eloquently slithers his vocal phrases in a talk/sing style that would make his idol (Lou Reed) proud. – RCA Records, 2001

THE PIXIES “WAVE OF MUTILATION: BEST OF PIXIES” With 23 great songs in a row, it’s nice to press play and walk away—that is, if you’re still an iPodless cave person. Back in ‘86, Frank Black dropped out of college to make the band happen. Then Black convinced a friend, Joey Santiago to do the same. The two recruited bassist Kim Deal, and drummer Dave Loveing. The Pixies helped usher in an era of music that would save our ever-loving souls from the tasteless, ego-driven crap of mainstream ‘80s music.

Basically, Black and the rest of the band laid the foundation for all that is good about music today. You would disagree? Well, there’s Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Kings of Leon, just to name a few. That’s right—now go listen to Best of Pixies. – 4ad Records, 2004

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE “SONGS FOR THE DEAF” This is rock in its purest form.

Normally, repetitive guitar riffs bore me.

However, with all the talent in this band, the repetition comes across like a freight train, pounding those blissful guitar tones into your skull. I’ve heard some complaints of the overly mid to low frequencies in the guitar parts. Personally, I love it. I think it has a lot to do with what makes this recording so powerful. Josh Homme’s and Mark Lanegan’s crooning vocal melodies, along with Nick Oliveri’s psychotic screaming, rounds it all out. Another interesting part about this album is the intros for most of the songs, sounding as if actual DJs—ranging from an underpaid sloth to an over-hyping spazz— are introducing the material. Anyway, it’s a conceptual touch that is aural icing on the cake. – Interscope Records, 2002

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Solomon Islanders - Thursday, Nov. 16. The hit of the ’04 Pacific Festival of the Arts, these superb performers are from the center of Melanesia, in the Solomon Islands of the Southwest Pacific—home to a fascinating panpipe music tradition. Panpipes are clusters of bamboo tubes ranging from a few inches in length to 4-5 feet. Sixteen musicians and dancers, contribute visual excitement to the virtuosic music. Tickets: $30, $20, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Cecilio and Kapono - Friday, Nov. 17. “C & K,” as they are fondly known, have won lasting stature on the contemporary Hawaiian music scene as well as in the hearts of their audiences. Between the two, Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono have released more than 20 albums and received multiple Na Hökü Hanohano Awards as both duo and solo artists. Their unique blend of Hawaiian and folk/rock harmonies make this show an enduring favorite, evoking memories of good times together. Tickets: $37, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“The Mystery of Irma Vep, a Penny Dreadful” - Friday-Sunday, Nov. 17-19 (and weekends through Dec. 3). Charles Ludlam’s sidesplitting gothic spoof uses the sleight-of-hand magic trick of two actors playing eight roles, requiring constant costume, wig and personality shifts that will keep you laughing as the mystery unfolds. $18, $16, $12. Fri and Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969 or www.mauionstage.com.

Na Lani `Eha - Saturday, Nov. 18. A program to celebrate and illuminate the cultural accomplishments of royal siblings King Kaläkaua, Queen Lili`uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku, offering a glimpse into the life, talent, personality and humor of each. Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

“Thoroughly Modern Millie” - Now through Sunday, Nov. 19. Set in 1922, the story revolves around the adventures of Millie Dillmount, who escapes to New York City from Salina, Kansas, determined to marry her wealthy boss— whomever he may be. The original golddigger!

Seabury Hall, Makawao, 573-1257.

Erik Santos - Sunday, Nov. 19. The Philippines’ Prince of Pop and 1st Star in a Million Grand Champion in Hawai`i for a concert tour has hits both in English and Filipino. Erik’s guest star will be fellow winner and 2nd Grand Champion for Star in a Million, Frenchie Dy, who captivates audiences with her powerful voice. Tickets: $75, $55, $30. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Richard Thompson - Sunday, Nov. 19. With special guest Danny Thompson. One of the all-time great talents of British rock music, Richard Thompson founded the renowned group Fairport Convention while still in his teens. Singer, songwriter and guitarist, his solo work is consistently intelligent and pure, which is why musicians like Elvis Costello, Lou Reed and David Byrne praise him. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Sun, Sand and Hoops - Monday, Nov. 20 through Wednesday, 22. The annual EA Sports Maui Invitational. Lots of really tall guys scoring like crazy—on the basketball court! You have to get online to get tix. www.mauiinvitational.com.

TICKETS ON SALE E Ho`oulu Aloha - Nov. 25. 6th Annual E Ho`oulu Aloha, “To Grow In Love” Concert featuring Uluwehi Guerrero, Lei`ohu Ryder and Richard

Ho`opi`i. Hula performances by Halau Ka Ulu o Ka La and Na Pua O Kealani of Hokkaido, Japan.

Hawaiian food, arts & crafts, raffle, silent auction, and more. $15, $10. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Bailey House, 244-3326.

Lewis Black - Nov. 25. You’ve seen him on HBO, Comedy Central, and in a regular spotlight bit “Back in Black” on The Daily Show. Lewis Black, the fed-up humorist hanging at the end of his rope, brings new meaning to “Black” humor.

Lewis’ style is reminiscent of the late greats Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison and George Carlin.

This show will contain mature explicit subject matter. Tickets: $45, $35, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Storytelling Festival - Nov. 25. The essence of traditional and contemporary Hawaiian storytelling incorporates a number of different ways to tell stories. The evening performance features traditional master storyteller Tom Cummings, the dynamic young contemporary slam poet Kealoha Wong, and Maui’s own beloved “Tita” Kathy Collins. Tickets: $20 (each performance). 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Ebb & Flow Ensemble - Nov. 30. Robert Pollock, composer, pianist and founder of Ebb & Flow Arts, with principals from the Honolulu Symphony: Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Mark Votapek, cello. Ebb & Flow features the premieres of recently commissioned international works and Pollock's own Mana Loa Quartet, plus contemporary favorites. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Andy Bumatai - Dec. 2. From the TV special “All in the `Ohana” to the Monarch Room of The Royal Hawaiian Hotel, Andy has tickled audience funny bones from the islands to the mainland. An island boy by birth, he lived for a time in the Los Angeles area where he made the improvisation circuit and worked his way up to opening for major concert stars, from Tom Jones to the Beach Boys. Now he’s back to his roots and serving up one laff riot! Tickets: $34, $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469.

The Santaland Diaries - Dec. 7. Coconut Cabaret presents David Sedaris’ brilliant evocation of Christmas as seen from the other side… through the eyes of a slacker working as a Macy’s elf! Our hero, Crumpet (you have to go by your elf name) weaves a tale of humiliation, bitterness and the occasional celebrity sighting all the while trying to get his big break on One Life To Live. Starring John Michael Beck. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, 242-7469 or www.NeoComedy.com.

Matato`a - Dec. 8. Matato`a, from Rapa Nui (Easter Island), came together as a family group to promote the music and dance traditions, costumes and body art of Rapa Nui in ways that would inspire their own younger generation as well as rest of the world to listen, watch, learn and enjoy. Their original sound combines modern rhythms and instruments with traditional instruments and ancestral songs: a dynamic fusion of Rapa Nui, Polynesian, reggae, Latin and rock.

Tickets: $35, $28, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Makaha Sons - Dec. 15. For 30 years the Makaha Sons have committed themselves to the perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music throughout the world. They are one of Hawai‘i’s premiere musical groups, with a vibrant sound, full and rich with harmonies. With Louis “Moon” Kauakahi on guitar, John Koko on bass and Jerome Koko on 12-string guitar, their incomparable arrangements and delightful stage presence have won the allegiance of fans everywhere. Tickets: $37, $28,

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Billy Joel - Dec. 18. It’s the piano man! Billy Joel touches on every phase of his exceptional career, with almost 30 songs, including “Angry Young Man,” “New York State Of Mind,” “Uptown Girl,” “Allentown,” “Good Night Saigon” and “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” to name a few. 7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

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Shanghai Circus - Jan. 5. Born of a 2500-year Chinese tradition of athleticism and artistry, the Shanghai Circus features acrobats, jugglers, contortionists and other skilled performers who dedicate their life to the achievement of physical excellence and perfection of form. Witness astounding feats of balance, breath-taking acts of body-bending, sly comedics and derring-do by knife-throwers and plate spinners… all laced with traditional Chinese themes and props. Tickets $22, $16, $10. 2 and 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Pink Martini - Jan. 11. “Part language lesson, part Hollywood musical,” this Oregon-based “little big band” is equally at home with its multi-lingual repertoire on concert stages or in smoky bars. With an eclectic, perhaps even eccentric music mix, Pink Martini draws a wildly diverse crowd for its performances. Tickets: $40, $35.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Pipi Holo Ka‘ao - Jan. 13. “Continuing the Story” Three halau interpret, through chant dance and song, some of the stories of Pele that are specific to Maui. Tickets: $15. 3 p.m., MACC, 242-7469.

Barefoot Natives - Jan. 13. Willie K and Eric Gilliom: each is a star in his own right on the Hawaiian entertainment scene, together they make one dynamic duo. A fun blend of great music and good humor. Tickets: $10, $28, $37.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Chanticleer - Jan. 14. Hailed by New Yorker magazine as “ America’s favorite choral ensemble” and praised by the Los Angeles Times for “luxurious perfection,” the Grammy Award-winning Chanticleer presents a powerful and unusual exploration of chant and other transcendent vocal expression. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows are free.

Aloha Classic - Thu-Fri, Nov. 16-17. Windsurfing event of the year! Thu; 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Fri, 11 a.m3 p.m. Ho`okipa, www.pwaworldtour.com.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16 Community Forum - Community forum on “Maui’s Prison Crisis: An Opportunity to Promote Public Safety?” 5:30-8 p.m. MEO Family Center, Wailuku, 249-2990, ext. 229.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17 What a Drag - Valley Isle Timing Association's final drag races of the season. 3:30 p.m., Maui Raceway Park, 281-1273.

“Independent America” - A film about a couple of award-winning journalists who drive across the US, with two self-imposed road rules: they cannot take major highways, and they can only do business with Mom & Pop stores. 7 p.m., Maui Community College, Ka Lama Building, Room 103, 984-3305.

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Love and Peace Talk - Gochen Tulku Rinpoche presents a public talk on “Awakening and Developing Loving-Kindness and a Peaceful Mind.” 6:30-8:30 p.m., Unity Church of Maui, Wailuku, 876-0088.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18 BBBS Drive - Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui will hold their monthly clothing drive. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Queen Ka'ahumanu Parking lot (near the old City Bank), 242-9754.

Swim Club Silent Auction - Silent auction to benefit Lahaina Swim Club. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Aquatic Center, 357-3938.

Health Store Grand Opening - The Farmer’s Market health store is officially official. Join the celebration with live music, an outdoor barbeque, product-tasting and many giveaways. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., 3636 Lower Honoapi’ilani Hwy, 669-7004.

What a Drag - Valley Isle Timing Association's Final Drag Races of the Season. 3:30 p.m. Maui Raceway Park, 281-1273.

Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 19 BBBS Drive - Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui will hold their monthly clothing drive. 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Queen Ka'ahumanu Parking lot (near the old City Bank), 242-9754.

Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.,

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 661-4567.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20 Badminton - West Maui Parks & Recreation Badminton Nights on Mondays. 6:30-9 p.m.,

Lahiana Civic Center, 661-4685.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21 `Ohana Connection - Weekly breakfast to promote the health and well-being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m. 986-0209.

Action Team - Citizens patrol of Kalama Park with purpose of keeping it safe, clean and friendly.

5:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-5654.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22 WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: South Seas Island Magic with Henry Allen. 6:30-8 p.m. Call 8916770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Janice Terukina - Thu-Fri, Nov. 16-17. In celebration of Children’s Book Week, Janice Terukina presents, "Island Kine Storytime with Auntie Jan".

Thu, 10 a.m., Makawao Public Library; Fri, 10:30 a.m., Kihei Public Library. www.librarieshawaii.org.

Santa Breakfast - Sat, Nov. 18. Children 12 and under are invited to have breakfast with Santa.

Ruby’s, Kahului, 877-4325.

After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes in two locations. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

Thursday 11/16 BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

Kilohana $5, 10pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

Saturday 11/18

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Hand Jive Trio No cover, 7:30pm

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Keys of Creation $10, 9:45pm

The Tatofi Brothers $10, 10pm

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MON - Wille K; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy; WED - Dolla Bolla w/DJ LX

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MON - Martini Night, No cover; TUE - New Project, $5, 10pm; WED -Rio Thing w/ Penaja, $5, 10pm MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

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Monday 11/20 – Wednesday 11/22

F-word Folk Series No cover, 7:30pm

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Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli 7pm

LECTURE

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Reading & Writing Improvement - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would like to improve their reading and writing skills.

Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174.

Linda Whittemore - Now through Mon, Nov. 20.

Both printmaker and painter, Linda will be on hand to demonstrate and talk about the art of viscosity monotypes, a painterly form of printmaking. Call for dates and times. Maui Hands, Paia, 579-9245.

WEST MAUI

English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market St., Wailuku, 249-0111.

GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.

DeMartini - Thu, Nov. 16. “Relationship Myths, Mirrors and Magic” Dr. John Demartini shares his wisdom on combining growth, wealth and enduring love in relationships. The workshop will conclude with a book signing. $20. 7:30-9:30 p.m., Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort, 879-4900.

Two day workshop Nov. 18 & 19.

Liver Cleansing - Sat, Nov. 18. Cleansing liver for clarity of body and mind. 9:30-11:30 a.m., Dragon’s Den, 572-2424.

Zariah - Fri, Nov. 17. The Lahaina Arts Society hosts a painting demonstration by feature artist Zariah, during her exhibition in honor of the divine feminine of Hawaiian Polynesia. 661-0111 or 5733119.

Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194.

POETRY Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, 244-0852.

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Haleakala Service - Sat, Nov. 18. One day service trip. Projects include invasive plant removal, greenhouse work, planting, painting, ‘opala pickup and more. Appropriate for families with children age 6 & above. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 876-1673.

Kihei Community - Tue, Nov. 21. Kihei Community Assoc. reviews 2006, plans 2007, elects new board of directors and signs-up new committee members. 6:30-8 p.m. Kihei Community Center, 879-5390.

SPORTS

TV/RADIO

Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Tai Chi - Mon and Fri, through January. Classes will focus on persons who may want to learn to be Tai Chi trainers throughout Maui. Participants are not required to become trainers. Free. 12 p.m. State Building, High St., Wailuku, 270-7755 or 270-7383.

Turkey Trot - Next Thu, Nov. 23. For Thanksgiving, do the Turkey Trot 8.6 or 16 mi. runs. 7-8 a.m. Rice Park, 280-4643.

STAGE MAPA Auditions - Now through Sun, Nov. 19.

Maui Academy of Performing Arts is now casting touring shows for spring ’07! Call to schedule an audition, 871-8850.

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m., Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion.

Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed, Thu, Fri; John Kane. Sat; Harry Troupe. Mon, Tue; Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly.

All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189.

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Howard Ahia.

Mon, Fri; The Carroll Brothers. Wed; Hau Phat.

All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu; Greg & Steve. Fri; Llayne & Greg. Sat, Sun; Mark & Mike. Wed; Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri; AnRil. Sat; John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

Pioneer Inn - Thu; Ah-Tim Eleniki. Tue; Captain Billy Bones. Wed; Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Thu; Shiro Mori.

Fri; Darrin Lenett. Mon, Tue; Gene Argel. Wed;

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri; Ernest Pua’a. Sat, Sun, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho. Tue; Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Braddah Brian & Roy. Fri; Brian, Roy & Kawika. Sat; “TBA”. Sun; Ryan Tanaka & Friends.

Mon; “TBA”. Tue; Albert & Roy. Wed; An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri, Sat; Acoustic music.

All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787.

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Thu; Harry Troupe. Fri; Joshua. Sat; Greg DiPiazza. Tue, Wed; Bentley Kalalway. All sets 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue; Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

Kimo’s - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 6614811.

Lahaina Store Grille - Wed; JD on the Rocks, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Sat; Glen Kakugawa, 5-8 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Thu; JD on the Rocks.

Fri; Scott Baird. Sat; JD and Friends. Sun; Kilohana. Wed; Scottie Rotten. Thu-Sun sets 2:30-5 p.m. Wed sets 3:30-5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 6614495.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

Longhi’s - Fri; Crazy Fingers. Sat; Scotty Rotten.

All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288.

Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, callin talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri; Nino Toscano. Sat, Wed; Marvin Tevaga. Mon; Brian Haia. Tue; Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405

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Thursday 11/16 ISANA RESTAURANT

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811

Karaoke

JACQUES

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Q103 $7, 10pm

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA COOLERS

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090

LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Saturday 11/18

Karaoke

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DJ El Gato $5, 10pm

Live Entertainment 9pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

Monday 11/20 – Wednesday 11/22

Karaoke

MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Sirus B Posse $5, 10pm

Joshua No cover, 10pm

Sin Night No cover

MON - Keys of Creation, $5, 10pm; TUE - Razz, No cover, 10pm; WED - Tom Cherry Band, $5, 10pm

TBA 10pm

The Hair Farmers 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Karaoke 9:30pm MON - El Dogg, No cover, 9pm

DJ mix 10pm

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MON - DJ mix, 10pm: TUE - DJ mix, 10pm: WED - DJ mix, 10pm

Rampage 9pm

Gomega

Dub Rockers

Live DJ

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, 10pm; WED - Danny Murry Show, 9pm

Angie Carr. All sets 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477

AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au. 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Sea House Restaurant - Thu; Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tues; Kincade Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina.

All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon; Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon; Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo. Sat; Braddah Frances and Friends. Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m.

Sun; Terri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.

Cafe Cafe - Tue; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.

Capische? - Thu, Fri, Sat; Mark Johnston. Sun, Wed; Brian Cuomo. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Fri; Eddi Delgado.

Sat, Mon; Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.

Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat; Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Nightly; Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 8744041.

Moose McGillycuddys - Sat; Joshua. 7-10 p.m.

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Thu; Chris Galfasgro, 7 p.m. Sat, Sun; Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m. Mon; Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m. Tue; Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.

Wed; Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m.

100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue; Tony & Peter. Fri, Wed; Trevor Jones. All sets 4-6 p.m.

1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Thu, Tue; Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu; Kawika Lum Ho. Fri; Kaleo Cullen. Sat; Louise Lambert. Sun, Mon; Kenny Roberts. Tue; Kaleo Cullen w/ hula

by Cora. Wed; Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.

Yorman’s By The Sea - Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; All That Jazz Band. All sets 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI

Sunday 11/19

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LAHAINA STORE GRILLE

Friday 11/17

Mañana Garage - Nightly; Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220.

Sushi Go - Wed; Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Unisan - Tue, Fri; Open Mic Night. 7-10 p.m.

2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat; Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8711414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys. Wed; Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Thu; Kincaid and Albert. Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue; Kincaid Basques. Sun; Kapule Paoa. Wed; Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 6696200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly; Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m.

Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed; World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m.

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat; Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031

Jacque’s - Mon; Live Jazz. 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Lagoon Bar - Nightly; Hula dancing during sets.

Thu, Mon, Tue; Bobby and Ralph. Fri; Ralph and Allan. Sat, Sun; Fausto and Kawaika. Wed; Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

Livewire Cafe - Wed; Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 6612000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu; Live music. Fri; Patrick Major. Sun; Wayne and Friends. Mon, Tue; Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Ono’s Bar & Grille - Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart.

Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tavagan; Sun, Ray Gooliak; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Mon, Josh Sumbicay. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly; Live music.

All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu; Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran. Sat, Mon; Island Styl Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu; Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson. Fri; Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis. Sat, Mon; Nils and Anastasia. Sun; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria. Wed; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata.

Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Kupanaha - Nightly; Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly; Alanui with Uncle Rudi.

Sun; Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 6671200

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234

Nalu’s - Sat; Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

Lower Courtyard- Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly: Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly; Live music. 9-11 p.m.

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu; Bobby Krueger. Fri; Mahalo Greg. Sat; Rama Camarillo. Sun; Mondo Kane. Mon, Tue; Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed; Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue; Ron Kuala’au. Fri, Mon, We; Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed; Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun; Live music.

6:30-9:30 p.m.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun; Hula dancing.

7:30-8:15 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011

4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100

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Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

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Saturday 11/18

Sunday 11/19

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Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Crazy Fingers 9:30pm

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Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

Salsa Music & Dancing No cover, 9pm

MON - Neto and Barbara, No cover, 10pm; WED - Chris Galfas Group, No cover, 9:30pm

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33 Lono Ave., Kahului - 873-0220

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WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

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844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

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Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

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MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Trevor Jones No cover, 9pm

Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Johnny Ringo No cover, 10pm

TUE - U2 Days w/DJ Bern, No cover, 9pm; WED - Open Mic Night, No cover, 10pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

Nuffsedd 9pm

Ladies Night

Sopranos No cover

TUE - Karaoke Night; WED - Dollar Live

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Backyard Party No cover, 9pm

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MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

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WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You of all people should know how suddenly and completely things can change. What seems on Wednesday a hopelessly intractable situation can flip on Friday, becoming a scenario where your prospects are actually bright. Of course, the reverse is also possible, in which a stellar future becomes a grim one overnight. You can, of course, adapt to whatever your new circumstances are—as long as you’re not too busy congratulating or berating yourself for whatever’s happened.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) The camera can lie. A trick of lighting or perspective can make you look more beautiful or hideous than usual. If an impersonal machine can be fooled by an angle or a splash of backlighting, what makes you think a human being—who’s toting baggage and wearing dozens of lenses (perhaps without even being aware of it)—can be at all objective? Instead of taking personally someone’s misperceptions about you, try to remember (or guess at) where they’re coming from. Then, and only then, you’ll be able to gently disabuse them of their misguided notions and find some common ground.

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Do your best. If you’re able to speed yourself up with grace, you’ll have a good chance—in a few weeks—of getting those harrying you to finally slow down.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You’re teetering on the edge of control freakhood. I know you’re just trying to be careful and protect yourself, but your diligence and vigilance is about to backfire. No one likes being kept on a short leash, and you’re about to hear about it unless you release your death grip, right now. The opposite extreme— turning a blind, faithful eye to everything that might be going on—would be just as bad; seek, instead, a middle path balancing caution, freedom and trust. It may be hard to let go and give the one(s) you love some breathing room, but you’ll find that once you do, you’ll be able to breathe easier, too.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Telling the truth takes courage. I’m depressed and astonished when people are gutless. Even when they know it’s the right thing to do, that it’s actually kinder in the long run, they shy away from saying something that’s hard or negative. I prefer the truth, even when it’s harsh. I’ve never regretted being fully honest with someone, even if it was difficult or painful at the time. I knew, without a shadow of a doubt, that yanking the Band-Aid off was better than slowly removing it; that I, by being brutally honest, had actually spared them more heartache and pain. Think about that this week, and be truly, radically honest—now and always.

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Personally, I think you can take it. It’s an easy equation: If you don’t make the first move, I guarantee nothing will happen. If you give it a go, you might fail, sure—but you might succeed. And with each attempt, you’ll get better, and succeed that much more often.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Cancers are first-class procrastinators. Unfortunately, the more you procrastinate, the more you procrastinate. As your To-Do list gets longer and longer, it also gets more daunting. You become more reluctant to begin it. Yours is already too long, isn’t it? That’s why you’re hiding out reading horoscopes instead of getting shit done. Tear that thing in half. Choose the half that’s easier and tackle that. Screw the rest, for now. That stuff will just have to sort itself out. Well, what are you waiting for? You’ve still go half a To-Do list to get to, and it’s not going to get any shorter.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Let’s face it, Leo. You’re not an especially organized person. Oh, I’ll admit you’re better than you used to be, but compared to your average Virgo or Capricorn, you’re a total slob. You shouldn’t, however, let anyone judge you for it. Your goal this week isn’t to glean the approval of those more tidy (or anal) than yourself. It’s to figure out the environment that will maximize your creativity (which is much more important than an orderly sock drawer) and generate that. If it turns out total chaos will make you flourish, then you have a responsibility to yourself to provide it, and screw anyone who disapproves.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’ve been driving for weeks or months with the emergency brake on. You’ve known, all along, that something didn’t feel right; the car was acting weird, but you couldn’t figure out what it was. This week you’ll get a clue and remember to release the damn thing. Get ready to experience that lovely feeling of liberation and release when suddenly the vehicle steers, accelerates and stops exactly as it’s supposed to. Gone (for now) are the days in which you simply grimly try to get to where you’re going as quickly as possible. Now you can take the scenic route, and enjoy the journey, besides.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) More and more studies are implying that calorie deprivation may extend lifespan. Eat less (while maintaining nutrition) and you just might add years to your life. This is the kind of equation that’s pleasing to Libras. Take one thing off one side of the scale, and get some kind of payback on the other.

However, what about those sacrifices whose payoff isn’t a sure thing? What good does it do you to be kind to some stranger, for example? This week is full of uncertain formulas, where your actions have unknowable consequences. In those cases, you can’t be guided by self-interest. However, don’t despair; it’s still quite simple: Do what’s right, whether it’ll obviously help you or not.

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Which MTW Staffer Are You? The last time you got drunk… a) You were premenstrual, kidnapped by a girlfriend and taken to a bar for Buttery Nipples and Oyster Shooters, then to a couple more bars, then to a crazy party at a million-dollar home to drink beers possibly laced with acid. b) You went to a show at a club, danced too close with your roommate, flirted with older men, then later went home and drank several champagne flutes of red wine with homemade wheat thin nachos. c) It was last month and you went to a Japanese restaurant with friends and drank Chambord. d) It was sometime in 2004 and you were celebrating a night off work. e) It was last year and two of your friends cooked a big Thanksgiving feast, then you all played drinking games with beer, vodka and this really syrupy dessert wine, ultimately ending the evening by lying on the floor moaning a lot. f) You were at home and fell asleep. g) It was six months ago and you and some friends decided to taste various liquors at a bar at last call. h) You asked your friends the next day to tell you what happened so you could write about it.

You live by the quote… a) “You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.” - Friedrich Nietzsche b) “The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.” – Allan K. Chalmers c) “Poop or get off the pot.” – Mom d) “If you want change in your life, start with changing yourself.” - Some selfhelp gurus e) “It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.” - Voltaire f) “No matter where you go, there you are.” – Buckaroo Banzai g) “Well done is better than well said.” – Benjamin Franklin h) “Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.” - Baruch Spinoza Your favorite writer is… a) Augusten Burroughs b) John Steinbeck c) Anthony Bourdain d) Kiana Davenport e) Seymour Hersh f) Charles Bukowski g) Dave Barry h) Kelefa Sanneh or Rev. Jen Miller When you’re alone, you like to: a) Cook, watch American classics and write poetry. b) Take walks and write. c) Shop. d) Sing and eat peanut butter by the spoonful straight outta the jar. e) Read. f) Clean house. g) Play music. h) Dance, dream and eat donuts.

On your last date, you… a) Fed your date Brie, grapes and wine under the stars at the Celestial Film Festival, then had your first kiss and fell in love. b) Can’t actually remember the last time you had a real date. c) Went to the Gordon Biersch Brewery on Oahu, then to Club Detox to play pool. d) Went to an Ozomatli concert and danced, then went to a restaurant, ate, talked all night, kissed and had great sex. e) Had drinks at Mulligan’s and talked about politics, the Burning Man festival, soccer, poor people, racism, the Hapsburg Empire and rose quartz. f) You went to see Black Flag—it was a million years ago. g) Watched open mic at Café Marc Aurel. h) Took yourself on a weekend getaway to Hana, saw some great jazz, ate great food, had great sex and even called yourself the next day.

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